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THE GREEN HORNET (2011)

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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<i>WOMAN:
Daily Sentinel.</i>

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One minute, please.

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<i>MAN [OVER PHONE]:
The mayor doesn't want
the article to go to print</i>

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<i>until after the next quarter.</i>

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Tell the mayor
l'm insulted.

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l would never jeopardize
the journalistic integrity
of this newspaper

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for some rent-a-mayor's
political agenda.

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<i>Very well, Mr.--</i>

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[LlNE DlSCONNECTS]

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So, Britt.

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Here we are again.

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Sent home after another
schoolyard fight.

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l know you miss
your mother.

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So do l.

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But l have to take care
of 750 employees

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and you have to
take care of yourself.

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Still, that seems to be
asking too much.

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l was trying to stop

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some bullies
and the guy hit me.

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Trying doesn't matter
when you always fail.

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No! No!

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Do you think it makes
me happy to do this?

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Yes!
No, it doesn't.

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But not a week goes by
without you finding
yourself in trouble.

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lf you're doing this
for attention,

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you have all that l can
afford to give you.

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And you're wasting my time.

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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Frank!

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No, no. Not you.

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MAN:
Have a seat.

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Either one. They're
both very comfortable.

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So, what can l do for you?

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CHUDNOFSKY:
As you know,

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l've worked my entire life,

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very hard,
to achieve one goal.

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Uh-huh.

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And that goal,

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which l have,
in fact, achieved,

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was to be in charge of all the crime
in the city of Los Angeles.

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Therefore,

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the fact that you assume
that you can

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open this establishment
without my permission,

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without payment,
and sell narcotics out of it,
is completely unacceptable.

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Really?

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And, to be honest,

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quite insulting.

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Therefore, you must
sign over ownership

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of this establishment to me,

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at which time,
you become my employees.

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We're your employees?

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Yeah.

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Or close down permanently.

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Choice is yours.

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Okay. How do l
pronounce your name?

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Tchaikovsky?

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Chudnofsky.

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Char-- Chudofsk--

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Chowdofsky?

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Chud-nof-sky.

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Chudnofsky?

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All right.
Chudnofsky, kiss my ass.

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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Put your lips
to my ass

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and kiss it.
French kiss it.

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Tickle it with your
gray whiskers.

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l got bittersweet
news for you.

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You're washed-up.

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You're old. You're boring.
You're not scary.

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You dress like shit.

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lt's over for you, okay?
That's the bitter news.

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Now the sweet news is:

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You can retire.

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You can go play golf,

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eat your dinners at 3:00
in the afternoon,

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play with your grandkids,
drink Metamucil, old people shit.

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Okay? Look at me.

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l got a name people can say.

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My name's Danny Clear.

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l deal crystal meth.

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People call me Crystal Clear.
lt's easy.

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Check out my kick-ass
hangout here.

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l got shitloads of glass
everywhere.

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l got a see-through piano.

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Look at my boys.

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They're pimped out.

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We got Gucci,

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Armani,

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another Gucci,
tailor-made.

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This is what you need
to get to the top today.

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Not hard work.

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Not dressing like
Disco Santa Claus.

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You need charisma.

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You look like
my Uncle Greg.

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A very nice guy, but,
you know, he's a dentist.

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Now consider this
your retirement letter.

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Boom. lt's over.

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See your way out.

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What, you truly
don't think l'm scary?

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[CHUCKLES]

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CLEAR:
No.

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Okay, okay, you're scary.

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Shit, you're scary.

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You just said
l'm not.

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No, no, you are. You are.

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What's a ''Disco Santa''?

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''A Disco Sa--''?
l don't know.

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Sorry.

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lt was just something stupid.

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You said l'm boring.

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My gun has two barrels.
That's not boring.

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And it was very
difficult to make.

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Answer me!

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What?

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What could l do
to be more scary?

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A better name?

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Cooler name?

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More color or something.

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Uh... Um...

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Maybe you could say
something to people

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before you kill them.
But not now.

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lt's hard to think with this
double-barrel in my face.

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Sorry.

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You've given me
a lot to think about.

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You're not gonna kill me?
Oh, l get it.

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You keep me alive
so l can spread your legend.

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Okay, l'll do that, man.
l'll spread your legend.

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Hey, you forgot your briefcase.

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[DETONATOR BEEPS]

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[THE ROLLlNG STONES'
''LlVE WlTH ME'' PLAYlNG]

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MAN:
Let's get this party crazy!

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[PEOPLE CHEERlNG]

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[YELLS]

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[CROWD CHANTlNG]

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[YELLlNG]

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BRlTT:
Behold, my lady.

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[SNlFFS]

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Mmm.

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That's the good stuff.

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Oh, man.

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Good morning, uh...

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Ana Lee.

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Ana Lee.
That's what l meant.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Oh, shit.

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Son. This what you want
from your life?

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This, uh...

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This gives you
a sense of fulfillment?

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Dad, l told you,
tomorrow l'm enrolling

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in lTT Technical lnstitute

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and l'm gonna fix computers
for a living, so--

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Ow!

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l spend

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all night writing
an editorial

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about the nausea this town
has come to inspire.

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About the corruption,
the violence and the decadence

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that we've come to expect
as part of our daily life.

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Then l have to
turn the page

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and see my own
son's contribution

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to this mayhem.

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ANA LEE:
Sweet! l'm in the paper?

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JAMES:
Now, you may think you're

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humiliating me,

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but you're humiliating
yourself.

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Sorry. lf you don't like it,
just ask them not to print it.

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lt's your newspaper.

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l can't, because,
unfortunately, it's news.

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That's a good point.

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l kept myself out of
the papers for years.

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Now do me a favor
and do the same.

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And l told you,

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stop taking girls
into my garage.

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You do it again,
l'll change the lock.

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ANA LEE:
Okay, but can you
sign this for me?

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BRlTT:
Yeah.

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''Never stop the partay.''

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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[lNSECTS BUZZlNG]

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[DlGlTAL UNDERGROUND'S
''THE HUMPTY DANCE''
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]

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Look at these.

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My shoe.

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Hello? Hello?
Hello?

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l'm very uncomfortable.

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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GlRL:
Who is it?

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BRlTT:
Whoa! Paparazzi in the house.

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Change the channel.

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<i>l think we may have our
first visual on Britt Reid.</i>

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Go, go, go! Go! Get in there!
lt's for me. Hello?

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Get in there!

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Get in there!
Get the shot! Get it!

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And how are you coping
with your father's death?

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REPORTER 1 :
Give us some insight!

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<i>MAN [ON TV]:
lf you're just joining us,</i>

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<i>James Reid has been
found dead from</i>

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<i>an allergic reaction
to a bee sting,</i>

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<i>leaving his son
his media empire.</i>

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REPORTER 2:
How are you coping
with your father's death?

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[CROWD CLAMORlNG]

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[JOHNNY CASH'S
''l HUNG MY HEAD'' PLAYlNG]

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<i>MAN 1 : lt was during my
election campaign</i>

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for district attorney
that l first met James Reid.

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And it was immediately clear
to me that he was a man of

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infallible integrity.

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He dedicated himself to this city
through his philanthropic endeavors

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<i>and his newspaper,
The Daily Sentinel,</i>

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a shining beacon of truth.

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He was our North Star.

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He showed us the way.

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Thank you, James.

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[CROWD APPLAUDlNG]

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<i>MAN 2:
Britt, your father was truly</i>

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<i>a great man.
When l started campaigning,</i>

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he gave me some--

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The best businessman
l've ever known.

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He always came out on top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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SCANLON:
Britt?

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Britt.

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Hey. l'm so sorry for your loss.

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l just wanted to say
that my father

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was a federal court judge,
so l think l know how it feels.

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When he passed away,
l had some pretty big
shoes to fill.

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Just like you.

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So if you ever need
somebody to talk to...

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l mean, if you ever just want to grab
a drink, you want to get cheered up,

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l'm around.

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Okay, thanks, man.
l really appreciate--

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Lock it up.
Yeah. Okay.

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Keep it tight.
Cool.

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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This is your newspaper,

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but the burden doesn't
have to fall on you alone.

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l've been your father's

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most trusted colleague
for the past 45 years.

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<i>l'm gonna make sure
The Daily Sentinel</i>

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stays on a path that
would make him proud.

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So, what do you think
of all this?

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l don't think
anything, man.

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l don't know a thing
about this newspaper.

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l've never even read
a full edition of it.

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You can do whatever
the hell you want with it.

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<i>l'm not the guy to
run The Sentinel.</i>

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Hm.

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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<i>JAMES:
Trying doesn't matter
when you always fail.</i>

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Huh.

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Where's my leaf?

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[GAGS]

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<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

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Stupid bush.

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[MUTTERlNG]

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Hello!

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Who makes my coffee?!

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Who makes my coffee?!

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Will someone explain to me why,
on the worst day of my life,

258
00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:01,798
my coffee tastes like shit?!

259
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:04,132
Your coffee is normally
made by Kato.

260
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,073
Who the hell is that?

261
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:09,248
He works on your father's cars
and makes his coffee.

262
00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:12,407
You fired him and
everyone who works
for your father yesterday.

263
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,280
l want Kato here now!

264
00:16:29,802 --> 00:16:31,235
You're Kato?

265
00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:35,073
l thought your name was Henry.
l thought the pool guy was Kato.

266
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,572
l'm Kato.

267
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,641
l'm sorry to hear about
your father.

268
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,611
He was a complex man.

269
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:47,580
Yeah.

270
00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:51,821
l have two questions for you,
Kato. Then you can go home.

271
00:16:51,991 --> 00:16:54,459
Why is it that my dad's
mechanic makes the coffee?

272
00:16:54,627 --> 00:16:57,118
And why is it that without you,
the coffee tastes

273
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:58,092
like crap?

274
00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,061
l think it's easier
if l show you.

275
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,226
Holy cow.

276
00:17:04,403 --> 00:17:05,734
Where did you
get that thing?

277
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:06,837
l made it.

278
00:17:07,006 --> 00:17:07,836
Watch this.

279
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:09,065
You made that?

280
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,469
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

281
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:37,798
[SNlFFS]

282
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,198
Mmm.

283
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,617
Sit with me, Kato.
Tell me your tale.

284
00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,415
l was born in Shanghai.
You know Shanghai?

285
00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:58,882
Love Japan.

286
00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:01,390
My parents died when l was 4,

287
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:05,627
and until l was 1 2
l lived in an orphanage.

288
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:09,257
l'm sorry. My mom died
when l was young too.

289
00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:12,461
What happened
after that?

290
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:15,004
Then me and a few
friends ran away.

291
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:17,273
Lived on the street.
How'd you start

292
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,843
working for my dad?
l work in a garage.

293
00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:23,311
And one day your father
came in with a '65 Chrysler.

294
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,881
l know the car well.

295
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:29,077
He was so happy with my work
that he offered me a job.

296
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:30,654
l said yes.

297
00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:32,916
The coffee.
How'd that come about?

298
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,650
He used to always say:

299
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,790
[lMlTATES JAMES]
''No one could ever make me
a good cup of coffee.''

300
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:38,987
Good impression.

301
00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:41,258
[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
So l built him
the coffee machine.

302
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:45,161
Well, you make one
damn fine cup of coffee, sir.

303
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:47,301
Wanna see something cool?

304
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,070
Yeah.

305
00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:50,400
[YELLS]

306
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,139
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

307
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,246
Not bad, man.

308
00:18:55,414 --> 00:18:56,676
You did that?
Yep.

309
00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:58,908
lndustrial polycarbonate.

310
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:02,253
What the hell is industrial
polycarbonate?

311
00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:04,619
KATO:
lt's the stuff

312
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,985
they use to make
shark tanks.

313
00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:08,285
BRlTT:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

314
00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,691
What are you doing?
Put that away. Are you crazy?

315
00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:11,852
Come on.

316
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,463
Don't be a pussy.

317
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:15,697
Okay.

318
00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:18,359
What are you
gonna do?

319
00:19:21,774 --> 00:19:22,536
Whoa.

320
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,936
Dude.

321
00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:27,105
That was awesome.
What is that stuff?
How does that wo--?

322
00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:28,871
Whoa, what are you
gonna do now?

323
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:30,070
And...

324
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,712
Whoa!

325
00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:35,551
<i>That is some
Ben-Hur shit, dude.</i>

326
00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:36,278
Yeah.

327
00:19:36,455 --> 00:19:39,288
Your dad made me do
this kind of stuff over
the last few years.

328
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,618
[WHlSTLES]

329
00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:44,326
BRlTT:
That is the balls.

330
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,233
Old man was getting
paranoid, huh?

331
00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:51,130
KATO:
You like that?

332
00:19:51,303 --> 00:19:53,203
Yeah.
Check this out.

333
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,032
Wow.

334
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,108
You drew all these?

335
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,245
This is awesome.

336
00:20:05,818 --> 00:20:06,807
Kato, you are

337
00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:08,078
a really good drawer.

338
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:09,448
This is really
impressive.

339
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:12,056
Thanks. That's the stuff
l would really like to do.

340
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:13,384
BRlTT:
Holy--!

341
00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:15,320
Kato, are you
a pervert?

342
00:20:16,395 --> 00:20:18,124
l wish l could draw
stuff that sexy.

343
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:22,831
Beer?

344
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,061
Yeah, l'd love
a beer. Sure.

345
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,878
Thank you.

346
00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:44,046
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

347
00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:48,359
Hey, Kato?

348
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:51,593
What did you think
of my father?

349
00:20:51,797 --> 00:20:52,889
He was fine.

350
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,098
Come on. Just tell me.

351
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:59,533
He was my boss.
Nobody loves their boss.

352
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:02,439
Don't sugarcoat this.
You're not going to offend me.

353
00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:04,235
Just tell me, man to man.

354
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:07,912
He was a bit of a dick.

355
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:11,810
Yep.

356
00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:14,477
BRlTT:
Wha--?

357
00:21:15,287 --> 00:21:16,618
You are--

358
00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:18,822
Look at that.

359
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:20,924
l am genius.

360
00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:22,583
You are a genius.
Yeah.

361
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,092
You're a mad genius.

362
00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:25,560
l like classical music.

363
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:29,595
BRlTT:
You're a genius who likes classical
music. You know what you are?

364
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:30,996
A human Swiss Army knife.

365
00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:32,531
What's that mean?

366
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:35,037
lt's a little thing, you keep
pulling out things.

367
00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:37,471
When you think
there couldn't be any more,

368
00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:39,577
a new cool thing comes out.
That's you.

369
00:21:39,745 --> 00:21:40,973
You even dress like one.

370
00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:42,943
Just need a little plus
on your chest.

371
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:45,140
Let's drink more.
Yeah, let's drink.

372
00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:47,285
[BOTH SPEAK lN MANDARlN]

373
00:21:47,453 --> 00:21:48,545
KATO:
Yeah.

374
00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:49,813
[KATO SPEAKS lN MANDARlN]

375
00:21:49,989 --> 00:21:51,354
BRlTT:
You're speaking Chinese.

376
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,457
KATO:
Oh, shit. Sorry.

377
00:21:53,626 --> 00:21:57,619
l spent three weeks
making a new bumper
for his Rolls-Royce.

378
00:21:57,796 --> 00:22:00,959
And the day after l finished,
he crashed it.

379
00:22:01,934 --> 00:22:05,734
He actually said it was my fault.
He screamed at me.

380
00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:07,863
That sounds like him.

381
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,498
Listen to this,
here's another story
of the 1 0 million l have.

382
00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:14,207
l'm young, there's a--

383
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:17,178
Guys are picking on a girl
in school, l try to stop it.

384
00:22:17,349 --> 00:22:18,441
l get in trouble.

385
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,675
What does my dad do?

386
00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:23,948
He takes my favorite toy,
and he rips the head off of it!
Right in front of me.

387
00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:25,488
He throws it
in the garbage.

388
00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:28,456
l was trying to help!
That's all l was trying to do!

389
00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:30,957
You know,
it's unbelievable.

390
00:22:31,897 --> 00:22:36,163
He's an ass his entire life
and then, you know,
they build him a statue.

391
00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:37,700
l just don't think...

392
00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:42,136
People are gonna look at it
and think he's great but he's not.

393
00:22:42,307 --> 00:22:43,968
lt's totally unfair.

394
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:46,400
There's no justice.

395
00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:50,173
[BEETHOVEN'S ''S YMPHONY NO. 3
lN E FLAT MAJOR 'EROlCA' OP. 55''
PLAYlNG ON RECORD]

396
00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:51,577
Well, Kato?

397
00:22:52,651 --> 00:22:55,882
What do you say we get ourselves
some goddamn justice, huh?

398
00:22:56,355 --> 00:22:57,344
You serious?

399
00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:58,547
l'm totally serious.

400
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:01,318
Let's do something crazy, man.
Let's do something nuts!

401
00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,022
Let's just do it.

402
00:23:03,195 --> 00:23:03,991
Yeah!

403
00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,154
[HUMMlNG]

404
00:23:13,372 --> 00:23:14,566
Let's roll, Kato.

405
00:23:15,908 --> 00:23:19,002
[THE WHlTE STRlPES'
''RED DEATH AT 6:1 4'' PLAYlNG]

406
00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,449
[lMlTATES JAMES]
Do you think it makes me
happy to do this, Dad?

407
00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:46,034
[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
Come here.

408
00:23:47,339 --> 00:23:48,363
[WOMAN LAUGHlNG]

409
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,598
BRlTT:
Whoop!

410
00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:51,707
l know what you mean.

411
00:23:51,877 --> 00:23:53,868
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

412
00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:57,648
Oh, this looks ominous.

413
00:23:59,785 --> 00:24:01,275
MAN 1 :
Where you going, man?

414
00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:04,245
[ALL CHATTERlNG]

415
00:24:05,657 --> 00:24:07,249
[MEN LAUGHlNG]

416
00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:09,223
[WOMAN GASPS]

417
00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:14,062
Oh, shit. Oh, no.

418
00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:16,767
[SCREAMlNG]

419
00:24:19,171 --> 00:24:21,071
What do l do? What do l do?

420
00:24:21,573 --> 00:24:22,801
Oh, God.

421
00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:26,104
Hey! Leave them alone!

422
00:24:26,979 --> 00:24:28,139
Let's get him!

423
00:24:28,313 --> 00:24:29,177
Oh, shit!

424
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:30,576
l made a mistake!

425
00:24:35,988 --> 00:24:37,148
Shit.

426
00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:41,116
Guys, seriously!
That's messed up!

427
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,089
Seriously!

428
00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:48,623
No! Aah!

429
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,701
Okay. Okay. No.

430
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:52,461
l'm gonna give him
a root canal.

431
00:24:52,638 --> 00:24:53,468
Just cut him.

432
00:24:53,639 --> 00:24:55,630
BRlTT:
Get off, man! That's enough!

433
00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:57,632
Open wi--

434
00:25:00,646 --> 00:25:02,546
You're a dead man!
MAN 2: Come on, let's go!

435
00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:44,984
KATO:
Britt! Behind you!

436
00:25:52,164 --> 00:25:53,461
Eat shit!

437
00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:58,736
Kato, wait up!

438
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,939
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

439
00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:05,576
Wait! Wait for me!
Wait! Wait!

