1 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,520 Hi, this is Kat. Leave a message and I'll call you back. 2 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,760 Hi, Kat. This is Nick Mercer. 3 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,720 Sorry I didn't get back to you last night but I got your messages. 4 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,100 All seven of them. 5 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:58,880 I know you're nervous, Kat, but this is what I get paid for. 6 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:02,540 I'm running late so I sent a messenger to pick up my ticket. 7 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:05,460 Kat, stop worrying. 8 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,132 Your ex-fiancEwill wish he never left you ... 9 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,900 ... and your family will think we're in love. 10 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:14,940 Trust me. I'll see you at the airport. Can't wait to meet you.' 11 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,040 So sorry. I wasn't quite ready. 12 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,160 It's a plane ticket. 13 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,380 For a date. My date. 14 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,000 For my sister's wedding, in London. 15 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:49,640 You need to let go. 16 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,880 You're gonna have to help me. 17 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,700 '... 356 to London Heathrow, 18 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,600 'all remaining passengers please make your way... ' 19 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,940 Harry, I'm not working, I'm going to my sister's wedding. 20 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,740 Customer service will have to survive without me. 21 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,360 But Kat, we've had three delays and two reps call in sick. 22 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,920 And a 2505 on the 8:20 CPT to LGW. 23 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,643 And there's this guy on line two 24 00:05:36,643 --> 00:05:40,020 who gut stuck with in-laws because we couldn't get him out of Heathrow. 25 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:44,220 I'd love to help you, sincerely, but I haven't seen my family in two years 26 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,560 and my flight leaves in 15 minutes. 27 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,620 Come on, Kat. Please, I'm begging you. 28 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,980 Bump the 14:14 to the upper on 16:10. 29 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,000 What about line two? 30 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:01,800 Check my bags. 31 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:06,280 I understand, you want your family to see you the way you see yourself, 32 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,920 or would, if you didn't feel so victimized by them. 33 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,440 Hello! 34 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,180 We regret that you were inconvenienced. Unfortunately, we are not liable. 35 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:21,480 But just this once I'll refund your ticket and credit you 10,000 frequent flyer miles. 36 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,540 Thank you for calling Virgin Atlantic. 37 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,820 Your first trip? 38 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:42,380 My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex. 39 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,900 If I chicken out, I wanna know where the exits are. 40 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,840 I'm not a knuckler, I fly all the time. 41 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,080 The reason I can't feel my legs 42 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,680 is that any second my date is gonna sit down in 3B 43 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:03,080 and I need him to look really good today. 44 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,240 Hello, 3B. 45 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:17,200 Thank you. 46 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,200 Hey. 47 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,540 Kat. 48 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,440 Let's sit. 49 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,760 I'm glad you found it OK. 50 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,360 The airport... The plane, I mean. 51 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,800 I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. I know you wanted to get settled before the party. 52 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,940 Work must be crazy. 53 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,520 Oh, I should warn you. 54 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,780 You know those families where everyone's out of their mind 55 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,280 but they're your family so you love them? 56 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,260 Mine's not like that. 57 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,000 I love my dad. 58 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,880 But since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family. 59 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,160 He's more like a hostage. 60 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:47,380 'Ladies and gentlemen, 61 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,460 'we will shortly be arriving at London Heathrow. 62 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,980 'On arrival, please remain seated 63 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,080 'until the seat belt sign has been switched off. 64 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,120 'Local time is 4:22pm 65 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,860 'and the temperature is a warm 21... ' 66 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,640 Good morning. 67 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,040 'That's 72 degrees Fahrenheit. 68 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,960 'We would like to thank you for flying with us today 69 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,660 'and look forward to seeing you again soon.' 70 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:16,640 Oh. 71 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,480 Nick, please tell me you're not wearing that tonight. 72 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,720 I am. 73 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,480 It's no big deal really, it just looks like a tailor made your tie out of my dress. 74 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:33,580 Don't get me wrong - matching's fine. It's matchy-matchy you wanna look out for. 75 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,720 - We look like we're trying too hard. - Exactly. 76 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,720 I want us to look like we fit but not like we're trying to look like we fit. 77 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,220 Let me teach you a trick. 78 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:48,520 If you look people in the eye, they'll never notice what you're wearing. 79 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,980 There's no way I'm showing up in his and her outfits 80 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,360 so if you're gonna wear that tie, I have to change my dress. 81 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:58,920 Driver, will you please pull over somewhere? 