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Moorcroft, Wyoming 1947
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Go on then, Paul.
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Don't be long ...
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Paul?
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Paul?
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Paul ...
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San Diego, California
Today
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Comic - Con
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The Black Mailbox
Rachel, NEVADA
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Area 51
No Tresspassing
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I ... I love it here.
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You know ...
It feels so ...
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Right.
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Yeah.
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5,339 miles from home,
and somehow i feel I belong.
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I know what you mean.
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I know you mean.
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I think this is probably the most fun
I've ever had. You know?
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I'm so glad we came Clive.
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Clive?
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May I?
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Be my guest.
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I was over there, on my own.
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That there is a black vampire.
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Watch out !
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She bites.
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- How much?
- 1,349 dolars, 99 cents.
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Are you gonna get it?
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Fair enough.
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I can't believe we're gonna meet
Adam Shadowchild.
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I know ...
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He's like the coolest man on the world.
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Thank you.
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Come forth.
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Welcome my friends.
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I just wanted to say that "Planet
Vortulagy" is a huge influence on me and ...
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... and my work and Sebastian
Rico is a wonderful protagonist.
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Don't tell me.
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You're a writer.
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I am, yeah.
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He actually won a Nebulon
Award in 1992.
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Working on a follow up.
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I'd love to see that.
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No, not today.
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No, it's a legal thing,
I'm sure it's ...
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I'm sure it's good, it's
a wonderful cover ...
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Three tits.
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Awesome ...
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- That was ... Graeme.
- I'm the artist.
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My illustrator.
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Move along please guys.
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- Yes.
- No, no, I ...
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Thank you.
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- You brought a book?
- No ...
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Then fuck off ...
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Let's get picture of you and
me and Adam.
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- Ok, ready?
- Ready.
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Encounter Briefs
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- Yes, yes.
- Is that the RV place?
- Yes.
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It's definitely two single beds because
there's been a bit of a mix up at the hotel.
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Ok, excellent, thank you very much ...
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... and have a nice day to you as well.
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- Are they here?
- It's in the car park.
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- You mean the "parking lot".
- I suure doe ...
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Like two American boys.
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It nice isn't it? We're actually here.
America, huh?
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How long have we dreamt about this?
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Since we were kids.
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Yeah.
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Now, look at us.
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Grown men ...
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- Pizza !
- Pizza !
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- Hi ! How you are?
- Good evening sir.
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Come on in.
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Uh ... Where can i set these down?
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Uhm, you can put it on the bed.
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You guys on honeymoon?
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No ...
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- No, we're just ...
- We're just friends.
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There's been a mix up at the ...
reservations been messed up.
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Let's clear up the table.
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Going on a road trip, huh?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
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Well, you know what?
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Better way to follow a comic con ...
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... than a tour of America's most
famous UFO hot spots.
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Huh?
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You know ... we gonna ...
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... take Area 51, and the
Black Mailbox in Nevada ...
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... and down to Camp Verde,
then to Apache Junction and ...
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... then down to Rosewell, New Mexico,
for the sight of the famous crash in '47.
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- Ah, no ...
- Everybody knows that.
- Stop it !
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It's an alleged sight at this point.
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But why would they admit the crash
if the crach happened somewhere else?
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- Just agree to ...
- Agree to disagree.
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- Again.
- That's what we ...
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Do you believe in Aliens?
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What do you mean, "Aliens"?
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- I'll get rid of that ...
- I'll get it ...
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... out of your way.
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It's the worst thing.
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Thank you.
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- Have a nice honeymoon.
- Uh, thank you.
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Vasquez Rocks,
California.
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Zone 51,
Nevada
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Restaurant - Bar - Motel
"Earthlings Welcome"
Little AleInn
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Smile.
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"Watch the Skies" or
"Alien on Board" ?
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"Alien on Board" please.
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Ok ... If you're sure.
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So ...
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How was comic - con?
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We met Adam Shadowchild.
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Who the hell is Adam
Shadowchild?
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Oh,we wrote the "Venusian
Pangenesis".
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I didn't read that one.
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"The Jenny Star Pepper
in the Great Brass Hand"?
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Nah ...
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"The Robots Mistress"?
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Nah, I like romances.
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That's kind of a romance.
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What you mean?
A woman and a machine?
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- Ah ... yeah.
- I hear that !
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So, you fellas are set, or
can i get you something else?
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I'd like a refill of coffee
please Pat.
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All right then.
How 'bout you pumpkin?
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Ah, can i have an "Eaty Malt" now please?
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Mmh, you want that with the sparkler?
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Yeah.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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I'll go and do my toilet.
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"Maliens"
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Very funny.
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You sit on top of that bull, right?
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And he goes ... co-co-coues ! (?)
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What?
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I don't know you.
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Uh ... some comics.
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How do you thinks
that makes me feel?
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Be rude to me.
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Uhh ... Eggy.
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An alien just sitting on my palms.
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Clive, um ...
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What?
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Hey, I'm joking !
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They got a soap dispencer like
an head of an aliens head.
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It's brilliant !
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What?
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Here it comes !
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What?
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Hey, fellas !
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How you doin' today?
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What is this, some kind
of gay bar?
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Nah, it's a place where you
can get a bite to eat and ...
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... maybe share a close encounter.
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Yep, sounds like a gay bar.
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Oh ! Oh, no we're just friends.
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So, you guys look like you
could do like a couple of beers.
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You go do that !
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All right, we can do that !
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Yeah, yes.
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Leave it, leave it.
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Thank you very much.
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What you doin'?
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Don't you put those queer eyes on me !
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I forgot the sticker !
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What took you so long?
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I was putting the sticker up.
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They're not pail, are they?
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Yeah, definitely not kind my kind of people.
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Yeah, well ...
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Not very much we'll be seeing them again.
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Oh !
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That wasn't their truck, was it?
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No ...
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Should I go and have a look?
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No ...
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Extraterrestail Highway
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Black Mailbox
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Wow ...
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It's probably the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
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Do you remember when we
googled it on your mom's computer and ...
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... and the phone rang and you
thought that it was the FBI ?
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I didn't really thinks it was the FBI.
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- You started crying.
- I just ...
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You never been to Brussels.
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Go stand next to it.
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Yep.
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Smile.
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It's good.
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Imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Smile.
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What would you do if they actually landed?
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Well, the first contact is a big
responsibility, isn't it?
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They come in peace,
we go to pieces?
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- That's not how i roll.
- Nah ...
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Do you think, that's those men?
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No ...
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I think we've seen enough ...
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Let's go ...
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Go, go, go ... !
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- Come on, get it ...
- This is like "Deliverence".
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A rapist who break arms?
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I don't want my arms broken !
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Come on, the toilet ...
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- You've just been ...
-You know I've god child's bladder.
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Do not let 'em get past !
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What you want me to do?
Ram them?
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What about the deposit ?!
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It's not them !
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It's not them,
It's not them ...
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Ah, oh my God ...
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It was awful ...
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Hello?
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Maybe you should call for help.
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It's ringing.
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I wouldn't do that if i were you.
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Put ... the phone ... down.
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Oh, fuck me ...
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What have you done to him ?!
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I didn't do anything, he fainted.
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But ... you made him faint !
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Yes, but it's not like i set
my phaser to faint ...
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You've got a phaser?
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No ... I don't ... look !
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Listen ...
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Hey ... I really need your help. Ok?
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Can we get this guy back in your wagon?
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What ... whe ...
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You're an alien !
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To you, I am, yes.
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Are you gonna probe us?
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Why does everyone
always assume that?
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What am I doing?
Am I harvesting farts?
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How much can I learn from an ass?
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What ... I ... what ...
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I'm sorry, what's your name?
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Graeme Willy
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And what's his name?
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Uh, that's the writer
Clive Gollings.
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Ok, cool.
I'm Paul.
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Paul?
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Yeah.
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It's a nickname, it stuck.
My ship crashed and i ...
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... dog ! It doesn't matter.
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Look, can we get Clive Gollings back
on the RV and get the hell outa here, please?
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- I can't be ...
- I'm in a hell of a pickle ...
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And if you don't help me,
I could die on this road tonight.
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I don't know, we're in a
quite tight schedule ...
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Look man ...
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Sometimes you just gotta
roll the dice.
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What do you say?
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Okay.
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Okay. Perfect, great !
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Okay, help me, help me grab him.
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This man's peed his pants.
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Yeah, he's got childs bladder.
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Oh, fantastic ...
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Doesn't this thing go any faster?
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Well, I ...
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- I'm sorry, the speed limit is 70 ...
- Screw the speed limit !
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Actually, no. Uh, don't screw it.
That's good thinking. Okay?
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Stay conspicuous.
That's good.
266
00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:11,107
How come i can understand you?
You using some sort of neoron language router?
267
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,985
Actually, I'm speaking English,
you fucking idiot !
268
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:15,684
Sorry ...
269
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,146
You're in shock right now.
270
00:16:17,147 --> 00:16:21,068
I understand this must be very weird for you.
271
00:16:21,069 --> 00:16:24,370
Just act normal and drive north.
272
00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:25,519
Okay?
273
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,933
Gotta get as much as we can
between us and the Big Guy.
274
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,552
Zoil?
275
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,592
What's happening?
276
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,032
He's gone.
277
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:17,899
Shit !
278
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,573
Looks like he hitched a ride too.
279
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:22,021
- What do you mean?
- Tire tracks.
280
00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:23,485
Bastard jacked a native ?!
281
00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:24,547
Could be too ...
282
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,212
Don't you think this is a bit
of a coincidence?
283
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,967
Are you suggesting anew?
284
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,830
The little fucker might've
found home.
285
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,659
There might be a rescue party on the way.
286
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:36,433
Zoil, we need to break out the big guns.
287
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,169
Do you think that's wise?
288
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,891
The last thing we need is...
289
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,932
... a hu-ha ?!
290
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,227
Maybe you're right.
291
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,402
Listen, I got 2 rookies on a
special mission 75 clicks north of you.
292
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:49,525
I'll have them set up a road block.
293
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,861
These are just civillians,
why don't you let me take care of it?
294
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,593
You might need the extra muscle.
295
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:57,220
Just keep 'em in the dark.
I don't want any loose ends.
296
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:59,403
Well, these roads can be
treacherous at night.
297
00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:03,383
People get in accidents ...
298
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:04,818
... all the time.
299
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:07,531
I like your thinking.
Get it done.
300
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,355
Heads up !
301
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:18,630
We just got reassigned.
302
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,669
Nice !
303
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,998
What about the sandwich?
304
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,248
- She said we could share it.
- I love this job.
305
00:18:51,953 --> 00:18:53,603
I love pistachios.
306
00:18:53,604 --> 00:18:55,912
I hate when you get a closed one, right?
307
00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:57,559
I usually just bite them.
308
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,119
No, you don't do it at all.
309
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,220
They should be opened on their own way.
310
00:19:02,303 --> 00:19:06,200
- No, that's mussels.
- No, I meant the pistachios ...
311
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:08,530
What are you doing ?!
312
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,265
He's ok, he's fine, he's friendly !!
313
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:14,239
His name's Paul !
314
00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,475
Aliens aren't called Paul ...
315
00:19:18,476 --> 00:19:19,703
Was that Klingon?
316
00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:21,755
You psychotic nerd !
317
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:26,973
Listen, Paul is from a small M-Class planet
nothern spiral arm of the Andromeda Galaxy.
318
00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:28,050
Thank you.
319
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:29,299
He looks too obvious !
320
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,586
There's a reason for that Clive !
321
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,819
Over the last 60 years, the human
race has been drip fed of images ...
322
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,787
... of my face, on lunch boxes,
and t-shirts and shit.
323
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:41,600
In case our species do meet,
you don't have a fuckin' spaz attack !!...
324
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,497
Don't do it again !
325
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,092
You fuckin' dorf, get
your fingers outta there !
326
00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:49,047
If i get a jorf infection, you're dead !
327
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:50,166
Oh, my god !
328
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,139
Oh, shit ...
329
00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,002
Paul ...
330
00:19:57,003 --> 00:19:58,294
Paul?
331
00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:00,847
Ok, ok, this could be it.
332
00:20:00,848 --> 00:20:02,570
So, what are we looking for again?
333
00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:03,898
I don't know.
334
00:20:08,992 --> 00:20:10,278
What brings you to USA?
335
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:11,605
Uh, we're on holiday.
336
00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:13,582
We've been to comic-con.
337
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,734
Comic-con?
338
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,566
Don't tell O'Rilley.
He loves that shit.
339
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,093
You guys know Benny Hill?
340
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,574
No ...
341
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,056
Oh my god, look at this !
342
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,673
- What ?!
- Look at this !
343
00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:30,114
These guys met Adam Shadowchild.
344
00:20:30,115 --> 00:20:32,307
Who the hell's
Adam Shadowchild?
345
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,847
He wrote the "Jupiter Praxis".
346
00:20:34,848 --> 00:20:36,064
What?
347
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:38,117
"Jenny Starpepper
and the Huge White Gibbon"?
348
00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:39,193
Huh?
349
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,812
"Night of the Moths"?
350
00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:42,335
Are you speaking English?
351
00:20:42,336 --> 00:20:44,630
He's ... brilliant ...
352
00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:46,113
What was he like?
353
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,803
He was a bit intense.
354
00:20:47,804 --> 00:20:49,005
Oh, he's an artist.
355
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,016
Let me see this.
356
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,960
What is this, nerd porn?
357
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,808
- Oh no, that's Clives ...
- It's my novel.
358
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:55,672
Okay ...
359
00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,578
Uh ! Three tits !
360
00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:58,770
That's awesome ...
361
00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:01,112
You guys should've
given her 4 tits.
362
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,234
That's just sick !
363
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:04,922
I was just sayin'
364
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:07,003
Do you think this is it?
365
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:07,949
Not that full ...
366
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:08,739
What else did you find in there?
367
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,610
No, not much ...
