1 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,598 (crowd cheers) 2 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,793 - Whoa. - What a wild kickflip wallplant! 3 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,036 It takes me back to my boarding days. 4 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,873 Funny. Cos I feel like the only boarding you did 5 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,077 was with Charlie and Henry and the horrid biscuit game. 6 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,878 Oh, OK, yeah, fair point. 7 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,279 The competition has been amazing. The girls were great. 8 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,796 But the one everyone is talking about, Kim Matthews, is still missing. 9 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:20,158 We've actually got some footage of her as an early skateboarding prodigy. 10 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,356 Kim started competing when she was seven. 11 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,271 She won the National Mixed Under-16s 12 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,112 when she was just 11 years old. 13 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,156 I mean, attractive girl even then. 14 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,118 - Really? Because I said 11. - Yeah, objectively. 15 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,792 (woman) Two years ago, aged 17, 16 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,154 she won the London Trials. 17 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,232 (man) Mum and Dad supported her 18 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,639 with parental pride 19 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,676 and simplistic homemade signs. 20 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,638 Then nothing. We haven't seen her since. 21 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,676 (woman) There was an accident, Rick. 22 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,558 The car crash, when she lost her mum. 23 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,518 We're thinking of you, Kim. Wherever you are, 24 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,912 whatever you're doing, we hope you're riding high and living the dream. 25 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,072 (man on PA) And today's special: two for one on onion rings. 26 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,559 Onion rings, two for one. 27 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,995 Please don't push. 28 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,118 - (Dad) I thought it was junk mail. - (Kim) Big red letters. 29 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,668 "Not junk mail." It says "Urgent Demand" on it. 30 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,150 - They always say that. It's hardly... - It's nearly a grand. 31 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,593 Dad, you can't just ignore it. 32 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,229 But, hey, we're big hitters, right? We'll just sell the Bentley. 33 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,518 Oh, no, someone's stolen the Bentley. Plan B? 34 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,239 They're bluffing. I'll think of something. 35 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,118 How are you getting on? 36 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,192 No. Nothing yet. 37 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,995 - I'll talk to Les. Sort something out. - What would I do without you? 38 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,593 Fester. 39 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,792 Hmm! 40 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:58,034 My rota is... full. 41 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,079 Maybe if you're extra nice to me? Hmm? 42 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,357 Oh, Les, don't be a cock all your life. 43 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,396 (Les on PA) That's your extra nice? 44 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,677 How did my summer job become the rest-of-my life job? 45 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,116 A friend of my cousin's just got into this well-good scam. 46 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:20,036 Catering agencies. Serving champagne and tiny food to toffs. £12.50 an hour. 47 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:26,119 Hmm. Toffs and champagne or Les and... Urgh. 48 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,988 I can get the number if you want. You gotta be posh, though. 49 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,278 Posh? Trace, I can do posh. 50 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,716 - Hi, I'm Arabella. - I'm Henrietta. 51 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,110 - lsabella. - Petronella. 52 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,389 Kim. 53 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,153 White wine? Yes. 54 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,798 Red wine? 55 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,871 Yes. 56 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,036 Dessert wine? 57 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,269 No. 58 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,875 # Is it true what they say about posh girls? 59 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,596 # Is it true what they say about posh girls? 60 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,591 (crash) 61 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,079 (Kim) Shit. 62 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,398 You're a lovely girl, but I'm just not sure. 63 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,710 Let me try. You're just not sure 64 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,155 I'm the right kind of girl for your clients. 65 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,435 It's hard to say why exactly, 66 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,796 but it's probably to do with the fact that I'm not called Arabella 67 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,030 or lsabella or anything-bella. 68 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,839 I don't have hundred-quid highlights, perfect nails 69 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,151 or, I'm just guessing here, expensively trimmed pubes. 70 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,992 So even though I'm the only person 71 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,356 with actual experience of actual work in the actual real world, 72 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:40,116 and you know I'd try really, really hard, 73 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,112 I'm just not the right kind of girl. 74 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,752 - Is that about the size of it? - About there, yes. 75 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,958 (Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" ringtone) 76 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,679 This is Bella. 77 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,910 She did what? 78 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,390 Oh, for God's sake, the silly cow. 79 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,678 Yes, it's the day after tomorrow. Everyone's booked out. 80 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,077 Wait there, 81 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,789 er,... Kim. 82 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,836 - (Dad) It sounds great. - I said no. 83 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,115 - What was the job? - Cooking and cleaning. 84 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,430 Same as I do at work. Same as I do here. 85 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,592 - Was the pay rubbish? - No, it's better. Double, plus tips. 86 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,478 But... But still... 87 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,516 But still what? 88 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,149 It's in a ski chalet. In Austria. 89 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,959 For four months. 90 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,749 - Right. Well, I'm sure I could... - You couldn't. 91 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:41,753 I'd come home and find a skeleton on the couch holding the remote. 92 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,353 That's a bit harsh. 93 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,193 - Totally the right decision. - You think so? 94 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:52,115 Yeah. What's a luxury chalet with hot, rich clients in a beautiful ski resort 95 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,668 got on this place? It's a no-brainer. 96 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,548 - Oi, I found this toenail in my... - Don't even try. 97 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,474 See? Would you get that kind of quality entertainment in Austria? 98 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,437 I don't think so. 99 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,029 Hi, it's Kim Matthews from yesterday. I was wondering if you're still... 100 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,998 (Bella) Still desperately seeking a chalet girl? Yes, I am. 101 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,718 - You are? - Could you do it? 102 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,076 You have to be there tomorrow. It's ten hours on the overnight train. 103 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,633 (Kim) Right. I'm making freezer food to last until April. 104 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,472 You know how the microwave works? 105 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,199 (Dad) It's a magnetron that converts electricity... 106 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,431 - (Kim) No, no, no. Like on, off? - (Dad) Yeah, yeah. 107 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,956 What am I doing? I'm packing you off to some mountainous wasteland, 108 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,349 while I'm stuck here looking for a job. 109 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,079 (Kim) It'll happen, as long as you keep trying. 110 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,833 - (Dad) But you're only 19. - (Kim) Exactly! I'm 19. 111 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,717 It's Austria. Hardly a wasteland. 112 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,792 (Dad) Austria. Famous for "The Sound of Music", breaded food 113 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,633 and the invention of psychoanalysis. You join the dots. 114 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,553 (Kim) You're such a freak. No wonder nobody will hire you. 115 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,272 - And you won't forget to have a bath? - (Dad) Every month. 116 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,396 (Kim) I give up. 117 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,595 And what exactly am l supposed to do with this? 118 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,989 - What is it? - You can't live on beans on toast. 119 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,913 We won two world wars and one World Cup on beans on toast, 120 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,069 so don't knock 'em. 121 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,078 I've set it up online, so you'll get a delivery every week. 122 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,311 Lexi, this is my health-freak dad, Bill. Bill, this is Lexi. 123 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,960 I'm trusting you to keep him alive till I get back, OK? 124 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,190 - (car horn beeps) - Shit. 125 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,157 My pay goes into the mortgage account. 126 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,390 I'll send any tips back. Any envelopes... 127 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,631 Big red letters. I know. Now hurry up, you'll miss your train. 128 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,278 - Maybe this isn't a great idea. - Go, now. 129 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,312 - I love you, Kimberley. - I love you, William. 130 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,719 Bye, Dad. 131 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,877 - See you later. Auf Wiedersehen. - (door shuts) 132 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,876 (yodelling) 133 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,994 Oh, my God, I'm never doing that again! I can't remember the whole night. 134 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,798 Honestly. 135 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,316 Oh, my God, did you see that guy staring at my tits the whole night? 136 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,674 It was so awkward. 137 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,753 He was such a perv. And he had a hairy chest and everything. Can you imagine? 138 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,638 (laughs) Yeah. 139 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,631 Can I call you back, babes? 140 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,558 - Seriously? - Yep. 141 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,031 OK, let's go. Put your bags in the back and get in. 142 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,276 Shit. 143 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,553 (Kim) Oh, my God, they're huge. 144 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,997 Yeah, they're mountains. Huge is part of the concept. 145 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,117 You don't even ski, do you? What are you doing here? 146 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:43,877 - It's a job. I need to earn money. - Earn? What, as in, like, "save"? 147 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,679 (toots horn) 148 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,628 - Oh. - Thought I recognised that arse. 149 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,235 - Alright, ugly. You coming out? - Yeah. Just dumping the new girl off. 150 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,630 - The new girl! Let me see. - Kim, Jules. Jules, Kim. 151 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,870 - Hi. - Hi. 152 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,309 - I'll see you later, babes. - See you later, babes. 