1 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,234 I watched Signs again last night... 2 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,399 It keeps getting better every time I see it. 3 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,106 It's funny. 4 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:08,741 The first time you watch it, it's hard to understand what it's about. 5 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,004 It just sort of meanders. 6 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:17,078 And then, everything comes together in this one perfect moment at the end. 7 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,515 And when you watch it a second or a third or a fourth time, 8 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:26,096 you start to see that all of this randomness 9 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,895 is leading towards a perfect moment. 10 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:35,169 My favorite character is the little girl. 11 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,032 Everyone thinks she's so strange 12 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,676 because she can't finish a glass of water. 13 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,809 She's convinced they're contaminated. 14 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,645 So, by the end of the film, 15 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:53,323 there are glasses of water littered around this house. 16 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:59,226 And then, it's the water that saves them. 17 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,462 And that was fate. 18 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,869 I can't help but wonder about my fate. 19 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,073 About my destiny. 20 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,202 Renewal. 21 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,202 Vitality. 22 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,907 Energy... 23 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:31,140 Are you tired of feeling sluggish? 24 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,146 Do you feel like life is passing you by? 25 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,614 Then we've got the solution for you. 26 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:41,723 It's called "The Most Incredible Vitamin In The World" 27 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:45,359 and there's a reason you're watching this right now. 28 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:50,963 Just pick up the phone and start the new chapter to your life. 29 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,436 Call now. Not available in stores. 30 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,477 Made in Germany. Beware of imitators. Call 1-800... 31 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,440 Hello? 32 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:05,847 Yo, Kevin. 33 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,218 No, this is Jeff. 34 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,810 Where Kevin at? 35 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,214 I don't know. 36 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,722 Oh, man, look, don't be fucking around! 37 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:13,917 Where the fuck is Kevin? 38 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,422 Kevin doesn't live here. 39 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:20,123 There's always some motherfucker trying to tell me there ain't no Kevin! 40 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:24,362 Let me put this word in your fucking peanut brain, Kevin! K-E-V-I-N! 41 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,349 Kevi n 42 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,327 What are you doing? 43 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,589 Doing this. 44 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:55,192 Some strawbs, hand-sliced. 46 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,368 A white rose of whipped cream. Bam! 47 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,302 Bon appétit. 48 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,846 What's the special occasion? 49 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:13,509 This is one of those "just because" breakfasts, you know? 50 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,951 It sounds corny, but relationships are like flowers 51 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:19,012 and flowers need water to bloom. 52 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:24,050 Consider this sprinkling from a watering can. 53 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,453 Well, thanks. 54 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,990 - That's nice. - You're welcome. Enjoy. 55 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:35,032 Oh, my gosh. I got some good news, actually. 56 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,300 Yeah? 57 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,433 I got a phone call from Randy. 58 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,172 Is he the guy that we talked to at that barbecue? 59 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,714 Oh, no, that's a different Randy. 60 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,113 - But that guy's name was Randy, right? - Yes. 61 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,344 I liked his wife. 62 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,950 Different Randy. 63 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,851 - We should have them over. - Yeah. 64 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,686 This is Randy at Millennium Porsche. 65 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,352 Can I tell you something? 66 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,159 With no money down, this thing is practically free. 67 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,391 Pat! No! 68 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,832 Whoa, whoa. Don't start with no. 69 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,666 - That's what this is. - Don't start with no. 70 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,728 You're just, like, in this mindset. And you're not even... 71 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,934 It's not a mindset. We don't have the money. 72 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,534 Yeah. That's the mindset I'm talking about. 73 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:16,045 Honey, look, I'm trying to be really careful, 74 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,275 and I've cut back on some things. 75 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,613 And, like, we promised we were going to get a house this year... 76 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,346 I'm just trying to be a grown-up about this. 77 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,354 Surprise. 78 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,824 We got it. 79 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,892 This is happening. 80 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:40,195 Look... Everything you just said about the house, 81 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,603 you know, our future, 82 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,831 you're exactly right. 83 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,238 And I'm so lucky to have you 84 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,179 looking out for us in that way. 85 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,851 But I'm looking out for us in another way. 86 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,784 I'm looking out for... 87 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:01,886 That intangible thing that every couple needs. 88 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,395 It's a little bit of magic, and a little bit of danger, frankly. 89 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,396 This is gonna solve a lot of our problems. 90 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,560 This tension right now. As soon as you get in that thing 91 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:16,203 and you feel the energy and you feel it rumble 93 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,667 in your gut. 94 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:23,907 If you don't get turned on, you're made of stone. 95 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,014 Where is it? 96 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:29,909 It's in the driveway. 97 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:38,294 Are you... ls this... Oh, come on. Okay, okay... That's... 99 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:36,509 Hello? 100 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:37,980 - Mom? - Jeff. 101 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,216 Hi. 102 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,519 You know, you're supposed to say "hello" when you pick up the phone. 103 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,958 Yeah, I know. 104 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,291 I thought that maybe you were somebody else, but you're not. 105 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,059 What do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it. 106 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,121 You really want to know? 107 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,258 You didn't like it last time we had this conversation. 108 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,734 Okay, no. You know what? You're right. I don't. 109 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,929 Did you get the wood glue? 110 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,562 What are you talking about? 111 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,538 I left you a note on the kitchen counter. 112 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,507 I haven't been upstairs. 113 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,477 One of the shutters on the pantry is broken and I need you to fix it. 114 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,514 You know what, I'm kind of busy right now, so... 115 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,482 All I want for my birthday is for you to get your ass off that couch, 116 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,813 and you get on the bus 117 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,716 - and you go to the Home Depot. - I'm not on the couch. 118 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,382 You come home and fix the shutter before I get home, 119 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,153 or you're gonna find someplace else to live. 120 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,386 - Fine. - Fine. 121 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,928 Good. You got it? Do you understand? 122 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:20,396 Yes, Mom! Okay! 123 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,126 Love you! Goodbye. 124 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,025 Did you hang up on me? 125 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,945 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 126 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,702 Stop the bus. Can you please stop the bus? 127 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,804 Sorry. Thank you. 128 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,559 Can I help you? 129 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,100 Can I help you, sir? 130 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,198 No. 131 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,436 What? 132 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,985 Pass the ball! 133 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,199 Go, go, go! 134 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,478 Shit, you a'ight? 135 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,981 Get your big ass up, man. 136 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,914 You bleeding and shit? 137 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,390 - He out, man. - We need another person. 