7 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,504 Hiya! You're always fucking late, you, aren't you? 8 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,631 - Sorry. - Oh, it's good to see you. 9 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:13,799 And you. 10 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,050 - Come in. - You look really good. 11 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,969 Get in! - Is Jamie through there? 12 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,929 Yeah, they're in the living room, they're all in there. 13 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,723 - Cathy, your oven's not working. - Don't worry about it, it'll be all right. 14 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,892 - All right? 15 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,690 All right? 16 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,025 - How you doing? - Yeah, good. 17 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,486 - I made a bet you'd be on time tonight. - Sorry. 18 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,904 - Hiya! - Hiya. 19 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,698 I had a late shift at work. 20 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,741 - Well, you're here now. Beer? - Yeah, cheers. 21 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,785 And something to get you started. 22 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,079 - All right, Russ? - All right, Johnny. How you doing? 23 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,081 This is Damien. 24 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,708 All right, mate? 25 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,630 - Get that down you, warm your cockles. - Cheers. 26 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,552 - There you go. - Thanks, buddy. 27 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,558 - Here we are! 28 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:08,020 There's no poppadoms, I'm sorry, we're out. 29 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,354 What have we got? 30 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,565 Here, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! 31 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,360 Have you got a plate, Johnny? Hold on. 32 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,404 - We haven't got enough plates. - We haven't got enough plates. 33 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,240 - This is doing my head in. - Take these off me. 34 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,285 - Get lost. - It's all right, we'll share. 35 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:27,247 - Cath, have you got another plate? - Another plate? Have we not got enough? 36 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,498 No. 37 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,292 You need one, as well. Get two. 38 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,753 You can eat from the packet, you'll be fine. 39 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,465 I'll just have a small one. - I'll have any one. 40 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,801 Actually, you should have the small one cos you were late. 41 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,804 All right, this stag do, right, I'm thinking, a few... 42 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:46,016 couple of beers, go out, you know, sambucas, all that... 43 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,184 - strip club. - Definitely. 44 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,102 No, you're not having a stripper. 45 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:53,774 - No, no, no, you're not invited. - You're not having a stripper! 46 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,776 You've got to have a stripper. It's traditional, isn't it? 47 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,611 - It is traditional. - Tradition. 48 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,655 It's not traditional, it's foul. 49 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,823 I'm not going to have a stripper. I don't see why you should. 50 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,244 It's not foul. Get a classy one. It's just natural - get a classy one! 51 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,163 Russ, you wouldn't like a stripper, would you? 52 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,832 - I don't know, I don't... - Yeah, he's all right with a stripper, 53 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,584 in't you, eh? 54 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,628 Right? So... 55 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:18,131 Russ starts a little fire, nice and cosy in the middle of the field, 56 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,300 and before you know it these fifth years come along 57 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,344 and they're just adding wood and adding wood, 58 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:26,348 there's a big line of people just adding wood. The fire is fucking massive. 59 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,184 - The flames are higher than this house. 60 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,394 Look, I'm not joking! 61 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,437 - And then we are... And then... - It's true. 62 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,982 ...any minute, we're surrounded by police, 63 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,234 the whole perimeter of the entire field 64 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,696 with those million-power candle torches things. 65 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,199 - And an Astra burns on, full beam, 66 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,869 and we all scarper, you're fucking left there stoned out your mind! 67 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,000 You are coming on Sunday, aren't you? 68 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,295 You're joking? 69 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,090 I don't think I can handle it without you being there. 70 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,884 I can't wait, mate. 71 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,304 I've got Lois the sweetest little present. 72 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,222 - Yeah? - Yeah. 73 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:12,394 That's nice. Well, of course you have - that's why we made you the godfather. 74 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:16,732 - It's nice to see you, mate. - Yeah. 75 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,276 You've been keeping a low profile recently. 76 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,611 - Mmm. - Anything to tell? 77 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,034 Er... 78 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,037 Yeah, there's... there's a promotion at work. 79 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,080 - Ah, promotion. - Been doing a few extra shifts. 80 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,167 Come on, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in! 81 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,585 - All right? - All right, mate? 82 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,712 Here, give us that. 83 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,506 Eh? What do you reckon? 84 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:43,508 You look lovely. 85 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,428 You look lovely! - No, you look nice. 86 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,680 - I look like, er... 87 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,224 Kavana! - Kavana! 88 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,935 - QC? - You're always such a muppet! 89 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,980 Give us the thing. Where is it? 90 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,982 - Got a lighter? - Yeah. 91 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,609 I've gotta go, I'm knackered. 92 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,652 Oh, I'm having a really good night, let's keep it going. 93 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,489 Jamie, I've got to work in the morning, and I'm a bit stoned, 94 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,574 - but I'll see you on Sunday. - Yeah, all right, yeah. 95 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,951 It'll be fun. All right? 96 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,496 - Give my love to the little one. - Yeah, OK, mate. 97 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,207 - All right, mate, see ya. - Bye, mate. 98 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,238 - Morning. All right? 99 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,452 - How you feeling? - Pretty rough. 100 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,044 Gonna give me the coffee? 101 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,964 Thank you! 102 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,676 Ooh! Shit. 103 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,637 It's all right, don't worry about it. 104 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,306 What time do you start work? 105 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,600 Er, 10 o'clock. 106 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,895 - Got a bit of time, then. - Mmm. 107 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,022 Get back into bed. 108 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,613 - You were pretty wasted last night. 109 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,866 - Sorry. - Don't have to apologise. 110 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,785 Was I a dick? 111 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,205 I had to save you from the Hobbit. 112 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,044 Don't be nasty. He was all right. 113 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,506 - Bit camp. 114 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,299 Nice smile though. 115 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,803 Is that what you go for, a nice smile? 116 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,346 No. 117 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,891 Just little people. 118 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,149 What? 119 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,028 - Have I got morning breath? - No, quite the contrary. 120 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,239 - Have you brushed your teeth? - No. 121 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,741 - I can smell toothpaste. - So? 122 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:47,163 Now you've broken an unwritten rule, because now you smell all minty fresh 123 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,708 - and I smell of cock and bum! 124 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,642 So, did you like the club? 125 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,442 - Did you like the club? 126 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,402 Not really, no! 127 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,862 I hated it. 128 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,864 Right, you ready, then? 129 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,866 For what? 130 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,368 You can't get out of it now, you promised me, 131 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,955 - and I've come for my pound of flesh. - I thought you were joking. 132 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,083 Course not. Do you think I would have slept with you otherwise? 133 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,089 - Well, I'm not doing it. - Oh, yeah, you are! 134 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,134 What kind of stuff is it you want me to say? 135 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,011 Er, anything you like. 136 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,263 Just talk about last night, you know, what happened, 137 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,891 what you wanted to happen. It's up to you, really. 138 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,101 - Why? - Just because. 139 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,854 - It's for an art project? - Yeah. 140 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:56,065 And you're just gonna lie there and record me speaking. 141 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,192 Exactly. 142 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,527 And people are going to listen to it. 143 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,613 If you make the grade, yeah. 144 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,284 Oh, come on. Erm... 145 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,789 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 146 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,334 Just start from the beginning when you first saw me. 147 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,505 - I don't know, I just saw you. - Oh, come on, stop stalling. Just talk. 148 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,757 All right. 149 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,969 OK. Erm... 150 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,722 I saw you in the club 151 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,183 and I thought you were... 152 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,520 I thought you were out of my league or whatever. 