153 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,557 (Kim) It's a bit poky, isn't it? 154 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,438 So is this guy head of some evil criminal empire? 155 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,909 - He's a banker. - That's a yes, then. 156 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,877 - You don't get it, do you? - Get what? 157 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,916 This is the best job in the Alps. 158 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,470 They use the place to entertain clients plus a few family weekends. 159 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,955 Apart from that, they're hardly ever here. 160 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,556 I had 30 girls texting me after Milly broke her leg, begging me for the job. 161 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,313 But the agency said it had to be someone they'd seen. 162 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,631 You know what's really funny is, I wasn't going to take it at first. 163 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,678 OK, maybe not really funny but... 164 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,116 Do what I tell you and if you're not up to it, I will tell them. 165 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,953 Listen, a week ago I was mopping up puke in a burger bar. 166 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:16,558 No, you listen, little Miss Essex no-coat, non-skiing freak show. 167 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,358 I'm not actually from... 168 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,830 The Madsens fly in at five. They expect perfection from the start. 169 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:26,198 Now, if you screw up or, more importantly, if you make me look bad, 170 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:30,956 then clearing up puke will be a fond memory of the good old days. Got it? 171 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,951 Oh! 172 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,228 Got it. 173 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,116 So I'll just make myself at home, then. 174 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,758 # Farmer in my own farm 175 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,593 # In, out and far 176 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,478 # From the high ceilings 177 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,594 (yodelling on TV) 178 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,230 - Look out! - Hey! 179 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,430 (man shouts / children laugh) 180 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,319 (tuts) 181 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,753 It's a total nightmare. 182 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,519 It's not like you've got to spend the next four months 183 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,192 sharing a room with her. 184 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,193 - Oh, no, wait, you have. - I'm serious, babes. 185 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,193 It's like she's never seen snow before. It's like she's from Africa. 186 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,556 A chalet girl who can't ski. That's classic. 187 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,349 - Tell me about it. Later, babes. - Later, babes. 188 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,709 The three golden rules of chalet-girling. 189 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,836 One, no friends up in the chalet. 190 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,232 Two, party all you like, as long as breakfast is on the table at eight. 191 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,995 - You oversleep, you pack your bags. - Friends, breakfast, check. 192 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,435 Three, no sleeping with the clients. 193 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:12,399 Unless they're fit. Or minted. Or hitting on you. 194 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:17,759 - Basically, there's only two rules. - Basically, yeah. 195 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,629 We're just going to get the essentials for now. 196 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,631 Right, so shall I go and get the veg? 197 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,837 Six tins of caviar, please. Beluga. 198 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,196 Caviar, right. Of course. 199 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,477 I'm more front-of-house type, you're more back office. 200 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,278 Because I know how to talk to them. 201 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,352 Yeah, I don't speak much posh. Dropped it after GCSEs. 202 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,073 - Do you want to prep the veg? - I live to prep veg. 203 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,549 Right, carrots, we've got a big game coming up. 204 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,950 I want to see each and every one of you giving 110 per cent. 205 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,712 Are you done? 206 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,155 Yeah. I thought you said they landed at five. 207 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,073 I did. But the pilot called. They ran into some headwind. 208 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,391 Oh, right... The who called? 209 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,875 - (girl) God, he's here already. - (Kim) Who? 210 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,037 (girl) The owners' all-round ski guide, fixer and gimp. 211 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,159 Kim, meet the very handsome, very powerful Bernhardt. 212 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,956 - You're late. - Did I mention very charming too? 213 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,918 - Is this the new Hausmadchen? - Hi. 214 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,913 Hey, welcome! 215 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:30,151 - So, who is everyone? - Oh, you'll figure it out. 216 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,915 You know, you're going to have to stop being so helpful all the time. 217 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,557 Rule three. Anyway, he's taken. 218 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,030 - Turned you down, did he? - No. 219 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,193 So, what's the deal? How do l, you know, talk to them? 220 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,268 You don't talk to them. You don't look them directly in the eye. 221 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,518 - And curtsey when you meet them. - Oh. 222 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,558 - Alright, needle cock? - You old slapper. 223 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,349 - You OK down there? - Yeah, yeah, just... stretching. 224 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,796 - Right. Is this the new helper? - Er, something like that. 225 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,472 Hi, I'm Kim. 226 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,154 Jonny. And I don't actually have a needle cock. 227 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,789 - He did when he was ten. - Hey. 228 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,836 I'm so excited to be back! Hi! 229 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,150 - Hey, Chloe. - How are you? 230 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,834 - This is Milly's replacement, Kate. - Kim. 231 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,150 This heartbreaker is her brother Nigel. 232 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,438 - Nigel. The famous Nigel. - He really does have a tiny cock. 233 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,513 Hey, it's not what you got, it's about where you put it in... 234 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,150 Please ignore him. 235 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,515 This is my dad Richard, "Call me Dickie." 236 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,999 Are you following this? 237 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,719 - Dad, this is Kim. - Call me Dickie. 238 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,872 Thank you for stepping in. Just do whatever Georgie does. 239 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,598 Except that thing with her chin. 240 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,029 - We liked that, didn't we? - That was a one-off. 241 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,759 - Speaking of one-offs... - Hey! 242 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,319 Hello. 243 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,834 This is my wife Caroline. 244 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,638 Who apparently has a throat infection. 245 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,392 - Help us with the bags? - Ah, yes. 246 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,077 - Ahem. - Give her a chance. 247 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,594 I didn't say anything. 248 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,749 (Georgie) And lovingly topped off with gravy, a la me. 249 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,317 Back office. 250 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,232 Wouldn't want to steal your thunder with the sprouts. 251 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,037 Oh, brilliant. Look at that! 252 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,555 (all exclaim) 253 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:56,349 Ibble dibble number one, with 12 ibble dibbles calls ibble dibble number... 254 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,589 There. Right there. 255 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:08,671 Mmm! I want to be a profiterole. 256 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,637 So these guys fly in on a private jet 257 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,076 and their idea of fun is rubbing a burnt cork on each other's faces? 258 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,718 That's insane. 259 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,509 Sanity's overrated. Tried it once, didn't get it. 260 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,792 Join in. We don't bite. 261 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,395 Well, my mum bites a bit. The rest of us just nibble ibble dibble... 262 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,913 Talking crap. 263 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,434 - You! It's time. - No, there's absolutely no way. 264 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,750 - Yes! Yes! - I don't want to! 265 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,438 Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! 266 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,551 OK, OK. 267 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,039 Hark! The Herald. 268 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,309 Ooh. 269 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,598 (makes farting sounds to tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing") 270 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,874 (mimics beatbox) 271 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,599 - Go, go, go. - (Chloe) Oh, Nigel. 272 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,999 (Dickie) Yeah, yeah, yeah. 273 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,397 See now, this is my idea of fun. You should join in. 274 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,318 (all) # Hark! The herald angels sing 275 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,234 Unfortunately I'm only grade one at... whatever that is. 276 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,038 Yeah! 277 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,669 - You eating alright? - Five a day. How's it going? 278 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,320 - It's fine. - What are the people like? 279 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,311 - (excited shrieking) - They're... 280 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,197 Who wants more champagne? 281 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,872 ..fine. 282 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,191 If it doesn't work out, I can always nick one of their paintings. 283 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,236 - (beeping) - What's that noise? 284 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,629 Oh, nothing, er... 285 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,474 No, it's next door. There's a truck reversing, 286 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,118 I think. 287 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,990 Listen, Kimmy, 288 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,593 I really miss you, you know? 289 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,911 I know, Dad. Me too. 290 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,792 (Kim) Georgie? Georgie? 291 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,353 It's seven. 292 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,396 (Georgie groans) 293 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,194 Rule two? 294 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,960 - Is this caviar? - Sure looks like it. 295 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,830 Well, dig in, everyone, and enjoy your $300 omelettes. 296 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:31,680 Jesus, Kim. You have to wake me. I don't need you making me look bad. 297 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,115 - No kidding. - (shrieks) 298 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,760 So what am I supposed to do all day, then? 299 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:42,039 I don't know. I'm sure you'll find something. Look around. 300 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,268 Oh, shit. 301 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,311 Wait! Stop! 302 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,874 - Georgie, this cake is supreme. - Thank you, Jonny. 303 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,871 (Nigel) Hm-hmm! Sure is. 304 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,878 - This place is so magical. - It is when you're here. 305 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,997 Enjoy it. You won't ski this much when you're starting a family. 