440
00:26:05,744 --> 00:26:07,507
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

441
00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:09,977
Go, go, go.
l'm in! l'm in! l'm in!

442
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:14,882
Oh, God! That was crazy!
l can't believe that!

443
00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,920
Holy shit!
Oh, my God, Kato.

444
00:26:26,064 --> 00:26:27,395
Shit. Pigs.

445
00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:29,193
Oh, no. Oh, no.

446
00:26:29,368 --> 00:26:30,858
Are you a good driver?

447
00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,227
You kidding me?

448
00:26:32,404 --> 00:26:34,463
When l was a kid,
me and some friends--

449
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,971
BRlTT:
Kato, not now. Just drive.

450
00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:37,165
KATO:
Okay, okay.

451
00:26:42,281 --> 00:26:43,441
Just act cool.

452
00:26:43,615 --> 00:26:45,810
What do l do?
Just act casual.

453
00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:47,007
Pull it over! Now!

454
00:26:48,587 --> 00:26:49,554
What are you doing?

455
00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:50,881
l'm trying to lose him.

456
00:26:51,056 --> 00:26:51,681
l don't know!

457
00:26:51,857 --> 00:26:53,757
Man, now we're
in a car chase!

458
00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:56,021
Here he comes!

459
00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:01,190
Show me your hands!

460
00:27:09,107 --> 00:27:10,233
He's trying to kill us!

461
00:27:10,609 --> 00:27:11,803
<i>Do the Ben-Hur shit!</i>

462
00:27:13,545 --> 00:27:14,341
<i>The Ben-Hur shit!</i>

463
00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:26,815
OFFlCER:
Oh, no.

464
00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:36,996
Aw. Damn it.

465
00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:39,867
Kato...

466
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:44,108
l think this is the greatest
moment of my entire life.

467
00:27:44,276 --> 00:27:46,141
l know. Mine too.

468
00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:51,344
[SAM COOKE'S ''TWlSTlNG
THE NlGHT AWAY'' PLAYlNG]

469
00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:54,612
Yeah! We rule!

470
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:58,082
That was amazing!

471
00:27:58,256 --> 00:28:00,315
[YELLlNG AND GRUNTlNG]

472
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:07,829
We are awesome!

473
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,989
That was crazy!

474
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:12,102
How do you do that, dude?
You beat the crap out of
those guys!

475
00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:14,737
Where l grew up,
it was very dangerous.

476
00:28:14,906 --> 00:28:17,670
l got in a lot of fights
when l was a kid.

477
00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:20,141
But you knew where people
were without looking.

478
00:28:20,312 --> 00:28:21,370
You were so fast.

479
00:28:21,546 --> 00:28:25,744
When my heart starts pumping,
it's almost like time slows down.

480
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,976
lt's unbelievable
how cool we are!

481
00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:30,485
Do you hear me, Dad?
We did it!

482
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,088
That was amazing!

483
00:28:32,257 --> 00:28:33,656
Kato, l'm serious.

484
00:28:35,761 --> 00:28:38,924
l'm gonna get real with you,
so just go with this.

485
00:28:39,131 --> 00:28:41,599
lt might get weird
and intimate,

486
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,166
but just accept me, okay?

487
00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:47,829
What we did tonight was
fantastic. lt was amazing.

488
00:28:48,006 --> 00:28:51,737
We saved those people, man.
We saved their lives!

489
00:28:51,910 --> 00:28:54,879
So here's what l'm saying.
We keep doing this.

490
00:28:55,047 --> 00:28:57,174
You can beat the crap
out of a million dudes

491
00:28:57,349 --> 00:29:00,045
because you freeze time
when your heart starts pumping.

492
00:29:00,218 --> 00:29:02,379
We do that every night,
l'm saying!

493
00:29:02,554 --> 00:29:04,181
Kato? Kato?

494
00:29:04,689 --> 00:29:06,179
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

495
00:29:06,358 --> 00:29:10,055
<i>¶ We could be heroes ¶¶</i>

496
00:29:10,228 --> 00:29:11,024
Hey, hey, hey.

497
00:29:11,196 --> 00:29:12,094
Look, look.

498
00:29:12,264 --> 00:29:14,528
Oh! We're on
television!

499
00:29:15,534 --> 00:29:16,865
We're on TV.

500
00:29:19,037 --> 00:29:20,095
Look at me!

501
00:29:20,272 --> 00:29:21,466
Where am l?

502
00:29:21,673 --> 00:29:22,901
l don't know.

503
00:29:24,576 --> 00:29:26,134
l'm too fast for TV.

504
00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:27,778
Yes, exactly.

505
00:29:27,946 --> 00:29:30,437
<i>MAN 1 [ON TV]:
--desecrated. And this within days...</i>

506
00:29:30,615 --> 00:29:33,641
We saved those people
and they just talk about
that stupid head.

507
00:29:33,819 --> 00:29:36,947
How can we be heroes
if they think we're criminals?

508
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:39,784
<i>The suspects are considered
armed and dangerous.</i>

509
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:42,927
<i>MAN 2:
l am coming to you live from
Elysian Fields Cemetery...</i>

510
00:29:43,095 --> 00:29:44,119
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

511
00:29:44,296 --> 00:29:45,285
Okay.

512
00:29:46,231 --> 00:29:47,789
Think about this, Kato.

513
00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:53,067
What is the one insanely
stupid thing every superhero
has in common?

514
00:29:54,239 --> 00:29:55,228
Tights?

515
00:29:55,574 --> 00:29:56,438
No.

516
00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:57,438
Cape?

517
00:29:57,742 --> 00:29:58,800
No, Kato.

518
00:29:58,977 --> 00:30:03,914
lt's that everyone knows
that they're the good guy,
the hero, you know?

519
00:30:04,082 --> 00:30:06,983
All the bad guy has to do is
start capping innocent people

520
00:30:07,152 --> 00:30:09,643
and he's got the good guy
by the nuts.

521
00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,914
lt's in every movie,
it's in every comic book.

522
00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,149
lt's in everything.
lt's so stupid.

523
00:30:14,326 --> 00:30:15,850
But if the bad guy

524
00:30:16,027 --> 00:30:20,020
thought the good guy was
also a bad guy, he wouldn't
be able to do that.

525
00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:22,632
That's what we'll do differently.
We will

526
00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:23,927
pose as villains,

527
00:30:24,102 --> 00:30:25,763
but we'll act like heroes.

528
00:30:26,338 --> 00:30:30,138
But then the police and the
bad guys will both try to kill us.

529
00:30:30,509 --> 00:30:32,443
We're dead already, Kato.

530
00:30:32,878 --> 00:30:35,369
l mean, seriously, look at us.

531
00:30:35,547 --> 00:30:38,243
We've both been completely
wasting our potential.

532
00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:40,178
You a little bit
more than me.

533
00:30:40,352 --> 00:30:42,843
What do you want your
autobiography to be called?

534
00:30:43,121 --> 00:30:45,954
<i>Oil Changes and Cappuccinos?</i>

535
00:30:46,124 --> 00:30:51,357
<i>Because l think Balls Deep
in Shit-Kicking Dudes by Kato</i>

536
00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:53,623
is a much cooler-sounding book.

537
00:30:53,798 --> 00:30:56,232
l would read that book,
and l don't read shit.

538
00:30:56,401 --> 00:30:59,893
But when they adapted it
into a movie, l would see
the shit out of it.

539
00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:02,699
Kato, you should never make
coffee for anyone again.

540
00:31:02,874 --> 00:31:04,205
lt's a waste of your talent.

541
00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:06,844
lt's not dying that
you need to be afraid of.

542
00:31:07,012 --> 00:31:09,708
lt's never having lived
in the first place.

543
00:31:13,785 --> 00:31:16,185
lt did feel good
saving those people.

544
00:31:16,354 --> 00:31:18,549
Well, technically, l saved them,
but you helped.

545
00:31:18,723 --> 00:31:19,382
Whatever.

546
00:31:19,558 --> 00:31:22,026
Let's not get technical.
But why would people

547
00:31:22,194 --> 00:31:25,061
take us serious? We're just
two guys who stole a head.

548
00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:30,100
Hm?

549
00:31:31,803 --> 00:31:33,896
l know how to make them
take us seriously.

550
00:31:34,072 --> 00:31:36,063
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

551
00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:44,715
All right, gentlemen.
Hear ye, hear ye.
Court is in session.

552
00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:46,908
Let's talk shop, okay?

553
00:31:47,085 --> 00:31:48,177
Shall we?

554
00:31:49,454 --> 00:31:51,081
Who's this guy?

555
00:31:51,556 --> 00:31:52,887
Who's your friend?

556
00:31:53,058 --> 00:31:55,185
He's my man.
l'm not your man.

557
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,625
He's not my man.
No. He's not my man.

558
00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,424
He's like, you know, he's like
''my man.'' He's my, uh--

559
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,595
Not-- We're plato-- lt's plato--

560
00:32:03,768 --> 00:32:05,895
We're platonic friends.
Platonic male friends.

561
00:32:06,471 --> 00:32:07,199
He's my

562
00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:09,397
executive associate.

563
00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:13,110
Yes. That's who he is,
and that doesn't matter.

564
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:15,769
What does matter
is how we tackle

565
00:32:15,947 --> 00:32:17,414
this horrible incident.

566
00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:21,074
Whoever did this means business,
and this is just the beginning.

567
00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:24,450
What are you talking about?
You mean the vandalizing business?

568
00:32:24,623 --> 00:32:25,885
Ah, l get it.

569
00:32:26,057 --> 00:32:28,890
Listen, let's not blow this thing
out of proportion.

570
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:31,426
l will blow this guy
in any proportion l like.

571
00:32:31,596 --> 00:32:32,460
This is my

572
00:32:32,631 --> 00:32:35,998
newspaper, Axford, and l want
this man on the front page of it.

573
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:39,659
l want him on the webpage.
l want you to blog about him.

574
00:32:39,871 --> 00:32:42,135
l want him on every
news outlet we have.

575
00:32:42,307 --> 00:32:43,774
l want the whole city
to know

576
00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:45,671
how dangerous this man is.

577
00:32:45,877 --> 00:32:47,572
The man that cut
the head off

578
00:32:47,746 --> 00:32:50,442
of my father's statue.
Not yours.

579
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:52,910
MAN 1 :
All right.

580
00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:56,876
Since there isn't any real info
on the guy's identity,

581
00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:59,819
um, what do
we call him?

582
00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:05,126
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

583
00:33:10,969 --> 00:33:12,266
That's easy.

584
00:33:12,604 --> 00:33:13,901
l got it.

585
00:33:14,706 --> 00:33:17,698
This man is called

586
00:33:18,009 --> 00:33:20,170
the Green Bee.

587
00:33:20,912 --> 00:33:21,776
Mm.

588
00:33:25,784 --> 00:33:26,773
lt's kind of lame.

589
00:33:26,951 --> 00:33:28,475
MAN 2:
lt sounds like a knitting store.

590
00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:30,416
lt sounds like
an energy bar.

591
00:33:30,622 --> 00:33:33,853
No, that came out wrong.
That's not what l meant.
l didn't mean that!

592
00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:35,822
l like the Decapitator.

593
00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:38,622
Well, then make it like
the Green Desecrater.

594
00:33:38,797 --> 00:33:40,458
What's the guy
that drives the horse?

595
00:33:40,632 --> 00:33:41,792
WOMAN:
Or Green Trenchcoat Guy.

596
00:33:41,966 --> 00:33:43,160
The Green Hornet.

597
00:33:43,335 --> 00:33:44,563
No. lt's more like--

598
00:33:44,736 --> 00:33:46,067
MAN 2: What?
MAN 1 : What did--?

599
00:33:46,237 --> 00:33:47,727
The Green Hornet.

600
00:33:49,641 --> 00:33:50,733
That's pretty awesome.

601
00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:51,898
Much better.

602
00:33:52,077 --> 00:33:54,341
You guys like that?
MAN 1 : Yeah, your man's right.

603
00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:56,207
Green Hornet it is.
WOMAN: Looks good too.

604
00:33:56,381 --> 00:33:59,316
MAN 2: The Green Hornet. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine.

605
00:33:59,484 --> 00:34:01,008
lt's decided, then.

606
00:34:01,186 --> 00:34:03,051
The front page of
tomorrow's newspaper

607
00:34:03,221 --> 00:34:06,588
will feature the Green Hornet.
Unless you like Green Bee better?

608
00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:07,588
Anyone? No one?

609
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:08,851
Oh, that's much worse.

610
00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:10,551
WOMAN: Definitely Hornet.
Okay, fine.

611
00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:12,496
Let's roll, Kato.

612
00:34:13,331 --> 00:34:15,094
WOMAN:
So Green Hornet des--

613
00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:17,131
Oh, no, not ''desecrates.''
How about decapitates?

614
00:34:17,302 --> 00:34:18,769
lt's gonna be
a long night.

615
00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:21,635
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

616
00:34:34,919 --> 00:34:36,409
l am.

617
00:34:38,456 --> 00:34:39,388
Shh.

618
00:34:40,091 --> 00:34:42,059
We need to think of
a cool name for you.

619
00:34:42,227 --> 00:34:43,251
The Lil' Stinger!

620
00:34:43,428 --> 00:34:45,328
l'm the Green Hornet,
you're Lil' Stinger!

621
00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:46,521
No way.

622
00:34:47,532 --> 00:34:48,794
The Honey Pot.

623
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,569
Get it? Like, bees make honey?
You're my Honey Pot.

624
00:34:53,037 --> 00:34:54,629
CHUDNOFSKY:
What's going on?

625
00:34:58,443 --> 00:35:02,379
Decapitated statues.
l decapitated real people.

626
00:35:02,547 --> 00:35:04,447
No, no. l wouldn't
worry about it.

627
00:35:04,616 --> 00:35:06,880
He won't affect
business.

628
00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:09,586
l'm not worried.

629
00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:12,319
Who told you l'm worried?

630
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:13,579
REPORTER:
DA Scanlon!

631
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:16,784
With the nightclub bombing,
and now this Green Hornet guy,

632
00:35:16,961 --> 00:35:19,657
some say the streets might
not be as safe as you say.

633
00:35:19,831 --> 00:35:21,059
Look, guys,

634
00:35:21,232 --> 00:35:23,666
stop connecting
separate thoughts
with invisible lines.

635
00:35:23,835 --> 00:35:26,395
This Green Hornet thing
is just a prank.

636
00:35:26,571 --> 00:35:29,369
<i>[ON TV]
What you guys should report
is that since l took office</i>

637
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,635
<i>crime is down significantly
in the city of Los Angeles.</i>

638
00:35:32,811 --> 00:35:33,971
<i>Thank you.</i>

639
00:35:34,345 --> 00:35:36,210
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

640
00:36:02,807 --> 00:36:04,274
Hi.
Hi.

641
00:36:04,642 --> 00:36:05,939
l'm Lenore Case.

642
00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:09,273
l'm the temp for Mr. Reid's
secretarial position.

643
00:36:09,447 --> 00:36:10,812
Today's my first day.

644
00:36:11,182 --> 00:36:14,618
Oh, nice to meet you.
l'm Kato.

645
00:36:14,786 --> 00:36:16,117
lt's my first day too.

646
00:36:16,287 --> 00:36:18,448
Really? Well, nice to meet you.

647
00:36:18,623 --> 00:36:19,988
Do you work for Mr. Reid?

648
00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:22,383
l'm his executive associate.

649
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,357
Wow. That must be great.

650
00:36:24,796 --> 00:36:27,196
Yeah, it is. So far.

651
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,331
l have a really
important question.

652
00:36:30,502 --> 00:36:32,402
Who is the hottie-boom-bottie

653
00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:34,538
who's standing right
behind me right now?

654
00:36:34,706 --> 00:36:37,504
l'm kidding. Hi, l'm Britt Reid.
l own this newspaper.

655
00:36:37,675 --> 00:36:40,508
What's going on?
lt's such a pleasure. l'm Lenore Case.

656
00:36:40,678 --> 00:36:43,545
l've been sent to be
your temp until you
find a new secretary.

657
00:36:44,849 --> 00:36:45,838
Ah.

658
00:36:46,618 --> 00:36:47,414
Jackpot.

659
00:36:47,819 --> 00:36:49,047
Right this way.

660
00:36:49,254 --> 00:36:50,482
So...

661
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:52,386
got one.

662
00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:53,717
Why don't you tell me:

663
00:36:53,892 --> 00:36:57,555
How do you feel about
the state of this

664
00:36:57,729 --> 00:36:58,991
newspaper

665
00:36:59,163 --> 00:37:01,188
as it stands today.

666
00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:02,555
Go.

667
00:37:03,034 --> 00:37:05,400
To be honest,
this paper has taken a dip

668
00:37:05,570 --> 00:37:07,868
in the last few years
in quality and ambition.

669
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:08,835
Really?

670
00:37:09,173 --> 00:37:10,663
LENORE:
Well, the entire industry has

671
00:37:10,842 --> 00:37:12,400
because of the lnternet.

672
00:37:12,577 --> 00:37:15,944
So there's a lot of pressure
to print easy-to-digest articles.

673
00:37:16,114 --> 00:37:17,046
And it's the last

674
00:37:17,215 --> 00:37:20,309
family-owned paper in the city,
one of the only not attached

675
00:37:20,485 --> 00:37:22,919
to a conglomerate,
so it's understandable.

676
00:37:23,087 --> 00:37:23,883
BRlTT:
Conglomerate?

677
00:37:24,055 --> 00:37:26,421
<i>The Sentinel used to really
use its independence</i>

678
00:37:26,591 --> 00:37:28,218
to be brazen,
at the very least.

679
00:37:28,393 --> 00:37:31,123
Like that article your father
wrote just after the bombing?

680
00:37:31,296 --> 00:37:34,754
That was reporting.
That is the kind of article
that can make a difference.

681
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:36,629
Wow.

682
00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:39,133
That was good. You know
a lot about this shit, huh?

683
00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:42,296
l studied journalism.
l have a minor in criminology.

684
00:37:42,473 --> 00:37:43,963
Really?
Yeah.

685
00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:46,905
Criminology.
The study of the criminal mind.

686
00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:48,102
What are your thoughts

687
00:37:48,279 --> 00:37:51,248
on this Green Hornet
character? Go.

688
00:37:51,749 --> 00:37:52,579
LENORE:
Um...

689
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,911
Well, first, there's
two kinds of criminals.

690
00:37:55,086 --> 00:37:56,553
There's the psycho
egomaniac

691
00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:57,949
and the power maniac.

692
00:37:58,122 --> 00:37:59,555
He seems to be
the second.

693
00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:01,191
English.
LENORE: He defied authority--

694
00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,656
What will he do next?

695
00:38:03,394 --> 00:38:04,383
BRlTT:
Yeah.

696
00:38:04,562 --> 00:38:07,224
What is his next move,
is what l was gonna ask.

697
00:38:07,732 --> 00:38:08,756
<i>[MOUTHS]
Write this down.</i>

698
00:38:09,434 --> 00:38:11,299
LENORE:
Well, he'll probably try to

699
00:38:11,469 --> 00:38:12,663
appropriate more power.

700
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,964
He'll hit somebody
on their own turf.

701
00:38:15,139 --> 00:38:18,631
Basically, he'll start out small,
and then he'll work his way up
to the top.

