1 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:27,767 for thousands of years.. 2 00:00:27,887 --> 00:00:31,372 family's around the world have chosen whom their children would married. 3 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:33,610 it's called an arranged marriage. 4 00:00:34,247 --> 00:00:35,573 Yeah, i know. 5 00:00:35,693 --> 00:00:38,129 arranged marriages, they don't sound all that romantic. 6 00:00:38,249 --> 00:00:39,715 but, the upside is 7 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:41,792 they have a very low risk of divorce. 8 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:44,375 it's quite simple actually. 9 00:00:44,676 --> 00:00:46,183 see, with arranged marriages, 10 00:00:46,429 --> 00:00:48,096 family, friends are involved 11 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,119 in the matchmaking process from day one. 12 00:00:50,529 --> 00:00:51,185 so, 13 00:00:51,516 --> 00:00:55,002 finding your life partner becomes a whole lot easier and painless. 14 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:58,405 because everyone has a stake in making the marriage work. 15 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:01,828 those are my grand parents. 16 00:01:01,948 --> 00:01:03,400 married 52 years. 17 00:01:05,491 --> 00:01:06,885 my uncle and aunt, 18 00:01:07,172 --> 00:01:08,142 thirty years. 19 00:01:09,075 --> 00:01:10,616 and most of my other relatives, 20 00:01:11,836 --> 00:01:13,940 they've also had arranged marriages. 21 00:01:14,268 --> 00:01:15,184 and all them, 22 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:16,582 are still married. 23 00:01:18,142 --> 00:01:19,927 the bride and groom on the stage, 24 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,321 they barely know each other. 25 00:01:21,441 --> 00:01:22,379 but you know what? 26 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,452 9 out of 10 they will be married til death do them part. 27 00:01:25,572 --> 00:01:28,704 compared to the over 50% of today's love marriages 28 00:01:28,978 --> 00:01:31,137 which would ultimately end in divorce. 29 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:33,067 prime example, 30 00:01:33,778 --> 00:01:34,831 my parents.. 31 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:36,553 they had a love marriage 32 00:01:36,673 --> 00:01:38,548 i know what you've been doing behind my back. 33 00:01:38,668 --> 00:01:42,129 if it's bother you so much, why don't you say something all these years? - you repulse me.. 34 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:44,488 stop playing victim. - for God sake, he's upstairs. 35 00:01:44,734 --> 00:01:46,101 keep your bloody voice down. 36 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:47,522 don't twist my words! 37 00:01:47,755 --> 00:01:49,162 i did what i thought was right. 38 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:50,515 i married you, didn't i? 39 00:01:50,635 --> 00:01:52,648 i should have never 40 00:01:52,768 --> 00:01:54,436 falling in love with you. -I.. 41 00:01:54,556 --> 00:01:56,185 want a divorce. 42 00:01:57,238 --> 00:01:59,083 now, don't get me wrong okay? 43 00:01:59,342 --> 00:02:02,076 i'm not saying that all love marriages are doom to fail. 44 00:02:02,196 --> 00:02:02,992 but.. 45 00:02:03,238 --> 00:02:06,105 why would i take the risk when i clearly don't have to? 46 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:09,112 i just won't fall in love, not yet. 47 00:02:09,426 --> 00:02:11,435 i'll stick to time-honored tradition 48 00:02:11,555 --> 00:02:13,636 and get an arranged marriage, and eventualy 49 00:02:13,882 --> 00:02:16,274 my wife and i will grow to love each other. 50 00:02:16,629 --> 00:02:17,845 just like my grand parents. 51 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,678 and we too will live happily ever after. 52 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,495 just like them. 53 00:02:52,477 --> 00:02:55,183 we are gathered here on this beautiful day... 54 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:57,766 to join toge... - i love you. 55 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,033 i love you too. -i love you more. -i love you more. 56 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,425 ooh a teddy bear!! 57 00:03:03,545 --> 00:03:07,389 you're my teddy bear. -you're my teddy bear. -uuuhhmmm... 58 00:03:11,202 --> 00:03:13,403 oh God, i'm so sorry.. 59 00:03:13,523 --> 00:03:15,138 would you watch where you're going? 60 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:17,010 i'm sorry, i'm very sorry about that. 61 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,883 it's fine, they're just saying their "I do's". 62 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:22,286 sorry again. 63 00:04:14,231 --> 00:04:16,090 i see no reason to waste time. 64 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:18,762 i'll get married right after i graduate. 65 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,128 i even pick the date. 66 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,782 everything is set. 67 00:04:22,779 --> 00:04:23,968 well.... 68 00:04:24,324 --> 00:04:25,554 almost everything. 69 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:53,076 hello? 70 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:55,549 hello Deepak uncle.. -Yes? 71 00:04:55,669 --> 00:04:56,957 it's Harry. 72 00:04:57,272 --> 00:04:58,365 Harry who? 73 00:04:58,485 --> 00:05:01,495 Harry shankar from New York? 74 00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:02,861 do i know you? 75 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:06,060 sort of. I'm Dev and Geeta's son. 76 00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:09,087 oh my my my.. those two.. 77 00:05:09,907 --> 00:05:11,948 i warned them. - you did. 78 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:13,643 and now they're divorce. 79 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:14,891 like you predicted. 80 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:16,969 what a shame ah? 81 00:05:17,089 --> 00:05:18,158 mmm... 82 00:05:18,431 --> 00:05:20,554 Deepak uncle, i don't know how to say this.. 83 00:05:20,674 --> 00:05:21,935 well say it.. 84 00:05:23,643 --> 00:05:25,392 i want to get married. 85 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,005 will you help me? 86 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:28,427 of course.. 87 00:05:28,547 --> 00:05:31,333 when all has failed, Pandit Deepak prevail. 88 00:05:49,395 --> 00:05:51,705 i think i just found.. 89 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:54,384 this week's knight.. 90 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,530 Harry? 91 00:05:56,803 --> 00:05:59,728 i gotta say that to your mom, she likes that kind of stuff man... 92 00:05:59,848 --> 00:06:02,328 it gets almamater's moment, i like that. -yeah. 93 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,996 morning everyone. 94 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:06,237 so.. today's topic 95 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:09,272 with divorce rate so high 96 00:06:09,392 --> 00:06:12,127 why do people bothered getting married anymore? 97 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:14,578 perhaps free oral sex? 98 00:06:14,698 --> 00:06:17,175 hahahaha.. 99 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:21,813 maybe this is why divorce rate are so high in America. 100 00:06:22,059 --> 00:06:24,068 in my country, we respect marriage. 101 00:06:24,188 --> 00:06:26,228 it's something that's good for the progress of the society. 102 00:06:26,528 --> 00:06:28,606 we take our time to arrange them so that they last. 103 00:06:29,153 --> 00:06:31,779 when two people get married at a younger age, 104 00:06:32,013 --> 00:06:33,065 they have time 105 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,703 to grow and accept each other idiosynchrosis. 106 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,560 that's why India has one of the lowest divorce rate in the world. 107 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,146 Thank you Mr. Shankar. 108 00:06:42,362 --> 00:06:44,945 maybe Harry's not so off base. 109 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:49,237 but, i mean i have my own take on the whole thing. 110 00:06:49,497 --> 00:06:50,191 i call it 111 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:52,570 the "sonny and cher" syndrome. 112 00:06:53,185 --> 00:06:54,169 i mean she was a 113 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,727 georgeous girl with a 114 00:06:55,847 --> 00:06:58,501 great voice and sweet set of legs who 115 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:01,249 hooked up with a short guy who sang out of tune 116 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:03,258 but they got divorce. 117 00:07:03,722 --> 00:07:06,224 after how many successful years together? 118 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:07,604 and no to mention their 119 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:09,025 their own TV show, 120 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:09,900 like... 121 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:14,260 15 emmy nominations and millions in record sales, i.. 122 00:07:16,365 --> 00:07:18,224 what we're talking about is.. 123 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,479 making the best of the situation 124 00:07:20,599 --> 00:07:22,311 here, not a miracle. 125 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:25,190 actually, this is a great topic. 126 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,940 for this a... 127 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,498 this term paper. 128 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:34,664 "marriage vs mating" 129 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:36,810 ahh Theresa.. 130 00:07:37,261 --> 00:07:39,202 why don't you and Harry pair up? 131 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:40,654 do your paper together. 132 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:43,305 how's that for an arranged marriage Harry? 133 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,394 You went behind my back Harish? 134 00:07:50,695 --> 00:07:52,075 how could you? 135 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:53,824 mom, let me explain, okay? 136 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:56,585 you wouldn't help, i have no choice 137 00:07:56,705 --> 00:07:58,157 but to start calling around. 138 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,318 no choice? 139 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,888 do you know how embarrasing it is 140 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:04,596 to have this crook Deepak 141 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,920 trying to arrange your only son's wedding? 142 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,738 and you don't even know about it? 143 00:08:08,858 --> 00:08:10,746 it's called an arranged marriage.. 144 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,324 that means someone actually has to arrage it. 145 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:15,418 oh please darling 146 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,968 you're just going through a phase.. 147 00:08:18,424 --> 00:08:20,054 wetting my bed was a phase mom.. 148 00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:21,598 this is not a phase. 149 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,853 don't be a fool Harish 150 00:08:23,973 --> 00:08:26,054 no mother in her right mind 151 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:28,430 is going to let her daughter marry a boy 152 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,434 who's own mother wants no part of the marriage. 