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- [Yawning]

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- On capitol hill today,

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the senate will vote on a bill
to cut funding for superheroes.

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- They think
they can change anywhere.

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The world is not
their changing room.

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- Superheroes who are balancing
multiple identities

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have a fragile and even tenuous
grasp on reality.

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- Since the superheroes

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imprisoned
all of the supervillains

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over ten years ago,

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they have had no enemy to fight.

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That, coupled with recent
press coverage of superheroes

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living on luxury lifestyles
with taxpayers' money,

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has raised questions
about whether the government

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should continue subsidizing
the supercorps.

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Up next..

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[Upbeat pop music]

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- No effing way.

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- Oh, God.

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- I love superheroes.

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Are you fishman, man?

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- No.

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- Which one are you?

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- I'm Fridge.

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The "F" stands for Fridge.

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It's short for refrigerator.

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- My name's Jose Maria
de Las Mercedes acostaz.

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- Okay.
- People just call me moon dog.

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- Great.
That's great.

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- Yo, 'frigerator, dude,
you want some?

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- You know,
I don't think that I can.

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- It's good shit.

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- Aren't you working?

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- It's off-season, man.
There's no one around.

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- I'm kind of on duty, so...

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- What happens
when superheroes get high?

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- I don't know.

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- Do their powers get stronger?

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- I don't know.

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- All right.

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Stay super, bro.

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- You, too.
- Stay super.

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[Suspenseful music]

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- You know, it's funny.

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Your name is C-Thru,
but I can see right through you.

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Are you working for somebody
that wants to help me escape

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or someone that wants
to kill me?

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- Shut up.

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- You're not doing this job
for the money, are you?

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It's for the promotion,
the status you want,

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the respect you want.

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- Everybody thinks superheroes
win the lottery, huh?

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Because they're born
with powers?

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No one wants to appreciate
the hard work,

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the sacrifices that we put in
every day.

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Damn it.

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- Feels good
to speak to the shrink

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once in a while,
doesn't it?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How are you?

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- Good.
How you doing?

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- Good.

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Hey.

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- I--I was gonna knock,

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but then I remembered
that you could--

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- see through walls, yeah.
- Right, so I just...

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What are you doing
in this place?

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- I got a really bad stomach flu
last night,

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and I had to stop here,

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and so I called you in
for backup.

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- Wait a minute, aren't you
supposed to have, like,

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a police escort
or something like that?

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- Solo on this one.

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Cops aren't our biggest fans
at the moment, you know?

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- Really?

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- I'm actually
feeling better now.

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You want to get some breakfast?
I'm starving.

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- No, you know what?

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I think let's just handle
the prisoner transport.

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You and I can get some food
some other time.

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- You know,
protocol says that, um...

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We can't move him till dark now.

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- What?
New protocol?

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I'm supposed to hang out
with Emily's mom later, damn it.

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- Hey, you know, but there's
a diner right down the street.

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Why don't we get in our civvies
and go?

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I got to get out of this thing.
My butt is itching.

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- I'd rather keep the suit on.

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- Why?

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- You know, I just feel
more comfortable as Fridge.

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- How long have you
had this thing on?

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- A pretty long time.

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Pretty long time.

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- But you got civilian clothes
in the bag.

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- Don't look through my stuff,
okay?

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Please.
- All right.

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All right.
- I'm just--please.

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- I forgot.
I forgot how much you hate that.

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- It's the weirdest thing.

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- But, you know,
you really should

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get that thing washed
eventually,

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and take a shower.

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- I think my phone's dead.

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I guess I'll just send Emily
an email.

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Where's the check-in office?

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- Try where it says "check-in."

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- Oh.

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All right.
Good.

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- All right, I'm gonna, um...

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I'm gonna go back to my room
for a minute and get something.

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I'll catch up with you in a bit.

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[Phone ringing]

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- C-Thru, talk to me.

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Tell me,
how's the mission going?

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- Well, he hasn't
done it yet, sir.

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- This is time-sensitive,
C-Thru.

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Why are you stalling?

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And may be going through
some kind of identity crisis.

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It's my opinion that we find
an alternative person to--

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- no, no, no.
It's got to be Fridge.

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Don't question my amazingness.

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- Sorry, sir, I would never
question your amazingness.

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- You realize, C-Thru,
if this works,

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you're gonna get
that big promotion

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we've been talking about.

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- Right, and I'm also doing it
for the corps, sir.

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- For the corps!

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- ♪ This is not a good day
to call me ♪

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♪ because I can not spare
some sympathy ♪

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♪ my own feeling
is mostly unclear ♪

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♪ and when I'm talking to you
I'm not here ♪

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[Bell dinging]

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- Hi.

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Are you with the other one?

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- Yeah, C-Thru.
Room 40.

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Um...Can I use your Internet?

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- That's against our policy.
Sorry.

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- Yeah, I know, but...

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I'm Fridge, so...

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- Who?

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- The refrigerator.

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New ice on the block?

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Cold boy?
- No, I--

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- it's not doing anything
for you at all?

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There's nothing there.

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- I don't really follow
superhero stuff.

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- I shoot ice out of my hands.

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Look, let me show you
what I'm talking about.

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[Zapping]

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[Ice crackling]

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And there it is.

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- That's $15 for the mug.
- What?

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No, no, I was just trying
to show you that I could--

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- you freeze it, you pay for it.

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- All right, I'll pay
for the mug.

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Look, can I use the Internet,
please?

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I'm a superhero.
You got to help me.

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- I thought that meant
that you're supposed to help me.

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- Well, if you were being robbed
or raped or something,

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I would help you.

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- Somebody say superhero?

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I fight crime, too.

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- Oh, great.

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- Yeah, I applied
to be one of you guys.

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They said my power
wasn't complete enough.

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- Jimmy, please?

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- No, I don't blame supercorps.

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You know, they have
their standards.

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Want to see my power?

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- Uh...

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Yeah, sure.

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[Whooshing sound]

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- I can turn invisible.

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[Whooshing sound reverses]

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- Oh.

177
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- But only for 2.3 seconds.

178
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- Well, that's not--
that's not bad.

179
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That's not bad.
I, uh...

180
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You know, there are therapists
that can help you work on that

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if you want to hold it longer.

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- Nah, it's okay.

183
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I got all the power I need
right here.

184
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- Jimmy, can you please
put your gun away

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before you hurt yourself?

186
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- You guys aren't allowed
to carry guns, are you?

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[Door creaking]

188
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- No, uh...

189
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[Door creaking]

190
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- Is there a problem here,
officer?

191
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- Two superheroes.

192
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How blessed we are.

193
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- Please holster your firearm,
sir.

194
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- Or what?

195
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Are you going to see through it?

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- [Chuckles weakly]

197
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- You know, superheroes
used to be allowed to pack heat,

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until one of them went
on a rampage,

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shot his wife,
and then shot himself.

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- Let me tell you something.

201
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That superhero's name
was restore-o,

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and he was a great man.

203
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- Look, we're both
on the same side here.

204
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- The same side, huh?

205
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,901
Then why is the government
cutting your funding

206
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and not ours?

207
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:19,903
- Jimmy!

208
00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,939
Would you please just go?

209
00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:24,908
That's the last time
I'm going to tell you.

210
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- This isn't over.

211
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[Whispers]
I love you.

212
00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:31,348
- [Sighs]

213
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- Can I use your Internet now?

214
00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:38,388
- No!
- Oh, my God.

215
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,957
- And you still owe me
for the mug.

216
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,925
- You are so annoying.

217
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- Sorry about this.

218
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You can charge that to the room.

219
00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:49,866
Hey, I'm sorry that asshole cop
mentioned your dad like that.

220
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:50,968
- Oh, who cares?

221
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I'm used to it, right?

222
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- Your dad
was a great superhero.

223
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- Really?
How great could he be?

224
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Either he did
what everybody said he did,

225
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or he was too stupid,
he just let it happen.

226
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- Yeah, well, the supercorps
said he didn't do it.

227
00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:03,247
- Then why couldn't they
prove it?

228
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- Well--
- no, no, no, no, no, no.

229
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I don't want to debate it.

230
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:06,917
I don't want to talk about it.

231
00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,253
I've got my own life.
Got my own problems.

232
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Like, for example,
when I don't meet Emily today,

233
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she's gonna hate me,
exactly like she hates Brendan.

234
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Unless I create
another alter ego for myself.

235
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- Don't do that.

236
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- I might do it.

237
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- When's the last time
you were Brendan?

238
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- [Sighs]

239
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Technically, this is supposed
to be my day off.

240
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- You have to clear
your schedule.

241
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,614
You don't just punch a clock
on a mission.

242
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With great power
comes great respon--

243
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,550
- yeah, all right,
I get the point.

244
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Can I call her from your phone?

245
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- You can't use
a superhero phone.

246
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What is she going to think
when she sees the caller I.D.?

247
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That I was going to Hampton bays
to meet you,

248
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,830
so I don't think she's
really going to freak out.

249
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:55,966
- You told her
about this mission?

250
00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:57,634
- She's my girlfriend.

251
00:12:57,636 --> 00:13:00,637
- Oh, come on, man, no.
She's Brendan's girlfriend.

252
00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,639
She's not supposed to know
about superhero stuff.

253
00:13:02,641 --> 00:13:05,976
- Okay, well, it's not really
that simple.

254
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:10,747
Because she's, um...
She's cheating on me.

255
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,783
On Brendan.

256
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:14,785
- Oh.

257
00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:17,688
- With me.
Fridge.

258
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:23,960
- Look, bottom line is that
Emily is not happy with Brendan.

259
00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:28,799
She doesn't want to be dating
some broke wannabe cartoonist.

260
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:31,802
- This is a seriously
unprofessional situation.

261
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:35,105
- She deserves more
than just hanging around,

262
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,506
ordering takeout,

263
00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:38,975
and watching reruns
with that guy.

264
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:40,410
- Is that for dramatic effect?

265
00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:41,812
- Wh-what?

266
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:43,580
- Calling him "that guy"?

267
00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:44,715
It's you.
You're him.

268
00:13:44,717 --> 00:13:46,450
You're that guy.

269
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,085
- It's funny.
I don't feel like him.

270
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,686
Not, like, one little bit.

271
00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:52,522
I actually think
that I'm taller than Brendan.

272
00:13:52,524 --> 00:13:54,358
You think that's possible?

273
00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:57,361
- No.

274
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:58,929
- And then I remembered
that Fridge

275
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,965
was always a way bigger hit
with the ladies.

276
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,836
So when I, Fridge, saw her
walking down the street,

277
00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:09,973
I froze the sidewalk, right,
to make her slip and fall

278
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,008
so that I could catch her
and save her.

279
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,977
- [Gasps]

280
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,881
- And then...It was amazing.

281
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:20,584
She had never looked
at Brendan--

282
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:23,687
at me--like that before.

283
00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,589
And then when I, Brendan,

284
00:14:25,591 --> 00:14:27,457
called her to ask
what she was doing that night,

285
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:29,126
she said she was sick
and had to stay in,

286
00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:30,961
when really she had plans
with me, Fridge.

287
00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:33,864
I took her to some place
that Brendan could never afford.

288
00:14:33,866 --> 00:14:36,800
There were these guys
who owed me a favor.

289
00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:39,403
I kept their freezer cold
during the blackout.

290
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:43,006
And then we went
back to her apartment.

291
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,641
[Laughter]

292
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:48,078
One thing led to another...

293
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,880
[Glass shattering]

294
00:14:49,882 --> 00:14:53,016
You see why I don't want to
change back into my alter ego?

295
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,018
If I become Brendan,
who knows what he's going to do?

296
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,487
He might do something stupid,
and break up with her.

297
00:14:57,489 --> 00:14:58,889
Then he's going to ruin this
great thing

298
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,557
that I've got going on
with Emily.