138 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,790 We need one! 139 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,218 You got next. 140 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,162 Who, him? 141 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,324 He gonna be a ref? 142 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,993 That's all we got. That's all we got. 143 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,934 Let's see what he got. 144 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,336 Let's go, dawg. Get out here. 145 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,079 Oh, he's passing now. 146 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,646 Right there, dawg. What's your problem? 147 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,556 That's your man. 148 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,360 Why don't you play some D, man? 149 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,297 Right, right, right. 150 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,364 Hell, no! 151 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,805 You working on this? Come on, man. 152 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,479 [GO, go] go! 153 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,793 I'm Jeff. 154 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:32,402 Kevi n Ke... Kevi n ls your name Kevin Kevin? 158 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,871 No. 159 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,242 So, that's your first name on your jersey? 160 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,880 Yeah, that's my name. 161 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,212 Yeah. 162 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,945 Do you live around here? 163 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,944 Yeah, I don't live far from here. 164 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,115 You obviously don't live around here, though. 165 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,352 No, I was just strolling around today. 166 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,691 It was a nice day, so I thought I'd walk around. 167 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,127 Were you following me, or... No. I mean, no. 169 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,598 I saw you on the bus. 170 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,828 Let me explain. 171 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,831 Have you ever seen the movie Signs? 172 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,840 With Mel Gibson and Rory Culkin, and Abigail Breslin? 173 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,639 Nah, I don't think I have. 174 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,747 I got a phone call this morning. 175 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,640 Someone was asking for Kevin. 176 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,152 But there's no Kevin who lives with me. 177 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,279 It's kind of a common name. 178 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,154 Yeah. I guess that's true. 179 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,715 I mean, you never got a call, 180 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,783 like someone called the wrong house phone? 181 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,591 What if there's no wrong numbers? 182 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,223 Maybe it's always the right house phone. 183 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,302 Everything happens for a reason, right? 184 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,563 Exactly. No, that's exactly it. 185 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,405 Hey, man, I'm about to go put something in the air real quick. 186 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,878 I don't know if you want to come. 187 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,912 I don't... I'm sorry... I don't know what that means. 188 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,382 Smoke weed? 189 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,085 You want to smoke weed with me? 190 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,178 Yeah, man. 191 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,724 I like weed. 192 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,418 Yeah, I can see that. 193 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,432 Wow. 194 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,333 It's nice in here. 195 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,084 - That's nice. - Yeah. 196 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,323 Oh, shit. That's a treat. 197 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,498 Check his pockets! 198 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,003 Sorry, Jeff. 199 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,716 Marriage is a compromise. 200 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,223 She got what she wanted, I'm living here in Baton Rouge. 201 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,090 So I get a little somethin'-somethin'. 202 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,991 - Right? - Sure. 203 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:06,855 Yeah. 204 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,490 Thank you. You know what's up. 205 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,999 I got to take this... It's a business call. 206 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,467 Sweetheart, can I get another Bud Light. Do you want more wings? 207 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,766 Whatever. 208 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:26,680 Fine. I will get glue and fix your shutter. 209 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,275 No. It is Jeff's responsibility. That is the point. 210 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,185 He has to do it, not you. Jeff has to do it. 211 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,349 Okay. What are you... Why are you calling me? 212 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,887 Maybe you could get him moving a little bit. Do you understand? 213 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,794 He's stuck, honey. He's stuck. 214 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,230 He's 30! 215 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,131 He had a difficult adolescent period. 216 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:49,195 You of all people would know neither of us had a very easy adolescent period. 217 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,236 - You were older. - What does that have to do with it? 218 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,302 When you're an adult, you take responsibility for your life. Okay? 219 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,609 But you're brothers. You love each other, don't you? 220 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,413 You know, fake it for a little bit just to get... You know. 221 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,748 Maybe he'll grow on you. 222 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,979 We don't do that, Mom. We don't 223 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,085 spend time together. 224 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,653 Well, Pat, could you at least try? It's my birthday. 225 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,491 I gotta call you back. 226 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,434 - No, no, no, Pat... - Bye. 227 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,335 Damn it. Asshole. 228 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,102 Jeff! 229 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:55,965 Pat? 230 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,704 What the hell are you doing here? 231 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,712 Kevin beat me up. I walked. 232 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,803 Who's Kevin? 233 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,272 Some kid I was following. 234 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,512 Well, if he's a kid, how come you didn't kick his ass? 235 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,290 Because I don't believe in fighting, Pat. And you know that. 236 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,847 Right. I forgot. You're a pussy. 237 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,256 Look, Mom called and she's really pissed. 238 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,521 Was Gandhi a pussy? 239 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,755 Yeah, Gandhi was a pussy. 240 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,855 And once again, I have to pick up your slack. 241 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,263 Well, it's not your problem. 242 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,323 Well, it becomes my problem 243 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,528 when Mom calls me in the middle of a business meeting. 244 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,572 Yeah? You're having a business meeting at Hooters? 245 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,799 Yeah. Yes. 246 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:30,965 That's very classy. 247 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,872 Right. Well, business is business. 248 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,538 So, come on. Get in the car. 249 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,276 Hey! You don't need to grab onto me. 250 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,214 I'm a little bit conflicted right now, that's all. 251 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,410 About what? 252 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,111 You're just gonna make fun of me, man. 253 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,245 Let's go. Try me. 254 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,380 I want to learn how you think because I want to free my mind. 255 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,255 Let me try to explain it to you maybe in terms that you would understand. 256 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,384 - Okay. - This morning 257 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:55,091 I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins. 258 00:20:55,153 --> 00:21:00,165 And destiny. And now you're here at this weird Hooters thing... 260 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,672 And so now I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed. 261 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,608 What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid 262 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,770 and stumbled into a business meeting. 263 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,178 You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want, 264 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,307 Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting. 265 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,285 Whatever, man. Come on! Let's go. Get in the Porsche. 266 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,342 Shit! 267 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,623 Hey, I think your Porsche got a ticket, Pat. 268 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,624 Shut up, Jeff. Just get in the car. 269 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,497 This Porsche is tiny. 270 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:33,058 The Porsche is normal-sized. You're a sasquatch. 