153 00:08:31,675 --> 00:08:33,689 it's you duty to help me. 154 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:36,360 i know you're disappointed with me right now. 155 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,749 but when you look back on this a year from now, 156 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,319 you will thank me. 157 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,473 fine, i'll see what dad has to say about it. 158 00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:26,029 you're lovely.. 159 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,667 and a great fuck, but i.. 160 00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:29,573 but i do have to go upstrairs now baby. 161 00:09:32,726 --> 00:09:34,242 Harry... 162 00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:36,484 my God, i forgot to invite you. 163 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:38,591 tonight, i want to talk to you. 164 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:42,766 that was fun. 165 00:09:43,105 --> 00:09:44,206 of course we'll talk. 166 00:09:44,326 --> 00:09:46,326 come let's go join the party. 167 00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:48,085 so dad.. 168 00:09:48,461 --> 00:09:49,964 what do you think about my plan? 169 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:53,617 you have your whole life ahead of you 170 00:09:54,006 --> 00:09:56,033 now's the time to enjoy yourself. 171 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:58,006 go see what's out there. 172 00:09:58,503 --> 00:10:00,597 later, is the time to marry 173 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:02,614 anyway.. 174 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,802 tonight is party night. 175 00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:07,057 we should discuss it another time. 176 00:10:07,513 --> 00:10:08,963 go... 177 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,846 live a little. 178 00:10:35,153 --> 00:10:38,697 i have found the one for you, check your e-mail. 179 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,618 her name is Nita Shah. 180 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,618 Nita Shah? 181 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,778 Nita.. 182 00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:57,101 Shankar... 183 00:10:58,228 --> 00:10:59,664 Mrs. 184 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:01,476 Nita.. 185 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:03,913 Shankar. 186 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:18,293 she's 22 187 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:20,763 and from a very good family. 188 00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:22,454 and your birth charts 189 00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:24,546 they match to perfection. 190 00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:26,546 so Harish... 191 00:11:26,976 --> 00:11:29,258 deal? or no deal? 192 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,493 can i think about it? 193 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:36,128 Harish, are you arranging this marriage or am i arranging it? 194 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,195 now listen, please.. 195 00:11:40,746 --> 00:11:42,920 her parents are eager to get her married. 196 00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:45,850 so time is of essence. 197 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,635 and this goldfish 198 00:11:47,755 --> 00:11:50,481 is not going to be swimming in the tank for much longer. 199 00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:51,764 ooo 200 00:11:52,194 --> 00:11:54,073 but.. - no buts.. 201 00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:55,616 remember.. 202 00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:57,845 you are no spring chicken Harish 203 00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,536 already 22 204 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:02,304 it's like 72 in prospect years. 205 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:05,042 and if you wait any longer to get married 206 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,089 the only types we may be able to find you, 207 00:12:08,209 --> 00:12:09,810 are what you.. how do you call them? 208 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,024 chicks? yes.. chicks.. 209 00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:13,904 would have already hatched. 210 00:12:14,508 --> 00:12:16,414 and we all know what happens 211 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,971 when the shells break 212 00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:20,874 now we don't want broken shells now do we, Harish? 213 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,115 God no. 214 00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:24,686 oh God yes.. 215 00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:26,914 what is it going to be Harish? 216 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,612 the egg? or the chick? 217 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:30,934 the egg.. the egg for sure! 218 00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:33,028 ahh great.. 219 00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:35,014 i've included an e-mail ID 220 00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:37,956 so you can communicate directly with her if you want. 221 00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:40,681 really? 222 00:12:41,688 --> 00:12:42,869 would that be okay? 223 00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:44,614 better.. 224 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:47,237 this is the 21st century. 225 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:50,714 don't they teach you anything over there at the university? 226 00:12:53,425 --> 00:12:55,654 who's the babe man? -Louis come on. 227 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,267 come on... 228 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:01,482 her name is Nita Shah. 229 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:02,868 she's 22.. 230 00:13:02,988 --> 00:13:04,613 planning to be an architech like me 231 00:13:04,948 --> 00:13:06,277 and the best part is.. 232 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:08,116 she's crazy about children 233 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,619 and animals. 234 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,037 so are pedophiles and sex offenders. 235 00:13:13,632 --> 00:13:15,761 Louis, i might be marrying her. 236 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:16,820 What?? 237 00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:18,821 when did all this happen? 238 00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:20,256 recently. 239 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,017 you know you can't get married. 240 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:27,821 you're a virgin. 241 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,570 God it hurts so bad. 242 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,356 just count to three. 243 00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,181 ahhhh.. 244 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:54,323 ahhh!!! -Louis! this is insane! 245 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,659 Freaking son of a bitch!! 246 00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:01,752 dude, get me some ice from the fridge, quick! 247 00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:12,083 Jalapenos? my nuts are on fire 248 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,643 and you bring me Jalapenos? 249 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:16,633 it was the only thing we have left in the freezer okay.. 250 00:14:17,471 --> 00:14:18,576 thanks.. 251 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,169 look.. 252 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,059 about tonight, this date? 253 00:14:22,401 --> 00:14:23,528 i'm not going.. 254 00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:24,685 no, you're going. 255 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,324 i'm going to be married. 256 00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:28,635 then you've got nothing to be worried about now, do you? 257 00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:32,279 i mean we're only meeting them to choose a subject for a lousy term paper. 258 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:33,751 in a bowling alley? 259 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:36,342 this is totally inappropriate. 260 00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:38,653 hey, just cause you order your meal from the menu, 261 00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:40,669 don't mean you can't still check out the buffet. 262 00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:42,627 now relax.. 263 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,245 you'll be safe in the bowling alley, it well-lit. 264 00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,433 come on.. - shut up.. 265 00:15:02,144 --> 00:15:03,820 gutter ball... 266 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,574 you should've hit the pin. 267 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,352 i think louis is cute. 268 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,094 he's not so bad. 269 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,192 oh, am i actually beating you? 270 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,808 look at the score. - yeah it cause of my leg. 271 00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:15,744 yeah okay.. - remember when i... 272 00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:16,609 hey.. 273 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,797 hi Theresa.. 274 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,678 how are you? - good. 275 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,284 kiss.. wow.. hehe 276 00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:25,720 hi, how are you? -good handshake. 277 00:15:29,244 --> 00:15:31,771 show me? -yeah.. 278 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,263 but.. 279 00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:36,029 give me a kiss for good luck. 280 00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:41,200 for good luck.. 281 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,307 anyway, this one guy.. 282 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,165 was like the blind date from hell.. 283 00:15:55,127 --> 00:15:57,703 Theresa look, i don't mean to sound offensive, but 284 00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,650 i hope you don't think this is a 285 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:02,382 a date.. - oh no.. 286 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:03,748 i'm too late, right? 287 00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,660 cause you are goin on the ultimate 288 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,106 blind date.. 289 00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:11,317 "you may kiss the bride" 290 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,913 why are you mocking my believes? 