1
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<i>I'm floating.</i>

2
00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,837
<i>I'm in my mother's belly.</i>

3
00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:27,385
<i>How do you feel?</i>

4
00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:29,437
<i>I feel alone.</i>

5
00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:34,134
<i>I want you to go back</i>
<i>even further in time.</i>

6
00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:36,016
<i>What do you see?</i>

7
00:00:36,715 --> 00:00:38,269
<i>Light...</i>

8
00:02:39,147 --> 00:02:42,967
<i>Welcome to Mouthe</i>
<i>Candice Lecoeur's Hometown</i>

9
00:02:50,596 --> 00:02:54,275
"I bequeath all my property
and belongings,

10
00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:57,207
"including
my 8 hectares of vineyards,

11
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"my wine-making business
and my home,

12
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"which are estimated today
at 650,000 Euro...

13
00:03:04,761 --> 00:03:06,184
"to the town of Mouthe,

14
00:03:06,326 --> 00:03:09,317
"which will be in charge
of finding a winemaker

15
00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:10,775
"to perpetuate my work."

16
00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,581
I didn't drive 400 miles...

17
00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:15,166
"To my sole nephew, David Rousseau,

18
00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:16,938
"I bequeath Toby,

19
00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,334
"for I know he loved him dearly."

20
00:03:19,829 --> 00:03:20,766
Toby?

21
00:03:21,396 --> 00:03:22,404
Isn't he dead?

22
00:03:41,963 --> 00:03:43,066
<i>Dear Diary,</i>

23
00:03:43,842 --> 00:03:47,035
<i>I started writing to you</i>
<i>on June 1, 1990,</i>

24
00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:48,983
<i>the day I turned 13.</i>

25
00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,436
<i>24 diaries filled</i>
<i>with my poor existence,</i>

26
00:03:52,578 --> 00:03:55,248
<i>told without</i>
<i>the flair of a great writer.</i>

27
00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,832
<i>For I have no style,</i>

28
00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:00,443
<i>or only one you could call zilch.</i>

29
00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,269
<i>I'd caress your blank pages,</i>

30
00:04:04,584 --> 00:04:08,441
<i>hoping to soon tell you</i>
<i>I'd met someone who really loved me,</i>

31
00:04:08,761 --> 00:04:09,971
<i>who understood me.</i>

32
00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:13,275
<i>A new diary, a new beginning.</i>

33
00:04:13,668 --> 00:04:15,365
<i>The beginning of my new life...</i>

34
00:04:17,078 --> 00:04:19,783
<i>That's what I wanted to write</i>
<i>on your first page.</i>

35
00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,793
<i>But it's been three days</i>
<i>since I've written...</i>

36
00:04:25,745 --> 00:04:27,061
<i>I've been dead.</i>

37
00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:28,938
<i>It's surely for the best...</i>

38
00:05:29,327 --> 00:05:32,483
"Snowflake Hotel".

39
00:05:33,676 --> 00:05:35,930
Last week it was -36ºC.

40
00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,327
This is...

41
00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,068
The coldest town in France.
"Little Siberia".

42
00:05:41,298 --> 00:05:42,651
You know the place?

43
00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:44,110
I came here as a kid.

44
00:05:44,257 --> 00:05:48,007
Luckily, my dad called my uncle
an ass and we never came back.

45
00:05:49,512 --> 00:05:52,015
It smells like glue. I love it!

46
00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:55,387
They just wallpapered.
Ghastly, isn't it?

47
00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:58,270
Uh, yes. It's unusual.

48
00:05:59,673 --> 00:06:02,556
You look a little...
unusual yourself.

49
00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:05,822
I bet you're an artist or something.

50
00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:09,313
No.
I'm a door-to-door kitchen salesman.

51
00:06:13,524 --> 00:06:15,542
I put you in No. 5. The best room.

52
00:06:18,293 --> 00:06:19,646
It's cold, huh?

53
00:06:21,459 --> 00:06:22,777
The boiler broke down.

54
00:06:23,548 --> 00:06:24,557
But there are blankets.

55
00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,969
And there's rum in the mini-bar.

56
00:06:30,995 --> 00:06:33,321
If you're really cold, dial 9,

57
00:06:33,744 --> 00:06:35,405
I'll make a hot-water bottle.

58
00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,959
No further than last time you called.

59
00:06:55,809 --> 00:06:57,268
Glad you think it's funny.

60
00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,248
<i>Only a little...</i>

61
00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:04,604
<i>Don't forget, if you want to come out</i>
<i>before the literary season...</i>

62
00:07:04,753 --> 00:07:08,194
The book will come out
when it comes out.

63
00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:09,762
<i>Forget about writing</i>

64
00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:11,920
<i>a James Ellroy masterpiece.</i>

65
00:07:12,444 --> 00:07:15,042
<i>You've received advances.</i>
<i>We have a contract...</i>

66
00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:16,783
Then we'll break it.

67
00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:19,745
You can't fit writing
into little time slots.

68
00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,340
<i>Very well.</i>

69
00:07:22,119 --> 00:07:23,780
<i>Take your time.</i>

70
00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:28,305
<i>But with another publisher.</i>
<i>I've reached my limits.</i>

71
00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,476
<i>Today's news</i>
<i>is marked by a tragic death.</i>

72
00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:31,093
<i>The entire region is in mourning.'</i>

73
00:08:31,235 --> 00:08:35,364
<i>Candice Lecoeur represented</i>
<i>"The Belle of Jura" cheese</i>

74
00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,243
<i>before becoming weather lady...</i>

75
00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:39,162
It's noon?

76
00:08:39,308 --> 00:08:42,679
<i>The native of Mouthe</i>
<i>visibly decided to end her life.</i>

77
00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:46,783
<i>Her body was found</i>
<i>in the woods next to the border.</i>

78
00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:48,556
<i>Here's our correspondent...</i>

79
00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:49,500
Shit.

80
00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:51,484
<i>Candice Lecoeur's many fans</i>

81
00:08:51,629 --> 00:08:53,705
<i>are in mourning.</i>

82
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<i>Born Martine Langevin,</i>
<i>she was the icon</i>

83
00:08:57,614 --> 00:08:59,204
<i>for "The Belle of Jura" cheese</i>

84
00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:02,938
<i>before becoming weather lady</i>
<i>at Franche-Comté TV.</i>

85
00:09:03,079 --> 00:09:06,663
<i>It is here at the morgue</i>
<i>of the brand new Mouthe hospital,</i>

86
00:09:07,534 --> 00:09:10,868
<i>that Candice's body will rest</i>
<i>before the funeral.</i>

87
00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:13,726
<i>She was found</i>
<i>with a bottle of sleeping pills</i>

88
00:09:14,459 --> 00:09:17,793
<i>in her hand,</i>
<i>in the middle of a "no man's land".</i>

89
00:09:17,938 --> 00:09:20,857
<i>Captain Colbert, could you explain?</i>

90
00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:23,328
<i>It's an area</i>
<i>outside legal jurisdiction</i>

91
00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:25,347
<i>on the Franco-Swiss border.</i>

92
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,330
<i>- So no investigation?</i>
<i>- Correct.</i>

93
00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,138
<i>The case is closed.</i>

94
00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,038
<i>Thus her mysterious death</i>
<i>will remain... a myst...</i>

95
00:09:34,052 --> 00:09:36,270
Always happens.
It's the snow on the lines.

96
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,715
I won't ask if you slept well.

97
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,186
<i>- Forget something?</i>
<i>- I started.</i>

98
00:10:19,504 --> 00:10:22,102
I have an idea. A title in any case.

99
00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:24,471
<i>That's a start. What is it?</i>

100
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:26,705
"No Man's Land".

101
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,574
<i>Not very catchy, is it?</i>

102
00:10:29,108 --> 00:10:30,117
<i>What's it about?</i>

103
00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:32,827
A town called Mouthe,

104
00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:35,368
where a local starlet is found dead.

105
00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:37,940
A blond who did cheese commercials.

106
00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:42,051
<i>A cheese star...</i>
<i>In a no man's land... In Mouthe...</i>

107
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,841
I need to dig deeper.
This might be something.

108
00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:48,212
I've been thinking...

109
00:10:48,493 --> 00:10:52,099
I'd like to write under another name.
How about "Magnus Hørn"?

110
00:10:52,426 --> 00:10:53,920
With a slashed "o".

111
00:10:56,845 --> 00:10:59,871
<i>Start writing,</i>
<i>we'll discuss that later.</i>

112
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,491
<i>Have fun in your "no man's land".</i>
<i>And don't get lost.</i>

113
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,429
Looking for something?

114
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:15,557
Inspiration.

115
00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:26,628
Look elsewhere.
This area's off limits.

116
00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,929
I'm investigating
for my next detective novel.

117
00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:32,787
Please leave...

118
00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:53,914
I have hyper-acute hearing.

119
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:58,644
My parents always wondered
why I jumped for nothing.

120
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:01,887
One day I fainted
when my mother was beating eggs.

121
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,800
But it doesn't only have bad sides.

122
00:13:05,507 --> 00:13:06,539
Listen.

123
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,059
My footsteps in the snow...

124
00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,707
I pick up every single detail,

125
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,688
like an oenologist tasting wine.

126
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,470
Listen.

127
00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:41,516
The air is amazing here.

128
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:53,246
I saw you the other day,
when they took the body away.

129
00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:54,986
You must be mistaken.

130
00:13:57,745 --> 00:14:01,328
It is quite odd committing suicide
in the middle of nowhere,

131
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,899
where there'll be no investigation.