306 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,197 - Do I get a say in any of this? - No, snoogles, you don't. 307 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,750 I'm not sure I'm ready for any of this. Do I look like a grandfather? 308 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,115 - Don't answer that! - (Chloe laughs) 309 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,914 Thank you. Ooh. 310 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,831 (shrieks) 311 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,399 That's hot! 312 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:19,389 # Angels watching over me with smiles upon their face 313 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:24,429 # Cos I have made it through this far in an unforgiving place 314 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:29,036 # It feels sometimes this hill's too steep for a girl like me to climb 315 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,634 # But I must knock those thoughts right down 316 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,676 # I'll do it in my own time 317 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,478 # I don 't care 318 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,915 # I'm halfway there 319 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,276 # On a road that leads me straight to who knows where 320 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,555 (yells) 321 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,588 You crazy freak! Watch where you're going! 322 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,398 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 323 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,313 Stay safe, Betty Boop. Hang outside on the ripside! 324 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,916 - Yeah, and in English? - Hang outside on the ripside. 325 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,389 Ciao! 326 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,670 # I tell you what 327 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,433 # What I have found 328 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,080 # That I'm no fool 329 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,720 # I'm just upside down 330 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,910 # Ain't got no cares 331 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,958 # I ain't got no rules 332 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,429 # I think I like 333 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,159 # Living upside down 334 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,073 # You gotta slow it down 335 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,549 - (yells) - # But then you pick it up 336 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,950 # Come on and try a little topsy-turvy back-to-front the right way round 337 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,354 You blow at boarding. But you sure are styley. 338 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,908 I'll take it you're not into pink all-in-ones? 339 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,149 (laughs) 340 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:53,953 - Mikki. Single guy from Finland. - Kim. Not interested from England. 341 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,913 - You know the skateboarding? - A bit. 342 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,395 Same, same, but different. You want some help? 343 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,074 - Yeah. - OK, come on, get up. 344 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:12,271 OK, in skateboarding, weight back. In snowboarding, weight centred. 345 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,790 OK. Right. 346 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,518 - Knees. - OK. 347 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,953 Turn with your shoulders, not the knees. 348 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,876 You're a natural. 349 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,718 It's like skateboarding, huh? 350 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,114 (Kim) Whoo-hoo! 351 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,553 (laughs) 352 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,679 - That was pretty cool. - That was nothing, Betty. 353 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,512 Let's get high. 354 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,079 Up. 355 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,317 Oh. No, I can't. I'm on the budget tour. 356 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,914 Betty... Follow me. 357 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,996 Hey, look. That's the biggest snowboarding competition in Tyrol. 358 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,755 Every year I enter, every year I face-plant. 359 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,910 But this year I rock it! 360 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,150 Hey, we'll enter together. 361 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,475 Why? Because I'm such a pro boarder? 362 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,676 Three months, maybe. 363 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,399 Maybe, maybe not. 364 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,234 Come on. $25,000. It's easy for you. You're a skateboarder. 365 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,198 I pulled a 360 my first day on a board. 366 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,392 - (Kim) And broke your neck, right? - (Mikki) No. My leg. 367 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,394 Just so you know, I've given Jonny your mother's ring. 368 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,155 That's a coincidence. I've given him one of her dresses. He'll look lovely. 369 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,879 It is not funny. The marquee is pencilled for June. 370 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,713 It was quite funny. 371 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,997 Didn't you get the message? You're joining us. Dress up. 372 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,478 I... did. 373 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,437 Don't worry. She made me change too. 374 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,752 Drainpipe jeans and winkle-pickers aren't very this season apparently. 375 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,671 (Chloe) You were never a style guru. 376 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,478 (Jonny) I was. 377 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,870 Lippy. 378 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,399 Liner. 379 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,993 Lashes. 380 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,991 Accessories. 381 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,433 I want those back. 382 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,557 And... hair gum. Use sparingly. 383 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,358 Hair gum? 384 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,752 And like that, she became a swan. 385 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,751 So I used to be an ugly duckling, then? 386 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,400 Someone needs to learn how to take a compliment. 387 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,396 - Ah, it all makes sense now. - Yeah. I'm just back office. 388 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,872 - It's a shoelace. - Er, it's bow tie. 389 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,356 No, it's a shoelace knot. Come here. 390 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,436 Didn't think you'd be the kind of girl who knew how to tie a bow tie. 391 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,432 And here's me thinking you were the kind of boy who would. 392 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,035 Big night for you, then? 393 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,590 There. 394 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,671 Licensed to kill. 395 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,919 - Or be killed. - (laughs) 396 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,515 (Jonny) Right, who needs a drink? 397 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,910 - Oh, Georgie. What are these? - Mini-burgers. Don't blame me. 398 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,713 They are sensational. 399 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,394 - Trying to get me drunk? - Just helping you on your way. 400 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,357 Greasing your nuts, as it were. 401 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,193 - Rule three? - Oh, shut up. 402 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,151 What are you grinning at? 403 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,397 Nothing. Just think I'm starting to get the hang of this. 404 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,314 The cake's on the oven. The beef is nearly done. And the mousse has set. 405 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,231 Oh, thank you. 406 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,396 Thank you. 407 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,119 - Wow. Did you hear what... - Yeah, don't get used to it. 408 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,151 Get a fresh one of these. 409 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,708 Such responsibility. Do I get a performance star? 410 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,791 - What? - Doesn't matter. 411 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,476 Chloe, you look wonderful. 412 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:33,111 Oh, look. Looks like the new girl's putting on pre-dinner entertainment. 413 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,634 Oh, dear, stand back. 414 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,869 Kim, wait. Kim... 415 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,315 (Caroline) What a waste. That's vintage. 416 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,516 Doctor's orders. The good news is, you've already got the headache, 417 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,318 so you can drink as much as you like. 418 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,789 - I should go and help Georgie. - I wouldn't worry. 419 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,838 - I think Nigel has her covered. - Thanks. 420 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,151 - Hit the spot. - Yeah, it should. '62 Dom. 421 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,437 - Dom? - It's 500 quid a bottle. 422 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,638 500? Think I'll just take the cash next time. 423 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,228 Why am I here? I'm stuck in a parallel reality 424 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,039 where people drink my monthly salary every ten minutes. 425 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,477 You're right. We're aliens. My mother has a tail. Did you see it? 426 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,755 Your mum is the scariest woman I've ever met. 427 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,071 You want to know how she met my dad? Air stewardess. Concorde. 428 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,833 Your dad was an air stewardess? 429 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,628 She's not that scary. 430 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,197 Well, look, I should be getting back. 431 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,592 Yeah, of course. Thanks for the Dom. 432 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,558 Yeah. 433 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,717 (Jonny) Can we talk about this later? 434 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,872 (Caroline) She won't wait forever, Jonny. 435 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,554 (sighs) I feel so sorry for her. 436 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,433 See? 437 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,872 - Thank you. - Everything alright? 438 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,549 Yeah, everything's fine. We'll be back out in February. 439 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,871 See if you can figure out the whole champagne-bottle thing by then. 440 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,509 - Yep, I will practise daily. - Knock yourself out. 441 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,678 Trying to shake your hand, punch you in the stomach. Not cool. 442 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,115 So, I'll put the photos on Facebook. 443 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,230 Well,... poke me. 444 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,149 Right. OK, girls. 445 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,596 This is for all your hard work. Thank you so much. 446 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,558 And, Kim, you know you get a lift pass too, don't you? 447 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,031 Just charge it to the chalet. Unless you'd prefer the cash. 448 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,270 - Lift pass would be great. - OK. 449 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,158 - Alright, let's go. - It's a private plane. It can wait. 450 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,874 - It will. I won't. - Desperate to get back to work. 451 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,679 OK, maybe I'll quit, and next time we can hitchhike here. 452 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,558 A father-son adventure. I like the sound of that. Bye. 453 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,714 - "Poke me"? - Piss off. 454 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,319 Slut. 455 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,234 - 200-euro tip for one week? - (microwave pings) 456 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,072 Are you sure you're just cooking? 457 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,869 I'll put it in the bank when I can. You OK? 458 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,392 - Yeah. Solid. - Huh? 459 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,311 I mean sound, yeah. 460 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,870 - Don't let them work you too hard. - I won't. 461 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,079 (Kim) Right, Finland, let's do this. Where do we start? 462 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:55,075 Well, in slopestyle, you are scored on your tricks on the rails, 463 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,798 and the jump you pull at the end. 464 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,555 - You smell me? - Yes, I smell you. Unfortunately. 