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- This is craps, man.
- Filming already?
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Yeah. This thing's awesome.
Are you nervous?
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I don't get nervous. I hope
I don't get typhoid or something.
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Ah, okay.
Pop quiz, ready?
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Number 1, what's gonna
happen if we run out of food?
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At least we're gonna
be the 4 eggs and more.
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- Nice.
- Aha.
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Alright, number 2.
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What if there's bears?
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- Stop, drop and roll.
- Nice.
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Well, let me ask you, you not even a
little excited about going camping?
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No. In fact I'd be happy just to turn
around and go back home right now.
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Ryan, you're not comprehending
how much shit can go wrong.
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Seriously.
You gotta think about it.
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You got poison ivy ...
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you got rattlesnakes,
coyotes...
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no toilets, which is completely
disgusting and unsanitary.
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Am I the only one who cares
about that, by the way?
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What if one of the girls gets her
periods? What you gonna do?
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- What do you do when you get your period?
- I use tampon.
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Look at that guy!
Look, look, look!
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Are you joking me?
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- What is he doing?
- He must be insane.
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And you really worried
about the people like that?
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That's good.
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Get all the way in.
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Hello!
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- Hello, hello!
- I see you guys playing video games?
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Yes.
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Ryan, move!
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- Ryan! God damn it!
- Toby, where is your sister?
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She's upstairs.
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Really?
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Hi!
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- Why you are filming already?
- Because it's a documentary.
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On Brett, not me packing.
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But this is coverage.
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And that's cleavage.
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You want cleavage?
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- What? Oh my God. You're insane.
- You'll delete that, right?
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- Yeah, not even rolling.
- Okay.
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- Baby, my bathroom is disaster.
- Give me a kiss.
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- No.
- Kiss the lens.
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- Don't kiss the lens!
- You just told me to kiss it!
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Give me a kiss.
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I love you.
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Get out, I'm packing.
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I love you
and you tell me to get out.
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I love you back,
but I'm packing.
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- You want me to be ready?
- Yeah.
51
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- Looks like you're all set.
- Are you gonna help me carry this?
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No. Because I'm making
a documentary...
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And I have to hold the
camera the whole time, so...
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So left you lying the whole weekend?
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Tough enough!
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I'm booming and I'm
making a documentary.
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Yup.
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Alright, documentary
man, let's go.
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Okay.
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I like that gay little wave you did.
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- ... and her five year old!
- Here you go, Brett!
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- Come on, I say we go.
- Here, it's really heavy.
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Hey kid. You gonna feed
the dog this time, right?
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- Chapatito.
- Thanks.
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On the next episode of Ashley ...
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Ashley's penis ...
talks to her vagina.
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This guy gonna just let
you use this thing for free?
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- Yeah.
- How does he even have an RV?
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- The guy is fucking loaded.
- How?
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He does porn.
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Oh my God.
Well, that's interesting.
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- Look at him go.
- Girls, come on, he's gone.
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Tell me the camera
thing isn't annoying?
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- Yeah, it's annoying.
- I totally think it's fun.
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- It's fucking stupid.
- It's fun!
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- No.
- Look how skinny Ryan's legs are.
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- Look at him manoeuvre.
- Can I do anything for you, Brett?
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Not even a little bit.
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Now Abi, I have something
very strange to tell you.
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- What is that?
- Your boyfriend is a dork.
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- You're a dork.
- He's not a dork, he's a moron.
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- You're secretly in love with him, Brett.
- I'm secretly in love with you, Abi.
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- I knew it!
- Give me the caddy.
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Check this out.
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- Fancy.
- Yeah.
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- He didn't make the bed, though.
- This is disgusting.
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Jesus!
88
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Are you sure you
can drive this thing?
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Yeah .. I can, but I'm not
going to. I have to shoot.
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- So Brett going to drive it?
- I'm not driving.
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No, the documentary is about Brett...
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And... Ashley's leg's to
short to reach the pedal.
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I'm not driving this.
There's no way I can drive this.
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But that's the only option, honey.
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I'm not driving.
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- Come on.
- You guys are dicks.
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- Thanks, love you!
- We're all going to die.
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- What are you filming?
- I'm filming the ocean.
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- So this is like a documentary?
- Yeah.
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I'm not going to put any like...
corn syrup in my mouth.
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Well, just anything
that I don't want it...
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It was ketchup.
It was ketchup.
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Oh fucking...
Give me that!
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What did you do, hit your heads?
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Dude, you almost broke
the goddamn camera!
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- Was that a "No Trespassing" sign?
- No.
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- Can you even spell "trespassing"?
- Yes
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- Spell it.
- No. I don't want to. I just saw a ...
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- Spell "trespassing"! Try it!
- No!
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I've lived in stools
smaller than this.
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Alright ... We're here!
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Exterior ...
RV ... day.
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Birds chirp. The camera
pans around to reveal ...
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our heroes.
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Watch your step.
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We're here!
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Hello!
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Well, what do you think?
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This one look more like setting
up here. This is where we camp.
120
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True, we're leaving the RV.
We camp about a half mile in.
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How are we getting our shit up there?
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- Hand carry, buddy.
- Oh my God.
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The fucking bag is killing me, man.
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It's fucking ... scraping on my back.
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My ankle's all fucked up.
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- What's the matter?
- I'm gonna take 5 seconds, man.
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- Oh, man, come on.
- No, it's fucked up, seriously.
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It gonna be night time by
the time we get to campsite.
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- What did you do to your ankle again?
- I fucked it up at the gym.
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It's funny?
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You got a gym membership?
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Look at that!
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- Dick... Look at this!
- What?
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- You think it's funny?
- That's... Wow, that looks really bad.
135
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Don't release the pressure?
136
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Okay, I just peed in my
pants, a little bit right?
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Beautiful!
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- What do you guys, think?
- I love it!
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I mean we can keep hiking,
maybe find a better spot.
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This is awesome!
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Why do we have an RV if we
are not going to sleep in it?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Why I need it to charge batteries
and stuff like that and ...
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That won't roughing
it, I know, so ...
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Tell the audience why you committed
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to doing this documentary.
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Because Ryan has a way with words.
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And he told me it would be fun.
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And you're not having fun?
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Hey listen pal, I'm just
glad you got booze.
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By the way, if this movie
is just a compilation ...