299
00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:02,893
- Y-you know, you really
shouldn't be saying this

300
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:03,894
in front of anyone.

301
00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:07,130
Superhero stuff, alter egos,
top secret.

302
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,900
- No, because people are going
to think that you're insane.

303
00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:12,602
- Why can't you just
be happy for me?

304
00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:16,773
You know, the sex with Fridge
is way better.

305
00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:19,209
- [Sighs]

306
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,510
Wait, why is it better?

307
00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:22,879
- Chicks dig the costume.

308
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,549
They dig the costume.

309
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,050
- [Clears throat]

310
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:30,520
- Oh, we're not accepting
superhero credit anymore.

311
00:15:30,522 --> 00:15:31,922
Sorry.

312
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:33,957
We take cash.

313
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:46,670
[Door creaking]

314
00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:48,138
- Ow!

315
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,674
Damn it.

316
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:54,678
Jimmy, I know you're there.

317
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,546
- I brought you a present.

318
00:15:56,548 --> 00:15:59,049
So you can test out
your fashion line on something.

319
00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:03,553
- Um, it's a little bit small
for that.

320
00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:05,555
And it's not really
a fashion line.

321
00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:06,690
It's just a hobby.

322
00:16:06,692 --> 00:16:09,893
- Well, unfortunately,

323
00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:12,262
hobbies are illegal
in this town.

324
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:13,930
Gonna have to frisk you, ma'am.

325
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,732
- You really...

326
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:18,668
You don't have to frisk me.

327
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:21,872
- Your tits are so much nicer
than my wife's.

328
00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,106
- Jimmy!

329
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,674
- That was a compliment.

330
00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,243
- Okay, here's the thing:

331
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,711
I felt sorry for you,

332
00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:29,813
because your wife
kicked you out.

333
00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:33,049
Now I don't even really
feel sorry for you.

334
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,519
- What do you feel?

335
00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:38,555
- Nothing.

336
00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:40,257
- Do you want me
to get divorced

337
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:41,658
so that we can make it official?

338
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:42,993
- I don't want it
to be official.

339
00:16:42,995 --> 00:16:45,562
- Because I will.
- Never was official.

340
00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:48,298
You can go now.

341
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,900
[Sighs]

342
00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:52,802
- I can't believe the crap
they write about me.

343
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,639
I mean, my suits
aren't taxicab yellow.

344
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,940
- Ugh, of course.

345
00:16:56,942 --> 00:17:00,544
It goes to voicemail,
but her mailbox is full.

346
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:02,746
Unbelievable.

347
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:03,947
- What happened to you, bro?

348
00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:05,315
You used to be
such a ladies' man

349
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,816
before you met this girl.

350
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,718
- [Sighs]
I don't know.

351
00:17:10,621 --> 00:17:11,888
Love changes you, I guess.

352
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,189
- I wouldn't call it love.

353
00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:16,026
It's more like kryptonite
for your balls.

354
00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:19,162
All right, look, why don't you
go back to the front desk,

355
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,164
but this time, go as Brendan?

356
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,299
- Okay.

357
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:24,601
Maybe she'll feel sorry for him.

358
00:17:24,603 --> 00:17:27,604
[Upbeat pop music]

359
00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,306
♪

360
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:30,907
[Horn honking]

361
00:17:30,909 --> 00:17:33,810
- Suck my balls, superfreaks.

362
00:17:33,812 --> 00:17:41,851
♪

363
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:48,592
- Son of a bitch.

364
00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:03,373
Hey, how do I look?

365
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,642
- You got a little dirt on you.

366
00:18:05,644 --> 00:18:06,710
But good.

367
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,745
Good.
You look...Normal.

368
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:09,813
How do you feel?

369
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:13,817
- Emily's cheating on me.

370
00:18:13,819 --> 00:18:18,355
Man, I got to dump the slut
before she dumps me.

371
00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:19,623
Shit.

372
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,759
- Dump Emily?
But I thought...

373
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,963
Whoa.

374
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,374
- [Sighs]

375
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:38,375
Hello.

376
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:40,644
- Hello.

377
00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,245
How can I help you?

378
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,748
- Uh...

379
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,983
I need to break up
with my girlfriend.

380
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:49,252
Like, today.
Like, right now.

381
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,656
- Not on my account, I hope.

382
00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:54,691
I'm kidding.

383
00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:55,859
[Laughs]

384
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:57,694
Wait, sorry--
you're serious?

385
00:18:57,696 --> 00:18:59,429
- Um...

386
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,965
- Why are you telling me?

387
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,267
- Because I'm afraid
that if I don't do it right now,

388
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,335
I'm gonna lose the courage.

389
00:19:05,337 --> 00:19:09,439
So despite what that sign says,

390
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,909
I have to use your Internet.

391
00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:16,680
So I can email her
and break up with her.

392
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:20,150
- That's not a really nice way
of breaking up with someone.

393
00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:23,186
- Well, she's cheating on me,
so...

394
00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:24,721
- Oh, I see.

395
00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:26,690
Yeah, that's messed up.

396
00:19:26,692 --> 00:19:29,459
- Look, you know, this isn't
particularly pleasant for me,

397
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,161
or easy.

398
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,163
- I know; I've been trying
to end something

399
00:19:33,165 --> 00:19:34,998
with someone for weeks.

400
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,401
- What's stopping you?

401
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,770
- His inability to understand

402
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:43,006
words that come out of my mouth
when I talk.

403
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,240
- Is he foreign?

404
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:47,043
- Nope.
Just stupid.

405
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,179
- Right.

406
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:51,848
- You 100% sure
that she's cheating on you?

407
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,316
- Pretty sure.

408
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:56,753
The guy that she's cheating with
kind of told me.

409
00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,188
- You know him?

410
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:02,058
- I know him.
We're sort of, like, friends.

411
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,960
- Ouch.
- Jesus, dude.

412
00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:05,729
- Oh, it gets worse.

413
00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:08,064
The guy's a superhero.

414
00:20:08,066 --> 00:20:09,299
- [Groans]

415
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,735
I had a couple of those idiots
come in here.

416
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:14,070
- Yeah.
- They seem like such jerks.

417
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:18,508
- Guess she likes men in tights?

418
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,376
- What is with that?

419
00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:24,280
It's like each one's got to have
his own stupid little outfit?

420
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:25,415
Why?

421
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,517
They're such egomaniacs.

422
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:31,454
- Fine.
I sympathize.

423
00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,490
- Really?
- Come with me.

424
00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:34,924
- Thank you.

425
00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:37,026
- No porn, though.

426
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,962
- I can't promise anything.

427
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,369
- Is there a really cool bug
there or something?

428
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,171
- No.

429
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:51,941
- Well, why are you staring
at the wall so closely?

430
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,510
- I'm staring through the wall,
genius.

431
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:56,946
I'm a--
I'm a superhero.

432
00:20:56,948 --> 00:20:58,782
- What's your superpower?

433
00:20:58,784 --> 00:21:02,986
- X-ray vision, moron.

434
00:21:02,988 --> 00:21:04,888
- Can you see
through my clothes?

435
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,923
- No.
- Why not?

436
00:21:06,925 --> 00:21:09,492
- I mean, I can,
but I don't want--

437
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,094
ugh!

438
00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:12,395
- Well, what else can you do?

439
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,063
Do you have X-ray hearing?

440
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,398
- No!

441
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,401
But I can read lips pretty good.

442
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,270
- Well, that's not really
a superpower.

443
00:21:20,272 --> 00:21:23,039
- Isn't there a joint somewhere
that needs to be smoked?

444
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,041
- How do you compete
with superman,

445
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:28,077
who has X-ray vision, but tons
of other cool powers, too,

446
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,147
like flying,
running really fast?

447
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,049
Catching bullets
with his teeth's pretty cool.

448
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:36,019
- Superman is a totally
fictional, made-up character.

449
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,287
He's not real.

450
00:21:37,289 --> 00:21:39,289
Real superheroes
only have one superpower.

451
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,292
That's why we work together
in the supercorps.

452
00:21:42,294 --> 00:21:43,993
- So you know
the real identities

453
00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:45,895
of all the superheroes
in the supercorps?

454
00:21:45,897 --> 00:21:49,566
- Yeah, I know a lot of them.

455
00:21:49,568 --> 00:21:51,534
- Is Sandra bullock a superhero?

456
00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:53,236
- No.

457
00:21:53,238 --> 00:21:54,871
- Salman rushdie?

458
00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:55,939
- Yeah, salman is.

459
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,907
Look, I got to get back to work.

460
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:00,443
- Me, too.

461
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,945
[Glass squeaking]

462
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:06,449
- "You are a cheating slut.

463
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:12,956
I am breaking up with you."

464
00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,195
- You know what I do

465
00:22:19,197 --> 00:22:21,531
when I'm feeling insecure
about something?

466
00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:23,066
- I don't know
if I'm feeling insecure--

467
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:24,868
- I tell myself,
"be who you are.

468
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:27,136
"Say what you feel, because
those who matter don't mind,

469
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,471
and those who mind,
don't matter."

470
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,640
- Okay, wow, well,
that's really good.

471
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,141
I should get you to write this.

472
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,644
- Oh, I didn't write it.
Dr. Seuss did.

473
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,446
- [Chuckles]

474
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:38,948
- What, you think it's weird
that I quote Dr. Seuss?

475
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,617
- No, I love Dr. Seuss.

476
00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:42,218
He's like Shakespeare.

477
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,354
You know, I only understand,
like, 30% of it,

478
00:22:44,356 --> 00:22:45,955
but the 30%
that I do understand,

479
00:22:45,957 --> 00:22:49,359
is just unbelievably beautiful.

480
00:22:49,361 --> 00:22:52,262
- That is what is so great
about Dr. Seuss, though.

481
00:22:52,264 --> 00:22:54,430
I mean, he has all these weird
names for things,

482
00:22:54,432 --> 00:22:57,300
like, um, barbaloots.

483
00:22:57,302 --> 00:22:59,636
- Barbaloots.
- Truffula trees.

484
00:22:59,638 --> 00:23:01,571
- Oh, man.
- <i>The lorax.</i>

485
00:23:01,573 --> 00:23:03,373
- Are truffula trees

486
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:06,643
the ones that look like
these mega-delicious cupcakes?

487
00:23:06,645 --> 00:23:09,078
- Yeah, pretty much everything
in Dr. Seuss's world

488
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,314
looks like something that would
give you a sugar high.

489
00:23:11,316 --> 00:23:12,415
- [Sighs]

490
00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:15,018
It's making me hungry.

491
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,520
- You're procrastinating.

492
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,155
Hit "send."

493
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,261
[Mouse clicks]

494
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,964
How do you feel?

495
00:23:27,966 --> 00:23:29,532
- Incredibly good.

496
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:32,669
I feel really good.
- Good!

497
00:23:32,671 --> 00:23:34,470
So what brings you out here,
anyway?

498
00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:39,943
- Oh, uh, I illustrate
nature books,

499
00:23:39,945 --> 00:23:42,545
so I'm out here
drawing nature stuff.

500
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:43,980
- Will you draw me something?

501
00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:45,682
- Yeah, absolutely.

502
00:23:45,684 --> 00:23:47,417
I mean, not right now,

503
00:23:47,419 --> 00:23:49,419
because I have
performance anxiety.

504
00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:50,553
I get shy.

505
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:53,022
[Cell phone buzzing]

506
00:23:53,024 --> 00:23:54,624
- You watching Fridge?
- Yes, captain.

507
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:57,393
- Well, on the camera, I can see
shrink trying to kill himself.

508
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:58,394
- Wait, what?

509
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,397
[Dramatic music]

510
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:06,202
♪

511
00:24:06,204 --> 00:24:09,572
I'm not playing this.