465 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,868 Think about the run. Only the run. Be the board. 466 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,230 Let's get tricky with Mikki! 467 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,958 (yells) 468 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,389 (whoops) 469 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,556 Right, come on, Kim. 470 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,713 (yells) 471 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,719 (whoops) 472 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,356 Yes! (whoops) 473 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,434 - Hey. - Hey. 474 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,559 You do realise you're riding a beginner board from, like, the 16th century? 475 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,030 I thought the 16th century was the golden age of snowboarding. 476 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,873 Go to the rental shop and pick yourself up a park board. 477 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,030 You'll have more fun on that, trust me. 478 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,113 And ask for Willy. Tell him Tara sent you. He'll hook you up. 479 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,395 Stay safe out there. 480 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,399 Thanks. 481 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,954 Kann ich dir helfen? 482 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,555 Oh, I'm just looking, thanks. 483 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,679 Rentals are only 80 euros a week, and half-price for staff. 484 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,433 Well, I'm staff. And actually, Tara told me to come by. 485 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,239 OK, fine. 30. 486 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,074 Freestyle board, boots and helmet. You get top end for that. 487 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,991 Cool. Deal. 488 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,349 # For such a long time 489 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,796 # We've been standing in line 490 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,435 # And it's been so long 491 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,832 # That we forgot the reason we're hanging on 492 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,192 - Georgie! - Hey! 493 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,511 Check it out! That's your buddy, Kim. 494 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,999 Whoo! 495 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,953 I thought you said she hadn't been in the mountains before. 496 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,638 She hadn't. 497 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,709 # Far away with me 498 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,711 # You will never know 499 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,593 (Dad) Hey, Kimmy. I've got my first interview tomorrow. 500 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,958 And, well, I'm being a good boy and going through the statements, but I saw 501 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,873 that tip money hasn't gone in. It's probably their fault 502 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,632 but I just thought I'd let you know. 503 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:47,714 And, hey, Kimmy, aubergines. Whoo! My new favourite food. Who knew? 504 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,239 Alright, Kimmy, love you. 505 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,198 (alarm clock beeps) 506 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,074 - Didn't hear you get up. - I haven't. 507 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,598 Level nine! Yeah, baby. 508 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,595 You really think you're going to win that pro? 509 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,159 N-N-No. 510 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,151 (Bernhardt) Hallo! 511 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,118 Abend. Fraulein. 512 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,272 - Hey, Bernie. - What's with the towel, Bernie? 513 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,399 My name is Bernhardt. Mr Madsen, he asked me to test the hot tub. 514 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,630 - Did he now? - Jawohl. 515 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,957 There is, you must know, room for more than just one. 516 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,640 That is so funny, 517 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,915 because Kim and I were just saying 518 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,594 how much we would love to share a hot tub with Bernhardt. 519 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,070 - For sure? - Yeah. 520 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,436 But the problem is, we don't have our swimsuits. 521 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,511 Who needs swimsuits? 522 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,993 Yeah, Kim, who needs swimsuits? 523 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,712 You are so right. 524 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,519 Maybe when we're out there you could give me a back rub. 525 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,592 And then we can, like, frolic naked in the snow! 526 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,237 Yeah. 527 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,079 Ah! I understand. The famous English humour. 528 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,798 I forget. 529 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,878 (yells) 530 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,473 Stop snowing! 531 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,438 # You cannot change this 532 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,990 # We are not going back 533 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,554 # Yeah 534 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,437 Yes! 535 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,034 (phone beeps) 536 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,037 It's your birthday? 537 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,680 What makes you think that? 538 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,070 You want to look at anything else? Bank statements, knicker drawer? 539 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,232 - Bertie's. Now. - I'm can't, I'm saving. 540 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,709 I thought you were just about to win $25,000. 541 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,995 I don't think you need to save. Come on. 542 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,592 No, Georgie. I'm not going. 543 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,477 Betty in the house! 544 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,239 You owe me ten euros, G. She bet me you'd never come in. 545 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,518 She says you were too much of a... How you say? Chav? What is a chav? 546 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,477 Yeah, Georgie, what is a chav? 547 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,438 I didn't... His English is awful. 548 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,590 Buy yourself some vegetables. 549 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,438 Hey, Willy. This is Kim. 550 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,115 We already met. Tara says you look sweet on the freestyle. 551 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,316 Do you know who that is? 552 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,960 - Yeah. It's Tara. - Tara Dakides! 553 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,474 She won, like, 1,000 X Games medals. 554 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,632 First chick in the world to pull a backside rodeo, right, Willy? 555 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,756 Broke her back in three places learning it. 556 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,149 Now she needs a painkiller every time she rides. 557 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,437 - lnsane. What is she doing here? - The Roxy. Her big comeback. 558 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,238 She reckons this girl has game. 559 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,432 (laughs) I taught her everything she knows! 560 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,512 - Alright. - (Georgie) Yeah. 561 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,239 Happy birthday! Blow out your candles! 562 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,271 Whoo-hoo! 563 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,799 (yells) 564 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,718 (rock music) 565 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,670 # Come away with me, far away with me 566 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,436 # You will never know until you go 567 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,756 # When will you go? 568 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,116 # Fly away with me, just leave the gravity 569 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,589 # It's all just for show 570 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,238 # When will you go? 571 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,000 # Just let go 572 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,949 # For such a long time 573 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,555 # We've been standing in line 574 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,155 # It's been so long 575 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,471 - It's just a few. Come on. - But it's rule number one. 576 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,910 The night is young, and so are we. 577 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,310 Just a few. 578 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,436 (loud music) 579 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,840 - This is your fault. - You are welcome. 580 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,313 Oh, come on! 581 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,958 (yells) 582 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,790 - Little Finnish lunatic. - How long have you been together? 583 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,316 - Oh, we're not together. - My balls are ice cream! 584 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,789 (girls shriek) 585 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,317 Argh. (laughs nervously) 586 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,675 Chill out. 587 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,917 Chill out, chill out, chill out, 588 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,073 chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out! 589 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,879 (cheers) 590 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:45,354 Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out! 591 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,954 (others stop chanting) 592 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,634 You here all season? 593 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,756 - Jimmy's going home. - Don't tempt me. 594 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,152 There's a broken coffee table in the hall, the speaker system is kaput, 595 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,674 and vomit on the yucca plant. 596 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,069 (sighs) Excellent work, girls. 597 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,472 Just as long as nobody painted a comedy moustache on the... 598 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,397 OK, look, just clean up the mess, I'll replace the kit, 599 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,080 you pay me back later. We'll take it out of your tips. 600 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,879 - But what's happened... - They don't need to know. 601 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,509 I don't understand why they would do this if they knew we were coming. 602 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,511 - You told them, right? - Ja, sicher. 603 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,673 Jawohl. I say Mr Jonny come early because of the good snow. 604 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,637 - No, no, no, he didn't! - You didn't! 605 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,790 - I did. - Awesome sauna, bro. 606 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,075 OK, erm... You do not get to call me needle cock ever again. 607 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,948 And you, next time you have a birthday party, do it at your own house. 608 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,031 Yeah, yeah, a few rounds of Twister, 609 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,429 a couple of games of gin rummy and we're away. 610 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,556 - Great. - Pop round if you're in the area. 611 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,631 - Maybe I will. - Cool. 612 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,040 Er, breakfast at eight. OK? 613 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,869 Better luck next time, Scheisskopf. 614 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,834 - Kim? - Georgie? 615 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,435 You're really going to have to win that competition now. 616 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,354 - Yep. - (both laugh) 617 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,472 Come on, babes. 618 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,997 First day of the season. 619 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,793 See you later. Try not to organise any mass raves while we're out. 620 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,795 # I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you 621 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,190 # I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you 622 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,114 Look, Dad. I'll speak to you later. I've really got to go. Love you. 623 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,428 Bye. 624 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,591 Come on. 625 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,112 - Hi. - Hi. 626 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,875 Hi! 627 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,554 Jesus, have you slept with half the bloody resort? 