1 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,758 On my late father's advice... 2 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:57,172 I first became a thief. 3 00:00:57,763 --> 00:01:00,537 but then I discovered thieving gets your hands cut off. 4 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,720 or your feet smashed with a hammer. 5 00:01:04,137 --> 00:01:06,520 or hanged... like my father. 6 00:01:07,121 --> 00:01:10,684 So I gave up being a thief and did the next best thing. 7 00:01:11,024 --> 00:01:13,067 I joined the church. 8 00:01:13,102 --> 00:01:15,247 Not a priest, though it has good prospects. 9 00:01:15,594 --> 00:01:16,484 No. 10 00:01:16,897 --> 00:01:19,371 As a painter, an artist. 11 00:01:19,515 --> 00:01:25,702 I could do it all. Angels, devils, virgins and nuns. 12 00:01:26,137 --> 00:01:29,867 Painting bums on angels is not a bad way of earning a living. 13 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:31,512 And I was happy. 14 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:34,444 Then everything changed. 15 00:01:35,452 --> 00:01:37,473 Not just for me.... for everyone. 16 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:41,653 The rich, the poor, everyone... 17 00:02:40,476 --> 00:02:45,015 This boy, Lorenzo, he's always in trouble, always pushing his luck. 18 00:02:46,309 --> 00:02:51,266 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner, but his luck is running out. 19 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,986 This time he's won against the wrong person. 20 00:02:54,889 --> 00:02:56,390 Gerbino De la Ratta. 21 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:59,929 They had this fight, you see. And Gerbino's a bad loser. 22 00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:02,462 A really bad loser. 23 00:03:02,497 --> 00:03:06,813 Gerbino De la Ratta would resent losing a dirty sock in a wager. 24 00:03:06,848 --> 00:03:09,386 That's the kind of person he is. 25 00:03:10,622 --> 00:03:15,111 -Come down here and fight. -So you can put a scar like that on my cheek? 26 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:19,653 I'd improve your looks, you ugly shit, but I'm far too beautiful. 27 00:03:31,972 --> 00:03:33,606 You're next. 28 00:03:35,154 --> 00:03:37,816 Into the shit, where you belong. 29 00:03:39,123 --> 00:03:40,277 Why is he still alive, Andreuccio? 30 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:41,961 I told you, I want him dead. 31 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:58,165 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the first to have a thing for Pampinea Anastasi. 32 00:03:59,109 --> 00:04:01,722 Although he was the last one to admit. 33 00:04:02,799 --> 00:04:06,865 The richest girl in town, Pampinea is not so much spoiled... 34 00:04:07,134 --> 00:04:09,790 as laviously as overindulged. 35 00:04:10,092 --> 00:04:12,100 Poor little rich girl. 36 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:16,154 But that was before the plague. Not now. 37 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:17,966 Everything's changed. 38 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:20,884 Even for Pampinea. 39 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:31,731 Lorenzo, quick! 40 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:33,711 Gerbino's waiting for you at your house. 41 00:04:33,947 --> 00:04:36,031 He won't rest until you're dead. 42 00:04:37,431 --> 00:04:39,754 Get the hell out. Now! 43 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:59,612 Having painted the bums on 14 angels, I was still waiting to be paid. 44 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:03,584 -Did you tell him? -He's still asleep. 45 00:05:04,191 --> 00:05:05,967 You wait there. 46 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,262 There. 47 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,844 The Plague. Just my luck. 48 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:18,193 Looks like we're not getting paid. 49 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:22,618 Go home. You're done here. 50 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:26,253 Then I heard voices. 51 00:05:31,559 --> 00:05:35,530 Come and join us. Priests, right! 52 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:36,968 They got it all! 53 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,065 Food, money. 54 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,281 And of course, the key to the convent. 55 00:05:42,316 --> 00:05:45,156 All those beautiful nuns. 56 00:05:50,697 --> 00:05:55,765 Rumor has it Gerbino De la Ratta is a bit short on his equipment. 57 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:00,571 You know, not much going on downstairs in the trouser department. 58 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:05,564 It's funny, cause I always thought he was the biggest dick in town. 59 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:20,843 Pampinea. 60 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,536 I offer my sympathy. 61 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:29,401 -Thank you. -It's a tragedy. 62 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,495 This plague... 63 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:33,526 terrible 64 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:35,097 terrible... 65 00:06:35,421 --> 00:06:36,606 tragedy. 66 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:40,685 What would you do now, Pampinea? 67 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:44,392 I promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 68 00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:46,929 He's on his way here from Russia to marry me. 69 00:06:57,259 --> 00:06:59,224 Thank you for your assistance. 70 00:07:00,515 --> 00:07:01,876 Pampinea. 71 00:07:01,911 --> 00:07:05,883 Before he died, your father asked me to protect you. 72 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:09,142 -From what? -His estate. 73 00:07:09,177 --> 00:07:14,321 He was in debt. Massive in debt, with his businesses failing. 74 00:07:17,424 --> 00:07:20,338 To whom? To whom was he in debt? 75 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:25,827 Business people. Merchants. But I paid them off. 76 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,677 You? 77 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:29,948 It's what's known as a secured loan. 78 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,536 Your father borrowed money from me, to pay his debt... 79 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:35,174 against the security of this house and all his other assets. 80 00:07:35,313 --> 00:07:37,723 All this. None of this belongs to him anymore. 81 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:41,613 -Who does it belong to then? -Me. 82 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:46,118 Unless you pay me the money he owed. 83 00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:50,279 You don't have to worry about that Pampinea, I'm here for you. 84 00:07:50,614 --> 00:07:54,137 Your father and I discussed this before he died, and he agreed. 85 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:58,224 -Agreed to what? -That you should marry me. 86 00:07:58,259 --> 00:08:01,100 I'm promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky! 87 00:08:01,135 --> 00:08:05,823 This is a badly arranged marriage. Your father told me before he died... 88 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:07,293 he much prefered me. 89 00:08:10,368 --> 00:08:14,302 Pampinea, I'm devoted to you. 90 00:08:17,139 --> 00:08:19,295 Marry me. 91 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:21,427 I'm yours to command. 92 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,788 May I kiss your hand? 93 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:10,963 That's always been a problem isn't it. You know. Theocracy. 94 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,582 She should've done something about about that, it doesn't cost anything, does it? 95 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:21,025 Hey you! Where does this road lead? 96 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:26,057 -Bet your wondering what I'm doing? -No, not really. No. 97 00:09:26,092 --> 00:09:28,290 -My friend. -What's the matter with him? Is he drunk? 98 00:09:28,325 --> 00:09:31,770 -No.... Guess. -What, is he dead? 99 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,804 Right! Good guess! 100 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:36,802 "I'm dead, checked out..." 101 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,982 -Please tell me, where does this road lead to? -I'm gonna tell you the answer... 102 00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:43,307 to this one, because you'll never guess and we'll be standing here all day. 103 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:46,388 -That's what I was thinking. -This road leads to... 104 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:50,549 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters of the Bleedin' Heart. 