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...in case we miss the train or something.
We have the big place in Yonkers.
Of course.
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What'd he say?
He said "of course."
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We're from Texas originally.
Of course.
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What'd he say?
He said "of course."
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Why does he keep sayin'
the same thing all the time?
My husband's a little deaf.
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Of course. Yes.
What'd he say?
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He said it's as quiet
as a tomb here... just what
we're lookin' for.
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I don't mind a little life.
We'll be dead soon enough.
Come in.
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Concrete.
I said, "Come in."
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I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
I hope all the tenants
aren't as disagreeable.
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I can assure you they're not.
The building is very friendly,
efficient and quiet.
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She got in by mistake, but
she's leaving first thing in the morning.
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What?
I said she's leaving the first thing
in the morning.
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Who? My wife? You going home
to see your mother?
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What's that? Canary?
I love birds.
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I said she is leaving
the first thing in the morning.
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You don't have to shout,
and your best friend oughta
tell you a little secret:
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Just speak in a low, clear voice.
I said she's leaving the first thing
in the morning. She got in by mistake.
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But tomorrow
she flies away.
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I understand it's a bird.
What about it? I like birds.
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It's right here.
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Duplex.
What's the ceiling
so high up for?
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That's what duplex means...
the one floor up over the...
You don't keep the apartment very clean.
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What's on the balcony?
You see, the former tenants aren't
getting the service.
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A little delinquency in the rent.
What's he say?
I don't like him to talk to me.
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He says the former tenants
haven't been getting any service.
That's why the place is so dirty.
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They didn't pay the rent.
I don't mind a little dirt.
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That's the trouble with women...
always fussin' around lookin'
for something to pick on.
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- You can tell me later, Arthur.
- Never satisfied with things
the way the Lord made 'em.
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Why, dirt's as natural in this worid
as sin, disease,
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storms, twisters, floods and cyclones.
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Is there anything else you'd like to try?
What you doin' in the bathtub
with a wrapper on?
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I might ask you what you're doing
in my bathroom.
I don't suppose you go with the flat.
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Nah. That's too much
to hope for.
Thank you. I'm glad you like my perfume too.
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Huh?
I said I'm glad
you like my perfume too.
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You have a lovely, clear voice,
like a bell.
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If I was married to you,
I'd hear everything you said almost,
but you wouldn't enjoy it.
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Besides, I'm already married.
So am I.
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Me too. Anyway,
I'd be too old for ya.
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"Cold are the hands of time
that creep along relentlessly,
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"destroying slowly but without pity
that which yesterday was young.
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"Alone, our memories
resist this disintegration
and grow more lovely...
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with the passing years."
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That's hard to say
with false teeth.
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You're a funny old man.
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I didn't get it,
but you looked very pretty
when you said it.
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I love birds.
You do?
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Say, if they're showing the apartment
and you're still in it,
you must be broke, huh?
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Ah, it doesn't matter.
What did you say?
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Yes.
That varmint rentin' it
out from under ya?
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Yes.
I know how you feel.
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I was broke too
when I was about your age,
but I didn't have a figure like you got.
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I had to use my brains.
You'll get over it. You'll
get over being young too.
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Someday you'll wake up
and find everything behind ya.
Gives ya quite a turn.
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Makes ya sorry
for a few of the things ya didn't do
while ya still could.
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- Are you sorry?
- How much rent do you owe?
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Well, that isn't really your business.
I can't hear you.
You're mumbling.
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I said it isn't really your business.
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I'm in the sausage business.
Don't worry about me.
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This'll be a hot one on the wife.
She's down there poking her snoot
in everybody's business,
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egged on by that varmint.
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- How much do you need?
- Don't be silly.
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Will 500 cover it?
Please don't talk nonsense.
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I can't hear you.
You're mumbling again. You shouldn't
mumble, with such a lovely voice.
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I wouldn't do this for everybody.
Look, this joke
has gone far enough.
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You say that ain't enough?
Well, how much do you need?
You're just embarrassing me.
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That's all right.
Don't mention it. It's a privilege
to do a favor for such a beautiful lady.
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It makes me feel young again.
There.
Oh.
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Well, how do you suppose
it makes me feel? I haven't seen
anything like this for so long.
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You talkin' about the money?
Forget it. I'm cheesy with money.
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I'm the Wienie King...
invented the Texas Wienie.
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Lay off of'em;
you'll live longer. Here.
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Buy yourself a new dress, too,
and a new hat.
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You're a fine girl. So long.
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Whoopee! Hot diggity!
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Hello?
Give me Longacre 5-6599, please.
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You see, it's strong and safe.
It's simple and practical.
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It lets the light and air through,
and it's practically invisible from below.
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And it's built right in the middle of
the city instead of way out in the sticks.
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Excuse me a moment. Be right back.
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- Yes?
- Darling, the most exciting thing
has happened.
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Look, honey, I'm right
in the middle of a talk
with a very important gentleman.
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- Could you tell me later?
- Oh, all right, dear.
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Of course, this is the big one,
but to build a working model
in some field or village somewhere...
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that small planes could
actually land on... to prove that
it was practical...
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would only cost
about $99,000.
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After that, we'd be on velvet.
You see,
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it's a steel mesh
made of stretched cables.
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Every municipality, every town,
every city needs one.
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My patent is basic.
$99,000 is a lot of money.
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Oh, but it isn't what it costs;
it's what it brings you back.
You see, I've got $99,000 now,
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but if I was to build this thing,
I might...
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Let's start all over again
from the beginning.
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Go ahead.
My time ain't worth anything.
I'm retired.
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Psst.
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Hey, Mike,
come here a minute.
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Take a gander inside, will ya, and see
if the manager's gone to dinner.
I don't wanna see him face-to-face.
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Sure. But if it's the rent
you're thinking about, you can go in
and whistle up his nose. It's paid.
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It's paid? What do you mean,
it's paid?
It's paid.
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Who paid it?
Your wife.
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My wife?
Well, I'm sure it wasn't mine.
An old man give her the money.
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An old man give her the money?
What do you mean, an old man
gave her the money?
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I said I'm taking you to dinner
and then the theater and then supper,
so hurry up and put on your dinner jacket.
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Just a minute.
What's all this malarkey...
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about some old man paying the rent
for you that the whole building
is buzzing with?
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Oh, it's not malarkey, darling.
Here's the receipted bill.
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You see? It says "paid."
And I paid the butcher
and the grocer and the drugstore.
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And I got this dress
and had my hair done and six pairs
of stockings and some new shoes.
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And here's $14 in change.
That's for you.
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Isn't it wonderful?
Sensational. But you haven't
quite answered my question yet.
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What question, dear?
Why this alleged old man
gave you... How much is it?
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Seven hundred dollars.
Seven hundred dollars.
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Why?
No reason.
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Oh, is that so? He just...
Seven hundred dollars, just like that?
Just like that.
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I mean, sex didn't even
enter into it?
Oh, but of course it did, darling.
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I don't think he'd have given it to me
if I had hair like excelsior
and little short legs like an alligator.