291 00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,830 i'm just playing with you. 292 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:17,798 sorry.. - Theresa, 293 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,665 arranged marriage is a sacred union 294 00:16:19,785 --> 00:16:21,612 between two people who grow together in time. 295 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,604 not some sort of chance meeting okay? 296 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,949 it works because of it's process, not cause 297 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,010 somebody wink at you online. -yeah 298 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,057 i got it. 299 00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:43,203 get a room!! 300 00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:48,260 you know i can't believe those guys 301 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,947 well you're the 1 who tell them to get a room 302 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:54,167 yeah but i didn't think that i gonna be sexiled 303 00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:55,373 from my own apartment. 304 00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:56,478 sexiled? 305 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,630 yeah, when your roomate exile you 306 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,225 to engage an intense sexual activity 307 00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,681 i see, haha.. 308 00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:06,106 well... 309 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,916 we got the whole night together 310 00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:11,309 so.. better start thinking of something to do 311 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:22,152 look harry.. i.. 312 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:23,484 i want you to know that 313 00:17:23,604 --> 00:17:24,486 i know.. 314 00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:27,549 that you're getting married n i respect that 315 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:31,753 i'm sorry that i got weird on you at the bowling alley, it's just.. 316 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,381 maybe we should start over. 317 00:17:34,075 --> 00:17:34,941 hi.. 318 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:36,910 i'm Harry.. 319 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,750 Theresa. 320 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,025 please to meet you Theresa. 321 00:17:42,052 --> 00:17:44,454 listen, i gotta get going.. i'll go.. 322 00:17:44,682 --> 00:17:47,289 sit on my stupe or something.. 323 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,852 what, it's kinda late isn't it, i mean.. 324 00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:52,140 will you be safe? - ooh it's fine. 325 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,588 i got my stun gun. -okay. 326 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,150 i'll see you later. 327 00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:01,494 theresa, 328 00:18:03,907 --> 00:18:05,205 you can always.. 329 00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:06,731 sleep with me.. 330 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,603 i mean, sorry, aah.. 331 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,356 i meant at my place. 332 00:18:11,476 --> 00:18:12,961 in Louis' bed. 333 00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,662 it's okay, i.. 334 00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:18,418 i don't want to put you out. 335 00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:19,841 don't worry, i'm not putting out. 336 00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:22,847 hahaha... 337 00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:25,739 come on.. 338 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:27,606 oohh.. -let's go.. 339 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:38,674 uumm Harry? 340 00:18:38,794 --> 00:18:40,769 can i borrow something to sleep in? 341 00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:41,896 yeah sure. 342 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,084 PJs, i'll leave them outside the door. 343 00:18:54,204 --> 00:18:55,755 just toss them in. 344 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,793 i got something in my eyes. 345 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,623 oh God no! 346 00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:24,878 oh God yes! 347 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,250 please.. oh God not now.. 348 00:19:30,898 --> 00:19:32,788 grandma.. think of grandma! 349 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,775 please blood, circulate.. 350 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:50,795 why won't you circulate when i need you to? 351 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,161 hi.. 352 00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:34,892 hi.. 353 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:36,896 it's nice to meet you finally. 354 00:20:37,317 --> 00:20:38,626 at least on-line. 355 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:41,395 same here.. how have you been? 356 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,752 oh i've been really busy 357 00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:45,653 been studying for my exam 358 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,441 i needed a break, 359 00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:48,864 and i saw you online. 360 00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:50,755 anyways, 361 00:20:51,495 --> 00:20:52,987 i was so relieved 362 00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:54,251 to read your biodata 363 00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:55,890 and find out that you're vegetarian. 364 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,372 and i especially happy to know 365 00:20:58,645 --> 00:20:59,249 that.. 366 00:20:59,369 --> 00:21:02,166 you don't smoke or drink like my father does. 367 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:04,773 what? 368 00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:06,655 oh no ah.. 369 00:21:06,775 --> 00:21:08,966 my father as well, nasty habits. 370 00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:11,630 may i ask? 371 00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:14,661 what attracted you to me? 372 00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:16,050 your set.. 373 00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:17,997 of values.. 374 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:19,614 set of values.. 375 00:21:19,932 --> 00:21:21,720 we shared the same sets of values across 376 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,968 the bed.. mmm the board. 377 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,710 board. 378 00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:26,877 ooo... 379 00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:33,480 i don't mean to sound old-fashioned or anything 380 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:34,721 but 381 00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,751 i think it's pretty admirable 382 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:38,527 with you living in America 383 00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,464 that you don't believe in premarital sex. 384 00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:43,320 i mean.. 385 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,982 a lot of the other prospects that's gone back to here from there 386 00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:49,671 they could learn a thing or two from a gentleman like you. 387 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,510 thank you.. 388 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,368 oh great 389 00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:58,690 so, i'll have my parents 390 00:21:58,810 --> 00:22:01,411 call your parents. - i like that. 391 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:03,199 hey 392 00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:06,615 listen, my study group friend just popped up unexpetedly so 393 00:22:06,735 --> 00:22:08,858 let's talk tomorrow okay? -okay. 394 00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:18,452 so... 395 00:22:19,613 --> 00:22:22,061 is this the one? 396 00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:26,094 yeah, she's 22.. 397 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,768 setting to be an architech like me 398 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,384 and the best part is she's crazy 399 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,521 about children 400 00:22:31,908 --> 00:22:32,899 and animals. 401 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,825 well, does this children and 402 00:22:35,945 --> 00:22:38,352 animal lover have a name? 403 00:22:38,472 --> 00:22:40,060 yes, of course, her name is.. 404 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:42,288 Nita.. nita. 405 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,326 Nita.. 406 00:22:46,171 --> 00:22:48,414 wow, she is really pretty. 407 00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:50,076 thank you. 408 00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:53,242 you must be very excited. 409 00:22:54,016 --> 00:22:55,268 about Nita. 410 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,283 yes.. 411 00:22:57,739 --> 00:22:58,934 very hehe.. 412 00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:01,135 wow.. 413 00:23:01,829 --> 00:23:03,036 look at the time 414 00:23:03,156 --> 00:23:05,142 i need to wake up really early tomorrow 415 00:23:05,262 --> 00:23:06,622 oh hang on.. 416 00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:11,959 let me get a picture. - okay. 417 00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:16,479 one for you.. 418 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,677 for letting me sleep over. 419 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,542 and.. 420 00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:23,616 one for me. 421 00:23:24,231 --> 00:23:25,870 for my scrapbook. 422 00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:29,106 you can move now. 423 00:23:29,226 --> 00:23:31,212 oh right sorry.. 424 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:35,356 goodnight. 425 00:23:35,587 --> 00:23:37,420 sweet dreams. -goodnight. 426 00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:45,471 good morning. 427 00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:48,261 good morning. 428 00:23:55,843 --> 00:23:57,152 i stuck around 429 00:23:57,272 --> 00:23:59,133 so i could thank you. 430 00:24:00,032 --> 00:24:03,755 for being a gentleman, last night. 431 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,088 dude... 432 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:14,680 hey.. -hey.. 433 00:24:16,885 --> 00:24:18,786 bye.. - bye.. 434 00:24:24,445 --> 00:24:25,424 tell me.. 435 00:24:25,837 --> 00:24:27,055 tell me you... 436 00:24:27,681 --> 00:24:28,945 of course not! 437 00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:31,404 i hope you did the decent thing too. - i did. 438 00:24:31,524 --> 00:24:34,399 how you pick condoms instead of lamb skin? 439 00:24:39,026 --> 00:24:41,178 who is this "Nita.. chick"? 440 00:24:41,838 --> 00:24:43,569 and who are her parents? 441 00:24:43,856 --> 00:24:46,099 hahahaha. - don't laugh! 442 00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:49,344 now please, sit and listen. 443 00:24:49,731 --> 00:24:52,785 Nita is the bulding-commissioner's daughter. 444 00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,654 commissioner.. commissioner! 