1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,649 Where's Bernie? They're killing us. We need him here right away. 3 00:03:12,341 --> 00:03:15,051 - Yeah! - ( elevator signal rings ) 4 00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:31,837 ( gamblers groan ) 5 00:03:40,282 --> 00:03:43,305 ( groaning ) 6 00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:47,371 Woman: Come on, baby. Come on, come on! 7 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:49,144 Come on! 8 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:52,063 - ( loud groaning ) - Seven out. 9 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:54,982 Woman: Oh, man! 10 00:03:54,982 --> 00:03:59,361 Man: Come to Papa-- Hey, what the hell?! 11 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:01,759 God damn it, that's supposed to be an $800 jackpot. 12 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:05,616 - Man: Afternoon, Doris. - Hey. 13 00:04:13,123 --> 00:04:16,042 - Got any cream? - Sure. 14 00:04:17,502 --> 00:04:20,213 - Oh, shit. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 15 00:04:30,221 --> 00:04:32,515 Dewar's and-- 16 00:04:32,411 --> 00:04:34,704 Fuck! Dewar's and water, please. 17 00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:38,145 Hi, Natalie. 18 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,647 - Hey... - Bernie. 19 00:04:40,543 --> 00:04:43,983 Shit, motherfucker! Yeah, Bernie. 20 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:46,590 Yo, Doris, have you seen Shelly around? 21 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,779 He promised to position me at the tables tonight. 22 00:04:48,675 --> 00:04:51,177 I've been on skid row all week. 23 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,158 You didn't settle up with me last night. 24 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:57,850 No? You sure? Fuck, I was way under. 25 00:04:57,641 --> 00:05:00,143 It's been like an AA convention around here. 26 00:05:00,039 --> 00:05:03,063 I'll make it up to you tonight, I promise. 27 00:05:03,063 --> 00:05:05,878 Where have l heard that before? 28 00:05:05,878 --> 00:05:08,797 - If I see Shelly, I'll tell him... - Thanks. 29 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:11,820 ...that you're looking for him. 30 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:14,010 Hostess on P.A.: Conway, party of 1 1. 31 00:05:13,905 --> 00:05:15,157 Please check your reservation in the Paradise Lounge. 32 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,806 Hey, Bernie, Shelly needs you on 1 1. 33 00:05:18,806 --> 00:05:21,933 All right. Let's do the Chivas Regal. 34 00:05:21,829 --> 00:05:25,270 And have that-- have Natalie bring it over, 35 00:05:25,165 --> 00:05:27,355 the one working the nickel slots by the Paradise. 36 00:05:27,355 --> 00:05:30,170 I spoke to Shelly earlier. He wants her out on the tables. 37 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:32,672 All right. I'll take care of it. 38 00:05:35,278 --> 00:05:37,468 Great shot. How about that? 39 00:05:39,866 --> 00:05:43,410 Natalie: Hi. It's you, right? 40 00:05:43,306 --> 00:05:46,017 Yeah, over here. 41 00:05:46,017 --> 00:05:49,874 Joe said I should stick around. 42 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,751 You say something to Shelly? 43 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,358 Um-hmm. 44 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:56,860 Wow, that was fast. Thanks. 45 00:05:56,755 --> 00:05:59,883 Don't mention it. It's over here. 46 00:06:02,177 --> 00:06:04,679 I'll win you a fortune on five and nine. 47 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,224 Did you order the Chivas Regal? 48 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,518 Hey, back off, will you, pal? Can't you see I got a roll here? 49 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:15,001 - 54, 54. - ( crowd groans ) 50 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:18,441 - Seven out, line away. - That motherfucker. 51 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:21,569 - Stickman: Thanks for the bet, folks. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 52 00:06:31,056 --> 00:06:33,350 ( cheering ) 53 00:06:35,852 --> 00:06:38,250 Oh! Shoot! 54 00:06:51,908 --> 00:06:54,306 Better luck next time. 55 00:07:03,272 --> 00:07:05,774 ( fizzing ) 56 00:07:15,574 --> 00:07:18,389 - ( knocking on door ) - Ah-hh. 57 00:07:19,536 --> 00:07:22,351 - Shelly, they're here. - Relax, shorty. 58 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:25,792 Hey. Nicky, you didn't tell me you were coming. 59 00:07:25,688 --> 00:07:26,939 I'm having a manicure here. 60 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:29,337 You think I don't wash up after going to the john, huh? 61 00:07:29,232 --> 00:07:31,734 Forget about it. You look like a million bucks. How are you? 62 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,715 You should have called ahead. I would have sent the car. 63 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:36,947 - No, we figured we'd surprise you. - Anytime, Nicky, anytime. 64 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:38,928 I know that, partner. 65 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:41,535 Shelly, let me introduce you to our brightest VP here. 66 00:07:41,535 --> 00:07:44,350 This is Larry Sokolov. His numbers guy, Marty Goldfarb. 67 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:47,999 - How do you do, Shelly? - Can I get you something to drink? 68 00:07:47,894 --> 00:07:50,501 I'd love a vodka tonic, thanks. 69 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:55,505 ...comes out of the confessional and she says, "Move over, I have to gargle." 70 00:07:55,505 --> 00:07:57,590 ( laughs ) 71 00:08:02,491 --> 00:08:04,993 So Nicky, what brings you to town? 72 00:08:04,889 --> 00:08:07,286 Shelly, I've got a smart kid here. 73 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:10,414 He's got some good ideas about how to revitalize the Shangri-La. 74 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:13,750 Revitalize? What are you talking about? We did $35 million last year. 75 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,627 Nicky: Why don't you just hear the kid out, huh? 76 00:08:15,627 --> 00:08:19,589 Shelly, I want you to know that I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. 77 00:08:19,589 --> 00:08:23,238 You've done a tremendous job with the Shangri-La over the last 16 years. 78 00:08:23,134 --> 00:08:25,949 I don't think anybody can dispute that. 79 00:08:25,949 --> 00:08:28,972 Nicky: Yeah, nobody doubts that, Shell. 80 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:31,057 But the business has changed. 81 00:08:30,953 --> 00:08:33,664 Just take a look at the Strip, you'll see what I'm talking about. 82 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,749 ( chuckles ) What? 83 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:41,066 You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? 84 00:08:40,858 --> 00:08:43,360 Come on, you know what that is? 85 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:47,009 Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. 86 00:08:46,904 --> 00:08:49,302 It's something that used to be beautiful. 87 00:08:49,198 --> 00:08:52,222 It used to have class, 88 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:55,245 Iike a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. 89 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:57,643 Then along comes that Steve Wynn cocksucker 90 00:08:57,539 --> 00:09:00,979 and knocks her up and puts her in a fucking family way. 91 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:03,794 Now, she's nothing but a cheap fat whore 92 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:07,652 hiding behind too much make-up. I look at her and see her stretch marks. 93 00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:10,467 It makes me want to cry, because I remember the way she used to be. 94 00:09:10,363 --> 00:09:12,448 Am i right? 95 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:16,827 There's no arguing the bottom line. Those places are raking it in... 96 00:09:16,618 --> 00:09:19,433 and the Shangri-La as she is now can't compete with that. 97 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:22,248 You think I'm trying to compete with that? 98 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:25,167 You think that's what we're about, trying to bring in the stroller crowd, 99 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:28,399 fresh off some "E-ticket" ride, trying to break the house on red and black? 100 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:30,380 Fremont has never been about that bullshit. 101 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:34,238 This is where old time and real money come to play. 102 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:37,470 The numbers don't back you up on that, Shelly. Don't get me wrong. 103 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:40,597 Nostalgia is great and we love nostalgia... 104 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,872 ...but nostalgia belongs in a museum. 105 00:09:44,768 --> 00:09:48,312 I think it comes a time to decide whether you're running a museum... 106 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:51,440 or you're running a casino. 107 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:57,800 Bernie. 108 00:09:58,634 --> 00:10:01,032 "Mr. Cool." You got a minute? 109 00:10:00,928 --> 00:10:03,951 - I was just heading over to 14. - It can wait. 110 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,558 How's the knee? 111 00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:09,268 I met this orthopedic surgeon 112 00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:10,832 at Vegas Memorial. He tells me... 113 00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:14,273 they can rebuild a man's entire kneecap out of titanium. 114 00:10:14,273 --> 00:10:16,775 Oh, of course it costs a shitload of money, 115 00:10:16,671 --> 00:10:19,486 but seeing as this gentleman is into us for 500 large, I thought maybe-- 116 00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:23,343 I told you, I'm not gonna be here after Sunday. 117 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:25,324 ( dry chuckle ) 118 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,973 Where are you gonna go, Bernie? 119 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:32,726 Where the fuck are you gonna go that's better than here? 120 00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:34,916 I've got you covered in this town. 121 00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:38,043 People know you work for me. That's currency in your pocket. 122 00:10:37,835 --> 00:10:40,233 That's fucking respect, when you walk the floor. 123 00:10:40,129 --> 00:10:41,901 Where are you gonna get that, anyplace else? 124 00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:49,825 Seven days, Shelly... I'm out from under. 125 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,474 Excuse me, sweetheart. What's your name, darling? Never mind. 126 00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:55,455 This is who I am. 127 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:59,416 Yeah, that's right. I like to know who's shopping it around in my neighborhood, 128 00:10:59,312 --> 00:11:02,023 so what you do is be in my offiice first thing tomorrow morning, 129 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:04,316 if you want to continue to work here at the Shangri-La 130 00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:06,089 and you and I will go over the rules together. 131 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:08,904 I also want you to bring me a clean bill of health. All right, my dear? 132 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,510 - Okay. - All right, thank you. 133 00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:18,600 How'd you like to "birdie" that hole, huh? 134 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,353 Say the word and she's yours anytime. I'll keep a running tab for you. 135 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:23,396 Nah. 136 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:26,836 What? What? She's not your type? Are you kidding me? 137 00:11:26,732 --> 00:11:29,026 I've got to go. 138 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,258 Things are heating up on 14. 139 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,777 Woman: Let's do it in the room. 140 00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:58,948 Kim, I think we got our laundry mixed up. I-- I'll talk to you later. 141 00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:02,284 Come on, let's go back to the room. 142 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,246 $50 bucks only gets you 20 minutes, man. You're wasting your time. 143 00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:25,429 Televangelist: Your soul is crippled. I'm gonna change that. 144 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:29,287 Pray with me now. Out, demon! 