1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,921 [crickets chirping] 3 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,891 //[Glass Concrete & Stone by David Byrne playing] 4 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:07,865 / Now I'm wakin' at the crack of dawn / 5 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:11,599 / To send a little money home / 6 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:15,732 / From here to the moon / 7 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,006 / Is risin' like a discotheque / 8 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,573 / And now my bags are down and packed / 9 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:25,445 / For traveling / 10 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,450 (anchor woman) After months of speculation 11 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,648 analysts expect an announcement this week 12 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,988 that GlobeCom International will acquire Waterman Publishing 13 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,824 and its flagship magazine, Sports America. 14 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,591 The man at the helm of GlobeCom, 15 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,326 billionaire media magnate Teddy K. 16 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,493 has been on a spending spree recently, 17 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,436 acquiring a food service company, a cable operator 18 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:47,530 and two telecommunications providers 19 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,701 in deals totaling more than $13 billion. 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,405 And how did one lucky ferret owner come to own 21 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,471 the largest dog treat manufacturer on the East Coast? 22 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,846 / Skin, that covers me from head to toe / 23 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:01,114 / Except a couple tiny holes / 24 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,821 / And openings / 25 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:08,656 / Where, the city's blowin' in and out / 26 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,628 / This is what it's all about / 27 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,859 / Delightfully / 28 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,993 / Everything's possible / 29 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,506 / When you're an animal, not inconceivable / 30 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,371 / How things can change / 31 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,035 / I know / 32 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,978 / So I'm puttin' on aftershave / 33 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:29,810 / Nothin' is out of place / 34 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,680 / Gonna be on my way / 35 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,447 / Try to pretend / 36 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,853 / It's not only / 37 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:41,860 / Glass and concrete and stone / 38 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:49,800 / That it's just a house, not a home // 39 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:00,870 (Dan) Mr. Kalb. 40 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,039 Dan. 41 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,111 Thanks for the Lakers tickets. 42 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,117 You bet. 43 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,949 Seats were terrific. 44 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,353 But l'm still not going to advertise in the magazine. 45 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,392 My son-in-law tells me that people don't read much anymore. 46 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,861 Too much effort moving the eyes back and forth. 47 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,455 So we're gonna put most of our budget 48 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,591 into television, radio, lnternet. 49 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,335 Okay. 50 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,996 ''Okay''? What does that mean? 51 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,596 l'm not gonna try to sell you. 52 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,164 Why the hell not? You're a salesman. 53 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,233 Yeah. Just not a very good one, that's all. 54 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,335 l'll say. 55 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,970 But l am gonna ask you one favor. 56 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,207 Oh, yeah? 57 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,647 l'm gonna leave you an issue of the magazine. 58 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,413 And l'm personally gonna send you a new one every week. 59 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,181 Now, l'll call you in a few weeks, 60 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,189 and if you want to, we'll talk. 61 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,121 There's a great article in there 62 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,183 comparing today's quarterbacks with Johnny Unitas. 63 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,159 [scoffing] 64 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,662 Unitas would kick their butts. 65 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,628 [chuckles] 66 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,689 So, this is your sales pitch? 67 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:57,293 l've been with the magazine for 20 years. l believe in it. 68 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,496 Well, good for you. 69 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,801 So, are you worried about all these rumors 70 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,068 that your parent company is about to be sold? 71 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,131 No, not really. 72 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,734 l don't see how it would affect us. 73 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,439 Well, hopefully it won't. 74 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,071 You know, that Teddy K. character 75 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,979 offered to buy my business a few years ago. 76 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,278 l told him to go screw himself. 77 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,250 [chuckling] 78 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:14,684 My son-in-law says l'm a dinosaur. 79 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,450 Don't knock dinosaurs. They ruled the earth for millions of years. 80 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,219 [chuckling] They must've been doing something right 81 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,894 (Carter) Simply put, we are never gonna be able to reach 82 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:25,328 this significant, untapped market, 83 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,866 until we learn to think like them. 84 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,699 ln point of fact, 85 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,227 less than .05 percent of all cell phone users 86 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,404 are under the age of 5 years old. 87 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,875 That's why we have the T-Rex phone 88 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,107 and the Triceratops phone, and the Pterodactyl phone. 89 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,670 'Cause it's gonna change all of that 90 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,651 and each one of these phones has its own unique ring. 91 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,647 [roaring] 92 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,161 [mimicking child] Mommy, Mommy, l want one. 93 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,522 Buy me one for Christmas. 94 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,159 P.F.G., Carter. P.F.G. 95 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:05,832 What's P.F.G.? 96 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,234 Pretty fricking good. 97 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,504 Gentlemen, ladies. l have an announcement to make: 98 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,539 lt's on. 99 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,307 Teddy K. has busted his move 100 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,405 and we are taking over Waterman Publishing. 101 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,449 Ow! 102 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,916 Let's give it up for Teddy K. 103 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:21,742 [hooting] 104 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,182 The man has vision. He's a maniac. 105 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:27,718 And, l guess it's okay to tell you Teddy K. 106 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,194 has personally asked me to go over there 107 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,096 and turn around marketing in the magazine division. 108 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,359 So, if you'll excuse me... 109 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,930 Carry on. 110 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,564 Waterman! That's incredible. 111 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,539 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 112 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,773 Mark. Mark, you're taking me with you. 113 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,609 Tell me you are taking me with you. 114 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,148 Carter, l'm gonna take that place 115 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,877 and whip its fat ass into shape. 116 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,350 And... And? 117 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:55,751 l want you to come run ad sales at Sports America. 118 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,881 l knew it. l knew it. 119 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,686 The magazine's a cash cow. 120 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,192 lt's the cornerstone. 121 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,023 l mentioned your name to Teddy K. 122 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,757 He liked what you did with cell phones. 123 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,662 Oh, hold up, hold up. l'm... 124 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,696 l'm sorry. Teddy K. knows my name? 125 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:09,928 l'm gonna tell you something. 126 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,697 And l don't want it to go to your head. 127 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:12,829 You're being groomed. 128 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,167 l'm being groomed? Yeah. 129 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,867 Mark. Thank you. 130 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,507 Thank you. l am going to kick so much ass for you. 131 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,806 l'm gonna take no prisoners. 132 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,107 l'll be your ninja assassin. 133 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,239 Wow. You're the new me. 134 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,341 No, l'm the new me. 135 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:27,544 Congratulations. 136 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,087 [chuckling] 137 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,092 What's up? 138 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,733 [engine starting] 139 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,034 [knocking on door] 140 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:22,700 Hey, Dad. 141 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:23,867 Hey, button. 142 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,275 What are you still doing awake? 143 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:27,972 Couldn't sleep. 144 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,013 Can't sleep? 145 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,942 What, were you worried about something? 146 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,419 No, not really. 147 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,420 [sighing] 148 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,956 'Cause, uh, 149 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,885 you know if--if--if you are worried about something 150 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,327 you can always talk to me about anything. 151 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,924 Remember? You know 152 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,403 when you were a little girl we crossed our hearts 153 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,871 and said we'd always tell each other everything. 154 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,066 Be honest with one another. 155 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,130 [chuckling] 156 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,335 Yeah. 157 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,375 l'm kind of tired. 158 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,979 Hmm. Okay. 159 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,446 We still gonna hit tomorrow? 160 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,880 Yeah, sure. 161 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,583 All right. l'll see you then. l love you. 162 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,244 l love you, too. 163 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:15,956 [Ann grunting] 164 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,423 [sighing] 165 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,486 Hmm. 166 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,061 Uh, what time is it? 167 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,259 lt's after 3:00. Go back to sleep, honey. 168 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,893 Sorry l woke you up. 169 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,437 Hi, sweetheart. 170 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,437 Hi. 171 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:27,962 Honey, 172 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,677 does Alex have a new boyfriend? 173 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:33,336 Uh, no. 174 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,471 W-What about that Myron kid? 175 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,148 l think that they're just friends. 176 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,478 Yeah. 177 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,711 [whispering] l'm pregnant. 178 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:40,911 What? 179 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,748 [sighing] 180 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,922 l'm sorry. l thought you said that you were pregnant. 181 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,085 Yeah. 182 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,718 You can't be pregnant. 183 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,262 Yeah, l can. l'm... l am. 184 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,854 Now, how could that happen? 185 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,957 Well, l think that you were there, too. 186 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,695 No, honey. 187 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,399 You know you're done with all that. 188 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,906 That's what Dr. Steinberg said, but he was wrong. 189 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,874 You're pregnant? Yep. 190 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,507 Holy crap. 191 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,774 Holy crap! 192 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,116 Are you sure? 193 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:12,241 Yeah. 194 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,218 Does it feel like a boy? 195 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,915 Right now it feels like a stomach flu. 196 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,754 You can't be serious. Are you serious? 197 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,554 [whispering] l am serious. 198 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:27,588 [moaning] 199 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,759 This is fine. This is fine. 200 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,360 This is... This is fine. 201 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,427 Yeah. 202 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:38,508 That means when he's 21, 203 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,876 l'll be 72. 204 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:41,914 Three. 205 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,846 Two. Three. 206 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,115 Holy crap. 207 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:51,846 l'm just so excited. l'm so excited. 208 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,824 ls excitement contagious or what? 209 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,155 Um, no. 210 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:58,492 l'm being groomed. l'm being groomed. 211 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,759 Do you have any idea what this means? 212 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,460 That you're a chimpanzee? 213 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,867 lt means that we're on the road. 214 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,428 You know, things are fallin' into place. 215 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,871 We can buy a bigger house. 216 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,067 We can have kids. You know? 217 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,166 [chuckling] 218 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,211 l'm sorry. We got a life going on here! 219 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,373 Carter, it's 3:00 a.m. 220 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:19,818 How much more enthusiasm are we looking at here? 221 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,910 15 minutes? An hour? 222 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,215 Honey, l'm sorry. 223 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,951 lt's just, Teddy K. knows my name. 224 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,823 Are you even qualified for this job? 225 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:34,331 What? Yes. Sure. 226 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,534 Selling cell phones, selling ad space. 227 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,629 You know, it's all the same crap. 228 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:45,510 Anyway, it's just a stepping-stone. 229 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,637 Love you. 230 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,205 Love you, too. 231 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,610 The light. Yep. 232 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,185 [dog barking] 233 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,324 We're all gonna get fired. 234 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,419 Well, anything's possible. 235 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,020 No, it's not possible. lt's probable. 236 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,894 (Lou) Did you hear about this Teddy K. guy? 237 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,797 Hear about him? Everybody's heard about him. 238 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,927 l heard he's an albino, but he covers it with makeup. 239 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,732 Alicia. Yes. What? 240 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:13,794 Are you fired? 241 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,238 What? No! What? Why? 242 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:16,365 You haven't heard anything. 243 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,909 Why? Are you fired? 244 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,743 Uh, l'm sorry. 245 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,141 Are--are you saying l'm fired? 246 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:29,244 No, no, not yet. l mean not yet, Dan. 247 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,389 l'm... l can't predict the future. Um, 248 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,550 the thing is, Dan, 249 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:37,153 you're not head of ad sales anymore. 250 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,721 Carter Duryea is. 251 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,830 Who is Carter Duryea? 