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Sex always has something
to do with it, dear.
I see.
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From the time you're about so big
and wondering why your girlfriends' fathers
are getting so arch all of a sudden.
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Nothing wrong.
Just an overture to the opera
that's coming.
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- I see.
- You don't really,
but from then on,
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you get it from cops,
taxi drivers, bellboys,
delicatessen dealers.
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- Got what?
- The look. You know:
"How's about this evening, babe?"
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- So this gent gave you the look.
- The Wienie King? Oh, no.
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Oh, at his age, darling,
it was really more of a blink.
Really? This is very illuminating.
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Well, you don't have to get rigid
about it. It was perfectly innocent,
I assure you.
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Where'd you meet this Wienie King?
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You'll die laughing
when you hear.
All right. Convulse me.
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In the bathtub.
In the bathtub?
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Yes. Isn't that charming?
Delicious. What were you doing
in the bathtub?
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I was hiding from him.
Hiding? What kind of games
do you play around here while I'm out?
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I wish you could've
seen the expressión on his face.
I'm glad I didn't.
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How much water was there
in the tub?
I was standing in the bathtub, foolish.
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You were standing
in the bathtub?
In my pink wrapper. Oh, darling,
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he was just a funny little old man
in a funny hat.
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- He sat on the edge of the bed
and talked for a while.
- Oh, he's on the bed now, is he?
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There aren't any chairs
in the bedroom, darling.
What was he doing in the bedroom?
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He wanted to rent the apartment,
but when he found out
we were broke,
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he gave me $700 and he left.
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Just like that?
Well, I did kiss him good-bye.
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Now the truth is coming out.
The... Oh. The truth.
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You just tell me where this Wienie King
lives, and I'll take his money back to him
and tell him what I think of him.
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I don't know where he lives, darling.
I don't even know his name, and I don't
think they'd give the money back...
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I mean, the grocer
and the drugstore and all.
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You really couldn't blame them
after they waited so long.
That's right. Rub it in.
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Tom?
Yes?
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It's wonderful to have the rent paid,
isn't it, and the bills settled up?
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You feel free and clean,
and I like that feeling.
I wish it were always like that.
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Don't you think I do?
I'd almost forgotten what it was like.
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I don't look forward
to being in debt again,
slinking past everybody.
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I dread it.
It isn't gonna be for always.
Everybody's a flop until he's a success.
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Something's bound to come through.
I got too many good ideas.
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Say, there's a $2.00 overcharge here.
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Now that everything's paid up,
you could move.
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Well, where'd we go?
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I wasn't thinking about me.
I just meant you.
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Oh, you mean the bust-up?
Mm-hmm.
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When'd you get that idea? This afternoon?
I've had it for some time,
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but something always said,
"Wait till he crashes through.
Wait till he's made one success."
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You'll never make a success
with me around. I'm just a milestone
around your neck.
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Millstone.
I'm no good for you,
darling.
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I don't mean I'm not good for somebody,
but I can't cook or sew or whip up
a little dress out of last year's curtains.
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What difference does that make?
I'm just like a car that only gives seven miles
to the tankful, only you haven't got the tankful.
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Are you sure
you haven't got a tankful?
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You see, by yourself,
you could live so simply. I mean,
just a little room anywhere...
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or maybe move in with your brother
or even use the couch in your office.
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And you wouldn't keep
slipping back all the time.
You could balance what you earned...
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and look the worid in the eye,
maybe even get ahead a little.
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Thanks. And what
would you be doing?
Oh, that's no problem.
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You can always find a good provider
if you really want one. He may not
look like a movie star, but...
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We'll get ahead someday.
But I don't want it someday.
I want it now, while I can still enjoy it.
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Anyway, men don't get smarter
as they grow older; they just lose their hair.
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Gerry.
But I would! I'm very tired
of being broke, darling,
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and feeling so helpless
about having my hands tied.
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I could've helped you so many times,
but every time I tried to, you tried
to punch the man in the nose.
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Don't talk rot.
How about that president
of the smelting company?
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That wolf!
Well, he's still the president
of a smelting company.
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We might've been
in the smelting business now,
and paying our rent.
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Lovely.
He liked you very much,
he said.
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The less I hear about that hyena,
the better I'll like it.
But that's what's so irritating...
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to know that I could get you someplace...
without doing any harm either.
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You have no idea
what a long-legged gal can do
without doing anything.
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And instead of that, I have
to watch you stamping around proudly,
like Sitting Bull in a new blanket,
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breathing through your nose
while we both starve to death.
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Thanks.
You don't have to keep saying "thanks"
all the time. I'm not being so nice.
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That's the first time I've said it.
If you want a divorce,
you're certainly entitled to it.
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I don't know where
the money's coming from.
The next husband always pays for that.
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Oh, you have him all picked out,
have you?
Oh, you're such a child!
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He doesn't happen
to be in the sausage business,
by any chance, does he?
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I may not even get married again.
I might become an adventuress.
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I can just see you starting
for China on a 26-foot sailboat.
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You're thinking of an adventurer, dear.
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An adventuress never goes on anything
under 300 feet, with a crew of 80.
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You just let me catch you
on a 300-foot yacht,
or even a 200-foot yacht.
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At least I wouldn't have to worry
about the rent.
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00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,034
Oh, I'm sorry. Let's go
and have some dinner, hmm?
197
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:38,971
How can you think of food
at a moment like this?
Because I'm a woman, maybe,
198
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,168
and a little more practical
than you.
199
00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:44,041
Are you going to put
on your dinner jacket,
or shall I take off my new dress?
200
00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:47,275
Is that a new dress?
201
00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:53,818
You'll always be a sister to me, huh?
I know it sounds stupid,
but I'm a rotten wife.
202
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,552
I can't sew. I can't cook.
You certainly can't.
203
00:16:57,626 --> 00:17:03,462
But just because I'm a useless wife
doesn't mean I couldn't be very valuable
to you as a sister, but very valuable.
204
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:07,628
I remember that pot roast you tried.
And all the boys who wanted
to go out with me...
205
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:10,729
would naturally have to be
in your good graces.
Naturally.
206
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:13,331
Or I wouldn't go out with them.
I'll say you wouldn't.
207
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,275
They'd probably
offer you partnerships.
In the smelting business.
208
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,745
In the smelt... No.
You could have your choice.
209
00:17:18,814 --> 00:17:21,339
I don't begin and end
with a smelter, you know.
210
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:26,410
I refuse to understand
what you're talking about, Geraldine.
They'd work you in on deals...
211
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:30,515
and let you in on all the good things
that were happening in the market
and that kind of business.
212
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:35,086
Monkey business.
Well, very few pretty giris' brothers
have ever failed, you know.
213
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,495
If they knew enough to
come in out of a hailstorm.
214
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:40,592
In the first place,
I don't happen to be your brother.
In the second place,
215
00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:44,696
may I ask who are all these men
who are gonna faint at your feet?
216
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:48,265
You'd think there aren't any!
I didn't say there weren't any;
I just said, "Where are they?"
217
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:52,871
They're around.
