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Make it quick, honey. We're closing.

2
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Well, this is unacceptable.

3
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Because I booked it yesterday.

4
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Yes, a one-hour sunset bliss massage
with Tanya.

5
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No, it has to be Tanya.

6
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I need to know that this bank is secure.

7
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Just trust me. I've upgraded dozens of banks.

8
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- it'll be fine.
- I don't need fine. I need guarantees.

9
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Gordon, you've got them.

10
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It's a security upgrade,
not the end of the world.

11
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I swear, Kaitlin, if he keeps me late again
and I miss Cougar Town,

12
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I am gonna burn this place to the ground.

13
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Oh, I hear you, hon. We've all got plans.

14
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Mr. Sullivan, it's always a pleasure to see you.

15
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Look, I scheduled
this massage a month ago.

16
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No, I need Tanya.
Her hands are like little jackhammers

17
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Well, who can I get?

18
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Jonathan? Well, does he have strong hands?

19
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Hello!

20
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Ooh! Come to mama.

21
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Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, oh.

22
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Son of a bitch.

23
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- How may I help you today, sir?
- Change for a hundred.

24
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Absolutely. How would you like it broken?

25
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Seven nickels, 31 quarters and 919 dimes.

26
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What?

27
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Oh, you're right, that's too many dimes.

28
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I'm gonna do 107 nickels,

29
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839 dimes, 29 quarters

30
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and seven half-dollar pieces, please.

31
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Is that Chile?

32
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Brazil.

33
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You know what? I'm never gonna use
the half-dollar pieces.

34
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Can I get 101 nickels,
157 quarters and 557 dimes, please?

35
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- Is this a joke?
- No. I just have this thing for coins.

36
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I like their weight, I like their size,
I like the way they jingle in my pocket.

37
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- That's kind of weird.
- What is?

38
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The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557.
They're all prime numbers.

39
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No one's ever noticed that before.

40
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I work with numbers all day.

41
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You do that in your head?

42
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Yes. Good trick at math parties.

43
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- I bet.
- What's your name?

44
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- Kaitlin.
- Kaitlin. I am Tripp.

45
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- It's very nice to meet you.
- Oh, hi, we don't actually, um,

46
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- shake hands with customers.
- Oh, right.

47
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Cell phone scramblers live.

48
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When are you getting married?

49
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How do you know I'm getting married?

50
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Oh, my wedding gifts.

51
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That's also quite a rock.
Are you marrying Jay-Z or somebody?

52
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My fiancé's well off, yes.

53
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Well off? They're getting married
in Brunei in two days.

54
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My husband won't even take me to the Sizzler.

55
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Oh, he's rich. But is he happy?

56
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We're extremely happy.
How kind of you to ask.

57
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Check Darrien.

58
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Check Weinstein.

59
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Check Gates.

60
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All right, we're live. Go weapons hot.

61
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Yeah.

62
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Breach the door. Go on, hit it with the clicker.

63
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Go, go, go!

64
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And one, two, three, four, five, six

65
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and one makes seven.

66
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Is there anything else I can do
for you today, sir?

67
00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,723
No, I'm good. Thank you.

68
00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,971
Thanks for choosing Credit International.
Have a great day.

69
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- You're beeping.
- What? Oh.

70
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,356
Yes, it reminds me to take my meds.

71
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- Pharmacy around here?
- Two blocks up.

72
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Very nice meeting you, Kaitlin.

73
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Nice to meet you, too, Tripp.
Good luck with your whole thing.

74
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- You're about to be robbed.
- Huh?

75
00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,258
What are you doing?

76
00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,224
This is a robbery!

77
00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,398
What the fuck do you think you're doing here?

78
00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,392
What's it look like, man?
We robbing the bank.

79
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,728
Yeah, ain't it sort of obvious
with the guns and everything?

80
00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,650
No. This is our job. Stand down.

81
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,816
I ain't see your name on the sign out there.

82
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,444
Unless your name is Credit.

83
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,450
And, you know, given all the weird names
parents give their kids these days...

84
00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,826
The alarm isn't working.

85
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No cell phone reception either.

86
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- What do we do?
- Proceed as planned.

87
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,505
Stop the security update.

88
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,010
If I don't let the system reboot,
the whole bank will lock down.

89
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,764
We know that. Just do it
or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.

90
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,352
Now hold on, son. There's no...

91
00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,431
- Do it!
- Okay.

92
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You have exactly three seconds
to stand down or you will be fired upon!

93
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Come on, dude, let's get out of here.
There's lots of other ATMs.

94
00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,076
- One...
- On two, start banging away.

95
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I heard that.

96
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Two,

97
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three.

98
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,991
It's now or never, bro!

99
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,104
- He's not gonna make it.
- Get down.

100
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- What do you push for the intercom?
- What?

101
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,859
Hello? Hello?

102
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,689
Hello? Look, I know you're in the middle
of a gunfight,

103
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,235
but a bystander's been hit.

104
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,860
I just wanna check to make sure he's okay.
Okay, I'm coming out.

105
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,702
Don't shoot!

106
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,455
Coming out! Don't shoot.

107
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,586
- I've got a clean shot.
- So does everyone. Just stand down.

108
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,454
Just wait. Okay?

109
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,509
- This ever happen to you before?
- Hell no.

110
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,381
He's dead.

111
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,930
Look, sometimes that happens
in these crossfire situations.

112
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,056
Don't make a big production out of it, okay?

113
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,517
You're here for the vault, right?

114
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,310
Who the fuck is this guy?

115
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,563
And you guys said something
about going after the ATMs?

116
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,726
Maybe.

117
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,484
So, then what's the problem?

118
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,571
Are you seriously suggesting
that we rob the same bank?

119
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,618
Yeah. Why not?

120
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,492
Just pretend it's two different banks.

121
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,829
This guy's nuts.

122
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,286
Don't even tell me
you're considering it.

123
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,287
Look, I rather not add any more murders
to my rap sheet.

124
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,582
For fuck's sake, one of them wore shorts
to a bank robbery. We gotta kill them.

125
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,336
I don't know.
What do you think, old man?

126
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,293
I'm with you, D. I've had my fill of killing.

127
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,467
Why the fuck are we even carrying guns?
Come on, I wanna shoot the motherfuckers!

128
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,306
The guns are for taking
hostages. That was always part of the plan.

129
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,347
Now we just have two more hostages.
Am I right, D?

130
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,768
So what's our plan?

131
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,980
If they wanna rob the bank together,
we rob the bank together.

132
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,475
If they wanna kill us, we kill them first.

133
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,817
Cool plan.

134
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,106
All right, listen up.

135
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,774
We're gonna take the vault.

136
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,440
You two idiots want the ATMs, that's fine.

137
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,113
Just stay the fuck out of our way.

138
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,653
You got it, big city. Rooty-tooty.

139
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,450
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

140
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,450
What now? What are we supposed to do?
What does he want?

141
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,000
You two, could you...

142
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,954
Does he want us to come over?

143
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,622
It's okay.

144
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,706
You, come here.

145
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,550
Watch him.

146
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,753
Give us a sec.

147
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,973
- You want to come?
- Fuck off.

148
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,218
Put the guns down. Put the guns down.

149
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,178
All right, come here.

150
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,936
Let's introduce ourselves.
There's no reason why we can't be friends.

151
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,819
I'm Peanut Butter. And this here's Jelly.

152
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,319
Those ain't our real names.

153
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:10,980
Jesus Christ.

154
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,317
We wanted something
that goes good together,

155
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,410
and Milk 'N Cookies was already taken.

156
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,820
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

157
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,166
I want all the hostages out here now!

158
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:38,721
All right, everybody.
Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things.

159
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,218
Anything with an on/off switch.

160
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,053
Yeah. And guns, obviously.

161
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,351
Thank you for being a terrible bank guard.

162
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,063
Hey, guys, I gotta get out of here.

163
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,690
Of course you gotta get out of here.
You're a fucking hostage.

164
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,316
Get in there!

165
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,945
Hey. Shut up and don't touch anything.

166
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,704
- Get away from the fucking door.
- Can I...

167
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,706
- Stay away from the door.
- All right!

168
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,050
Please don't kill me on the toilet.

169
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,974
Jesus Christ. It smells like
an arsehole factory in here.

170
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,770
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mate.

171
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,691
These guys are awesome.

172
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,068
Major league, baby.

173
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:52,708
Obviously on behalf of the bank,
I'm just terribly sorry.

174
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,587
Okay, let me just amend that.
We're terribly sorry.

175
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,098
- Rex, please.
- Hey, everybody, I'm Rex Newbauer.

176
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,433
I'm a loan officer. And we're in luck.

177
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,974
Certified post-robbery counselor.

178
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,939
I've counseled
over 75 bank-robbery survivors.

179
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,479
We're gonna make it here, gang.

180
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,946
Now, our primary objective
is to become a cohesive unit.

181
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,776
Sir, may I help you, please?

182
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,608
Our primary goal is to get out of here alive.

183
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,991
Okay, well as an expert
in standard bank robbery procedure...

184
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,988
There's nothing standard
about this bank robbery.

185
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,457
We have two heists going on
at the same time with a dead body,

186
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,167
which basically guarantees
that the bank robbers

187
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,494
are gonna come in here and kill us all.

188
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,920
- What?
- Don't tell me that, man.

189
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,539
That's some bullshit. I don't wanna die.

190
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,295
People, let's stay calm!

191
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,222
Okay. Now, this bank opens at 5:00 a.m.

192
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,524
By that time
my colleagues and I will be long gone.

193
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,314
You're all locked in here, okay?

194
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,194
So, even if you were to get out of this kitchen,

195
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,192
you can't get out of the bank.

196
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,190
So sit down and shut up.