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of seeing me getting
drunk and falling down
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is not going to be good, it's going
to be boring. It's a stupid concept.
154
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I've got a plan.
155
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Okay, this side has to go this way.
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Here we go. This is
the front, this is the back.
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Like this...
There you go!
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I am teaching you
how to pitch a tent.
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And now let's put the sticks in this.
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- Where?
- Stick it in the hole.
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I'm probably the
smartest out of all four.
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- No.
- Ryan is the dumbest.
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Here, I got it.
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00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:03,856
I figured it out. I did...
I thought about it. I figured...
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Illuminate the campsite!
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Hey, wait, Ryan,
don't put the spud in.
167
00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:12,930
- It's going to set fire to propane.
- You set it up over there.
168
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:17,102
Abi. Really, with you two?
Are you kidding me?
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- Group situation.
- I'm surprised you not caught fire yet.
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I know.
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00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:23,952
Hey, girls, we need to...
Let's get something for the camera.
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I'm making a movie, so...
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- What do you want?
- Wait! I got it.
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I got it.
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Everyone loves
watching girls make out.
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I think they should make out, right?
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There! Here we go, yeah!
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- Oh my God, that was so weak.
- That really sucked.
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- It wasn't good.
- Shut up!
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So weak.
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Alright, well, if we kiss,
then you two have to kiss.
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- Yeah, sure of course.
- I'm not going to do it.
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Pinky said he'll do it.
Do it.
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- That's fine. Pinky swear.
- Pinky swear.
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- Big deal. Okay.
- It's not over. You better do it.
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- Go, go.
- Do it.
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That's it. Go!
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Go for it.
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Just go for it!
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What the ... oh my God?
191
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Oh my God.
192
00:12:07,797 --> 00:12:09,028
My God!
193
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,865
Dude, I got kind of a boner.
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Oh my God.
195
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,291
Alright, it's your turn.
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- I-I-I seriously don't...
- Do it!
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- I will not gonna kiss you, man.
- You swore!
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Do it.
199
00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:23,110
Ryan, they gave me boner.
200
00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:24,177
And I did pinky swear.
201
00:12:24,212 --> 00:12:27,626
- Now kiss Ryan with your boner.
- Eeew.
202
00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,253
I know, man, I think
we owe them a kiss.
203
00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:32,016
I didn't pinky swear.
204
00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:34,121
I think I'm coming in.
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- Do it.
- Yeah, I'm coming in.
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00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:38,406
- Brett, don't.
- No, I'm coming in for a kiss.
207
00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:42,130
He's not just an asshole!
Ashley, Abi ...
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- What's your name?
- Take the camera. Just take the camera!
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00:12:45,805 --> 00:12:46,905
Why?
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00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,438
Smell this.
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I don't want to touch it,
I don't want to touch it!
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00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,787
- Come on. Smell it.
- Get it away from me.
213
00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:57,106
Did you hear that?
214
00:12:57,182 --> 00:12:59,013
- What?
- Listen.
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00:12:59,151 --> 00:13:01,287
Okay, Abi,
Where did Ryan go?
216
00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:03,223
I don't know, he said
he wanted to go pee.
217
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:04,412
Ryan?
218
00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:07,026
Ryan!
219
00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:09,551
Oh my God!
220
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,031
Oh my God!
It's an alien gorilla!
221
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,054
- That is the scariest thing...
- Where did you get that?
222
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:20,241
Come on, you guys,
weren't a little bit scared at all?
223
00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:31,054
You know? Brett, there's so
much wildlife out there.
224
00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:33,113
- It could be anything.
- Wild life like what?
225
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:40,829
There's no bears up here, okay?
And, coyotes...
226
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:43,139
Coyotes aren't going to
come here to this camp.
227
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:56,476
That was definitely not a coyote.
228
00:13:56,483 --> 00:14:00,311
- No, that was a fucking coyote!
- No, it sounded like a person.
229
00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:02,053
Shut the fuck up.
230
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:05,003
And if it was a coyote, why
would it be out here all by itself?
231
00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:07,317
- Where are the other ones?
- I don't know, but the...
232
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:11,264
It's a fucking coyote, dude.
Come on.
233
00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:13,130
This is fucking retarded.
234
00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:16,133
Ryan just take the camera.
235
00:15:09,063 --> 00:15:11,030
Don't really know what
I'm supposed to do here.
236
00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:14,034
Ryan told me to talk to the camera
like I was talking to an audience.
237
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,231
Who like talked to
an audience before?
238
00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:21,342
Might come out a little weird.
239
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I'll go and cut right there.
240
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I don't know what to say.
Will you come help me?
241
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:35,023
- No.
- Brett. Come help.
242
00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:37,117
- Oh, Ashley, it's easy.
- Okay.
243
00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:40,028
- Alright ... Favorite color?
- Green.
244
00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:42,225
- Mother's maiden name?
- Esterson.
245
00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:46,232
- Favorite type of movie?
- Musicals!
246
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,573
Biggest fear?
247
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:49,892
Horses!
248
00:15:49,927 --> 00:15:51,485
Hmm. Favorite porno?
249
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,342
You want to get going?
250
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:01,054
Brett. What you got?
251
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:03,506
- What?
- A wheat?
252
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:06,949
- No, this is a stick, buddy.
- Good. Do me a favor.
253
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,390
Run after Abi... and just kind of
stick it down the back of her shirt.
254
00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,433
- No.
- No, it's going to tickle. Go, go.
255
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:27,341
Wow! Look how pretty
this is, you guys.
256
00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,187
Come on, Brett, you gotta
like this. Look at this.
257
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,559
- It's pretty cool.
- It's gorgeous, man.
258
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:35,058
What?
259
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,096
- What?
- Did you see that?
260
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,162
What's going on?
261
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:41,400
- Yoh!
- There's something over here!
262
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:44,228
Look there, it just moved.
263
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,033
Hold on.
I don't see anything.
264
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,291
Right there.
265
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,677
- That's a fucking bush, Ashley.
- No, it just moved.
266
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,081
No, it's a fucking bush.
267
00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,047
Oh God!
268
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,336
- Where are you going?
- Don't go down there.
269
00:17:06,294 --> 00:17:07,261
Oh shit!
270
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,254
Ryan, I don't want to
be going down here!
271
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:13,268
Brett!
272
00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:16,034
- What?
- Where was it?