702
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:21,643
l mean, that's what John Gotti did
to Paul Castellano in '85.

703
00:38:22,013 --> 00:38:23,640
And it worked?
LENORE: Yes.

704
00:38:24,582 --> 00:38:25,981
Wow. Look at you!

705
00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:28,084
You really know a lot
about this stuff.

706
00:38:28,252 --> 00:38:30,083
And you're lovely
and beautiful and--

707
00:38:30,254 --> 00:38:34,247
l'm just sitting here thinking,
''Why are you only pursuing
this in your...?''

708
00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,524
Kato, help me out here.

709
00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:38,855
Twilight?

710
00:38:40,632 --> 00:38:41,462
''Twilight''?

711
00:38:41,799 --> 00:38:42,788
''Twilight''?

712
00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:43,831
Yeah.

713
00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:46,868
l saw the movie,
but l don't see how this is--

714
00:38:47,038 --> 00:38:49,871
Oh, no, no, no. Not like that.
No. Not like the movie.

715
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:54,068
<i>l guess if we're doing movies,
it would be more like Cocoon</i>

716
00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,213
or something like that.

717
00:38:56,381 --> 00:38:58,611
Yeah. Later
in one's years.

718
00:38:58,783 --> 00:39:00,341
What are you--?
l'm only 36.

719
00:39:00,518 --> 00:39:01,610
You're 36?

720
00:39:01,786 --> 00:39:03,219
Holy shit. That's crazy.

721
00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:05,117
Thought you were,
like, 31 , tops.

722
00:39:05,289 --> 00:39:07,416
l don't even know if we
can hire a 36-year-old.

723
00:39:07,592 --> 00:39:08,684
We have to build a ramp.

724
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,157
Huh?

725
00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:10,885
Why now?

726
00:39:11,062 --> 00:39:12,359
She doesn't wanna tell you.

727
00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:14,464
You don't know what
you're talking about.

728
00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:15,690
LENORE:
Mr. Kato is right.

729
00:39:15,867 --> 00:39:17,562
l do not feel comfortable.

730
00:39:17,769 --> 00:39:21,728
And if this means l am not
going to be your temp any
longer, l'm sorry. lt's--

731
00:39:21,906 --> 00:39:23,498
That's exactly
what it means.

732
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,741
Yeah.
Okay, thank you.

733
00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:29,971
Because you are now
my permanent secretary!

734
00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:32,679
Here is what has
gone down, Lenore.

735
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,216
You've displayed
two things.

736
00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:36,410
Balls.

737
00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:39,147
And if there's one thing
l like on my women,

738
00:39:39,924 --> 00:39:41,221
it's balls.

739
00:39:41,392 --> 00:39:42,586
Be my permanent
secretary.

740
00:39:42,794 --> 00:39:43,761
Are you kidding me?

741
00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:45,589
l'm not kidding.
This is how l do.

742
00:39:45,763 --> 00:39:47,697
This is how l roll,
every day, all day.

743
00:39:47,865 --> 00:39:49,924
l make it rain
like this, okay?

744
00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:51,329
Come work for me.

745
00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:53,732
Just say yes. Don't think.
Really?

746
00:39:53,905 --> 00:39:55,497
l'll do it. Yes!
Thank you. Yes!

747
00:39:55,673 --> 00:39:57,402
This is so exciting.
lt is exciting.

748
00:39:57,575 --> 00:39:59,338
Thank you so much.
Don't thank him.

749
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:00,670
Thank you.
Yes.

750
00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:03,245
l will not disappoint you.
l don't think you will.

751
00:40:03,414 --> 00:40:06,508
l will do in-depth research,
fact checking, spell checking.

752
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:07,776
Anything that
you need.

753
00:40:07,952 --> 00:40:11,513
Why don't you get started on more
Green Hornet research? Perfect.

754
00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:13,648
Bam. She is hot.

755
00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:15,452
lt's crazy how hot
she is. lt's sickening.

756
00:40:15,626 --> 00:40:17,184
Did you write down
everything?

757
00:40:17,361 --> 00:40:18,385
Let me see!

758
00:40:19,564 --> 00:40:20,394
Pervert.

759
00:40:21,532 --> 00:40:23,090
Let's get to work, Kato.

760
00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:26,702
BRlTT:
All right, we got a plan.
Start small,

761
00:40:26,871 --> 00:40:28,862
work our way up to the top.
Okay.

762
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:30,965
We'll need a car.

763
00:40:31,142 --> 00:40:32,302
Yes, we'll need a car.

764
00:40:32,477 --> 00:40:33,569
With some weapons.

765
00:40:33,745 --> 00:40:34,302
Mmm.

766
00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:35,377
And armor.

767
00:40:35,546 --> 00:40:37,104
Cool rims. Spinning rims.

768
00:40:37,281 --> 00:40:38,305
Slurpee machine.

769
00:40:38,483 --> 00:40:40,041
A horn that plays
''La Cucaracha.''

770
00:40:40,218 --> 00:40:41,947
Loaded up the ass
with cool shit!

771
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,314
l can do that.

772
00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:45,285
Kato, l want you
to take my hand

773
00:40:45,456 --> 00:40:47,583
and come with me
on this adventure.

774
00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:50,728
l'll go with you,
but l don't wanna touch you.

775
00:40:50,895 --> 00:40:53,921
Don't take my hand, but will you
come with me on this adventure?

776
00:40:54,098 --> 00:40:55,929
[THE WHlTE STRlPES'
''BLUE ORCHlD'' PLAYlNG]

777
00:41:00,204 --> 00:41:01,728
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

778
00:41:15,987 --> 00:41:16,919
No.

779
00:41:20,191 --> 00:41:21,351
[lMlTATES GUNSHOT]

780
00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:29,762
l'll pick this one.

781
00:41:30,802 --> 00:41:32,599
All right. This one.

782
00:41:34,272 --> 00:41:35,762
Tell me
what's going down, girl.

783
00:41:40,678 --> 00:41:41,337
Hey, Kato!

784
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:42,771
Come closer.

785
00:41:42,947 --> 00:41:44,642
l had an idea for the car.

786
00:41:45,016 --> 00:41:46,847
Ejector seats.

787
00:41:47,018 --> 00:41:48,349
Ejector seats?

788
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:50,316
You don't think
it's a good idea?

789
00:41:53,024 --> 00:41:54,355
BOTH:
Hi.

790
00:42:31,696 --> 00:42:33,687
l'm so excited right now.

791
00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:35,755
l can't wait!

792
00:42:40,171 --> 00:42:41,934
Oh, man. What the hell?

793
00:42:42,106 --> 00:42:43,471
Watch your feet.

794
00:42:43,908 --> 00:42:46,342
l call it the
Black Beauty.

795
00:42:47,178 --> 00:42:48,338
Kato!

796
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,679
lt's beautiful!

797
00:42:50,848 --> 00:42:51,837
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

798
00:42:52,016 --> 00:42:53,574
And it's black.

799
00:42:53,784 --> 00:42:55,081
Wow!

800
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:56,985
lncredible.

801
00:42:57,154 --> 00:42:58,849
[ENGlNE REVS]

802
00:43:05,129 --> 00:43:07,097
Dude, we're forgetting
something important.

803
00:43:09,033 --> 00:43:10,022
Watch this.

804
00:43:14,739 --> 00:43:16,502
That is so wicked.

805
00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,969
[COOLlO'S ''GANGSTA'S PARADlSE''
PLAYlNG ON RECORD]

806
00:43:20,378 --> 00:43:22,437
[SlNGlNG
''GANGSTA'S PARADlSE'']

807
00:43:32,456 --> 00:43:34,151
[SlNGlNG]

808
00:43:44,402 --> 00:43:45,027
Whoo!

809
00:43:48,105 --> 00:43:48,833
[MUSlC STOPS]

810
00:43:49,573 --> 00:43:50,267
Where we going?

811
00:43:50,441 --> 00:43:52,306
l have no idea.
l thought you knew.

812
00:43:52,476 --> 00:43:55,070
Oh, okay, l got an idea. Okay.

813
00:43:55,246 --> 00:43:56,645
[PHONE RlNGS]

814
00:43:58,449 --> 00:43:59,780
Mr. Reid's office.

815
00:43:59,951 --> 00:44:01,646
<i>BRlTT [lN DEEP VOlCE]:
l'm looking at you.</i>

816
00:44:01,819 --> 00:44:02,478
What?

817
00:44:02,653 --> 00:44:03,642
<i>[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
l'm totally joking.</i>

818
00:44:03,821 --> 00:44:05,311
Britt Reid calling.

819
00:44:05,556 --> 00:44:08,150
Burning the candle
at both ends, l see.

820
00:44:08,359 --> 00:44:11,988
Wouldn't Mr. Case
be upset with that?

821
00:44:12,563 --> 00:44:14,758
There is no Mr. Case?

822
00:44:14,932 --> 00:44:16,695
Well, that's not
why l'm calling.

823
00:44:16,867 --> 00:44:20,359
Remember we asked you to do
all that Green Hornet research?

824
00:44:20,571 --> 00:44:22,129
Predicting what
he might do next?

825
00:44:22,306 --> 00:44:24,365
lf you could send us that?
Those crime maps.

826
00:44:24,575 --> 00:44:26,543
<i>Oh, yeah.
That'd be helpful. Fax it over.</i>

827
00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:27,678
Hold on a second.

828
00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:29,642
<i>Let me see.
lt's coming right at you.</i>

829
00:44:30,348 --> 00:44:30,939
Great.

830
00:44:31,115 --> 00:44:32,673
<i>So, what you doing? Just--?</i>

831
00:44:32,850 --> 00:44:34,784
lf you need anything else,
let me know.

832
00:44:34,952 --> 00:44:36,476
<i>l'll talk to you soon.
Uh-huh. Bye-bye.</i>

833
00:44:38,689 --> 00:44:39,951
She wants me so bad,

834
00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:40,818
it's crazy.

835
00:44:40,992 --> 00:44:41,686
Uh-huh.

836
00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:46,318
Here we go.

837
00:44:46,497 --> 00:44:47,395
South Central.

838
00:44:47,598 --> 00:44:49,065
Yeah. Okay. We got

839
00:44:49,233 --> 00:44:50,564
1 4 homicides,

840
00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:53,670
34 assaults,
1 1 6 drug arrests.

841
00:44:53,838 --> 00:44:54,998
This month.

842
00:44:55,339 --> 00:44:57,807
A good place for
the Green Hornet
to make his debut.

843
00:44:58,876 --> 00:45:00,366
Let's roll, Kato.
Let's roll.

844
00:45:04,648 --> 00:45:06,582
BRlTT:
This is really far east.

845
00:45:06,751 --> 00:45:08,685
l've never been
to this part of town.

846
00:45:08,853 --> 00:45:10,650
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

847
00:45:10,821 --> 00:45:12,379
l think we're in the 'hood, Kato.

848
00:45:14,225 --> 00:45:16,159
Britt, Britt!
Do you think

849
00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:17,351
we start with them?

850
00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,155
BRlTT:
Yeah. Just like Lenore said.

851
00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:21,389
Start small, work our way up.

852
00:45:21,565 --> 00:45:23,226
This is really,
really intense.

853
00:45:23,401 --> 00:45:24,868
KATO: You don't want to do it?
BRlTT: l do.

854
00:45:25,036 --> 00:45:27,027
Let's do it before
we chicken out, okay?

855
00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:29,263
l won't chicken out.
Who knows who might?

856
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,429
Just pull up to them.

857
00:45:30,641 --> 00:45:31,608
l don't want to talk.

858
00:45:31,776 --> 00:45:34,336
Well, l don't want to talk either.
So get in the back!

859
00:45:34,779 --> 00:45:37,407
KATO: l barely speak English.
BRlTT: You're speaking English now!

860
00:45:37,581 --> 00:45:40,175
Okay, fine!
Oh, this is so stupid.

861
00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:41,340
Okay.

862
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,687
KATO: Calm down.
BRlTT: l am calm. This is scary.

863
00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:45,947
KATO: Shut up.
BRlTT: You shut up. Just let me talk.

864
00:45:46,157 --> 00:45:48,091
KATO: Be cool, be cool.
BRlTT: l am cool. Shut up.

865
00:45:50,227 --> 00:45:52,286
MAN: Yo, you looking
for that good stuff, man?

866
00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:53,395
[SPEAKS lN SPANlSH]

867
00:45:53,564 --> 00:45:55,191
l am the Green Hornet.

868
00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:57,425
And l would like to sit
down with your boss.

869
00:45:57,601 --> 00:45:58,590
Sit on this, bitch.

870
00:45:58,769 --> 00:46:00,361
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

871
00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:01,767
Aah!

872
00:46:02,273 --> 00:46:03,205
Oh, God!

873
00:46:04,275 --> 00:46:05,173
My arm!

874
00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,202
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

875
00:46:15,086 --> 00:46:17,179
BRlTT: Bean bags!
Kato, hit them with
the bean bags!

876
00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:21,121
[ALL GRUNTlNG]

877
00:46:21,425 --> 00:46:23,757
Yeah! Yeah!

878
00:46:23,994 --> 00:46:25,325
Let me show you
how it's done!

879
00:46:27,098 --> 00:46:27,757
Green

880
00:46:27,932 --> 00:46:28,956
Hornet

881
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:30,191
says hello!

882
00:46:31,702 --> 00:46:32,794
[BRlTT GASPS]

883
00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:54,521
Eat my foot,

884
00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:55,818
bitch!

885
00:46:57,094 --> 00:46:58,152
My nuts!

886
00:47:06,303 --> 00:47:07,531
What the hell was that?

887
00:47:10,608 --> 00:47:12,269
Who do you work fo--?

888
00:47:12,443 --> 00:47:13,808
Oh, God. Gross.

889
00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:17,846
Who do you work for?

890
00:47:18,015 --> 00:47:20,210
Shit. Hey! You!

891
00:47:20,384 --> 00:47:21,715
Come here! Come here!

892
00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:23,148
Hey! Who do you work for?

893
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,048
Chudnofsky.

894
00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,483
Guy everybody works for.

895
00:47:25,656 --> 00:47:26,315
BRlTT:
Chov-what-sky?

896
00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:27,457
Chudnofsky.

897
00:47:28,392 --> 00:47:30,292
What kind of a
dumb name is that?

898
00:47:30,461 --> 00:47:31,553
Where do you get
the shit you sell?

899
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,060
l won't tell you.

900
00:47:33,330 --> 00:47:34,695
Oh, really? Never?

901
00:47:37,434 --> 00:47:39,129
MAN:
Chudnofsky's on our ass, guys.

902
00:47:39,303 --> 00:47:41,066
We gotta get this
shipment done.

903
00:47:48,746 --> 00:47:50,873
You've just
been stung!

904
00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:52,276
Yeah!

905
00:47:52,449 --> 00:47:53,279
You!

906
00:47:53,684 --> 00:47:55,549
This is my town now!

907
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,051
My name is the Green Hornet.

908
00:47:58,455 --> 00:48:00,423
Cool, man.
Nice to meet you.

909
00:48:00,591 --> 00:48:02,320
Cool. How's it going?

910
00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:04,657
Anyway, tell your boss

911
00:48:04,828 --> 00:48:07,956
the Green Hornet
sends his regards.

912
00:48:08,132 --> 00:48:08,962
Dude.

913
00:48:10,834 --> 00:48:13,166
You broke my lab, man.

914
00:48:13,337 --> 00:48:13,996
BRlTT:
Yeah.

915
00:48:14,171 --> 00:48:15,798
l'm sorry about that.

916
00:48:19,009 --> 00:48:21,000
Let's burn this
mother down, Kato.

917
00:48:33,857 --> 00:48:35,347
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

918
00:48:38,829 --> 00:48:40,660
Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.

919
00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:45,262
The guy was crazy, man.
l mean, he drove a car
through a wall.

920
00:48:45,436 --> 00:48:47,404
The thing looked
like a half-tank.

921
00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:49,334
There was fire
coming out of the thing.

922
00:48:49,673 --> 00:48:50,799
And?

923
00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:53,040
Oh, yeah,
he gave me this.

924
00:48:55,112 --> 00:48:57,273
He said that
this is his town now.

925
00:48:59,283 --> 00:49:02,616
A man comes in in an insect
costume and you shit your pants?

926
00:49:02,786 --> 00:49:04,811
Look, trust me!

927
00:49:04,989 --> 00:49:07,514
A grown man
wearing a mask

928
00:49:07,691 --> 00:49:10,319
is a little bit scarier
than a guy wearing a suit.

929
00:49:16,834 --> 00:49:21,362
You're not pleased with my suit?
Does it fail to fill you with fear?

930
00:49:23,374 --> 00:49:26,741
l'm sorry, l didn't mean
any disrespect.

931
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:30,209
Do you have any idea
how many great people
have killed in a suit?!

932
00:49:32,716 --> 00:49:33,808
l like your suit.

933
00:49:33,984 --> 00:49:35,008
Me too.

934
00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:37,219
This is exactly
what l was talking about.

935
00:49:37,388 --> 00:49:41,154
l'm not as scary as some idiot
in a green mask. Come on!

936
00:49:42,326 --> 00:49:44,055
You said it won't
affect business.

937
00:49:44,228 --> 00:49:45,661
Now, this guy ran six

938
00:49:45,829 --> 00:49:47,729
of the biggest meth labs in L.A.

939
00:49:47,898 --> 00:49:49,729
Now because of that Hornet,
he's dead.

940
00:49:50,668 --> 00:49:52,431
Business affected.

941
00:49:52,603 --> 00:49:55,504
l've got reports of
the Green Hornet
shooting out a camera...

942
00:49:55,673 --> 00:49:58,107
l had a report that
an elderly couple claims

943
00:49:58,275 --> 00:50:00,243
he gave the finger
from the HOV Lane.

944
00:50:00,411 --> 00:50:03,437
--that saw the Green Hornet
and his chauffeur in a fistfight

945
00:50:03,614 --> 00:50:06,014
with gang members
in South Central.

946
00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:08,811
The Green Hornet
raises questions.
We all know that

947
00:50:08,986 --> 00:50:11,250
gang proliferation
has been rising.

948
00:50:11,422 --> 00:50:12,946
Okay, that'll be homework.

949
00:50:13,123 --> 00:50:14,420
l got a yoga class.

950
00:50:14,591 --> 00:50:18,527
Don't worry.
Anyhoo, bottom line:
Headlines, people.

951
00:50:18,696 --> 00:50:21,062
Get this story
out there.

952
00:50:21,231 --> 00:50:24,098
Will the violence continue
to spill out onto the street?

953
00:50:24,268 --> 00:50:26,395
What are the police
doing about it?

954
00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:28,629
ls anyone safe

955
00:50:28,806 --> 00:50:30,137
at the mercy of,

956
00:50:30,341 --> 00:50:31,706
dot, dot, dot,

957
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:32,864
the Green Hornet?

958
00:50:33,043 --> 00:50:35,637
And l want those dots.
l want dots in the paper, okay?

959
00:50:35,813 --> 00:50:37,246
Want us to handle
this delicately?

960
00:50:37,748 --> 00:50:38,840
No.

961
00:50:39,216 --> 00:50:42,674
But DA Scanlon's re-election platform
is based on cleaning up the streets.