197
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,913
What if one of us has a condition
that requires us to use the bathroom a lot?

198
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,162
Yes, there will be bathroom breaks.
You will not try to escape.

199
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,036
You will not try to contact
anyone outside of the bank.

200
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,586
You will not make noise.

201
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,341
Really, a watch alarm?
What are you, like, in the sixth grade?

202
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,045
It just goes off every hour.
It reminds me to take my meds,

203
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,347
which unfortunately I'm out of,

204
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,306
- unless anybody has any Depakene.
- I have Xanax.

205
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,009
I got Ativan and Prilosec.

206
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,598
- I've got a couple of Ritalin.
- I might have a few Prozac.

207
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,806
- I take Adderall and Nasonex.
- Are you kidding me?

208
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,064
Shut the fuck up! I just said no talking!

209
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,396
- What's going on?
- We got Oprah's Book Club in here.

210
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,738
Hey, you want me to fuck someone up?

211
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,027
No, we're good. Did you hit
the cameras, phones and computers?

212
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,696
Yeah. You sure you don't want me
to fuck someone up?

213
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,494
Yeah, I just said I didn't.
Go get the Scrambler.

214
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,742
All right.

215
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,541
Jesus Christ, that accent is ridiculous.

216
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,706
Before we get started,

217
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,004
let's check on the other guys.

218
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,881
I'm about to start on the torch
in a few minutes.

219
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,762
Make sure the time-lock rig is ready.

220
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,635
This Shit is SO dope.

221
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,895
What the fuck?

222
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,390
Hey, no problem, man.

223
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,314
We just come in to peep at your toys.
You is so pimp, man.

224
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,896
- Did you see my face?
- What? No.

225
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,273
Did you see my fucking face?

226
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,732
No, we ain't seen your face.

227
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,905
Hey, hey, admit it. Don't lie to me.

228
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,323
You saw my face, right?

229
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,203
I might've seen your face.

230
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,579
Oh, God damn it!

231
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,579
- Yeah, I seen it, too.
- A very attractive face.

232
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,370
Shut the fuck up! God damn it!

233
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,416
You know what?
You two motherfuckers are like children.

234
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,338
You know, you're worse than my kids.

235
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,886
You do not know what you're doing.

236
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,926
Have you ever even robbed a bank before?

237
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,515
- Like dozens.
- Yeah.

238
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,761
We just pulled this job with
the Callahan Brothers in Dubuque.

239
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,478
- Now that was...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

240
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,978
What the fuck are you doing, man?
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

241
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,059
Don't tell me about the other jobs you pulled.

242
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,190
Don't tell me about the people
you pulled them with.

243
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,491
Don't rob a motherfucking bank
without a motherfucking mask.

244
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,069
Come on, guys, that's like, uh, Criminal 101.

245
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,162
It's like your tattoos, for instance.

246
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,953
- Oh. You like them?
- Check this out.

247
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,749
You can try and bind me,
but it ain't gonna hold.

248
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,515
Oh, he didn't get it. Do it again.

249
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,645
No. No, no, no. Wow. No, believe me, I get it.

250
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,647
I think I need to speak slower to you two.

251
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,230
Generally, criminals try and minimize

252
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,486
their distinctive qualities.

253
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,618
So that they can't be identified afterwards.
Come on, guys, what the fuck?

254
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,796
You can try and bind me,
but it ain't gonna hold.

255
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,089
Get the fuck away from me. Both of you.
Get the fuck out of here.

256
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,587
Get the fuck out of here
before I put a bullet in both your asses.

257
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,013
We're going.

258
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,598
You stupid motherfuckers.

259
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,762
Now, I know some of you have
husbands and wives

260
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,392
that are gonna panic
when you don't come home tonight,

261
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,849
so we're gonna give you each one phone call.

262
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,442
You will tell your certain someone

263
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,860
that you're spending the night
at a friend's house,

264
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,568
and you will be convincing
or I will blow your genitals off.

265
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,235
Who wants to go first?

266
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,485
You? How about you? No?

267
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,028
Okay, you with the ugly tie.

268
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,378
Hello, darling?

269
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,389
Number two is toast. Three is up.

270
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,439
We're 49 minutes behind schedule. Four-nine.

271
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,727
Copy that

272
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,693
Mother-roo.

273
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,450
All right, now you know
how I usually get the blue stuff, right?

274
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,744
But this, this was on sale.

275
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,989
I love how thrifty you are.

276
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,075
Maybe we ought to read the directions
just to be sure.

277
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,755
What is that, Korean?

278
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,299
No, actually, now that's Chinese, see,

279
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,628
'cause Chinese is a pictogram alphabet.

280
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:33,632
Is it? Well, explosives is explosives.

281
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,389
I, um, am not gonna come

282
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,476
to the airport tonight. I am really sorry.

283
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,441
My mother is sick and I'm gonna stay
with her, and maybe we can go tomorrow.

284
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,025
And I love you. Goodbye.

285
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,150
- I don't have anybody to call.
- Nobody? That's really sad.

286
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,906
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.

287
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,117
This is the most pathetic group
of hostages I've ever seen.

288
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,287
- All right, sit down and shut up.
- Sit down and shut up.

289
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,960
- I just said that.
- I was just reinforcing your message.

290
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,968
Well, as I predicted,

291
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,758
they didn't kill us.

292
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,465
- Tripp? Is it Tripp?
- Mmm-hmm.

293
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,846
Would you like to apologise
for scaring us all half to death?

294
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,973
Why didn't they kill us?

295
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,479
Why do they have to kill us?

296
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,683
They're gonna go down for murder already.
Why not kill all the witnesses?

297
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,312
It's the same charge.
Frankly, that's what I would do.

298
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,527
Well, maybe each gang thinks
that the other one did it

299
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,146
and so they don't have to kill us.

300
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,776
He was deliberately shot.

301
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,612
Until we figure out who he is
and why he killed Jack Hayes,

302
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,113
we're all totally fucked.

303
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,324
- How do you know his name?
- Driver's license.

304
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,122
You stole a dead man's wallet?

305
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,003
Mmm-hmm.

306
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,597
We're in. Gates, you're up.

307
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,856
Jesus Christ.

308
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,189
Remember when you just needed a gun
and a brown paper bag?

309
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,903
Tell me about it.

310
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,361
Do you see a clue?

311
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,413
No. I still don't know
what he does for a living.

312
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,325
There's no business card.
His credit cards and...

313
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,998
That's it, look.

314
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,547
Visa, Citibank,
but no Credit International card.

315
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,706
- So?
- So,

316
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,542
why was Jack Hayes in this bank
if he had no business here?

317
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,423
Maybe he was opening up a new account.

318
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,544
Damn it.

319
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,386
Let's see. Gordon and the
computer guy were over by the mainframe.

320
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,641
Madge was at her station counting money.

321
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,058
The creepy security guard
was standing by the door,

322
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,556
checking out the Swiss Miss,

323
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,645
who was sitting at the loan officer’s desk.

324
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,276
Kaitlin was at her station.

325
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,900
And Jack Hayes was...

326
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,610
No. Jack Hayes wasn't opening up
a new account.

327
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
He was loitering
at the cheque-writing counter.

328
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,654
If he was opening up a new account,

329
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,455
he would've gone straight
to one of the bank officers.

330
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,040
Then what was he doing here?

331
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,077
I have no idea.

332
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,505
Hey.

333
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,563
You are totally breathing on me.

334
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,909
What are you doing?

335
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,199
Hello, Tripp.

336
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,826
- What are you doing?
- I'm looking for a way out.

337
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,790
Did you not hear the part
where they said they would kill us?

338
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,288
How come you haven't had your ring fitted?

339
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,036
- Excuse me?
- How long you been engaged?

340
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,163
Most women would know the answer
right away.

341
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,338
Why are you marrying Max?

342
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,506
You don't even know him.

343
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,341
I know that he's rich.
I know that he can't match

344
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,960
your hunger for adventure
or your sense of humour

345
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,052
and doesn't understand you sexually.

346
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,474
- She told me Max irons his jeans.
- Madge!

347
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,388
She's worked here two months already
and I've never met him.

348
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,639
- You know what? Enough.
- You know what?

349
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,137
There are four photos
taped to your teller station.

350
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,560
Three are of Brazil. You like adventure.
But Max is not in any of them.

351
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,017
He went with a banana hammock, okay,
and got a bad sunburn.

352
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,192
He stayed in that day.

353
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,562
Fourth one is of you and Max
in front of his mansion.

354
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,898
You look tiny compared to the house,
which tells me you like the house

355
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,028
more than the man putting you in it.

356
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,493
- You know what? Who are you?
- The most interesting thing about you

357
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,912
is that you still work here,
even though you don't need the money.

358
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,489
You're an independent woman. I like that.

359
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,037
- Damn straight, I am.
- I'm sorry. When I'm off my meds,

360
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,538
- I'm not that good with...
- People?

361
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,081
Especially ones I want to sleep with.

362
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,253
And I say things like that.

363
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,964
Oh, God.

364
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,187
Hey. Hey, asshole!

365
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,731
Stop it! Stop it!

366
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,855
- You're gonna get us all killed!
- Would you let go?

367
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,561
- Stop it!
- Rex, let go of my legs!

368
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,312
- Rex, let him go.
- He's gonna get us all killed!

369
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,614
- God.
- Just be quiet up there, son.

370
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,781
All right.

371
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,621
Hey!

372
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,533
They call me Mr. Clean.

373
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,043
So where you from?

374
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,664
- No English.
- Yeah?

375
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:22,428
I've never been to No English.
I hear it's right next to No Problem.

376
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,178
There's a draught.

377
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,438
I'm good.

378
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,071
Make it rain, baby.