273
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,129
You're out of your mind, man!
Get out of the ravine!
274
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:19,244
Are you serious?
275
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,209
I don't feel safe here at all.
Let's get out of here.
276
00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:24,564
Honey, whatever it is, I'm sure it's
going to be a lot more afraid of us ...
277
00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:28,084
than we gonna be of it.
Brett! Which way did it go?
278
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,144
Ryan, I'm not playing
this game with you, man.
279
00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:33,347
Ryan, let's just get
back to the camp.
280
00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:36,081
Did you hear that?
281
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,161
Ryan, I don't want to be
down here anymore!
282
00:17:38,196 --> 00:17:41,456
Ryan. Jesus... Ryan!
I'm getting out of here. Come on.
283
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,038
Ryan, come on!
284
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:58,869
What the hell is your problem, Ryan?
285
00:17:58,904 --> 00:18:01,054
- Good. You're alive.
- Brett, did you hear that?
286
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,020
I don't care, Ryan.
I don't care about your fucking camera.
287
00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:09,097
You're not... Get it in your head, man.
Think about your girlfriend.
288
00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:10,857
You bring her down there?
289
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,064
Oh my God...
290
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,982
Come on, turn around.
Look at the lens.
291
00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,922
Tell the audience what
you're thinking right now.
292
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,050
Well, I'm thinking of going
back to the city, Ryan.
293
00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,888
Well, hey, junior?
City is this way, okay?
294
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,298
I can't go to the bathroom?
295
00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:35,359
That's breaking the rules
to your bullshit documentary?
296
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:40,865
Ryan...
Don't follow me with the camera, man.
297
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,631
What's your fucking problem?
You're in my head, man.
298
00:18:42,632 --> 00:18:44,609
You're fucking with me on every turn.
What did you have to offer me?
299
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:46,139
- Why did I do to you?
- What, the gorilla suit?
300
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:49,008
Jesus! Speaking of which ...
What the fuck was that thing, man?
301
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:51,311
Is there someone fucking with us?
Well, was it an animal? You're...?
302
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:54,044
- I don't know! That's what makes it so...
- You're not even a little bit afraid!
303
00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:55,146
No, well ...
304
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:58,151
You know, you call me your friend,
You call us your friends ...
305
00:18:58,219 --> 00:19:02,087
This is not how you treat your fucking
friends, man. Your girlfriend's here.
306
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:07,162
Honey, why are you doing this?
307
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,199
Do you have any idea what
documentary filmmakers go through?
308
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,902
Okay, if I want this
thing to pay off...
309
00:19:12,937 --> 00:19:15,270
I've got to look at
it as an outsider.
310
00:19:17,107 --> 00:19:20,010
- So what do you feel?
- I'm not happy with you.
311
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:22,369
Not me, with Brett.
What's going on?
312
00:19:24,114 --> 00:19:26,040
Fine. You know
anything about this trip?
313
00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:28,836
I think that you have complete tunnel
vision when it come to this stupid project,
314
00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:31,955
and you're not actually seeing all
the weird crap that's going on around us.
315
00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:34,349
You don't think people are
over-reacting a little bit.
316
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:36,351
Fine. What were
those noises last night?
317
00:19:36,428 --> 00:19:37,360
Coyotes.
318
00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,930
No, they were not coyotes.
It sounded like a person.
319
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,110
Then campers or something.
320
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:42,995
As far is honey, we are not
the first people to come up here.
321
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:46,071
Fine. What was that thing
in the ravine we just saw?
322
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,266
Exactly.
323
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:55,116
I finally have something to talk
about in this documentary, okay.
324
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:58,319
I.. it's important to me to find out
what everybody's feeling.
325
00:19:58,354 --> 00:20:02,556
Fine, I felt...
confused and scared,
326
00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:04,858
and I don't know what
the hell we saw today.
327
00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:08,129
What about Brett?
328
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:11,066
He feels the same way, man.
He's fed up.
329
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,067
With this trip?
330
00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,370
No, Ryan, he's fed up with you.
331
00:20:17,106 --> 00:20:19,877
Alright, yeah. I'll give you something
for your fucking movie, Ryan.
332
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:20,677
Thank you.
333
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:25,015
This is a movie made by
a self-righteous prick...
334
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:28,119
who cares more... about
the success of his movie
335
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:30,087
than the safety of his friends.
336
00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:32,086
Fuck you, Ryan.
337
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,262
So typical of Brett.
He is completely over-reacting.
338
00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:49,759
When he gets like this, the best
thing to do is just leave him alone...
339
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:53,937
Let him cool down.
I'll check on him a little bit...
340
00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:55,802
to see if we can have
a good time tonight.
341
00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:01,088
What are you doing?
342
00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:13,057
It's got this screw loose, and
I just can't separate it. In reality ...
343
00:21:13,136 --> 00:21:15,130
these things they want
to see on camera.
344
00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:15,862
What do you mean?
345
00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:18,724
Hey look look.
This is not something we have...
346
00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:20,976
We have at a baseball game...
347
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:23,713
There was this guy in front of us.
He was like, you know...**
348
00:21:23,748 --> 00:21:26,315
by the pain in the ass. He was
getting in front by yelling and...
349
00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:28,117
he was fuck...
he was annoyed.
350
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:30,200
I was annoyed.
Ryan was pissed.
351
00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:31,820
And I was kind of pissed too,
but whatever...
352
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,619
He got... The guy got up
and went to the bathroom.
353
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,682
Ryan takes out a Swiss Army knife
354
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,915
and he starts starts tape signs
to the leg of the bench, okay.
355
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:40,630
Are you kidding me?
356
00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:42,899
Yeah, so he's like still
standing up or whatever.
357
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,170
The guy comes back, sit
back down and fall back...
358
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,040
and hits his head like he almost
cracked his head open.
359
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,710
And it was like messed up
and I looked at Ryan...
360
00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:54,071
He was just watching the game.
Stone cold, nothing... no emotion.
361
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:56,581
I know it's like...
it's like... fuck.
362
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,120
I know he'll get my back in
a platter or whatever but...
363
00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:01,122
- It's like a disconnect.
- Yeah.
364
00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:02,480
That's really weird.
365
00:22:09,531 --> 00:22:10,598
Brett.
366
00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:14,325
- Come on.
- I don't want.
367
00:22:17,107 --> 00:22:19,269
- Ash.