105 00:09:50,584 --> 00:09:53,274 The convent. What was he doing in a convent? 106 00:09:53,309 --> 00:09:58,645 What was he doing in a convent? We'll give you a clue. 107 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:03,298 -He was working there as a... - A gardener? 108 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:06,936 Right again! Very clever. 109 00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:09,624 -Do they need a new gardener? -Do you have special skills. 110 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:12,084 That's not a trick question, he has special skills. 111 00:10:12,119 --> 00:10:16,170 -Like what, dying? -No. Guess. Come on, Guess! 112 00:10:16,205 --> 00:10:20,481 -I don't know. How the hell should I know? -Don't get dirty. 113 00:10:20,516 --> 00:10:23,620 -What then, what?! -Ow, together! 114 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:28,427 -Come on, tell me! -He was deaf and dumb. 115 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,966 Deaf, therefore dumb. I told you, he had special skills. 116 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:36,824 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill. It's a handicap. 117 00:10:36,859 --> 00:10:39,939 For him it weren't. Bye! 118 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:46,863 Hello there! I bet you're wondering what I'm... 119 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:09,143 Straight from heaven. 120 00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:19,182 He's beautiful. 121 00:12:20,128 --> 00:12:21,100 Strong. 122 00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:24,366 Look at him, he's.... 123 00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:27,579 beautiful. 124 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,019 -Is he hurt? -I don't know. 125 00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:41,634 Do you think we should take off his clothes to see if he's broken any bones? 126 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,952 I think we should... 127 00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:47,735 just to be sure. 128 00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:51,404 Where should we start? 129 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,857 Your turn. 130 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,008 His mouth. Kiss his mouth. 131 00:14:03,757 --> 00:14:05,877 Sisters? 132 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:18,032 Mother, he's alive. 133 00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:22,460 He's said nothing, Mother. We believe he's deaf and dumb. 134 00:14:28,437 --> 00:14:31,541 Can you hear? 135 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,201 Can you.... speak? 136 00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,030 A miracle. 137 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,678 An angel. He fell from heaven. 138 00:14:53,923 --> 00:14:55,815 Take him to the bath rooms. 139 00:15:00,243 --> 00:15:01,606 Clean him. 140 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,618 For the first time in her life... 141 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:04,198 Pampinea Anastasi feels the need for friends. 142 00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:12,908 Filomena! 143 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:16,896 Did you tell the others? 144 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,622 We'll meet them in the church. 145 00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:41,341 Alright you lot. Girls in front, boys step back. 146 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:46,905 Quino, I didn't expect to see you here, I must say. 147 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,981 You can say, but you're not allow to talk. 148 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:52,194 No problem, I'm sure you have enough to say for everyone, for me. 149 00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:58,558 -This is the girl you wanted to marry? -Can't wait. 150 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,716 I could eat her alive. 151 00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,667 My father has a house in the country. A villa. 152 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,882 We could all go there to escape the plague. 153 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,320 Good... let's go. 154 00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:11,536 My parent's dying wish was that I was to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 155 00:17:11,871 --> 00:17:13,833 The marriage will take place at the villa. 156 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:15,995 You'll all be guests. 157 00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:18,461 Pampinea. This is an arranged marriage, yes? 158 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,791 Maybe you should try it first. At least take a look. 159 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:22,804 Melissa! 160 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,173 That is an insult to Pampinea's pledge to chastity. 161 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,995 -We're all virgins here. -Yes, but some are more virgin than others. 162 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,182 Speak for yourself. 163 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,254 I would rather die than relinquish my virginity before marriage. 164 00:17:34,489 --> 00:17:36,901 I always thought you had a thing for Lorenzo. 165 00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:38,417 What's this? 166 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,179 What are you doing here, all of you? 167 00:17:47,682 --> 00:17:48,320 Praying. 168 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,939 We're praying for the dead. 169 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:56,274 Any one of you thinking of leaving the city could prove extremely dangerous. 170 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,867 Go home. All of you, like good children. 171 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:13,447 I recognize these two. They're friends of Di Lamberti's. 172 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,119 Perhaps we should take a walk. 173 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:20,421 I knew I should have kept my mouth shut. 174 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,392 What do I care? 175 00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:23,203 Even if he was going to kill them. 176 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,909 Then I heard those damn noises again. 177 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:31,210 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut... 178 00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:34,273 Keep your mouth shut! 179 00:18:35,593 --> 00:18:38,660 Oh, what the hell! I always did have a big trap. 180 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,456 You! All of you, leave. 181 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:48,563 Take your swords and leave the church! 182 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,506 This is Gerbino De la Ratta. 183 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,072 No one speaks to him like that. 184 00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:58,133 This is the house of God, and I speak with his voice. 185 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,872 Who are you? 186 00:19:11,907 --> 00:19:14,560 I'm the servant of God. I speak with his voice. 187 00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:18,606 You wear the cross of our Lord. When did you last take confession? 188 00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:21,860 The plague that walks our streets, steals our soul. 189 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,981 It's the Armageddon. 190 00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,217 See your face again, 191 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:31,358 I'll take your blood and send it to your maker. 192 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:37,005 Gerbino! 193 00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:42,041 Is he dead? Lorenzo Di Lamberti? 194 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:44,385 If I were you, I'd consider him dead 195 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:54,413 I've never talked such bollocks in all my life. 196 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,796 Thank God for being a priest.. 197 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,321 Is this it? 198 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,216 I thought you said you could get a carriage. 199 00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:08,194 This is Uncle Bruno. 200 00:20:08,928 --> 00:20:10,907 He's not very bright but he's very strong. 201 00:20:11,171 --> 00:20:12,564 Isn't that right Uncle Bruno? 202 00:20:14,468 --> 00:20:17,079 And he's a virgin. Aren't you, Uncle Bruno? 203 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,748 I am. I'm saving myself. 