252 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,964 Some hotshot from GlobeCom. 253 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:50,265 This a bummer, Dan. lt's a real bummer. 254 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,175 But you're lucky. A lot of people are getting canned immediately 255 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,234 across the company. 256 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,302 Are you getting fired? 257 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,474 Me? No. 258 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,853 This is a joke. This is a joke. 259 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,617 We have had our biggest year ever this year. 260 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,590 My sales team works incredibly hard. 261 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,217 l'm not gonna put up with this. 262 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,091 Well, you have to put up with it. 263 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,221 What are you gonna do, start somewhere new? 264 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,198 You're not a kid anymore. 265 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,733 You know how tough it is out there. 266 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:16,927 People are cutting back. 267 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:20,335 They're not looking for guys like you who make a decent salary. 268 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,603 Hey, buddy, l am as pissed off about this as you are. 269 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,007 So then why are you smiling? 270 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,169 l'm not smiling. 271 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,940 Yeah, your lips are curling up. 272 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,947 They do that naturally, Dan. 273 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,004 [sighing] 274 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,848 [cars honking] 275 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,298 [elevator bell dings] 276 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,703 Hold up! Hold up! Thank you. Thanks. 277 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,508 [Alex clearing throat] 278 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,640 47. Are you going to Sports America offices? 279 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,806 Yeah. 280 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,050 You an intern or something? 281 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,180 Uh, no, my dad works there. 282 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,246 Oh. 283 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,060 Are you interning there? 284 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,786 No, l'm starting a job there today. 285 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,267 That's cool. Congratulations. 286 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,958 Oh, thank you. 287 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,762 l'm totally scared shitless. l have no idea what l'm doing. 288 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,843 Don't tell anyone, okay? 289 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:34,911 Okay. 290 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,015 [elevator bell dinging] 291 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,141 Please. 292 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,310 Thank you. 293 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,649 [sighing] 294 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,588 (Theo) Dan, your daughter's here. She is? 295 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,820 Hey, boss, what's this gonna do to our stock options? 296 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,657 l have no idea. Don't call me ''boss.'' 297 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,424 Now, look. l insist. Let me take that. 298 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,523 No, that's okay. l'll hold onto it. Oh, no, really. 299 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,158 Dan, you hear anything? Are we fired? 300 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,862 Mr. Colon is so excited to work with-- 301 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,871 Oh, God. l'm sorry. Christ. 302 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,270 (Carter) No, l'm sorry. You okay? 303 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,739 l'm fine. lt was all my fault. 304 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:03,797 Uh, you okay? 305 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,036 Yeah, uh, no broken bones. 306 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,634 No harm, no foul. Terrific. 307 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,612 (receptionist) Okay, terrific. 308 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,314 Hey, champ. 309 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,678 Hi, what are you doing here? 310 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:14,844 Tennis. 311 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,115 Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. 312 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,417 Why? ls today a bad day? 313 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,388 Ah, no. 314 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,154 No, no, it's--it's fine. lt's just... To hell with it. 315 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,217 Let's... 316 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:24,720 Let's go. Come on. 317 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:25,786 Okay. 318 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,462 [grunting] 319 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,697 [grunting] 320 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,670 [grunting] 321 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,937 You all right? 322 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,808 [grunting] 323 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,977 Man, you sort of sucked today. 324 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,077 [snorting] 325 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,714 l was just holding back to give you some confidence. 326 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,314 Yeah, right. Yeah. 327 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,053 You're an old man. 328 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,154 [grunting] 329 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,597 Hey, Dad. 330 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,792 Yeah? 331 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,869 Remember when l said l might want to transfer to NYU? 332 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,029 Yeah. 333 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,030 Well, l got in. 334 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:10,999 What, to NYU? 335 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,202 Yeah. 336 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,136 Sweetheart, that's fantastic. 337 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,145 Yeah. 338 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,475 l'm so proud of you. 339 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:17,913 Thank you. 340 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,745 You'd--you'd have to live here in the city, though. 341 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:24,653 Yeah. And, uh, l want to study creative writing. 342 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,123 And NYU has such a great program. 343 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,256 But what about SUNY and the tennis team? 344 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:35,157 Dad, l'm not gonna be a professional tennis player. 345 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,533 Well, look, sweetheart, being a writer is just as tough. 346 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,171 You're living in the city and l don't-- l don't-- l don't like that idea. 347 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,903 This is a lonely place. 348 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,239 You got to have street smarts. 349 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,780 l don't think that's such a good idea. 350 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:50,837 Dad, 351 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,452 l want to try living in the city. 352 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,509 And 353 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,015 l know that NYU is more expensive, 354 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:03,086 but it would be such a great experience for me. 355 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,061 Yeah. lt is more expensive. 356 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,460 Yeah. 357 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,429 But 358 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,430 it's your education. 359 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:16,405 Yeah. 360 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,204 That's the most important thing, right? 361 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,266 Yeah. 362 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,675 We could manage it. 363 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,810 [exclaiming] 364 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,019 Dad! 365 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,021 What? 366 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,079 You're drenched. 367 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,249 Oh. Oh. 368 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,387 l think you're gonna be very happy here. 369 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,429 You're really stepping into an all-star team. 370 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,259 Oh, uh, this is Morty Wexler. 371 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,355 Morty, Carter Duryea. 372 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,229 Duryea. You're on the Ford account, right? 373 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,199 Correct. 374 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,667 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. 375 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,967 You, too. l'm really looking forward to working with you. 376 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,097 Oh, terrific. Thanks. 377 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,162 Okay. 378 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,609 ''l really look forward to working with you.'' 379 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,235 [sucking] 380 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,707 Bite me. 381 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,976 Uh, we have a terrific office for you. 382 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,042 Great view. Um, lt's not cleared out yet. But, uh... 383 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,023 Not bad, huh? 384 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,059 Uh, excuse me a second? l'm going to use the little boys' room. 385 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,690 Oh, yeah. Sure. 386 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,265 Tasty. 387 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,437 [elevator bell dinging] 388 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,313 [door opening] 389 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,412 May l help you? 390 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,923 Oh, l'm sorry. This is your office. 391 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,285 Yeah. 392 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,593 You're the guy l bumped into. 393 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,630 Dan Foreman. Carter Duryea. 394 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,827 You're Carter Duryea? 395 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,429 Yes, and, uh, it's a pleasure to meet you. 396 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,537 The Carter Duryea that's come in to run ad sales? 397 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,235 That's correct. 398 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,218 How old are you? 399 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,652 l'm 26 years old. 400 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,422 Twenty-six 401 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,393 and you're my new boss. 402 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,822 [chuckling] Uh, l guess so. 403 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,025 That's, uh, that's quite a... 404 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,600 [chuckling] That's quite a kung-fu grip you got there, Dan. 405 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,399 Oh, well. So, 406 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:31,407 what kind of experience do you have in ad sales? 407 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,506 Uh, well, l'll be honest with you, Dan. 408 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,841 Not much. 409 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,274 How much? 410 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:39,611 Um... 411 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,812 None. 412 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,317 None. That's not much. 413 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,550 But l'm a fast learner, Dan. 414 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,453 Hey, now that you know how old l am, 415 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:53,958 how old are you? 416 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,632 l'm 51 . 417 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,400 Fif... Wow! 418 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,665 [both chuckling] 419 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,434 Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. 420 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,908 That's like a year older than my dad, so that's weird. 421 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,604 Oh, well, this is... This is great. 422 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:07,975 You two have met. 423 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,776 Are you kidding me? We are old buddies by now. 424 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,407 Dan, it was a pleasure to meet you. 425 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,951 Pleasure. 426 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,644 Um, Dan, you want this door closed? Or... 427 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:23,017 [clearing throat] Yeah, you can go, um, go ahead and close it. 428 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,455 [door closing] 429 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,445 [metallic clanking] 430 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,056 So it was pretty unexpected. 431 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,755 But it's--it's like a pretty big promotion. 432 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,500 That's fantastic! Way to go. 433 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,839 So, uh, the Boxster S has more guts. 434 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:10,267 You'll sure feel the extra horsepower. 435 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,708 But if you really wanna go, 436 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:16,505 l'd say take the 91 1 Carrera. 437 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,879 l'm gonna go with the 91 1 . 438 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,414 //[Sister Surround by Soundtrack of Our Lives playing] 439 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:33,987 [sighing] 440 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,743 / You're a rhyme without reason / 441 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,411 / And you know it so well / 442 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,510 / Well, who's the king of the season / 443 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,847 / Well, you never can tell / 444 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,909 Go ahead. 445 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,047 / Though it's so plain to see / 446 00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,112 Carter. 447 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:03,423 / Surround sister / 448 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,991 / 'Cause I'm not afraid to fall / 449 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,054 Yeah. 450 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,725 / No, I'm not afraid to fall // 451 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:10,825 [engine revving] 452 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,267 [glass shattering] 453 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,730 [whooshing] 454 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,809 Jackass! 455 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,456 [clanking] 456 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,867 [crickets chirping] 457 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:01,752 [door closes] 458 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,576 Hey. 459 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:05,581 Hi. 460 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:10,159 Uh, l hurt my arm. But l-l'm okay. 461 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,161 l'm glad you're okay. 462 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,832 Carter. 463 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,095 Kimmy. 464 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,338 Kimmy, again? 465 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:25,869 [chuckling] 466 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,639 Seven months? We've been married... 467 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,210 Come on. 468 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:36,881 Okay, l know things have been a little off. 469 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,485 l've been swamped at work. 470 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,186 l mean, God, l should have taken you on a real honeymoon. 471 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:45,525 Well, l should have just shut that cell phone off. lt was... 472 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,825 lt was ringing off the hook. 473 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:47,956 That's--that's my bad. 474 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,558 You know, this whole thing is my fault. 475 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,535 Okay, here's the good news. 476 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,902 l can change. l'm gonna change. 477 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:58,636 This--this has actually been a very good lesson for me. Thank you. 478 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:02,373 Don't try to sell me, Carter. 479 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,773 l love you, Kim. 480 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,177 Kim, l want to have kids with you. 481 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,186 But l don't want to have kids with you. 482 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,990 l don't even know if l want to have kids. 483 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:19,987 l told you that. 484 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,590 l told you that on our second date. 485 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,401 Wow, l thought you were kidding. 486 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,497 Carter, is this really such a surprise to you? 487 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,304 Are you sleeping with somebody else? 488 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:39,406 l was, but l broke up with him. 489 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,444 Well, it must have been really rough on him. 490 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,649 Well, 491 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,614 l'll be at my parents'. 492 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,320 They're really excited to have me back. 493 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,260 [heart beating] 494 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,870 [door closing] 495 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,678 (doctor) We're gonna hear two heartbeats now. 496 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:08,804 (Ann) Mmm-hmm. 497 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,677 That strong, slower one is yours, mom. 498 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,216 [heart beating fast] 499 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,684 And that... that's your baby's heartbeat. 500 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,579 [gasping] 501 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:19,647 Oh, my God! 502 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,425 Nice, strong heartbeat. 503 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,519 That's your new baby, Dan. 504 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,661 [heart beating rapidly] 505 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:30,392 Dan? 506 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,025 [panting] Yeah? 507 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,101 Are you okay? 508 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,536 Uh, yeah. 509 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:38,235 That's fantastic. 