145 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,685 Let the crutches go! 146 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,604 Let the spirit into you! 147 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,689 ( televangelist continues ) Run with me! 148 00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:39,400 Kim: Fuck me harder! Harder! Oh! 149 00:12:39,295 --> 00:12:43,153 Oh, yeah, baby. I like that. Come on. 150 00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:45,238 - ( man moaning ) - Kim: Come on, come on. 151 00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:48,366 - ( loud banging on wall ) - Kim: You're so big! 152 00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:51,494 ( Kim moans, screams, laughs ) 153 00:12:53,996 --> 00:12:57,541 Televangelist: You do? Hallelujah! 154 00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:01,919 The Lord has shown his face once again. 155 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:05,673 Kim: You gonna come all over me? Oh, yeah, come all over me. 156 00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,966 ( banging faster, Kim screams, moans ) 157 00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,762 Let's do this, man. 158 00:13:13,805 --> 00:13:16,411 - Eight, the hard way. - ( cheering ) 159 00:13:16,307 --> 00:13:20,269 - $900 for Mr. Pinkerton. - Seven and Seven. 160 00:13:21,207 --> 00:13:24,960 - Thanks, dollface. - Jesus Christ! 161 00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:27,254 - Shit, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 162 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,027 I'm so sorry. I'm such a fucking klutz. 163 00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:31,320 - No, this stuff happens. - Oh, my God. 164 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,908 I'm sorry. This guy-- fucking hands all over my ass. 165 00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:38,723 You might want to stick around. 166 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,912 Pinkerton: I came to play. 167 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,874 Pinkerton: Come again, sister, in the name of Pinkie. 168 00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:48,940 Take this. Hard eight, huh? 169 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:50,921 How you like that? Suck on that. 170 00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:54,257 That's right. Give me them dice. Damn right. 171 00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:56,551 One dollar, hard eight. 172 00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:59,053 Pinkerton: All right, everybody, get in. Here we go. 173 00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:01,242 We'll bet $10. 174 00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:04,996 - Stickman: Out! Seven out. - Shit! God! 175 00:14:04,996 --> 00:14:07,081 What the fuck are you smiling at, bitch? 176 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,166 Whoa, whoa... easy. Fellas? 177 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,147 - You think it's fucking funny? - Take it easy, man. 178 00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:14,692 Think it's funny this place is stealing my-- fucking numb-nuts, let go of me. 179 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,132 I'll have you fired, you piece-of-shit bitch! Piece of fucking garbage! 180 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,847 ~ But now I couldn't do without my supply ~ 181 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:29,913 ~ I need you for my own ~ 182 00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:33,562 ~ Oh, I can't break away I must have you every day ~ 183 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:38,358 ~ As regularly as coffee or tea ~ 184 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:42,216 ~ You got me in your clutches and I can't break free ~ 185 00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:46,282 ~ You're getting to be a habit with me... ~ 186 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,409 Oh, Shelly. I love you, Shelly. 187 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,912 He's the man, he's the best man. Salut. 188 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:55,456 - No, no, no. - He hates that shit. He really does. 189 00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,565 ( music continues ) 190 00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,527 ~ I used to think your love... ~ 191 00:15:04,423 --> 00:15:06,925 ( distorted, slow ) ~ Was something that l... ~ 192 00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:09,323 ~ Could take... ~ 193 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:12,033 ~ Or leave alone ~ 194 00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:20,061 ~ But now I couldn't do without my supply... ~ 195 00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:25,691 - There he is. - Hey. 196 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,402 Shelly, I was a fucking embarrassment out there, do you understand that? 197 00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:30,800 You should never have talked me into going out there, Shelly. 198 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,302 I should have never let you. Frank is rolling over in his grave. 199 00:15:33,302 --> 00:15:35,491 I've got strep, man. You understand that? I've got strep. 200 00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:39,140 Listen to me, Pops, you were pure velvet out there. It was just silk. 201 00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:43,102 And also, looky-looky what was hanging on the doorknob. Huh? 202 00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:44,875 Forget about your tonsils. 203 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:48,628 When the muff confetti stops coming, that's when you know you got trouble. 204 00:15:48,419 --> 00:15:50,817 Did you get a receipt? 205 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,466 - Excuse me? - They're on sale in the lobby. 206 00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:58,324 Charlayne's. This is "Victoria's Secret Valentine Collection." 207 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:00,513 What about that broad you got coming here later? 208 00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:03,120 How much did she set you back? Nothing but the best for old Buddy, right? 209 00:16:03,016 --> 00:16:07,707 Are you fucking kidding me? Gimme, you don't deserve this. 210 00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:10,731 You got all those ladies going home with a nice breeze between their legs, 211 00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:12,086 'cause you do it the way they like it 212 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:15,214 and you're saying I'm some Buddy Stafford ego pimp, huh? 213 00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:18,654 Hey, fuck you and-- fuck you. 214 00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:21,469 Come on, give it to me. Give it to me, man. Come on, come on! 215 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:24,388 Come on, don't be a prick. Come on, man. 216 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,350 Come on, give it to me! Come on, man. 217 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,795 ( moaning ) Oh, fuck! Fuck! 218 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,904 ( Buddy whimpers, moans ) 219 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:45,761 Do you ever watch any of those nature shows? 220 00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:47,325 What? 221 00:16:47,325 --> 00:16:50,974 You know, those nature shows. You watch them? 222 00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:54,519 Yeah, I've seen a few nature shows. 223 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:58,585 Yeah? Well, this one I've seen about a dozen times. 224 00:16:58,377 --> 00:17:03,068 It's about... Iions. It's about... 225 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:06,821 the cycle of life of the lions... and the leader of the pack. 226 00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:10,158 - Pride. With lions it's a pride. - Yeah. 227 00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:13,702 This old king lion, right? He's getting on in years 228 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:16,309 and then sooner or later some young male comes along. 229 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:21,313 He challenges him... and he beats the fuck out of this old lion, right? 230 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:24,545 He just kicks the shit out of him. 231 00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:28,194 And then... then they push him out of the pride... 232 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,948 and he has to go in the jungle and scavenge and he dies alone. 233 00:17:31,739 --> 00:17:34,033 The nature's got some sense of humor, huh? 234 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,805 No shit. 235 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,829 See, but Shelly, it's tragic because... 236 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:43,207 he's past it, this old fucked lion... 237 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,482 and he doesn't know it and it would be so much easier for him, 238 00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:52,069 if he could just... walk away. 239 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:58,950 And... he could avoid all the pain and the humiliation. 240 00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:02,287 Hey... 241 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:06,040 that would be like accepting that you were dead already, right? 242 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:09,063 I think I like it better nature's way, don't you? 243 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:12,504 Yeah, maybe you're right. ( weak chuckle ) 244 00:18:12,504 --> 00:18:16,779 ( drowsily ) Yeah, that's it. 245 00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:22,408 ( murmurs ) 246 00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:43,052 Buy you a drink? 247 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:51,288 Yeah. 248 00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:55,354 Marty: Shelly, you got a minute? 249 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,107 Shelly, this is Johnny Cappella. 250 00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,401 - How you doing, Shelly? - I know you from some place, right? 251 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:04,424 Johnny's been opening for Danny Ganz at the Mirage. 252 00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:07,239 Now Sony is talking about signing him to a three-album deal. 253 00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:09,742 They're going to position him as the new Harry Connick. 254 00:19:09,637 --> 00:19:12,661 And I should be interested in this... why? 255 00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:15,580 Johnny's looking to headline. I thought we might be interested. 256 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,978 - We? - Did I come at a bad time? 257 00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:20,063 Even if I was interested, 258 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,461 I got fresh ink with Buddy for the next five years. 259 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,755 I just renegotiated his contract. 260 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:27,153 Listen, you two need to be on the same page. 261 00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:29,968 Larry, listen, if I don't hear from you by Thursday, 262 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,574 I'm taking the Stardust. All right? I'm going there. 263 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,659 - I understand. - Johnny Cappella, gone. 264 00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:38,413 - We'll definitely be in touch, Johnny. - Capella: Assholes. 265 00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:48,943 Your progressed Venus is in Gemini... 266 00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:52,383 12.5 degrees... 267 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:56,762 and it's in direct motion, which means... 268 00:20:01,141 --> 00:20:04,998 ...you're a slow starter when it comes to romance. 