445 00:25:00,496 --> 00:25:03,809 what a match, my Harish and your Nita.. 446 00:25:04,139 --> 00:25:06,325 i was so excited when i heard 447 00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:08,718 that our family will be united. 448 00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,836 to this blessed marriage. 449 00:25:14,707 --> 00:25:15,538 yes, commisioner. 450 00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:16,756 did Mr... 451 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:18,854 Josi ever stopped by with some chocolate 452 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:19,879 while i was away? 453 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,552 no, commisioner. 454 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,285 you know, we were worried when we didn't hear from you or Harish's father. 455 00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:34,019 you know how busy i've been with the new building. 456 00:25:34,270 --> 00:25:37,688 besides, Pandit Deepak is such a great friend with the family 457 00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:41,115 he insisted on helping me arrage the marriage. 458 00:25:41,468 --> 00:25:43,256 yes, we were surprised 459 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,647 when he called. 460 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:46,093 haha.. 461 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:47,801 oohh.. 462 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,411 so, when do you think i might get to meet 463 00:25:50,531 --> 00:25:52,518 my lovely daughter-in law to be? 464 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,366 soon.. very soon.. 465 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,468 commissioner.. i've wrote 466 00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:02,030 supervisions for you to take a look 467 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:03,806 when you get a moment 468 00:26:04,421 --> 00:26:06,573 leave them, we'll talk after the marriage. 469 00:26:06,914 --> 00:26:08,770 and if anything goes wrong with the wedding, 470 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:10,028 i assure you 471 00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:12,749 the only other thing that you'll ever build in this town again 472 00:26:14,445 --> 00:26:15,982 is a straw hut. 473 00:26:22,702 --> 00:26:25,585 a royal wedding at the family pavili 474 00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:27,988 for my little prince and his new princess 475 00:26:28,227 --> 00:26:31,483 people will be talking about it for months. 476 00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:34,133 and Nita is such a wonderful girl , Harish. 477 00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:37,242 i am so proud that you made the right choice. 478 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,279 mom, what do you up to? 479 00:26:39,735 --> 00:26:41,912 Harish, i weight the pros and cons 480 00:26:42,032 --> 00:26:43,597 and i came to the conclusion 481 00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:45,567 that if i don't give you my blessing 482 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,880 i'll have to hire publicists and lawyers to do damage control. 483 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:52,358 thanks, i'm so glad to hear your heart is in the right place 484 00:26:52,574 --> 00:26:53,793 my heart? 485 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,161 i don't see your father lending a hand.. 486 00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:24,918 hey.. - hey.. 487 00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:31,886 sorry to showed up unannounced, i.. 488 00:27:32,492 --> 00:27:34,166 i tried to call you few times. 489 00:27:34,712 --> 00:27:37,263 yes, i meant to get back.. 490 00:27:37,383 --> 00:27:39,583 just i've been awfully distracted. 491 00:27:40,562 --> 00:27:41,815 well, hello.. 492 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:50,997 come in.. yeah.. 493 00:27:59,906 --> 00:28:01,694 oohh wow!! 494 00:28:02,274 --> 00:28:04,426 will you look at that? 495 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:06,066 congrats.. 496 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,536 and when this is... - it's a girl. 497 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,554 well, that's fantastic. 498 00:28:10,674 --> 00:28:12,500 i'm so happy for you, i really am. 499 00:28:12,717 --> 00:28:14,846 i don't know what to say. 500 00:28:15,187 --> 00:28:17,271 maybe we should toast or something 501 00:28:20,789 --> 00:28:22,167 she's yours Dev. 502 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:24,649 what? 503 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,415 my? how... 504 00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:30,350 how could it be mine? 505 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:34,586 no no no no... 506 00:28:34,802 --> 00:28:36,589 Angela, don't cry 507 00:28:37,011 --> 00:28:38,707 that's not what i meant 508 00:28:39,231 --> 00:28:40,597 sit down please. 509 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:48,214 i didn't mean that. 510 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:52,549 Dad, could you open the door 511 00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:54,905 i'm not home, comeback later. 512 00:29:01,063 --> 00:29:02,293 Harry, i.. -Dad..? 513 00:29:02,413 --> 00:29:03,727 are you gonna help me or not? 514 00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:07,234 we need to talk right now. 515 00:29:08,441 --> 00:29:10,092 give me a sec. 516 00:29:11,805 --> 00:29:12,659 who is that? 517 00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:13,991 Harry. 518 00:29:14,936 --> 00:29:16,143 my son. 519 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:19,991 come on, i must've told you bout him. 520 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,751 listen, looks like you're busy 521 00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:26,415 i know i should've not come here. 522 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,262 Angela.. 523 00:29:32,163 --> 00:29:34,178 at least give me a chance to 524 00:29:34,736 --> 00:29:36,501 finish this conversation. 525 00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:39,074 please.. 526 00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:43,754 i'll be right back. 527 00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:46,350 so.. 528 00:29:46,470 --> 00:29:48,354 i'm not telling you not to get married 529 00:29:48,741 --> 00:29:52,179 all i'm saying is, how do you know you've pick the right woman 530 00:29:52,299 --> 00:29:54,161 if you have nothing to compare her to. 531 00:29:55,447 --> 00:29:59,409 why would i need to compare when everything inside me tells me that what i'm doing 532 00:29:59,529 --> 00:30:00,525 is right. 533 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,209 because some men like dry wine, 534 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,236 but other prefers sweet. 535 00:30:05,714 --> 00:30:08,082 and the last thing you want to do is open the wrong bottle. 536 00:30:08,492 --> 00:30:10,203 well, is that what you did with mom? 537 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,354 open the wrong bottle? 538 00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:14,666 don't you dare judge me! 539 00:30:15,929 --> 00:30:18,698 you only hear 1 side of the story for the last 20 years. 540 00:30:19,404 --> 00:30:21,408 maybe if you stuck around a little longer 541 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,752 i could've heard yours too. 542 00:30:24,402 --> 00:30:25,142 Harry.. 543 00:30:26,338 --> 00:30:28,957 a man makes a mistake and gets a woman pregnant 544 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,323 as i did with your mother 545 00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:33,602 he tries to do the right thing but fails 546 00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:34,536 tell me.. 547 00:30:34,656 --> 00:30:37,448 why must he paid for it for the rest of his life? 548 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,304 you know what, i don't know Dad 549 00:30:39,424 --> 00:30:42,059 next time, try filing for bankcrupty 550 00:30:42,731 --> 00:30:43,767 Harry.. 551 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,530 guys, we've been here for an hour and half. 552 00:31:26,122 --> 00:31:30,018 i really think we should go with Harry's idea for the project, ok? -look.. 553 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:34,162 let me give you my coffee theory on the marriage process, okay? 554 00:31:35,106 --> 00:31:36,748 it's monday morning, no no.. 555 00:31:36,868 --> 00:31:38,399 it's not just any monday morning 556 00:31:38,741 --> 00:31:40,392 it's the morning of our finals. 557 00:31:40,949 --> 00:31:44,194 now, we've been cramming all weekend n we're beat 558 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,840 needless to say, there's a lot riding on our coffee. 559 00:31:48,205 --> 00:31:50,106 anyway, you asked me to run down to shop 560 00:31:50,226 --> 00:31:52,326 for some brown roast cause we're all out so 561 00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:54,956 of course i forget to ask you what kind. 562 00:31:55,369 --> 00:31:58,705 so, there i am, checking out the various brands, knowing if.. 563 00:31:58,825 --> 00:32:01,483 fool Will get the wrong choice, 564 00:32:01,802 --> 00:32:03,817 can cause us both big time. 565 00:32:04,261 --> 00:32:06,507 and have they got some assortment.. 566 00:32:07,213 --> 00:32:10,344 i mean, all attractive 567 00:32:12,869 --> 00:32:14,736 beautiful packaging, 568 00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,378 nice colors.. 569 00:32:18,223 --> 00:32:19,942 great lettering 570 00:32:21,684 --> 00:32:24,861 Louis, i get the point, they're all quality coffee.. - but that just it. 571 00:32:24,981 --> 00:32:27,479 quality ain't good enough here, you know why? 572 00:32:27,764 --> 00:32:29,081 because we're playing for keeps 573 00:32:29,627 --> 00:32:32,519 anyway by this time, i'll wring it a cold sweat man 574 00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:35,126 i mean, there's French blends, house blends 575 00:32:35,246 --> 00:32:37,608 there's light blend, Colombian.. 576 00:32:38,551 --> 00:32:39,758 and serenade.. 577 00:32:39,878 --> 00:32:44,836 so finally i crack and i go for the house blend, figure i made the safe choice 578 00:32:44,956 --> 00:32:46,339 but, when we get our grades back 579 00:32:46,459 --> 00:32:49,333 that's when i found you hanging from the shower nozzle by your belt 580 00:32:49,453 --> 00:32:50,967 and i realized, 581 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,313 i should've gone for the Colombian. 582 00:32:54,303 --> 00:32:56,159 could you live with that for the rest of your life? 583 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,140 cause, i couldn't. 584 00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,121 i think you both should start drinking decaf. 585 00:33:15,514 --> 00:33:16,669 hi.. 586 00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:21,894 mom hey.. 587 00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:25,626 look i can't talk right now, okay? i'm in class, i just.. 588 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:27,102 bye.. 589 00:33:28,082 --> 00:33:30,783 look sorry, i'm interupting.. - oh no you're not. 590 00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:31,978 you're not interupting. 591 00:33:32,098 --> 00:33:34,018 you sure? -yeah, have a seat. 592 00:33:39,888 --> 00:33:41,351 everything's alright? 