204 00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:27,914 -Who's that? -It's the priest, Father Tindaro. 205 00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:30,411 If this to be a wedding, you'll need a priest. 206 00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:36,439 After hanging around in the square for a couple of hours waiting for Pampinea, 207 00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:39,450 we discovered she'd gone to a convent 208 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:42,669 to escape from Gerbino and wait for her Russian Count. 209 00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:48,198 What better place to preserve her virginity than amongst other virgins? 210 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:51,639 Or so she thought. 211 00:20:56,570 --> 00:21:00,163 -Who's that man? -Oh, he's our gardener. 212 00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:04,060 Sent from heaven. 213 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:10,538 -He's dead and dumb. -What? 214 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,036 He can't hear or speak a word. 215 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:17,061 How sad. He looks as if he'd have a lot to say for himself. 216 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:22,586 Hear no evil, speak no evil. 217 00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:36,689 Hey! Come here! 218 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,841 Now jealousy is a funny thing. 219 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,035 It creeps up on you, takes you by surprise. 220 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:57,575 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian Count has slipped from her mind. 221 00:22:44,056 --> 00:22:46,630 What is that? 222 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:02,878 I am here, hello. 223 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,579 I bring gifts for you, your wife... and your daughter... 224 00:23:09,782 --> 00:23:10,991 soon to be my wife. 225 00:23:11,026 --> 00:23:13,142 You're Pampinea's father, yes? 226 00:23:13,674 --> 00:23:16,459 I am Pampinea's father, no 227 00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:17,649 No? 228 00:23:25,026 --> 00:23:28,122 I'm Gerbino De la Ratta, Pampinea's husband to be. 229 00:23:39,027 --> 00:23:41,296 Sir, there has been a mistake. 230 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,688 Pampinea Anastasi is supposed to be married to me. 231 00:23:47,996 --> 00:23:51,892 Count. You don't mind me calling you a Count, do you? 232 00:23:53,596 --> 00:23:56,131 You look like a big Count to me... 233 00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,862 Pampinea Anastasi's soon to be my wife. 234 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:05,138 You just didn't hear about it... That... is the mistake. 235 00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:15,655 So you bring me all the way from Novgorod to tell me that Pampinea Anastasi... 236 00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:20,423 is marrying a man who is old enough to be her father, yes? 237 00:24:22,052 --> 00:24:25,342 I did not bring you here, but I suggest you leave. 238 00:24:26,402 --> 00:24:30,149 Florence is very bad for the health this time of year. 239 00:24:33,558 --> 00:24:36,995 Gerbino De la Ratta. 240 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:40,428 De la Rat...Huh? 241 00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:46,192 A rat is a small furry animal, yes? 242 00:24:47,214 --> 00:24:48,661 Yes. 243 00:24:49,528 --> 00:24:51,250 Yes, I thought as much. 244 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:05,352 Sir! 245 00:25:06,451 --> 00:25:10,159 Sir, I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea Anastasi. She's safe and well. 246 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:13,195 And no matter what you hear, is waiting for your arrival... 247 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:17,564 This letter will give you instructions on how to get to her villa in the country. 248 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,242 She'll meet you there for the wedding. 249 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,773 Sir, you are in danger here. You ride straight to the villa, 250 00:25:30,188 --> 00:25:31,251 be there as soon as you can. 251 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,971 For Pampinea, I will do this. 252 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,844 We know you cannot hear or speak to us, 253 00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:16,310 but to us, you are beautiful like an angel sent from heaven to bring us joy. 254 00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:22,400 And we pray that God might restore the miracle of speech to you and your hearing, 255 00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:25,578 so that you can hear the birds sing and... 256 00:26:26,072 --> 00:26:28,228 -Get on with it! -I am! 257 00:26:28,263 --> 00:26:30,689 -He has no idea what you're saying. -Then you do it! 258 00:26:34,641 --> 00:26:37,650 We know that this morning you met Sister Catherina in the orchards 259 00:26:37,685 --> 00:26:40,224 and then Sister Melissabeta in the granary. 260 00:26:40,259 --> 00:26:42,987 We want what you gave them. 261 00:26:43,022 --> 00:26:44,993 And we want it now. 262 00:26:46,014 --> 00:26:47,415 Come on. 263 00:26:57,652 --> 00:27:01,208 There to Florence, there I was, stuck on that cart, 264 00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,016 listening to Uncle Bruno farting more than the horse, 265 00:27:04,694 --> 00:27:07,478 and Miss Randy Pants ranting on about being a virgin. 266 00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:11,725 Truth is, those that rattle on about it, can't wait to do it. 267 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,124 God, there she goes again. 268 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,523 I'm very proud of my virginity, Melissa. And so is Dioneo. 269 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:21,950 The boyfriend, Dioneo. 270 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,165 He's suffering from terminal randiness as well. 271 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,725 Never done it in his life. 272 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:28,715 Dioneo! 273 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,158 We don't indulge in sex do we? 274 00:27:32,293 --> 00:27:35,538 Not in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, we don't, no. 275 00:27:36,211 --> 00:27:39,281 I say, we believe in no sex before marriage. 276 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:41,129 We're happy to wait, aren't we? 277 00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:42,822 Forever my love. 278 00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:44,473 Liar. 279 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,180 Who's that? 280 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,566 Are they waving at us? 281 00:27:57,324 --> 00:27:59,419 No, I think they're waving at me. 282 00:28:02,937 --> 00:28:04,531 See what they want, quick before they leave! 283 00:28:04,832 --> 00:28:05,574 Me? 284 00:28:05,609 --> 00:28:07,707 Run, before they run into Filomena! 285 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:12,059 No, no. You go. You go. 286 00:28:28,019 --> 00:28:29,758 Do we want any milk or bread? 287 00:28:30,593 --> 00:28:32,600 They said their produce is very fresh... 288 00:28:32,787 --> 00:28:34,906 and we might want to sample it, back at their farm. 289 00:28:40,811 --> 00:28:42,439 It's too late. 290 00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:45,770 We can get to them. Come on. 291 00:28:46,716 --> 00:28:47,664 Come on! 292 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:02,638 Help yourself. 293 00:29:03,316 --> 00:29:04,908 Fresh milk, there it is. 294 00:29:05,626 --> 00:29:07,987 How do you get milk out of that? 295 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,318 City boys. 296 00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:15,480 Where we come from, milk comes out of the jug. 297 00:29:15,515 --> 00:29:17,563 I bet you could do it if you tried. 298 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,281 Show us. 299 00:29:27,346 --> 00:29:28,898 This is how it's done. 300 00:29:29,996 --> 00:29:32,267 See how it fits nicely into my hand? 301 00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:36,203 I love this thing in my hand. Don't you, Mira? 302 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,282 Wonderful. 303 00:29:38,866 --> 00:29:41,908 You'd almost say a little firmer would be better. 304 00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:44,672 Too late, can't stop now. 305 00:29:52,731 --> 00:29:56,741 Take it firmly in your hand and squeeze. 