512
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:10,573
- [Grunts]

513
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,609
[Zapping]

514
00:24:18,148 --> 00:24:20,049
Why did you stop me?

515
00:24:20,051 --> 00:24:22,185
If you want me dead,

516
00:24:22,187 --> 00:24:24,721
what difference does it make
who kills me?

517
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:27,490
- Why are you in such a rush
to die?

518
00:24:27,492 --> 00:24:31,594
- Oh, so now you're the shrink,
huh?

519
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,296
- You know, if he wants to die,

520
00:24:33,298 --> 00:24:35,465
then why don't we just let him
kill himself?

521
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,367
Then we don't have
to go through with this.

522
00:24:37,369 --> 00:24:39,602
- Please don't be a moron,
C-Thru.

523
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,471
We need this on tape.

524
00:24:41,473 --> 00:24:43,539
Stop annoying me.

525
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,241
- Are you staying in town?

526
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:46,209
- Yeah.

527
00:24:46,211 --> 00:24:47,643
Well, no, I'm not, actually.

528
00:24:47,645 --> 00:24:49,078
I'm not staying anywhere.

529
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,180
- Do you need a room
for the night?

530
00:24:51,182 --> 00:24:52,782
- Um...
Yeah.

531
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,351
- Okay.
- Yeah, I guess I do.

532
00:24:55,353 --> 00:24:57,420
Sure.

533
00:25:00,491 --> 00:25:03,693
Does it ever get,
like, scary out here, all alone?

534
00:25:03,695 --> 00:25:08,131
Because it's not quite like
<i>the shining,</i>

535
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,433
but it's a lot like <i>the shining.</i>

536
00:25:10,435 --> 00:25:12,135
- [Laughs]

537
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,237
Well, it's fun
not having my parents around.

538
00:25:14,239 --> 00:25:16,172
And we have a boat at the dock,

539
00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:18,408
so I go out on the water a lot.

540
00:25:18,410 --> 00:25:20,510
Plus, you never know
who you're going to meet.

541
00:25:20,512 --> 00:25:23,246
- I feel like somebody must have
paid you to be nice to me.

542
00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:26,416
- Um, I think that would make me
some kind of a call girl?

543
00:25:26,418 --> 00:25:30,653
- Well, that's not exactly
what I meant.

544
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,399
- Okay, you're room 26.

545
00:25:43,401 --> 00:25:45,268
Um...

546
00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:47,136
So do you want to--
- I got to, um--

547
00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:48,471
sorry, go ahead.
You first.

548
00:25:48,473 --> 00:25:50,306
- I was just wondering
if you're hungry.

549
00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:51,808
If you want to have lunch.

550
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:54,277
- Uh, no.
Yes!

551
00:25:54,279 --> 00:25:57,146
Yes, no, I would love
to have lunch.

552
00:25:57,148 --> 00:25:58,848
- Groovy, okay.

553
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,316
Well, I'll let you
get settled in,

554
00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:03,352
and then we can do it in, say,
an hour?

555
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:06,122
- Yeah, great.
Groovy.

556
00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:52,835
- You know, I myself,
if I could have a superpower,

557
00:26:52,837 --> 00:26:54,437
I'd want to be super sexy.

558
00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:56,839
You know, you'd get into
all the great nightclubs.

559
00:26:56,841 --> 00:26:58,474
- Yeah, you know,

560
00:26:58,476 --> 00:27:00,743
I don't think that would be
my first pick for--

561
00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:04,647
- were no sexual relations
between that woman and myself.

562
00:27:04,649 --> 00:27:06,716
- We need pistols.
You've seen the movies.

563
00:27:06,718 --> 00:27:09,318
You shoot 'em in the leg.
You get 'em down.

564
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,754
How am I going to do that
with this?

565
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,389
[Flames crackling]

566
00:27:13,391 --> 00:27:15,758
- The reason that he seems
so far behind,

567
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,326
is that he's way out in front.

568
00:27:17,328 --> 00:27:18,928
I mean, I'll give you
an example.

569
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:23,432
You know, '89, sunburn
was taking me to nirvana shows.

570
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,368
This is pre-
<i>teen spirit.</i>

571
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:27,837
- That's why we started
the superbag initiative.

572
00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:29,305
But then the superheroes

573
00:27:29,307 --> 00:27:30,873
just started leaving their bags
everywhere.

574
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,242
I didn't think we'd have
to explain to them, you know,

575
00:27:33,244 --> 00:27:36,579
you take the bag with you.

576
00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:38,915
I mean, you don't leave
your clothes in the park

577
00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:40,416
when you change, right?

578
00:27:40,418 --> 00:27:42,251
I don't have to explain that
to you.

579
00:27:42,253 --> 00:27:44,453
You'd think a superhero
might get that.

580
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,519
[Knock at door]

581
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,626
- Dude, where the hell
have you been?

582
00:28:23,628 --> 00:28:25,328
I've been looking everywhere
for you.

583
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,696
- Did she see you knock
on my door?

584
00:28:26,698 --> 00:28:28,965
- No, who?
- Because she hates superheroes.

585
00:28:28,967 --> 00:28:31,567
So, I'm sorry,
but I can't be seen with you.

586
00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:33,436
- Who?
- You, you!

587
00:28:33,438 --> 00:28:38,274
Dude, you know, I saw you
with that needle in your arm.

588
00:28:38,276 --> 00:28:41,244
- It's just...Medical.
It's fine.

589
00:28:41,246 --> 00:28:42,878
- Medical?

590
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,314
I mean, Jesus, are you okay?

591
00:28:45,316 --> 00:28:46,782
- Yeah, I'm fine.
It's not important.

592
00:28:46,784 --> 00:28:48,451
What's important now is--

593
00:28:48,453 --> 00:28:50,786
I'm glad you finally showered.

594
00:28:50,788 --> 00:28:52,021
Here.

595
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,589
Come on, put this on.

596
00:28:53,591 --> 00:28:56,492
It's time to meet the prisoner.

597
00:28:56,494 --> 00:28:58,628
- Hi, have you seen Fridge?

598
00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:01,530
Scrawny blue guy?
He shoots ice out of his hands?

599
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,366
- Yeah.
Yeah, I seen him.

600
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:04,800
He's here.
- Where is he?

601
00:29:04,802 --> 00:29:09,538
- He's right over there.
Up there.

602
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,475
- Fridge!

603
00:29:12,477 --> 00:29:15,278
- Hey, is there
some kind of party here?

604
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,546
- You know, I don't want
to jinx anything,

605
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:21,784
but, um, man, I think I'm,
like, falling in love.

606
00:29:21,786 --> 00:29:23,619
- With who?

607
00:29:23,621 --> 00:29:24,887
- Claudel.

608
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,956
The girl at the front desk.

609
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,591
- What about Emily?

610
00:29:28,593 --> 00:29:29,992
- Emily?
I dumped her.

611
00:29:29,994 --> 00:29:31,627
She was cheating on me.

612
00:29:31,629 --> 00:29:33,729
Weren't you listening
to anything I said before?

613
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:38,301
- Yeah, you said that the sex
with Emily was better than ever.

614
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,303
- The sex with Fridge
was better.

615
00:29:40,305 --> 00:29:42,505
Look, it doesn't matter now,
because you know what?

616
00:29:42,507 --> 00:29:43,773
I've got claudel.

617
00:29:43,775 --> 00:29:45,708
- Great, you bond
over Dr. Seuss,

618
00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:47,643
and all of a sudden you're ready
to get married.

619
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:50,379
- Oh, very nice, tea bags.
You've been spying on me.

620
00:29:50,381 --> 00:29:52,948
- Not spying, dude.
Keeping tabs.

621
00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,784
I mean, we're on a mission here.

622
00:29:54,786 --> 00:29:57,553
And, frankly,
your behavior's been unsettling.

623
00:29:57,555 --> 00:29:58,788
- I don't get it.

624
00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:00,656
Why do we have to meet
the prisoner?

625
00:30:00,658 --> 00:30:02,525
I mean, aren't we
just transporting him?

626
00:30:02,527 --> 00:30:04,060
- No, this is what I've
been trying--

627
00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,628
- Fridge!
- What the hell?

628
00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,564
- Can you focus please?
- Fridge?

629
00:30:08,566 --> 00:30:09,865
- What is she doing here?

630
00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:11,434
- Who?
- Emily.

631
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:13,369
- No, no.
- Fridge!

632
00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:16,739
- Fridge!

633
00:30:16,741 --> 00:30:19,809
- You.
- Emily?

634
00:30:19,811 --> 00:30:22,578
- You've got some nerve
breaking up with me in an email.

635
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,380
- I don't have time for this.

636
00:30:24,382 --> 00:30:25,548
- Accusing me of cheating.

637
00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:27,083
Who do you think you are,
Batman?

638
00:30:27,085 --> 00:30:28,451
- No, I don't think I'm Batman.

639
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,086
Can I talk to you over here,
please?

640
00:30:30,088 --> 00:30:32,555
Ow.
Don't hit me.

641
00:30:32,557 --> 00:30:33,923
How did you find me?

642
00:30:33,925 --> 00:30:35,958
- The note that you left
on my pillow, you idiot.

643
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,526
- Jesus Christ.

644
00:30:37,528 --> 00:30:38,894
I am just going through
some shit right now.

645
00:30:38,896 --> 00:30:40,763
- Well, don't take it out on me,
dickhead.

646
00:30:40,765 --> 00:30:41,831
- Don't do that.

647
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:43,966
Can I say something please?
- What?

648
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,868
- Can I say one thing?
- What?

649
00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,103
- I really like you.

650
00:30:47,105 --> 00:30:49,372
- You do?
- Yeah, I do.

651
00:30:49,374 --> 00:30:50,773
We had some good times together.

652
00:30:50,775 --> 00:30:52,842
- Then why do you want
to break up with me?

653
00:30:52,844 --> 00:30:54,510
- Why do you think?

654
00:30:54,512 --> 00:30:56,779
- I don't know.
That's why I'm asking you.

655
00:30:56,781 --> 00:30:59,548
- Really?
- Yes, really.

656
00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:00,916
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

657
00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:02,985
Uh-huh, why?
- Yeah.

658
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,988
- Um...
- Why?

659
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,157
- Shit.
You know what?

660
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,558
I'm going to, um...

661
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,595
Can you give me one second,
please?

662
00:31:12,597 --> 00:31:14,597
- What?
- I need one second.

663
00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:16,866
- Come on.
What the hell, Fridge?

664
00:31:19,936 --> 00:31:21,837
Come on, Fridge!

665
00:31:27,144 --> 00:31:28,744
- Excuse me, ma'am.

666
00:31:28,746 --> 00:31:33,616
I was just looking...
For a friend of mine.

667
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,184
- You know, that's very rude.

668
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,553
- Oh, sorry.

669
00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:46,195
Fridge!

670
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,597
I don't have time for this.

671
00:31:54,104 --> 00:31:56,872
Fridge!
What are you doing?

672
00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:59,475
- Hey, claudel.

673
00:31:59,477 --> 00:32:01,710
- You got my 15 bucks?

674
00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:02,578
- What?

675
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:05,481
Oh, shit, the mug.

676
00:32:05,483 --> 00:32:07,116
Right.
Um...

677
00:32:07,118 --> 00:32:11,020
Just let me say that I'd like
to apologize about that.

678
00:32:11,022 --> 00:32:14,190
- I don't believe you,
cold sore,

679
00:32:14,192 --> 00:32:15,224
or whatever your name is.

680
00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,659
- [Chuckles]
Yes.

681
00:32:16,661 --> 00:32:18,127
[Clears throat]
Okay.

682
00:32:18,129 --> 00:32:20,863
Right.
Great.

683
00:32:39,182 --> 00:32:41,951
I will be right there.