593 00:33:42,412 --> 00:33:43,942 yes, it's fine. 594 00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:54,352 i know that i'm suppose to be a good daughter and listen to my parents' problems 595 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:59,157 it just sometimes i get so tired of listening. 596 00:33:59,277 --> 00:34:01,154 sometimes i just 597 00:34:01,274 --> 00:34:04,147 don't want to, i want to hang up the phone 598 00:34:05,758 --> 00:34:07,986 i can relate.. 599 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:15,133 it's like i move from LA to new york to get away from they're fighting, 600 00:34:15,872 --> 00:34:19,241 and i'm still in the middle, i'm still playing referee. 601 00:34:21,316 --> 00:34:25,182 i know that my parents love each other and 602 00:34:25,907 --> 00:34:28,954 they didn't always used to fight like this, it's just.. 603 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,436 i went away to school and it's get worse 604 00:34:33,618 --> 00:34:35,108 yeah, they love each other.. 605 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:39,228 but they can't live with or without each other right? 606 00:34:40,222 --> 00:34:41,510 exactly.. 607 00:34:43,806 --> 00:34:44,988 it's like this 608 00:34:45,337 --> 00:34:48,048 disfunctional battle of the bands.. 609 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,421 you know, my.. 610 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:53,246 mom's playing "the beatles" and my dad's playing "rolling stone" 611 00:34:54,253 --> 00:34:56,827 how am i suppose to choose which one is better? 612 00:34:57,069 --> 00:34:59,069 which one i like more? 613 00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:04,760 i don't know why i'm telling you all this. 614 00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:08,683 no Theresa, it's fine. you can talk to me. 615 00:35:14,637 --> 00:35:17,294 you know, when i finished talking to my parents, 616 00:35:18,395 --> 00:35:20,046 i gotta take a walk. 617 00:35:21,459 --> 00:35:24,345 i gotta run around for miles, around the city.. 618 00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:28,748 it helps me clear my mind. 619 00:35:30,358 --> 00:35:33,466 how do you run from the things that run through your mind? 620 00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:36,701 the faster you run, the faster they ran after you. 621 00:35:39,211 --> 00:35:40,983 you know, when i was a child.. 622 00:35:41,491 --> 00:35:44,081 it was too dark outside so i couldn't run 623 00:35:45,195 --> 00:35:48,175 i would go straight to my room.. 624 00:35:49,088 --> 00:35:52,014 close the door, hide under my bed 625 00:35:52,746 --> 00:35:54,303 and i would pray. 626 00:35:55,699 --> 00:35:58,209 i would pray so hard. 627 00:36:00,007 --> 00:36:03,218 for them to just stop fighting. 628 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:07,111 it didn't work did it? 629 00:36:07,648 --> 00:36:09,715 no, it did not. 630 00:36:10,697 --> 00:36:11,959 but... 631 00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:15,704 i always tried, everyday. 632 00:36:20,908 --> 00:36:23,458 you carry that thing everywhere, don't you? -yeah. 633 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:26,438 it just sort of makes time stand still and 634 00:36:26,747 --> 00:36:29,311 sometimes you just want time to stand still. 635 00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:34,508 so, what's the craziest thing that you ever wanted to do? -hmm 636 00:36:34,777 --> 00:36:36,052 salsa classes.. 637 00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:38,803 what? you?? -yeah! 638 00:36:39,219 --> 00:36:40,081 really?? 639 00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:44,605 you can't see me salsaing? -i should start showing you some moves right now, can you do that? 640 00:36:45,088 --> 00:36:46,283 not here.. 641 00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:48,957 well we should go for it sometimes. - really? 642 00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,453 cause i love when you improve.. -okay.. 643 00:36:51,573 --> 00:36:54,876 see, we're exactly the same, like that, the same.. 644 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,570 that, the same. 645 00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:59,026 you've never been to a broadway play? 646 00:37:02,855 --> 00:37:05,821 oh my gosh.. - that's so cute. 647 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:10,331 yeah, i started actually interning for this 648 00:37:10,643 --> 00:37:12,938 wedding photographer and 649 00:37:13,355 --> 00:37:15,462 i just really like it. 650 00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,633 thank you for inviting me. 651 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:21,143 anytime. 652 00:37:22,137 --> 00:37:23,653 it means a lot. 653 00:37:27,992 --> 00:37:29,925 alright, this one. 654 00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:30,717 fugly. 655 00:37:30,837 --> 00:37:33,455 fugly.. - it looks like cheese. -eww, bright yellow. 656 00:37:33,575 --> 00:37:37,240 bright.. cheese.. - easy max.. - what ever just mail it. 657 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,190 e-vite.. - e-vite.. - that's what i said. 658 00:37:40,310 --> 00:37:42,177 hey.. -hey!! 659 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,311 okay.. forget this one. 660 00:37:44,969 --> 00:37:47,412 what about this one? 661 00:37:47,753 --> 00:37:49,686 too small, i hate it.. -too small. 662 00:37:49,806 --> 00:37:52,357 hi boys.. -just who i wanted to see. 663 00:37:52,477 --> 00:37:55,471 women's opinion. i need you to help me pick invitation. 664 00:37:55,927 --> 00:37:57,068 for the wedding. 665 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:02,461 this.. is weird. 666 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,817 okay, look at this one. this is absolutely beautiful. 667 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:08,063 and the design.. 668 00:38:08,331 --> 00:38:12,250 gorgeous.. - yeah, you could hang it on the christmas tree. - yeah, it dangles. 669 00:38:15,056 --> 00:38:17,056 Harish weds Nita. 670 00:38:20,327 --> 00:38:21,992 this one Harry, i gotta go. 671 00:38:24,354 --> 00:38:27,159 girls, don't forget our study session tonight. 672 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:49,496 ehm ehm the break has arrived. 673 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:52,637 ooh Louis, so sweet. 674 00:38:58,339 --> 00:39:00,232 happy birthday, Harish! 675 00:39:00,688 --> 00:39:02,702 thank you so much for remembering. 676 00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:05,198 so sweet of you. - it's your birthday man! i.. 677 00:39:05,467 --> 00:39:07,927 happy birthday man.. - oh my god Harry.. 678 00:39:08,839 --> 00:39:11,846 happy birthday.. - are your friends there? - sorry, it's Nita. 679 00:39:11,966 --> 00:39:13,444 are you having a party? 680 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:14,990 cute.. 681 00:39:15,702 --> 00:39:17,782 okay, you can open your present now. 682 00:39:19,769 --> 00:39:21,876 God Harish, i hope you like it. 683 00:39:22,171 --> 00:39:24,171 why didn't you tell us it's his birthday? - i forgot. 684 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,933 actually i never bought a present for a boy before. 685 00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:31,813 okay okay, have you open it? 686 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,430 can you just hold on for a sec? sure. 687 00:39:40,515 --> 00:39:42,421 teddy bear?? 688 00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:45,606 it's adorable.. 689 00:39:45,726 --> 00:39:47,472 isn't it adorable guys? 690 00:39:47,847 --> 00:39:49,445 o yeah nice.. - yeah.. 691 00:39:49,565 --> 00:39:52,548 it's great.. - yeah, and totally original. 692 00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:56,266 i really hope you like it. 693 00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:59,352 i love it so much Nita 694 00:39:59,472 --> 00:40:01,097 really really love it. 695 00:40:01,446 --> 00:40:03,593 okay, there's a string at the back.. 696 00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:04,614 pull it. 697 00:40:04,922 --> 00:40:06,103 string on the back? 698 00:40:06,223 --> 00:40:07,059 oh god.. 699 00:40:10,549 --> 00:40:14,146 "you are my sweet cuddly waddly bear.." 700 00:40:14,769 --> 00:40:16,460 "ahh, yes you are.." 701 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:19,869 "you are my sweet cuddly waddly.." 702 00:40:21,134 --> 00:40:23,336 hehehehe... 703 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,547 hey, teddy bear.. if you gotta talk, do it in another room.. 704 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,695 cause some of us got some work to do. 705 00:40:34,271 --> 00:40:37,694 and i went all over the mall, and i saw this teddy bear.. 706 00:40:40,446 --> 00:40:41,909 so shall we resume? 707 00:40:42,661 --> 00:40:44,567 i see no one's tasted my nachos. 708 00:40:49,711 --> 00:40:53,738 so.. what made you chose architecture anyways? 709 00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:55,814 thank God.. 710 00:40:55,934 --> 00:40:58,283 i thought i was the only Indian who doesn't watch it.. 711 00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:02,243 no ways, Spock rules... 712 00:41:02,363 --> 00:41:05,008 let's go some place fun, like.. 713 00:41:05,397 --> 00:41:06,159 Jamaica! 714 00:41:06,279 --> 00:41:08,307 how can we name our son "Asish"? 715 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:11,837 we might as well just called him "Hashish" so he get stripped in airports. (hashish: a kind of drug) 716 00:41:12,549 --> 00:41:15,435 yes, i can cook.. better than you. 717 00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:18,948 (mumbling..) -rRr- 718 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,774 (mumbles..) 719 00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:29,972 look, all i'm saying is 720 00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:34,053 this guy is like race horse with blinders on, and he's going to get married. 721 00:41:34,173 --> 00:41:36,284 what are you? the horse whisperer? 722 00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:39,116 look, the other day we were having this heart to heart and.. 723 00:41:39,236 --> 00:41:40,606 he started talking about how.. 724 00:41:40,726 --> 00:41:43,468 some men like dry wine, while other likes sweet but.. 725 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:47,119 how could they know which one was better, unless they tasted both. 726 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:48,853 i mean.. 727 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:52,719 why would a guy tell me this, when he doesn't even drink. 728 00:41:52,839 --> 00:41:57,310 hey, i don't own a gun, but i still know what happens when i point it in my head, and pull the trigger. 729 00:41:57,430 --> 00:42:00,838 all i'm saying is, what if he wanted to send me a signal. 730 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:04,167 but he was too shy to come out nad tell me directly. 731 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:06,020 look, T.. 732 00:42:06,348 --> 00:42:08,845 you know i'm not one to admit that i'm wrong 733 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:11,197 but i have been wrong about Harry. This guy.. 734 00:42:11,317 --> 00:42:13,854 he is not your ordinary Harry, i mean 735 00:42:14,257 --> 00:42:17,509 first, he hits you with Harry Potter's magic wand, 736 00:42:17,629 --> 00:42:20,314 then he sends you all kinds of mix messages like 737 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:21,965 Harry did to Sally, and now 738 00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:24,518 he is busting out his magnum on you like Dirty Harry. 739 00:42:24,638 --> 00:42:27,176 and blowing you away with both barrels, Bang Bang! 740 00:42:27,296 --> 00:42:28,276 i say.. 741 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:30,880 beware of all Harrys.. 