368
00:21:09,611 --> 00:21:11,012
Just some pissy jeans.
369
00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:13,919
- Oh, Clive's got a child bladd....
- Shut up ...
370
00:21:15,053 --> 00:21:16,116
Okay, you guys can go.
371
00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:17,119
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
372
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,569
Can I have my novel?
373
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,538
Thank you very much.
374
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,846
May I ask what you're searching for?
375
00:21:24,405 --> 00:21:25,192
No ...
376
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:28,785
Come on, Graeme.
377
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,917
- Way to go, Dirty Harry.
- You got that?
378
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,153
I ... did I catch you?
Oh my God, like a cold mechanic.
379
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,540
I think it's pretty obvious
what happened there isn't it?
380
00:21:43,547 --> 00:21:44,447
Is it?
381
00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:48,681
The government used some kind of
neoro toxic paint on the Black Mailbox.
382
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,741
Caused a shared hallucination
about aliens, it makes complete sense.
383
00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:56,283
Oh !...
384
00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:03,685
You're dick is gone ...
385
00:22:03,686 --> 00:22:05,119
Oh, no ...
386
00:22:06,349 --> 00:22:07,136
What?
387
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,123
Come on, grow up ...
388
00:22:09,124 --> 00:22:10,715
You guys seen my shorts?
389
00:22:11,257 --> 00:22:12,767
How did you do that?
390
00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:13,852
How did you go invisible?
391
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:16,011
Oh, it's camouflage response.
392
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:17,025
Well, like "Predator"?
393
00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:19,484
Exactly, altough i can only do it
while holding my breath.
394
00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:20,633
You can do it anytime you want?
395
00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:22,393
"Anytime".
396
00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:24,297
That's just like it ...
397
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:28,511
Am I the only sane person here ?!
398
00:22:29,605 --> 00:22:30,411
Eh ?!
399
00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:32,435
It's allright for you, isn't it ?!
400
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,421
You'll go back to area 51 ...
401
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,508
... we'll be arrested for
harboring a fugutive !
402
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,639
And sent to Guantanamo Bay !
403
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,650
Why don't I go make
some bagels and coffee?
404
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,986
Leave you two alone.
405
00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:47,472
What's the matter Clive?
406
00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:52,079
There's an alien in the kitchen
making bagels and coffee.
407
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,981
- Did you want tea?
- No, I don't want tea !
408
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,531
Right, because tea is
weird in America, right?
409
00:22:57,532 --> 00:22:59,215
They leave the baguette ...
410
00:22:59,216 --> 00:23:01,529
What's weird Graeme is that we
picked up an extra terrestrial ...
411
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:04,563
... hitch hiker and you seem
completely fine with it !
412
00:23:04,564 --> 00:23:06,791
Bagels and coffee ...
413
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,518
Uh ! Marmite ...
414
00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,774
He said his life's in danger.
415
00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:12,247
He needs our help, you know?
416
00:23:13,664 --> 00:23:15,618
Sometimes you just gotta
roll the dice.
417
00:23:16,589 --> 00:23:20,257
What if we wake up and
find him inserting a probe ...
418
00:23:20,258 --> 00:23:21,546
... into our anus?
419
00:23:23,051 --> 00:23:24,310
Apparently they don't do that.
420
00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:27,048
Anyone, want one of these?
421
00:23:27,049 --> 00:23:29,563
Eh, anyone?
422
00:23:29,564 --> 00:23:30,383
Anyone?
423
00:23:30,384 --> 00:23:32,047
Eh?
424
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,134
48, 49, 50.
425
00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:43,323
Coming, ready or not,
you son of a bitch ...
426
00:23:48,954 --> 00:23:50,154
Where's the other one?
427
00:23:50,155 --> 00:23:51,446
I don't know sir.
428
00:23:51,447 --> 00:23:53,491
Uh ...
429
00:23:53,492 --> 00:23:54,680
Haggard !
430
00:23:54,681 --> 00:23:57,081
Sorry, we were just ...
431
00:23:58,527 --> 00:23:59,416
Haggard !
432
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:00,828
Fuck ...
433
00:24:04,466 --> 00:24:05,493
Nice ... uh ...
434
00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:08,272
Get over here ... it's
the guy with the badge.
435
00:24:08,307 --> 00:24:10,247
We were just playing hide and seek ...
436
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,379
... so we have a lot of time.
437
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,054
Hurry up.
438
00:24:12,055 --> 00:24:13,819
I was hiding.
439
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,580
You have any traffic through here?
440
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,088
No, just a couple of hillbilly types.
441
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,209
Two nerdes in an RV.
442
00:24:20,964 --> 00:24:21,639
Nerds, huh?
443
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,456
Yes, they've come from comic-con !
444
00:24:23,457 --> 00:24:24,923
They've met Adam Shadowchild !
445
00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:26,936
Who the hell is
Adam Shadowchild?
446
00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:29,867
He ... he wrote Prison Hawk 441.
447
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:32,226
Ok? Jenny Starpepper and
the Spinning Worm.
448
00:24:32,227 --> 00:24:33,563
Right? Fluxing your anus.
449
00:24:33,564 --> 00:24:35,220
You know you're grown man, right?
450
00:24:36,482 --> 00:24:38,091
Probably shave, pay taxes?
451
00:24:38,092 --> 00:24:39,271
Have pubic hair?
452
00:24:39,272 --> 00:24:40,817
All of those things.
453
00:24:40,818 --> 00:24:42,889
- Did you search that vehicle?
- Yes , sir.
454
00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:43,576
What'd you find?
455
00:24:43,577 --> 00:24:45,084
Uh, nothin' much, just ...
456
00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:48,679
A book with a green woman with three...
457
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,974
- ... titties.
- Dude, it's three titties.
458
00:24:50,975 --> 00:24:52,382
Three tits, that's awesome.
459
00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:55,469
Oh, and some pissy jeans.
460
00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:57,622
Close that.
461
00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:58,623
Preexisting problem ...
462
00:25:00,490 --> 00:25:02,561
Listen to me you freakin' fuck,
i want to know everyting you ...
463
00:25:02,561 --> 00:25:03,961
... can remember about the
pissy nerds, ok?
464
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,004
We're leaving.
465
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:07,442
What about the road block, sir?
466
00:25:07,443 --> 00:25:08,879
It didn't work.
467
00:25:27,262 --> 00:25:29,773
Hey ! Rieces pieces !
468
00:25:29,774 --> 00:25:31,975
Yes, thank you.
469
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,579
Heard there was a commotion
on the road after Rachel.
470
00:25:58,550 --> 00:26:00,034
Funny, I didn't hear that.
471
00:26:00,035 --> 00:26:02,842
It must've been the boys out to paste.
472
00:26:02,843 --> 00:26:04,821
Hey.
473
00:26:06,271 --> 00:26:07,771
That's a bit much, isn't it?
474
00:26:07,772 --> 00:26:09,460
- What?
- Put it all back !
475
00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:11,329
What about Paul's "Rieces Pieces"?
476
00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:12,518
Just hurry up !...
477
00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:17,994
No, you go ahead.
478
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:19,516
Thank you.
479
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,452
- Is that beast outside yours?
- What?
480
00:26:23,453 --> 00:26:25,003
What do you mean "beast"?
481
00:26:25,004 --> 00:26:25,973
Your RV?
482
00:26:25,974 --> 00:26:27,340
Oh, the, yes ...
483
00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:29,601
The RV is ....
484
00:26:29,602 --> 00:26:31,088
Where are you boys from?
485
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,589
England.
England.
486
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,278
I heard about England.
487
00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:35,755
No guns.
488
00:26:37,308 --> 00:26:37,910
- No, not many.
- No ...
489
00:26:37,911 --> 00:26:39,636
Not really, just you know ...
490
00:26:39,637 --> 00:26:40,752
Farmers ...
491
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,082
How are police supposed to shoot anybody?
492
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,677
- They don't ...
- They try not to.
493
00:26:53,693 --> 00:26:54,931
15.58 $
494
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,852
Um, 20. Keep the change.
495
00:26:58,887 --> 00:27:01,188
And give it to charity or something.
496
00:27:07,091 --> 00:27:09,892
You're amazing, Graeme !
That cop didn't suspect a thing !
497
00:27:09,893 --> 00:27:11,288
And Clive ...
498
00:27:11,289 --> 00:27:13,226
You didn't pee you pants.
499
00:27:13,227 --> 00:27:15,021
I don't like to be stick in the mud but ...
500
00:27:15,022 --> 00:27:17,088
You're asking a lot from us, right?
501
00:27:17,089 --> 00:27:20,065
We just met, we don't know
where we're going, or why ...
502
00:27:20,066 --> 00:27:22,292
You don't think we deserve an explanation?
503
00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:25,582
Look ... the less you guys know the better.
504
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,565
I want you to have plausible deniability.
505
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:32,150
Let's just say, I spent a lot of time
in that base thinking i was a guest ...
506
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,421
Turns out ... I was a prisoner.
507
00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:37,253
But don't worry.
508
00:27:37,254 --> 00:27:39,766
I got it all under ... Ah !!
509
00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:47,969
Fuck, that made me jump.
510
00:27:48,177 --> 00:27:49,393
Poor little thing.
511
00:27:49,428 --> 00:27:51,113
I don't know, you could've done mate.
512
00:27:55,877 --> 00:27:57,247
Ew ... What are you doin'?
513
00:27:57,248 --> 00:27:58,817
Just watch ...
514
00:28:23,822 --> 00:28:24,813
It's a miracle !
515
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:29,304
Man, I'm gonna miss these ...
516
00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:32,471
What would you do that?
517
00:28:32,472 --> 00:28:34,557
I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?
518
00:28:41,577 --> 00:28:44,419
You got me thinking that I'm
wasting my time ...
519
00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:46,828
Don't bring me down ... Oh guys !
520
00:28:46,829 --> 00:28:49,205
Eleven o'clock,
Twelve o'clock ...
521
00:28:49,206 --> 00:28:50,314
Come on, it's fun !
522
00:28:50,315 --> 00:28:53,654
If you think about it,
it's time travel ...
523
00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:00,267
Eleven o'clock,
twelve o'clock ...
524
00:29:00,268 --> 00:29:02,419
Yes, all right !
525
00:29:06,265 --> 00:29:07,198
Let me see, let me see.
526
00:29:07,199 --> 00:29:08,703
No, just sit still ...
527
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,373
You gonna try me like
one of your French girls, Jack?
528
00:29:14,882 --> 00:29:15,947
I'm joking.
529
00:29:15,948 --> 00:29:18,246
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
just don't make me look fat, ok?
530
00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:20,679
- First gravity sats ass ...
- Paul !
531
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,722
Can I ask you a question?
532
00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:23,516
Shoot !
533
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,386
Have you ever done that to a person?
534
00:29:27,387 --> 00:29:29,332
Yes, I've eaten many people.
535
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,364
I'm joking big guy ! Relax ...
536
00:29:31,399 --> 00:29:33,658
No, I mean you know, fix them.
537
00:29:33,659 --> 00:29:37,644
Oh, no ! Not a dead person.
Recently dead bird, that's one thing ...
538
00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:41,229
... dead person, whole other ball game.
It's actually really dangerous for me,
539
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:43,430
The damage can actually bounce back on to me ...
540
00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:47,634
I'm sorry, am I boring you?
Have you heard this one before?
541
00:29:47,635 --> 00:29:48,859
Are you tried saussage?
542
00:29:50,617 --> 00:29:51,842
Don't call me that in front of him !
543
00:29:51,843 --> 00:29:53,817
Are you tired though?
544
00:29:53,818 --> 00:29:56,369
Eggie, I'm bushed !
545
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,163
You know what? We're all tired.
546
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,188
Let's just pull over and stop for the night.
547
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:02,953
We're fugutives Paul, all right?
I refuse to just ...
548
00:30:02,954 --> 00:30:05,844
... sit around and wait around to
get fingered by the Men in Black.
549
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:10,050
Look, we just gotta find somewhere quiet,
and don't draw attention to ourselves.
550
00:30:10,051 --> 00:30:12,356
But, where are we going, Paul?
551
00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:14,402
Oh, you'll know it when you see it.
552
00:30:16,128 --> 00:30:18,014
- Two white guys?
- Two, strange ...
553
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,776
Strange white guys, got it.
554
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:22,896
- Order anythig weird?
- Chocolate.
555
00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:25,327
Chocolate, awkward.
556
00:30:25,328 --> 00:30:26,912
Zoil, report.
557
00:30:28,263 --> 00:30:31,580
We've tracked him into a gas
station in Eli, he maybe travelling ...
558
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,553
... in an RV with two men
from England.
559
00:30:33,554 --> 00:30:35,173
New England?
560
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,864
Old England.
561
00:30:36,865 --> 00:30:40,168
Creepy. What are they, MI6?
562
00:30:40,528 --> 00:30:43,535
Negative, just couple of nerds
in the lam from comic-con.
563
00:30:43,536 --> 00:30:45,658
Something doesn't feel right.
564
00:30:45,659 --> 00:30:47,990
I think he's getting help
from the inside.
565
00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:54,642
I want those nerds iced and
that little green prick get back ...
566
00:30:54,642 --> 00:30:57,090
... in his fishbowl or dead, ASAP.
567
00:30:57,091 --> 00:30:58,900
I'm closing in, I can feel it.
568
00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:01,406
In 24 hours he'll wish he
never set foot on planet earth.
569
00:31:03,143 --> 00:31:04,739
Okay.
570
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,217
Here we are, this is the place.
571
00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:07,790
THE PEARLY GATES
572
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:11,019
Yeah, this looks good.
Doesn't look like anyone's been murdered here.
573
00:31:17,227 --> 00:31:18,011
Awfully quiet.
574
00:31:18,012 --> 00:31:19,816
Quiet is good, Graeme.
575
00:31:20,733 --> 00:31:22,107
Quiet is our friend.
576
00:31:24,195 --> 00:31:24,905
Hi there !