684
00:32:47,491 --> 00:32:51,026
Hey.

685
00:32:51,028 --> 00:32:53,095
Claudel?

686
00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:58,834
Claudel!
Hey!

687
00:32:58,836 --> 00:33:01,604
I'm really sorry
to keep you waiting.

688
00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:04,240
- Oh, I figured you forgot.
Um, no biggie.

689
00:33:04,242 --> 00:33:06,208
Are you still on for lunch?

690
00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:10,246
- The thing is, could we push
lunch back just a little bit?

691
00:33:10,248 --> 00:33:13,215
I'm kind of loaded down
with work stuff.

692
00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:14,884
- Brendan?
Who the hell is this?

693
00:33:14,886 --> 00:33:18,087
- Emily!
What are you doing here?

694
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:20,856
- What do you think, idiot?
- Oh, God.

695
00:33:20,858 --> 00:33:22,791
- Brendan.

696
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,860
Can I talk to you
a moment alone, please?

697
00:33:24,862 --> 00:33:29,164
- God damn it.
- You know him?

698
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:31,133
- No, no.

699
00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:32,701
No, absolutely not.

700
00:33:32,703 --> 00:33:34,103
- It's important.

701
00:33:34,105 --> 00:33:36,672
- Does anybody look like
they need to be saved here,

702
00:33:36,674 --> 00:33:38,007
captain honeybuzz?

703
00:33:38,009 --> 00:33:41,176
We're all safe here,
so you can go.

704
00:33:41,178 --> 00:33:44,113
Thank you.
Back to the hive.

705
00:33:44,115 --> 00:33:47,283
I'm sorry, um--
this is my girlfriend.

706
00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:49,585
This is my ex-girlfriend,
Emily.

707
00:33:49,587 --> 00:33:52,788
- So you lied when you said
you had work?

708
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:54,623
- Oh, no, I didn't lie,
because I have work.

709
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,225
- Oh, is that what I am to you,
Brendan, work, huh?

710
00:33:56,227 --> 00:34:00,162
- No, damn it, I didn't
mean that when I said work.

711
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:03,332
- Wow, okay, you two seem
like you have a lot to discuss.

712
00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:05,901
- No.
- Yes, no, we do.

713
00:34:05,903 --> 00:34:07,102
- I'll see you around.

714
00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:08,637
- Great, that's great.

715
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,072
Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

716
00:34:10,074 --> 00:34:12,675
- What are you doing here?
Are you here to apologize?

717
00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,677
- Apologize to you?

718
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,745
Have you lost your mind?

719
00:34:16,747 --> 00:34:18,147
- Well, no, because I know

720
00:34:18,149 --> 00:34:20,849
you're sleeping
with that superhero, Fridge.

721
00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:23,052
Yeah, guess how.
He told me.

722
00:34:23,054 --> 00:34:24,687
So...

723
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:30,659
- But you two
are the same person.

724
00:34:30,661 --> 00:34:32,628
- Who the hell told you that?

725
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:34,063
- Oh, come on.
You look the same.

726
00:34:34,065 --> 00:34:36,131
You sound the same.
You smell the same.

727
00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:38,801
You fuck the same.
- We fuck the same?

728
00:34:38,803 --> 00:34:43,272
- No, not really.
But I'm your girlfriend, okay?

729
00:34:43,274 --> 00:34:45,040
I know these things.

730
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,810
That superheroes
have these alter egos

731
00:34:47,812 --> 00:34:49,345
to hide among civilians.

732
00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:53,082
So you made up this
Clark Kent-type loser, okay?

733
00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:57,186
I'm just trying to help you
get free of this geek.

734
00:34:57,188 --> 00:35:01,090
You're just
so much more passionate

735
00:35:01,092 --> 00:35:04,827
when you're
in that Fridge costume.

736
00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:16,772
- No.

737
00:35:16,774 --> 00:35:17,906
- Please?
- No, no, no.

738
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:22,778
Look, Brendan is the real me.

739
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,181
- What?

740
00:35:26,183 --> 00:35:28,751
- Brendan is the real me.

741
00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:30,119
- Are you sure?

742
00:35:30,121 --> 00:35:31,387
- Yes, I'm sure.

743
00:35:31,389 --> 00:35:35,991
- Well, why would you
choose Brendan?

744
00:35:35,993 --> 00:35:37,860
- It's not a choice, Emily.

745
00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:40,129
That's just the way it is.

746
00:35:40,131 --> 00:35:42,998
- Well, you should know that I'm
not gonna choose Brendan.

747
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,670
- Right, see, and that is why
we are breaking up.

748
00:35:47,672 --> 00:35:49,672
- [Sighs]

749
00:35:49,674 --> 00:35:51,707
I want to hear that from Fridge.

750
00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:53,275
- Fridge is not available
right now.

751
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:56,011
- No, no, I came
all the way here to talk to him,

752
00:35:56,013 --> 00:35:57,746
not this loser.

753
00:35:57,748 --> 00:35:59,281
So if you want to break up
with me,

754
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,783
do it in your Fridge costume.

755
00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,018
- That's not gonna
change anything.

756
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:06,755
This loser is breaking up
with you.

757
00:36:06,757 --> 00:36:08,157
We're over.

758
00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:10,726
- Fine.

759
00:36:10,728 --> 00:36:15,097
Fine!

760
00:36:15,099 --> 00:36:16,465
And, for the record,

761
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:21,236
it's not cheating
if it's with the same person.

762
00:36:21,238 --> 00:36:23,939
- Okay, I take that back.

763
00:36:23,941 --> 00:36:25,974
Just so long as you promise

764
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:31,447
that you will never
reveal my identity to anyone.

765
00:36:31,449 --> 00:36:34,349
- You're insane.

766
00:36:34,351 --> 00:36:38,353
I can't believe I let you ice
all over my face.

767
00:36:38,355 --> 00:36:41,724
[Sighs]

768
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,937
- Well, that is a woman
who reads her emails.

769
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,342
I don't know what to say.
I'm--I'm--

770
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:03,078
- should I upgrade you
to the honeymoon suite?

771
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,915
- No, we are 100% broken up.

772
00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:09,284
I promise you.

773
00:37:09,286 --> 00:37:12,154
- You were just making out
all over the parking lot.

774
00:37:12,156 --> 00:37:14,490
- She kissed me.

775
00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:15,891
- The last thing that I need

776
00:37:15,893 --> 00:37:18,761
is another guy
who has another girl.

777
00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:22,865
- I know.
I'm really sorry about that.

778
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,234
Look, I want to get
to know you better,

779
00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:28,137
and I want to have lunch
with you,

780
00:37:28,139 --> 00:37:33,542
just sometime closer
to dinnertime.

781
00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:37,379
- Are you asking me to dinner?

782
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:39,381
- Will you have dinner with me?

783
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,386
- Yes.

784
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:47,089
- Great.

785
00:37:47,091 --> 00:37:50,526
That's very good news.

786
00:37:50,528 --> 00:37:52,027
Okay.

787
00:38:08,144 --> 00:38:09,912
Hey, dude.

788
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:14,216
Look, I'm sorry I've been
out of it,

789
00:38:14,218 --> 00:38:16,218
but I got everything
sorted out now.

790
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:17,286
Emily's gone.

791
00:38:17,288 --> 00:38:19,154
I got a dinner date
with claudel.

792
00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:20,522
Weather's clearing up.

793
00:38:20,524 --> 00:38:24,493
So let's just focus
on the mission, right?

794
00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:27,129
So what'd you want to tell me
about the prisoner?

795
00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:28,430
- He's your parents' killer.

796
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,299
- Okay, wow, Jesus.
I said I was sorry.

797
00:38:30,301 --> 00:38:32,100
You don't have to be a dick
about it.

798
00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:33,435
- I'm not joking.

799
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:34,903
I'm serious.

800
00:38:34,905 --> 00:38:36,572
The supervillain who killed
your mom and dad

801
00:38:36,574 --> 00:38:39,441
is in that room.

802
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,110
- What?

803
00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:43,445
What are you talking about?

804
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,447
Nobody knows what happened
to my mom and dad.

805
00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,416
- The supercorps knows.

806
00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:51,186
- My dad had a gun in his hand.
- He was framed.

807
00:38:51,188 --> 00:38:52,387
You don't believe me?

808
00:38:52,389 --> 00:38:53,922
Go in there,
and ask him yourself.

809
00:38:53,924 --> 00:38:56,058
He's tied up.

810
00:38:58,328 --> 00:39:00,863
- The supercorps told you
this information, not me?

811
00:39:00,865 --> 00:39:02,130
Why?

812
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,600
- They're afraid
of what you might do.

813
00:39:04,602 --> 00:39:06,401
But I think you deserve to know.

814
00:39:06,403 --> 00:39:10,205
I think you deserve a little bit
of time alone with him.

815
00:39:10,207 --> 00:39:14,910
And if he should happen to try
to escape and get hurt...

816
00:39:14,912 --> 00:39:17,479
Or killed...

817
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:20,482
No one will blame you.

818
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:33,362
- I'm gonna kill him.

819
00:39:53,449 --> 00:39:54,983
Damn.

820
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,165
- Wait, what else do you want,
man?

821
00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,434
This is the guy who killed
your mom and dad.

822
00:40:12,436 --> 00:40:14,970
- What about
the supercorps oath, huh?

823
00:40:14,972 --> 00:40:17,272
What about rule #27, no revenge?

824
00:40:17,274 --> 00:40:19,074
- Nobody follows that rule.

825
00:40:19,076 --> 00:40:22,244
- I mean, if I do this,
then what's the difference?

826
00:40:22,246 --> 00:40:24,179
I'm no better than he is.
- No better than he is?

827
00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:26,281
You think you're exaggerating
just a little bit?

828
00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:28,216
I mean, this guy's
a psychopathic killer--

829
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,584
- all right, fine,
you know what I mean.

830
00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:33,455
I kill him, I'm a villain, too.
Technically.

831
00:40:33,457 --> 00:40:35,724
- All right,
if you don't want this--

832
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:37,392
- no, I'm not saying
I don't want it.

833
00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:38,660
I'm just...

834
00:40:38,662 --> 00:40:40,996
Trying to think.

835
00:40:44,701 --> 00:40:48,503
I can't stop thinking
about this one memory of my dad.

836
00:40:48,505 --> 00:40:51,306
Is this what he would
have wanted me to do?

837
00:40:51,308 --> 00:40:55,377
He was a healer.

838
00:40:55,379 --> 00:40:58,413
- Well, I guess the one thing
he couldn't heal was himself.

839
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:10,625
So, look, this guy's
obviously dangerous.

840
00:41:10,627 --> 00:41:12,260
When you go in there,

841
00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,529
I don't want you thinking
about Emily or claudel

842
00:41:14,531 --> 00:41:16,331
or any other stupid girl.

843
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:18,000
- Dude, come on.
I'm a pro.

844
00:41:18,002 --> 00:41:22,637
- Just be careful.

845
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:26,008
I'll be out here if you need me.

846
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,615
[Whispers]
I'm sorry, buddy.

847
00:41:46,396 --> 00:41:52,134
- My associate
sent me in here to...

848
00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:53,635
Ask you some questions.

849
00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:56,171
- You say "associate"
as if he wasn't some pervert

850
00:41:56,173 --> 00:42:01,109
trying to see through
everybody's clothes.

851
00:42:01,111 --> 00:42:03,111
What's the "f" stand for?

852
00:42:03,113 --> 00:42:05,213
- Fridge.

853
00:42:05,215 --> 00:42:06,648
Short for refrigerator.

854
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:08,283
- Ice controlling--

855
00:42:08,285 --> 00:42:11,586
one of the most common
superpowers.

856
00:42:11,588 --> 00:42:13,188
That explains it.