628 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,956 - Only the useful half. - I can be useful. 629 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,993 # I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you 630 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,957 # I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome 631 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,918 Is it true chalet girls all have sex in gondolas? 632 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,594 Oh, yeah. Non-stop. We are crazy for it. 633 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,318 Come on, can't people see in? 634 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,436 The windows steam up if you do it right. 635 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,479 Yep. On this one you only have 90 seconds. No time for foreplay. 636 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,391 90 seconds is Nige's record. 637 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,552 - I still think I can do better. - OK, sister present. 638 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,557 - Check out the fresh tracks. - (Kim) Wow. 639 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,870 - The Yeti. - The who? 640 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,474 Not really a Yeti. Just some local mystery guy. 641 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,279 He's always first to put fresh tracks down the powder. 642 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,158 - You know he's a guy because... - Local mystery person. 643 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,994 He, she, they climb through the night, ski down at dawn. Pretty amazing. 644 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,350 Amazing / weird. 645 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,877 I'd love to have sex in a gondola. 646 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,195 You girls want to come ski with us? Bernhardt told me about this empty run. 647 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,316 I'm sure they have things they want to do. 648 00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,109 - I'm meeting someone at the snowpark. - Worried you can't keep up, huh? 649 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,430 - (Georgie scoffs) - We'll see about that. 650 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,829 (whoops) 651 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,595 (whoops) 652 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,234 (both laugh) 653 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,997 Hey. Over here! 654 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,879 Come on. Your turn to jump. 655 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,512 (car horn blares) 656 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,830 You OK? 657 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,035 Chloe. Chloe, wait! 658 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,758 No, Chloe please don't! Chloe. 659 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,915 (yells / thud) 660 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,629 (yells) 661 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:38,190 - Does it hurt? - Of course it fricking hurts, idiot! 662 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,556 OK, give her some more of that strong stuff. Yeah. 663 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,437 (Chloe yells) 664 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,909 - I feel bad. - So you should. It's all your fault. 665 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,433 I'm joking. It's really not. 666 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,876 I'll get her back to London this afternoon. We know a good surgeon. 667 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,474 I'll back out in a couple of weeks with some clients. 668 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,279 So I'll see you then, then. 669 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,759 Then. 670 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,909 (Chloe yells) 671 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,710 (men shout) Three! Two! One! 672 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,756 (all cheer) 673 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,710 - I need help. - Me too. 674 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,470 Taking big jumps, lesson one. 675 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,393 It's complex, so watch close. 676 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,837 (whoops) 677 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,708 Jump into my arms, Betty! 678 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,429 Betty Boop? You there? 679 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,353 - (breathes heavily) - Betty? 680 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,556 What's wrong? 681 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,715 Betty, jumping is easy. 682 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,756 Landing is the hard bit. 683 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,512 Come on. 684 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,718 - You ready? - Yeah. 685 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,756 On three. Three! 686 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,518 (yells) 687 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,477 (both laugh) 688 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,354 (yells) 689 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,477 Yeah! 690 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:03,313 # Chicken! Pay the chicken back back, pay the chicken back 691 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,517 # Pay back the chicken back, do the chicken payback 692 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,672 # Piggy! Pay the piggy back back, pay the piggy back 693 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,911 # Pay back the piggy back, do the piggy payback 694 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,753 # Monkey! Pay the monkey back back, pay the monkey back 695 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,832 # See the monkey, do the monkey, pay the monkey back 696 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,990 Slamdown! Y es! 697 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,717 - My flying angel! - Ow! 698 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,349 - Are you really going to go for it? - Yeah. This girl is a podgy. 699 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,910 - She's a what...? - Podgy. She's a real podgy. 700 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,831 - (phone rings) - (Kim) I'm not podgy! 701 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,717 Oh, prodigy. 702 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,509 Hey, Nigel, my sexy beast! How are you? 703 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,749 Nigel? 704 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,308 Hey, Kim! What's up? 705 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,551 Hey. Hey, Tara, erm... 706 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,797 Just... taking a break. 707 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,316 Well, like they say, if it were easy... 708 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,156 You guys ready? Let's go. 709 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,034 Right, come on, buster. 710 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,714 It's been a long day, Betty. Take it easy. 711 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,349 (Kim) Hey, watch and learn, my friend! 712 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,271 Betty, wait up! It's too soon! 713 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,432 (car horn blares) 714 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,628 (yells) 715 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,433 Whoa! 716 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,358 (chopping) 717 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,915 I think that's enough carrots. 718 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,673 Why give up now after you've worked so hard? 719 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,753 - Because I don't feel like it, OK? - It's just a sprain. 720 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,400 This time. Then next time I break my neck. Then what? 721 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,072 People die doing this stuff. 722 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,037 - I thought you needed the money. - I do. 723 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,190 Maybe if I hadn't spent it renting ski kit 724 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,590 and replacing stupid speakers, which we haven't paid for yet... 725 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,468 Jesus, Kim, we're meant to be having fun. 726 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:32,750 Hello, this is Kim Matthews's phone. Leave a message after the tone. Bye! 727 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,835 Cheer up, babe. It might never happen. 728 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,310 It has. It continues to. 729 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,153 Do you know what you need to do? 730 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:44,753 Drink bleach? Good idea. 731 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,195 Two capfuls. Bucket. Hot water. 732 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,114 You know what they say, don't you? Tidy kitchen, tidy mind. 733 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,310 I just feel like I'm losing her. 734 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,517 People change. Change is good. 735 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,556 Where's her mum, then? 736 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,434 Sutton Row Cemetery. Change isn't always good. 737 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,668 Two capfuls? 738 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,392 Yo-ho, snow-ho! (laughs) 739 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,237 - How's your arm? - It's alright. It's getting there. 740 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,311 The doctor said it'll be fine in a few days. 741 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,437 Oh. Wow, she can talk to me now, right? 742 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,273 Now that Captain America isn't calling her 50 times a day. 743 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,069 I need my training buddy. They started building the course for the pro. 744 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,118 - You wanna take a sneaky peeky? - No, I can't. 745 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,794 We've got corporate guests. Big weekend. 746 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,350 One hour? You've got to do this. 747 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,473 Betty, you on a board, it's where you're meant to be. 748 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,075 You've got so much talent it's unfair on the rest of us, so why... 749 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,998 Betty... 750 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,349 Sorry, Mikki. I can't. 751 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,794 Bye. 752 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,356 - Thank you, Kate. - Dad, her name's Kim. 753 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,035 Where's that one from last year, Dickie? Really big tits, big arse? 754 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,270 Henry Goodwin? He went bust, didn't you hear? 755 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,828 - You prick! The chalet girl. - Milly broke her leg. 756 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,990 - What, skiing? - Apres-skiing. 757 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,436 You're too lean for my taste. We'll have to fatten you up, love. 758 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,353 Yeah, a bit more cushion for the pushin'. 759 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,396 - They tip well. - They'd better. 760 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,232 We need Malcolm to come in first. 761 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,914 40 mill, 50 maybe. The others will follow. 762 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,150 - You worry too much. - You don't worry enough. 763 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:54,357 - (Malcolm) Dickie, shift your arse! - Right. Let's get going. 764 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,908 Georgie, you're coming with us to dish up lunch? 765 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,077 Erm, actually I've come down with something. 766 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,950 It's like a little tickle. It's like... (coughs) 767 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,713 Oh. Well, you'd better come, then, erm... 768 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,030 - Oh, Dad, for God's sake, it's Kim. - Kim. 769 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,549 No, I should be... 770 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,993 Ow. 771 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:19,153 Fine. I'll get changed and get my lift pass. 772 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,435 You don't need a lift pass. 773 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,795 How can you not need a lift pass? 774 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,115 Ah. 775 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,958 You ever been in one of these things? 776 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,713 Yeah, we got one at home. This one's pretty small. 777 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,917 - Do we pay extra for irony? - No, the irony's free. 778 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,468 - It's the sarcasm you're paying for. - (laughs) 779 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,198 Ironically. 780 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,959 Oh, wow. 781 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,476 - How long have you been on that thing? - About eight weeks. 782 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,551 Jesus. Dickie... 783 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,108 You can fly back on the bird if you're not sure. 784 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,789 - She's fine. Trust me. - I don't want her holding us up. 785 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,398 The global financial meltdown just happened to other people, right? 