132
00:14:04,984 --> 00:14:05,707
No?

133
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,427
Muckraking isn't my thing.

134
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,024
I saw episode 5.

135
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,677
The psychic said to the writer:
"You're the man with a hood.

136
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,066
"Your linked is the '5'."

137
00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:02,397
This elevator is for staff only.

138
00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:05,496
I'm her grandson.
They said I could come.

139
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:18,586
Always happens.
It's the snow on the lines.

140
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:20,918
Shut the locker.

141
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:15,800
<i>At first I thought</i>
<i>he was just another crackpot,</i>

142
00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:21,086
<i>like those two male nurses</i>
<i>who pawed my breasts.</i>

143
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,124
<i>But I'm not mad at them.</i>

144
00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:29,994
<i>Even cold, I'm still the hottest gal</i>
<i>in all Franche-Comté.</i>

145
00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:34,034
<i>But this one took my hand,</i>

146
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,257
<i>he wasn't like the others.</i>

147
00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:39,180
<i>I mean,</i>
<i>he didn't want to feel up my ass.</i>

148
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,519
<i>If we'd met before,</i>

149
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:45,831
<i>maybe I wouldn't be lying</i>
<i>on this stainless-steel table.</i>

150
00:17:47,122 --> 00:17:48,783
<i>It's the story of my life...</i>

151
00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:52,332
<i>I had to wait until I was dead</i>

152
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,009
<i>to meet a nice guy.</i>

153
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,586
What are you doing here?

154
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,316
It's not what you think.

155
00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:06,922
So you're Gilbert Rousseau's nephew,

156
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,718
and you investigate
like James Ellroy?

157
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,497
Yes.

158
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,504
May I ask who gave you permission?

159
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:20,562
No one.

160
00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:26,297
There's a needle mark on her arm.

161
00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:31,556
Are you <i>100%</i> certain...
that she committed suicide?

162
00:18:32,574 --> 00:18:36,121
One: The needle mark
is from a blood test the day before.

163
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:39,836
Two: She really did commit suicide.

164
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,003
And three: The case is closed.

165
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,023
But the Stylnax is a glaring error!

166
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:50,415
One of my fans pointed out my mistake
in "Fiscal Paradise, My Love".

167
00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:53,140
You can't swallow a tube
without water.

168
00:18:58,326 --> 00:18:59,014
And four:

169
00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:02,251
This isn't America. This is Mouthe.

170
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,392
So I suggest you find another story.

171
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,945
And stay out of morgues.

172
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:12,723
Next time,
I might be less sympathetic.

173
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:15,162
Thank you.

174
00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:34,371
Do you know
where Candice Lecoeur lived?

175
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,289
In the old cookie factory.

176
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:39,247
Rue de la Source.
It used to be a factory.

177
00:19:39,393 --> 00:19:40,532
It's that way.

178
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,372
<i>Thursday 1.'00 pm</i>
<i>Jiminy Cricket</i>

179
00:22:23,588 --> 00:22:25,984
<i>Thursday, June 1, 1990</i>

180
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:27,303
<i>I'm 13 years old.</i>

181
00:22:28,077 --> 00:22:29,773
<i>It's the day of my revenge.</i>

182
00:22:31,904 --> 00:22:33,601
<i>Our first day at the pool.</i>

183
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:36,806
<i>As usual,</i>
<i>the two little sluts made fun of me</i>

184
00:22:36,951 --> 00:22:39,525
<i>because of my Wal-Mart sweatsuit.</i>

185
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:45,015
Look at her clothes,
they're from the Salvation Army.

186
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,932
From a trash bin, I'd say.

187
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:50,795
<i>But underneath</i>
<i>I wore my too-small bathing suit.</i>

188
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:53,787
I'm disgusted!

189
00:22:55,778 --> 00:22:57,368
<i>When I came out of the showers,</i>

190
00:22:57,518 --> 00:23:00,544
<i>I walked real slow,</i>
<i>like Madonna in Vogue.</i>

191
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:10,323
<i>The boys ogled that suit</i>
<i>as if it were a gold mine.</i>

192
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:14,529
Boys!

193
00:23:16,277 --> 00:23:18,389
<i>I had this funny impression,</i>

194
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,743
<i>as if I were Martine Langevin,</i>
<i>the nobody,</i>

195
00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,603
<i>and another girl too.</i>

196
00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:28,974
<i>One I didn't know yet.</i>

197
00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:10,703
A Peugeot convertible
with Paris plates stands out.

198
00:24:19,755 --> 00:24:22,188
I told you,
Colbert told you: Drop it.

199
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:30,400
You know her secretary
was broken into?

200
00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:33,637
There's every diary
until November 2009,

201
00:24:33,779 --> 00:24:36,449
then the last one's missing!
Isn't that odd?

202
00:24:38,582 --> 00:24:40,493
I don't have all day.

203
00:24:44,186 --> 00:24:45,396
What do her parents say?

204
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,220
She had no father and her mom's dead.

205
00:24:52,572 --> 00:24:54,162
Yes, Captain.

206
00:24:55,148 --> 00:24:56,216
Yes...

207
00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,318
I'm stuck on the road.

208
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,206
They didn't clear the snow, as usual.

209
00:25:03,188 --> 00:25:04,682
Of course, Captain.

210
00:25:11,192 --> 00:25:12,925
I'm sure you have doubts too.

211
00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:27,994
<i>Information, hello.</i>

212
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,670
Hello, could you tell me

213
00:25:29,811 --> 00:25:33,323
if there's a Mr. Jiminy Cricket
in Mouthe?

214
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,369
<i>Cricket like the game?</i>

215
00:25:35,518 --> 00:25:37,048
Like the animal.

216
00:25:37,189 --> 00:25:41,782
<i>No, but I have a Juliette Geminy</i>
<i>in Mouthe. I'll put you through...</i>

217
00:26:08,337 --> 00:26:09,405
Yes.

218
00:26:11,712 --> 00:26:15,010
She was my patient.
I was her psychiatrist.

219
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:18,141
I told you on the phone,
I can't help you.

220
00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,865
Listen, suppose that... maybe...

221
00:26:21,944 --> 00:26:23,996
Candice didn't commit suicide.

222
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:27,022
That would be perfect for your book,

223
00:26:27,164 --> 00:26:29,762
but who'd have killed her?
Everyone adored her.

224
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,134
She didn't say anything...

225
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,533
Please, don't insist.

226
00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:41,254
It's funny,
but the more I look at you,

227
00:26:41,711 --> 00:26:44,938
the more I'm sure
you're hiding something.

228
00:26:51,107 --> 00:26:54,062
I have absolutely no right
to let you hear this.

229
00:26:59,808 --> 00:27:01,018
<i>I'm floating...</i>

230
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:04,077
<i>I'm in my mother's belly.</i>

231
00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:06,653
<i>How do you feel?</i>

232
00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:08,751
<i>I feel alone.</i>

233
00:27:09,309 --> 00:27:13,236
<i>I want you to go back</i>
<i>even further in time.</i>

234
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,007
<i>What do you see?</i>

235
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,307
Light...

236
00:27:19,228 --> 00:27:20,616
It's pulling me up...

237
00:27:22,743 --> 00:27:25,317
I'm walking rapidly
down a corridor...

238
00:27:25,492 --> 00:27:27,569
No. In a basement...

239
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,957
<i>My heart is pounding.</i>

240
00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:35,681
<i>I'm scared,</i>
<i>I'm doing something forbidden.</i>

241
00:27:37,499 --> 00:27:40,275
<i>I'm walking behind a man in a suit.</i>

242
00:27:42,544 --> 00:27:44,454
<i>He pulls me by the hand.</i>

243
00:27:47,973 --> 00:27:49,432
<i>He's so strong.</i>

244
00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:53,776
<i>His perfume is divine.</i>

245
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,935
<i>He brings me to a room.</i>

246
00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:02,058
<i>There's lush carpeting.</i>

247
00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:06,659
<i>It's fabulous,</i>
<i>it's a suite in a hotel.</i>

248
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,173
<i>I laugh.</i>

249
00:28:18,216 --> 00:28:19,949
<i>I know this man.</i>

250
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:23,365
It's President Kennedy.

251
00:28:25,977 --> 00:28:26,843
And...

252
00:28:28,935 --> 00:28:30,465
I'm Marilyn.

253
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,774
And you believe it?

254
00:28:44,143 --> 00:28:46,990
They were both born on June 1st.

255
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:50,570
She'd read many books about Marilyn.

256
00:28:51,382 --> 00:28:53,636
For Candice, she was the ideal "ego".

257
00:28:55,732 --> 00:29:00,455
Saying "I'm Marilyn" was a way
of screaming for help, of saying:

258
00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:03,518
"Save me, or I'll end up like her."

259
00:30:52,388 --> 00:30:55,129
Yeah, yeah!
Barking dogs never bite!

260
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,847
What nightclubs do you go to?

261
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:17,125
There's "The Barracuda"
but it's kind of tacky.

262
00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:20,427
I prefer "The King", it's got style.
And great DJs,

263
00:31:20,577 --> 00:31:23,803
like DJ Furax, DJ Sam
and the Oklahoma Bitches.

264
00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:32,085
I'm off on Thursday nights...

265
00:31:33,175 --> 00:31:35,121
Sorry, but I hate discotheques.