857
00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:16,591
All the best names
were probably already taken--

858
00:42:16,593 --> 00:42:19,528
freezer burn, snowman,

859
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:23,765
and the first
openly gay superhero,

860
00:42:23,767 --> 00:42:26,134
ice queen.

861
00:42:26,136 --> 00:42:28,103
How's that make you feel?

862
00:42:28,105 --> 00:42:30,105
- Captain amazingness
chooses our names.

863
00:42:30,107 --> 00:42:34,309
- Captain amazingness?
Who chooses his name?

864
00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:36,745
- The leader of the supercorps
names himself.

865
00:42:36,747 --> 00:42:39,681
- Sounds more like
he's got the midlife crisis,

866
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:42,184
don't you think?

867
00:42:42,186 --> 00:42:45,720
You know, I know
why you're really here.

868
00:42:45,722 --> 00:42:50,158
You're trying to decide
whether or not to kill me.

869
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,827
- How do you know that?

870
00:42:51,829 --> 00:42:55,697
- Your body language tells me.

871
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,299
Not moving tells me

872
00:42:57,301 --> 00:42:59,167
you don't want me
to read your body language,

873
00:42:59,169 --> 00:43:03,205
which proves that I'm right.

874
00:43:03,207 --> 00:43:07,709
There's something different
about you.

875
00:43:09,812 --> 00:43:11,746
Did you forget
to take your serum?

876
00:43:11,748 --> 00:43:14,249
- What serum?
What are you talking about?

877
00:43:28,131 --> 00:43:30,866
What the hell was that?

878
00:43:30,868 --> 00:43:32,734
You're a telemorph.

879
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:34,803
- I'm a little rusty.

880
00:43:34,805 --> 00:43:37,739
- Why didn't he tell me?

881
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:41,610
[Inhales sharply]

882
00:43:41,612 --> 00:43:45,147
[Groaning]

883
00:43:45,149 --> 00:43:46,648
- Oh, there we go.

884
00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:49,651
[Bright rhythmic music]

885
00:43:49,653 --> 00:43:54,256
♪

886
00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:57,225
- What the hell?

887
00:43:57,227 --> 00:44:05,901
♪

888
00:44:05,903 --> 00:44:08,703
- Ha!

889
00:44:11,908 --> 00:44:16,178
- Come on, Fridge.
Focus.

890
00:44:21,217 --> 00:44:24,186
- [Laughing]

891
00:44:24,188 --> 00:44:25,487
- You can do this.

892
00:44:32,662 --> 00:44:36,798
- I will not...Let you...

893
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,936
Get inside...Of my head.

894
00:44:40,938 --> 00:44:42,904
- Well, I'm just
getting warmed up.

895
00:44:42,906 --> 00:44:46,241
But you...Don't...

896
00:44:46,243 --> 00:44:51,346
Have...A...Choice.

897
00:44:51,348 --> 00:44:54,482
[Voices whispering]

898
00:44:59,956 --> 00:45:03,625
- Ah!

899
00:45:03,627 --> 00:45:07,629
What are you doing?

900
00:45:07,631 --> 00:45:12,500
- Your name is Brendan?

901
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:15,570
Oh, God.

902
00:45:15,572 --> 00:45:16,838
- [Panting]

903
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,576
That's how you killed him--
mind control.

904
00:45:23,379 --> 00:45:25,513
- You're Matthew's son.

905
00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:28,283
- Don't you say that name.

906
00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:32,954
You don't get to use that name.

907
00:45:32,956 --> 00:45:34,389
- Oh, God.

908
00:45:34,391 --> 00:45:36,858
- Is this when you make me
kill myself,

909
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,493
like my father?

910
00:45:38,495 --> 00:45:42,364
- Brendan, you're my nephew.

911
00:45:42,366 --> 00:45:44,933
- That's bullshit.

912
00:45:44,935 --> 00:45:46,735
- It's true.

913
00:45:46,737 --> 00:45:48,837
Brendan.
Brendan, you're my nephew.

914
00:45:48,839 --> 00:45:51,306
- No, you're a liar.
Get out of my head.

915
00:45:51,308 --> 00:45:52,907
- It's true, Brendan.
We're family.

916
00:45:52,909 --> 00:45:54,909
- No, that's impossible.

917
00:45:54,911 --> 00:45:57,912
- Matthew was my older brother.

918
00:46:01,784 --> 00:46:04,786
You look just like him.

919
00:46:30,313 --> 00:46:32,013
- Jimmy, you're drunk.

920
00:46:32,015 --> 00:46:34,783
- No, I'm not.

921
00:46:34,785 --> 00:46:36,584
I came here to tell you

922
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:40,689
I'm not going to be
divorcing my wife.

923
00:46:40,691 --> 00:46:41,956
I'm going to get back with her.

924
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,926
- Good.

925
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:47,362
- She loves me.

926
00:46:47,364 --> 00:46:49,497
- I'm glad.

927
00:46:49,499 --> 00:46:53,401
'Cause what happened between us

928
00:46:53,403 --> 00:46:55,570
was a mistake.

929
00:46:55,572 --> 00:47:00,575
- Yeah, my mistake.

930
00:47:00,577 --> 00:47:06,014
To think that I almost
lost my marriage for you.

931
00:47:06,016 --> 00:47:08,817
- Well, then that worked out
for the both of us, didn't it?

932
00:47:08,819 --> 00:47:11,953
- Yeah, it did.

933
00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:14,522
- Okay, Jimmy, you can go.

934
00:47:14,524 --> 00:47:15,824
- If you want me to leave,

935
00:47:15,826 --> 00:47:18,727
then you should probably
call the cops.

936
00:47:18,729 --> 00:47:20,562
Oh, wait.

937
00:47:20,564 --> 00:47:23,565
I'm the cops.

938
00:47:23,567 --> 00:47:26,568
- Okay, Jimmy,
you're freaking me out.

939
00:47:26,570 --> 00:47:28,636
- You're cheating on me

940
00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:30,438
with one of those superheroes,
aren't you?

941
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,474
- Cheating?
We were never a couple.

942
00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:33,575
That doesn't even make sense.

943
00:47:33,577 --> 00:47:35,643
[Plate clattering]

944
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,715
You're an asshole.

945
00:47:40,717 --> 00:47:44,919
- I know, but the problem is,
is that you're just so cute.

946
00:47:44,921 --> 00:47:46,688
- Don't you touch me.

947
00:47:46,690 --> 00:47:48,390
- You always smell so good.

948
00:47:48,392 --> 00:47:49,991
I just want to tear off--

949
00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,459
- Jimmy, I said "no."

950
00:47:51,461 --> 00:47:52,460
- Uh!

951
00:47:52,462 --> 00:47:53,862
[Glass shattering]

952
00:47:53,864 --> 00:47:59,434
That really hurt!

953
00:47:59,436 --> 00:48:01,803
That is no way to treat
your lover, lover.

954
00:48:01,805 --> 00:48:04,939
- Get away from her.

955
00:48:04,941 --> 00:48:08,076
- This is the faggot
you're dumping me for?

956
00:48:08,078 --> 00:48:11,579
♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

957
00:48:11,581 --> 00:48:13,915
What are you gonna do,
X-ray boy?

958
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,951
You're probably checking
my balls right now, aren't you?

959
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,160
- You don't want to do that.

960
00:48:25,162 --> 00:48:27,529
- You better kill me.

961
00:48:27,531 --> 00:48:29,531
Because if you don't,

962
00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:31,065
you're going to have
to watch your back

963
00:48:31,067 --> 00:48:34,169
every day for the rest
of your goddamn life.

964
00:48:34,171 --> 00:48:38,573
- Say you're sorry to the lady,
and get out of here.

965
00:48:45,481 --> 00:48:47,982
Are you all right?
- Yeah.

966
00:48:47,984 --> 00:48:49,050
[Door slams]

967
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:51,853
I think he's gone.

968
00:48:51,855 --> 00:48:53,588
- He's gone.

969
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:57,492
- How could nobody know
that you were brothers?

970
00:48:57,494 --> 00:49:01,629
- He was a superhero.
I was a supervillain.

971
00:49:01,631 --> 00:49:03,198
If the world found out
that we were brothers,

972
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,200
it wouldn't have been good
for either one of us,

973
00:49:05,202 --> 00:49:07,068
so we kept it a secret.

974
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,803
- But why would you do it?

975
00:49:08,805 --> 00:49:10,605
I mean, how could you kill
your own brother?

976
00:49:10,607 --> 00:49:13,107
- It's not what you think.

977
00:49:13,109 --> 00:49:15,543
It's complicated.

978
00:49:15,545 --> 00:49:17,712
I'll just show you.

979
00:49:17,714 --> 00:49:21,249
[Voices whispering]

980
00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:24,085
- No, don't do that.

981
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:27,522
Don't just inject it
into my mind.

982
00:49:27,524 --> 00:49:31,693
I want to hear you say it.

983
00:49:31,695 --> 00:49:35,530
- Matthew was my idol.

984
00:49:35,532 --> 00:49:36,698
And when our parents died,

985
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,701
he joined the supercorps.

986
00:49:39,703 --> 00:49:43,104
And he married a superhero,
your mother.

987
00:49:43,106 --> 00:49:46,541
And together they ran off
to save the world,

988
00:49:46,543 --> 00:49:48,510
abandoning me, his baby brother,

989
00:49:48,512 --> 00:49:53,648
who--who needed him most.

990
00:49:53,650 --> 00:49:57,785
Yeah, I was jealous at first,
when he had superpowers.

991
00:50:00,656 --> 00:50:02,724
But then my superpowers
started to kick in,

992
00:50:02,726 --> 00:50:05,560
although I didn't understand
what was happening.

993
00:50:05,562 --> 00:50:07,028
I could hear people's thoughts.

994
00:50:07,030 --> 00:50:10,999
I thought I was going crazy.

995
00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:13,801
I saw dozens of doctors.

996
00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:19,240
I was in and out
of mental institutions.

997
00:50:19,242 --> 00:50:22,010
Where was he?

998
00:50:22,012 --> 00:50:25,780
Then, one day, electric death
pulled up in his stretch,

999
00:50:25,782 --> 00:50:27,749
and he told me
that the voices I was hearing

1000
00:50:27,751 --> 00:50:29,217
was the beginning
of mind control,

1001
00:50:29,219 --> 00:50:34,589
and that I was special.

1002
00:50:34,591 --> 00:50:37,292
One in a billion.

1003
00:50:37,294 --> 00:50:38,793
He told me that if I worked
for him,

1004
00:50:38,795 --> 00:50:41,296
he could help me hone my powers,

1005
00:50:41,298 --> 00:50:47,268
and that the world would just
open up like a flower,

1006
00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:51,005
offering me all
of its sweetness.

1007
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:52,206
- Freeze!

1008
00:50:55,044 --> 00:50:56,911
- And pretty soon,

1009
00:50:56,913 --> 00:51:01,816
I was the most powerful
supervillain around.

1010
00:51:07,056 --> 00:51:11,092
And then it was Matthew's turn
to be jealous.

1011
00:51:11,094 --> 00:51:13,094
He decided that he was going
to tell the world

1012
00:51:13,096 --> 00:51:14,329
that we were brothers,

1013
00:51:14,331 --> 00:51:17,999
so that my guys
would turn against me.

1014
00:51:18,001 --> 00:51:19,968
Fair man that he was,
he gave me a warning.

1015
00:51:19,970 --> 00:51:21,603
He came and made me an offer.

1016
00:51:21,605 --> 00:51:24,138
He brought your mother,
windchill, with him,

1017
00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:27,809
and she tried to convince me

1018
00:51:27,811 --> 00:51:30,311
that the supercorps
could take care of me.

1019
00:51:30,313 --> 00:51:34,215
How could they take care of me?