786 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,234 I warned you about sub-primes. Greed is only good when it comes to lunch. 787 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,834 Speaking of which, what is this? 788 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,675 Special Austrian food. Strudel, nudel and... knodel. 789 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,958 I wouldn't mind a "canoodle" with this one in fact. 790 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,197 Right, nearest the pin, lads. It's 50s in and it's... 791 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,032 I'm going to go 32C. 792 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,873 It's hard to tell. The jumper might be bulking her up. 793 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,757 Put me down for a 30B. 794 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,912 Miles off. I'm thinking 30D, the Holy Grail of bra sizes. 795 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,912 Controversial. Go on, Kimmy, put us out of our misery. 796 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,797 No, Kim, don't answer that. 797 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,390 I'm sorry. I was under the impression that we were enjoying ourselves. 798 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,075 Unlike most women you know, Malcolm, Kim keeps her clothes on for a living. 799 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,275 Oh. 800 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,237 It's alright. You know what they say. 801 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,390 The bigger the chat, the smaller the chap. 802 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,835 (Dickie laughs) 803 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,388 (Dickie) New game. Waistlines. Malcolm? 804 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,476 (Malcolm) Fantastic weekend, Dickie. 805 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,790 Flattery will get you nowhere 806 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,874 but some fresh powder and a couple of tasty chalet tarts will get you 40 mill. 807 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,271 - Dad, wait. - Forgotten your hair-care products? 808 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,109 Actually, I was thinking about staying a couple more days if it's OK. 809 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,637 Hey, do your thing. Back for the weekend, obviously? 810 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,551 Yeah, of course. 811 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,918 I'll see you guys soon. 812 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,349 There's, like, 400 euros here. Should think so too. Bloody perverts. 813 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,590 Jonny didn't ask us to pay him back for... 814 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,877 Thanks for reminding me. (clears throat) 815 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:11,151 - (Georgie laughs) - Oh, and you. Yes. 816 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,954 OK, so that you can earn yours back, I want to hire you. 817 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,917 50 euros an hour. 818 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,549 Not like that. 819 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,315 - Need a hand? The meter's running. - No. 820 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,198 That's three euros right there. Well, it's your money. 821 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,475 Actually, it's mine now. Again. 822 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,592 Show me what's so great about boarding. Let's get gnarled. 823 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,319 - Gnarly. - Whatever. Sick, phat, ill. 824 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,038 You sound like a doctor. 825 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,030 - Holy shit, I'm a natural. - Shut up, snoogles. 826 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,511 (Jonny) Move back into position. 827 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,273 - (Jonny) Watch this one. - (Kim) Now concentrate. 828 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,590 - (Jonny) OK. - ldiot. 829 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,673 I think you mean, "Concentrate, please, valued paying customer."' 830 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,071 - (Jonny) Oops. - Ow! 831 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:10,035 - OK, that was an accident. - I'm not going to be your bit of fun. 832 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,229 - (Kim) Go on, then. - Yes, yes, yes. 833 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,749 (Kim) Come on, loser. I'll show you how it's done. 834 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,952 Yes! 835 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,077 (Kim) So you have a pretty rough life, huh? 836 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,072 - (Jonny) Hideous, isn't it? - I don't know how you stand it. 837 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,838 It's not all it's cracked up to be. 838 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,912 I've heard that having loads of money can be a real let-down. 839 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,068 You think I could do anything I want to? 840 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:49,557 Truth is, my dad's been saving a place for me on the board since I was two 841 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,234 and my mother won't be happy until I've married Chloe 842 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,198 and have nine children with perfect teeth. 843 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,077 They've got it all planned out for me 844 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,038 and I'm, like, "This is it? This is my life?" 845 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,519 No, nice try, but not quite. 846 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,398 Oh, angst. The rich kid's alternative to real problems. 847 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,553 Sarcasm. The chalet girl's alternative to real humour. I know I'm lucky... 848 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,716 "But I'm stuck in this caged existence 849 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,030 of vintage champagne and luxury ski chalets 850 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,111 when I just want to be a pop star."' 851 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,310 Rock star. 852 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,830 - Why don't you just do it, then? - It's just not that simple. 853 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,198 - What? - It's nothing. 854 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,714 No, what? Go on. 855 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,115 It's just a bit silly. My mum always used to say, 856 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,516 "You've got brains in your head, feet in your shoes."' 857 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,512 "You can steer yourself in any direction you choose."' 858 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,839 Clever girl, your mum. 859 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,316 Yeah. We should get going. 860 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,879 (Jonny) Yeah. 861 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,396 (Georgie) I hope you know what you're doing. 862 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,439 - Excuse me? - I'm just saying. 863 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:12,433 The season ends, he goes back to his world, you go back to yours. 864 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,788 What are you left with? 865 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,714 (scoffs) My world? Where exactly is that? Pluto? 866 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,917 - No, that's not what I meant. - Don't judge me by your standards. 867 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,195 You'd rather be with a rich idiot like Nigel 868 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,999 instead of Mikki who you are clearly in love with. 869 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,709 - I'm going for a beer. - There's something you need to know. 870 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,509 I think I'm done on the friendly advice for now, thanks. 871 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,956 It'd be better if you just stay out of it, OK? 872 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,711 Do you want to talk about it? A barman's cheaper than a shrink. 873 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,631 A beer's cheaper than a barman. 874 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,274 - I'm pretty cheap. - Beer doesn't talk back either. 875 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,317 (Jonny) Hey. Are you OK? 876 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,473 - She told you where I was, then? - I'm staying out of it. 877 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,071 Look, about us... 878 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,999 Night, Jonny. 879 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,070 What I really came to say was I booked the helicopter again. 880 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,070 I need someone to serve me lunch. 881 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,672 You are so annoying. 882 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,873 # I feel sweet 883 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,315 # Do you feel sweet? 884 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,072 # It's amazing 885 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,719 # I have no skin, and I feel everything 886 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,438 # It's amazing 887 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,510 # I've wanted this for so long 888 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,955 # Now the deed has been done 889 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,838 # We shall rise with the sun 890 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,150 # Spend our time as one 891 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,834 # Now there is no sin in anything 892 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,672 # It's life-changing 893 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,234 # This feeling 894 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,592 # This feeling 895 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,791 # This feeling 896 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,311 # It's amazing 897 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,878 # From now on 898 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,069 # From now on 899 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,549 # We are one 900 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,710 # It's amazing 901 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,553 # It's in the stars, in the sun 902 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,596 # It's everywhere, in everyone 903 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,229 # And it will be every day 904 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,720 # From now on 905 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,637 # From now on 906 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,512 # We are one 907 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,039 # It's amazing 908 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,031 (Jonny) It's like pass the parcel. 909 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,270 34B. Knew it. 910 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,353 What? 911 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,678 Nothing. 912 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,196 (Kim) Would it freak you out if I said that was the best day of my life? 913 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:22,070 OK, maybe not the best, but certainly top... five. 914 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,919 What is with you people walking in on me naked? 915 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,515 I think the idea was you stayed below stairs, young lady. 916 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,673 And you, don't you have an engagement party to go to? 917 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,235 For a second there I thought she meant... 918 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,877 Oh. 919 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,710 - I did try to tell you. - (Kim) It's not hard. 920 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,836 "Did you hear Jonny proposed to Chloe?" 921 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,951 "No. Thanks for letting me know, chum."' 922 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,758 I didn't want to see you get hurt. 923 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,992 Yeah, you just did a spiffing job all round, didn't you? 924 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,834 She's a chalet girl. My God, it is such a cliche. 925 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,354 I wouldn't have minded so much if you were discreet 926 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,910 but Bernhardt said you were all over each other, on the beginner slope! 927 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,310 Bernhardt could learn a few things about being discreet himself. 928 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,868 Honey, do you realise what you're risking here? 929 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,951 You have to stop this right now, or I will. 930 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,510 This isn't Jane Austen, Mum. Look, when you and Dad met... 931 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,591 Enough, Jonathan. 932 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,157 I just think you can do better. 933 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,595 Well, I don't think Dad could have done better. 934 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,872 Look, your father and l, we got lucky. 935 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,952 But believe me, this girl is only after one thing. 936 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,951 Yeah. And it was great. 937 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,350 - Is there a reason you're still here? - Look, Kim, can we just... 938 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:57,070 There's a noise. I can't quite... Oh, that's right, it's a lying bastard. 