271 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,700 Are those workout gloves? 272 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,833 I don't think so. They came with the car so... 273 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,875 Check this out. You see where those cars are stopping up ahead? 274 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,969 Yeah. 275 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,242 I should probably stop pretty soon, right? 276 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,676 Pat, slow down. 277 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,911 What? I can't hear you! Bose surround sound! 278 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,817 Hey, stop it, dude. This is not funny. 279 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,981 - Count to three and I'll stop. - Pat, please stop. 280 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,151 Count of three! One! Two! 281 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,420 - Pat, look out! - Three! 282 00:21:58,717 --> 00:21:59,889 Curb! Curb! 283 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,986 Shit! Yes! 284 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:02,490 Will you please stop the car? 285 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,664 It handles better at high speeds! 286 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,168 - Stop the car! - Shut up! 287 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,127 Tree! Tree! 288 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:20,906 Pat? 289 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,445 Fuck! 290 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,817 Wow. Yeah, that's real bad. 291 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,085 Oh, shit. 292 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,818 What the fuck? 293 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:30,485 He looks mad. 294 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,755 Are you on drugs? 295 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,319 How many beers have you had? 296 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,625 Shut up, Jeff. Shut up. 297 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,826 Did you not see that damn tree? 298 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:41,132 Whatever you do, don't say a word. Stay in the fucking car. 299 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,799 I am fine, yes. Thank you for asking. 300 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,138 Burt, should we call an ambulance? 301 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,644 Hi. There was a pedestrian child 302 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:52,045 in the street and in order to avoid killing it, 303 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,118 I had to swerve and maneuver onto your sidewalk, 304 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,915 at which point I lost control of my vehicle 305 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,478 and I've hit your tree here. 306 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,251 We can see that. Do you think we're blind? 307 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,384 No. Of course not. I just would like to apologize. 308 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,723 Is he okay? 309 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,286 Yeah, he's fine. Just a little stunned. 310 00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:10,492 I think that one's hurt. Maybe we should call the police. 311 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,034 He's fine. He's okay. 312 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,501 That child's not moving. 313 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,938 Ma'am, he's okay. Jeff, will you get out of the car? 314 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:19,669 Yeah. Get out of the car. 315 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:21,638 Show her that you're fine. 316 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,307 See? Live and limber. 317 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,371 - Baby, are you sure you're all right? - Look at that. 318 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,042 - I am fine, thank you. - Look at that. Good as new. 319 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:30,108 You remind me of my grandson. 320 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,817 Is his name Kevin, by any chance? 321 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:34,554 Brian, why? 322 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,521 No reason, ma'am. 323 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,892 Do you think there's any way that you and I can take care of this ourselves? 324 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,557 I really don't want to hang out here all afternoon with the cops. 325 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,999 I don't know... There's some bark off that tree. 326 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,729 It might have ruined the tree, baby. 327 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,465 Whoa. Is that Linda? 328 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,832 Give me 500 bucks, and we'll call it even. 329 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,667 Excuse me? 330 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,369 No "excuse me," man. 331 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,743 Look at my tree here. That's a 200-year-old tree. 332 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,247 Might have to do some landscaping. 333 00:23:58,303 --> 00:23:59,646 I'll probably have to bring a tractor in here 334 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:00,910 and a backhoe and dig all this stuff up. 335 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,110 It's a tree! 336 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,949 Have you been drinking? 337 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,415 No. 338 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:10,621 Why don't we just let the police decide that. Call 911. 339 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,286 - $100. - Times five. 340 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,025 - $150. - Plus $350. 341 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,259 - Fine. Call the police. - Call 911. 342 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:19,097 God damn it! 343 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,032 You take a check? 344 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,405 Yeah. No problem. 345 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,771 Oh, good. 346 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,508 Boy, he's got some nerve, don't he? 347 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,103 Trying to negotiate with you about our tree. 348 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,876 He come in my yard, hit my tree. 349 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,009 You look at that tree and he don't think he owes me. 350 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,144 Who's that guy she's with? 351 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,886 Get in the car, Jeff. 352 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,410 It was very, very quick and it could have been somebody... 353 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:16,680 She was wearing a peach dress that she wore this morning, okay? 354 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,414 And they got into our car! 355 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,058 Man, something really big is happening here. 356 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:28,689 Yeah, no shit, Jeff! My wife is having an affair! 357 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,857 We don't know that yet. 358 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,423 Let's follow this and see where this leads. 359 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,992 Well, I'm trying to, but I can't see dick so it's kind of hard. 360 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,435 Go! Go! Go, go! 361 00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:42,434 Hang on. 362 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,046 - I see them! - Where? 363 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,845 They're just up here to the left! 364 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,785 There they are! Pat. 365 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,185 What the fuck are you doing? 366 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,616 You told me to hurry! 367 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,988 Tell me before you swerve so I don't fall off the fucking car! 368 00:26:56,047 --> 00:27:00,189 Okay. Whatever, just focus on the road! Where are they going? 369 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,464 They're turning up there! 370 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:05,557 What street? 371 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,463 South Clark! South Clark! 372 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,137 They're going to Cochon! Damn it! 373 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,510 Let me tell you about Cochon. 374 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,206 It's full of A-holes who look down on everybody 375 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:20,374 that's not, like, part of the cool-guy club. It's so lame. 376 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:22,579 Look at this, no parking. 377 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,949 I can wait with the car. 378 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,317 No. I got it. 379 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,488 Pat, there's a fire hydrant! 380 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,420 There's a fire hydrant right here. 381 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,323 I got it. 382 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,265 I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 383 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,666 Come on. Let's go. 384 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,033 Okay, what we got here is a friendly lunch. 385 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,509 It could be a coworker. 386 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,904 It could be a long-lost cousin. 387 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,414 She hates her coworkers and I know her whole family. 388 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,381 We got to hear what they're saying. 389 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:01,217 Well, body language can tell you a lot, man. 390 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,225 - You're going in there. - What, me? 391 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,424 Yeah. 392 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,433 I'm not really dressed properly, Pat. 393 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,095 Why don't you just go in there and talk to her? 394 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:15,670 This could all be a huge misunderstanding. 395 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,798 If I talk to her, she's just gonna deny it. 396 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:20,038 Why wouldn't she tell you the truth? 397 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,771 Oh, my God. You have no idea how adult relationships work, do you? 398 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,574 You haven't had a girlfriend since high school. 399 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,639 - So? So? - So? So... 400 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,577 I need to find out exactly what's going on 401 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,246 so I'll have the upper hand later. 402 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,324 Do you still love Linda? 