269 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,003 Sorry. You know what? This is real unprofessional of me. 270 00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:12,505 I shouldn't discuss your chart with you until I'm all done. 271 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:18,239 I can tell by the look on your face you think this is all a lot of B.S. 272 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,409 No, I just... I know what the outcome's gonna be. 273 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,120 There's not like one particular outcome. 274 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,831 A lot of things come into the picture, like... 275 00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:30,750 - the planets, the moon phases-- - The outcome won't change with me. 276 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,503 - lt'll be all bad. - Oh, my God. 277 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:38,569 I have never met anyone who was so down on themselves. 278 00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:40,863 Do you know what I do at the Shangri-La? 279 00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:46,284 I asked around. You're a cooler. 280 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,559 - You turn winners into losers. - Do you know how I do that? 281 00:20:50,455 --> 00:20:53,895 Listen, I know there's a lot of stuff that happens in casinos all the time. 282 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,293 Bernie: I do it by being myself. 283 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,629 People get next to me, their luck turns. It's always been that way. 284 00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:04,634 Well, that sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy to me. 285 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,928 There's a whole chapter of that in my book... 286 00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:09,325 I only got six more days. 287 00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:12,349 Well... really almost five. 288 00:21:12,349 --> 00:21:14,747 I'm leaving town. 289 00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:19,960 Only five more days? 290 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:25,798 Then we shouldn't waste any more time. 291 00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:30,386 You want to go back to your place? 292 00:21:35,703 --> 00:21:38,622 If this is-- 293 00:21:38,518 --> 00:21:41,541 I'm not sure... 294 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,835 I'm not sure I can afford... 295 00:21:43,731 --> 00:21:47,275 - I can't afford to-- - Christ. 296 00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:51,133 Oh, God. I'm sorry. Wait, I didn't mean it. 297 00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:54,782 ( sniffling ) 298 00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:57,388 See, this is what I'm talking about. I've gone and cooled the damn table. 299 00:21:57,284 --> 00:22:01,454 Shut up, Bernie, shut up. 300 00:22:01,246 --> 00:22:05,104 You haven't gone and cooled anything. 301 00:22:05,104 --> 00:22:07,918 Not by a long shot. 302 00:22:12,819 --> 00:22:15,425 Oh, God. 303 00:22:16,363 --> 00:22:19,283 You know... 304 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:21,889 once they're dead, they don't really grow back... 305 00:22:23,974 --> 00:22:25,955 in case that's what you were waiting for. 306 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:30,125 Oh, my God, you got a cat? 307 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:41,385 So... you got any music? 308 00:22:51,915 --> 00:22:54,626 ( slow jazz playing ) 309 00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:56,607 ( door slams, needle scratching ) 310 00:22:56,711 --> 00:22:59,109 ( laughing ) 311 00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:07,241 - ( music resumes ) - Hey... 312 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,535 come here. 313 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,914 Sit. 314 00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:21,942 ( laughing ) Relax, Bernie, relax. 315 00:23:28,614 --> 00:23:31,012 I assure you... 316 00:23:30,908 --> 00:23:33,097 at least one of us has done this before. 317 00:23:32,993 --> 00:23:35,182 Bernie: This is not the first time I've ever-- 318 00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:41,229 Surprise me. 319 00:23:43,419 --> 00:23:47,068 - ( uptempo music plays ) - I like this. 320 00:23:55,617 --> 00:23:59,475 ~ Luck, be a lady tonight ~ 321 00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:06,251 ~ Luck, be a lady tonight ~ 322 00:24:07,711 --> 00:24:14,071 ~ Luck, if you've ever been a lady to begin with ~ 323 00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:17,198 ~ Luck, be a lady tonight ~ 324 00:24:22,203 --> 00:24:26,999 ~ Luck, let a gentleman see ~ 325 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:32,733 ~ How nice a girl you can be ~ 326 00:24:34,609 --> 00:24:40,344 ~ I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with... ~ 327 00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:44,618 - They're snaps. - Bernie: I think I can get it. 328 00:24:44,514 --> 00:24:47,850 ( laughing ) Ow! Wait. Pull down some. 329 00:24:47,642 --> 00:24:49,101 - Okay. - Ouch! 330 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:53,272 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 331 00:24:54,106 --> 00:24:56,191 ~ It isn't fair...~ 332 00:24:56,087 --> 00:25:00,882 Bernie: Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. 333 00:25:00,674 --> 00:25:06,200 ~ A lady doesn't wander all over the room ~ 334 00:25:05,991 --> 00:25:10,995 ~ And blow on some other guy's dice ~ 335 00:25:10,787 --> 00:25:12,247 ( moaning ) 336 00:25:12,247 --> 00:25:16,417 ~ So let's keep this party polite ~ 337 00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:22,672 ~ Never get out of my sight ~ 338 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:30,179 ~ Stick with me, baby, I'm the fella you came in with ~ 339 00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:33,202 ~ Luck, be a lady tonight... ~ 340 00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:39,979 ( moaning, gasping ) 341 00:25:42,586 --> 00:25:44,984 ( Bernie screaming ) 342 00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:56,348 Bernie: Sorry. 343 00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:04,271 ~ Luck, let a gentleman see... ~ 344 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,546 It's okay, Bernie. 345 00:26:09,797 --> 00:26:12,612 I've had worse. 346 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:15,531 Bernie: Oh, shit. Oh, God. 347 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,721 ( mutters ) 348 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:20,640 I know I'm gonna pay for this, I just-- 349 00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:24,185 I don't know who you are or what-- I don't... 350 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,251 This was good and I'm glad. I don't care. 351 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,174 You've got a great cock. 352 00:26:41,596 --> 00:26:43,785 You've-- 353 00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:45,974 Thank you. 354 00:27:00,571 --> 00:27:03,177 ( muffiled voices ) 355 00:27:17,148 --> 00:27:19,963 ( door latch creaks ) 356 00:27:19,858 --> 00:27:22,465 So... 357 00:27:22,465 --> 00:27:24,654 want to go get some breakfast? 358 00:27:29,554 --> 00:27:33,412 They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons, 359 00:27:33,412 --> 00:27:36,957 so he got me a gig in telemarketing. 360 00:27:36,748 --> 00:27:40,501 We were scamming pensioners out of their retirement money. 361 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:43,004 I lasted two weeks. ( chuckling ) 362 00:27:43,004 --> 00:27:45,297 - Waitress: Here you go. - Bernie: By that time... 363 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,382 I was really getting in deep. 364 00:27:47,278 --> 00:27:49,468 I owed one of the casinos over a hundred grand. 365 00:27:50,614 --> 00:27:53,429 I put Shelly in a really awkward position. 366 00:27:53,325 --> 00:27:55,619 I don't blame him for what he did. 367 00:27:55,619 --> 00:27:58,017 What? 368 00:27:58,017 --> 00:28:00,102 Your leg? 369 00:28:00,206 --> 00:28:02,708 He did that to you? 370 00:28:02,604 --> 00:28:05,940 - He shot you? - No. Baseball bat. 371 00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:08,547 - I got off easy. - What do you mean you "got off easy"? 372 00:28:08,443 --> 00:28:12,613 - I was out of control. - He maimed you, for fuck's sake! 373 00:28:12,509 --> 00:28:15,949 Listen to me. I'm grateful for what he did. 374 00:28:15,741 --> 00:28:18,451 I am absolutely serious. 375 00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:20,953 Anytime I get an urge to play off the clock 376 00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:23,039 or so much as drop a quarter in a slot, 377 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:25,645 I just reach down and feel what's left of my cartilage. 378 00:28:25,645 --> 00:28:30,858 - It's an excellent reminder. - Jesus Christ. 379 00:28:30,754 --> 00:28:33,360 I thought shit like that only happened in the movies. 380 00:28:34,611 --> 00:28:37,635 Anyway, Shelly and I worked out a repayment plan. 381 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:40,554 Six years offi the books at the Shangri-La cooling tables 382 00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:42,743 - and in five days... - Three. 383 00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:44,829 ( screaming ) Oh! Oh, shit. 384 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,080 Man: Oh, my God! Now? Are you sure? 385 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,520 I'm going into labor. Yeah, I'm going into labor. 386 00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,188 ( howls ) Ow-ww! 387 00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:53,899 Deep breaths, deep breaths. Stay very calm. 388 00:28:53,795 --> 00:28:56,714 Okay, everybody, we're having a baby, we're having a baby. 389 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,695 ( screaming ) 390 00:28:58,591 --> 00:29:01,093 You fucking cocksucker! 391 00:29:01,093 --> 00:29:03,491 Who puts their bag in the middle of the fucking thing 392 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,889 so a pregnant woman can trip over it? 393 00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:08,078 ( brief scream ) 394 00:29:07,974 --> 00:29:10,476 - Mikey? - Bernie. 395 00:29:10,372 --> 00:29:13,082 Mikey: I guess you're gonna be a grandfather, Bernie. 396 00:29:12,978 --> 00:29:15,689 Bernie: Huh. Is this you? 397 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:17,878 Hey, what the fuck, it runs. 398 00:29:19,964 --> 00:29:21,840 Here, sit down. 399 00:29:21,736 --> 00:29:23,508 - You all right? - Yeah. 400 00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:26,428 - Anyway, we've got to get out of here. - Hey, Mikey. 401 00:29:26,219 --> 00:29:28,304 How's your mom doing? 402 00:29:29,347 --> 00:29:31,536 I'm gonna pretend like you give a shit 403 00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:34,977 and tell you she's getting by as long as she's high. 404 00:29:39,355 --> 00:29:42,275 Her name is Charlene, in case you were wondering. 405 00:29:44,777 --> 00:29:46,549 Hey, when's the last time you saw a doctor? 406 00:29:46,549 --> 00:29:49,364 About six months ago, back in Jersey. 407 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:52,283 I wasn't about to go back there after they treated me like cattle. 408 00:29:52,179 --> 00:29:55,620 Just 'cause I had no insurance, you know? 409 00:29:55,515 --> 00:29:58,018 All those places are crawling with TB from them spics. 410 00:30:01,562 --> 00:30:03,752 Listen, Mikey, if you want to... 411 00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:05,837 why don't you drop by the Bettor Life Motel, 412 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,965 give us a chance to... to catch up? 413 00:30:08,965 --> 00:30:11,884 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do that. 414 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:14,907 Play catch up, for the kid's sake. 415 00:30:14,803 --> 00:30:16,471 ( car engine roars ) 416 00:30:16,367 --> 00:30:19,808 ( loud rock music plays on stereo ) 417 00:30:31,172 --> 00:30:33,361 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 418 00:30:33,361 --> 00:30:36,280 Dealer: $100 minimum table, sir. 419 00:30:38,157 --> 00:30:41,806 No offense, pal, but there's 20 other tables here. 420 00:30:41,702 --> 00:30:43,891 What do you want to come sit on my head for? 421 00:30:43,891 --> 00:30:46,706 I'm just gonna play one hand. I'm feeling lucky tonight. 422 00:30:46,706 --> 00:30:49,104 I've got this voice in my head that says, "This is the table." 423 00:30:51,606 --> 00:30:54,630 - lnsurance? - No. 424 00:31:02,553 --> 00:31:06,619 Oh, yes! Yes, yes! ( laughing ) 425 00:31:10,998 --> 00:31:13,188 Busto! Mel, what's happening to you? 426 00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:31,224 Player: Oh, yeah, welcome to Mel's house. 