510 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:43,010 Uh, l'm feeling a little, uh... 511 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,244 [chuckling] 512 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,513 (doctor) You are having a little bit of arrhythmia. 513 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,646 Have you been drinking a lot of caffeine lately? 514 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:51,814 No. 515 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,949 You under a lot of stress? 516 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,783 Well, l... 517 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,125 l did sort of get demoted at work. 518 00:24:58,196 --> 00:24:59,322 Ah. 519 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:00,588 You what? 520 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,791 Yeah. 521 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:05,598 l, uh... We'll talk. 522 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,040 [dog barking] 523 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,872 [crickets chirping] 524 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:16,940 [car seat whirring] 525 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:34,026 [cars honking] 526 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,296 [gulping] 527 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,138 Another? 528 00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:49,771 Yeah, just keep them coming. You don't even have to ask. 529 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:56,615 [sighs] 530 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,888 How was everyone's weekend? Fun? 531 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,559 l'm sorry. That was, uh... 532 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,220 [sighing] 533 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,995 [exhales] 534 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,562 [clearing throat] 535 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:14,730 Um, l'd like to thank everyone for joining me here. 536 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,899 Teddy K. has an... has a thing 537 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:22,944 that what makes GlobeCom great is the men and women 538 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:25,838 of GlobeCom. 539 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,181 ls it like a thousand degrees in here or is it me? 540 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,187 [chuckling] lt's like... 541 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,083 lt's me. 542 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,385 l have an agenda. 543 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,826 And you're gonna learn this about me. l'm a machine. 544 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:44,531 What was l saying about the... 545 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,128 (Alicia) An agenda. 546 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,796 An agenda, l have an agenda. 547 00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:48,896 [sighing] 548 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:52,569 Which is that l have to immediately, um, 549 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:56,705 increase the ad pages here by 20 percent. 550 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:02,950 20 percent? Carter, only a startup magazine can do that. 551 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,557 Yeah, well, l think this team can do it, Dan. 552 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,420 Um, how? 553 00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,388 Well, Morty, basically what we-- 554 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,862 God, that's an awesome question. 555 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,860 ''How?'' 556 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,228 And the answer 557 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,139 is synergy. 558 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,980 We need to team up here. 559 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:33,183 Yeah, we need to synchronize 560 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:35,544 and we need to synergize. 561 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,145 We're not alone. We're not alone. 562 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,657 We're part of one of the biggest multimedia 563 00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:43,523 and brand name companies in the known universe, okay? 564 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:46,257 Let's--let's take advantage of that, like, uh... 565 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,320 Like... 566 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,726 Krispity Krunch. 567 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,603 Did anyone know that, uh, 568 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,798 one of our sister companies is Krispity Krunch? 569 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:55,897 So? 570 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:59,569 So we talk to our brothers and sisters over at Krispity Krunch. 571 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:01,077 We make a deal where we supply 572 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,046 sports factoids to their boxes. 573 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,378 So that when Joe Couch Potato is sitting there, 574 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,283 he's, uh, snacking, he looks down, and what does he see? 575 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,821 Sports America Krispity Krunch sports factoids. 576 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,914 He's definitely buying more Krispity Krunch 577 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,390 and not Krunch 'n Krackle 578 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:17,951 which, by the way, looks and tastes exactly the same. 579 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:21,123 But guess what? No sports factoids. 580 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,293 And Krispity Krunch is so happy they guarantee us 28 pages a year. 581 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,337 Besides which, they know if they don't, 582 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,928 Teddy K. is gonna be pissed. 583 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:31,271 What is that? What am l talking about here, people? 584 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,607 Synergy. 585 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,016 lsn't that cheating? 586 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,881 No, no. Hell, no. 587 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,317 And, uh, Techline cell phones. 588 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,581 We own Techline cell phones. 589 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,088 Guess what we put on their browser? 590 00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:46,316 Factoids. 591 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,655 Yes! Factoids! Synergy! 592 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,627 And what else? Uh, box scores. And ads! 593 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,754 We make a deal like a 100,000 hits on the lnternet 594 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,356 has the equivalent value of one ad page of our hard copy. 595 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,559 Are you getting it, people? 596 00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,465 The magazine has become just a portal 597 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:00,595 to a synergized world of cross-promotion. 598 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,367 We're gonna bust things wide open. 599 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,408 We are gonna take things to the next level. 600 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,343 Who's with me? Who's with me? Who-- who's psyched? 601 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,538 Lou, are you psyched? 602 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:09,671 Yeah. Yeah, l'm psyched. 603 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,908 Okay. 604 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,176 Alicia, are you psyched? 605 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,274 Absolutely. 606 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:16,878 Better. This guy. l'm sorry, l don't know your name yet. 607 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,247 Hector. l'm in maintenance. 608 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,258 That's cool. Hector... 609 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,226 Hector, l know you're psyched. 610 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,454 l'm psyched! 611 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:25,587 [all laughing] 612 00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,028 Yes, Hector's psyched! 613 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,589 And if Hector's psyched, then you know l'm psyched. 614 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,692 l am psyched for this team. 615 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,431 Now who else is with me? Who's psyched? 616 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,802 (all) l'm psyched! 617 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,773 (Carter) Excellent. Who else? Come on. 618 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,366 Who do you think will be the first to get canned? 619 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,969 My money's on Dan. He's prehistoric. 620 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,323 Sorry, Dan. 621 00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:55,791 Thanks for joining me for lunch. 622 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,088 You like sushi? 623 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,255 l'll just stick with the teriyaki. 624 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:00,695 You should try some. 625 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,029 The spicy tuna here is money. 626 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,227 Come here. Get that. 627 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:07,894 Get that. 628 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,273 Yeah, go fishing, man. 629 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:12,932 Yeah. 630 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,682 [grunting] 631 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:22,413 Yeah. So l wanted to talk to you, 632 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,476 [grunting] 633 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,522 because, uh, 634 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,521 This is raw. 635 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,319 ...an increase in ad pages is... 636 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,223 Well, it's really only part of the equation 637 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:30,818 in terms of achieving the bottom line 638 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:32,226 my bosses want me to hit. 639 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,993 Understand, Teddy K. is making cuts across the board here. 640 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:38,729 ln point of fact, l have to cut 641 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,431 $300,000 salary from the sales team immediately. 642 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:43,905 [grunting] 643 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,368 l don't make that much money, Carter. 644 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:49,975 l know how much you make, Dan. 645 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,176 Well, 646 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:56,348 l wish you'd told me that l was fired 647 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,651 before l ate the goddamn fish. 648 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,414 Oh, Dan! Dan! Dan! 649 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:02,090 [clearing throat] 650 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,195 l'm--l'm not letting you go here. 651 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,923 You're not? 652 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,057 No. 653 00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:13,663 You are an excellent salesman. 654 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,535 You ran a good team. 655 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,201 l think that you have the potential 656 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,011 to be an awesome wingman here. 657 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,143 An awesome wingman? 658 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:27,710 [laughing] 659 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:32,215 B-But, Carter, l definitely see the benefit for you 660 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:34,190 in having an awesome wingman. 661 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:37,194 But what is the benefit for me at this point in my career 662 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,423 of being an awesome wingman? 663 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:42,922 Well, 664 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,035 one benefit at this point in your career 665 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,472 is that you get to keep your job. 666 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:54,468 That's a pretty good benefit, don't you think? 667 00:31:57,515 --> 00:32:01,542 (Enrique) Really? Really! Are you smiling? 668 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,955 You're smiling! This is funny to you. 669 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,651 Guess what? You have no idea 670 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,387 what a nightmare you're about to step into, my friend. 671 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:11,723 [door opening] 672 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,324 A-hole! 673 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:16,561 We'll see how soon this place goes down the poop chute without me. 674 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,429 Maybe there is justice in the world. 675 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,971 (Enrique) You enjoying yourselves? Great. 676 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,571 [phone ringing] 677 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:40,050 //[Gone For Good by The Shins playing] 678 00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:44,157 / Untie me, I've said no vows / 679 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:48,063 / The train is getting way too loud / 680 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,224 Carter is ready for you. 681 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,165 / I gotta leave here my girl / 682 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:54,102 / Get on with my lonely life / 683 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:57,641 Dan, uh, l'd like you to take a look at one of these forms for me. 684 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,609 lt's a 360 evaluation. Mmm-hmm. 685 00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:02,009 lt's basically an evaluation from every angle. 686 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,479 That's why it's called a 360. 687 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:04,879 lt's corporate policy. 688 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:06,849 But it would be great if l had it by Monday. 689 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,476 lf you really want to get aggressive, 690 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,077 to penetrate that core demographic-- 691 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,451 l believe that-- Dan, not now. 692 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:15,720 Sports America is the number one magazine, boys 13 to 18 in the country. 693 00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:18,523 / I spent 12 long months on the lam / 694 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:24,299 / That's enough sitting on the fence / 695 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,202 [Kim on answering machine] Hi, leave me a message or don't. 696 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,295 [machine beeping] 697 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,897 Hi, it's me. 698 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,839 l mean, you know it's me. 699 00:33:31,909 --> 00:33:35,345 Uh, just filling up the old mailbox. So give me a call 700 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,544 or don't. 701 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,674 / And go out of my head / 702 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,276 / You love a sinking stone / 703 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,718 Here, boy. 704 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,777 / That'll never elope / 705 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,847 / So get used to the lonesome / 706 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:48,653 Oh, hi, Mrs. Cherneski. 707 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,252 No, l didn't know he moved out. 708 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,957 Well, tell him Carter says hi. 709 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:56,561 Here, boy! 710 00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:58,560 Here, boy! 711 00:33:58,636 --> 00:33:59,694 Hey. 712 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,205 (male announcer) And he is dropped right on the goal line. 713 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:05,731 Tackled by Bob Colder, Leahey held on to the ball... 714 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,209 Hello? Hey, Dan. 715 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:08,267 lt's Carter. 716 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:09,278 Who? 717 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,336 Carter Duryea. 718 00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:11,347 [chuckling] 719 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,350 Thought we'd get the group together tomorrow. 720 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,409 Maybe go over some business development ideas. 721 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,475 Tomorrow's Sunday. 722 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,852 l know. lt'll be great. We'll get a great jump on the week. 723 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,687 Not the whole day, just a couple of hours in the afternoon. 724 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:24,023 l'll tell you what, l will see you there at noon. 725 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:26,188 Uh, l'll bring some sushi. lt'll be a lot of fun. 726 00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:27,856 Okay? Great. All right. 727 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,067 / You love a sinking stone / 728 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,103 / That'll never elope / 729 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:35,503 / So get used to the lonesome / 730 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,666 / Girl, you must atone some / 731 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,973 / Don't leave me no phone number there // 732 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,953 [footsteps approaching] 733 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,614 What are you doing? 734 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,782 What? 735 00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:54,847 [clearing throat] 736 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,086 Um, nothing. 737 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,991 l was just, uh, seeing stars. 738 00:34:58,062 --> 00:34:59,051 Ever do that? 739 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,030 Yeah, when l was three. 740 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,564 Hey, what are you doing here on a Sunday? 741 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,467 Sunday is a fun day to kick some ass. 742 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,435 Absolutely. 743 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,598 Guess what? l have my whole team coming in today. 744 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,040 Hey, Dan Foreman's here. You should really meet him. 745 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,670 Yeah, l'd rather not get personally involved. 746 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,542 Didn't we decide to let him go? 747 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,072 Uh, no, we let Enrique Colon go instead. Remember? 748 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:21,516 Yeah. That's right. 749 00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:23,144 Did a little colon cleansing. 750 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,188 Get it? 751 00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:25,517 [both laughing] 752 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,388 Hey, you want to grab some dinner tonight? 