1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 2 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,709 [Woman Moaning] How do you want me? 3 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:46,113 [Man] Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... 4 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,545 Just get comfortable. 5 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,709 [Woman Chuckles] I'm a little nervous. 6 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,219 Nah, you're doing great. 7 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,156 [Camera Winding, Clicking] 8 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,590 A little to the right there, gorgeous. 9 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,627 Okay. Like this? 10 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:05,096 - Oh, that-a-girl. - [Chuckles] 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,760 [Man Chuckles] Yeah. 12 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,770 Okay. You ready? 13 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:15,069 - Yeah. - [Girl] You're blushing, Dorothy. 14 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:18,168 [Laughing] 15 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,180 Okay, and big smile. 16 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:25,184 [Girl's Voice] Kathy Regan. I will always remember... 17 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,220 - [Shutter Clicks] - the game against Fairfield. 18 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,312 That one final kick. 19 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,119 State champions, senior year. 20 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,353 [Boy's Voice] Hunter McCaffrey. 21 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:37,124 I will always remember all the great times... 22 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:41,531 with the dirty dozen and mackin'all the honeys. 23 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,698 Cindy K., Tina B., Michelle H. 24 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,536 Goddamn. Just too many to remember. 25 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,543 - Yeah! - [Boy #2] I'll always remember... 26 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,136 lacrosse champions. 27 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,512 All the glory days with the boys. 28 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,585 [Boy #3] I will always remember... 29 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,246 the math club madmen. 30 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,755 - Look 21. - Making the perfect fake I.D.s. 31 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,587 Which lasted six seconds. 32 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,321 - [Boy #4] Troy Cochran. - [Boy] Troy "Cock ring." 33 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,194 - Troy gives good head. - Fuck you. 34 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,893 - I'll always remember... - Seniors! 35 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,993 - [Yells] - the senior prank. 36 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,436 Seniors! Seniors! Seniors! 37 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,872 [Pop, Air Hissing] 38 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:28,111 ##[Dance Rock] 39 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,226 ##[Continues] 40 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,717 ##[Continues] 41 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,469 ##[Ends] 42 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,836 [Boy #5] Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... 43 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,481 [Chattering] 44 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,529 Yeah, well, I told her I wanted to try out. 45 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:59,404 [Man] We'd like to honor a student who has shown outstanding leadership. 46 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,642 We have no doubt that someday... 47 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:06,179 he will be one of the great politicians in Washington. 48 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,943 The award for the brightest leader of tomorrow... 49 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,450 Matthew Kidman. 50 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,018 - I'm in! I'm in! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 51 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,052 Georgetown's taking you? 52 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,463 ##[Alternative Ballad] 53 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,635 [Ticking] 54 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:38,143 [Laughing] 55 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:50,585 ##[Ends] 56 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,519 [Bell Ringing] 57 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,589 - [Sighs] - [Boy] Hey, Jenny. 58 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,511 - Do you have the fever? - No. 59 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,921 Why? Do you? 60 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,687 I don't know. Maybe. 61 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,786 How about you? 62 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,990 I just gotta fuck somethin'. 63 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,432 I said everybody say "ho'!! 64 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,299 Ho! 65 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,870 You know what I say? I say this prom is gonna be off the hook.! 66 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,879 Do you feel me? Yeah! 67 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,780 Security's gonna be tight. Get wasted before you show up. Yeah! 68 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,921 That's enough. 69 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,585 That's enough. I can wait. 70 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,390 I can wait, people. 71 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:07,661 Now, here's your student council president... 72 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,066 who has a few announcements to make. 73 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,568 Thanks, Mr. Salinger. 74 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:21,447 - All right. How you doin'? - [Scattered Clapping] 75 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,649 Okay, uh, let's start off with Operation Get Samnang. 76 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,948 Samnang, baby! 77 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,319 - [Cheering] - Yeah. 78 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,892 Uh, well, we did it. 79 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,359 Uh, we raised the $25,000. 80 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,625 So now we can bring the genius Samnang out of Cambodia... 81 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,757 and bring him here to study at Westport. 82 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:47,162 Speaking of which, um, Samnang sent us a new tape. 83 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,174 Show that shit! 84 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,712 - [Cheering] - Show it.! 85 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,976 Hi, everyone. It's Samnang. 86 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,109 Yeah! Samnang! 87 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:02,586 I'm very excited to be coming soon. 88 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,680 - Are you excited? - Yeah! 89 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,857 I told my class that I'm coming to America. They were sad. 90 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,866 - But I am so happy. - [Boy] I want to bang you! 91 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,903 - Go, Cougars! - Yeah! 92 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,646 [Boy] How do they skip class every day and go to the beach? 93 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,382 Because they just don't care. 94 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,228 Let's go with 'em. 95 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:53,070 - Seriously. Let's just do it. - Why? 96 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,165 Because, I mean, we never do anything. 97 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:59,268 I mean, we're graduating. We should be going nuts right now. 98 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,906 - Let's just do something. - I am doing something. I'm going to class. 99 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,952 Klitz, you already got into Yale. I mean, it doesn't matter anymore. 100 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:10,285 - Yeah, Klitz, you pussy. - Well, why don't you go? 101 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,985 - Yeah, come on. Let's go. - Beach is for fags, Matt. 102 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,062 - The beach is for fags? - Yeah. 103 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,629 You know what? You guys are fags. 104 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,396 [Yelling] 105 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,603 Everyone to the beach! 106 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,075 Let's go.! Lock 'em and load 'em, dude. 107 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,973 Fuck it. 108 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,780 [Engine Starts] 109 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,880 [Hooting, Cheering] 110 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,636 [Man On Stereo] Personal power. 111 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,935 Personal power means the ability to act... 112 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,271 the ability to take action. 113 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,345 There are three steps to personal power... 114 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,175 that are necessary to produce the results. 115 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:12,776 And here's number one step to personal power. It's called energy. Energy. 116 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,650 When you wake up feeling truly lethargic... 117 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,283 [Yelling] 118 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,591 Oh, shit. 119 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,671 - [Siren Wailing] - F... 120 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,514 Hey.! Pull it over.! 121 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,191 Pull it over.! Pull over.! 122 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,899 [Gasps] 123 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,722 [Woman] Oh, you're home early. 124 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:32,060 Yeah, I postponed yearbook. I gotta work on my speech. Hi, Mr. Peterson. 125 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,860 - Mr. President. - Mrs. Peterson. 126 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,832 - Congratulations. - Oh, thank you. 127 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:39,770 Congratulations. Georgetown. Wow. You must be flyin! 128 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,603 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 129 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,540 What's the speech you're working on? 130 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,876 It's for this scholarship I need to get so I can actually go to Georgetown. 131 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,541 It's, um... It's pretty expensive. 132 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:54,280 Yeah, what kind of scholarship is it? I mean, what do they give it for? 133 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:58,290 It's for the student who best demonstrates, um, moral fiber. 134 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,383 Ah, moral fiber. Well, that's... 135 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,486 - [Mrs. Peterson] Oh, I'm sure you'll get it. - Thanks. I hope so. 136 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:07,658 There's some stiff competition, and they only pick one of us. 137 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:11,226 So I'll just, uh, have to blow them away with my speech. 138 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:18,110 Okay. So, why do I deserve this scholarship? 139 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,044 Well, John F. Kennedy once said... 140 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,673 "Ask not what your country can do for you... 141 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,775 but what you can do for..." 142 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:43,027 ##[Alternative] 143 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,019 - ##[Ends] - [Matthew] Look, I don't know who she is. 144 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,558 I'm just saying that this girl was unbelievable. 145 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,957 I mean, she was like this angel. 146 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,758 I mean, she had this smile. I mean, you should have seen it. 147 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:15,198 - So, did you bang her? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. I banged her. 148 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,635 - That's what a man does. Okay? - Yeah. Okay, Eli. 149 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,707 Good. 150 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,775 Whoa. 151 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,470 Oh, my God. She's so hot. 152 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,548 - What channel, dude? - No. The... The girl next door. 153 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,811 - I can see her through my window. - How's the rack? 154 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,284 God, who is this girl? 155 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,321 - How's the rack? - Hold on. Relax. 156 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,051 No, dude. You relax. Be a man and go over there. 157 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,127 [Matthew] Okay. Say what? 158 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,890 I don't know. Get off your ass and do something. Fuck! 159 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,830 [Moaning] 160 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,966 - Hey, what are you doing? - What? 161 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,040 Hey, dude, seriously, I told you. It really freaks me out... 162 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,575 - when you watch that while you're talking to me. - Shh. 163 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,610 Just learn to like it. 164 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,980 Oh, my God. 165 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,487 What? Matt, what? 166 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,750 - Matt. - [Phone Beeps Off] 167 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,729 - [Rings, Beeps On] - Dude, what the fuck? 168 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,560 [Beeps Off] 169 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,179 Shit. 170 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,001 [Front Door Opens] 171 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,834 [Footsteps Approaching On Sidewalk] 172 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,746 [Doorbell Rings] 173 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,175 - [Mrs. Kidman] Yes? - [Woman] I'm sorry. 