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<i>(swoosh)</i>

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- Move!
- Let's go, let's go!

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<i>(horn blares)</i>

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We did it, right?

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Whoa! What the hell are you doing?

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<i>- (man) G-Girl!
- (man #2) It's G-Girl!</i>

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Gun!

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<i>(crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!</i>

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Wow. If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?

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The ability to blow myself.

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That's quite a visual.

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- But wouldn't it seem a little...
- Gay?

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- No, not at all. Think about it.
- Yeah, really? It seems that way.

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Oh, dude. Check her out.

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Ooh. Wow.

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What do we have here?
Kind of uptight librarian on the outside,

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ready to rumble on the inside.

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- Go ask her out.
- No. I'm not ready yet. I can't.

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Oh, Matt. You're killing me.

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Your last insane girlfriend dumped you,
like, six months ago.

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I would have ploughed my way
through half of SoHo by now.

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That's cos you're soulless and shallow.

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It is a blessing.

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Go over there. Talk to her. Do it.

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- Matt, say hi. Give me your bag. Come on.
- OK, OK.

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Yes.

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All out. Be strong. Breathe.

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Eye of the tiger.

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Hi.

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Excuse me. I know I don't really know you,
but you look like a very interesting person,

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so at the risk of totally humiliating myself,

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I thought perhaps sometime
I might buy you a cup...

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No!

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<i>(mouths)</i>

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It doesn't have to be a cup of coffee. It could
be whatever you want. A cup of anything.

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Juice? Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Somebody stop that guy!

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That's right. You better run, asshole!

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Keep running, my man!
You don't want any of this. Keep running.

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Yeah!

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- What did you call me?
- Oh, shit!

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What did you call me?

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Idiot.

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<i>- (clang)
- Come on! Get out of there.</i>

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Let's go! I know you're in there.
Get out of there!

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Whoa!

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Hey. How about it, huh?

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So how about that cup of coffee?
Or it could be something more substantial.

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- Like dinner?
- Yeah. That'd be great.

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- Matt Saunders.
- Jenny Johnson.

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Jenny Johnson. Wonderful name.
You got the whole alliteration thing going.

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I grew up with a guy named
Francis Freddie Friedman.

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A bit of a klepto, not the kind of guy you'd
want over if you had spare cash laying out.

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Yeah, right. Right.

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So, um... May I get your number?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't give it out.
Privacy issues. I'll take yours, though.

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- OK. Actually, I don't think I have a pen.
- I do.

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Thanks. Isn't this something women do
just to blow off losers?

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Yes, women do do that.

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But that's not how I blow off losers.

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<i>(# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

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Hey, Saunders, heads up.

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- Oh, you have bad reflexes.
- You know, you're a danger in the workplace.

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Do you have the bathroom layouts
for the Beijing presentation?

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- I'll take a look at those.
- I finished them up last night.

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- Hey, Hannah.
- Hey, Vaughn.

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- Looks good.
- Thank you.

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What about... Is this OK?

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It's a bit tight,
but I talked to the structural engineer...

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- How's your boyfriend? Isn't his name Rick?
- Steve. He's good.

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He just got back from Milan. Look at this.

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- Milan?
- Yes, his new Joe Boxer ad campaign.

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Wow. He's buff. Are you into that?

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I would think this is more your style.
What do you think?

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Two months in a gym, a personal trainer and
the right steroids, I look like that or better.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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- What are you doing?!
- Huh?

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Hey, Carla. Nothing. Just reshelving
some reference material, trying to stay ahead.

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- You were staring at her butt.
- He was?

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- No. No, I was not.
- Yes, he was.

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Hannah, as you know, we have
a zero-tolerance policy for this behavior.

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I actually read that memo twice. I got it.

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You should be familiar with this part.

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Would you like to file a grievance
at this time?

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Um... I don't think so, Carla.

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Because, as your supervisor, I am officially
giving you that opportunity right now.

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And I thank you for that,
but I think I'm just gonna let this one slide.

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That's completely your decision.

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- Will you sign a statement to that effect?
- Sure. Yes.

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<i>- You are lucky this time, Mr. Bottom Watcher.
- (phone rings)</i>

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- Hello?
- Matt? Hey. It's Jenny Johnson.

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- Hey, Jenny. I wasn't sure I'd hear from you.
- So are we still on for dinner?

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- Dinner? Absolutely. That sounds great.
- Is that a girl? A real, live girl?

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A great new Indian place on Madison
just opened up. Eight o'clock?

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Indian? Love it. I'll see you tomorrow night.

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OK. Great. See you. Bye.

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Saunders! Do you have a date?

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Got a date. And it's a hot one.

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So the assistant curator job's
really perfect for me.

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I was an art history major in college.
It's the only thing I'm good at.

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At least, the only thing I'm good at
I can make any money off.

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- That sounded like I was talking about sex.
- No. No, it didn't.

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Believe me, I didn't mean sex.

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- I mean, I am good at sex.
- I'm sure you are.

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- Now it sounds like I'm bragging.
- No, no.

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I think I'm good at sex.
I don't know, you decide.

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Me?

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But not tonight. It's our first date.

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Yeah.

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So what do you do?

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I'm a project manager at a design firm.

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We design and build private estates,
libraries, hotels, that sort of thing.

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<i>- Yeah, right now, we're... (fades out)
- (police radio)</i>

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- I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?
- What?

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No. No. Um...

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I was just trying to listen to something.

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I don't hear anything.

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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I have to go to the bathroom.

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Sure.

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<i>(sirens)</i>

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<i>(phone rings)</i>

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- Yo, how's it going?
- Well, she's a talker, yeah.

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<i>- Only question is, will you sleep with her?
- That's the only question, huh?</i>

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Yes. I'm not just talking about your date
tonight. I am talking about life in general.

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- That is the only question.
- What's going on there?

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Uh, some big fire at 73rd and Broadway.
Everything's burning.

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<i>- Is anyone hurt?
- I don't know. Probably.</i>

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It's blocking my way to the gym.

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My thoughts are with you
in this time of crisis.

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<i>(swoosh)</i>

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Wow! Oh, man!

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<i>- What's going on?
- It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing.</i>

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Are you serious? You lucky SOB.
I've never even seen her in person.

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How does she look?

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She looks...

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<i>- What?
- Blurry. But still pretty hot.</i>

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<i>Yeah? What's she doing now?</i>

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She's spinning around
like one of those things that spins.

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<i>Amazing. That's unbelievable.</i>

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Yeah. It's so cool.

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<i>- Oh!
- (crowd cheers)</i>

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Yes. That's it, show's over.
She put the fire out. Fantastic.

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<i>(crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl!
G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!</i>

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Oh! OK.

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And she's gone.
Flew off into the sunset. Amazing.

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<i>Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think
they call her G-Girl?</i>

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I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?
I'm not really sure.

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<i>What do you think about "good kisser"?</i>

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I can't believe I missed that.
I'm eating Indian food.

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<i>Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman".</i>

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<i>- What about "G-spot"?
- I gotta go. Bye.</i>

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Whoo!

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Huge line. Sorry.
It was a really, really long line.

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- You got a little something on your chin.
- What? Oh. Oh.

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- I hate when that happens.
- When what happens?

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Mystery smudges.

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- Gotta go to the bathroom.
- Um... You didn't just go to the bathroom?

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Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

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- She sounds like a nutcase.
- So you're saying she's perfect for me?

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Crazy women are attracted to you.

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It's like you give off a scent.

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You should do a background check on her.

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What do you think? Shall we
keep these walls brick or make it stucco?

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- Did you kick the plug?
- I don't know.

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- Let me handle this one.
- All right.

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- Don't do that.
- Don't do what? What are you talking about?

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You mean this?

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Hey!

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Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't
think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me.

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Hey! What the hell's going on here?

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- Oh, no. Sorry, her...
- Steve.

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Her computer had gone down.
I was plugging it back in.

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- I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.
- Oh. None taken.

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- I missed you.
- I missed you too.

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- Not here!
- Sorry.

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See, Saunders? You need to be with someone
who appreciates you, like Steve here.

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Yeah. I'm looking for Mr. Right.
Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up.

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- Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.
- This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times.

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- Oh, right, right. Sorry.
- It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person.

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When I was growing up, I'd come down
to breakfast and Mom would scream,

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call the cops on me.

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- It's a joke, right? Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- It's a good one. Got me back.
- Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch.

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Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble.
Do not call her.

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<i>(# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

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- OK, we're done.
- What happened? We just started.

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That's it. No. I got a twinge.

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Dude, you should definitely call her back.

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- Yeah? You think I should?
- Oh, yeah.

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Cos she's good to go.

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And you haven't gone in six months.

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Oh, yes. Plus, what's the downside?

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I don't know. She seems a little, uh...
She's neurotic, you know. And distant.

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That's good. That's a good thing.
Neurotic and distant is a very good thing.

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Yeah, neurotic women are hellcats in bed.

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<i>(meows)</i>

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Plus, if she's distant,
you're both in it for the same thing.

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Coitus maximus.

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There's no, "Could she be the one? I'm falling
hard for her" kind of crap to get in the way.

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It's just pure carnal nirvana.

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- Your argument's repugnant and intriguing.
- That's kind of my thing.

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- Oh, hey.
- Hi. Oh, wow. Thank you.

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- You're welcome.
- A rose.

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Different color roses mean different things.

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Red ones mean passion or love,
so this is great.

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But I'm not saying I think
you're telling me that you love me.

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I mean, it's absurdly early for that.

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But you never know. Maybe someday.

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Or never. No pressure.

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Let me get us a cab. Taxi.

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Taxi!

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Hey, it's stopping.

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Here we go.

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You OK?

219
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At least we got a ride.

220
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Can we stop by the gallery?
We opened a new show.

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Sounds great.
Hey, thanks for stopping. Appreciate it.

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00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,715
Wow.

223
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Wonder what she's looking at.

224
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:01,019
Ouch! That's gotta hurt.

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So what do you think?

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It's interesting. And a little disturbing.

227
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I know. It's surprising
how frightening things attract us.

228
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Matt, I have to help people every day,
and nobody's ever helped me except you.

229
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,461
You're my hero.

230
00:18:36,428 --> 00:18:38,514
<i>(Jenny groans)</i>

231
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:44,353
I'm sorry. What is it? Tell me.

232
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:48,273
It's your tongue. You're using it all wrong.

233
00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:54,029
- What are you talking about?
- You shouldn't stick it out like a dead fish.

234
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:57,032
You're supposed to flick it a little.

235
00:18:57,115 --> 00:19:00,452
I think that I was flicking it, wasn't I?
I was doing that.

236
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:03,163
- No. Not enough.
- Really?

237
00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:06,666
I'm not used to having my tongue skills
critiqued like this, OK?

238
00:19:06,749 --> 00:19:09,043
Maybe not to your face.

239
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,879
Oh, man.

240
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:14,924
Let me help you.

241
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:19,136
Close your eyes.

242
00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:22,849
Now do what I do.

243
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:43,118
So, uh... this is my place.
I redesigned the space when I bought it.

244
00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:44,995
- It's nice.
- Thank you.

245
00:19:45,078 --> 00:19:47,956
This is the dining room.
Doesn't get a lot of use.

246
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:50,709
- Well, I could help with that.
- OK.

247
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:54,170
This is my fish. That's Biggie Smalls.

248
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,423
Hi, Biggie.

249
00:19:56,506 --> 00:20:00,051
He's... he's never met a woman before.