962
00:50:42,853 --> 00:50:44,320
You guys are acquaintances.

963
00:50:44,488 --> 00:50:46,820
So if you want us to--
That's a great idea.

964
00:50:46,990 --> 00:50:47,957
You should use that.

965
00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:49,558
Write an article about that!

966
00:50:49,727 --> 00:50:53,458
''Even DA Scanlon is quivering
at the feet of this scourge.''

967
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:54,995
Use the word ''scourge.''

968
00:50:55,165 --> 00:50:56,928
Write an article about that.
Britt.

969
00:50:57,101 --> 00:50:58,932
Can l talk to you?
Yeah, yeah.

970
00:50:59,103 --> 00:51:02,971
l know what you're trying
to do, turn this newspaper
into a discotheque.

971
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:04,232
But it's not gonna work.

972
00:51:04,408 --> 00:51:06,603
That's not what l'm doing.
She's a brainy broad.

973
00:51:06,777 --> 00:51:08,301
This is a serious matter,
okay?

974
00:51:08,479 --> 00:51:10,470
Every line we print,
there's repercussions.

975
00:51:10,647 --> 00:51:12,979
Somebody has to take
responsibility. That's me.

976
00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:16,278
Well, l'm not afraid of
these bastards and you
shouldn't be either.

977
00:51:17,187 --> 00:51:18,176
Neither was Daniel.

978
00:51:18,355 --> 00:51:19,617
He made it to the wall.

979
00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:22,520
They killed him for wantonly
speculating on the drug war.

980
00:51:22,693 --> 00:51:26,094
That's exactly what you and
your little girlfriend are doing.

981
00:51:26,263 --> 00:51:28,595
l know you think my
experience ain't worth shit,

982
00:51:28,766 --> 00:51:31,030
but your father listened to me.
So should you.

983
00:51:31,468 --> 00:51:33,368
This is the story l want to run.

984
00:51:33,537 --> 00:51:37,337
l'm going with it,
and if he were still
with us, it's what

985
00:51:38,175 --> 00:51:41,542
Daniel Vertell...
Vertellah?

986
00:51:41,712 --> 00:51:43,373
Vertellot? Vertolibe?

987
00:51:43,547 --> 00:51:46,345
Vertalot. lt's what he
would've wanted too.
Okay?

988
00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:49,546
That's the story, team.
Run it!

989
00:51:50,354 --> 00:51:51,685
Britt Reid outro.

990
00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:54,452
[VAN HALEN'S ''FEEL YOUR
LOVE TONlGHT'' PLAYlNG]

991
00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:01,390
Bzz. Bzz.

992
00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:08,827
''Scourge''?

993
00:52:09,473 --> 00:52:10,303
[GLASS BREAKS]

994
00:52:14,545 --> 00:52:16,536
--tail on this Hornet guy!

995
00:52:36,967 --> 00:52:38,662
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

996
00:52:42,406 --> 00:52:43,464
Yeah!

997
00:52:43,874 --> 00:52:44,841
Red light. Stop!

998
00:52:45,275 --> 00:52:46,299
Shit, the camera got us.

999
00:52:46,477 --> 00:52:47,341
[TlRES SCREECH]

1000
00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:53,542
What camera?

1001
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,813
<i>The Green Hornet
and his masked accomplice</i>

1002
00:52:58,989 --> 00:53:01,116
<i>stirred up trouble in
the southland today.</i>

1003
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:03,589
<i>Violence has erupted downtown...</i>

1004
00:53:04,461 --> 00:53:06,122
[WHlSTLlNG]

1005
00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:08,855
Kato? Breakfast in the house.
Yes.

1006
00:53:09,032 --> 00:53:10,590
l just checked
the Hornet mail.

1007
00:53:10,767 --> 00:53:13,099
Nothing new,
but they'll be a-knocking.

1008
00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:14,737
Sounds great.
Yeah.

1009
00:53:15,939 --> 00:53:19,102
l have something for you.
Really? Awesome.

1010
00:53:22,779 --> 00:53:26,408
<i>''Dear Britt, you are
my shon-di.''</i>

1011
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:27,413
<i>What's shon-di?</i>

1012
00:53:27,584 --> 00:53:28,573
Brother.

1013
00:53:29,419 --> 00:53:30,886
That's awfully nice.

1014
00:53:31,054 --> 00:53:32,248
[lMlTATES EXPLOSlON]

1015
00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:34,788
l've never had a brother, man.
l always wanted one.

1016
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:37,150
[HUMS FANFARE]

1017
00:53:38,662 --> 00:53:40,027
Whoa!

1018
00:53:40,564 --> 00:53:41,826
What the hell
is this?

1019
00:53:42,032 --> 00:53:44,796
lt's a gas gun.
Your Hornet gun!

1020
00:53:44,968 --> 00:53:46,333
A gas gun?
Yeah.

1021
00:53:46,537 --> 00:53:48,630
Why not a ''gun'' gun?

1022
00:53:48,805 --> 00:53:50,272
Our enemies have
''gun'' guns.

1023
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,567
What? l don't understand.
What are these?

1024
00:53:52,743 --> 00:53:55,268
What is this? What are these?
Are these paint balls?

1025
00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:57,413
No. lnside is
knockout gas.

1026
00:53:57,581 --> 00:53:58,946
That's insane.

1027
00:53:59,116 --> 00:54:00,777
Where's yours?
Do you have one?

1028
00:54:00,951 --> 00:54:03,419
Do you have a black version of it?
No, just you.

1029
00:54:03,587 --> 00:54:05,418
No?
No.

1030
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,079
Well, why not?
Why just me?

1031
00:54:07,257 --> 00:54:09,589
You are so special.

1032
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,160
l know, but how come
l'm the only one with a gun?

1033
00:54:12,329 --> 00:54:13,193
You don't have

1034
00:54:13,363 --> 00:54:16,161
much fighting experience,
so l thought you needed a gun.

1035
00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:19,830
Well, l'll be honest,
that's a little insulting, man.

1036
00:54:20,003 --> 00:54:21,834
We were both badasses
the other night.

1037
00:54:22,005 --> 00:54:24,974
l kicked that guy in the face
like three times. ln the face.

1038
00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:26,370
Yeah, yeah,
l remember.

1039
00:54:26,577 --> 00:54:27,805
Yeah.

1040
00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:29,343
lt makes you look cool.

1041
00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:31,481
l need to look cool now?
What the hell?

1042
00:54:31,648 --> 00:54:32,979
You said my outfit was pimp.

1043
00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:36,119
l thought, ''That's a weird word.''
But you said it was pimp.

1044
00:54:36,286 --> 00:54:37,617
lt is pimp.
Yeah.

1045
00:54:37,788 --> 00:54:39,779
The Hornet gun
is just an accessory.

1046
00:54:39,957 --> 00:54:40,946
An accessory?
Yeah.

1047
00:54:41,124 --> 00:54:44,184
Well, then you need
nunchucks, then.

1048
00:54:44,661 --> 00:54:47,391
lf you don't like it, don't use it.
How does it work?

1049
00:54:48,198 --> 00:54:48,823
Shit!

1050
00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:50,625
Hey.

1051
00:54:50,801 --> 00:54:52,496
Hey, hey, hey.

1052
00:54:52,669 --> 00:54:54,637
Okay. lt works.

1053
00:54:54,805 --> 00:54:56,966
[RESPlRATOR WHlRRlNG
AND MONlTOR BEEPlNG]

1054
00:55:04,314 --> 00:55:05,303
What the hell?

1055
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,349
Kato!

1056
00:55:07,618 --> 00:55:08,585
Kato!

1057
00:55:08,752 --> 00:55:09,741
l'm here!

1058
00:55:12,322 --> 00:55:13,846
Hey, you're awake.

1059
00:55:14,024 --> 00:55:15,457
What the hell?
What happened to me?

1060
00:55:15,626 --> 00:55:17,355
What's happening?
What happened?

1061
00:55:17,527 --> 00:55:20,189
You shot yourself in
the face by mistake.

1062
00:55:21,164 --> 00:55:23,325
How long was l out?
What time is it?

1063
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,762
Two o'clock.

1064
00:55:25,235 --> 00:55:26,759
Oh, that's not
so bad, l guess.

1065
00:55:27,704 --> 00:55:29,001
On Thursday.

1066
00:55:29,339 --> 00:55:32,206
lt's Thursday? Are you ki--?
lt's not Monday right now?

1067
00:55:32,376 --> 00:55:33,400
No. l'm sorry.

1068
00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,574
Did you put this diaper on me?

1069
00:55:47,924 --> 00:55:49,186
Well, what did l miss?

1070
00:55:49,359 --> 00:55:50,348
Nothing really.

1071
00:55:50,527 --> 00:55:52,825
l did some work on
the Black Beauties.

1072
00:55:52,996 --> 00:55:54,054
BRlTT:
''Beauties''?

1073
00:55:55,232 --> 00:55:56,722
Holy crap.

1074
00:55:56,967 --> 00:55:58,457
KATO:
Backups.

1075
00:55:58,735 --> 00:56:00,965
BRlTT:
How the hell did you
do this in four days?

1076
00:56:01,171 --> 00:56:02,661
lt's been 1 1 days.

1077
00:56:04,941 --> 00:56:08,138
Whoa, 1 1 days? What?!
Are you kidding me?

1078
00:56:08,311 --> 00:56:10,905
l wasn't sleeping,
l was in a coma, dick!

1079
00:56:11,081 --> 00:56:13,413
But it's okay now,
l fixed the Hornet gas.

1080
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,778
The gas only lasts
one hour.

1081
00:56:15,952 --> 00:56:17,044
Can l see it?

1082
00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,085
Okay, but be careful
this time. Okay?

1083
00:56:19,256 --> 00:56:22,191
l just want to look at it.
Just give it to me for
one second...

1084
00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:27,764
See you
in an hour.

1085
00:56:27,798 --> 00:56:28,958
Mr. Reid!

1086
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:30,099
Hey.

1087
00:56:30,267 --> 00:56:32,792
Welcome back.
l'm so glad you're
feeling better.

1088
00:56:32,969 --> 00:56:34,800
l heard that mono
was the worst.

1089
00:56:34,971 --> 00:56:36,063
Mono?

1090
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,932
Mm-hm.

1091
00:56:38,108 --> 00:56:40,599
Yeah, well, it's better
than herpes, right?

1092
00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,772
Here are your messages.
l have some meetings

1093
00:56:43,947 --> 00:56:45,938
l'd like to set up with you.
Cool.

1094
00:56:46,116 --> 00:56:47,276
Knock that off.

1095
00:56:47,451 --> 00:56:48,281
Here is the research

1096
00:56:48,452 --> 00:56:50,647
that you asked for
before you got sick.

1097
00:56:50,821 --> 00:56:52,686
Green Hornet!
Me likey!

1098
00:56:52,856 --> 00:56:55,916
DA Scanlon called,
he said that he really
needs to speak to you.

1099
00:56:56,093 --> 00:56:56,718
Boring!

1100
00:56:56,893 --> 00:56:58,758
l need to go look
at this stuff.

1101
00:57:07,671 --> 00:57:09,332
l read the article you sent me.

1102
00:57:09,506 --> 00:57:10,803
LENORE:
What are you doing tonight?

1103
00:57:10,974 --> 00:57:11,963
Nothing.
No?

1104
00:57:12,142 --> 00:57:13,006
Nothing at all.

1105
00:57:13,176 --> 00:57:16,942
Thought maybe we could
go get dinner or get a drink,
blow off some steam.

1106
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,475
Yeah. l would love to.

1107
00:57:19,883 --> 00:57:20,577
What time?

1108
00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:21,775
LENORE:
l was thinking 7?

1109
00:57:21,952 --> 00:57:23,180
We could meet
downstairs.

1110
00:57:24,621 --> 00:57:25,815
Seven.

1111
00:57:28,692 --> 00:57:31,058
Perfect. l'll be there.
Okay.

1112
00:57:33,697 --> 00:57:35,494
Oh! That was awesome!

1113
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:37,524
BRlTT:
Hey, Kato!

1114
00:57:37,701 --> 00:57:39,828
Can you make me
some coffee?

1115
00:57:42,773 --> 00:57:45,173
You don't have your whole
little operation set up,

1116
00:57:45,342 --> 00:57:47,333
but whatever you whip up
would be great.

1117
00:57:47,844 --> 00:57:48,640
Lenore,

1118
00:57:48,812 --> 00:57:51,246
have you had this
little bastard's coffee?

1119
00:57:51,414 --> 00:57:52,278
Because it is

1120
00:57:52,449 --> 00:57:54,610
scrump-diddly-umptious.
You want a cup?

1121
00:57:54,785 --> 00:57:55,752
l'm fine, thank you.

1122
00:57:55,919 --> 00:57:57,580
So that's just one

1123
00:57:57,754 --> 00:57:58,846
cup of coffee, Kato.

1124
00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:03,190
So there's this restaurant
that just opened in the
San Fernando Valley,

1125
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,228
and it's called
La Maison des la Voide.

1126
00:58:07,397 --> 00:58:09,991
The whole thing is you eat
your meal in total darkness.

1127
00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:11,361
So with deprived sight,

1128
00:58:11,535 --> 00:58:13,469
each bite is like an
orgasm in your mouth.

1129
00:58:13,637 --> 00:58:14,626
[PHONE RlNGS]

1130
00:58:14,871 --> 00:58:16,668
And l was thinking
maybe it would be

1131
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,501
Mr. Reid's office.
fun if...

1132
00:58:18,675 --> 00:58:21,075
This is DA Scanlon calling
for Britt Reid, please.

1133
00:58:21,244 --> 00:58:23,178
Hello, sir. l'm aware
you've been calling.

1134
00:58:23,346 --> 00:58:25,007
No, he's had mono.

1135
00:58:25,182 --> 00:58:28,345
Let me look. Maybe
there's a chance we could
work that out today.

1136
00:58:29,986 --> 00:58:30,850
Ow! Ow!

1137
00:58:31,454 --> 00:58:32,443
Ow!

1138
00:58:32,622 --> 00:58:34,715
lf you ever tell me
to get you coffee again,

1139
00:58:34,891 --> 00:58:36,449
l'll beat the shit
out of you!

1140
00:58:36,626 --> 00:58:39,254
What are you--? What is wrong
with you? Are you crazy?

1141
00:58:39,429 --> 00:58:42,091
This is our plan,
you're supposed to work for me!

1142
00:58:42,265 --> 00:58:43,698
You got me a Jamba Juice!

1143
00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:45,630
We're supposed to be
brothers, man.

1144
00:58:45,836 --> 00:58:47,701
<i>We're supposed to be
shon-di!</i>

1145
00:58:47,871 --> 00:58:49,736
What happened to that,
huh?

1146
00:58:49,906 --> 00:58:51,066
l'm sorry.

1147
00:58:51,241 --> 00:58:52,640
You should be sorry.

1148
00:58:52,843 --> 00:58:56,040
We've become
superheroes and there's
a lot of stress involved,

1149
00:58:56,213 --> 00:58:58,340
but you don't gotta
freak out about it.

1150
00:58:59,082 --> 00:59:00,413
Now can l have
the coffee?

1151
00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:02,848
l'm joking. l'm totally joking.

1152
00:59:03,253 --> 00:59:04,777
You still mad at me,
Kato?

1153
00:59:04,955 --> 00:59:05,979
No.

1154
00:59:06,156 --> 00:59:07,145
Good.

1155
00:59:07,357 --> 00:59:09,086
Because you shouldn't
be anyway.

1156
00:59:09,259 --> 00:59:10,521
What's up with
Lenore, man?

1157
00:59:10,694 --> 00:59:12,286
ls she acting weird
around me?

1158
00:59:12,562 --> 00:59:13,551
No, why?

1159
00:59:13,730 --> 00:59:14,719
l ''like'' like her.

1160
00:59:15,098 --> 00:59:17,760
And l can't nail her.
She's completely un-nailable.

1161
00:59:17,934 --> 00:59:20,425
lt's a terrible fact.
l don't know what to do.

1162
00:59:20,604 --> 00:59:23,095
She doesn't like you,
why would you want her?

1163
00:59:23,273 --> 00:59:26,106
Maybe it's because
she doesn't like me.
lsn't that sick?

1164
00:59:26,276 --> 00:59:27,607
That could be it.

1165
00:59:28,144 --> 00:59:31,773
Girls are such a drag, Kato.
Thank God we have each other.

1166
00:59:32,249 --> 00:59:35,912
Hey! l'm calling a boys' night!
What do you say, huh?

1167
00:59:36,086 --> 00:59:37,075
What are you doing?

1168
00:59:37,254 --> 00:59:41,281
l didn't know you wanted
to hang out. l'm going for
drinks with a friend.

1169
00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:43,756
Friend? Who?
Come on.

1170
00:59:44,461 --> 00:59:45,519
Tony.

1171
00:59:45,695 --> 00:59:46,753
Tony?

1172
00:59:48,598 --> 00:59:49,997
Well, have fun!

1173
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,134
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
Can l come?

1174
00:59:55,472 --> 00:59:57,770
[PlANO PLAYlNG]

1175
00:59:57,941 --> 00:59:59,431
KATO: You want to try?
LENORE: No.

1176
00:59:59,609 --> 01:00:01,008
Hit the black key.

1177
01:00:01,211 --> 01:00:02,803
Really?
Yeah.

1178
01:00:02,979 --> 01:00:04,469
Okay, l'll try.
Which one?

1179
01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:16,114
You know,

1180
01:00:16,293 --> 01:00:19,524
this Green Hornet thing
is just crazy, isn't it?

1181
01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,857
l mean, it's all l can
think about sometimes.

1182
01:00:22,933 --> 01:00:26,733
l feel really in tuned with it.
Kind of like that guy with
the Zodiac Killer.

1183
01:00:26,937 --> 01:00:28,962
What about the man
dressed in black?

1184
01:00:30,006 --> 01:00:31,371
Johnny Cash?

1185
01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:33,202
No. His partner.

1186
01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:36,709
His partner.
No, l don't think that
that's his partner.

1187
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,848
That's probably just
some thug he hired.

1188
01:00:39,015 --> 01:00:40,642
Anyhow, they'll both
be dead in no time.

1189
01:00:40,817 --> 01:00:41,806
Hm?

1190
01:00:41,985 --> 01:00:43,009
Yeah.

1191
01:00:44,054 --> 01:00:44,918
Why?

1192
01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:48,182
Because the Green
Hornet's been attracting
way too much attention.

1193
01:00:48,358 --> 01:00:50,918
Whoever's in charge
is gonna get tired of it,

1194
01:00:51,094 --> 01:00:53,358
call him in to make
a deal, then kill him.

1195
01:00:53,530 --> 01:00:55,964
lt's what Gotti did
to Mangela in '8 7.

1196
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:58,896
ln two weeks.
Two weeks, tops,
that's what l give them.

1197
01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:00,437
Two weeks?
Dead.

1198
01:01:00,503 --> 01:01:01,595
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1199
01:01:01,771 --> 01:01:04,934
CHlLl:
You're not gonna like this,
but we got nothing.

1200
01:01:05,108 --> 01:01:07,372
lt's like the Green Hornet
didn't exist.