939 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,515 Yeah. OK. 940 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,878 Erm, well, look, I owe you... three hours. 941 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,996 (laughs) 942 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,629 Shit. 943 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:13,030 Kim! Kim, wait! Kim! 944 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,358 Kim! 945 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,557 About 8:30 tomorrow. I'll cook you a nice tea to celebrate. 946 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,234 - What about the competition? - I was never going to win. 947 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,390 It's fine. I can come back and sort you out. 948 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,438 I've lasted three months. I'm sure I can manage another week. 949 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,512 Dad, I looked online at your latest order. 24 tins of beans? 950 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,391 Are you giving up the chance of a lifetime 951 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,436 because I'm eating too many baked beans? 952 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:53,511 Someone's got to take care of you. 953 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,717 Oh, no, you don't. Don't you dare do that, Kimmy. 954 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,394 Don't you put this on me. This is your decision. 955 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,109 Anyway, since when did my Kimmy ever say there was no way 956 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,952 she was gonna win something? 957 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,031 I'll tell you something else, Kimberley. 958 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,994 What, William? 959 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,195 It's what she would have wanted. 960 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,035 Hallo. Was bekommst du? 961 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,752 Erm, what do you want? 962 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,112 It's a beautiful spring morning here in St Anton, 963 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,794 perfect conditions for the open qualifiers! 964 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,989 Come on! Come on! 965 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,833 (commentator)..ranks with a kicker. 966 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,596 Mixing things up 967 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,875 and finishing off with a super styley 540 968 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,157 that should see him through to the weekend's final. 969 01:07:56,240 --> 01:08:00,597 And there it is, a 73! That sends Hampton through. 970 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:05,356 Next up, from Finland, Mikki Niemenan! 971 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,637 - That's you, champ. - Is Georgie out there? 972 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,315 Well, don't think about her. Think about the run. Only the run. 973 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,470 Be the board. 974 01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,872 (start-gate monitor) Go! 975 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,631 (commentator) Here he goes, the Finnish freak now going down, 976 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,915 hammers those rails! 977 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,069 Niemenan showing some impressive skills. 978 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,432 Switch 50-50, backside 180. 979 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,394 Sweet! Coming up to the booter where he fell last year. 980 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,755 Hits it, going for broke! 981 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,590 Whoa! 982 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,353 And broke it is! 983 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:51,479 He's up, but he's going to have a monster headache in the morning. 984 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,356 - You sure you want this? - Just do it. 985 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:57,432 And in the ladies' qualifiers now... 986 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,476 Don't worry, it's legal. 987 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,512 - Better than sex too. -.. Tara Dakides! 988 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:10,071 A solid 50-50 on the goalpost. Boom! 989 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,518 She spread some butter on the box! 990 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,756 And a frontside seven lean! 991 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,470 A master class from the master! 992 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,835 The Greek goddess! 993 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:28,708 Whatever, man! She is awesome! 994 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,394 The Queen of Scream is back! 995 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:34,199 - Ow! - Now, last up, strapped in, 996 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:37,909 trying to follow an amazing run, newcomer Kim Matthews. 997 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,592 Let's see what she has got! 998 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:43,150 Drei, zwei, eins. Go! 999 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:48,751 A front 180 to switch tail, a 180 out! 1000 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,515 T extbook awesomeness! 1001 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,433 A silky tail press. Nice one, Matthews! 1002 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:00,311 Throwing an indy grab coming off the box! 1003 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:05,150 And here she goes now, coming up to the big booter! 1004 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,673 (car horn blares) 1005 01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:12,959 What's happened there? 1006 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,992 She's stopped short and takes the lame line down. 1007 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:20,798 Kim might have done just enough on the top section to get into the main event. 1008 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,237 Oh, no. 59, just outside qualification. 1009 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,470 Kim will be back on finals day, 1010 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,949 but she'll have to wait and see if she gets a ride. 1011 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,600 I came 21st. Yay! 1012 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,716 That's great. How many qualify? 1013 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,634 The top 20. So, suddenly, not so yay. I am first reserve though. 1014 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,395 - I get a chance if someone pulls out. - You gave it your best shot though. 1015 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:44,429 (door opens) 1016 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,671 - Dad, I've got to go. - OK, bye. 1017 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,318 Bye. 1018 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,829 - (Mikki laughs) - Finland! 1019 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,911 Morphine rules! 1020 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,639 It's just ligaments, thank God. 1021 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,920 Oh, piss off! Again. 1022 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,919 (snoring) 1023 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,713 - (Willy) Hi. - (gasps) 1024 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,748 So you are the Yeti. 1025 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,399 Must be the hair. 1026 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,552 Want to talk about it? 1027 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,235 No. 1028 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,551 It's just something that... 1029 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,471 Er... 1030 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,312 We were... 1031 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,960 We were driving home, and, erm... 1032 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,598 I'd just won the London Trials 1033 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,353 and... all of us in the car, 1034 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,839 me and my mum and dad, 1035 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,115 were singing at the top of our voices 1036 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,431 and we were all laughing cos none of us can sing for shit. 1037 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,476 And, erm... 1038 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,717 Er... 1039 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,189 My dad had to swerve, and... 1040 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,190 And he skidded off the road. 1041 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,919 And my... 1042 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:04,319 My mum was on the side that got hit, and... 1043 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,310 And she died. 1044 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,196 My mum died. 1045 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,311 I just really miss her. 1046 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,197 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 1047 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,440 I always get like this when I'm around Yetis. 1048 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,392 Let's ride. 1049 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:54,314 (Willy) I always tell the mountains my problems. They're good listeners. 1050 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,236 Two minutes. I'm going to go and tell the caterers. 1051 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:50,879 (man) Jonathan! 1052 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,190 Deidre and I would like to say... 1053 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,794 Lord and Lady Marberry, can I get you another drink? 1054 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,872 Well, why not? Good to see you. 1055 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,117 If you've got to do it, do it now. 1056 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:12,188 He had it the entire time we were there and I had no idea. Such a surprise. 1057 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:15,033 - Excuse me. Can I have a word? - Yeah. 1058 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:16,917 Thanks. 1059 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,638 What's up? 1060 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,033 What? 1061 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,996 - What is it? - Erm... 1062 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,913 I have an idea that I wanted to run by you. 1063 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:35,838 How-How would you feel if we didn't get married? 1064 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,871 How would that sit with you? 1065 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:46,073 - Good idea. - Really? You're OK with this? 1066 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,396 Of course I'm not OK with it. 1067 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,992 - Look, I understand it's bad timing. - Do you really? 1068 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:57,914 Ending a five-year relationship in the middle of our engagement party? 1069 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,037 Yes, I think that constitutes bad timing! 1070 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,951 (room falls silent) 1071 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:06,794 - I'm sorry, I'm... - An asshole is what you are! 1072 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,555 Exactly right. I am. 1073 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,315 You're in love with her, aren't you? 1074 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,717 Exactly right. I am. 1075 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,234 Someday I will probably thank you for this, 1076 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:41,835 for not going through with it just to please your mother. 1077 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,831 But today... 1078 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,231 (all gasp) 1079 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:56,637 Today, it's not quite how I'm feeling. 1080 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,237 Here, I got you some ice for the swelling. 1081 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,556 They're gonna blow up. 1082 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,236 Come on, let's go. 1083 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,235 - And for your next trick... - You're not upset? 1084 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,629 She's lovely, but I trust you. 1085 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,598 - Your mother, on the other hand... - (wine glass tings) 1086 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,396 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the happy couple. 1087 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,750 In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, 1088 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,991 the cabin crew will direct you to the nearest available exit. 1089 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,997 It was like love at first sight. 1090 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:37,436 They were kids, if you can believe that. 1091 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:42,150 (sighs) OK, baby. Let's get you drunk. 1092 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,309 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 1093 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,719 Yeah, laters, babe. Yeah. 1094 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,360 Oh, my God! You guys are never going to believe 1095 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:53,032 what happened to Jonny and Chloe. 1096 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,954 Apparently there was this major showdown at their engagement party. 