82 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,100 I'm sorry. I promise next is the last one. 83 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,280 You must think... Who knows what you think? 84 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,900 I know how important this is for you. 85 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,420 But remember, you're a beautiful woman and you've got everything going for you. 86 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,280 Don't patronize me. 87 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,080 I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it. 88 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,160 Mission accomplished. 89 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,640 Really? 90 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,480 Don't get too attached. 91 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,780 I prefer the red one. 92 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,400 I'll let her know. 93 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,320 Hmm... 94 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,680 "Hmm, nice dress," or "Hmm... 95 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,520 "Gorgeous. I was insane to let you go"? 96 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,320 Well, I'd shag you. 97 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,340 If that's all right with you? 98 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,280 I don't know if I can do this. 99 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,640 Well, you can never be sure of anything but we still have to go inside. 100 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,780 - Aunt Bea! - Dear girl. 101 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,440 This should have been you getting married. 102 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,880 You know, you didn't have to return the gravy boat. 103 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,580 And to think Jeffrey is the best man. 104 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,540 Have you met Nick? 105 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,580 - How do you do? - Oh. 106 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,280 Charming. 107 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,860 And what do you do? 108 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,840 Excuse us. 109 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,620 What a nightmare. 110 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,500 OK, we need a story. 111 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:05,120 You're a therapist, we just started dating and you're crazy about me. 112 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,800 Count it. 6,000 even. 113 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:13,820 - Oh, I trust you. - No. Count it. 114 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,880 All right. 115 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:30,620 I'll cover expenses but if you want to be intimate, we talk money first. 116 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:34,620 That won't be an issue. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant. 117 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:38,440 I'm sorry. No offense. 118 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,720 Do me a favor, quit apologizing. 119 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,080 If you look at this as a business transaction, 120 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,940 maybe you won't feel compelled to keep saying sorry. 121 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,500 I'm sorry. 122 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,680 It's also really annoying. 123 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,280 Sorry. 124 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,520 - Sorry. - Pussy Kat! What happened to you? 125 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,980 - Pull over for a quickie? - Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself. 126 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,560 And who might this be? 127 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,720 Hi. I'm the new guy. It's great to meet you. 128 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,440 Lovely. This is a marathon, not a sprint. 129 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,780 We've got welcome cocktails today 130 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:27,919 then tomorrow's Young People In The Park and Stags And Hens. 131 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:33,820 Friday's the picnic, then the rehearsal dinner and since you have left no margin for jetlag, 132 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,280 I need you to hydrate. 133 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,300 - Dad. - My darling. 134 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,040 - Meet Nick. - Professor Ellis. 135 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,300 - How do you do? - Kat? 136 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,020 - Kat! Oooh! I'm getting married! Oh, Kitty! - Hey! 137 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,980 Oh, I missed you so much. 138 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,840 Gosh, who's the hunky, huh? Nice. 139 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,580 There you are! Get over here! 140 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:05,020 At times like these, I find a good, stiff drink helps. 141 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:08,260 - Can I get you a refill, sir? - Very kind of you. 142 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,180 Where did you find him? 143 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,680 Thank you. 144 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,240 Yellow Pages. 145 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,060 - Hello! 146 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,960 Sweet Jesus. Who gave that woman an amp? 147 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,200 Hello. Hello? 148 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,500 Oh. Wonderful. It's finally working. 149 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:34,280 Does everybody have a drink? Because I am going to say a few words. 150 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,240 Welcome, friends and family... 151 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,020 - I'm... 152 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,260 Victor and I are so happy 153 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,220 that you're here to celebrate with us 154 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:49,660 as we welcome Edward and the Fletcher-Wootens into our family. 155 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:53,540 We always thought that we would marry off Kat first. 156 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,680 We had good reason to hope because she was so popular with the boys at school 157 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,180 and we came pretty close once, 158 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:03,220 but, as you all know, that crashed and burned. 159 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,720 Luckily, we were able to get the deposit back, 160 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,320 - so here we are again... 161 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,100 To the bride and groom. 162 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:23,060 Oh. Yes. Yes. Well, back to the bride and groom to be. 163 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,540 Um... 164 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:31,380 Edward, we are so glad that you fell in love with the girl next door. 165 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,560 Our Amy. Congratulations, babies. 