266
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,775
<i>Tuesday, November 20, 1999</i>

267
00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:56,594
<i>I put five pounds back on</i>

268
00:31:56,736 --> 00:31:59,618
<i>so I started my grapefruit,</i>
<i>egg & mayo diet again.</i>

269
00:31:59,868 --> 00:32:01,398
<i>That really depressed me.</i>

270
00:32:03,348 --> 00:32:05,222
<i>But then a fabulous gift</i>

271
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,576
<i>fell from the heavens...</i>

272
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,183
<i>In a red jeep.</i>

273
00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:18,482
- Hi.
- Fill her up?

274
00:32:19,496 --> 00:32:20,505
Yeah.

275
00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:30,068
I'm out here
taking pictures of locals.

276
00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:31,114
Swell.

277
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:34,626
For the regional council calendar.

278
00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:37,410
Would you pose for me?

279
00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:44,544
I'd have to fix myself up.

280
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,710
Don't touch a thing.

281
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:48,931
Don't move.

282
00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:50,951
You're perfect.

283
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:23,316
Why are you here?
You belong on magazine covers.

284
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:25,234
You're a natural.

285
00:33:25,445 --> 00:33:27,522
My 5' 5 would never make it.

286
00:33:28,229 --> 00:33:29,582
What about the movies?

287
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:32,430
"Martine Langevin" is no star's name.

288
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,518
You can change your name.

289
00:33:35,259 --> 00:33:37,063
You remind me of a candy cane.

290
00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:38,171
Candice!

291
00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:40,441
What's your grandma's name?

292
00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:41,789
Lecoeur.

293
00:33:42,394 --> 00:33:43,604
"Candice Lecoeur"...

294
00:33:44,204 --> 00:33:46,007
Now that's a star's name!

295
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:47,498
You think so?

296
00:33:47,753 --> 00:33:48,762
<i>He was right...</i>

297
00:33:49,181 --> 00:33:51,198
<i>My only chance of becoming someone</i>

298
00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:53,068
<i>was becoming someone else.</i>

299
00:33:53,879 --> 00:33:55,611
<i>April 1, 2000</i>

300
00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:58,190
<i>It must be spring everywhere</i>
<i>in the world...</i>

301
00:33:58,507 --> 00:34:00,037
<i>except my hometown.</i>

302
00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:02,847
<i>I was prepared</i>
<i>for another crappy day.</i>

303
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:04,835
<i>But thanks to the calendar,</i>

304
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,997
<i>I was contacted for an audition.</i>

305
00:34:07,451 --> 00:34:08,697
<i>I love the word alone.</i>

306
00:34:09,017 --> 00:34:10,571
"The fox seized it and said:

307
00:34:10,723 --> 00:34:13,356
"A flatterer lives
at the expense of others,

308
00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:16,488
"this lesson
is worth a cheese no doubt."

309
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,213
<i>I was chosen...</i>

310
00:34:24,608 --> 00:34:26,720
<i>But they wanted my hair dyed blond...</i>

311
00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,010
<i>Blond is crass,</i>
<i>I won't recognize myself.</i>

312
00:34:32,509 --> 00:34:34,134
<i>Blond wouldn't be me.</i>

313
00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:45,689
<i>So smooth...</i>

314
00:34:51,162 --> 00:34:52,266
<i>firm...</i>

315
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:56,165
<i>exquisite...</i>

316
00:34:58,644 --> 00:35:01,076
<i>and generous...</i>

317
00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:06,856
<i>so delicious...</i>

318
00:35:11,939 --> 00:35:15,035
<i>and delicately scented...</i>

319
00:35:15,836 --> 00:35:17,569
<i>that here in Franche-Comté,</i>

320
00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:20,488
<i>we don't call it cheese...</i>

321
00:35:21,056 --> 00:35:23,488
<i>we call it "The Belle of Jura".</i>

322
00:35:25,337 --> 00:35:26,547
<i>"The Belle of Jura",</i>

323
00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:29,472
<i>the cheese that will satisfy</i>
<i>your every desire.</i>

324
00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,561
Cut! That was perfect.

325
00:35:40,198 --> 00:35:42,215
<i>I'm happier than I've ever been...</i>

326
00:35:43,051 --> 00:35:44,961
<i>Martine was not really me.</i>

327
00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:48,166
<i>The real me, is perhaps her, Candice.</i>

328
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:50,524
<i>The blond.</i>

329
00:37:49,799 --> 00:37:53,584
<i>Don't worry,</i>
<i>you don't have to get dressed up.</i>

330
00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:56,365
<i>Catherine's coming,</i>
<i>she's mad about you.</i>

331
00:37:57,768 --> 00:37:59,678
<i>Every time she comes you cancel.</i>

332
00:38:00,483 --> 00:38:02,595
<i>- When are you back?</i>
<i>- I don't know.</i>

333
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,823
I'll let you know, Fred.

334
00:38:04,973 --> 00:38:07,856
I have to go. We'll talk later.

335
00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:11,158
I read "The Andalusian Murder".
I liked it.

336
00:38:11,307 --> 00:38:14,427
But your Inspector Voltaire
isn't very realistic.

337
00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:19,965
Read this, it'll make
your investigations more credible.

338
00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:23,796
I guess I should say thank you.

339
00:38:24,114 --> 00:38:25,218
No...

340
00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,130
It's just to show you.

341
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:31,456
You want to join the FBI?

342
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,264
No, the Canadian Police.

343
00:38:33,997 --> 00:38:35,587
But the exams are tough.

344
00:38:36,328 --> 00:38:39,804
To cast molds in snow,
they use sulfur and boiling water.

345
00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:43,243
The mixture creates a thermal shock.

346
00:38:44,473 --> 00:38:45,409
And?

347
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:46,663
And...

348
00:38:49,901 --> 00:38:52,856
This is Candice's impression
in no man's land.

349
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:54,244
It's much too deep.

350
00:38:54,391 --> 00:38:57,132
As if someone had carried her.

351
00:39:01,002 --> 00:39:02,807
The medical examiner said

352
00:39:03,127 --> 00:39:05,179
her bruise was due to a blow.

353
00:39:06,467 --> 00:39:07,748
Why are you telling me?

354
00:39:09,634 --> 00:39:11,746
They're sticking
to the suicide story.

355
00:39:11,896 --> 00:39:13,770
Colbert has no choice.

356
00:39:13,914 --> 00:39:15,991
But I want to know the truth.

357
00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:19,442
And you want me to help?

358
00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:21,221
Good. You follow me.

359
00:39:30,342 --> 00:39:33,012
The letter "M"
was stamped on her hand.

360
00:39:33,334 --> 00:39:34,722
That I know.

361
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,189
But if you fill in the "M"...

362
00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:40,043
You have a crown...

363
00:39:40,713 --> 00:39:42,136
The logo of "The King".

364
00:39:43,288 --> 00:39:44,842
Maybe Candice went there?

365
00:39:48,646 --> 00:39:49,963
I have to go.

366
00:39:50,247 --> 00:39:52,501
The Blanchard kid is acting up again.

367
00:39:53,379 --> 00:39:55,218
But be discreet.

368
00:39:58,739 --> 00:40:01,730
I want a woman! A woman!

369
00:40:04,726 --> 00:40:06,078
Come on, get down.

370
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:11,856
Is the writer still at the hotel?

371
00:40:12,172 --> 00:40:13,073
Yeah.

372
00:40:14,296 --> 00:40:17,392
But he's changed his storyline:

373
00:40:17,532 --> 00:40:21,769
A Mother Superior is found strangled
in a church with her rosary.

374
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,763
It's called: "The Mouthe Mystery".

375
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:28,837
OK, go get him. He'll freeze.

376
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,801
I wanna eat pussy!

377
00:40:33,402 --> 00:40:36,320
Puuuuuuussy!

378
00:40:39,422 --> 00:40:40,811
Friday, 3:00 pm.

379
00:40:41,337 --> 00:40:43,414
You saw her the day before she died.

380
00:40:43,877 --> 00:40:44,945
Yes, for her color.

381
00:40:45,269 --> 00:40:47,037
She'd only let me do it.

382
00:40:47,601 --> 00:40:49,749
With peroxide, like Marilyn.

383
00:40:50,768 --> 00:40:53,723
That day, she made me promise
to do her hair if she died.

384
00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:55,325
Isn't that weird?

385
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:56,574
I said yes, but I...

386
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,459
- Was she upset?
- She was in terrific form.

387
00:40:59,608 --> 00:41:02,420
She was going to be in a movie
in the region.

388
00:41:02,566 --> 00:41:03,574
What film?

389
00:41:03,714 --> 00:41:06,632
Even I didn't know.
She was very superstitious.

390
00:41:06,777 --> 00:41:08,307
I'm coming, Mrs. Humbert!

391
00:41:09,387 --> 00:41:13,871
They say someone on
the regional council pulled strings.

392
00:41:14,919 --> 00:41:16,129
Will I be in your book?

393
00:41:16,277 --> 00:41:17,594
Possibly.

394
00:41:19,828 --> 00:41:21,904
How's everything? You like it?

395
00:41:22,055 --> 00:41:24,594
It doesn't look like this.

396
00:41:24,978 --> 00:41:26,046
True.

397
00:41:26,404 --> 00:41:28,694
But that's a photo with lighting.

398
00:41:29,398 --> 00:41:31,307
It makes me look younger, no?

399
00:41:32,668 --> 00:41:34,887
You might see me in a novel.

400
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,529
I'll be the muse.

401
00:41:36,671 --> 00:41:37,988
Oh, my!