1020
00:51:34,217 --> 00:51:36,217
And even if they could,

1021
00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:40,121
being a superhero
didn't seem like much fun,

1022
00:51:40,123 --> 00:51:43,124
as I guess you know.

1023
00:51:43,126 --> 00:51:48,229
So I decided I had to stop them
then and there.

1024
00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:53,267
- Why like that?
Why did you use his own gun?

1025
00:51:53,269 --> 00:51:56,671
- I flew into a rage.

1026
00:51:56,673 --> 00:51:59,707
Next thing I knew,
he pulled his gun.

1027
00:51:59,709 --> 00:52:01,376
[Gunshot]

1028
00:52:01,378 --> 00:52:04,245
She hit the ground.

1029
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:07,949
He hit the ground.

1030
00:52:07,951 --> 00:52:11,386
[Whispers]
I lost control.

1031
00:52:11,388 --> 00:52:14,722
I lost control.

1032
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,262
You have to believe me.

1033
00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:23,297
- It was an accident.

1034
00:52:23,299 --> 00:52:24,799
- I swear it was.

1035
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,271
- I'll show you an accident.

1036
00:52:35,377 --> 00:52:38,813
[Zapping]

1037
00:52:40,883 --> 00:52:42,283
Why aren't you stopping me?

1038
00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:46,888
- Because I want you to do it.

1039
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:50,291
- Damn it.
My truffula tree cupcakes.

1040
00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:52,326
- Poor guys.
- [Sighs]

1041
00:52:52,328 --> 00:52:55,797
I was making them for this guy
I met today.

1042
00:52:55,799 --> 00:52:58,066
- You put a lot of work
into them.

1043
00:52:58,068 --> 00:53:00,201
- Dr. Seuss
would have been proud.

1044
00:53:00,203 --> 00:53:03,304
- You must really like this guy,
huh?

1045
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:09,043
- Yeah, I guess I do.

1046
00:53:09,045 --> 00:53:12,447
Listen, um, thanks.
I mean it.

1047
00:53:12,449 --> 00:53:14,182
- No need to thank me.

1048
00:53:14,184 --> 00:53:19,053
- Not just for stopping him,
but for stopping me.

1049
00:53:19,055 --> 00:53:21,889
I would have cut his balls off.

1050
00:53:21,891 --> 00:53:23,491
- If I knew that's all
you were gonna do,

1051
00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:25,159
I would have let you do it.

1052
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:31,966
Still, it feels better
to do the right thing.

1053
00:53:31,968 --> 00:53:34,135
You know what I mean?

1054
00:53:34,137 --> 00:53:39,440
- Yeah.
Yeah, I know what you mean.

1055
00:53:39,442 --> 00:53:42,043
[Whispers]
What am I doing?

1056
00:53:42,045 --> 00:53:44,345
I got to, um...

1057
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:47,348
I got to go fix something.

1058
00:53:59,795 --> 00:54:02,830
Brendan, wait.

1059
00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:05,533
Don't do it.

1060
00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:08,369
- Get out of here, C-Thru.

1061
00:54:08,371 --> 00:54:09,804
- I was wrong.

1062
00:54:09,806 --> 00:54:11,038
I shouldn't
have brought you here.

1063
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,406
- What the hell
are you talking about?

1064
00:54:12,408 --> 00:54:14,876
Five minutes ago,
this was my chance for revenge.

1065
00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:16,244
- Not like this.

1066
00:54:16,246 --> 00:54:17,845
Superheroes shouldn't
kill anyone.

1067
00:54:17,847 --> 00:54:19,080
- No, this doesn't make
any sense.

1068
00:54:19,082 --> 00:54:20,114
What's he not telling me?

1069
00:54:20,116 --> 00:54:21,816
- I can't read his thoughts.

1070
00:54:21,818 --> 00:54:23,384
He's using
the mind-control inhibitor.

1071
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:24,385
- That's not true.

1072
00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:27,288
- Mind-control inhibitor?

1073
00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:29,123
What was in that syringe?
- Nothing, I told you.

1074
00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,125
- That's how they captured me,
15 years ago.

1075
00:54:31,127 --> 00:54:33,127
- Shut up.
- The prison guards still use.

1076
00:54:33,129 --> 00:54:35,363
- We got to go, now.
- Well, what's your plan?

1077
00:54:35,365 --> 00:54:38,099
You just gonna leave me here?
- This isn't about you.

1078
00:54:38,101 --> 00:54:40,301
- Uh, C-Thru?
- Brendan, don't listen to him.

1079
00:54:40,303 --> 00:54:41,836
He's trying to get
inside our heads.

1080
00:54:41,838 --> 00:54:43,004
- C-Thru!
- What?

1081
00:54:43,006 --> 00:54:43,871
- Sorry.

1082
00:54:43,873 --> 00:54:45,139
[Telephone ringer dings]

1083
00:54:45,141 --> 00:54:48,142
[Ominous music]

1084
00:54:48,144 --> 00:54:56,184
♪

1085
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:07,161
- What happened?

1086
00:55:07,163 --> 00:55:09,130
- It's okay to show him
how you feel.

1087
00:55:09,132 --> 00:55:11,032
- Why don't you tell us
how you tried to set me up?

1088
00:55:11,034 --> 00:55:12,600
- Don't listen to him, Brendan.

1089
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:15,336
- Why don't you tell me why you
didn't give me the serum?

1090
00:55:15,338 --> 00:55:16,971
- I came back to save you.

1091
00:55:16,973 --> 00:55:18,573
- To save me?

1092
00:55:18,575 --> 00:55:22,009
You know what, man?

1093
00:55:22,011 --> 00:55:23,878
Just for once,

1094
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,480
I want to hear you tell me
something that's actually true.

1095
00:55:26,482 --> 00:55:29,851
[Zapping]

1096
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:33,554
- Okay.

1097
00:55:33,556 --> 00:55:36,858
Okay.

1098
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:40,261
It was a setup.

1099
00:55:40,263 --> 00:55:45,199
That's why we chose
this out-of-the-way place.

1100
00:55:45,201 --> 00:55:50,605
Supercorps needs
an active supervillain

1101
00:55:50,607 --> 00:55:53,608
so that people need us again.

1102
00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:57,044
Then we can get
our funding restored.

1103
00:55:57,046 --> 00:55:58,980
- For that you were going
to let me die?

1104
00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:00,214
- Brendan.

1105
00:56:00,216 --> 00:56:03,084
- He was supposed
to be your friend.

1106
00:56:03,086 --> 00:56:05,987
- You were supposed
to be my friend.

1107
00:56:05,989 --> 00:56:10,224
- That's right.
He betrayed you.

1108
00:56:10,226 --> 00:56:14,528
- He set you up
and left you here to die.

1109
00:56:14,530 --> 00:56:15,529
- Brendan, don't.

1110
00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:17,565
- He abandoned you, Brendan.

1111
00:56:17,567 --> 00:56:20,601
You've been carrying this pain
around with you

1112
00:56:20,603 --> 00:56:22,637
your entire life,

1113
00:56:22,639 --> 00:56:24,138
and he deserves to die.

1114
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,206
- Don't listen to him.

1115
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:28,910
- He deserves...
- No one.

1116
00:56:28,912 --> 00:56:30,177
- To die!

1117
00:56:30,179 --> 00:56:32,246
[Zapping]

1118
00:56:32,248 --> 00:56:35,249
[Ice crackling]

1119
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,044
- He made me do it.

1120
00:57:03,046 --> 00:57:05,613
- He wanted to die.

1121
00:57:05,615 --> 00:57:08,249
- He confessed to everything.

1122
00:57:08,251 --> 00:57:10,017
This clears my dad's name.

1123
00:57:10,019 --> 00:57:11,552
We've got to tell the
supercorps.

1124
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:13,688
- They know.

1125
00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:16,557
They were watching.

1126
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:21,162
There's a camera.

1127
00:57:21,164 --> 00:57:24,065
- So it's all on tape.
They heard everything.

1128
00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:25,499
- There's no sound.

1129
00:57:25,501 --> 00:57:28,002
- There's no sound?

1130
00:57:28,004 --> 00:57:30,171
- We didn't need it.

1131
00:57:30,173 --> 00:57:32,206
- Okay, then you've got to call
captain amazingness.

1132
00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:35,443
Tell him what happened.

1133
00:57:35,445 --> 00:57:37,178
- Yeah, maybe...

1134
00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:38,579
Maybe there's still time.

1135
00:57:38,581 --> 00:57:39,680
- Still time for what?

1136
00:57:39,682 --> 00:57:41,282
- Maybe I can stop him.

1137
00:57:41,284 --> 00:57:43,718
[Phone ringing]

1138
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:47,355
- What are you talking about?

1139
00:57:47,357 --> 00:57:49,991
- Hey, C-Thru, job well done.

1140
00:57:49,993 --> 00:57:51,058
- Thank you, sir.

1141
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:52,326
- We got it all on tape.

1142
00:57:52,328 --> 00:57:54,061
- Sir, is it possible
that we can still--

1143
00:57:54,063 --> 00:57:56,731
- I just sent out the story
with the clip.

1144
00:57:56,733 --> 00:57:59,600
Get to a TV.
It's all over the news.

1145
00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:01,168
You should be proud, C-Thru.

1146
00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:05,206
You just saved the corps.

1147
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:10,077
- What did he say?

1148
00:58:10,079 --> 00:58:12,179
What did he say?

1149
00:58:12,181 --> 00:58:14,081
- Even when you're not
fighting supervillians,

1150
00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:16,083
your teeth are fighting plaque.

1151
00:58:16,085 --> 00:58:18,085
- Bring you an emergency
news bulletin.

1152
00:58:18,087 --> 00:58:20,621
Refrigerator,
the superhero known as Fridge,

1153
00:58:20,623 --> 00:58:22,123
has turned to the dark side.

1154
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,191
His whereabouts are unknown,

1155
00:58:24,193 --> 00:58:25,593
but in this exclusive
video clip,

1156
00:58:25,595 --> 00:58:28,062
you can see Fridge committing
the murderous act.

1157
00:58:28,064 --> 00:58:30,097
Experts are analyzing
the footage right now

1158
00:58:30,099 --> 00:58:32,500
to find out where exactly
it could be.

1159
00:58:32,502 --> 00:58:34,769
The supercorps are organizing
their efforts to find him,

1160
00:58:34,771 --> 00:58:36,604
and captain amazingness says

1161
00:58:36,606 --> 00:58:39,240
it's a shame they don't have
the funding they once had.

1162
00:58:39,242 --> 00:58:41,776
He asks for the cooperation
of all citizens.

1163
00:58:41,778 --> 00:58:46,514
If you see this villain...

1164
00:58:46,516 --> 00:58:49,383
- You son of a bitch.

1165
00:58:49,385 --> 00:58:52,420
Oh, my God.

1166
00:58:52,422 --> 00:58:54,555
Oh, my God,
I know what this is about.

1167
00:58:54,557 --> 00:58:57,324
- Yeah, it's about
the supercorps.

1168
00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:59,660
It's about our company
getting its funding back.

1169
00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:01,395
- Oh, come on,

1170
00:59:01,397 --> 00:59:04,065
you never once questioned
captain amazingness's motives?

1171
00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:07,068
- Yeah, of course I did.

1172
00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:09,136
That's why I came back.

1173
00:59:09,138 --> 00:59:11,405
- God damn it.

1174
00:59:11,407 --> 00:59:15,509
I slept with margo amazingness.

1175
00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:16,844
- What?

1176
00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:19,547
- Yeah, I slept with
captain amazingness's wife,

1177
00:59:19,549 --> 00:59:20,815
okay?

1178
00:59:20,817 --> 00:59:24,518
He must have found out.

1179
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,753
- You're serious.

1180
00:59:25,755 --> 00:59:28,089
- Yeah, totally serious.