174 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,219 [Continues, Indistinct] 175 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,255 - Dan. - [Mr. Kidman] What's going on? 176 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,325 [Mr. Kidman] Matthew. 177 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,951 Matthew, come down here. 178 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,564 What are you doing up there? 179 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,904 - Nothin'. - Come down here. 180 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,742 [Mrs. Kidman] This is Danielle. 181 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,185 You know Mrs. Clark from next door. 182 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,416 Well, Danielle's her niece. 183 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,992 Danielle just told us something very interesting. 184 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,962 [Mrs. Kidman] Mrs. Clark is in Africa for two weeks with her church group. 185 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,998 Did you know that? 186 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,264 - Um... - Well, anyway, Danielle just came in from Los Angeles... 187 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,601 and she's house-sitting while her aunt's away. 188 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,674 Why don't you show her around? 189 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,180 - Such a long road, you know. - [Tires Screech] 190 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,763 Uh, what are we doing? 191 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,300 - Did you like what you saw? - What are you talking about? 192 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:41,239 - Okay. I saw... I saw you for, like, an instant. - An instant? 193 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,003 Yeah. It was... It was no... It was no big deal. 194 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,539 No, no. It... It was... It was a... 195 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,582 It was a big deal, but it's just that... 196 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,879 I didn't... 197 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,155 I'm... I'm sorry. 198 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,021 I'm sorry. 199 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,094 So, what are we gonna do about this? 200 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,056 Uh, I mean, l... I said... I said I was sorry. 201 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,197 - What? - You saw me. 202 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,866 Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna strip right here. 203 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,005 Are you... Are you serious? 204 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,682 No. 205 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,448 Uh, no. 206 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,682 No. Never gonna happen. 207 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,695 Uh-uh. The whole package. 208 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,026 - No, come on. This is good enough. - [Horn Blares] 209 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,401 Jesus! Come on. Will you relax? 210 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,405 - [Chuckles] - Frickin' psycho. 211 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,144 There. You happy now? 212 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,614 [Tires Squeal] 213 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,453 - Yep. - Hey! 214 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,492 Wait! 215 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,762 No! 216 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,061 Jesus. Sorry. 217 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:19,469 ##[Alternative] 218 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:26,306 - [Chuckles] - You're an asshole. It's not funny. 219 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,314 - It's a little funny. - ##[Ends] 220 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,509 - [Laughing] - Come on. 221 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,781 Let me in. Let me in. 222 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,627 - [Chuckling] - It's not funny. 223 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,702 It's a little funny. 224 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,672 ##[Rock] 225 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,642 ##[Ends] 226 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,342 So, what else do you do besides torture people? 227 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,819 - Seriously. What's your story? - I don't know. 228 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,618 I kind of just quit my job. 229 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,490 I want to start over, maybe go to college. 230 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,702 So, uh, are... are you here alone or... 231 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,863 What? What? 232 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,941 Just ask. 233 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,302 [Chuckles Nervously] 234 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,678 Do you have a... a boyfriend? 235 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,081 No. 236 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:45,024 Aren't you gonna ask me if I have a girlfriend? 237 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,185 - No. - Okay. 238 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,525 So, you're about to graduate. You must be going nuts right now. 239 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,659 Yeah. I mean, uh... 240 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,931 it's just been, uh... been off the hook, you know. 241 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,938 - Really? - Yeah. 242 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,210 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 243 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,608 Oh, I mean, it's... it's hard to tell, you know... 244 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,910 because we've... I've just done so much nuts stuff. 245 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,349 I mean, it's just off the hook, off the walls. I mean... 246 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,479 You haven't done anything, have you? 247 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,580 No. 248 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:22,058 It's kind of... It's kind ofbeen my problem lately. 249 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,188 Come on. There's gotta be something. 250 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,289 What about your girlfriend? 251 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:34,800 Okay. We can figure this out. You just... You need a girl. 252 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,876 What kind of girl? 253 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,235 Definitely someone cute. 254 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,541 - Definitely. - [Chuckles] 255 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,776 Someone who can make him laugh. 256 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,818 [Laughs] 257 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,754 But he also needs someone who's gonna push him. 258 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,958 Someone who's gonna make him do things... 259 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,119 he never thought he could do. 260 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,824 Like stripping in the middle of the street? 261 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,490 - Well, thanks for the ride. - No problem. 262 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:37,128 Well, um, good night. 263 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,603 Good night. 264 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,469 - Good night. - "Good night"? 265 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,377 What are you, gay? I would have nailed her. 266 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,950 - First of all, you wouldn't have nailed her. - Whatever, dude. 267 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:56,112 And, you know, secondly, you know, the vibe was not right. 268 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,817 The vibe wasn't right? Dude, she comes to your house, and she makes you strip. 269 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,827 What does she have to do? Sit on your face? 270 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,193 - Ow. - Come on, bitch.! 271 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,198 - [Groans] - Damn. 272 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,133 - Should have kissed her. - You okay? Dude? 273 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,363 All right. You all have this graph, correct? 274 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,908 Good. Let's move along then. 275 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,977 Now, it's a very simple equation here. 276 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,045 Can anybody give me the answer to this? 277 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,247 All right. If no one knows the answer to this... 278 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,827 Questions on this? 279 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,199 ##[Alternative] 280 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:51,266 - [Tires Squeal] - [Danielle Squeals] 281 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,403 [Laughing] Whoo! 282 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,883 - ##[Continues] - Yeah! 283 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,050 Good news, ladies and gentlemen. Pop quiz time. 284 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:41,550 ##[Continues] 285 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,000 - ##[Ends] - [No Audible Dialogue] 286 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,339 That's Samnang Sok. He's this complete genius. 287 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,932 So we raised all this money for him to come here and study at our school. 288 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,012 Who's we? 289 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:02,138 Well, I mean, l... I did, but... 290 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,842 but, you know, he could be the next Einstein, you know. 291 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,613 You know, he could cure cancer. 292 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,796 Let's go. 293 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:25,499 - So, what do you want to do? - [Chuckles] 294 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,697 What? 295 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:35,173 - I'm not stripping again. - [Chuckles] Come on. 296 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,757 [Whispers] Danielle. 297 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,856 Come on. Where are you going? 298 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:10,712 Hey, come on. Let's get out ofhere. 299 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,876 How do you know no one's home? 300 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,419 - I don't. - Come on. 301 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:18,183 Seriously. This is nuts. 302 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,094 [Splash] 303 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:32,629 - Ooh, boxers. - I always wear boxers. 304 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,706 You just caught me on a weird day. 305 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,016 [Giggling] 306 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,778 So... 307 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,583 what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 308 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,091 Uh, this is right up there. 309 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,936 Oh, my God. 310 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,704 - Uh-oh. - That's... 311 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,712 - That's Mr. Salinger. - Who? 312 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,805 That's... That's my principal. Seriously. Let's go. 313 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:21,215 - It's not funny. - It's a little funny. 314 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,547 Hey. Hey. 315 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,126 Just go with it. 316 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:44,167 [Matthew Laughing] Go, go. 317 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,511 [Man And Woman Moaning On TV] 318 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,710 - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you. - Shh. 319 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,946 Dude, learn to like it. 320 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,989 [Doorbell Rings] 321 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,028 I'm all wet. Can I come in? 322 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,324 Uh... Uh... 323 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,794 [Laughing] 324 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:13,235 Hey, guys. Uh, this is Danielle. 325 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:16,502 You must be Eli and Klitz. Right. 326 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,634 Hey, come on. We're... We're all goin' out. 327 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:23,443 - Can I use your bathroom first? - Oh, uh, it's... it's over here to the left. 328 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:26,484 [Chuckles] 329 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,489 - Dude. - I know. 330 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,822 - Dude. - I know. 331 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,795 ##[Rap Rock] 332 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,897 - ##[Continues] - [All Yelling] 333 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,702 - Dude, what are we doing here? - Yeah, I know. 334 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:56,976 Guys, seriously, it's gonna get broken up, like, any second now, right? 