306 00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:02,646 Stroke up. 307 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:08,511 And pull. 308 00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:10,745 I love this. 309 00:30:11,161 --> 00:30:13,204 It's coming. I can feel it. 310 00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:16,194 A little strong? A little faster? 311 00:30:16,877 --> 00:30:18,125 It's coming! 312 00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:20,027 Milky white, hot. 313 00:30:22,895 --> 00:30:25,920 Please! Yesona, let's do it! 314 00:30:43,357 --> 00:30:47,368 Dioneo. Just what do you think you're doing with that cow? 315 00:30:49,450 --> 00:30:50,943 "Yesona, let's do it!" 316 00:30:52,706 --> 00:30:54,121 Disgusting. Disgusting. 317 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:57,094 -I told you, we was there for the milk. -There's the maid. 318 00:30:57,331 --> 00:30:58,804 Those should not touch! Remember? 319 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:03,513 That include beasts and barns, especially ones with tits and hairy armpits. 320 00:31:03,877 --> 00:31:07,300 Piss off, it's over! You'll never have sex with me as long as you live! 321 00:31:10,478 --> 00:31:13,882 Sometime later, I heard that the cow was emotionally disturbed... 322 00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:16,470 by these events, and never gave milk again. 323 00:31:16,505 --> 00:31:18,401 Poor cow. 324 00:31:23,102 --> 00:31:25,863 It's a sin what you just said. And the other two. 325 00:31:25,898 --> 00:31:27,174 Yes, you're right. 326 00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:30,108 It's a sin. A delicious sin. 327 00:31:30,143 --> 00:31:32,562 The four of you in one day! You should be ashamed. 328 00:31:32,597 --> 00:31:34,189 I think you're jealous. 329 00:31:34,672 --> 00:31:35,615 Huh. 330 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:23,935 I hope you drown. 331 00:33:15,654 --> 00:33:19,211 Get him, now! 332 00:33:59,015 --> 00:34:00,453 Andreuccio. 333 00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:34,697 What was that? 334 00:34:34,998 --> 00:34:36,110 See that? 335 00:34:36,938 --> 00:34:39,589 It's fantastic. I want that! 336 00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:41,709 Get me that! 337 00:34:52,201 --> 00:34:54,622 Up your ass! 338 00:34:58,491 --> 00:35:00,008 Are you leaving, Father? 339 00:35:00,243 --> 00:35:02,507 In the church... Gerbino, 340 00:35:03,287 --> 00:35:04,619 he was afraid of me, wasn't he? 341 00:35:04,654 --> 00:35:07,497 He's afraid of the cross you wear around your neck. 342 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,109 Allow me to make a small observation. 343 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:13,547 All this talk of virginity. 344 00:35:14,629 --> 00:35:15,398 Yes? 345 00:35:16,779 --> 00:35:19,133 A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness. 346 00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:22,945 Like the moon, it rises anew again. 347 00:35:24,803 --> 00:35:28,510 -Very poetic I'm sure. -Just an observation. 348 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,646 It wasn't me that said it. 349 00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:32,257 What about the wedding? 350 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:33,595 I'll be there. 351 00:35:35,149 --> 00:35:37,936 But first I had to make a pilgrimage of my own. 352 00:35:54,711 --> 00:35:56,981 Yesona. 353 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,384 Yesona! 354 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:13,259 Yesona, I'm here. 355 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:19,391 I love you, my dear. 356 00:36:20,073 --> 00:36:22,495 Yesona, let's take this ride into the sunset. 357 00:36:24,577 --> 00:36:26,961 You filthy disgusting beast! 358 00:38:31,085 --> 00:38:35,813 Every day I see you... I am drawn to you. 359 00:38:38,879 --> 00:38:43,910 Every night I sleep... I am with you. 360 00:38:55,956 --> 00:38:57,923 Everyday... 361 00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:05,418 Every night. 362 00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:53,161 I think it's farted up with you, Filomena, that's the truth of it. 363 00:39:54,089 --> 00:39:57,960 Well, when it comes to farting, Uncle Bruno, you should know. 364 00:39:59,321 --> 00:40:01,180 Dioneo... 365 00:40:05,281 --> 00:40:06,659 Dioneo! 366 00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,952 Stop this sulking! 367 00:40:17,934 --> 00:40:19,222 I'm not sulking. 368 00:40:21,265 --> 00:40:26,524 Please, Dioneo. Look at me. 369 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,949 Look at me. 370 00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:34,135 I didn't mean to call you a filthy beast. 371 00:40:35,282 --> 00:40:38,304 A sweetie pear. Little honey cucumber. 372 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:42,807 Please, I'm not a child, or a cucumber. 373 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:48,006 But I love you. I love you, cucumber. 374 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:50,659 -I love you. -It was only a dream. 375 00:40:51,944 --> 00:40:54,215 I would never be unfaithful to you, you know that. 376 00:40:55,427 --> 00:41:01,518 It's like being licked by a dog when you do that, it really is. 377 00:41:03,449 --> 00:41:08,482 Hey, listen to me. I love you and I forgive you. 378 00:41:10,978 --> 00:41:14,612 There, look. You're forgiven with a proper kiss. 379 00:41:18,448 --> 00:41:20,074 And another. 380 00:41:24,668 --> 00:41:26,031 And another. 381 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,996 And another. 382 00:41:40,468 --> 00:41:41,981 Dioneo. 383 00:41:42,324 --> 00:41:43,911 Stop this now. 384 00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:45,653 Me? 385 00:41:46,976 --> 00:41:50,419 Dio, kiss me. 386 00:41:51,216 --> 00:41:52,845 Kiss me. 387 00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:58,908 My God. What's that? 388 00:42:01,407 --> 00:42:03,185 What do you think it is? 389 00:42:07,461 --> 00:42:11,321 When we're married. Soon. You'll see. 390 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:14,347 What a treasure I have for you. 391 00:42:17,641 --> 00:42:20,402 Give me Give me.. Give me the treasure! 392 00:42:21,351 --> 00:42:23,923 Give me the treasure! Please. 393 00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:31,453 What's happening? Dioneo! What's going on? 394 00:42:36,609 --> 00:42:38,728 My God! What happened? 395 00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:41,227 Nothing. Nothing. 396 00:42:42,174 --> 00:42:45,029 It may be nothing to you, Dioneo Dugalante, 397 00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:47,260 but it's a disgrace and humiliation to me! 398 00:42:48,077 --> 00:42:50,309 One kiss and look what you've done! 399 00:42:51,747 --> 00:42:54,221 You had your hand... right on my root. 400 00:42:55,081 --> 00:42:57,771 I did nothing of the sort. That's the trouble with you. 401 00:42:58,376 --> 00:42:59,464 You just don't know when to stop. 402 00:43:00,051 --> 00:43:01,677 Hello, love. 403 00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:05,841 Good show. 404 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:29,827 This way please. 405 00:43:30,772 --> 00:43:32,022 Melissa! 406 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:35,300 I am Alessandro Felice, 407 00:43:35,928 --> 00:43:36,986 and I am your host. 408 00:43:37,433 --> 00:43:38,317 Welcome. 409 00:43:39,053 --> 00:43:41,485 You're not our host and we are not your guests. 410 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:44,009 We are your prisoners. 411 00:43:45,109 --> 00:43:51,351 Show us your body. So beautiful. The world is waiting for girls like you. 412 00:43:52,109 --> 00:43:53,943 Have you travelled? 413 00:43:56,404 --> 00:43:57,071 I've been to Sienna. 414 00:43:57,748 --> 00:43:59,260 Sienna? 415 00:44:03,236 --> 00:44:06,643 Then you must come with me to Tunisia. You'll like it there. 416 00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:10,691 -Where is Tunisia? -Africa. 417 00:44:12,746 --> 00:44:15,910 -Why are you going to Africa? -To sell slaves, 418 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:19,205 and to work, of course. 419 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,970 What do you mean, work? 420 00:44:23,346 --> 00:44:25,078 It's easy. It's relaxing work. 421 00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:28,183 You'll will spend most of the time on your back. 422 00:44:28,798 --> 00:44:31,446 -Over my dead body. -That can be always be arranged. 423 00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:38,833 My god... he wants to...? 424 00:44:40,272 --> 00:44:42,430 That is what he means, isn't it? 425 00:44:43,678 --> 00:44:45,117 What are we gonna do? 426 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:49,204 Did you see the way he looked at us? 427 00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:55,085 He's handsome. He's sexy. 428 00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:58,188 What do you mean? 429 00:44:59,211 --> 00:45:02,389 Look, if you want to get out of here alive, we just have to take control, 430 00:45:02,424 --> 00:45:05,190 lead these dickheads by the nose. 431 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:37,445 This is what is commonly known... as a Show Palace. 