250
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,847
<i>(Jenny) Well, he's about to get an eyeful.</i>

251
00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:14,441
<i>- Will you show me the rest of your place?
- OK.</i>

252
00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:17,194
<i>I'll take you over to the kitchen.</i>

253
00:20:17,277 --> 00:20:23,282
<i>That's the refrigerator.
I can get you a juice, a beer.</i>

254
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:25,993
<i>I'll make you anything. Yeah.</i>

255
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,917
I'm not thirsty either.

256
00:20:35,211 --> 00:20:38,797
- And this is the, uh...
- Bed.

257
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,471
Oh, that's a great sweater. Wow.

258
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:50,017
What a blouse.
Let me help with those buttons.

259
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,186
<i>(gasps)</i>

260
00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:59,567
- I'm sorry. I need the, um...
- Oh, yeah. The bathroom? It's right there.

261
00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:03,238
She goes to the bathroom a lot.

262
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,967
I'm ready.

263
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,971
That's what I call structural integrity.

264
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,474
All right! You should have
been dressed like that all night.

265
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,810
You look great.

266
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:38,689
<i>- Let me help you with this.
- (rip)</i>

267
00:21:38,772 --> 00:21:40,858
Ooh.

268
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,987
- I must be a little nervous.
- It's OK.

269
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,198
I got a closet full of 'em.
Let me handle this one, though.

270
00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:50,659
- Let's take care of these.
- OK.

271
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,077
<i>(rip)</i>

272
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,623
Thanks.

273
00:22:01,044 --> 00:22:05,257
Who'd have thought we'd have ended up
like this after that day on the subway?

274
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,800
Ain't life grand?

275
00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,388
- Matt?
- Yeah?

276
00:22:13,222 --> 00:22:15,725
Do you mind if I get on top?

277
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:18,686
Trust me, it's better that way.

278
00:22:18,769 --> 00:22:20,855
10-4.

279
00:22:26,485 --> 00:22:28,279
Are you ready?

280
00:22:29,488 --> 00:22:32,283
- OK.
- OK.

281
00:22:32,366 --> 00:22:34,660
<i>- Here we go.
- (bed slides)</i>

282
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,210
Wow.

283
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,552
OK, I get it.

284
00:22:53,345 --> 00:22:55,597
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

285
00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:01,853
Whoo! Whoo!

286
00:23:03,855 --> 00:23:05,941
Oh, goddamn!

287
00:23:08,068 --> 00:23:10,403
OK, now I need a break.

288
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:15,575
Agh!

289
00:23:21,539 --> 00:23:24,750
I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.

290
00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:28,712
- A bed or a penis?
- Both.

291
00:23:29,046 --> 00:23:33,717
<i>(# "The Joker" by Fatboy Slim
featuring Bootsy Collins)</i>

292
00:23:39,932 --> 00:23:43,435
<i># Some people call me the space cowboy</i>

293
00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:49,108
<i># Some people call me the gangster of love</i>

294
00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:50,943
<i># Yeah</i>

295
00:23:51,026 --> 00:23:54,572
<i># Some people walking around
calling me Maurice</i>

296
00:23:54,655 --> 00:23:59,951
There are three moments
I will remember until the day I die.

297
00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:05,415
One, the look on my father's face
when I graduated from Harvard Law School.

298
00:24:05,498 --> 00:24:10,712
Two, helping a beached
mother whale give birth.

299
00:24:11,838 --> 00:24:14,507
And three,

300
00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:19,846
you and me together, here, tonight.

301
00:24:20,722 --> 00:24:23,725
Don't speak to me again, ever.

302
00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:25,310
<i>(Matt whistles)</i>

303
00:24:25,393 --> 00:24:27,478
Uh-oh. Oh, no.

304
00:24:27,562 --> 00:24:29,689
Water, please. Got a big night.

305
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:31,481
No, no, no.

306
00:24:31,565 --> 00:24:36,236
Don't tell me. You have invaded the
female nation and spread your democracy.

307
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,823
What can I say? She's completely
different than I thought she was.

308
00:24:39,907 --> 00:24:43,035
- Hot, though, right?
- Unbelievably hot.

309
00:24:43,118 --> 00:24:47,289
I don't even know if I should tell you this.
I don't know if you can handle it.

310
00:24:47,372 --> 00:24:50,209
I can handle it. Please?

311
00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:53,921
- She broke my bed.
- Wow.

312
00:24:54,004 --> 00:24:56,298
Busted it to pieces.

313
00:24:56,381 --> 00:24:59,551
- And that's a good thing, right?
- Yeah. That's a good thing.

314
00:24:59,635 --> 00:25:03,055
- I'm gonna see her again today.
- What are you talking about?

315
00:25:03,138 --> 00:25:05,766
No! You have sex with her once
and then you move on.

316
00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:10,520
Not if you get on the greatest ever roller
coaster, you don't. You get back in that line.

317
00:25:10,603 --> 00:25:14,774
Get in line, ride two or three more times,
throw your hands in the air and scream.

318
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:17,026
But soon you're gonna end up nauseous.

319
00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:19,111
Hey, guys.

320
00:25:19,195 --> 00:25:23,407
- How are you guys doing?
- Keep that safety bar clamped down.

321
00:25:23,491 --> 00:25:27,787
OK, I think you are gonna like this.
I have a little present for you, Saunders.

322
00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:31,582
- Anything for me there?
- No. No, Vaughn.

323
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,584
- You have nice ears.
- Thank you.

324
00:25:33,668 --> 00:25:36,462
- No lobes, though.
- An imperfection. We all got 'em.

325
00:25:36,546 --> 00:25:42,635
Not me. Hey, so I downloaded some
Chinese phrases for you, for the presentation.

326
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:45,762
- What do you think? Thought it might help.
- That's great.

327
00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:48,890
- I thought it would help.
- You're the best, you know that?

328
00:25:48,974 --> 00:25:50,475
I know. I am.

329
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:53,353
Well, I gotta get going.
I'm going to see Jenny.

330
00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:56,356
- You're seeing Jenny? Again?
- Yeah. Yeah.

331
00:25:56,439 --> 00:26:00,569
- Oh. Things must really be going well.
- She broke his bed.

332
00:26:00,652 --> 00:26:03,405
Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you.

333
00:26:03,488 --> 00:26:06,324
- Oh, no problem.
- I'll see you two later.

334
00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:08,451
- See you, Matt.
- Look after her, OK?

335
00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:10,453
I will.

336
00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:15,083
- Man, he's seeing Jenny again?
- Just a few more times.

337
00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:28,929
- Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride.
- Wait a second! Hey! Wait!

338
00:26:32,975 --> 00:26:37,855
Hey, now, look.
I don't appreciate being manhandled...

339
00:26:37,938 --> 00:26:40,232
What's going on?

340
00:26:41,192 --> 00:26:46,322
- Mr. Saunders, thank you for your time.
- OK. Now, who are you?

341
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:50,743
Who am I? Do you watch television,
Mr. Saunders? Read the papers?

342
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:54,163
- Use the net for anything other than porn?
- You're that Bedlam guy.

343
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,207
- Professor Bedlam.
- The "supervillain".

344
00:26:57,290 --> 00:27:01,461
Please, I am not super, I am not a villain.
I'm just a regular man, like yourself,

345
00:27:01,544 --> 00:27:06,007
with 10,000 times more money,
intelligence and taste.

346
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,969
OK, so what do you want from me?

347
00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:12,972
Are you seeing anyone, Mr. Saunders?

348
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,935
Are you asking me out? Ow!

349
00:27:17,018 --> 00:27:22,482
I want you to tell me everything you know
about your new girlfriend.

350
00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:25,902
- Jenny?
- Yes. Jenny.

351
00:27:25,985 --> 00:27:28,780
Where does she like to go?
What does she like to do?

352
00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:31,866
What music does she listen to?
Is she afraid of bugs?

353
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,284
Is she a dog person or a cat person?

354
00:27:34,368 --> 00:27:37,955
- Does she wear panties...
- OK, now, look. Hold on just a goddamn...

355
00:27:38,038 --> 00:27:42,584
Now, look.
It's gotta stop with the slapping, all right?!

356
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:49,800
I just don't feel real comfortable telling you,
a total stranger, someone's private habits.

357
00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:52,594
You gotta understand that, right?

358
00:27:52,678 --> 00:27:54,513
Of course.

359
00:27:57,558 --> 00:27:59,434
<i>(screams)</i>

360
00:28:00,394 --> 00:28:03,480
Please, someone! Help! Help!

361
00:28:03,564 --> 00:28:05,107
Save me! Please!

362
00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:09,735
<i>(phone rings)</i>

363
00:28:17,785 --> 00:28:19,871
Weasel!

364
00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:32,758
Hey! Help! Yeah, you! You!

365
00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:35,136
Get somebody from the Park Service!

366
00:28:35,219 --> 00:28:37,180
Oh, jeez!

367
00:28:37,263 --> 00:28:40,266
No! Help me! Oh, no!

368
00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:43,686
Oh, my God!

369
00:28:51,776 --> 00:28:55,322
- G-Girl! G-Girl, you saved me. Thank you!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

370
00:28:55,405 --> 00:28:57,991
- Whoa! Hold me! Hold me!
- Don't look at me!

371
00:28:58,074 --> 00:29:00,285
- But I just wanted to...
- Don't look at me!

372
00:29:00,368 --> 00:29:03,079
OK, yeah. No looking. Got you. Roger.

373
00:29:10,754 --> 00:29:12,797
Wow.

374
00:29:13,632 --> 00:29:19,513
Looks like little Jenny's
been cashing in on her superpowers.

375
00:29:19,596 --> 00:29:23,557
Idiot! We don't want her to know
we dropped by.

376
00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:28,020
Ah.

377
00:29:37,238 --> 00:29:39,114
Perfect.

378
00:29:42,368 --> 00:29:45,412
<i>(Matt) So I'm falling,
I mean, hurdling through the sky.</i>

379
00:29:45,496 --> 00:29:48,624
And just as I'm about to bite it,
and I mean out of nowhere,

380
00:29:48,707 --> 00:29:52,211
she just catches me
and sets me right on the ground.

381
00:29:52,294 --> 00:29:55,130
It was unbelievable.
The weird thing is, though,

382
00:29:55,214 --> 00:29:57,924
that Bedlam guy,
he kept asking me about you.

383
00:29:58,007 --> 00:30:00,677
- Do you know him?
- No, how could I know him?

384
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,638
- That's what I was thinking.
- So what was she like?

385
00:30:03,721 --> 00:30:05,014
G-Girl?

386
00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:09,727
I didn't really get a good look at her,
but to tell you the truth,

387
00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:13,106
- she wasn't really what I expected, you know.
- In what way?

388
00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:16,359
- I don't know. She just seemed a little...
- Brainy?

389
00:30:16,442 --> 00:30:19,529
- Not really.
- Exotic? Effervescent?

390
00:30:19,612 --> 00:30:22,157
No, I kind of got this vibe
she was a little nuts.

391
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,035
Nuts?! Maybe she was a little bit preoccupied,

392
00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:28,580
having searched the entire city to save you

393
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:32,876
from being squished like a bug
on a windshield!

394
00:30:32,959 --> 00:30:36,211
You girls all really stick together, don't you?

395
00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,797
I like it. You're like one big gang.

396
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,680
<i>(horn blares)</i>

397
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:51,602
- Rule number one about crossing the street?
- Look both ways.