335 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,152 Guys? 336 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,221 - [Glass Shatters] - Hey, relax! 337 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:06,883 - Chill out! - ##[Continues] 338 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,900 - Fuck off. - Sorry. 339 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,346 - ##[Ends] - Go. 340 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,849 - So, what do you want to do? - Let's just chill. 341 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,079 Hi, guys. 342 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,678 Hey. Is this your party? 343 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,190 No, it's a friend of mine's. 344 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:43,261 - I'm Hunter. - Danielle. This is Matthew. 345 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:46,957 - Hey, man. What's up? - What's up? 346 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,193 Can I get you guys something to drink? 347 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,201 - Yeah. - Hey, man. What's up? 348 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,203 - Can you come here for a second? - Yeah. 349 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:56,103 - Oh, no, it's cool. They're pals. - Oh. 350 00:27:56,208 --> 00:28:00,611 - What's up? - Yeah, man, this party's gettin' kind of full, bro. 351 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:04,205 - Yeah. So? - So you're gonna have to take off. 352 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,284 - Really? - Yeah. 353 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,720 Okay, but, um... 354 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:13,417 - I'm... I'm with her. - Oh, it's cool, dude. She's taken care of. 355 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,087 There's the door. 356 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:26,134 Drink it! 357 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:32,007 [Boy] Kevin's here.! 358 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,781 Yo, man. 359 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,416 When's Samsung gettin' here? 360 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,189 - Samnang. - Yeah. 361 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,197 Whoo.! I love him. 362 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:57,702 Dude, I'm gonna do that little guy when he gets here. 363 00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,703 Hard. 364 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:04,508 - Cool, dude. I'm sure he'll like that. - Whoo! Samnang! 365 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,616 Excuse me. 366 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,799 - Dude. - I know. 367 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:35,807 ##[Ballad] 368 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:46,013 ##[Ends] 369 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:47,953 ##[Rock] 370 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,751 ##[Rock] 371 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,393 ##[Ends] 372 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:08,696 What's up? 373 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:11,572 - What? - You're coming with me right now. 374 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:15,080 Everybody out. Let's move. 375 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:17,149 [Growls] 376 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,781 I said out, minions! 377 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:24,515 - Shit. - Move.! Move.! Faster, you little maggots. 378 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:30,051 - So how's everything going? - Fine. 379 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,687 Is everything, you know, okay at home? 380 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:35,096 All right. What? 381 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,101 Perhaps you should have a seat. 382 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,969 - Perhaps you should bite me. - Perhaps. 383 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,743 Matthew... 384 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,804 we live in a crazy, mixed-up world. 385 00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:53,146 Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful. 386 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,251 [Yelling] 387 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:13,597 Ooh, excellent, grasshopper. 388 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:17,164 And now for the final task of your training. 389 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,343 You're gonna need a harder piece of wood than that, cowboy. 390 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,615 - That's not her. - Yeah, it is. 391 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,426 Oh! 392 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,754 - [Moaning] - Oh, no. 393 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,422 Oh, yeah. 394 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,630 [Moaning] 395 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:52,774 Matt, Matt. Dude, you're missin' the best part. 396 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:55,312 Matt. Dude.! Matt. 397 00:31:57,082 --> 00:32:00,051 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Settle down, tiger. 398 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:03,212 - I know. I know. - It's not funny. Seriously, get away from me. 399 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,620 - Dude, don't mess this up. - Mess what up? 400 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,692 Matt, she's a porn star, okay? 401 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,523 Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast. 402 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:14,656 - Eli, I like this girl. - And you can still like her with your penis inside her. 403 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,667 - [Scoffs] - [Girl Groans] 404 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,329 Matt, I'm telling you, you're gonna regret this. What would J.F.K. Do? 405 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,338 You know he'd tap that ass. 406 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,840 - Eli, I'm never gonna see her again. - You know what? Fine. 407 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,911 - Fine. - Fine! 408 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:28,605 Goddamn it, Matt. I swear to God... 409 00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:31,376 if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! 410 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,713 Matt, please, please, Matt! 411 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:37,220 Fuck her for me! For me! 412 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,301 [Laughing] 413 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,596 - Oh, Marci, you're so funny. - Oh, thanks. 414 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,939 - [Laughing] - I just saw you naked. 415 00:32:56,041 --> 00:33:00,034 - What? - Oh, don't worry, honey. You were only two days old. 416 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,306 - Let's see what else we have. - What are you doin' here? 417 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,542 - I just came here to say hi. - Hi. 418 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,279 Oh, look at this one of him. 419 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,646 [Moaning] 420 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,622 Hey, buddy. 421 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:21,325 - What? - [Danielle] That one's the best. 422 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,468 That's such a good one. 423 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,663 - Here you go, Danielle. - Oh, thanks. 424 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,001 [Zipper Unzips] 425 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,278 Mmm. 426 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,008 - Thatta girl. - This is a cute one. 427 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,584 [Mr. Kidman] Ohh, who's your daddy. 428 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:43,348 So, you were going to school in Los Angeles? 429 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:46,515 For a while. Uh, but then I started working on other things. 430 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,253 Oh. What kind of things? 431 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,194 Let me show you. 432 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,730 [Whimpering] 433 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,034 - Jesus! - [Yelps] 434 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,776 - Are you okay? - Yeah. I don't know. I, um... 435 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:12,146 I don't feel so good. 436 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,947 Oh. 437 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,555 What can I do to make you feel better? 438 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:23,160 [Danielle's Voice Moaning] Oh, yeah. 439 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,895 - [Moaning] - [Matthew Moaning] 440 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,073 I think I'm feeling a lot better now. 441 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:39,235 - Really? We can go out another night. - No, we're going out tonight. 442 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:42,177 - Are you sure? - Positive. 443 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:49,087 - Look, I don't know if I can do this. - Yes, you can. 444 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:52,021 For tonight, be the man. 445 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:55,958 First off, act like you don't even like her. 446 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,586 - Hey. - Hey. 447 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,131 Second, get her drunk... 448 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:03,292 really drunk, okay? 449 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,098 That way the true porn star will come out in her. 450 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,901 Here. I, um... I got us something. 451 00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:18,240 Bourbon? [Laughs] 452 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,477 - Are you trying to get me drunk? - No. What? 453 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:25,582 - I thought you liked to rock. - Like to rock? 454 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,682 [Eli] Last and most important... 455 00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:31,261 always be touching her, man. 456 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,991 That tells her you came here to get down tonight. 457 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,501 [Chuckles] 458 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:39,571 What are we doing? 459 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,907 Just chillin'. 460 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,802 Oh. Hey, look. 461 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:57,211 Um, may... maybe, uh, we should, um... 462 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,290 get a room. 463 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:01,689 Okay. 464 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,835 Here it is. 465 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,440 [Beeps] 466 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,452 Wow. 467 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,916 This is, uh... This is really nice. Uh... 468 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:36,826 TV, air conditioner. 469 00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:39,898 Got a little lamp there. 470 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:43,695 Is that a Monet? 471 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:48,172 What... 472 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,241 What are you thinkin'? 473 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,242 What are you thinking? 474 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,548 I don't know. 475 00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,493 Do you want to fuck me? 476 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,730 Um... 477 00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,203 Come here. 478 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,088 How do you want me? 479 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,358 Why are you doing this? 480 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,223 What? 481 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,523 This. 482 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,126 Isn't this what you want? 483 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:53,204 To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? 484 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,774 So this is what you think of me. 485 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,049 - Danielle, wait. I'm sorry. - Let me guess. 486 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,745 Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. She does it for a living." 487 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,913 - Right? - Eli told me to do it. 488 00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:12,957 Oh, now that's a mature response. 489 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:16,391 - Why didn't you just tell me? - Because I didn't want to, okay? 490 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:22,158 Because I loved the way you looked at me. 491 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,936 God, do you have any idea how... 492 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,541 Forget it. 493 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,667 - Hold on. - Fuck you. 494 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,680 [Sighs] 495 00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:46,524 ##[Soft Rock] 496 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:57,035 You're done. 497 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:59,433 ##[Continues] 498 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:23,051 - ##[Ends] - Look, I'm... I'm an idiot, okay? 499 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:25,493 I saw the tape, and I freaked out. 500 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:29,566 Hi. I'm comin' in. Can... Can I come in? 501 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:33,136 Look, l... I've just been crazy lately. 502 00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:35,798 I mean, this... the whole scholarship thing, you know? 503 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,398 I mean, it's... it's killing me, you know? 504 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,411 But I'm not... I'm not even thinking about that. 505 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,710 The only thing I care about is you. 506 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:49,014 You know? All I want is for us to go back to normal again. 