402
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:42,370
Put some hair color gloss
on Mrs. Humbert for extra shine.

403
00:41:42,936 --> 00:41:45,119
She was all happy

404
00:41:45,267 --> 00:41:47,415
until she received a phone call.

405
00:41:47,564 --> 00:41:49,189
It lasted 20 minutes.

406
00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:51,392
She was completely different after.

407
00:41:51,531 --> 00:41:53,085
All depressed.

408
00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:57,514
I think
it must've been a love affair.

409
00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:01,413
Gus wanted to see her again,
he never forgot her.

410
00:42:01,555 --> 00:42:02,979
Who's Gus?

411
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:05,659
Her ex-husband, Gustave Materazzi.

412
00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:07,879
The Nordic skiing champion.

413
00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,108
The race with a rifle.

414
00:42:11,194 --> 00:42:15,157
Maybe Babeth, Gus's new wife,
discovered something.

415
00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:17,485
She's jealous
as a bull in a china shop.

416
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,446
It's normal for a girl to be jealous.

417
00:42:20,591 --> 00:42:22,536
To the extent of killing your rival?

418
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:24,138
Cathy, can you come here?

419
00:42:31,484 --> 00:42:33,393
<i>Thursday, October 13, 2001</i>

420
00:42:33,989 --> 00:42:35,199
<i>A horrible day.</i>

421
00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:37,326
<i>Gus lost it again.</i>

422
00:42:38,758 --> 00:42:40,740
<i>And all because of a good deed.'</i>

423
00:42:41,612 --> 00:42:44,803
<i>A fundraising calendar</i>
<i>for the Mouthe Chapel.</i>

424
00:42:45,265 --> 00:42:48,564
That's good. Boys look at her.

425
00:42:48,711 --> 00:42:53,054
Candice, look at the camera.
Right at the lens, please.

426
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:58,278
That's good. Smile, give me a smile.
That's perfect.

427
00:42:58,421 --> 00:43:03,073
Boys, look at the camera!
Come on, firefighter friends, smile!

428
00:43:03,258 --> 00:43:05,547
Candice, give me a haughty smile.

429
00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:07,875
Don't move, that's fantastic.

430
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,534
You can put her down now.
Gently, she's delicate.

431
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,287
Join the brigade, we need women!

432
00:43:18,606 --> 00:43:21,038
- We have Judith.
- What did I say?

433
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,963
How about a drink at the "Ermitage"?

434
00:43:25,392 --> 00:43:27,017
No, I have to go home.

435
00:43:27,550 --> 00:43:29,733
I told Gus I was at the pool.

436
00:43:30,473 --> 00:43:31,374
Maybe next time.

437
00:43:31,517 --> 00:43:32,418
Once a fireman...

438
00:43:32,561 --> 00:43:33,771
Always a fireman!

439
00:43:35,101 --> 00:43:36,727
An autograph, please!

440
00:43:39,696 --> 00:43:41,285
- Who's it for?
- Marie.

441
00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:43,449
Teddy Cannelle
<i>for L'Est Républicain...</i>

442
00:43:43,489 --> 00:43:46,232
How does it feel
to be the new regional star?

443
00:43:46,377 --> 00:43:47,836
I'm no star,

444
00:43:47,978 --> 00:43:49,402
or anyone can shine.

445
00:43:49,857 --> 00:43:50,649
What's your name?

446
00:43:50,693 --> 00:43:52,187
Julien Charlemagne.

447
00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:54,552
What a funny name.

448
00:43:57,236 --> 00:43:59,775
- Can I have a picture with you?
- Of course.

449
00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:01,576
Lucky!

450
00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:04,046
<i>I never get tired of fans.</i>

451
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:05,999
<i>They remind you</i>

452
00:44:07,641 --> 00:44:10,346
<i>that you're loved,</i>
<i>and that you're lucky.</i>

453
00:44:11,921 --> 00:44:13,060
Thank you!

454
00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:19,851
I'm wiped out.

455
00:44:21,388 --> 00:44:22,847
I swam 40 laps.

456
00:44:24,346 --> 00:44:25,389
How are you?

457
00:44:33,011 --> 00:44:34,399
<i>This is Jean-Claude,</i>

458
00:44:34,544 --> 00:44:38,293
<i>I'm confirming the shoot</i>
<i>this afternoon with the firemen.</i>

459
00:44:38,441 --> 00:44:39,615
<i>See you later.</i>

460
00:44:40,494 --> 00:44:43,899
Did you show off your ass?
Did you like it?

461
00:44:44,705 --> 00:44:45,844
It was for a good cause.

462
00:44:47,872 --> 00:44:49,675
That's for a good cause too!

463
00:44:53,997 --> 00:44:55,695
<i>He'll change one day.</i>

464
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,716
<i>I'll help him.</i>

465
00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:00,530
<i>It's not me he's hitting,</i>
<i>it's Candice,</i>

466
00:45:01,444 --> 00:45:04,185
<i>because she belongs to the public.</i>

467
00:45:04,715 --> 00:45:07,254
<i>But only he loves Martine.</i>

468
00:45:43,311 --> 00:45:45,328
- Your name?
- Rousseau.

469
00:45:45,886 --> 00:45:48,460
- You're not on the list.
- I know, it's because...

470
00:45:48,983 --> 00:45:51,166
- You the cousin from Bordeaux?
- Yes.

471
00:45:51,314 --> 00:45:53,427
David Rousseau from Bordeaux.

472
00:45:53,682 --> 00:45:56,352
A 12-hour drive. At night.
So many trucks.

473
00:45:56,501 --> 00:45:58,304
But hey, she was my cousin.

474
00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:01,855
We knew each other as kids
but we lost touch and...

475
00:46:03,670 --> 00:46:04,607
Follow me, please.

476
00:46:04,749 --> 00:46:05,852
Thank you.

477
00:46:06,941 --> 00:46:08,186
- Go on.
- Thanks.

478
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,605
Get lost, Mr. Intellectual!

479
00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:17,722
- Gus, not today.
- She was happy with me.

480
00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:19,188
You ruined her life!

481
00:46:19,331 --> 00:46:20,719
Happy! Who are you kidding?

482
00:46:20,862 --> 00:46:22,452
Don't break my balls.

483
00:46:22,602 --> 00:46:24,785
She died because of your pills.

484
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:30,184
Gus, calm down or I'll make you.

485
00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:33,243
It's OK, Mr. Materazzi
never hits women in public.

486
00:46:36,453 --> 00:46:39,443
You weren't so tough in school
without a uniform.

487
00:46:39,585 --> 00:46:42,397
- Come on, go inside.
- You should be ashamed!

488
00:46:42,822 --> 00:46:44,210
All of you!

489
00:46:44,422 --> 00:46:48,552
"It's your fault!" "No, it's not."
"Yes, it is!"

490
00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:52,137
Like bees round a honeypot
over her dead body.

491
00:46:53,054 --> 00:46:54,679
You all killed her!

492
00:46:59,005 --> 00:47:00,179
Yes!

493
00:47:08,122 --> 00:47:09,439
Playing hero?

494
00:47:09,584 --> 00:47:11,459
We're like that in Bordeaux.

495
00:47:15,814 --> 00:47:17,831
Candice was ever avid for life.

496
00:47:18,528 --> 00:47:21,684
She never liked goodbyes,
I will say au revoir.

497
00:47:22,078 --> 00:47:24,475
For the country
to which she has gone,

498
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:26,452
we must all some day visit...

499
00:48:40,034 --> 00:48:41,102
<i>Well...</i>

500
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:44,591
<i>I'm afraid of discovering</i>
<i>what hell is really like.</i>

501
00:48:49,570 --> 00:48:51,409
<i>Even if I already know.</i>

502
00:48:58,409 --> 00:49:00,177
<i>It must be like Mouthe.</i>

503
00:49:11,634 --> 00:49:14,304
Excuse me, are you David Rousseau?

504
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,868
The detective novel

505
00:49:16,019 --> 00:49:19,175
about a striptease dancer
and a drag queen cop?

506
00:49:19,533 --> 00:49:20,814
Transsexual.

507
00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:24,156
In France, we're lacking writers...

508
00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:27,503
who are as implausible as you.

509
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:29,583
- Is that a compliment?
- No.

510
00:49:29,904 --> 00:49:31,293
Simon Denner.

511
00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,689
Book reviewer for "Mouthopolis".

512
00:49:34,673 --> 00:49:36,962
The show Candice did the weather for.

513
00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:40,342
You always attend
your fans' funerals?

514
00:49:40,484 --> 00:49:41,694
No.

515
00:49:42,921 --> 00:49:44,997
- Candice read my books?
- Yeah.

516
00:49:45,287 --> 00:49:47,269
She even wanted to write you.

517
00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:50,116
We argued quite a bit about you.

518
00:50:30,565 --> 00:50:32,617
"Who killed Roselyn?"

519
00:50:39,508 --> 00:50:42,178
<i>Roselyn savored</i>
<i>the incredible anonymity.</i>

520
00:50:42,362 --> 00:50:44,271
<i>It wasn't a question of makeup.</i>

521
00:50:44,415 --> 00:50:48,415
<i>In fact, people only saw her</i>
<i>when she decided to appear.</i>

522
00:50:57,710 --> 00:50:59,584
Alizarine Publishing House.

523
00:51:01,085 --> 00:51:03,552
<i>Calling Alizarine Publishing House.</i>

524
00:51:03,938 --> 00:51:05,848
<i>Alizarine Publishing House.</i>

525
00:51:06,341 --> 00:51:08,286
Hello, Moneypenny, how are you?