153 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,314 - Erm, I liked your T-shirt a lot. - What league are you in? 154 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,900 I don't know. Erm... 155 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,320 third division? 156 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,280 I don't think you believe that for a moment. 157 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,157 Then you, erm... 158 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:50,370 followed me into the toilets and tried to eye me up at the urinal - hot. 159 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,957 Well, you left. 160 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,209 - And then I left. - Why? 161 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,253 There was someone else I wanted, but by the time I found him 162 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,963 he was with someone else, so... 163 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,090 So I was your second choice? 164 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,260 Why does that matter? 165 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,264 - This is a stupid fucking conversation. 166 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,515 Did you hear that? 167 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,642 Queer? - No. 168 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,732 Oh, look! 169 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,984 Queer! - Glen... 170 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,444 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 171 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,489 - Glen. Please just close the fucking window. - Leave him alone! 172 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,491 Fuck off! - What did you say? 173 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,785 Fuck off! - I swear to God, if you don't quit, 174 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:34,581 I'm gonna come down there and fucking rape your holes, do you hear me? 175 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:45,174 - Ooh, it's cold out there. - Sorry, what... what was that? 176 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,843 That was fun. 177 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,305 They're gonna fucking chuck bricks through my windows. 178 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,557 You live 14 flights up. 179 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,062 "I'm going to rape your holes"? 180 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:03,026 Fucking hell. 181 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,529 Who says that? Who... 182 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:16,414 And, erm... Yeah, we came back here, didn't we, obviously. 183 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,959 And, er, I offered you a drink, I think, 184 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,045 although I can't really remember. 185 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,297 Erm... 186 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,216 And then you kissed me in the hallway, in my hallway. 187 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,552 - And I groped you. - Did you? 188 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,679 And you groped me. 189 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,600 And I was happy to feel you had a big dick 190 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:39,228 and it was throbbing in your trousers, 191 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,440 which was surprising because you were so drunk. 192 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,944 And then we went into the bedroom. 193 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,072 Can you remember what you wanted to happen? 194 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,074 Mmm, nope. 195 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,201 What about when I took your top off? 196 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,119 Nope. 197 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,372 I wanted to lick your pits. 198 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,582 I've got a thing about pits. 199 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,334 - Come on, lift up. - No. 200 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,336 - Let me have a see. - No. 201 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,545 Come on. 202 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,672 - No! - Why not? 203 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,048 - Cos it's weird. - It's not weird. 204 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,925 - Yes, it is, it's weird. - Let me have a look. 205 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,385 No. 206 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,470 You're pathetic. 207 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,972 Stingy bitch, open up. 208 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,098 All right. 209 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,226 I'll show you, OK? But don't touch my pits. 210 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,436 - God, what is this, a museum? 211 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,771 Open! 212 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,398 OK. 213 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,360 See? Very nice. Good amount of hair. 214 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:32,323 And then, er, you started to jack me off. 215 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,076 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 216 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,121 - Nope. I didn't. - I thought you were too drunk to remember. 217 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,332 We were in the hallway and we were kissing, 218 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,751 and like you said, you took my shirt off. 219 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,378 Erm... 220 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,383 I remember that because I was really sweaty 221 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,552 and I was worried that I was going to be all smelly. 222 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,679 - You were fine. - Good. Thank you. 223 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,848 - Then what? - Erm... 224 00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,393 OK, then you started kissing my ears and then you kissed my neck 225 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,520 and then you kissed my... 226 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,108 then you kissed my hand, which was... 227 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,360 Yeah. 228 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,951 Did you wish my cock was bigger? 229 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,745 No. 230 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,414 Have you had many cut cocks? 231 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,166 Why do you ask that? 232 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,501 I couldn't work out if you were... 233 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,337 pretending to be the type of boy who didn't suck many cocks 234 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,841 or you... you actually were that type of boy. 235 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,094 And this is what you were thinking about, is it, when we were having sex? 236 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,638 What about when I was playing with your arsehole? 237 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,516 - Why do you ask these things? - Too hard, too soft? 238 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,185 It was fine. 239 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,770 Erm... 240 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,107 - It was too hard, maybe. - So why didn't you say anything? 241 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,568 And you didn't want me to fuck you. 242 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,320 No, I didn't. 243 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,946 Why? 244 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,492 - Just because. - You're not into the... 245 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,243 It's not that, it's just... 246 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:03,539 Would it have made you feel too gay? 247 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,879 In fact, are you actually out? 248 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,215 - Yes. - Are you sure about that? 249 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,518 I just thought that we were having a really nice time 250 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,605 and it was lovely, it was more than enough for me, 251 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:32,026 so, erm, sorry, Glen, if I don't make your grade. 252 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,630 - How do you save it? - Er... 253 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,757 You've done it, that's fine. 254 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,636 So, then. 255 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,392 Did you have a good time last night? 256 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,352 Last night was sweet, yeah. 257 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,815 Well, it was a delight to meet you. And you really do have a lovely home. 258 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,358 Thank you. 259 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,784 See you soon. 260 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,054 Queer! 261 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,986 Fuck it. 262 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:59,066 Ain't looking like a big boy now though, cos that bitch ain't even clean downstairs, 263 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,277 I don't want to tell you the destruction that was going on down there. 264 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,405 - Really? - - It weren't clean! 265 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,449 Anyhow, I'm thinking, "What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?" 266 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:10,453 I'm like, "All right, I'm not gonna get hard, fuck it, I'll use the finger." 267 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:14,290 Turn the lights off, and start thinking of something nice while I finger her, 268 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,209 get fucking squelching it down, I might be able to get hard later. 269 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,087 Got two fingers, like the scissor thing, 270 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,714 three fingers, four fingers, 271 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,591 got my fucking whole hand in like that. 272 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,469 Fucking jab her and that. Aargh, get in there, you bastard! 273 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,597 - Anyway, I didn't fucking shag her. - I was gonna say, what the fuck, like? 274 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,974 Fuckin' hell, he's on his phone, isn't he? 275 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,561 Who are you fucking talking to? You get lucky as well, did you, son? 276 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,940 - No, no. - No? Ah, he's a fucking shy one, isn't he? 277 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,233 Don't worry, it weren't Becky. 278 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,235 It weren't Becky. You can fucking have her, mate. 279 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,197 Bring your rubber gloves next time and we'll fucking go twos up, eh? 280 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,367 - Do the David Seaman on her. - Shut up! 281 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,182 Afternoon. 282 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,229 There you go, you might need it. 283 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,941 - Cheers. - That's all right. 284 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,778 Chin-chin. 285 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,007 What a beauty. 286 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,926 Thank you. 287 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:53,514 I got it in a charity shop for, like, 3 quid, it was a bargain. 288 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,686 So, do you enjoy your job? 289 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,147 Yeah, it's all right. 290 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:05,025 There's nothing wrong with being a lifeguard, you know. 291 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,361 I didn't say there was. 292 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,155 I'm just saying. 293 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,867 I was in the swimming team with one of my schools, so... 294 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,165 - You ever save anyone's life? - Yeah. 295 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,624 Really? 296 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,418 - Yeah. 297 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,921 What's funny about that? I've saved loads of people's lives. 