507 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:52,056 It's a real nice place you got here, "D." 508 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,718 I, um... 509 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,760 ##[Heavy Metal] 510 00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:06,395 ##[Ends] 511 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:09,406 Can we... 512 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,409 - talk about this later? - Yeah. 513 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,535 Sure. 514 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,794 [Door Opens] 515 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:34,465 I liked that. 516 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:37,262 - What? - What you said in there. 517 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:40,031 Thanks. 518 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:48,369 - Kelly. - Oh. Matthew. 519 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,448 Mm-hmm. 520 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:56,649 - So you're friends with "D," huh? - Yeah. 521 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,986 Well, we're, um... We're kind of going out. 522 00:41:03,195 --> 00:41:05,925 [Kelly] Look at you. 523 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:08,397 You are a forest fire. 524 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,832 - Are we going? - Yeah. 525 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,928 - You comin' with us? - Where you goin'? 526 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:15,734 He can't. He's got school tomorrow. 527 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,607 No, no. I'm cool. Like, where are we goin'? 528 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,182 ##[Heavy Metal] 529 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:48,030 - ##[Ends] - What can I get for ya? 530 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,039 Two Scotch rocks and, uh... 531 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:53,975 Make it three. Actually, I'll have, uh... a Long Island iced tea. 532 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,843 So, what grade are you in, man? 533 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,942 I'm a senior, but, uh, I'm about to graduate. 534 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:04,351 Congratulations. What's next? 535 00:42:04,456 --> 00:42:06,219 Georgetown, hopefully. 536 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,315 Matthew wants to be president. 537 00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:11,054 Really? That's great, man. 538 00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:13,630 Yeah. How do... How do you two know each other? 539 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:16,030 How do we know each other? 540 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,125 We used to work together. 541 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,704 So you're, like... like, an actor? 542 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,705 Hmm? No. 543 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:26,402 Strictly producer. But "D" and I also used to go out. 544 00:42:26,511 --> 00:42:28,411 Excuse me a sec. 545 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,617 So you guys went out? 546 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,652 Thank you. 547 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:39,656 - Look, can we just talk? - Talk. 548 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:43,326 I don't know if this is really the place. 549 00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:45,828 - Why? What's wrong with it? - Oh, nothing. 550 00:42:45,931 --> 00:42:48,195 It's... It's fine. 551 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,827 - It's one of my favorites. - [Sighs] 552 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:57,535 - ##[Alternative] - Hey. You got one for me? 553 00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,216 ##[Continues] 554 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:09,185 - What are you doing? - What? 555 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,879 Here. 556 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:13,685 You turn it like so. 557 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,923 Hey, where you goin'? 558 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,797 The bathroom. Is that okay? 559 00:43:24,903 --> 00:43:26,871 Yeah. 560 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:29,805 ## [Continues] 561 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:32,433 So you're really into her, huh? 562 00:43:32,544 --> 00:43:36,446 Hey. I get it, man. Believe me. She's gorgeous. 563 00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:39,312 I just think you'd want someone more your age. 564 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:42,352 - She is my age. - Yeah. I meant... 565 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,422 experience-wise. 566 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:46,990 No offense. 567 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:49,959 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna take care of you. 568 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,292 Oh, my God. That's Mr. Peterson. 569 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:57,835 That's my dad's friend. He comes over to dinner all the time with his wife. 570 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,667 Really? Hey, Peterson. 571 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:04,139 Dude, what are you... What are you doing, man? 572 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:06,904 Yeah, you. Get over here. 573 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:11,346 Goddamn, Peterson. Haven't seen your black ass in ages. 574 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,314 L... l... Do I know you? 575 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:16,319 - What the fuck's your problem? - L... Uh... 576 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,355 Just fuckin' with you, man. 577 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:22,119 Hey. You know my friend Matty here, right? 578 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:28,096 - ##[Ends] - Matthew. Hi. 579 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:31,691 Peterson, this is Matty's first time. 580 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:34,601 Why don't you buy him a dance? 581 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:36,640 ##[Hip-hop] 582 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:43,012 So, did you hear about that scholarship yet? 583 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:47,448 Uh, no. The big dinner's on Thursday. 584 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:51,682 Uh-huh. [Sighs] 585 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:56,090 So, uh, what's it for again? 586 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,594 The scholarship. [Clears Throat] 587 00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:02,633 It's for, uh, moral fiber. 588 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,765 ##[Ends] 589 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,207 So, who is this guy? He's, like, a porn producer? 590 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,210 Klitz, shut up. Now, the strippers. 591 00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:17,645 When you were getting a lap dance, were they cool with you grabbing their ass... 592 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,809 Dude, oh, my... oh, my God. I'm trying to talk about Danielle. 593 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:23,149 Fine. Selfish bitch. 594 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:26,883 [Man On Film] For teenagers, sexual intercourse can be dangerous. 595 00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:31,087 Jesus, what hack made this? I could make a better sex ed film with my mom. 596 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:33,756 Why don't they update this thing? 597 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,129 Special events, such as your senior prom... 598 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:39,601 place added pressure on young teens to lose their virginity... 599 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:42,298 and also engage in unprotected sex. 600 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:44,307 [Phone Rings] 601 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:47,976 - Hello. - Hey, Bob. 602 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,809 We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas. 603 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:54,214 - You're comin', right? - I can't, guys. 604 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,250 I have a baby now. 605 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:02,086 Because of prom. 606 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,855 [Girls Laughing] 607 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,863 What? 608 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,024 Yeah, right. 609 00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:11,295 [Kelly] You guys ever thought about it? 610 00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,302 No. 611 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,973 I just think you guys would be really hot. You girls are 18, right? 612 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,511 - I am. - I will be in a month. 613 00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:24,047 - Really? You ever been photographed? - Yeah. A couple of times. 614 00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:26,674 Hey, you guys know Matty? 615 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:29,777 I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits. 616 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:33,551 - There's my man. - How you doin'? 617 00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:36,183 - [Groans] - [Kelly] What's up, fellas? 618 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,624 Matty... 619 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:44,133 you didn't tell me you got some serious burners at your school here. 620 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,998 - [Laughing] Shut up. - Don't say that. 621 00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:48,163 Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? 622 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,901 This fucker right here. 623 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,571 - [Chuckles] - What are you talking about? 624 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,705 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah. You have some? 625 00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:00,182 - Uh... - Yeah. Come on. 626 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:03,186 - Holy shit! - You guys should party. 627 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,518 - Can l... - All right. We're out. 628 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,353 - Uh, hold on a sec. - Hey. Where you going? 629 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:10,359 - Got things to do, ladies. - [Girl] So, you wanna hang out? 630 00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:13,828 - Hop in, fellas. - Aren't you gonna photograph us? 631 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:19,595 - Always leave 'em wantin' more. - [Boy] Watch it.! 632 00:47:19,704 --> 00:47:22,730 - [Tires Squealing] - [Boy Cackling] 633 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,917 [Kelly] Man, there is some talent here. 634 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:43,450 You get those girls together with those ass-bags right there... 635 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:47,588 shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom... 636 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,691 that video would sell. Fuck, I'm good! 637 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,702 How do I get these ideas? 638 00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:54,704 It's like a gift, you know. 639 00:47:54,806 --> 00:47:56,740 It's like I can't control it. 640 00:48:00,945 --> 00:48:04,403 So, what are we doin', men? 641 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:06,483 Right. I need to transfer that. 642 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:10,183 You know, you really didn't have to come with me. 643 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:14,054 Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands. 644 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,293 So you raised 25 G's just to bring this Chinese guy over. 645 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,456 He's Cambodian. 646 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:24,865 Okay, so that's 25,000 total... 647 00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:28,063 deposited into the Operation Get Samnang account. 648 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:30,606 Hey, so you raised all the money you needed. 649 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,608 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 650 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,905 So, is this Samnang really as smart as they say? 651 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:38,346 Well, he did teach himself calculus without even using his textbook. 652 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,178 - So... - [Woman] Wow. 653 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:43,686 Those crazy little fuckers, man. They sure know their numbers. 654 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:49,920 Uh, Jeannie, this is my, um... This is my student adviser. 655 00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:52,519 Oh. You're Mr. Salinger? 656 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:56,293 Just here to make sure everything's up to par. Wow. 657 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:59,598 - What? - I love those earrings. 658 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:02,298 - Oh, thank you. - They really complement your coloring. 659 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,637 Thanks. I just got back from Cabo. 660 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:07,006 - Did you? - Yeah. 661 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:10,342 Okay. Well, uh, we gotta go. Thanks, Jeannie. 662 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,678 - Man, what were you doing? - [Jeannie] Yeah. 663 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,945 There's a bar under there, sit with other people. 664 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,351 - You have been there. See? I knew. - No. No. 665 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,219 - [Jeannie] I could show you around. - This guy's unbelievable. 