- Not tonight, Ryan.
368
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:22,179
Abi?
369
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:26,227
Come on.
370
00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:29,087
- Well, it'll shut you up.
- Here we go.
371
00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:39,098
Yeah, don't make me the other one.
372
00:22:39,332 --> 00:22:40,299
Do it.
373
00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:44,297
Well, what the hell.
374
00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:50,278
Brett, we don't drink alone, man.
375
00:22:50,545 --> 00:22:53,075
- Come on, buddy, leave at that.
- Come on.
376
00:22:53,548 --> 00:22:55,275
Might as well.
We're stuck here.
377
00:23:06,128 --> 00:23:10,133
I turn around and she is
butt naked behind me...
378
00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:13,400
like washing me off...
and she's like
379
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,220
"Turn around.
This is so awkward."
380
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:18,100
- See you bathing and all that.
- Why was she naked?
381
00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:19,208
I don't know!
I don't know!
382
00:23:19,243 --> 00:23:21,376
And that's why Ashley
has new friends now.
383
00:23:21,446 --> 00:23:24,273
Ryan, what is your most
embarrassing moment?
384
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:27,186
Yeah babe, what's your
most embarrassing moment?
385
00:23:27,221 --> 00:23:29,077
I got a good one for you.
It's really good.
386
00:23:29,154 --> 00:23:31,188
- How come I don't know it.
- Okay.
387
00:23:32,124 --> 00:23:34,309
Stop hogging this baby.
388
00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:36,495
I don't think you need it anymore.
389
00:23:38,231 --> 00:23:40,199
You can have this.
390
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,942
- Ashley.
- What are you doing?
391
00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:49,861
Ashley, you fell asleep in the dirt.
392
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,046
- What?
- Abi, move, please.
393
00:23:52,081 --> 00:23:53,114
Ryan, look at her.
394
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,080
Honey, oh my God...
395
00:23:57,152 --> 00:24:00,288
Ashley, you look...
You heard him snoring so loud.
396
00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:01,623
You were like a gorilla!
You.
397
00:24:01,658 --> 00:24:05,286
Ash, it's time to get up. Get up.
Come here. Give me your hand.
398
00:24:06,129 --> 00:24:07,195
Oh my God.
399
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:09,680
Oh, I haven't been sleeping.
400
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:12,236
Yeah I'm ready.
I have a young memory!
401
00:24:12,271 --> 00:24:13,900
- I think we're having a few.
- I didn't have a fuck...
402
00:24:13,904 --> 00:24:15,236
You're cute.
403
00:24:19,344 --> 00:24:21,107
You guys hear that, right?
404
00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:24,308
- Abi!
- Would you guys, shut up.
405
00:24:26,351 --> 00:24:28,183
It's a bear!
406
00:24:28,254 --> 00:24:30,085
Shut up! Ashley, shut up!
407
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:39,098
Alright ... I'm out.
408
00:24:39,332 --> 00:24:41,095
Brett, hold on.
409
00:24:52,146 --> 00:24:53,113
Brett.
410
00:24:53,347 --> 00:24:56,215
Brett, come on.
Didn't you have a sense.
411
00:25:00,155 --> 00:25:03,181
Okay, so I know you guys
are all freaked up right now.
412
00:25:04,027 --> 00:25:07,187
The sun is gonna be up in a few hours.
I’m just gonna stay up and look for her.
413
00:25:08,331 --> 00:25:11,095
- What?
- I just heard something.
414
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,102
What?
415
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,105
I don't know,
I just heard something.
416
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,508
- I'm not seeing any...
- Hello there!
417
00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:18,609
Jesus!
418
00:25:19,243 --> 00:25:22,413
Saw your fire.
Mind if I join you?
419
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,910
- No, help yourself.
- Thank you.
420
00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:39,291
You guys seen
a lost dog?
421
00:25:42,136 --> 00:25:44,104
I'm sorry, a lost dog?
No.
422
00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:52,204
Nice camera you got there.
Take a look, okay?
423
00:25:53,148 --> 00:25:54,137
No you can't.
424
00:25:56,151 --> 00:25:57,209
Is anything wrong?
425
00:25:59,155 --> 00:26:02,124
You tell me.
You're not going to touch it, okay?
426
00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:07,130
Sorry... Anyone?
427
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:10,191
Warm you up.
428
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:22,211
You gonna... need
more wood for this fire.
429
00:26:53,149 --> 00:26:54,173
Good night.
430
00:26:59,655 --> 00:27:00,623
Jesus.
431
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,260
He's got a God fucking gun!
432
00:27:03,295 --> 00:27:04,249
And yeah?
433
00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:06,930
He's got in his hand
a God fucking gun!
434
00:27:06,931 --> 00:27:09,167
- Why does he have a gun?
- He's just looking for his dog.
435
00:27:09,202 --> 00:27:11,130
Ashley, shut up!
436
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,195
I wasn't so sure
we should be up here.
437
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:18,200
Ryan, this is getting really
weird. Let's just go home now.
438
00:27:18,277 --> 00:27:20,468
Right, you think I'm getting on
a trail with that guy on it? No way.
439
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:22,211
Ashley, I'll sleep in
your tent tonight.
440
00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,350
We leaving first thing
in the morning, Ryan.
441
00:27:24,385 --> 00:27:26,113
Let's go.
Get up.
442
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,235
Honey, what you doing?
443
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:45,374
I'm not staying here by myself.
I gonna sit out there with you.
444
00:27:45,609 --> 00:27:48,207
You don't really think that
anything is going on, do you?
445
00:27:48,477 --> 00:27:51,303
You... forget about all
the noises going on.
446
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,314
You saw what everyone
was seeing with me.
447
00:27:53,383 --> 00:27:55,317
That thing was not natural.
448
00:27:56,352 --> 00:27:59,252
Yeah. I don't know
what it was either, but ...
449
00:27:59,287 --> 00:28:02,153
Look, you have
nothing to be afraid of.
450
00:28:04,161 --> 00:28:06,220
I'm not sitting in here by myself.
451
00:28:07,064 --> 00:28:09,131
Then, will you just
take the camera and
452
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,269
I'll set up the tripod.
Keep it rolling though.
453
00:28:11,304 --> 00:28:13,136
Why do I have to keep it rolling?
454
00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:15,364
Because when you and Brett
and Ashley find out...