298 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:30,092 Old people mainly, but I've been a lifeguard for years, so it's... 299 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,554 Someone drowned once. 300 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,348 - I was off duty though, so... - Oh, shame. 301 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,725 Yeah, I know. 302 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,361 Fuck me! 303 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,071 You all right? 304 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,202 You need to stop smoking, mate. 305 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,329 It's all right, I'll get you a free day pass. 306 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,500 This is a nice place you've brought me to. 307 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,711 So what do you do now? I can't really remember, sorry. 308 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,881 - I work in the gallery in town. - That's right, I remember. 309 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,257 Have you ever been? 310 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,468 No. That's the ugly one, right? 311 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,137 - Do you like art? - Yeah. 312 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,806 It doesn't matter if you don't. 313 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:22,436 No, I like art. Just because I haven't been to a gallery doesn't mean I don't. 314 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,857 Have you travelled much? 315 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:28,776 No, not really. 316 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,904 - Have you ever been to America? - No, I'd like to though. 317 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,781 Listen, want a backie? 318 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,659 No. 319 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,914 You can't be... No, I can't. 320 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,583 - Come on, put your leg over. - Fuck's sake! 321 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,835 I look like a twat! 322 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,879 - Oh, Jesus. Ah, fuck! 323 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,840 You on? OK, put your arms around my waist. 324 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,343 Come on, there we go. Do you feel safe? 325 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,221 - No! - Good. 326 00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,224 - You ready? - This is a bad idea! 327 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,435 - It's a brilliant idea. 328 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,276 - Whoo-ooo! 329 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,528 Scream if you want to go faster! 330 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,282 I like all your stuff. 331 00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,783 Thanks. 332 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,703 Looks like you raided a charity shop. 333 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,164 Yeah. 334 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,501 I hate new stuff, you know? 335 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,175 - What are you writing? - Nothing. 336 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,515 Like this mug, for example. 337 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:28,479 This was probably owned by some lovely little old lady with a moustache. 338 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:29,605 Mmm. 339 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:33,484 And she bought it and it was her favourite thing in the whole wide world, 340 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,612 and then she died, gave it to her grandchildren, 341 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:40,282 they hated it, sold it, 342 00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:42,451 then bought an Xbox or a Wii 343 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:47,289 - or some flat-pack wardrobe from Ikea. - Mmm. 344 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,378 And now I've got it, and I like it. 345 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,631 - It's a very costly mug. - What do you mean? 346 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,258 To be able to buy a Wii... 347 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,345 or an Xbox. 348 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,265 I don't even know how much those things are. 349 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,393 Do you want milk, sugar? 350 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,146 Yeah, one of those. 351 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,773 OK. 352 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,319 Just got to wait for the kettle to boil. 353 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,116 Are you hungry? 354 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,283 No. 355 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,577 I've got some nice pitta bread. 356 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,329 I'm fine. 357 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:30,374 Well, I'm starving, so I'm going to have to eat. 358 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,500 OK. 359 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:34,962 I've been thinking about this morning and your tape thing. 360 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,588 Mm-hm. 361 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,674 - It's for an art project, yeah? - Yeah. 362 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,720 So is that what you want to be, you want to be an artist? 363 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,513 Kind of. 364 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,268 So, and you really don't have to tell me, 365 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,187 how is your tape art project 366 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:59,153 just going to be an art project and not people talking dirty? 367 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,197 You think talking about sex is dirty? 368 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,824 You know what I mean. 369 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,535 It's just I'm not sure if... 370 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,165 ...people want to hear about the random sex life of strangers. 371 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,127 You just don't want people hearing about your sex life. 372 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,045 That's true. 373 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,966 Imagine if everybody was just open 374 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,010 about what they did and that everything was normal. 375 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,221 - Yeah, but people are open, aren't they? - Are they? 376 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,767 There was this guy in work today, 377 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,685 I'm just sat there having my lunch, 378 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:34,646 and he starts talking about how many fingers he can put up a girl's fanny. 379 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,940 But was he gay? 380 00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:38,734 - No. - Well, there you go, then. 381 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,903 You like a lot of condiments, don't you? 382 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,946 I love my condiments. 383 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,741 Gay people never talk about it in public 384 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,411 unless it's just cheap innuendo. 385 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,624 I think it's cos they're ashamed. 386 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,920 Maybe it's just they're a little bit embarrassed. 387 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,922 Isn't that the same thing? 388 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,174 It smells of spunk. 389 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,093 Anyway, that tape thing isn't really about sex at all. 390 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,179 Really? 391 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,556 But I know what artists sound like when they talk about their work, 392 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,267 so I'm not going to sit and sound like a cunt. 393 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,394 Well, it's a good job you're not an artist yet, then, isn't it? 394 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,522 Ooh, very funny! 395 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,651 Come on, tell me. I'm interested. 396 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,738 All right. 397 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,076 Well, you know what it's like when you first sleep with someone you don't know? 398 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,452 Yeah. 399 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:36,583 It's... You, like, become this blank canvas 400 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:40,629 and it gives you an opportunity to project onto that canvas who you want to be. 401 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:45,384 And that's what's interesting, because everybody does it. 402 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:50,389 - So, do you think that I did it? - Course you did. 403 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,976 Well, what happens is, 404 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,645 while you're projecting who you want to be, 405 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,400 this gap opens up between who you want to be 406 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,402 and who you really are, 407 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,321 and in that gap, it shows you 408 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:10,117 what's stopping you becoming who you want to be. 409 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,411 And all of this from talking about sex? 410 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,123 All of that from talking about sex. 411 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,501 Interesting. 412 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,628 I like it. 413 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:26,174 I'm not sure that I totally understand what you're saying, but... 414 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,302 Yeah, all this sounds better in my head, I don't think I've explained... 415 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,512 No, no, no, no, no. 416 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,181 I'm interested. I'm really interested. 417 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,725 So what are you gonna do? 418 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:38,437 - Are you just gonna play the recordings out loud... - I don't know, I don't know. 419 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:43,901 The problem is that no one's gonna come and see it, because it's about gay sex. 420 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:48,989 So the gays will only come because they want a glimpse of a cock and they'll be... 421 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:53,243 And the straights won't come because, well, it's got nothing to do with their world. 422 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,373 They'll go and see pictures of refugees or murder or rape, 423 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,959 but gay sex? Fuck off. 424 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,213 Fuck it. 425 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,215 Doesn't matter, does it? 426 00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:10,552 I'd come. 427 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,973 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would. 428 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,977 OK, maybe I... 429 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,106 Maybe I wouldn't come. 430 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,868 Make sure you put your thumb over the hole. 431 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:37,371 - Do you want me to light it for you? - Yeah. 432 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,458 Tuck in. 433 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,051 Here, do it again. 434 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,141 That's it. 435 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,108 Are you out to your parents? 436 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:10,362 Are you out to your parents? You don't look like the kind of boy who would be. 437 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,032 Well... 438 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,452 - Well what? - It's complicated. 439 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:20,580 It's not complicated, you just have to do it. 440 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,333 I came out to mine on Mother's Day. 441 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,003 - How old were you? - Sixteen. 442 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,255 - Did they freak out? - No. 443 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:32,259 I told them nature or nurture, it's your fault, so get over it. 444 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,052 Good answer. 