753 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:29,821 Ooh, wish l could. 754 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,419 l got to fly to Berlin to meet with some of our satellite guys. 755 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,964 Ha, too bad. 756 00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:35,020 Somethin' wrong? 757 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:36,123 Um... 758 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,827 My wife and l are having some problems and, uh, l was just-- 759 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,063 Okay, l got to go. 760 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,130 Listen, uh, you're gonna have to riff some more people, man. 761 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,196 Okay. Riff them? 762 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:46,038 Reduction in forces. Shitcan them. 763 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:49,477 Right. Um, but l think we're gonna get ad pages up here. 764 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,640 So l don't think we need to riff anybody yet. 765 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:54,617 Well, sooner or later everybody has to deal with reality. 766 00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,175 Thanks for coming in. 767 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,810 You, great job today. 768 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:01,154 Louie, great job. You want to, uh, grab a drink or something? 769 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:04,285 You know, l'd love to, but l'm a recovering alcoholic. 770 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:05,420 Well, better not, then. 771 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:06,622 How about you, Morty. Drink? 772 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,289 Uh, l'd better get home for dinner. 773 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,493 My wife is slowly poisoning me to death 774 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,128 and she gets very angry if l'm late. 775 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:14,933 Okay. Alicia? 776 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:17,200 Uh, you know what, l got to go home and do my hair. 777 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:18,207 Oh, shut up. 778 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:19,174 [chuckling] 779 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,973 How about you, Dan? You want to, uh, grab a drink or something? 780 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,809 [grunting] lt's Sunday. 781 00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:26,611 l have to go home and have dinner with my family. 782 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,708 You want to have dinner with my family? 783 00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:31,653 Oh, yeah! Are you... Let me, uh, let me just grab my stuff. 784 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,216 Wait. 785 00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,329 [tires squealing] 786 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:43,361 Who taught you how to drive? 787 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:44,662 No one. 788 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,501 No kidding. 789 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:54,433 l'm home. 790 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:55,604 Yes. 791 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:58,339 Oh, this is what l'm talking about. 792 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:02,182 This is like a real home-type home. 793 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:05,188 Hey, sweetheart. This is Carter Duryea from the office. 794 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,383 Hello, it's nice to meet you. Hey, Mrs. Foreman. 795 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,584 What a pleasure to meet you. 796 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:11,287 Thank you so much for having me into your home. 797 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,057 [clearing throat] You're very welcome. 798 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,893 l hope you like baked ziti. 799 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:18,834 Baked ziti! Uh, this is... This is so perfect. 800 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,894 That baked ziti. That's so... This is what l need. 801 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:24,806 Like a-- Like a real, home-cooked thing. 802 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,399 This is great. 803 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,970 ls there something wrong with him? 804 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:30,343 Clearly. 805 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:33,747 Let's just feed him and get him the hell outta here, okay? 806 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,513 He's really young. 807 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,554 He's a lot younger than you. 808 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:40,182 Yeah. Thank you for that. Thank you. 809 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,417 [chuckling] 810 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:44,861 So, um, l did the numbers on NYU. 811 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,894 Do you know how expensive that place is? 812 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:49,398 Hmm. Plus living expenses. 813 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,300 Plus Jana's orthodonture. Plus baby costs. 814 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,394 Don't worry about it. 815 00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:56,634 Well, that's not actually a solution to a problem. ''Don't worry about it.'' 816 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,800 l think we may have to take out a second mortgage. 817 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,573 Why don't l just go into the living room and ask my boss for a raise? 818 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:14,413 Oh, hey. 819 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,687 l was, uh, just looking at you and... 820 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:17,955 And you've... 821 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:19,018 We never got to... 822 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,290 That day in the elevator. 823 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,729 My name's Carter Duryea. 824 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,528 Yeah, l know who you are. 825 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,370 Does my dad know you're here? 826 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:30,407 Uh, your dad invited me over for dinner. 827 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:32,974 Technically. 828 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,344 Uh, who's that? 829 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,041 Uh, it's Dad's new boss. 830 00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:40,709 You can't be Dad's new boss. You're too young. 831 00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,384 Yeah, and he's also scared shitless. 832 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,682 Wow, good memory. 833 00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,781 And you're too cute to be Dad's boss. 834 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:50,486 Oh, well, thank you. 835 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:51,585 [phone ringing] 836 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:52,959 l got it! 837 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:57,264 [sighing] 838 00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,039 So, uh, how's it going? 839 00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:04,867 Okay. 840 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,070 So what are you doing here, really? 841 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:16,647 Uh, my wife left me, and today's the anniversary of our first date. 842 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:21,522 l found the idea of going home to be so depressing 843 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,456 that l kind of leeched onto your dad 844 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,962 and invited myself over for dinner. 845 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:28,858 [snickering] 846 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:32,732 Wow, you're sort of a bizarrely honest guy. Huh? 847 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,163 No. 848 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,466 No. Honestly, l'm... 849 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,439 [chuckling] 850 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:39,407 l'm not. 851 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,206 Just around you, for some reason. 852 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:44,042 People would probably say that l'm an emotionally guarded 853 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,015 anal-retentive asshole. 854 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,782 You wanna play foosball? Okay. 855 00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,518 Cool, l'll just change. 856 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:55,957 Okay. Good. Yeah. 857 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:59,458 Do you think Alex could cope with living in the city on her own? 858 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,519 [sighing] 859 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:03,692 Well, l'm less worried about her coping with it than l am about you. 860 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,430 Yeah, well, frankly, l'd rather keep her under house arrest 861 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,438 with a homing device around her ankle. 862 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,066 Then why did you agree to it without even talking to me? 863 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:12,473 [grunting] 864 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,443 And why is your teenage boss here? 865 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,504 And why am l so nauseous? 866 00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:19,774 l hardly had any morning sickness the first two times. 867 00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:20,874 Hey, hey, hey! 868 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:21,975 and l'm so sick of it! 869 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:23,314 Calm down. Let me have that. 870 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:24,649 [gasping] 871 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:30,053 [sighing] 872 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:35,692 [retching] 873 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:42,065 l'm not really that into tennis anymore. 874 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:44,232 What l'm really not into is being the jock. 875 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:47,004 You know, it's like people don't even invite me to their parties 876 00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:49,170 because they think l'm in training or something. 877 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:51,476 Also, there's this rumor going around that l'm a lesbian. 878 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,676 [Carter chuckling] Man, that sucks. 879 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:57,014 Or not. l don't... Not being a lesbian. 880 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,449 Yeah, well, l'm not. 881 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,155 lt'd be one thing if l wanted to go pro and make a ton of money, 882 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:09,790 but l'm not at that level. 883 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:12,165 l've played girls at that level and l'm not. 884 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:13,863 l mean, not that l'd want that, really. 885 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:16,270 Their lives have peaked by the time they're like 21 . 886 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,602 Oh, nice. 887 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:22,504 l wonder that about myself sometimes, too. 888 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,741 Like maybe my life has peaked at 26. 889 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,908 Maybe it's all downhill from here. 890 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,678 Well, it probably is. 891 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:32,244 [chuckling] Yeah. 892 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,724 Here you go. Keep the change. 893 00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,432 Dinner's ready! 894 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,494 l'm on an important call! 895 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:48,560 With who? 896 00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:50,197 My boyfriend. 897 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,873 Your what? 898 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:00,942 Hi, this is Mr. Foreman. Who is this and how old are you? 899 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,281 All right. Well, l just wanted to say 900 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,346 if you ever give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, 901 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:07,981 l will hunt you down and neuter you. 902 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,457 (Jana) Dad! 903 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,384 Dinner's ready! 904 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,061 [door squeaking] 905 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,422 There you are. 906 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,225 You kids ready to come in for dinner? 907 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,300 [crickets chirping] 908 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,274 [sighing] 909 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:28,910 [whispering] God. 910 00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:32,679 (Carter) l lived in the same town as my mom. 911 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,911 And l mean... You know what l mean? 912 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,850 The entire... The whole family thing was-- 913 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:38,115 Right. Yes, l'm... 914 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:40,179 No, no, it's really not a good time right now. 915 00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:42,122 (Jana) l know, but l really like him a lot. 916 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:44,820 Oh, my God, this pizza's amazing. Where'd you get this? 917 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:48,092 lt's from a wonderful little ltalian restaurant called Domino's. 918 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:50,599 So, are you really Dad's new boss? 919 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:55,935 We're not, uh, we're really more colleagues. 920 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:59,874 No, that's not true. He's the boss man. l'm the wingman. 921 00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,913 (Jana) Are you married? You're wearing a wedding ring. 922 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,545 Um, yes, l am, sort of. 923 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:07,948 Um, or... Yes, no. l'm married. 924 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,950 So you're like prematurely old. 925 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:11,817 Jana, would you pass the pizza? 926 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,585 l got it. Oh, my God, Dan. My bad. 927 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,649 l'm sorry. l mean, l got it. l got it. 928 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:18,786 Carter, Carter, C-Carter. 929 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:21,257 Only my wife is allowed to touch me there. 930 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:22,890 [sighing] 931 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,662 Excuse me. l'm gonna go upstairs. 932 00:43:24,735 --> 00:43:27,203 l'm gonna change my pants again. 933 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,238 Good job. 934 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,010 [chuckling] 935 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,711 Thank you. 936 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:43,211 Thank you so much. Terrific pepperoni, by the way. 937 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,619 You're very welcome. Goodbye. Go home. 938 00:43:45,689 --> 00:43:46,621 Okay. 939 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:48,089 Good night. 940 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:49,416 Thanks again. 941 00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:55,331 //[Naked As We Came by lron And Wine playing] 942 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:04,430 / She says, ''Wake up, it's no use pretending'' / 943 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:09,509 / I'll keep stealing, breathing her / 944 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:10,805 [engine starts] 945 00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:15,818 / Birds are leaving over autumn's ending / 946 00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:21,413 / One of us will die inside these arms / 947 00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:26,923 / Eyes wide open / 948 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:33,963 / Naked as we came / 949 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:40,273 / One will spread our / 950 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:44,242 / ashes around the yard / 951 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:54,556 / She says, ''If I leave before you, darling / 952 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:59,888 / Don't you waste me in the ground'' / 953 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:05,631 / I lay smiling like our sleeping children / 954 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:10,067 / One of us will die inside these arms / 955 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,402 (Dan) Oh, here. 956 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,769 l got you some pepper spray. 957 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,541 / Eyes wide open, naked as we came / 958 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:19,206 Oh, how sweet. Yeah. 959 00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:22,218 And l've installed surveillance equipment throughout the dorm. 960 00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:25,084 So l'll know if you're getting into trouble. 961 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:26,247 Okay. 962 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,814 / One will spread our ashes around the yard // 963 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:29,916 Be careful. 964 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:31,017 Okay. 965 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,054 l love you, Dad. 966 00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:34,953 Love you, too. 967 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,056 [grunting] 968 00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:37,191 See you later. 969 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,359 Bye. 970 00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:46,576 Sign here, here, and here. 971 00:45:48,112 --> 00:45:50,637 And you've got your second mortgage. 972 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:59,814 Sign, uh, there, there, and there. 973 00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,851 And it's official. 974 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,931 You're divorced. 975 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:20,136 [cars honking] 976 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:21,435 (Carter) Okay, two things. 977 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:24,174 First, Steckle is organizing a company basketball league. 978 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,943 l'm gonna be sales team captain. 979 00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:28,075 You are my new power forward. 980 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,814 And second, l heard you're taking the guys from Rums Jamaica 981 00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:32,515 to the Knicks game on Wednesday night? 982 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,578 Yeah. 983 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,488 You have to run that stuff by me, man. 984 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:38,119 Run it by you? They're my clients. 985 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:40,493 No, they're not, Dan. They're GlobeCom clients. 986 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:44,000 That's why we're gonna be takin' 'em to the GlobeCom luxury suite. 987 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,900 Well, these aren't luxury suite type of guys. 988 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,938 Dan, everyone's a luxury suite type of guy. 989 00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:50,030 [chuckling] 990 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,473 Uh, we can't go there on Wednesday, because Teddy K. 991 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:55,706 is hosting Bill Clinton, Jay-Z, and Kofi Annan. 