166 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,280 - Congratulations. 167 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,220 Jeffrey. 168 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,520 Hello. Kat-mandu. 169 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,600 Wow, you look gorgeous. 170 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,220 Gorgeous. 171 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,120 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 172 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,700 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, Top Kat! Ooooh! 173 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,180 Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynecologists that call more often. 174 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,720 - You have more than one? - I play them off against each other. 175 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,120 Hello, arsehole. Listen, Since you dumped my cousin brutally, 176 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,660 you won't mind if I steal her away, will you? 177 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,040 Thanks. 178 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,720 - You didn't have to do that. - I wasn't saving you from him, 179 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,760 I was saving you from yourself. 180 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:49,360 You, my love, are too bloody nice. 181 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,380 I've never seen so many beautiful women in one room. 182 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,380 By the way, Did he bring a date? 183 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,980 Darling, why waste time on that horse's arse 184 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,320 when Mr. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down is waiting for you over there? 185 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,620 - What does he do? - He's a therapist. 186 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,080 - The perils of paranoia. - Yes. 187 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,820 Oh, God. I think I've just come. 188 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,800 Thank you. 189 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,480 Can I have that? 190 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,480 Thank you. 191 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,960 You know what I love about all this, Kat? 192 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,880 There's finally a reason for the world to revolve around you? 193 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,340 Exactly. 194 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,580 - There you are. - How's the future missus? 195 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,320 I'm perfect, I'm all ginny. 196 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,160 Snufflepop. 197 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,140 Am I not the luckiest bastard on earth? 198 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,840 Aw! Well, I'll dance to that. 199 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,640 You know,That's what he gets for not taking dance lessons 200 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,900 until two days before the wedding. 201 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,420 Come on Who's ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding? 202 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,160 Just about everyone. 203 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,500 You are taking the piss? 204 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:26,780 We'll go with you. 205 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,120 I don't even know you, hunky dunky, and I love you already. 206 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,680 Dance lessons? Hm. Right. 207 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,080 - Hey. - Oh. Hello. 208 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,280 Weddings are a celebration of love and commitment... 209 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,500 in Utopia. 210 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,980 In the real world they're an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't. 211 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,380 - A philosopher, huh? - Well, shrink. 212 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,620 - Crikey! - What? 213 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,260 - No, nothing. - No, tell me. 214 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,260 Well, you Yanks and your therapy, 215 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,300 it's a load of touchy-feely mumbo jumbo. 216 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,740 Spilling your guts to a total stranger, it's not natural. 217 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,280 Oh, God. 218 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,980 It's just... 219 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:32,100 There's this girl that I care for... Well, I suppose you could say I love her. 220 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,440 The bugger is, she's here with some other guy. 221 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,120 There you are. 222 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,920 Hey, Kat. Hey, Kat. 223 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,660 Oh, hey, yourself. I see you met my ex. 224 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,280 - I was just telling him how we met. - Mm. 225 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,300 - The Knicks game. - Oh, yes. 226 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,380 Yeah... Oh. 227 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,280 You hate sport. 228 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,100 - I hate cricket. - Right, yes. 229 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,620 Well, I should go and... go. 230 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,400 He looks miserable. 231 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,780 - What were you talking about? - He seems a little drunk 232 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,520 but I think he's still crazy about you. 233 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,540 - Do I know you from somewhere? - No. 234 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,300 What did he say? You don't... 235 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,420 You don't think he wants me back? 236 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,860 Are you OK? 237 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,640 - Here we are. - Thank God! 238 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,460 - Oh! - Thanks, Mom. 239 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,400 - There you are, darling. - Thanks, Dad. 240 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,800 God! 241 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:07,080 - Thanks again for having me. - Don't be silly. It's wonderful to meet you. 242 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,420 Although technically, I never knew you existed. 243 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,120 - Come on, Bunny. - I love surprises. 244 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,620 Where's Nick sleeping? 245 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:21,320 My mother has this rule about sharing when there's no ring involved... 246 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,100 - Don't be silly. - What!? 247 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,320 I am not as small-town as my daughter seems to think. 248 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,260 Sorry about this. 249 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,300 I went through a painfully earnest floral phase. 