445 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:39,516 - I would, but... - But what? 446 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,605 I don't really know my parents. 447 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,901 Actually, I don't know who they are at all. 448 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,033 That's interesting. 449 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,201 It's fine. 450 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,455 So what happened? 451 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,043 Well, erm... 452 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,255 I moved around in foster homes until I was about 16. 453 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,508 Mm-hm. Fuck. 454 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,804 I met my best mate there, Jamie, when we were 12. 455 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:22,184 Er, yeah, it was nice, we just went around as a pair. 456 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,228 Fucking hell. What was it like? 457 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,189 What? 458 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,192 Being in care. 459 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,696 It was fine. I mean, I wasn't abused or anything. 460 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,823 Shame. You should have got a refund. 461 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,120 - So, does... does he know about you? - Who? 462 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,122 - Jamie. - Yeah. 463 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,875 Yeah, I'm like his brother, really. 464 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,336 Everyone knows about me in my friends. 465 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,171 The close ones anyway. 466 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:56,984 What? 467 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:06,311 Is it really wrong that I'm finding the whole... orphan thing pretty sexy? 468 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,816 Oh, my God. 469 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,569 What's wrong with you? 470 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,739 Sorry, I think it's the weed! 471 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,868 Are you serious... Are you laughing at my childhood tragedy? 472 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:27,499 I just got an image of you as Oliver with Mr Bumble! 473 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,087 Oh, fucking hell. 474 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,131 - I'm a bad person. - Yeah, you are. 475 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:37,425 - I'm a terrible cunt. - You're a terrible cunt. 476 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:31,331 So, do you live with Gill all the time? 477 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,083 Er, yeah, she's my flatmate. 478 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,710 She's all right, she keeps out the way. 479 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,880 - I quite liked her. - Yeah, she's a good girl. 480 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,634 Well, thank you for this afternoon. 481 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,344 Er, thank you. 482 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:47,138 Erm, so I'll give you a call later. 483 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,099 - OK. - OK. 484 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,101 I will. 485 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,479 Bye. 486 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,621 - All right? - Hello again. Look... 487 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,873 there's something I didn't tell you. 488 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,375 Have you got a boyfriend? 489 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,878 No, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't do boyfriends. Erm... 490 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,756 I'm going away tomorrow. 491 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,927 - Cool, where are you going? - Portland. It's in Oregon. 492 00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:28,096 Very nice. How long are you going for? 493 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:30,890 About two years, I think, maybe more. 494 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:35,603 Oh, I thought you meant, like, for a holiday or something. 495 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,523 No, I'm doing a course. Erm... 496 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:43,570 "Contemporary Perspectives of Modern Art in the 21st Century." 497 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,324 So you're doing an art course. 498 00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,493 - Glen, that's... that's really great. - I should have said something. 499 00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:51,745 No. 500 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,290 It's fine. It's... It's great. 501 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:58,418 Honestly, you... you didn't have to tell me. 502 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,545 Honestly - an art course. 503 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,924 You... You get to be a proper cunt now. 504 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,262 I've told you now, so I'm gonna go. 505 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,977 Hey, erm, what are you doing tonight? Cos I'm having some drinks with some friends 506 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,313 and it would be pretty cool if you came along, 507 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:22,442 but it's up to you, cos I don't wanna kind of put pressure on you or anything, 508 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:25,070 so I'll send you a text or something 509 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,197 and then you can come or not come 510 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,492 and it's up to you, it doesn't matter either way, OK? 511 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,660 All right, all right, all right. 512 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,877 - All right? All right? 513 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,504 - How you doing? - Yeah, not too bad, yeah. You all right? 514 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,549 Look, Cathy's gone up town with Lois - do you want to come round? 515 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:12,552 - Are you up to anything? - Has she? Erm... 516 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,722 I might have plans later, actually. 517 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,974 Oh. All right. Well... 518 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,478 Erm, going out, party, I think. 519 00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:25,106 - OK, what, like a work thing? - No. 520 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:28,443 Er, no, I've actually... I met somebody. Someone I met. 521 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,069 - Oh, right, oh, nice one! - Yeah. 522 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,822 When did you meet them? 523 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:35,867 Er, I met him last night at Propaganda. It's a gay bar. 524 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,995 You said you were going home when you left. 525 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,663 Mmm, yeah, sorry, mate. 526 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:44,292 I was going home, but I was just on the bus and I was thinking, 527 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,504 so I just... I changed my mind, so, sorry. 528 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,881 No, that's all right. What's his name, then? 529 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,509 - Glen. - Glen? 530 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,552 Well, look, why don't you bring him tomorrow? 531 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:56,513 No. No way. 532 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,348 Go on, it'll be fine! 533 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,642 - No. - What's the problem? 534 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:04,521 - OK. - Well, it's up to you, whatever. 535 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,942 - Listen, he's going away anyway, so... - Oh, right, I see. 536 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,903 I've got to go, Jamie, so I'll catch you in a bit. 537 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,490 - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Yeah, all right. You'd better be there. 538 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,617 All right, mate. Bye, bye, bye. 539 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,744 He's had a girlfriend too, for like... 540 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,664 He's been going out with her for two months and he hasn't even fingered her. 541 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:50,126 - Definitely looks gay. - Have you seen his walk? 542 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,509 - And his voice too. - Oh, yeah, his voice. 543 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:02,805 He probably does straightening, like. Conditions his hair every morning. 544 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,974 He gets up at half-seven so his mum can do his hair. 545 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,893 - Have you seen his Facebook statuses? - No. 546 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,353 There's about 40 a day. 547 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,856 All right? What can I get you? - All right, mate. Do you do bitter? 548 00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:55,983 - Yeah. - Can I get two pints of bitter? 549 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,602 - I got you a drink. 550 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,188 - I don't like beer. - Do you not? 551 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,481 Afraid not. 552 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:36,983 Sorry. 553 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,319 Why this place, Glen? 554 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:45,533 It's a bit more fun, isn't it, than your normal, erm... normal gay bar? 555 00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:49,662 I'm surprised you came. 556 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:53,583 Really? 557 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:56,502 - Little bit. - Well, I'm here now. 558 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,212 - Good. - Cheers. 559 00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,505 Hi! 560 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,883 We've got a new member of the group, let's not make a fuss about it. 561 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:05,553 This is Russell, everybody. This is Cock 1, Cock 2, Cock 3, 562 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:07,346 Dolly Parton, Cock 4, Lorna, 563 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,432 you know Gill already. - And this is all... 564 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,643 - I'm Russell, nice to meet you. 565 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,022 I went on the bed with a hard-on 566 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:18,733 and I heard all this clanging and things coming out of bags 567 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:22,320 and zips and poppers and things, and I... he was there for ages... 568 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,280 Hey! 569 00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:26,032 Well done. Here we go! 570 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:30,578 One, two, three, four, five... Go! 571 00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:35,458 Anyway, so I was lying on the bed waiting for him, 572 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,126 and after about 10 minutes of this, 573 00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:40,505 it was like, I was starting to lose my hard-on because it was getting boring, 574 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:45,510 and then he walked in and he was fully done up in leather, like boots and things 575 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,178 and chaps and everything, 576 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,347 and he was much older than his picture said, 577 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,808 and he walked in and I was like, "Oh, fuck!". 578 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:55,812 And he just put his boot on my bed and he went, "Lick my fucking boots!". 579 00:46:55,938 --> 00:47:01,317 And I went like, "Er, I don't think so, I think I'll pass actually." 580 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,569 And he was like, "Lick my fucking boots!". 581 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:08,741 Sorry, guys, can I squeeze past? 582 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,660 All right, how are you? 583 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,621 I'd leave him to it, if I were you. 584 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:15,957 What's he doing? 585 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,627 Well, he's just started phase one of the attack. 