526
00:51:09,195 --> 00:51:11,377
<i>What can I do for you 007?</i>

527
00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:15,213
Could you look through my fan mail

528
00:51:15,353 --> 00:51:18,900
and see if a certain
Candice Lecoeur wrote me?

529
00:51:19,078 --> 00:51:20,810
Or a Martine Langevin.

530
00:51:21,617 --> 00:51:25,402
<i>Should I send an autographed photo</i>
<i>with your number?</i>

531
00:51:25,724 --> 00:51:27,078
It's important.

532
00:51:28,405 --> 00:51:32,154
<i>OK, I'll look for it.</i>
<i>But what do I get in return?</i>

533
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:36,579
A wheel
of 18-month-old Comté cheese.

534
00:51:38,253 --> 00:51:40,615
<i>You know</i>
<i>how to make a girl melt, 007.</i>

535
00:51:41,628 --> 00:51:42,637
I know.

536
00:52:25,515 --> 00:52:26,867
OK, listen here:

537
00:52:27,707 --> 00:52:30,662
I used bicycle training wheels
until I was 11.

538
00:53:22,067 --> 00:53:24,120
<i>Monday, June 29, 2005</i>

539
00:53:24,816 --> 00:53:26,026
<i>Today I met Simon...</i>

540
00:53:27,948 --> 00:53:29,442
<i>I'm not late on purpose.</i>

541
00:53:30,488 --> 00:53:32,363
<i>They think I'm a diva...</i>

542
00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:36,361
<i>but it takes hours to transform</i>
<i>the pumpkin into a doll.</i>

543
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:39,456
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

544
00:53:40,024 --> 00:53:41,721
No, I'm sorry.

545
00:53:44,862 --> 00:53:46,559
- Are you the new guy?
- Yes.

546
00:53:47,055 --> 00:53:49,309
I think they're getting impatient.

547
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,447
- Sorry...
- It's OK.

548
00:53:54,154 --> 00:53:56,480
Everyone in place for a rehearsal.

549
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,155
Whenever you're ready, Candice.

550
00:53:58,677 --> 00:54:01,454
Today the sun rises
at 6:06 am with the...

551
00:54:01,775 --> 00:54:03,793
Shit. What was it?
The Paris what?

552
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:05,842
Paris-Geneva.

553
00:54:06,022 --> 00:54:08,940
<i>Candice, you're a pain in the ass.</i>
<i>Five lines!</i>

554
00:54:09,258 --> 00:54:11,584
<i>Fuck!</i>
<i>A 5- year-old could learn them!</i>

555
00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:12,903
Shit!

556
00:54:13,226 --> 00:54:14,685
Fuck you!

557
00:54:28,677 --> 00:54:31,489
You're just tired.
You need a break.

558
00:54:33,862 --> 00:54:37,232
We're on the air.
You'll have to do the weather live.

559
00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:40,188
With this face?

560
00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:42,586
Sandrine can replace you.

561
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:44,187
No.

562
00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:46,696
The public wants Candice.

563
00:54:53,247 --> 00:54:57,839
<i>Dimitri & Jeremy from La Chapelle</i>
<i>des Bois.' "It's Snowing on LA".</i>

564
00:54:57,980 --> 00:54:58,774
Get the rest.

565
00:54:59,685 --> 00:55:02,154
<i>Now the weather with Candice Lecoeur.</i>

566
00:55:20,531 --> 00:55:21,434
Hello!

567
00:55:21,645 --> 00:55:25,881
Today the sun rises at 6:06 am
with the Paris-Geneva train.

568
00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:29,884
You can graze peacefully
for the skies will be overcast

569
00:55:30,033 --> 00:55:32,465
from Rochejean
to La Chapelle des Bois,

570
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:36,359
and from Rousses to Pontarlier
via Malbuisson.

571
00:55:37,271 --> 00:55:39,845
After the 2:13 pm Chambéry-Mulhouse,

572
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:43,565
showers will appear
between Mouthe and Morteau.

573
00:55:43,953 --> 00:55:46,006
We're going to smell like wet dogs...

574
00:55:46,494 --> 00:55:48,712
Or rather wet bitches...

575
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:55,080
Temperatures of 20ºC in the north
and 22ºC in the southernmost fields.

576
00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:57,977
You might die of heat,

577
00:55:58,117 --> 00:56:02,082
unless you take my advice
and shed your winter coats.

578
00:56:08,384 --> 00:56:11,090
And don't forget Pablo,
the neighbor's bull.

579
00:56:11,481 --> 00:56:14,743
It's his name day
and he has a real treat in store.

580
00:56:30,343 --> 00:56:31,897
Mirror, mirror...

581
00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:35,908
You never tire of yourself?

582
00:56:36,051 --> 00:56:37,854
It's not me I'm looking at.

583
00:56:38,765 --> 00:56:39,941
It's her.

584
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,534
You look like Ann Baxter.

585
00:56:44,335 --> 00:56:46,553
- I don't know her.
- A beautiful actress.

586
00:56:47,188 --> 00:56:49,098
She played in "All About Eve"

587
00:56:49,241 --> 00:56:51,353
and "The Ten Commandments"
by Cecil B. DeMille.

588
00:56:51,503 --> 00:56:53,163
I don't know her either.

589
00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:54,491
He's a man.

590
00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,819
I think I could teach you a lot.

591
00:57:01,874 --> 00:57:03,856
<i>I didn't grow up with books.</i>

592
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:07,194
<i>I was so hungry to learn,</i>
<i>to catch up...</i>

593
00:57:08,521 --> 00:57:11,997
"Poison, I see,
hath been his timeless end.

594
00:57:16,838 --> 00:57:18,572
"I will kiss thy lips;

595
00:57:19,693 --> 00:57:22,160
"Haply some poison
yet doth hang on them,

596
00:57:22,616 --> 00:57:24,728
"To make die with a restorative...

597
00:57:26,897 --> 00:57:28,106
"Yea, noise?

598
00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:31,519
"O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath..."

599
00:57:37,302 --> 00:57:39,592
O charlatan apothecary!

600
00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:44,605
Thy drugs are not as deadly
as you said!

601
00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:45,924
More!

602
00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:55,841
My tomb shall wait!

603
00:58:00,968 --> 00:58:03,115
<i>We all dream of meeting our Romeo.</i>

604
00:58:03,264 --> 00:58:05,767
<i>We want to believe</i>
<i>someone's waiting for us,</i>

605
00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:08,720
<i>without whom</i>
<i>something will always be missing.</i>

606
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,777
<i>Even if we know love ends badly...</i>

607
00:58:20,456 --> 00:58:24,170
I was so scared, it took me
three months to ask her out!

608
00:58:24,424 --> 00:58:26,262
She took it as a sign of respect.

609
00:58:26,512 --> 00:58:28,730
Our story
was founded on a mix-up,

610
00:58:29,087 --> 00:58:30,226
it couldn't last.

611
00:58:30,932 --> 00:58:33,257
You sound like you never loved her.

612
00:58:33,994 --> 00:58:35,691
Candice was no piece of cake.

613
00:58:35,873 --> 00:58:38,615
She was egocentric,
narcissistic, unsatisfied...

614
00:58:39,145 --> 00:58:41,399
The saddest girl I've ever met.

615
00:58:41,790 --> 00:58:44,079
It wasn't her first suicide attempt.

616
00:59:16,835 --> 00:59:19,433
I'm not even capable
of having a child.

617
00:59:56,787 --> 00:59:57,796
Good evening.

618
00:59:58,214 --> 01:00:01,240
The mechanic called to say
your car was fixed.

619
01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:04,721
But he insisted
it was a near miracle.

620
01:00:05,314 --> 01:00:06,453
What about the boiler?

621
01:00:06,602 --> 01:00:09,722
Still broken, but someone came
to drain the radiators.

622
01:00:10,986 --> 01:00:12,683
How about that hot toddy?

623
01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:14,845
I'll bring it up to you?

624
01:00:14,989 --> 01:00:16,128
Thanks.

625
01:00:20,105 --> 01:00:21,457
What's your name?

626
01:00:22,367 --> 01:00:23,091
Betty.

627
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:24,692
Thank you, Betty.

628
01:01:10,845 --> 01:01:12,506
"Groom service!"

629
01:01:50,692 --> 01:01:52,841
Don't move. I'll call an ambulance.

630
01:01:56,123 --> 01:01:59,149
Last time, Candice Lecoeur
didn't commit suicide

631
01:01:59,290 --> 01:02:01,888
and now someone's trying to kill you?

632
01:02:02,213 --> 01:02:06,283
How did bare electric wires
come in contact with my water pipes?

633
01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:09,413
It's an old hotel.
Safety standards are so-so.

634
01:02:10,391 --> 01:02:13,548
Or rodents.
The baker's wife died like that.

635
01:02:14,081 --> 01:02:16,133
A mouse ate her toaster wires.

636
01:02:16,273 --> 01:02:17,518
Must be that.

637
01:02:18,048 --> 01:02:21,939
I understand it's a shock,
but you have too much imagination.

638
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,828
By the way, how's the book?

639
01:02:25,633 --> 01:02:27,615
I hear you found a new story?

640
01:02:29,044 --> 01:02:29,768
Uh, yes...

641
01:02:30,158 --> 01:02:32,306
A nun strangled with her rosary.

642
01:02:32,595 --> 01:02:34,707
- And the culprit is?
- The gardener.