250 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,060 Air Supply? 251 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,880 Oh. My parents had a German exchange student a few years back. 252 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,500 He must have left it here. 253 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,160 Everyone knows their greatest hits. 254 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,680 Some of their lesser-known ballads are surprisingly poignant. 255 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:35,640 Is that an old habit from ballet class or from a lifetime of walking on eggshells? 256 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,240 I never took ballet. 257 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:52,860 How'd you know that was me? 258 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,600 I have a friend at the magazine. 259 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,920 So much for anonymity. 260 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:05,140 Go ahead, take a look. It's part of the package. 261 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:12,960 I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. 262 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,660 I never thought anything like this could happen to me. 263 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,260 This happened to you? 264 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,140 It happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, 265 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,980 flew you over her and gave you $6,000. 266 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,780 - Will you grab my shampoo, please? - Shampoo! Got it. 267 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:46,780 I'm all out love, I'm so lost without you 268 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:51,780 I know you were right, believing for so long 269 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:56,960 I'm all out of love, what am I without you? 270 00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:03,080 I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong 271 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,620 The part where you were a sexual surrogate and then started to... 272 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,740 branch out, is... 273 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,920 Is that really how it happened? 274 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:21,560 The real story - my mother was a hippie, and a stripper. 275 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,000 She was insanely inappropriate with me, 276 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,440 she washed her lingerie in my bath water while I was still in it. 277 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,820 Oh....oh 278 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,960 So as an adult, I needed to find ways to experience intimacy and sex 279 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,560 - but with rules that couldn't be violated. - Wow. 280 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,800 I'm just screwing with you. 281 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,860 You shit. 282 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,540 OK, this part. 283 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,100 You say, and I quote, 284 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,300 "Every woman has the exact love life she wants." 285 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,820 That seems a broad generalization... Oh! 286 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,420 Do you honestly believe that I want to be single and miserable? 287 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:15,620 Do you think that I want to be hung up on some guy who led me on for years 288 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,540 and out of the blue shattered my heart? 289 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:22,820 First of all, there's no such thing as out of the blue. 290 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,780 And second of all, yeah. 291 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,700 - What? - When you're ready to let go, 292 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,440 to be un-single and un-miserable, 293 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:32,100 you will. 294 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,520 Till then... 295 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:39,080 So when you were talking to Jeffrey before, 296 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,980 how did he sound? 297 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,200 Like a harmless, self-absorbed toolbox. 298 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,920 Seriously. 299 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,380 He sounded tormented. 300 00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:54,554 Tormented? How? 301 00:25:55,358 --> 00:25:56,315 Like he's... 302 00:25:57,351 --> 00:26:00,380 jealous that I'm here with someone else, or like... 303 00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:04,114 he regrets throwing away our life together? 304 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:15,910 It's just that... 305 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,002 this hasn't really turned out the way that I thought it would. 306 00:26:27,575 --> 00:26:28,847 Hey, Nick. 307 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:33,721 Oh-oh-oh! 308 00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:46,071 He seems more mature. 309 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:48,630 Run, you fat tart! Come on. 310 00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:58,854 Come on, throw it. Throw it! 311 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:05,550 - Well played, darling. - Ed! 312 00:27:05,654 --> 00:27:06,215 What? 313 00:27:08,164 --> 00:27:10,634 - Are you ready, TJ? - Bugger off. 314 00:27:16,282 --> 00:27:18,305 All right, batter, batter. 315 00:27:34,165 --> 00:27:35,689 - Move back. - Yeah. 316 00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:42,998 Come on, Kat. 317 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:45,238 Hurry up 318 00:27:47,341 --> 00:27:48,885 You're up, Kat. 319 00:27:49,657 --> 00:27:50,899 Go, Kat. 320 00:27:58,729 --> 00:28:00,058 Be nice to me, Jeffrey. 321 00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:06,612 - Out! - Yes! 322 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,179 Lose the game. 323 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,204 No! 324 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:27,221 - Come on! - Edward. 325 00:28:30,022 --> 00:28:31,157 Come on! 326 00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:35,030 Come on, you sexy little monkey. Come on! 327 00:28:37,361 --> 00:28:39,877 - You're supposed to be helping. - Oh, trust me. I am. 328 00:29:08,405 --> 00:29:11,856 - What's with the socks? - It's a golf-themed bachelorette. 329 00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:13,564 Have you ever done a wedding before? 330 00:29:13,797 --> 00:29:15,401 No, but I have done funerals. 331 00:29:15,516 --> 00:29:18,045 An escort at a funeral? Someone's dead. 332 00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:20,209 Yeah, imagine facing that alone. 333 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:21,857 Ah. Catch. 334 00:29:24,092 --> 00:29:26,293 Make sure he stays on the right side of the road. 335 00:29:26,657 --> 00:29:29,428 - Which is, of course, the left. - That's right. 336 00:29:30,793 --> 00:29:34,176 So, are you ever attracted to your clients? 337 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:39,879 I know you're curious about my business but I really can't discuss other clients. 