586 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,133 The whole straight narrative is there for you to inherit, it's just there. 587 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,136 There to shape your foundations, to set you up... 588 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,849 boy meets girl, they fall in love, they go skipping through the meadows 589 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,810 and that's how your life is set. Everything is there. 590 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,312 All the books, all the films, all the TV shows, 591 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:40,481 everything is just inherited, given to you. 592 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,818 I think he does like you though. I mean, he wouldn't let me listen to the tape, 593 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,529 and he always lets me listen to the tapes, so... 594 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,030 you must have made some kind of impression. 595 00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:52,285 I'm quite glad he didn't let you have a listen to the tape, to be honest with you. 596 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,619 Yet! 597 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:57,123 He didn't let me listen to it yet - there's still time! 598 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,333 What, is it dirty? Is it? 599 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,502 - No, no! - Proper sordid? 600 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:02,628 No. 601 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:05,131 Oh, boring. Them ones are the best. 602 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,175 - I took umbrage with the loud noise. - You didn't take... 603 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:11,220 - You make a loud... You made a loud noise. - You didn't make umbrage with the loud noise. 604 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:15,057 You made umbrage with the fact that you've got a load of gay people in a straight bar. 605 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:17,602 That's what you've got your problem with. Admit it, just admit it. 606 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,437 - No... - Absolutely admit it. 607 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:24,901 The thing is, Glen likes to be a big fish, not a little tiddler. 608 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:28,362 I mean, to be honest, I think he's gonna bottle it. 609 00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,698 - Can you keep a secret? - Yeah. 610 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:32,867 Some of us have got a little bet. 611 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,077 That's not very supportive. 612 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,746 Supportive? No. 613 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,789 No, I just understand him, that's all. 614 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,792 He does this. I mean like, once, 615 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,878 he signed up to teach in Africa. 616 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,421 I think it was Africa. 617 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:48,341 It was just when he split up with John. Has he told you about John? 618 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,593 No, no, he hasn't told me about John. To be honest with you, I don't really think... 619 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,219 That was way back when he did boyfriends. 620 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:56,515 The sexuality... The sexuality of the loud noise was not an issue with me, 621 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:58,893 - it was the fact that the noise was loud. - The sexuality of the loud noise? 622 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,561 It was the fact that the noise was loud. 623 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:03,356 Oh, right, so it's just merely a matter of decibels. 624 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:08,069 He used to cheat on him a lot, John did, and Glen was like, "It doesn't matter," 625 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:11,697 but it would matter to me, and then at the end of the relationship, 626 00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:14,533 he was in the park, cruising, and he got beaten up. 627 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,035 What, Glen did? 628 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:18,162 No, no, not Glen. John. 629 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:20,665 Volume is the issue. That's it. - The volume. 630 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:25,086 Just ruining your night. We're just here ruining your night, is that the problem? 631 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,338 Look at us holding hands! Look! 632 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:34,303 What? 633 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,138 Nothing. 634 00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:39,058 - You look like you want to kiss me. - I do. 635 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,852 Go on, then. 636 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,563 No, not here. I can't... I can't here. 637 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,070 Oh! 638 00:49:57,285 --> 00:49:58,953 Ah, thank you. 639 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,873 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 640 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,667 What do you mean? 641 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:06,794 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 642 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,775 Don't you think your mates are going to be a little bit pissed off? 643 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,111 - Why? - Well... 644 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,281 I mean, we just marched out of there. 645 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,034 You practically pushed me out of the door, I didn't even say goodbye to anybody, 646 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,620 - you didn't say goodbye to anybody. - Yeah, I don't do goodbyes. 647 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:46,500 I actually had quite good fun in there. It was all right. 648 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:50,129 I liked your friends. It was quite nice being around gay people. 649 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,881 - Oh, don't do it. - Don't do what? 650 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,632 - I know what you're gonna say. - What? 651 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:58,179 You're gonna say, "Oh, it's nice being around people of my own kind, my own people", 652 00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:02,016 "they think the same as me, we talk about all the same things, 653 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:06,062 "we've got the same things in common." But it's just not like that, you know? 654 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:10,608 This is David Lane. - Essentially they're all just idiots. 655 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:14,278 - This tram is for Phoenix Park. - Except they dance a lot more. 656 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:16,781 The next stop is Highbury Vale. 657 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,868 So what do you think of Gill? 658 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:23,537 - Yeah, she was nice. 659 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,664 You're such a fucking liar. 660 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:30,211 Ah, it's nothing. 661 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,922 I wouldn't want anybody... 662 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:35,299 - talking badly about my mates. - What is it? 663 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:37,927 - Honestly, it's nothing. - Fucking spit it out. 664 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,181 I don't know, Glen. I just... 665 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:47,478 She's not very supportive, you know, or understanding about... 666 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:50,564 And this is only from what I've spoken to her about, but I didn't... 667 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,608 She just wasn't very supportive and that's what you want, isn't it, 668 00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:58,322 you want your mates to be understanding and to support your ideas and... 669 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,574 - I don't know. - What the fuck did she say? 670 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,368 She didn't say anything, she didn't say anything. 671 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:06,455 It was just... It was just an impression I got. 672 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,627 Anyway, it's none of my business to start talking about that kind of stuff, is it? 673 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,887 I can't wait to get the fuck out of here, to be honest. 674 00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:24,223 - No, you don't mean that. - I do. 675 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,724 Maybe I don't. 676 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,768 Just my friends - sometimes they're like... 677 00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:30,187 a noose around my neck, do you know what I mean? 678 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,440 No. I've got to be honest with you, I don't really know what you mean. 679 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:36,777 It's like when you've had the same friends for too long, they become like... 680 00:52:36,903 --> 00:52:39,155 everything becomes cemented. 681 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:44,785 - What, and that's a bad thing, is it? - Of course it's a bad thing. 682 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:48,664 I don't want to be in fucking concrete, thank you very much. 683 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:53,085 It's like they won't let you... they won't let you be any version of yourself 684 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:56,172 except an old version, or the version that they want you to be. 685 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:59,967 - I hope that's not true. - You know it's true. 686 00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:02,845 Who wants to know they're in the shit? 687 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,473 If they see you trying to crawl out, they're very happy to drag you back in. 688 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,851 Oh, and that's what you're trying to do, is it? 689 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:12,479 You're trying to drag yourself out of the shit! 690 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:13,939 I'm trying to... 691 00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,651 redraw myself. 692 00:53:18,486 --> 00:53:21,363 - Of course. You being the artist that you are. - Exactly, exactly. 693 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,658 But everyone keeps fucking hiding my pencil. 694 00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:42,176 Hiya, can we get two cars, please? 695 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,803 - Have you got three quid? - Yep. 696 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,472 There we go. 697 00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:51,352 - I'm gonna kill you. - Oh-ho-ho, are you sure about that? 698 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:52,937 There you go. 699 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,397 Thank you. 700 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:00,653 Scream if you wanna go faster! 701 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,370 Fuck you! 702 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,600 Remember, this was pre-internet so, you know, it was, like, 703 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:35,062 there wasn't any "straight boy goes gay for pay" websites 704 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:39,692 or stick-a-monster-cock- up-your-arse-and-ear. Com. 705 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:45,781 But my mum had this VHS of A Room With A View. 706 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:48,033 - Have you seen it? - Yeah. I think I have. 707 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,953 Is that the one with all the poshies 708 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:53,038 - in all the houses and stuff? - Yeah. 709 00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:56,834 Well, they've got that, but also they've got this scene where all the boys go running 710 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,211 - naked round the lake. - Oh, I see. 711 00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:03,299 And I'd frozen the video just on the moment when you could see Rupert Graves' cock 712 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:06,427 and you know what it's like when you pause video, it's shuddering. 713 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,886 Yeah. 714 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:10,180 And I was tanking away and there it was, 715 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,976 and I spaffed up a huge spiderweb of juvenile semen... 