They're always there. And they
make new ones every year.
218
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,406
I don't wanna be rude, honey, but l...
You're not being rude, dear;
you're just being yourself.
219
00:17:56,485 --> 00:18:00,046
You see, you're married to me.
That's like saying you're blind to me.
220
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:05,424
For a long time, I've been a part of you,
just something to snuggle up to and
keep you warm at night, like a blanket.
221
00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:08,520
But you can't see me any more
than you can see the back of your neck.
222
00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:11,122
I've put on new dresses.
I changed my hair.
223
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:14,635
Would you mind
not looking quite so gorgeous
while you say all these things?
224
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:20,141
You're just plastered.
Yes, well, better get you home
before you fall apart.
225
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:24,167
Or do you object
to spending the night
under the same roof with me?
226
00:18:24,246 --> 00:18:28,182
I wasn't thinking
about the roof.
Come on.
227
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,742
Just a minute.
I gotta pay the check.
228
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,321
I'll sleep on the thing here.
229
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:48,961
Well, you know we don't love each other
anymore. We're just habits... bad habits.
230
00:18:49,037 --> 00:18:53,030
They don't make these zippers
as well as they used to.
231
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:56,703
And when love's gone,
there's nothing left but admiration
and respect.
232
00:18:56,778 --> 00:18:59,975
I think it's stuck.
Will you see if you can get it?
233
00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:05,780
Come around here, in the light.
234
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:24,439
Keep still, will you?
235
00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:31,100
You don't think
this is a little intimate, do you?
236
00:19:31,179 --> 00:19:33,739
Tsk.
237
00:19:33,815 --> 00:19:38,548
Doesn't mean anything to you
anymore to sit on my lap, hmm?
No.
238
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:42,886
What if I... kiss you there?
Stop it. No.
239
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:46,587
Or here.
It's nothing.
240
00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:49,789
Or here.
You know I'm ticklish.
241
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:55,326
Then why is your breath
coming faster?
Because you're squeezing me.
242
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,069
That doesn't mean anything
to you anymore, huh?
243
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:05,807
Almost nothing.
Almost nothing, huh?
244
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:21,887
Almost nothing...
nothing but a habit,
a bad habit.
245
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:26,195
It is, huh?
Very, very bad and wicked...
246
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,964
and stupid and useless...
247
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:33,440
and young and impractical and...
248
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,641
Yow!
Oh! Oh, darling!
249
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,905
What's the big idea?
Darling, read this note.
250
00:21:43,979 --> 00:21:48,279
Huh?
Good-bye. God bless you.
Take care of yourself.
251
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,049
Hey!
252
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:26,448
- Hey, will you wait a minute?
- No, I won't. I've made up my mind.
It's best for both of us,
253
00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:28,887
while we're still young enough
to make other connections.
254
00:22:28,957 --> 00:22:31,858
But you're forgetting a little thing
called love, honey. I love you,
and you love me.
255
00:22:31,927 --> 00:22:35,124
- That's all that matters. That's all you
can take with you. Everything else is...
256
00:22:35,196 --> 00:22:38,654
I'm so sorry.
Please accept all my apologies.
257
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:41,133
Gerry!
258
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:11,824
Hey, Officer, hold that woman!
She stole my suitcase!
259
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,801
Why, you lying...
260
00:23:14,869 --> 00:23:17,337
You mean this one?
261
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:20,704
That's right.
I'll be right down.
262
00:23:21,843 --> 00:23:25,074
Do I look like
a suitcase stealer to you?
It isn't how you look;
263
00:23:25,146 --> 00:23:27,137
it's how you behave
that counts in this worid.
264
00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:32,617
Now, I mind the time, and...
Oh, wise guy.
265
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:36,282
Thank you for holding her, Officer.
You wanna prepare charges
or something disagreeable like that?
266
00:23:36,358 --> 00:23:39,486
No, I'd prefer not to.
This is my wife, Mrs. Jeffers.
Mr. Mulligan.
267
00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:42,325
The name happens to be O'Donnell,
if it's all the same to you,
268
00:23:42,397 --> 00:23:45,264
and I have a good mind to charge you
with false arrest, only I don't know
if I could make it stick.
269
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,962
Why don't you try?
Oh, it's too nice a mornin'.
To heck with it.
270
00:23:49,037 --> 00:23:52,734
Why don't you two learn
to get along together? I had to.
271
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,275
Now what?
Now, will you come back upstairs
and be sensible?
272
00:23:55,343 --> 00:24:00,474
No, I won't. Give me back my suitcase.
It was hard enough to make up my mind
to do what I know is right.
273
00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:03,915
If I don't do it now, I'll never
be strong enough again. Now,
give me my suitcase.
274
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,352
Stop talking like a fool, Gerry.
Where are you going?
To visit your sister in Long Island?
275
00:24:07,422 --> 00:24:10,550
Taxi!
No. I'm going to get a divorce.
How can you get a divorce without money?
276
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:13,856
How can you go anyplace?
Why don't you be sensible?
You just got a hangover.
277
00:24:13,928 --> 00:24:18,024
I don't need any money;
I've already told you. Taxi!
278
00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:21,963
Yes, ma'am?
Where's the best place
to get a divorce?
279
00:24:22,037 --> 00:24:26,167
Gerry, for heaven's sake.
Well, most people go to Reno, Nevada,
but for my money, it's Palm Beach.
280
00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:29,210
This time of year,
you got the track, you got the ocean,
you got palm trees.
281
00:24:29,277 --> 00:24:31,802
Three months.
You leave from Penn Station.
Look. I'm in awful trouble.
282
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,145
I haven't got a dime. Would you
take me there for nothing?
To where? Palm Beach?
283
00:24:35,216 --> 00:24:38,447
No, no. Just to the station.
Oh, sure. Hop in, babe.
284
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,511
Thanks.
Listen, you.
Listen what?
285
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,284
Will you give me
my suitcase?
Give the lady her suitcase.
286
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,088
Listen, you!
Oh! Now, look
what you've done!
287
00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:50,097
Look what I've done?
Yeah. Look what you've done.
288
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:53,757
Hey!
What's the trouble now?
289
00:24:53,835 --> 00:24:57,271
Taxi!
Pick this stuff up, will you?
290
00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:59,397
Hey, you have to...
291
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,379
Gerry!
292
00:25:13,455 --> 00:25:17,255
Gerry. Gerry, stop behaving like a chicken
with its head cut off. You haven't
got any money. Where can you go?
293
00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:19,316
I got this far, didn't I?
Gerry!
294
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,328
Where's my suitcase?
Listen, honey.
295
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,387
Good-bye.
296
00:25:26,034 --> 00:25:29,401
Gerry, listen to me.
You're making a fool out of yourself.
Officer, this man is trying to molest me.
297
00:25:29,471 --> 00:25:34,932
Will you stop him?
Where you goin' in such a hurry, laddie?
Let the dames alone at Pennsylvania Station,
298
00:25:35,009 --> 00:25:37,204
Pennsylvania Station will
leave you alone and vice versa.