403 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:39,191 There's an empty booth next to them. 404 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,490 Okay? 405 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,691 Just sneak in with my phone. 406 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,324 Here's a little grease money. 407 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,268 Okay. Get in there, do what you got to do. 408 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:00,947 - Hello. - Hi. 409 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,418 - How do you do? Lovely. - Fine, thank you. 410 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,819 Can I help you? 411 00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,322 Table for one, please. 412 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,753 - Right this way. - Great. Thank you. 413 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:12,522 - Oh, miss? - Yes? 414 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,258 Could I sit there? 415 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:18,963 Those tables are saved for two patrons. 416 00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:20,161 - Right. - Right this way. 417 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:22,932 Miss? You know what? Excuse me. 418 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,565 There are going to be two patrons. There will be two patrons. 419 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,075 You said table of one. 420 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:30,444 I meant that more like in the bistro sense, 421 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,947 like one plus another one? 422 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:35,780 Well, just in case, I think this table back here would be quite lovely for you guys. 423 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,086 What if I grease you? 424 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,380 I'm sorry? 425 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,119 I have money. 426 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:47,027 There's two fives, some ones. There's a 20. 427 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,225 If I could just sit at that table. I can't explain. 428 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,094 But it's really important. 429 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:11,244 I mean, I honestly don't even feel like he really likes me. 430 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:14,814 Well, that's his problem. I mean... 431 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,890 From where I stand, there's plenty to like. 432 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:20,054 Thank you, Steve. You're a really good listener. 433 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:21,390 Thank you. 434 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,022 It's such a treat. 435 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:24,395 I'm just being myself. 436 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,628 Don't say anything. She might recognize your voice. 437 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,568 If you can hear me, give me a thumbs-up. 438 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:33,198 Okay, now take the talking part of the phone and hold it, 439 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,633 but keep it low, don't let them see. 440 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,907 I really don't think that you want to hear this. 441 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,380 Jeff, just do it! Okay? 442 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:41,815 Stop talking so I can hear what's going on. 443 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:46,922 I can't. Honestly, I lost a lot of friends because of Pat. 444 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:51,324 'Cause my friends just don't like him. 445 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:53,794 I think a little bit's my fault, 446 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,456 'cause I would complain a lot to them and... 447 00:30:56,721 --> 00:31:00,567 For a really long time, I've felt like he and I are... 448 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,029 I don't know... 449 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:05,165 We got, like, weirdly competitive with each other. 450 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:07,403 We just never communicate. 451 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,375 He just never listens, ever. 452 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,510 Gosh. 453 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:16,007 I shouldn't even be talking about this 454 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:20,250 but we haven't had sex in... I mean, over two months. 455 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:24,054 That's a long time. 456 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,789 And I think, kind of, what's worse than that 457 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:28,888 is that it's so awkward. 458 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:30,824 Well, having sex is one thing 459 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:34,592 but making love is something else, right? 460 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,196 What does that even mean? 461 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,401 Thank you, Steve. 462 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,274 I'm not used to being able to talk so openly with someone 463 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:48,243 and have them listen, and care what I'm saying and... Hey! 465 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,308 Hey! Hey! 466 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,718 Wail! 467 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,322 Pat, what do you want me to do now, huh? 468 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,986 Hello, my name is Rob. Can I start you out with something to drink? 469 00:31:58,549 --> 00:31:59,721 Some water. 470 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:00,956 Excuse me? 471 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,890 - I'll have water. - I'm sorry? 472 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,627 I'll take some fuckin' water, Rob. 473 00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:06,163 Absolutely. 474 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:10,895 Jeff? 475 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,007 Whoa! Hey. 476 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,567 - Wow! - Hi. 477 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:16,771 What are you doing here? 478 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,645 I'm just... Lunching it up, you know? 479 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,651 Getting a little bistro action. 480 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:26,718 I... Have you ever met my friend, Steve? 482 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,917 This is my brother-in-law, Jeff. 483 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,960 - This is Steve. - Hey, Jeff, nice to meet you, man. 484 00:32:31,015 --> 00:32:32,858 - My friend Steve. - Steve. 485 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,794 We were just gonna leave. 486 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:37,332 Did you still want me to drop you off at your car? 487 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:38,594 Yep. Yeah. 488 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:44,997 So, I'm going to take him to his car, and I'll see you later. 489 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,100 Hope so. 490 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,610 Nice meeting you, Jeff. 491 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,783 Pat, they're coming out... 492 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:01,347 What the fuck? 493 00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:06,153 Jeff! They went that way! 494 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:07,594 Pat! Well, then, let's go get the car! 495 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,029 - No car! - What? 496 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,498 No car! Help me get a cab! 497 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:12,125 What are you talkin' about? What happened to the car? 498 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,431 Nothing! It got towed. 499 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,602 - That's not funny! - I'm not... 500 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,972 - I know. I know it's not. - It's so not funny! 501 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,442 Help me get a cab! 502 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,911 - There's no way to know where they are. - Great. 503 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,340 What do we do? 504 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,348 I think we should just sit down right here. 505 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,348 - And? - And wait. 506 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:34,685 - For what? - For a sign. 507 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,022 I'm not gonna sit here and wait for a fucking sign! 508 00:33:37,081 --> 00:33:38,617 Okay, well, then let's walk! 509 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,289 A school bus just drove by! It's a sign! 510 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,626 What does it mean? 511 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,291 Do we go to a school? 512 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,302 Is my wife fucking some guy in a janitor closet? 513 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,895 I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it. 514 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:51,840 - That's not it. - Good guess. 515 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,041 Now what? 516 00:33:58,536 --> 00:33:59,640 What are you doing? 517 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,377 I'm looking for a credit card slip. 518 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,313 I don't see why. 519 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,047 If I find the slip, I get his last name 520 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,453 and then we can look up where he lives and go beat him up. 521 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:09,685 No, I get it. I just don't think they throw those things away. 522 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,784 Just shut up and help. 523 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,658 Find it yet? 524 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,498 - How about now? - That's not helping! 525 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,296 I think we've gotten off track somewhere. 526 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,998 Like I've gotten off track. 527 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:26,270 Something feels wrong. 528 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:30,678 Fine. I'll do it myself, if it'll make you stop talking. 530 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:32,880 - Is that it? - No. 531 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,109 It's not. 532 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,911 Oh, God. 533 00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:37,145 What is that? 534 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,416 No, don't do it, Pat. 535 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,257 You don't have to smell it. 536 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:43,690 Pat. Okay. 537 00:34:46,951 --> 00:34:48,760 - Hey. - Hey, Carol. 538 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,227 That was yummy. 539 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:55,562 What're you doing? 