716 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:16,478 ...just as my mate walked in. 717 00:55:16,604 --> 00:55:17,604 Oh, my God! 718 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,940 And he looked at me and he looked at the TV screen 719 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:22,943 and he saw Rupert Graves' shuddering cock and he knew. 720 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:28,532 - What did he say? - He called me a faggot, he called me a queer. 721 00:55:29,534 --> 00:55:33,454 But the weird thing was, in that moment, I could see myself through his eyes, you know? 722 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:37,041 I could see what I looked like. And you know what? 723 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,668 - You didn't care? - I didn't care. Exactly. 724 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:45,132 I thought, if he wants to see me as some horny little faggotty, angry child, 725 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:48,510 then that's fine with me, doesn't make any difference. 726 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:50,846 - Are you still friends with him? - Nah. 727 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:55,726 I wasn't friends with anyone else after he told the rest of the school. 728 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,603 That's awful, Glen. 729 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,480 It is what it is. 730 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:39,353 - Shall we have another little cheeky one? - Yeah. 731 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:57,413 - Oh, Glen, Glen, Glen! - Whoo! I'm just breaking some ice! 732 00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:01,125 - You haven't met my neighbours, they're nuts. - I'm breaking the ice with your neighbours. 733 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,044 - Frankie upstairs will be going nuts, dying. 734 00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,171 There's something I didn't tell you today. 735 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,674 Do you have a boyfriend? 736 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,511 - Yeah, that's exactly it. I've got a boyfriend. - Oh, fuck me! 737 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:13,929 No. 738 00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:16,223 - No, you know your tape thing? - Yeah. 739 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:19,893 I've got something kind of similar. 740 00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:22,271 Really? What do you mean? 741 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:27,484 Well, obviously mine's private and not public like yours. 742 00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:30,696 - Why am I telling you this? - Well, then why do you do it? 743 00:57:32,323 --> 00:57:33,949 I don't know, just do. 744 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,453 He was good-looking and normal, which was nice. 745 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,955 - He's not too camp. 746 00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:42,916 On the third date he told me that when he came out to his parents, 747 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,127 they refused to ever talk about it. 748 00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:47,754 He said he didn't care but it was obvious he did. 749 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:51,133 Then to stop us talking about it, he sang me a song. 750 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:53,385 Fucking hell! 751 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,388 Dickhead! 752 00:57:56,514 --> 00:58:00,851 I was mortified, and I wanted Jamie to be there listening to it 753 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:04,396 because I'm sure he would have found it funny. 754 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:08,484 And I knew that I could never see him again, but I stayed that night anyway... 755 00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:11,278 - Aww... because I didn't want him to feel bad. 756 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:13,030 Samaritan. 757 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:16,617 Did you tell Jamie about it? 758 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:22,498 - Shut up! - And you send it to the back of my throat. 759 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,291 Ready? Come on. 760 00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:26,627 - It's quite sexy. - OK. 761 00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:31,507 Beautiful. Good start. 762 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:33,383 Do you want to have a go? 763 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,302 Let's make it happen, come on. 764 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,848 One, two, three. 765 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:43,519 Isn't that amazing? 766 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:46,480 I followed him around the sauna for a while, 767 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:51,443 and I was so nervous that I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get an erection. 768 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,197 We went into the cabin but he wouldn't kiss me. 769 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,075 All he wanted to do was suck me off and get me to come in his mouth, 770 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:02,037 which I did, but he wouldn't let me touch him or anything, and then he left. 771 00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:05,582 And I saw him later as I was getting changed and he ignored me. 772 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:09,795 And it was then that I noticed he had a wedding ring on. 773 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:13,507 I felt bad and weird - bad for me but also for his wife... 774 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:16,468 and I wondered if when he got home and he kissed her 775 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:18,528 she could smell me on him, and I wondered if the 776 00:59:18,529 --> 00:59:20,305 kids were waiting for him in their bedrooms, 777 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:23,016 wanting to say good night to their dad, but... 778 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,687 he was late because he was sucking me off in the sauna. 779 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,480 So. 780 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,070 What? 781 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:37,823 I met this guy who was nice. 782 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,825 I've called him Paul Smith, 783 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,996 but that wasn't his name because I can't remember his name, 784 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,832 but it was the aftershave he was wearing. 785 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:50,335 He had a really nice flat near the cemetery 786 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:52,921 and I think he worked in design. 787 00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:59,386 He told me his parents were fine about him being gay, which must have been good, 788 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:02,347 and he had photos of them on his wall. 789 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:08,353 He asked if he could fuck me, I told him I'd never done it before 790 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,064 and that he needed to be careful. 791 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:14,151 I can remember being paranoid about the condom coming off 792 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:17,946 and me getting AIDS and everybody would think I was scum. 793 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:25,704 He wouldn't give me his number because he said he had a boyfriend. 794 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,789 On the bus I felt so ashamed and shitty. 795 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:30,167 When I got back I puked up and spent the rest of the day in bed 796 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:32,252 thinking about all kinds of stuff. 797 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,060 Have I freaked you out? 798 01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,187 No, it's just enough now. 799 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:55,942 I have, haven't I? I've freaked you out, I've freaked you out. Do you think I'm a freak? 800 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,070 You are a freak, but that's all right. 801 01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:05,952 What did this guy look like? 802 01:01:08,122 --> 01:01:09,706 Why? 803 01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,750 Just because. 804 01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:18,131 I don't know, he had blond hair. 805 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,637 Did he look kind of Swedish? 806 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,598 - I suppose. 807 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:34,064 He'd have fucking loved this. 808 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:35,607 Who? 809 01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,695 His name was John though, not Paul. 810 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:47,077 Who's John? 811 01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:49,454 You're a terrible liar for a faggot. 812 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:55,210 I knew Gill couldn't keep her mouth shut. 813 01:01:55,336 --> 01:01:58,046 I didn't ask her anything. She... 814 01:01:58,172 --> 01:02:00,048 Fuck it. 815 01:02:00,174 --> 01:02:02,175 It doesn't matter. 816 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:11,607 Look, straight people like us as long as 817 01:02:11,608 --> 01:02:13,645 we conform, we behave by their little rules. 818 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:15,772 Imagine your friends, if you suddenly started 819 01:02:15,773 --> 01:02:17,816 getting all really political about being a fag 820 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:21,695 or you got suddenly like camp and swishy or talked about rimming all the time. 821 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:24,156 Yeah, but that's not what I'm like, is it? That's not who I am. 822 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:27,367 Well, trust me they like it, as long as we don't shove it down their throats. 823 01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:29,870 OK, well, why should I just shove it down their throats? 824 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,497 Because they shove it down our throats all the time, being straight... 825 01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:34,750 straight story lines on television, everywhere, 826 01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:37,919 in books, on billboards, magazines, everywhere. 827 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:41,840 - But, oh, the gays, the gays... - We mustn't upset the straights! 828 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:44,050 Shh, watch out, the straights are coming. 829 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,970 Let's not upset them, let's hide in our little ghettos, 830 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:49,723 let's not hold hands, let's not kiss in the street, no. 831 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:53,018 We have the chance to make up our own shit, 832 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:57,439 we can grow our own garden and put little flowers and pansies 833 01:02:57,565 --> 01:03:01,276 and gay gnomes in it and water features and water sports and slings, 834 01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:04,988 but no, everybody wants to concrete the fucker over and get a gas barbecue. 835 01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,699 You're obsessed with concrete. You're absolutely obsessed with the stuff. 836 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:11,620 But why would you want concrete when you can have whatever you want? 837 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,705 I'm not saying people shouldn't forge relationships, 838 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:17,083 all I'm saying is that we don't need someone to sanction it, 839 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:21,671 - to make it legitimate, to make us respectable. - Yeah, heaven forbid. 840 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,549 And don't tell me that people get married because of love. 841 01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:28,011 People get married for the same reason that they buy a house or buy a dog, 842 01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:32,265 to tie them down so that they go, "Oh, no, we couldn't possibly go away this weekend." 843 01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:35,018 "Who'd look after Buster? Couldn't possibly leave Buster alone." 844 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:38,480 - Glen, maybe sometimes people just like dogs. - And it's not even proper marriage anyway. 845 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:42,192 In America they went out on the streets and fought for equal rights, 846 01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,903 and over here people are too busy on fucking Grindr 847 01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:48,323 or shaving their arses to be able to do anything. Where's their fight? 