427 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,925 Player: Hey, where are you going? Stick around, pal. 428 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,010 You and me, we make a great team. Hey! 429 00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:53,431 What was that? 430 00:31:53,327 --> 00:31:55,621 I mean, what the fuck gives? Is it McGann? 431 00:31:55,516 --> 00:31:58,853 The guy's been with me 1 2 years. He's as stand-up as my fucking dick. 432 00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:01,042 Maybe he's having money problems. I'm gonna pull him. 433 00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:03,127 - No, no, no. - Was he counting them? 434 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:05,629 - The mook with the streak? - Is there a problem? 435 00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:08,132 No, there's no problem. Fella's on a streak, is all. 436 00:32:08,132 --> 00:32:11,155 Let me guess, this is one of your "coolers"? 437 00:32:12,093 --> 00:32:15,325 Why don't you announce it to the whole fucking joint while you're at it? 438 00:32:15,221 --> 00:32:18,766 They told me that you were a sticker for the old ways, but coolers? 439 00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:22,832 What is this guy, really? A car mechanic? Some kind of shill? 440 00:32:22,623 --> 00:32:25,021 'Cause he doesn't look too effective to me. 441 00:32:27,315 --> 00:32:31,381 - He's the best. Take it from me. - All right. Sure. Whatever. 442 00:32:31,381 --> 00:32:34,613 There are ways-- subtle ways-- 443 00:32:34,509 --> 00:32:36,907 that we can keep the odds in our favor. 444 00:32:36,803 --> 00:32:41,077 I'm talking about more forward-thinking methods. 445 00:32:40,869 --> 00:32:43,475 I'm sure you've got a whole prospectus on the subject, right? 446 00:32:43,371 --> 00:32:46,916 Well, as a matter of fact, yeah, I do. 447 00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:49,001 For instance, I can tell you right off the bat 448 00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:52,546 the wallpaper's not gonna cut it. It's too uplifting. 449 00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:55,048 I would suggest going with some more muted tones. 450 00:32:55,048 --> 00:32:57,237 - Wallpaper? - Yeah. And personally, 451 00:32:57,133 --> 00:33:00,678 I think the cocktail waitresses could pop another button or two. 452 00:33:00,573 --> 00:33:03,910 Myself, I wouldn't hire anything less than a "C" cup. 453 00:33:05,056 --> 00:33:07,037 - You know what that is? - No. 454 00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:09,748 It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, 455 00:33:09,644 --> 00:33:13,397 but recorded at a subsonic level is a mantra. 456 00:33:13,397 --> 00:33:17,984 "Lose... Iose... Iose." 457 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,382 We're just skimming the surface, Shelly. 458 00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:23,719 We really need to talk. 459 00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:26,951 Shelly? 460 00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:30,078 You better come quick. 461 00:33:57,811 --> 00:34:00,313 Contact his daughter and assist with the arrangements. 462 00:34:00,313 --> 00:34:03,128 The Shangri-La will cover all expenses. 463 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,464 - What about the Paradise? - She's going dark tonight. 464 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,801 Er, that won't be necessary. 465 00:34:15,743 --> 00:34:18,558 - ~ Can I steal a little love? ~ - ( applause, screaming ) 466 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:22,103 ~ Can I steal a little love? ~ 467 00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:27,420 ~ Cool me honey, I'm on fire ~ 468 00:34:27,212 --> 00:34:30,861 ~ To steal your love is my desire ~ 469 00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:34,406 ~ Hug me, squeeze me, till I'm red ~ 470 00:34:35,969 --> 00:34:39,097 ~ Till my eyes bug out my head ~ 471 00:34:39,097 --> 00:34:43,267 ~ Coo me, woo me, turtledove ~ 472 00:34:43,059 --> 00:34:47,751 ~ Can I steal a little love? ~ 473 00:34:47,646 --> 00:34:51,921 ~ Please tell me, why are you driving me crazy? ~ 474 00:34:52,859 --> 00:34:56,404 ~ Why do I dig you like I do? ~ 475 00:34:56,404 --> 00:35:00,783 ~ If I should steal a little kiss, and you can prove that it was wrong ~ 476 00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:03,494 ~ Then I'll give it back to you ~ 477 00:35:03,494 --> 00:35:05,996 ~ Honey, baby with a smile ~ 478 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,540 ~ I can walk you down the aisle ~ 479 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,066 ~ I won't even need a shove ~ 480 00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:19,132 ~ Can I steal a little love? ~ 481 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:24,449 Young lady, over here. You want to give it a shot? 482 00:35:24,345 --> 00:35:27,890 - Yeah. Come here. - Five for $1. 483 00:35:29,037 --> 00:35:31,956 - Thanks, Bernie. - Good luck. 484 00:35:31,956 --> 00:35:33,207 Are you ready? 485 00:35:34,145 --> 00:35:35,813 Shit. 486 00:35:36,856 --> 00:35:39,775 All right, double fisted. ( laughing ) 487 00:35:41,548 --> 00:35:43,946 - Damn! - Too bad. Better luck next time. 488 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:46,031 - You want to try again? - Yes. 489 00:35:46,031 --> 00:35:49,576 - No, no, no. Thank you. - Thanks. 490 00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:53,120 - What? - Nothing. 491 00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:56,352 - What? - You're an easy mark, is all. 492 00:35:56,248 --> 00:35:59,376 - I'm an easy mark? - You know where that comes from? 493 00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:01,565 No. 494 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:04,901 Years ago, Shelly and me were working Coney lsland for the summer 495 00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:09,385 and when I'd see a guy who had a full wallet and was willing to open it up, 496 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,365 I'd mark him with chalk. 497 00:36:11,365 --> 00:36:13,659 I'd put it on my hand and go something like, 498 00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:16,578 "Hey, man, good work." "Hey, buddy, how you doing?" 499 00:36:16,578 --> 00:36:18,768 What the guy didn't realize 500 00:36:18,768 --> 00:36:20,853 was that when he walked down the way... 501 00:36:20,853 --> 00:36:24,815 Shelly could spot him a mile off. An easy mark. 502 00:36:25,857 --> 00:36:28,464 Thanks a lot, Bernie. 503 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,757 I've got to sit. 504 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,647 ( softly ) Hi. 505 00:36:50,462 --> 00:36:52,652 ( chuckles ) 506 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:02,035 - You okay? - Yeah. 507 00:37:07,248 --> 00:37:10,897 Did you notice, last night, that tattoo on my butt? 508 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:13,086 - Little Joe? - Yeah. 509 00:37:13,086 --> 00:37:16,318 Yeah, two 2's. "Little Joe." 510 00:37:21,427 --> 00:37:24,033 I had a son. 511 00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:26,848 His name was Joe. 512 00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:30,706 I was his mother for one year. 513 00:37:30,602 --> 00:37:33,521 - You don't have to tell me this. - No, I want to, Bernie. 514 00:37:36,961 --> 00:37:40,193 I gave my son up for adoption. 515 00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:47,908 I just wanted my life back. 516 00:37:49,681 --> 00:37:52,079 I was 17 going on 18 517 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:55,519 and I was so fucking selfish. 518 00:37:57,813 --> 00:38:00,732 My family didn't want nothing to do with me after that, 519 00:38:00,524 --> 00:38:03,339 so I hitched a ride out here 520 00:38:03,339 --> 00:38:06,049 and thought I'd make it as a showgirl. 521 00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:09,907 10 years later... 522 00:38:11,262 --> 00:38:15,328 I'd like to think that if it happened when I was older, 523 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,622 with a guy that I cared about, 524 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:22,522 that it would have been different, you know? 525 00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:28,777 I think about my little Joe sometimes and I do know I did the right thing. 526 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:31,697 I'm convinced of that. 527 00:38:38,056 --> 00:38:39,829 ( gasping ) 528 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,710 Natalie... 529 00:38:52,236 --> 00:38:54,842 I think... 530 00:38:54,738 --> 00:38:57,657 I think I could kick your ass at the dime toss. 531 00:39:10,168 --> 00:39:12,566 ( lightly sobbing ) 532 00:39:14,859 --> 00:39:19,343 ( gasping ) 533 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:53,331 ~ You may not be an angel ~ 534 00:39:55,729 --> 00:40:00,837 ~ 'Cause angels are so few ~ 535 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:09,386 ~ But until the day that one comes along... ~ 536 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:14,182 - Would you do something for me? - ~ I'll string along with you... ~ 537 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,746 - ( banging ) - Bernie: Yeah! 538 00:40:15,642 --> 00:40:18,248 ( yells ) Yeah! Yeah! 539 00:40:18,144 --> 00:40:19,916 - Natalie: Bernie! - Yes! 540 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:22,314 ( groaning, banging on wall ) 541 00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:24,400 Natalie: Oh, yeah. 542 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,589 - ( slapping ) - Bernie: Ow! Ow! Jesus, ow. 543 00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:28,987 - Natalie: Oh, yeah! - ( Bernie groaning ) 544 00:40:28,883 --> 00:40:31,281 - Bernie, let's do it up the ass. - Okay. 545 00:40:31,176 --> 00:40:33,470 - Please, please? - Okay, okay. 546 00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,659 - No, my ass! - Oh! 547 00:40:35,555 --> 00:40:38,162 ~ And until the day that one comes along... ~ 548 00:40:38,162 --> 00:40:41,394 - ( Natalie laughing ) - Yes! 549 00:40:41,394 --> 00:40:43,687 ( Bernie groans ) 550 00:40:47,128 --> 00:40:49,421 Man: Shut the fuck up in there! 551 00:40:49,421 --> 00:40:52,132 ( banging ) Did we wake you? 552 00:40:52,132 --> 00:40:55,885 ~ For every little fault that you have ~ 553 00:40:59,013 --> 00:41:04,018 ~ See, I've got three or four ~ 554 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:11,837 ~ The human little faults you do have ~ 555 00:41:15,486 --> 00:41:21,741 ~ Just make me love you more... ~ 556 00:41:40,612 --> 00:41:43,531 I have to pee. I'm always peeing. 557 00:41:51,559 --> 00:41:53,123 Hey. 558 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,981 How did you get in here? 559 00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:59,691 I told the desk clerk Bernie was my old man. 560 00:41:59,587 --> 00:42:02,819 He let us wait inside. Is that cool with you? 561 00:42:02,611 --> 00:42:05,738 Bernie is out looking for a parking space. 562 00:42:05,738 --> 00:42:08,345 I must have taken the last one. 563 00:42:10,638 --> 00:42:13,036 - I didn't get your name. - Natalie, Mikey. 564 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:21,273 Tell me something, Natalie, is he paying you? 565 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:25,443 Excuse me? 566 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:28,675 My old man, is he renting your ass? 567 00:42:28,571 --> 00:42:31,177 Because, otherwise, I just don't get it. 568 00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:33,262 I mean, a loser like my pops 569 00:42:33,158 --> 00:42:36,077 in the company of some primo tits and ass? 570 00:42:37,746 --> 00:42:40,039 It don't compute. 571 00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:49,422 Is this enough to get me a little taste? 572 00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:53,697 Family discount? 573 00:42:55,261 --> 00:42:58,389 - Are you kidding me? - No, baby. 574 00:42:59,431 --> 00:43:02,559 - Mikey! - Hey, Bernie. 575 00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:04,644 I told you we was gonna stop by. 576 00:43:04,644 --> 00:43:07,772 I thought you'd call ahead first. We were at breakfast. 577 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,961 Hey. Hey. 578 00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:15,487 You missed some. 579 00:43:15,487 --> 00:43:17,572 Hey, that's nice. 580 00:43:17,468 --> 00:43:19,344 - Hi. - Hi. 581 00:43:26,330 --> 00:43:29,770 You see, Bernie, the thing is... 582 00:43:31,543 --> 00:43:33,732 we're kind of strapped. 