1201
01:01:07,544 --> 01:01:09,034
Nobody's done a deal
with him,

1202
01:01:09,212 --> 01:01:10,270
done time with him.

1203
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,538
Nobody's heard of him.

1204
01:01:11,715 --> 01:01:13,546
lt's like he came
out of thin air.

1205
01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:15,742
POPE YE:
Yeah, and l've gotta say,

1206
01:01:15,986 --> 01:01:18,750
he's setting a bad example
for the other gangs.

1207
01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:20,617
l met with the
Armenians today.

1208
01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:23,623
They told me if the
Hornet is independent,

1209
01:01:23,793 --> 01:01:26,091
they wanna be
independent too.

1210
01:01:26,696 --> 01:01:28,527
The Armenians truly said that?

1211
01:01:29,065 --> 01:01:32,000
And l heard rumors
the Koreans are
talking the same.

1212
01:01:32,268 --> 01:01:33,428
Which Korean?

1213
01:01:33,903 --> 01:01:35,063
Kim.

1214
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,905
Kim?

1215
01:01:39,876 --> 01:01:42,470
No, Kim never said that.

1216
01:01:42,645 --> 01:01:45,546
No, we've been doing business
for 25 years. We're friends.

1217
01:01:46,249 --> 01:01:47,876
l'm sorry, boss.

1218
01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:49,641
That's just shocking.

1219
01:01:49,819 --> 01:01:52,413
POPE YE:
Maybe we should go down
there and teach them

1220
01:01:52,589 --> 01:01:53,988
to keep their
mouths shut.

1221
01:01:54,157 --> 01:01:54,714
CHUDNOFSKY:
No.

1222
01:01:54,891 --> 01:01:56,290
No. No.

1223
01:01:56,593 --> 01:01:59,585
l should kill Kim myself.
He's a friend.

1224
01:01:59,763 --> 01:02:00,491
[SCREAMS]

1225
01:02:00,663 --> 01:02:03,496
And l'll kill the Armenians too.
lt'll make me feel better.

1226
01:02:03,666 --> 01:02:05,930
Wait! Wait!
Aah! Aah!

1227
01:02:06,269 --> 01:02:08,533
Great. What about
The Hornet?

1228
01:02:15,645 --> 01:02:16,839
KATO:
Britt?

1229
01:02:18,415 --> 01:02:19,746
What you doing here?

1230
01:02:19,916 --> 01:02:22,476
Guess what,
you son of a bitch.

1231
01:02:24,788 --> 01:02:26,187
We got mail.

1232
01:02:26,356 --> 01:02:29,621
We got Hornet mail!
He e-mailed! lt happened!

1233
01:02:29,793 --> 01:02:32,990
Come here, look!
Come here!
Look, look, look!

1234
01:02:33,696 --> 01:02:35,857
''Green Hornet.'' Me.

1235
01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:38,227
''Good job on the
meth lab.'' Unh!

1236
01:02:38,401 --> 01:02:41,165
''The place was costing me money
and l wanted to shut it down.''

1237
01:02:41,337 --> 01:02:42,167
That's B.S.

1238
01:02:42,338 --> 01:02:45,535
''Let's talk about another
venture that could be
mutually beneficial.

1239
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,802
Please meet tomorrow
at the lot on Fifth and Union

1240
01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:51,071
in downtown at 4 p.m.''

1241
01:02:51,481 --> 01:02:54,211
Another adventure for
the Green Hornet

1242
01:02:54,384 --> 01:02:56,545
and his nameless sidekick!

1243
01:02:56,719 --> 01:02:58,209
[HUMS]

1244
01:02:59,489 --> 01:03:01,821
Looks like we've got
some planning to do.

1245
01:03:01,991 --> 01:03:03,686
lt could be a trap.

1246
01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:07,159
Like how Gotti killed
Mangela in '8 7.

1247
01:03:07,897 --> 01:03:09,455
Where did you hear that from?

1248
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,595
The History Channel.

1249
01:03:13,169 --> 01:03:13,828
Oh, yeah?

1250
01:03:14,237 --> 01:03:15,727
Should we go downtown now

1251
01:03:15,905 --> 01:03:17,065
and check it out?

1252
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,071
No, that's cool.
l got that covered.

1253
01:03:19,242 --> 01:03:21,369
You fill up the car
with weapons and stuff.

1254
01:03:21,544 --> 01:03:25,605
So you're just gonna come up
with the plan by yourself?

1255
01:03:26,182 --> 01:03:27,308
Bingo.

1256
01:03:27,650 --> 01:03:29,880
l don't know
if that's the best idea.

1257
01:03:30,053 --> 01:03:31,714
Course you don't.
What's that mean?

1258
01:03:31,888 --> 01:03:35,016
Oh, it means that
you think you're an
awesome karate dude

1259
01:03:35,191 --> 01:03:38,092
that can do anything,
and that l'm an
incompetent schmuck

1260
01:03:38,261 --> 01:03:40,661
who needs a gun
that shoots farts at people.

1261
01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:42,764
l'm saying, we should
do this together.

1262
01:03:42,932 --> 01:03:44,422
l'm saying
you should go home.

1263
01:03:44,634 --> 01:03:49,162
You should go to sleep
so tomorrow you could
process my incredible plan.

1264
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,000
Fine.

1265
01:03:55,044 --> 01:03:56,671
KATO:
This is so stupid.

1266
01:03:56,846 --> 01:03:58,837
We pissed this guy off.

1267
01:03:59,015 --> 01:04:00,642
Now we're walking
into his turf.

1268
01:04:00,817 --> 01:04:03,149
We walked into their turf
last time and guess what.

1269
01:04:03,319 --> 01:04:05,014
We kicked the crap
out of them.

1270
01:04:05,188 --> 01:04:08,123
And everyone knows:
what happens when
you corner a hornet?

1271
01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:09,349
You get stung.

1272
01:04:09,526 --> 01:04:11,460
''You get stung.''
What does that mean?

1273
01:04:11,628 --> 01:04:14,995
This is not a game, Britt.
And you're gonna get us killed.

1274
01:04:15,165 --> 01:04:18,726
lf you don't like my plan,
you do not have to be a part of it.

1275
01:04:18,935 --> 01:04:20,926
l don't think you have a plan.
l do!

1276
01:04:21,104 --> 01:04:22,503
l just haven't
told you yet.

1277
01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:24,663
And it's amazing,
okay?

1278
01:04:24,841 --> 01:04:27,537
So are you in, or are you
chickening out like a bitch?

1279
01:04:27,877 --> 01:04:28,866
KATO:
You are a bitch.

1280
01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:31,240
BRlTT:
Not now, Kato, not now.
Turn in here.

1281
01:04:32,815 --> 01:04:34,806
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1282
01:04:36,819 --> 01:04:39,379
There they are.
Game faces, Kato.
Game faces.

1283
01:04:39,556 --> 01:04:40,716
KATO:
Shh, shh.

1284
01:04:41,524 --> 01:04:43,685
Here's the plan.
Take this, put it in your ear.

1285
01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:45,487
You listen in
on my phone,

1286
01:04:45,662 --> 01:04:47,152
which l've taped to my chest.

1287
01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:50,527
When l say the secret word,
which is ''Constantinople,''

1288
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:54,030
l'll kick the old guy
in the nuts, you blow
them up with missiles.

1289
01:04:54,204 --> 01:04:56,331
Whoa! Truck!
Kato, back up!

1290
01:04:56,506 --> 01:04:57,598
Back up!
Back up!

1291
01:04:57,774 --> 01:04:59,241
Okay, okay, okay.

1292
01:05:01,411 --> 01:05:02,776
This is not part
of the plan!

1293
01:05:02,946 --> 01:05:03,674
KATO:
No shit!

1294
01:05:03,846 --> 01:05:05,177
[ENGlNE STALLlNG]

1295
01:05:06,916 --> 01:05:07,678
Oh!

1296
01:05:15,091 --> 01:05:18,356
And so thunder
strikes lightning.

1297
01:05:22,799 --> 01:05:24,357
BRlTT:
Okay, don't panic!

1298
01:05:24,534 --> 01:05:25,899
[GRUNTlNG]

1299
01:05:26,069 --> 01:05:28,435
The worst thing we can
do right now is panic.

1300
01:05:28,605 --> 01:05:30,232
Just let me think.

1301
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:38,946
Okay, don't worry.
l'll get us out of here, okay?

1302
01:05:39,115 --> 01:05:41,777
KATO:
No, you won't! We're gonna
die now, you ass-wipe.

1303
01:05:41,951 --> 01:05:44,442
Well, with that attitude
we will! Come on, man!

1304
01:05:49,025 --> 01:05:51,391
l think l'm claustrophobic!
Let me think.

1305
01:05:51,561 --> 01:05:52,084
Oh, no!

1306
01:05:52,262 --> 01:05:53,559
l can't breathe!
Listen, listen.

1307
01:05:53,730 --> 01:05:55,254
[THUDDlNG]

1308
01:05:58,668 --> 01:06:00,329
We're buried!
We are totally buried!

1309
01:06:00,536 --> 01:06:02,231
Okay, okay.

1310
01:06:02,472 --> 01:06:03,837
BRlTT:
What are you doing?

1311
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,565
Either killing us
or saving us.

1312
01:06:06,743 --> 01:06:08,677
BRlTT:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Missiles armed?

1313
01:06:08,845 --> 01:06:10,176
That's your plan?
You'll blow us up.

1314
01:06:10,346 --> 01:06:11,904
That's not a good plan!

1315
01:06:12,081 --> 01:06:13,309
Disarm them, man!

1316
01:06:13,616 --> 01:06:14,947
Shall we part?

1317
01:06:15,952 --> 01:06:17,442
Feel like kebabs
for dinner?

1318
01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:19,247
[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]

1319
01:06:23,593 --> 01:06:24,252
CHUDNOFSKY:
Look out!

1320
01:06:26,529 --> 01:06:27,757
[CHlLl SCREAMS]

1321
01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:30,459
Chili!

1322
01:06:31,701 --> 01:06:33,669
They killed him!
They killed Chili!

1323
01:06:33,836 --> 01:06:35,463
[BEEPlNG]

1324
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:40,369
[KATO SPEAKS lN MANDARlN]

1325
01:06:42,011 --> 01:06:43,000
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1326
01:06:43,479 --> 01:06:44,138
BRlTT:
Run!

1327
01:06:45,281 --> 01:06:46,805
[BRlTT SCREAMS]

1328
01:06:52,121 --> 01:06:53,520
Oh, shit.

1329
01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:55,590
There's thorns in these bushes!
Shut up!

1330
01:06:55,758 --> 01:06:56,622
Shut up!

1331
01:07:00,096 --> 01:07:01,120
BRlTT:
This thing has no aim!

1332
01:07:01,297 --> 01:07:02,195
lt sucks!

1333
01:07:02,365 --> 01:07:03,730
KATO:
You have no aim!

1334
01:07:07,036 --> 01:07:07,695
Britt!

1335
01:07:15,812 --> 01:07:16,801
What?

1336
01:07:26,356 --> 01:07:28,881
l smash window,
you shoot in.

1337
01:07:29,258 --> 01:07:30,919
Every man
for himself!

1338
01:07:39,502 --> 01:07:40,332
Go away!

1339
01:07:41,871 --> 01:07:42,667
CHUDNOFSKY:
Die!

1340
01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:43,996
BRlTT:
Oh, shit!

1341
01:07:45,074 --> 01:07:46,405
[BOTH SCREAM]

1342
01:07:59,055 --> 01:08:00,420
[PANTlNG]

1343
01:08:08,231 --> 01:08:10,722
So you just gonna
ignore me now,
is that it?

1344
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:12,390
Like a baby?

1345
01:08:12,702 --> 01:08:15,227
And go home,
eat some baby
food maybe?

1346
01:08:15,405 --> 01:08:16,895
Drink some milk?

1347
01:08:17,073 --> 01:08:18,267
Why don't you
talk like a baby.

1348
01:08:18,441 --> 01:08:20,534
Mama, goo-goo.
You baby.

1349
01:08:25,515 --> 01:08:26,982
Waah.

1350
01:08:27,183 --> 01:08:28,912
Waah.

1351
01:08:29,085 --> 01:08:30,484
Baby.

1352
01:08:32,688 --> 01:08:36,385
<i>WOMAN [ON TV]:
Explosives were triggered
from that vehicle, destroying it,</i>

1353
01:08:36,559 --> 01:08:38,493
<i>freeing the Green Hornet...
KATO: Dickweed.</i>

1354
01:08:39,562 --> 01:08:42,087
You're calling me that too?
l know people call me that.

1355
01:08:42,265 --> 01:08:44,256
That's not a surprise.
That's not a mystery.

1356
01:08:44,434 --> 01:08:45,492
Why not?

1357
01:08:45,768 --> 01:08:47,929
You say rude things
to me all day, every day.

1358
01:08:48,104 --> 01:08:49,469
That's not how
partners work.

1359
01:08:49,639 --> 01:08:50,799
We're not partners.

1360
01:08:50,973 --> 01:08:53,441
l'm the hero,
you're my sidekick!

1361
01:08:53,609 --> 01:08:55,008
That's what this is.

1362
01:08:55,178 --> 01:08:56,975
l'm lndy,
you're Short Round!

1363
01:08:57,146 --> 01:08:59,478
Simon, Garfunkel!

1364
01:08:59,649 --> 01:09:02,015
Scooby, Doo!

1365
01:09:02,185 --> 01:09:04,847
Stop fooling yourself.
Green Hornet is nothing
without me.

1366
01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:08,479
l made the knockout gas.
l alone designed and built
the Black Beauty.

1367
01:09:09,292 --> 01:09:10,782
And l didn't help at all?

1368
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,518
How? Ejector seats?

1369
01:09:12,728 --> 01:09:13,786
Exactly.

1370
01:09:14,297 --> 01:09:15,958
What a great idea.

1371
01:09:16,332 --> 01:09:18,527
You may have started
this Green Hornet thing

1372
01:09:18,734 --> 01:09:20,531
because you hated
your father.

1373
01:09:21,737 --> 01:09:23,466
You're an egomaniac.
l know.

1374
01:09:24,307 --> 01:09:26,172
Exactly like your father.

1375
01:09:26,742 --> 01:09:30,940
You are a jealous,
pathetic little man!

1376
01:09:31,113 --> 01:09:33,308
Fine. You're doing great
with Lenore.

1377
01:09:33,649 --> 01:09:35,207
What the hell
does that mean?

1378
01:09:35,384 --> 01:09:37,614
Oh, oh. Don't you
walk away on that!

1379
01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:40,221
What, you're charming
her pants off, that's what

1380
01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,686
l'm supposed
to believe?

1381
01:09:42,825 --> 01:09:45,191
No, that is
a filthy gesture!

1382
01:09:45,361 --> 01:09:46,453
You know l like her!

1383
01:09:46,629 --> 01:09:48,187
l confided in you, Kato!

1384
01:09:48,364 --> 01:09:50,559
l trusted you!
l told you l liked her!

1385
01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:53,133
Stop it! You hit on
everything that moves.

1386
01:09:53,302 --> 01:09:55,395
l'm amazed you haven't

1387
01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:56,663
hit on me yet.

1388
01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:00,900
lf you keep talking
like this, Kato,

1389
01:10:01,077 --> 01:10:03,012
l'm gonna beat
the shit out of you.

1390
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:05,809
Just so you know.
l'd like to see you try.

1391
01:10:05,982 --> 01:10:07,347
You are a yuppie wimp,

1392
01:10:07,517 --> 01:10:10,816
and l'm a martial arts expert
who grew up penniless
on the streets.

1393
01:10:10,987 --> 01:10:13,182
You grew up penis-less
on the streets.

1394
01:10:13,890 --> 01:10:14,720
Funny!

1395
01:10:14,891 --> 01:10:17,257
Heroes beat sidekicks,
period!

1396
01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:18,757
Don't do that.
Do what?

1397
01:10:18,928 --> 01:10:20,054
l'm warning you.

1398
01:10:24,567 --> 01:10:26,762
Okay, l'm gonna
forget that slap

1399
01:10:26,936 --> 01:10:28,198
so we can fix this.

1400
01:10:28,371 --> 01:10:30,566
Okay, okay, you're right.
You're right.

1401
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:33,208
Let's talk. l'm sorry.

1402
01:10:34,911 --> 01:10:37,505
Sacked you like
a bitch, Kato!

1403
01:10:42,385 --> 01:10:44,319
Come here!
Chop-chop!

1404
01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:50,615
You like that, Kato?
You like it? This is
what you get

1405
01:10:50,793 --> 01:10:52,693
when you corner
a hornet!

1406
01:10:52,929 --> 01:10:53,918
You get--

1407
01:10:54,196 --> 01:10:55,424
Oh, God!

1408
01:10:58,701 --> 01:10:59,725
[KATO SHOUTS lN MANDARlN]

1409
01:10:59,902 --> 01:11:00,926
[SCREAMS]

1410
01:11:02,605 --> 01:11:03,697
Now l'm gonna hurt you.

1411
01:11:03,873 --> 01:11:05,363
l'd like to see you try.

1412
01:11:10,646 --> 01:11:12,204
Get this stupid thing off me,

1413
01:11:12,381 --> 01:11:13,541
you cheating bastard!

1414
01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,120
You dirty bastard!

1415
01:11:34,937 --> 01:11:35,995
You idiot.

1416
01:11:36,672 --> 01:11:37,764
Okay, let's--

1417
01:11:39,742 --> 01:11:40,970
Can we end this?

1418
01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:49,073
You are so stubborn.

1419
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,327
Do you like it? You like it?

1420
01:12:06,502 --> 01:12:07,799
No, l don't like it!

1421
01:12:07,970 --> 01:12:09,198
You like it? You like it?

1422
01:12:09,372 --> 01:12:10,236
l don't like it.

1423
01:12:18,314 --> 01:12:21,613
Okay. Now we can end this.

1424
01:12:22,184 --> 01:12:24,118
Just stop.
Just stop.

1425
01:12:24,286 --> 01:12:25,344
Just stop! Stop!

1426
01:12:25,521 --> 01:12:26,385
Just stop! Stop!

1427
01:12:26,555 --> 01:12:27,419
Stop, stop, stop!

1428
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:30,523
[KATO YELLlNG]

1429
01:12:35,231 --> 01:12:35,993
KATO:
Britt!

1430
01:12:37,533 --> 01:12:38,522
Britt!

1431
01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:41,195
Help!

1432
01:12:43,806 --> 01:12:44,795
Help!

1433
01:12:53,015 --> 01:12:54,880
Get out of my pool.

1434
01:12:56,452 --> 01:12:57,919
Get off my property!

1435
01:12:58,087 --> 01:12:59,714
You're fired!

1436
01:12:59,889 --> 01:13:01,584
Never come back!
Help!

1437
01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:05,693
l can't swim!

1438
01:13:05,928 --> 01:13:07,657
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1439
01:13:12,535 --> 01:13:14,196
Britt! Britt!

1440
01:13:30,019 --> 01:13:31,509
[COUGHlNG]

1441
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:38,953
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]

1442
01:13:39,128 --> 01:13:40,254
KATO:
Lenore, it's me.

1443
01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:42,361
lt's me, Kato.

1444
01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:44,396
What the hell?