643
01:02:35,066 --> 01:02:37,047
He's Spanish. Javier.

644
01:02:38,476 --> 01:02:40,101
In fact, he's her son.

645
01:02:41,608 --> 01:02:45,880
She slept with the carpenter
who repaired the roof

646
01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:48,601
after the fire in the distillery.

647
01:02:51,388 --> 01:02:53,642
- And the title is...
- "The Mouthe Mystery".

648
01:02:54,346 --> 01:02:56,778
It's a work in progress.

649
01:02:57,791 --> 01:02:59,451
Nothing's definite.

650
01:03:00,644 --> 01:03:02,626
Now what about my assault?

651
01:03:03,498 --> 01:03:05,158
You think we investigate

652
01:03:05,307 --> 01:03:07,040
every time someone slips on ice?

653
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:08,920
No.

654
01:03:09,797 --> 01:03:12,337
We save that for strangled nuns.

655
01:03:19,264 --> 01:03:22,325
I didn't know
it was nudist on Thursdays.

656
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:25,107
I'm not sure
trunks would've been better.

657
01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:26,982
You always make dates...

658
01:03:27,128 --> 01:03:29,205
In places we won't be seen together.

659
01:03:31,793 --> 01:03:34,463
I checked. Your wires
were stripped with pliers.

660
01:03:34,994 --> 01:03:36,488
It wasn't an accident.

661
01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:38,120
Shit.

662
01:03:38,266 --> 01:03:40,698
I told you,
you've got to be discreet.

663
01:03:44,773 --> 01:03:46,505
Who have you talked to?

664
01:03:47,592 --> 01:03:49,430
Simon,
her shrink and her hairdresser.

665
01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:50,786
Cathy?

666
01:03:51,907 --> 01:03:53,604
Then the whole world knows.

667
01:04:01,513 --> 01:04:03,245
You know something?

668
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:06,732
Candice writes better than me.

669
01:04:07,742 --> 01:04:09,855
It's her diary we should publish.

670
01:04:12,824 --> 01:04:14,698
When I saw her at the morgue...

671
01:04:15,608 --> 01:04:17,517
I had this strange feeling.

672
01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:22,216
Maybe if I'd met her before,
she wouldn't be dead.

673
01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:28,412
I'll show you something.

674
01:04:31,408 --> 01:04:33,591
These are
from the CCTV at "The King".

675
01:04:34,331 --> 01:04:35,885
You see, 11:05 pm.

676
01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:38,087
Candice arrived. And she left

677
01:04:38,402 --> 01:04:40,241
at 1:15 am. There.

678
01:04:40,873 --> 01:04:42,605
Followed by two men...

679
01:04:43,065 --> 01:04:45,948
I scanned, zoomed
and improved the contrast.

680
01:04:47,311 --> 01:04:49,815
Your FBI book is cool.

681
01:04:51,314 --> 01:04:55,242
Then by a curious coincidence,
the camera died, due to the frost.

682
01:04:57,961 --> 01:05:00,702
The image came back one hour later.

683
01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:04,084
Six cars are missing.

684
01:05:04,225 --> 01:05:05,684
I'll check the plates.

685
01:05:05,826 --> 01:05:07,558
Why would anyone kill her?

686
01:05:07,705 --> 01:05:08,951
We need to find the motive.

687
01:05:09,968 --> 01:05:11,913
We need an investigation first.

688
01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:16,191
So what?

689
01:05:16,441 --> 01:05:19,882
With all the proof in the world,
the case is nonexistent.

690
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,878
We could get a listing of her calls.
Her phone disappeared!

691
01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,112
If we have enough evidence...

692
01:05:26,428 --> 01:05:27,496
OK.

693
01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:33,905
I'll handle it.

694
01:05:37,287 --> 01:05:39,957
I could punish you for indiscipline.

695
01:05:44,108 --> 01:05:45,532
Thank you, Captain.

696
01:05:46,439 --> 01:05:48,837
It's their 50th anniversary.
Which one?

697
01:05:48,981 --> 01:05:49,847
One of each.

698
01:05:49,990 --> 01:05:52,387
That's a wise choice!

699
01:05:52,530 --> 01:05:54,475
They'll be collectors' items.

700
01:05:54,828 --> 01:05:57,331
Especially now
with the poor girl dead.

701
01:05:57,820 --> 01:06:00,217
Look who's come to pay us a visit!

702
01:06:01,196 --> 01:06:03,249
Mr. President,
pleased to meet you.

703
01:06:03,388 --> 01:06:04,289
Likewise.

704
01:06:05,406 --> 01:06:06,272
Who's that?

705
01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:07,556
Our president.

706
01:06:07,704 --> 01:06:08,807
The American!

707
01:06:09,339 --> 01:06:10,728
Isn't he handsome?

708
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,855
His dad had him
with the au pair girl.

709
01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:14,727
The president?

710
01:06:15,116 --> 01:06:17,619
Jean-François Burdeau,
Regional President.

711
01:06:19,118 --> 01:06:21,621
His mother raised him in America,

712
01:06:22,286 --> 01:06:25,833
but he came back at 18
and never left.

713
01:06:27,158 --> 01:06:28,688
That'll be 12.40 euros.

714
01:06:29,176 --> 01:06:30,351
Thank you.

715
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:34,733
<i>JFK told Marilyn</i>
<i>he was in love with her.</i>

716
01:06:53,225 --> 01:06:54,399
What's so important?

717
01:06:54,547 --> 01:06:56,421
Do you believe in reincarnation?

718
01:06:57,609 --> 01:06:59,899
You were Agent Mulder in a past life?

719
01:07:01,472 --> 01:07:03,026
Candice believed in it.

720
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:04,914
She was born on a June 1st.

721
01:07:05,056 --> 01:07:08,771
She was blond and she died
of a probable suicide. Like Marilyn!

722
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,388
- Is this why...
- Wait!

723
01:07:12,088 --> 01:07:15,184
Marilyn married Joe DiMaggio,
the ex baseball champ.

724
01:07:15,324 --> 01:07:17,305
Candice married Gustave Materazzi,

725
01:07:17,446 --> 01:07:19,179
the ex Nordic skiing champ.

726
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:22,834
Marilyn had an affair
with Arthur Miller, the writer.

727
01:07:23,153 --> 01:07:26,381
Candice dated the book reviewer,
Simon Denner...

728
01:07:27,052 --> 01:07:30,042
This is nonsense,
it's not getting us anywhere.

729
01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:32,058
No, it's not nonsense.

730
01:07:32,794 --> 01:07:34,004
"JFK"...

731
01:07:37,979 --> 01:07:39,082
"JFB"...

732
01:07:39,267 --> 01:07:41,176
That can't be a coincidence.

733
01:07:41,668 --> 01:07:44,788
Candice got the lead role
in a film thanks to him.

734
01:07:45,288 --> 01:07:47,233
- Ask why he helped her?
- Why?

735
01:07:48,003 --> 01:07:49,628
Because she was his mistress.

736
01:07:50,021 --> 01:07:51,052
He dumped her.

737
01:07:51,378 --> 01:07:54,676
She menaced to tell all.
So he shut her up.

738
01:07:55,032 --> 01:07:56,729
I have the printout of her calls.

739
01:07:59,974 --> 01:08:03,829
Sorry to disappoint you,
no calls to the regional president.

740
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,540
Can I see that?

741
01:08:12,851 --> 01:08:14,833
- It's a fake.
- Yeah, right.

742
01:08:16,853 --> 01:08:18,098
Candice received a call

743
01:08:18,418 --> 01:08:21,230
on Friday at her hairdressers.
It's not here.

744
01:08:22,594 --> 01:08:24,992
- Who gave you this?
- Colbert. I told him.

745
01:08:25,136 --> 01:08:27,153
The President is pressuring him.

746
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:29,161
Colbert falsified them.

747
01:08:30,496 --> 01:08:32,643
And on 9I11 there were no planes.

748
01:08:33,314 --> 01:08:36,410
On second thought,
let's not go bowling tonight.

749
01:08:36,690 --> 01:08:37,793
Bowling?

750
01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,508
At the Métabief Star Bowl?

751
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,167
Candice loved going there to relax.

752
01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:50,390
If I win, you ask the phone company
for a new listing.

753
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,055
102 to 97.

754
01:08:54,195 --> 01:08:56,104
Better find a new theory!

755
01:08:59,484 --> 01:09:01,774
- Game's not over yet.
- Yeah, make a strike.

756
01:09:09,787 --> 01:09:12,420
Bravo! Great roll!

757
01:09:12,745 --> 01:09:15,485
You're hot, I'll go get that listing.

758
01:09:17,233 --> 01:09:18,514
I have another shot.

759
01:09:20,435 --> 01:09:22,452
<i>I came here countless times.</i>

760
01:09:22,802 --> 01:09:24,915
<i>It was this or the skating rink.</i>

761
01:09:27,605 --> 01:09:29,716
<i>I was like that big black ball.</i>

762
01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:33,582
<i>I always prayed for a perfect roll...</i>

763
01:09:34,078 --> 01:09:35,881
<i>but each time it was the same.</i>

764
01:09:36,305 --> 01:09:39,461
<i>Even when I hit the pins,</i>
<i>one was left standing.</i>

765
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:42,560
<i>The ball was on the same tracks.</i>

766
01:09:43,510 --> 01:09:46,535
<i>Whatever I did,</i>
<i>I wound up in the same place...</i>

767
01:09:58,682 --> 01:10:01,981
OK. Only to prove that you're wrong.