379
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:48,405
Rooty-tooty.

380
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,386
Mother-roo.

381
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,820
Oh, fucking bollocks!

382
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,110
- We have got to kill them now, all right?
- Just relax.

383
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,983
Does the computer still work?

384
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,614
Yeah, it still works.

385
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,953
All right, now how much time
has that set us back?

386
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,828
About an hour or so. I say we forget the vault.

387
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,455
Let's just kill those muppets
and do the ATMs.

388
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,454
- That's blue collar.
- That's blue collar, dude.

389
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,173
Fine, all right, but we still
gotta kill them, all right,

390
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,291
because they're slowing us down.

391
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,965
Put a bullet in their fucking brain. Please.

392
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,888
Did we blow the ATM?

393
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,979
Jesus! Good to see your ugly face!

394
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:04,355
Dude, you just ate three bricks
of plastic explosives.

395
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,323
But did we blow the ATM?

396
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,192
Let me look.

397
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,621
Uh...

398
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,161
You want the good news or the bad news?

399
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,336
Good news.

400
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,003
The good news is we blew the door off.

401
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,677
The bad news is, these ATMs got

402
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,088
two doors.

403
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,846
On your fucking Knees! Go, go, go!

404
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,103
Hey, I ain't even pulled the trigger, man.
The thing just went off.

405
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,351
Hey, I don't care. Now on your fucking knees!

406
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,933
Okay, um...

407
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,647
- Face front?
- Face front!

408
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,904
- Put your hands behind your head.
- Hands on your fucking heads.

409
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,107
They're about to die, dude.
They probably don't need the echo.

410
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,109
You got any ideas, bro?

411
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,367
- See you on the other side, dog.
- That's it?

412
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,873
You're supposed to go
for the brainstem, right?

413
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,913
It's like less diffraction or something?

414
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,544
- Hey, dude?
- Yeah?

415
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,212
Been cool.

416
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,425
Yeah, totally cool.
Wouldn't have done it with nobody else.

417
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,211
Look, maybe this isn't our strongest play,
practically speaking.

418
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,217
Fuck, Weinstein, you said we could kill them.

419
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,886
Now just show me the spot.

420
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,972
Look, next time you guys are
gonna blow something up, you let us know.

421
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,395
Hey, you got it, bro.

422
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:22,104
And I just wanna thank you both
personally for not killing us.

423
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,318
Hang on. We're not doing them now?

424
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,487
You old fucks have completely
lost your heads!

425
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,239
What the fuck are you people
doing out of the kitchen?

426
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,867
Yeah, and they can fucking ID us now, man.
We have to kill them all.

427
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:42,078
You missed, be-atch!

428
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,796
No, he got you, bro.

429
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,790
What? I can't hear you, boy!

430
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,463
- Your ear!
- My what?

431
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,670
- Other ear.
- That's the one.

432
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,133
What?

433
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:58,260
Get ready to die, jism sucker.

434
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,137
All right, go ahead, shoot him.
Go ahead, do it.

435
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,437
- I will!
- Do it.

436
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,601
Then I'll shoot you and this retarded
cycle of violence can continue forever.

437
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,104
Go on, schmuck, do it.

438
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,273
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Are you trying to get me shot?

439
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,823
No, no, Peanut Butter, don't shoot him.

440
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,117
We're better than that, man.

441
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,704
Okay. Just gonna do a crawdaddy here
and back off.

442
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,956
Just backing on out.

443
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,509
Gates, move the hostages into
that office up there.

444
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,468
Just do it.

445
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,187
You okay, sweet cookie?

446
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,640
My sweet butter cookie?

447
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,993
Jeez!

448
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,198
You killed Jack Hayes?

449
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,251
Why in the fuck is there
a hostage talking to me?

450
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,169
Somebody murdered him,
and they're gonna kill again soon.

451
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,543
Look, you're talking about the guy
in the windbreaker, it wasn't me.

452
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,670
I didn't have an angle on him.
How the fuck did you get out here?

453
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,509
- Who had the angle?
- Get the fuck out of here.

454
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,424
What are you doing here?

455
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,380
- Can you watch the hostages, please?
- Let's go!

456
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,137
All right! Just calm down.
You're really high-strung.

457
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,226
What you need is a sedative.

458
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,347
What is wrong with you? I have a gun
trained on the back of your head.

459
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,347
Yes.

460
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,938
What were you guys talking about in there?

461
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,271
He wanted to know if I thought
you killed the guy in the windbreaker jacket.

462
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,571
- Really?
- Yes.

463
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,616
- Did you?
- No.

464
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:37,944
- We're pros.
- Right.

465
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:41,246
If one of our guys killed that guy,
you hostages would all be as dead as him.

466
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:43,081
Right. He was also trying to figure out

467
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,747
why exactly two bank robberies
went down at the same time.

468
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,123
- What, are you joking?
- No.

469
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,082
At 7:00 p.m. the computer guy rebooted
the entire security system to new protocols.

470
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,924
- Right.
- The entire security system

471
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,297
was down for two minutes.

472
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,754
I'm shocked there wasn't
a dozen bank robbers in here tonight.

473
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,260
- Darrien should know that.
- Uh-huh.

474
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,849
He does know that, doesn't he?

475
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,560
And you're just trying to get
information out of me.

476
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,636
Yeah.

477
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,513
So did you kill Jack Hayes?

478
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,562
You know, in all my years of taking hostages,

479
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,481
you are by far the most annoying.

480
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,696
Right. Okay. I'm sorry.

481
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,402
Get in there, Rain Man.

482
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,373
Hey, computer guy.

483
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,119
How come you only pressed 10 buttons
when you called your wife before?

484
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,293
What are you talking about?

485
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,959
When everyone else used the phone
they pressed 10 buttons

486
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,582
and then they pressed Send. So that's
11 buttons. But you only pressed 10.

487
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,084
I count everything, okay?

488
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,505
So how come you pretended to call your wife?

489
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,966
Because you sold the information
when the alarms would be down

490
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,514
to one of the criminals,
and then you got greedy

491
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,342
and you sold it again.
Double the cash, double the robbery.

492
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,642
That's why you didn't call your wife.

493
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,811
- Mitchell?
- Want that I should rough him up?

494
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,935
Yeah, it might be good practice
for when the cops show up.

495
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,104
Can we waterboard him?
I saw how to do it on the Discovery Channel.

496
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,857
I just need a mop and some tweezers.

497
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,937
No, no, no, hey, hey, hold it.

498
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,907
I did. I sold the downtime information.

499
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,652
- What?
- But I swear to God, I only did it once.

500
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,779
Okay? And I don't even know who to.

501
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,161
Yeah, I faxed the information.
They paid me in cash.

502
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,454
You've gotta believe me.

503
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,251
Why should we trust you?

504
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:11,962
No reason.

505
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,963
But I swear to God,
I never meant anybody to get hurt.

506
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,007
And I didn't kill Jack Hayes.

507
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,129
Nobody said you did.

508
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,021
Oh, Jesus Christ, we should be in by now.

509
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,519
Listen, old man, if you wanna
get out your stethoscope and bobby pins

510
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,976
and break into this vault 1970s style,
by all means, have at it.

511
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,273
Otherwise, shut your fucking face, all right?

512
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,735
Jesus fucking Christ.

513
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,278
Come on, baby.

514
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,532
Yes! I'm a fucking genius.

515
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,989
- Oh, good job, my man.
- The dog's fucking bollocks!

516
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,743
Wait, pan left. Pan left.

517
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,875
That's not right.

518
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:59,005
The vault specs said that the clutch
was 5 centimeters. That's way thicker. Shit!

519
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,553
What? How long is it gonna
take to burn through that?

520
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,722
I don't know. An hour or two?

521
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,715
- I mean, do all your jobs run this bad?
- Shit.

522
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,515
I mean, do I have to worry
if there's enough petrol in the getaway van?

523
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,766
Look at me, fucko. We're past the time lock.

524
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,938
We don't need you any more.

525
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,107
Are you threatening me, you bald little Jew?

526
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,903
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Relax!
- Bald little Jews have done more for mankind

527
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,896
than any other kind of person, ever!

528
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,113
So go fuck yourself!

529
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,941
Hey, go check on Peanut Butter and Jelly.

530
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,447
Make sure they're not doing
anything retarded. Go!

531
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,245
- Just go.
- Shit.

532
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,115
Relax.

533
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,914
It never ends. Three thousand years
we've been taking this shit.

534
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,460
Yeah, I know, man, I know.

535
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:43,220
I mean, it's not like I'm an accountant
or a comedy writer or something really Jewy.

536
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,384
I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christ's sake.

537
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,765
You know how many Jewish bank robbers
there are?

538
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,059
- Not many.
- Not very many!

539
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,725
And even in this work environment,
all they see is bagels

540
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,898
and shmear and Goldman Sachs.

541
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,726
Look, we're gonna burn through the clutch,
all right.

542
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,231
It's just gonna take a little bit more time.

543
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,946
I don't know, D.

544
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,234
We always said that we would bail on any job
if the intel sucked.

545
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,993
Already the vault specs are shit.

546
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,240
We're behind schedule.

547
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,785
Our number-three guy Lancelot
is a fucking psycho.

548
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,453
We got two hillbillies in the lobby

549
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,451
playing with weapons-grade
plastic explosives.

550
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,411
Our faces are in the open.

551
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:19,081
Ten years ago, we would've bailed.

552
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,423
You know I'm right.

553
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,463
Ten years ago we weren't in a recession.

554
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,010
Fucking bubble!

555
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,259
Look, look, listen to me.
I'm about to be 40 in a couple of years.

556
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,677
That's like 80 in criminal years.

557
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,475
Shit, I should be out of the game by now.