992 00:46:55,779 --> 00:46:57,076 We're gonna do it Thursday. 993 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,637 l'll bring them to a concert. 994 00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:02,344 Look, l gotta get these guys to up their buy by 18 pages. 995 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:04,444 We gotta start kicking some ass here. 996 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:05,647 [sighing] 997 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:07,690 l'm gonna have to let some people go. 998 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,988 Why do you say ''let them go''? 999 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,494 They don't want to go. 1000 00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:15,164 Why don't you just say, ''fire them''? 1001 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,997 Because it sounds better. 1002 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:21,036 Not to the person getting fired, it doesn't. 1003 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,772 / You wanna get with me? / / Put 'em up / 1004 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,835 / Take long trips with me / / Yeah / 1005 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:33,576 This guy was shot 1 2 times and pronounced legally dead. 1006 00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,508 Hence the name. 1007 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,453 Someone should tell him it's spelled D-E-A-D. 1008 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,454 [laughing] 1009 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,854 They're afraid to. 1010 00:47:40,924 --> 00:47:43,654 He's got the number one hit single right now. 1011 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,556 He's a protege of 50 Cent. 1012 00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,290 Why don't they just call him ''Nickel''? 1013 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,332 [laughing] What? 1014 00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:52,334 20 years, your jokes still haven't improved. 1015 00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,529 (Carter) Want you guys to meet my colleague. 1016 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:56,300 This is Petey from K-Jam Sneakers. 1017 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,362 Hey, hey. 1018 00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:58,430 Hmm. 1019 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,338 Cross-promotional idea. 1020 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,674 You buy a certain amount of Jamaican rum, boom. 1021 00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:05,408 You get a discount on running shoes. Done. 1022 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:06,949 Yeah, sounds like a great fit. 1023 00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,212 Get a lot of drunk people running around. 1024 00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:10,651 [laughing] 1025 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:14,787 Dan. You want to go get some air? 1026 00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,052 Yeah. 1027 00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:18,427 Be back in a bit. 1028 00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:21,794 Word. Hey, not too long. We got chimichangas on the way. 1029 00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:26,529 / You wanna get with me? Take long trips with me // 1030 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:28,001 Sorry about the concert. 1031 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,699 They wouldn't let me just get regular seats for the Knicks game. 1032 00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:32,298 No, it's okay. 1033 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:36,068 Look, Dan. l've been instructed not to advertise 1034 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:38,137 with Sports America anymore. 1035 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:39,307 What? 1036 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:43,576 We were bought out last year by this company called Continental Brands. 1037 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,815 Apparently, the company that bought us 1038 00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:47,686 and the company that bought you 1039 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:51,353 are having a feud over wireless communications in Europe. 1040 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:53,695 Wireless communications? 1041 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,324 What--what the hell does that have to do with our business? 1042 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,268 Nothing. But we have this corporate policy now. 1043 00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:02,601 Look, l'm sorry, Dan. 1044 00:49:04,474 --> 00:49:06,704 //[music playing] 1045 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:12,380 [sighing] 1046 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,347 Dan, l have to 1047 00:49:18,522 --> 00:49:20,888 fire Louie and Morty. 1048 00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:22,183 No, you don't. 1049 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:23,248 l do. 1050 00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,090 We're gonna get those ad pages back. 1051 00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:26,857 We'll get those... 1052 00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:29,899 Oh, my God! lt's like you don't get it or something. 1053 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,730 That was a huge client. 1054 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,429 Steckle gave me a bottom line here. 1055 00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:35,232 l have to increase pages. 1056 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:38,638 We already got Harry, Pete, and Alicia on the Ford account. 1057 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,336 Morty's the logical choice. 1058 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:43,106 Oh, and the new woman at Pepsi thinks that Louie's a sexist. 1059 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,772 Guess why. He called her ''sugar tits.'' 1060 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,145 He's an idiot. 1061 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,480 Come on, you can't fire these guys. 1062 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:50,144 These are my guys. 1063 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,154 They've been with me for eight years. 1064 00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:53,917 l hired them at the same time. 1065 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,151 Yeah, l know, Dan. 1066 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:57,056 That's why they have huge, bloated salaries. 1067 00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:59,652 And they're not pulling their weight. 1068 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:01,428 l'm sorry. 1069 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,234 Well, l've been here for 23 years. 1070 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,829 My salary's bigger than theirs. Why don't you just fire me? 1071 00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:12,101 Do you want me to fire you? 1072 00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:14,342 Because l could, Dan. 1073 00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,239 You have a family that loves you. 1074 00:50:16,313 --> 00:50:17,575 You have a kid on the way. 1075 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,411 l look at you sometimes and it's like... 1076 00:50:24,821 --> 00:50:27,255 You have people who need you. 1077 00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:34,227 Do you really wanna put them in jeopardy for Louie and Morty? 1078 00:50:42,339 --> 00:50:45,570 //[Sunset Soon Forgotten by lron And Wine playing] 1079 00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:03,181 / Be this sunset soon forgotten / 1080 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:11,466 / And what's worth keepin' / 1081 00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:14,470 / Sun still sinkin' / 1082 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:18,104 [sighing] 1083 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:23,805 / Down and down / 1084 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,174 / Once again / 1085 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,654 / Down and down / 1086 00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:36,520 / Gone again // 1087 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:40,721 What, are you living here now? 1088 00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:41,889 [sniffing] 1089 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,900 What... We, uh... What time is it? 1090 00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:46,265 7:00 a.m. 1091 00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:49,361 Look, l've been thinking all night. 1092 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:50,770 [breathing deeply] 1093 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:53,173 And, uh, if it has to be done, 1094 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,972 l should be the one to do it. 1095 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,215 [phone ringing] 1096 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,953 [Dan sighing] 1097 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,918 [sighing] 1098 00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:17,691 Guys, l feel really terrible about what l'm about to say. 1099 00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:23,400 But l'm afraid you're both being let go. 1100 00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:27,636 Let go? What does that mean? 1101 00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:31,236 lt means you're being fired, Louie. 1102 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:36,385 Believe me, if l had any choice in this, l would... 1103 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,083 [sighing] 1104 00:52:39,523 --> 00:52:41,548 Anyway, l thought you should hear it from me 1105 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:44,116 because l'm the one who hired you. 1106 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:47,028 Oh. Wait a minute. Are you being fired, too? 1107 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,928 No, no. Uh... 1108 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,027 [clearing throat] 1109 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:52,693 This isn't my decision. 1110 00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,761 Oh, so it's not your decision, so therefore it's not your fault, right? 1111 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:56,931 l didn't say that. 1112 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,099 You know, this is bullshit. 1113 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,301 Louie. No, no, Morty. 1114 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:01,367 You know something? l look at you like a brother. 1115 00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:03,935 l would've stood in front of a bus for you, you piece of shit! 1116 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,608 You've turned into a real corporate asshole, you know that, Dan? 1117 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:07,581 Louie. 1118 00:53:07,651 --> 00:53:10,586 Do me a favor. lf you see my friend Dan, tell him l'm looking for him. 1119 00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:11,643 Louie! 1120 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,528 Dan, what the hell am l gonna tell my wife? 1121 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,523 l mean, she already wears the pants. 1122 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,592 Now she's gonna wear the tie and jacket, too. 1123 00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:30,071 Morty, l am so very sorry. 1124 00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:35,444 l know this must have been hard for you, Dan. 1125 00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:38,577 You were a good boss. 1126 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:44,016 l mean it. You always treated everyone with respect. And l... 1127 00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:49,424 Look, l appreciate it. 1128 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:09,767 What's this? 1129 00:54:09,846 --> 00:54:11,814 My 360 evaluation. 1130 00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:16,117 Uh, you rated yourself, ''Does not meet expectations.'' 1131 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,810 Yeah. 1132 00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:26,056 l'm gonna cry. 1133 00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,720 Don't. l'll call you. 1134 00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:34,895 Take care, Morty. 1135 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:37,064 [whispering] Okay, good luck. 1136 00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:38,534 (Alicia) Morty. Oh. 1137 00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:39,666 l can't believe this. 1138 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:41,210 Me neither. 1139 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,302 You gonna be okay? 1140 00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:43,812 l'll be okay. 1141 00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:45,745 Take care. 1142 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:02,457 No way! What are... What are you doing here? 1143 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:03,999 Hey! Um, 1144 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:07,366 just reading. l-l've-- l go to NYU now. 1145 00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:09,304 No way! Yeah. 1146 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:10,930 You did it! That's... That's awesome. 1147 00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:13,168 Yeah, yeah. What about you? 1148 00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,268 l'm renting an apartment in TriBeCa. 1149 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:16,437 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 1150 00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:18,310 Wow, that's awesome. 1151 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,908 Do you drink coffee? 1152 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,544 No! Uh, normally l just hook up to an lV, actually. 1153 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:24,746 [both laugh] 1154 00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,354 [car honking] 1155 00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:36,089 My, you sure can pound back the caffeine, huh? 1156 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,967 ls that why your leg is shaking like that? 1157 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:41,833 l think it is. Yeah. 1158 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,570 You're not wearing your wedding band. 1159 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:48,975 Oh. Yeah. l'm now officially 1160 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,842 the first person in my high school class 1161 00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:52,006 to get divorced. 1162 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:53,515 Oh, l'm sorry. 1163 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:54,777 No, it's okay. 1164 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,478 When l think about it honestly, 1165 00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:59,681 it was pretty much coming since our second date. 1166 00:56:00,457 --> 00:56:03,221 How's... How are you? How's school going? 1167 00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:05,287 lt's pretty good. 1168 00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:08,864 lt's pretty good. l mean, you know, it's, it's, uh... 1169 00:56:08,932 --> 00:56:10,866 it's hard to meet new people as a transfer. 1170 00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:13,198 Everybody's got their own little cliques 1171 00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:15,669 and they're not sure if they want to admit one more. 1172 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:18,833 But, uh, my creative writing classes are really great. 1173 00:56:18,908 --> 00:56:20,136 Oh, yeah, creative writing? 1174 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,269 Yeah. l've just, uh... 1175 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:25,041 l've always been interested in stories 1176 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:28,279 and escaping into other people's lives. 1177 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:31,453 l guess 'cause mine always seems so boring. 1178 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,915 l'm cursed with a functional family. 1179 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,424 But writing isn't exactly practical. 1180 00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:39,291 So l think l might double major in business. 1181 00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:41,694 Oh, no. Don't do that. 1182 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,064 Stick with the creative writing. 1183 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,133 Strange, you know, sometimes you seem sort of 1184 00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:52,697 bummed out about your career, but you're so successful. 1185 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,835 No, l'm not bummed. Uh... 1186 00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:58,814 God, my career is pretty much what l have in my life. 1187 00:56:59,949 --> 00:57:01,541 That and a dented Porsche, right? 1188 00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:02,880 [laughs] 1189 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:06,679 Your family must be really proud of you. 1190 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:08,053 My mom is. 1191 00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:10,285 You know, she's... She's this kind of hippie. 1192 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,555 So she's not really into the corporate thing. 1193 00:57:12,629 --> 00:57:14,529 And my dad left home when l was 4, 1194 00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:17,361 so, you know, l never really got to know him. 1195 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,696 His family had money, 1196 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:21,965 but, uh, he was this kind of artist 1197 00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:25,970 you know, in quotes, slash druggy. 1198 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:28,567 Uh, he was in this cult for a while. 1199 00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:30,442 Do you, do you... Let's get out of here. 1200 00:57:30,513 --> 00:57:32,606 Do you want to, like, take a walk or something? 1201 00:57:32,682 --> 00:57:35,583 l'm like, uh... Now that l've told you my entire life story. 1202 00:57:35,652 --> 00:57:36,846 Sure. 1203 00:57:37,353 --> 00:57:40,584 Although, uh, there isn't much left to talk about. 1204 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,951 //[Cannonball by Damien Rice playing] 1205 00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:44,288 Really? 1206 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,926 / Still a little bit of your taste / 1207 00:57:48,498 --> 00:57:50,466 / In my mouth / 1208 00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:54,294 / Still a little bit of you laced / 1209 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:56,902 / With my doubt / 1210 00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:00,198 / Still a little hard to say / 1211 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,710 ...wear these giant muumuus that were see-through. 1212 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:04,713 / What's going on / They were see-through? 1213 00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:06,476 Yeah. That's cool. 1214 00:58:09,786 --> 00:58:13,779 / Stones taught me to fly / 1215 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,723 / Love taught me to lie / 1216 00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:19,819 Thank you. 1217 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,124 Thank you. 1218 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:23,924 So... 1219 00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:27,434 / Life taught me to die / 1220 00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:30,032 / So it's not hard to fall / 1221 00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:31,266 Right. 1222 00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,173 / When you float like a cannonball // 1223 00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:36,769 You want to see my dorm room, maybe? 1224 00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:40,679 Hey, don't get the wrong idea. 1225 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:43,480 l--l don't invite guys to my room often. 1226 00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:45,720 Or ever, actually. 1227 00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:51,251 Okay. 1228 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:52,519 Okay. 1229 00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:02,435 Oh. 1230 00:59:03,673 --> 00:59:07,040 l'm having a major college flashback here. 1231 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,845 Aw, come on, old man. 1232 00:59:09,913 --> 00:59:12,279 My roommate's out for the night. 