1445
01:13:44,567 --> 01:13:46,899
That's for whatever lie you told Britt.
What?

1446
01:13:47,069 --> 01:13:49,264
He called me a minx,
and then he fired me.

1447
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:52,007
[SPEAKS lN MANDARlN]

1448
01:13:52,575 --> 01:13:54,941
CHUDNOFSKY:
Chili was a fine warrior.

1449
01:13:56,145 --> 01:13:58,545
He was a man of
honor and dignity.

1450
01:14:00,049 --> 01:14:02,017
We must show our respect.

1451
01:14:03,085 --> 01:14:04,780
And we must show it
in blood.

1452
01:14:05,621 --> 01:14:07,555
Popeye, go forth.

1453
01:14:08,057 --> 01:14:10,389
Take these words
and spread them:

1454
01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:13,895
The bounty,
1 million dollars.

1455
01:14:14,063 --> 01:14:16,793
The prey,
the Green Hornet.

1456
01:14:16,966 --> 01:14:18,991
Dead, if possible.

1457
01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:21,398
Alive, if necessary.

1458
01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:25,267
l don't care whence they have
to go, or who they have to do.

1459
01:14:25,441 --> 01:14:29,036
l want the head of
the Green Hornet,
and l want it tonight!

1460
01:14:29,345 --> 01:14:31,540
Find him. Kill him.
Take him out.

1461
01:14:31,714 --> 01:14:33,443
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1462
01:14:40,256 --> 01:14:41,314
WOMAN 1 :
How do you do?

1463
01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:43,958
Everybody, chase
The Hornet!

1464
01:14:44,126 --> 01:14:46,788
lt's about The Hornet.
We want him dead.

1465
01:14:46,962 --> 01:14:47,951
All right.

1466
01:14:48,798 --> 01:14:50,129
Hey, you,
do me a favor.

1467
01:14:50,299 --> 01:14:52,859
Listen to me.
He's got a mask on.

1468
01:14:53,068 --> 01:14:55,502
l need you to spread
the word, all right?
Kill him.

1469
01:14:55,671 --> 01:14:57,195
WOMAN 2:
The mask was green. Yeah.

1470
01:14:57,373 --> 01:14:58,431
MAN 1 :
Yo.

1471
01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,199
A green mask.

1472
01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:04,710
WOMAN 2:
A hit on The Hornet.
A million bucks.

1473
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,869
POPE YE:
Good, good.

1474
01:15:06,048 --> 01:15:07,879
MAN 2:
What's going on?
What's the word?

1475
01:15:08,951 --> 01:15:11,715
Listen, this Green Hornet.
He's got a mask on.

1476
01:15:11,887 --> 01:15:13,650
MASSEUSE:
One million dollar.
The Green Hornet.

1477
01:15:13,823 --> 01:15:16,018
VALET:
You got it. All right.

1478
01:15:16,325 --> 01:15:17,383
POPE YE:
Hey, Jacko!

1479
01:15:17,593 --> 01:15:19,652
MASSEUSE:
Hey, man, you wanna
make a few bucks?

1480
01:15:19,829 --> 01:15:22,093
[ALL CHATTERlNG]

1481
01:15:23,866 --> 01:15:25,060
[SCREAMS]

1482
01:15:38,147 --> 01:15:39,171
[SCREAMS]

1483
01:15:45,154 --> 01:15:47,816
CHUDNOFSKY:
You failed to kill me
The Hornet, Popeye!

1484
01:15:52,695 --> 01:15:54,185
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1485
01:15:55,865 --> 01:15:58,026
l warned you
about this.

1486
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,963
You heightened this
thing to a point

1487
01:16:00,135 --> 01:16:02,535
where it had to reach
some kind of a climax.

1488
01:16:02,705 --> 01:16:04,900
Well, here it is.

1489
01:16:07,376 --> 01:16:10,573
l hope you realize now
that you should stay
out of my way.

1490
01:16:10,746 --> 01:16:12,839
Let me run this paper.

1491
01:16:18,954 --> 01:16:22,014
<i>WOMAN [ON TV]:
A gruesome scene last night as
bodies were found across the city,</i>

1492
01:16:22,191 --> 01:16:24,853
<i>every one of them
wearing green clothing.</i>

1493
01:16:25,027 --> 01:16:26,051
[LlNE RlNGS]

1494
01:16:26,228 --> 01:16:28,924
<i>lnvestigators believe the slaughter
was part of a manhunt...</i>

1495
01:16:29,098 --> 01:16:30,588
DA Scanlon's office,
please.

1496
01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:33,500
<i>The victims were unrelated
and authorities believe</i>

1497
01:16:33,669 --> 01:16:35,227
<i>their only connection was</i>

1498
01:16:35,404 --> 01:16:38,703
<i>their choice of attire.
As a precaution,
police are advising</i>

1499
01:16:38,874 --> 01:16:42,139
<i>citizens to avoid wearing
the color green, so as not to be</i>

1500
01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:44,074
<i>unwittingly targeted.</i>

1501
01:16:45,614 --> 01:16:48,105
This is my fault. This is
what l did with this paper.

1502
01:16:48,284 --> 01:16:49,114
SCANLON:
So what?

1503
01:16:49,285 --> 01:16:52,652
At least you tried. Your dad
would have understood that.

1504
01:16:52,821 --> 01:16:55,153
Look, running a newspaper
must be difficult.

1505
01:16:55,324 --> 01:16:58,851
l mean, if it's anything like
running a re-election campaign,

1506
01:16:59,028 --> 01:17:01,724
it's gotta be a pain
in the ass. Heh, heh.

1507
01:17:01,897 --> 01:17:06,061
Fortunately, l think we
can make each other's
lives easier.

1508
01:17:06,835 --> 01:17:08,097
How?

1509
01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:09,999
There are two sides
to every story.

1510
01:17:10,205 --> 01:17:13,140
l mean, some people,
they see an event and they

1511
01:17:13,309 --> 01:17:16,244
interpret it as this crime war,
you know?

1512
01:17:16,412 --> 01:17:18,141
Other people see
the same incident

1513
01:17:18,314 --> 01:17:20,612
and they interpret it
as an isolated event.

1514
01:17:20,783 --> 01:17:23,115
Yeah.
l guess l could...

1515
01:17:24,787 --> 01:17:28,154
help you decide how
these incidents are exposed.

1516
01:17:28,324 --> 01:17:30,087
ln the public interest,
of course.

1517
01:17:30,259 --> 01:17:34,286
Now, if this collaboration
leads to assert my position,

1518
01:17:34,463 --> 01:17:36,693
well, l will make sure
that you

1519
01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:40,164
enjoy compensation
in return.

1520
01:17:40,336 --> 01:17:41,598
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1521
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:43,761
What kind of compensation?

1522
01:17:44,006 --> 01:17:45,371
Mmm.

1523
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,236
Frank, are you--?

1524
01:17:47,509 --> 01:17:49,875
Are you saying you want me
to slant the news

1525
01:17:50,045 --> 01:17:52,275
for your re-election?
ls that what this is?

1526
01:17:52,448 --> 01:17:53,813
l thought you
needed my help.

1527
01:17:53,983 --> 01:17:56,577
We help each other out

1528
01:17:56,752 --> 01:17:59,220
so that we can
both get ahead.

1529
01:17:59,388 --> 01:18:01,754
This is mutually beneficial.

1530
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,949
Okay, l get it now.

1531
01:18:05,527 --> 01:18:07,620
You went to my dad,
he rejected your offer,

1532
01:18:07,796 --> 01:18:09,821
and you think you can
push me around.

1533
01:18:10,165 --> 01:18:11,826
That's what you think?

1534
01:18:12,001 --> 01:18:13,764
No, what l think

1535
01:18:14,269 --> 01:18:17,466
is that you overvalue
your dad's integrity.

1536
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:22,268
You get out of my office
right this second.

1537
01:18:23,412 --> 01:18:24,970
[SCOFFS]

1538
01:18:27,349 --> 01:18:29,078
This might be
what you're looking for.

1539
01:18:29,284 --> 01:18:30,273
Thank you.

1540
01:18:30,452 --> 01:18:31,510
You're welcome.

1541
01:18:56,712 --> 01:18:58,043
Stay here.

1542
01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:03,214
Boss, what are you
doing up here?

1543
01:19:03,385 --> 01:19:05,046
We were waiting
for you down--

1544
01:19:05,220 --> 01:19:06,414
Come here.

1545
01:19:08,257 --> 01:19:10,088
l've been doing
some thinking.

1546
01:19:10,592 --> 01:19:12,719
And l had
a revelation.

1547
01:19:12,961 --> 01:19:14,690
Look, l'm obsolete.

1548
01:19:14,863 --> 01:19:16,558
l'm a dinosaur.

1549
01:19:16,732 --> 01:19:19,098
Not in the scary way,
in the extinct way.

1550
01:19:19,268 --> 01:19:20,860
And it's time
for changes.

1551
01:19:21,036 --> 01:19:22,367
You know,
it's time for me

1552
01:19:22,538 --> 01:19:23,664
to gain some...

1553
01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:26,105
charisma.

1554
01:19:26,842 --> 01:19:29,208
l've no idea what you're
talking about. l mean--

1555
01:19:29,378 --> 01:19:33,610
Ha, ha. l'm talking
about a motif. A theme.

1556
01:19:33,782 --> 01:19:34,771
A mask.

1557
01:19:34,950 --> 01:19:36,815
Perhaps a stylish cape.

1558
01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:39,351
l'm talking about the
death of Chudnofsky

1559
01:19:39,521 --> 01:19:42,354
and the rebirth
of Bloodnofsky.

1560
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:44,751
What do you say?

1561
01:19:47,062 --> 01:19:47,858
Honestly?

1562
01:19:48,030 --> 01:19:49,088
Yeah.

1563
01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:54,058
l think that is
the stupidest thing
l have ever heard.

1564
01:19:54,870 --> 01:19:56,599
Why is that stupid?

1565
01:19:56,772 --> 01:19:58,433
That's not stupid.

1566
01:19:59,374 --> 01:20:00,966
Bloodnofsky.

1567
01:20:02,478 --> 01:20:04,503
l was gonna wear red.

1568
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,443
For blood, get it?

1569
01:20:06,815 --> 01:20:08,407
That's scary.

1570
01:20:08,684 --> 01:20:10,151
And cool.

1571
01:20:10,486 --> 01:20:11,783
Get this:

1572
01:20:12,488 --> 01:20:16,754
''Be it my mask or your blood,
red will be the last color you'll
ever see.''

1573
01:20:18,794 --> 01:20:20,989
l say that to people
when l kill them.

1574
01:20:21,163 --> 01:20:23,188
The Green Hornet
killed Chili.

1575
01:20:23,398 --> 01:20:25,889
l am minus an eyeball here.

1576
01:20:26,068 --> 01:20:28,935
You can't go and tell these
guys that, they'll think you've

1577
01:20:29,104 --> 01:20:30,435
lost your bloody mind.

1578
01:20:30,672 --> 01:20:33,004
l think you're having
a midlife crisis here.

1579
01:20:33,175 --> 01:20:35,109
Seriously, you're starting
to scare me.

1580
01:20:37,212 --> 01:20:38,645
Want to know a secret?

1581
01:20:39,848 --> 01:20:41,839
l'm starting to scare myself.

1582
01:20:42,317 --> 01:20:43,443
[GUNSHOT]

1583
01:20:48,624 --> 01:20:49,886
Gentlemen,

1584
01:20:50,058 --> 01:20:53,459
the reign of Bloodnofsky
starts tonight.

1585
01:20:59,935 --> 01:21:02,165
Hey. l'm sorry l fired you!
Get out of here!

1586
01:21:02,337 --> 01:21:04,362
l shouldn't have
called you a minx.

1587
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,030
Look, please,
just listen to me.

1588
01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:07,903
Kato lied about us,
okay?

1589
01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:10,340
You should have found
that out before you fire me.

1590
01:21:10,512 --> 01:21:12,173
Nothing happened?
No.

1591
01:21:12,347 --> 01:21:15,248
Oh, thank God! l knew it!
l knew nothing happened!

1592
01:21:15,450 --> 01:21:17,918
That ass. He said you did this.
What?

1593
01:21:18,086 --> 01:21:18,745
What is that?

1594
01:21:18,921 --> 01:21:21,549
l don't know. lt's gross.
That's not why l'm here.

1595
01:21:21,723 --> 01:21:23,418
l need you to come back
and work.

1596
01:21:23,592 --> 01:21:25,924
l'll do whatever you want.
l'll double your salary.

1597
01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:28,824
<i>Things at The Sentinel?
Not what they seem.</i>

1598
01:21:28,997 --> 01:21:30,726
As soon as Scanlon
started running,

1599
01:21:31,433 --> 01:21:33,833
my father stopped printing
news about hard crime.

1600
01:21:34,002 --> 01:21:35,560
He was making Scanlon
look good.

1601
01:21:35,737 --> 01:21:37,967
And l have to
make it right.

1602
01:21:38,340 --> 01:21:42,401
And l realized that
if l want to do what's
best for this world...

1603
01:21:42,578 --> 01:21:45,945
<i>that The Daily Sentinel
is the most responsible
way to do that.</i>

1604
01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:47,547
But here's the problem:

1605
01:21:47,716 --> 01:21:48,944
l don't know

1606
01:21:49,117 --> 01:21:50,345
anything

1607
01:21:50,519 --> 01:21:52,487
about journalism.
LENORE: That's the truth.

1608
01:21:52,788 --> 01:21:54,915
Look, l need someone
who does.

1609
01:21:55,090 --> 01:21:58,082
l need someone who
l can trust with my life.

1610
01:21:58,260 --> 01:21:59,522
l'm just-- Okay?

1611
01:21:59,995 --> 01:22:02,930
l need someone who is you.
l need you, Lenore.

1612
01:22:03,565 --> 01:22:05,931
Will you please
help me?

1613
01:22:06,268 --> 01:22:07,929
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1614
01:22:08,937 --> 01:22:10,199
Britt, l--

1615
01:22:11,139 --> 01:22:12,629
l know, l know.

1616
01:22:13,275 --> 01:22:14,708
Oh, my God!

1617
01:22:16,245 --> 01:22:17,644
Oh, God.

1618
01:22:17,879 --> 01:22:19,369
What is your
problem?

1619
01:22:19,548 --> 01:22:20,378
God.

1620
01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:21,743
Why did you
do that to me?

1621
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:23,248
Because you tried
to kiss me!

1622
01:22:23,418 --> 01:22:25,716
Yeah, we were gonna make out.
No, we weren't.

1623
01:22:26,088 --> 01:22:28,955
Then l guess
l owe you an apology,
because l misread that.

1624
01:22:29,124 --> 01:22:30,113
As usual.

1625
01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:33,728
Okay. Look, l'm sorry.
l didn't plan on kissing
you when l said all that.

1626
01:22:33,895 --> 01:22:35,886
Will you come back
and work for me, please?

1627
01:22:36,064 --> 01:22:37,122
Pretty please?

1628
01:22:37,299 --> 01:22:38,789
Double my salary.

1629
01:22:39,134 --> 01:22:40,726
And l want
a parking spot.

1630
01:22:40,902 --> 01:22:43,166
You don't have a parking spot?
Oh, that sucks.

1631
01:22:43,338 --> 01:22:46,501
And if you ever so much
as look at my ass again...

1632
01:22:46,675 --> 01:22:47,664
l can't even see it.

1633
01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:51,475
l will sue you for
sexual harassment.
Do you understand?

1634
01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:53,136
Hugs?

1635
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:55,407
Where my hugs at, y'all?

1636
01:22:56,251 --> 01:22:57,275
[LOCK CLlCKS]

1637
01:23:05,260 --> 01:23:07,251
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1638
01:23:22,110 --> 01:23:23,600
[PHONE RlNGS]

1639
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:26,714
<i>Britt Reid's office.
SCANLON: Frank Scanlon.</i>

1640
01:23:26,882 --> 01:23:28,747
Oh. Please hold.

1641
01:23:29,418 --> 01:23:30,680
DA Scanlon.

1642
01:23:30,852 --> 01:23:32,285
Really?
Yes.

1643
01:23:33,422 --> 01:23:34,081
Hello?

1644
01:23:34,256 --> 01:23:36,224
Hey, Britt, it's Scanlon.

1645
01:23:36,391 --> 01:23:39,360
Listen, l think l owe
you an apology.

1646
01:23:50,238 --> 01:23:53,730
<i>CHUDNOFSKY:
Too much blood in the gutter.
You win. Let's split L.A.</i>

1647
01:23:53,909 --> 01:23:57,242
<i>You get the L. l get the A.
That means we share the gold</i>

1648
01:23:57,412 --> 01:23:58,902
<i>and the work.</i>

1649
01:24:04,019 --> 01:24:06,817
<i>One million dollars for today.</i>

1650
01:24:07,022 --> 01:24:09,718
<i>SCANLON:
l think you misunderstood
where l was coming from</i>

1651
01:24:09,891 --> 01:24:12,257
and l'd like a chance
to clarify some things.

1652
01:24:12,427 --> 01:24:13,655
Things are pretty clear.

1653
01:24:13,829 --> 01:24:15,387
l got three words for you:
No.

1654
01:24:15,564 --> 01:24:17,361
Suck it, you dick face!
Look.

1655
01:24:17,532 --> 01:24:20,057
Tell him that you
wanna meet him.
This is journalism.

1656
01:24:20,235 --> 01:24:23,295
lf you wanna be an
investigative reporter,
you have to investigate.

1657
01:24:23,472 --> 01:24:25,064
Tell him that you
wanna meet him.

1658
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:28,266
<i>Might've gotten disconnected, Britt.
You're right. Watch this.</i>

1659
01:24:33,248 --> 01:24:34,237
l was joking.

1660
01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:37,078
Yeah, why don't we get together
and talk about things?

1661
01:24:37,252 --> 01:24:38,446
That's a good idea. Okay?

1662
01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:41,350
Let's meet for dinner.
A little place called
Gonpachi Hibachi.

1663
01:24:41,523 --> 01:24:42,922
<i>Little place on La Cienega.</i>

1664
01:24:43,091 --> 01:24:44,490
<i>Around 8:30?</i>

1665
01:24:49,431 --> 01:24:50,398
La Cienega,

1666
01:24:50,565 --> 01:24:51,497
8:30.

1667
01:25:04,379 --> 01:25:06,347
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1668
01:25:31,173 --> 01:25:32,105
SCANLON:
Britt!

1669
01:25:43,318 --> 01:25:44,182
Hey, Frank.

1670
01:25:44,352 --> 01:25:45,216
Hey, Britt.

1671
01:25:45,387 --> 01:25:46,376
Good to see you.

1672
01:25:46,555 --> 01:25:48,318
<i>l'm having a sake.
What are you having?</i>

1673
01:25:48,490 --> 01:25:49,855
<i>Yeah, l'll have
some sake.</i>

1674
01:25:52,427 --> 01:25:53,519
Thanks for coming.

1675
01:25:54,162 --> 01:25:55,464
No problem.

1676
01:26:06,241 --> 01:26:07,868
[CAR APPROACHlNG]

1677
01:26:27,896 --> 01:26:28,920
Mr. Chudnofsky?