398
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:54,563
<i>- That's right.
- (horn blares)</i>

399
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,773
Jenny!

400
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:04,698
- One of you call 911!
- I'm fine. I'm fine. That was close.

401
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,492
I'm fine, I'm fine.

402
00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:10,703
- You're not fine. How can you be fine?
- Look, Matt, I can walk.

403
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:14,457
Don't move. You probably have
internal bleeding and don't know it.

404
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,834
- No, not even a scratch.
- You are in shock.

405
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:21,380
Did anyone see this? It's like a miracle.
Truly, it's like a miracle.

406
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:28,471
I mean, are you sure that you're OK?
I mean, you seem to be walking fine.

407
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,515
Yeah.

408
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:34,852
This is the first time
that I've ever brought anybody here.

409
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,063
- Ever.
- Really? Wow.

410
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:41,400
Yeah, it seems like a really great place.

411
00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:45,279
I'm still just kind of wondering
what the hell happened out there.

412
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,280
I know.

413
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:52,285
I didn't expect to do this.
At least, not yet anyway.

414
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:56,540
- But it's good. It's good.
- OK.

415
00:31:56,623 --> 00:32:00,710
Cos what we have is so very, very special.

416
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,964
- I trust you.
- OK.

417
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:07,008
There should be nothing hanging between us.

418
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:10,136
Especially not this, don't you think?

419
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:14,307
I don't know what you're talking about.

420
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,561
I'll have to show you.

421
00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:35,703
You look nice without your glasses.
You look good with them too.

422
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,206
I'll hold them for you.

423
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:41,625
OK...

424
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:45,880
I don't know what the explanation is,
but I like it already.

425
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:52,052
<i>Unless it's one of those Crying Game things?
It's not that, is it? I mean, I'm from Denver.</i>

426
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,597
Just wait.

427
00:32:56,765 --> 00:33:01,102
You got a G-Girl costume on.
That's...

428
00:33:01,186 --> 00:33:03,980
Kind of went all out, didn't you?

429
00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:09,652
And you even dyed your...

430
00:33:13,406 --> 00:33:15,700
Oh.

431
00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:17,869
Wow!

432
00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:22,040
Are you kidding me?

433
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,962
Oh, man. This is incredible.

434
00:33:28,046 --> 00:33:31,174
- But you can't tell anyone!
- Yeah, nobody except Vaughn.

435
00:33:31,257 --> 00:33:34,885
He slept with a Victoria's Secret model,
I've never heard the end of it.

436
00:33:34,968 --> 00:33:37,638
- This will blow that out of the water.
- No! Nobody.

437
00:33:37,721 --> 00:33:40,974
Matt, you have to promise me
you'll never, ever tell anyone.

438
00:33:41,058 --> 00:33:46,104
<i>- Fine, you got it.
- No matter what, you will never tell anyone.</i>

439
00:33:46,188 --> 00:33:48,315
Hey, I swear.

440
00:33:48,398 --> 00:33:52,611
Say you'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up your ass than tell.

441
00:33:52,694 --> 00:33:55,030
- Is that actually a possibility?
- Say it!

442
00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:59,201
I'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up my ass than tell.

443
00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:00,911
OK.

444
00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:04,414
So this Bedlam guy, he's like
your arch nemesis or something?

445
00:34:04,498 --> 00:34:09,294
Uh-huh. He's been a pain in the butt ever
since we had this falling out in high school.

446
00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:11,712
- You guys went to school together?
- Mm-hm.

447
00:34:11,796 --> 00:34:13,256
Wow.

448
00:34:13,339 --> 00:34:16,300
By the way, his name's not really Bedlam.

449
00:34:16,384 --> 00:34:21,180
It's Barry. Barry Edward Lambert.
Bedlam, get it?

450
00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:27,395
<i>Back then, we were both kind of outcasts.
Everybody else hated us.</i>

451
00:34:27,478 --> 00:34:30,481
Nerd alert! Here come the geeks.

452
00:34:32,733 --> 00:34:36,404
<i>(Jenny) So we looked out for each other.</i>

453
00:34:36,487 --> 00:34:41,159
<i>It's only natural
that we spent a lot of time together.</i>

454
00:34:46,372 --> 00:34:48,540
<i>We really liked each other.</i>

455
00:34:49,082 --> 00:34:51,251
<i>It was close to the end of our junior year</i>

456
00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:55,172
<i>when I decided it was about time
to get the virginity thing over with.</i>

457
00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:58,008
<i>I mean, Barry was harmless enough.</i>

458
00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:02,179
<i>I figured it might as well be him, right?</i>

459
00:35:03,138 --> 00:35:06,474
<i>He was having some trouble
getting his pants off.</i>

460
00:35:06,558 --> 00:35:09,060
<i>And that's when it happened.</i>

461
00:35:10,395 --> 00:35:11,897
Jenny!

462
00:35:18,236 --> 00:35:22,032
<i>- (explosion)
- Come on!</i>

463
00:35:22,782 --> 00:35:25,576
This is not how I planned this evening.

464
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:27,995
Oh, my God. Look at that.

465
00:35:34,543 --> 00:35:37,129
It's so cool.

466
00:35:38,422 --> 00:35:42,760
- What are you doing?
- Isn't it amazing?

467
00:35:42,843 --> 00:35:44,970
Don't. It could be dangerous.

468
00:35:50,893 --> 00:35:52,978
<i>(screams)</i>

469
00:36:49,116 --> 00:36:51,201
<i>(whimpers)</i>

470
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,082
<i>(Jenny) When I got back to school,
even with a wig,</i>

471
00:36:57,166 --> 00:37:00,294
<i>people noticed
there was something different about me.</i>

472
00:37:00,377 --> 00:37:02,921
Hi, girls. Ooh, my glasses.

473
00:37:03,005 --> 00:37:05,507
<i>(Jenny) And it worked for me.</i>

474
00:37:07,634 --> 00:37:09,845
Hey.

475
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,471
Ugh!

476
00:37:12,847 --> 00:37:16,934
<i>(Jenny) Unfortunately, Barry and I grew apart.</i>

477
00:37:17,018 --> 00:37:19,312
<i>He stopped talking to me.</i>

478
00:37:19,395 --> 00:37:21,898
<i>And then ignored me totally.</i>

479
00:37:22,857 --> 00:37:26,360
Anyway, things got worse between us
after I graduated.

480
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,738
I committed to being a full-time superhero

481
00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:32,909
and he fell into the evil mastermind business,
yada-yada-yada. That's my story.

482
00:37:32,992 --> 00:37:34,368
Wow.

483
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:38,122
And this whole time,
I just had this weird feeling

484
00:37:38,206 --> 00:37:42,919
that there was just something
a little off about you.

485
00:37:43,002 --> 00:37:47,715
- Really?
- You just had a secret, that's all.

486
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:51,801
- A supersecret.
- Now we both do.

487
00:37:51,885 --> 00:37:55,222
- May I ask you something?
- What?

488
00:37:57,224 --> 00:38:01,353
I just think it could
maybe be a fun thing to try.

489
00:38:01,436 --> 00:38:04,064
It's kind of a request.

490
00:38:09,945 --> 00:38:12,030
Sure.

491
00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:17,661
- Be right back.
- OK.

492
00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:30,589
Is this what you had in mind?

493
00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:34,009
Oh, yeah. That's it.

494
00:38:40,224 --> 00:38:45,104
Matt Saunders,
you've been a very, very evil boy.

495
00:38:47,815 --> 00:38:50,651
I think you need to be brought to justice.

496
00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:55,489
Yeah. I have been known
to bend a rule here and there.

497
00:38:55,573 --> 00:39:00,785
Total unrelenting justice.

498
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:06,374
Hey! Wow! Shit!

499
00:39:08,168 --> 00:39:11,004
- Don't let go, all right?
- Oh, no.

500
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,965
Oh, yeah, you got me.

501
00:39:14,048 --> 00:39:16,134
Scared you.

502
00:39:20,221 --> 00:39:21,764
Wow.

503
00:39:21,848 --> 00:39:24,392
Wow, we are high.

504
00:39:24,476 --> 00:39:27,520
- We are really, really high.
- Oh, yeah!

505
00:39:27,604 --> 00:39:33,026
Jenny, you know, as fun as this is,
I'm feeling just a little bit emasculated here,

506
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:37,321
with you kind of carrying me around
like a toy poodle. But don't let go.

507
00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:41,617
Careful. Where are you going?
Careful. Come on. Fly right.

508
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,785
Be careful.

509
00:39:44,745 --> 00:39:48,665
- I've always wanted to try this.
- Try what?

510
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:55,631
That? Wow.
I'm not sure that's gonna work up here.

511
00:39:55,714 --> 00:39:57,799
It's draughty too.

512
00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:01,136
What if I do this?

513
00:40:04,431 --> 00:40:09,186
- You're not wearing any underwear.
- Yeah. I thought it might be easier that way.

514
00:40:14,190 --> 00:40:17,777
- Isn't this fun?
- It is fun. Yeah.

515
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:21,322
Puts a whole new twist on the mile-high club.

516
00:40:21,405 --> 00:40:23,449
<i>(moans) Ready?</i>

517
00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:25,827
Whoa. Not ready!

518
00:40:26,911 --> 00:40:29,288
- No!
- Just go with it.

519
00:40:29,372 --> 00:40:32,208
- Yeah, but...
- I know, I know! Don't stop! Yes.

520
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,417
- No!
- Yes!

521
00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:35,586
- Oh, god, no!
- Yeah!

522
00:40:36,838 --> 00:40:38,923
Jenny!

523
00:40:40,299 --> 00:40:41,801
Yes!

524
00:40:42,635 --> 00:40:44,220
Yes!

525
00:40:45,513 --> 00:40:48,224
Don't ever do that again!

526
00:40:51,017 --> 00:40:54,563
G-Girl's hair before.

527
00:40:59,109 --> 00:41:01,653
Watch and learn.

528
00:41:16,459 --> 00:41:20,589
Her body is made
of the toughest substance known to man.

529
00:41:22,299 --> 00:41:24,384
But I know your secret.

530
00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:47,114
All right, now. G-Girl's hair after.

531
00:41:52,244 --> 00:41:54,455
Yes! Yes!

532
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:06,257
- Saunders, what's wrong?
- I got a splinter in my finger.

533
00:42:06,341 --> 00:42:09,844
- Let me see.
- It's no big deal. I can get it out, I just need...

534
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,680
- Come here. I'm good at this.
- What are you gonna do?

535
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,849
Hold on.

536
00:42:22,357 --> 00:42:24,818
Hey, how did you do that?

537
00:42:24,901 --> 00:42:26,986
Well, I have my ways.

538
00:42:28,071 --> 00:42:30,448
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

539
00:42:33,409 --> 00:42:35,370
Jenny, what...

540
00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:37,705
What are you doing in New Jersey?

541
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:40,666
I called your office
and found out where you were.

542
00:42:40,749 --> 00:42:43,460
I thought I would surprise you.

543
00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:49,091
- Are you surprised?
- I am surprised. I wanted to...

544
00:42:53,262 --> 00:42:56,598
Thanks. Good to see you.
Let me introduce you to Hannah Lewis.

545
00:42:56,682 --> 00:43:00,394
- This is Jenny Johnson.
- Hi. It's really nice to finally meet you.

546
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:03,063
- Saunders talks about you all the time.
- I do.

547
00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:05,607
- I feel like I already know you.
- Really?