299
00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:40,304
That's my wife,
you dumb cluck!
So now I'm a dumb cluck, am I?
300
00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:46,081
I like peace, but I ain't morbid about it.
Stop annoying these dames,
or I'll lock you up!
301
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,313
Last call, Atlantic Coastline,
302
00:25:50,391 --> 00:25:55,852
Florida Special, advance section,
leaving through Gate 12 in five minutes.
303
00:25:56,865 --> 00:26:02,030
Attention, please.
Miami Special, due 11:21 track three,
304
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:07,837
arriving 12:04 track six
from St. Petersburg, Tarpon Springs...
305
00:26:07,909 --> 00:26:10,173
and Sarasota.
306
00:26:12,213 --> 00:26:15,580
Pratt, Ale and Quail.
Billdocker.
307
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:17,743
Hitchcock.
308
00:26:17,819 --> 00:26:22,051
- Hotchkiss.
- I see we got the club again, Ed.
309
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:26,526
You're tellin' me. Just let 'em
try and start somethin'.
Hot dog.
310
00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:30,496
Is there anything the matter, lady?
Oh, I'll be all right. I'm sure
they'll come with my ticket.
311
00:26:30,565 --> 00:26:35,059
Did somebody forget your ticket?
I'm sure it'll be all right. It's just
that I have to get to Palm Beach.
312
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:38,105
That's too bad.
Dr. Kluck.
313
00:26:38,173 --> 00:26:40,698
I'm sure they'll come.
I beg your pardon?
314
00:26:40,775 --> 00:26:42,766
Oh, I'm sorry. I was
talking to the gate man.
315
00:26:42,844 --> 00:26:44,778
McKeewie.
McKeewie.
316
00:26:44,846 --> 00:26:49,715
I'm sure my ticket'll come.
It must come.
Oh, yes, it must. By all means.
317
00:26:49,784 --> 00:26:52,810
Asweld. You say
your ticket didn't come yet?
You haven't got much time.
318
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:58,223
No, but it'll be here, I'm sure.
Yeah, well,
if there's anything I can do...
319
00:26:58,293 --> 00:27:00,454
Thank you.
Name, please.
320
00:27:00,528 --> 00:27:02,689
Go ahead.
321
00:27:02,764 --> 00:27:04,755
Hinch and valet.
Hinch and valet.
322
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,892
I'm sure it'll be all right.
Is there something the matter,
madam?
323
00:27:07,969 --> 00:27:10,494
Oh, nothing that anyone
can help me with, I'm afraid.
324
00:27:10,572 --> 00:27:14,702
It just looks as if my ticket
isn't going to get here on time.
My gracious.
325
00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:17,301
There oughta be some solution
to that problem.
326
00:27:17,378 --> 00:27:20,404
I can't think of any.
My gracious.
327
00:27:20,481 --> 00:27:22,472
No ticket?
No ticket.
328
00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:24,541
Jones.
Jones.
329
00:27:24,619 --> 00:27:26,246
Featherwax.
Featherwax.
330
00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:28,881
Attention, please.
331
00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:34,054
Florida Mail
leaving through Gate 9, 11:57.
332
00:27:34,128 --> 00:27:37,461
Newark, Trenton, North Philadelphia,
333
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:41,298
Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington...
334
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:44,998
You'd think one of them
would offer a lady a ticket.
Well, I couldn't accept it.
335
00:27:45,073 --> 00:27:48,372
Why not? Rich millionaires?
336
00:27:48,443 --> 00:27:51,105
I have a feeling that
everything's going to be all right.
337
00:27:51,179 --> 00:27:53,943
Aye!
338
00:27:59,187 --> 00:28:01,212
Did it come yet?
No, but it's all right.
339
00:28:01,289 --> 00:28:03,223
What do you mean,
it's all right?
It's far from all right.
340
00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:05,225
We have a wonderful idea.
The other members and myself,
having talked it over...
341
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:07,227
We have a private car.
We have tons of tickets.
342
00:28:07,295 --> 00:28:09,286
I could never accept.
We're just goin'
to Savannah to shoot quail.
343
00:28:09,364 --> 00:28:12,663
But if you wanna go any further, we'd gladly...
You can be our mascot.
You must be our mascot.
344
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,759
Do you think it's all right?
All right? It's perfect.
345
00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,804
Oh, then thank you
for your chivalry, gentlemen.
346
00:28:16,871 --> 00:28:19,237
I accept with pleasure.
The pleasure is ours.
347
00:28:19,307 --> 00:28:23,004
This is Asweld of American Asweldocan.
Mr. Hinch. You've heard
of Hinch's Emulsión, I presume?
348
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:26,604
- And I'm McKeewie of the Seventh National.
- And I'm Mrs. Thomas Jeffers,
alias Geraldine.
349
00:28:26,681 --> 00:28:29,411
Geraldine.
And thank you for your chivalry.
350
00:28:29,484 --> 00:28:31,918
- Anytime from 8:00 to 12:00.
- Gerry!
351
00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,978
Good-bye, dear.
352
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,984
Let me through there.
You got a ticket?
353
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:41,858
No, you don't.
No ticket, no passage.
354
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:45,922
-
All aboard.!
- Gerry! Gerry!
355
00:29:46,094 --> 00:29:50,497
Hiya! Come on in!
Oh, hello! Glad you could come.
356
00:29:50,565 --> 00:29:53,534
Here.
Not while we're on duty.
Thanks. Who's the head man here?
357
00:29:53,601 --> 00:29:56,468
You mean the president of the club?
Whoever has the tickets.
We don't care.
358
00:29:56,537 --> 00:29:59,631
Oh, Ozzie!
Front and center!
359
00:29:59,707 --> 00:30:03,666
Oh, this is Mr. Osmond,
president of the Ale and Quail Club.
How are you?
360
00:30:03,745 --> 00:30:06,339
It's about the tickets.
How many in the party?
361
00:30:06,414 --> 00:30:09,747
How many members in this club?
Well, there's...
362
00:30:09,817 --> 00:30:14,777
there's Ozzie and Hitchie
and him and him.
363
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,324
That makes four.
And you and me.
That makes six.
364
00:30:17,392 --> 00:30:19,656
I'm not a member of this club.
Why not?
365
00:30:19,727 --> 00:30:23,959
Oh, it isn't good enough for you, eh?
Now, let's get this straight.
How many members are there?
366
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,056
One, two, three,
four, five, six. Six.
367
00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:28,466
All right. That's three.
Now, we'll start from there.
368
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:31,699
You tryin' to make a liar
out of me?
Mr. President,
369
00:30:31,773 --> 00:30:34,571
I move that this member
be expelled!
370
00:30:34,642 --> 00:30:37,202
Second the motion.
All those in favor say "aye"!
371
00:30:37,278 --> 00:30:39,769
Aye.!
372
00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:42,372
All right. We're expelled.
Have a drink, boys.
373
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:44,748
Okay. That's four.
That's seven!
374
00:30:44,819 --> 00:30:48,277
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven. What's the matter
with you? You cockeyed?