768
01:10:07,104 --> 01:10:08,528
Here it is. What did I say?

769
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,296
That we saw...

770
01:10:10,759 --> 01:10:13,226
That we saw too...

771
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,896
Last month...

772
01:10:19,459 --> 01:10:22,687
Candice called
Jean-François Burdeau twice a day.

773
01:10:25,410 --> 01:10:27,392
And the call at the hairdressers?

774
01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:32,986
Bernard-Olivier Burdeau.

775
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:36,923
- The president's brother?
- He's the prefect.

776
01:10:37,242 --> 01:10:38,523
Bobby!

777
01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:43,743
Here's another call that was deleted.

778
01:10:43,890 --> 01:10:45,967
Candice's last call at 1:15 am.

779
01:10:46,118 --> 01:10:47,221
To the president?

780
01:10:47,371 --> 01:10:49,103
To Juliette Geminy.

781
01:10:49,876 --> 01:10:52,201
Candice called everyone at all hours.

782
01:10:52,346 --> 01:10:55,123
Her hairdresser,
her makeup girl. Or me.

783
01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:57,735
I was asleep.
I saw it the next day.

784
01:10:58,472 --> 01:10:59,717
What did she say?

785
01:11:00,664 --> 01:11:02,812
You want the proof that I killed her?

786
01:11:03,483 --> 01:11:04,764
I'll give it to you.

787
01:11:12,879 --> 01:11:13,947
<i>Juliette?</i>

788
01:11:15,003 --> 01:11:16,141
<i>Juliette?</i>

789
01:11:16,812 --> 01:11:17,986
<i>Please come over.</i>

790
01:11:19,213 --> 01:11:20,946
<i>I might do something stupid.</i>

791
01:11:21,232 --> 01:11:22,727
<i>Don't leave me alone.</i>

792
01:11:23,704 --> 01:11:25,364
<i>You're all I have left...</i>

793
01:11:34,804 --> 01:11:36,228
You didn't call her back?

794
01:11:36,683 --> 01:11:39,281
She often
left me this kind of message.

795
01:11:39,711 --> 01:11:42,595
I didn't want to get sucked
into her game anymore.

796
01:11:45,629 --> 01:11:47,289
Can I listen again?

797
01:12:01,777 --> 01:12:04,174
When you said
shooting range I thought...

798
01:12:04,316 --> 01:12:06,120
You'd see me with a Beretta?

799
01:12:08,319 --> 01:12:12,211
You can choose your sport
for the Canadian Police exams.

800
01:12:13,782 --> 01:12:14,754
Well?

801
01:12:15,627 --> 01:12:17,810
I heard something in the message.

802
01:12:17,994 --> 01:12:21,542
There's another engine
in the background. A big one.

803
01:12:21,822 --> 01:12:24,777
The fan belt sounds like
it's ready to snap.

804
01:12:26,033 --> 01:12:28,500
A black BMW was missing
off the parking lot.

805
01:12:28,817 --> 01:12:30,442
I'll call the garages.

806
01:12:31,148 --> 01:12:33,260
You should join the police yourself.

807
01:12:33,411 --> 01:12:34,585
Canadian?

808
01:12:36,855 --> 01:12:38,136
Here.

809
01:12:44,896 --> 01:12:46,877
Your wrist goes here.

810
01:12:47,018 --> 01:12:49,688
And three fingers here.

811
01:12:51,229 --> 01:12:54,291
Place your feet parallel,
your shoulders too.

812
01:12:55,336 --> 01:12:57,032
There's an arrow too.

813
01:12:57,179 --> 01:13:00,859
Always position the feather
facing outwards.

814
01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:04,617
- You got it?
- No. OK, that's good.

815
01:13:07,447 --> 01:13:09,844
One finger above, two below.

816
01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:14,154
The string has to touch your nose.

817
01:13:14,303 --> 01:13:16,177
You're allowed to breathe.

818
01:13:17,295 --> 01:13:19,348
To shoot, you relax your flexors.

819
01:13:21,055 --> 01:13:23,202
The archer
doesn't release the string,

820
01:13:23,351 --> 01:13:25,225
the string departs on its own.

821
01:13:27,423 --> 01:13:30,757
Canada will have to wait a while.

822
01:13:31,947 --> 01:13:33,122
Sorry. Here.

823
01:13:38,038 --> 01:13:39,877
Why did you join the police?

824
01:13:40,022 --> 01:13:42,525
The majorettes
didn't have my skirt size.

825
01:13:43,537 --> 01:13:45,755
How did you become a writer?

826
01:13:46,807 --> 01:13:48,302
Let me guess...

827
01:13:48,443 --> 01:13:50,696
Dad's a teacher
and Mom's a librarian.

828
01:13:50,845 --> 01:13:52,505
Nope. They bred dogs.

829
01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:56,474
I spent my time in exhibition halls

830
01:13:56,621 --> 01:13:58,568
with smelly dogs in cages.

831
01:13:58,954 --> 01:14:01,136
Not very literary, you see.

832
01:14:01,668 --> 01:14:03,293
It was school that saved me.

833
01:14:05,287 --> 01:14:07,091
- What's wrong?
- The brakes are gone.

834
01:14:07,550 --> 01:14:09,353
- Put it in second.
- I am in second.

835
01:14:09,498 --> 01:14:11,266
- Then put it in first.
- I can't.

836
01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:12,661
It's stuck.

837
01:14:12,804 --> 01:14:15,307
Slam on the clutch!

838
01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:17,670
There is no more clutch!

839
01:14:33,302 --> 01:14:34,239
OK, don't panic.

840
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:35,695
Up ahead, there's a turn.

841
01:14:36,017 --> 01:14:38,094
Drive into the embankment.

842
01:14:38,245 --> 01:14:39,974
- The snow will stop us.
- We're too fast!

843
01:14:44,683 --> 01:14:45,857
- Here it is.
- I know.

844
01:14:46,005 --> 01:14:47,037
It's coming up.

845
01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:50,000
- Straight into the embankment.
- Shut up!

846
01:14:52,513 --> 01:14:53,901
- We're sliding.
- Shit!

847
01:14:57,212 --> 01:14:58,457
Watch out for the kids!

848
01:15:06,956 --> 01:15:08,795
You think they're dead?

849
01:15:15,655 --> 01:15:17,151
I won't ask how you're feeling.

850
01:15:17,293 --> 01:15:20,140
The nurses said
your X-rays are encouraging.

851
01:15:20,563 --> 01:15:23,197
In two months
you'll be running like a hare.

852
01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:25,391
Next to my bed at home,

853
01:15:25,539 --> 01:15:28,494
there's a box
with the photos and casts.

854
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,452
Get them and return to Paris.

855
01:17:26,823 --> 01:17:28,840
<i>Saturday, December 6, 2009</i>

856
01:17:29,364 --> 01:17:30,894
<i>After the gym inauguration,</i>

857
01:17:31,209 --> 01:17:34,615
<i>I went with the journalists</i>
<i>to the "Snowflake Saloon".</i>

858
01:18:07,054 --> 01:18:08,442
May I get you a drink?

859
01:18:09,943 --> 01:18:11,082
A White Angel.

860
01:18:11,543 --> 01:18:13,133
Like you, a white angel.

861
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:15,888
Depends for whom...

862
01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:17,599
Jean-François Burdeau.

863
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,005
Mr. President? I didn't know.

864
01:18:21,845 --> 01:18:22,569
Sorry.

865
01:18:22,715 --> 01:18:23,960
I'm clueless about politics.

866
01:18:25,186 --> 01:18:26,811
A White Angel for the lady.

867
01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:29,841
Vodka and gin
with a splash of champagne.

868
01:18:33,330 --> 01:18:34,611
<i>That night,</i>

869
01:18:34,931 --> 01:18:38,230
<i>the president discovered</i>
<i>he preferred blonds.</i>

870
01:18:39,838 --> 01:18:42,377
<i>Maybe I shouldn't have done it.</i>

871
01:18:43,770 --> 01:18:45,644
<i>But sex leads to love,</i>

872
01:18:46,658 --> 01:18:48,461
<i>or at least you think it does.</i>

873
01:19:53,095 --> 01:19:55,492
<i>The Burgundy Franche-Comté Trophy</i>

874
01:19:55,636 --> 01:19:58,935
<i>for the 2009 Potato Competition,</i>

875
01:19:59,081 --> 01:20:00,813
is awarded to...

876
01:20:02,074 --> 01:20:03,699
Pierre Cottereau!

877
01:20:03,849 --> 01:20:06,732
From Malbuisson!

878
01:20:08,895 --> 01:20:12,158
Bravo Pierre!
A picture for the photographers.

879
01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:17,691
Congratulations.

880
01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:23,335
Like I said earlier,
thank you all for joining us here

881
01:20:24,312 --> 01:20:25,937
for this award ceremony.

882
01:20:26,992 --> 01:20:29,876
The trophy shouldn't be long...

883
01:20:32,178 --> 01:20:34,052
A little word for us, Pierre.

884
01:20:35,101 --> 01:20:36,489
I'm so moved.

885
01:20:37,328 --> 01:20:38,953
I'm so embarrassed.

886
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,545
The lovely Candice Lecoeur!

887
01:20:43,419 --> 01:20:47,488
Candice has surprised us
by dropping in on surprise.

888
01:20:49,857 --> 01:20:50,960
Good evening.