548
00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:08,652
Cos I feel like I'm just getting to know you.

549
00:43:08,735 --> 00:43:12,072
OK. Hey, um... Got an idea.

550
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:16,242
Hannah and her boyfriend Steve, I was
thinking, maybe we go out this weekend,

551
00:43:16,325 --> 00:43:20,746
just the two couples, two happy couples,
hit the town? What do you say?

552
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,540
- Great.
- Great.

553
00:43:22,623 --> 00:43:23,749
Great.

554
00:43:29,547 --> 00:43:31,632
Oh, OK.

555
00:43:32,884 --> 00:43:34,969
Bye.

556
00:43:38,473 --> 00:43:42,810
I'm sorry, guys. I have some bad news.

557
00:43:42,894 --> 00:43:47,773
- You got a little something right there.
- Oh, thank you.

558
00:43:47,857 --> 00:43:51,276
Steve can't make it.
He had an emergency thong shoot.

559
00:43:51,359 --> 00:43:54,613
- A thong shoot emergency?
- Yeah, well, you know,

560
00:43:54,696 --> 00:43:56,740
one bad wedgie can be fatal.

561
00:43:56,823 --> 00:43:58,200
Yeah.

562
00:43:58,283 --> 00:44:00,660
<i>(fake laughter)</i>

563
00:44:01,369 --> 00:44:04,164
Where's our stupid waiter? Sir!

564
00:44:05,123 --> 00:44:07,209
Hold on. Something's going on.

565
00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:10,003
<i>The Pentagon has confirmed
an errant test missile</i>

566
00:44:10,086 --> 00:44:13,298
<i>is in fact on a direct course
for the tristate area.</i>

567
00:44:13,381 --> 00:44:17,761
<i>So far, all attempts to detonate or intercept
the missile have been unsuccessful.</i>

568
00:44:17,844 --> 00:44:19,638
Great. Perfect.

569
00:44:19,721 --> 00:44:25,268
<i>(newsreader) If it strikes within the city,
the death toll could reach into the thousands.</i>

570
00:44:25,352 --> 00:44:28,145
- That does not sound good.
- Yeah, it sounds serious.

571
00:44:28,229 --> 00:44:31,482
Maybe somebody should do something.

572
00:44:31,565 --> 00:44:35,778
Mm-hm, yeah, like the air force.
It's their job, right?

573
00:44:35,861 --> 00:44:39,990
So, Hannah, how long
have you and Matty known each other?

574
00:44:40,074 --> 00:44:44,829
Well, we started working together at Cockrum
about three years ago.

575
00:44:44,912 --> 00:44:48,833
<i>We're getting reports of sporadic
looting from the Bronx to Staten Island.</i>

576
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:53,045
<i>The government has urged people
not to panic and to stay in their homes.</i>

577
00:44:53,129 --> 00:44:55,214
<i>(sirens wail)</i>

578
00:44:56,006 --> 00:45:01,345
Mmm, gnocchi. Gnocchi sounds good.
Anyone want to share a gnocchi?

579
00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:04,514
I'm sorry, but what if
the air force can't stop it?

580
00:45:04,597 --> 00:45:07,809
Somebody else might need to step in.

581
00:45:07,892 --> 00:45:10,937
Maybe somebody deserves one night out

582
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,773
without having to deal
with some impending disaster.

583
00:45:13,857 --> 00:45:16,025
I think someone has earned it. Don't you?

584
00:45:16,109 --> 00:45:17,986
<i>(horn blares, car crashes)</i>

585
00:45:21,614 --> 00:45:23,992
Are you on a diet?
What are you gonna order?

586
00:45:24,075 --> 00:45:28,580
I don't know. I mean, shouldn't
we be leaving? Is this safe here?

587
00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:32,250
Sir! Can we get some service here?
I mean, I'm filling up on baguette.

588
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,545
I think everybody's preoccupied
with what's happening.

589
00:45:35,628 --> 00:45:38,631
Maybe if someone
could just take care of the problem,

590
00:45:38,715 --> 00:45:42,468
everyone can have a better night,
a smoother night, know what I mean?

591
00:45:42,551 --> 00:45:45,846
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Yeah, I'd appreciate it.

592
00:45:45,929 --> 00:45:49,099
In fact, I'd superappreciate it.

593
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,565
All right. Fine!

594
00:46:06,492 --> 00:46:08,577
Is she OK? Where is she going?

595
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:12,122
She's fine. She gets stressed.
I have her looping around the block.

596
00:46:12,206 --> 00:46:17,627
<i>Too late for a mass evacuation, the situation
is dangerous and potentially catastrophic.</i>

597
00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:24,091
<i>But all the citizens of New York can do
is sit, wait and pray for a miracle.</i>

598
00:46:24,175 --> 00:46:30,515
<i>We're now getting a live picture of the missile
as it approaches the city.</i>

599
00:46:31,766 --> 00:46:35,269
<i>It appears certain that... Wait, what is that?</i>

600
00:46:37,146 --> 00:46:38,606
<i>It is G-Girl!</i>

601
00:46:40,566 --> 00:46:45,446
<i>- She is approaching the errant missile.
- (man) Love that girl!</i>

602
00:46:46,697 --> 00:46:48,241
<i>My God!</i>

603
00:46:48,324 --> 00:46:50,827
<i>She just kicked it.</i>

604
00:46:50,910 --> 00:46:55,288
<i>She just deflected the missile
away from the city.</i>

605
00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:59,751
<i>We're safe! We are safe!</i>

606
00:47:00,877 --> 00:47:03,004
<i>(crowd cheers)</i>

607
00:47:11,638 --> 00:47:14,641
<i>(crowd chants) G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!</i>

608
00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:34,618
You know, Matt, there are some things
I don't need infravision to see through.

609
00:47:35,911 --> 00:47:38,747
Sorry, what are you talking about?

610
00:47:38,831 --> 00:47:42,376
You and that slut from your office - Hannah.

611
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:46,922
She is not a slut.
That is a terrible thing to say, Jenny.

612
00:47:48,924 --> 00:47:53,721
- You want to screw her, don't you?
- No. No, I do not.

613
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,639
I don't believe you.

614
00:47:55,723 --> 00:47:57,808
Can I say something?

615
00:47:57,892 --> 00:48:00,978
Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model.

616
00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:03,980
I don't think she'd be very interested
in a guy like me.

617
00:48:04,063 --> 00:48:05,857
I see your point.

618
00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:10,570
So you want to screw her, you just can't,
because she's got a boyfriend.

619
00:48:10,653 --> 00:48:15,158
No, I'm just saying that we're friends
who work together. We're work friends.

620
00:48:15,241 --> 00:48:18,119
Don't lie to me!

621
00:48:21,790 --> 00:48:26,586
- What the hell did you do that for?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

622
00:48:26,669 --> 00:48:29,756
I'll pay for that, I swear.

623
00:48:32,801 --> 00:48:36,262
OK, don't... d-don't do that.

624
00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:39,307
Don't cry, OK? It'll be OK.

625
00:48:40,307 --> 00:48:43,936
I know I get a little crazy sometimes.

626
00:48:44,019 --> 00:48:46,104
It's just...

627
00:48:47,898 --> 00:48:50,400
I love you so much.

628
00:48:55,405 --> 00:48:57,699
OK... OK...

629
00:49:11,505 --> 00:49:14,925
- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?

630
00:49:15,926 --> 00:49:17,927
Oh, sorry.

631
00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:22,014
Look at her. She's like a cheerleader
from Spank Me University.

632
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:28,020
Dude, what's wrong?
You look like shit.

633
00:49:28,104 --> 00:49:32,108
Let's go with the lighter weight today,
shall we?

634
00:49:32,191 --> 00:49:36,946
I'm actually thinking that
my first impression of Jenny was accurate.

635
00:49:37,029 --> 00:49:41,742
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, complete emotional basket case.

636
00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:45,329
- Needy, jealous...
- Mm-hm. Jealous.

637
00:49:45,413 --> 00:49:48,624
...control...
- Controlling. A trifecta. Perfect.

638
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:51,627
The truth is, I don't even love her.

639
00:49:54,087 --> 00:49:56,715
I'm in love with somebody else.

640
00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:59,050
You're in love with somebody else? Who?

641
00:49:59,134 --> 00:50:01,553
Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?

642
00:50:01,636 --> 00:50:04,431
I feel the same way. I totally...

643
00:50:06,475 --> 00:50:09,352
That's not a good sign, is it?

644
00:50:09,436 --> 00:50:13,190
- Who are you talking about?
- I don't wanna say. Not until I've told her.

645
00:50:13,273 --> 00:50:15,942
But, I mean, first I have
to break it off with Jenny.

646
00:50:16,026 --> 00:50:19,654
- God knows how I'm gonna do that.
- OK, come with me. Listen.

647
00:50:19,738 --> 00:50:23,867
There are only two ways to successfully
break it off with a woman.

648
00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:26,620
You can either be a jerk or a weenie.

649
00:50:26,703 --> 00:50:32,333
Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like,
"Hey, babe, listen up. I'm dumping your ass."

650
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:35,377
Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless.

651
00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:39,548
- I don't think you have the balls for it.
- Well, what's the weenie route?

652
00:50:39,632 --> 00:50:42,760
OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that.

653
00:50:42,843 --> 00:50:46,305
Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK?

654
00:50:46,388 --> 00:50:52,102
Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye,
take her hand. Give me your hand.

655
00:50:52,186 --> 00:50:54,688
You say, "Sweetheart,

656
00:50:54,772 --> 00:51:00,361
I think we need to take a little time off
from the relationship to re-evaluate things."

657
00:51:00,444 --> 00:51:03,030
Don't return any of her calls
for a year and a half.

658
00:51:03,114 --> 00:51:06,324
Pretty soon she'll give up
and you'll be in the clear.

659
00:51:06,407 --> 00:51:08,660
I can't believe I actually listen to you.

660
00:51:08,743 --> 00:51:12,163
Another thing. Make sure you do it
after you've had sex with her.

661
00:51:12,247 --> 00:51:14,999
It's really difficult the other way around.

662
00:51:26,469 --> 00:51:31,141
<i>I was thinking, maybe we should
take a little time to... (clears throat)</i>

663
00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:33,935
re-examine where this is going.

664
00:51:38,439 --> 00:51:40,525
My God.

665
00:51:41,733 --> 00:51:44,361
Are you breaking up with me?

666
00:51:45,612 --> 00:51:48,532
No. No. Not at all.

667
00:51:50,284 --> 00:51:57,499
I mean, I just... I think it would be wise
to try and evaluate where we stand,

668
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:01,503
just to make sure we're on the same page.

669
00:52:03,464 --> 00:52:09,136
So you're not saying that we should
start seeing other people or anything?

670
00:52:09,219 --> 00:52:11,722
No. No.

671
00:52:11,805 --> 00:52:14,391
<i>- No, I'm not saying that.
- (relieved sigh)</i>

672
00:52:14,475 --> 00:52:18,144
OK, good. You scared me there for a second.

673
00:52:18,227 --> 00:52:25,401
Although seeing other people might
eventually be a part of the evaluation process.

674
00:52:31,616 --> 00:52:33,701
Oh, my God.

675
00:52:35,077 --> 00:52:36,913
You are breaking up with me.

676
00:52:36,996 --> 00:52:41,000
- Jenny, it's not you, OK?
- Shut up!