455
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,900
that this all is some fucking prank,
I want it all caught on tape, okay?
456
00:28:19,912 --> 00:28:22,001
You're an idiot.
Just give me the camera.
457
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,124
Aah! Ryan! Ryan!
458
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,133
- What?
- Did you shake the tent?
459
00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:42,370
- Did I shake the tent? No.
- Something just shook the tent!
460
00:28:42,405 --> 00:28:44,736
It just came from behind
and started shaking the tent!
461
00:28:44,737 --> 00:28:45,737
Did you get it on tape?
462
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:49,378
No, I didn't get anything on film!
Are you kidding me right now?
463
00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:51,143
Okay, give me the camera.
464
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:53,143
I'll take a look.
465
00:29:47,175 --> 00:29:51,135
WHAT IS THAT?
466
00:30:03,161 --> 00:30:06,130
Did you hear that?
467
00:30:15,174 --> 00:30:18,144
LISTEN
468
00:30:30,391 --> 00:30:32,154
Did you see what it was?
469
00:30:33,394 --> 00:30:36,228
No, nothing.
I didn't see anything.
470
00:30:37,165 --> 00:30:41,226
I heard footsteps and then
something shook the tent right after.
471
00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:45,135
Well, whatever it was, it's gone.
472
00:30:48,277 --> 00:30:51,246
Hey, let's sit by the campfire.
473
00:30:53,383 --> 00:30:55,146
All right.
474
00:31:35,196 --> 00:31:36,799
Abi, get the camera!
475
00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,359
Ryan! No!
476
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:41,505
- Ryan!
- What the hell was that?
477
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:42,335
I don't know.
478
00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:47,138
- Where is Ryan?
- He went out there.
479
00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:50,236
Look, I'm going back. I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm over it.
480
00:31:50,313 --> 00:31:52,140
Ashley, come on.
We're going back to the RV.
481
00:31:52,148 --> 00:31:55,185
- Now, now, now.
- Go, go, go!
482
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,153
God... Ryan!
483
00:31:58,389 --> 00:32:00,155
Don't leave me!
484
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:02,249
Your boyfriend is going
to get himself killed, Abi.
485
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:08,256
Abi, turn off the fucking camera!
486
00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:13,372
Really, Abi,
with the camera now?
487
00:32:13,407 --> 00:32:15,340
It is the brightest light we have.
488
00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:20,345
I have no idea how
Ryan is going to find us.
489
00:32:20,413 --> 00:32:23,247
Ryan can fuck and ** himself.
490
00:32:25,185 --> 00:32:28,154
Guys, are we even
on the right trail?
491
00:32:30,091 --> 00:32:31,180
What's that?
492
00:32:38,299 --> 00:32:39,267
Go!
493
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,835
Go!
494
00:32:52,382 --> 00:32:56,250
God, I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
495
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:59,390
- Did you see anything?
- No! No, I just heard something!
496
00:32:59,425 --> 00:33:01,153
Gosh, you didn't see it?
497
00:33:02,226 --> 00:33:03,158
Oh God.
498
00:33:03,227 --> 00:33:05,296
Why are you still fucking
filming, Abi? Seriously.
499
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,164
Ryan's still out there!
500
00:33:07,199 --> 00:33:09,258
- That guy's is **.
- I know, I know.
501
00:33:13,205 --> 00:33:14,172
What the devil.
502
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,248
- Do you see anything?
- No, no no no!
503
00:33:24,451 --> 00:33:26,400
- My God!
- Abi, get away from the door!
504
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,753
It's Ryan!
505
00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:31,456
Where the fuck have you been, Ryan?
506
00:33:31,591 --> 00:33:33,428
- I've been looking for those campers.
- Did you see anything out there?
507
00:33:33,463 --> 00:33:35,442
There was something on the
fucking roof. Was that you?
508
00:33:35,477 --> 00:33:37,222
- No, I wasn't on the roof.
- Was that you?
509
00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:39,330
Did you promise it wasn't you?
You promise.
510
00:33:39,401 --> 00:33:41,101
- We got to get the fuck out of here.
- What is this?
511
00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:42,641
There's something on it.
There was something...
512
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,170
Something was chasing
us the entire time.
513
00:33:44,407 --> 00:33:47,710
Ryan, if you were **
Are you fucking with this man?
514
00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:50,312
Ryan, start up the RV.
I just want to go.
515
00:33:50,347 --> 00:33:51,380
No! Hold on.
516
00:33:51,415 --> 00:33:52,811
I can't just leave.
517
00:33:52,812 --> 00:33:54,153
Your fucking tent? I'll buy
you a new fucking tent.
518
00:33:54,188 --> 00:33:55,750
See yourself. There's
seriously something out there!
519
00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:57,077
Okay, seriously, calm down.
520
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,356
Calm down,
calm down everyone.
521
00:33:59,491 --> 00:34:02,255
Let's just all take a
minute to chill, okay?
522
00:34:02,327 --> 00:34:04,263
- Give me the camera.
- Unbelievable.
523
00:34:05,197 --> 00:34:06,631
You'll wait until the
morning to get us back.
524
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:09,367
Get the keys and start the fucking RV!
525
00:34:09,402 --> 00:34:10,892
I'm not fucking
around anymore.
526
00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:12,405
Brett, I'm not leaving
my stuff out there, ok.
527
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,173
- I don't care what you say!
- Shut up!
528
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:18,612
Ok look! We got 2 options for you, ok.
No. 1, we go get the sheet right now...
529
00:34:18,647 --> 00:34:21,883
You don't understand. There was
something fucking chasing us out there.
530
00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:25,319
Ok, Brett look. We can go get the stuff
right now in the middle of the night, ok.
531
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:27,679
Or we can go wait till
the morning to get it back.
532
00:34:29,191 --> 00:34:30,773
So you pick.
Right now or in the morning?
533
00:34:30,808 --> 00:34:33,315
Fine.
First thing in the fucking morning.
534
00:34:40,604 --> 00:34:41,871
Brett!
535
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:48,177
Brett!
536
00:34:48,212 --> 00:34:52,316
- Oh my fucking... Gosh!
- What the hell is she doing?
537
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:55,184
Brett!
538
00:34:57,322 --> 00:34:58,289
Ashley?
539
00:35:00,325 --> 00:35:02,351
Brett!