742 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,279 they're all.. bad.. news.. 743 00:42:57,816 --> 00:43:00,380 don't forget to make a wish. 744 00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:05,182 here is your life line, it's quite long 745 00:43:05,302 --> 00:43:07,225 yeah, it's quite long 746 00:43:07,345 --> 00:43:12,487 and this over here is the line representing relationships 747 00:43:12,852 --> 00:43:14,946 so, as you can see.. 748 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:19,040 it's sort of playing straight but then it veers off 749 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,778 to the left.. - yeah, i don't see it. 750 00:43:22,035 --> 00:43:25,042 you're not looking close enough obviously. 751 00:43:37,747 --> 00:43:40,338 this is my grandmother's recipe. - great. 752 00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:44,596 it's so yummy. - mmm, oooh.. 753 00:43:48,435 --> 00:43:50,113 ow God.. 754 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,222 Harry.. Harry, what's the matter? 755 00:43:54,342 --> 00:43:56,506 did you use meat sauce or m... 756 00:44:01,530 --> 00:44:06,013 22 years of my religiously belief are going down... 757 00:44:11,984 --> 00:44:13,849 i think i over-reacted. 758 00:44:14,091 --> 00:44:16,614 she didn't mean to put meat in the sauce.. 759 00:44:32,899 --> 00:44:35,463 if you feel so badly about things, why don't you just 760 00:44:35,825 --> 00:44:39,301 take her out to smooth things over. - you mean a date? 761 00:44:39,421 --> 00:44:40,805 no no.. 762 00:44:41,234 --> 00:44:42,254 call it a... 763 00:44:42,952 --> 00:44:44,482 call it a "date-ant".. 764 00:44:45,314 --> 00:44:49,073 yeah, "date-ant" you know, to bury the hachet. 765 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:55,655 take her to one of your Indian things, chicks dig culture, man.. 766 00:44:57,011 --> 00:44:58,326 yeah.. 767 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:41,009 theresa, theresa.. come on. 768 00:45:43,214 --> 00:45:45,442 get some of this. let's go over there. 769 00:45:47,348 --> 00:45:49,711 oh God, this is beautiful. 770 00:45:52,006 --> 00:45:54,342 dude, this drink? 771 00:45:54,691 --> 00:45:56,865 i like it. - it's called "Bhang". 772 00:45:56,985 --> 00:46:01,577 sweet but packs a punch, kinda like you. -ha ha very funny. 773 00:46:02,575 --> 00:46:04,360 hey, i thought you didn't drink? 774 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,078 oh i don't, but Bhang is allowed in even required on the day of Holi. 775 00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:10,145 i'm serious.. look 776 00:46:10,265 --> 00:46:13,396 Lord Shiva used it to increase meditation and reach transcendent 777 00:46:13,516 --> 00:46:16,886 but we mortal use it to release anxiety and loosen up. 778 00:46:17,006 --> 00:46:19,033 yeah, i'm loose man... 779 00:46:19,435 --> 00:46:22,549 and i love Bhang.. - ooh me too. 780 00:46:23,449 --> 00:46:25,569 bombs away... 781 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,359 what's with all the colours? 782 00:46:33,802 --> 00:46:37,091 Holi marks the end of winter and the thrive for good over evil. 783 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,268 smearing colours on friends 784 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:43,214 or if you want, you need custom where one can meet new people 785 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:47,107 set a little feuds and pan it out for the sake of good old friendship. - so basically, 786 00:46:47,227 --> 00:46:49,950 it's a free for all. - basically 787 00:46:55,954 --> 00:46:58,289 what's the matter Harry? 788 00:46:58,545 --> 00:47:00,410 feeling blue? 789 00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:03,645 no, you're just making me see red. 790 00:47:05,137 --> 00:47:08,171 so, what are you gonna do about it? -what am i going to do? 791 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:10,990 hahaha.. -that's what i'm gonna do about it. 792 00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:16,268 and at least i'm not green with envy 793 00:47:16,388 --> 00:47:19,288 at least i don't have purple haze all through my brain. 794 00:47:19,408 --> 00:47:21,076 hey knock knock.. - who's there? 795 00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:25,116 orange.. what are you gonna do? hit me with purple again? 796 00:47:26,472 --> 00:47:27,425 dude.. 797 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,193 maybe you should lighten up a little. 798 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,054 but i never cooking for you again. 799 00:47:46,477 --> 00:47:51,121 i had a really really good time. thank you for inviting me. -my pleasure. 800 00:47:51,389 --> 00:47:53,322 so, what are you doing tomorrow? 801 00:47:53,550 --> 00:47:54,329 tomorrow? 802 00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:59,379 probably see you in class, right? 803 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,829 yeah, you probably will. 804 00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:05,838 what are you doing right now? 805 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:07,637 now? 806 00:48:11,181 --> 00:48:14,956 yeah, i thought i might go home and take a bath. you know, to wash away the colors. 807 00:48:17,627 --> 00:48:18,809 right, yeah. 808 00:48:19,332 --> 00:48:20,745 it's a good idea 809 00:48:21,604 --> 00:48:23,389 i probably do the same. 810 00:48:23,886 --> 00:48:24,973 scrubs this off. 811 00:48:25,228 --> 00:48:27,215 i feel like a clown. 812 00:48:29,805 --> 00:48:30,852 so, 813 00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:37,359 okay then.. 814 00:48:44,753 --> 00:48:46,189 Theresa.. 815 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:47,974 yeah.. 816 00:48:50,726 --> 00:48:52,233 thanks for being such a good pal. 817 00:48:54,394 --> 00:48:55,535 yeah.. 818 00:49:26,054 --> 00:49:27,625 see you, pal. 819 00:50:04,353 --> 00:50:05,842 so, Harry.. 820 00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:09,252 can you tell us who you chose for your arranged marriage? 821 00:50:09,372 --> 00:50:12,514 and why? - sure Jim. i chose Nita. 822 00:50:18,574 --> 00:50:20,574 you see, we're both Brahmn. 823 00:50:20,694 --> 00:50:22,024 come from the same village. 824 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:23,823 both setting to be architechs, 825 00:50:23,943 --> 00:50:26,779 our birth charts matched, and best of all 826 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:30,980 you both love.. children and animal. -yes. 827 00:50:31,705 --> 00:50:34,138 let's see if our audience aggrees with you. 828 00:51:00,952 --> 00:51:02,388 are you nervous? 829 00:51:04,831 --> 00:51:05,865 no.. 830 00:51:06,187 --> 00:51:07,529 not even a little bit? 831 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:11,411 i've been playing this in my mind, my entire life 832 00:51:11,948 --> 00:51:14,082 all i'm doing now, is seeing the plan through 833 00:51:14,753 --> 00:51:16,793 if it were me getting married, i'd be 834 00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:18,711 a basketcase right now. 835 00:51:21,087 --> 00:51:23,395 you're a brave guy, Harry Shankar. 836 00:51:24,711 --> 00:51:27,207 do you want to take a walk? -yeah. 837 00:51:29,507 --> 00:51:30,836 surprise!! 838 00:51:31,561 --> 00:51:34,205 mom? - yes, surprise!! 839 00:51:34,447 --> 00:51:36,648 i went by your apartment, 840 00:51:36,768 --> 00:51:39,296 and Louis told me that i might 841 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:43,484 find you here.. - mom, please we talked about the excessive PDA. 842 00:51:43,846 --> 00:51:45,567 i miss you.. 843 00:51:45,687 --> 00:51:47,500 Theresa, this is my mom. 844 00:51:48,950 --> 00:51:50,386 Geeta Shankar. 845 00:51:50,681 --> 00:51:53,983 formerly Patel, of the Patel of Gujarat. 846 00:51:54,103 --> 00:51:56,098 it's a pleasure to meet you, my dear. 847 00:51:56,662 --> 00:51:58,084 Theresa Prada. 848 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,547 Prada? as in the Milano Prada? 849 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:07,014 no, as in the Malibu relocated to Brooklyn Pradas. 850 00:52:07,537 --> 00:52:09,376 quaint.. very quaint. 851 00:52:09,873 --> 00:52:12,776 well i'm sure we'll meet again when our shop here open up. 852 00:52:13,152 --> 00:52:15,004 now, come along Harish.. 853 00:52:15,124 --> 00:52:19,152 you and i are going wedding shopping for Nita. -mom.. 854 00:52:20,067 --> 00:52:21,476 Mrs. Shankar? 855 00:52:21,718 --> 00:52:22,496 Yeah.. 856 00:52:22,616 --> 00:52:25,342 you don't mind if i come along, do you? 857 00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:29,758 all those luxury stores can be overwhelming for me, 858 00:52:29,878 --> 00:52:33,372 i can only imagine how they must be for someone with a lot on their mind. 859 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:34,839 like you. 860 00:52:34,959 --> 00:52:38,382 you know, she's right. we could use another set of good eyes with fashion sense. 861 00:52:40,342 --> 00:52:41,255 very well. 862 00:53:15,613 --> 00:53:17,063 hey dad.. 863 00:53:17,385 --> 00:53:19,318 i was wondering if we could have dinner tonight. 864 00:53:20,043 --> 00:53:21,989 oh come on, please.. 865 00:53:23,345 --> 00:53:24,834 it's gonna be a surprise. 866 00:53:25,734 --> 00:53:29,053 okay, 8 o'clock? great, i'll see you there. bye. 867 00:53:43,322 --> 00:53:45,067 mam, your table. 868 00:53:46,884 --> 00:53:48,065 this must be a mistake. 869 00:53:48,844 --> 00:53:52,105 no, you said Shankar, table for 3, right? 870 00:53:52,225 --> 00:53:54,562 does she look like a Shankar to you? 871 00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:57,528 Dev invited me, Dev Shankar. 872 00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:00,217 ooh really? 873 00:54:02,002 --> 00:54:03,103 well.. 874 00:54:04,163 --> 00:54:06,848 this should be entertaining. 875 00:54:09,444 --> 00:54:12,383 Geeta, Geeta Shankar. 876 00:54:12,746 --> 00:54:14,397 Dev's ex-wife. 877 00:54:15,470 --> 00:54:18,316 Angela, Dev's girlfriend. 878 00:54:19,902 --> 00:54:22,493 you mean, current girlfriend.. 879 00:54:42,074 --> 00:54:44,651 hi Dad, so.. what's the big surprise? 880 00:54:45,053 --> 00:54:45,912 Harry.. 881 00:54:46,221 --> 00:54:50,208 am i having a nightmare, or is that your mother sitting? 882 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,196 no, that's mom. 883 00:54:54,606 --> 00:54:55,465 dad.. 884 00:54:55,585 --> 00:54:59,102 you're not trying to set me up with one of your models again, are you? 885 00:54:59,222 --> 00:55:00,501 what on earth is she doing here? 886 00:55:00,621 --> 00:55:04,998 she just arrived today, i thought we could have a family dinner and discuss the mariage planning. 887 00:55:05,575 --> 00:55:10,096 God, please let this night pass without physical violence. 888 00:55:16,402 --> 00:55:18,496 hi mom, how are you? 889 00:55:20,724 --> 00:55:22,282 Angela.. -hi. 890 00:55:23,718 --> 00:55:26,107 hi Geeta. - hello Dev, how are you? 891 00:55:26,349 --> 00:55:27,508 great.. 892 00:55:29,669 --> 00:55:33,079 may i present, Angela.. 893 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,803 my son, Harry 894 00:55:36,493 --> 00:55:38,628 nice to meet you. - really nice to meet you. 895 00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:41,004 and... - yes, we met. 896 00:55:46,869 --> 00:55:50,180 hot masala buns anyone? they're fresh from the oven. 897 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,288 perhaps for the gentleman 898 00:55:52,731 --> 00:55:56,060 he's the baker in the family. - Geeta, don't start, okay. 899 00:56:10,001 --> 00:56:11,719 Dad, may i have a word? 900 00:56:35,221 --> 00:56:36,859 you're unbelievable. 