677
00:52:46,339 --> 00:52:50,343
I know exactly what it is.
It's that slut from your office, Hannah.

678
00:52:50,426 --> 00:52:52,929
- You're sleeping with her.
- I am not sleep...

679
00:52:53,012 --> 00:52:56,807
- But you want to!
- Jenny, now, hold on a second, OK?

680
00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:59,559
You're such a liar!

681
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:05,190
Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna
know the truth? It's not Hannah, OK? It's you.

682
00:53:05,273 --> 00:53:08,985
You're needy, jealous, manipulative.
I can't take it anymore.

683
00:53:09,069 --> 00:53:12,197
- It's crazy.
- Don't call me crazy!

684
00:53:16,118 --> 00:53:21,206
See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking
about. I can't handle that on a daily basis.

685
00:53:21,289 --> 00:53:23,458
Well, handle this.

686
00:53:25,877 --> 00:53:28,880
What are you doing?!

687
00:53:35,803 --> 00:53:38,848
You are so gonna regret this.

688
00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,480
Oh, man.

689
00:53:54,071 --> 00:53:55,948
- Wednesday? Thursday?
- No. No.

690
00:53:56,031 --> 00:53:59,285
Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
Brunch? In the day?

691
00:53:59,368 --> 00:54:01,454
Don't speak to me.

692
00:54:05,249 --> 00:54:07,959
Oh, well. Look at it this way.

693
00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:10,378
The hard part is over.

694
00:54:10,462 --> 00:54:12,755
I don't know. She said I'd regret it.

695
00:54:13,381 --> 00:54:15,842
Don't worry about that. They always say that.

696
00:54:15,925 --> 00:54:17,760
Yeah?

697
00:54:17,844 --> 00:54:19,929
I guess you're right.

698
00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:26,811
You know, there's something that I've been
dying to tell you ever since I found it out.

699
00:54:26,895 --> 00:54:29,689
- Found out what?
- I just need you to promise me...

700
00:54:29,773 --> 00:54:32,817
- I promise.
- Hold on, let me finish, this is serious.

701
00:54:32,901 --> 00:54:39,157
- I need you to promise me that you're not...
- I promise. I won't tell anybody. Tell me.

702
00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:42,826
You know Jenny?

703
00:54:44,995 --> 00:54:47,080
Yeah.

704
00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:52,002
She's G-Girl.

705
00:54:59,343 --> 00:55:01,428
Bullshit.

706
00:55:02,179 --> 00:55:03,388
Bullshit.

707
00:55:03,472 --> 00:55:06,642
Apparently, this old dog
still has a few tricks left.

708
00:55:06,725 --> 00:55:09,853
Oh, my God, you have been doing G-Girl!

709
00:55:09,937 --> 00:55:12,689
- I know! It's unbelievable. Me.
- Incredible.

710
00:55:12,773 --> 00:55:14,566
- I can't believe it.
- Knuckles.

711
00:55:14,650 --> 00:55:17,694
Imagine the heat I'll have
with the women when they find out.

712
00:55:17,778 --> 00:55:21,823
Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind
you revealing her secret identity?

713
00:55:21,906 --> 00:55:24,867
I warned you, Matt Saunders!

714
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,411
No!

715
00:55:33,501 --> 00:55:35,461
<i>(# "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd)</i>

716
00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:39,632
<i># She hates me</i>

717
00:55:39,715 --> 00:55:42,885
<i># Trust, she fucking hates me</i>

718
00:55:42,969 --> 00:55:45,179
<i># La la la la</i>

719
00:55:45,263 --> 00:55:48,432
<i># She hates me</i>

720
00:55:48,516 --> 00:55:50,309
<i># Trust, she fucking hates me</i>

721
00:55:50,393 --> 00:55:52,895
Watch it, dumb-ass!

722
00:56:07,909 --> 00:56:09,661
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

723
00:56:09,744 --> 00:56:12,914
What could be wrong?
Everything's great. Never better.

724
00:56:12,998 --> 00:56:15,041
Tell me.

725
00:56:15,959 --> 00:56:20,255
OK. I, uh... I broke up with Jenny.

726
00:56:20,338 --> 00:56:25,093
You were right. I mean, she is
totally deranged, off-her-rocker crazy.

727
00:56:25,177 --> 00:56:28,472
I should have listened to you
from the beginning.

728
00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:31,682
Why don't you lay off
the crazy women for a while, huh?

729
00:56:31,765 --> 00:56:34,477
Come here. I'm sorry.

730
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,645
Hey, Hannah.

731
00:56:37,521 --> 00:56:41,358
There's been something that I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.

732
00:56:41,442 --> 00:56:43,527
Yes?

733
00:56:43,611 --> 00:56:45,571
It's about you and...

734
00:56:50,326 --> 00:56:52,411
- Sorry. Are you OK?
- Out. Now.

735
00:56:52,495 --> 00:56:54,705
I'm going through a weird phase.

736
00:56:54,789 --> 00:56:57,249
- I saw that!
- What? No, it was nothing, Carla.

737
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,960
Nothing? You knocked her down! You hit her!

738
00:57:00,044 --> 00:57:04,298
- Was there groping? Did he grope you?
- No, it was an accident.

739
00:57:04,381 --> 00:57:06,467
An accident? OK, like a fender-bender?

740
00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:09,344
Here, we need to talk. Come here.

741
00:57:10,553 --> 00:57:15,183
Listen, my friend.
You are headed for some serious trouble.

742
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:18,353
- Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake.
- OK.

743
00:57:18,436 --> 00:57:22,857
You have got to get your mind out of the
gutter long enough to nail this presentation.

744
00:57:22,941 --> 00:57:27,570
- I hear you, homegirl. I got it.
- What? What did you just call me?!

745
00:57:27,654 --> 00:57:28,905
What? I don't know.

746
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:33,785
If the company doesn't get this project,
we're going to take a major hit.

747
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,913
You really have a problem. Call my therapist.

748
00:57:36,996 --> 00:57:38,873
OK, I'll call him... her.

749
00:57:38,957 --> 00:57:40,750
- Matt.
- What?

750
00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:43,335
- Phone call.
- Oh, man.

751
00:57:45,546 --> 00:57:48,715
That boy has a major case of the hornies.

752
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,803
Yeah?

753
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:56,390
There's the young kid that zooms around
in here. Did he do something?

754
00:57:56,473 --> 00:58:00,310
- It's just up here.
- Looks like they broke in, fried the camera

755
00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:02,688
and then blew a huge hole
through the wall.

756
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:06,150
- I've never seen nothing like it.
- Don't make no sense.

757
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:09,153
We got a lot of nice cars -
his is the only one they took.

758
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,946
Bitch.

759
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:16,994
Somebody went to a lot of trouble.
You know who could have done this?

760
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,495
No. No, I don't.

761
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,749
- Somebody with a grudge against you?
- Grudge? Against me?

762
00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:27,753
No. No, I don't. I'm sorry.

763
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:30,131
- We'll let you know if it turns up.
- OK.

764
00:58:30,214 --> 00:58:34,135
- Let's get to the paperwork.
- I wouldn't hold my breath on that, sir.

765
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:39,766
<i>Gentlemen... (speaks Chinese)</i>

766
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:43,269
If you look closely, our model here...

767
00:58:43,352 --> 00:58:45,438
What the hell...?

768
00:58:48,065 --> 00:58:50,234
Oh, that's just great.

769
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:56,531
Oh, shit! I just got that fixed.

770
00:58:56,615 --> 00:59:02,329
Sorry, just came to use your telescope.
Nice and dark, isn't it?

771
00:59:02,412 --> 00:59:05,248
Wait a second. Is this all because of you?

772
00:59:05,332 --> 00:59:10,253
Yep, that'd be me. Ah, yes.

773
00:59:10,337 --> 00:59:12,672
There we go.

774
00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:15,300
Come and have a look-see.

775
00:59:21,348 --> 00:59:22,432
I don't see any...

776
00:59:29,189 --> 00:59:32,942
- That's real mature.
- Save you a fortune in parking.

777
00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:37,279
Why are you doing this to me?
I mean, you're supposed to be the good guy.

778
00:59:37,363 --> 00:59:41,367
I am the good guy. You are the bad guy.

779
00:59:41,450 --> 00:59:45,329
It's been a pleasure seeing you,
but I got a big day at the office tomorrow.

780
00:59:45,412 --> 00:59:49,416
I've got an important presentation to make,
so I need to get some sleep.

781
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:54,713
I'm gonna have to say good night. You might
be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with,

782
00:59:54,797 --> 00:59:58,801
but you wanna know something?
You're the craziest, hands down!

783
00:59:58,884 --> 01:00:01,178
- Really?
- Aargh!

784
01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:23,658
Dick?!

785
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,620
<i>(speak Chinese)</i>

786
01:00:27,704 --> 01:00:29,414
Will we begin soon?

787
01:00:29,497 --> 01:00:33,168
I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting.
I apologize. It's very rude.

788
01:00:33,251 --> 01:00:36,588
Just a few more minutes, please.

789
01:00:36,671 --> 01:00:40,133
- Hi. Excuse me, hi.
- Glad you could join us.

790
01:00:40,216 --> 01:00:42,927
Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat?

791
01:00:43,011 --> 01:00:46,513
- No.
- Why am I not surprised?

792
01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:49,266
- Hi. How are you?
- We can finally begin.

793
01:00:49,349 --> 01:00:51,935
- Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders.
- You OK?

794
01:00:52,019 --> 01:00:54,563
I'm fine. I'm fine.

795
01:00:54,646 --> 01:00:57,357
OK, gentlemen...

796
01:00:57,441 --> 01:01:00,027
<i>(speaks Chinese)</i>

797
01:01:00,611 --> 01:01:04,948
OK. Our design integrates
classic architectural ideas

798
01:01:05,032 --> 01:01:07,075
from the history of Chinese culture

799
01:01:07,159 --> 01:01:11,914
and transforms them
into a contemporary 21st century esthetic.

800
01:01:11,997 --> 01:01:16,168
But you can see clearly
that functionality has not been sac...

801
01:01:16,251 --> 01:01:18,420
<i>(swoosh)</i>

802
01:01:19,755 --> 01:01:22,006
Sac...

803
01:01:23,424 --> 01:01:29,055
<i>(clears throat) Sacrificed, as you can see here
by the multiple entrances to the central</i>

804
01:01:29,138 --> 01:01:31,766
multipurpose courtyard area.

805
01:01:31,849 --> 01:01:34,268
Exactly. Exactly. Right.

806
01:01:34,352 --> 01:01:37,105
And with a total capacity for...

807
01:01:55,706 --> 01:01:59,167
You are one sick bastard!

808
01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,759
Oh, man. I am so, so sorry.

809
01:02:07,843 --> 01:02:09,928
<i>- Thanks.
- (sniggers)</i>

810
01:02:10,887 --> 01:02:14,057
- You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
- Vaughn, shh!

811
01:02:14,141 --> 01:02:15,600
Sorry.

812
01:02:15,684 --> 01:02:19,438
<i>Man, no woman's ever done that to me,
and I actually am a dick.</i>

813
01:02:19,521 --> 01:02:24,818
OK, all done.
I am so sorry that you got fired.

814
01:02:24,901 --> 01:02:27,320
What happened in there?
Why did you...

815
01:02:27,404 --> 01:02:31,491
It's hard to explain.
Let's just say it's a good time for me to leave.

816
01:02:31,575 --> 01:02:35,828
- Where are you going?
- Don't know. Don't care.