375
00:30:48,356 --> 00:30:51,553
It ain't me that's cockeyed.
Lookin' for trouble, eh?
376
00:30:51,626 --> 00:30:54,322
Mr. Osmond doesn't always
carry his liquor to perfection.
377
00:30:57,165 --> 00:30:59,895
Now, let's start this all over.
Now, just a moment, Officer.
378
00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,299
I'm not an officer.
I'm a conductor on this train.
379
00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,635
All in "flavor," say "aye"!
Aye!
380
00:31:05,706 --> 00:31:07,731
Opposed?
Nay!
381
00:31:07,809 --> 00:31:10,334
Opposition vote.
No!
382
00:31:16,884 --> 00:31:18,818
Good night.
Good night.
383
00:31:18,886 --> 00:31:20,820
If there's the slightest trouble,
just knock on my wall.
Oh, thank you, Mr...
384
00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:26,520
Don't give it a thought. As I've so often
said at dinners and our little gatherings
and... Where's your baggage?
385
00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:29,085
My bag... What?
Where's your luggage?
What are you going to sleep in?
386
00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:32,564
Oh, that's quite all right.
I'll just... You see, I left
so hurriedly.
387
00:31:32,633 --> 00:31:36,364
Why, bless my soul,
you stay right here. I'll have you
a pair of pajamas for you...
388
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:40,430
What size do you take?
Never mind. You'll have to take my size.
They may be a little big, but still...
389
00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:45,441
Suwannee River
390
00:31:45,513 --> 00:31:50,780
That's where the old folks stay
391
00:31:50,852 --> 00:31:56,586
All the worid is sad
and dreary
392
00:31:56,657 --> 00:32:02,061
Everywhere I roam
393
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:07,066
Oh, darkies, how my heart
grows weary
394
00:32:08,870 --> 00:32:13,034
Far from the old folks
at home
395
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,911
Any calls?
396
00:32:43,905 --> 00:32:48,035
Hello there. Where's that pretty girl
with the nice figure that lives here
that I seen yesterday?
397
00:32:48,109 --> 00:32:52,011
Who are you?
I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
You must be her husband. Where is she?
398
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:56,311
- What's that your business?
- I'm in the sausage business. Just wanted
to tell her we moved in after all.
399
00:32:56,384 --> 00:33:00,377
- Took the green apartment down the hall
that the opera singer moved out of.
- She's gone.
400
00:33:00,454 --> 00:33:03,355
I say she's gone!
She's gone to Florida!
She's going to divorce me!
401
00:33:03,424 --> 00:33:05,358
You say she's gone?
That's right.
402
00:33:05,426 --> 00:33:08,327
Good for her.
A pretty girl like that can get anybody.
403
00:33:08,396 --> 00:33:10,921
Why hang around
with a man that can't pay the rent?
404
00:33:10,998 --> 00:33:14,126
Look here, you old rattle-brain,
you've made trouble enough around here
without getting insulting about it!
405
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:19,366
Don't threaten me!
I'm twice your age and only half as big,
but I'm mighty handy with a shillelagh...
406
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:24,434
I'm sorry.
I guess you didn't mean any harm!
You're probably very kind at that.
407
00:33:24,512 --> 00:33:27,208
You say she's gone
and left you?
That's right.
408
00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:30,409
- How did she go? By train?
- That's right. That's right!
409
00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:34,318
Why don't you fly down there
in an "airy-o-plane" with a bunch
of roses in your hand...
410
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,515
and meet her when she gets off
and bring her home?
411
00:33:36,591 --> 00:33:39,890
Because I'm not
in the sausage business!
So am I, and it's a good business...
412
00:33:39,961 --> 00:33:42,020
if you know
where to get the meat cheap.
413
00:33:42,096 --> 00:33:45,122
That's my secret,
and I ain't tellin' no one.
414
00:33:45,199 --> 00:33:47,793
- Have you got money
for an "airy-o-plane" ticket?
- No!
415
00:33:47,868 --> 00:33:53,101
Then why don't you say so instead of
standin' there like a big stinkweed!
How much do you need?
416
00:33:57,144 --> 00:33:59,578
Open the door.!
417
00:33:59,647 --> 00:34:03,048
What'd you say?
Open the door.!
418
00:34:03,117 --> 00:34:06,211
We want you
to hear something.
Oh, but I've gone to bed.
419
00:34:06,287 --> 00:34:09,450
That's all right.
Get back in bed.
We'll put you to sleep.
420
00:34:09,523 --> 00:34:12,822
Come on in, boys.
Take your places.
421
00:34:12,893 --> 00:34:15,555
Now, we all set?
Everybody all right?
422
00:34:17,865 --> 00:34:20,698
Sweet Adeline
423
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:24,033
Sweet Adeline
424
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:27,165
My Adeline
425
00:34:27,241 --> 00:34:31,644
My Adeline
426
00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:40,750
For you I pine
427
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:44,154
For you I pine
428
00:34:44,225 --> 00:34:47,023
In all my dreams
429
00:34:47,094 --> 00:34:50,655
It's supposed to be a gun club,
not a blasted singin' society.
430
00:34:50,731 --> 00:34:53,325
Make mine with plain water.
Never mind the ice.
431
00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:56,564
Oughta expel 'em all from the club,
the bunch of coeds.
432
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,696
"Sweet Adeline"! Phew!
433
00:34:58,773 --> 00:35:02,140
Never mind the ice.
Just plain water.
434
00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:06,145
Oh, thank you so much.
Bang, bang!
435
00:35:06,213 --> 00:35:08,272
What are you laughin' at?
Never touched them.
436
00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:12,308
Is that so? Bang, bang!
I suppose I never touched 'em
that time?
437
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:16,755
The left one got away.
"The left one got away"! You oughta
have your eyes examined.
438
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:20,555
Toss up a couple
of crackers, George.
Yes, sir.
439
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,560
- Ready?
- Bang, bang!
440
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,658
I suppose I missed 'em that time?
Both of'em!
441
00:35:27,735 --> 00:35:30,499
I suppose you could do better?
For 50 bucks!
442
00:35:30,571 --> 00:35:33,131
Fifty bucks!
Who'll be the judge?
You'll be the judge.
443
00:35:33,207 --> 00:35:38,201
All right. Go ahead!
No. Not with that old blunderbuss.
I'll use my own gun.
444
00:35:38,279 --> 00:35:42,306
"You'll be the judge"! Get me a lot
of crackers, George. I'm gonna
take this sucker to the cleaners.
445
00:35:42,383 --> 00:35:44,374
"You'll be the judge."
For 50 bucks.
446
00:35:44,452 --> 00:35:46,443
Fifty bucks.
And you'll be the judge.
447
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,080
I'll be the judge.
All right. Go ahead!
448
00:35:49,156 --> 00:35:51,920
Yes, sir.
449
00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:02,268
That's 50 bucks.
450
00:36:03,971 --> 00:36:07,304
Bet you can't do it again.
You're on!
451
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,172
Come on! Fifty dollars!
Fifty dollars!