583 00:43:33,628 --> 00:43:37,068 I mean, Charly here is expecting like yesterday. 584 00:43:37,068 --> 00:43:41,656 And we don't have the dough to make with the right nutrition for her and all. 585 00:43:41,447 --> 00:43:45,409 So I was wondering if you would like to invest a little... 586 00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:49,475 maybe in your grandchild's future, his well-being. 587 00:44:09,388 --> 00:44:13,037 It's almost three grand. That's all I got. 588 00:44:12,829 --> 00:44:15,331 That's-- that's very generous. 589 00:44:15,227 --> 00:44:18,459 Bless you, Bernie. You want to feel it? 590 00:44:18,354 --> 00:44:20,752 You know, I really-- I don't think... 591 00:44:21,691 --> 00:44:25,861 Oh-- I just felt a kick. Come on, Bernie, give me your hand. 592 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:30,970 - You feel that? - I don't know. I think so. 593 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:33,159 - Hey, we'll catch you later, Bernie. - Okay. 594 00:44:33,159 --> 00:44:35,557 Thanks. 595 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,415 Take care, Dad. 596 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:44,836 New Shangri-La Hotel and Casino. We break ground on her in six months. 597 00:44:44,627 --> 00:44:47,338 She's perfect. Three floors of gaming, 598 00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:50,466 Imax theater, entertainment center, 599 00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:54,845 boutiques, restaurants, roller coaster. You name it, we've got it. 600 00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:57,660 She pays for herself in three years. After that, it's easy money. 601 00:44:57,555 --> 00:45:00,266 Isn't she great, Shell? 602 00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:08,815 In "Lost Horizon, " these people, their plane crashes in the Himalayas 603 00:45:08,711 --> 00:45:10,900 and they get rescued, 604 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:15,175 Taken to this utopia in the mountains, Shangri-La. 605 00:45:16,635 --> 00:45:19,241 It's beautiful. 606 00:45:19,241 --> 00:45:22,473 Totally isolated, untouched by the outside world. 607 00:45:22,473 --> 00:45:26,852 No war, no greed, no bullshit. 608 00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:29,354 Time has slowed down. 609 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:34,359 You never age. It's paradise. 610 00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:39,571 You see, that's what Shangri-La is. It's paradise. 611 00:45:39,363 --> 00:45:41,969 Yeah, we've seen the movie, Shelly. What's your point? 612 00:45:41,969 --> 00:45:44,472 My point is, you don't fuck with paradise. 613 00:45:44,472 --> 00:45:48,642 Come on. Jesus, Shelly. Hey, we're not trying to fuck with it. 614 00:45:48,433 --> 00:45:50,727 - We're trying to make it better. - How? 615 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:54,168 How you gonna make it better? It's perfect just the way it is. 616 00:45:54,063 --> 00:45:56,565 It's the last of its kind. It's pure. 617 00:45:56,461 --> 00:45:59,276 This-- this is a fucking mockery. 618 00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:03,342 How is it a mockery, Shelly? It's right out of the movie. 619 00:46:03,134 --> 00:46:05,323 Who's talking about a movie? 620 00:46:05,219 --> 00:46:08,034 This is not a movie. This is my fucking life. 621 00:46:09,285 --> 00:46:11,683 Let me ask you one question, where are you gonna be 622 00:46:11,683 --> 00:46:13,664 when they decide to change it back? 623 00:46:13,664 --> 00:46:17,730 When people want the real Vegas again, before all this "Epcot Center" bullshit? 624 00:46:17,626 --> 00:46:20,545 Who's gonna give it to them? You? I don't think so. 625 00:46:21,483 --> 00:46:25,758 You know who? The same fucks who started this in the first place. 626 00:46:25,653 --> 00:46:28,573 You know what's gonna happen? It's gonna come around full circle 627 00:46:28,468 --> 00:46:31,388 and bite you on the fucking ass, take my words for it. 628 00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:34,828 Shelly, you make some good points, huh? 629 00:46:34,620 --> 00:46:38,269 Maybe we'll swing back the other way someday. Who the hell knows? 630 00:46:38,164 --> 00:46:42,335 But for now, this moment, I suggest we shoot the dice. 631 00:46:43,273 --> 00:46:46,818 My friend, I think you should take some time 632 00:46:46,609 --> 00:46:48,903 just to think things through. 633 00:46:48,903 --> 00:46:53,595 I know this is a lot to digest, I know that. 634 00:47:02,874 --> 00:47:07,565 Wait up a second. What do you say? 635 00:47:07,461 --> 00:47:10,172 I thought we were gonna go eat. 636 00:47:12,674 --> 00:47:15,280 Why don't you try this table over here? It's a little less crowded. 637 00:47:15,176 --> 00:47:18,616 No, let's play here. It's my lucky table. I always play here. 638 00:47:18,512 --> 00:47:21,014 Come on, it's more private over here. 639 00:47:20,910 --> 00:47:23,204 Shelly, I'm a big guy. I know how to take care of myself. 640 00:47:23,204 --> 00:47:26,957 Go ahead. I know how to find you. Go ahead. Go eat. 641 00:47:28,938 --> 00:47:31,023 Here we go. Come on. 642 00:47:32,379 --> 00:47:35,611 - ( laughing ) - Stickman: Out! Seven, line away. 643 00:47:35,611 --> 00:47:38,008 - What the fuck? - Come on, "Pops." What the hell? 644 00:47:38,008 --> 00:47:40,302 I could have paid my mortgage with the money I just lost. 645 00:47:40,302 --> 00:47:42,909 File a grievance, all right? Shithead. 646 00:47:42,804 --> 00:47:45,098 Come on, give me two hot ones. 647 00:47:45,098 --> 00:47:48,121 Stickman: Come on, new shooter. 648 00:47:48,017 --> 00:47:50,311 Nicky: Give me 100 on right, 100 big yellow... 649 00:47:50,311 --> 00:47:52,813 Woman: All right, shooter. Come on. 650 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:58,026 Hey, hurry up, Gramps! Come on, your soup's getting cold, huh? 651 00:48:00,215 --> 00:48:03,760 - Stickman: Four, hard four. - Give me $25 yellow. 652 00:48:06,471 --> 00:48:08,556 Hey, "Uncle Palsy"... 653 00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:11,580 come on, throw them before you fucking keel over and die, old man. 654 00:48:11,475 --> 00:48:13,248 ( laughing ) 655 00:48:14,499 --> 00:48:16,271 Be there! 656 00:48:16,167 --> 00:48:19,920 Stickman: Seven, out. Line away. Thanks for the bets, folks. 657 00:48:19,712 --> 00:48:22,631 Don't take it so hard, Pops. Everybody craps out. 658 00:48:22,527 --> 00:48:24,925 ( laughs ) 659 00:48:28,678 --> 00:48:31,493 Now go fucking change your Depends. 660 00:48:32,848 --> 00:48:35,038 ( laughing ) 661 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,165 ( laughing ) 662 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,772 That's good. 663 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,653 Who's laughing now? Crack wise now, 664 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:49,738 you fucking "Ken doll," 665 00:48:49,634 --> 00:48:54,742 no-dick, suburbanite, fucking scum. 666 00:48:54,638 --> 00:48:57,453 Huh? Now how's that for a game? 667 00:48:57,349 --> 00:48:59,955 - Nicky, Nicky. Hey, it's all right. - Get the fuck out of here! 668 00:48:59,851 --> 00:49:02,666 - Disrespectful cocksucker! - ( Bernie whistles ) 669 00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:04,543 Nicky: How do you like the game so far? 670 00:49:09,755 --> 00:49:12,153 Nicky, Nicky, take it easy. 671 00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:15,802 Come on. Come on, come on! That ain't right! 672 00:49:15,698 --> 00:49:18,409 The guy fucked up my whole game. Who the fuck does he think he is? 673 00:49:18,305 --> 00:49:20,703 You're right. Forget about him, he's just a piece of shit. 674 00:49:20,598 --> 00:49:23,101 - Let me see your hand. - My hand is all right. 675 00:49:23,101 --> 00:49:26,958 I got news for you. I thought this joint had more fucking class, okay? 676 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:31,545 It used to be we didn't let a bum like that in this fucking place. 677 00:49:33,422 --> 00:49:35,611 Come on. 678 00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,956 This town... 679 00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:51,980 this town, you know, 680 00:49:51,876 --> 00:49:56,255 all-- all I want to do... 681 00:49:56,046 --> 00:49:58,340 is go some place where I can tell night from day, 682 00:49:58,235 --> 00:50:02,719 where they've got clocks on the walls. I can't breathe here anymore. 683 00:50:03,865 --> 00:50:07,306 Four days and I'm gone. I don't even know if I can hold out that long. 684 00:50:07,306 --> 00:50:10,538 So where does that leave us, Bernie? 685 00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:15,334 A week ago, 686 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:18,983 I couldn't even remember what it was like to have a woman's hands on me. 687 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:23,466 I still pinch myself. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up-- 688 00:50:25,447 --> 00:50:28,366 Come with me. Natalie, I want you to come with me. 689 00:50:28,262 --> 00:50:30,555 - God, Bernie. - I'm sorry. 690 00:50:30,451 --> 00:50:32,536 I didn't mean to spring it on you. 691 00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:36,081 I-- I've been working on this compatibility chart, okay? 692 00:50:35,977 --> 00:50:38,688 And it looks good, really it does. 693 00:50:38,688 --> 00:50:43,483 - So, what's the problem? - The problem is it's only good here. 694 00:50:44,422 --> 00:50:47,132 But that's just for now, for the immediate future. 695 00:50:47,132 --> 00:50:50,469 You know, when the planets realign... maybe next year... 696 00:50:50,469 --> 00:50:52,867 A year!? Natalie, I can't wait another year. 697 00:50:52,867 --> 00:50:55,056 I can't-- 698 00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:08,714 I can't go, Bernie. 699 00:51:19,869 --> 00:51:22,893 - Hi, Doris. - Hey. 700 00:51:36,968 --> 00:51:39,366 Oh, shit. Just a second. 701 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:43,432 Hostess on P.A.: Chang, party of 15, your table is ready. 702 00:51:43,223 --> 00:51:45,413 Chang, party of 1 5. 703 00:51:45,308 --> 00:51:47,706 ( group cheering ) 704 00:51:52,711 --> 00:51:54,796 - Woman: All right. - Man: Come on, papa-to-be! 705 00:51:54,692 --> 00:51:57,298 Come on, y'all. I want to send my baby to college. 706 00:51:57,298 --> 00:51:59,592 Six and a three, five and a four. Let's go. 707 00:51:59,487 --> 00:52:01,781 ( group cheers ) 708 00:52:01,677 --> 00:52:05,951 This is for our baby's future. Don't "blow " it. 709 00:52:06,786 --> 00:52:08,975 - This is for you. - ( laughing ) 710 00:52:08,871 --> 00:52:11,894 This one's on the line for the guys with bowties, 711 00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:14,813 - with shoes. - Charlene: Oh, yeah. 712 00:52:14,709 --> 00:52:18,879 Dealer's got shoes. The point's nine. 713 00:52:18,775 --> 00:52:21,069 Let's get that. A six and a three, a five and a four, 714 00:52:21,069 --> 00:52:23,780 Let's do it. Can we get it? Can we get it? Come on. 715 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:26,282 - We got a shooter. - ( cheering ) 716 00:52:27,846 --> 00:52:29,618 Hi, Bernie. 717 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:32,120 Man: Fucking rock star! 718 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,414 ( Mikey chuckles ) Give me them dice back. 719 00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:37,542 Okay, pay me, moron, pay me. Come on! 720 00:52:37,437 --> 00:52:40,461 - Mikey: $9,000, $9,000. - Give him $9,000. 721 00:52:40,357 --> 00:52:42,755 Mikey: We're on a streak here. Move it, move it, move it. 722 00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:44,214 Charlene: God bless you all. 723 00:52:44,214 --> 00:52:47,342 Mikey: Point is nine. Point is nine. 724 00:52:47,238 --> 00:52:51,408 Let me get all the hard ways for "Team Moron" here, okay? All right. 725 00:52:51,408 --> 00:52:55,891 - Charlene: This is great! - Mikey: For you guys, all right? 726 00:52:55,787 --> 00:52:57,663 - Here we go. - Charlene: Come on. 727 00:52:57,663 --> 00:53:00,166 - Six and three. Five and four. - Charlene: This is for the baby. 728 00:53:00,061 --> 00:53:02,668 Mikey: Come on. 729 00:53:02,564 --> 00:53:05,379 ( all cheering ) 730 00:53:09,028 --> 00:53:11,425 Charlene: Oh, oh, careful! 731 00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:13,928 Come on, guys, with the cigarettes. We've got a pregnant woman here. 732 00:53:13,928 --> 00:53:17,055 Put them out. I'm winning you guys money. Come on! 733 00:53:16,951 --> 00:53:19,662 Come on. All right. 734 00:53:19,558 --> 00:53:22,268 What gives? 735 00:53:22,164 --> 00:53:26,647 He's up 18,000 since I stepped up to the table. 736 00:53:26,543 --> 00:53:28,941 Sorry, Shelly. I'm kind of hit-or-miss these days. 737 00:53:28,837 --> 00:53:32,173 - $9,000, $9,000. Oh, baby. - Oh, my God. 738 00:53:32,173 --> 00:53:35,092 Oh, my God. I can feel a kick. 739 00:53:36,656 --> 00:53:39,158 ( Shelly thinking ) Fucking amateurs. 