577
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:27,638
There's a girl outside ...
578
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,156
Okay.
579
00:31:33,855 --> 00:31:38,572
We're just a couple of regular guys
on a tour of the American Midwest.
580
00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:40,293
I don't think she heard you.
581
00:31:41,773 --> 00:31:42,671
I'm talking to you,
I'm talking to you.
582
00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:43,716
Oh, sorry.
583
00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:45,555
Hi.
584
00:31:45,556 --> 00:31:47,557
I'm Ruth Buggs.
585
00:31:47,558 --> 00:31:51,988
Good evening Ruth,
I am the writer Clive Gollings.
586
00:31:51,989 --> 00:31:54,862
This is my friends cohort
Mr Graeme Willy.
587
00:31:58,266 --> 00:31:59,174
Um ...
588
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:01,850
Do you got room?
589
00:32:01,851 --> 00:32:07,289
Sure, yeah, park in Bay 9.
It's 25 $ a night, including hook-ups ...
590
00:32:07,289 --> 00:32:08,898
... and I need an ID to hold on to.
591
00:32:08,899 --> 00:32:09,908
Okay.
592
00:32:16,074 --> 00:32:18,932
There you go, It's
my passport.
593
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,516
The UK ...
594
00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:22,590
I love the UK.
595
00:32:22,591 --> 00:32:24,678
- Have you been ...
- No.
596
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:25,722
You should go.
597
00:32:25,723 --> 00:32:27,808
Oh ...
598
00:32:27,809 --> 00:32:30,361
Oh, no, no, no.
I mean, you should go to London.
599
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:32,928
There's a lot of places I wanna go.
600
00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:34,940
RUTH !!
601
00:32:34,941 --> 00:32:36,274
Ruth, get in here !!
602
00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:40,636
Well, I'll be by to get your money
so, have a pleasent evening.
603
00:32:40,637 --> 00:32:41,688
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
604
00:32:42,049 --> 00:32:43,343
And you, bye.
605
00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:48,801
She was lovely.
606
00:32:51,211 --> 00:32:52,268
You just marry her then.
607
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,112
- Boo !!
- Hey !
608
00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:04,840
What took you so long?
609
00:33:05,629 --> 00:33:06,740
I was just talking Papa.
610
00:33:06,741 --> 00:33:08,652
You talk too much.
611
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:10,885
Sorry Papa.
612
00:33:19,389 --> 00:33:20,231
Hello.
613
00:33:22,673 --> 00:33:23,545
Want a cigarette?
614
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:25,210
No thanks, I don't smoke.
615
00:33:28,856 --> 00:33:30,200
Can I ask you something?
616
00:33:30,201 --> 00:33:30,957
Yeah, sure.
617
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:33,080
You and Graeme, you guys uh ...
618
00:33:33,081 --> 00:33:34,205
What?
619
00:33:34,206 --> 00:33:35,703
You know ...
620
00:33:39,979 --> 00:33:40,853
You know ...
621
00:33:41,122 --> 00:33:43,317
You guys, two guys ...
622
00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:50,410
Aren't you getting me?
623
00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:02,084
What you ...
624
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:08,016
- I don't know what you mean.
- Gay ! - No !!
625
00:34:09,374 --> 00:34:10,386
Why do people keep saying that?
626
00:34:10,387 --> 00:34:11,753
Nah, I'm just wondering ...
627
00:34:11,754 --> 00:34:13,652
Totally cool, if you are.
628
00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:15,638
Everyone's fine on my planet.
629
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:18,266
It's all about the pleasure thing.
You know I'm sayin'?
630
00:34:19,143 --> 00:34:20,654
Why you here Paul?
631
00:34:20,655 --> 00:34:23,512
Oh, I was on a science mission actually.
632
00:34:23,513 --> 00:34:28,121
And then I had some
spaceship related ... problems.
633
00:34:28,122 --> 00:34:31,114
And I kinda ... crashed ...
634
00:34:31,115 --> 00:34:33,919
Lucky for me though. This little
girl, she pulls me out of the wreck ...
635
00:34:33,919 --> 00:34:37,272
... next thing i know, guys arrive
carv me up to the base.
636
00:34:38,606 --> 00:34:40,519
What have you been doing here
all this time?
637
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,243
You know ...
638
00:34:42,244 --> 00:34:44,400
Getting back man, I've been shootin' the shit ...
639
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,497
- ... I've been advising the Government.
- Not just the Government ...
640
00:34:49,562 --> 00:34:51,816
- You I wanna have some kind of a
special power, you know? - Yeah.
641
00:34:51,817 --> 00:34:55,343
- Something messianic.
- Okay, Steven.
642
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:59,277
- Uh, how about cellular revelification?
- Yeah, I don't know what that is.
643
00:34:59,278 --> 00:35:02,610
Oh, restoration of damaged tissiue
through telephatic manipulation ...
644
00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,685
- ... of a transit field memory.
- What's that mean?
645
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:08,433
- It means, "healing" Mr Spielberg.
- Yeah, right. - It's ok.
646
00:35:08,434 --> 00:35:10,765
Like by touch or something like that like ...
647
00:35:10,923 --> 00:35:13,044
... maybe its finger lights up when
he reaches out and touches.
648
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,478
Maybe, you know, somethimes
I find less is more.
649
00:35:15,479 --> 00:35:17,500
Hey ... Trust me.
650
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:22,097
You'd be surprised how much he's
influenced popular culture over the last 60 years.
651
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:23,896
Agent Moulder was right.
652
00:35:23,897 --> 00:35:26,564
- Agent Moulder was my idea !
- Really ?!
653
00:35:26,565 --> 00:35:27,646
- Wow ...
- Yeah !
654
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:29,121
That's cool.
655
00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:30,710
Honk that shit Earth-Man.
656
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,111
I like this song.
657
00:35:32,112 --> 00:35:34,250
Harvard's my boy.
658
00:35:36,354 --> 00:35:37,121
Come on.
659
00:35:37,122 --> 00:35:38,872
Break it down a bit boys.
660
00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:40,818
Don't be afraid.
661
00:35:42,924 --> 00:35:44,369
Yeah, look at me, I'm breaking it down.
662
00:35:47,777 --> 00:35:49,112
Use them tongs !
663
00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:51,090
Get those tongs !
664
00:35:51,091 --> 00:35:52,927
Stope the fire ...
665
00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:57,060
Yes.
666
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,701
Ruth !! Prayers !
667
00:36:20,499 --> 00:36:22,069
I don't know the rest of this song.
668
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:23,436
No one does.
669
00:36:34,824 --> 00:36:36,068
Uhh, who's knocking?
670
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,236
Stop this.
671
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,766
- What are you doin'?
- Oh, shut up ...
672
00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:44,736
I'll hide in here.
673
00:36:44,737 --> 00:36:46,907
- Don't come out.
- Why would I come out?
674
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:48,196
- Who is it?
- It's Ruth.
675
00:36:48,841 --> 00:36:50,935
Don't you dare opening
that door ...
676
00:36:51,223 --> 00:36:52,610
- Hi there.
- Hi.
677
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:53,298
Good morning.
678
00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:54,729
May I come in?
679
00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:56,007
- No.
- Yeah, Come on in.
680
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:57,265
- No, no, no.
- Make yourself at home.
681
00:36:57,266 --> 00:36:59,299
Not really dressed.
682
00:37:02,175 --> 00:37:03,189
So, where's the other one?
683
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:04,810
The other one?
684
00:37:04,811 --> 00:37:06,569
It's just ...
685
00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:08,491
Oh, oh, it's ok.
We don't charge by the person.
686
00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:11,984
There were three shadows i saw
dancing around the RV last night, right?
687
00:37:11,985 --> 00:37:13,567
- The other one ...
- Oh ...
688
00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:16,409
I'm in the can.
I ate a ...
689
00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:18,177
... a closed pistachio.
690
00:37:18,178 --> 00:37:20,755
I'm paying for it.
691
00:37:22,662 --> 00:37:24,102
It's a nice t-shirt.
692
00:37:24,103 --> 00:37:26,007
Oh thanks, I got it at my church.
693
00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:28,704
"EVOLVE THIS"
- It's Jesus shooting Charles Darwin.
694
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,332
Why would Jesus wanna
shoot Charles Darwin?
695
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,012
Because of his blasphemous theories?
696
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,272
Are you men of God?
697
00:37:40,941 --> 00:37:44,338
We're men of science ...
You know, we believe in the ...
698
00:37:44,338 --> 00:37:48,299
... establishment of a biological order
through the maelstrom of physical ...
699
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,406
... and chemical chaos.
700
00:37:49,407 --> 00:37:53,774
The world is 4000 years old and can only
be the product of an intelligent design.
701
00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,213
That's whoreshit !!
702
00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:58,415
Um ... alright ...
703
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:05,046
Well then, please explain how something as complex
as the human eye simply just comes into being?
704
00:38:05,047 --> 00:38:07,129
Just come into being ?!
It's the combination of ...
705
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:10,339
... billions of years of development
and cost countless species !
706
00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,061
What are you talking about ?!
707
00:38:12,062 --> 00:38:13,899
Evolution baby !!
708
00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:15,946
Blasphemy !
709
00:38:15,947 --> 00:38:19,065
- Blasphemy ?! - Nothing that you can
say can shake my beliefs. Perfect.
710
00:38:19,066 --> 00:38:22,452
And the short and certain knowledge that
God made Heaven and Earth and ...
711
00:38:22,453 --> 00:38:24,209
... created us all in his own image.
712
00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,089
- His own image ?!
- Yeah ...
713
00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:27,670
Well, I got a question ...
714
00:38:28,995 --> 00:38:30,253
How do you explain me ?!
715
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:33,092
She's goin'. She's fallin'
Catch ...
716
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:36,592
And that's Jenga.
717
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:39,792
Why did you do that ?!
718
00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:41,074
I ... just ... she fainted !
719
00:38:41,075 --> 00:38:42,188
We've gone through this !
720
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,845
But we have to take her with us now !
721
00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:46,012
- No ! No !
- What ...
722
00:38:46,013 --> 00:38:49,130
This is America. Kidnapping a Christian,
that's worse than harboring a fugutive.
723
00:38:49,131 --> 00:38:50,358
Yeah, but she's seen you !
724
00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:52,845
If we leave, she's gonna call the police !
725
00:38:52,846 --> 00:38:55,449
No one's gonna believe this
God bothering cyclop ...
726
00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:56,780
... let's just dump her on the road !
727
00:38:56,781 --> 00:38:59,363
- Just roll her up on the road ...
- No, we can't risk that !
728
00:38:59,364 --> 00:39:01,563
If we take us, then we
can get her on our side.
729
00:39:01,564 --> 00:39:03,293
Yeah, you'd love her to
get her on our side, wouldn't you?
730
00:39:03,294 --> 00:39:04,737
That doesn't make sense.
731
00:39:04,738 --> 00:39:07,871
Look, she'll be fine.
We're quite nice !
732
00:39:07,872 --> 00:39:09,994
All right. What about my passport?
733
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,407
Oh, God ... Guys.
734
00:39:13,442 --> 00:39:15,761
"JESUS has the right of way"
735
00:39:23,841 --> 00:39:24,367
Uh, no !!...
736
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:37,135
Hollings
Clive
British Subject
737
00:39:37,136 --> 00:39:39,356
Oh, yes ...
738
00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,952
Ruth, what in the Lord's name ...
739
00:39:42,868 --> 00:39:43,963
Morning ...
740
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,720
Morn ...
741
00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:51,686
Go, go, go, go, go !! ...
742
00:39:55,952 --> 00:39:56,719
Oh fuck !
743
00:39:57,821 --> 00:39:59,232
Shook yourself daemon !
744
00:40:00,626 --> 00:40:01,895
Where are you ?!
Where are you ?!
745
00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:03,119
Passport, passport !!
746
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,665
Jump, jump !!
747
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:12,134
What? That's actually small
on my planet.
748
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,869
FUCK YOU
749
00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:34,212
Um, Ruth?
750
00:40:36,374 --> 00:40:38,533
Hello, Ruth.
Would you like a cup of tea?
751
00:40:40,247 --> 00:40:41,250
Where am I?
752
00:40:43,504 --> 00:40:44,775
Hey, look who's awake?
753
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,079
Daemon ! Daemon !
754
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,923
No, no, we're sorry,
we're not gonna hurt you, i promise.
755
00:40:49,924 --> 00:40:52,131
And we'll let you go as
soon as we can.
756
00:40:52,132 --> 00:40:54,386
You've been decieved by an agent
of Satan himself.
757
00:40:54,387 --> 00:40:55,251
He's evil !
758
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,677
I'm sitting right here, come on !
759
00:40:56,678 --> 00:40:59,016
No, no, he's not evil.
He's just a bit rude.
760
00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:00,529
We're trying to help him get home.
761
00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:02,183
He's from another world.
762
00:41:02,184 --> 00:41:04,384
There's only one world.
Our world !
763
00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:06,001
The world that God, the
father created !
764
00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:09,254
Hey, if it makes feel any better,
my existence only disproves ...
765
00:41:09,255 --> 00:41:11,602
... the traditional notions of
Abraham and todays notion of Chrisian God.
766
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:14,016
As well as all thrology,
that's all i meant.
767
00:41:14,017 --> 00:41:16,574
Amazing Grace ...
768
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:18,519
... How sweet the sound ...
769
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,931
What is with you people ?!
770
00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:23,764
Ruth, just listen to me for
one second, if you could just calm down ...
771
00:41:23,765 --> 00:41:26,855
I can't ... drive like this.
772
00:41:30,895 --> 00:41:31,579
Fuck this !
773
00:41:46,343 --> 00:41:47,411
What did you do to her ?!
774
00:41:47,412 --> 00:41:51,666
I just transfered my collective knowledge and
experience through her tactile psyscho connective bridge.
775
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,278
Oh, wow, could you do me?
776
00:41:53,279 --> 00:41:54,753
It really takes the head of me.