540 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,405 Don't tell anybody else. 541 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,434 What? 542 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,173 Somebody's messing with me. 543 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,073 - Really? - Yeah, in this office. 544 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:07,946 - No. - Yeah. I got hit by a plane. 545 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:11,013 - What? - A little paper plane came into my... 546 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:17,359 And all these messages were coming to me on my computer. 547 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:18,789 Kind of... 548 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,453 - Flirty stuff. - Flirty? 549 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,930 I know someone's playin' some kind of a joke 550 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,159 and I think it's those guys 551 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:26,600 that are in the back over there that did the fantasy football. 552 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,193 Oh, my God, those guys are so hot. 553 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:31,263 That would be so good. They're young, too. 554 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,307 Do you think it's Henry? 555 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,642 - Henry? - Yeah. 556 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,304 He's kind of... 557 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:41,376 Interesting. 558 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,118 He's married, isn't he? 559 00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:45,120 Okay, let's just say it is somebody here. 560 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,589 What does the message say? Like what are the details? 561 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,320 Well, somethin' about, you know... 562 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,489 What? 563 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,594 That they're a secret admirer. 564 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,826 They said they were... 565 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,659 I think that's kind of hot. 566 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,398 No, it's not. It's ridiculous. 567 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,940 And I don't like being the butt of a joke. 568 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,236 How do you know it's a joke? 569 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:09,744 I mean, how many times do we get to get juiced up like this? 570 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,507 This is awesome. 571 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,640 I'm not getting juiced up over a joke. 572 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:17,618 You're getting attention. I am super-jelly. I want attention. 573 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,348 You're impossible. 574 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,485 When was the last time you had a relationship? 575 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:24,652 Well, my husband, of course. 576 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:25,921 No way. 577 00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:27,792 Well, I mean, I went out on dates. 578 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,729 Come on. I've been to the movies. 579 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,165 - It's no wonder you're so cranky. - I've been bowling... 580 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,225 - I'm not... - Yeah, you need to get busy. 581 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,067 - You need to get your pipes cleaned. - You think I'm... 582 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,107 You need to get f... Yeah. 583 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,542 Well, I won't tell anyone. Pinky swear. 584 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,278 What else? What else? 585 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,280 I did hear her say that she felt neglected. 586 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,423 Sounds like they're banging already. 587 00:36:58,015 --> 00:36:59,494 It's possible. 588 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,055 Don't ever get married, dude. It fucking sucks. 589 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,431 Really? I think it would be kind of awesome. 590 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,992 Well, it's not. 591 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:10,029 Okay. 592 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:12,672 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 593 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,902 Okay. 594 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,911 I'm sick of walking. 595 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,572 Okay. 596 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:25,946 Is that what I think it is? 597 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:45,599 You know, I've been havin' this really weird dream about Dad lately. 598 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,966 - Really? - Yeah. 599 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,135 He's a teacher. 600 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,844 And... We're in this classroom with a whole bunch of kids, 602 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,474 and we all sit down. 603 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,950 And Dad asks everyone, 604 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,386 "What's the greatest day in the history of the world?" 605 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,417 And one kid is like, "Christmas." 606 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,824 And Dad's like, "No." 607 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,027 And whenever they get the answer wrong, 608 00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:08,119 they have to leave the room. 609 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:13,333 And eventually it's just me and Dad. 610 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,304 And he looks at me and says, 611 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,567 "Pat, what's the greatest day in the history of the world?" 612 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,404 And I don't know, 'cause I'm nervous. 613 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,102 And I'm like, "Dad, I don't know." 614 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,168 And he just looks at me and he smiles and he says... 615 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:27,239 He says, "Today." He says, "Today." 616 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:29,343 How'd you know that? 617 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,853 He says, "Today is the greatest day in the history of the world." 618 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:33,913 Yeah. 619 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,150 I have that dream, Pat. 620 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:39,660 Except in mine, it's me, you and Dad in his car. 621 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:43,956 Okay. 622 00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:55,702 I guess it's just something he said to us when we were kids or somethin'. 623 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,872 It's like floatin' around in both of our brains. 624 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:02,879 What is wrong with you? 625 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,612 - Pat. - What? What? 626 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,679 What is wrong with you? 627 00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,521 Why do you want to be like this? 628 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,023 - What are you talking about? - We had... We were havin'... 629 00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:16,454 We're having the same dream! 630 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,565 What the fuck are you talking about? 631 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:19,896 Why do you want to live like this? 632 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:25,404 You're drifting through this life with no awareness of how special this is. 633 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:28,137 You want to talk about what's happening right now, right here? 634 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,243 What's happening right now 635 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,645 is that I'm getting lectured by my pothead brother 636 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,115 who lives in our mom's basement at 30 years old 637 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,947 about how I don't understand the universe! 638 00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:39,453 Hey, here's some understanding for you. 639 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:43,617 A job and a car and a wife and an apartment! 640 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,522 L got to 90... What? 642 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:49,587 - I have to go, Pat. - Where are you going? 643 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,929 You know what? You wouldn't... You would laugh at me again. 644 00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:54,063 Jesus Christ. 645 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,627 You see a fucking truck 646 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,331 with the word "Kevin" on it and you have to run after it? 647 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,931 Yeah. I do. 648 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:00,737 I wish I was that stupid! 649 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:02,842 You're a dick! 650 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,577 You know what? I have an asshole for a brother. 651 00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:06,740 It breaks my heart. 652 00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:08,511 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 653 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,677 - You call me an asshole? - Yeah, you are an asshole! 654 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,743 You fucking piece of shit! 655 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,153 You drive a fucking Boxster! 656 00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:15,349 Fuck you! 657 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:17,916 Don't do this, Pat! 658 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,427 Fuck you! 659 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:21,121 You get down. Get down on the fucking ground! 660 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,357 Fucking idiot! 661 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,369 You and Mom will never understand me. 662 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,534 And you're all I have left! 663 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:00,628 Another Jack and Coke? 664 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:03,599 Nope. 665 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,964 Got to get home. 666 00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:08,372 Old lady, huh? 667 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,469 No, she's boning another dude. 668 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:12,209 Right on. 669 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:48,406 Stop the car. Stop. Please, stop? 670 00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,382 - Hi. - Hello. 671 00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:07,959 Hey, so, my sister and her husband just got here a little while ago 672 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:11,056 in that red Camry out there. And... 673 00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:17,004 I need to... I'm meeting them. So... - Okay... - Actually, 675 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,268 it's an emergency. 