1678
01:26:29,097 --> 01:26:31,190
Bloodnofsky.
Blood-nof-sky.

1679
01:26:31,366 --> 01:26:34,597
l commissioned
the Green Hornet.
You're the chauffeur.

1680
01:26:35,437 --> 01:26:36,426
Partner.

1681
01:26:36,605 --> 01:26:37,799
Where's The Hornet?

1682
01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:39,770
Right there.

1683
01:26:42,577 --> 01:26:44,044
MAN:
Whoa, we only get
half the team?

1684
01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:45,611
Who says you're
the good half?

1685
01:26:45,814 --> 01:26:46,644
Huh.

1686
01:26:50,952 --> 01:26:52,146
Where's Reid?

1687
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:53,480
Guess.

1688
01:26:55,090 --> 01:26:56,250
Oh.

1689
01:26:56,424 --> 01:26:59,587
Any of you move,
you're dead.

1690
01:27:00,428 --> 01:27:02,555
l'm not actually here
for forgiveness, Britt.

1691
01:27:02,731 --> 01:27:03,789
l don't understand.

1692
01:27:03,965 --> 01:27:05,398
You understand nothing,

1693
01:27:05,567 --> 01:27:07,728
so l'm gonna explain it
to you very simply.

1694
01:27:07,903 --> 01:27:11,270
lf you ever come across
any article regarding
a major crime,

1695
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:13,100
a man named
Benjamin Chudnofsky,

1696
01:27:13,275 --> 01:27:15,539
or anything that makes
this city think

1697
01:27:15,710 --> 01:27:18,838
l am not the fine line
protecting the light
from the darkness,

1698
01:27:19,014 --> 01:27:20,481
you're gonna
bring it to me.

1699
01:27:20,649 --> 01:27:22,048
You're gonna bring it to me

1700
01:27:22,217 --> 01:27:24,378
and l'll tell you
if it's okay to print

1701
01:27:24,553 --> 01:27:26,578
in your stupid little
newspaper.

1702
01:27:28,223 --> 01:27:29,850
That's how l did it
with your dad.

1703
01:27:30,725 --> 01:27:32,989
And that's how you
and l are gonna do it.

1704
01:27:35,430 --> 01:27:38,729
Scanlon, are you saying
you want me to let you
write the news?

1705
01:27:39,668 --> 01:27:40,930
[SlGHS]

1706
01:27:41,469 --> 01:27:44,632
Finally you
understand.

1707
01:27:46,675 --> 01:27:49,473
Yup. l understand,
all right.

1708
01:27:49,844 --> 01:27:51,004
Here's what
l understand.

1709
01:27:51,446 --> 01:27:54,313
That you, son,
just got played

1710
01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:56,508
by a player.

1711
01:27:56,851 --> 01:27:58,819
Recording device.
USB.

1712
01:27:58,987 --> 01:28:00,511
No, you can't have it,
it's mine!

1713
01:28:00,689 --> 01:28:02,589
You stupid schmuck!

1714
01:28:02,757 --> 01:28:04,247
l got you by
the balls, Scanlon.

1715
01:28:04,426 --> 01:28:06,018
l own a newspaper,
genius.

1716
01:28:06,194 --> 01:28:08,287
This'll be front-page.
l have to say

1717
01:28:08,463 --> 01:28:10,021
l'm impressed.
You should be.

1718
01:28:10,198 --> 01:28:11,358
lt won't do you
any good.

1719
01:28:11,533 --> 01:28:14,468
How could it not?
Are you gonna kill me
in this restaurant?

1720
01:28:14,636 --> 01:28:15,500
Yes.

1721
01:28:15,971 --> 01:28:17,404
What, you're gonna
murder me?

1722
01:28:17,572 --> 01:28:20,268
Yeah. Like l murdered
your father.

1723
01:28:20,508 --> 01:28:24,035
l don't think so.
My dad was not murdered.
He died of a bee sting.

1724
01:28:24,212 --> 01:28:26,874
No, no, your father died of
an overdose of apitoxin,

1725
01:28:27,048 --> 01:28:30,506
most commonly found in a bee sting,
which he happened to be allergic to.

1726
01:28:30,685 --> 01:28:32,277
But that apitoxin

1727
01:28:33,154 --> 01:28:35,145
was administered by me.

1728
01:28:35,523 --> 01:28:37,115
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1729
01:28:37,292 --> 01:28:38,281
Shit!

1730
01:28:38,793 --> 01:28:42,320
<i>JAMES: Think, Britt.
You can figure this out,
my son, with your brains.</i>

1731
01:28:42,497 --> 01:28:45,091
lt's almost like time
slows down.

1732
01:28:45,300 --> 01:28:48,758
<i>That's right. Think. Slowly.</i>

1733
01:28:48,937 --> 01:28:51,701
<i>BRlTT: Okay, two years ago,
Scanlon decides to run for DA.</i>

1734
01:28:51,873 --> 01:28:54,205
<i>He says he's cleaning up
the streets of L.A.,</i>

1735
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:55,900
<i>which is impossible.</i>

1736
01:28:56,077 --> 01:28:57,908
<i>So he asked the media
to slant the news.</i>

1737
01:28:58,079 --> 01:29:00,274
<i>And you go along with it
like everybody else?</i>

1738
01:29:00,448 --> 01:29:02,177
<i>JAMES:
No way. l refused.</i>

1739
01:29:02,350 --> 01:29:05,183
<i>BRlTT: So he--
Shit! What does he do?
So Scanlon decides</i>

1740
01:29:05,353 --> 01:29:06,377
<i>to go really dirty.</i>

1741
01:29:06,554 --> 01:29:09,387
<i>Makes a pact with a criminal.
Chudnofsky kills your reporter.</i>

1742
01:29:09,557 --> 01:29:10,717
<i>Vertolibe? Vertoleeb?</i>

1743
01:29:10,892 --> 01:29:13,793
<i>JAMES:
l didn't want more bloodshed,
so l stopped reporting on crime.</i>

1744
01:29:13,962 --> 01:29:15,759
To be honest,
in the last few years,

1745
01:29:15,930 --> 01:29:18,228
this paper has dipped
in quality and ambition.

1746
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,425
<i>BRlTT:
Scanlon can hold up
his part of the deal,</i>

1747
01:29:20,602 --> 01:29:22,092
<i>keeping the media
under control,</i>

1748
01:29:22,270 --> 01:29:23,999
<i>and Chudnofsky does
whatever he wants!</i>

1749
01:29:24,172 --> 01:29:25,230
To be honest...

1750
01:29:25,740 --> 01:29:28,208
<i>But Chudnofsky
had a different plan.</i>

1751
01:29:28,376 --> 01:29:31,038
<i>He wanted to take over
all the gangs of L.A.</i>

1752
01:29:31,212 --> 01:29:32,873
<i>So that's when you decided</i>

1753
01:29:33,048 --> 01:29:34,242
<i>to cut the strings.</i>

1754
01:29:34,649 --> 01:29:37,846
<i>JAMES:
l couldn't look in the mirror.
l hated every word l said to you</i>

1755
01:29:38,019 --> 01:29:39,077
<i>that morning, Britt.</i>

1756
01:29:39,921 --> 01:29:41,946
<i>BRlTT:
So you start reporting
on crime again.</i>

1757
01:29:42,123 --> 01:29:43,681
<i>And now Scanlon
is a dead man</i>

1758
01:29:43,858 --> 01:29:45,758
<i>unless he proves
he's still in control.</i>

1759
01:29:45,927 --> 01:29:47,519
<i>He has no choice
but to organize</i>

1760
01:29:47,696 --> 01:29:49,095
<i>a meeting with you,</i>

1761
01:29:50,098 --> 01:29:51,429
<i>and he kills you himself.</i>

1762
01:29:52,967 --> 01:29:54,093
<i>ln the end,</i>

1763
01:29:54,903 --> 01:29:56,768
<i>you stood up
for what's right, Dad.</i>

1764
01:29:57,372 --> 01:29:58,669
<i>Now l have to do the same.</i>

1765
01:30:03,011 --> 01:30:06,811
l can see by that expression
you've had on your face
for five minutes

1766
01:30:06,981 --> 01:30:09,541
that you're piecing this
together, but it's no good.

1767
01:30:09,718 --> 01:30:11,811
You're about to be killed
by the Green Hornet.

1768
01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:13,416
What?

1769
01:30:13,588 --> 01:30:14,680
[CROWD SCREAMlNG]

1770
01:30:18,193 --> 01:30:20,957
MAN: The Green Hornet's
sidekick! He's got a gun!

1771
01:30:24,099 --> 01:30:25,031
Bluff! Bluff!

1772
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:26,762
Eradicate!

1773
01:30:30,171 --> 01:30:32,696
Before you do this,
l want you to know
that l'm sorry.

1774
01:30:33,007 --> 01:30:34,941
l'm sorry for
everything.

1775
01:30:35,844 --> 01:30:37,004
l forgive you.

1776
01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:43,641
Hey, not me. Him, stupid.

1777
01:30:43,818 --> 01:30:45,547
Confused?
You should be.

1778
01:30:47,055 --> 01:30:47,646
Go, go.

1779
01:30:47,822 --> 01:30:48,914
BRlTT:
Let's bail, Kato!

1780
01:30:49,791 --> 01:30:50,655
Back here!

1781
01:30:59,634 --> 01:31:01,124
We're cornered!

1782
01:31:01,736 --> 01:31:03,636
Know what happens
when you corner a hornet?

1783
01:31:03,805 --> 01:31:05,170
No!
You get stung!

1784
01:31:06,841 --> 01:31:07,569
[BEEPlNG]

1785
01:31:07,742 --> 01:31:08,731
Oh, Je--!

1786
01:31:16,317 --> 01:31:17,306
KATO:
See? Backups.

1787
01:31:20,522 --> 01:31:21,682
BRlTT:
Go, go, go!

1788
01:31:26,661 --> 01:31:28,925
What the hell?
He's supposed to kill Britt Reid!

1789
01:31:29,097 --> 01:31:31,224
He's shooting at me!
Embark the vehicle!

1790
01:31:31,399 --> 01:31:32,764
Okay, okay, okay.

1791
01:31:43,077 --> 01:31:44,066
Are you okay?

1792
01:31:44,245 --> 01:31:45,735
Wait. Yeah, l'm fine.

1793
01:31:46,181 --> 01:31:47,239
My outfit's back here.

1794
01:31:50,919 --> 01:31:52,887
CHUDNOFSKY:
Britt Reid is the Green Hornet!

1795
01:31:53,054 --> 01:31:54,988
l know. You hired
a guy to kill himself.

1796
01:31:56,224 --> 01:31:57,350
CHUDNOFSKY:
Shut up!

1797
01:31:58,159 --> 01:32:00,855
Britt Reid recorded
the whole conversation

1798
01:32:01,029 --> 01:32:02,360
on some
sushi drive USB!

1799
01:32:02,530 --> 01:32:03,861
We can't lose him!

1800
01:32:04,032 --> 01:32:05,966
We're not losing him,
we're following him!

1801
01:32:06,134 --> 01:32:07,123
Oh, Kato. Thank you.

1802
01:32:07,302 --> 01:32:09,600
l need to hug you to thank you!
What the hell?

1803
01:32:09,771 --> 01:32:10,430
Okay.

1804
01:32:10,605 --> 01:32:11,731
To the house?
No!

1805
01:32:11,906 --> 01:32:12,964
Here's the dilly yo.

1806
01:32:13,141 --> 01:32:14,802
<i>We gotta get this
to The Sentinel.</i>

1807
01:32:14,976 --> 01:32:16,466
lt's got Scanlon
spilling the beans.

1808
01:32:16,644 --> 01:32:18,407
We're gonna put it
on the Net.

1809
01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:20,343
lt's what my father
would have wanted.

1810
01:32:20,515 --> 01:32:22,346
You like your father now?
Yes!

1811
01:32:22,517 --> 01:32:24,212
You see, he wasn't
a dick after all.

1812
01:32:24,385 --> 01:32:28,082
Well, he was a dick,
just not really how
we thought he was.

1813
01:32:28,256 --> 01:32:29,518
At the end,
he wasn't a di--

1814
01:32:29,691 --> 01:32:31,921
lt's complicated.
l'll explain later, okay?

1815
01:32:32,093 --> 01:32:33,924
lt's a lot of conflicting
emotions.

1816
01:32:34,095 --> 01:32:35,756
Let's roll, Britt.

1817
01:32:44,739 --> 01:32:46,104
BRlTT:
Here's the thing, honestly.

1818
01:32:46,274 --> 01:32:48,299
l've been jealous of you
this entire time.

1819
01:32:48,476 --> 01:32:50,842
You're awesome. You built this car.
Uh-huh. l know.

1820
01:32:51,045 --> 01:32:53,172
You know karate. You're charming.
Thank you!

1821
01:32:53,348 --> 01:32:55,179
BRlTT: These guys are
amazingly well organized.

1822
01:32:57,485 --> 01:32:58,144
Hold on!

1823
01:33:00,822 --> 01:33:02,289
Yeah! Yeah!

1824
01:33:03,157 --> 01:33:04,488
Oh, yeah!

1825
01:33:10,164 --> 01:33:11,358
Burn them
from the side!

1826
01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:13,197
Door guns!

1827
01:33:13,368 --> 01:33:14,198
What's a door gun?

1828
01:33:14,369 --> 01:33:14,926
Here!

1829
01:33:19,674 --> 01:33:20,504
[YELLlNG]

1830
01:33:20,675 --> 01:33:21,972
The other side!

1831
01:33:23,611 --> 01:33:24,339
BRlTT:
Your turn!

1832
01:33:30,385 --> 01:33:31,113
MAN:
Oh, God!

1833
01:33:39,227 --> 01:33:39,955
Oh, shit!

1834
01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:44,222
We lost him!

1835
01:33:44,399 --> 01:33:46,390
He's gone! He's gone!
Yeah!

1836
01:33:47,402 --> 01:33:48,994
BRlTT:
Shit! He's back!

1837
01:33:49,170 --> 01:33:50,637
You gotta be
kidding me.

1838
01:33:51,005 --> 01:33:52,029
These guys are good!

1839
01:33:53,308 --> 01:33:54,502
Over there,
over there!

1840
01:33:54,976 --> 01:33:56,967
We're not gonna
make it, dude.

1841
01:33:58,179 --> 01:33:59,305
We're not
gonna make it!

1842
01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:00,811
SCANLON: Yeah,
we're gonna make it!

1843
01:34:14,762 --> 01:34:16,354
That's a very
big gun.

1844
01:34:20,935 --> 01:34:22,129
[LAUGHlNG]

1845
01:34:29,177 --> 01:34:30,269
BRlTT:
Kato, be careful!

1846
01:34:31,913 --> 01:34:32,777
Take the wheel.

1847
01:34:32,947 --> 01:34:33,675
BRlTT:
What?!

1848
01:34:33,848 --> 01:34:35,008
Take the wheel.
l can't!

1849
01:34:35,183 --> 01:34:36,150
Yes, you can!

1850
01:34:36,517 --> 01:34:38,144
Nunchucks?!
That was my idea!

1851
01:34:39,187 --> 01:34:40,176
Where are you going?

1852
01:34:47,261 --> 01:34:49,058
Are you okay?
What are you doing?

1853
01:35:03,044 --> 01:35:03,976
Shit! Shit!

1854
01:35:04,178 --> 01:35:04,803
Kato!

1855
01:35:04,979 --> 01:35:05,809
Jesus!

1856
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:07,447
l don't know what
anything does!

1857
01:35:08,082 --> 01:35:09,276
Why didn't you
do this in English?!

1858
01:35:17,025 --> 01:35:18,049
[KATO SPEAKS lN MANDARlN]

1859
01:35:18,226 --> 01:35:19,784
What are you saying?
Closer.

1860
01:35:19,961 --> 01:35:20,950
Just jump in!

1861
01:35:21,129 --> 01:35:22,118
Turn the knob!

1862
01:35:22,296 --> 01:35:23,729
BRlTT:
These guys are shooting at me!

1863
01:35:23,898 --> 01:35:24,523
Aah!

1864
01:35:25,566 --> 01:35:27,158
Sorry! l'm sorry!
Turn the knob!

1865
01:35:27,335 --> 01:35:28,666
l don't know how!
Calm down!

1866
01:35:28,836 --> 01:35:29,632
BRlTT:
How do l stop it?

1867
01:35:30,405 --> 01:35:31,929
How do l stop it?

1868
01:35:33,341 --> 01:35:34,467
Oh, God, l'm sorry.

1869
01:35:37,345 --> 01:35:38,403
[TRUCK HORN BLARES]

1870
01:35:39,647 --> 01:35:40,978
lt's on fire!
lt's okay.

1871
01:35:41,849 --> 01:35:42,440
lt's okay!

1872
01:35:42,617 --> 01:35:44,107
Next time,
don't touch anything.

1873
01:35:47,488 --> 01:35:48,648
Kato! Look!

1874
01:35:48,856 --> 01:35:49,948
We made it!

1875
01:35:50,124 --> 01:35:51,682
Kato, we made it!
Hell, yeah!

1876
01:35:51,859 --> 01:35:52,848
Yeah!

1877
01:35:53,027 --> 01:35:54,654
l can't.
Okay, that's cool.

1878
01:36:02,303 --> 01:36:03,736
BRlTT:
Oh, we're screwed!

1879
01:36:12,380 --> 01:36:13,711
KATO:
Yee-ha!

1880
01:36:25,359 --> 01:36:26,986
MAN:
Come on, hurry! Hurry up!

1881
01:36:30,364 --> 01:36:31,058
BRlTT:
Whoops.

1882
01:36:35,103 --> 01:36:36,092
Did you drop it?

1883
01:36:36,270 --> 01:36:36,929
Yes.

1884
01:36:37,105 --> 01:36:37,935
Shit!

1885
01:36:38,106 --> 01:36:39,664
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1886
01:36:42,777 --> 01:36:44,267
Go get it!
l'll cover you!

1887
01:36:45,113 --> 01:36:45,738
BRlTT:
Wish me luck!

1888
01:36:47,315 --> 01:36:48,577
Good luck!

1889
01:37:11,339 --> 01:37:12,897
CHUDNOFSKY:
Dear Hornet,

1890
01:37:13,274 --> 01:37:14,468
be it my mask

1891
01:37:14,642 --> 01:37:16,303
or your blood, red will be

1892
01:37:16,477 --> 01:37:17,205
the last--

1893
01:37:19,814 --> 01:37:21,042
lt's Britt Reid!

1894
01:37:21,215 --> 01:37:22,477
There he is! Get him!

1895
01:37:23,217 --> 01:37:24,514
Don't let them go!

1896
01:37:24,685 --> 01:37:25,709
Come on!

1897
01:37:26,854 --> 01:37:28,287
Get him! Get him!

1898
01:37:31,893 --> 01:37:32,791
CHUDNOFSKY:
Let me shoot him!

1899
01:37:34,629 --> 01:37:35,323
Oh, no.

1900
01:37:37,632 --> 01:37:38,997
SCANLON:
Shoot to kill!

1901
01:37:41,035 --> 01:37:42,297
You brought
a gas mask?!

1902
01:37:42,470 --> 01:37:43,937
Of course l brought
a gas mask!