777
00:41:54,754 --> 00:41:55,728
Oh, come on, please.
778
00:41:55,729 --> 00:42:01,896
Oh, wow ...
779
00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:03,695
Oh, yeah ...
780
00:42:03,696 --> 00:42:06,415
He always knew what was
going on at Battlestar before me ...
781
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:07,286
... 'cause his mom had cable.
782
00:42:07,287 --> 00:42:09,334
Fine, pull over, I'll do you.
783
00:42:09,335 --> 00:42:11,205
Absolutely not, no spoilers !
784
00:42:13,749 --> 00:42:16,630
I didn't call the Government !
I called the police !
785
00:42:16,631 --> 00:42:19,692
This is not the police's area
of expertise Mr Buggs.
786
00:42:19,693 --> 00:42:22,138
That devil took my doughter.
787
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:23,398
What do you mean "devil"?
788
00:42:23,399 --> 00:42:26,022
And your doughters name
is Ruth, is it?
789
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:26,775
That's right.
790
00:42:26,776 --> 00:42:29,626
I brought her up by myself
after her momma died.
791
00:42:31,231 --> 00:42:35,818
Yeah, she's pretty easy to spot.
She's got this eye thing since she was 4 years old.
792
00:42:35,819 --> 00:42:39,524
Do you have a phone here
that your doughter might try to ...
793
00:42:39,525 --> 00:42:41,062
... reach you at if she
decides to call?
794
00:42:41,063 --> 00:42:42,008
Yeah, in the back.
795
00:42:42,009 --> 00:42:43,553
Hey, Peter Parker.
796
00:42:43,554 --> 00:42:46,580
Wanna put the snappy down and
get to the phone?
797
00:42:46,581 --> 00:42:47,727
Right ...
798
00:42:47,728 --> 00:42:49,884
She'll call me if she can.
799
00:42:49,885 --> 00:42:52,306
You mentioned it when ...
800
00:42:58,547 --> 00:42:59,501
Fuck you ...
801
00:43:00,753 --> 00:43:01,727
Here we go.
802
00:43:01,728 --> 00:43:03,102
Boys, to the car.
803
00:43:04,798 --> 00:43:05,695
Sir ...
804
00:43:05,696 --> 00:43:07,584
Might tell us what we're looking for?
805
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,775
Yeah, what are we looking for?
806
00:43:08,776 --> 00:43:11,263
I told you this is a
need to know operation.
807
00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:12,875
Yes ... sir.
808
00:43:12,876 --> 00:43:14,314
But ...
809
00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:16,540
Sh ... Dammit ...
810
00:43:18,902 --> 00:43:20,812
Sir, i think it's time you tell us.
811
00:43:20,813 --> 00:43:23,120
Hey, just do what the fuck i tell you, Haggard.
812
00:43:23,121 --> 00:43:27,281
Now, let's go find that crazy old bastards
little girl before it's too late.
813
00:43:34,777 --> 00:43:35,158
Ruth !
814
00:43:36,289 --> 00:43:37,420
Ruth, wait !
815
00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:38,471
Leave me alone !
816
00:43:38,472 --> 00:43:40,643
Please, please stop, i got shin splints !
817
00:43:43,668 --> 00:43:46,449
He ... he can not be from space.
It's not possible !
818
00:43:46,450 --> 00:43:48,601
Okay? He's from somewhere else !
819
00:43:48,602 --> 00:43:50,798
Look, Ruth, you saw it
for yourself, okay?
820
00:43:50,799 --> 00:43:51,780
He showed you.
821
00:43:51,781 --> 00:43:54,155
There's probably billions of intelligent
civilizations out there.
822
00:43:54,156 --> 00:43:55,876
So, where is everybody?
823
00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:58,604
I ... but ... one of them's there !
824
00:43:58,605 --> 00:44:00,613
Are they lookin' ?
Are they lookin' ?
825
00:44:00,648 --> 00:44:02,274
Are they lookin' right now ?!
826
00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:03,821
Sorry !
827
00:44:06,483 --> 00:44:07,343
That's pathetic ...
828
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,907
What's your beef Clive?
829
00:44:11,908 --> 00:44:13,011
I don't have beef.
830
00:44:16,462 --> 00:44:17,718
I'm from outer space ...
831
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,088
... you're a science fiction writer.
We should be best buds.
832
00:44:21,089 --> 00:44:22,808
It's not you.
833
00:44:22,809 --> 00:44:25,497
It's me.
834
00:44:30,595 --> 00:44:33,409
Is that what this is?
You're jealaous of ... her ?!
835
00:44:35,144 --> 00:44:36,751
It's not just that.
836
00:44:37,862 --> 00:44:38,769
Whoa ...
837
00:44:38,770 --> 00:44:40,392
Of me ?!
838
00:44:41,551 --> 00:44:46,015
Oh my ... This is because me and
Graeame got like 2 minutes when you were asleep?
839
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,016
- Is that what this is?
- I wanted it to be special, you know?
840
00:44:48,017 --> 00:44:51,419
I've dreamt about meeting you.
841
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,186
Ever since I saw Mac and Me.
842
00:44:54,187 --> 00:44:55,661
And I blew it.
843
00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:58,221
Now you two are friendly and ...
844
00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:00,310
... he's off talking to girls and he's ...
845
00:45:00,311 --> 00:45:01,142
Where am I ?!
846
00:45:01,143 --> 00:45:03,053
Come on man !
847
00:45:03,054 --> 00:45:05,354
This ... is special.
848
00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:07,393
You guys being all nerdy and shit.
849
00:45:07,394 --> 00:45:09,700
And meeting me, that is fate.
850
00:45:09,701 --> 00:45:12,618
Who cares if you pissed your pants man?
851
00:45:12,653 --> 00:45:16,843
When I first got here, first time
I saw you, I puked.
852
00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:22,057
You guys are weird lookin',
you've giant bodies, tiny ...
853
00:45:22,058 --> 00:45:22,779
... tiny heads.
854
00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:24,373
You're just being nice now.
855
00:45:26,763 --> 00:45:28,535
Look, do you want it sugar?
856
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,970
It's just knowledge and experience man.
You're a writer. Might give you some inspiration.
857
00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:36,805
Will it hurt?
858
00:45:36,806 --> 00:45:38,396
Only if you struggle.
859
00:45:39,555 --> 00:45:40,406
Allright.
860
00:45:46,974 --> 00:45:52,457
So there's no heaven, no hell.
No right, no wrong, no sin.
861
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,433
What ...
862
00:45:54,742 --> 00:45:56,656
- I can drink.
- If you like.
863
00:45:56,657 --> 00:45:58,956
- I can fornicate.
- Maybe.
864
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:02,300
- I can curse.
- Well, yeah. - Penises !
865
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:06,882
- Ruth ... - Assing hairy
boobs poop, farting, butt holes !
866
00:46:06,883 --> 00:46:08,309
Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping !
867
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,575
Wha ... what are you doing ?!
868
00:46:10,576 --> 00:46:12,406
Ha ... stop it !
869
00:46:12,407 --> 00:46:14,023
Why ?! Why should i stop ?!
870
00:46:17,225 --> 00:46:18,089
This is ...
871
00:46:20,384 --> 00:46:21,329
Because ...
872
00:46:21,330 --> 00:46:24,525
You have your whole life
to explore new things.
873
00:46:24,526 --> 00:46:25,763
Okay?
874
00:46:25,764 --> 00:46:27,730
Doesn't necessarily mean ..
875
00:46:27,731 --> 00:46:29,850
You should be exploring mine right now ...
876
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:33,768
You ...
877
00:46:33,769 --> 00:46:35,896
You said you wanted to travel, allright?
878
00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:38,012
To see like new stuff.
This is your chance !
879
00:46:38,013 --> 00:46:40,308
I ... I really think you
should come with us.
880
00:46:41,623 --> 00:46:42,687
Where would i sleep?
881
00:46:42,688 --> 00:46:45,612
I'll sleep on the sofa.
And then you can have my bed.
882
00:46:45,613 --> 00:46:48,469
You know? But I'd push the
tissues off with a pen if i were you ...
883
00:46:48,469 --> 00:46:49,745
... because I've had a cold.
884
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,020
Oh ...
885
00:46:57,782 --> 00:47:00,717
Ruth has decided that she would
like to come with us.
886
00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:03,841
Wicked ...
887
00:47:04,961 --> 00:47:06,252
I'm gonna go refreshen up.
888
00:47:06,253 --> 00:47:08,634
Hey. Ruth !
889
00:47:08,635 --> 00:47:09,899
Wait up
890
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,591
You don't smoke.
891
00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:13,856
I just wanted to say thanks.
892
00:47:13,857 --> 00:47:16,517
I know this is been weird for you, but ...
893
00:47:16,518 --> 00:47:18,068
... you saved my life and i owe you one.
894
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,041
Okay?
895
00:47:20,154 --> 00:47:21,148
Okay.
896
00:47:22,137 --> 00:47:23,024
What do you got there?
897
00:47:23,025 --> 00:47:24,529
By the way ...
898
00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:28,174
Severe epiral membrane complicated by mecular
deamon in your left ventricilous cavity?
899
00:47:28,175 --> 00:47:29,688
How did you know that?
900
00:47:29,689 --> 00:47:31,560
Lucky guess.
901
00:47:31,561 --> 00:47:34,035
Do you mind if i take a
look at it for one second?
902
00:47:40,146 --> 00:47:42,550
What does it say in the Old
Testament? An eyer for an eye?
903
00:47:44,418 --> 00:47:45,283
Wait ... i don't ...
904
00:47:45,284 --> 00:47:46,994
It's okay. You can trust me.
905
00:47:46,995 --> 00:47:47,855
I don't know.
906
00:47:48,445 --> 00:47:50,118
Just have a little faith, ok?
907
00:48:19,343 --> 00:48:20,549
How did you do that?
908
00:48:21,545 --> 00:48:23,157
Evolution baby.
909
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,867
- Um, Graeme ...
- Yeah?
910
00:48:35,177 --> 00:48:38,664
- Oh my God ... Clive ...
- Oh my God ...
911
00:48:57,778 --> 00:48:59,299
Come on, make your move.
912
00:48:59,334 --> 00:49:01,125
Oh shit, dammit ...
913
00:49:07,557 --> 00:49:11,903
You were the best thing
I ever invaded - George BUSH
914
00:49:35,732 --> 00:49:37,629
Hey, check it out, check it out !
915
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,996
Uh? See, it's easy.
916
00:49:42,651 --> 00:49:45,438
Small corrections Paul,
make small corrections.
917
00:49:45,756 --> 00:49:46,502
Get to the right !!
918
00:49:59,342 --> 00:50:01,318
Hey there sleepy face ...
919
00:50:01,509 --> 00:50:05,385
Fuckaroo, that was the best
titty farting sleep I've ever had.
920
00:50:05,386 --> 00:50:09,765
Uh ... I gotta feeling that you're
new to cursing Ruth ...
921
00:50:09,766 --> 00:50:12,392
Look, cursing's fun,
you just gotta pick your moments, ok?
922
00:50:13,429 --> 00:50:16,222
Hey, maybe we should stop for some food,
is anybody hungry?
923
00:50:16,223 --> 00:50:17,468
Fuck yeah !
924
00:50:17,469 --> 00:50:19,928
- Ruth ?
- You bet your big fat cock I am !
925
00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:20,929
Nice !
926
00:50:21,814 --> 00:50:22,944
I'm starvin' ...
927
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:25,345
What's new "fat hair" ?
928
00:50:26,305 --> 00:50:28,154
It's not fat Paul, it's power.
929
00:50:28,386 --> 00:50:29,958
- Fat power. - It's rude.
- You're rude.
930
00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:31,489
Maybe you should call my dad.
931
00:50:31,490 --> 00:50:32,033
What ?!
932
00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,159
What? Why?
933
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,820
I've been gona for a whole day,
and if he calls the police ...
934
00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:37,253
... they're gonna be looking for us.
935
00:50:37,254 --> 00:50:40,816
If I don't there's a good chance
that we all end up in Shit Butt City.
936
00:50:40,817 --> 00:50:42,601
You're really getting the hang of this.
937
00:50:42,602 --> 00:50:44,015
Thanks dick-milk.
938
00:51:03,175 --> 00:51:10,676
The music is from
"Star Wars: Episode IV"
939
00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:16,907
It won't be long.
940
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:18,217
Ok ... be ... be careful.
941
00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:36,239
Ruth Buggs?
942
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,318
Yes?
943
00:51:37,319 --> 00:51:39,964
Listen to me carefully.
I want you to tell me where you are.
944
00:51:40,477 --> 00:51:41,603
Who is this?
945
00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:45,888
My name is Agent Zoil and it's very
important you tell me where you are ...
946
00:51:45,889 --> 00:51:47,801
... and where you are headed Miss Buggs.
947
00:51:47,802 --> 00:51:49,915
I ... I ... can't tell you.
948
00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:52,548
I mean, I ... don't ... know.
949
00:51:52,549 --> 00:51:57,259
You've been abducted. The individual
that you're travelling with is highly dangerous.
950
00:51:57,260 --> 00:52:00,973
Oh no, he's not dangerous.
I mean, he's kind of rude ...
951
00:52:00,974 --> 00:52:01,990
He curses a lot ...
952
00:52:01,991 --> 00:52:03,454
And a couple of times I've seen
him scratch his ...
953
00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:05,558
... space man ... balls.
954
00:52:08,112 --> 00:52:11,277
Please listen to me. Your father is
extremely worried about you ...
955
00:52:11,278 --> 00:52:13,254
... and we'd like to get
you home Miss Buggs.
956
00:52:13,996 --> 00:52:15,607
He showed me things.
957
00:52:15,608 --> 00:52:17,319
She's talking about his
spaceman balls.
958
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,856
You know I'm just trying to
help you, right Ruth?
959
00:52:19,857 --> 00:52:22,937
I just ... I don't know what's
real anymore, I'm confused ...