338 00:29:39,966 --> 00:29:42,805 Come on! How many of them want to sleep with you? 339 00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:47,822 You know, I swear it's not about the sex. 340 00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:50,498 It's about understanding what people need. 341 00:29:51,037 --> 00:29:54,273 Please! You're like the Yoda of escorts. 342 00:29:54,624 --> 00:29:56,928 Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college. 343 00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,221 - No, I don't play games. No gimmicks. - Mm-hm. 344 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,610 It's much more... 345 00:30:04,691 --> 00:30:05,533 Subtle? 346 00:30:08,977 --> 00:30:10,032 It's not about me. 347 00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:12,425 It's about you. 348 00:30:14,268 --> 00:30:15,324 Show me. 349 00:30:19,906 --> 00:30:20,948 Come on. 350 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,533 Hmm... What's holding me back? 351 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,004 I think it's the words "morally repugnant". 352 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:30,570 Show me. 353 00:30:38,098 --> 00:30:39,277 Close your eyes. 354 00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:42,381 Close your eyes. 355 00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:49,399 Close your eyes. 356 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:58,422 You're safe, you can relax. 357 00:31:01,562 --> 00:31:03,293 I'm not gonna kiss you. 358 00:31:06,589 --> 00:31:09,060 He's gonna be so sorry he lost you. 359 00:31:10,946 --> 00:31:14,034 So, stop worrying. 360 00:31:15,245 --> 00:31:16,642 Forget the past. 361 00:31:18,114 --> 00:31:19,446 Forget the pain. 362 00:31:20,869 --> 00:31:21,817 And remember... 363 00:31:24,689 --> 00:31:27,500 what an incredible woman you are. 364 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:32,418 If you do that, 365 00:31:33,497 --> 00:31:35,237 he'll realize what he lost. 366 00:31:41,742 --> 00:31:43,210 Holy crap! 367 00:31:44,097 --> 00:31:45,591 You're worth every penny. 368 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,597 - You should get going. - Mm-hm. 369 00:31:55,442 --> 00:31:56,542 OK, Yoda. 370 00:32:12,355 --> 00:32:14,002 - To Amy! 371 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,163 I thought you might need this. 372 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,602 Silly me. Where was my head? 373 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,056 - Bye. - Listen, why don't you stay 374 00:32:31,363 --> 00:32:34,265 - and have a little fiery drink with us, eh? - Uh... 375 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,034 - It's fine. - Come on. 376 00:32:36,034 --> 00:32:37,450 You know you want to! 377 00:32:37,904 --> 00:32:40,227 - Oh, I can see why. - You're lovely. 378 00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:42,728 Isn't he lovely? Have you smelt him? 379 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:44,630 He smells lovely! 380 00:32:45,245 --> 00:32:47,680 Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? 381 00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:51,743 No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something. 382 00:32:57,563 --> 00:33:00,371 Look at those buns. Fresh from the bakery. 383 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:05,005 It must feel great getting paid just for being you. 384 00:33:05,105 --> 00:33:07,537 - Who says I'm being me? - Excuse me. 385 00:33:07,607 --> 00:33:11,117 Amy, thank you for granting me a rare glimpse into a timeless female ritual. 386 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:15,141 Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you 387 00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:17,725 and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. 388 00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,033 And to the cock in the henhouse. 389 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:54,524 I can't believe you found him first. I am so depressed. 390 00:33:55,352 --> 00:33:58,715 Will somebody buy my hoo-hah a drink? 391 00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:05,283 You remember when we took the girls hiking in the Lake District? 392 00:34:05,949 --> 00:34:06,815 - No. - You do! 393 00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:09,916 Blistering heat in the morning, rained all afternoon. 394 00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:11,042 No. 395 00:34:11,173 --> 00:34:14,289 You backed your car over a copper's bicycle. 396 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,803 - Sorry, no. - The Rat And Gherkin. 397 00:34:17,463 --> 00:34:19,445 - Splendid local scrumpy. - Mm. 398 00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:21,259 Amy wore that little bikini thing. 399 00:34:21,485 --> 00:34:24,206 But somehow it was Kat that got stung by nettles. 400 00:34:24,281 --> 00:34:27,459 Kat never said a word until Amy caught her scratching her arse. 401 00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:31,538 Then you rubbed it with a dock leaf to bring down the swelling. 402 00:34:33,277 --> 00:34:34,892 Yeah, I remember it. 403 00:34:36,197 --> 00:34:37,792 I didn't deserve her back then. 404 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,410 And you do now? 405 00:34:48,802 --> 00:34:49,886 What is his problem? 406 00:34:52,444 --> 00:34:55,009 - What? - There's something about him I don't like. 407 00:34:55,572 --> 00:34:58,550 He's less than 90 per cent body fat and he's shagging your ex. 408 00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,973 No, that is not it. Look at him, 409 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:04,815 he's walking around all American, like he owns the place. 410 00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:14,097 Oh, no! 411 00:35:15,503 --> 00:35:17,292 Come on, this is your last chance. 412 00:35:40,069 --> 00:35:41,267 Woody? 413 00:35:42,505 --> 00:35:46,405 - Not yet, but it's getting there! - It's getting there! 414 00:35:48,536 --> 00:35:50,920 Oh, my God! What are you doing here? 415 00:35:53,052 --> 00:35:56,501 I thought you were in San Francisco, or was it Nepal? 416 00:35:56,903 --> 00:36:00,145 Close. Sydney. But it turns out that I missed the rain. 417 00:36:00,696 --> 00:36:03,609 Did Kat tell you that she dumped you because of your funky breath? 418 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,345 She's drunk. 419 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,850 But I didn't... I didn't really dump you. Right? 420 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:17,248 Hard. But it was understandable, you were one of the hottest girls in school. 421 00:36:17,312 --> 00:36:20,460 And we know that Kat was one of the hottest expats in school 422 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:24,158 because she was voted Best Eyes and Brightest Smile 423 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,404 and the Most Likely To Age Well. 424 00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:34,019 You're my half-sister but I whole love you. 425 00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:44,481 How about you get my half-sister a Seventh Hole? 426 00:36:44,901 --> 00:36:47,389 - Tequila. Tequila. - Sure. 427 00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:56,760 Are you all right? 428 00:36:59,169 --> 00:37:00,903 I don't know if I can do this. 429 00:37:02,478 --> 00:37:03,426 The Seventh Hole? 430 00:37:04,118 --> 00:37:05,295 No! The wedding. 431 00:37:08,006 --> 00:37:10,358 I shouldn't be allowed to get married. I shouldn't 432 00:37:11,214 --> 00:37:12,585 What are you talking about? 433 00:37:16,742 --> 00:37:17,506 TJ! 434 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,745 Come on! Come on! 435 00:37:29,169 --> 00:37:32,772 What's wrong with Jeffrey? As if I would sleep with a stripper! 436 00:37:32,889 --> 00:37:35,958 I'm about to get married. You have to... 437 00:37:38,609 --> 00:37:43,007 It's been my experience that a man in love doesn't want a prostitute. 