452
00:36:10,244 --> 00:36:13,975
Bang, bang! Bang, bang!
453
00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:16,778
Wait a minute!
You're usin' real shells!
454
00:36:16,851 --> 00:36:19,319
Well, what did you think
I was usin'? Bird seed?
455
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:23,914
Well, wait a minute.
Two can play at that game.
Why, certainly. It's lots of fun.
456
00:36:23,991 --> 00:36:28,052
Toss 'em up, George.!
I wouldn't do that if I were you, gentlemen.
457
00:36:28,129 --> 00:36:30,791
The conductor's apt
to get a little irritated.
458
00:36:30,865 --> 00:36:34,266
- Will ya toss those crackers up?
- Yes, sir.
459
00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:43,201
Wait a minute!
You weren't supposed
to shoot that time!
460
00:36:43,277 --> 00:36:46,610
All right.
It's my turn this time.
All right. Fifty dollars.
461
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,741
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, gentlemen.
You apt to do some damage.
462
00:36:50,818 --> 00:36:53,446
Will you toss 'em up,
or am I gonna toss you up?
463
00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:56,354
No, sir! I mean, yes, sir!
464
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:06,364
Good night, ladies
Good night, ladies
465
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,800
What was that noise?
We're goin' to leave you now
466
00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:12,270
Merrily we roll along
467
00:37:12,339 --> 00:37:15,103
Roll along, roll along
Fellas! Trap shooting!
468
00:37:15,176 --> 00:37:17,940
What?
Trap shooting!
469
00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:38,631
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, gentlemen.
470
00:37:38,699 --> 00:37:42,658
I wouldn't...
471
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:48,634
Gentlemen.! Gentlemen.!
Remember we have a lady
as our guest.
472
00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:53,413
Gentlemen.!
473
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,007
Gentlemen, if I were you...
Why don't you wait till you...
474
00:37:57,084 --> 00:38:01,578
Gentlemen, please.!
475
00:38:24,612 --> 00:38:26,807
Sorry.
476
00:38:56,777 --> 00:39:01,339
Oh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
477
00:39:01,415 --> 00:39:03,508
Oh, I hope I didn't hurt you!
478
00:39:03,584 --> 00:39:06,382
That's quite all right.
Just pick off any little pieces
you see, will you?
479
00:39:06,453 --> 00:39:10,321
Ohh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
480
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,859
Oh, this is awful.
481
00:39:12,927 --> 00:39:16,795
Oh, dear. I can't tell you
how sorry I am.
Don't mention it.
482
00:39:16,864 --> 00:39:20,664
I break them all the time.
Were you climbing upstairs?
Well, I was, yes.
483
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:23,601
Just a minute. I'll help you.
You're much too kind.
484
00:39:23,671 --> 00:39:26,139
- Quiet!
- Yes.
485
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:34,013
Now, you put one foot here
and one foot there, and you'll
be up in a jiffy.
486
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:37,073
I'd gladly trade berths with you,
but mine has already been slept in.
Oh, no. I wouldn't dream of it.
487
00:39:37,151 --> 00:39:41,281
You've been much too kind already.
Thank you so much.
Quiet.!
488
00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:46,856
Is that right?
You're standing on my hand,
but otherwise, it's perfect.
489
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:49,794
I'm so sorry.
Don't mention it.
You're as light as a feather.
490
00:39:49,863 --> 00:39:52,024
Thank you. Good night.
Good night.
491
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:54,693
One there. One over there.
Yeah.
492
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,396
Heave ho.
493
00:39:57,471 --> 00:40:00,963
The... Oh, would you mind
giving my foot a little push?
494
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:04,841
Gladly.
495
00:40:04,912 --> 00:40:07,779
There.
496
00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:13,148
Thank you so much.
Is something the matter?
497
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,279
Nothing at all.
Everything is fine, thank you.
498
00:40:15,356 --> 00:40:18,086
- Oh. Good night.
- Good night.
499
00:40:18,993 --> 00:40:21,689
She's gone!
Who's gone?
500
00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,356
Let's organize a posse!
Hooray!
501
00:40:24,431 --> 00:40:27,889
Where's the dogs?
You can't have a posse
without the dogs.
502
00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:32,337
Hooray!
503
00:40:32,406 --> 00:40:36,775
Heigh-ho, the merry-o
a- hunting we will go
504
00:40:36,844 --> 00:40:40,211
A- hunting we will go
505
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,114
A- hunting we will go
506
00:40:44,184 --> 00:40:48,211
A- hunting we will go
A- hunting we will go
507
00:40:48,288 --> 00:40:51,724
There's a posse goin' through the train!
508
00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:53,919
A posse?
I knew it! I knew it!
509
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:57,760
- Come on, Al!
- A-hunting we will go
510
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:01,665
- A-hunting we will go
heigh-ho, the merry-o
511
00:41:01,735 --> 00:41:05,262
A- hunting we will go
512
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:08,570
A- hunting we will go
513
00:41:08,642 --> 00:41:10,576
A- hunting we will go
514
00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:12,703
A- hunting we will go
515
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:16,375
A- hunting we will go
heigh-ho, the merry-o
516
00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:21,114
A- hunting we will go
Go on! Go on!
517
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:24,055
- Fellas, they found something!
Hooray! Yippee!
518
00:41:24,124 --> 00:41:29,221
- A- hunting we will go
- What's going on here?
Get back to your car!
519
00:41:29,296 --> 00:41:32,197
- Who are you? You're expelled!
- Get back to your car,
or I'll call the engine crew...
520
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:34,234
and have you locked up.!
521
00:41:34,301 --> 00:41:37,236
Who brought those dogs
in here? Get 'em outta here!
522
00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:40,273
Who fired that shot?
Don't you know that's a misdemeanor?
523
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:43,104
Get back to your car, or I'll wire ahead
and have you all locked up.!
524
00:41:43,177 --> 00:41:45,907
Now, get out of here!
Get back to your car! Go on!
525
00:41:45,979 --> 00:41:50,348
Get 'em out! Get 'em out!
526
00:42:00,327 --> 00:42:03,319
Heigh-ho, the merry-o
a- hunting we will go
527
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:06,059
- Are you all right?
- A- hunting we will go
528
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:08,601
F- Fine, thank you.
529
00:42:08,669 --> 00:42:13,606
Heigh-ho, the merry-o
a- hunting we will go
530
00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:18,441
Heigh-ho, the merry-o
a- hunting we will go
531
00:42:18,512 --> 00:42:21,948
A-hunting we will go
532
00:42:22,015 --> 00:42:26,452
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
533
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,820
A- hunting we will go
Heigh-ho, the merry-o
534
00:42:30,891 --> 00:42:36,454
Oh, you will, will you?
Well, I'll show you! This is one trip
you'll remember.
535
00:43:39,793 --> 00:43:41,852
No, ma'am.
What do you mean,
my clothes aren't there?
536
00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:45,729
They're in stateroom "B,"
in the private car behind the diner...
the club car...
537
00:43:45,799 --> 00:43:48,927
with my ticket, my handbag,
my lipstick and everything.