558
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,886
But fuck, man,
I need the money more than ever.

559
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,480
You know, I just got my little girl
some fucking braces?

560
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,815
- Yeah?
- Yeah, the Invisalign.

561
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,854
- No.
- Yeah, not that cheap ceramic shit, either.

562
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,106
- Nine grand a pop.
- Fuck!

563
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,478
Yeah, tell me about it.

564
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,480
And they call us criminals.
We should've been dentists.

565
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,607
- We should've been dentists!
- You're absolutely right.

566
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,785
Except, well, technically we'd be
orthodontists. But fuck that. Listen.

567
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,280
Go and take the hostages
on a bathroom break, all right?

568
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,328
I'll start on the clutch.

569
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,121
Look, man, we'll get through this.

570
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,128
All right? We always do.

571
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,464
All right?

572
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:09,473
Okay, so, we're gonna slide this C-4
into that door crack there

573
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,216
and punch the door out.

574
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,927
- Like opening a beer can.
- Yeah. Yeah.

575
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,398
Oh, you fucking mugs are
the worst bank robbers I've ever seen.

576
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,645
- Do you know that?
- Yeah?

577
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:23,695
You Know, you just blew my ear off
like 15 minutes ago, so you'll pardon me

578
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,406
if I just let your little comments
go in one ear and out the other.

579
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,824
What?

580
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,039
You only got one ear, bro.

581
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,542
Hey, it's an expression, dude.

582
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,494
I can't believe you're siding with him.

583
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,046
Listen, we cannot let them divide us, man.

584
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,335
You know they just trying to
lower our ranking.

585
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,638
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

586
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,215
You muppets are ranked?

587
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,720
You bet your sweet ass.

588
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,640
Yes, sir, we are. Higher than you, probably.

589
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,350
Oh, yeah? Do you wanna bet?

590
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,015
- Bring it on.
- Yeah?

591
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,145
Let's go.

592
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,185
Let's see where we're at.

593
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,438
I did not know they posted the rankings
on the Internets here.

594
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,694
Hey, Jelly, you remember that one website?

595
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,863
Yes. We got cyber-whipped.

596
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:14,530
- You ever been cyber-whipped?
- No, I have never been cyber-whipped.

597
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:17,540
We got mixed feelings
about the whole experience,

598
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,125
but in a humdrum life,

599
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,086
you gotta take your fantasies
where you can find them, you know?

600
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,381
- See any clues?
- No, I need to get closer.

601
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,128
How are you gonna do that?

602
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,550
I'm working on it.

603
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,219
You doing okay?

604
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,894
Yeah. I'm good. Fine. I'm good.

605
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,305
What are you, like ADD or something?

606
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,435
No.

607
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,442
You don't have to be defensive, Tripp.
We've all got our own stuff.

608
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,565
I'm not squirreling away Xanax for nothing.

609
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:47,983
Why are you taking Xanax?

610
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,782
Uh, I don't know. Pre-wedding jitters, I guess.

611
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,484
That's because you know
Max is not right for you.

612
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,653
Oh, yes, right, of course.

613
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,909
That must be it. What do you take?

614
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,247
What don't I take?

615
00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,665
Street or prescript?

616
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,290
Oh, prescription.
Never trust anything from the street.

617
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,589
What do you take it for?

618
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,919
All right, you don't have to tell me.

619
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,471
Shuts off the TVs.

620
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,967
Hmm. Interesting. Care to elaborate?

621
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,976
How do I explain this?

622
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,351
I've seen hundreds of doctors
and they've given me hundreds of diagnoses.

623
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,353
Without my meds, it's like...

624
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,775
It's like

625
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,363
I'm in front of a lot of TVs,

626
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,860
they're all on different channels.

627
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,784
A normal person can focus on one.

628
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,904
I have to take in all of them at the same time.

629
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,700
Can you turn them off?

630
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:43,160
No. I wish I could, believe me.
I've tried everything.

631
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,624
Channel surf?

632
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,924
No.

633
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,593
- Drag.
- Yes.

634
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,923
Well, you know what they say.
Normal's just a cycle on the washing machine.

635
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,890
To the crazy person, the normal are insane.

636
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,735
Right, this is the FBI's Most Wanted
for banks.

637
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:11,984
Number one, Vicellous Drum.
Man, he's overrated.

638
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:15,533
I don't know, bro. Perfect getaway record.

639
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,203
Highest take-per-heist ratio.

640
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:22,324
And his jobs is planned to a T.
Run like fat people to the buffet.

641
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,164
Yeah, I know, but I mean,
look at that Baltimore job.

642
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,663
Twenty kills?
That seems, you know, excessive.

643
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,841
- Walked away with eight figures.
- Yeah, whatever. All right.

644
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,793
And number two is Mick Nylon and his crew.

645
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,430
And number three is Alexis Black
and she's pretty good for a girl.

646
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,758
And there's Darrien and Weinstein
at number 12.

647
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,344
Now, they've been at it for over 15 years,

648
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,391
so they have a lot more credits than me.

649
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,099
- And there's me, 68...
- Sixty-eight.

650
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,858
...in banks, but I'm 4 in cyber-grift.

651
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:54,606
Hey! Good for you, there.

652
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:58,034
Hey, you know what? Now I can go around
and I can say I got my ear shot off

653
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,488
by the fourth-best cyber-grifter in the country.

654
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,241
- Yeah, you could say that.
- Hey, you wanna shoot my pinkie off?

655
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,706
Did you just punch me in the arm?

656
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,083
Did he just punch me in the arm?

657
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,376
Okay, now, where are we ranked?

658
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,090
- Come on.
- All right.

659
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:18,422
We're number 674?

660
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:23,136
Well, they probably ain't took into account
that international job we just pulled.

661
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,555
- We hit a Jiffy Lube in Winnipeg.
- No, it's here.

662
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:30,438
You got picked up in Saginaw
after your car broke down.

663
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,227
Right. The engine gummed up.

664
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:35,071
What, your engine gummed up
after robbing a fucking Jiffy Lube store?

665
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,944
You know, it's not that ironic to us.

666
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,080
Oh, God. I broke the chain, man.

667
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,584
They're gonna fucking kill me.
Jesus God in heaven!

668
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,837
Relax. You can always turn
state's evidence and go to jail.

669
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,089
What? Is that supposed to
make me feel better?

670
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,586
Ah, the joint ain't so bad.

671
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,714
Really, it's not as gay as everyone thinks.

672
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,180
Well, for you it might be.
You're pretty rapeable.

673
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,600
Come on, man! Gross!
Hey, a little help in here!

674
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,436
They figure out you're the snitch, Mitch?

675
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:20,362
Let's go. Let's go. Move.

676
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,573
- Come on.
- Okay.

677
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,159
Go. Get out of here.

678
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,621
Gates, will you cover the bathroom break?

679
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,331
I gotta get this guy some Pepto.

680
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,418
Oh, sorry, guys. I shall see you later.

681
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:04,194
Set 'em up to knock 'em down.

682
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,164
Okay.

683
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,246
Yeah.

684
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:18,257
Well, guess you did blow the last one.

685
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:22,679
Well, now, you also took one for the team
with your ear and all, so...

686
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,715
I got an idea.

687
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,892
Hey, Bono!

688
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,938
What say we borrow one of the hostages?

689
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,807
They is half ours, ain't they?

690
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,898
You wanna pick teams or something? Eh?

691
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:42,115
- The hottie.
- Mother-roo.

692
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,201
Okay, we'll take the sort of quasi-hottie.

693
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,028
Oh, I think you're a full-on hottie.

694
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,826
All right, I'll take, uh...

695
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,535
Oh, fuck it, cue ball and creepy mustache
with me.

696
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:57,167
Black chick, freak show
and closet homosexual with them.

697
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,542
- What?
- I need to go to the lavatory.

698
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,628
Didn't you just piss? What, you gotta re-piss?

699
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,713
What, is there something wrong
with your willy?

700
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,051
No, I just... I need... I have e bit of e condition.

701
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,851
All right, fuck it, go on.

702
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,273
Okay,
now for the sake of team spirit,

703
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,988
- we gonna be called the Badgers.
- Mystic Lightning!

704
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,612
What? No, not Mystic Lightning.
I hate that name.

705
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,325
Oh, so, what, badgers are cool?

706
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,996
Badgers are tunnel-dwelling rodents
who live on garbage and poop, dude.

707
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,914
They are not inspirational animals.

708
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,080
Bro, you got to choose
Peanut Butter and Jelly. I get this one.

709
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,086
Fine.

710
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:40,548
Okay, so, for our first activity,

711
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,544
we need one very special badger,

712
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,920
preferably who can read Chinese,

713
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,804
to detonate some totally not dangerous
explosives for us.

714
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:53,095
Dude, if you ask like that,
no one is gonna volunteer.

715
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:54,478
- I'll do it.
- What?

716
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,101
I need to see Jack Hayes.

717
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,978
- See?
- All right.

718
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,272
The man is dead.
There's nothing you can do for him.

719
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,986
- Oh, my God, you like me.
- I do not like you.

720
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,605
- This is really unexpected.
- Oh, my God, I don't like you.

721
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,486
I really didn't think I had a shot.

722
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,199
How is Max gonna react to this?

723
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,745
You know what? Fuck off. Go get maimed.
See if I care. Go on, beat it.

724
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,580
- I'm not gay.
- This is not the time.

725
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,265
Okay, now here's what's supposed to happen.

726
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,727
You jam the igniter into the C-4,

727
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,772
you stroll casually to a safe location,

728
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,436
and I press the detonator.

729
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,897
Here's what's actually gonna happen.

730
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:45,280
Igniter into C-4, huge explosion,

731
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,823
and you get launched across the bank

732
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,654
and we find you in a pile of rubble. Okay?