960
00:52:22,938 --> 00:52:25,598
- We got the bitch !!
- Yeah dog, up high !
961
00:52:25,633 --> 00:52:27,134
Dammit Haggard, Miss ...
962
00:52:30,637 --> 00:52:33,434
- Hey, hey, hey !
- Wow, wow, wow !
963
00:52:33,435 --> 00:52:34,323
Around there baby?
964
00:52:34,324 --> 00:52:36,007
- I have to get to my friends.
- What's the rush?
965
00:52:36,008 --> 00:52:39,293
I gotta friend down here
who'd love to meet you.
966
00:52:39,294 --> 00:52:40,061
Okay?
967
00:52:40,062 --> 00:52:41,357
Oh, what the fuck ?!
968
00:52:41,358 --> 00:52:43,062
Hey, hey !!
969
00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:44,997
Hey, how's your dad?
970
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:46,937
- We gotta go, we gotta go.
- How 'bout the pizzas?
971
00:52:46,938 --> 00:52:47,969
We gotta go now !!
972
00:52:47,970 --> 00:52:50,369
Holy shit !
973
00:52:51,563 --> 00:52:54,599
It's the space faggots
getting the fuck mobile !
974
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,956
Yeah, we were just leaving.
I don't feel well.
975
00:52:56,957 --> 00:53:01,629
- Oh shit, sailors !
- Let's go !!
976
00:53:04,197 --> 00:53:05,605
Excuse me miss ...
977
00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:08,074
Papa ?!
978
00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:12,994
Ruth ... My Lord ... Your eye !
979
00:53:14,628 --> 00:53:16,291
- Come on, let's go !
- What about my dad ?!
980
00:53:22,709 --> 00:53:26,774
- Where're you goin' girls ?!
- Leave us alone you stupid vaginas !!
981
00:53:26,775 --> 00:53:29,954
That's no way for a pretty little
thing like you to talk !
982
00:53:29,955 --> 00:53:31,359
She's very new to be honest !
983
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,999
Leave this to me, I'll talk to 'em.
984
00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:40,655
Yo fuck nuts !!
985
00:53:40,656 --> 00:53:42,630
It's probin' time ...
986
00:53:47,274 --> 00:53:48,989
Hah ! Only one of us fainted !
987
00:53:50,325 --> 00:53:51,909
Oh, shit ! The 5-0, let's bounce !
988
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:54,316
I'm sorry. They answered the phone.
989
00:53:54,317 --> 00:53:55,734
They knew about us.
990
00:53:57,556 --> 00:53:58,758
Get in the RV ...
991
00:53:58,759 --> 00:54:00,969
Come on, they're gonna wake up !
992
00:54:06,179 --> 00:54:07,217
Sorry !
993
00:54:08,698 --> 00:54:11,704
- Ok, we need to get off the road.
- Shouldn't we keep moving?
994
00:54:11,705 --> 00:54:15,517
No, that is exactly what they'll
expect us to do, trust me !
995
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:17,911
Only an idiot would stop right now !
996
00:54:17,912 --> 00:54:20,652
- Yeah, pull in here, pull in here.
That's perfect. - What ?!
997
00:54:20,653 --> 00:54:22,526
- Paul ...
- We're idiots, remember?
998
00:54:36,328 --> 00:54:37,629
What should we do now?
999
00:54:39,097 --> 00:54:40,662
Well, how about hot chocolate and bed?
1000
00:54:40,663 --> 00:54:42,055
What are you, my grandma?
1001
00:54:42,056 --> 00:54:45,325
Oh, I couldn't sleep.
I'm too pumped.
1002
00:54:45,326 --> 00:54:47,814
Yeah, me too. Let's get some beers.
Find somewhere to chill.
1003
00:54:47,815 --> 00:54:49,147
What do you say?
1004
00:54:49,148 --> 00:54:50,677
What if someone sees you?
1005
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:52,855
It's dead out there.
And I can do this ...
1006
00:54:55,302 --> 00:54:57,520
- Ok, I'm in.
- Roggie?
1007
00:54:57,521 --> 00:54:59,384
- Sure.
- Bowinkle?
1008
00:54:59,385 --> 00:55:02,832
- Well, I'm a little bit tired.
- Don't be a pussy ...
1009
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,770
Don't call me a p ...
1010
00:55:05,486 --> 00:55:06,487
Allright.
1011
00:55:06,488 --> 00:55:08,371
- Allright, come on.
- Ruth ...
1012
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,286
Get your hands off me.
1013
00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:21,356
Gus ?!
1014
00:55:23,704 --> 00:55:24,786
Something i can help you, with?
1015
00:55:24,787 --> 00:55:26,810
Yeah, you mind telling me
what happened here?
1016
00:55:26,811 --> 00:55:30,651
Uh ... just a good ol' fashioned
beer soke slobber knocker.
1017
00:55:30,652 --> 00:55:32,200
See anything unusual?
1018
00:55:32,201 --> 00:55:36,922
Couple hillbilly types in the back
of that meat wagon won't stop crying.
1019
00:55:42,742 --> 00:55:45,367
Did you gentlemen see anything
unusual this evening?
1020
00:55:48,525 --> 00:55:50,063
Are we sure?
1021
00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:54,694
Thank you.
1022
00:56:01,148 --> 00:56:03,605
FUCK YOU
1023
00:56:07,527 --> 00:56:10,653
- It's a nice window.
- This is the little cowboy, isn't it?
1024
00:56:14,986 --> 00:56:16,666
I'll tell you, tell you, that's just funny.
1025
00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:18,971
It was when you
kiss me yesterday.
1026
00:56:18,972 --> 00:56:21,235
- Sorry.
- No.
1027
00:56:23,305 --> 00:56:25,520
I was like, "Girl for you rapists !"
1028
00:56:29,849 --> 00:56:31,033
Do it again if you like.
1029
00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:32,063
What?
1030
00:56:32,064 --> 00:56:34,504
Said, you can do it
again if you like.
1031
00:56:36,331 --> 00:56:37,430
Really?
1032
00:56:37,431 --> 00:56:40,729
If you're gonna try it, then maybe
you should do it with a friend, you know ...
1033
00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:45,156
... rather than some stranger, because,
there's a lot weirdos out there.
1034
00:56:45,157 --> 00:56:47,220
Oh, I am planning on doing a lot of kissing ...
1035
00:56:47,221 --> 00:56:48,616
... and fornicating so ...
1036
00:56:48,617 --> 00:56:50,462
... you'd really be helping me out.
1037
00:56:50,463 --> 00:56:51,655
Great.
1038
00:56:51,656 --> 00:56:54,588
Wh ... what ... do you mean now?
1039
00:56:54,589 --> 00:56:55,641
- I tought, ...
- Yeah, I did but ...
1040
00:56:55,642 --> 00:56:56,867
We could, let's do it now.
1041
00:56:56,868 --> 00:56:58,231
- I mean,
- Yeah.
1042
00:56:58,232 --> 00:57:00,495
Um, my hands on you ...
1043
00:57:00,496 --> 00:57:01,781
Staying here ...
1044
00:57:01,782 --> 00:57:04,203
Hold steady ...
1045
00:57:08,939 --> 00:57:11,944
Fuck ! I'm sorry.
I tought I was gonna pass out ...
1046
00:57:12,677 --> 00:57:13,964
Carry on ...
1047
00:57:13,965 --> 00:57:17,479
- How's that mate?
- Nothin' nothin', just hangin' around.
1048
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,271
They were about to make out.
1049
00:57:19,272 --> 00:57:21,336
It was awkward ! ...
1050
00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:22,854
We were just ...
1051
00:57:22,855 --> 00:57:25,568
Good ...
1052
00:57:25,569 --> 00:57:27,271
Please put your shorts on Paul.
1053
00:57:32,773 --> 00:57:33,911
You guys partake?
1054
00:57:34,314 --> 00:57:35,413
No, thank you.
1055
00:57:36,442 --> 00:57:37,685
I'll partake.
1056
00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:41,449
Are you sure?
It's pretty strong shit.
1057
00:57:41,449 --> 00:57:44,981
I got it from the military actually.
This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
1058
00:57:44,982 --> 00:57:45,918
Bob Dylan is not dead.
1059
00:57:46,459 --> 00:57:47,677
Isn't he?
1060
00:57:49,742 --> 00:57:50,726
Hit me.
1061
00:57:50,727 --> 00:57:53,942
Ok, just ... you know ... go easy on it.
1062
00:57:53,943 --> 00:57:55,942
Ruth ...
1063
00:57:55,943 --> 00:57:57,169
A little bit, a little bit.
1064
00:58:07,152 --> 00:58:08,336
It's not so bad.
1065
00:58:08,337 --> 00:58:10,840
To be fair, it takes a while
to be absorbed in.
1066
00:58:10,841 --> 00:58:12,106
Oh, shit ...
1067
00:58:18,191 --> 00:58:20,690
I'm hungry. We should
cook up some saussages.
1068
00:58:20,691 --> 00:58:22,056
Do we have any saussages?
1069
00:58:22,057 --> 00:58:23,776
What do you mean by that?
1070
00:58:23,777 --> 00:58:25,615
Why do you guys hate me?
1071
00:58:25,616 --> 00:58:27,447
Can we go cook up
some saussages?
1072
00:58:27,448 --> 00:58:30,157
Oh, I have waspes in my brain !
1073
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,886
She'll be fine ...
1074
00:58:33,887 --> 00:58:35,336
That happened to me the first time.
1075
00:58:37,462 --> 00:58:38,968
Paul ...
1076
00:58:38,969 --> 00:58:41,149
I was gonna ask ...
1077
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:42,291
you know us right?
1078
00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:45,543
Yeah, Graeme we're
like modified BFF.
1079
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:50,113
Why are you in such
a hurry to leave now?
1080
00:58:50,114 --> 00:58:57,464
Well, according to the Government,
I fulfilled my usefulness.
1081
00:58:57,465 --> 00:59:01,466
I told them eveything I know,
the only thing I've left off for them now ...
1082
00:59:01,467 --> 00:59:02,850
... are my abilities.
1083
00:59:02,851 --> 00:59:06,349
The healing, the thought transfer,
the camouflage.
1084
00:59:06,350 --> 00:59:09,957
In order to cultivate those abilities,
they need some of my stem cells.
1085
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,224
And I'm not really down with that.
1086
00:59:12,225 --> 00:59:15,478
Lucky for me, I do have
one friend left on the inside.
1087
00:59:15,479 --> 00:59:18,139
So, a man should get
SOS a beamed into space ...
1088
00:59:18,139 --> 00:59:21,022
... I got my people primed
and ready to pick me up.
1089
00:59:21,023 --> 00:59:24,497
Then, motherfuckers brought the
procedure forward by a day ...
1090
00:59:24,497 --> 00:59:25,689
... and my whole plan goes to shit !
1091
00:59:25,690 --> 00:59:26,706
What happened?
1092
00:59:26,707 --> 00:59:28,130
The way at the labs?
1093
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:30,318
I zapped my ass, I stole his car
I took off.
1094
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:32,168
Found you guys.
1095
00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,714
So what happends if you get cought?
1096
00:59:34,715 --> 00:59:36,872
Graeme ...
1097
00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:38,464
They're gonna cut out my brain.
1098
00:59:39,672 --> 00:59:40,720
Oh ...
1099
00:59:41,764 --> 00:59:43,120
Yeah, it's fucked.
1100
00:59:44,350 --> 00:59:45,847
It's kind of a buzzkill.
1101
00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:47,534
Let's lighten the mood shall we ...
1102
00:59:47,534 --> 00:59:48,878
... Clive, when did you last get laid?
1103
00:59:51,242 --> 00:59:52,211
Oh, hmm ...
1104
00:59:52,212 --> 00:59:57,283
- Connect many at London(?) '08
- '08 ...
1105
00:59:57,284 --> 00:59:58,257
Ewok chick ...
1106
00:59:58,258 --> 01:00:01,195
Clive likes boning space bears !...
1107
01:00:01,196 --> 01:00:02,636
Shut up !
1108
01:00:02,637 --> 01:00:05,281
Clive, seroiusly, be honest with me.
1109
01:00:05,282 --> 01:00:07,425
What was it like?
1110
01:00:07,426 --> 01:00:08,909
Well ...
1111
01:00:08,910 --> 01:00:11,192
She was furry nice ...
1112
01:00:11,227 --> 01:00:13,580
Oh ! This is gonna say !
1113
01:00:13,581 --> 01:00:14,930
Uh, that's gross !
1114
01:00:20,994 --> 01:00:22,469
Hey Clive ...
1115
01:00:22,470 --> 01:00:26,306
- Oh, Boomer it's forbidden.
- Hey Clive ...
1116
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:29,914
Clive !
Let's go guys !
1117
01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:31,366
We gotta get outa here.
1118
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,399
Where's Ruth?
1119
01:00:39,882 --> 01:00:41,920
She went back to the RV.
1120
01:00:43,758 --> 01:00:47,256
'course ...
He can read minds !
1121
01:00:47,257 --> 01:00:48,191
Come on ...
1122
01:00:48,192 --> 01:00:49,757
GONE BACK
2 RV. XR
1123
01:00:49,758 --> 01:00:53,899
Uh, guys, I think we have
a slight problem over here.
1124
01:00:56,888 --> 01:00:58,574
Uh ... man.
1125
01:00:58,575 --> 01:01:02,213
I can't hold my breath the whole
way through town.
1126
01:01:02,214 --> 01:01:05,018
Wait here ...
1127
01:01:07,145 --> 01:01:09,049
Wait, Oi, Wait ...
1128
01:01:19,677 --> 01:01:22,081
Morning. Agent Zoil, Secret
Service. Do you mind if I come ...
1129
01:01:22,081 --> 01:01:23,388
... in there and ask you
a few questions?
1130
01:01:23,733 --> 01:01:24,540
Not at all ...
1131
01:01:32,216 --> 01:01:32,946
Morning.