1233 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:13,949 Really? She's, oh... 1234 00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:16,952 l was really looking forward to meeting her. 1235 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,414 Yeah, she's only mildly chemically imbalanced. 1236 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,888 Ta-da! 1237 00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:27,523 Oh. 1238 00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,488 [door closes] 1239 00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:32,868 Yeah, this is awesome. 1240 00:59:35,004 --> 00:59:36,596 Yeah, it's okay. 1241 00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,222 Uh, l heard this rumor 1242 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:58,521 that alcohol impairs your judgment. 1243 01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:07,565 l wish you weren't so beautiful. 1244 01:00:10,173 --> 01:00:11,435 l'm not. 1245 01:00:11,507 --> 01:00:14,999 No, Alex. You are. 1246 01:00:16,512 --> 01:00:17,877 Thank you. 1247 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:23,312 [sighs] 1248 01:00:40,803 --> 01:00:42,896 //[Spanish song playing] 1249 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:51,241 [lighter clicking] 1250 01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:08,252 Well, it looks like everything's perfect. 1251 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,598 So why are you still talking? 1252 01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:30,946 What? 1253 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:33,845 Oh, nothing. 1254 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,050 l was just thinking about how my dad said 1255 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,525 he put surveillance cameras in the building. 1256 01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:40,425 [chuckles] That's... 1257 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,793 That's hilarious. 1258 01:01:52,942 --> 01:01:54,876 [phone ringing] 1259 01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:56,902 Where to now? 1260 01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,844 You're all going to the 29th floor. 1261 01:01:58,915 --> 01:02:00,678 Oh, great. l hear there's, uh, 1262 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,911 fantastic air-conditioning on that floor. 1263 01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:04,714 [phone ringing] 1264 01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:07,921 Hey, Dan, how's your commute? 1265 01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:09,958 Can you believe we're moving offices already? 1266 01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:12,790 By the way, first b-ball game against the 51st floor corporate VPs. 1267 01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:15,126 So, uh... Oh, weird. l guess that's this floor now. 1268 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,460 What's wrong with you? 1269 01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:19,626 Me? Um... Are you... Nothing. Um, nothing. 1270 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:22,934 You're acting jumpy. 1271 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,666 Did you switch from mocha to crack? 1272 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,368 Whoa, Dan. That's, uh... 1273 01:02:26,442 --> 01:02:29,411 You're coming off really paranoid right now. 1274 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:30,637 [chuckles] 1275 01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:32,704 You're weirding me out, buddy. 1276 01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:34,044 Crack. That's... 1277 01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:35,243 [phone ringing] 1278 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:41,522 //[Ten Years Ahead by Soundtrack of Our Lives playing] 1279 01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:51,530 / Well, it's so good / 1280 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:55,098 / I didn't have to make it / 1281 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:57,729 / It's so good / Hey, Alex. 1282 01:02:57,807 --> 01:02:59,399 Haven't talked to you in a few days. 1283 01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:01,170 lt's your dad, by the way. 1284 01:03:01,244 --> 01:03:02,541 Give us a call. 1285 01:03:03,813 --> 01:03:07,510 / 'Cause I'm ten years ahead / 1286 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:11,917 / And you're the echo of the things I say / 1287 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,679 / Yes, I'm ten years ahead / 1288 01:03:13,756 --> 01:03:16,782 You understand this is totally demoralizing for me, so... 1289 01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:17,915 [laughing] 1290 01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:19,654 Sorry. 1291 01:03:20,029 --> 01:03:21,826 l don't think you should force it, honey. 1292 01:03:21,898 --> 01:03:23,297 [grunts] Don't force it. 1293 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:26,992 Don't say it. 1294 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:40,543 / Well, it's no good / 1295 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,918 / Revolving around me / 1296 01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:44,043 Hey, Alex. 1297 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,521 Uh, left a message for you at the dorm and on your phone. 1298 01:03:47,590 --> 01:03:50,115 Guess you have your cell phone turned off. 1299 01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:51,785 Give us a call. 1300 01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:55,029 / When you cannot reach me / 1301 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:58,565 l'm fired? 1302 01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,898 / 'Cause I'm ten years ahead / 1303 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:04,371 / And you're the echo of the words I say / 1304 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,566 [sighs] l'm sorry. 1305 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:09,077 / Yes, I'm ten years ahead // 1306 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,282 But l've worked here for 5 years. 1307 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,059 [sniffs] 1308 01:04:28,664 --> 01:04:30,427 lt's been an honor. 1309 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:50,344 [phone ringing] 1310 01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:01,562 (Carter) Okay, you ready? 1311 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:04,763 Will you be okay with that thing? 1312 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,461 Oh, yeah, fine. 1313 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,461 Hey, uh, what's that big guy doing here? 1314 01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:11,472 He's one of the moving men. 1315 01:05:13,442 --> 01:05:16,536 Uh, l guess, uh, Steckle recruited him for his VP team. 1316 01:05:16,612 --> 01:05:18,273 Oh, that's fair. 1317 01:05:19,282 --> 01:05:21,375 Wonder if l can still dunk. 1318 01:05:22,618 --> 01:05:23,710 You could dunk? 1319 01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:25,913 Oh, yeah. Can't you? You're 26. 1320 01:05:25,988 --> 01:05:27,046 [chuckles] 1321 01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:28,181 Heads up! 1322 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:29,656 Whoa! Hey. 1323 01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:31,556 What's up? 1324 01:05:31,627 --> 01:05:33,959 Word on the street is, Teddy K.'s on the prowl. 1325 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:36,396 Soon as he gets back from his around-the-world balloon trip, 1326 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,296 he's gonna go munch on Continental Brands. 1327 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:39,561 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, great. 1328 01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:41,933 Maybe they'll advertise in the magazine again. 1329 01:05:42,004 --> 01:05:43,972 l'm sorry, who are you? 1330 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,364 Mark, this is Dan Foreman. 1331 01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,375 He's the one l was telling you about, 1332 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,070 helped us close that Toys 'R' Us deal. 1333 01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:50,578 Oh, Carter's being modest. 1334 01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:52,341 He did most of the work. Aw. 1335 01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:53,439 That's beautiful. 1336 01:05:53,516 --> 01:05:55,780 Maybe you two should get a room. 1337 01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:58,245 You pussies ready to get schooled? 1338 01:05:58,321 --> 01:05:59,720 [chuckles] 1339 01:06:01,223 --> 01:06:02,815 [whistle blows] 1340 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:04,919 [people cheering] 1341 01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:08,352 [man whooping] 1342 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:18,304 [crowd cheers] 1343 01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:25,211 [crowd cheering] 1344 01:06:25,414 --> 01:06:26,403 [laughing] 1345 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,514 [Steckle laughing] 1346 01:06:31,554 --> 01:06:32,782 (Steckle) Oh! 1347 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:35,016 Not in my house! No, no, no. 1348 01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:40,553 (Steckle) Do it, baby. Do it, baby. lt's for me. For me. 1349 01:06:42,698 --> 01:06:44,256 (Steckle) Go ahead, donkey! 1350 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,130 You can't guard me. 1351 01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:55,808 (Theo) Get down. Get down there! 1352 01:06:57,346 --> 01:07:00,008 (Steckle) Mine. He's mine. Help. Help. 1353 01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:03,410 Yes! 1354 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:05,984 [all cheering] 1355 01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:07,454 Let's go! Get down, Jimmy. 1356 01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:09,423 Yo, Krouse! Fist! Fist! 1357 01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:11,323 That's right! Move! Come on. Come on. 1358 01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:13,294 l'll take the big man. 1359 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:19,533 Hey, ease up, my man. 1360 01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:20,967 You're gonna have a heart attack. 1361 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,868 What's the matter? Can't take a little D? 1362 01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,031 (Steckle) Open! Get open! 1363 01:07:25,574 --> 01:07:27,735 (Alicia) Let's go, Dan! Yes! 1364 01:07:28,911 --> 01:07:30,105 Yeah, yeah! Throw it down! 1365 01:07:30,179 --> 01:07:31,237 (Theo) Dunk it! 1366 01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:35,714 [all groaning] 1367 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,082 Oh, shit. 1368 01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:41,553 [ball bouncing] 1369 01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:43,319 [grunts] 1370 01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:45,326 l'm okay. l'm okay. 1371 01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:48,289 [exclaims] 1372 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:50,226 l'll be right back. 1373 01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:51,630 Just give me a second. 1374 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,629 [Dan groans] Damn. 1375 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,128 [moans] 1376 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,768 [phone ringing] 1377 01:08:00,943 --> 01:08:02,342 (Alex) This is Alex's cell phone. 1378 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:03,673 Please leave a message. Thanks. 1379 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,270 [phone beeps] 1380 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:08,345 //[Those to Come by The Shins playing] 1381 01:08:09,318 --> 01:08:11,684 / Eyeless in the morning sun / 1382 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:16,088 / You were pale and mild, a modern girl / 1383 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,362 / Taken with thought, still prone to care / 1384 01:08:20,696 --> 01:08:23,688 / Makin' tea in your underwear / 1385 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:27,725 / You went out in the yard to find // 1386 01:08:27,803 --> 01:08:29,202 What's her name? 1387 01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:30,863 Who? What? Who? 1388 01:08:31,373 --> 01:08:32,670 The fish. 1389 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:39,778 Oh. Uh, it's a he. And, uh, his name is Buddy. 1390 01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,476 Ah. 1391 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:44,609 Does Buddy want a friend? 1392 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,620 Buddy had a friend. Um, he ate him. So... 1393 01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:49,123 [chuckles] 1394 01:08:50,025 --> 01:08:51,151 You mind if l, uh--uh... 1395 01:08:51,227 --> 01:08:52,319 Sure. Yeah. You... Yeah. 1396 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:54,385 l want to, l want to ask you something. 1397 01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:55,555 Okay. 1398 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,724 [clears throat] When, uh... 1399 01:08:58,234 --> 01:08:59,929 When you were 18, 1400 01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:03,095 did you ever return your parents' phone calls? 1401 01:09:04,907 --> 01:09:07,432 Uh, well, they never called. 1402 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:10,775 But, uh, yeah, l'm sure l would've. 1403 01:09:10,846 --> 01:09:13,406 Well, my oldest daughter, she won't call me back. 1404 01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:17,009 And l feel like going down to NYU and kidnapping her 1405 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,486 so l can stop worrying about her. 1406 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:21,715 [stammering] 1407 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,655 That sounds like a really bad idea. 1408 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,456 Uh, look, Alex seems, um, 1409 01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:29,925 from the very brief time that l met her, 1410 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,194 to be pretty savvy. 1411 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:35,059 l don't think you have to worry about her too much. 1412 01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:38,402 She's a smart, terrific woman. 1413 01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:40,738 Girl. Or smart young lady. Whatever. 1414 01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:43,539 What l'm trying to say is that, uh, 1415 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,340 l think she can probably take care of herself. 1416 01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:54,889 Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. 1417 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,286 How do you do it? 1418 01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:04,093 You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with 1419 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:06,225 and then when you're outside of the foxhole, 1420 01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:08,702 you keep your dick in your pants. 1421 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,565 [Carter laughing] 1422 01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,436 Well, that's poetic. 1423 01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:18,038 (Alicia) Oh, my God. Did she outdo herself or what? 1424 01:10:18,347 --> 01:10:21,248 (Alicia) All right. Oh, yeah. Make way. 1425 01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:23,751 Coming through with the cake here. 1426 01:10:23,819 --> 01:10:27,277 [all chattering] 1427 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:29,320 //[music playing] 1428 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,359 Oh, hey, Theo. How's... 1429 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,653 [all chattering] 1430 01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:38,831 Hey, uh, where do l put this? 1431 01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:41,267 All right. 1432 01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:43,999 lt's a rager, huh? 1433 01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:46,199 Okay. 1434 01:10:52,047 --> 01:10:54,675 Are you still glad you decided not to have a birthday party? 1435 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,547 Yep, not in the mood this year. 1436 01:10:56,619 --> 01:10:58,519 Well, Mom says you could use a little fun. 1437 01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:01,385 She says you should lighten up for the sake of your health. 1438 01:11:01,457 --> 01:11:03,288 She does, does she? 1439 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,994 They're here. Everybody hide. 1440 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:13,362 You go ahead, sweetheart. 1441 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:14,925 l'm going to check the mailbox. 1442 01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:16,369 Okay. Cool. 1443 01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:18,871 [dog barking] 1444 01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:24,775 Quiet, he's going to be here in a second. 1445 01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:26,405 [door opening] 1446 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:28,308 [door closes] 1447 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:30,878 (all) Surprise! 1448 01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:32,414 Surprise? 1449 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,413 [all screaming] 1450 01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:39,722 Dad! 1451 01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:44,924 Hey, Morty. 1452 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,092 Hey, nice party. 1453 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,668 Thanks for coming. Sure. 1454 01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,896 How are you? 1455 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,529 Not so good, not so good. 1456 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:52,574 l mean psychologically. 1457 01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:53,767 Oh, l'm sorry. 1458 01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:55,139 That's okay. 1459 01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:57,144 Anyway, my wife got a promotion. 1460 01:11:57,212 --> 01:11:59,407 l'm hoping she'll raise my allowance. 1461 01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:01,449 But this is good punch. 1462 01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:03,776 Happy birthday. Good party. 1463 01:12:05,888 --> 01:12:07,719 [dog barking] 1464 01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:11,549 You look-- you look really beautiful. 1465 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:14,628 Thank you. 1466 01:12:15,097 --> 01:12:16,564 And, um... 1467 01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:23,337 This is really not a big deal. But l, uh... 1468 01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,932 l got something for you. 1469 01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,878 lt's not my birthday. 1470 01:12:32,548 --> 01:12:33,810 Go on. 1471 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,216 Holy shit. 1472 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,758 [laughs] 1473 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:51,160 Wow! Are these real diamonds? 1474 01:12:52,968 --> 01:12:54,731 lt's too expensive. 1475 01:12:54,803 --> 01:12:56,828 No. No, don't. No. 1476 01:12:56,905 --> 01:12:58,167 l feel funny. 1477 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,107 l'm sorry. l don't... l mean, it's not... l--l... 1478 01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:03,076 lt just felt good to... 1479 01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:04,510 lt's sweet. 1480 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:09,241 lt's very sweet. Thank you. 1481 01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:18,150 You're the kind of person 1482 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:21,692 that's it's good to be in a foxhole with. 1483 01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:27,866 We're not in a foxhole. We're in a Porsche. 1484 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,229 (Dan) A sling. 1485 01:13:29,304 --> 01:13:30,669 (woman) Yes. 1486 01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:32,604 (Dan) Betsy, l wish you well, too. 1487 01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:34,232 [all laughing] 1488 01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:37,335 Let's see, what.... Wow. 1489 01:13:39,047 --> 01:13:40,981 And this could be what? 1490 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:43,074 [all laughing] 1491 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,279 That's good. Epsom salts. 1492 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,912 [all laugh] 1493 01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:48,456 (Alicia) Do you like them? 1494 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:50,024 (Theo) lmported from Jersey. 