438 00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:46,762 Eddie, you did the right thing. 439 00:37:55,765 --> 00:37:58,880 How do you know so much... 440 00:38:01,301 --> 00:38:03,313 about so much? 441 00:38:05,642 --> 00:38:07,062 I'm a hooker. 442 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:19,914 I like that. 443 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,665 I just don't feel very well. I'm gonna go. Give us a kiss. 444 00:39:12,866 --> 00:39:14,525 - Ladies... - How much do you rock, TJ? 445 00:39:14,913 --> 00:39:17,623 ...that was a top night. 446 00:39:18,754 --> 00:39:19,286 Top night! 447 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:37,608 She's getting married! 448 00:40:45,432 --> 00:40:46,373 Are you OK? 449 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,738 - Morning. - Morning. 450 00:43:43,122 --> 00:43:44,381 Ahoy, there! 451 00:43:48,817 --> 00:43:49,785 Hi, Dad. 452 00:44:18,988 --> 00:44:21,917 I don't know what works for you but I brought you some black coffee 453 00:44:21,917 --> 00:44:25,932 and some stale crackers, egg and cheese sandwich and a Bloody Mary. 454 00:44:26,193 --> 00:44:29,642 That's very sweet of you. But I need to ask you something. 455 00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:35,365 What happened last night? 456 00:44:41,037 --> 00:44:41,938 Nothing. 457 00:44:58,106 --> 00:44:58,900 Thanks. 458 00:45:15,174 --> 00:45:18,476 - Is this for last night? - No! How could it be? Nothing happened. 459 00:45:18,573 --> 00:45:21,925 If I was gonna charge you, I said I'd tell you first. 460 00:45:22,148 --> 00:45:26,601 I didn't want you to think that I was expecting anything for free 461 00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:29,164 or that I was expecting anything at all. 462 00:45:29,397 --> 00:45:32,357 I mean, obviously I was expecting something 463 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:35,449 or else I wouldn't have stopped at that ATM. 464 00:45:35,689 --> 00:45:38,010 Just so you know, you're 300 short. 465 00:45:42,078 --> 00:45:45,521 Wait, you're telling me that if something happened last night, 466 00:45:45,521 --> 00:45:47,578 I'd have to pay you $1,700? 467 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,303 That's a down payment on a Ford Focus. 468 00:45:49,912 --> 00:45:51,234 Not dollars, pounds. 469 00:45:51,474 --> 00:45:53,361 Besides, it includes, you know... 470 00:45:54,087 --> 00:45:55,585 That's the extra 300. 471 00:45:59,649 --> 00:46:00,765 Are you a boatsman, son? 472 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,097 I am now, sir. 473 00:46:04,245 --> 00:46:06,281 I'm glad someone's making use of her at last. 474 00:46:07,401 --> 00:46:08,610 The boat, I mean. 475 00:46:10,557 --> 00:46:12,601 "To defile." Four letters. 476 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,330 - Good morning, Daddy. - Ah. 477 00:46:17,982 --> 00:46:21,131 - What if I didn't want you to do that to me? - The 300's for you doing it to me. 478 00:46:21,902 --> 00:46:24,922 If anything had happened, it would have been one of the highlights, for you. 479 00:46:25,673 --> 00:46:29,065 - But nothing did. - That's why you get to keep your money. 480 00:46:30,974 --> 00:46:32,206 The wedding dance is 481 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,445 the most important dance moment in a person's life. 482 00:46:38,073 --> 00:46:40,418 A room full of friends and family, 483 00:46:41,505 --> 00:46:43,223 watching, smiling, 484 00:46:43,936 --> 00:46:46,008 betting on how long the marriage will last. 485 00:46:47,412 --> 00:46:49,454 All you'll have is each other 486 00:46:50,235 --> 00:46:52,204 and whatever skills you acquire today. 487 00:46:54,675 --> 00:46:55,738 And pair off. 488 00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:08,005 Now, your left foot. Her right foot. 489 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:11,066 Good. And we'll try to glide across the floor. 490 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,826 Come a little bit closer together. Moving. 491 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:17,361 Trying to turn. 492 00:47:18,746 --> 00:47:19,897 What's the matter, Nick? 493 00:47:20,535 --> 00:47:21,580 Two left feet? 494 00:47:23,731 --> 00:47:24,526 Oh! 495 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:30,151 When I told you I'd never done a wedding before, 496 00:48:31,168 --> 00:48:33,509 it wasn't because I'd never been asked. 497 00:48:35,898 --> 00:48:36,852 I'd just never said yes. 498 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:40,650 Why'd you say yes to me? 499 00:48:43,347 --> 00:48:45,506 There was something in your voice on the phone that day. 500 00:48:48,115 --> 00:48:49,188 Desperation? 501 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:52,867 I think it was hope. 502 00:48:53,981 --> 00:48:56,434 Get a move on, you lovebirds. I'm getting married in the morning. 503 00:49:25,038 --> 00:49:27,658 - Ah, hello, Bambi. - Darling, please don't do that. 504 00:49:35,109 --> 00:49:36,419 Oh, wow. 505 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:39,546 That's a big bed. 506 00:49:55,153 --> 00:49:56,285 You know what pisses me off? 507 00:49:57,417 --> 00:50:00,416 I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know anything about you. 508 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,273 I'm allergic to fabric softener. 509 00:50:06,725 --> 00:50:10,003 I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. 510 00:50:12,648 --> 00:50:14,605 I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met. 511 00:50:30,212 --> 00:50:33,480 I'm a little concerned... I'm just... It makes me nervous... 512 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,282 You know, I might just call you. 513 00:50:37,029 --> 00:50:40,645 But if I did, I would lose, because my hand is complete shite. 514 00:50:40,645 --> 00:50:41,597 Ohhh. 515 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:45,789 - I'm in. - Come on. 516 00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:47,361 There's gotta be something wrong with him. 517 00:50:47,861 --> 00:50:50,289 I bet his thingy bends, doesn't it? Got a little kink in it. 518 00:50:51,532 --> 00:50:54,313 Oh, no, don't tell me. It's bloody perfect. 519 00:50:55,061 --> 00:50:56,011 I'm going to see you. 520 00:50:59,637 --> 00:51:01,424 And Looky, looky here. 521 00:51:01,941 --> 00:51:03,294 A full house. 522 00:51:04,714 --> 00:51:06,141 Oh-ho-ho! 523 00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:09,223 Has anyone seen my future wife? She'll kill me if I don't serve her first. 524 00:51:10,243 --> 00:51:12,946 Have you guys ever had a real honest-to-God fight, ever? 525 00:51:13,701 --> 00:51:15,612 - Yes, of course. - Yeah, right. 526 00:51:16,111 --> 00:51:19,173 Well, apparently, makeup sex is the best kind. 527 00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:21,843 Not that I'm ever going to find out. 528 00:51:25,066 --> 00:51:26,027 - Give me that! 529 00:51:27,341 --> 00:51:28,983 - Come on! - No, no! 530 00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:32,381 - Don't! - Come on! 531 00:51:33,198 --> 00:51:34,869 You seem to have a way with women. 532 00:51:36,313 --> 00:51:39,774 Why don't you go and rustle up the bride? Get her to join the party. 533 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:46,506 Why are you bringing this up now? I love Ed. 534 00:51:47,253 --> 00:51:49,441 - What do you want from me? - I want you to tell me... 535 00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:57,000 Blue shirt or... white shirt for the, er, rehearsal dinner? 536 00:52:02,825 --> 00:52:03,711 Sorry to interrupt. 537 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:06,567 Your dad sent me. 538 00:52:07,845 --> 00:52:08,921 What for? 539 00:52:10,925 --> 00:52:12,117 To make sure you're OK. 540 00:52:17,949 --> 00:52:20,268 Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment. 541 00:52:20,268 --> 00:52:24,509 Let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm 542 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:26,049 and now you'd like just a moment? 