1132
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,175
Why are we holding hands?
1133
01:01:39,176 --> 01:01:42,163
- So we look like a family.
- Yeah, the fuckin' Freedmants.
1134
01:01:42,418 --> 01:01:44,669
- You could be a midget.
- You're obsessed with midgets ...
1135
01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:47,787
- No, I'm not.
- Stop it, just act normal.
1136
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:52,435
Ok, we're just a couple of ragular guys
walking down the street with a small cowboy.
1137
01:01:52,436 --> 01:01:53,528
Allright Clive?
1138
01:01:53,529 --> 01:01:55,034
Clive?...
1139
01:01:55,035 --> 01:01:57,012
- Clive ...
- Oh, come on !
1140
01:02:02,207 --> 01:02:03,015
Katana
249.99 $
1141
01:02:03,016 --> 01:02:04,197
Clive, what're you doing?
1142
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,852
Yeah man, what the fuck ?!
1143
01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:07,063
I want it ...
1144
01:02:07,064 --> 01:02:09,259
Well I can appreciate the bargain
and everything but this is ...
1145
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:11,580
... not Comic-Con, Clive,
this is reality.
1146
01:02:11,581 --> 01:02:14,521
False economy anyway, you'll
break the fist time you use it, let's go.
1147
01:02:14,521 --> 01:02:15,639
Why would I ever use it?
1148
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:16,939
Can we just go please?
1149
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:19,062
Wait ... maybe we should go inside.
1150
01:02:19,063 --> 01:02:21,169
- What ?!
- We'll hide out.
1151
01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:22,433
You go back and get Ruth.
1152
01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:24,390
Get the RV, pick us up in 10 minutes.
1153
01:02:24,391 --> 01:02:25,465
You sure?
1154
01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:27,621
Trust me ...
1155
01:02:33,835 --> 01:02:36,800
Morning. My name is Agent Zoil,
Secret Service, mind if I come in ...
1156
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,649
- ... and ask you a few questions?
- Um ...
1157
01:02:38,650 --> 01:02:40,946
No, do you mind if we just
do it right here?
1158
01:02:40,947 --> 01:02:41,982
Okay.
1159
01:02:41,983 --> 01:02:43,506
This placeis a real ...
1160
01:02:43,507 --> 01:02:45,278
... cock suckin' mess.
1161
01:02:46,270 --> 01:02:47,199
Got it.
1162
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:52,024
I'm telling you.
We're looking for a goddamn alien.
1163
01:02:52,025 --> 01:02:54,710
I thought all that Project
Bluebook stuff was whoreshit.
1164
01:02:54,711 --> 01:02:56,220
Nah, it all makes sense.
1165
01:02:56,221 --> 01:02:58,022
I mean, all this hush hush crap ...
1166
01:02:58,023 --> 01:02:59,537
... the drawing that I found ...
1167
01:02:59,538 --> 01:03:01,847
And what do you think that
girl was talking about last night?
1168
01:03:01,848 --> 01:03:04,402
Holy shit ! Spaceman balls ...
1169
01:03:04,403 --> 01:03:06,664
Yeah, and who has
spaceman balls?
1170
01:03:06,665 --> 01:03:08,175
Buzz Aldrin?
1171
01:03:08,176 --> 01:03:09,220
Be serious.
1172
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,842
"Encounter Brief"
- Hello, handsome.
1173
01:03:21,184 --> 01:03:22,218
Is that you?
1174
01:03:22,219 --> 01:03:23,870
Oh, huh?
1175
01:03:23,871 --> 01:03:25,565
Is that you on the cover?
1176
01:03:26,876 --> 01:03:28,405
I ... no ...
1177
01:03:28,406 --> 01:03:30,328
What's your name?
1178
01:03:30,329 --> 01:03:31,442
Keith Nash.
1179
01:03:31,443 --> 01:03:34,042
Nice to meet you.
I'm Paul.
1180
01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:35,925
- Right.
- So ... uh ...
1181
01:03:35,926 --> 01:03:37,148
You're not freaked out by me?
1182
01:03:38,509 --> 01:03:39,983
Mmh, yes and no.
1183
01:03:41,095 --> 01:03:42,946
You mind taking a look
in these photographs,
1184
01:03:42,946 --> 01:03:44,827
... tell me if you recognise
anyone of these gentlemen ...
1185
01:03:44,827 --> 01:03:46,130
... or the one-eyed girl?
1186
01:03:47,389 --> 01:03:48,282
Mam?
1187
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,565
No ...
1188
01:03:49,566 --> 01:03:51,050
Anything, anything at all?
1189
01:03:53,547 --> 01:03:55,546
- I mean, look this is an alien?
- Yeah ...
1190
01:03:55,547 --> 01:03:57,780
- This is huge.
- I know.
1191
01:03:57,781 --> 01:03:59,687
- This is huge ...
- I know ...
1192
01:03:59,688 --> 01:04:01,345
Is that a comic book shop?
1193
01:04:01,346 --> 01:04:02,717
Can we go in there?
1194
01:04:02,718 --> 01:04:04,233
Maybe.
1195
01:04:04,234 --> 01:04:05,565
If you're good.
1196
01:04:05,566 --> 01:04:07,649
Thanks so much for your
time Misses ...
1197
01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:08,480
Darwin.
1198
01:04:10,329 --> 01:04:12,855
Char ... lotte Darwin.
1199
01:04:12,856 --> 01:04:14,412
Charlotte Darwin,
you have a great day.
1200
01:04:18,964 --> 01:04:20,288
You should get this one.
1201
01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:23,703
- Thanks ...
- Yeah, it's good.
1202
01:04:25,051 --> 01:04:27,852
Nice ! ...
I like your style Keith Nash.
1203
01:04:27,853 --> 01:04:28,990
I gotta go.
1204
01:04:28,991 --> 01:04:31,294
- Catch you later.
- Bye Paul.
1205
01:04:31,295 --> 01:04:32,563
Don't get cought.
1206
01:04:34,273 --> 01:04:35,719
Happy trails !
1207
01:04:41,642 --> 01:04:44,232
Huh ! Pretty good.
1208
01:04:44,233 --> 01:04:45,994
Pretty good ...
1209
01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:48,912
Um, how much is that?
1210
01:04:50,309 --> 01:04:53,699
The sword, 299.99.
Plus tax.
1211
01:04:53,734 --> 01:04:55,168
Ok, I'll have it now.
1212
01:04:56,038 --> 01:04:57,970
Come on man, let's go !
1213
01:04:59,722 --> 01:05:00,801
Be right out !
1214
01:05:03,187 --> 01:05:04,996
Chute, it's like a cufflink thing.
1215
01:05:24,249 --> 01:05:25,798
Spaceman balls?
1216
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,805
Get your goddamn hands off
my motherfucking junk !
1217
01:05:38,733 --> 01:05:40,888
It's in there !
It's in there !
1218
01:05:52,555 --> 01:05:53,024
Hello ...
1219
01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:58,687
O'Reilly ! You dumm shit
that's just an asshole in a mas ...
1220
01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,095
Holy Mary Mother of God ...
1221
01:06:01,096 --> 01:06:02,846
I gotta quit smoking ...
1222
01:06:15,247 --> 01:06:16,685
- Shit !
- Come up behind me !
1223
01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:19,124
Hurry up, butt-crocks !
1224
01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:20,487
Hey look, it's that nerd.
1225
01:06:22,998 --> 01:06:24,247
Whoa whoo !
Yeah !
1226
01:06:24,248 --> 01:06:27,367
- Who's that kid?
- Keith Nash ! Punch it !
1227
01:06:28,781 --> 01:06:29,982
Wait, who's that kid ?!
1228
01:06:37,295 --> 01:06:38,742
Come on buddy, let's go !
1229
01:06:40,431 --> 01:06:42,603
Woah, woah, what's goin' on?
Did you guys get me some information?
1230
01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:45,215
- We saw it, we saw the alien.
- It was in the comic book shop ...
1231
01:06:45,215 --> 01:06:46,668
... hidious, I think I shit my pants !
1232
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,126
I don't know what you guys
are talking about.
1233
01:06:49,508 --> 01:06:50,552
You know what ?!
1234
01:06:50,553 --> 01:06:53,827
You know exactly what we're
talking about ! ...
1235
01:06:53,828 --> 01:06:56,606
I'm sick and tired of you the d ....
1236
01:06:56,607 --> 01:07:00,486
Where ... the ... fuck ... did ... he ... go?
1237
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:01,990
I got two doors for you.
1238
01:07:01,991 --> 01:07:03,073
I got mine.
1239
01:07:03,074 --> 01:07:05,637
With, with those nerds.
1240
01:07:05,638 --> 01:07:09,599
So ... you wanna follow us ... big guy?
1241
01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:11,711
- You kids are gonna back to the base,
- Uh huh ...?
1242
01:07:11,712 --> 01:07:14,897
You guys gonna stick behind.
Do a little adult work, now ...
1243
01:07:14,897 --> 01:07:16,500
... tell me which way the
little green guy went.
1244
01:07:16,501 --> 01:07:18,092
North, north east highway !
1245
01:07:18,093 --> 01:07:19,207
North east highway.
1246
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:20,253
Stragiht home now.
1247
01:07:24,587 --> 01:07:26,584
Sorry guys, it's my dad !
1248
01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:29,813
This guy doesn't quit !
Kinda have to respect it.
1249
01:07:37,129 --> 01:07:40,044
- Oh God, Graeme, drive faster !
- Oh wait ! - Calm down.
1250
01:07:40,045 --> 01:07:41,527
Asshordes are gonna catch us !
1251
01:07:41,528 --> 01:07:43,828
- Hey calm down, pull over !
- What do you mean "pull over" ?!
1252
01:07:43,829 --> 01:07:44,650
Pull over !!
1253
01:08:03,962 --> 01:08:06,666
Allright ... that's it ...
this is too dangerous ...
1254
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:08,576
... I'm ... I can make it on my
own from here.
1255
01:08:08,611 --> 01:08:09,506
- What do you mean ...
- No !
1256
01:08:09,507 --> 01:08:11,086
Graeme, you've done enough.
1257
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,870
I'll boost a car or something,
I can drive an automatic !
1258
01:08:13,871 --> 01:08:15,314
You're a terrible driver !
1259
01:08:15,315 --> 01:08:17,305
He's right Paul, you can't
even drive a spaceship.
1260
01:08:17,306 --> 01:08:20,295
I'm close now.
I'll be fine !
1261
01:08:20,296 --> 01:08:21,762
Oh, but we've come all this way !
1262
01:08:21,763 --> 01:08:23,337
Yeah, and at what cost, huh ?!
1263
01:08:23,338 --> 01:08:25,704
I've shaken your faith,
I've almost got you guys killed !
1264
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:27,828
I just want to get home ...
1265
01:08:27,829 --> 01:08:31,472
You are going home, I think we've
come too far to let you do this alone !
1266
01:08:31,473 --> 01:08:33,365
Yeah ! What happened to BFF's ?!
1267
01:08:33,366 --> 01:08:34,976
We're in this together Paul !
1268
01:08:34,977 --> 01:08:37,611
You bet your hairy love eggs we are !
1269
01:08:37,612 --> 01:08:40,286
The last 72 hours have been
the ride of my life and ...
1270
01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:42,477
... I'm fucked if I'm getting
off this bus now !
1271
01:08:42,478 --> 01:08:44,393
- Yeah, me too.
- And me.
1272
01:08:44,394 --> 01:08:46,011
Well that settles it.
1273
01:08:46,012 --> 01:08:47,638
We're all fucked.
1274
01:08:49,663 --> 01:08:51,853
Thank you guys, so much ...
1275
01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:55,607
... if if if you're absolutely sure,
there's a little somethin' you can do for me.
1276
01:08:55,608 --> 01:08:58,160
Fireworks
World Outlet
1277
01:09:00,505 --> 01:09:02,878
The Five Tones
1278
01:09:04,465 --> 01:09:05,871
Seems rather fitting.
1279
01:09:05,872 --> 01:09:07,147
Hmm.
1280
01:09:09,673 --> 01:09:10,815
That wasn't good
at there was it?
1281
01:09:10,816 --> 01:09:12,292
Cool.
1282
01:09:12,293 --> 01:09:13,659
Hello.
1283
01:09:14,595 --> 01:09:17,080
That'll ve 299.99
plus tax.
1284
01:09:17,980 --> 01:09:19,210
Hmm, same as the swords.
1285
01:09:22,973 --> 01:09:23,880
Look, they're running.
1286
01:09:23,881 --> 01:09:26,935
- Holy shit ! Get the door !
- Oh, shit ! Can you drive this thing ?!
1287
01:09:26,936 --> 01:09:28,555
I've been driving these
things my whole life.
1288
01:09:31,604 --> 01:09:32,886
Come on, get in, get in !
1289
01:09:35,176 --> 01:09:36,338
Praiseful !
1290
01:09:41,742 --> 01:09:44,634
Zoil, picked up a 911
outside of prospect.
1291
01:09:44,635 --> 01:09:48,781
Fireworks store just got ripped off
by two British nerds in an RV.
1292
01:09:48,782 --> 01:09:49,786
Son of a bitch !
1293
01:09:49,787 --> 01:09:53,062
According to the local, they're
on the 14th. 40 miles west of you.
1294
01:09:53,185 --> 01:09:55,259
Drive like a man,
you'll catch up them in 30.
1295
01:09:55,662 --> 01:09:58,569
Cops are standing down,
you better spin your ass around.
1296
01:09:58,569 --> 01:09:59,286
Roger that !
1297
01:10:05,037 --> 01:10:06,733
Don't make me come out there.
1298
01:10:06,734 --> 01:10:08,947
I'm guest of honor at the
Governor's Ball tonight ...
1299
01:10:08,948 --> 01:10:10,387
... I'm dressed up real nice.
1300
01:10:10,388 --> 01:10:12,462
Where the hell does this
14 go anyway ?!