848 01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:51,868 It's a fight, isn't it, for something that you don't believe in. 849 01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:54,788 - That's not the point. - Well, it is, it is, kind of. 850 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:57,207 A man standing up with another man, 851 01:03:57,333 --> 01:04:00,710 in front of everyone saying that, "I love you and I want to get married," 852 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:03,171 I think that's a pretty fucking radical statement. 853 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:08,301 I mean, standing up and saying, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 854 01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:11,513 when everybody's looking at them, saying... 855 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:13,765 that it's wrong, it's disgusting, it's sick. 856 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:17,936 I mean, people say that we should go to hell for this - fucking go to fucking hell, 857 01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:21,273 I mean, why do people fucking say that, do you know what I mean? 858 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:25,735 So, actually, standing up and saying, "You know what, I love you," 859 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:30,031 "and fuck you and fuck you, I don't give a fuck what you fucking think, I don't care." 860 01:04:30,157 --> 01:04:34,953 - That is pretty fucking amazing. - But why do people have to feed into the system? 861 01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:37,622 Oh, my God, now you sound like a fucking teenager, Glen. 862 01:04:37,748 --> 01:04:39,833 I mean, earlier, you asked me 863 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,544 if I thought that people got married because they love each other. 864 01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:44,170 - Yeah? - Right, OK, 865 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:47,132 well, maybe they do, maybe they do. 866 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:50,594 And, yeah, maybe... fucking maybe it is stupid, 867 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,264 and maybe they will get divorced and all that kind of shit, 868 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,474 but fucking who cares? 869 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,476 Why does it bother you so much, Glen? 870 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:02,898 Why does it bother you that maybe two people fucking love each other 871 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,358 and they want to get married and they want a relationship 872 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,485 and they just want to be happy? 873 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,201 Do you want another line? 874 01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:18,288 Why do you think it's gonna be so different in America? 875 01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:20,498 Because it will be. 876 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,251 - Have you ever been properly alone? - Of course I have. 877 01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:25,086 I mean properly. Alone. 878 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:29,799 Sat in a hotel room in Portland all by yourself, no friends, alone. 879 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:33,219 - Yes. - I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 880 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:37,057 In a week you're gonna go completely mental. 881 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,560 Of course you are, because you're gonna have no friends, 882 01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:44,356 and you're gonna compromise because that is what people do, they compromise, 883 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:47,275 because nobody, fucking... fucking nobody, 884 01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,945 nobody can deal with being by themselves. 885 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:52,030 I don't want to compromise. 886 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,200 There you go again. 887 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,036 You're condescending me, it's like you're always fucking attacking me! 888 01:05:58,162 --> 01:06:00,413 - I'm not attacking you. - You fucking are! 889 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:03,792 I mean, it's like you want everybody to think independently, 890 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,753 but you want everyone to fucking agree with you. 891 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,129 I mean... 892 01:06:08,255 --> 01:06:11,424 why can't you just understand that some people just want to be happy? 893 01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:13,385 Are you happy? 894 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,139 I'm fine. 895 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,478 You know what, yeah, things could be fucking better. 896 01:06:23,604 --> 01:06:25,188 Easier. 897 01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:27,691 But I am absolutely fine. 898 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,025 Sure you are. 899 01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:31,319 - Don't you fucking dare. 900 01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:33,363 - Don't you fucking dare presume... - Calm down. 901 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,574 ...that you understand me. You think just because I can't... 902 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,536 You think just because I can't walk around the fucking streets 903 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:44,207 holding hands or talking to my mates about fucking sucking cocks, that you know me. 904 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:47,085 - No, I don't. - I can see it in your eyes, Glen, 905 01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:50,255 I can see it, that you think... 906 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:53,383 ...you think I'm a fucking idiot because I want a fucking relationship. 907 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:55,510 - Did I say that? - But the thing is, Glen... 908 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,889 the thing is, Glen, I think that you want one too. 909 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:16,573 I think you would make an amazing boyfriend. 910 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:19,409 That's not what I'm f... That's not what I'm saying. 911 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,494 - I don't... - It's not about me. Fuck me. 912 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,372 I don't want one. 913 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:27,876 I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 914 01:07:29,086 --> 01:07:31,046 John has fucked you up, because... 915 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,882 Let's stop this now before we go somewhere that we don't want it to go. 916 01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:37,343 ...because he's cheated on you... - You don't know nothing about me and John. 917 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,472 You don't know nothing about how I feel, about whether he cheated on me or not. 918 01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:42,766 And, for the record, I don't give a shit that he cheated on me. 919 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,727 I give a shit that he was a fucking liar and a faggot 920 01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:47,812 and he couldn't stand up for himself. 921 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:50,732 Couldn't stand up for... Glen, he was beaten up in a fucking park... 922 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,776 - Look, look, look. ...because he was gay! 923 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:57,489 Maybe if it's easier if I tell you that I'm brokenhearted, but I'm not. 924 01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,824 I don't want... 925 01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:05,413 I can't have a boyfriend right now. 926 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:11,211 And that's all there is to say about it. 927 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:19,928 Now, I really don't want us to fall out about this. 928 01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:22,180 Really, I don't. 929 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:37,362 I need to go to the toilet. 930 01:08:40,032 --> 01:08:42,033 I think I need to go to the toilet. 931 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:07,392 Oh, fuck. 932 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:58,026 ♪ Before that Honeybear had given up 933 01:09:58,152 --> 01:10:03,615 ♪ He felt so sad and lonely 934 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:10,955 ♪ Then one night he looked up and he saw 935 01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:16,336 ♪ He saw his one and only... 936 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,674 I thought I heard a firework. 937 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,220 It's probably just some kids. 938 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:27,972 Probably. 939 01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:35,355 I'm really sorry, just... 940 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:38,775 I was a dick. Sorry. 941 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,111 It's all right. 942 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,155 Probably too much coke. 943 01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:45,531 Yeah. 944 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,785 Blame it on the drugs, I always say. 945 01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:57,627 Talking of drugs, 946 01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:02,757 this is my secret reserve of master kush. 947 01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,801 Would you like some? 948 01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:09,222 Thank you. 949 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,203 Swap? 950 01:11:32,329 --> 01:11:33,830 Thank you. 951 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:50,401 I think... Stop. I'm gonna come. 952 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:52,111 Shhh. 953 01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:27,313 You know, when I'm... when I'm at home I'm absolutely fine. 954 01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,357 Fine? 955 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:30,816 Yeah. 956 01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:33,361 Completely. 957 01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,155 I don't... 958 01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,617 I don't care and I don't even think about it. 959 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,079 I just... 960 01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:46,165 I'm not embarrassed, I'm not... 961 01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:49,502 I'm not ashamed, and I don't... 962 01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,629 I don't want to be straight. 963 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,799 You know, not now anyway. 964 01:15:56,593 --> 01:15:58,886 I'm happy. I'm happy being gay. 965 01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:02,848 But? 966 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,064 It's when I go outside, 967 01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:12,650 like, you know, just to Jamie's or... 968 01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:16,028 or to Tesco's or to work. It... 969 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:20,741 It kind of... It's hard to explain, 970 01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:22,868 but it... 971 01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:27,331 ...it kind of feels like I've got indigestion. 972 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:32,211 It actually feels exactly like indigestion. 973 01:16:35,799 --> 01:16:37,216 And... 974 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,055 it just makes me angry, 975 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,602 you know, that I feel like that because... 976 01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:51,314 because it's so fucking pathetic. 977 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:55,318 You know, I'm a grown man, and I look at you, and... 978 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:58,654 and I see you and you can do it and you're amazing. 979 01:17:02,492 --> 01:17:04,619 I just don't understand why I can't. 980 01:17:15,839 --> 01:17:17,757 You know your log thing? 981 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:19,508 Yeah. 982 01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:25,014 You're right about people coming out 983 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,600 and what their parents say and stuff. 984 01:17:28,518 --> 01:17:29,977 Yeah? 985 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,981 I just wondered why. 986 01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:37,568 Erm... 987 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,530 it interests me. 988 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:44,408 It's like, erm... 989 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:48,037 everyone's got their story, haven't they, it's like a... 990 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,164 gay rite of passage. 