432 00:45:39,830 --> 00:45:42,479 Sit down and be a good boy. 433 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:47,832 Put these on. 434 00:45:50,529 --> 00:45:51,145 You're next. 435 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:59,328 I will not... I will not... relinquish... 436 00:45:59,363 --> 00:46:03,641 my precious...precious... jewel. 437 00:46:05,018 --> 00:46:11,529 Not until my Diana... meets my Apollo... 438 00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:17,347 and the goddess Venus... carries me... 439 00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:20,356 oh, please carry me... 440 00:46:21,141 --> 00:46:24,735 to the threshold... of my Jupiter. 441 00:46:26,402 --> 00:46:28,143 Who are these guys? 442 00:46:28,825 --> 00:46:30,944 Gods... like you... 443 00:46:35,108 --> 00:46:39,270 I have waited... longing... 444 00:46:39,305 --> 00:46:44,430 but still, my Jupiter has not come. 445 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:48,252 I pray for him to come me. 446 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,790 Yearn for him to come. 447 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,070 You, my delicious. 448 00:46:58,867 --> 00:47:01,590 You are my Jupiter. 449 00:47:14,204 --> 00:47:18,783 Filomena, please don't let them take me away. I need to wee! 450 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:20,713 Oh shut up, you stupid fart! 451 00:47:21,451 --> 00:47:22,040 You have to hold on! 452 00:47:24,802 --> 00:47:26,845 -What happened? -It was boring. 453 00:47:27,441 --> 00:47:28,527 All he wanted to do was look. 454 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:31,560 Made me dance around the pole without my knickers and that was it. 455 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:35,029 Where'd you get that? 456 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,386 -I'm next. -Follow me, do actually as I do. Got it? 457 00:47:44,416 --> 00:47:45,739 Gentlemen. 458 00:47:46,587 --> 00:47:48,140 Gentlemen! 459 00:47:48,293 --> 00:47:50,868 Your captain has given us to you, for your delight. 460 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:52,505 For your delight! 461 00:47:53,377 --> 00:47:53,803 Hurray! 462 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,875 This is the lovely Filomena. 463 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:03,173 A beauty, I'll think you'll agree. 464 00:48:03,667 --> 00:48:06,506 Have you ever seen such glorious breasts? 465 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,809 Show them. 466 00:48:13,695 --> 00:48:14,418 -They like it! 467 00:48:14,419 --> 00:48:16,949 -Gentlemen, let's hear it for Filomena's breasts. 468 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,876 Now, every person knows that there is one thing that matters, 469 00:48:25,049 --> 00:48:27,067 the one who gets to go first... 470 00:48:27,068 --> 00:48:28,909 and who goes last. 471 00:48:29,592 --> 00:48:31,802 Who's the biggest tomcat in town? 472 00:48:32,308 --> 00:48:35,713 Me, Me, Me, Me! 473 00:48:36,322 --> 00:48:39,321 There is only one way to do it. Off. Get them off. 474 00:48:40,123 --> 00:48:41,937 Let's get a look at the tackle. 475 00:48:42,672 --> 00:48:45,571 Come along. Come along, in a line, in a line. 476 00:48:45,758 --> 00:48:48,445 All boys together. Don't be shy. 477 00:48:48,548 --> 00:48:52,761 On the count to three, you big butch bandits, drop those loons. 478 00:48:53,216 --> 00:48:54,133 One! 479 00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:56,374 Two! 480 00:48:57,660 --> 00:48:59,025 Three! 481 00:49:01,296 --> 00:49:03,452 Wonderful... magnificent. 482 00:49:04,135 --> 00:49:07,050 Behold... manhood in all its glory. 483 00:49:07,731 --> 00:49:09,660 My God, I never seen one before! 484 00:49:09,695 --> 00:49:14,240 -Now, there's a whole army of them! -Let's take a closer look. 485 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:20,598 Order, please, order. You! Stand up straight! 486 00:49:21,052 --> 00:49:22,303 Let me see. 487 00:49:22,491 --> 00:49:26,351 I think you should swap places with him. 488 00:49:29,642 --> 00:49:32,028 And... you with him. 489 00:49:33,935 --> 00:49:35,261 Better. 490 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:39,273 Where is it? 491 00:49:41,015 --> 00:49:43,322 Oh, there is it. 492 00:49:44,307 --> 00:49:45,509 That's very small... 493 00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:47,144 and shrively. 494 00:49:50,931 --> 00:49:53,464 -I hope they're not all like that? -Thanks very much. 495 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:56,304 Looks like the end, don't you think, Melissa? 496 00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:59,862 Off you go, chop chop. 497 00:50:01,723 --> 00:50:03,687 Wonderful display, well done everyone. 498 00:50:04,217 --> 00:50:04,724 Now this is it. 499 00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:06,936 The moment you've all been waiting for. 500 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:10,462 Who... goes first? 501 00:50:11,255 --> 00:50:14,018 We do, start with the biggest and work your way down. 502 00:50:14,473 --> 00:50:17,275 No!. The smallest... start small and work your way up. 503 00:50:18,487 --> 00:50:21,325 We both start in the middle, and work our way to the end. 504 00:50:23,028 --> 00:50:26,510 -I'm the smallest, I go first. -You want first, then last? 505 00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:28,796 Watch what you say, big knob! 506 00:50:28,988 --> 00:50:31,939 -You're asking for a thump. -Try this for size. 507 00:50:33,717 --> 00:50:35,987 Right, that's it. 508 00:50:44,289 --> 00:50:45,578 Gino! 509 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:53,408 Me next. Come on Gino, Come one. Hurry up! 510 00:50:55,142 --> 00:50:56,726 Having fun? 511 00:50:57,874 --> 00:51:00,957 What does it you said, "over your dead body?" 512 00:51:04,172 --> 00:51:05,952 Naughty man. 513 00:51:20,903 --> 00:51:23,629 Now comes the news she didn't want to hear. 514 00:51:24,121 --> 00:51:26,051 The Count had arrived in Florence. 515 00:51:29,497 --> 00:51:32,181 Now Pampinea has a dilemma. 516 00:51:32,216 --> 00:51:36,155 How does she feel about leaving Lorenzo alone with all those nuns? 517 00:51:36,190 --> 00:51:38,085 How do you know this? 518 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,510 I heard him, singing in the garden. 519 00:51:41,872 --> 00:51:43,918 -You're certain? -Very. 520 00:51:50,009 --> 00:51:51,572 He has a beautiful voice. 521 00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:54,380 It'd just be hard to resist. 522 00:51:56,898 --> 00:51:59,775 Goodbye... and thank you. 523 00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:23,838 The butcher's here. He brought a knife. A very sharp knife. 524 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,790 His ready to cut off your... 525 00:52:27,825 --> 00:52:30,098 Please! 526 00:52:37,629 --> 00:52:39,255 A miracle! 527 00:52:40,165 --> 00:52:42,133 I can speak! 528 00:52:44,135 --> 00:52:45,135 Get out! 529 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:53,225 Your pants. 530 00:53:35,297 --> 00:53:36,948 Are you human? 531 00:53:37,894 --> 00:53:40,401 No, I'm the spirit of this pool. 532 00:53:41,128 --> 00:53:42,772 An enchantress. 533 00:53:43,009 --> 00:53:44,476 I thought that much. 534 00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:49,213 And... am I now under your spell? 535 00:53:49,971 --> 00:53:52,691 Yes. Now that you have drunk the water. 536 00:53:53,412 --> 00:53:54,636 You're under my spell. 537 00:53:55,675 --> 00:53:56,998 Where did you come from? 538 00:53:58,012 --> 00:54:00,249 Before you became... an enchantress. 539 00:54:00,555 --> 00:54:01,447 Florence. 540 00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:03,811 Where are you travelling to? 541 00:54:04,049 --> 00:54:05,523 To a wedding. 542 00:54:09,099 --> 00:54:12,945 -Are you the bride? -If I were the bride... 543 00:54:14,069 --> 00:54:17,485 on my way to be married... would you be the groom? 544 00:54:18,963 --> 00:54:22,369 Well, like you, I'm also travelling to a wedding, but if... 545 00:54:22,370 --> 00:54:23,167 by chance... 546 00:54:24,747 --> 00:54:26,515 you were to tell me that your name... 547 00:54:26,699 --> 00:54:28,679 is Pampinea Anastasi then... 548 00:54:28,814 --> 00:54:30,235 my life would be complete. 549 00:54:30,576 --> 00:54:32,348 Because you are, without question... 550 00:54:33,098 --> 00:54:36,648 the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 551 00:54:37,463 --> 00:54:41,558 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi, then you must be... 552 00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,250 Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky, 553 00:54:44,377 --> 00:54:49,488 first son of Alexander Pyotr Abramovich Dzerzhinsky, 554 00:54:49,855 --> 00:54:52,139 from the Kingdom of Novgorod and you... 555 00:54:54,505 --> 00:54:58,291 you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to be my bride. Is this not true? 556 00:54:59,388 --> 00:55:01,755 No. I'm an enchantress. 