1301
01:10:12,463 --> 01:10:14,150
You tell me ...
1302
01:10:14,151 --> 01:10:17,154
I don't know, you got Thermopolis,
you got Lytle Creek ...
1303
01:10:17,155 --> 01:10:20,654
Holy shit ! Moorcroft's
on the 14th.
1304
01:10:20,655 --> 01:10:22,782
You don' think uh ...
1305
01:10:22,934 --> 01:10:24,505
Son of a bitch is going back.
1306
01:10:24,506 --> 01:10:26,370
He's gonna find that contact.
1307
01:10:26,371 --> 01:10:29,237
We got him, Zoil. Bring me back
my space monkey, and I'll ...
1308
01:10:29,237 --> 01:10:32,153
... guarantee you Level 5
clearance and all the perks.
1309
01:10:32,154 --> 01:10:34,258
Great, betther parking space.
1310
01:10:34,259 --> 01:10:37,249
I don't know man. I don't
know, he looks awful mad.
1311
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:41,583
Fuck him. He's a dinosaur.
It's time for some new blood.
1312
01:10:47,411 --> 01:10:49,834
Welcome to
MOORCROFT
1313
01:10:49,835 --> 01:10:51,684
Ok, we're nearly there.
1314
01:10:51,685 --> 01:10:53,057
This is where we've been headed?
1315
01:10:53,058 --> 01:10:55,751
No, I ... I just need a
little stop first, ok?
1316
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,085
Do you think we really got
time to be making little stops Paul?
1317
01:10:58,086 --> 01:11:00,245
This is something
I really have to do.
1318
01:11:01,522 --> 01:11:03,767
Ok, stop here,
that's good.
1319
01:11:03,768 --> 01:11:04,454
That's close enough.
1320
01:11:09,492 --> 01:11:10,995
Shouldn't we park a bit closer?
1321
01:11:10,996 --> 01:11:11,954
No ...
1322
01:11:11,955 --> 01:11:13,855
We don't wanna scare her.
1323
01:11:13,856 --> 01:11:15,231
Scare who?
1324
01:11:17,688 --> 01:11:19,923
- You knock. - You knock.
- I always knock.
1325
01:11:19,924 --> 01:11:22,395
Who's there ?!
1326
01:11:22,396 --> 01:11:25,794
Uh ... Is that Tara Walton?
1327
01:11:25,795 --> 01:11:27,878
Leave me alone !
1328
01:11:30,205 --> 01:11:33,032
Miss Walton !
My name is Clive Gollings !
1329
01:11:33,033 --> 01:11:35,477
I'm here with my friend
Mr Graeme Willy !
1330
01:11:40,761 --> 01:11:42,024
Now, what do you want?
1331
01:11:44,028 --> 01:11:47,779
We're here with the alien
that killed your dog 60 years ago.
1332
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,810
Let's go, let's just go.
1333
01:11:53,811 --> 01:11:56,227
What is this, some
kind of a joke ?!
1334
01:12:00,711 --> 01:12:01,440
Hey Tara !
1335
01:12:05,473 --> 01:12:06,369
You ...
1336
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,320
It's a very loud clock, isn't it?
1337
01:12:16,406 --> 01:12:18,591
You have a nerve
showing your face here.
1338
01:12:18,592 --> 01:12:20,063
All these years ...
1339
01:12:22,106 --> 01:12:23,661
Maybe I should make some tea.
1340
01:12:23,662 --> 01:12:25,066
I'll do it.
1341
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:30,777
Huh, ok.
1342
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:43,182
Uh, look, Tara I ...
1343
01:12:43,183 --> 01:12:46,103
I only just stopped
believing in you, you know?
1344
01:12:46,781 --> 01:12:48,802
I've spent a very
long time trying to ...
1345
01:12:48,802 --> 01:12:51,050
... convince folks about what
happened that night.
1346
01:12:51,051 --> 01:12:53,424
Everyone said I was mad !
1347
01:12:54,756 --> 01:12:58,672
They told me it was a meteor that
squashed little Paul.
1348
01:12:58,673 --> 01:13:02,298
They said that I was
concussed hallucinating ...
1349
01:13:02,299 --> 01:13:03,690
... but I knew you were real !
1350
01:13:04,644 --> 01:13:07,072
I pulled you from that
spaceship myself.
1351
01:13:07,073 --> 01:13:10,012
I kept you warm and
comfartable and sat there ...
1352
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,224
... with you 'til the
men came to take you away.
1353
01:13:13,552 --> 01:13:16,196
Well, word got
out about my story.
1354
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:19,921
Kids used to come and
throw stones at the house.
1355
01:13:19,922 --> 01:13:21,067
Call me names.
1356
01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:24,810
Then, I just hid myself away.
1357
01:13:26,356 --> 01:13:29,518
I spent whole nights up
staring at the sky hoping ...
1358
01:13:29,518 --> 01:13:30,947
... that I catch a glimpse of you.
1359
01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:33,587
And here you are.
1360
01:13:36,806 --> 01:13:39,804
Um, I'm sorry, you know
if I could've done it any other way ...
1361
01:13:39,805 --> 01:13:41,565
Oh, it's ok.
1362
01:13:41,566 --> 01:13:43,646
You're real.
1363
01:13:43,647 --> 01:13:45,580
That's all that matters.
1364
01:13:46,570 --> 01:13:49,523
I was sure of it.
And all those folks that ...
1365
01:13:49,523 --> 01:13:53,124
... said I was crazy, they
can all go and fuck themselves.
1366
01:13:56,185 --> 01:13:57,765
I brought something for you.
1367
01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:59,238
I thought you might want it back.
1368
01:14:03,026 --> 01:14:04,304
Uh, here you go.
1369
01:14:09,651 --> 01:14:11,042
Oh, thank you.
1370
01:14:20,145 --> 01:14:21,677
Who do you suppose that is?
1371
01:14:24,629 --> 01:14:25,781
Where did that come from ?!
1372
01:14:25,782 --> 01:14:26,827
Holy shit, it's them !!
1373
01:14:26,828 --> 01:14:28,085
I'll take the front !
1374
01:14:32,330 --> 01:14:33,552
What the fuck are you
doin' here ?!
1375
01:14:34,701 --> 01:14:35,453
Go, go !!
1376
01:14:41,656 --> 01:14:42,900
Haggard ... !
1377
01:14:42,901 --> 01:14:44,372
Alien !
1378
01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,118
Haggard, where's the
pervy man ?!
1379
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,773
There's no one in this place !
Come on buddy, help me out !
1380
01:15:04,451 --> 01:15:05,654
Freeze motherfucker !
1381
01:15:05,655 --> 01:15:06,877
So weak ...
1382
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,428
Give me the alien !
1383
01:15:08,429 --> 01:15:10,261
Give me the ...
1384
01:15:10,262 --> 01:15:11,411
Give me the fuckin' alien !
1385
01:15:11,412 --> 01:15:13,389
- No.
- Aah ! Fuck, watch it !
1386
01:15:13,390 --> 01:15:14,875
Give me the alien !
1387
01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:16,847
Get your own alien !
1388
01:15:27,707 --> 01:15:29,432
Tara, come this way !
1389
01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:33,024
Oh man balls !
It's my dad !
1390
01:15:33,025 --> 01:15:36,404
- Hey, am I heavy ?!
- I told you it's not fat, it's power !
1391
01:15:38,677 --> 01:15:40,241
Oh, great ...
1392
01:15:45,829 --> 01:15:47,534
I told you we should've
parked closer !
1393
01:15:49,768 --> 01:15:51,844
No sir, they're mine !
1394
01:15:51,845 --> 01:15:53,812
Consider that a warning !
1395
01:15:53,813 --> 01:15:54,837
Crazy bastard !!
1396
01:15:56,603 --> 01:15:58,248
Got you still spacefreak ...
1397
01:15:58,249 --> 01:16:00,435
Ruth ! Get back here !
1398
01:16:00,436 --> 01:16:01,583
Just go home !
1399
01:16:05,302 --> 01:16:07,943
Oh, I got you sucker ... coming ...
1400
01:16:07,944 --> 01:16:09,344
Ready or not ...
1401
01:16:18,794 --> 01:16:19,666
Oh, fuck ...
1402
01:16:27,151 --> 01:16:28,229
Papa ...
1403
01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:29,395
Ruth, wait !
1404
01:16:31,101 --> 01:16:32,051
Papa !
1405
01:16:32,052 --> 01:16:33,294
Papa !
1406
01:16:33,295 --> 01:16:36,416
It's ok, he's allright ...
1407
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,821
He's ok ! He's ok !
1408
01:16:39,384 --> 01:16:40,416
Wait for me !
1409
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,823
Graeme !!
1410
01:16:57,144 --> 01:16:58,841
Ruth, drive !
1411
01:17:01,428 --> 01:17:02,279
Come on Graeme !
1412
01:17:04,441 --> 01:17:05,516
Don't leave me !
1413
01:17:11,679 --> 01:17:12,511
Never ...
1414
01:17:15,015 --> 01:17:16,788
Graeme, you scared the
shit out of me ...
1415
01:17:16,789 --> 01:17:18,141
Ruth, why aren't you driving ?!
1416
01:17:19,254 --> 01:17:20,581
I told you, it's easy !
1417
01:17:27,412 --> 01:17:29,243
Got it, got it, got it !
1418
01:17:29,244 --> 01:17:31,305
Shit, shit, shit !
Oh, ok ...
1419
01:17:32,305 --> 01:17:33,938
Small corrections !
Small corrections !
1420
01:17:37,335 --> 01:17:39,073
Oh, my weed ! ....
1421
01:17:58,765 --> 01:18:03,068
Motherfuckin' titty suckin'
tooball bitch !
1422
01:18:11,494 --> 01:18:13,131
Zoil, progress report.
1423
01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:18,518
This is Haggard sir !
Agent Zoil is no longer in command !
1424
01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:21,588
I don't give a shit who's in command
Where the fuck are they ?!
1425
01:18:21,589 --> 01:18:24,227
Just ahead of me, heading
east towards Lytle Creek !
1426
01:18:24,228 --> 01:18:27,983
I don't wanna hear from anybody
till that cocksucker is dead ! Get me ?!
1427
01:18:27,984 --> 01:18:29,784
Yes sir. Mam ...
1428
01:18:36,464 --> 01:18:37,680
Goddammit ...
1429
01:18:42,516 --> 01:18:44,646
This is official Government business !
1430
01:18:44,647 --> 01:18:48,633
Stand down, or I'm authorised
to use deadly force !!
1431
01:18:48,634 --> 01:18:50,424
That thing has my daughter !!
1432
01:18:50,918 --> 01:18:52,787
This isn't your mission !!
1433
01:18:52,788 --> 01:18:55,380
I'm on a mission from GOD !!
1434
01:18:55,381 --> 01:18:56,888
Tell him you failed !
1435
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:13,446
Shit, we got company !
1436
01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:22,691
He's trying to overtake us !
1437
01:19:22,692 --> 01:19:23,917
Don't let him get passed !
1438
01:19:23,918 --> 01:19:25,819
- Should I ram him ?!
- What about the deposit ?
1439
01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,854
Fuck the deposit !
1440
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,847
Lytle Creek
National Park
LIMITED PARKING
1441
01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:46,960
Oh, fuck ! Come on !
1442
01:19:46,961 --> 01:19:48,712
Smile you son of a bitch !
1443
01:19:48,713 --> 01:19:51,221
Eyes forward butt butthorn.
1444
01:20:01,149 --> 01:20:02,481
Do you think he'll be ok?
1445
01:20:02,482 --> 01:20:04,104
Yeah, he'll be fine.
1446
01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:14,849
- Haggard ...
- Zoil.
1447
01:20:14,850 --> 01:20:16,238
Where are the other two?
1448
01:20:16,239 --> 01:20:18,954
One crashed and burnt, the
other just burnt.
1449
01:20:18,955 --> 01:20:22,079
Jesus Christ, it's been one
fuck up after another ...
1450
01:20:22,079 --> 01:20:23,596
... I should've handled
this myself.
1451
01:20:23,597 --> 01:20:26,133
I am very close, you
give me 1 hour.
1452
01:20:26,134 --> 01:20:28,394
An hour? I'll be
eating canapes ...
1453
01:20:28,394 --> 01:20:30,918
... with the Governor in an hour,
I need this wrapped up now.
1454
01:20:30,919 --> 01:20:33,767
No, they're mine dammit,
I'm gonna finish this once and for all !
1455
01:20:33,768 --> 01:20:36,832
Too late Zoil.
I'm bringing in the big g ...
1456
01:20:38,003 --> 01:20:39,685
Boring conversation anyway.
1457
01:20:45,885 --> 01:20:49,294
Well dear friend, you're
a face from a mighty steeve.
1458
01:20:49,295 --> 01:20:50,322
I can't believe she's gone.
1459
01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:52,088
Need better bagger tits ...
1460
01:20:52,089 --> 01:20:53,920
Oh, what do we do now Paul?
1461
01:20:55,068 --> 01:20:56,144
Paul ? ...
1462
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:58,661
Paul, where are you goin' ?
1463
01:21:10,158 --> 01:21:12,259
See? What did I tell you fellas?
1464
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:13,395
You know it when you saw it.
1465
01:21:17,950 --> 01:21:18,747
Of course.
1466
01:21:29,632 --> 01:21:32,478
Huh, right. Shoots
flaming balls.
1467
01:21:33,745 --> 01:21:35,251
Can you just light the
fuckin' thing?
1468
01:21:35,252 --> 01:21:36,762
They're not toys Paul.
1469
01:21:36,763 --> 01:21:38,422
What is the suggested safe distance?
1470
01:21:38,423 --> 01:21:40,065
Right, um ...
1471
01:21:41,348 --> 01:21:42,458
500 feet.
1472
01:21:42,459 --> 01:21:43,954
That's gonna be put us
behind the tree line ...
1473
01:21:43,954 --> 01:21:45,070
... we're not gonna enjoy
the full effect.