733
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,163
Good luck.

734
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,003
Okay, bro, good to go!

735
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,427
- He is not the smartest badger.
- No.

736
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,120
Huh.

737
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,794
Mother-roo.

738
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,894
Son of a bitch!

739
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,565
New rule! From here on out,
we only rob human beings.

740
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,600
This is fucking ridiculous.

741
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:21,542
Locked! Of course they're fucking locked.
Of course.

742
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:25,080
Why does this bank hate us?

743
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,675
Oh, I found some nickels.

744
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:34,214
Fucking nickels.
Stupidest goddamn coin on the planet.

745
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,639
Hey, Jelly.

746
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:39,515
Things is looking up.
I just found us a bunch of nickels.

747
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,603
They shot him from there.

748
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:43,973
Went through him this way...

749
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,184
Drop the gun, bro.

750
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,188
You heard the man. Drop it.

751
00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,945
Put the gun down! Put it down!

752
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,444
Put the fucking gun down, dude.

753
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,824
Yo! Earth to dude!

754
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,614
- Drop the fucking gun!
- Drop the fucking gun!

755
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,244
Put the fucking gun down!

756
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:04,661
- Drop the gun!
- Drop the gun, dude!

757
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,707
What the fuck are you waiting on?

758
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,165
Put the gun down!

759
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:10,791
Guys, what's up?

760
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,170
Drop the gun.

761
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,471
This? I found it on him.

762
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:21,854
I ain't interested in the fucking provenance
of the gun. Just put her on the ground.

763
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,314
You gotta be kidding me.

764
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:33,323
Dude, I know that we're sort of
the junior varsity team around here,

765
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:36,534
but we'd appreciate it
if you'd surrender your weapon to us

766
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,953
when we're holding you at gunpoint.

767
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,327
This fucking thing is FBI issue.

768
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,830
FBI? That's interesting.

769
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,714
Wait a minute.
An FBI agent tried to rob this bank too?

770
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,210
Or he was here investigating somebody.

771
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,678
We have at least five wanted criminals
in this bank. Right?

772
00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,969
What the fuck is going on here?

773
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,217
- Bingo.
- You got it?

774
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,181
Nope.

775
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,563
I found that missing piece to your ear.

776
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,687
Now, if you gotta faint, I got ya.

777
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:11,687
Okay. Peanut Butter and Jelly came
through the front door there.

778
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,271
Darrien and Gates came down the stairs there.

779
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:15,573
Bullets flew north-south.
The blood splattered east-west.

780
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,197
If he got caught in the Crossfire,
it'd be north-south.

781
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,028
Darrien and Gates were on the wrong axis.

782
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,741
So were Peanut Butter and Jelly.

783
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,749
The FBI guy, Jack Hayes, was dead center.

784
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,167
With him in that position,
only two guys could've shot him.

785
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,875
Mitchell the computer guy.
But he wasn't armed.

786
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,929
So if you eliminate that option,
there's only one other possibility.

787
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,382
The murderer must be

788
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,303
Weinstein.

789
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:56,397
- Weinstein?
- Yeah.

790
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,073
- You absolutely sure?
- Absolutely.

791
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,573
Weinstein, what's your 20? Oh, shit.

792
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,753
Oh, Shit.

793
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,760
Shit, they shot each other.

794
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,175
No, no.

795
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:23,425
There's no fucking way that this asshole
was able to draw faster than Weinstein.

796
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,260
No way. And where the fuck could
he get a gun and a silencer?

797
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,058
What do you make of this, here, spaceman?

798
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:32,017
I reckon that Weinstein's pissed because the
computer guy invited two parties to the heist,

799
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,319
and the computer guy, he's mad
because Weinstein killed the FBI guy.

800
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,022
And they both confront each other,
both draw, both die.

801
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,487
Why would Weinstein confront him now?

802
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,484
Surprise the bastard.

803
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,195
And why would Weinstein kill an FBI agent
in the middle of a bank heist?

804
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,450
To surprise the bastard.

805
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,995
Weinstein had the computer guy at gunpoint
when he came into the kitchen,

806
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:49,663
but the computer guy got two shots into him.

807
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,537
Well, maybe someone surprised
somebody else in some other manner.

808
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,964
What if it wasn't a confrontational moment?
What if they were allies?

809
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,040
Hey.

810
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,794
You better watch your fucking mouth
when you talk about my friend.

811
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:02,004
He would never turn on me, ever.

812
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,724
We've been working together
for 15 years now.

813
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,976
And that means something
in this fucking business.

814
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,638
Besides, the only people that had access
to the kitchen were, uh,

815
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,015
only Peanut Butter, Jelly and...

816
00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:16,565
- And you, Gates...
- Oh.

817
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,271
...had access to the kitchen.

818
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,114
And the hostages upstairs in the ceiling.

819
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,989
Wait a minute. The hostages are crawling
around in the fucking ceiling now.

820
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,529
You see that? This is it. This job is over.

821
00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:29,832
No, no, wait, wait. You, wait here!
Darrien. Darrien, mate, listen.

822
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,700
Listen to me, all right?

823
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:49,768
That's kind of weird.

824
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:55,391
Hmm.

825
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:03,150
Well, PB, what are we gonna do now?

826
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,867
I got nothing, bro.

827
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:10,373
Except I'm gonna get this piece of ear
into the freezer up there.

828
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:16,705
Buddy, I swear, if you was a woman,
I'd marry you.

829
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,291
Well, I ain't.

830
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,145
Whoa, bro. You coming downstairs with me.

831
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,066
Where's the clicker?
We need it to get out of here.

832
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:40,478
So there are a couple more dead bodies.
That means we change the plan, all right?

833
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,279
It doesn’t mean we call off the job.

834
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,820
The plan? You know what they say
about plans, don't ya?

835
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:45,991
No, what do they say?

836
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:49,445
They say if you wanna make God laugh,
tell him all about your fucking plans.

837
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:50,617
And believe me,

838
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,537
that motherfuckers up there
laughing his ass off at us right now,

839
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:56,494
because ever since we entered
this miserable fucking bank,

840
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,122
nothing has gone according
to the goddamn plan!

841
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,585
Now where's the goddamn clicker?

842
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,753
Weinstein had it, all right?

843
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,459
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
But where did he put it?

844
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,135
I don't know where he put it.
All right, listen, Darrien.

845
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,805
Just listen to me, all right? Just calm down
and listen to me, all right?

846
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,673
We should've gotten out of here
a long fucking time ago.

847
00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,475
- No, no, listen, mate.
- it's over.

848
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:12,972
We need that to bust the clutch, yeah?

849
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,595
Yeah, well, I need it to cut my way out.

850
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,477
Don't fuck me over here, right, 'cause
I wanna stay here and do this bank.

851
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,941
The bank job is a bust!

852
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,643
It's not a fucking bust. Listen to me, all right.

853
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,730
Me and you sitting on a desert island
somewhere, "sucky-sucky, 5 dollar,"

854
00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:25,189
lots of birds, all that sort of shit.

855
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,195
Think about it.
It's a good fucking option for you, mate.

856
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,275
I'm getting the fuck out of here.

857
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,157
Oh, look, Darrien, come on, mate.
You blow the fuck...

858
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,113
Darrien! Come on, man.

859
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,616
The bolts are retracted. It's just a motor left.

860
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,997
- This will drastically...
- Get the fuck off me!

861
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,211
Look this will drastically
affect your rankings, mate.

862
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,004
That's all I'm fucking saying, all right.

863
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,633
And I thought you people had balls!

864
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:46,836
You're a fucking disgrace
to black criminals everywhere!

865
00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:50,005
Fuck you.

866
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,641
Shit! Fucking shit!

867
00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:09,779
I know tonight's been
a complete and utter fuck-up.

868
00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:11,990
But not any more! No, no.

869
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:16,165
Now there is only one robbery team,
the three of us.

870
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,492
Hey, can we be Mystic Lightning?

871
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,704
No, you can't be fucking Mystic Lightning,
you muppet.

872
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,550
No more bathroom breaks.
No more perks, no more cushy treatment.

873
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,549
This shit just got really fucking real!

874
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:36,766
And because there is now only one army,
there is now only one general.

875
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,606
Me, all right? I'm the fucking general.

876
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,064
I'm in complete control.

877
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,903
Nothing happens here without me saying so,
all right?

878
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:57,706
Oh, fucking come on.

879
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,369
Honestly, I don't know why I fucking bother.

880
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,507
Now go on, take the hostages
up the office. Go on.

881
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,046
Go on.

882
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,382
All right, everybody, you heard the man.

883
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:18,602
Come on, come on, get moving.
Everybody up the stairs. Let's go, let's go.

884
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,017
Did you rig his blowtorch?

885
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,934
No, I fucking didn't. And I suppose
you wankers didn't either, right?

886
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:25,934
Nope.

887
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:32,491
So what's next? Do we start with the vault
or do we kill all the hostages?

888
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,404
Oh, uh, definitely the vault.

889
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,366
We find that having hostages around
can be real handy.

890
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:44,332
You can use them as human shields,
or they can fetch stuff for you, like

891
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:47,540
- bags of money or snacks.
- Fine.

892
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,210
All right, we start with the vault
on one condition.

893
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,345
When the time comes to do 'em,
I get to do 'em all.

894
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,139
Yeah?

895
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:03,806
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
We ain't really into mass murder.

896
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,233
But if that's part of your MO.,

897
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,189
that's totally cool with us.

898
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:10,354
All right, let's do it.

899
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,317
Yeah? Come on, let's get to work.

900
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,417
You okay?

901
00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:27,997
Oh, I'm great. This is so much better
than flying first class,

902
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,873
drinking champagne, going to my wedding.