540
00:35:02,428 --> 00:35:06,916
Ashley, honey, do me a favor.
Shut the fuck up.
541
00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:09,435
- I can't find Brett.
- It is way too early for this.
542
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:10,900
Why you can't find Brett?
543
00:35:10,904 --> 00:35:13,406
I woke up this morning and the
door was open. I can't find Brett.
544
00:35:13,441 --> 00:35:15,169
Is he taking a shit?
545
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,177
Brett!
546
00:35:19,212 --> 00:35:20,364
- Oh my God.
- Stop yelling.
547
00:35:20,399 --> 00:35:21,787
- Make her stop.
- Oh God.
548
00:35:21,948 --> 00:35:24,259
- Move!
- We need to go.
549
00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:25,583
- We need to find them.
- We need to go. We need to find them.
550
00:35:25,594 --> 00:35:27,335
- He's probably at the campsite.
- Okay, let's go.
551
00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:29,611
- Okay, let's go.
- Mike shut up!
552
00:35:29,618 --> 00:35:30,319
Oh! Shut up.
553
00:35:30,354 --> 00:35:32,687
- Stop being a dick to her.
- Shut up.
554
00:35:32,722 --> 00:35:34,174
Don't tell me to shut up.
555
00:35:35,006 --> 00:35:36,292
Let's go!
556
00:35:36,609 --> 00:35:37,976
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
557
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,636
Brett!
558
00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:14,799
- Abi ... Abi hold up.
- What are you doing?
559
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:15,934
Just look at the camera.
560
00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:17,736
- What are you doing with that?
- Why are we stopping.
561
00:36:17,737 --> 00:36:19,510
- Abi, why are we stopping?
- I'm checking my focus.
562
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,358
You know what?
Brett is missing and
563
00:36:21,393 --> 00:36:23,410
we're stopping to
checking your fucking focus...
564
00:36:23,445 --> 00:36:25,347
Ryan! Abi, have him turn it off.
Turn it...
565
00:36:25,382 --> 00:36:27,150
- Ashley, stop!
- God!
566
00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:30,208
Ashley, calm the fuck down.
567
00:36:30,243 --> 00:36:32,381
- Shut up, Ryan!
- He's at fucking campsite!
568
00:36:35,774 --> 00:36:36,841
Brett?
569
00:36:46,949 --> 00:36:49,865
Alright, so Ashley,
his pack is gone, so ...
570
00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:53,640
Just like I said, he got here and took
his pack and moved back to the city.
571
00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:55,096
- Check it out.
- Ash, what are you doing?
572
00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:59,800
- Ashley, what are you doing?
- I'm checking to see if I have service.
573
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:03,596
- Service? Are you retarded?
- I expect a little pocket somewhere.
574
00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:05,794
A pocket?
You guys are both retarded.
575
00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:07,810
Oh my God, you're not
going to get service here.
576
00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:09,463
Brett went back to the city.
577
00:37:09,787 --> 00:37:12,647
It's a little weird that he's just
left without telling any of us.
578
00:37:12,682 --> 00:37:15,788
No. It's not weird. Because I know him.
This is exactly what he would have done.
579
00:37:15,823 --> 00:37:16,823
Shut up, Ryan.
580
00:37:16,996 --> 00:37:19,473
Oh my God. Okay, look.
Let's pack up everything.
581
00:37:19,508 --> 00:37:21,128
We'll run into him on the road, okay?
582
00:37:21,163 --> 00:37:23,736
Here. I'll set down the camera
and help you guys out.
583
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,759
Really you guys?
584
00:37:42,797 --> 00:37:44,765
Ashley? Come on.
585
00:37:47,203 --> 00:37:48,558
This is boring.
586
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,960
Abi, could you say something?
Come on.
587
00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:55,746
Shut up. Nobody wants to fucking hear
you talk right now. Your voice is annoying.
588
00:37:55,814 --> 00:37:58,851
How are you not worried a
little bit about your friend Brett?
589
00:37:58,887 --> 00:38:02,155
Abi, hey, dumb fuck. I've known
Brett ten fucking years, okay.
590
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:05,393
- He does this shit all the time!
- Really? Really? Alright. Okay.
591
00:38:05,428 --> 00:38:08,190
- You're being a fucking bitch.
- You're being a fucking dick!
592
00:38:08,225 --> 00:38:11,660
You're filming all this stupid shit.
It's ain't fucking useful anymore.
593
00:38:11,695 --> 00:38:14,296
- Brett's not even here.
- It's on documentary, dipshit!
594
00:38:14,331 --> 00:38:17,320
On Brett, dipshit!
Brett's not here.
595
00:38:20,312 --> 00:38:22,710
You know, the subject of documentary
doesn't always start out with...
596
00:38:22,716 --> 00:38:26,151
You're a dick! Fucking
shut the fuck up. Shut up!
597
00:38:33,318 --> 00:38:36,287
30 minutes and nobody's
talk to me. Really?
598
00:38:45,331 --> 00:38:49,336
Ryan, what's wrong with you?
Always good to know you and Brett...
599
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:53,105
Oh my God, will you shut up
about Brett! Jesus!
600
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:56,367
Can you go 5 minutes without talking
about your fucking pretend boyfriend, ok?
601
00:38:56,444 --> 00:38:59,278
I get it. We all get it.
You want to fuck him and you did.
602
00:38:59,347 --> 00:39:02,416
Maybe if you weren't so fucking
pathetic, he would have fucked you.
603
00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:04,377
Fucking a, man.
604
00:39:07,822 --> 00:39:09,189
What is that?
605
00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,196
Get out of the way, Ashley.
What the fuck is that?
606
00:39:12,027 --> 00:39:14,296
Oh, you fucking joking me...
607
00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:18,535
I'm going to fucking murder him.
I'm going to fucking kill him.
608
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:19,500
Brett?
609
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,106
What are we going to do?
610
00:39:24,141 --> 00:39:26,908
- Holy shit!
- Oh my God...
611
00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:29,278
Look at this fucking place!
612
00:39:30,312 --> 00:39:32,079
What are we gonna do?
613
00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,405
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm going to go outside.
614
00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:36,126
I'm gonna find whoever's doing this.
I'm gonna kick his fucking ass in.
615
00:39:36,161 --> 00:39:37,720
No, you're not going to leave us.
616
00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:41,259
I thought... Abi, god dammit!