889
01:20:55,808 --> 01:20:57,884
I have a surprise for you tonight.

890
01:20:58,557 --> 01:21:01,263
It's the birthday of Jean-François.

891
01:21:01,550 --> 01:21:03,009
Mr. Prez...

892
01:21:48,846 --> 01:21:50,162
Where is he?

893
01:21:52,187 --> 01:21:54,299
He told me to tell you it's over.

894
01:21:58,346 --> 01:22:00,292
He could tell me himself.

895
01:22:00,609 --> 01:22:02,032
He's not coming.

896
01:22:02,975 --> 01:22:04,600
You're not the first one.

897
01:22:05,097 --> 01:22:07,732
He had fun with you, like the others.

898
01:22:07,952 --> 01:22:09,684
I'm not like the others.

899
01:22:10,423 --> 01:22:12,440
I'm not a piece of meat.

900
01:22:12,581 --> 01:22:15,286
I understand,
but it's over nonetheless.

901
01:22:15,434 --> 01:22:17,131
Don't try to contact him.

902
01:22:57,266 --> 01:22:59,176
You're right. It's over!

903
01:22:59,911 --> 01:23:01,465
I won't make the same mistake!

904
01:23:01,616 --> 01:23:04,737
I'll make you and your brother
pay for this!

905
01:23:56,637 --> 01:23:58,654
<i>The real remedy would be to die.</i>

906
01:24:05,130 --> 01:24:07,242
<i>But I'm going to rewrite the end.</i>

907
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:12,185
<i>I'm getting out of this place now.</i>

908
01:24:15,396 --> 01:24:16,534
<i>I'm not the kind of girl</i>

909
01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:19,531
<i>they find dead</i>
<i>with a bottle of pills in her hand.</i>

910
01:24:31,996 --> 01:24:34,073
It's all in here: JFB, BOB.

911
01:24:34,223 --> 01:24:36,133
They were afraid she'd snitch.

912
01:24:36,868 --> 01:24:40,024
Sorry, I called the garages.
The BMW isn't theirs.

913
01:24:42,610 --> 01:24:45,672
A 20-year-old kid brought it in:
Julien Charlemagne.

914
01:24:48,005 --> 01:24:50,544
Charlemagne... he's one of her fans.

915
01:25:14,593 --> 01:25:15,495
Hello.

916
01:25:16,437 --> 01:25:18,134
I'd like to talk about Candice.

917
01:25:30,289 --> 01:25:32,128
Why did you follow Candice?

918
01:25:35,370 --> 01:25:37,031
It wasn't me. It was Ritchie.

919
01:25:37,388 --> 01:25:38,704
Who's Ritchie?

920
01:25:39,128 --> 01:25:40,825
The pharmacist's son.

921
01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:43,300
That's how we got the stuff.

922
01:25:44,662 --> 01:25:45,872
What stuff?

923
01:25:46,855 --> 01:25:48,171
The GHB.

924
01:25:48,733 --> 01:25:52,554
He heard it helped score chicks.
It's like an aphrodisiac.

925
01:25:52,701 --> 01:25:56,735
It's not to score, it's to rape.
You know what rape means?

926
01:25:57,121 --> 01:26:00,597
Girls in slinky dresses
alone in discos are looking for it.

927
01:26:03,072 --> 01:26:05,433
<i>In the beginning,</i>
<i>they want your photo.</i>

928
01:26:07,736 --> 01:26:09,361
<i>Then that's no longer enough.</i>

929
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,885
<i>They want your tits and ass.</i>

930
01:26:14,591 --> 01:26:16,501
<i>There's not much difference...</i>

931
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:19,247
<i>It's all part of the dream.</i>

932
01:26:32,966 --> 01:26:35,813
<i>The people who love you</i>
<i>without knowing you,</i>

933
01:26:36,864 --> 01:26:39,534
<i>will later hate you</i>
<i>without knowing you...</i>

934
01:26:46,261 --> 01:26:48,622
Hi! Meet your greatest fan.

935
01:26:48,941 --> 01:26:50,294
Julien.

936
01:26:54,474 --> 01:26:55,755
The drink's on him.

937
01:27:17,513 --> 01:27:18,544
Thank you.

938
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:21,261
Good night.

939
01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:25,162
Check out that ass.

940
01:28:14,413 --> 01:28:15,552
Juliette?

941
01:28:34,981 --> 01:28:36,678
What are you doing here?

942
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,069
Get out!

943
01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:40,824
Give us the diary and we'll leave.

944
01:28:40,968 --> 01:28:43,542
Get out, I said. Get out of here.

945
01:28:44,030 --> 01:28:45,382
Tell us where you hid it!

946
01:28:45,735 --> 01:28:48,096
There is no diary. I gave it...

947
01:28:48,588 --> 01:28:49,869
to my journalist friends.

948
01:28:56,906 --> 01:28:59,612
Your game's over, bastard!

949
01:28:59,761 --> 01:29:01,291
Get out of here, now!

950
01:29:05,955 --> 01:29:07,544
Bastard!

951
01:29:08,078 --> 01:29:10,155
Leave me alone, bastard!

952
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,261
This'll calm you down.

953
01:29:32,682 --> 01:29:34,343
You thought of everything.

954
01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:36,399
That's why you called me.

955
01:29:56,243 --> 01:29:57,632
What's going on?

956
01:29:58,784 --> 01:30:00,659
She was hysterical,
we brought her home.

957
01:30:06,022 --> 01:30:08,419
It's me, Juliette. Do you hear me?

958
01:30:11,242 --> 01:30:12,631
I'll take care of her.

959
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:50,599
I'm so cold...

960
01:31:01,044 --> 01:31:02,397
Wake up!

961
01:31:04,802 --> 01:31:06,356
Please, Candice!

962
01:31:09,152 --> 01:31:10,469
I killed her...

963
01:31:10,789 --> 01:31:12,141
It's my fault.

964
01:31:15,904 --> 01:31:17,565
It's my fault.

965
01:31:21,090 --> 01:31:22,478
I killed her.

966
01:31:23,039 --> 01:31:24,878
We'll take care of everything.

967
01:32:16,495 --> 01:32:17,526
<i>That's it.</i>

968
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:19,555
<i>The story was over,</i>

969
01:32:20,114 --> 01:32:21,466
<i>and I felt sad.</i>

970
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,294
<i>I don't like it</i>
<i>when books and films end,</i>

971
01:32:26,448 --> 01:32:28,357
<i>even less when they end badly.</i>

972
01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,805
<i>I like happy endings.</i>

973
01:32:33,546 --> 01:32:35,873
<i>But in real life,</i>
<i>it's rarely the case.</i>

974
01:32:38,001 --> 01:32:39,734
<i>BOB is still the prefect.</i>

975
01:32:39,881 --> 01:32:42,207
<i>JFB was reelected regional president.</i>

976
01:32:43,570 --> 01:32:46,761
<i>Fortunately, he was killed</i>
<i>two months later. Playing golf.</i>

977
01:32:47,676 --> 01:32:49,515
<i>Hit in the head by a golf ball.</i>

978
01:34:21,015 --> 01:34:22,996
<i>It's like the scene in your book,</i>

979
01:34:23,694 --> 01:34:27,444
<i>when Roselyn looks at Voltaire...</i>
<i>She knows he's a good man.</i>

980
01:34:30,306 --> 01:34:31,802
<i>But he can't see it,</i>

981
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,756
<i>he doesn't dare kiss her.</i>

982
01:35:48,158 --> 01:35:50,697
"Rewind the tape.

983
01:35:54,179 --> 01:35:56,646
"Start the whole story over.

984
01:35:59,016 --> 01:36:02,836
"It's always by the end
that stories begin."

985
01:36:41,265 --> 01:36:43,033
I forgot, this came this morning.

986
01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:44,188
Thank you.

987
01:36:47,981 --> 01:36:49,335
Bye.

988
01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:50,722
Bye.

989
01:36:52,750 --> 01:36:54,897
It never would've worked between us!

990
01:37:30,127 --> 01:37:31,408
<i>"Dear David,</i>

991
01:37:32,215 --> 01:37:34,504
<i>"I'm writing you to thank you.</i>

992
01:37:35,104 --> 01:37:36,634
<i>"I love your books.</i>

993
01:37:37,088 --> 01:37:39,793
<i>"And your characters.</i>
<i>I have a crush on Voltaire,</i>

994
01:37:40,671 --> 01:37:42,581
<i>"like all your readers, surely.</i>

995
01:37:44,813 --> 01:37:48,113
<i>"Every girl dreams of meeting</i>
<i>someone like him one day.</i>

996
01:37:50,799 --> 01:37:52,638
<i>"And I adore Roselyn too,</i>

997
01:37:52,992 --> 01:37:54,759
<i>"we have lots in common.</i>

998
01:37:57,202 --> 01:37:59,978
<i>"I'd love to meet you one day</i>
<i>for a coffee,</i>

999
01:38:01,588 --> 01:38:04,091
<i>"I'm sure we'd have</i>
<i>lots of things to share.</i>

1000
01:38:04,233 --> 01:38:07,840
<i>"Maybe you'd even tell me</i>
<i>about your next novel.</i>

1001
01:38:09,975 --> 01:38:12,028
<i>"And one last thing,</i>

1002
01:38:12,550 --> 01:38:14,495
<i>"I adore you too.</i>

1003
01:38:14,951 --> 01:38:16,054
<i>"Or rather,</i>

1004
01:38:16,796 --> 01:38:17,864
<i>"I love you."</i>