817
01:02:35,911 --> 01:02:41,041
Look, if there's something wrong,
I'd like to help.

818
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:48,048
Look, Hannah. Please just stay
as far away from me as possible, OK?

819
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:51,427
If something were to happen to you
because of me,

820
01:02:51,510 --> 01:02:54,430
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

821
01:03:03,689 --> 01:03:05,775
<i>(knock at door)</i>

822
01:03:13,448 --> 01:03:15,575
Oh, damn!

823
01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:17,744
<i>(pained gasps)</i>

824
01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:21,414
May we come in?

825
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,583
Nice place.

826
01:03:28,713 --> 01:03:31,341
You broke her heart, didn't you?

827
01:03:31,424 --> 01:03:34,803
What do you need? Why are you here?
I'm in the middle of a project.

828
01:03:34,886 --> 01:03:38,598
The same as you -
to get her out of my life for good.

829
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:41,059
I want you to help me neutralize her.

830
01:03:41,142 --> 01:03:46,480
Hey, whatever she's done to me,
I'm not gonna help you kill her.

831
01:03:46,563 --> 01:03:49,233
I didn't say "kill", I said "neutralize".

832
01:03:49,316 --> 01:03:52,653
It's a neutral word.
"Kill" is "kill". This is Switzerland.

833
01:03:52,736 --> 01:03:58,659
I have developed the means
of permanently stripping her of her powers.

834
01:03:59,827 --> 01:04:01,411
No powers?

835
01:04:01,495 --> 01:04:06,917
So she'd just be another average,
everyday, run-of-the-mill, crazy ex-girlfriend?

836
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,420
Yeah. That's gotta be better.

837
01:04:10,129 --> 01:04:14,800
- So what would you want me to do?
- Draw her out into the open.

838
01:04:14,883 --> 01:04:18,137
Help me get her when her guard is down,
when she's vulnerable.

839
01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:22,974
Look, I don't mean to offend you,
but you have a reputation for doing things

840
01:04:23,057 --> 01:04:25,518
that most people would consider to be...

841
01:04:25,601 --> 01:04:27,353
No-nos?

842
01:04:27,437 --> 01:04:28,646
Yes.

843
01:04:28,729 --> 01:04:32,984
Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring.

844
01:04:33,067 --> 01:04:35,319
- From supervillainy?
- Yeah.

845
01:04:35,403 --> 01:04:39,740
That's good. Look, if you're going to retire,
why not just forget about her?

846
01:04:39,824 --> 01:04:42,410
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm leaving town.

847
01:04:42,493 --> 01:04:49,125
Because that woman, she just won't
leave me alone. She's obsessed with me.

848
01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:53,212
She has harassed me at every turn
and she never, ever stops.

849
01:04:53,296 --> 01:04:59,718
So when you finally realize that she is not the
woman who is ever going to forget about you,

850
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:03,555
- then you give me a call.
- OK.

851
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,724
All right?

852
01:05:09,269 --> 01:05:12,606
Or you can email me
at "professorbedlam.com".

853
01:05:12,689 --> 01:05:14,775
It's all one word.

854
01:05:17,778 --> 01:05:22,365
I think I'll just, uh... give running away a try.

855
01:05:24,075 --> 01:05:26,161
<i>(phone rings)</i>

856
01:05:28,914 --> 01:05:32,292
<i>(answer phone) It's Matt.
Please leave a message.</i>

857
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:36,796
<i>Matt, it's Hannah.
Are you there? Please pick up.</i>

858
01:05:36,879 --> 01:05:41,550
<i>I... I need your help.
Something really bad's happened.</i>

859
01:05:42,426 --> 01:05:46,472
<i>- Oh, God, I guess you're not there. Bye.
- Hannah!</i>

860
01:05:48,349 --> 01:05:52,061
<i># You can't stop this feeling</i>

861
01:05:52,144 --> 01:05:54,563
<i># You can't run away</i>

862
01:05:54,647 --> 01:05:57,691
<i># Baby, I'm what's on your mind</i>

863
01:05:57,775 --> 01:06:01,695
<i># You can't stop this feeling</i>

864
01:06:01,779 --> 01:06:03,739
<i># There's no escape</i>

865
01:06:03,823 --> 01:06:05,282
<i># No sleep tonight</i>

866
01:06:05,366 --> 01:06:08,077
<i># You won't get no sleep tonight</i>

867
01:06:10,578 --> 01:06:12,330
<i>- (knock at door)
- Who is it?</i>

868
01:06:12,413 --> 01:06:15,166
It's me, Matt. Open up.

869
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:19,295
Hannah. Are you OK?
What did she do to you? Is she here?

870
01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:22,257
- Is who here?
- G-Girl!

871
01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:24,926
G-Girl? Like the superhero?

872
01:06:25,009 --> 01:06:27,303
Yeah, G-Girl the super...

873
01:06:28,513 --> 01:06:30,598
Why did you call me?

874
01:06:32,434 --> 01:06:35,520
- Steve was cheating on me.
- Oh, thank God.

875
01:06:35,603 --> 01:06:37,939
What?

876
01:06:38,690 --> 01:06:43,236
Thank God that you found out
sooner rather than later.

877
01:06:43,319 --> 01:06:45,071
I am sorry.

878
01:06:45,155 --> 01:06:49,032
Yeah, I caught him in bed
with another woman.

879
01:06:49,116 --> 01:06:51,785
Actually, two other women.

880
01:06:51,869 --> 01:06:56,373
Maybe three.
I don't know - I didn't really get a good look.

881
01:06:56,457 --> 01:06:58,751
- Three?
- Yeah.

882
01:06:59,752 --> 01:07:00,544
Wow.

883
01:07:00,627 --> 01:07:06,091
Steve was so good-looking
and he loved jazz and rock-climbing.

884
01:07:06,175 --> 01:07:08,635
He took me to nice places
and gave me multiple...

885
01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:11,513
I don't really need to hear that.

886
01:07:16,977 --> 01:07:21,565
The thing is,
I never really had any fun with him.

887
01:07:23,024 --> 01:07:25,943
Not like I have with you.

888
01:07:26,027 --> 01:07:30,281
You've been
a really good friend to me, Saunders.

889
01:07:32,909 --> 01:07:34,994
Hannah, the thing is,

890
01:07:36,454 --> 01:07:39,624
I don't wanna be just a friend any more.

891
01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:42,001
- You don't?
- No.

892
01:07:43,252 --> 01:07:45,296
Look...

893
01:07:46,214 --> 01:07:50,760
Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately.

894
01:07:50,843 --> 01:07:53,930
But it has made me realize
what's most important to me.

895
01:07:54,013 --> 01:07:59,768
Seeing you at work every day, that was
always the thing I looked forward to the most.

896
01:07:59,851 --> 01:08:05,148
You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl that I've ever met.

897
01:08:07,109 --> 01:08:10,529
And I'm completely
and totally in love with you.

898
01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:13,406
Oh.

899
01:08:32,759 --> 01:08:38,097
<i>(Matt) Oh, that was great. Didn't hurt at all.</i>

900
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:45,104
I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but this might be the best moment of my life.

901
01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:48,065
That's not fair. I was gonna say that.

902
01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:49,650
Oh.

903
01:08:49,733 --> 01:08:51,819
<i>(Jenny) Hey! Sweetie!</i>

904
01:08:56,282 --> 01:08:57,658
Matt?

905
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,912
I hate you, Matt Saunders!

906
01:09:04,165 --> 01:09:06,041
Get down!

907
01:09:30,023 --> 01:09:32,567
<i>(brakes screech, loud smash)</i>

908
01:09:33,443 --> 01:09:35,528
<i>(screaming)</i>

909
01:09:43,369 --> 01:09:46,623
Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

910
01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:52,377
I can't tell you.

911
01:09:52,461 --> 01:09:55,631
And she was so pissed off.
Have you done something?

912
01:09:55,714 --> 01:09:58,258
- Are you in trouble?
- No. Well, yeah.

913
01:09:58,342 --> 01:10:00,636
And as long as I'm here, so are you.

914
01:10:00,719 --> 01:10:03,514
You gotta get outside the city.
Go someplace and hide.

915
01:10:03,597 --> 01:10:06,558
San Diego. Tahiti. Utah.

916
01:10:06,642 --> 01:10:09,186
No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else.

917
01:10:09,269 --> 01:10:11,980
But you gotta go someplace,
lay low for a while.

918
01:10:12,064 --> 01:10:14,691
- I don't understand.
- Look.

919
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:19,321
If I ever see you again,
this will all be over, OK?

920
01:10:20,030 --> 01:10:22,533
If?

921
01:10:22,616 --> 01:10:24,700
Matt, wait.

922
01:10:57,567 --> 01:11:00,360
- Oh, it's you.
- Come in. Wait here.

923
01:11:01,736 --> 01:11:04,406
- Right here? Where?
- What? Right here.

924
01:11:04,489 --> 01:11:07,409
- OK.
- Over there.

925
01:11:22,132 --> 01:11:24,217
Wow.

926
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:39,106
Look, I'm here cos I need your help, OK?
I just need to know how we're gonna stop her.

927
01:11:39,190 --> 01:11:45,071
I have spent the past ten years trying
to analyze the source of G-Girl's power.

928
01:11:45,154 --> 01:11:48,574
It is a unique type of radiation
that permeates every cell of her body.

929
01:11:48,657 --> 01:11:53,662
Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school.
She told me. I know.

930
01:11:53,746 --> 01:11:55,831
- She told you that?
- Yeah.

931
01:11:56,874 --> 01:11:59,376
Did she talk about me?

932
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:03,047
I mean, she said you guys were friends,
you had a falling out.

933
01:12:03,130 --> 01:12:07,551
Bullshit! That meteorite
changed everything between us.

934
01:12:07,635 --> 01:12:12,931
But now, I've got something
that will totally level the playing field.

935
01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:19,437
That?

936
01:12:19,521 --> 01:12:21,231
The rock?

937
01:12:21,314 --> 01:12:24,275
No, the ham. Yes, the rock.

938
01:12:26,027 --> 01:12:30,740
A special rock.
It was a rock that gave off the radiation.

939
01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:34,327
I now have a rock
that will absorb the radiation.

940
01:12:35,662 --> 01:12:38,289
So if you got Jenny
close enough to this thing...

941
01:12:38,373 --> 01:12:42,585
It'll draw the radiation from her body,
sucking it out of her like a sponge.

942
01:12:42,669 --> 01:12:46,256
Draining her of her powers permanently.

943
01:12:46,339 --> 01:12:50,592
OK, so what do you need me for?
Why can't you just get her close to it?

944
01:12:50,676 --> 01:12:53,429
With that superhearing of hers?

945
01:12:53,512 --> 01:12:57,057
No, I need someone who can lure her to it.

946
01:12:57,141 --> 01:12:59,852
Someone who she has no cause to fear.

947
01:12:59,935 --> 01:13:02,938
A weak and powerless simpleton.

948
01:13:03,021 --> 01:13:05,107
An idiot.

949
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:25,793
<i>(Jenny) No, all of these invoices were
returned. None of them have been paid.</i>

950
01:13:25,877 --> 01:13:28,337
Call back.

951
01:13:29,964 --> 01:13:33,509
And these two are supposed to be...

952
01:13:38,514 --> 01:13:40,600
Hi.

953
01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:45,354
Hi.

954
01:13:45,438 --> 01:13:46,773
What's this?