557 00:55:02,871 --> 00:55:06,255 And you have answered my call, 558 00:55:06,796 --> 00:55:08,090 at that special moment.... 559 00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:10,318 when a woman must make her gift 560 00:55:11,471 --> 00:55:13,037 of her precious jewel. 561 00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:16,467 A treasure all women hold dear... 562 00:55:16,964 --> 00:55:19,482 the greatest gift a woman can bestow to a man, 563 00:55:21,224 --> 00:55:23,213 but sometimes you can't wait. 564 00:55:26,193 --> 00:55:28,651 You must tell no one of our meeting. 565 00:55:45,765 --> 00:55:47,450 Having, succeeding getting him chucked out, 566 00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,358 Pampinea back tracked past the convent... 567 00:55:50,822 --> 00:55:54,622 just to be certain the nuns weren't getting what she fancied for herself. 568 00:56:00,489 --> 00:56:02,313 Lorenzo De Lamberti. 569 00:56:03,184 --> 00:56:05,040 Pampinea Anastasi. 570 00:56:05,918 --> 00:56:06,742 What are you doing here? 571 00:56:07,218 --> 00:56:08,031 You know, just... 572 00:56:08,641 --> 00:56:10,044 enjoying the day. 573 00:56:11,598 --> 00:56:12,426 I've been working in the garden, 574 00:56:12,897 --> 00:56:13,867 escaping the city life. 575 00:56:14,056 --> 00:56:15,270 A gardener? 576 00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:18,564 I have a strong affinity with nature. 577 00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:19,813 Oh. 578 00:56:20,748 --> 00:56:25,034 Well good, we'll see you then. Maybe. Minghino. 579 00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:28,111 No, wait, wait, wait. 580 00:56:29,967 --> 00:56:32,652 -Where're you going? -On my way to be married. 581 00:56:33,562 --> 00:56:35,697 Ah, I heard about that. 582 00:56:36,263 --> 00:56:38,683 Some short, fat Russian from Novgorod? 583 00:56:39,658 --> 00:56:43,374 I hear you're very popular... very much in demand. 584 00:56:44,243 --> 00:56:45,663 You mean Gerbino De la Ratta? 585 00:56:46,618 --> 00:56:47,383 He's a turd. 586 00:56:48,483 --> 00:56:51,134 I hear you're wanted for your debt. Minghino. 587 00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:55,608 Enjoy your affinity with nature. 588 00:56:57,199 --> 00:56:58,978 Perhaps I can come with you and, uh... 589 00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:03,181 to be your escort. 590 00:57:04,618 --> 00:57:07,229 To deliver you safely into the arms of your fat Russian. 591 00:57:10,032 --> 00:57:12,455 Like all good pilgrims, I've followed the path. 592 00:57:12,490 --> 00:57:14,643 I had arrived... 593 00:57:15,928 --> 00:57:16,646 Heaven. 594 00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:32,515 They say the Mother Superior at this convent... 595 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:35,655 is a woman of unparalleled lust and randiness. 596 00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:38,647 -Who's there? -I'm a Holy Father... 597 00:57:38,682 --> 00:57:42,107 in search for a place of contemplation and prayer. 598 00:57:47,262 --> 00:57:50,063 I'll take you to the Holy Mother. 599 00:57:50,098 --> 00:57:54,264 -Father. Have you any skills? -Such as? 600 00:57:54,299 --> 00:57:59,566 -Gardening, perhaps. -Gardening? A little. 601 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:00,212 Good. 602 00:58:01,393 --> 00:58:04,837 All this silence you see upon, it's almost as if we were.... 603 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,337 deaf and dumb. 604 00:58:06,635 --> 00:58:11,709 We may see many things, but we speak nothing of them in here. 605 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:13,366 Understand? 606 00:58:18,572 --> 00:58:20,785 Silence... Deaf and dumb. 607 00:58:22,463 --> 00:58:25,499 And gardening, not quite I have in mind. 608 00:58:33,905 --> 00:58:36,967 Would you care... for a bath? 609 00:58:37,877 --> 00:58:42,004 A bath? I was in. 610 00:59:13,182 --> 00:59:16,152 Perfect place for a wedding. 611 00:59:26,549 --> 00:59:27,948 Nobody's here yet, we're the first. 612 00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:32,237 Lorenzo! 613 00:59:36,399 --> 00:59:37,999 Wait... Lorenzo. 614 00:59:40,949 --> 00:59:43,524 You could stay... just a little longer. 615 00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:57,480 Blindfolded? Is that really true? 616 00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:00,064 You were blindfolded when you kissed her? 617 01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:01,994 When she kissed me. 618 01:00:04,457 --> 01:00:06,725 You'll soon forget her, that's what I think. 619 01:00:07,462 --> 01:00:08,718 You'll forget her and the kiss. 620 01:00:10,217 --> 01:00:13,054 You, Lorenzo Lamberti... to tell the truth and all. 621 01:00:14,191 --> 01:00:16,197 You don't have to believe me. 622 01:00:17,272 --> 01:00:19,959 How can you be in love with a woman you've never seen? 623 01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:23,585 Simple. It was the kiss. 624 01:00:25,813 --> 01:00:27,266 Everything was in that one kiss. 625 01:00:30,142 --> 01:00:31,848 How'll you find her? 626 01:00:32,756 --> 01:00:35,546 This woman you've never seen, locked behind convent doors? 627 01:00:39,149 --> 01:00:41,117 I don't know. 628 01:00:42,896 --> 01:00:44,562 I don't know, perhaps you're right. 629 01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:47,061 I mean, they're not gonna let me in that convent, that's for sure. 630 01:00:51,575 --> 01:00:54,576 I think it's best you forget her, Lorenzo. 631 01:00:57,505 --> 01:00:58,655 No, I don't think I can forget her. 632 01:01:15,151 --> 01:01:16,894 What if you found her? 633 01:01:16,929 --> 01:01:21,585 What if you found her, kissed her, and your dream dies? 634 01:01:22,568 --> 01:01:23,651 How will you feel? 635 01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:24,894 It's not to dream. 636 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,272 Lorenzo, your memory of the precious kiss will fade, and temptation will reign. 637 01:01:29,983 --> 01:01:30,725 You'll see. 638 01:01:31,649 --> 01:01:34,417 Even if I have to kiss you myself to prove it. 639 01:01:34,452 --> 01:01:36,613 -Sounds like a challenge? -Maybe it is. 640 01:01:37,357 --> 01:01:40,322 You were always the girl every boy wanted to kiss. 641 01:01:40,966 --> 01:01:41,801 But? 642 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:46,346 But... you were always too... 643 01:01:47,325 --> 01:01:48,538 Too what? 644 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:54,708 Too good, clever, too... 645 01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:59,023 too beautiful. 646 01:02:00,537 --> 01:02:02,886 Too everything, always out of reach. 647 01:02:05,998 --> 01:02:07,700 Why don't you kiss me now, Lorenzo? 648 01:02:08,777 --> 01:02:11,085 See if I can make you better. 649 01:02:14,228 --> 01:02:17,632 You mean for all the times that I wanted to kiss you, but never could? 650 01:02:21,017 --> 01:02:24,234 For all those times, and more. 651 01:02:29,851 --> 01:02:31,555 Close your eyes. 652 01:02:41,057 --> 01:02:42,557 Gerbino, I know it. 653 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,441 It's him! 654 01:02:46,074 --> 01:02:48,123 Run Lorenzo. Please, he'll kill you for sure. 655 01:02:49,815 --> 01:02:51,255 Run, Run! 656 01:02:52,389 --> 01:02:55,275 De la Ratta! You shit. 657 01:02:56,069 --> 01:02:58,189 We could smell you coming. 658 01:02:59,508 --> 01:03:00,235 Lorenzo! 659 01:03:00,878 --> 01:03:03,564 Come on! You want to kill me? Do it! 660 01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:05,079 Come on! 661 01:03:10,909 --> 01:03:12,047 Come on. 662 01:03:14,547 --> 01:03:15,683 Give me a sword! 663 01:03:17,868 --> 01:03:20,000 Give me a stick and I'll cut you! 664 01:03:26,843 --> 01:03:29,378 Gerbino De la Ratta! Stop! 665 01:03:31,279 --> 01:03:33,099 Gerbino, leave him! 666 01:03:34,206 --> 01:03:35,946 Leave him! 667 01:03:40,564 --> 01:03:42,350 I will not marry you. Never! 668 01:03:43,045 --> 01:03:43,808 Not if you kill him! 669 01:03:46,517 --> 01:03:47,576 Marry him? 670 01:03:50,604 --> 01:03:51,981 Is that what this is about? 671 01:03:52,684 --> 01:03:53,664 You marrying him? 672 01:04:20,884 --> 01:04:22,814 Make a mistake, you're a dead man. 673 01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:27,320 Kill me today, you'll still be an ugly shit tomorrow. 674 01:04:54,812 --> 01:04:56,518 He's in trouble, Pampinea. 675 01:04:57,388 --> 01:04:58,828 A lot of trouble. 676 01:04:59,194 --> 01:05:00,892 What kind of trouble? 677 01:05:01,543 --> 01:05:02,226 Theft. 678 01:05:03,332 --> 01:05:04,770 Murder. 679 01:05:06,248 --> 01:05:09,686 I can believe what you say, you're not first say it. 680 01:05:10,273 --> 01:05:11,164 But he's only a boy. 681 01:05:13,626 --> 01:05:15,028 Please. 682 01:05:19,029 --> 01:05:19,906 Please. 683 01:05:20,822 --> 01:05:21,476 What? 684 01:05:22,805 --> 01:05:25,075 Don't lean over. 685 01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:36,196 What are you doing? Please. 686 01:05:38,012 --> 01:05:39,377 Listen. 