991 01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:52,917 But you don't. 992 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,753 I suppose, yeah. 993 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:58,339 That's what I thought. 994 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:05,346 Do you ever think about finding your parents? 995 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,268 No. Not really. 996 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:13,229 Why not? 997 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,649 Er... 998 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,776 I don't really see the point. 999 01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:24,699 You know, I don't think it would change anything. 1000 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:31,914 Why don't I... 1001 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,626 pretend to be your dad... 1002 01:18:35,752 --> 01:18:38,379 ...and you can come out to me? 1003 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,465 That is so weird. 1004 01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:44,135 Just ignore the fact we just had sex. 1005 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:48,264 I don't think I can ignore the fact we just had sex. 1006 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,890 Try. 1007 01:18:51,768 --> 01:18:53,018 OK. 1008 01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:02,695 Dad? 1009 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:06,657 I've got something that I need to tell you. 1010 01:19:06,783 --> 01:19:08,617 What's that? 1011 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,121 I'm gay. 1012 01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:18,127 Hmm. 1013 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,422 I like guys, not girls. 1014 01:19:32,058 --> 01:19:33,684 Well. 1015 01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:39,565 You know what, son? 1016 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:44,653 It doesn't matter to me. 1017 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,617 I love you just the same. 1018 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,705 And guess what? 1019 01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:56,457 What? 1020 01:19:58,418 --> 01:20:00,753 I couldn't be more proud of you 1021 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,257 than if you were the first man on the moon. 1022 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,483 Good morning. 1023 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,863 - I made you coffee. - Thanks. 1024 01:21:18,915 --> 01:21:21,417 So what you doing today? 1025 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,002 Erm... 1026 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:27,548 I've got to go over to Jamie's house, erm... 1027 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,803 there's a party, it's my goddaughter's birthday, so... 1028 01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:35,347 - You're a godfather? - Yeah. 1029 01:21:36,349 --> 01:21:38,475 You're not religious, are you? 1030 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:41,186 No. They just asked me. 1031 01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:46,817 That's very nice, thank you. 1032 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:52,323 Erm... What time's your train today? 1033 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:57,369 Why? 1034 01:21:57,495 --> 01:21:59,330 No reason. 1035 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:05,669 Are you going to come and sing to me, or beg me to stay? 1036 01:22:06,796 --> 01:22:08,797 No, I don't think so, no. 1037 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:13,510 It's about... 4:30, I don't know. 1038 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,800 - Glen... - Shhh. 1039 01:24:12,338 --> 01:24:13,505 - Hiya! - Hiya. 1040 01:24:13,631 --> 01:24:15,966 - You made it, I'm made up. 1041 01:24:16,092 --> 01:24:18,260 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 1042 01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:20,429 Come in, then. 1043 01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:22,473 - You stink of booze! - Do I? 1044 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:23,682 - Yeah. - Sorry. 1045 01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:26,977 - Did you have a session last night? - Didn't Jamie say anything to you? 1046 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:30,022 - No. Who wants to play Twister? 1047 01:24:30,148 --> 01:24:33,025 Right, look who's here, everyone! Look who's here! 1048 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,235 Hey, all right, mate? 1049 01:24:35,945 --> 01:24:37,738 - Hiya, mate. - All right? 1050 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,615 Yeah, yeah. Where's the girl, then? 1051 01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,033 Lois, look! 1052 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,744 Hey! Gaps! All right, missus? 1053 01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:46,663 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1054 01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:48,707 - Go on, take it, then. - What do you say? 1055 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:53,378 If the Commando stands at 1020 which means the player... 1056 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,422 Oh, it's too complicated, let's do it again. 1057 01:24:55,548 --> 01:24:57,508 Has to count either 1 to 10 or... 1058 01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:01,261 All right, that's it, I'm not playing. 1059 01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:04,973 All right, well, come on... 1060 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:08,227 What do you call a girl that sits in the middle of a tennis court? 1061 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:09,478 I don't know. 1062 01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:11,188 - Annette. 1063 01:25:11,314 --> 01:25:14,775 I've got one, I've got one, I've got one. What goes "Ooh"? 1064 01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:17,152 - A cow with no lips. 1065 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:35,963 What's going on? 1066 01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:39,842 Nothing. 1067 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:41,844 Nothing's going on. 1068 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:47,683 Well, there obviously is. Are you going to tell me about it or what? 1069 01:25:52,355 --> 01:25:57,151 No. I feel... It feels weird talking to you about it, I don't know. Sorry. 1070 01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:00,237 Weird? 1071 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:03,240 We're best mates, we talk about all kinds of stuff. Come on. 1072 01:26:03,366 --> 01:26:06,952 Yeah, but we don't talk about this kind of stuff, do we, that's not what we do. 1073 01:26:07,078 --> 01:26:09,746 I've never spoken to you about this kind of stuff. 1074 01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:11,874 Yeah, I know. 1075 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:29,349 I don't know, Jamie, I don't know, it's... 1076 01:26:31,811 --> 01:26:33,520 it's stupid really. 1077 01:26:33,646 --> 01:26:34,938 I mean... 1078 01:26:35,064 --> 01:26:37,232 this guy I've met, Glen, you know, 1079 01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:39,860 I met him two days ago, he doesn't know me, I don't know him, 1080 01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:41,862 and he... 1081 01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:45,449 I met him, like, two days ago, two days is nothing. 1082 01:26:49,537 --> 01:26:51,705 I don't know, I just feel a bit of a twat, that's all. 1083 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:57,169 I think it's just cos I'm hung over and tired and he's going away and... 1084 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:03,091 Well, you'll be able to see him when he gets back, won't you? 1085 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,553 No, no, I won't, because he's not coming back. 1086 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,598 He's moving to America, so... 1087 01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:13,936 that's it. 1088 01:27:17,148 --> 01:27:19,566 Well, what time's he leaving? 1089 01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,569 Doesn't matter. 1090 01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:24,738 No, come on, what time's he leaving? 1091 01:27:24,864 --> 01:27:26,657 I can run you in the car. 1092 01:27:29,535 --> 01:27:31,161 What about the cake? 1093 01:27:31,746 --> 01:27:32,996 Don't worry about the fucking cake. 1094 01:27:33,122 --> 01:27:35,415 - Cathy will go nuts. - So? 1095 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:37,834 Lois is going to want you around, isn't she? 1096 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:41,171 I want to be here for Lois, it's my goddaughter's birthday. 1097 01:27:41,297 --> 01:27:43,006 I'll be half an hour. 1098 01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:44,967 Come on, I'll run you in the car. 1099 01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:19,126 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1100 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:44,901 - I fucking knew you'd come. Did you? 1101 01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:47,070 Such a goddamn romantic. 1102 01:28:50,116 --> 01:28:51,992 Looks like it, eh? 1103 01:28:56,789 --> 01:28:58,957 So is this our Notting Hill moment? 1104 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:03,420 You know, I've never seen it, ever. 1105 01:29:03,546 --> 01:29:06,840 Neither have I, but I imagine there's a declaration of love 1106 01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:09,634 - and everybody applauds. Yeah! 1107 01:29:14,432 --> 01:29:17,225 Do you reckon that's what would happen with us? 1108 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:19,227 Might do. Could give it a go. 1109 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:23,148 They'd either clap or throw us under a train. 1110 01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:47,881 I'm... 1111 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:55,639 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1112 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:59,601 I want you to know I'm not here to stop you from going. 1113 01:29:59,727 --> 01:30:02,062 - Please be quiet. Shut up! - No, no, no. 1114 01:30:02,188 --> 01:30:03,855 I just want to... I just want to... 1115 01:30:03,981 --> 01:30:06,525 I just want you to know that... 1116 01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:12,322 Oh, fuck. 1117 01:30:15,827 --> 01:30:18,829 You're a bastard for coming down here. Fuck me. 1118 01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:42,769 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1119 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,481 You'll be great. 1120 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:49,985 - You'll have the most amazing time. Fuck's sake. 1121 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:54,990 Fuck. 1122 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:25,770 - Fucking gay boys! - Gay boys! 1123 01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:28,857 I've got something for you. Ignore them. 1124 01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:37,032 I couldn't remember your surname. 1125 01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:49,044 Right, I've got to go. 1126 01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:27,017 Erm... 1127 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,103 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 1128 01:33:30,229 --> 01:33:33,523 Just start from the beginning, when you first saw me. 1129 01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:58,465 ♪ Bittersweet strawberry, marshmallow, butterscotch 1130 01:34:00,092 --> 01:34:06,556 ♪ Polar bear, cashew, dixieland, phosphate, chocolate 1131 01:34:08,142 --> 01:34:14,064 ♪ Lime, tuttifrutti, special raspberry, leave it to me 1132 01:34:16,067 --> 01:34:22,405 ♪ Three grace, Scotch lassie, cherry smash, lemon freeze 1133 01:34:24,283 --> 01:34:27,452 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1134 01:34:27,578 --> 01:34:31,498 ♪ Where green rivers flow 1135 01:34:31,624 --> 01:34:38,004 ♪ And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1136 01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:43,259 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1137 01:34:43,386 --> 01:34:47,097 ♪ You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1138 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,432 ♪ You'll get your heart's desire 1139 01:34:49,558 --> 01:34:54,229 ♪ I will meet you under the lights 1140 01:35:11,997 --> 01:35:18,461 ♪ Golden champagne, juicy grapefruit, lucky Monday 1141 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:26,845 ♪ High-school football, hot fudge, Buffalo, tulip sundae 1142 01:35:28,055 --> 01:35:35,103 ♪ Almond caramel frappé, pineapple, root beer 1143 01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:42,902 ♪ Black and white, Big Apple, Henry Ford, sweetheart, maple tear 1144 01:35:44,447 --> 01:35:47,490 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1145 01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:51,536 ♪ Where green rivers flow 1146 01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:58,042 ♪ And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1147 01:36:00,504 --> 01:36:03,339 ♪ I wanna go to Marz 1148 01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:07,260 ♪ You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1149 01:36:07,386 --> 01:36:09,512 ♪ You'll get your heart's desire 1150 01:36:09,638 --> 01:36:14,392 ♪ I will meet you under the lights... ♪