543 00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:28,605 Sure. Go right ahead. 544 00:52:33,337 --> 00:52:36,733 Thanks for the solidarity, Mum, but next time a little less information. 545 00:52:38,645 --> 00:52:40,575 Do you believe a place has a memory? 546 00:52:41,296 --> 00:52:44,550 Even before Ed and I started dating, we all used to 547 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:48,513 come up here in the summer and spend weekends. 548 00:52:57,657 --> 00:52:59,996 God, I hope it doesn't remember everything. 549 00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:04,898 No matter how certain one is of one's position 550 00:53:04,997 --> 00:53:06,442 of what one should or shouldn't do, 551 00:53:06,442 --> 00:53:08,902 one sometimes discovers 552 00:53:08,902 --> 00:53:13,825 that one is not as one would have hoped one would have been. 553 00:53:13,825 --> 00:53:16,453 - What exactly are you trying to say? - I'm sorry. 554 00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:19,453 Look, I feel like I need to tell you something. 555 00:53:20,877 --> 00:53:24,069 - You're not even listening. - I'm sorry. I'll be back in a minute. 556 00:53:31,316 --> 00:53:34,237 Hey, is everything OK? 557 00:53:37,466 --> 00:53:38,481 Yeah. 558 00:53:41,613 --> 00:53:42,449 Yeah. 559 00:53:48,212 --> 00:53:49,181 Anchovy, Nick? 560 00:53:50,201 --> 00:53:51,841 I remember the day I met Kat. 561 00:53:52,217 --> 00:53:53,557 It was in New York. 562 00:53:54,289 --> 00:53:56,225 I'd been seeing Bunny for a few months 563 00:53:56,378 --> 00:53:59,726 and she finally trusted me enough to meet her kid. 564 00:54:00,981 --> 00:54:07,035 So I'm over at her place and in walks this little monster. 565 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,354 That was it. I was a goner. 566 00:54:11,742 --> 00:54:13,510 That was the day I became a dad. 567 00:54:14,661 --> 00:54:18,336 You know, Nick, you think it's going to get easier as they get older, 568 00:54:19,068 --> 00:54:21,519 that you're going to worry about them less. 569 00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:24,867 Or that you're going to trust the world more. 570 00:54:27,261 --> 00:54:28,947 But that's just not how it happens. 571 00:54:40,797 --> 00:54:42,901 This may not make much sense to you, sir, 572 00:54:43,809 --> 00:54:46,665 but I'd like to ask your permission to date your daughter. 573 00:54:49,541 --> 00:54:51,478 I thought you already were. 574 00:55:06,852 --> 00:55:11,653 - I blame... I blame Tony Peepants. - No. 575 00:55:11,795 --> 00:55:13,448 Let's have the story. Kat, come on. 576 00:55:14,349 --> 00:55:16,834 - No. - I have to initiate Nick into our family. 577 00:55:17,207 --> 00:55:21,808 I blame Tony for why my two girls just don't seem to be able to get along. 578 00:55:23,065 --> 00:55:25,537 Don't deny it. You barely tolerate each other. 579 00:55:26,848 --> 00:55:30,629 Come on. It's true. The only thing you've got in common is you're both attracted to me. 580 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:32,477 It started after we moved here. 581 00:55:32,477 --> 00:55:37,484 My two girls got into a fight over Tony Peepants and have never made up since. 582 00:55:37,484 --> 00:55:39,743 Apparently, Kat and I were inseparable. 583 00:55:39,743 --> 00:55:42,437 If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up. 584 00:55:42,437 --> 00:55:44,193 If Amy threw it up, Kat ate it. 585 00:55:45,869 --> 00:55:49,932 So we were eating and throwing up together in harmony 586 00:55:50,249 --> 00:55:52,410 until Tony walked me home from school one day. 587 00:55:52,410 --> 00:55:54,050 He was my first boyfriend. 588 00:55:54,205 --> 00:55:56,938 Tony ignored Kat because he wanted to play with me. 589 00:55:57,358 --> 00:56:00,465 Anyway, the point of the story is that Tony ended up with a chair in his face. 590 00:56:00,975 --> 00:56:03,331 It was plastic and child-sized. 591 00:56:04,617 --> 00:56:09,762 - As I recall, there were stitches involved. - Come on, Bunny, 15 stitches. 592 00:56:10,179 --> 00:56:11,627 So is that when he peed in his pants? 593 00:56:12,881 --> 00:56:15,112 He cried a lot, but there was no peeing. 594 00:56:15,675 --> 00:56:16,721 So what's with the nickname? 595 00:56:21,982 --> 00:56:24,297 I have absolutely no idea. 596 00:56:26,993 --> 00:56:28,407 Let me get some more wine. 597 00:56:30,393 --> 00:56:32,013 Would you marry me if I asked? 598 00:56:32,437 --> 00:56:33,909 That was a yes. Did you see that? 599 00:56:44,605 --> 00:56:48,525 And you know, I thought perhaps you... Bollocks. Sorry. 600 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:54,327 I had no idea this would be so difficult. I just feel like I owe you an explanation. 601 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,497 Relax, relax. It's fine. 602 00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:58,111 I promise. 603 00:57:02,383 --> 00:57:06,077 And I should probably admit that... 604 00:57:08,449 --> 00:57:11,112 I brought Nick with me to torture you, slowly, 605 00:57:11,827 --> 00:57:13,212 for the entire weekend. 606 00:57:14,646 --> 00:57:18,338 But then, I don't know, something happened and now... 607 00:57:18,338 --> 00:57:23,204 I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but I'm just sick of you and me. 608 00:57:23,604 --> 00:57:29,448 Of our whole story, so come on, let's just go upstairs and eat some tiramisu. 609 00:57:32,767 --> 00:57:34,373 I slept with your sister. 610 00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:48,691 - I'm sorry? - Well, I shagged Amy, two years ago. 611 00:57:48,691 --> 00:57:50,445 That's why I broke it off with you. 612 00:57:51,713 --> 00:57:56,487 And then after you left, sod it, we kept at it like rabbits, 613 00:57:56,487 --> 00:58:01,699 until we both realized it was absolutely mad and, obviously, morally wrong. 614 00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:05,695 And then that was it. 615 00:58:07,097 --> 00:58:10,978 But last Christmas, when Ed proposed, 616 00:58:12,173 --> 00:58:15,946 I realized... I'm in love with her. 617 00:58:21,621 --> 00:58:23,530 Good Lord, say something, please. 618 00:58:39,305 --> 00:58:41,035 Oh, my God, he's told you, hasn't he? 619 00:58:42,485 --> 00:58:45,064 - You knew? - Kat, I'm so sorry. I'm so... 620 00:58:55,478 --> 00:58:57,491 Kat. Kat, please. 621 00:58:58,062 --> 00:58:59,297 Kat, please don't say anything. 622 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,746 I can't believe you told her. 623 00:59:37,162 --> 00:59:37,947 What's going on? 624 00:59:39,266 --> 00:59:40,085 Nothing. 625 00:59:42,761 --> 00:59:44,053 It doesn't look like nothing. 626 00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:47,694 Now is not the time to catch on, Ed. 627 00:59:50,113 --> 00:59:52,554 OK. Good. 628 01:00:05,282 --> 01:00:07,712 Leave me alone. You knew and you didn't tell me. 629 01:00:08,391 --> 01:00:11,033 - Wait up. - I can't believe I trusted you. 630 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,317 Come on. You've got to stop running. 631 01:00:13,753 --> 01:00:17,185 - How could you not have told me? - What did you expect me to say? 632 01:00:17,941 --> 01:00:19,483 You let me make a fool of myself. 633 01:00:20,722 --> 01:00:24,504 You lied to me, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised because that's what you do. 634 01:00:24,504 --> 01:00:26,909 That's who you are. You're a liar. 635 01:00:28,561 --> 01:00:30,541 You're judging me? That's a good one. 636 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,061 You're going to point a finger at me, 637 01:00:33,245 --> 01:00:35,567 the guy that you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend? 638 01:00:37,157 --> 01:00:41,524 You're right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe that I was happy 639 01:00:41,524 --> 01:00:43,634 that I paid $6,000 for a lie. 640 01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:48,525 And, at the end of the day, the only one who ended up falling for it was me. 641 01:00:49,732 --> 01:00:51,802 I wish I could say it was worth it. 642 01:00:53,244 --> 01:00:55,925 Go ahead, Kat, hate me. 643 01:00:56,644 --> 01:00:59,973 I think you're running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow. 644 01:01:00,861 --> 01:01:04,606 It maybe now you'll be able to hold on to this long enough to ruin your next relationship. 