1474
01:21:45,071 --> 01:21:46,257
Yeah, that's true actually.
1475
01:21:46,258 --> 01:21:49,097
Ho, ho, ho !
There you have it, huh ?!
1476
01:21:49,098 --> 01:21:50,355
It's not funny, that's dangerous !
1477
01:22:23,491 --> 01:22:24,370
What now?
1478
01:22:25,437 --> 01:22:26,527
We wait ...
1479
01:22:37,759 --> 01:22:39,574
- It's amazin'
- Thank you.
1480
01:23:13,837 --> 01:23:15,205
Oh, no you don't.
1481
01:23:18,964 --> 01:23:20,282
Wait a minute.
1482
01:23:30,544 --> 01:23:33,695
Stay where you are you
little green bastard !
1483
01:23:55,045 --> 01:23:56,303
It's the Big Guy.
1484
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:00,821
Well, what do ya know?
1485
01:24:01,504 --> 01:24:02,970
Small world ...
1486
01:24:04,994 --> 01:24:05,946
Paul !
1487
01:24:06,770 --> 01:24:07,781
Zoil ?!
1488
01:24:34,534 --> 01:24:36,641
Don't fucking move.
1489
01:24:38,234 --> 01:24:40,338
- Did ...
- Be cool, be cool.
1490
01:24:41,631 --> 01:24:44,265
I gotta say I'm a little
hurt Agent Zoil.
1491
01:24:44,266 --> 01:24:46,459
He introduced me to
my wife, he's my friend.
1492
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:49,333
So stupid son of a bitch.
You could've been where I am ...
1493
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,412
... in 15 years.
1494
01:24:50,413 --> 01:24:51,921
I don't wanna be where you are.
1495
01:24:51,922 --> 01:24:53,210
Too bad.
1496
01:24:53,878 --> 01:24:55,116
Let's go mork.
1497
01:24:55,117 --> 01:24:56,234
Don't call me mork.
1498
01:24:56,235 --> 01:24:58,395
- No.
- Guys you don't have to do this.
1499
01:24:58,396 --> 01:24:59,771
No, he's going nowhere.
1500
01:25:00,877 --> 01:25:02,508
Can it nerds.
1501
01:25:02,509 --> 01:25:05,783
What do you think you can
possibly bring to the table ...
1502
01:25:05,783 --> 01:25:06,906
... at this point in the game?
1503
01:25:09,132 --> 01:25:10,751
Blind Fury.
1504
01:25:10,752 --> 01:25:14,779
Oh ...
1505
01:25:14,780 --> 01:25:16,636
False economy, I told you.
1506
01:25:16,637 --> 01:25:18,000
Step aside.
1507
01:25:18,001 --> 01:25:19,009
Fag.
1508
01:25:25,142 --> 01:25:28,592
Oh, hu !
Insane !!
1509
01:25:31,257 --> 01:25:32,335
Leave him alone !
1510
01:25:50,326 --> 01:25:52,360
Get away from her you bitch !
1511
01:25:58,677 --> 01:25:59,797
Zoil ...
1512
01:25:59,798 --> 01:26:00,651
You ok man?
1513
01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:03,099
So much for the plan, huh?
1514
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:04,219
I know, right?
1515
01:26:04,220 --> 01:26:06,308
Sorry I zapped you at
the farm house.
1516
01:26:06,309 --> 01:26:08,895
That's ok, I'm sorry I wasn't there to
meet you outside at the base ...
1517
01:26:08,893 --> 01:26:10,432
... by the time I got there
you were already gone.
1518
01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:12,727
But you got yourself a plan B, huh?
1519
01:26:12,728 --> 01:26:14,237
Did I ever?
1520
01:26:14,238 --> 01:26:15,465
These are my friends.
1521
01:26:15,466 --> 01:26:18,313
- Hello. - Pleasure to meet you boys
you did a hell of a job.
1522
01:26:18,314 --> 01:26:19,426
Thank you Agent Zoil.
1523
01:26:20,079 --> 01:26:21,411
Please call me Lorenzo.
1524
01:26:22,288 --> 01:26:23,532
- Lorenzo Zoil?
- Lorenzo's Oil?
1525
01:26:23,533 --> 01:26:25,550
That's right.
1526
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:28,852
Ruth !!
1527
01:26:29,991 --> 01:26:30,967
Papa ?!
1528
01:26:41,175 --> 01:26:42,337
That was close ...
1529
01:26:48,825 --> 01:26:49,916
Oh my ...
1530
01:26:51,751 --> 01:26:53,075
No !!
1531
01:26:53,076 --> 01:26:54,435
Oh God, Graeme ...
1532
01:26:57,602 --> 01:26:59,319
Put the gun down Mr Buggs !
1533
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,849
Drop the fucking gun, Dad !
1534
01:27:03,483 --> 01:27:05,088
I really am gonna miss ya.
1535
01:27:05,089 --> 01:27:06,668
This is all my fault.
1536
01:27:06,669 --> 01:27:08,737
We should never come
on holiday.
1537
01:27:08,738 --> 01:27:11,971
No, no, no. It's fine,
it's fine Clive.
1538
01:27:11,972 --> 01:27:13,979
We've had a good time,
haven't we?
1539
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:15,095
Yeah?
1540
01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:16,100
But, you got shot.
1541
01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:19,112
Yeah I know, but I can
honestly say Clive ...
1542
01:27:19,112 --> 01:27:21,236
... this is the most fun
I've ever had.
1543
01:27:28,574 --> 01:27:29,721
Graeme?
1544
01:27:35,404 --> 01:27:36,373
Graeme?
1545
01:27:37,707 --> 01:27:38,603
Graeme ?!
1546
01:27:43,748 --> 01:27:45,144
I've gotta try, right?
1547
01:27:48,122 --> 01:27:49,345
Yeah?
1548
01:27:49,346 --> 01:27:50,674
No ...
1549
01:27:54,708 --> 01:27:55,774
Paul ...
1550
01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:57,428
Think about this.
1551
01:28:47,190 --> 01:28:48,027
Paul !!
1552
01:28:53,357 --> 01:28:54,396
Paul?
1553
01:29:13,122 --> 01:29:14,685
Oh, that sucked ...
1554
01:29:14,686 --> 01:29:16,121
And I don't even get to eat him.
1555
01:29:22,116 --> 01:29:23,818
Wasn't that really really
dangerous?
1556
01:29:24,891 --> 01:29:27,896
Sometimes ... you just
gotta roll the dice.
1557
01:29:28,852 --> 01:29:30,537
It's a miracle !
1558
01:29:33,035 --> 01:29:35,775
The Lord has delivered
his healing hand ...
1559
01:29:36,682 --> 01:29:38,165
Can't live with these people.
1560
01:29:43,615 --> 01:29:44,939
Sorry you got killed by my dad.
1561
01:29:44,940 --> 01:29:46,494
That's fine.
1562
01:29:47,707 --> 01:29:49,439
Do you wanna try to
kiss again?
1563
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:50,844
Fuck yeah.
1564
01:30:07,076 --> 01:30:09,179
Well ain't this ...
1565
01:30:12,438 --> 01:30:15,653
I changed my mind.
THAT is Jenga.
1566
01:30:39,871 --> 01:30:41,520
Oh, it looks good.
1567
01:30:41,521 --> 01:30:43,568
- That's a nice one of you.
- Thank you.
1568
01:30:43,569 --> 01:30:45,081
Mr Buggs?
1569
01:30:45,082 --> 01:30:46,788
It's been a hell of a ride, huh?
1570
01:30:47,646 --> 01:30:49,202
Sorry I frightened the
shit out of you.
1571
01:30:49,875 --> 01:30:52,371
You didn't frighten me,
you freed me.
1572
01:30:53,444 --> 01:30:54,599
I'm glad.
1573
01:30:56,238 --> 01:30:57,182
Hmm, that's nice.
1574
01:30:57,183 --> 01:30:58,795
Thanks.
1575
01:31:04,655 --> 01:31:06,165
Hey, take care of
her big man.
1576
01:31:06,166 --> 01:31:08,906
Oh, I will sir.
And God be with you.
1577
01:31:08,907 --> 01:31:10,318
Yeah, whatever dude.
1578
01:31:15,577 --> 01:31:17,367
Say bye to Karen for me.
1579
01:31:18,638 --> 01:31:20,535
Safe trip short round.
1580
01:31:20,536 --> 01:31:22,008
Thanks.
1581
01:31:32,181 --> 01:31:33,328
Oh, you're coming with me.
1582
01:31:33,329 --> 01:31:34,267
What? ...
1583
01:31:35,334 --> 01:31:36,709
I ruined you life, Tara.
1584
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:39,574
I think it's only
right, I give you one.
1585
01:31:42,905 --> 01:31:44,287
But, I don't have my toothbrush.
1586
01:31:44,288 --> 01:31:46,805
Baby, where we're goin' ...
1587
01:31:46,805 --> 01:31:48,151
... you don't need teeth.
1588
01:31:54,783 --> 01:31:56,238
That's right, ran on.
1589
01:31:56,239 --> 01:31:57,315
Get in there girl.
1590
01:31:57,316 --> 01:32:00,297
Yeah, she's comin' with
me, let her in ...
1591
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:07,057
Gentlemen ...
1592
01:32:07,058 --> 01:32:09,473
I, um ...
1593
01:32:09,474 --> 01:32:11,230
I meant to ask ...
1594
01:32:11,231 --> 01:32:12,275
What did you think of the book?
1595
01:32:13,195 --> 01:32:15,597
I know, I liked it, actually,
really liked it, there's a lot of ...
1596
01:32:15,597 --> 01:32:17,864
... good ideas in it.
1597
01:32:17,865 --> 01:32:19,559
Uh, i kinda find it hard to finish.
1598
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:20,750
To be honest.
1599
01:32:20,751 --> 01:32:22,184
Yeah.
1600
01:32:22,185 --> 01:32:23,444
Yeah, me too.
1601
01:32:23,445 --> 01:32:26,216
Keep it with the journey
home if you like.
1602
01:32:26,217 --> 01:32:27,473
Oh, yeah, I'll definetaly.
1603
01:32:30,534 --> 01:32:32,156
3 tits.
1604
01:32:32,157 --> 01:32:33,812
Awesome !
1605
01:32:33,813 --> 01:32:36,447
Well, safe to say we've all
learned something from ...
1606
01:32:36,447 --> 01:32:40,040
... this. Be yourselves, speak
from your hearts, some shit like that ...
1607
01:32:41,003 --> 01:32:44,161
Yeah, I certainly feel
a bit different.
1608
01:32:44,162 --> 01:32:45,810
And me ...
1609
01:32:47,110 --> 01:32:48,216
Thank you guys.
1610
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:50,558
No, thank you.
1611
01:32:50,559 --> 01:32:52,321
Yeah, thanks Paul.
1612
01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:55,018
Hugs?
1613
01:33:02,175 --> 01:33:03,856
Clive, I can feel you boner.
1614
01:33:09,879 --> 01:33:11,264
Till next time.
1615
01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:19,864
It's cool, isn't it?
1616
01:33:19,865 --> 01:33:20,872
It's amazing !
1617
01:33:24,166 --> 01:33:25,619
Goodbye !!
1618
01:33:48,690 --> 01:33:50,356
Goodbye !!
1619
01:33:58,336 --> 01:34:01,297
This ship takes off very
slowly, It's a little awkward.
1620
01:34:01,298 --> 01:34:02,715
Goodbye !
1621
01:34:04,812 --> 01:34:06,353
Can't you do it any faster,
come on !!
1622
01:34:59,187 --> 01:35:00,104
That was good, wasn't it?
1623
01:35:03,778 --> 01:35:09,051
Subtitles and Sync
-- EN1S --
Don't close just yet ...
1624
01:35:09,052 --> 01:35:13,583
Two years later.
1625
01:35:28,548 --> 01:35:29,641
Sorry, who are you?
1626
01:35:31,179 --> 01:35:32,306
Someone who loves you.
1627
01:35:34,002 --> 01:35:35,934
I thought you were coming
as Wonderwoman today.
1628
01:35:40,624 --> 01:35:44,100
Right, will you please welcome the team ...
1629
01:35:44,100 --> 01:35:47,946
... behind this years Nebulon
Award winnning best seller.
1630
01:35:54,929 --> 01:35:57,046
By the way, these are friends of mine.
1631
01:35:57,047 --> 01:35:58,946
I'm very proud of you Graeme.
1632
01:35:58,947 --> 01:36:00,671
I'm very proud of you Saussage.
1633
01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:02,004
Come on.
1634
01:36:12,555 --> 01:36:15,878
Pat Stevens. Like
Pat Stevens from Chapter One?
1635
01:36:15,879 --> 01:36:17,099
The very same.
1636
01:36:17,100 --> 01:36:18,643
I always pictured you taller.
1637
01:36:18,644 --> 01:36:20,543
Well, you'll see me standing up.
1638
01:36:20,544 --> 01:36:21,465
Oh, I'd like that.
1639
01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:33,968
I didn't realise you were
still damn pretty.
1640
01:36:33,969 --> 01:36:35,228
You can see mr out of
these crazy clothes.
1641
01:36:35,229 --> 01:36:36,740
I'd like that.
1642
01:36:41,464 --> 01:36:42,205
I can't.
1643
01:36:46,445 --> 01:36:50,476
I understand apparently they
are siding me as the ...
1644
01:36:50,477 --> 01:36:53,256
As the Flow Fuck.
You know?
1645
01:36:57,462 --> 01:37:01,174
Please welcome to the stage,
Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy.
1646
01:37:04,743 --> 01:37:06,034
3, 2, 1.
1647
01:37:22,886 --> 01:37:24,544
Graeme !! Clive !!
1648
01:37:26,363 --> 01:37:27,621
I know those guys !
1649
01:37:52,799 --> 01:37:58,462
PAUL
Clive Gollings
Illustrated by Graeme Willy