676 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,537 I have to get her medication, like, right now, 677 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,634 so what's her room number? 678 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,279 We have a privacy policy, sir. I'm sorry, I can't give you her number. 679 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,477 I know it's like policy and everything, but this is a family emergency, 680 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,019 so maybe you could just give me the room number... 681 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,281 It'll take me a second to call. 682 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,380 I lied. It's not an emergency. 683 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,651 It's not a health emergency. 684 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:39,956 It is a financial emergency. 685 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,531 Their home is about to be foreclosed on 686 00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:49,162 and I need to make a payment. 687 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,343 - Just stop. - Okay. 688 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:02,145 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Right. 689 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,287 - Thank you. - Excuse me? 690 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,262 No, just thank you so much. 691 00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:55,593 Pat! Pat! 692 00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:56,761 Oh, my God. Jeff. 693 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,306 - Oh, my God, Pat. - What the fuck? 694 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,534 I was on the truck. 695 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,633 The truck came here and now you're here. 696 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,474 - This shit is aligned! - Shut the fuck up. 697 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,615 - What? - Linda is here, in this hotel somewhere. 699 00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:13,284 - With the guy? - Yeah, probably with the guy. 700 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:17,283 $ofTY... How the fuck did you find me? 702 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:18,587 It was the candy man. 703 00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:25,126 Oh, shit. 704 00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:26,634 He's right there. 705 00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:28,192 Okay, what should we do? 706 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:29,968 Duck in there. 707 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,062 I'm gigantic! 708 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:51,954 Come on, let's go. 709 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:40,797 What do you want to do? 710 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:44,173 Should we stay? Should we wait? 711 00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:47,442 Do we just wait, or... 712 00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:50,013 We could wait. 713 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,609 I don't know. I don't... 714 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,446 Should I call her? 715 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:57,185 Maybe I call her cell phone right now. 716 00:46:57,247 --> 00:47:00,091 And then, like, act innocent and be like, "What's going on?" 717 00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:01,722 You could try that. 718 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:05,129 You know, you're not fucking helping at all. 719 00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:07,533 You're just like, "Do you want to do that?" 720 00:47:07,724 --> 00:47:09,397 Do you want to know what I think you should do? 721 00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:10,563 Yeah. 722 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:13,931 I think you should take a few deep breaths, close your eyes, 724 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,374 and focus. 725 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:20,975 That is like stupid fucking Jeff mumbo-jumbo. 726 00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:25,520 If you have any other idea, even one, 727 00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:28,783 I'll be happy to try it without making fun of you. 728 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,484 Okay, all right. 729 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,286 Okay. Close your eyes. 730 00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:41,068 What do you see? 731 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:46,540 I just can't stop picturing what's going on. 732 00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:50,236 What if she's, like, giving him a hand job? 733 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,980 You know, I think they're adults. 734 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,277 It's probably unlikely she's giving him a hand job. 735 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,515 I'm gonna break down the door. 736 00:47:58,575 --> 00:47:59,883 No. Pat. 737 00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:01,183 I'm gonna break it down. 738 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:03,851 Listen. Wait, hold on. That's a terrible idea. 739 00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:07,259 I've seen you try to do things physically. 740 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,761 I'll do it. 741 00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:11,632 Do you think you can do that? 742 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,861 I wish I could get some sort of running start. 743 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:16,632 You totally can. There's, like, hallways. 744 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:17,933 You run and turn. 745 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,997 Parallel isn't gonna help me. 746 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,236 You could run and turn right at the last second. 747 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:25,007 I wouldn't... No. That's not gonna work. 748 00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:26,439 All right. 749 00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:33,512 One, two , 751 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:35,483 three! 752 00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:37,185 Fuck! 753 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,624 - Run! - What was that? 754 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,286 - Are you okay? - Fuck! 755 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:41,692 Get up! 756 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,197 - Linda! - Pat! What are you... 757 00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:45,096 - Pat, don't... Pat, stop! - What's going on? 758 00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,691 - Steve, let him go! - Either you're gonna calm down... 759 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,361 - Let him go! Jeff! - Don't fucking move! 760 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:50,029 - What are you doing? - What the hell is going on? 761 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,902 - We just got here! - Who are you people? 762 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:54,306 You, shut up! Who the fuck is this guy? 763 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:55,638 He's just a friend, okay? Calm down. 764 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,508 - There's wine! - Yeah! 765 00:48:57,567 --> 00:49:01,140 There's a bottle of wine on ice, and a... What is this? 766 00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:02,376 - That's a... - A sex board? 767 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:03,975 No, you bring it with the... Pat! 768 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,578 And your face is flushed, which means you're horny. 769 00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:08,987 - No! - What the fuck is going on? 770 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:11,322 Stop yelling and I'll answer all of your questions. 771 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:14,726 Excuse me! Excuse me! I'm ready to go home. 772 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,196 Linda, I think you should come with me. 773 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:18,665 Excuse me! You should shut the fuck up! 774 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:20,895 I think that you should go and I'll call you later. 775 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,198 You're not calling this fucking guy. 776 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:23,397 Linda, do you want me to stay? 777 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,872 - I think you should go. - You should go! You need to go! 778 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:27,737 I'm gonna stay and talk to Pat, okay? 779 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,778 Time for you to go, man. 780 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,771 - Get out, bro! - All right, Pat. 781 00:49:31,835 --> 00:49:33,075 Get out! 782 00:49:34,371 --> 00:49:38,217 Okay. Start talking. Is there anyone else in here? 783 00:49:42,946 --> 00:49:45,256 Well, I'm a little upset, actually, 784 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,158 - and I think that it's understandable! - I understand that. 785 00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:50,892 Look, what I need to know... I just need to know one thing, okay? 786 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:52,365 - Okay. What? - Okay. 787 00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:57,763 Are you mad because you came in here and you found me with another man? 788 00:49:58,095 --> 00:49:59,165 Yes. 789 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,541 - Yes. - Or... 790 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:06,480 Or are you mad because you're afraid that you might lose me? 791 00:50:06,536 --> 00:50:08,311 What? There's like a part B now? 792 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:09,881 Please, don't do that. 793 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,283 It's just semantic bullshit! 794 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:12,945 - No, it isn't! It isn't! - Yeah, it is! 795 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,489 - You really don't know the difference. - You know what? 796 00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:15,989 Because if you don't understand the difference... 797 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:19,323 Linda! Linda. I'm gonna try to listen to you 798 00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:21,886 blabber about whatever this is. 799 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,098 And I'm gonna try to understand your incoherent babble. Go. 800 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,362 - Why do you always do that? - What? 801 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,602 - I'm listening. - No, you're not. 802 00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:31,002 Yeah, I'm trying. 803 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,538 You always just make me feel so stupid! 804 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:37,540 I'm sorry it's stupid! I catch you trying to cheat on me and... 805 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:39,803 You make fun of everything I say. 806 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:43,875 I'm really just trying to have a conversation with you right now. 807 00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:47,181 This is why our relationship is so fucked. 