1495 01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,083 [people laughing] 1496 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:54,419 (Alicia) Don't tell me you already have some. 1497 01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:56,225 [all laughing] 1498 01:13:56,865 --> 01:13:57,957 [chuckles] 1499 01:13:58,033 --> 01:14:00,092 lt's got that easy--easy-pour spout on it, too. 1500 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:01,329 [all laughing] 1501 01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:03,394 (Alicia) Special for you. 1502 01:14:03,505 --> 01:14:06,372 [all chattering] 1503 01:14:11,914 --> 01:14:13,438 [car honks] 1504 01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,278 [car honking] 1505 01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:46,511 Thanks. 1506 01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:47,874 She waits. 1507 01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,076 Okay. 1508 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:56,315 (Carter) Hey. 1509 01:14:56,391 --> 01:14:57,585 Hi. 1510 01:14:57,659 --> 01:14:58,819 Sorry l'm late. 1511 01:14:58,894 --> 01:15:01,362 Work has been just nuts. 1512 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,921 That's okay. l have a class at 3:00. 1513 01:15:06,935 --> 01:15:08,527 [car honking] 1514 01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:24,809 Oh, you're... You're wearing the necklace. 1515 01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:27,253 Yeah. Yeah. l feel like an impostor. 1516 01:15:27,322 --> 01:15:28,880 But it's nice. An impostor? 1517 01:15:28,957 --> 01:15:30,015 No, you look... 1518 01:15:30,092 --> 01:15:32,424 Hey. Doesn't she look beautiful? 1519 01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:34,060 She does. 1520 01:15:34,129 --> 01:15:35,892 (waiter) Now, we have three specials today. 1521 01:15:35,964 --> 01:15:37,727 Avocado soup with awapuhi oil, 1522 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:40,996 bluefin tuna with Awapuhi and jalapeno sashimi. 1523 01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:43,398 (waiter) We have calamari fritti 1524 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,633 with Awapuhi oil on the side. 1525 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:48,505 We also have, uh, sicafreed lobster tail. 1526 01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:51,442 Can l get that with a side of Awapuhi oil? 1527 01:15:54,616 --> 01:15:56,584 Welcome. May l help you? 1528 01:16:00,522 --> 01:16:01,819 Oh, shit. 1529 01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:05,683 Hi, is there going to be a third? 1530 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,661 l have just one question. 1531 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:09,822 Are you sleeping with him? 1532 01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:15,596 l'm going to get you folks some bread. 1533 01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:18,696 Uh, Dan, this isn't what it looks like. 1534 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:21,242 Oh, yeah? What does it look like? 1535 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:24,339 Tell me. What do you think it looks like? 1536 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:28,782 Well, l'm sure it looks like some kind of sleazy, tawdry... 1537 01:16:33,689 --> 01:16:36,317 Alex, l asked you a question. Are you sleeping with him? 1538 01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:40,625 What do you want me to say, Dad? 1539 01:16:45,634 --> 01:16:46,965 [sighs] 1540 01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:48,630 Get up. 1541 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:50,362 What? 1542 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:51,736 Get up. 1543 01:16:57,312 --> 01:16:58,370 Dad! 1544 01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:00,506 Pardon me, sir, but l don't think you should treat-- 1545 01:17:00,582 --> 01:17:04,109 Back off, before l drop-kick you across this restaurant. 1546 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,482 You are a piece of shit! 1547 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:08,784 Dan, l love her. 1548 01:17:08,857 --> 01:17:10,188 You what? 1549 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,525 l love her. 1550 01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:14,386 [Carter panting] 1551 01:17:16,098 --> 01:17:17,497 l love you. 1552 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,603 You love her? She's my daughter. 1553 01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:25,132 She's in college. She's a college student. 1554 01:17:25,207 --> 01:17:28,040 l took out a fricking second mortgage so she could go. 1555 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:30,374 Three years ago she was in braces. 1556 01:17:31,947 --> 01:17:33,380 l'm sorry. 1557 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,950 This guy. 1558 01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:41,388 You had to sleep with him? 1559 01:17:41,456 --> 01:17:42,753 Dad, l... 1560 01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:44,654 Dad... 1561 01:17:47,462 --> 01:17:48,622 (Alex) Dad. 1562 01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:50,028 [groans] 1563 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:52,163 Dad! Wait, l'm sorry. 1564 01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:53,997 This had nothing to do with you. 1565 01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:55,502 He's my boss, Alex. 1566 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:58,266 l know. But it just happened. 1567 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,865 We made a deal, remember? 1568 01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:04,144 We made a deal we'd always be honest with one another. 1569 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,976 Dad, l was like 5 years old when we made that deal. 1570 01:18:07,049 --> 01:18:09,279 Yeah. l liked you better then. 1571 01:18:10,118 --> 01:18:11,642 That's awful. 1572 01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:15,185 That's an awful thing to say. 1573 01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:18,282 Dad, please don't walk away. l want to talk to you. 1574 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,487 Why? You don't need my advice about anything. 1575 01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:43,707 [door opening] 1576 01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:45,412 Hey, you. 1577 01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:46,579 Hey. 1578 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:49,180 Hey, Carter. Wow, that's some shiner. 1579 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:50,847 Thanks. 1580 01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,820 Maya, could we have some privacy, please? 1581 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:56,022 Sure. Absolutely. 1582 01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:01,399 [growls] 1583 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:07,632 Sit down. 1584 01:19:09,544 --> 01:19:11,512 Hey, can l get you some ice for that? 1585 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,411 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 1586 01:19:16,017 --> 01:19:17,609 [clears throat] 1587 01:19:17,719 --> 01:19:19,550 Um, there's no ice. 1588 01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,119 But the soda's cold. 1589 01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:24,047 Oh, thanks. 1590 01:19:26,728 --> 01:19:30,220 Look, l wanted to apologize, uh, for my timing when... 1591 01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:33,033 Uh, with the ''L'' word. 1592 01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:35,069 lt just kind of slipped out. 1593 01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:37,537 But l've been thinking about it a lot lately, 1594 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:40,370 and it's how l feel. lt's really important to me-- 1595 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,603 Oh, that's really sweet. 1596 01:19:46,414 --> 01:19:48,075 Well, l mean it. 1597 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,850 l know you probably think you do. 1598 01:19:55,590 --> 01:19:58,252 But l-l've been doing a lot of thinking, too, 1599 01:19:58,326 --> 01:20:00,385 and l'm 1600 01:20:02,664 --> 01:20:04,632 taking anthropology classes. 1601 01:20:04,699 --> 01:20:06,326 And l'm doing a double major. 1602 01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:07,527 Yeah. 1603 01:20:07,602 --> 01:20:10,127 And l'm just... l'm really busy. 1604 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,330 Yeah. Uh, l'm just not... 1605 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,133 l'm not ready for a big commitment. 1606 01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:17,504 Yes, that's... 1607 01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:20,070 [chuckles] That's what l'm saying. 1608 01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:23,750 [sighs] 1609 01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:28,655 Look, when l said l loved you, 1610 01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:32,921 l didn't mean that l wanted to interfere in your classes 1611 01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:35,554 or, you know, whatever. 1612 01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:40,499 l'm not talking about marriage or anything yet. 1613 01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:43,163 Carter. Look. 1614 01:20:44,406 --> 01:20:46,374 l've had an amazing time with you, 1615 01:20:46,441 --> 01:20:48,671 and l think you're a great guy. 1616 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,439 But you are on the rebound. 1617 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:53,873 No, l'm not. 1618 01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,576 Carter, you are. 1619 01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:59,177 l mean, it was not that long ago that your wife left you. 1620 01:20:59,254 --> 01:21:01,279 Best thing that ever happened to me. 1621 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,119 Well, that's great. 1622 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:11,627 But then that's a good thing whether you're with me or not. 1623 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,065 l think we should stop seeing each other. 1624 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:15,661 Alex. 1625 01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:20,106 [laughs] Alex, come on. 1626 01:21:31,653 --> 01:21:33,678 l just want you to know 1627 01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:38,417 l enjoyed talking to you more than 1628 01:21:39,027 --> 01:21:41,359 maybe anyone in my entire life. 1629 01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:46,164 Thank you. 1630 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,201 Me, too. 1631 01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:05,379 [door opening] 1632 01:22:10,558 --> 01:22:11,855 Dad, where have you been? 1633 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,121 Your cell phone was off. 1634 01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:15,094 l tried to call you like a thousand times. 1635 01:22:15,163 --> 01:22:16,494 What happened? Where's your mom? 1636 01:22:33,515 --> 01:22:35,278 (Ann) There you are. 1637 01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,117 Are you okay? 1638 01:22:37,552 --> 01:22:39,213 l'm fine. Yes, l'm fine. 1639 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,948 The baby's fine. 1640 01:22:41,723 --> 01:22:43,816 l had a little scare. 1641 01:22:44,259 --> 01:22:45,954 There was some bleeding. 1642 01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:48,624 What? What is it? 1643 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:50,959 A placenta previa. 1644 01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:54,365 lt sounds bad, but, uh, it's okay. 1645 01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:55,596 [chuckles] 1646 01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:57,604 l just need some rest. 1647 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,970 lf anything ever happened to you, l'd just have to pack it in. 1648 01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:05,774 Oh, l'm afraid you're going to be stuck with me for a while. 1649 01:23:10,752 --> 01:23:12,310 [door opening] 1650 01:23:13,288 --> 01:23:14,585 [sniffs] 1651 01:23:15,523 --> 01:23:17,150 How's she doing? 1652 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,191 She's okay. 1653 01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:31,203 You know, l broke up with Carter. 1654 01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:35,734 Because of me? 1655 01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:38,176 No. Because of me. 1656 01:23:44,085 --> 01:23:46,110 l'm sorry l lied to you. 1657 01:23:48,223 --> 01:23:51,056 But, you know, l think you should know 1658 01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:53,651 that Carter didn't try to seduce me or anything. 1659 01:23:53,728 --> 01:23:55,525 lf anything, it was the other way around. 1660 01:23:55,597 --> 01:23:58,225 l really don't want to hear the details. 1661 01:23:58,299 --> 01:23:59,357 [grunts] 1662 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:03,700 l mean, unless you want to tell me, and... 1663 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:06,198 No. No, not particularly. 1664 01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:07,602 Good. 1665 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:10,639 [sighs] 1666 01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:14,011 You must think l'm disgusting. 1667 01:24:14,115 --> 01:24:15,605 Disgusting? 1668 01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:19,049 Why on earth would l think that? 1669 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,317 l didn't know that you took out a second mortgage. 1670 01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:24,085 l don't need to go to NYU. 1671 01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:25,820 SUNY's fine. lt's fine. 1672 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:28,226 No, no, you are staying at NYU. 1673 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:32,932 Look, Alex. 1674 01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,571 You're a really smart woman. 1675 01:24:41,276 --> 01:24:43,369 And you can take care of yourself. 1676 01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:46,141 And l'm going to try 1677 01:24:47,949 --> 01:24:49,416 and adjust. 1678 01:24:51,786 --> 01:24:54,016 You don't have to change, Dad. 1679 01:24:57,625 --> 01:25:00,458 Yeah. l do. 1680 01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:16,437 [computer beeps] 1681 01:25:18,746 --> 01:25:21,010 lt's going to be okay. Muchachos! 1682 01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:29,520 (Teddy K.) Good. Hello, how are you? l know. 1683 01:25:29,591 --> 01:25:31,559 (Teddy K.) Tell him not to be late this time. 1684 01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:33,594 (Teddy K.) Hi, how you doing? Good to see you. 1685 01:25:33,661 --> 01:25:35,595 Hi. Oh, nice brooch. 1686 01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:36,721 Thank you, sir. 1687 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,265 Must be paying her too much money. 1688 01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:39,630 Mark Steckle. Hi. 1689 01:25:39,701 --> 01:25:42,465 Ah, Mark Steckle, how are you? 1690 01:25:42,537 --> 01:25:44,129 Very psyched. How's it going? 1691 01:25:44,205 --> 01:25:45,467 Very good. Good, good. 1692 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:46,564 Right this way. Hi. 1693 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:48,506 How you doing? Nice to see you. 1694 01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:49,770 How are you? Good to see you. 1695 01:25:49,844 --> 01:25:51,004 (Teddy K.) Thank you. 1696 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:52,671 Carter Duryea. 1697 01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:55,674 Oh, yes. Cell phones. 1698 01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,611 Yes. Thank you. 1699 01:25:57,685 --> 01:25:59,676 l'm at Sports America now. 1700 01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:01,847 Well, that's the flagship. 1701 01:26:04,359 --> 01:26:06,418 What happened to your eye? 1702 01:26:07,028 --> 01:26:09,087 Yeah, what happened there? 1703 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:12,964 l fell-- l fell asleep at my computer. 1704 01:26:13,034 --> 01:26:15,901 Just kind of banged right into the monitor. 1705 01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:18,301 Those things can be dangerous. 1706 01:26:18,373 --> 01:26:19,931 [all laughing] 1707 01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:22,408 (Teddy K.) Keep up the good work. 1708 01:26:23,378 --> 01:26:24,845 l wouldn't be surprised 1709 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:27,177 if he announces another big takeover today. 1710 01:26:27,248 --> 01:26:28,545 Teddy K.! 1711 01:26:33,488 --> 01:26:35,581 (Teddy K.) Great to see you. Thank you. 1712 01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:39,356 (Teddy K.) Thank you. 1713 01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:44,325 Synergy. What does it mean? 1714 01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:48,426 (Teddy K.) Why does a business swim with it 1715 01:26:48,503 --> 01:26:49,970 and sink without it, 1716 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,268 in this new ocean of megabytes, 1717 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,706 streaming video and satellites? 1718 01:26:55,476 --> 01:26:57,239 Every day, 1719 01:26:57,312 --> 01:26:59,644 the world becomes more complex. 1720 01:27:00,081 --> 01:27:02,743 And to survive in a complex world, 1721 01:27:02,817 --> 01:27:06,253 we need complex bonds to interface with it. 1722 01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:10,553 ln this room, 1723 01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:15,061 l see this. 1724 01:27:19,767 --> 01:27:23,863 What we're trying to get to, is this. 1725 01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:28,138 (Teddy K.) This is unbreakable. 1726 01:27:29,477 --> 01:27:32,275 This is inevitable. 1727 01:27:35,316 --> 01:27:38,410 (Teddy K.) What are we building here? ls it a company? 1728 01:27:38,486 --> 01:27:42,286 Or are we building a new country with no national boundaries? 1729 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,191 A new democracy for the consumer. 1730 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,990 A new democracy with a new electorate. 1731 01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:52,192 24-hour music videos in Kuala Lumpur. 1732 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:55,168 Computers with parts manufactured in Japan, 1733 01:27:55,236 --> 01:27:57,261 Greenland, ldaho, lndia. 1734 01:27:57,739 --> 01:28:00,503 A soft drink ad going out simultaneously 1735 01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,834 to seven different continents. 1736 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:06,274 The Dalai Llama eating his Krispity Krunch 1737 01:28:06,347 --> 01:28:08,941 while uploading prayers onto the Net. 1738 01:28:10,718 --> 01:28:12,151 Woman's World magazine. 1739 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:15,678 Well, why not Woman's World Channel across the world? 1740 01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:16,985 Computers. 1741 01:28:17,058 --> 01:28:20,926 Why not a computer section in Sports America magazine? 1742 01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:22,495 [chuckles] 1743 01:28:23,564 --> 01:28:26,397 (Dan) Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. 1744 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:29,328 Yes? 1745 01:28:29,637 --> 01:28:30,899 Uh, uh... 1746 01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:34,937 Uh, my name is, uh, uh, Dan Foreman. l... 1747 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:39,409 l work for Sports America and l'm not sure 1748 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:42,347 l--l understand what you're talking about. 1749 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:46,745 (Dan) W-what l mean is--is 1750 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,757 what do computers have to do with sports? 1751 01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:53,350 Are you... Are--are you literally saying 1752 01:28:53,428 --> 01:28:55,919 that there should be a section in the magazine 1753 01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:57,658 about computers? 1754 01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:01,332 Who's going to want to read that? 1755 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,200 Um... 1756 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:09,269 [clears throat] And, uh... 1757 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,402 [sighs] 1758 01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:12,309 l-l'm not sure l understand 1759 01:29:12,380 --> 01:29:14,371 how the way the world is changing 1760 01:29:14,449 --> 01:29:17,213 is actually going to change how we do business. 1761 01:29:17,285 --> 01:29:21,483 We're still selling a product, right? 1762 01:29:21,556 --> 01:29:23,683 Which hopefully someone needs. 1763 01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:26,818 We're human beings with other human beings for customers. 1764 01:29:26,894 --> 01:29:31,160 So l don't see how this company is like its own country. 