666 00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:22,225 - [Laughing] - You. 667 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:33,832 - Where you guys goin'? - Vegas, baby. 668 00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:38,966 We got the convention. Gotta press the flesh, meet the fans. 669 00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:41,136 So that's it? You're just goin' back? 670 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,148 I don't belong here. 671 00:49:44,248 --> 00:49:47,809 What do you... What do you mean? What about starting over? 672 00:49:47,919 --> 00:49:49,887 This is what I am. 673 00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:55,318 All right, "D." Let's roll. 674 00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:00,631 [Engine Starts] 675 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:15,639 [Sighs] Dude, it's not your fault. 676 00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:17,738 No, it is my fault. 677 00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:21,046 If I hadn't been such a dick and taken her to that motel room... 678 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:23,950 Yeah, that was a little forward, don't you think? 679 00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:27,024 - Dude. - What? 680 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,525 Matt, the point is she made her decision. 681 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:31,618 There's nothin' you can do about it now. 682 00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:39,036 Yeah, there is. 683 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,244 - Hey, hey, Dad. - Mom, don't wait up. 684 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,337 - I'm gonna be late. - I'll watch it with you tomorrow. 685 00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:53,713 - Shark Week is all week long. - God, I just wanna bang hot chicks. 686 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:55,376 ##[Techno] 687 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,599 ##[Ends] 688 00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:12,002 [Crowd Cheering] 689 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:15,630 - ##[Hip-hop] - ##[Man Rapping, Indistinct] 690 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:23,239 ##[Rap Rock] 691 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:42,330 ##[Continues] 692 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,799 - [Man] Move it. - Sorry. 693 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,036 Big smile. 694 00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,100 [Mouths Word] 695 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,942 ##[Continues] 696 00:51:57,048 --> 00:52:00,643 - Yo, man, no press! - No, no, no. I'm not... I'm not press. 697 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:04,517 I'm still in high school, okay? This is for my high school video yearbook. 698 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,056 I swear to God. 699 00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:11,118 - ##[Ends] - That's right, bitch. 700 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:13,197 - [Chattering] - [Man] Athena.! 701 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,031 Jesus, is that her? 702 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,266 [Man] Come on. Come on. 703 00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,026 Give me a second, guys. 704 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,890 [Man] Athena.! Athena.! 705 00:52:44,996 --> 00:52:47,157 - Danielle. - Athena.! Athena.! 706 00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:49,597 Danielle. 707 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:53,329 Athena, right here. Keep working it, Athena. You are so hot, Athena.! 708 00:52:55,940 --> 00:53:00,400 - [Matthew] Look, I'm sorry. L... I had to come. - Asshole, I'm next. 709 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,979 I feel like this is all my fault. 710 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,173 [Man] Who is this guy? 711 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,274 Will you at least look at me? 712 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,547 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay? 713 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:13,681 - [Man] Me too.! - Danielle. 714 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:16,123 [April] He's so sweet. 715 00:53:18,129 --> 00:53:20,791 - [Crowd Groans] - Danielle. 716 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:23,526 Nice job, dickwad. 717 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:26,125 - Danielle. - Hey, man. Get me out of this thing. 718 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,205 - Take me with you, dude. - Danielle. 719 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:30,501 Just leave me alone, please. 720 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,737 [Man] Danielle. 721 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,906 Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. 722 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,380 - Hugo, hi. - Look at you. 723 00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:42,213 You look fantastic. 724 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,279 [Sighs]Just starting out and everyone knows your name. 725 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:49,621 - [Chuckles] No, they don't. - So how's Kelly treating you? 726 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,786 - Okay. - Just okay? 727 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:55,124 Danielle, what do we know? Hmm? 728 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:57,133 - Uh... - What do we know? 729 00:53:57,235 --> 00:54:00,170 We know that you should be with me. 730 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:03,069 At the top where the air is crisp. 731 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,310 - Nice tan. - Kelly, what do we say? 732 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:09,402 Fuck you. 733 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:12,539 [Laughs] Always with the big words. 734 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:15,278 Danielle, where the air is crisp. 735 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:21,623 - What does that mean? - Nothing. He's just being Hugo. 736 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,854 Matty. What are you doing here? 737 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,659 Um, look, Kelly, no offense... 738 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,758 but I really don't think Danielle wants to be here right now. 739 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,905 Matthew, please just go home, okay? 740 00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:44,673 Hey, "D." "D." 741 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:48,650 I'm sorry, man. Come on. Let's get out ofhere. 742 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:55,519 What's up? 743 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,322 - It's not cute anymore. - What? 744 00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:01,523 Stop filling her head with that... Do not piss me off! 745 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,623 Hey, I thought we were friends. 746 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,493 Friends don't fuck with each other's business. 747 00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:10,301 And that's what this is... my fuckin' business. 748 00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:13,138 [Panting] 749 00:55:13,244 --> 00:55:15,906 What? 750 00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:18,038 What are you gonna do? 751 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:23,287 Yeah, that's what I thought. 752 00:55:23,387 --> 00:55:25,287 Stay the fuck away from her. 753 00:55:25,389 --> 00:55:27,357 [Door Opens] 754 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,983 [Door Closes] 755 00:55:30,161 --> 00:55:33,358 Matt, seriously, man, it's 2:00 in the morning. 756 00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:35,989 Hey, what about your thing tomorrow? The scholarship dinner? 757 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,459 Sorry, I gotta do this. 758 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:43,701 ##[Club] 759 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:49,038 Oh, by the way, if things get bad, just bolt, okay? 760 00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:52,775 - What? What do you mean "things get bad"? - Just bolt. 761 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:55,750 Wait, wait. What's he talking about? 762 00:55:58,556 --> 00:56:01,389 [Chattering] 763 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,832 [Slurping] 764 00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:15,704 - Hi. - [Scoffs] 765 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,809 [Chuckles] 766 00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:22,712 Dude, am I ugly? 767 00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:24,371 What? 768 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:27,315 No. No, man. You're fine. 769 00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:30,251 - Just... Just relax. - No, I'm ugly. I know it. 770 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,552 So, what do you guys do? 771 00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:37,559 - I get freaky. - [Eli Chuckles Nervously] Uh... Uh... 772 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:40,323 Uh... Uh, we're directors. 773 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:43,923 Really? Would you guys ever want to use me in one of your movies? 774 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,797 Uh... 775 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:47,894 Hell, yeah, we'll use you. 776 00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:51,907 Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal. 777 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,978 - What the fuck did you just say? - Honey... 778 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,775 these guys are directors and they want to use me. 779 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:01,784 - "Use you"? - Guys, this is my boyfriend... Mule. 780 00:57:03,387 --> 00:57:06,288 Uh, hi, Mule. 781 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,655 - Let's do it. - ##[Ends] 782 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:16,096 Man, you gotta use my girl, bro. She's so good. 783 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,168 I am. I really am. 784 00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:20,601 - Do you want to give her a throw? - [Gulps] 785 00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:25,141 - Yeah. Try me out. - No, you know. No. I'm okay though. Thank you. 786 00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:27,802 Well, come on. At least feel her tits. 787 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:31,143 Uh, I'm okay. L... I can't. Thank you though. 788 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:34,581 Fuck it. I'll feel one. 789 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,516 [Moaning Softly] 790 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:50,563 We're all set for tomorrow. Athena will be there, ready to shoot, right, babe? 791 00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:56,330 - Not bad, huh? Suckers cost me six grand. - [Moaning] 792 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,374 Yo, Mule. 793 00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,376 What the hell are you doing? 794 00:58:00,478 --> 00:58:03,345 Steel, check it out, man. 795 00:58:03,447 --> 00:58:05,677 - These guys are directors. - [Laughs] 796 00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:08,581 Man, these punks ain't directors. 797 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:12,053 They're in high school, you idiot. [Laughing] 798 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:14,420 Okay, here's the thing... [Yelps] 799 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:16,516 [Woman Screams] 800 00:58:18,462 --> 00:58:20,521 [Yells] 801 00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:24,393 Oh, shit! 802 00:58:24,502 --> 00:58:26,993 - [Woman Screams] - [Yelling] 803 00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:29,095 - Come on, Klitz! - Get off of this! 804 00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,265 Whoa! 805 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,003 [Yelling] 806 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:38,740 ##[Hip-hop] 807 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,283 - Matty, time to go. Time to go. - What happened? 808 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:43,182 It got bad. Bolt! Bolt! 809 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,687 - Dude, wait up. - Fuck you, dude! 810 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,425 Excuse me. 811 00:58:54,532 --> 00:58:57,592 I just want to let you know, I know who you really are. 812 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,762 And you're better than this. 813 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:12,373 ##[Alternative Ballad] 814 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:35,304 ##[Ends] 815 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,374 [Sighs] 816 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:41,901 [Knocking On Door] 817 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,537 Yeah. 818 00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:46,616 [Door Opens] 819 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:53,690 Need a ride to school? 820 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:01,753 [Matthew] It's all you now. I mean, now you can do whatever you want. 821 01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:04,800 Why do you believe in me so much? 822 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:07,632 I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid. 823 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:10,104 - [Chuckles] - [Bell Ringing] 824 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:14,306 Good luck tonight. 825 01:00:14,411 --> 01:00:16,379 Thanks. 826 01:00:17,514 --> 01:00:19,573 - Bye. - Bye. 827 01:00:35,499 --> 01:00:39,060 Will you go to prom with me? 828 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,069 What? 829 01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:48,807 I would love to. 830 01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:57,511 Now for the scientific explanation. Anybody? 831 01:00:57,621 --> 01:00:59,919 [Lecturing Continues] 832 01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:02,959 That your speech? 833 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,119 Yeah. 834 01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:07,891 You ready for tonight? 835 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:12,094 - Don't worry, man. You're gonna be great. - I have to be. 836 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,214 That fuckin' bitch can't just run away... 837 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,444 'cause she don't want to fuck on film anymore! 838 01:01:29,553 --> 01:01:32,078 - May I help you? - [Snaps Fingers] 839 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:35,454 - Get up. - Okay, okay. 840 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:46,061 Stay in school. 841 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,867 Look, I have the most important dinner of my life tonight... 