740 00:53:39,054 --> 00:53:41,869 Charlene: Let's get it. Let's get it! 741 00:53:41,869 --> 00:53:45,309 - ( group moans ) - Stickman: Nope. That's it. Line away. 742 00:53:47,186 --> 00:53:51,148 Guys, I thank you. My pregnant wife thanks you. 743 00:53:51,043 --> 00:53:54,588 My unborn child thanks you very much, okay? 744 00:53:54,484 --> 00:53:56,778 Color me up, will you? 745 00:53:56,778 --> 00:53:58,967 And keep one of these little blue ones for yourself. 746 00:53:58,967 --> 00:54:01,157 Thank you very much. 747 00:54:12,104 --> 00:54:14,397 That's quite a run you had there, champ. 748 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:17,525 ( laughing ) Oh, yeah, lucky! 749 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:20,340 - Lucky night, I guess, huh? - It's so exciting to watch, too. 750 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,051 If you don't mind, I'd like to settle this in my office. 751 00:54:22,946 --> 00:54:25,136 I don't like to lay out that kind of cash on the floor. 752 00:54:26,178 --> 00:54:29,932 We'll go up there, relax a bit, have a drink, name your poison, 753 00:54:29,827 --> 00:54:32,121 a little apple juice for the mother-to-be here. 754 00:54:36,396 --> 00:54:39,106 - Seriously? - Yeah. 755 00:54:41,609 --> 00:54:44,945 - Should I take this stuff with me? - No. 756 00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:53,181 ( softly ) Yeah... 757 00:54:58,811 --> 00:55:02,877 Okay, that is not how I propose we handle this. 758 00:55:02,773 --> 00:55:05,484 We turn this matter over to the authorities. 759 00:55:05,484 --> 00:55:07,569 They'll be blacklisted, their credit ruined-- 760 00:55:07,465 --> 00:55:10,071 Then, I suppose I should stick a fucking lollipop in their mouths 761 00:55:09,967 --> 00:55:12,156 for the ride home, huh? 762 00:55:12,052 --> 00:55:14,867 Let me tell you something, "Harvard," come upstairs with me in my office, 763 00:55:14,867 --> 00:55:19,454 watch and learn how to protect your investments the old-school way. 764 00:55:28,108 --> 00:55:30,401 Fuck. 765 00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:40,723 Mikey: Ow, ow, ow... ow! 766 00:55:40,723 --> 00:55:42,912 Shelly: All right. Here we go everybody. Let's go. 767 00:55:42,912 --> 00:55:47,500 Shelly? Shelly! Shelly, wait a second. 768 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,793 Charlene: Get offi me! No! 769 00:55:49,689 --> 00:55:53,547 Shelly, wait. Wait! Don't, don't. Don't do this. 770 00:55:53,338 --> 00:55:55,528 Stay out of this, Bernie. It's got nothing to do with you. 771 00:55:55,423 --> 00:55:57,717 It's got everything to do with me. He's my son. 772 00:55:57,613 --> 00:56:00,011 Him? This little prick is your son? 773 00:56:00,011 --> 00:56:02,826 - Pop, you've got to help me out here. - Shut up! 774 00:56:02,721 --> 00:56:06,579 What are you talking about? Wait, wait. Are you in on this? 775 00:56:06,475 --> 00:56:07,934 - Huh? - What!? 776 00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:10,436 I asked you a fucking question. You come clean with me now. 777 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:12,834 No! For God's sake, what's the matter with you? 778 00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:15,962 I didn't know nothing about this! 779 00:56:17,943 --> 00:56:20,654 Shithead here is your son? 780 00:56:21,801 --> 00:56:24,094 ( Charlene moans ) 781 00:56:26,284 --> 00:56:28,577 Let me ask you a question. 782 00:56:28,473 --> 00:56:30,662 How much you think their two lives are worth? 783 00:56:30,662 --> 00:56:34,416 Myself, I don't think they're worth piss, but hey, he ain't my kid. 784 00:56:34,207 --> 00:56:37,335 This shithead was up 150 G's down there. 785 00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:40,567 That's 150 grand that somebody's got to account for. 786 00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:44,112 What do you say you cover them both, 75 apiece, huh? 787 00:56:44,007 --> 00:56:46,822 Come on, Shelly. They didn't get away with the money. 788 00:56:46,718 --> 00:56:49,325 - You haven't lost nothing. - Go to work. 789 00:56:49,220 --> 00:56:52,348 - Mikey: Pop! Pop! - No, wait! Come on! 790 00:56:52,244 --> 00:56:54,433 - Jesus! - Wait. 791 00:56:55,997 --> 00:56:58,812 Bernie: All right, all right. God damn it. All right. 792 00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:01,940 All right, all right. I'm good for it. $150 G's. 793 00:57:01,731 --> 00:57:05,172 - I'm good for it. - ( Charlene moaning ) 794 00:57:05,068 --> 00:57:07,570 - Natalie: It's all right, honey. - Oh, my God, the contractions. 795 00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:09,968 - I need to go to the hospital. - Come on, Shelly. 796 00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:13,408 Oh, for God's sake, Shelly. Will you help her out? 797 00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,327 - That's my grandkid. - ( screams ) 798 00:57:16,119 --> 00:57:18,621 Oh, my God, that's right. That's Bernie's grandchild in there. 799 00:57:18,621 --> 00:57:20,915 You all right, sweetheart? You need to go to the hospital, huh? 800 00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:23,104 - Uh-huh. - I'll bet you do. 801 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,398 ( screaming ) 802 00:57:25,294 --> 00:57:27,379 - Jesus! - Charlene! 803 00:57:27,275 --> 00:57:29,985 ( ripping, screams ) 804 00:57:31,132 --> 00:57:33,321 Hey, everybody look, It's a boy! 805 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:38,117 Oh, can you believe this? Bernie, you have a grandson! 806 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:41,975 ( laughter ) 807 00:57:41,975 --> 00:57:44,998 Shelly: Bernie's got a little grandson! 808 00:57:44,998 --> 00:57:48,856 Isn't he cute? Isn't he cute? I think he looks like you, Bernie. 809 00:57:48,647 --> 00:57:52,296 - What do you think? - ( laughter continues ) 810 00:58:01,575 --> 00:58:06,058 A nice healthy grandson. Want to hold your grandson, Bernie? Huh? 811 00:58:05,954 --> 00:58:10,125 Break out the champagne, everybody. Bernie's a grandfather. 812 00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:16,484 You still want to make good on this? 813 00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:19,508 If you want to change your mind, I don't blame you. 814 00:58:22,948 --> 00:58:25,242 I'll make it up to you, Pop. I swear. 815 00:58:33,478 --> 00:58:35,772 I'm good for it. 816 00:58:39,317 --> 00:58:42,132 - All right, up on the table, right now! - Mikey: Whoa, whoa whoa-- 817 00:58:42,132 --> 00:58:44,947 Wait a second. Shelly, we had a deal! 818 00:58:44,947 --> 00:58:47,449 $150 G's buys their lives. 819 00:58:47,449 --> 00:58:50,055 This is a little slap on the wrist to remember me by. 820 00:58:49,951 --> 00:58:52,558 - Mikey: Wait, wait. - Bernie: No, no! 821 00:58:52,453 --> 00:58:56,207 - ( screams ) - Jesus, Shelly, no! 822 00:58:56,102 --> 00:58:58,396 - Come on. - ( screaming ) 823 00:59:02,879 --> 00:59:05,277 ( howls, cries ) 824 00:59:10,907 --> 00:59:14,660 Fuck! I brought this on myself. 825 00:59:14,452 --> 00:59:17,371 I planted the seeds. 826 00:59:19,143 --> 00:59:22,063 When Angela had run off with Mikey, I didn't-- 827 00:59:23,418 --> 00:59:26,024 I never made-- 828 00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:29,673 I never made an effort to get back in his life. 829 00:59:29,569 --> 00:59:32,593 I figured... 830 00:59:32,593 --> 00:59:35,825 the kid don't need a fucking loser for a father. 831 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,848 And now it's come full circle. 832 00:59:38,744 --> 00:59:41,455 I give him the money, I open the door to all this. 833 00:59:41,455 --> 00:59:46,042 This-- I got this coming to me. This is-- this is payback. 834 00:59:47,397 --> 00:59:51,151 ( slow piano jazz music plays ) 835 00:59:59,908 --> 01:00:03,870 Are you done beating yourself up, Bernie? 836 01:00:03,870 --> 01:00:08,979 ~ My funny Valentine ~ 837 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:16,068 ~ Sweet comic Valentine ~ 838 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:18,570 ~ You... ~ 839 01:00:20,134 --> 01:00:26,077 ~ Make me smile with my heart ~ 840 01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:37,650 ~ Your looks are laughable ~ 841 01:00:39,213 --> 01:00:44,948 ~ Unphotographable ~ 842 01:00:44,739 --> 01:00:47,241 ~ Yet... ~ 843 01:00:47,137 --> 01:00:51,724 ~ You're my favorite work of art... ~ 844 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:54,852 Bernie... are you awake? 845 01:00:54,748 --> 01:00:57,980 ( brief grunt ) 846 01:01:02,254 --> 01:01:05,486 I think that... 847 01:01:06,842 --> 01:01:09,448 I love you. 848 01:01:10,387 --> 01:01:12,680 No. 849 01:01:13,723 --> 01:01:16,746 I don't think. 850 01:01:16,642 --> 01:01:20,187 I'm pretty sure of it. 851 01:01:23,002 --> 01:01:26,442 You blindsided me, Bernie Lootz. 852 01:01:28,006 --> 01:01:30,821 I never saw it coming. 853 01:01:30,717 --> 01:01:34,157 You shouldn't do that to a girl. 854 01:01:36,972 --> 01:01:39,475 There's so many things you don't know, 855 01:01:39,475 --> 01:01:42,394 that you should know. 856 01:01:43,228 --> 01:01:46,877 Oh, fuck, I don't want to ruin this. 857 01:01:49,483 --> 01:01:53,132 It-- it don't matter. 858 01:01:52,924 --> 01:01:55,739 It don't matter what you come clean about, 859 01:01:55,635 --> 01:01:58,867 it's not gonna change the way I feel about you. 860 01:01:58,762 --> 01:02:01,890 It's not. 861 01:02:03,871 --> 01:02:06,060 Natalie, l... 862 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:10,439 - I'd say it, but... - Say it, just say it. 863 01:02:10,335 --> 01:02:12,420 No, with my rotten luck-- 864 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:18,050 Don't-- fuck rotten luck, Bernie. That's over. 865 01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:24,723 I love you, Natalie. 866 01:02:29,206 --> 01:02:32,542 I really, really love you. 867 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,579 ( meowing ) 868 01:02:53,185 --> 01:02:54,540 ( meowing continues ) 869 01:02:54,436 --> 01:02:56,625 Trixie? 870 01:03:00,692 --> 01:03:03,089 You came back? 871 01:03:03,089 --> 01:03:05,279 ( Trixie meows ) 872 01:03:24,358 --> 01:03:26,860 ( uptempo music plays ) 873 01:03:34,575 --> 01:03:37,599 ~ What a day this has been ~ 874 01:03:37,495 --> 01:03:40,935 ~ What a rare mood I'm in ~ 875 01:03:40,831 --> 01:03:44,480 ~ Why, it's almost like being in love ~ 876 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,669 ( whistling ) 877 01:03:46,565 --> 01:03:50,110 ~ There's a smile on my face ~ 878 01:03:50,006 --> 01:03:53,759 ~ For the whole human race ~ 879 01:03:53,550 --> 01:03:58,763 ~ I would swear I am falling in love... ~ 880 01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:02,725 Tell Bernie to go to table six. 881 01:04:02,517 --> 01:04:05,123 ~ All the music of life seems to be ~ 882 01:04:05,019 --> 01:04:10,961 ~ Like a bell that is ringing for me ~ 883 01:04:10,857 --> 01:04:14,715 ~ And from the way that I feel ~ 884 01:04:14,506 --> 01:04:17,842 ~ When the bells start to peal ~ 885 01:04:17,842 --> 01:04:20,970 ~ I would swear I am falling ~ 886 01:04:20,866 --> 01:04:23,994 ~ I can swear that I'm falling ~ 887 01:04:23,889 --> 01:04:30,458 ~ Well, it's almost like being in love... ~ 888 01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:35,983 ( laughing ) 889 01:04:37,443 --> 01:04:41,926 Hostess on P.A.: Lovett, party of six, your table is ready. 890 01:04:41,718 --> 01:04:44,115 Duty calls. 891 01:04:46,096 --> 01:04:47,660 Bye. 892 01:04:48,807 --> 01:04:51,205 Yes! ( laughing ) 893 01:04:54,645 --> 01:04:56,939 ( people cheering, bells ringing ) 894 01:04:58,190 --> 01:05:00,588 ( woman squeals ) 895 01:05:06,844 --> 01:05:12,057 ~ All the music of life seems to be ~ 896 01:05:13,308 --> 01:05:19,459 ~ Like a bell that is ringing for me ~ 897 01:05:19,146 --> 01:05:22,795 ~ And from the way that I feel ~ 898 01:05:22,691 --> 01:05:25,714 ~ When the bells start to peal ~ 899 01:05:25,506 --> 01:05:28,634 ~ I would swear I am falling ~ 900 01:05:28,634 --> 01:05:31,553 ~ I can swear that I'm falling ~ 901 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:35,515 ~ Well, it's almost like being... ~ 902 01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:44,377 ~ Well, it's almost like being in love. ~ 903 01:05:48,755 --> 01:05:51,258 Hey, Shelly, check it out. The new "Mega Million." 904 01:05:51,153 --> 01:05:53,551 I call her "Marnie." 905 01:05:53,447 --> 01:05:55,532 You know, 'cause she's one frigid broad. 906 01:05:56,783 --> 01:05:59,494 You want to tell me what's going on out there? 907 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:01,996 - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know? 908 01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:05,749 We're down almost a mil out there. Doesn't that seem strange to you? 909 01:06:05,645 --> 01:06:08,669 I guess I'm having an off day. 910 01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:11,275 No, no, no. You don't have off days, Lootz. 