1903
01:37:44,105 --> 01:37:45,072
Just for yourself?!

1904
01:37:49,443 --> 01:37:50,569
Where the--?

1905
01:38:11,999 --> 01:38:12,556
There!

1906
01:38:17,538 --> 01:38:18,766
There! Behind the paper!

1907
01:38:26,047 --> 01:38:26,877
Over here!

1908
01:38:31,085 --> 01:38:33,986
The helmet,
it fogs up everything.

1909
01:38:43,064 --> 01:38:44,395
There. There.

1910
01:38:44,565 --> 01:38:45,224
CHUDNOFSKY:
Shoot, shoot.

1911
01:38:51,205 --> 01:38:51,796
Kato!

1912
01:38:54,408 --> 01:38:55,898
Kato, save me!

1913
01:39:03,751 --> 01:39:05,719
Ha! l'm ungassable!

1914
01:39:13,527 --> 01:39:14,323
MAN:
Move it!

1915
01:39:15,796 --> 01:39:16,387
Ow!

1916
01:39:21,435 --> 01:39:22,629
That was dangerous.

1917
01:39:24,605 --> 01:39:27,165
Drop me by the elevators,
l'll take it from here!

1918
01:39:32,346 --> 01:39:34,041
KATO:
No, we stay together!

1919
01:39:40,755 --> 01:39:41,949
Get in the front seat!

1920
01:39:42,123 --> 01:39:42,919
Quick! Quick!

1921
01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:54,964
SCANLON:
Tenth floor! Tenth floor!

1922
01:39:55,136 --> 01:39:55,830
What works?

1923
01:39:56,003 --> 01:39:57,527
Missiles?
Four missiles left.

1924
01:39:57,705 --> 01:39:58,797
Hornet gun?

1925
01:39:58,973 --> 01:40:00,133
Check.
Machine guns?

1926
01:40:00,308 --> 01:40:00,967
Check.

1927
01:40:01,142 --> 01:40:01,938
Does it drive?

1928
01:40:02,109 --> 01:40:03,911
Front-wheel drive.

1929
01:40:06,947 --> 01:40:08,175
[PEOPLE SCREAMlNG]

1930
01:40:09,283 --> 01:40:09,942
AXFORD:
Get out!

1931
01:40:10,117 --> 01:40:11,106
Get out of here!

1932
01:40:17,291 --> 01:40:18,519
You can let
me out here.

1933
01:40:24,298 --> 01:40:24,992
Bazooka!

1934
01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,133
Guy with a bazooka!

1935
01:40:29,003 --> 01:40:29,662
Missile!

1936
01:40:30,504 --> 01:40:31,596
KATO:
Fire!

1937
01:40:41,615 --> 01:40:42,604
CHUDNOFSKY:
Reload!

1938
01:40:47,154 --> 01:40:48,178
Kato, they're here.

1939
01:40:48,356 --> 01:40:49,550
Go be a journalist.

1940
01:40:49,724 --> 01:40:50,816
l'll kick ass.

1941
01:40:50,991 --> 01:40:51,923
There they are!

1942
01:40:52,093 --> 01:40:52,684
There!

1943
01:41:01,335 --> 01:41:02,324
Come on.

1944
01:41:05,339 --> 01:41:06,636
[ALL SCREAMlNG]

1945
01:41:09,377 --> 01:41:10,071
l'm there.

1946
01:41:10,244 --> 01:41:12,508
ln one minute,
this'll be all over the world.

1947
01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:13,908
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

1948
01:41:14,081 --> 01:41:15,070
[HORN HONKS]

1949
01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:16,409
SWAT:
Blue team, go!

1950
01:41:18,285 --> 01:41:19,274
Start up.

1951
01:41:22,923 --> 01:41:23,787
MAN 1 :
Shit!

1952
01:41:28,596 --> 01:41:29,255
Yeah.

1953
01:41:44,578 --> 01:41:45,237
MAN 2:
There!

1954
01:42:08,202 --> 01:42:09,999
CHUDNOFSKY:
Can you see him?
l can't see him.

1955
01:42:13,007 --> 01:42:13,996
Oh.

1956
01:42:15,910 --> 01:42:16,604
[MAN 3 CHOKES]

1957
01:42:16,777 --> 01:42:17,937
[CHUDNOFSKY CHUCKLES]

1958
01:42:22,349 --> 01:42:23,441
[GRUNTS]

1959
01:42:31,992 --> 01:42:33,550
[BEEPlNG]

1960
01:42:36,864 --> 01:42:39,094
Oh, l'm so stupid.

1961
01:42:49,543 --> 01:42:50,805
SCANLON:
All right, Reid!

1962
01:42:51,345 --> 01:42:52,812
Hand over the thing.

1963
01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:53,810
BRlTT:
You want it?!

1964
01:42:54,782 --> 01:42:55,806
Go get it!

1965
01:43:00,688 --> 01:43:02,315
Where is it? Where is it?

1966
01:43:02,490 --> 01:43:03,821
l am Bloodnofsky.

1967
01:43:04,024 --> 01:43:06,686
l killed a thousand before
and l'll kill a thousand more.

1968
01:43:15,503 --> 01:43:17,266
Now tremble
before your death.

1969
01:43:17,705 --> 01:43:20,299
For be it my mask,
or be it your blood,

1970
01:43:20,474 --> 01:43:23,409
red will be the last color
you'll ever see.

1971
01:43:45,966 --> 01:43:47,433
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

1972
01:44:13,327 --> 01:44:14,191
Britt.

1973
01:44:14,395 --> 01:44:15,259
Britt!

1974
01:44:19,266 --> 01:44:20,255
[SCREAMlNG]

1975
01:44:27,374 --> 01:44:28,068
KATO: Shit!
Hey!

1976
01:44:28,676 --> 01:44:30,576
End of the road,
Scanlon.

1977
01:44:30,744 --> 01:44:32,939
Okay, okay.
Let's just calm down.

1978
01:44:33,113 --> 01:44:34,705
Hand over
the sushi.

1979
01:44:34,882 --> 01:44:36,873
Oh-- Uh, yeah,
hand it over.

1980
01:44:37,051 --> 01:44:38,040
We can talk about it.

1981
01:44:38,218 --> 01:44:39,879
SWAT 1 : On the ground, now!
SWAT 2: Get down!

1982
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,985
lt's the Green Hornet.
Shoot him!

1983
01:44:42,723 --> 01:44:43,314
Aah!

1984
01:44:47,728 --> 01:44:48,786
Britt, quick!

1985
01:44:50,497 --> 01:44:52,158
l'm District Attorney
Frank Scanlon!

1986
01:44:52,366 --> 01:44:55,164
That is the Green Hornet.
Go shoot him!

1987
01:44:56,604 --> 01:44:57,969
SWAT 3:
Down on the ground!

1988
01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:01,767
Kato, l screwed up!

1989
01:45:01,942 --> 01:45:03,637
Scanlon's gonna
get away scot-free!

1990
01:45:04,511 --> 01:45:05,102
No, he's not.

1991
01:45:10,784 --> 01:45:11,773
[SCREAMlNG]

1992
01:45:24,999 --> 01:45:26,830
[CROWD CLAMORlNG]

1993
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:33,732
[BRlTT YELLlNG]

1994
01:45:33,907 --> 01:45:35,431
KATO:
Don't move. Don't move.

1995
01:45:36,644 --> 01:45:38,441
BRlTT:
Ow! Oh!

1996
01:45:39,613 --> 01:45:41,342
Ow! Whoa.

1997
01:45:44,952 --> 01:45:46,613
Holy shit!

1998
01:45:46,787 --> 01:45:48,482
Ejector seats!

1999
01:45:48,856 --> 01:45:50,050
You actually
built them!

2000
01:45:50,224 --> 01:45:51,213
lt was a good idea.

2001
01:45:51,392 --> 01:45:54,725
[BEETHOVEN'S ''S YMPHONY NO. 3
lN E FLAT MAJOR 'EROlCA' OP. 55''
PLAYlNG ON RECORD]

2002
01:45:55,663 --> 01:45:56,925
Wow.

2003
01:45:58,332 --> 01:46:00,562
This is really scary.

2004
01:46:01,535 --> 01:46:03,662
<i>A high-speed chase
between the Green Hornet</i>

2005
01:46:03,837 --> 01:46:06,635
<i>and gang members has led
to The Daily Sentinel office,</i>

2006
01:46:06,807 --> 01:46:08,240
LENORE:
Oh, my God! l called it.

2007
01:46:08,409 --> 01:46:11,310
<i>leaving a trail of demolished cars
and trucks in their path.</i>

2008
01:46:11,478 --> 01:46:14,140
BRlTT:
Here's the story: We're on our way
to a costume party. Okay?

2009
01:46:14,314 --> 01:46:15,338
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

2010
01:46:15,816 --> 01:46:17,477
We gotta get
out of our suits.

2011
01:46:17,651 --> 01:46:19,744
Where the hell
are we gonna go?

2012
01:46:21,321 --> 01:46:22,811
<i>MAN [ON TV]:
No one knows why
the district attorney...</i>

2013
01:46:22,990 --> 01:46:24,480
Aah!
BRlTT: Lenore!

2014
01:46:24,658 --> 01:46:25,454
No, no, no.

2015
01:46:27,261 --> 01:46:28,353
Lenore, stop!
No, wait!

2016
01:46:28,529 --> 01:46:29,996
KATO:
Stop. Lenore!

2017
01:46:30,164 --> 01:46:30,960
BRlTT:
Lenore! Wait.

2018
01:46:31,131 --> 01:46:32,223
How do you know
my name?

2019
01:46:32,399 --> 01:46:33,195
Kato.

2020
01:46:33,467 --> 01:46:35,367
BRlTT: lt's me. Ha.
Oh, my God.

2021
01:46:35,536 --> 01:46:36,764
You assholes!

2022
01:46:37,571 --> 01:46:38,265
You assholes!

2023
01:46:38,439 --> 01:46:40,907
What the hell are you doing?!
You guys are criminals!

2024
01:46:41,075 --> 01:46:42,736
You're criminals!
Oh, my God.

2025
01:46:42,910 --> 01:46:45,105
Stop.
We're helping people.

2026
01:46:45,279 --> 01:46:47,645
Why ask me to do research
on the Green Hornet

2027
01:46:47,815 --> 01:46:49,339
when you are
the Green Hornet?

2028
01:46:49,516 --> 01:46:52,576
We don't know what we're doing.
We needed you. Don't you see?

2029
01:46:52,753 --> 01:46:54,084
You're the mastermind.
What?

2030
01:46:54,254 --> 01:46:55,016
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]

2031
01:46:55,189 --> 01:46:56,622
OFFlCER:
This is the police. Open up.

2032
01:46:56,790 --> 01:46:59,054
Please don't screw us.
We were trying to be
good people.

2033
01:46:59,226 --> 01:47:00,523
Shh!
Think about it.

2034
01:47:02,029 --> 01:47:03,963
Hello, officer,
can l help you?

2035
01:47:04,131 --> 01:47:06,326
We're looking for two
masked men. Seen anything?

2036
01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:07,797
Yeah, of course.

2037
01:47:08,001 --> 01:47:08,797
Really?

2038
01:47:08,969 --> 01:47:10,937
They're all over the news
all the time.

2039
01:47:11,572 --> 01:47:14,564
All right. Well, please report
anything suspicious.

2040
01:47:14,742 --> 01:47:15,731
Absolutely.

2041
01:47:17,244 --> 01:47:19,712
You guys are such
stupid assholes!

2042
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:22,576
What are you thinking?!
Please forgive us. Forgive me.

2043
01:47:23,050 --> 01:47:24,915
Are you crazy?
Kiss and make up later.

2044
01:47:25,085 --> 01:47:26,211
l don't kiss him!

2045
01:47:26,386 --> 01:47:27,580
BRlTT:
l got a bullet in me!

2046
01:47:27,755 --> 01:47:30,781
You and l don't kiss!
You guys might kiss,
but l don't kiss you!

2047
01:47:32,159 --> 01:47:34,059
l've been shot
in the shoulder.

2048
01:47:34,228 --> 01:47:35,752
Well, then go
to the hospital!

2049
01:47:35,929 --> 01:47:38,659
No! Don't you see? The police
know the Green Hornet was

2050
01:47:38,832 --> 01:47:39,992
shot in the shoulder.

2051
01:47:40,167 --> 01:47:43,136
lf l go to the hospital,
they'll know l'm the
Green Hornet.

2052
01:47:43,303 --> 01:47:44,634
Yeah, you've
been shot. Ew.

2053
01:47:44,805 --> 01:47:46,067
BRlTT: Here's what l need.
What?

2054
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:48,265
BRlTT:
Get me a spatula
to bite and a knife.

2055
01:47:48,442 --> 01:47:51,639
You gotta dig this bullet
out of my meat. Do it.

2056
01:47:51,979 --> 01:47:53,173
l'm cold.

2057
01:47:55,115 --> 01:47:56,480
lt's deep inside me.

2058
01:47:56,784 --> 01:47:58,615
Oh, God.
Spatula.

2059
01:47:59,353 --> 01:48:01,253
Okay, okay. Wait!

2060
01:48:01,421 --> 01:48:02,581
Sterilize it!
What?

2061
01:48:02,790 --> 01:48:03,848
Sterilize it.

2062
01:48:04,024 --> 01:48:05,423
l don't wanna
get gangrene.

2063
01:48:05,592 --> 01:48:06,650
KATO:
Say it, say it.

2064
01:48:06,827 --> 01:48:07,794
<i>Shon-di.
BRlTT: Shon-di.</i>

2065
01:48:07,961 --> 01:48:09,019
<i>KATO:
Shon-di forever.</i>

2066
01:48:09,196 --> 01:48:11,664
Here we go, this is hot. Let me see.
Just wait.

2067
01:48:11,832 --> 01:48:13,629
l'm not ready.
Stop, stop, stop.

2068
01:48:13,967 --> 01:48:15,457
Aah! Wait, it hurts.

2069
01:48:15,636 --> 01:48:17,763
Okay, l can't do it.
Take me to the hospital.

2070
01:48:17,938 --> 01:48:19,030
Would you
just shut up?

2071
01:48:19,206 --> 01:48:20,764
Okay, look,

2072
01:48:20,941 --> 01:48:24,172
if l'm the mastermind
of this, just let me have
a second of silence

2073
01:48:24,344 --> 01:48:26,835
so l can figure this out!
Okay?

2074
01:48:27,281 --> 01:48:28,646
BRlTT:
Mere hours ago,

2075
01:48:28,816 --> 01:48:31,614
the Green Hornet and a group
of his criminal underlings

2076
01:48:31,785 --> 01:48:34,845
launched a horrendous attack
on this building

2077
01:48:35,022 --> 01:48:38,583
that claimed the life of
District Attorney Frank Scanlon.

2078
01:48:38,792 --> 01:48:40,157
lt's unfortunate, but,

2079
01:48:40,327 --> 01:48:42,352
you know,
that's what happens.

2080
01:48:43,163 --> 01:48:45,358
<i>The Daily Sentinel
will be rebuilt.</i>

2081
01:48:45,966 --> 01:48:47,524
And to start that off,

2082
01:48:47,701 --> 01:48:50,795
l am naming Mike Axford
the new editor in chief.

2083
01:48:50,971 --> 01:48:52,302
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

2084
01:48:52,472 --> 01:48:54,804
Mike's great and he's
comfortable telling me off,

2085
01:48:54,975 --> 01:48:57,307
so he's the perfect man
for the job.

2086
01:48:57,477 --> 01:48:58,501
[CROWD APPLAUDlNG]

2087
01:48:58,679 --> 01:49:01,239
We have to get this paper
back to the ideals

2088
01:49:01,415 --> 01:49:03,975
that my father started it on.

2089
01:49:05,619 --> 01:49:08,588
l wanna make him proud,
and l hope to

2090
01:49:08,755 --> 01:49:12,885
<i>make this city proud
of The Daily Sentinel
like never before.</i>

2091
01:49:17,631 --> 01:49:19,724
The Green Hornet
sends his regards.

2092
01:49:20,734 --> 01:49:21,894
[CROWD SCREAMlNG]

2093
01:49:24,171 --> 01:49:26,332
He shot me! Aah!

2094
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:27,837
Directly in the shoulder!

2095
01:49:28,942 --> 01:49:30,933
OFFlCER:
The Green Hornet's
sidekick shot Britt Reid!

2096
01:49:31,411 --> 01:49:32,708
BRlTT:
Get me to the hospital!

2097
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:34,370
LENORE:
He's been shot in the shoulder!

2098
01:49:34,548 --> 01:49:36,846
We gotta get him
to a hospital right away!

2099
01:49:38,752 --> 01:49:40,811
lt worked. Ow.

2100
01:49:44,892 --> 01:49:46,792
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]

2101
01:49:51,665 --> 01:49:54,327
[DAVlD SARD Y'S ''GREEN
HORNET THEME'' PLAYlNG]

2102
01:50:17,190 --> 01:50:17,986
Kato.

2103
01:50:18,191 --> 01:50:19,215
Kato.

2104
01:50:19,493 --> 01:50:20,221
Hey!

2105
01:50:20,494 --> 01:50:22,621
We have a secret mission.
Everything

2106
01:50:22,796 --> 01:50:25,230
we've done up till now is
complete and utter crap!

2107
01:50:25,399 --> 01:50:27,060
This is all that matters.

2108
01:50:27,234 --> 01:50:29,134
This is it.

2109
01:50:29,603 --> 01:50:30,968
Let's roll, Kato.

2110
01:50:38,812 --> 01:50:40,211
lt's crooked.

2111
01:50:40,847 --> 01:50:42,144
He's kind of--

2112
01:50:42,482 --> 01:50:44,143
He's kind of
looking...

2113
01:50:44,618 --> 01:50:45,607
Down?

2114
01:50:45,786 --> 01:50:47,014
Ah, it's fine.

2115
01:50:47,254 --> 01:50:48,653
Doesn't matter.

2116
01:50:49,356 --> 01:50:50,516
We did it.

2117
01:50:51,425 --> 01:50:52,483
We did.

2118
01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:54,987
The Green Hornet.

2119
01:50:55,162 --> 01:50:56,993
His reliable partner,

2120
01:50:57,164 --> 01:50:58,654
the Blue Wombat.

2121
01:50:59,166 --> 01:51:00,190
[GROANS]

2122
01:51:00,367 --> 01:51:01,629
Oh, man.

2123
01:51:02,002 --> 01:51:06,234
Okay, how about
the Red Hippopotamus?

2124
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:08,673
No? Not Red Hippopotamus?

2125
01:51:08,842 --> 01:51:10,309
KATO:
Hippos are not red.

2126
01:51:10,477 --> 01:51:12,638
BRlTT: l know. Hornets
aren't green. Who cares?

2127
01:51:12,813 --> 01:51:15,304
The Orange Albatross.

2128
01:51:15,849 --> 01:51:17,840
<i>[¶¶¶]</i>

2129
01:53:05,759 --> 01:53:08,751
[THE GREENHORNES'
''SAYlNG GOODB YE'' PLAYlNG]

2130
01:55:39,412 --> 01:55:42,813
[JAY CHOU'S ''NUNCHUCKS''
PLAYlNG]