808 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,222 Because you know what? When I asked you 809 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,490 if you would take me to Cochon you laughed at me. 811 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,695 Who care... I'm sorry. That's... 812 00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:02,032 But when I asked Steve, he just, you know, said, let's go. 813 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:03,763 Yeah, 'cause he wanted to get in your pants! 814 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:07,908 Well, maybe, but at least he's trying to put in some time and effort! 815 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,710 Let me tell you something about Cochon. 816 00:51:12,769 --> 00:51:15,010 - Cochon is full of assholes... - You're not even... 817 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,518 and snobs in fucking turquoise 818 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,578 tailored shirts and pink ties, like that asshole! 819 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,481 You want to ask me to take you there? 820 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:25,117 Fine. I'll take you to fucking Cochon. We'll... 821 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,526 - Yeah. - God, you're not even listening to me. 822 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,029 No, I'm hearing you loud and clear. 823 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,929 You're not! It's not about the restaurant. 824 00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:34,161 I just want you to, like, care that I want to go there! 825 00:51:34,691 --> 00:51:36,602 And do you think it's about this guy? 826 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,664 Because I really don't even fucking care about him! He's nice. 827 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,765 - He listens to me. - I'm nice. 828 00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:43,876 But you and I, we are petty, 829 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,039 we are passive-aggressive with each other, 830 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,050 we don't even fight! I mean, this is a miracle right now! 831 00:51:49,873 --> 00:51:53,685 And what I think, honestly, is that we have no house, 832 00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:55,916 we have no kids, thank God! 833 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:58,925 It would be really fucking easy for us to just walk away! 834 00:51:58,982 --> 00:52:00,484 It'd be super simple. 835 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,188 And that is what I think that we should do. 836 00:52:07,557 --> 00:52:08,900 Hang on, hang on. 837 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:16,271 You know, let's just not, like, let's just not... 838 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,006 Can we not talk about this anymore? 839 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,605 Let's just go home and sleep on it, and, like... 840 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:23,773 And like... 841 00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:26,251 Forget it. 842 00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:30,115 I'm gonna go stay at my mom's. 843 00:52:40,924 --> 00:52:42,267 Bye, Jeff. 844 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:46,002 Jeffrey, where are you? 845 00:52:46,062 --> 00:52:48,975 I asked you to call me after you got the wood glue. 846 00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:50,705 I'm at the office. 847 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:53,509 Let me know what's going on. Thanks. Bye. 848 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,376 Oh, please. 849 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,762 It sure is a noisy little thing. 850 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:56,132 Yeah. 851 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,867 - Eight glasses a day, my doctor says. - Really? 852 00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:00,874 You're kidding me. Blow out my biceps 853 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:03,740 trying to lift these cups that many times. 854 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:10,380 - I'm Barry. - Sharon. 855 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:12,545 Nice to meet you. 856 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:13,952 Same here. 857 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,216 What am I saying? 858 00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:17,451 I know you're Sharon. I've seen you around. 859 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,493 I really do like flowers. 860 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,667 Yeah? 861 00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:35,134 Like. 862 00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:37,578 Metaphorically, too. 863 00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:40,979 Symbolically. All kinds. 864 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,348 Gardenias are my favorite. 865 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,316 I'm not following you. 866 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:01,866 Excuse me. 867 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:04,334 It was nice meeting you. 868 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,881 Just stupid. 869 00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:28,921 Sharon? 870 00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:38,130 What's going on? 871 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,436 I think it's over. 872 00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:24,514 What happened? 873 00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:25,811 What? 874 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:28,947 This is not the way I imagined my life was gonna be. 875 00:57:29,546 --> 00:57:30,889 How did you imagine it? 876 00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:38,631 I was gonna be in the Peace Corps and all that crap, you know, 877 00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:42,500 with some guy in an exotic place, 878 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:46,405 all worldly and giving and shit, 879 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:50,237 and living in a little hut, 880 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:54,242 and taking care of cute little kids 881 00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:58,912 and kissing under waterfalls and stuff, you know. 882 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:03,149 You can still kiss under waterfalls and stuff like that. 883 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,925 It's like, 884 00:58:05,181 --> 00:58:08,094 how many good years do I have left? 885 00:58:08,718 --> 00:58:11,062 I hate my kids right now. 886 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,397 I don't know when that happened. They were so cute. 887 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:18,770 I look at the pictures of them, and our family... 888 00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,067 Don't cry. 889 00:58:21,898 --> 00:58:23,172 Have some more tissue. 890 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:32,884 - Don't explain. Oh, God. - No. I just... 891 00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:36,754 Oh, Carol, I'm sorry. It'll just make it worse. Don't explain. 892 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:38,019 But it's not what you think! 893 00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,116 Yeah, it is. 894 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:48,496 I wish that I could 895 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:55,306 see the world like you. 896 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,506 Really? 897 00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:05,809 I don't know. You have this, like, belief in this cosmic order. 898 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:11,652 I really envy that. 899 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,754 You don't want to be like me. 900 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:21,325 I'm not happy 901 00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:23,861 at all. 902 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:30,272 You know, since Dad died, I've had this... 903 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:33,439 Had this feeling that it had to be for a reason. 904 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:39,510 I keep thinking that the signs are all about me, but maybe... 905 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:42,751 Maybe they're about you and your marriage. 906 00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:48,693 My marriage is not good. 907 00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,526 I'l 908 00:59:55,191 --> 00:59:56,693 isa 909 00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:59,367 disaster. 910 01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:02,074 I just want to feel 911 01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:05,368 like I love Linda. 912 01:00:07,503 --> 01:00:10,507 And I want to feel like she loves me. 913 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:18,389 And we both want to, like, be in love. 914 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:26,728 I miss it and I want it so bad. 915 01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:34,568 I think you should just say that. 916 01:00:35,064 --> 01:00:36,407 To her. 917 01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:41,912 It's not that simple, Jeff. 918 01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:44,709 I don't know. I think it could be that simple. 919 01:00:47,076 --> 01:00:50,250 I mean, wouldn't you be psyched if Linda walked in here right now 920 01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:52,959 and sat down in this tub next to you and said, 921 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:56,020 "Pat, I want to be in love with you again"? 922 01:01:03,226 --> 01:01:05,297 That would be awesome. 923 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,010 Dude, you need to say that to her. 924 01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:11,671 You need to tell her that right now. 925 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:32,463 - River Parish. - I am so sorry. 926 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,230 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Don't apologize, seriously. 927 01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:37,066 - But! Want to. - It's okay. 928 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:40,869 No, I just... It was so weird and didn't come out the way I... 929 01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:43,467 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. It's just that I'm not gay. 930 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,137 But that's okay. I'm not gay, either. 931 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,612 But you like women. 932 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:48,643 So? 933 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:51,145 Well, I like men. 934 01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:55,412 I like men, too. And to me, it's like, at this point in my life, 935 01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:58,357 whether it's a man or a woman, it doesn't matter. 936 01:01:58,414 --> 01:02:00,519 I want someone who gets me. 937 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:03,856 ♪ feel' like ♪ deserve that. 938 01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,467 And! Think you do, too. 939 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,993 Well, it's important, yes. 940 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,500 But it doesn't mean 941 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:15,441 I want to sleep with everybody that understands me. That's all. 942 01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:18,104 No, no, no. That's not my intention. 