955
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:49,734
It's just a little something
I thought I'd bring by...

956
01:13:49,817 --> 01:13:51,569
- Flowers?
- Yeah.

957
01:13:51,652 --> 01:13:55,615
You think flowers
are going to make me forgive you?

958
01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:59,619
No. No, I do not think that.
I don't think that at all.

959
01:13:59,702 --> 01:14:03,038
Then what the hell are you doing here?

960
01:14:03,121 --> 01:14:10,003
OK, look. To be honest, I realize that
I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

961
01:14:10,087 --> 01:14:16,551
I'm desperately in love with you and I'd
do anything for us to be together again.

962
01:14:22,182 --> 01:14:24,267
I would.

963
01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:35,070
Oh, God.

964
01:14:35,153 --> 01:14:37,238
They're beautiful.

965
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:39,949
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.

966
01:14:40,032 --> 01:14:43,119
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

967
01:14:43,202 --> 01:14:49,041
What do you think about today after work
you come by my place around seven

968
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:55,256
- and I'll make us a nice dinner?
- Seven? I'd love to.

969
01:15:22,782 --> 01:15:24,868
Matt?

970
01:15:25,869 --> 01:15:27,954
Matt?

971
01:15:31,374 --> 01:15:33,877
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Jenny.

972
01:15:35,170 --> 01:15:37,380
Matt, it's beautiful.

973
01:15:37,464 --> 01:15:40,550
Oh, what is that? Is that for me?

974
01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:44,262
It is. It's a little something I got you cos...

975
01:15:44,345 --> 01:15:47,849
I wanna apologize
for the terrible way that I've treated you.

976
01:15:47,932 --> 01:15:51,435
- It just wasn't right.
- You're so sweet. You didn't have to.

977
01:15:51,518 --> 01:15:53,896
- It's true, I'm sorry.
- What is it?

978
01:15:53,979 --> 01:15:58,567
No peeking, OK? I want it
to be a surprise. Let's have a toast.

979
01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:01,320
<i>(Jenny) You are amazing.</i>

980
01:16:01,403 --> 01:16:04,406
<i>(Matt) To second chances.</i>

981
01:16:05,449 --> 01:16:07,826
<i>(Jenny) To second chances.</i>

982
01:16:09,453 --> 01:16:14,041
The man's not bad.
He might have a future in our business.

983
01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:16,877
You know, deep down,

984
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:21,673
I had a feeling that you'd realize
your mistake and come back to me.

985
01:16:21,757 --> 01:16:23,842
You are wise.

986
01:16:25,761 --> 01:16:28,763
- Do you wanna know a secret?
- Sure.

987
01:16:32,475 --> 01:16:35,103
That's why I didn't kill you.

988
01:16:35,186 --> 01:16:37,271
<i>(forced laugh)</i>

989
01:16:59,752 --> 01:17:01,045
Matt?

990
01:17:01,129 --> 01:17:03,880
You are the sweetest guy I've ever met.

991
01:17:03,964 --> 01:17:07,008
- Oh, no, no, I'm not.
- Yes, yes, you are.

992
01:17:07,968 --> 01:17:10,595
You're sweet.

993
01:17:10,679 --> 01:17:12,764
Yummy.

994
01:17:14,057 --> 01:17:16,351
Matt?!

995
01:17:16,435 --> 01:17:18,311
What are you doing here?

996
01:17:18,395 --> 01:17:20,981
Me?! What are you doing here?

997
01:17:21,064 --> 01:17:24,443
<i>You said your life was in danger.
And what's she doing here?</i>

998
01:17:24,526 --> 01:17:27,571
- Who's that? Do we know her?
- I don't know her.

999
01:17:27,654 --> 01:17:28,864
I don't know her.

1000
01:17:28,947 --> 01:17:34,202
You know how you tried to steal my
boyfriend by being such a big, fat whore?

1001
01:17:34,286 --> 01:17:36,913
- It didn't work.
- Jenny, stop. Let me handle this.

1002
01:17:36,997 --> 01:17:38,456
- Are you back with her?
- No.

1003
01:17:38,539 --> 01:17:40,624
- What?
- Yeah.

1004
01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:43,794
Look, it's very complicated, OK?

1005
01:17:43,878 --> 01:17:46,714
How could you do this?
You told me you loved me.

1006
01:17:46,797 --> 01:17:49,759
Hannah, please, just do me a favor, OK?
Just leave.

1007
01:17:49,842 --> 01:17:54,054
I mean, just try to have a little self-respect.
You're starting to look pathetic.

1008
01:17:54,138 --> 01:17:59,894
Matt! You are not... Oh, my God. There you
are. Thank God. I've been calling you all day.

1009
01:17:59,977 --> 01:18:02,688
Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me.

1010
01:18:02,772 --> 01:18:05,483
- Not now.
- Tonight. Third base line. Yahoo!

1011
01:18:05,566 --> 01:18:09,028
- Now is a terrible time, OK?
- Hey, what's in the box?

1012
01:18:09,111 --> 01:18:13,783
- Stay away from that box.
- You know, Hannah,

1013
01:18:13,866 --> 01:18:17,911
why don't you just run along before I have
to kick your ass back to Munchkin Land?

1014
01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:21,039
- Stay away from it.
- It looks big, it might be a nice present.

1015
01:18:21,122 --> 01:18:25,085
- Are you threatening me?
- Push me one more time and you'll find out.

1016
01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:29,464
Oh, yeah? What are you going to do?
Squash me with your gigantic feet?

1017
01:18:29,547 --> 01:18:32,383
- That's it!
- Don't touch me!

1018
01:18:33,968 --> 01:18:38,264
Just do me a favor and leave
and take Hannah with you...

1019
01:18:38,973 --> 01:18:42,435
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! You're G-Girl.

1020
01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:45,397
You have been doing G-Girl?

1021
01:18:46,314 --> 01:18:50,402
- Vaughn, open the box!
- Go! Go! Go! Watch the van!

1022
01:18:52,152 --> 01:18:54,321
Open the damn box!

1023
01:18:56,615 --> 01:18:57,991
Aargh!

1024
01:18:58,075 --> 01:19:01,537
- It's not much of a present.
- Agh!

1025
01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:03,705
I'm sorry.

1026
01:19:06,417 --> 01:19:08,502
You bastard!

1027
01:19:17,511 --> 01:19:20,347
Matt, that's a weird rock.

1028
01:19:20,431 --> 01:19:21,807
Ah.

1029
01:19:21,890 --> 01:19:26,019
A happy ending for everybody.
Well done, Mr. Saunders.

1030
01:19:26,103 --> 01:19:28,980
You did this? You helped him?

1031
01:19:29,063 --> 01:19:33,568
I'm really sorry.
You did throw a shark at me, you know.

1032
01:19:33,651 --> 01:19:37,488
Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK.

1033
01:19:38,489 --> 01:19:40,158
You idiot!

1034
01:19:42,201 --> 01:19:45,538
Looks like you're done, honey.

1035
01:19:45,621 --> 01:19:50,418
You always thought
you were so much better than me.

1036
01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:52,378
Now it's my turn.

1037
01:19:52,462 --> 01:19:55,757
Now I'll be the one with the powers.

1038
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,051
You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson.

1039
01:20:00,011 --> 01:20:02,805
We're having a moment here.

1040
01:20:04,473 --> 01:20:09,853
- Not so tough now, huh?!
- Hannah, don't let her touch the rock!

1041
01:20:23,325 --> 01:20:25,660
Hannah!

1042
01:20:28,497 --> 01:20:29,956
Oh, no! Hannah!

1043
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:34,336
I can't even see her. We gotta get down there.

1044
01:20:34,419 --> 01:20:36,505
Oh, man!

1045
01:20:37,464 --> 01:20:39,507
I think she's dead, Matt.

1046
01:20:39,590 --> 01:20:42,385
- I'm sorry. Let her go.
- We gotta dig her out!

1047
01:20:42,468 --> 01:20:45,846
- We gotta start the grieving process.
- Are you crazy?

1048
01:20:45,930 --> 01:20:48,516
- Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
- You!

1049
01:20:50,518 --> 01:20:53,229
I thought you were just a jerk!

1050
01:20:53,312 --> 01:20:55,689
Now I find out you're really stupid.

1051
01:20:55,773 --> 01:20:58,025
Teaming up with Barry?!

1052
01:21:04,657 --> 01:21:09,537
You broke my heart
and now I'm gonna break your everything.

1053
01:21:13,332 --> 01:21:15,334
Hey!

1054
01:21:15,418 --> 01:21:18,253
Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!

1055
01:21:19,212 --> 01:21:21,840
Bring it!

1056
01:21:27,011 --> 01:21:29,222
Oh, man!

1057
01:21:29,305 --> 01:21:31,766
Yes, girl fight!

1058
01:21:32,517 --> 01:21:34,394
Stupid!

1059
01:21:35,478 --> 01:21:37,522
Matt!

1060
01:21:44,946 --> 01:21:47,031
No!

1061
01:21:47,657 --> 01:21:49,492
Hannah!

1062
01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:51,202
Hannah, are you OK?

1063
01:21:52,161 --> 01:21:53,787
Oh, no!

1064
01:22:00,919 --> 01:22:03,088
You rat!

1065
01:22:06,341 --> 01:22:10,929
Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?

1066
01:22:14,391 --> 01:22:16,393
Uh-oh.

1067
01:22:35,870 --> 01:22:37,955
Wow!

1068
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:43,628
Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.

1069
01:22:43,711 --> 01:22:45,213
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.

1070
01:22:45,296 --> 01:22:48,508
I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,
but I'm all right.

1071
01:22:48,591 --> 01:22:52,345
Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.

1072
01:22:52,428 --> 01:22:54,680
Come on.

1073
01:22:56,891 --> 01:23:00,436
They're gonna kill each other. This way.

1074
01:23:02,522 --> 01:23:05,732
- Hey, it's you.
- Are you with them?

1075
01:23:05,816 --> 01:23:07,901
As a matter of fact, I am.

1076
01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,363
They went down there.

1077
01:23:29,673 --> 01:23:32,259
Stop!

1078
01:23:32,759 --> 01:23:36,805
Look at yourself.
You're terrifying these people.

1079
01:23:40,142 --> 01:23:44,729
Jenny... Jenny,
this has gotta stop right now, OK?

1080
01:23:44,812 --> 01:23:46,313
Please.

1081
01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:48,858
Just give me that, OK?

1082
01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:51,485
There you go. Just give it to me.

1083
01:23:51,569 --> 01:23:55,364
Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.

1084
01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:58,617
Hi.

1085
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:03,539
Look, God knows
I don't want you mad at me, OK?

1086
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:06,167
And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.

1087
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:10,337
And yeah, I know what we had
was something special.

1088
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:12,757
And at times it was great.

1089
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:17,927
But it wasn't love, all right?
And deep down, you know that.

1090
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:24,559
You're a great girl.
And you deserve to be with the perfect guy.

1091
01:24:24,642 --> 01:24:26,394
- You do.
- I do.

1092
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:31,900
And I know who the perfect guy for you is.
And he's here, right here, right now.

1093
01:24:31,983 --> 01:24:34,069
Professor.

1094
01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,990
- What?
- Barry?

1095
01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:42,494
- Go on, Professor, tell her.
- Tell her what?

1096
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:45,455
She's my mortal enemy?
I want nothing but her destruction?

1097
01:24:45,538 --> 01:24:50,710
- Come on, Barry, please.
- Please stop calling me Barry.