901 00:56:37,329 --> 00:56:39,933 bravo dad.. bravo.. 902 00:56:40,053 --> 00:56:40,998 Harry, 903 00:56:42,233 --> 00:56:45,320 i only recently came to know that Angela is pregnant. 904 00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:48,676 quite honestly, i don't know how to break it to you. 905 00:56:49,186 --> 00:56:50,945 are you planning to get married again? 906 00:56:51,339 --> 00:56:54,467 i care about her Harry, that's all i know. 907 00:56:54,587 --> 00:56:56,708 and i know you've heard all this before but.. 908 00:56:58,561 --> 00:56:59,487 Harry.. 909 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:05,345 right now, i'm trying to cope with the fact i'm gonna be a new father. 910 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:07,949 and my only son 911 00:57:08,069 --> 00:57:09,949 is about to get married. 912 00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:14,411 that's a lot for a man like me to handle all at once. 913 00:57:16,572 --> 00:57:18,988 i invited Angela here because 914 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:21,109 i wanted you two to meet. 915 00:57:22,887 --> 00:57:24,860 when have you ever need my approval? 916 00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:32,162 i need it now. 917 00:57:36,443 --> 00:57:38,282 did you at least invite her to the wedding? 918 00:57:39,181 --> 00:57:42,563 well, i thought i let you do that. if you wanted to. 919 00:57:48,881 --> 00:57:50,465 come on, let's go back to the table. 920 00:57:51,512 --> 00:57:53,190 Angela's all alone with mom. 921 00:57:56,934 --> 00:58:00,303 you should've told me that your mother was gonna be here. 922 00:58:01,068 --> 00:58:04,075 could have, but you wouldn't have come. - good point. 923 00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:10,895 wow... 924 00:58:11,164 --> 00:58:13,231 what is this? 925 00:58:13,351 --> 00:58:16,656 this is two of thumper Harry's chicks, baby.. 926 00:58:16,776 --> 00:58:21,462 yeah, extra hot like curry. 927 00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:31,377 woo hoo hoo.. -girls, i wanted dots not feathers. -smoke a peace pipe Papi, it's party time. 928 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:48,479 GOOD LUCK HARRY! 929 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:35,485 welcome to India, everyone. 930 01:00:36,385 --> 01:00:38,908 hello darling, how are you.. 931 01:00:42,966 --> 01:00:45,101 come come, welcome.. 932 01:00:45,221 --> 01:00:49,127 just remember "when all has failed, Pandit Deepak prevail", welcome to India. 933 01:01:22,862 --> 01:01:23,721 Hey.. 934 01:01:24,164 --> 01:01:25,257 i couldn't sleep. 935 01:01:25,466 --> 01:01:27,560 yeah, me neither. 936 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,667 must be the jet-lag. -yeah. 937 01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:39,488 is everything okay? 938 01:01:41,273 --> 01:01:45,089 can i asked you an 11th hour question? 939 01:01:45,344 --> 01:01:46,432 sure.. 940 01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:53,428 do you remember that night, you walked me home 941 01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:56,019 to my apartment after the Holi festival? 942 01:01:56,811 --> 01:01:57,737 yeah.. 943 01:02:01,610 --> 01:02:03,261 why didn't you kiss me? 944 01:03:08,812 --> 01:03:10,705 all i know is that he's settling. 945 01:03:10,825 --> 01:03:13,255 and i rather be alone then settled. 946 01:03:13,653 --> 01:03:16,995 puff.. your wish is granted. you're alone. 947 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,465 that was really mean. 948 01:03:20,109 --> 01:03:21,035 look T.. 949 01:03:21,545 --> 01:03:26,287 sometimes you get to play the bride, other times you have to play the photographer. 950 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,783 next time you'll be the bride. 951 01:03:30,707 --> 01:03:32,411 all my years of planning, down the drain. 952 01:03:33,284 --> 01:03:35,445 how could i let this happen? why now? 953 01:03:35,713 --> 01:03:37,080 why did i kiss her? 954 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,692 what was i thinking? 955 01:03:40,062 --> 01:03:41,096 i wasn't. 956 01:03:41,396 --> 01:03:44,000 one minute i was looking into her big blue eyes, 957 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,053 next thing i know - it's love man. 958 01:03:46,173 --> 01:03:47,731 and it makes no sense either. 959 01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:53,332 Louis, i have no time or place in my life for love now. i'm getting married. 960 01:04:34,184 --> 01:04:36,197 would you stop looking at me like that? -what? 961 01:04:36,317 --> 01:04:39,036 like you know what i'm thinking. -alright i'll stop looking. 962 01:04:40,449 --> 01:04:42,006 okay, what am i thinking? 963 01:04:43,067 --> 01:04:47,966 you're thinking "why am i doing this? why did i come half-way across the world to married someone that.." 964 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:49,671 "i don't even love". 965 01:04:50,211 --> 01:04:52,023 i will love her once we're married. 966 01:04:52,252 --> 01:04:55,916 it doesn't work like that, Harry. it's not real if you plan it. 967 01:04:56,036 --> 01:04:59,637 what do you know? - that's right, what do i know? 968 01:04:59,892 --> 01:05:01,637 just.. marry Nita. 969 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:02,982 and 1 night, when you're 970 01:05:03,102 --> 01:05:05,599 passionately having orgasm with her, you'll 971 01:05:05,719 --> 01:05:10,042 accidently scream out my name "oh Theresa, oh baby.." - stop it! 972 01:05:10,162 --> 01:05:10,917 please.. 973 01:05:11,037 --> 01:05:14,313 but don't worry Harry, Nita will totally understand, since you've 974 01:05:14,433 --> 01:05:17,790 "arrange" to love her. -okay, first of all 975 01:05:17,910 --> 01:05:19,991 Nita won't be having any orgasms 976 01:05:20,111 --> 01:05:23,610 secondly, no one will be screaming anyone else's name. 977 01:05:24,724 --> 01:05:27,395 wow, that sounds like a kick-ass honeymoon. 978 01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,502 you think that's funny don't you? 979 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,545 for your information, i would never call out your name.. i've got it all under control. 980 01:06:02,579 --> 01:06:06,055 --- -rRr- 981 01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:37,985 woooww.. 982 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,066 hi.. -hi.. 983 01:08:09,545 --> 01:08:11,088 it's really something, eh? 984 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:14,578 it's crazy.. i can't believe this place. 985 01:08:14,698 --> 01:08:18,511 it's so beautiful. - well, my ancestors used to live here. 986 01:08:20,171 --> 01:08:22,842 umm, this is Theresa. - hi.. 987 01:08:22,962 --> 01:08:27,124 God, i've heard so much about you.. - thanks. 988 01:08:30,344 --> 01:08:32,465 i'm so sorry.. i'm new at this. 989 01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:35,284 it's okay, it happens to most of us. 990 01:08:36,317 --> 01:08:37,888 Louis, hi.. 991 01:10:23,696 --> 01:10:26,193 you must be Rick.. - haha, you've heard of me.. 992 01:10:26,313 --> 01:10:28,569 hi.. Namaste. - commisioner. 993 01:10:29,321 --> 01:10:30,126 Namaste. 994 01:10:30,529 --> 01:10:32,287 so, how do you guys enjoying the dance? 995 01:10:32,407 --> 01:10:34,357 dance was super fly. - it was dope. 996 01:10:34,639 --> 01:10:35,404 it was dope. 997 01:10:36,531 --> 01:10:38,612 there you all are.. -hey.. 998 01:10:38,732 --> 01:10:40,920 Mrs. Shah, how are you? - good, how are you? 999 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,820 God bless you. - commisioner. 1000 01:10:52,570 --> 01:10:53,550 Harish. 1001 01:10:55,228 --> 01:10:56,960 you seem like a nice boy. 1002 01:10:57,752 --> 01:10:58,852 but you know what? 1003 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,550 sometimes nice boys, 1004 01:11:00,670 --> 01:11:02,201 do "not so nice" things. 1005 01:11:03,503 --> 01:11:04,818 understand this.. 1006 01:11:05,610 --> 01:11:08,604 if you ever, hurt my precious flower 1007 01:11:09,641 --> 01:11:12,219 i'll have you ground.. to the dust you came from. 1008 01:11:13,843 --> 01:11:16,246 okay.. mmm commisioner. 1009 01:11:16,635 --> 01:11:18,433 but you can call me dad. 1010 01:11:18,553 --> 01:11:22,543 yeah, i'm so glad we could talk openly to one another. -i'll see you. 1011 01:11:23,227 --> 01:11:23,872 Dad. 1012 01:11:44,446 --> 01:11:45,452 Hey.. 1013 01:11:50,076 --> 01:11:51,701 it's called "Dandiya". 1014 01:11:52,251 --> 01:11:53,647 "Dandiya"? - Dandiya... 1015 01:11:54,211 --> 01:11:55,834 can i talk to you for a moment? 1016 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:58,083 you can always talk to me, Harry. 1017 01:11:59,422 --> 01:12:02,482 it's an Indian traditional dance that you supposed to do, and 1018 01:12:02,912 --> 01:12:04,335 listen, i... 1019 01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:08,563 i just wanted to say 1020 01:12:11,171 --> 01:12:14,124 i'm really sorry if i hurt you. - Harry.. 1021 01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:16,339 relax. 1022 01:12:17,386 --> 01:12:18,688 it's.. 1023 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:21,409 it's not like i didn't see this coming. 1024 01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:28,670 good night.. -good night. 1025 01:12:41,786 --> 01:12:44,310 shall we go up to the dome? -sure. 1026 01:12:44,672 --> 01:12:47,880 just give me a second, i'll join you there. - okay, take your time. 1027 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:57,086 that's a lovely sari that you're wearing. 1028 01:12:57,381 --> 01:12:58,495 thank you. 1029 01:12:58,898 --> 01:12:59,972 it's a.. 1030 01:13:00,270 --> 01:13:02,351 just something i picked up. 1031 01:13:02,848 --> 01:13:04,673 when in rome... 1032 01:13:06,069 --> 01:13:08,032 what a beautiful tatoo you have. 1033 01:13:09,267 --> 01:13:10,207 thank you. 1034 01:13:10,529 --> 01:13:12,650 you know, i think Harish told me about it. 1035 01:13:13,321 --> 01:13:15,106 he told you about my sunflower? 1036 01:13:15,587 --> 01:13:16,487 yeah.. 1037 01:13:16,889 --> 01:13:20,070 sometimes i think he talks more about you, then about himself. 1038 01:13:22,527 --> 01:13:24,460 at first i was really jealous, 1039 01:13:25,185 --> 01:13:28,699 but then he told me how helpful you were, with planning all the wedding. 1040 01:13:28,941 --> 01:13:31,585 and how you helped him pick out the wedding invite. 1041 01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:34,820 he's really lucky to have a friend like you. 1042 01:13:36,216 --> 01:13:37,343 thanks. 1043 01:13:38,835 --> 01:13:39,761 listen, 1044 01:13:40,378 --> 01:13:43,922 i know i should wait to be surprised, and all of that 1045 01:13:44,042 --> 01:13:44,741 but.. 1046 01:13:44,861 --> 01:13:48,204 i can't wait a moment longer to find out about my Harry 1047 01:13:49,476 --> 01:13:51,100 and he's been sooo.. 1048 01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,073 quiet... 1049 01:13:55,073 --> 01:13:58,563 so, i was wondering, if you could told me everything 1050 01:13:58,683 --> 01:14:00,007 that i need to know. 1051 01:14:02,236 --> 01:14:03,322 everything? 1052 01:14:04,101 --> 01:14:06,021 girl to girl.. - ahh 1053 01:14:06,598 --> 01:14:07,658 would you mind? 1054 01:14:09,242 --> 01:14:11,327 it would be my pleasure. 1055 01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:16,844 Harry.. 1056 01:14:17,998 --> 01:14:19,784 is a really great guy 1057 01:14:19,904 --> 01:14:20,987 and.. 1058 01:14:21,215 --> 01:14:23,685 you two are perfect for each other. 1059 01:14:25,403 --> 01:14:27,725 and i'm sure he will make you 1060 01:14:27,845 --> 01:14:29,297 really happy. 