1765 01:29:31,232 --> 01:29:34,463 l mean, just because we sell different kinds of things, 1766 01:29:34,535 --> 01:29:38,335 that doesn't mean we should operate by our own laws, does it? 1767 01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:43,976 Besides which, countries, at least democratic ones, 1768 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:49,007 they have some obligation to their citizens, don't they? 1769 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:51,450 (Dan) So how do layoffs 1770 01:29:51,719 --> 01:29:54,381 and bottom line thinking fit into that? 1771 01:30:08,269 --> 01:30:09,702 Dan Foreman. 1772 01:30:11,639 --> 01:30:13,197 Sports America. 1773 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:18,474 You ask some excellent questions. 1774 01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:20,844 Excellent, excellent questions. 1775 01:30:21,482 --> 01:30:23,507 l'm glad you asked them. 1776 01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:28,715 And l'm leaving it to you, 1777 01:30:29,490 --> 01:30:32,459 to all of you, to answer them. 1778 01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,225 Hmm. 1779 01:30:48,342 --> 01:30:49,604 Teddy K.! 1780 01:30:50,378 --> 01:30:53,279 (Steckle) Teddy K.! Teddy K.! 1781 01:30:57,318 --> 01:30:59,377 (Carter) Oh, my God, Dan. Oh, my God. 1782 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:01,046 (Steckle) Good, you're both in here. 1783 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,680 You, l'll talk to in a second. 1784 01:31:02,757 --> 01:31:05,419 You, have you lost your frigging mind? 1785 01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:08,727 Well, he said they were excellent questions. 1786 01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:10,821 Okay, you think this is funny. 1787 01:31:10,898 --> 01:31:13,696 You think it's funny to disrespect a great man. 1788 01:31:13,768 --> 01:31:15,998 Do you know who you were just talking to in there? 1789 01:31:16,070 --> 01:31:18,903 That was Teddy K.! Teddy K., God damn it! 1790 01:31:20,274 --> 01:31:21,707 Look, we've been carrying 1791 01:31:21,776 --> 01:31:23,710 your fat, bloated salary for way too long. 1792 01:31:23,778 --> 01:31:25,541 (Steckle) l want you out of this building 1793 01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:26,671 within the next 10 minutes. 1794 01:31:26,747 --> 01:31:28,146 l'm going to my office. 1795 01:31:28,216 --> 01:31:29,808 l'm going to smoke a nice Cuban cigar 1796 01:31:29,884 --> 01:31:31,681 and try to forget that you ever existed. 1797 01:31:31,752 --> 01:31:33,583 You, in my office now. 1798 01:31:33,654 --> 01:31:35,417 Mark, don't do that. 1799 01:31:37,058 --> 01:31:38,184 Excuse me? 1800 01:31:38,259 --> 01:31:39,385 Look. 1801 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:40,859 The guy busts his ass and-- 1802 01:31:40,928 --> 01:31:42,020 And what? 1803 01:31:42,096 --> 01:31:43,927 Nothing. l'm sorry. 1804 01:31:45,633 --> 01:31:48,864 (Carter) l just... lf you fire him, 1805 01:31:52,473 --> 01:31:55,033 you're going to have to fire me, too. 1806 01:31:58,179 --> 01:31:59,305 Wait. 1807 01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:01,741 Let me get something straight here. 1808 01:32:01,816 --> 01:32:04,114 You're throwing yourself in with him? 1809 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:07,211 With this useless, over-the-hill loser? 1810 01:32:07,288 --> 01:32:09,347 Think here. Think about what you're doing, 1811 01:32:09,423 --> 01:32:13,052 because if you're not careful, you could end up like him. 1812 01:32:13,594 --> 01:32:17,325 l guess that that would be okay. 1813 01:32:21,869 --> 01:32:23,268 All right. 1814 01:32:23,504 --> 01:32:25,904 Then you're fired, too, you little shit. 1815 01:32:27,341 --> 01:32:28,399 Well, that's too bad, 1816 01:32:28,476 --> 01:32:31,912 'cause, uh, you're gonna lose a huge account that Dan and l've been working on. 1817 01:32:31,979 --> 01:32:33,378 lt was gonna save the year for us. 1818 01:32:33,447 --> 01:32:35,472 Without it, the magazine's pretty deep in the red. 1819 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,347 Really? What account is that? 1820 01:32:37,418 --> 01:32:39,147 You think we'd actually tell you? 1821 01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:44,918 You're bluffing. 1822 01:32:45,026 --> 01:32:46,550 l don't bluff. 1823 01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:48,217 l'm not that good of a salesman. 1824 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,825 Yeah, well, l don't give a crap. 1825 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:56,164 l think Teddy K. will. 1826 01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:58,364 See, l'm gonna call him and l'm gonna tell him 1827 01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:00,964 that you single-handedly drove his most profitable magazine, 1828 01:33:01,042 --> 01:33:03,567 his flagship, right into the ground. 1829 01:33:04,312 --> 01:33:05,836 And he'll remember my name. 1830 01:33:05,913 --> 01:33:07,676 He likes what l did with cell phones. 1831 01:33:18,559 --> 01:33:21,323 You've got 24 hours, or you're both gone. 1832 01:33:24,198 --> 01:33:25,460 [sighs] 1833 01:33:28,135 --> 01:33:29,534 Any ideas? 1834 01:33:30,838 --> 01:33:31,964 One. 1835 01:33:49,824 --> 01:33:51,314 You got all your research? 1836 01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:52,484 Yep. 1837 01:33:53,694 --> 01:33:55,252 Follow my lead. 1838 01:33:57,198 --> 01:33:58,893 (Kalb) So, um, how are your daughters? 1839 01:33:58,966 --> 01:34:00,627 They're great. Thanks. 1840 01:34:00,701 --> 01:34:02,032 How about your grandkids? 1841 01:34:02,103 --> 01:34:03,297 Uh, they're fine. 1842 01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:05,999 My son-in-law has just enrolled our oldest, Ralphy, 1843 01:34:06,073 --> 01:34:09,099 in a computer camp, whatever the hell that is. 1844 01:34:10,144 --> 01:34:12,305 Uh, this is my boss, Carter Duryea. 1845 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,541 lt's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kalb. 1846 01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:16,606 You have a really awesome company here. 1847 01:34:16,684 --> 01:34:18,845 You... lt's a really awesome, awesome-- 1848 01:34:18,919 --> 01:34:21,717 Your boss? He looks more like your nephew. 1849 01:34:22,356 --> 01:34:24,950 Well, l've, uh, certainly been learning a lot from Dan. 1850 01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:26,721 So what happened to your eye? 1851 01:34:26,794 --> 01:34:29,354 That's one of the things he learned from me. 1852 01:34:29,430 --> 01:34:32,797 Are you saying that you punched him in the eye? Why? 1853 01:34:32,867 --> 01:34:36,496 Well, it's... We don't have to really go into it here. 1854 01:34:36,570 --> 01:34:40,199 No, no, no, please, please. l'm--l'm--l'm rather curious. 1855 01:34:41,409 --> 01:34:43,138 Why did l hit you? 1856 01:34:48,482 --> 01:34:50,177 He called me a dinosaur. 1857 01:34:50,251 --> 01:34:51,718 He said l was out of date. 1858 01:34:51,786 --> 01:34:54,277 That l'd better step in line. 1859 01:34:55,423 --> 01:34:57,050 So you slugged him? 1860 01:34:57,124 --> 01:34:59,149 lt was a fair fight. Hmm? 1861 01:35:00,594 --> 01:35:01,754 Right. 1862 01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:06,996 Mr. Kalb, we have a sister company, Krispity Krunch, 1863 01:35:07,068 --> 01:35:09,901 that l think we could do a really exciting cross-promotion with here, 1864 01:35:09,970 --> 01:35:11,835 all in the GlobeCom family. Carter, Carter. 1865 01:35:11,906 --> 01:35:13,203 l think that we could achieve-- 1866 01:35:13,274 --> 01:35:14,571 Carter, it's ok. Mr. Kalb, 1867 01:35:14,642 --> 01:35:18,043 l don't want get into facts and figures with you today. You know them already. 1868 01:35:18,112 --> 01:35:19,841 (Dan) l just want to ask you one question. 1869 01:35:19,914 --> 01:35:21,074 What is your hesitation 1870 01:35:21,148 --> 01:35:24,208 about advertising with Sports America magazine? 1871 01:35:27,488 --> 01:35:31,219 My hesitation is that our ad budget is already overextended. 1872 01:35:31,425 --> 01:35:35,020 My son-in-law has put a lot of money into cable and online. 1873 01:35:35,096 --> 01:35:38,930 And now he wants to plow even more money back into it. But... 1874 01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:40,465 But what? 1875 01:35:42,103 --> 01:35:44,571 But he is such an asshole! 1876 01:35:45,372 --> 01:35:46,600 l mean, l built this business. 1877 01:35:46,674 --> 01:35:48,869 l know more about running this than he ever will. 1878 01:35:48,943 --> 01:35:51,411 So, yeah. l'm gonna make a major ad buy in your magazine. 1879 01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:53,913 And then l'm gonna restructure the whole damn ad campaign. 1880 01:35:53,981 --> 01:35:55,744 That is great news. Thank you, Mr. Kalb. 1881 01:35:55,816 --> 01:35:58,649 Oh. Thank... Yes. Thank you so much, sir. 1882 01:35:58,719 --> 01:36:01,313 You know, l don't give a shit about Krispity Krunch. 1883 01:36:01,388 --> 01:36:04,118 Let's just stick with the magazine, okay? 1884 01:36:05,126 --> 01:36:06,388 You really slugged him? 1885 01:36:06,460 --> 01:36:07,552 Yeah. Carter. 1886 01:36:09,630 --> 01:36:12,599 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that was amazing. 1887 01:36:12,666 --> 01:36:14,566 That was unbelievable! 1888 01:36:14,635 --> 01:36:15,795 God, that was actually fun. 1889 01:36:15,870 --> 01:36:17,337 What Kalb really needed to see 1890 01:36:17,404 --> 01:36:21,534 was an old fart who beat the crap out of a young punk half his age. 1891 01:36:22,076 --> 01:36:24,067 And you know what the best thing is? 1892 01:36:24,145 --> 01:36:25,772 lt's the right thing to do. 1893 01:36:25,846 --> 01:36:28,041 lt will improve his business. 1894 01:36:31,719 --> 01:36:33,710 Wow, you actually, uh... 1895 01:36:34,355 --> 01:36:36,983 You actually believe in this stuff, huh? 1896 01:36:37,057 --> 01:36:38,718 Of course l do. 1897 01:36:40,127 --> 01:36:43,096 Why else would l do it? Hmm? 1898 01:36:47,868 --> 01:36:48,960 [elevator bell dings] 1899 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:53,235 Hey, Dan. Where you been? 1900 01:36:53,307 --> 01:36:54,365 Los Angeles. 1901 01:36:54,441 --> 01:36:56,033 We made a huge sale. 1902 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:58,476 Congratulations. So did Teddy K. 1903 01:36:58,913 --> 01:37:01,905 He sold the company to CalCor Communications. 1904 01:37:03,884 --> 01:37:05,545 (Carter) Mark! What happened? 1905 01:37:05,619 --> 01:37:07,849 l thought you said Teddy K. was buying another company. 1906 01:37:07,922 --> 01:37:10,720 That's what they told me, but he sold us. 1907 01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:12,921 l'm out. 1908 01:37:13,727 --> 01:37:14,887 Wait, you're out? 1909 01:37:14,962 --> 01:37:17,624 Yeah. They're reorganizing the whole company. 1910 01:37:17,698 --> 01:37:20,462 You're out, too. l think you're in. 1911 01:37:22,770 --> 01:37:24,032 l'm in what? 1912 01:37:24,104 --> 01:37:25,628 Your old job. 1913 01:37:27,775 --> 01:37:29,640 What? Running the department? 1914 01:37:29,710 --> 01:37:31,405 That's the rumor. 1915 01:37:31,846 --> 01:37:34,314 The whole thing seems so arbitrary. 1916 01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:36,339 l feel used. 1917 01:37:37,918 --> 01:37:39,078 Yeah. 1918 01:37:41,121 --> 01:37:44,181 Kind of tough to know you're replaceable, huh? 1919 01:37:47,228 --> 01:37:50,459 [clears throat] l'm--l'm sorry you lost your jobs. 1920 01:37:54,001 --> 01:37:57,801 //[Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel playing] 1921 01:38:15,689 --> 01:38:18,351 / Came in close, I heard a voice / 1922 01:38:19,660 --> 01:38:22,458 / Standing stretching every nerve / 1923 01:38:23,831 --> 01:38:26,459 / I had to listen, had no choice / 1924 01:38:26,533 --> 01:38:30,196 / I did not believe the information / 1925 01:38:30,838 --> 01:38:34,205 / Just had to trust imagination / 1926 01:38:34,608 --> 01:38:37,771 / My heart was going boom, boom, boom / 1927 01:38:37,845 --> 01:38:39,972 / Son, he said / 1928 01:38:40,047 --> 01:38:42,481 / Grab your things, I've come to take you home / 1929 01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:43,811 [elevator bell dings] 1930 01:38:45,819 --> 01:38:47,946 / Yeah, back home // 1931 01:38:54,795 --> 01:38:56,319 [phone ringing] 1932 01:39:10,344 --> 01:39:11,675 Hey, Dan. 1933 01:39:13,747 --> 01:39:15,647 Hey, Carter. Come on in. 1934 01:39:16,216 --> 01:39:17,615 Have a seat. 1935 01:39:21,455 --> 01:39:22,717 Nice office. 1936 01:39:22,790 --> 01:39:23,882 Yeah. 1937 01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:25,482 [door closes] 1938 01:39:28,562 --> 01:39:29,756 [sighs] 1939 01:39:30,597 --> 01:39:31,621 So. 1940 01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:34,724 How have you been the last month? 1941 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:36,997 l've been good. Really good. 1942 01:39:38,772 --> 01:39:41,536 lt's a little weird, uh, not having to get up, 1943 01:39:41,608 --> 01:39:43,701 go to work in the morning. 1944 01:39:44,578 --> 01:39:47,012 That's why l want to talk to you. 1945 01:39:49,216 --> 01:39:51,275 l want to offer you a job. 1946 01:39:53,554 --> 01:39:56,114 l know we definitely had our moments. 1947 01:39:56,757 --> 01:40:00,193 But l think you're a good manager and a good salesman. 1948 01:40:00,694 --> 01:40:04,255 And l want you to come here and be my second-in-command. 1949 01:40:05,332 --> 01:40:06,663 Wow, Dan. 1950 01:40:07,568 --> 01:40:10,059 Uh, l... l really appreciate that. 1951 01:40:10,904 --> 01:40:13,134 Uh, more than you know. And l... 1952 01:40:13,207 --> 01:40:16,005 l think if l really want to do this for a living, 1953 01:40:16,076 --> 01:40:19,637 there's no one l could learn from more than you. But l... 1954 01:40:22,616 --> 01:40:25,107 Look, l don't know what l want to do with my life. 1955 01:40:28,389 --> 01:40:31,847 l know that l want it to mean something to me 1956 01:40:33,160 --> 01:40:35,958 the way that this means something to you. 1957 01:40:38,766 --> 01:40:40,233 [sighs] Oh. 1958 01:40:42,970 --> 01:40:44,631 God, do you think l'm being stupid? 1959 01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:49,441 No. No. l... 1960 01:40:51,478 --> 01:40:53,537 l think that sounds right. 1961 01:40:59,019 --> 01:41:02,511 So how's the family? 1962 01:41:03,724 --> 01:41:06,488 Uh, Ann's fine. 1963 01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:10,293 Uh, the baby's coming Tuesday after next Tuesday. 1964 01:41:10,364 --> 01:41:12,457 Oh. lt's a... lt's a cesarean. 1965 01:41:12,533 --> 01:41:14,000 Dan, that's amazing. 1966 01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:15,660 Yeah, it is. 1967 01:41:18,205 --> 01:41:21,663 And, uh, both girls are... 1968 01:41:22,242 --> 01:41:24,005 They're doing well. 1969 01:41:26,046 --> 01:41:27,206 Good. 1970 01:41:29,516 --> 01:41:33,111 Please, uh, give them all my best. 1971 01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:34,680 Yeah. 1972 01:41:36,190 --> 01:41:37,248 [sighs] 1973 01:41:37,324 --> 01:41:38,450 Dan. 1974 01:41:40,561 --> 01:41:41,926 Thank you. 1975 01:41:42,830 --> 01:41:44,161 For what? 1976 01:41:44,832 --> 01:41:46,094 For... 1977 01:41:48,168 --> 01:41:50,568 l guess for showing me a few things. 1978 01:41:53,607 --> 01:41:56,303 No one ever really took the time to 1979 01:41:57,544 --> 01:41:59,671 give me a hard time before. 1980 01:42:00,881 --> 01:42:03,748 Or teach me anything that was 1981 01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:08,111 actually worth learning. 1982 01:42:09,223 --> 01:42:10,747 [clears throat] 1983 01:42:11,492 --> 01:42:12,550 All right. 1984 01:42:12,626 --> 01:42:14,617 [sighs] Now listen, Carter. 1985 01:42:14,695 --> 01:42:16,959 l want to tell you something. 1986 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,468 You're going to be okay. 1987 01:42:22,169 --> 01:42:23,568 You think so? 1988 01:42:23,637 --> 01:42:25,298 Yeah. l know it. 1989 01:42:30,210 --> 01:42:31,939 You're a good man. 1990 01:42:45,759 --> 01:42:47,090 [sighs] 1991 01:42:47,594 --> 01:42:48,891 [sniffs] 1992 01:42:52,766 --> 01:42:54,563 Don't be a stranger. 1993 01:42:55,102 --> 01:42:56,330 [elevator bell dings] 1994 01:43:00,474 --> 01:43:01,600 Morty? 1995 01:43:01,675 --> 01:43:03,199 Hey! You're back! 1996 01:43:03,277 --> 01:43:05,609 Yeah, back in the saddle. 1997 01:43:06,446 --> 01:43:08,346 And look at you. You're--you're... 1998 01:43:08,415 --> 01:43:10,645 You look like a delivery guy. 1999 01:43:13,353 --> 01:43:15,913 Oh, do you know Dan's daughter Alex? 2000 01:43:16,490 --> 01:43:18,981 Yeah. What are you doing here? 2001 01:43:19,426 --> 01:43:22,452 l'm surprising my dad. Tennis. 2002 01:43:23,096 --> 01:43:25,223 (Morty) Alex is a fantastic tennis player. 2003 01:43:25,299 --> 01:43:27,426 She was a junior champ, right? 2004 01:43:27,501 --> 01:43:30,766 Really? Oh, you're into... You're into tennis, huh? 2005 01:43:30,837 --> 01:43:32,031 Yeah. 2006 01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:35,435 How is everything? 2007 01:43:36,610 --> 01:43:38,271 Good. Really... 2008 01:43:39,580 --> 01:43:41,047 Really good. 2009 01:43:41,248 --> 01:43:43,546 Um, l'm leaving town, actually. 2010 01:43:43,684 --> 01:43:45,345 l think l'm going to try teaching 2011 01:43:45,419 --> 01:43:48,115 or, um, maybe open an Awapuhi store. 2012 01:43:48,188 --> 01:43:50,383 [chuckles] l don't know. Uh... 2013 01:43:51,525 --> 01:43:52,890 How are you doing? 2014 01:43:52,960 --> 01:43:55,190 (Alex) Good. Very good. 2015 01:43:56,330 --> 01:43:59,390 l've been working on some short stories. 2016 01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:02,098 Oh. That's awesome. 2017 01:44:04,638 --> 01:44:07,471 Well, l got a raise. Dan got me a raise. 2018 01:44:07,574 --> 01:44:10,771 Which is a good thing, because my wife just got laid off. 2019 01:44:10,844 --> 01:44:12,436 Timing's everything in life, right? 2020 01:44:12,512 --> 01:44:14,537 [elevator bell dings] Right. 2021 01:44:14,615 --> 01:44:17,209 Well, good seeing you. Take care, Carter. 2022 01:44:17,284 --> 01:44:21,186 Yeah. Look, it was really great seeing both you guys. 2023 01:44:22,189 --> 01:44:24,316 You, too, Carter. lt was... 2024 01:44:24,391 --> 01:44:26,689 lt was really good to see you. 2025 01:44:33,667 --> 01:44:34,827 Bye. 2026 01:44:50,684 --> 01:44:51,981 Hi, guys. 2027 01:44:52,686 --> 01:44:53,812 Well? 2028 01:44:54,254 --> 01:44:55,346 Yes? 2029 01:44:57,057 --> 01:45:00,220 Wel, l'm delighted to say 2030 01:45:02,596 --> 01:45:04,359 that you have a baby sister. 2031 01:45:04,431 --> 01:45:05,762 [chuckles] 2032 01:45:06,867 --> 01:45:08,630 Are you happy, Dad? 2033 01:45:09,569 --> 01:45:11,264 Yeah, l'm psyched. 2034 01:45:20,881 --> 01:45:22,644 [cell phone rings] 2035 01:45:22,949 --> 01:45:25,247 Hello. Dan! Hey. 2036 01:45:25,319 --> 01:45:27,719 Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. 2037 01:45:27,788 --> 01:45:29,619 Do you have a name yet? 2038 01:45:29,690 --> 01:45:31,817 Oh, no, that's terrific. 2039 01:45:32,859 --> 01:45:35,259 Uh, probably because l'm jogging. 2040 01:45:36,096 --> 01:45:37,393 No, l'm outside. 2041 01:45:37,464 --> 01:45:40,262 Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. 2042 01:45:41,468 --> 01:45:43,629 / Please / Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. 2043 01:45:43,704 --> 01:45:44,898 / Remember me / 2044 01:45:44,971 --> 01:45:46,962 l'm thinking about getting into... 2045 01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:48,632 / Happily / 2046 01:45:50,210 --> 01:45:52,644 / By the rose bush / 2047 01:45:52,713 --> 01:45:57,650 / Laughing with roses on my chin / 2048 01:45:59,519 --> 01:46:01,453 / The time when / 2049 01:46:02,856 --> 01:46:05,848 / we counted every black car / 2050 01:46:05,926 --> 01:46:10,420 / passing your house beneath the hill / 2051 01:46:12,199 --> 01:46:14,292 / and up until / 2052 01:46:15,535 --> 01:46:18,868 / someone caught us in the kitchen / 2053 01:46:19,373 --> 01:46:21,739 / with knives / 2054 01:46:21,842 --> 01:46:23,901 / A mountain range / 2055 01:46:25,145 --> 01:46:27,511 / A piggy bank / 2056 01:46:28,448 --> 01:46:32,111 / A vision to removed to mention / 2057 01:46:32,185 --> 01:46:36,713 / But, please, remember me / 2058 01:46:37,858 --> 01:46:39,621 / fondly / 2059 01:46:40,927 --> 01:46:44,920 / I heard from someone you're still pretty / 2060 01:46:44,998 --> 01:46:46,795 / And then / 2061 01:46:46,867 --> 01:46:49,233 / they went on to say / 2062 01:46:50,103 --> 01:46:52,833 / that the pearly gates / 2063 01:46:53,974 --> 01:46:57,808 / are so eloquently repeated / 2064 01:46:57,878 --> 01:47:02,747 / Like words I've lost and found / 2065 01:47:03,150 --> 01:47:05,983 / And don't look down / 2066 01:47:06,453 --> 01:47:10,890 / And someone save temptation / 2067 01:47:10,957 --> 01:47:12,584 / And, please / 2068 01:47:12,659 --> 01:47:17,289 / remember me silently / 2069 01:47:19,166 --> 01:47:23,262 / In the car behind the corner / 2070 01:47:23,570 --> 01:47:25,231 / you hold my hand / 2071 01:47:25,372 --> 01:47:28,500 / between your knees / 2072 01:47:28,575 --> 01:47:31,100 / You turn from me / 2073 01:47:31,878 --> 01:47:36,144 / Said the trapeze, it was wonderful / 2074 01:47:36,216 --> 01:47:40,619 / But never meant to last / 2075 01:47:41,254 --> 01:47:44,485 / The clouds have passed / 2076 01:47:44,558 --> 01:47:47,686 / So we just come up with anger / 2077 01:47:47,761 --> 01:47:50,559 / And then / 2078 01:47:50,630 --> 01:47:53,599 / The circus moved / 2079 01:47:53,667 --> 01:47:57,068 / The parking lot / 2080 01:47:57,337 --> 01:48:00,966 / Hiding out, a hint of danger / 2081 01:48:01,041 --> 01:48:05,239 / So, please, remember me / 2082 01:48:06,446 --> 01:48:09,210 / fondly / 2083 01:48:09,716 --> 01:48:14,653 / You're my uphill crawl, my dear / 2084 01:48:15,922 --> 01:48:18,789 / But if I make / 2085 01:48:19,025 --> 01:48:22,517 / the pearly gates / 2086 01:48:22,829 --> 01:48:27,766 / Do my best to make a drawing of God / 2087 01:48:28,668 --> 01:48:31,694 / And Lucifer / 2088 01:48:31,771 --> 01:48:34,865 / A boy and girl / 2089 01:48:34,941 --> 01:48:39,844 / An angel kissin' on a silkscreen of Mars / 2090 01:48:41,214 --> 01:48:44,012 / The aftermath / 2091 01:48:44,417 --> 01:48:47,818 / A marching band / 2092 01:48:47,921 --> 01:48:52,449 / All around the fray just trapeze swinging // 2093 01:48:53,305 --> 01:48:59,373 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org