No, ma'am.
538
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:51,596
"No, ma'am."
You just didn't look.
Oh, yes, ma'am, I looked.
539
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,573
But I didn't see it
'cause it weren't there.
That's why I didn't see it.
540
00:43:54,641 --> 00:43:56,768
I suppose it just blew up.
No, ma'am. We set it out.
541
00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:00,074
You set it out?
Yes, ma'am. The conductor
kinda got riled up with 'em,
542
00:44:00,147 --> 00:44:03,674
so he just set it out on a siding
at Rockingham Hamlet
for 'em to cool off.
543
00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:06,844
A very pretty little city.
Never mind the geography.
Where's the conductor?
544
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,117
He got off at Rawley.
That's where he lives.
Last call for breakfast.
545
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:12,317
Dining car in the rear.
Very pretty countryside there.
546
00:44:12,392 --> 00:44:14,917
You don't seem to understand.
My clothes are lost. Shut up.
Last call for breakfast.
547
00:44:14,995 --> 00:44:18,453
No, ma'am. They ain't lost.
Nothin' ever gets lost on a Pullman.
548
00:44:18,532 --> 00:44:21,194
I recollect one time
a lady left a whole pile...
549
00:44:21,268 --> 00:44:24,169
I just want
to get into my clothes.
You can't do that.
550
00:44:24,238 --> 00:44:27,969
What do I go around in?
A blanket like an Indian?
I got a brown overcoat.
551
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,474
Well, that's very kind of you.
Hello.
552
00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:30,976
Hello.
What are you doing for breakfast?
553
00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:33,308
Well, if you don't ask me,
I won't be doing much.
554
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:36,747
And if you do ask me,
it might make quite a scandal.
Lady lose her clothes.
555
00:44:36,817 --> 00:44:39,251
You lost your clothes?
Why, that's terrible.
556
00:44:39,319 --> 00:44:42,049
And my ticket and my bag
and my shoes and my makeup,
557
00:44:42,122 --> 00:44:44,488
my toothbrush...
only I don't think I had one.
558
00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:48,494
This is disgraceful. I'll certainly write
to the president of the company.
How could such a thing happen?
559
00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:52,896
I don't know. My things
seem to have gotten into a car
back there somewhere somehow,
560
00:44:52,966 --> 00:44:55,332
and now the car just
doesn't seem to be there.
561
00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:58,860
Not that car full of drunks, I hope,
that they had to disconnect.
Oh, perish the thought.
562
00:44:58,939 --> 00:45:02,375
Well, as soon as we come to a town,
I could jump over to a store
and jump back.
563
00:45:02,442 --> 00:45:05,002
With a Mother Hubbard.
Well, that's very kind of you.
564
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:07,774
In the meantime, I suppose
I'll have to lie here in this hat rack.
565
00:45:07,848 --> 00:45:10,612
Anyway, I haven't any money
for you to jump over to a store.
566
00:45:10,684 --> 00:45:12,618
Oh, I have money.
Oh, you have?
567
00:45:12,686 --> 00:45:15,814
Oh, yes. Now, if you could just
get to a store to pick out what you need...
568
00:45:15,889 --> 00:45:19,791
- We got a stretcher in the baggage car.
- Wouldn't that be stretching it a little?
569
00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:21,589
Wait a minute.
570
00:45:21,662 --> 00:45:25,120
Maybe we could borrow some odd pieces
among the lady passengers.
Oh, murder.
571
00:45:25,198 --> 00:45:27,325
You take that side,
and I'll take this side.
Yes, sir.
572
00:45:27,401 --> 00:45:29,596
And I'll take the neck.
573
00:45:38,745 --> 00:45:41,145
Here, we've got some more.
Or are you satisfied?
574
00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:43,409
Satisfied?
575
00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:49,984
I could lend you my earrings.
576
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:01,293
Good morning.
Good morning.
577
00:46:06,073 --> 00:46:09,304
Oh! Why, that's lovely.
Now you won't need anything else.
578
00:46:09,376 --> 00:46:11,344
That's what you think.
579
00:46:15,515 --> 00:46:17,449
Yes, ma'am.
580
00:46:17,517 --> 00:46:20,975
If there's one thing I admire,
it's a woman who can whip up
something out of nothing.
581
00:46:21,054 --> 00:46:23,284
You should taste
my popovers.
I'd love to.
582
00:46:23,357 --> 00:46:25,655
The homely virtues
are so hard to find these days...
583
00:46:25,726 --> 00:46:28,752
a woman who can sew and cook
and bake, even if she doesn't have to.
584
00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,592
And knit and...
And weave.
585
00:46:30,664 --> 00:46:33,758
You're joking,
but I mean seriously...
That is a woman.
586
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,768
Were you going to buy me
some breakfast,
587
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,202
or would you like me to bake you
something at the table?
588
00:46:38,271 --> 00:46:41,206
I like a witty woman too.
Now, what will you have?
589
00:46:41,274 --> 00:46:43,902
The 35-cent breakfast
seems the best at first glance,
590
00:46:43,977 --> 00:46:47,378
but if you analyze it for solid value,
the 55-center is the one.
591
00:46:47,447 --> 00:46:50,382
I wouldn't want to impose.
No. Feel free to choose
anything you like.
592
00:46:50,450 --> 00:46:54,853
There's even a 75-cent breakfast,
if it appeals to you.
We might share one.
593
00:46:54,921 --> 00:46:58,015
Wait a minute.
With two eggs, toast
and choice of fruit thrown in,
594
00:46:58,091 --> 00:47:01,788
I'm not sure the 75-cent breakfast
isn't the best value after all.
595
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,763
Do we dare?
I'm not really
the way you think I am.
596
00:47:04,831 --> 00:47:06,856
It's just my upbringing.
Oh, waiter.
597
00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:09,026
Yes, sir.
Two 75-cent breakfasts, please.
598
00:47:09,102 --> 00:47:11,593
I'll start with a prairie oyster.
Yes, ma'am.
599
00:47:11,671 --> 00:47:14,401
It's a very tempting choice
in the $1.10 breakfast.
600
00:47:14,474 --> 00:47:19,377
Two 75-cent breakfasts. I'll start
with a prairie oyster also, whatever it is.
Make mine on the half shell.
601
00:47:19,446 --> 00:47:24,247
Yes, sir. Prairie oysters
is ŕ la carte.
All right, all right.
602
00:47:24,317 --> 00:47:28,549
They always get the best of you somehow.
Now, you say you have no ticket?
That's right.
603
00:47:28,622 --> 00:47:31,853
Naturally, I can't buy you a ticket.
I mean, a perfectly strange young woman.
604
00:47:31,925 --> 00:47:33,950
Naturally.
In the first place,
you wouldn't accept it.
605
00:47:34,027 --> 00:47:35,927
In the second place...
There's the expense.
606
00:47:35,996 --> 00:47:39,557
I wasn't actually thinking of that.
Now, I get off atJacksonville.
607
00:47:39,633 --> 00:47:42,397
I guess I do too,
unless they throw me off sooner.