I'm going to go out and find...
617
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:43,090
Somebody is fucking with us
for the last three days!
618
00:39:43,097 --> 00:39:44,260
You can't leave us here by ourselves.
619
00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:46,630
Get the fuck out of the way.
Ashley, get out of the way...
620
00:39:46,631 --> 00:39:50,297
before I break this fucking
camera over your goddamn face!
621
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,504
Hey!
622
00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:34,378
Come out here!
623
00:40:36,418 --> 00:40:37,982
Get the fuck over here!
624
00:40:38,052 --> 00:40:41,379
I'm gonna fucking murder you,
you fucking piece of shit!
625
00:41:11,422 --> 00:41:12,390
Brett?
626
00:41:13,422 --> 00:41:14,482
Brett?
627
00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:24,290
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
628
00:42:23,535 --> 00:42:26,437
- Did you find Brett?
- Where were you?
629
00:42:26,472 --> 00:42:28,507
- Abi?
- What are you doing?
630
00:42:28,842 --> 00:42:30,970
I'm giving you the camera, okay?
631
00:42:31,005 --> 00:42:32,509
Why are you giving me the camera?
632
00:42:32,544 --> 00:42:33,828
- I'm gonna go get help.
- What are you doing?
633
00:42:33,829 --> 00:42:36,240
- Ryan, what are you doing?
- I'm gonna go get some help.
634
00:42:36,247 --> 00:42:40,416
Ryan, no!
Don't leave us again.
635
00:42:45,456 --> 00:42:47,425
Lock the doors.
I love you.
636
00:42:57,236 --> 00:43:00,699
I don't know why I'm
turning this stupid thing on.
637
00:43:03,142 --> 00:43:08,304
But the sun is about to go down
and you're not back yet.
638
00:43:08,548 --> 00:43:11,311
I know you always film the sunset.
639
00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:16,320
I'll film it for you, so you won't
be upset when you get back.
640
00:43:17,357 --> 00:43:19,322
Just hurry back.
641
00:43:24,332 --> 00:43:26,301
Oh, that's so much better.
642
00:43:26,368 --> 00:43:27,490
It's bright.
643
00:43:33,342 --> 00:43:35,308
What do you want to do?
644
00:43:36,244 --> 00:43:37,404
About what?
645
00:43:39,549 --> 00:43:41,448
Should we just leave?
646
00:43:43,452 --> 00:43:48,320
No, I think we should wait
for Ryan to be back.
647
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,325
He'd been out for a long time.
648
00:43:56,533 --> 00:44:00,300
Yeah, he's probably got help...
649
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,396
...probably he'll be back now.
650
00:44:07,546 --> 00:44:09,515
What do you think happened to Brett?
651
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,560
We should probably turn the
light off to save the battery.
652
00:44:20,595 --> 00:44:21,524
No.
653
00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:23,563
There's no reason to have it on.
654
00:44:23,598 --> 00:44:25,581
I don't want to sit here in the dark.
655
00:44:25,616 --> 00:44:27,493
If there is something out there,
it's going to see the light.
656
00:44:27,528 --> 00:44:29,962
No, I mean I don't want
to sit here in the dark.
657
00:44:29,997 --> 00:44:32,298
Gonna be fine.
It's better to have it off.
658
00:44:38,544 --> 00:44:40,307
Holy fuck!
659
00:44:56,464 --> 00:44:58,464
Oh God, what the fuck is that?
660
00:45:06,342 --> 00:45:07,501
- Turn that lights on.
- No.
661
00:45:07,675 --> 00:45:09,511
- Lights gotta wait.
- I don't see him.
662
00:45:14,451 --> 00:45:16,315
Where is it?
663
00:45:27,065 --> 00:45:29,232
- Fucking, what was that?
- I don't know...
664
00:45:29,267 --> 00:45:31,336
I don't know what was that...
What was that?
665
00:45:33,017 --> 00:45:34,395
Where did he go?
666
00:45:39,544 --> 00:45:41,309
Oh my God.
667
00:46:13,248 --> 00:46:14,415
Now get up!
668
00:46:16,238 --> 00:46:17,342
Get up!
669
00:46:20,556 --> 00:46:23,319
Get up! We gotta...
We gotta get going!
670
00:47:20,052 --> 00:47:22,320
Stand up!
Come on Abi!
671
00:47:44,578 --> 00:47:46,445
Please stop.
Just stop.
672
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,508
Ok, ok turn the light off.
Turn the light off.
673
00:47:52,154 --> 00:47:53,412
We will die.
674
00:47:53,956 --> 00:47:55,414
Oh my God.
675
00:47:57,259 --> 00:47:59,329
What has happened?
676
00:47:59,562 --> 00:48:00,929
Oh my God.
677
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:05,860
Okay, come on.
678
00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,339
- I can't run anymore.
- Get up.
679
00:48:10,473 --> 00:48:12,336
Get up!
Come on!
680
00:48:33,565 --> 00:48:36,331
Wait! Abi, there's a... !
there's a way.
681
00:48:44,176 --> 00:48:45,434
Come this way!
682
00:48:49,382 --> 00:48:50,370
Abi, this way!
683
00:49:09,368 --> 00:49:13,338
Help is going to the end.
Turn... turn the light off.
684
00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:16,534
God ... okay.
685
00:49:20,382 --> 00:49:21,576
Where the hell are we?
686
00:49:34,564 --> 00:49:36,328
Hello?
687
00:49:37,367 --> 00:49:39,334
Please remain calm.
688
00:49:39,369 --> 00:49:43,356
You are in a restricted area.
Do no attempt to run.
689
00:49:43,391 --> 00:49:47,341
Stay where you are
and await further instructions.
690
00:50:47,376 --> 00:50:48,343
Abi!
691
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,352
Come here.
Come here.
692
00:53:36,491 --> 00:53:38,459
Abi, we should run for it.
693
00:54:04,489 --> 00:54:06,354
He's behind you!
Run! Run!
694
00:54:22,608 --> 00:54:25,511
He's up there!
Oh God, Ashley!
695
00:54:25,546 --> 00:54:27,446
They are everywhere!
696
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,347
Get away from us!
697
00:55:42,494 --> 00:55:43,460
Listen.
698
00:55:49,601 --> 00:55:51,365
You hear that?
699
00:56:19,499 --> 00:56:20,466
Hello?