842 01:01:52,976 --> 01:01:56,537 so wherever we're going, we just have to be home by 6:00. 843 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:58,547 Just so you know. 844 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:02,152 Here he comes. 845 01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:08,013 - It's a cool ride, huh? - Yeah, if you're a fag. 846 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,753 - Jesus! - It's cool! It's cool! 847 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,091 Get in. 848 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,807 Where are we going? 849 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,070 I thought you were cool, man. 850 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,942 I tried to be your friend, and what do you do? You fuck me. 851 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:34,848 - I didn't fuck you. - She didn't show up on set today because of what you said. 852 01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:39,184 Now I'm out 30 grand. Guess who's paying me back. 853 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,553 What? I don't have 30 grand. 854 01:02:41,658 --> 01:02:44,559 - Get your folks to help you out. - They don't have that kind of money. 855 01:02:44,661 --> 01:02:48,097 Look, Kelly, I'm a problem solver, all right? 856 01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:50,894 This is what I do. Okay? 857 01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:54,903 Let's just... Let's just think outside of the box here. 858 01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:58,736 Look, she'll get a job, I'll keep mowing lawns. 859 01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:02,300 Over time, we'll pay it down. You know? This can work. 860 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,848 We can do this. It'll be like a payment plan. 861 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:15,157 You really care about her, huh? 862 01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:17,887 - Yeah, I really do. - I don't know. 863 01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:20,327 If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing... 864 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,489 I need a show of good faith, you know? 865 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:26,194 - Something concrete. - Well, like what? 866 01:03:28,572 --> 01:03:32,030 A blow job. 867 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,269 Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. 868 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:37,245 Who said anything about her? 869 01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:44,916 Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? 870 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:47,354 Now you gotta ask yourself... 871 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,187 how far are you willing to go, hmm? 872 01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:55,086 How much do you really care about her? 873 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:56,928 [Zipper Unzips] 874 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,903 I'm joking, man! 875 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:05,202 [Laughing] Relax. 876 01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:10,545 - Damn! Do I look gay to you? - No, but, geez... 877 01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:20,087 You wanna be president... 878 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,750 let me tell you the first rule of politics: 879 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:26,387 Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. 880 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,396 You know what that means? 881 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:32,662 It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. 882 01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:40,733 All right. I'm sorry, okay? 883 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:46,644 That's gonna swell up like a bitch. Here, take these. 884 01:04:50,754 --> 01:04:53,348 I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt like shit. 885 01:04:59,696 --> 01:05:01,721 I'm sorry I got upset. 886 01:05:01,832 --> 01:05:05,529 I just... I felt taken advantage of. 887 01:05:05,636 --> 01:05:09,504 Look, I'm not gonna be a dick. I know she loves you. 888 01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:12,040 I'm gonna leave you guys alone. 889 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:14,303 But now you're doing something for me. 890 01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:27,553 Remember that ass-bag Hugo from the convention? 891 01:05:27,658 --> 01:05:30,024 We used to be partners a long time ago. 892 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:32,027 One day, I had this killer idea... 893 01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,222 to make films set in real-life situations. 894 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:37,892 You know, Real World porn. 895 01:05:38,001 --> 01:05:40,902 I tell the idea to Hugo. He says he'll think about it. 896 01:05:41,004 --> 01:05:43,268 And what does that motherfucker do? 897 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:46,865 Takes my best girls, starts his own company with my idea... 898 01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:49,207 and the guy makes millions. 899 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:52,282 It's not the money that pisses me off. I mean, yeah, fuck... 900 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:54,316 it does piss me off, but that's not it. 901 01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:57,114 It's the perception. Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius. 902 01:05:57,220 --> 01:06:01,418 It was my idea. It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel. 903 01:06:03,226 --> 01:06:05,194 Look at me, man. 904 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,320 I'm fuckin' Garfunkel. 905 01:06:10,434 --> 01:06:12,527 Look, seriously. I can't do this. 906 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,763 Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home. 907 01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:23,840 - Why do you want this thing so bad? - Because. It should've been mine. 908 01:06:23,947 --> 01:06:26,347 - I'm just gonna grab it and leave. - You don't understand. 909 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:30,853 I have to be at a dinner in an hour. My whole life depends on it. 910 01:06:30,954 --> 01:06:34,117 - You want me out of Danielle's life? - Yes, I do. 911 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:36,749 - Then let's go. - But wait. Seriously... 912 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:40,557 Sometimes in life, if you want to do something good, you gotta do something bad. 913 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:43,792 Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. 914 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,800 This is politics. 915 01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:54,400 Hey, after this, we're cool, okay? 916 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,014 You're all right, man. 917 01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,827 ## [Humming] 918 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,965 [Beeping] 919 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:30,938 Yes. I'd like to report a robbery. 920 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,554 Bang me! [Squawks] 921 01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:51,099 Cradle the balls.! [Whistles] 922 01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:00,476 - [Shouts] - [Squawking] 923 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:06,311 [Screams] Help me! 924 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:09,146 Help! Ah, fuck! 925 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:16,993 Wait! Come on! 926 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:21,925 [Sirens Wailing] 927 01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:38,142 Okay, so what time does the dinner start? 928 01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:41,649 6:00. Why? What time is it now? 929 01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:44,686 - 6:30. - Oh, my God! 930 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:46,688 Don't worry. We'll get there. Just try and... 931 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,190 Dude, what are you doing? 932 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,625 I don't know. I just... 933 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:56,597 I feel so good. [Laughing] 934 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:05,433 Oh, my God. 935 01:09:06,877 --> 01:09:09,038 L... I just feel so weird. 936 01:09:09,146 --> 01:09:11,637 Shh. Don't worry. Ecstasy is not that bad. 937 01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:16,048 - [Both] What? - Kelly likes dosing people with "E." 938 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,587 Oh, my God. Am I gonna die? 939 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:22,647 No, no. It's okay, Matt. You're gonna be fine, I promise. 940 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:26,559 You're such a good friend, Klitzy. I love you. 941 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,893 I love you so much. 942 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:32,230 [Laughs] This is gonna be amazing! 943 01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:35,503 - [Distant Applause] - Wait a second. 944 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:39,803 - Oh, my God. - [Applause Continues] 945 01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:42,902 [Groans] You don't understand. 946 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,004 It's really kicking in right now. 947 01:09:45,115 --> 01:09:47,208 Just try not to talk so much, okay? 948 01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:49,478 Talk so much? I'm giving a speech. 949 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:51,986 - It's okay. Just go with it. - Wait, wait, wait! 950 01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:56,548 In a few minutes, we'll begin the speeches, and we hope... 951 01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:07,127 Thank you again for coming to what promises to be a very eventful evening. 952 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,637 [Applause] 953 01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,707 Matthew Kidman. 954 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,810 - [Grunts] - [Dishes Clattering] 955 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:19,313 [Matthew] Ah, my competition.! Hey, what's up, Ryan? 956 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,316 Jesus! What happened to you? 957 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:25,411 Just living life, my man. Mina, how are you? 958 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:28,047 Okay. Just a little nervous. 959 01:10:28,158 --> 01:10:30,422 Oh, but you're a little temptress though, aren't you? 960 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,435 Hey, buddy, how you doing? 961 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:42,027 Hey, thanks a lot, thanks a lot. 962 01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:44,038 - [Snaps Fingers] - Huh? Huh? 963 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:49,338 ##[Soul] 964 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:04,959 ##[Ends] 965 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:09,264 Hey, there's the big daddy, huh? 966 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:12,062 Matthew, what has been going on with you? 967 01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:14,033 Some serious shit. 968 01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:17,106 But, Jesus, man, it's good to see you! 969 01:11:17,207 --> 01:11:19,437 Will you excuse us, please? 970 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:23,077 Oh, my God. Am I blowing it? 971 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:26,615 Just try and control yourself. Just breathe, okay? 972 01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:29,913 All right. [Inhales] 973 01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:35,618 I've learned a lot from my teachers... 974 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:40,094 but my best teacher has always been my mother... 975 01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:43,563 a woman who worked threejobs trying to support me... 976 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,635 ever since I was a little nina. 977 01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:48,295 I will never forget the day she said to me... 978 01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:51,772 "Si trabajas duro, todo es posible." 979 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:57,006 And that is why I have always tried to answer the call of the greatJohn F. Kennedy... 980 01:11:57,113 --> 01:11:59,013 who urged us to ask not what your country... 981 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,948 [Matthew Guffaws] 982 01:12:02,052 --> 01:12:05,510 - [Laughing] - [People Shushing] 983 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,956 Let's see here. 984 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:15,623 I can't speak a foreign language, so that's out. 985 01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:21,034 And I certainly can't quote J.F.K. Now, can I, Ryan? 986 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:25,005 You know, it's funny. I have this whole speech prepared... 987 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:30,307 and I've been practicing for weeks, but you know what? 988 01:12:30,413 --> 01:12:33,382 I'm just gonna go with it. 989 01:12:34,918 --> 01:12:39,719 Moral fiber. So what is moral fiber? 990 01:12:39,823 --> 01:12:41,723 I mean, it's funny. 991 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:45,352 I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds... 992 01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:49,728 you know, basically being a fucking Boy Scout. 993 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:52,961 - [People Gasping] - But lately I've been seeing it differently. 994 01:12:53,103 --> 01:12:58,735 Now I think that moral fiber is about finding that one thing you really care about. 995 01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:04,007 That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. 996 01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:09,510 And when you find her, you fight for her. 997 01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:11,644 You risk it all. 998 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,746 You put her in front of everything... 999 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:17,088 your future, your life... all of it. 1000 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:22,396 And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. 1001 01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:24,831 You know what? It doesn't matter. 1002 01:13:27,270 --> 01:13:29,204 Because in your heart, you know... 1003 01:13:29,305 --> 01:13:32,103 that the juice is worth the squeeze. 