911 01:06:11,275 --> 01:06:13,986 You're shitty luck incarnate. What's wrong? 912 01:06:13,986 --> 01:06:16,384 You coming down with something? You have this look about you. 913 01:06:16,279 --> 01:06:20,033 No, no, I'm fine. As a matter of fact, I've never been better. 914 01:06:19,824 --> 01:06:23,265 - Give it a shot. - What's that supposed to mean? 915 01:06:23,265 --> 01:06:27,018 She loves me, Shelly. She told me last night. Natalie. 916 01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:28,895 ( siren wails, bell rings ) 917 01:06:28,895 --> 01:06:31,501 Should I get her flowers or candy? 918 01:06:31,397 --> 01:06:34,525 What is happening to you? 919 01:06:34,316 --> 01:06:36,610 I think flowers. 920 01:06:36,610 --> 01:06:39,529 Sweet Jesus! You popped her cherries! 921 01:06:39,425 --> 01:06:41,093 Shut the fuck up! 922 01:06:41,093 --> 01:06:42,970 - Man: I'll stay. - Natalie: Scotch on the rocks. 923 01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:45,472 - Here you go, babe. - Thanks. 924 01:06:45,472 --> 01:06:47,974 Hi, Tone. 925 01:06:52,144 --> 01:06:54,438 ( knocking ) 926 01:06:56,732 --> 01:06:59,338 Hi, Shell. 927 01:06:59,234 --> 01:07:02,153 Do you believe those fucking kids yesterday? 928 01:07:02,049 --> 01:07:04,864 Don't worry about them, because you and I have other problems now. 929 01:07:05,906 --> 01:07:09,347 You have really fucked things up big time, let me tell you. 930 01:07:09,138 --> 01:07:12,162 I hired you to be his "cooze" companion, 931 01:07:12,057 --> 01:07:14,977 not the true love of his fucking life. 932 01:07:14,977 --> 01:07:17,166 But no, 933 01:07:17,062 --> 01:07:19,981 you have to go and get all profound on the poor schmuck. 934 01:07:19,877 --> 01:07:22,066 "l love you, Bernie." 935 01:07:22,066 --> 01:07:26,654 What the hell were you thinking? Those four words of endearment 936 01:07:26,549 --> 01:07:30,407 have cost this casino one million and counting today. 937 01:07:31,971 --> 01:07:34,681 I don't understand what that means. 938 01:07:36,245 --> 01:07:38,643 Lady Luck. 939 01:07:38,539 --> 01:07:40,416 You've heard of "Lady Luck," haven't you? 940 01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:44,169 - Yeah. - That's what's going on out there. 941 01:07:44,065 --> 01:07:47,088 Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick. 942 01:07:46,984 --> 01:07:49,069 He should have them throwing ice cubes right now, 943 01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:52,093 but instead I've got a meltdown on my hands. 944 01:07:51,988 --> 01:07:56,471 So here's the situation: you are out of his life, before he even gets home. 945 01:07:56,263 --> 01:07:58,869 Don't even tell him to his face. Leave him a note. 946 01:07:58,869 --> 01:08:02,206 I'm gonna make some calls and you're gonna be situated at another joint. 947 01:08:11,589 --> 01:08:13,778 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 948 01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:17,740 Excuse me? 949 01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:19,825 ( louder ) I said... 950 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:22,015 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 951 01:08:21,910 --> 01:08:25,038 It wasn't an act. 952 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,123 I meant it. 953 01:08:27,123 --> 01:08:29,938 - You love him? - Yeah. 954 01:08:29,834 --> 01:08:33,066 I love the schmuck. 955 01:08:33,066 --> 01:08:36,611 What the fuck is there to love? 956 01:08:36,506 --> 01:08:39,843 He's a loser. Always has been, always will be. 957 01:08:39,738 --> 01:08:43,909 I thought you were a smart cookie when I picked you out. 958 01:08:45,264 --> 01:08:48,913 You do not want to fuck with me. 959 01:08:48,809 --> 01:08:51,624 Because if you do, your next john 960 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:55,169 is going to be a fucking rattlesnake in the fucking desert. 961 01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:57,254 - Do you understand me? - Yeah. 962 01:08:57,150 --> 01:08:59,235 Get out of here. 963 01:08:59,130 --> 01:09:01,320 ( sobbing softly ) 964 01:09:16,124 --> 01:09:18,314 Hey, Natalie. 965 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,832 It doesn't matter. 966 01:10:23,475 --> 01:10:26,811 Man: Look. A six-card 21? 967 01:10:26,603 --> 01:10:30,148 - ( players moan ) - Man: Please! 968 01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:42,971 ( players moan ) 969 01:10:50,374 --> 01:10:53,814 ~ Can I steal a little love? ~ 970 01:10:53,606 --> 01:10:59,340 ~ Yeah, let me raid a little love. ~ 971 01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:03,614 ( applause, screams ) 972 01:11:03,614 --> 01:11:06,846 Thank you, thank you. You guys are too kind. 973 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:10,183 This next song I'd like to do for you is dedicated to a friend over there. 974 01:11:10,078 --> 01:11:11,642 Brianna, this one's for you. 975 01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:18,002 I want you to tell me the truth, Shelly. 976 01:11:17,898 --> 01:11:21,443 Did you say something to Natalie? Did you muscle her? 977 01:11:21,234 --> 01:11:24,987 Jesus, Bernie. Is that what you think? That I would fuck with your happiness? 978 01:11:24,883 --> 01:11:27,281 That hurts me. 979 01:11:29,679 --> 01:11:32,702 ( mutters ) I don't know. 980 01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:34,996 ( Capella singing ballad ) 981 01:11:34,892 --> 01:11:38,749 This guy is all flash. No soul. 982 01:11:38,645 --> 01:11:42,503 I miss Buddy. It's just not the same around here. 983 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:45,005 Buddy was tired. 984 01:11:45,005 --> 01:11:48,341 I gave him the easy way out. Things could have been so much worse. 985 01:11:48,133 --> 01:11:51,782 "Gave him the easy way out"? What are you talking about? He-- 986 01:11:56,995 --> 01:11:59,184 Buddy never would have taken the buyout. 987 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,269 He would have stuck to his guns right to the end. 988 01:12:01,165 --> 01:12:03,876 They would have ended up hurting him. I could not allow that to happen. 989 01:12:03,771 --> 01:12:06,169 Jesus. You-- 990 01:12:06,065 --> 01:12:09,923 you sit here and you justify it like you're Dr. Kevorkian or something? 991 01:12:09,714 --> 01:12:11,903 Hey, listen to me. 992 01:12:11,903 --> 01:12:13,989 I loved that son of a bitch, but his time was up. 993 01:12:13,884 --> 01:12:17,325 What was I supposed to do, leave him to those corporate fucking scumbags? 994 01:12:17,116 --> 01:12:20,765 What I did was a humanitarian thing, that I have no doubt about. 995 01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:26,395 And afterwards I held him in my arms and I cried like a fucking baby. 996 01:12:29,419 --> 01:12:31,191 What? 997 01:12:31,191 --> 01:12:35,779 What is this fucking look you're giving me now? What is that, huh? 998 01:12:41,617 --> 01:12:44,849 Televangelist: There are the sins of the flesh. 999 01:12:44,745 --> 01:12:48,289 There are the sins of the gambling halls... 1000 01:12:48,185 --> 01:12:51,938 - be it dice or in some cases, - ( knocking on door ) 1001 01:12:51,834 --> 01:12:54,649 "the devil's thumbpapers. " 1002 01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:28,220 Let's take off tonight. 1003 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:33,537 I can't do that. I have an obligation to Shelly. He-- 1004 01:13:33,537 --> 01:13:37,291 Fuck Shelly. 1005 01:13:37,186 --> 01:13:40,523 He doesn't give a shit about you, Bernie. 1006 01:13:45,423 --> 01:13:47,925 Let's just climb in your car 1007 01:13:47,821 --> 01:13:51,261 and drive the hell out of here tonight. 1008 01:13:54,493 --> 01:13:56,787 I can't do that, Natalie. 1009 01:13:56,683 --> 01:13:59,393 He'd come after me, 1010 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,896 because you're with me. 1011 01:14:03,459 --> 01:14:07,213 I can't have that on me. 1012 01:14:20,975 --> 01:14:23,164 ( softly ) Okay. 1013 01:14:23,164 --> 01:14:25,354 Okay. 1014 01:14:31,401 --> 01:14:33,694 - Stickman: Winner! - ( cheering ) 1015 01:14:40,888 --> 01:14:43,077 ( cheering ) 1016 01:15:15,189 --> 01:15:17,483 ( screaming ) 1017 01:15:19,568 --> 01:15:22,591 ( screaming ) Shelly! Shelly! 1018 01:15:22,591 --> 01:15:24,989 You have no fucking right! 1019 01:15:24,885 --> 01:15:29,577 Shelly, you got no fucking right! 1020 01:15:30,306 --> 01:15:33,851 Shelly, I tried. I couldn't do it. 1021 01:15:33,747 --> 01:15:36,562 Shelly-- Shelly-- 1022 01:15:36,562 --> 01:15:39,168 I can't leave, Shell. 1023 01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:42,296 Shell, I love him. Doesn't that mean anything to you? 1024 01:15:42,296 --> 01:15:44,694 You heartless fuck. 1025 01:15:47,405 --> 01:15:49,803 I thought-- 1026 01:15:52,722 --> 01:15:56,267 Bastard! I thought he was your friend. 1027 01:15:57,830 --> 01:16:02,418 Who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? 1028 01:16:02,314 --> 01:16:04,711 ( screaming ) You're nobody! 1029 01:16:04,711 --> 01:16:06,692 I could make you disappear like that 1030 01:16:06,797 --> 01:16:08,986 and not one fucking person would miss you. 1031 01:16:08,986 --> 01:16:12,844 - Not one fucking person! - Bernie would! 1032 01:16:13,678 --> 01:16:16,076 He loves me. 1033 01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:18,786 He loves me... 1034 01:16:18,786 --> 01:16:23,165 and that kills you, doesn't it, Shell? 1035 01:16:22,957 --> 01:16:26,814 That kills you! That kills you, doesn't it? 1036 01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:28,899 He was your only friend 1037 01:16:29,004 --> 01:16:31,610 and you crippled him. 1038 01:16:31,402 --> 01:16:33,695 You crippled him 1039 01:16:33,695 --> 01:16:37,136 and he still stood by you, but no more, Shell. 1040 01:16:36,927 --> 01:16:41,098 The only friends you've got now are the fucking guys on your payroll. 1041 01:16:40,993 --> 01:16:45,998 You don't own me anymore, Shelly, and you don't own Bernie. 1042 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:50,064 We're leaving here tonight. I am taking him 1043 01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:53,817 and there is not a fucking thing that you can do about it! 1044 01:16:53,608 --> 01:16:57,257 - And you will be all alone! - Is that right? 1045 01:16:57,153 --> 01:16:58,509 ( screaming ) 1046 01:17:00,281 --> 01:17:01,741 ( screaming ) 1047 01:17:02,679 --> 01:17:05,911 ( sobbing ) 1048 01:17:45,112 --> 01:17:47,510 I love him. 1049 01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,194 Natalie? 1050 01:18:32,445 --> 01:18:35,469 Don't turn the light on. I got a headache. 1051 01:18:36,303 --> 01:18:39,743 Did you take something? I've got aspirin, I've got-- 1052 01:18:39,743 --> 01:18:43,496 Yeah, I already took something. 1053 01:18:43,496 --> 01:18:45,582 What--? 1054 01:18:46,416 --> 01:18:48,918 Oh, shit. 1055 01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:53,714 Natalie, what-- what happened to the mirror? 1056 01:18:59,344 --> 01:19:01,220 - Natalie? - ( Natalie moans ) 1057 01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:04,974 No, Bernie, don't. Oh, shit-- Bernie! 1058 01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:07,267 Jesus Christ. 1059 01:19:07,163 --> 01:19:09,769 Natalie, who did this to you? We've got to call the police. 1060 01:19:09,665 --> 01:19:14,252 - I thought, "Easy money." - What are you talking about? 1061 01:19:14,044 --> 01:19:16,442 Shelly. 1062 01:19:19,674 --> 01:19:23,323 He paid me to get close to you, 1063 01:19:23,114 --> 01:19:26,659 to keep you around. 1064 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,691 Shelly...? 1065 01:19:39,796 --> 01:19:44,696 Yeah. Shelly. 1066 01:19:46,468 --> 01:19:49,909 You were right that first night. 1067 01:19:49,804 --> 01:19:53,453 I was for sale. 1068 01:19:54,705 --> 01:19:58,666 Bought and paid for. 1069 01:19:58,562 --> 01:20:01,377 You were the "easy mark," Bernie. 1070 01:20:06,277 --> 01:20:09,509 At first I thought that you were 1071 01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:12,845 just another way to make a quick buck, you know? 1072 01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:18,267 And then I started to take a closer look. 1073 01:20:20,873 --> 01:20:24,105 Andforthefirsttime, 1074 01:20:24,001 --> 01:20:27,546 you were somebody who wasn't trying to hustle me, 1075 01:20:28,693 --> 01:20:31,925 somebody who wasn't trying to pretend he was someone he wasn't. 1076 01:20:31,716 --> 01:20:36,825 Just a decent guy, trying to get back on track. 1077 01:20:39,223 --> 01:20:42,350 And it didn't hurt any that you put me up on a pedestal. 1078 01:20:42,350 --> 01:20:46,417 It sure puts the gutter in perspective. 1079 01:20:48,189 --> 01:20:50,795 Shelly paid you? 1080 01:20:53,715 --> 01:20:57,051 Shelly wants me gone. 1081 01:20:59,762 --> 01:21:02,785 He says I bring you luck. 1082 01:21:03,619 --> 01:21:06,121 "Lady Luck. " 1083 01:21:08,102 --> 01:21:12,064 I stayed to tell you to your face... 1084 01:21:12,064 --> 01:21:16,339 and I knew you wouldn't want me no more and I could just go. 1085 01:21:22,281 --> 01:21:25,618 We've got to get you to the hospital. We'll talk about this later. 