687 01:05:47,664 --> 01:05:51,787 -Just... come down. -You're afraid of heights, aren't you? 688 01:05:53,002 --> 01:05:53,875 No. 689 01:05:56,335 --> 01:05:58,490 Just don't want you to fall in. 690 01:05:59,101 --> 01:05:59,970 How can I fall? 691 01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:02,707 I've been playing on this well since I was a child. 692 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,324 Get down! 693 01:06:07,455 --> 01:06:10,870 Release Lorenzo... and you can send for the priest. 694 01:06:11,809 --> 01:06:12,749 Now? 695 01:06:14,247 --> 01:06:15,470 You'll marry me now? 696 01:06:18,190 --> 01:06:19,120 Yes. 697 01:06:20,293 --> 01:06:22,938 But if I marry you, and you don't release him, 698 01:06:23,770 --> 01:06:25,203 and you have blood on your hands... 699 01:06:25,448 --> 01:06:27,684 then you'll spend the rest of your life in a cold bed. 700 01:06:27,712 --> 01:06:28,905 Do you understand? 701 01:06:29,758 --> 01:06:31,066 I'll give you nothing of what I have to give. 702 01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:36,057 You have my word. 703 01:06:37,383 --> 01:06:38,744 I'll send for a priest. 704 01:06:40,522 --> 01:06:42,417 How the hell do you find a priest just like that? 705 01:06:43,402 --> 01:06:45,447 He'll have our balls on the block if we don't. 706 01:06:47,989 --> 01:06:50,654 -Hey, You! -What? 707 01:06:50,689 --> 01:06:53,076 Father. Where're you going? 708 01:06:53,111 --> 01:06:55,462 To Pampinea's father's house... 709 01:06:56,712 --> 01:06:57,946 to the wedding? 710 01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:02,600 How did you know we wanted a priest when we've just been sent to get one? 711 01:07:03,283 --> 01:07:04,947 The word of God travels fast. 712 01:07:05,182 --> 01:07:07,365 Hey, don't I know you? 713 01:07:08,013 --> 01:07:09,412 Your face is very familiar. 714 01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:13,018 It's the clothes, all priests looks the same. 715 01:07:27,094 --> 01:07:29,593 You must go. Leave before he changes his mind. 716 01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:31,664 Are you really going to marry him? 717 01:07:32,139 --> 01:07:33,144 Not your concern. 718 01:07:35,279 --> 01:07:36,454 The priest's here. 719 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,104 Leave while you can. 720 01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:48,566 He wants hear our confessions before the wedding. 721 01:07:49,739 --> 01:07:50,762 I'll go first. 722 01:07:58,785 --> 01:08:00,199 I'm sorry, just to be clear. 723 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,572 How many potential husbands you have right now? 724 01:08:03,251 --> 01:08:04,996 -Three. -And which one do you want? 725 01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:06,403 Lorenzo! 726 01:08:06,704 --> 01:08:08,487 I love only Lorenzo. 727 01:08:08,893 --> 01:08:10,910 But you haven't met the Count, the one you promised to marry. 728 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,003 You could fall in love with him. 729 01:08:12,238 --> 01:08:15,594 -No, I love only Lorenzo. -Does he love you? 730 01:08:15,746 --> 01:08:19,757 Yes. No. I mean he loves me but he just doesn't know it yet. 731 01:08:20,704 --> 01:08:23,052 It's not easy being a priest. 732 01:08:25,966 --> 01:08:27,971 Please delay as long as you can. 733 01:09:01,810 --> 01:09:03,173 and I realized that... 734 01:09:03,467 --> 01:09:07,353 stealing other people's money was far easier than working for my own. 735 01:09:07,706 --> 01:09:11,688 All those killings? How many people? 736 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:20,698 -I can't remember. -That's quite a list. 737 01:09:21,909 --> 01:09:23,346 Not to mention what you did to your father. 738 01:09:31,913 --> 01:09:33,352 Do I know you? 739 01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,931 Your face is familiar, I'm sure I know you. 740 01:09:39,068 --> 01:09:41,881 It's the clothes. All priests looks the same. 741 01:09:50,171 --> 01:09:51,141 To absolve yourself... 742 01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:55,411 from these terrible sins and to have any hope for an eternal salvation. 743 01:09:55,968 --> 01:09:58,733 you must abstain from all sexual thoughts and all sexual deeds.. 744 01:09:59,604 --> 01:10:01,268 for a period of 30 days. 745 01:10:03,315 --> 01:10:05,083 But I'm just about to be married! 746 01:10:05,084 --> 01:10:07,172 How can I abstain from sex for 30 days? 747 01:10:07,966 --> 01:10:10,239 That's... mean! 748 01:10:10,892 --> 01:10:12,520 And stupid. 749 01:10:12,755 --> 01:10:16,509 Well of course, if you do something really stupid... 750 01:10:16,772 --> 01:10:19,333 then you must expect to suffer so we can remain stupid in return... 751 01:10:19,575 --> 01:10:23,192 just to show you how stupid you were in the first place. 752 01:10:23,227 --> 01:10:25,614 It's called a penance. 753 01:10:25,649 --> 01:10:31,746 That's... really, really stupid. 754 01:10:33,298 --> 01:10:36,324 God works in mysterious ways. 755 01:10:38,219 --> 01:10:40,830 Well, I had him by the nuts... that's for sure. 756 01:10:41,359 --> 01:10:44,920 But how long could I squeeze, before he squeezes mine? 757 01:10:48,636 --> 01:10:51,414 You know Gerbino sent us along to kill you, don't you? 758 01:10:52,135 --> 01:10:53,459 I kind of guessed that. 759 01:10:54,444 --> 01:10:56,413 Dirty business, killing. 760 01:10:56,448 --> 01:10:59,742 -I'd rather be a gardener. -I know just the place. 761 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:03,866 Listen. We could let you go. 762 01:11:03,901 --> 01:11:06,484 But you must promise not to tell. 763 01:11:07,410 --> 01:11:08,195 Really? 764 01:11:14,784 --> 01:11:17,624 -I promise. -Good. 765 01:11:24,094 --> 01:11:25,647 Ow! God that hurts! 766 01:11:27,538 --> 01:11:29,469 That really, really hurts. 767 01:11:31,059 --> 01:11:34,859 Is this the road to the villa of Pampinea Anastasi? 768 01:11:35,543 --> 01:11:37,548 -It's that way. -I thank you. 769 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,159 Who are you? 770 01:11:40,841 --> 01:11:45,668 I am Count Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky...! 771 01:11:46,691 --> 01:11:48,773 Ah! The short fat Russian 772 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,609 Witness, all of you. 773 01:12:10,102 --> 01:12:12,977 You are Gerbino De la Ratta? 774 01:12:14,301 --> 01:12:14,961 You know who I am. 775 01:12:15,314 --> 01:12:16,504 Please don't be difficult. 776 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:19,412 How can I marry you if you don't answer the question? 777 01:12:21,988 --> 01:12:23,994 Are you Gerbino De la Ratta? 778 01:12:25,204 --> 01:12:26,265 I am. 779 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:31,299 -You are Pampinea Anastasi? -I am, Father. 780 01:12:32,018 --> 01:12:34,227 And when did you both last take confession? Pampinea? 781 01:12:36,021 --> 01:12:37,839 I've taken confession on this day, Father. 782 01:12:38,227 --> 01:12:40,460 -Did you confess all your sins? -I did, Father. 783 01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:43,354 Gerbino De la Ratta. 784 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,086 When did you last take confession? 785 01:12:45,798 --> 01:12:48,255 -You know when I last took confession. -Bad answer. 786 01:12:48,627 --> 01:12:52,494 "I have taken confession on this day, Father." 787 01:12:54,618 --> 01:12:57,428 -I have taken confession on this day. -Father. 788 01:12:58,827 --> 01:13:00,227 Father. 789 01:13:01,212 --> 01:13:05,039 Then do you both come to me, pure in body and soul. Answer I do. 790 01:13:05,223 --> 01:13:07,647 - I do. - I do. 791 01:13:08,569 --> 01:13:10,122 - Have you bathed? - What?! 792 01:13:10,377 --> 01:13:11,301 Pampinea? 793 01:13:11,871 --> 01:13:14,684 I have bathed on this day of days which is my marriage day. 794 01:13:15,499 --> 01:13:19,824 Witness all of you, this woman comes to us pure, in both body and soul. 795 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:21,958 Gerbino De la Ratta. 796 01:13:22,290 --> 01:13:25,344 Have you bathed on this day of days, that is your wedding day? 797 01:13:25,413 --> 01:13:28,027 - Yes. - When did you bathe? 798 01:13:28,518 --> 01:13:31,014 - I just told you I bathed! - When exactly, when did you last take a bath? 799 01:13:31,233 --> 01:13:32,578 I have bathed! 800 01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:35,045 Thoroughly? All the bits and pieces, downstairs.... 801 01:13:35,124 --> 01:13:37,333 -In between your legs? -What? 802 01:13:37,921 --> 01:13:39,602 Show me your hands. 803 01:13:40,739 --> 01:13:43,994 -You got dirt under your nails. -Where? 804 01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:47,551 There. I cannot marry you if you have dirty fingernails. 805 01:13:48,613 --> 01:13:51,830 That's ridiculous... I've never heard anything so ridiculous. 806 01:13:52,282 --> 01:13:54,721 I can hardly say, witness all of you, 807 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:57,884 this man comes to us pure in both body and soul, 808 01:13:57,919 --> 01:14:00,800 but with dirty fingernails. Now can I? 809 01:14:00,835 --> 01:14:02,352 You must wash your hands. 