1098
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:54,588
It's true. This guy,
he's got a shrine to you in his house.

1099
01:24:54,671 --> 01:24:58,425
There are pictures of you
all over the walls, just of you.

1100
01:24:58,509 --> 01:25:02,012
This guy, he is hooked on you.
He really is.

1101
01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:05,599
Is that true?

1102
01:25:11,605 --> 01:25:16,985
Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.
It's now or never.

1103
01:25:17,069 --> 01:25:19,947
It may be a little true.

1104
01:25:22,032 --> 01:25:26,995
OK, OK, that's a good start.
Come on, Barry. Barry, come on.

1105
01:25:27,079 --> 01:25:29,705
All right, all right!

1106
01:25:29,789 --> 01:25:31,874
It's completely true.

1107
01:25:33,418 --> 01:25:36,045
I love you.

1108
01:25:36,129 --> 01:25:39,048
I've always loved you.

1109
01:25:39,132 --> 01:25:43,720
But if you love me so much, then how come
you're always trying to hurt me?

1110
01:25:43,803 --> 01:25:49,142
Because you hurt me. Because you
broke my heart into a billion pieces.

1111
01:25:49,225 --> 01:25:52,103
You ignored me.

1112
01:25:52,186 --> 01:25:54,272
You left me behind.

1113
01:25:56,274 --> 01:26:02,113
So I thought if I had the powers,
you may learn to love me

1114
01:26:02,196 --> 01:26:05,574
the way I have always loved you.

1115
01:26:09,870 --> 01:26:11,955
Are you sure?

1116
01:26:13,331 --> 01:26:15,542
Do you really love me?

1117
01:26:19,671 --> 01:26:21,923
Oh, yeah.

1118
01:26:33,894 --> 01:26:36,938
It's over. Can you believe it?
I'm free. You were great.

1119
01:26:37,022 --> 01:26:38,565
I can't believe that fight.

1120
01:26:38,648 --> 01:26:41,734
I still think she'd kick my butt,
but I got a few good punches in.

1121
01:26:41,817 --> 01:26:44,904
You saved my ass in there.
You were wonderful.

1122
01:26:44,987 --> 01:26:48,157
And I'm really sorry
I didn't explain things to you sooner,

1123
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:52,828
- but I was just trying to protect you.
- I totally understand.

1124
01:26:52,912 --> 01:26:54,038
Good.

1125
01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:58,167
- Oh, my God, my hair.
- Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it.

1126
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,211
Here, try this on.

1127
01:27:00,294 --> 01:27:02,171
Thanks.

1128
01:27:03,547 --> 01:27:06,092
See? Adorable.

1129
01:27:06,175 --> 01:27:08,469
- Yes, you are.
- No, not me.

1130
01:27:08,552 --> 01:27:11,347
- Come here.
- Agh!

1131
01:27:11,430 --> 01:27:13,182
- Tight.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

1132
01:27:13,265 --> 01:27:16,977
- It's OK.
- I'm still getting used to all of this.

1133
01:27:17,061 --> 01:27:23,066
You and me both. And you know, we're going
to have to talk about the relationship too.

1134
01:27:23,149 --> 01:27:27,028
- Talk? You mean...
- Your powers.

1135
01:27:27,112 --> 01:27:31,991
Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean
you have to use 'em, you know what I mean?

1136
01:27:32,075 --> 01:27:35,203
You're a little scared of me.

1137
01:27:35,286 --> 01:27:38,206
What? Scared?
No, come on, I'm not scared at all.

1138
01:27:38,289 --> 01:27:40,375
Come here.

1139
01:27:49,467 --> 01:27:51,344
Are you ready?

1140
01:27:51,428 --> 01:27:55,723
Yeah! I am. I'm ready.

1141
01:27:55,806 --> 01:27:58,434
OK. Here we go.

1142
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:05,274
OK, all right, I got it.

1143
01:28:12,197 --> 01:28:16,827
- Hold on, I think I tweaked something.
- Oh, you poor baby.

1144
01:28:27,046 --> 01:28:29,173
What the hell were you doing?!

1145
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,551
Sorry. Sorry.

1146
01:28:45,855 --> 01:28:48,107
Oh.

1147
01:28:48,191 --> 01:28:51,861
I brought it down for you.
Peace offering.

1148
01:28:56,741 --> 01:28:59,827
You've done so much for us.
We couldn't be happier.

1149
01:28:59,911 --> 01:29:02,497
- How...? How...?
- Asteroids.

1150
01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:05,958
Most of that will just buff right out.

1151
01:29:10,629 --> 01:29:13,340
- I'll fix that.
- I could trick it out for you.

1152
01:29:13,423 --> 01:29:16,927
Rocket launchers, laser cannons,
voice-activated battle armor.

1153
01:29:17,010 --> 01:29:19,262
<i>- (police radio)
- Do you hear something?</i>

1154
01:29:19,346 --> 01:29:21,807
- No.
- There's a 747 in trouble.

1155
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:24,601
It's a 727. Time to go to work.

1156
01:29:25,602 --> 01:29:28,105
You need a hand?

1157
01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:31,566
- A hand?
- Yeah, any help?

1158
01:29:32,609 --> 01:29:35,404
I never had any help.

1159
01:29:35,487 --> 01:29:38,073
- Could be some heavy lifting.
- Yeah?

1160
01:29:38,156 --> 01:29:40,033
- OK.
- Yeah? Really?

1161
01:29:40,117 --> 01:29:43,911
- Yes.
- Yes! All right! Whoo!

1162
01:29:46,038 --> 01:29:48,499
OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go.

1163
01:29:56,632 --> 01:29:58,592
Yeah!

1164
01:29:59,510 --> 01:30:02,513
- Love you, honey!
- We'll be waiting!

1165
01:30:04,348 --> 01:30:08,561
What are we gonna do with this stuff?
Wanna get a beer?

1166
01:30:08,644 --> 01:30:10,813
- Sure.
- Let's do it.

1167
01:30:11,147 --> 01:30:14,692
<i># And the earth will be our home</i>

1168
01:30:14,775 --> 01:30:18,320
<i># And the sky our starry dome</i>

1169
01:30:18,404 --> 01:30:26,036
<i># And the only superpower here
that makes us strong, that kills the fear</i>

1170
01:30:26,119 --> 01:30:32,667
<i># The only superpower here is love</i>

1171
01:30:34,002 --> 01:30:40,508
<i># The only superpower here is love</i>

1172
01:30:40,592 --> 01:30:43,136
<i># Baby</i>

1173
01:30:43,219 --> 01:30:46,723
<i># Rescue me</i>

1174
01:30:46,806 --> 01:30:50,018
<i># From my dreams</i>

1175
01:30:50,101 --> 01:30:54,064
<i># And from my secret identity</i>

1176
01:30:54,147 --> 01:30:57,524
<i># Just wake me</i>

1177
01:30:57,608 --> 01:31:00,986
<i># From my sleep</i>

1178
01:31:01,070 --> 01:31:05,240
<i># Would you, please</i>

1179
01:31:05,324 --> 01:31:13,665
<i># Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?</i>

1180
01:31:15,542 --> 01:31:22,424
<i># All I want is to be with you
Why is that impossible?</i>

1181
01:31:22,508 --> 01:31:27,888
<i># I only see you disappear</i>

1182
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:36,729
<i># I know you've got a lot to do
The whole wide world just waits for you</i>

1183
01:31:36,813 --> 01:31:41,651
<i># And baby, I'll be waiting too</i>

1184
01:31:44,195 --> 01:31:48,700
<i># He was born to love her, yeah</i>

1185
01:31:50,535 --> 01:31:53,079
<i># Baby</i>

1186
01:31:53,162 --> 01:31:56,666
<i># Rescue me</i>

1187
01:31:56,749 --> 01:32:00,461
<i># Would you, please</i>

1188
01:32:00,545 --> 01:32:08,885
<i># Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?</i>

1189
01:32:11,930 --> 01:32:17,185
My God! You really do have superpowers.

1190
01:32:17,269 --> 01:32:20,856
Yeah. Well, it helps
when you haven't used them

1191
01:32:20,939 --> 01:32:27,487
in two years, three months,
one week and four days.

1192
01:32:27,571 --> 01:32:31,491
OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.

1193
01:32:32,034 --> 01:32:36,163
<i># Everyday people like you and me</i>

1194
01:32:36,246 --> 01:32:41,084
<i># Just want to live naturally</i>

1195
01:32:41,168 --> 01:32:45,337
<i># Time taught you and you told me</i>

1196
01:32:45,421 --> 01:32:49,592
<i># Nothing gonna get us down, can't you see?</i>

1197
01:32:49,675 --> 01:32:55,347
<i># I said if it don't matter to you,
it don't matter to me</i>

1198
01:32:56,891 --> 01:32:59,393
<i># No, no, no, no</i>

1199
01:32:59,477 --> 01:33:04,690
<i># If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me</i>

1200
01:33:08,611 --> 01:33:12,948
<i># People all around making sounds
and all kinds of noise</i>

1201
01:33:13,032 --> 01:33:17,661
<i># If I could only get there, then I could enjoy</i>

1202
01:33:17,745 --> 01:33:20,080
<i># Who they trying to be,
who they trying to fool?</i>

1203
01:33:20,163 --> 01:33:22,248
<i># Let's change the mood right now</i>

1204
01:33:22,332 --> 01:33:26,836
<i># Turn down the lights,
it's time to cool it down</i>

1205
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:32,550
<i># If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me</i>

1206
01:33:36,054 --> 01:33:40,558
<i># Yesterday and what we could be,
it don't matter</i>

1207
01:33:40,642 --> 01:33:45,146
<i># Getting more of what we don't need,
it don't matter</i>

1208
01:33:45,230 --> 01:33:50,777
<i># Everything, unless I'm with you,
it doesn't matter to me, no</i>

1209
01:33:52,487 --> 01:33:55,824
<i># Bring it on down, bring it on down to me</i>

1210
01:33:55,907 --> 01:33:58,075
<i>(# "One & Only" by Teitur)</i>

1211
01:34:01,912 --> 01:34:06,750
<i># So you wanna be my friend,
so you wanna be my lover</i>

1212
01:34:08,836 --> 01:34:14,299
<i># With you I do confess
I can't be one without the other</i>

1213
01:34:15,968 --> 01:34:19,513
<i># That was hard for me to say
I hope I said it right</i>

1214
01:34:19,596 --> 01:34:25,352
<i># Which ever, come what may,
you see I need to know tonight</i>

1215
01:34:25,436 --> 01:34:33,985
<i># Do you want to be my one and only love?</i>

1216
01:34:39,323 --> 01:34:48,750
<i># Do you want to be my one and only love?</i>

1217
01:34:52,378 --> 01:34:55,798
<i>(# "Everything's Right" by Matt Wertz)</i>

1218
01:35:00,344 --> 01:35:04,223
<i># Windows down, the night blows in</i>

1219
01:35:07,143 --> 01:35:11,688
<i># Tap the beat on the wheel as the tires spin</i>

1220
01:35:14,649 --> 01:35:18,570
<i># Until we're there crank the radio</i>

1221
01:35:21,907 --> 01:35:27,621
<i># We'll join in with the songs we know</i>

1222
01:35:29,581 --> 01:35:35,003
<i># Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight</i>

1223
01:35:36,630 --> 01:35:42,386
<i># Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight</i>

1224
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:29,180
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