903
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,631
If you could walk out of the bank
with the money, would you still need Max?

904
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:36,180
Oh, God. Seriously, Tripp,
you have got to let this go.

905
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:37,973
I can't let anything go. I'm obsessive.

906
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,059
If you had the money,
would you still need Max?

907
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,136
Yes, I would.

908
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,187
- What, to open the door for you?
- Sure.

909
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,227
- To cuddle you at night?
- I'm not so big on cuddling.

910
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,558
Take you to Mom and Dad for the weekend?

911
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,985
- My mom happens to love him.
- You know what the problem is?

912
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,730
Everybody says money can't buy happiness,
but nobody actually believes it.

913
00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:55,324
Tripp, your persistence is touching.
It really is.

914
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,652
But at 5:00 a.m. I walk out of here
and go back to Max.

915
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,320
So you're saying I have until 5:00 a.m.

916
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,247
No! That is not what I'm saying.

917
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:06,998
Now, since the torch is blown,

918
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:10,460
we'll use a controlled blast
with your C-4 on the clutch there.

919
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,758
Oh, we all about the controlled blast.

920
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,586
Yeah, that'd be a nice change of pace.

921
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,968
And I just want you lads to know that
I'm not just using you for your explosives.

922
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,557
Oh, we ain't thought that.

923
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,725
Just go and check on that now.

924
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,275
- Ro-sham-bo?
- Okay.

925
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,401
But no pee, no sneak attacks,
no dynamite, no Apache helicopters,

926
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,703
- and no nuclear weapons.
- Just go and check on them, all right?

927
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,577
And kill whoever's up there.

928
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:52,214
Dang! He always throws scissors.

929
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,709
Why do I go with paper? Why, Jelly?

930
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,797
Why do you always go with paper? You know
he's going with scissors. Go with rock.

931
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,100
Yo.

932
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:11,980
Hello.

933
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,529
Anybody in here?

934
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,736
Hmm?

935
00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:31,628
Hey, man.

936
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,123
I know you're in here.

937
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,125
I don't wanna shoot you, Tripp. Okay?

938
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,626
I just...

939
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,840
I just wanna rob banks.

940
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,352
And I don't know what's happening any more.

941
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,270
With the heist?

942
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,271
Yeah with the... With the heist.
With everything.

943
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,149
I should be the happiest guy in the world
right now.

944
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,148
I got a great job. I work with my best friend.

945
00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:00,699
The hours, they're ideal.

946
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,360
But we never had to shoot people before,
you know?

947
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,286
We never had to kill anybody before.

948
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,915
Man, can you please just come out of there?

949
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,090
You know, it's weird saying all this stuff
to a photocopier.

950
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:20,719
- Look, I am not trying to be negative, okay?
- Okay.

951
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,804
It's... All I'm saying is

952
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:28,685
maybe I'm not good at robbing banks,
you know?

953
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:31,726
Maybe this is not what Jesus put me
on this earth to do.

954
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,854
I mean, my grandfather, he sold moonshine

955
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,857
My father was a repeat sex offender.

956
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,234
I mean, being a criminal is in my blood.

957
00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:43,779
But between you and me,

958
00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:48,038
it's always been my dream
to work in a water park.

959
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,745
I hear you.

960
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,749
You know, for whatever it's worth,
I think you're a really great bank robber.

961
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,914
- You mean that?
- Mmm-hmm.

962
00:56:57,205 --> 00:56:59,924
I mean, you're not just saying that
'cause I got a gun pointed at your dick?

963
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,300
No, no. Listen. Nothing that has gone wrong
here tonight is your fault.

964
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:05,760
You're being sabotaged.

965
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,342
Here, look. Look at this. Easy.

966
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,349
- I'm gonna show you something. See?
- Hey!

967
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,555
Hey, where'd you...

968
00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,182
Oh, man, where'd you get those?

969
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,355
I stole these from your suitcase earlier.
But listen.

970
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:21,655
Look, watch. Even with...
Even with a foreign bandwidth interference,

971
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,116
the detonator should work. Watch.

972
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,072
Nothing. Who modified this for you?

973
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,704
- Our point man. Are you okay?
- No. Who's your point man?

974
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:34,417
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I'm not supposed to tell you that.

975
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,036
Whoever modified these is trying to kill you.

976
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,046
It's either your point man or...

977
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,755
- How well do you know Peanut Butter?
- Hey, bro!

978
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,589
Me and Peanut Butter, we're like brothers,
you understand me?

979
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,221
- Yeah! Yeah!
- No, actually my brother is a prick.

980
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:52,937
Me and Peanut Butter are like a couple of
best-friend gay dudes in a bathtub.

981
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,522
That's how fucking tight we are. Okay?

982
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:59,060
Look. There's a lot of money at play.

983
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,687
You have to look at all the angles.

984
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,283
You know, he did know about that freezer

985
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,276
even though we had never been
in that kitchen.

986
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,280
Then again, it is a kitchen.

987
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:14,119
- Touché.
- Who's your point man?

988
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:18,253
Look at me, man. I'm a fucking mess.
You can trust me. Who's your point man?

989
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:24,752
All right, fine, here. There. Look at it.

990
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:29,010
Name's Vicellous Drum. We never met him.

991
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,638
But his cheques cleared
and his info was straight.

992
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,768
Never saw a face, just a fax.

993
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:35,095
Is getting a fax normal?

994
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:38,474
Yeah, yeah, you think
everybody'd be into the e-mail, right?

995
00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:41,477
Nah, see. The cops,
they got a million ways to track that stuff,

996
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,939
but they kind of skipped
on the anti-fax technology.

997
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,618
You know? Plus, it... Everybody likes
the convenience of a hard copy.

998
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:53,079
I don't mean to frighten you,

999
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:57,835
but do you think there could be something
to this conspiracy theory?

1000
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,458
Well, I don't wanna...

1001
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:04,591
I don't wanna impugn anyone's character,

1002
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:08,720
but the other night
I caught Rex measuring the vault.

1003
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,344
I asked him what he was doing
and he said he was trying to see

1004
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,767
if there was enough room
for the new foreign currencies.

1005
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,973
- Oh, my God, that's so weird.
- It is.

1006
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,971
He would know when the system was down.

1007
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:20,933
Oh, my God, he would.

1008
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:25,021
Well, and of course, as he's had to tell us
multiple times, he's an expert

1009
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,322
at bank-robbery procedure.

1010
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,899
- You're right.
- But, Mr. Blythe...

1011
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:30,734
- What?
- ...he is such a dork.

1012
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:40,081
Anyone seen my glucose shot?

1013
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,415
- Oh!
- Get a chair!

1014
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:47,669
Oh, my gosh. Oh! You're gonna be okay.
Oh, my goodness.

1015
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,719
Does anybody have any sugar? Rex?

1016
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,803
No, I don't snack.

1017
00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,966
Okay, hold his head. Hold his head.

1018
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,764
Fire! Fire!

1019
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,937
Fire!

1020
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:00,605
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire?

1021
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,603
This man needs a glucose shot

1022
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:04,855
and otherwise he's gonna die,
and I'm gonna go get it

1023
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,273
and you can't stop me. Come on, everybody.

1024
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:09,448
Okay, but where's the fire?

1025
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,734
So, do you work with
this Vicellous Drum guy a lot?

1026
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:15,032
Yeah. We were decoys for him once.

1027
01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:19,124
He had us rob this Jiffy Lube
while he pulled this big heist downtown.

1028
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:23,379
Bummer is this lube place
has got, like, no cash in it.

1029
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,214
I mean, we scored like 80 bucks Canadian.

1030
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,758
Hey! Oh, Mr. Blythe is having a diabetic fit.

1031
01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:31,337
We have to find his shot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

1032
01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:39,511
Where's my gun?

1033
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:47,485
Check under the ledges.
That's where we hid contraband in Joliet.

1034
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,813
Stuck it under there with gum.

1035
01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:53,074
Wait. You're an ex-con
and you're guarding this bank?

1036
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:56,115
Yeah. I might've taken
a few liberties on my resume.

1037
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,788
- What were you in jail for?
- Not bank robbery.

1038
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,578
I committed other victimless... You know?

1039
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,659
- Mmm-hmm.
- Mail fraud. I did a lot of mail fraud.

1040
01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:03,743
Mmm-hmm.

1041
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,830
- Fine, but they weren't even big banks.
- How many banks have you robbed?

1042
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,540
A few dozen.

1043
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,546
- Oh, my God.
- Relax.

1044
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,386
I'm rehabilitated and shit.

1045
01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,423
So, what's your deal? You single?

1046
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,639
I think I found it.

1047
01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:25,481
Oh, my God.

1048
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:38,908
Wow, his pulse has come back already.

1049
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:40,906
He's starting to open his eyes.

1050
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,124
He's a tough old bird.

1051
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:45,960
- Wanna sit up?
- Ready?

1052
01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:52,134
All right, I'm closing this door
for the last time. Are we clear?

1053
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:57,306
I said, is that clear, you fucking cunts?

1054
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,675
Oh! Oh, I don't... I don't like that word.

1055
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,931
- What did you just say?
- I don't like the C-word.

1056
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,855
Now you try saying that one more time
and I'll out your...

1057
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,524
I said I don't like the C-word!

1058
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,977
And in America we never use it!

1059
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,937
Oh, good, the fucking hostages are armed.

1060
01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:14,690
He got the same type of gun
that you do, Jelly.

1061
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,067
That is my gun, dude.

1062
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:20,904
I suppose you'll be needing this?

1063
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,656
What the fuck is that?

1064
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,459
That is our way out of here.
So what do you want, a cut?

1065
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,832
A conversation outside. Let's go.
Hands over your heads, now!