943 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:20,443 Isn't the most important thing 944 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:24,678 finding someone who sees you exactly as you are? 945 01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:28,915 Who gets the Peace Corps and the kissing under waterfalls? 946 01:02:34,183 --> 01:02:35,355 Yeah. 947 01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:42,867 So? Carol? Are you there? 948 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,095 Hello? 949 01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:46,764 Shit. 950 01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:51,276 Okay, sorry, everybody. 951 01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:56,816 Just head for the exits! Single file! 952 01:03:04,213 --> 01:03:06,193 Keep it orderly! Please! 953 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,393 Close your eyes. 954 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:42,482 It's clear. Come on. There's my car, right here. 955 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:44,320 Where are we going? We're all wet. 956 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:46,621 - I don't know. What do you think? - I'm sorry, I don't know. 957 01:04:46,682 --> 01:04:48,457 I can't believe I'm doing this. 958 01:04:50,152 --> 01:04:52,598 Let's go to the mall and get drinks with the little umbrellas in them. 959 01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:54,065 Bigger. Wilder. 960 01:04:57,093 --> 01:04:59,903 I haven't been to New Orleans in 20 years. How about that? 961 01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:01,667 It's perfect. 962 01:05:02,531 --> 01:05:04,067 Okay, let's go. 963 01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:10,783 Come on out, everybody! Just come right out. 964 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,667 Shit. 965 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:15,813 What is this? 966 01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,844 It looks like really bad traffic. 967 01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:22,082 Well, I mean in your, you know... 968 01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:24,413 - You mean, like, is it a sign? - I don't know. 969 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:25,818 It could be. 970 01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:29,557 - It definitely could be. - How do I know what to do? 971 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:31,989 That's the big question, yeah. 972 01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:34,056 It's a constant struggle. 973 01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:40,572 I think you got to go with your gut. 974 01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:50,512 Well, I'm not going to stop now. 975 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:54,414 Right? 976 01:06:55,277 --> 01:06:56,551 Hey. Pat? 977 01:06:57,613 --> 01:07:00,617 If we don't get a chance to reconnect today, 978 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:03,595 I'm, like, super proud of you. 979 01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:28,982 Linda! 980 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:30,515 Linda! 981 01:07:32,481 --> 01:07:33,653 $ofTY... 982 01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:42,091 - Second thoughts? - Well, I just... 983 01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,037 It's okay. 984 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,240 Pat? 985 01:07:52,768 --> 01:07:53,974 Pat! 986 01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:56,681 - I think that's my son. - Sharon? 987 01:07:57,139 --> 01:07:58,174 What now, my man? 988 01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:03,186 I guess I'll go back. 989 01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:05,322 We'll have to wait for all this traffic to clear. 990 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,325 You all right? 991 01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:12,997 Yeah, I'm fine. 992 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:14,632 I just... 993 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,768 You ever feel like you're waiting forever 994 01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,365 to figure out what your destiny is, and then when you do 995 01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,738 it's not really that exciting? 996 01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:05,249 Linda! 997 01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:07,745 Pat? 998 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,047 Pat! 999 01:09:09,111 --> 01:09:10,181 Linda! 1000 01:09:13,215 --> 01:09:14,558 What are you doing here? 1001 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,021 I want to be in love again. 1002 01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:19,289 What? 1003 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,060 Things have gotten way off track. 1004 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,835 And weird and shitty. 1005 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:27,773 And I'm a big part of that, and I'm really sorry for it. 1006 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,036 - Pat! - What? 1007 01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:31,867 Honey, what's happening? What's the matter? 1008 01:09:31,934 --> 01:09:33,777 - Why are you running down... - Mom? 1009 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,406 What's going... Oh, hi. 1010 01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,644 - Wait, what are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 1011 01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:38,741 How did you get here? 1012 01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,684 In Carol's... This is Carol. 1013 01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:41,983 Hi. 1014 01:09:42,044 --> 01:09:43,148 I'm Linda. Nice to meet you. 1015 01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:44,555 Jeff... Jeff's here? 1016 01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:48,862 Whoa, hey! Did you see that? 1017 01:09:54,623 --> 01:09:56,899 Is he okay? Is he okay? 1018 01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:58,370 Yeah, we're here. 1019 01:09:58,427 --> 01:10:00,805 A car just went off the bridge. 1020 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,604 There's people inside of it. 1021 01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:12,180 Somebody jumped in! 1022 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,911 Wait! Our dad's still down there! 1023 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:38,968 Fuck. 1024 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,673 Come on. 1025 01:10:42,004 --> 01:10:43,711 Help! Help us! 1026 01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:44,841 Dad! 1027 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,314 Help! 1028 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,621 Come on, girls! Come on. Swim hard! 1029 01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:52,284 Come on, honey! Give me your hand. That a girl. Come on. 1030 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,354 - Get back there. - Dad? 1031 01:11:00,189 --> 01:11:02,226 Hey, the car's going down! 1032 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:05,032 The car's sinking! 1033 01:11:07,863 --> 01:11:09,035 Dad! 1034 01:11:10,132 --> 01:11:11,475 Dad! 1035 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,213 Jeff! 1036 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:19,712 Jeff! 1037 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,119 Dad! 1038 01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:24,054 Come on, Dad! 1039 01:11:29,051 --> 01:11:30,894 We need some help over here. 1040 01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,847 Pat? 1041 01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:52,677 Over here! Over here! 1042 01:11:54,343 --> 01:11:55,413 Pat! 1043 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,716 Pat! 1044 01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,093 - Jeff! - Jeff! 1045 01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:11,002 Help! Help! 1046 01:12:11,293 --> 01:12:12,636 Man in the water! 1047 01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:14,267 Help! 1048 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:19,140 Two survivors in sight. Five feet off the first cleat. 1049 01:12:19,201 --> 01:12:20,544 Coming into the dive deck. 1050 01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:21,971 Hurry! 1051 01:12:22,037 --> 01:12:23,277 Get a hold of him! 1052 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,977 One, two, three! 1053 01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:31,818 Jeff! 1054 01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:33,823 We have an unresponsive person! 1055 01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:35,225 He's not moving! 1056 01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:37,525 Call the command center! Have an ambulance meet us at the pier! 1057 01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:39,429 - Jeff! - Sir, we got to help him. We got him. 1058 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:41,490 Do something! Jesus! 1059 01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:42,727 Sir, sir. 1060 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,895 Jeff! 1061 01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:46,263 - He's not moving! - Starting CPR! 1062 01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:49,036 Get off me! Leave me alone! 1063 01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:51,237 You need to sit down! 1064 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:54,804 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 1065 01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:56,639 Jeff, wake up! 1066 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:06,926 - Jeff! - Still not responding. 1067 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:16,829 Can you hear me? 1068 01:13:16,992 --> 01:13:18,835 HEY. Hey, you okay? 1069 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,430 Hey. 1070 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:21,668 Sir? 1071 01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:24,106 - Are you okay? - Oh, God. 1072 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,738 Let's get blankets! 1073 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,177 Sir, stay still. 1074 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,739 Let me sit up. 1075 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,416 What happened? 1076 01:13:38,814 --> 01:13:40,191 Everything... 1077 01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:43,694 I'm hungry... 1078 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:37,804 And coming up next, 1079 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,903 the story of two girls, their father, 1080 01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:43,506 and the man who was in the right place at the right time. 1081 01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:46,849 The car that was behind us crashed into the back of us 1082 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,684 and then we went over the bridge. 1083 01:15:49,311 --> 01:15:50,984 And then this man, 1084 01:15:51,313 --> 01:15:53,452 he just came and broke our window... 1085 01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:56,519 And he almost died doing it. 1086 01:15:57,185 --> 01:15:59,529 If we had lost our dad, 1087 01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:03,931 you know, I just really can't even imagine it. 1088 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:07,466 We're just really thankful he was there. 1089 01:16:07,529 --> 01:16:09,531 We'll be right back with that rescue tale 1090 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:13,068 of local councilman Kevin Landry and his two little girls.