1181
00:59:28,091 --> 00:59:32,626
- When?
- Christmas party.

1182
00:59:32,628 --> 00:59:34,128
She had that miniskirt.

1183
00:59:34,130 --> 00:59:35,729
- No.
- Knee-highs.

1184
00:59:35,731 --> 00:59:37,631
Crazy red heels.

1185
00:59:37,633 --> 00:59:39,633
- No, it can't be about that.
- Then why me?

1186
00:59:39,635 --> 00:59:41,368
- No, captain amazingness--

1187
00:59:41,370 --> 00:59:43,704
- if they want a supervillain,
why not take one from jail?

1188
00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:45,706
There's got to be
over 400 of them there.

1189
00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:47,641
Why me?

1190
00:59:47,643 --> 00:59:51,378
I can't even talk to you.
I got to go.

1191
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:54,715
I'm about to be hunted down
by the goddamn supercorps.

1192
01:00:02,491 --> 01:00:05,392
- I'm gonna make this up to you,
man.

1193
01:00:08,497 --> 01:00:11,398
I'll hide shrink's body.

1194
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,536
That will slow their
investigation for a bit, and--

1195
01:00:15,538 --> 01:00:17,438
I don't know, give you some time

1196
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:21,609
to get out of the country
or something.

1197
01:00:21,611 --> 01:00:25,279
- Don't act like you're doing me
any favors, okay, asshole?

1198
01:00:25,281 --> 01:00:26,914
And listen to me very carefully.

1199
01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:29,884
As far as I'm concerned,
from now on,

1200
01:00:29,886 --> 01:00:33,854
you and me are strangers.

1201
01:00:33,856 --> 01:00:37,224
- Hey, Brendan.
- What?

1202
01:00:37,226 --> 01:00:40,895
- You know,
for whatever it's worth,

1203
01:00:40,897 --> 01:00:43,297
that girl claudel
really likes you.

1204
01:00:43,299 --> 01:00:48,402
I mean I just saw her down there
making cupcakes

1205
01:00:48,404 --> 01:00:52,273
with Dr. Seuss drawings on them.

1206
01:00:52,275 --> 01:00:53,874
- Well, that might
have been nice, C-Thru,

1207
01:00:53,876 --> 01:00:55,342
but I don't think
she really wants

1208
01:00:55,344 --> 01:00:57,711
to go on the run
with a supervillain, do you?

1209
01:00:57,713 --> 01:01:00,714
- Couldn't hurt to ask.

1210
01:01:03,652 --> 01:01:05,786
Hey.

1211
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:09,790
Margo amazingness, really?

1212
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,926
- Yeah.

1213
01:01:11,928 --> 01:01:13,561
Oh, yeah.

1214
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,915
Oh, um, moon dog,

1215
01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:36,617
do you know where claudel is?

1216
01:01:36,619 --> 01:01:40,254
- She said it's okay
if I use her jewelry-making kit.

1217
01:01:40,256 --> 01:01:41,889
- Yeah, okay.

1218
01:01:41,891 --> 01:01:45,292
- I'm making this
for that superhero, Fridge.

1219
01:01:45,294 --> 01:01:46,927
Think he'll like it?

1220
01:01:46,929 --> 01:01:48,829
- [Chuckles bitterly]

1221
01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:50,564
I think he would have loved it.

1222
01:01:50,566 --> 01:01:53,801
But he's a supervillain now,

1223
01:01:53,803 --> 01:01:56,904
so you might want
to keep your distance.

1224
01:01:56,906 --> 01:02:00,808
- Eh, supervillain, superhero--
those are just labels, man.

1225
01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:03,978
- Yeah, right.
Look, have you seen claudel?

1226
01:02:03,980 --> 01:02:07,381
- Yeah, she's out back.
- Great.

1227
01:02:07,383 --> 01:02:08,849
- Hey, how did you know my name?

1228
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:10,851
- You look like a moon dog.

1229
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,526
Hey.

1230
01:02:19,528 --> 01:02:21,562
Before you say anything,
I just--

1231
01:02:21,564 --> 01:02:24,431
I want to tell you some stuff.

1232
01:02:24,433 --> 01:02:29,903
Um, I'm Fridge.

1233
01:02:29,905 --> 01:02:32,306
I was a superhero.

1234
01:02:32,308 --> 01:02:35,743
And not a very good one.

1235
01:02:35,745 --> 01:02:37,745
- That's why you were acting
so strange,

1236
01:02:37,747 --> 01:02:40,314
'cause you couldn't tell me
who you really were.

1237
01:02:40,316 --> 01:02:45,452
- No, who I really am
is Brendan--is this guy.

1238
01:02:45,454 --> 01:02:47,288
I just didn't want
to tell you about Fridge,

1239
01:02:47,290 --> 01:02:51,625
because, well, you seem to hate
superheroes so much, so...

1240
01:02:51,627 --> 01:02:54,695
- I don't hate superheroes.

1241
01:02:54,697 --> 01:02:56,697
It's just, um, complicated.

1242
01:02:56,699 --> 01:02:58,732
- Oh, no, I get it.

1243
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:03,370
I just wanted to say
that before I met you,

1244
01:03:03,372 --> 01:03:06,907
my life was an emotional
nightmare, basically.

1245
01:03:06,909 --> 01:03:09,943
And you saved me from that.

1246
01:03:09,945 --> 01:03:12,046
You did,

1247
01:03:12,048 --> 01:03:14,448
because you seemed to like me

1248
01:03:14,450 --> 01:03:18,085
for the real me.

1249
01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:20,854
And that felt really nice.

1250
01:03:20,856 --> 01:03:26,660
And I just kind of wish that we
could start from scratch.

1251
01:03:26,662 --> 01:03:28,662
- Well, you know,
there's nothing stopping us

1252
01:03:28,664 --> 01:03:30,364
from doing that.

1253
01:03:30,366 --> 01:03:32,399
We just met.

1254
01:03:32,401 --> 01:03:35,803
- Well, actually,
there is one thing stopping us.

1255
01:03:35,805 --> 01:03:37,538
- What?

1256
01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:40,941
- There is a giant conspiracy
to use my alter ego

1257
01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:44,611
to get government funding back
for superheroes.

1258
01:03:47,816 --> 01:03:50,351
- Wow.
- Yeah.

1259
01:03:50,353 --> 01:03:54,755
- So that's it.

1260
01:03:54,757 --> 01:03:58,492
No dinner?

1261
01:03:58,494 --> 01:04:01,628
[Romantic music playing]

1262
01:04:02,932 --> 01:04:07,568
- ♪ you don't need
to leap over buildings ♪

1263
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:10,571
♪ in a single bound

1264
01:04:10,573 --> 01:04:13,907
♪ or run to me faster

1265
01:04:13,909 --> 01:04:17,411
♪ than the speed of sound

1266
01:04:17,413 --> 01:04:19,980
♪ you don't need X-ray vision

1267
01:04:19,982 --> 01:04:22,015
♪ to look into my heart

1268
01:04:22,017 --> 01:04:28,021
♪ you're my hero
just the way you are ♪

1269
01:04:31,494 --> 01:04:35,396
♪ just the way you are

1270
01:04:37,633 --> 01:04:41,468
♪ you don't need to fly
around the world ♪

1271
01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:45,038
♪ to show a girl a good time

1272
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,509
♪ you don't need telepathy

1273
01:04:48,511 --> 01:04:51,578
♪ you can already read my mind

1274
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:54,481
♪ and you don't need
super strength ♪

1275
01:04:54,483 --> 01:04:58,018
♪ to hold me in your arms

1276
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,186
♪ you're my hero

1277
01:04:59,188 --> 01:05:02,823
♪ just the way you are

1278
01:05:02,825 --> 01:05:05,826
[dramatic music]

1279
01:05:08,431 --> 01:05:12,032
- Hey.

1280
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:14,902
Who's that?

1281
01:05:14,904 --> 01:05:18,138
- I can explain.

1282
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:19,840
- This is good.

1283
01:05:19,842 --> 01:05:21,575
- This doesn't involve the cops.

1284
01:05:21,577 --> 01:05:23,911
I suggest you put the gun away.

1285
01:05:23,913 --> 01:05:26,713
- You know, I always wanted
to be one of you guys--

1286
01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:31,618
colorful uniform, publicist,
alter ego.

1287
01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:36,523
By day,
detective Jimmy fontaine.

1288
01:05:36,525 --> 01:05:41,495
And by night, doctor invisible.

1289
01:05:41,497 --> 01:05:46,934
Maybe...Captain unseeable.

1290
01:05:46,936 --> 01:05:48,635
- We can do that.

1291
01:05:48,637 --> 01:05:50,771
- That's where I belong.

1292
01:05:50,773 --> 01:05:52,940
- That can still happen.
Just put the gun away.

1293
01:05:52,942 --> 01:05:56,877
- You know, at least claudel
made me feel special.

1294
01:05:56,879 --> 01:05:59,112
But you had to try and rob me
of that as well, didn't you?

1295
01:05:59,114 --> 01:06:00,113
- Officer!

1296
01:06:00,115 --> 01:06:03,617
[Gunshots]

1297
01:06:04,719 --> 01:06:06,687
- No, no, no, hold on a second.

1298
01:06:06,689 --> 01:06:07,888
That could be dangerous.

1299
01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:09,590
- Well, aren't you used
to danger,

1300
01:06:09,592 --> 01:06:11,124
being a superhero?

1301
01:06:11,126 --> 01:06:12,226
- [Sighs]

1302
01:06:12,228 --> 01:06:13,494
Shit.

1303
01:06:13,496 --> 01:06:15,829
I don't even have my uniform.

1304
01:06:15,831 --> 01:06:17,764
- Brendan?

1305
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:20,634
You don't need your uniform.

1306
01:06:26,174 --> 01:06:28,175
- Freeze.

1307
01:06:28,177 --> 01:06:30,511
- But I thought you said
you were Fridge.

1308
01:06:30,513 --> 01:06:32,679
- I was.

1309
01:06:32,681 --> 01:06:35,082
- You didn't get the joke, babe.

1310
01:06:35,084 --> 01:06:37,918
I said, "freeze,"
and I'm dressed as the freezer.

1311
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,088
- Fridge.
It's short for refrigerator.

1312
01:06:41,090 --> 01:06:44,825
- Jimmy, what are you doing
in that outfit?

1313
01:06:44,827 --> 01:06:46,527
- I'm a superhero now.

1314
01:06:46,529 --> 01:06:51,031
All I have to do
is change this letter to a "g"

1315
01:06:51,033 --> 01:06:52,733
for gun power.

1316
01:06:52,735 --> 01:06:54,868
- He shot C-Thru.

1317
01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:57,137
- It's a bird.
It's a plane.

1318
01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:59,706
[Gunshot]

1319
01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:03,544
It's a stupid dead bitch.

1320
01:07:03,546 --> 01:07:06,980
[Zapping]

1321
01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:09,983
[Ice crackling]

1322
01:07:12,921 --> 01:07:17,190
- [Panting]

1323
01:07:17,192 --> 01:07:19,960
Oh, God.

1324
01:07:19,962 --> 01:07:22,696
Oh, no.
- I'm gonna be fine.

1325
01:07:22,698 --> 01:07:24,898
- No, no, no, no, no.
- No, I'm gonna be fine.

1326
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:26,266
It's okay.
Don't worry.

1327
01:07:26,268 --> 01:07:27,768
- You're gonna be okay.

1328
01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:31,171
- Yeah, no, seriously,
I'm gonna be okay.

1329
01:07:31,173 --> 01:07:34,207
[Warbling tone]

1330
01:07:40,748 --> 01:07:43,050
- You healed yourself.
You've got--

1331
01:07:43,052 --> 01:07:45,819
- healing powers, yeah.