700
00:56:23,503 --> 00:56:24,562
Abi, it's open.
701
00:56:26,607 --> 00:56:28,372
What do we do?
702
00:56:35,618 --> 00:56:37,483
Oh my God!
703
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:41,355
We can telephone here.
We have to find one.
704
00:56:50,498 --> 00:56:51,557
It's closed!
705
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:09,387
Go upstairs.
Maybe upstairs!
706
00:59:15,524 --> 00:59:18,492
Ashley...
Ashley, we can't get out!
707
00:59:23,132 --> 00:59:25,492
We're trapped!
708
00:59:26,535 --> 00:59:27,502
Ash!
709
00:59:28,404 --> 00:59:31,266
We really really gonna die, Abi.
We really gonna die.
710
00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:34,371
- Are you okay?
- I **.
711
01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,466
We can get out of here.
712
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,880
No, it can't open.
713
01:00:13,518 --> 01:00:15,487
Ashley!
You can help me! Help me!
714
01:00:21,028 --> 01:00:22,417
Be careful.
715
01:00:31,138 --> 01:00:33,402
This is a restricted area.
716
01:00:35,408 --> 01:00:36,466
Can you help us?
717
01:00:38,412 --> 01:00:41,380
How did you find us?
No onions.
718
01:00:45,318 --> 01:00:47,405
Yes... I can help you!
719
01:00:47,439 --> 01:00:49,390
You can't help me.
720
01:00:56,431 --> 01:00:57,592
Get us out of here.
721
01:00:58,436 --> 01:01:00,400
You're too much!
722
01:01:29,434 --> 01:01:31,596
Go! Go. Go on!
Run!
723
01:01:32,237 --> 01:01:33,630
Hurry, the trunk!
724
01:01:54,929 --> 01:01:56,395
Fox fire, over.
725
01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:59,490
I secured ** and moving your way.
726
01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,661
I'm going to the hangar.
Lucy is all over me!
727
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,409
Arrange the helicopter
priority for evac.
728
01:02:30,634 --> 01:02:32,601
Move, move!
729
01:02:42,448 --> 01:02:44,409
Get inside!
730
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,387
This way...
731
01:02:50,521 --> 01:02:52,386
Just keep it rolling.
732
01:03:04,437 --> 01:03:05,597
Oh God.
733
01:03:06,390 --> 01:03:08,552
No! No!
734
01:03:10,143 --> 01:03:12,412
Give me the fucking camera!
735
01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,587
The key is no longer valid.
736
01:03:26,661 --> 01:03:28,492
Pick it up!
Come on, let's go!
737
01:03:31,434 --> 01:03:33,491
Where are we?
Where are we?
738
01:03:36,639 --> 01:03:40,506
Please could you tell us
what's going on?
739
01:04:28,425 --> 01:04:29,394
Oh God!
740
01:04:35,434 --> 01:04:38,405
I work here.
No, no please. God!
741
01:04:39,638 --> 01:04:41,402
Do you want to live?
742
01:04:41,441 --> 01:04:46,400
Shut up. Shut up.
Quiet.
743
01:04:49,650 --> 01:04:52,453
No, please don't leave me!
Please don't leave me here!
744
01:05:01,429 --> 01:05:03,488
Move! Move! Move!
745
01:05:05,935 --> 01:05:08,595
Follow me. Come on.
Come on.
746
01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:00,517
Give me the camera.
747
01:06:09,137 --> 01:06:11,494
I had no idea they had gone this far.
748
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,404
Now, do you see why
this is so important?
749
01:06:21,649 --> 01:06:22,616
Shit!
750
01:06:24,052 --> 01:06:26,417
These motherfuckers.
751
01:06:41,438 --> 01:06:44,402
You gonna die! Die!
752
01:06:47,644 --> 01:06:49,407
Go!
753
01:07:46,574 --> 01:07:48,505
Stay where you are!
754
01:07:49,143 --> 01:07:51,411
Weapons drawn down!
Don't move!
755
01:07:51,445 --> 01:07:53,409
Down to the floor!
756
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:37,456
Get behind me.
757
01:08:38,561 --> 01:08:39,652
Move!
758
01:08:45,171 --> 01:08:47,631
We need to get outside.
Oh shit!
759
01:08:48,074 --> 01:08:50,440
Get on your fucking feet!
760
01:08:54,181 --> 01:08:57,575
Come on, there's helicopters.
Get that camera out of here!
761
01:09:02,256 --> 01:09:04,422
Go, go, go.
762
01:10:38,559 --> 01:10:40,527
Give me your hand.
Get in. Get in.
763
01:10:42,765 --> 01:10:45,631
In-breeders in pursuit on sector six.
764
01:10:45,966 --> 01:10:49,534
Affirmative. I have precious cargo.
Heading your way.
765
01:10:50,273 --> 01:10:54,431
It's negative. You gotta
see this for yourself.
766
01:11:17,567 --> 01:11:19,470
EVIDENCE REVISION
767
01:11:24,073 --> 01:11:26,856
Are you alright?
You're gonna be okay.
768
01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:11,348
Go! Go!
769
01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:26,395
It's alright.
It's gonna be okay.
770
01:13:30,477 --> 01:13:34,444
I want complete recording of
all activity which is inside the zone.
771
01:13:36,684 --> 01:13:37,650
Confirm.
772
01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:42,555
You are in a free
fire zone, gentlemen.
773
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,543
Confirm.
We have blood.
774
01:14:04,812 --> 01:14:06,372
Proceed with caution.
775
01:14:23,102 --> 01:14:24,702
76, are you getting this?
776
01:14:24,737 --> 01:14:25,670
Confirm.
777
01:14:28,573 --> 01:14:30,437
Appears inhuman.
778
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:34,610
Moving through next room.
779
01:14:41,087 --> 01:14:43,454
Private interlock system.
780
01:15:33,609 --> 01:15:35,541
Welcome to ...
781
01:15:35,712 --> 01:15:37,637
Don't fire. Don't fire.
782
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,074
Fire!
783
01:16:42,586 --> 01:16:44,450
Care to see the face?
784
01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:47,655
Gentlemen, his face?
785
01:17:36,410 --> 01:17:38,612
Don't move. Don't move.
Hear something?
786
01:17:38,647 --> 01:17:39,670
I hear noise.
787
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:21,615
Watch each other.