645 01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:21,959 - Nick. - I'm just checking into a hotel. 646 01:01:22,238 --> 01:01:24,354 Don't be ridiculous. It's late. 647 01:01:25,821 --> 01:01:26,752 Take the car. 648 01:01:34,782 --> 01:01:36,923 Actually, the boathouse is empty. 649 01:01:39,005 --> 01:01:42,523 Look, I don't know what's going on with you two but I'm sure you'll work it out. 650 01:01:46,586 --> 01:01:50,835 You couldn't be more perfect if she'd picked you out of a catalog. 651 01:01:56,618 --> 01:01:57,630 Thanks, Ed. 652 01:02:08,388 --> 01:02:09,167 Hey. 653 01:02:12,936 --> 01:02:13,988 Hey. 654 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:22,829 I just... I wanted to say thank you for not outing me in front of Ed. 655 01:02:25,915 --> 01:02:30,038 I want to tell him, just not the night before our wedding. 656 01:02:30,176 --> 01:02:32,495 You know, with these things, timing is everything. 657 01:02:42,316 --> 01:02:43,393 You're right. 658 01:02:45,142 --> 01:02:46,446 You should time it right, 659 01:02:47,261 --> 01:02:50,611 so that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend, 660 01:02:51,977 --> 01:02:54,878 he won't feel like the world is collapsing and there's no escape 661 01:02:54,878 --> 01:02:57,181 because you tricked him into marrying you. 662 01:03:05,217 --> 01:03:07,917 - Kat... - Don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect. 663 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:11,501 Tomorrow I'll say all the right things and you'll deal with Ed when you're ready. 664 01:03:13,157 --> 01:03:16,858 But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's OK. 665 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,424 And that's your first flight out? 666 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,697 All right, thanks. 667 01:04:02,773 --> 01:04:03,922 I'm OK. 668 01:04:09,163 --> 01:04:10,384 I don't believe you. 669 01:04:11,624 --> 01:04:13,476 I'm fine, really. 670 01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:19,848 Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor couldn't fix. 671 01:04:24,099 --> 01:04:25,722 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 672 01:04:25,886 --> 01:04:27,218 It's Amy's day. 673 01:04:44,850 --> 01:04:46,275 Get in the car, darling. 674 01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:57,013 No, no. Smile. 675 01:05:21,571 --> 01:05:22,565 Hello. 676 01:05:26,246 --> 01:05:27,379 I've been looking for you. 677 01:05:32,751 --> 01:05:35,624 So, why did you let him go? 678 01:05:41,306 --> 01:05:43,313 - It's complicated, Dad. - Right. 679 01:05:43,802 --> 01:05:45,777 It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway, huh? 680 01:05:51,266 --> 01:05:54,534 I remember reading a fascinating article in the New York Times Magazine once, 681 01:05:55,713 --> 01:05:56,810 where this guy said, 682 01:05:58,073 --> 01:06:02,422 "Every woman has the exact love life she wants." 683 01:06:04,170 --> 01:06:06,405 You know what? I agree with him. 684 01:06:07,773 --> 01:06:11,038 But I refuse to believe that this is what you want, Kat. 685 01:06:11,971 --> 01:06:13,781 Ever since you were little, 686 01:06:14,334 --> 01:06:16,295 you've always worried about what other people think. 687 01:06:18,618 --> 01:06:22,885 Now, come on. What do you think? Is he the guy for you? 688 01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:31,714 Then go and get him. 689 01:06:59,117 --> 01:07:02,079 Hello, darling. Your mother said you wanted to have a quick word. 690 01:07:02,327 --> 01:07:03,628 No, no, no, I... 691 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,893 There's something you should know before you marry me. 692 01:07:12,384 --> 01:07:13,562 What is it? 693 01:08:01,741 --> 01:08:04,172 I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd never forgive me 694 01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:06,970 and I just... I love you so much. 695 01:08:07,674 --> 01:08:08,610 I'm sorry. 696 01:08:09,927 --> 01:08:15,071 I knew you were seeing someone else when we finally got together, but not Jeffrey. 697 01:08:18,071 --> 01:08:20,078 Does Kat know? 698 01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:23,353 Jeffrey told her last night. 699 01:08:28,731 --> 01:08:29,733 Excuse me. 700 01:08:37,842 --> 01:08:38,804 Ed? 701 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:46,882 Ed... Calm down, Ed. 702 01:08:46,736 --> 01:08:47,636 Ed! 703 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:51,548 TJ! 704 01:08:57,408 --> 01:08:58,335 Ah! 705 01:09:03,445 --> 01:09:06,238 Ed, calm down! It's all sorted! She wants you! 706 01:09:06,919 --> 01:09:09,245 I've given up! What's the problem? 707 01:09:10,051 --> 01:09:11,742 You back-stabbing weasel! 708 01:09:11,855 --> 01:09:15,438 That's not fair. It was before you guys were even dating. 709 01:09:15,438 --> 01:09:18,120 But you were engaged to her sister. 710 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,306 Ed, calm down! 711 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,389 We can talk about this like civilized human beings. 712 01:09:32,604 --> 01:09:34,688 I look like a total wanker, don't I? 713 01:09:35,010 --> 01:09:37,056 Yeah, kind of. 714 01:09:42,476 --> 01:09:46,055 Get in the car, Ed. He's halfway to France by now. 715 01:09:48,030 --> 01:09:48,809 Whoa! 716 01:09:57,962 --> 01:10:01,180 I trust you've enjoyed your trip to England. 717 01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:03,511 Yeah, it was fantastic. Thanks, Eddie. 718 01:10:07,054 --> 01:10:09,649 You know, I felt sorry for you last night. 719 01:10:10,933 --> 01:10:14,438 I was just sitting there like some smug arse, thinking, "Aren't I a lucky sod?" 720 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:21,846 I forgave her when I thought it was just some random bloke. 721 01:10:24,325 --> 01:10:26,039 But not Jeffrey. 722 01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:31,877 I've had her up on a pedestal ever since... 723 01:10:35,896 --> 01:10:37,560 ever since I put her up there. 724 01:10:39,881 --> 01:10:41,711 What a mess I've made, huh? 725 01:10:53,926 --> 01:10:55,114 I'm so sorry. 726 01:11:02,831 --> 01:11:04,236 The hardest thing's loving someone 727 01:11:04,236 --> 01:11:07,677 and then having the courage to let them love you back. 728 01:11:15,052 --> 01:11:16,925 But if you know her shit and she knows yours 729 01:11:16,925 --> 01:11:20,776 and at the end of the day, you still would rather give up than try... 730 01:11:24,759 --> 01:11:26,546 nothing's ever gonna be worth it. 731 01:11:33,171 --> 01:11:34,617 Maybe think about it this way. 732 01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:36,836 You go back, 733 01:11:38,826 --> 01:11:41,380 you get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex. 734 01:11:46,241 --> 01:11:47,768 - Ed? - Must run! 735 01:11:49,251 --> 01:11:50,253 Hi. 736 01:11:53,207 --> 01:11:54,210 Hi. 737 01:11:57,052 --> 01:12:01,086 Last night, when we were fighting, I thought this was over. 738 01:12:03,289 --> 01:12:07,656 And I was going to leave you alone and just take off but... 739 01:12:10,483 --> 01:12:16,710 Then I realized I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else. 740 01:12:46,535 --> 01:12:49,076 - I should get going. - What? No, you can't. 741 01:12:49,076 --> 01:12:50,550 I have to. 742 01:12:51,176 --> 01:12:52,438 I'm the best man. 743 01:13:49,543 --> 01:13:51,235 - Let's do it. 744 01:14:10,344 --> 01:14:14,421 Ed, there's no one in the world who knows 745 01:14:14,421 --> 01:14:16,969 how to love my baby sister better than you. 746 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,901 Be good to one another. 747 01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:21,159 To Amy and Ed. 748 01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:23,384 Amy and Ed. 749 01:14:29,899 --> 01:14:30,589 Thanks