1004 01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:36,945 That's what moral fiber's all about. 1005 01:13:38,882 --> 01:13:41,248 [Applause] 1006 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:03,763 First, I'd just like to commend the candidates... 1007 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,773 on their impressive remarks. 1008 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:10,073 This year was a very tough decision. 1009 01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:14,810 And as much as we'd love to give you all scholarships, we can't. 1010 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:18,046 And so, I am proud to announce... 1011 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:22,056 the winner of this year's Sheridan Scholarship... 1012 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,429 Ryan Winger. 1013 01:14:32,202 --> 01:14:36,935 [Cheering] 1014 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:05,367 [Bell Dings] 1015 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:11,504 Oh, God, what happened? 1016 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:14,475 Yeah, I slipped. 1017 01:15:14,577 --> 01:15:17,068 Listen, Jeannie, Samnang's coming on Monday. 1018 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:19,080 I know. How exciting. 1019 01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,844 Yeah, so I'm gonna need to close out the account. 1020 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:26,388 - What do you mean? - I mean I'm gonna need to close out the account. 1021 01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:29,458 - But it's already closed. - What are you talking about? 1022 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:32,551 Your teacher came by yesterday, and he cleared out the account. 1023 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:35,290 - Who? What teacher? - Your student adviser. 1024 01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:38,026 Mr. Salinger. The one you were with the other day. 1025 01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:41,228 Mr. Salinger? What are you... 1026 01:15:43,072 --> 01:15:47,304 - ##[Southern Rock] - [Chuckles] 1027 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:50,573 ##[Ends] 1028 01:15:51,814 --> 01:15:53,714 [Boy Whimpering] 1029 01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:57,013 Samnang, what's wrong, my son? 1030 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,179 That Matthew Kidman. 1031 01:15:59,289 --> 01:16:04,158 He fucked me, Mom. He fucked me so bad! 1032 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,160 Son of a bitch. 1033 01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:12,829 - Oh, my God. - What's wrong? 1034 01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:15,530 Jeannie, didn't you ask for I.D. Or anything? 1035 01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:18,163 You said he was your student adviser. 1036 01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,902 Oh, my God. 1037 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:25,548 - Jeannie, where are you going? - To get the manager. 1038 01:16:25,648 --> 01:16:29,584 - No, wait, wait. - Matthew, what's going on? 1039 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,621 Look... 1040 01:16:32,722 --> 01:16:35,748 that guy wasn't my student adviser. 1041 01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:39,259 No. I know, I know. I can get the money back. 1042 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:42,923 We just need to keep this between me and you for now, okay? 1043 01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:45,523 That's a great blouse. Have you lost weight? 1044 01:16:46,869 --> 01:16:48,803 No? No, wait, wait! 1045 01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:52,764 Jeannie! Jeannie! Jeannie, Jeannie, Jeannie. 1046 01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:55,742 You think about this. This is your fault too. 1047 01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:58,439 You didn't ask for I.D. You didn't do anything. 1048 01:16:58,548 --> 01:17:02,746 And I saw you flirting with him. So unprofessional. You're gonna lose your job over this. 1049 01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:04,820 Don't you threaten me, you little shit! 1050 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:07,355 I could give a fuck about you and your little rice boy. 1051 01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:11,052 - I'm not getting fired over this! - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 1052 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,618 Please. Just... No one can ever find out about this. 1053 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:17,461 If this gets out, I'll be expelled. My life will be over. 1054 01:17:17,567 --> 01:17:21,435 If that money isn't back by Monday, I wouldn't worry about being expelled. 1055 01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:23,437 I'd worry about going to jail. 1056 01:17:24,607 --> 01:17:26,507 Jeannie. 1057 01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:28,474 - Hi, Jeannie. - Hi, Martin. 1058 01:17:50,633 --> 01:17:53,693 [Panting] 1059 01:17:57,874 --> 01:18:00,069 [Mrs. Kidman's Voice] Matthew, what's wrong? 1060 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:04,237 [Mr. Kidman's Voice] Matt, is there something you want to talk about? 1061 01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:06,542 [Mrs. Kidman] Matthew, honey, what is it? 1062 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:16,882 - Hi. - Come here. 1063 01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:26,501 I'm in so much trouble. 1064 01:18:38,247 --> 01:18:42,240 I can't believe we're even thinking about this. 1065 01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:49,016 Well, if you need that kind of money by Monday... 1066 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:52,322 Yeah, but what are we doing? I can't get you involved in this. 1067 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:54,862 I want to do it. 1068 01:18:54,964 --> 01:18:56,864 Why? 1069 01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:00,267 Moral fiber. 1070 01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:04,539 - I'm in. - You haven't heard the whole plan. 1071 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,540 Ah! It doesn't matter. 1072 01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:09,509 Fuck film school. This is gonna be huge. 1073 01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:12,877 This is gonna be my calling card. 1074 01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:14,882 No. 1075 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,214 - Klitzy. - No way. 1076 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,915 Klitz, you know I wouldn't ask for this unless I really needed it. 1077 01:19:21,023 --> 01:19:23,583 Matt, believe me, I want to help you, but... no. 1078 01:19:23,693 --> 01:19:26,093 - We'll get expelled. - Klitz, shut up. 1079 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,561 Do me a favor, okay? 1080 01:19:28,664 --> 01:19:32,122 Take a look at us. Take a good look at us. 1081 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:36,865 Do you know what we are, the three of us? 1082 01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,873 What? 1083 01:19:38,975 --> 01:19:42,274 We're a fuckin' tripod. 1084 01:19:42,378 --> 01:19:46,542 - A tripod. - Yeah. You know what that means? 1085 01:19:46,649 --> 01:19:51,814 That means if you kick out one of our legs, then we all fall. 1086 01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:54,185 Come on, baby! 1087 01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:00,061 [Sighs] Fuck. 1088 01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:05,398 I know it was you, Klitzy. 1089 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,237 - Where is she? - Oh, there they are. Hey! 1090 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:12,102 - [Squealing] - ##[Soul] 1091 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:14,233 - Hey.! - Hi, Danielle.! 1092 01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:16,937 Hi! 1093 01:20:18,781 --> 01:20:20,976 Let's get our luggage. Yeah! 1094 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,177 - All right? - I'll be there in a minute. 1095 01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:31,920 ##[Continues] 1096 01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:45,338 ##[Ends] 1097 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,069 So if I pull this off, I get the 25 grand on Sunday? 1098 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:51,908 Kid, you pull this off, I'll take care of your little Samsung. 1099 01:20:52,014 --> 01:20:54,448 - Samnang. - Whatever. 1100 01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:56,450 Have a nice prom, kid. 1101 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,056 All right, minions, over here. 1102 01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:10,628 [Rings] 1103 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:15,996 Relax, relax. 1104 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:18,039 You know what? Go wait in the car. Go. 1105 01:21:20,076 --> 01:21:22,408 ##[Blues] 1106 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,638 Jesus. 1107 01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:30,981 Gentlemen, these are your prom dates, April and Ferrari. 1108 01:21:31,087 --> 01:21:35,956 Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz. 1109 01:21:37,026 --> 01:21:40,894 - Your name is Clits? - With a "K." 1110 01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:44,194 [Eli] Okay, get a two-shot. M- M-Minions.! 1111 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,326 All right, guys, get closer. Yeah, that's right. Show me the love. 1112 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:49,529 Feel it, feel it.! Nice. 1113 01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:53,166 Eli, do those girls go to your school? 1114 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:57,178 Uh, actually, no, Mrs. Kidman. 1115 01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,512 - They're porn stars. - [Laughing] 1116 01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:19,125 Y-You look, uh... 1117 01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,135 You look really nice. 1118 01:22:21,237 --> 01:22:23,671 Thanks. 1119 01:22:23,773 --> 01:22:26,105 You really do, hon. You look so beautiful. 1120 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:29,234 Really? Oh, thanks. 1121 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:50,156 ##[Rap Rock] 1122 01:22:57,573 --> 01:23:00,041 ##[Continues, Indistinct] 1123 01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:03,409 ##[Fades Out] 1124 01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:05,480 ##[Hip-hop] 1125 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:22,597 - What are all these cameras for? - They're for video yearbook. 1126 01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:27,026 ##[Continues] 1127 01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:44,220 ##[Ends] 1128 01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:45,619 ##[Ends] 1129 01:23:46,922 --> 01:23:50,414 So what should we do? Should we start setting up? 1130 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,619 Yeah. We just gotta keep this low-key, okay? 1131 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:54,628 Okay. What are you gonna do? 1132 01:23:56,265 --> 01:23:58,165 I'm gonna get our actors. 1133 01:24:01,003 --> 01:24:03,471 Dude, make sure they can act. 1134 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:05,472 Yeah, all right. Just get out of here, okay? 1135 01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:08,065 Hey, I got this taken care of. 1136 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:10,304 You just show this little lady a good time tonight. 1137 01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:12,608 - [Giggles] - Minions, let's move! 1138 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:15,240 - So what are we doin'? - Relax, relax. 1139 01:24:20,022 --> 01:24:22,320 Come on, play it cool, play it cool. 1140 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,533 Look. They're coming to you. 1141 01:24:39,642 --> 01:24:42,509 Yo, Matt. What's up? 1142 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:46,012 - What's up? - Can we talk to you for a second? 1143 01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:48,276 Dude, I'm with my girl here. 1144 01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,477 - Oh. - Sorry, man. 1145 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:52,850 - Should we come back? - [Danielle] No. I'll leave you guys alone. 1146 01:25:00,996 --> 01:25:02,930 [Clears Throat] 1147 01:25:06,969 --> 01:25:10,029 - What's up? - What's up with those girls? 1148 01:25:10,139 --> 01:25:15,167 - What about 'em? - Are they, like, uh... 1149 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:18,246 - Are they porn stars? - Yeah. 1150 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,713 Shit! 1151 01:25:20,816 --> 01:25:22,750 I knew I recognized them. I knew it. 1152 01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:25,919 - Can we meet 'em? - Yeah. 1153 01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:31,656 How'd you boys like to be in a movie? 1154 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,819 - What are these? - Your scripts. 1155 01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:35,829 Sign the release form at the top. 1156 01:25:35,931 --> 01:25:38,627 Come on, you guys, wait up! 1157 01:25:46,876 --> 01:25:49,936 - Are these our actors? - Just these two. 1158 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:54,675 - What about me, dude? - Oh, sorry, bro. 1159 01:25:54,783 --> 01:25:56,683 The party's all full. 1160 01:25:58,287 --> 01:26:00,118 Gentlemen. 1161 01:26:04,426 --> 01:26:08,419 As an artist, I want it to come from a truthful place. 1162 01:26:08,531 --> 01:26:11,125 Holy shit. 1163 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:18,768 - Ferrari, Ferrari, focus. - Oh, okay. 1164 01:26:18,874 --> 01:26:22,332 - I can do this. Don't worry. - Think Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice. 1165 01:26:22,444 --> 01:26:25,345 ##[Alternative] 1166 01:26:32,121 --> 01:26:34,055 - Hey. - Hey. 1167 01:26:34,156 --> 01:26:38,024 - [Chuckling] - ##[Continues] 1168 01:26:39,428 --> 01:26:41,453 [Eli] Next location.! 1169 01:26:41,564 --> 01:26:45,193 Come on! Move! Move, move, move! Let's go! 1170 01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:53,408 - ##[Continues] - Please! I gotta be in this! 1171 01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:56,307 Shut up. Take this. 1172 01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:11,517 - [Yells] - Aw, come on! 1173 01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:14,027 Take the pain! Take the pain! Get up! Come on! 1174 01:27:17,533 --> 01:27:19,433 May I have a word with you? 1175 01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:23,535 - What's up? - I found this in the hallway. 1176 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,573 Do you know what this is? 1177 01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,665 No. What is it? 1178 01:27:27,776 --> 01:27:29,937 Looks like a release form for something. 