1332
01:07:45,821 --> 01:07:47,354
- Why didn't you tell me?

1333
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,756
- I was gonna tell you.

1334
01:07:49,758 --> 01:07:53,860
I've just kept it a secret
for so long.

1335
01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:56,063
I just didn't want it
to be the only thing

1336
01:07:56,065 --> 01:07:57,764
that people cared about.

1337
01:07:57,766 --> 01:07:59,232
[Breathing heavily]

1338
01:07:59,234 --> 01:08:01,969
- Yeah, tell me about it.

1339
01:08:01,971 --> 01:08:03,370
You okay?

1340
01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:07,307
- Yeah.

1341
01:08:07,309 --> 01:08:08,308
- C-Thru.

1342
01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:09,309
Come on.
Can you get up?

1343
01:08:09,311 --> 01:08:10,811
- Yeah.

1344
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:18,085
- Oh, dude.

1345
01:08:18,087 --> 01:08:19,353
Can you heal him?

1346
01:08:19,355 --> 01:08:22,155
- Well, if he's still alive,
I can.

1347
01:08:22,157 --> 01:08:25,158
[Warbling tone]

1348
01:08:34,369 --> 01:08:36,703
- Come on, bud.

1349
01:08:42,276 --> 01:08:44,778
Claudel saved you.
She's got superpowers.

1350
01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:47,080
- Yeah, let's keep that
on the d.L., please.

1351
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:48,649
- Brendan--

1352
01:08:48,651 --> 01:08:51,852
- look, just save it, all right?

1353
01:08:51,854 --> 01:08:54,755
You're one lucky piece of shit.

1354
01:08:59,794 --> 01:09:02,362
- Jimmy's dead.

1355
01:09:02,364 --> 01:09:04,364
I can't heal him.

1356
01:09:04,366 --> 01:09:07,401
- Oh, man.

1357
01:09:07,403 --> 01:09:12,272
Well, he did shoot you.

1358
01:09:12,274 --> 01:09:16,777
- So what happens now?

1359
01:09:16,779 --> 01:09:20,013
- As far as I'm concerned,

1360
01:09:20,015 --> 01:09:22,816
that's Fridge right there.

1361
01:09:27,388 --> 01:09:31,792
- Fridge is dead.

1362
01:09:31,794 --> 01:09:35,696
- Just as I was starting
to like superheroes.

1363
01:09:51,846 --> 01:09:54,247
- I'll take it from here.

1364
01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:55,949
[Grunting]

1365
01:10:01,089 --> 01:10:04,791
I got a report to write
about a dead superhero.

1366
01:10:07,462 --> 01:10:09,196
Hey, Brendan?

1367
01:10:13,201 --> 01:10:15,469
You think you'll ever
forgive me?

1368
01:10:15,471 --> 01:10:16,803
- [Sighs]

1369
01:10:16,805 --> 01:10:18,338
Sure.

1370
01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:22,142
Over my dead body.

1371
01:10:22,144 --> 01:10:27,347
- ♪ Good night
I say to you ♪

1372
01:10:27,349 --> 01:10:33,053
♪ good night

1373
01:10:33,055 --> 01:10:36,757
♪ dream

1374
01:10:36,759 --> 01:10:41,027
♪ of all the impossible

1375
01:10:44,233 --> 01:10:47,400
♪ and when you wake

1376
01:10:47,402 --> 01:10:50,437
♪ you'll see

1377
01:10:54,243 --> 01:11:00,180
♪ that all these dreams
aren't fake ♪

1378
01:11:00,182 --> 01:11:02,382
♪ they're real

1379
01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:06,253
♪ not impossible

1380
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:11,892
♪ believe

1381
01:11:11,894 --> 01:11:16,263
♪ you'll be all right

1382
01:11:18,534 --> 01:11:22,068
♪ sad things

1383
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:25,806
♪ you keep inside

1384
01:11:28,343 --> 01:11:31,411
♪ so go

1385
01:11:31,413 --> 01:11:36,016
♪ tell me what it's like

1386
01:11:36,018 --> 01:11:40,287
♪ tell me what you like

1387
01:11:40,289 --> 01:11:45,859
♪ about when you dream

1388
01:11:50,032 --> 01:11:53,066
♪ ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1389
01:11:53,068 --> 01:11:56,169
♪ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

1390
01:12:00,342 --> 01:12:03,310
♪ ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

1391
01:12:03,312 --> 01:12:08,315
♪ ooh-ooh

1392
01:12:20,528 --> 01:12:22,262
- With their funding
fully restored,

1393
01:12:22,264 --> 01:12:24,197
the supercorps determined
that Fridge,

1394
01:12:24,199 --> 01:12:25,932
whose body was found
washed up on shore,

1395
01:12:25,934 --> 01:12:27,334
was not evil,

1396
01:12:27,336 --> 01:12:30,103
but only under the mind-control
powers of shrink,

1397
01:12:30,105 --> 01:12:32,138
who faked his own death
to escape custody.

1398
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:33,607
Shrink is still at large,

1399
01:12:33,609 --> 01:12:35,609
and considered
incredibly dangerous.

1400
01:12:35,611 --> 01:12:37,944
New evidence shows
he was responsible

1401
01:12:37,946 --> 01:12:40,947
for the deaths
of two superheroes in 1992.

1402
01:12:40,949 --> 01:12:42,616
Supercorps leader,
captain amazingness,

1403
01:12:42,618 --> 01:12:45,619
has pledged to spare no effort
in capturing shrink.

1404
01:12:45,621 --> 01:12:47,220
For the first time,
the supercorps

1405
01:12:47,222 --> 01:12:49,956
has confirmed the identity
of one of its members.

1406
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,291
Fridge has been identified

1407
01:12:51,293 --> 01:12:53,526
as local police officer
Jimmy fontaine.

1408
01:12:53,528 --> 01:12:56,263
His family and friends
claim they are not surprised

1409
01:12:56,265 --> 01:12:58,231
to find out that Jimmy
was a superhero.

1410
01:12:58,233 --> 01:13:00,467
"He had a true love
for justice," his wife says.

1411
01:13:00,469 --> 01:13:03,937
"He was one of the good guys,
and that's rare."

1412
01:13:18,386 --> 01:13:19,920
- The other day,

1413
01:13:19,922 --> 01:13:21,388
I took my third-grade class
into the park,

1414
01:13:21,390 --> 01:13:25,258
and three third-graders
found underwear in the bushes.

1415
01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:27,527
- Do I think guns are good?

1416
01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:29,396
No, I don't, really.

1417
01:13:29,398 --> 01:13:32,465
But I would sooner have a gun
in the hands of sunburn

1418
01:13:32,467 --> 01:13:35,001
than some law-enforcement
officials.

1419
01:13:35,003 --> 01:13:36,536
- What am I going to do
with a taser

1420
01:13:36,538 --> 01:13:38,271
if a guy is half a mile away?

1421
01:13:38,273 --> 01:13:39,639
I need pistols.

1422
01:13:39,641 --> 01:13:41,441
- I'd even go so far as to say,

1423
01:13:41,443 --> 01:13:45,045
you know, I would put
a stealth bomber in his hands.

1424
01:13:45,047 --> 01:13:46,479
- Superheroes, like yourself,

1425
01:13:46,481 --> 01:13:49,649
are getting their powers
younger and younger these days.

1426
01:13:49,651 --> 01:13:51,351
- Well, I mean,
some people think

1427
01:13:51,353 --> 01:13:53,253
it's like the hormones
in the cows

1428
01:13:53,255 --> 01:13:54,988
and that we spray on crops,

1429
01:13:54,990 --> 01:13:58,158
but I think it's cosmological.

1430
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,027
- Now, we know what kind
of problems puberty causes

1431
01:14:01,029 --> 01:14:02,495
in a normal human being,

1432
01:14:02,497 --> 01:14:06,099
so we can only imagine what must
be going through the mind

1433
01:14:06,101 --> 01:14:08,168
of these troubled
teenage individuals

1434
01:14:08,170 --> 01:14:09,602
who suddenly have--

1435
01:14:09,604 --> 01:14:12,038
suddenly have fire
coming out of their fingertips

1436
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,275
or pieces of metal
flying at their body.

1437
01:14:15,277 --> 01:14:19,212
I once had a young patient
whose parents thought,

1438
01:14:19,214 --> 01:14:21,314
"she's just bumping
into things."

1439
01:14:21,316 --> 01:14:24,551
But really things were bumping
into her.

1440
01:14:24,553 --> 01:14:26,720
See, she had just
developed magnetism

1441
01:14:26,722 --> 01:14:29,055
and couldn't control it.

1442
01:14:29,057 --> 01:14:32,058
[Romantic music]

1443
01:14:34,196 --> 01:14:39,199
- ♪ you don't need
to leap over buildings ♪

1444
01:14:39,201 --> 01:14:42,102
♪ in a single bound

1445
01:14:42,104 --> 01:14:45,338
♪ or run to me faster

1446
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:48,174
♪ than the speed of sound

1447
01:14:48,176 --> 01:14:51,544
♪ you don't need X-ray vision

1448
01:14:51,546 --> 01:14:54,280
♪ to look into my heart

1449
01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:59,419
♪ you're my hero
just the way you are ♪

1450
01:15:02,758 --> 01:15:07,327
♪ just the way you are

1451
01:15:09,164 --> 01:15:13,133
♪ you don't need to fly
around the world ♪

1452
01:15:13,135 --> 01:15:16,503
♪ to show a girl a good time

1453
01:15:16,505 --> 01:15:19,372
♪ you don't need telepathy

1454
01:15:19,374 --> 01:15:23,109
♪ you can already read my mind

1455
01:15:23,111 --> 01:15:26,212
♪ and you don't need
super strength ♪

1456
01:15:26,214 --> 01:15:29,349
♪ to hold me in your arms

1457
01:15:29,351 --> 01:15:31,251
♪ you're my hero

1458
01:15:31,253 --> 01:15:35,255
♪ just the way you are

1459
01:15:35,257 --> 01:15:38,758
♪ you don't need a Batmobile

1460
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,461
♪ to take me to the prom

1461
01:15:41,463 --> 01:15:44,798
♪ don't have to be
the man of steel ♪

1462
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:48,401
♪ to diffuse this little bomb

1463
01:15:48,403 --> 01:15:54,374
♪ all you got to do
is open up your heart ♪

1464
01:15:54,376 --> 01:15:59,479
♪ you're my hero
just the way you are ♪

1465
01:15:59,481 --> 01:16:03,349
♪

1466
01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:07,153
♪ you don't have
to move mountains ♪

1467
01:16:07,155 --> 01:16:10,190
♪ to show your sweetness

1468
01:16:10,192 --> 01:16:12,759
♪ 'cause, baby, you move me

1469
01:16:12,761 --> 01:16:16,296
♪ without telekinesis

1470
01:16:16,298 --> 01:16:19,732
♪ don't need to take me
to the moon ♪

1471
01:16:19,734 --> 01:16:22,635
♪ to show me all the stars

1472
01:16:22,637 --> 01:16:28,575
♪ you're my hero
just the way you are ♪

1473
01:16:28,577 --> 01:16:32,245
♪ don't have to stop
one of the trains ♪

1474
01:16:32,247 --> 01:16:35,381
♪ with your bare hands

1475
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,585
♪ or befriend supervillains

1476
01:16:38,587 --> 01:16:41,788
♪ just to stop
their evil plans ♪

1477
01:16:41,790 --> 01:16:45,158
♪ believe me when I say

1478
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:47,727
♪ I loved you from the start

1479
01:16:47,729 --> 01:16:50,296
♪ you're my hero

1480
01:16:50,298 --> 01:16:55,435
♪ just the way you are

1480
01:16:56,305 --> 01:17:02,580
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