1061 01:14:33,122 --> 01:14:34,317 don't worry 1062 01:14:35,136 --> 01:14:36,827 i'll make him happy too. 1063 01:14:41,195 --> 01:14:42,215 Theresa, 1064 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,752 i know it's not my place to ask 1065 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,266 but, you and Harry, you are more than friends, aren't you? 1066 01:14:54,716 --> 01:14:57,937 actually, he has always been yours. 1067 01:15:04,001 --> 01:15:05,759 will you excuse me? 1068 01:15:06,095 --> 01:15:06,941 yeah. 1069 01:15:19,975 --> 01:15:21,523 what just happened? 1070 01:15:30,301 --> 01:15:31,079 hi.. 1071 01:15:34,609 --> 01:15:35,804 some party, hah? 1072 01:15:35,924 --> 01:15:38,569 yeah, i mean mom really went all out. 1073 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:41,966 hey.. 1074 01:15:45,845 --> 01:15:47,134 thank you. 1075 01:15:49,348 --> 01:15:50,409 so.. 1076 01:15:51,328 --> 01:15:53,113 since when did you start to drink? 1077 01:15:55,623 --> 01:15:58,012 well, i thought i take your advice and... 1078 01:15:59,086 --> 01:16:00,388 live a little. 1079 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,514 i can't believe 1080 01:16:04,634 --> 01:16:07,481 my little baby is getting married. 1081 01:16:09,803 --> 01:16:10,607 well, 1082 01:16:24,653 --> 01:16:25,566 dad, i.. 1083 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,745 i hope i have your blessing for tomorrow. 1084 01:16:29,935 --> 01:16:32,512 i really need to hear that, right about now. 1085 01:16:42,415 --> 01:16:43,409 Harry.. 1086 01:16:45,615 --> 01:16:47,817 your mother was a good woman 1087 01:16:49,964 --> 01:16:52,917 don't be a prick to Nita, like i was to your mother. 1088 01:17:19,230 --> 01:17:20,921 i need to ask you something. 1089 01:17:22,719 --> 01:17:23,901 before you do 1090 01:17:24,639 --> 01:17:25,807 i need to confess.. 1091 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:33,556 something happened.. - Harish.. 1092 01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:37,583 i know that you care for her. 1093 01:17:38,816 --> 01:17:42,830 and i also know that you will care for me the same way once we married. 1094 01:17:45,192 --> 01:17:46,870 but we've only just met. 1095 01:17:47,659 --> 01:17:49,994 and there's no way that i can compete 1096 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,256 especially if we haven't even.. - please. 1097 01:17:53,701 --> 01:17:54,907 let me explain 1098 01:17:59,436 --> 01:18:00,845 Theresa and i 1099 01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:02,684 are just friends. 1100 01:18:03,288 --> 01:18:04,953 just good friends and 1101 01:18:05,812 --> 01:18:07,869 what happened between her and i is 1102 01:18:07,989 --> 01:18:10,218 inexcuseable, i know.. but.. 1103 01:18:19,013 --> 01:18:19,953 Nita.. 1104 01:18:21,536 --> 01:18:22,651 it's okay. 1105 01:18:24,489 --> 01:18:26,680 i'm all ready Harish.. - i can't. 1106 01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,419 really? 1107 01:18:32,805 --> 01:18:35,395 i think we should go back downstairs. - harish.. 1108 01:18:36,429 --> 01:18:38,133 just promise me one thing 1109 01:18:40,979 --> 01:18:42,603 from tomorrow onwards 1110 01:18:43,181 --> 01:18:45,087 everything will be perfect. 1111 01:18:52,831 --> 01:18:54,241 yeah, i promise. 1112 01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:23,211 so Harry.. 1113 01:20:23,617 --> 01:20:28,100 can you tell us who you chose for your arranged marriage, and why? 1114 01:20:31,456 --> 01:20:35,433 "you are my sweet cuddly waddly bear.. aren't you?" 1115 01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:43,986 this goldfish is not going to be swimming in the tank for much longer. 1116 01:20:44,698 --> 01:20:47,798 why do people bother to get married anymore? 1117 01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:51,868 Darling, you're just going through a phase. 1118 01:20:52,821 --> 01:20:55,747 why did i come half way accross the world to marry someone that 1119 01:20:55,867 --> 01:20:57,132 i don't even love. 1120 01:20:57,252 --> 01:20:59,239 how do you know that you picked the right woman 1121 01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:01,347 if you have nothing to compare her to? 1122 01:21:01,467 --> 01:21:04,421 sometimes nice boys.. not so nice things. 1123 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:07,274 can you live with that for the rest of your life? 1124 01:21:07,471 --> 01:21:09,954 sometimes you just want time to stand still. 1125 01:21:10,638 --> 01:21:12,786 deal? or no deal? 1126 01:21:13,312 --> 01:21:15,956 don't be a prick to Nita like i was to your mother. 1127 01:21:16,076 --> 01:21:18,171 don't be a prick to Nita 1128 01:21:20,842 --> 01:21:22,802 can i just say something? 1129 01:21:23,286 --> 01:21:25,246 i feel... -ooohh.. 1130 01:21:26,387 --> 01:21:29,474 Harish!!! oh my Gosh.. 1131 01:21:29,702 --> 01:21:31,756 Harish, are you okay?? 1132 01:21:32,011 --> 01:21:34,444 someone get him some water, please! 1133 01:21:47,912 --> 01:21:49,120 first of all.. 1134 01:21:49,540 --> 01:21:50,748 i'd like to thank 1135 01:21:51,513 --> 01:21:54,318 Nita's parents for this lovely lovely ceremony. 1136 01:21:56,882 --> 01:21:58,838 of course, my parents as well. 1137 01:22:09,699 --> 01:22:11,001 ever since, 1138 01:22:12,276 --> 01:22:13,914 my parents got divorce 1139 01:22:15,793 --> 01:22:18,478 i've want to get married, arranged-marriage of course. 1140 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:22,130 and so i thought, if.. 1141 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:25,901 if i live my life analytically 1142 01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:28,665 i could avoid from getting hurt. 1143 01:22:29,193 --> 01:22:31,352 and becoming lonely and spiteful. 1144 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,079 so.. 1145 01:22:36,745 --> 01:22:38,025 i played it safe. 1146 01:22:39,831 --> 01:22:41,905 and hid under my bed. 1147 01:22:42,831 --> 01:22:44,308 like i used to as 1148 01:22:45,006 --> 01:22:46,013 as a child. 1149 01:22:48,576 --> 01:22:50,227 what are you saying Harish? 1150 01:22:53,131 --> 01:22:54,299 i'm saying is.. 1151 01:22:56,004 --> 01:22:57,279 so months ago, 1152 01:22:58,594 --> 01:23:01,104 life was.. life was so simple. 1153 01:23:03,124 --> 01:23:04,614 now, i've.. 1154 01:23:07,352 --> 01:23:09,580 i've complicated it very much for myself 1155 01:23:12,057 --> 01:23:13,212 for you 1156 01:23:14,769 --> 01:23:16,715 and for everyone else here today. 1157 01:23:22,171 --> 01:23:24,217 you calling off the wedding... 1158 01:23:27,405 --> 01:23:28,291 Nita.. 1159 01:23:30,090 --> 01:23:31,164 if i didn't 1160 01:23:32,511 --> 01:23:34,987 i'd only be marrying you for all the wrong reasons. 1161 01:23:35,577 --> 01:23:39,047 when you finally found out why, you'll hate me for the rest of our lives. 1162 01:23:39,517 --> 01:23:43,014 and i'd rather live with you possibly hating me than live with that. 1163 01:23:46,825 --> 01:23:48,382 i just hope that you can 1164 01:23:50,141 --> 01:23:51,980 find ir in your heart to forgive me. 1165 01:23:54,678 --> 01:23:56,074 i'm so sorry. 1166 01:24:07,369 --> 01:24:08,685 i don't hate you. 1167 01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:15,140 in fact, i understand. 1168 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,194 i really do. 1169 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:22,966 maybe.. 1170 01:24:23,613 --> 01:24:26,230 you just talk yourself into getting married 1171 01:24:27,183 --> 01:24:29,774 because your parents were trying to talk you out of it. 1172 01:24:32,257 --> 01:24:34,418 just let i let my parents do to me. 1173 01:24:36,841 --> 01:24:37,995 to rush me. 1174 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:43,659 are you really? 1175 01:24:44,999 --> 01:24:46,850 withall due respect Sir, i.. 1176 01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:49,455 first you crushed my little flower 1177 01:24:49,872 --> 01:24:52,167 father, please don't. it's okay - quiet!! 1178 01:24:53,402 --> 01:24:55,415 then you denegrate my family.. 1179 01:24:56,026 --> 01:24:57,731 make a mockery of our tradition 1180 01:25:01,663 --> 01:25:03,932 i'm gonna kill you, you bastard. 1181 01:25:04,052 --> 01:25:06,847 father please, don't. - i'm gonna kill you. - what do you think.. 1182 01:25:06,967 --> 01:25:08,659 father just stop it. Please! 1183 01:25:08,779 --> 01:25:12,069 no, please sir, no look.. 1184 01:25:12,351 --> 01:25:13,505 aahhh... 1185 01:25:13,799 --> 01:25:16,040 you're probably wondering how thing's turn out. 1186 01:25:16,738 --> 01:25:19,101 well.. commisioner black-listed mom, 1187 01:25:19,221 --> 01:25:22,805 and vouch she never see another building project pass inspection 1188 01:25:22,925 --> 01:25:25,224 for as long as they're both live. 1189 01:25:26,244 --> 01:25:28,673 Theresa shoots for an on-line fashion magazine. 1190 01:25:28,793 --> 01:25:30,391 she's doing so weel. 1191 01:25:30,511 --> 01:25:32,539 i love it, i love it. - it's perfect. 1192 01:25:37,011 --> 01:25:38,474 as far as mom and i go.. 1193 01:25:39,068 --> 01:25:41,819 i forgave her for turning my marriage into a business plan 1194 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,625 after all, mom is mom. 1195 01:25:44,745 --> 01:25:48,182 and she did raise me after dad ran off to chase women. 1196 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:51,934 to prove his point, 1197 01:25:52,054 --> 01:25:53,800 Louis open a gourmet coffee shop. 1198 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,692 serving French Blend, House Blend 1199 01:25:55,812 --> 01:25:59,061 Light blend, colombian, and of course serenade... 1200 01:26:03,137 --> 01:26:04,372 dad married Angela. 1201 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:06,506 they had a baby girl who they named "Love". 1202 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:08,318 i'm crazy about it. 1203 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:10,898 having a baby sister is so fun. 1204 01:26:11,167 --> 01:26:12,171 and dad.. 1205 01:26:12,267 --> 01:26:14,334 actually seem to be behaving himself. 1206 01:26:26,526 --> 01:26:28,422 you guys are unbelievable. 1207 01:26:28,542 --> 01:26:29,603 stop it!! 1208 01:26:34,184 --> 01:26:35,324 it took a while, 1209 01:26:35,444 --> 01:26:37,137 but Nita and I became friends 1210 01:26:37,392 --> 01:26:38,237 on Facebook. 1211 01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:39,915 and last i check, 1212 01:26:40,035 --> 01:26:42,304 she's dating a guy, who also love 1213 01:26:42,424 --> 01:26:43,770 children and animals. 1214 01:26:56,276 --> 01:26:57,283 Harry.. 1215 01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:59,860 well, here's the part where you probably 1216 01:26:59,980 --> 01:27:01,833 expect me to get down on my knees 1217 01:27:01,953 --> 01:27:03,688 and ask Theresa to marry me. 1218 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:07,634 Don't people have to be dating to exchange valentine's day gifts? 1219 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:11,493 what's wrong with 2 friends exchanging gifts on valentine's day? 1220 01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:17,003 come on let's walk. -where to? 1221 01:27:17,298 --> 01:27:19,258 my place.. - your place? 1222 01:27:19,378 --> 01:27:21,002 yeah, i'll cook for you. 1223 01:27:21,657 --> 01:27:23,428 okay, i won't cook for you. 1224 01:27:24,288 --> 01:27:25,522 well, the truth is 1225 01:27:25,642 --> 01:27:27,321 i'm learning a lot more about life. 1226 01:27:27,441 --> 01:27:28,677 by staying single 1227 01:27:28,797 --> 01:27:30,260 and learning who i really am. 1228 01:27:30,569 --> 01:27:31,361 see.. 1229 01:27:31,481 --> 01:27:33,509 i've made it a point to live a little. 1230 01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:35,511 and see where life takes me. 1231 01:27:39,769 --> 01:27:42,668 -subscene-