1066
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,414
Hands over your heads. Let's go, outside.

1067
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,379
Calm down now, calm down,
you fucking maniac. All right?

1068
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,880
- Tell me about your point man.
- Why?

1069
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:41,179
Unless you have something to barter with,
you will answer my fucking questions!

1070
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:43,477
All right, all right.
Weinstein was our liaison, all right?

1071
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,436
- I never met our point man.
- How did you communicate?

1072
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,230
- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Do you wanna get out of here?

1073
01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:48,852
Do you wanna get out of here? Just do it!

1074
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,900
- Answer the question!
- All right. Listen, listen. Look.

1075
01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:53,941
This fax was all we got, all right?

1076
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:56,861
Now, I'll trade you for the Clicker.
All right, there it is.

1077
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:58,859
- Nice and slow.
- All right, stand up!

1078
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:01,783
- Now give me the Clicker. Give me the clicker.
- Here's the clicker.

1079
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:03,204
All right.

1080
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,584
- Now give me the fucking gun.
- Whoa! Now, that's Jelly's gun.

1081
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:09,081
It was his mother's.

1082
01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,539
Your mother's gun?

1083
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:14,712
Your mother gave it to you?

1084
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:19,345
All right, I'm sorry. All right.

1085
01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:23,262
What, are you giving the
fucking hostages your gun now, eh?

1086
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,259
- No, I didn't...
- Are you a fucking...

1087
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,934
Have you lost your fucking marbles?
You just lost your gun privileges. Go on.

1088
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:29,848
Go on.

1089
01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,183
Jesus. And you.

1090
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:35,903
If I hear one more fucking peep
out of you, one,

1091
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:37,947
- then you're a dead man, all right?
- All right.

1092
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,567
- Now get your arse back in there.
- All right, thank you.

1093
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:41,742
I'm in.

1094
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,487
Jesus.

1095
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,947
Now let's get back to work.

1096
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,408
- Oh, my God!
- What is that all about?

1097
01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:50,331
I just traded the key out of here for this fax!

1098
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:53,755
- And that's a good trade?
- I don't know. That's why I kept the battery.

1099
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,540
Look.

1100
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,589
Listen. Mr. Blythe told me that he saw Rex
measuring the inside of the safe,

1101
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,512
and I noticed that when I asked for the chair,
Swiss Miss brought it right over.

1102
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,215
Speaking of Swiss Miss...

1103
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,929
Hey, Swiss Miss is missing.

1104
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,181
Oh, my God, it's happening.

1105
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:09,016
- It's happening.
- What is happening?

1106
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,312
- it's happening.
- What?

1107
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:12,478
The faxes. The night-vision goggles.

1108
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,943
- Oh, my God, the fucking faxes. The goggles.
- What are you talking about?

1109
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,521
- 155, 70...
- Tripp, stop counting.

1110
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:20,778
- Those faxes... The gun... Huh?
- Tripp, stop! Stop!

1111
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,366
- What?
- Why the fuck did you do that?

1112
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,698
Because I thought it would
help clear your mind.

1113
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,533
No, it doesn't work like that!

1114
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,829
For fuck's sake.

1115
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,544
I got 8,000 things going on
in my mind right now,

1116
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,213
and I have to think about the kiss, too?

1117
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,460
Are you kidding me?

1118
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:39,884
Oh, my God, my brain is gonna explode!

1119
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,836
Oh, God!

1120
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:53,231
The dude's crazy but he is very gifted.

1121
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:56,936
I know. He is a bona fide criminal mastermind.

1122
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,279
We're blessed.

1123
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:01,986
Can we help you?

1124
01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:05,326
Yeah. Get you, you know, like a diet soda?

1125
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:09,239
Will you please just go anywhere else?

1126
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,675
One hour left.

1127
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:22,339
We're gonna make it here, team. I told you.

1128
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,798
So far the only people
that have been killed are criminals.

1129
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:29,180
And they can all go fucking kill each other,
for all I care.

1130
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,012
We're survivors.
Or as I like to call us, hero-vivors_

1131
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:37,647
Everyone, starting tomorrow,
you are getting one week's paid vacation.

1132
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,816
Son of a bitch. I already got next week off.

1133
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,277
Well, then, we're gonna have to
give you another week.

1134
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:45,024
Thank you.

1135
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:48,657
We're not safe yet.

1136
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,035
You're that upset
that you were wrong and I was right?

1137
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,207
No. Oh, no!

1138
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:58,547
Oh, my God! Oh, God.

1139
01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:01,715
- Wait. What’s that in her bra?
- I'll get it!

1140
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:05,469
- Okay.
- Do it.

1141
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:06,671
Oh, this is really gross.

1142
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:11,927
Go ahead. Pull it. Pull it out. Nice.

1143
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,266
She works at a Swiss bank?

1144
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:25,236
Oh, man. What a waste.

1145
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,281
It's like extra sad
when a hot chick dies.

1146
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:33,577
When a ugly chick dies, it's like,
their life probably sucked anyway,

1147
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,657
so it's no big deal.

1148
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:38,120
But when a hot chick dies,
it's, like, totally tragic.

1149
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:42,795
I know, I mean, hot chicks,
they're like unicorns or leprechauns.

1150
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:46,595
They're rare and they're precious
and they need to be protected.

1151
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:50,097
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- What?

1152
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:51,800
This is not a robbery.

1153
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,452
This is not a robbery! This is not a robbery!

1154
01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,621
You're a fucking dead man.

1155
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,786
Hakuna matata, motherfucker!

1156
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,671
Just hear me out
and I will return your firing pin.

1157
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,794
All right, yeah.

1158
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:27,468
These are the two faxes
inviting both your teams to rob this bank.

1159
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,337
This is a fax inviting Swiss Miss here.

1160
01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,463
They're all completely different

1161
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,636
except each one has a blemish
that appears every 3.2 inches.

1162
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,843
It is made when the printing drum
has a scratch on it.

1163
01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,310
- I don't get it.
- Me neither.

1164
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,974
Each one was printed by the same machine?

1165
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,848
You were all invited here by the same person.

1166
01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:41,849
The same person, who?

1167
01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:43,897
- Vicellous Drum.
- Who's Vicellous Drum?

1168
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:47,277
The number-one criminal mastermind
in the world.

1169
01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:49,065
He's stupid smart.

1170
01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:52,239
This is not a bank robbery.
This is an organized ambush.

1171
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,410
Vicellous Drum has a problem.

1172
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,868
He's gotta kill a bunch of people
who are all connected to him

1173
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:57,657
but he can't look like he's behind it.

1174
01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,918
So you're saying that each of us here
is connected

1175
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,917
to this Whatever Drum person
for some reason?

1176
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,919
Yes. Here, let me lay it out for you.

1177
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,589
If I am right about this,
the FBI agent has been after Drum for years.

1178
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,883
Darrien and Weinstein worked
for Drum before.

1179
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,553
The Swiss bank representative
launders Drum's money.

1180
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,638
Mitchell Wolf is Drum's computer hacker

1181
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,265
Peanut Butter and Jelly have
worked for him as decoys.

1182
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,930
Each one of them could rat him out.

1183
01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:21,515
And as for the rest of you, who knows?

1184
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,566
Maybe Mr. Blythe denied Mr. Drum a loan.

1185
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:25,731
Maybe Madge
and her kind, wonderful, warm tones

1186
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,107
offended Mr. Drum in some way.

1187
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,860
Maybe Mr. Clean flirted with him
in a prison shower

1188
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,700
Give one blowjob in prison
and you never live it down, never.

1189
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,072
Maybe we're all here by accident.

1190
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,536
Like me, just collateral damage.

1191
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,614
Oh, you have gotta be kidding me.

1192
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,540
Lock us in a bank
and hope we all kill each other?

1193
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,955
I mean, that is a sloppy plan,
especially for Drum.

1194
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,504
Which is why he's here, in person.

1195
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:45,830
Oh, come on.

1196
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,883
Just think about it.
The blowtorch, the explosives,

1197
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,636
they all went off at exactly the right time.

1198
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:54,801
The FBI agent was obviously
the biggest threat to Drum,

1199
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,599
so he had Weinstein take him out first.

1200
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:02,438
See, that's right. Weinstein
was working for Drum from the beginning.

1201
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,899
So was Mitchell, who knew
when the security system would be down.

1202
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,567
And so Drum killed them next.

1203
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,238
Drum did his best to make it look
like a double murder

1204
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,157
But the clicker that was in Weinstein's mouth

1205
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,538
was a big red flag
that something strange was going on.

1206
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:21,912
My best guess is that Weinstein must've
hid the clicker in his mouth

1207
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,957
to prevent the real killer, Vicellous Drum,
from getting out of the bank.

1208
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,796
Next, Drum took out Darrien
with a rigged blowtorch.

1209
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,177
And then Drum shot the Swiss Miss.

1210
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:36,180
Five down, only eight to go.

1211
01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:39,100
Oh, that is fucking bullshit. You know what?

1212
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,645
That's a nice little story you told, sunshine,
but I've got a vault to blow.

1213
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:45,937
It's not gonna open up. Listen to me.
The money's like flypaper.

1214
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,110
It's just a lure to get you here
so Drum can kill you.

1215
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:50,945
Come on, hell,
there's no money in the bank at all!

1216
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,648
Of course there's fucking money in a bank.
Don't even say that.

1217
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,198
No way, dude.
We have worked way too hard for this.

1218
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,779
You are not listening to me.
This is not a bank robbery!

1219
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,715
Well, this is the best damn
non-bank robbery I've ever seen.

1220
01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:19,640
And you said there's
no money in the vault, eh?

1221
01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,009
You just don't get it. It's flypaper.