810 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:09,673 At the very least. 811 01:14:21,441 --> 01:14:24,143 -There. -Thank you. 812 01:14:29,818 --> 01:14:31,029 He's only doing his job. 813 01:14:31,064 --> 01:14:32,583 Exactly. 814 01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:37,464 Incidentally, there is a charge for my services. 815 01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:48,293 This is very jolly. 816 01:14:52,493 --> 01:14:54,273 Pour this fine wine... 817 01:15:11,531 --> 01:15:15,239 a little young perhaps, fine, fresh fruit, with a... 818 01:15:15,407 --> 01:15:18,512 a musty, a musty hint... 819 01:15:20,101 --> 01:15:24,870 a musty hint of what I can really only describe as a stale fart... 820 01:15:25,174 --> 01:15:28,050 rather like the combination of this couple here before me today. 821 01:15:29,547 --> 01:15:31,177 Marry us now, you bastard! 822 01:15:31,212 --> 01:15:33,940 I declare you man and wife. There, it's done. 823 01:15:33,975 --> 01:15:37,536 You're married. Relax, enjoy. Consummate, whatever you want, really. 824 01:15:37,571 --> 01:15:39,164 Hey! 825 01:15:48,702 --> 01:15:51,500 I'm Count Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky... 826 01:15:51,535 --> 01:15:55,905 first son of Alexander Pyotr Abramovich Dzerzhinsky... 827 01:15:55,940 --> 01:16:01,167 from the Kingdom of Novgorod. I am here to marry Pampinea Anastasi. 828 01:16:01,202 --> 01:16:04,232 I will kill any man who tries to stop me. 829 01:16:04,267 --> 01:16:07,941 You're too late. Pampinea Anastasi is already married. 830 01:16:08,276 --> 01:16:09,793 This is my wife. 831 01:16:10,532 --> 01:16:12,782 This is house. This is my land. 832 01:16:12,817 --> 01:16:15,248 And I advise you to leave while you still have air to breathe. 833 01:16:15,283 --> 01:16:17,047 This lady may be your wife, 834 01:16:17,256 --> 01:16:20,113 but I'm sorry to tell you, she's about to become a widow. 835 01:16:21,476 --> 01:16:22,878 You piece of rat. 836 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:26,193 You killed four of my men who were close to my heart. 837 01:16:26,395 --> 01:16:27,493 You stole their lives. 838 01:16:27,694 --> 01:16:29,667 And now you must pay! 839 01:16:39,869 --> 01:16:41,195 Lorenzo! 840 01:16:50,976 --> 01:16:52,453 Run! 841 01:17:16,162 --> 01:17:18,132 -Where did he go? -I don't know. 842 01:17:19,307 --> 01:17:21,159 -You go that way, I'll go this way. -Who are you? 843 01:17:21,694 --> 01:17:23,128 Lorenzo Lamberti. 844 01:17:24,303 --> 01:17:27,368 The robber on the road. Yes! I am Count Dmitry Alexandro... 845 01:17:27,403 --> 01:17:29,222 I know, I know. 846 01:17:30,586 --> 01:17:32,164 First son! 847 01:17:32,965 --> 01:17:35,281 Only son, nine sisters. 848 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:43,074 Gerbino De la Ratta. 849 01:18:13,825 --> 01:18:15,565 Get her and bring her to me. 850 01:18:35,696 --> 01:18:37,399 Kill them and throw them down to me. 851 01:18:37,566 --> 01:18:38,616 Hello. 852 01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:44,055 Tell me... Are you ready to die? 853 01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:06,356 How awful. You dropped your little sword. 854 01:19:07,363 --> 01:19:08,076 Pick it up. 855 01:19:09,307 --> 01:19:10,636 Fight me. 856 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:13,052 Fight me or I'll kill you anyway. 857 01:19:13,255 --> 01:19:14,724 Wait. 858 01:19:16,259 --> 01:19:17,752 There's some unfinished business. 859 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:20,783 Is that not right, Gerbino? 860 01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:24,910 You want to kill me? Why don't you come up here and join me? 861 01:19:24,945 --> 01:19:26,989 I'm sorry my friend. I've sworn to kill this man. 862 01:19:27,024 --> 01:19:30,284 You kill him before I kill him, I may have to kill you. 863 01:19:30,519 --> 01:19:33,274 Here, let this decide. 864 01:19:41,329 --> 01:19:43,298 Alright, if you want. 865 01:19:45,056 --> 01:19:46,492 Why not join him. 866 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,427 I'll fight him. 867 01:19:50,209 --> 01:19:51,212 But don't step in. 868 01:19:54,442 --> 01:19:56,596 I may step in. 869 01:19:58,163 --> 01:19:59,484 I may step out. 870 01:20:01,142 --> 01:20:04,437 I may even decide to have a little dance with you. 871 01:20:06,099 --> 01:20:07,215 but don't worry my friend. 872 01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:10,824 If he kills you, I'll kill him, either way, 873 01:20:11,356 --> 01:20:12,260 you're going to die. 874 01:20:44,350 --> 01:20:46,658 Do you need help getting up? 875 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:36,566 Kill him... Kill him! 876 01:21:36,601 --> 01:21:38,913 Put your sword into his heart! 877 01:21:41,713 --> 01:21:44,134 Still a gambler, Gerbino. Want to make a bet? 878 01:21:44,169 --> 01:21:46,633 Go that way, you're dead. 879 01:21:46,668 --> 01:21:49,774 Come this way to me, dead. 880 01:21:49,809 --> 01:21:53,483 Go that way... well, who knows? 881 01:22:12,647 --> 01:22:14,653 Going down. 882 01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:17,416 Oh, Shit! 883 01:22:31,343 --> 01:22:33,918 Friend. Take my advice. 884 01:22:33,953 --> 01:22:36,984 Do not drink water from this well. 885 01:22:42,055 --> 01:22:43,605 Sorry. 886 01:22:49,824 --> 01:22:52,737 -So that one's Lorenzo? -Yes. 887 01:22:52,772 --> 01:22:58,911 By the way I'm not really a priest. So you're not really married. 888 01:22:59,618 --> 01:23:00,431 I thought you should know. 889 01:23:07,951 --> 01:23:12,454 -Count Dzerzhinsky! -Pampinea Anastasi. 890 01:23:13,819 --> 01:23:17,347 I have travelled here to you, from my beloved Novogrod. 891 01:23:17,828 --> 01:23:20,965 To keep faith to fulfill my promise, to marry you... 892 01:23:21,752 --> 01:23:23,808 and to make you my wife. 893 01:23:24,642 --> 01:23:26,242 I'm here. Hello. 894 01:23:26,277 --> 01:23:31,782 Count Dzerzhinsky. You are one of the bravest, most handsome men I've ever met. 895 01:23:31,817 --> 01:23:33,486 Yes, I know. 896 01:23:33,521 --> 01:23:35,301 But I cannot marry you. 897 01:23:42,796 --> 01:23:46,859 How can you say this after everything that has happened between us? 898 01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:51,316 What do you mean? I don't understand. What exactly happened between us? 899 01:23:52,455 --> 01:23:55,517 But... you are not Pampinea Anastasi. 900 01:23:57,836 --> 01:24:02,792 -She...is Pampinea Anastasi.. -Melissa! 901 01:24:04,923 --> 01:24:07,230 -You know her? -Know her? 902 01:24:09,177 --> 01:24:10,476 I am in love with her. 903 01:24:22,311 --> 01:24:25,073 Melissa, really, kissing a perfect stranger. 904 01:24:27,307 --> 01:24:28,972 This doesn't look much like a wedding, what's going on? 905 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,249 Filomena, there is going to be a wedding! 906 01:24:31,699 --> 01:24:33,552 I hope there is going to be a wedding. 907 01:24:34,934 --> 01:24:35,865 Lorenzo? 908 01:24:37,327 --> 01:24:38,201 Where are you? 909 01:24:49,948 --> 01:24:51,388 Lorenzo! 910 01:24:57,452 --> 01:24:58,282 Lorenzo! 911 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:08,571 Lorenzo! 912 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:12,237 You have stolen my heart. I love you. 913 01:25:17,801 --> 01:25:18,947 I love you. 914 01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:23,907 Pampinea... 915 01:25:24,608 --> 01:25:26,972 You're one of the most... no... 916 01:25:29,811 --> 01:25:34,775 the most beautiful girl, I've ever seen. 917 01:25:35,026 --> 01:25:38,290 But I gave my heart to a kiss, I can't let go. 918 01:25:40,144 --> 01:25:44,118 If only I could forget her. I must find her. 919 01:25:47,911 --> 01:25:51,357 Lorenzo, close your eyes. Please. 920 01:25:52,569 --> 01:25:54,690 Just close your eyes. 921 01:26:04,149 --> 01:26:06,609 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 922 01:26:06,644 --> 01:26:10,204 Every night as I come beyond for you. 923 01:26:12,704 --> 01:26:15,740 Every day. Every night. 924 01:26:28,582 --> 01:26:29,833 You... 925 01:26:33,234 --> 01:26:34,567 You. 926 01:26:37,006 --> 01:26:40,200 Now will you forget her? This girl you kissed? 927 01:26:42,547 --> 01:26:44,100 Never. 928 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:07,635 So, this is my reward. 929 01:27:07,836 --> 01:27:09,877 I get to stand over here like a daisy.... 930 01:27:10,237 --> 01:27:11,248 while this lot... 931 01:27:11,653 --> 01:27:14,595 well... you can see for yourselves. 932 01:27:16,354 --> 01:27:20,805 So tra la tra la, heads up...oohh 933 01:27:24,024 --> 01:27:25,573 Romance. 934 01:27:25,608 --> 01:27:27,202 Passion. 935 01:27:30,648 --> 01:27:34,282 Alright, to hell with this. I'm back off to the convent. 936 01:27:35,267 --> 01:27:38,455 There's an angel there and her bottom's got my name on it 937 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,419 Close your eyes again. 938 01:27:46,454 --> 01:27:47,587 No... 939 01:27:49,088 --> 01:27:50,851 You close yours. 940 01:31:17,397 --> 01:31:37,999 Subtitle created by: rackaboy@hotmail.com 941 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,000 Edited by LeapinLar Synchronized by Radz