1086 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:32,760 Tell me again, Bernie. Tell me everything's gonna be okay. 1087 01:22:32,551 --> 01:22:35,470 Everything's gonna be fine. 1088 01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:39,224 This is our time. This is you and me and we're going for it. 1089 01:22:39,119 --> 01:22:41,622 Oh, my God. 1090 01:22:44,332 --> 01:22:46,313 Hey. 1091 01:22:46,209 --> 01:22:50,066 You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it. 1092 01:22:50,066 --> 01:22:52,152 Look in my eyes. 1093 01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:54,862 I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need. 1094 01:22:54,862 --> 01:22:57,677 You look into my eyes, Natalie. 1095 01:23:07,478 --> 01:23:10,605 Bernie, Bernie, wait, wait. 1096 01:23:10,501 --> 01:23:12,690 Your chart that first night-- 1097 01:23:12,586 --> 01:23:16,548 I wasn't being straight with you. It is the worst chart I've ever seen. 1098 01:23:16,444 --> 01:23:18,737 There's nothing in the cards for you, I'm telling you. 1099 01:23:18,737 --> 01:23:21,761 No, don't you see? That was before. 1100 01:23:21,761 --> 01:23:24,263 That was before you opened up your heart to me. 1101 01:23:24,159 --> 01:23:28,538 Everything's different now. I got Lady Luck on my side. 1102 01:23:28,433 --> 01:23:31,040 Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1103 01:23:30,936 --> 01:23:33,125 Wait. 1104 01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:36,253 Here. Look, I got $3,000 he paid me. 1105 01:23:36,148 --> 01:23:38,651 Maybe Shelly will take it as a down payment, 1106 01:23:38,651 --> 01:23:41,049 and we can pay in installments, when we get settled, okay? 1107 01:23:40,944 --> 01:23:44,593 - I don't think $3,000-- - Come on, take it, Bernie! 1108 01:23:53,143 --> 01:23:55,853 ( Shelly talking ) 1109 01:23:57,730 --> 01:24:00,962 ...street vendors in your face. I walk up there, I'd want to shoot myself. 1110 01:24:00,962 --> 01:24:03,673 I suppose you'd like that freak show, huh, Harvard? 1111 01:24:03,568 --> 01:24:05,862 Marty: Yeah, I do. 1112 01:24:05,758 --> 01:24:08,990 It brings people downtown into the casino. That is good for business. 1113 01:24:15,245 --> 01:24:17,747 - Oof! - Hey! 1114 01:24:17,747 --> 01:24:20,458 You lay another finger on her, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 1115 01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:23,899 Are you listening to me? I will fucking kill you. 1116 01:24:32,552 --> 01:24:35,054 Why, Shelly? 1117 01:24:37,556 --> 01:24:40,476 How could you do that to her? 1118 01:24:40,371 --> 01:24:43,291 Because I never let go of a good thing, Bernie, 1119 01:24:43,186 --> 01:24:46,210 and you are a very, very good thing. 1120 01:24:46,001 --> 01:24:48,816 The best cooler there ever was and I need him back. 1121 01:24:48,712 --> 01:24:50,797 He ain't never coming back. 1122 01:24:50,797 --> 01:24:54,446 That is a dead man talking. 1123 01:24:57,261 --> 01:24:59,972 Shelly... 1124 01:25:01,744 --> 01:25:04,664 I'm done with this joint, Natalie and me. 1125 01:25:04,664 --> 01:25:08,000 We are out of here. I'll get a job out in the world. 1126 01:25:07,896 --> 01:25:10,189 I'll send you half my paycheck every month. 1127 01:25:10,189 --> 01:25:12,691 - I'll make good on my commitment. - Bernie, if you bail on me, 1128 01:25:12,587 --> 01:25:15,089 they're gonna throw your fucking ass off the roof of this building 1129 01:25:15,089 --> 01:25:18,843 snatch the broad, and throw her right the fuck on top of you. 1130 01:25:20,928 --> 01:25:24,473 I don't think so, 'cause if you whack me, 1131 01:25:24,368 --> 01:25:27,705 then Bernie Lootz ain't the biggest loser in the world no more. 1132 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:31,145 That honor is gonna rest upon you, Shelly. 1133 01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:33,647 - And maybe you had it all along. - I'm the loser? 1134 01:25:33,543 --> 01:25:36,149 What do you got, other than this joint? 1135 01:25:36,045 --> 01:25:38,339 - What more do I need? - You got nothing. 1136 01:25:38,339 --> 01:25:42,196 This place-- your legacy, it's a mirage. 1137 01:25:42,196 --> 01:25:44,386 You turn your back, it don't even exist. 1138 01:25:44,282 --> 01:25:46,471 There's no night, there's no day, 1139 01:25:46,471 --> 01:25:50,329 it's just one big fucking blur and it don't count for nothing. 1140 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,309 - You believe this fucking guy? - ( thugs laughing ) 1141 01:25:52,205 --> 01:25:54,499 I feel sorry for you, Shelly. 1142 01:25:54,499 --> 01:25:56,584 You're the worst kind of gambler there is, 1143 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,773 too scared to throw his chips on the table. 1144 01:25:58,669 --> 01:26:01,588 Too scared to extend any real kind of friendship. 1145 01:26:01,588 --> 01:26:04,403 Always scared he's gonna end up out in the desert. 1146 01:26:05,342 --> 01:26:10,138 Well, sweet fucking dreams, pal. I'm out. 1147 01:26:09,929 --> 01:26:12,223 If that's where it ends, 1148 01:26:12,118 --> 01:26:14,829 that's where it ends. 1149 01:26:15,767 --> 01:26:18,895 Jesus Christ, that's such a fucking touching speech, Bernie. 1150 01:26:18,895 --> 01:26:20,980 All that Jimmy Stewart bullshit, 1151 01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:23,900 I got such a lump in my throat, I can't tell you. 1152 01:26:24,734 --> 01:26:27,027 But it doesn't change a thing. 1153 01:26:27,027 --> 01:26:32,240 If you don't make good on my 150 G's, I'm gonna close the books on you. 1154 01:26:33,179 --> 01:26:35,264 You and the broad. 1155 01:26:35,264 --> 01:26:37,557 You leave me no choice. 1156 01:27:05,081 --> 01:27:08,313 Change only. 1157 01:27:13,005 --> 01:27:15,403 Dealer: Change. 1158 01:27:17,592 --> 01:27:20,199 $3,000. 1159 01:27:37,089 --> 01:27:40,112 Yo, 11, pay the line. 1160 01:27:44,908 --> 01:27:47,306 Winner, seven. 1161 01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,926 Stickman: Six easy. Easy way six. 1162 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:06,594 ( crowd murmuring ) 1163 01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:13,996 - Stickman: Winner. Front line. - ( applause ) 1164 01:28:30,364 --> 01:28:32,867 Hey, Shelly, take a look at number four. 1165 01:28:32,867 --> 01:28:35,890 - ( applause ) - Winner. 1166 01:28:44,231 --> 01:28:46,316 Stickman: Okay, folks, we're coming out now. 1167 01:28:46,316 --> 01:28:49,235 Hold bets, curb checks, C&E is 1 1. 1168 01:28:56,533 --> 01:28:59,035 Man: Come on, man, make me some money. 1169 01:29:00,704 --> 01:29:02,059 Winner, seven. 1170 01:29:02,163 --> 01:29:04,665 What the fuck is going on here? Where have you been? 1171 01:29:04,561 --> 01:29:07,585 - Not now. - Bullshit. Shut him down right now. 1172 01:29:07,585 --> 01:29:09,983 - Shut him down or I will. - Not here. 1173 01:29:09,983 --> 01:29:12,276 Come take a walk with me. 1174 01:29:16,759 --> 01:29:19,679 What is your interest in this, Shelly? Because you know what I see? 1175 01:29:19,679 --> 01:29:23,536 I see your guy taking us to the fucking cleaners, and I'll tell you one thing. 1176 01:29:23,328 --> 01:29:25,934 He's not leaving here with a fucking dime. 1177 01:29:25,830 --> 01:29:28,332 ( screaming ) 1178 01:29:34,275 --> 01:29:36,777 Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. 1179 01:29:36,777 --> 01:29:38,549 Lootz is all right, 1180 01:29:38,445 --> 01:29:40,947 so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. 1181 01:29:40,947 --> 01:29:44,909 If you so much as touch one fucking hair on his fucking head, 1182 01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:48,141 I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking bathroom with your fucking ass, 1183 01:29:48,141 --> 01:29:51,373 do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said? 1184 01:29:51,269 --> 01:29:54,188 Huh? I can't hear you. 1185 01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,377 Wait, wait a minute. There it is. 1186 01:29:56,377 --> 01:29:59,818 - ( gags ) - Blended in, at a subsonic level, 1187 01:29:59,714 --> 01:30:01,903 Iike some kind of mantra, 1188 01:30:01,799 --> 01:30:05,239 "Pain, pain, pain." 1189 01:30:05,135 --> 01:30:07,533 - ( bone snaps ) - ( screaming ) 1190 01:30:11,912 --> 01:30:14,101 Please... 1191 01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:18,689 ( applause ) 1192 01:30:18,689 --> 01:30:21,191 Man #1 : Come on, come on. 1193 01:30:21,191 --> 01:30:23,901 Man #2: Big roll. Big roll, buddy. 1194 01:30:25,153 --> 01:30:28,072 Man: Here we go, here we go. 1195 01:30:34,536 --> 01:30:36,621 Man: He must be up over 100 grand! 1196 01:30:39,853 --> 01:30:44,127 - Gray craps, line away. - ( crowd gasps ) 1197 01:30:58,098 --> 01:31:00,496 Stickman: Here we go. 1198 01:31:11,964 --> 01:31:14,050 Stickman: Okay. 1199 01:31:14,050 --> 01:31:16,656 Man: Hit it again. Come on. 1200 01:31:18,116 --> 01:31:20,201 ( crowd clapping ) 1201 01:31:20,201 --> 01:31:22,286 Man: Come on now. Come on. 1202 01:31:23,328 --> 01:31:27,499 - 12 craps. Line away. 12 craps. - ( crowd gasps ) 1203 01:31:45,223 --> 01:31:48,350 - ( crowd murmuring ) - Man: What the fuck? Not all of it! 1204 01:31:48,246 --> 01:31:50,748 Bernie: $80,000. 1205 01:31:50,748 --> 01:31:52,938 On the field? Is he fucking crazy? 1206 01:31:52,938 --> 01:31:56,065 - Woman: Don't do it. - ( crowd clapping ) 1207 01:32:25,258 --> 01:32:28,177 Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. 1208 01:32:28,177 --> 01:32:30,471 It's all right, right? 1209 01:32:30,366 --> 01:32:34,745 You guys worked it out and he took the money? It's okay, right? 1210 01:32:37,247 --> 01:32:40,375 ( ringing ) 1211 01:32:48,299 --> 01:32:50,697 ( ringing continues ) 1212 01:33:00,184 --> 01:33:02,686 ( ringing continues, knocking ) 1213 01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:06,544 You want me to get that, Shelly? 1214 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:08,838 ( ringing continues ) 1215 01:33:11,965 --> 01:33:15,197 ( ringing continues ) 1216 01:33:41,679 --> 01:33:46,162 Bernie? Can you tell me what happened? 1217 01:33:45,953 --> 01:33:47,726 ( deep sigh ) 1218 01:33:47,726 --> 01:33:51,166 Yeah. Yeah. 1219 01:33:57,213 --> 01:33:58,986 ( panting ) 1220 01:33:59,090 --> 01:34:02,009 Why-- why are we stopping, Bernie? 1221 01:34:01,905 --> 01:34:06,388 I think-- I think-- Oh, God damn. 1222 01:34:32,452 --> 01:34:35,059 What the fuck happened in there? 1223 01:34:41,314 --> 01:34:44,234 What? What? 1224 01:34:44,129 --> 01:34:46,527 - What! - Look. Look. 1225 01:34:46,423 --> 01:34:48,925 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1226 01:34:48,925 --> 01:34:51,323 - Natalie, I won. I won. - Oh, my God! 1227 01:34:51,219 --> 01:34:53,617 - How much!? How much!? - A lot. 1228 01:34:53,513 --> 01:34:56,015 Bahamas, here we come. 1229 01:34:57,474 --> 01:35:00,185 ( laughing, siren blurts ) 1230 01:35:01,645 --> 01:35:03,730 ( tapping ) Step out of the car, please. 1231 01:35:06,232 --> 01:35:09,777 - What's the problem, Officer? - Step out of the car, both of you. 1232 01:35:20,828 --> 01:35:24,060 Officer, my driving, it-- 1233 01:35:23,956 --> 01:35:27,605 I'm sorry if we were driving a little fast, we're a bit excited. 1234 01:35:27,396 --> 01:35:31,045 We won a shitload of money at the Shangri-La. 1235 01:35:30,941 --> 01:35:34,173 You didn't win nothing. 1236 01:35:37,405 --> 01:35:41,784 Now both of you, turn around. Get down on your knees. 1237 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:44,182 Now. 1238 01:35:46,580 --> 01:35:49,708 Jesus Christ, Bern, Jesus Christ. 1239 01:35:53,878 --> 01:35:56,797 The kid just wants you should know, Shelly, 1240 01:35:56,693 --> 01:35:59,299 he's just protecting our investment... 1241 01:35:59,195 --> 01:36:01,593 ...the old-school way. 1242 01:36:01,489 --> 01:36:03,887 I'll see you around, my friend. 1243 01:36:07,848 --> 01:36:10,976 I knew it was too good to be true. 1244 01:36:12,853 --> 01:36:15,564 Who were we kidding? 1245 01:36:27,553 --> 01:36:29,847 ( gun hammer clicks ) 1246 01:36:37,249 --> 01:36:39,647 ( loud crash, dull thump ) 1247 01:37:03,835 --> 01:37:06,129 It's a drunk driver. 1248 01:37:07,067 --> 01:37:10,403 This is just-- this is just freaky luck. 1249 01:37:10,299 --> 01:37:12,593 It was freaky accident. 1250 01:37:33,236 --> 01:37:35,946 Gentlemen, I want to thank you for your vote of confidence. 1251 01:37:35,842 --> 01:37:38,553 As the new director of casino operations, 1252 01:37:38,553 --> 01:37:42,306 I want to make a personal guarantee to each and every one of you 1253 01:37:42,202 --> 01:37:46,164 that your investment in the Golden Shangri-La will be well looked after. 1254 01:37:46,998 --> 01:37:49,500 The future looks very bright, gentlemen. 1255 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:53,462 Very, very bright. 1256 01:37:54,305 --> 01:38:00,491 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org