1222
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,685
Yeah, eat your words, freak show.

1223
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,567
Mother-roo.

1224
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,150
Oh, my God!

1225
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,191
Oh, my God!

1226
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,323
So it doesn't matter that the money is here?

1227
01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:41,696
Vicellous Drum is still gonna
try to kill everybody?

1228
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:44,248
Yeah. I can't believe nobody's starting
to lose their mind right now.

1229
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,416
I don't know which one of you
is Vicellous Drum.

1230
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:53,792
You stay the hell away from me.

1231
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:10,892
Aren't you gonna get a gun?

1232
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,067
No, it doesn't matter.

1233
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,061
Drum's plan was always to
take out numerous armed targets.

1234
01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:15,859
Our only hope is to outthink him.

1235
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:17,698
So how do you kill a bank full
of armed people?

1236
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:21,118
Cut off the lights, strap on the night-vision
goggles and take everybody out.

1237
01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:22,571
Jesus Christ,
how'd you come up with that idea?

1238
01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,031
In the office you said something about
there being night-vision goggles.

1239
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,537
- Yes, there's a pair in the bathroom.
- So what more do you need?

1240
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,040
Whichever guy goes for the goggles
is Vicellous Drum.

1241
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,996
Or whatever girl.

1242
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:43,387
Drachmas? How the fuck
we gonna fence drachmas?

1243
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,893
Hey, how much you think
we've got here?

1244
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,891
Oh, I reckon about 4 or 5 loads.

1245
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,814
So, let's get cracking, eh? Chop-chop.

1246
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,238
Really? Now you decide to save the bank?

1247
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:04,158
No, man, I wanna go with you.
There's a fucking murderer in here!

1248
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:07,077
Well, I'm going too. I'm totally freaked out.

1249
01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:09,246
- I wanna go with you.
- Don't forget me, motherfuckers.

1250
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,539
Oh, so we're all here.

1251
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,962
Why don't we hold hands
as we go up to the roof, eh?

1252
01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:16,587
It's no use, guys.
You're never gonna get out of this bank alive.

1253
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,093
Oh, would you not say ominous shit like that?

1254
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,091
You gonna spook Jelly.

1255
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:24,257
Actually, Tripp's right.

1256
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:26,976
Your key won't work.
There's no battery in that Clicker.

1257
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:30,601
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

1258
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:32,894
Now which one of you bastards
has the battery!

1259
01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:34,934
Vicellous Drum.

1260
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:41,149
- You took the battery to keep us here.
- No...

1261
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,196
Plus you spent half your time
wandering around the bank.

1262
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,153
You could've killed anyone at any time.

1263
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,659
And what's more mastermindish
than setting up the perfect crime

1264
01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:50,161
and then trying to solve it bit by bit?

1265
01:12:50,157 --> 01:12:53,127
I cannot believe I kissed you.

1266
01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:55,960
Doesn't take a mastermind
to get under your skirt, sweetie.

1267
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,291
Oh, don't flatter yourself
that you'd ever get that far.

1268
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,215
And the rest of you idiots,
if you'd been paying any attention at all,

1269
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:04,514
you would've realised that all
the evidence points to Madge!

1270
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:06,799
No, it don't!

1271
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,660
Who turned out the lights?

1272
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:29,330
Oh, come on. What the fuck?
Not again.

1273
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:32,166
Shoot anything that moves.
Unless it's me.

1274
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,289
It's Drum. it's fucking Drum.

1275
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,005
Vicellous Drum.

1276
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,236
Where is he?

1277
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:11,079
We ain't seen dick-all, bro.

1278
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,500
Drum?

1279
01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:46,407
Come on out.

1280
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:48,613
Come on out!

1281
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,361
Come on, Drum.
Come on out.

1282
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,491
It's not me. I'm telling you,
I am not Vicellous Drum.

1283
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:58,586
I shut off the lights because I knew the real
Drum would go for the night-vision goggles.

1284
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,624
Then I went up to the bathroom and I waited.

1285
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,509
Oh.

1286
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,937
The sick kindly bank manager
with the heart of gold.

1287
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,891
Everyone's gonna be shocked
when they hear it's you.

1288
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,690
You think so?

1289
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,322
Those clowns in the lobby
think you're Vicellous Drum.

1290
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:32,116
So if I kill you, I look more like a hero.

1291
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:36,617
And you kill me, you look
even more like Vicellous Drum.

1292
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,081
So either way, you're just fucked.

1293
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:55,267
Very entertaining story, Drum,
but no one's gonna believe it.

1294
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:59,351
Come on out. No more lying.
The game is over.

1295
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,394
Not so fast.

1296
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,024
Tripp and I set you up.

1297
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,071
We knew when the lights went out

1298
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:14,495
that whoever went for
those night-vision goggles was our guy.

1299
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:25,669
You can't kill all of us.

1300
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:26,881
Can he?

1301
01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:28,171
No.

1302
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,927
One million dollars each.

1303
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,717
Untraceable.

1304
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,856
All of you.

1305
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,941
Two million dollars.

1306
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:49,898
Put the gun down!

1307
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,821
Put the gun down and we'll talk.

1308
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,370
Ah, fuck it.

1309
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,838
And then there were six.

1310
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:33,403
- Here, the Clicker.
- Thanks, bro.

1311
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:37,236
Well, I guess that's all she wrote.

1312
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,628
Take it.

1313
01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:48,172
- It's insured.
- Mmm-hmm.

1314
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:57,090
FDIC, baby. You got to love the New Deal!

1315
01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:00,392
Mother-FOO.

1316
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,137
Thanks, badgers.

1317
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,972
I just wanna say one thing.

1318
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:08,442
From here on out,
me and Jelly is going straight, ain't we?

1319
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:12,147
Yeah. Straight to the Hooters in Cancun!

1320
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,496
I almost forgot my ear.

1321
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,163
So after all that,

1322
01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:32,167
two guys named Peanut Butter and Jelly
got away with all the money?

1323
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,839
Yeah. It's crazy stupid.

1324
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:37,255
I think they said they
were fleeing to Winnipeg.

1325
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:38,847
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1326
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,015
- You are free to go.
- Thank you.

1327
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:42,218
All right, lock down all northbound routes.

1328
01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:44,303
- Here are your meds, sir.
- Oh.

1329
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:45,938
Oh, I'll take the Whole thing.

1330
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,143
Suzie, hero is not a word that I would use.

1331
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,316
Did I lead my team of hostages through
the darkest night of their lives?

1332
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,235
Yeah, I did my job.

1333
01:18:55,314 --> 01:18:57,316
- I want two months off, paid.
- Yes, ma'am.

1334
01:18:57,399 --> 01:19:01,700
I wanna wear jeans five days a week,
not just Friday. And I want LASIK, both eyes.

1335
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,494
Really, guys, you don't have to do this.

1336
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:05,491
It's not a problem, ma'am.

1337
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,201
Well, thank you.

1338
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:12,749
Thank you.

1339
01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:16,885
- There you are, ma'am.
- Good to go.

1340
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:19,179
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Officers.

1341
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:21,052
Thanks again, Officer.

1342
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,142
- Oh, shit.
- Wow, what is this?

1343
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,851
Is it a toaster?

1344
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,026
Is it a gravy boat?

1345
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:36,940
Ooh. Wow, some people like to give cash.

1346
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:41,610
I never quite bought your cover story.
Didn't ring true.

1347
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:44,113
Then I remembered
Weinstein said he was shocked

1348
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:46,790
that only two bank robberies
were going down tonight.

1349
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:49,334
And then I realised there were actually three.

1350
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:50,957
Pretty solid plan.

1351
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:54,794
Kaitlin Nest, plucky new feller
who married the wrong guy.

1352
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,546
Such a sympathetic story.

1353
01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:00,046
Your fake fiancé Max
explains your expensive tastes.

1354
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,597
Your history of exotic travel

1355
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:04,011
explains your sudden trip
to a non-extradition state.

1356
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:06,765
And your phoney wedding presents
allowed you to walk out of the bank

1357
01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:10,139
with hundreds of pounds of cash
without anyone raising an eyebrow.

1358
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,099
You were gonna make your move
around 7:00 p.m.

1359
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:13,396
when all the security went down.

1360
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,569
But Darrien and Drum
and everyone else derailed your plan.

1361
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,191
You must've been so pissed.

1362
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:21,234
But you bided your time,
waiting for your opportunity.

1363
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,452
And when I killed the lights,
you took your shot.

1364
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,006
Take it.

1365
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,553
- It's insured.
- Mmm-hmm.

1366
01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:45,966
It's genius, actually.

1367
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,936
No one's gonna open up
a woman's wedding presents.

1368
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:53,398
And then to have the cops carry the money
out of the bank and into the trunk of your car?

1369
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,936
Honestly, I think I'm in love with you.

1370
01:20:58,437 --> 01:20:59,609
Too soon to say that?

1371
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,611
What do you want, Tripp?

1372
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:04,155
- Isn't it obvious? I want in.
- Really?

1373
01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:05,653
Equal partners. We only work the long con.

1374
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,495
No violence, no bodies.

1375
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:08,956
What makes you think I won't kill you?

1376
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,408
You're not the killing kind.

1377
01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:12,118
Besides, you like me.

1378
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,211
- You think so?
- Oh, I know so. it'll be fun.

1379
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,629
You already know we'd make a great team.

1380
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:18,210
What do you say?

1381
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:22,965
Are you gonna freak out?

1382
01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:25,305
I don't know what you mean. What?

1383
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:28,976
The last time I kissed you,
you freaked out and it was pretty pathetic.

1384
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:38,985
What's your real name?

1385
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,356
Alexis Black, number three in banks.

1386
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,236
Oh, that's so fucking hot.