1179 01:27:30,045 --> 01:27:32,912 Yeah, I... don't know what it is. 1180 01:27:35,284 --> 01:27:37,582 Have a good night. 1181 01:27:37,686 --> 01:27:40,883 ##[Continues] 1182 01:27:55,471 --> 01:27:58,736 You're strong, you're firm... 1183 01:27:58,841 --> 01:28:01,105 but you have a secret. 1184 01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:03,110 Show that to me. 1185 01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:15,648 ##[Continues] 1186 01:28:15,758 --> 01:28:17,885 Thank you. 1187 01:28:17,993 --> 01:28:20,257 For what? 1188 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,522 I never went to prom. 1189 01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:29,664 ##[Continues] 1190 01:28:41,717 --> 01:28:45,983 ##[Ends] 1191 01:28:46,088 --> 01:28:49,285 Excuse me, sir? We have a problem. 1192 01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:54,190 - What's wrong? - Derek didn't work out. 1193 01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:59,666 - What happened? - Let's just say he wasn't strong or firm. 1194 01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:02,896 - Guys, I can't work like this! - Okay, relax. 1195 01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:05,098 - We'll just get somebody else. - There is nobody else. 1196 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:08,266 - I thought everyone's dyin' to be in this. - Not this scene. 1197 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:15,449 All right. This is the key scene. 1198 01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:18,645 If we don't get this, Hugo's not gonna buy it. 1199 01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:22,053 Well, somebody's gotta step up. 1200 01:29:22,157 --> 01:29:24,990 - Why you lookin' at me? - Because you're doing it. 1201 01:29:25,094 --> 01:29:27,528 Whoa, Mr. L-just-want-to- bang-hot-chicks. 1202 01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:30,393 Here's your first chance. 1203 01:29:30,499 --> 01:29:32,490 Klitz, I can't act and direct. 1204 01:29:32,601 --> 01:29:34,899 - Oh, okay, fine. I'll direct. - Oh, you're a director now. 1205 01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:37,733 - Yeah, I'm a director. - Okay, Spielberg, what lens are you gonna use? 1206 01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:41,367 [Arguing Continues] 1207 01:29:45,681 --> 01:29:47,649 I'll do it. 1208 01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:52,853 I'll do it. 1209 01:29:52,955 --> 01:29:56,254 You guys have been great, but this is my mess. I'll clean it up. 1210 01:29:56,358 --> 01:30:00,658 Matt, Matt, your face is gonna be in this. Think about that. 1211 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:35,594 - Come here, baby. - Uh, let's, uh... 1212 01:30:35,697 --> 01:30:37,892 Uh, picture's up, people. 1213 01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:56,115 - Are you ready, hon? - Yeah. Okay, let's do this. 1214 01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:07,459 - And... action! - [Door Opens] 1215 01:31:10,766 --> 01:31:13,929 What the hell is going on in here? 1216 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:19,265 - Nobody move! - Ah, shit. 1217 01:31:19,374 --> 01:31:21,274 Who is in charge of this? 1218 01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:24,637 I asked you people a question! 1219 01:31:24,746 --> 01:31:26,941 Who is in charge here? 1220 01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,896 Fuck it. 1221 01:32:12,728 --> 01:32:15,629 All right, everybody take five. 1222 01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:20,100 - What's wrong? - I can't do this. 1223 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:22,568 - What happened? - [Door Opens] 1224 01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:34,748 [Eli] What are you gonna do? 1225 01:32:38,487 --> 01:32:40,387 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 1226 01:32:43,692 --> 01:32:47,389 No. I'll do it. 1227 01:32:48,997 --> 01:32:52,160 - Klitz, it's cool. - No, no. I'm doing it. 1228 01:32:52,267 --> 01:32:54,064 Why? 1229 01:32:55,704 --> 01:32:58,696 'Cause we're a fuckin' tripod. 1230 01:32:58,807 --> 01:33:03,574 [Eli] All right, here we go, people. Picture's up.! 1231 01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:06,671 Listen, I know this is unprofessional... 1232 01:33:06,782 --> 01:33:08,943 but I think you're really cute. 1233 01:33:09,051 --> 01:33:12,714 - Yeah, right. - I'm serious. 1234 01:33:14,056 --> 01:33:15,887 Really cute. 1235 01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:17,959 How we doing, Klitzy? 1236 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:22,795 Fucking great, man. Let's do this. 1237 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:25,365 And action! 1238 01:33:25,467 --> 01:33:30,666 ##[Rock] 1239 01:33:46,421 --> 01:33:49,549 ##[Continues] 1240 01:34:02,004 --> 01:34:03,972 ##[Ends] 1241 01:34:15,584 --> 01:34:17,484 See you, guys. 1242 01:34:19,688 --> 01:34:21,815 Good night, guys. 1243 01:34:27,462 --> 01:34:32,024 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 1244 01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:46,375 ##[Ballad] 1245 01:35:04,066 --> 01:35:07,832 ##[Continues] 1246 01:35:23,819 --> 01:35:29,780 ##[Continues] 1247 01:35:34,396 --> 01:35:40,062 ##[Ends] 1248 01:35:41,169 --> 01:35:44,866 [Cell Phone Ringing] 1249 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:49,272 - Hello? - We're dead. 1250 01:35:49,377 --> 01:35:52,744 - Eli? - Dude, the tape's not here. I can't find it. 1251 01:35:52,848 --> 01:35:56,716 - What? - Dude, I'm not kidding, okay? I've looked everywhere, okay? 1252 01:35:56,818 --> 01:35:59,753 - All right, calm down. - No, dude, you calm down! It's gone! 1253 01:35:59,855 --> 01:36:02,619 - What do you mean, it's gone? - I mean it's frickin' gone! 1254 01:36:02,724 --> 01:36:06,387 Somebody stole it! Jesus Christ! 1255 01:36:06,495 --> 01:36:09,726 Matthew, could you come in here? 1256 01:36:14,202 --> 01:36:16,898 This is Mr. Simon. 1257 01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:21,374 He says he has something very important to discuss with us. 1258 01:36:24,813 --> 01:36:26,576 Sit down. 1259 01:36:30,418 --> 01:36:32,443 Actually, if you don't mind... 1260 01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:34,954 may I have a word with the boy alone first? 1261 01:36:35,056 --> 01:36:37,081 Sure. 1262 01:36:47,269 --> 01:36:49,897 So how was prom? 1263 01:36:51,239 --> 01:36:53,469 - That's mine. - You know, we were fine. 1264 01:36:53,575 --> 01:36:56,510 But now you go and do this? This was my idea. 1265 01:36:56,611 --> 01:36:58,511 Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up. 1266 01:36:58,613 --> 01:37:02,481 - I'm gonna need that back. - Oh. 1267 01:37:04,719 --> 01:37:07,381 Take it from me. 1268 01:37:09,191 --> 01:37:11,091 Yeah. 1269 01:37:11,226 --> 01:37:13,194 What are you gonna do? 1270 01:37:16,198 --> 01:37:19,133 I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. 1271 01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:23,000 He's my partner on this. Fifty-fifty. 1272 01:37:23,104 --> 01:37:26,471 So could I please have my tape back? 1273 01:37:26,575 --> 01:37:29,339 Fuck y... [Coughs] 1274 01:37:29,444 --> 01:37:32,174 Fuck you. I'm taking your half then. 1275 01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,510 No. That money's going to Samnang. 1276 01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:36,641 The money you stole from him. 1277 01:37:36,751 --> 01:37:39,515 You say that like I care. I don't give a shit. 1278 01:37:39,621 --> 01:37:41,521 You're giving me your half. 1279 01:37:41,623 --> 01:37:46,060 - And if I don't? - Showtime. 1280 01:37:51,633 --> 01:37:53,533 Okay. 1281 01:37:53,635 --> 01:37:57,571 - Okay, what? - Show 'em the tape. 1282 01:37:58,673 --> 01:38:00,573 I'm not fuckin' around. 1283 01:38:02,277 --> 01:38:04,177 I just don't care anymore. 1284 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:10,511 This... is gonna be interesting. 1285 01:38:13,655 --> 01:38:16,818 Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger... 1286 01:38:16,925 --> 01:38:19,519 would you mindjoining me in the living room for a second? 1287 01:38:19,628 --> 01:38:21,528 Great. 1288 01:38:28,670 --> 01:38:32,834 Matthew, is there anything you want to say before we watch this? 1289 01:38:36,544 --> 01:38:38,774 Okay, then. On with the show. 1290 01:38:42,150 --> 01:38:44,345 Hello. I'm April. 1291 01:38:44,452 --> 01:38:46,352 And I'm Ferrari. 1292 01:38:46,454 --> 01:38:50,049 You may recognize us as stars of the adult entertainment industry... 1293 01:38:50,158 --> 01:38:54,356 and today we're taking time out to talk about a very important subject. 1294 01:38:54,462 --> 01:38:56,430 - Sex. - Sex. 1295 01:38:56,531 --> 01:38:58,795 Special events such as senior prom... 1296 01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,800 place added pressure on young teens... 1297 01:39:00,902 --> 01:39:03,928 to lose their virginity and engage in unprotected sex. 1298 01:39:04,039 --> 01:39:06,633 I know I lost my virginity at my senior prom. 1299 01:39:06,741 --> 01:39:08,766 When did you lose yours, April? 1300 01:39:08,877 --> 01:39:11,778 - Um, when I was 10. - Moving on! 1301 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,144 In this video, we'll go through everything... 1302 01:39:14,249 --> 01:39:16,274 from kissing to foreplay. 1303 01:39:16,384 --> 01:39:19,911 And for our finale, we'll show you how to put a condom on properly... 1304 01:39:20,021 --> 01:39:21,921 using a real person. 1305 01:39:22,023 --> 01:39:25,220 No cucumbers or bananas in this video. 1306 01:39:25,327 --> 01:39:27,261 So for those of you naughty boys... 1307 01:39:27,362 --> 01:39:29,262 expecting to see a raunchy porn video... 1308 01:39:29,364 --> 01:39:32,765 you might as well turn this off now... 1309 01:39:32,867 --> 01:39:36,394 - because you're not gonna see sex. - What the fuck is this shit? 1310 01:39:36,504 --> 01:39:39,940 You're gonna see sex education. 1311 01:39:44,346 --> 01:39:47,804 ## [Fanfare] 1312 01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:52,953 This is interesting, Matthew. 1313 01:39:56,091 --> 01:39:58,184 Yeah. Yeah. 1314 01:39:58,293 --> 01:40:00,818 I think it's a great idea. 1315 01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:07,461 Well, you remember those sex ed films back in our day. 1316 01:40:07,569 --> 01:40:11,130 I'll tell ya, if they were anything like this... 1317 01:40:11,239 --> 01:40:14,208 we sure would've paid more attention, don't you think? 1318 01:40:15,777 --> 01:40:18,041 I think it's atrocious. 1319 01:40:20,982 --> 01:40:25,646 But... the hell with it. 1320 01:40:25,754 --> 01:40:28,120 The kids today are so goddamn screwed up... 1321 01:40:28,223 --> 01:40:31,192 maybe this is the only way you can reach them. 1322 01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:36,523 You just might have something here, Matthew. 1323 01:40:36,631 --> 01:40:38,861 [Mrs. Kidman] I think it's pretty wild. 1324 01:40:40,135 --> 01:40:42,035 This could really sell, don't you think? 1325 01:40:44,072 --> 01:40:47,269 How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew? 1326 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:52,904 What can I say? It's like a gift, you know? 1327 01:40:53,014 --> 01:40:54,982 It's like I can't control it. 1328 01:41:04,993 --> 01:41:08,451 [Girl's Voice] Courtney Booth. I will always remember late nights in cabby. 1329 01:41:08,563 --> 01:41:10,827 [Boy's Voice] Eric Zierdal. I will always remember... 1330 01:41:10,932 --> 01:41:12,866 Kurt Kilgore. I will always remember... 1331 01:41:12,967 --> 01:41:16,266 Joseph Croft. I will always remember wrestling State... 1332 01:41:16,371 --> 01:41:19,670 [Matthew] Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... 1333 01:41:21,910 --> 01:41:24,743 the three legs of the tripod... 1334 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:28,373 I'm here with Hugo Posh, the producer of Adult Education... 1335 01:41:28,483 --> 01:41:31,884 the hottest-selling sex education video ever made... 1336 01:41:31,986 --> 01:41:34,887 being utilized in classrooms across the globe. 1337 01:41:34,989 --> 01:41:39,585 Hugo, you're known primarily as a hard-core pornographer, correct? 1338 01:41:39,694 --> 01:41:42,629 - [Matthew Narrating] my business partner... - Let me break it down for you. 1339 01:41:42,730 --> 01:41:46,632 Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass. 1340 01:41:46,734 --> 01:41:50,864 I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart. 1341 01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:53,133 What an ass-bag. 1342 01:41:53,241 --> 01:41:55,436 ##[Classic Rock] 1343 01:41:55,543 --> 01:41:58,034 Fuckin' kid. 1344 01:41:58,146 --> 01:42:00,046 [Matthew] My student adviser... 1345 01:42:00,148 --> 01:42:04,209 All right, people.! Let's make some fuckie-fuckie. 1346 01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:07,482 [Barry Bloom] Now, Hugo, you and your partner have made millions on this. 1347 01:42:07,589 --> 01:42:10,114 So who is this silent partner? 1348 01:42:10,225 --> 01:42:13,490 [Hugo] Well, he prefers to remain anonymous. 1349 01:42:13,595 --> 01:42:16,428 ##[Continues] 1350 01:42:21,336 --> 01:42:23,930 You better cure cancer, kid. 1351 01:42:24,038 --> 01:42:25,938 [Matthew] The next Einstein... 1352 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:28,133 All right, yeah, next question. 1353 01:42:29,177 --> 01:42:31,407 - All right. - Eli's calling card... 1354 01:42:31,513 --> 01:42:35,973 - How about you, buddy? - Mr. Brooks, why did you decide to skip film school? 1355 01:42:36,084 --> 01:42:39,451 - Don't you think you're a little young? - Shut the fuck up! 1356 01:42:39,554 --> 01:42:41,181 Next question.! Faster.! 1357 01:42:41,289 --> 01:42:43,348 I got the tape! I got the tape! I got the tape! 1358 01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:48,923 For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique... 1359 01:42:49,030 --> 01:42:50,930 for putting a condom on the real thing. 1360 01:42:51,032 --> 01:42:54,524 - Is my volunteer ready? - Klitz's big debut... 1361 01:42:54,636 --> 01:42:58,299 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here he is, here he is. - ##[Continues] 1362 01:43:02,644 --> 01:43:04,544 [Gasps] 1363 01:43:04,646 --> 01:43:06,978 Jesus. Look at that guy. 1364 01:43:07,081 --> 01:43:10,016 He is huge. 1365 01:43:11,386 --> 01:43:15,322 ##[Continues] 1366 01:43:15,423 --> 01:43:19,223 My own scholarship to Georgetown... 1367 01:43:23,531 --> 01:43:25,465 and, of course, I'll never forget... 1368 01:43:25,567 --> 01:43:27,467 the girl next door. 1369 01:43:34,609 --> 01:43:38,375 - ##[Continues] - As for me... 1370 01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:41,277 I'm just goin'with it. 1371 01:43:42,917 --> 01:43:44,885 ##[Ends] 1372 01:44:12,814 --> 01:44:18,309 ##[Alternative] 1373 01:44:44,679 --> 01:44:46,977 ##[Continues] 1374 01:45:09,304 --> 01:45:14,173 ##[Continues] 1375 01:45:32,226 --> 01:45:35,024 ##[Continues] 1376 01:45:44,005 --> 01:45:47,463 ##[Vocalizing] 1377 01:46:03,691 --> 01:46:08,890 ##[Continues] 1378 01:46:20,274 --> 01:46:24,210 ##[Ends] 1379 01:47:05,653 --> 01:47:10,420 ##[Dance Rock] 1380 01:47:32,413 --> 01:47:36,577 ##[Continues] 1381 01:48:02,310 --> 01:48:05,438 ##[Continues] 1382 01:48:32,340 --> 01:48:36,470 ##[Continues] 1383 01:49:22,590 --> 01:49:24,490 ##[Ends] 1384 01:49:25,491 --> 01:49:25,491 Encoded by: TheFalcon007 1385 01:49:26,305 --> 01:50:26,399 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org