1097 01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,600 Hattie says Chloe dumped Jonny in front of everyone 1098 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,352 and Jonny stormed out. 1099 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:04,432 But Pips also tweeted that it was Jonny who broke up with Chloe 1100 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,795 and Chloe just passed out, right there. 1101 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,713 Either way, it was just super-dramatic, right? 1102 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,712 What? 1103 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,791 I couldn't care less. 1104 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:28,879 Welcome to Channel 419, broadcasting live from St Anton, Austria. 1105 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,474 Let's go to our girl on the scene, Jasmine Kendal. 1106 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:34,916 So it's finals day here in St Anton, and one shot is all they get. 1107 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,956 Come on, y'all. Let's make some noise! 1108 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:41,789 The Roxy Slopestyle Pro! Whoo! 1109 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:46,476 Come on, let this be the best event in the history of snowboarding! Let's go! 1110 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,676 Whoo! 1111 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:51,320 (man) Good luck, Kim. I hope you get a ride. 1112 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,392 (Kim) Yeah, well, fingers crossed. 1113 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,272 Thanks, Gunter. 1114 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,556 Whoa, whoa, this area is reserved. 1115 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,676 - Well, I'm the reserve. - Oh, yes? 1116 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,274 - Your tick here? - Does it really matter? 1117 01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,796 - (Willy) You're not listening. - (Tara) Enough. I'm doing it already. 1118 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,518 Thanks. 1119 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:16,115 (commentator) 20th qualifier, Anja Schmidt! 1120 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,919 By my count, nice. That's an 84! 1121 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,798 Bethany Loux, getting high! She's looking good! 1122 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,917 Uh-oh, that bump's gonna cost her. 1123 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,471 Halfway through the competition now, and this thing is still wide open. 1124 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,313 What's this? A front flip! Yes! 1125 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:37,073 Awesome-tacular! 1126 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:44,233 Some major amplitude on that hit! Sick! 1127 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,630 Deep in the final stages. It is getting tense! 1128 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,038 Oh. And a super-smooth 720. 1129 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:56,157 That takes Kjersti Buaas into top spot! 1130 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,240 Final three competitors to the gate, please. 1131 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:06,348 Howson, Beal and... Dakides. 1132 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,910 You see, you must have a system or else everything fails. 1133 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,719 Now, my friend, my work here is done. 1134 01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:16,795 - Hey. - Just wanted to say good luck. 1135 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,359 Thanks. 1136 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,155 Hey, you killed it in qualifying, you know that? 1137 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:26,074 - Up to the point where I screwed up. - Yeah. Up until then. 1138 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:27,991 (Willy) OK, Tara, it's ready. 1139 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,756 - Well, I'll leave you to it. - Thanks. 1140 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:37,828 Pretty near perfect yesterday, babe. What's left to prove? 1141 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,798 Hey, Kim. Come back. 1142 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,758 - You're riding. - But no one's dropped out. 1143 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,270 Try not to screw up this time, huh? 1144 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:19,309 Hey, clipboard guy. I'm pulling out. I gave my bib to Kim. 1145 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:29,030 - Last up, lead qualifier... - Hold on. 1146 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:34,797 Wait... I'm being told that Tara Dakides has had to pull out. 1147 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:38,919 Her place is being taken by Kim Matthews from the UK. 1148 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,479 (yells) 1149 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,910 (phone rings) 1150 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,952 - Hello? - (Kim) Channel 419. 1151 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,190 I'm on. Now. 1152 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,712 Ready? 1153 01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,756 # Oh, take these storms away, start a brand-new story 1154 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:17,230 # I'll make it through each day, singing death or glory 1155 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:19,271 - # Lord won't answer me - Drei... 1156 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:22,352 - # I won't let it bring me down - Zwei, eins... 1157 01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:23,509 Go! 1158 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,875 What channel? Now? 1159 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:29,712 Cheers, Bill. Les! 1160 01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,709 (commentator) Kim's coming up to the table. 1161 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,275 - Come on. - # Hold on 1162 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,312 # Hold on 1163 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:48,910 On the goalpost, backside boardslide. Nice! 1164 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,829 Yes! 1165 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:59,071 Now what has she saved up for last? 1166 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,317 # Hold on, hold on 1167 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,676 # Where we belong 1168 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:25,515 # My heart, my song 1169 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,319 # We stand alone 1170 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,472 # Where we belong 1171 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,834 # Where we belong 1172 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,718 (commentator) Switch rodeo 900! 1173 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:38,155 She is so sweet, my teeth hurt! 1174 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:41,829 Y es! 1175 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:51,750 Hey, whoa! Let's stay professional! 1176 01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,718 I'm her agent. All offers to me! 1177 01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,636 Ow. Ooh. Ow. 1178 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,631 You were amazing, Betty. 1179 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:03,276 Pull your chequebooks and follow me. 1180 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,033 (Georgie) She's my friend! I saw her first! 1181 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,793 (all shriek) 1182 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:12,952 (Jonny) Congratulations. 1183 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:16,919 So I guess your hourly rate just shot through the roof. 1184 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,629 Oh, right. It's the lying bastard. 1185 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:25,635 - Technically, I never lied to you. - Withholding-the-truth bastard. 1186 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,595 You hurt me, you know. 1187 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,074 Look... 1188 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:39,352 I'm sorry. I really am. You know it's over... 1189 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:42,955 Things are gonna have to change now I'm a global snowboarding megastar. 1190 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:49,272 You're right. You're completely out of my league. 1191 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,952 (Kim) Hm-hmm. 1192 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:55,079 It would be really awkward if I was always paying for everything. 1193 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,196 I could be a kept man. 1194 01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,512 (Kim) Come here! 1195 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,228 I've never kissed a girl in a helmet before. 1196 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,952 Safety first. 1197 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:18,079 (Jonny) Oh, God. 1198 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,515 We don't have a licence for that stuff! 1199 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:29,069 Alright. 1200 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:31,071 Kim, come up here and get your prize! 1201 01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,712 That was so beautiful. 1202 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:43,549 Georgie, from the moment I laid eyes on you, 1203 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,796 I knew that one day we would be together 1204 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:48,110 and now seeing you here l... 1205 01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,030 Shitballs. 1206 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:56,272 How about you? Want to catch a gondola? 1207 01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:58,157 - OK. - Really? 1208 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:05,236 And in first place, winning $25,000, 1209 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:09,717 please welcome to the podium Kim Matthews! 1210 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,438 (crowd roars) 1211 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:25,356 (commentator) What a future this girl has ahead of her! Amazing! 1212 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,434 # You say everything's alright 1213 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:59,229 # I say nothing can go right, yeah 1214 01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,117 # Oh, what a game you can play 1215 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,680 # Sad days add to confusion 1216 01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:09,469 # Sad ways end in delusion, yeah 1217 01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:11,152 # That's the name of the game 1218 01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,148 # Well, I know your love is rough 1219 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,913 # And the road you take is tough 1220 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,116 # But I just can't get enough 1221 01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,673 # Chequered love 1222 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:25,469 - Erm... - I'm trying a bit of the old gourmet. 1223 01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:28,154 (laughs) Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky lady? 1224 01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,468 You are? 1225 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,672 I mean, only if you want to. 1226 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,318 I mean, I only said that 1227 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,231 cos I thought it sounded cool. 1228 01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:41,472 - I finish work at six. - Six is good. 1229 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:44,028 See you at six, then. 1230 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,035 # Well, I know your love is rough 1231 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,634 # And the road you take is tough 1232 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:52,790 # But I just can't get enough 1233 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:54,791 # Chequered love 1234 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:57,070 (presenter) Kim, this is big. 1235 01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:01,034 You know, pro snowboarder, sponsorship deals all over the place. 1236 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:03,793 And you totally rocked up with some hot guy. 1237 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,839 - So that's brilliant. - He just keeps following me around. 1238 01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:11,310 If you want me to take him off your hands, that is something I could do. 1239 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:14,153 Yeah. We could sort of share him. 1240 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:16,869 # Chequered love 1241 01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:24,280 # You say everything's alright 1242 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:27,796 # I say nothing can go right, yeah 1243 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,359 # Oh, what a game you can play 1244 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:32,193 - (Jules) Oh! Nigel! - (Nigel groans) 1245 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:34,748 (Nigel) Jules, we did it! It's under 90 seconds! 1246 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,273 (Jules) Well done, babes. 1247 01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:40,319 # Oh, I can't let go 1248 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,032 # Cos I need you so tonight 1249 01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:02,795 Whoo-hoo! 1250 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:04,029 - Oh. - (laughter) 1251 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:06,076 # Chequered love 1252 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,792 (man) Action. 1253 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,950 - This is your fault. - You are welcome. 1254 01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,155 (glass smashes) 1255 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:15,549 - Oh. - (beep)