608
00:47:42,469 --> 00:47:47,930
Suppose we go to a store in Jacksonville
and buy you the few things you need,
and then you come with me by boat?
609
00:47:48,008 --> 00:47:52,377
You won't have had to accept a ticket
from somebody you don't know, but
you'll still get to where you're going.
610
00:47:52,446 --> 00:47:55,813
I don't have to row, do I?
Two prairie oysters.
611
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:33,711
Oh, very nice.
Let's have that one too.
How much is it?
612
00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:36,449
That is 212.50, monsieur.
613
00:48:36,523 --> 00:48:39,048
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
614
00:48:40,327 --> 00:48:42,488
I didn't expect you
to buy me all this stuff.
615
00:48:42,562 --> 00:48:44,496
I really don't think
I can accept it.
616
00:48:44,564 --> 00:48:47,294
If you'd just get me a dress
and some shoes and a hat,
617
00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:49,232
and really more
in the nature of a loan.
618
00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:51,736
Nonsense. It's cheaper in the end
to buy good quality...
619
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,069
and enough of them
so that you don't wear them out.
620
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:57,541
They last longer, they look better,
and there's a certain pleasure
to having a change.
621
00:48:57,611 --> 00:49:01,377
Well, that's awfully kind of you.
Are you sure you can afford all this?
622
00:49:01,448 --> 00:49:04,975
I think so. We haven't done
anything very extravagant yet.
623
00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:08,179
Well, I'd hate to have you
end up on a chain gang.
624
00:49:08,255 --> 00:49:11,656
I think we're still
perfectly safe.
Oh.
625
00:49:11,725 --> 00:49:15,320
You're really sure it's all right?
Oh, certainly.
626
00:49:15,395 --> 00:49:18,956
You're not a burglar or something?
Oh, no. That was my grandfather.
627
00:49:19,032 --> 00:49:21,296
At least that's what they called him.
628
00:49:21,368 --> 00:49:23,302
Oh. Yes.
629
00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:46,155
Do you like this one?
630
00:49:46,226 --> 00:49:48,717
Oh, it's lovely.
631
00:49:48,795 --> 00:49:51,730
But aren't the sleeves a little short?
632
00:49:51,798 --> 00:49:55,564
Oh, that is for the bracelet, monsieur.
That is what we call the bracelet length.
633
00:49:55,635 --> 00:49:57,830
Oh. Would you like a bracelet?
634
00:49:59,806 --> 00:50:03,674
- What kind of a bracelet do you mean?
- Any kind you like.
635
00:50:03,743 --> 00:50:08,203
You mean with stones?
Certainly with stones!
They are all the rage.
636
00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:10,078
Why not? What kind
of stones do you like?
637
00:50:10,150 --> 00:50:13,347
Well...
Red. That is all the rage.
638
00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:15,684
You mean like garnets?
639
00:50:15,755 --> 00:50:17,916
Don't you think garnets
are a little lifeless?
640
00:50:19,459 --> 00:50:21,393
Oh.
641
00:50:21,461 --> 00:50:25,056
Why, certainly.
This is great fun.
642
00:50:25,131 --> 00:50:28,066
I've never bought things for a girl before.
I mean, in any such quantities.
643
00:50:28,134 --> 00:50:32,070
You've been denying yourself, monsieur,
one of the basic pleasures in life.
644
00:50:32,138 --> 00:50:34,606
I guess I have.
645
00:50:34,674 --> 00:50:38,041
All right.
Plus tax.
646
00:50:38,111 --> 00:50:40,636
Yes, it's these taxes
that get you down.
647
00:50:40,714 --> 00:50:43,148
I keep feeling that two men
with butterfly nets...
648
00:50:43,216 --> 00:50:45,912
are going to creep up behind you
and lead you away.
649
00:50:45,986 --> 00:50:49,945
You're thinking of my uncle.
I'm not the crazy one in the family.
I'm perfectly normal.
650
00:50:50,023 --> 00:50:52,116
Why do you travel around
in a lower berth?
651
00:50:52,192 --> 00:50:55,628
I find it a little stuffy in an upper.
Oh, you mean why don't I take
a stateroom?
652
00:50:55,695 --> 00:50:58,323
Yes.
Staterooms are un-American.
653
00:50:58,398 --> 00:51:01,390
Well, thank you.
Don't mention it.
654
00:51:01,468 --> 00:51:04,494
Now, if you can't think of anything else,
we'd better get started.
655
00:51:04,571 --> 00:51:07,369
Just charge everything, please,
and have it put in the taxi. Good day.
656
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,136
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Forgive me.
657
00:51:10,210 --> 00:51:13,702
I'm so used to buying in stores
where I'm known that it totally
slipped my mind.
658
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:16,408
Mr. Ha... Ha...
That's all right.
Don't mention it.
659
00:51:16,483 --> 00:51:18,474
Excuse me, please.
I didn't...
Good day.
660
00:51:18,551 --> 00:51:22,544
Well, what are you standing there for?
Where are the packages?
661
00:51:22,622 --> 00:51:28,083
How about some service?
Why do I got to do everything myself?
662
00:51:38,505 --> 00:51:40,496
Is this yours?
663
00:51:40,573 --> 00:51:43,508
Oh, yes. Actually, it was
my grandfather's, but he didn't like it.
664
00:51:43,576 --> 00:51:46,204
He only used it once.
This was his hat.
665
00:51:46,279 --> 00:51:49,009
Do you happen to remember
how much tip I gave the taxi driver?
666
00:51:49,082 --> 00:51:53,314
Well, I didn't see the coin,
but from his face,
I think it was 10 cents.
667
00:51:53,386 --> 00:51:55,581
Tipping is un-American.
668
00:51:57,357 --> 00:52:00,815
What's your name?
Hackensacker.
669
00:52:00,894 --> 00:52:03,021
NotJohn D. Hackensacker!
670
00:52:03,096 --> 00:52:07,465
Oh, I'm not my grandfather, of course.
He's dead anyway. I'm John D. The Third.
671
00:52:07,534 --> 00:52:10,128
Well, then you're one
of the richest men in the worid.
672
00:52:10,203 --> 00:52:13,400
Yes, I suppose so.
I would step on your face.
673
00:52:13,473 --> 00:52:15,703
That's quite all right.
I rather enjoyed it.
674
00:52:15,775 --> 00:52:18,175
Twice!
You made quite an impressión.
675
00:52:18,244 --> 00:52:20,542
May I get you a rug, madam?
Oh, no, thank you.
676
00:52:20,613 --> 00:52:24,105
Will you dine on deck,
Mr. Hackensacker, or in the saloon?
677
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:28,211
We can have it on deck, if you like,
but it blows everything all over the place.
678
00:52:28,288 --> 00:52:31,985
There are a lot of inconveniences
to yachting that most people
don't know anything about.
679
00:52:32,058 --> 00:52:34,959
Give me the peaceful train.
In the saloon, please.
680
00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:36,962
Very good, madam.
681
00:52:38,098 --> 00:52:41,932
See what I mean?
I just happen to own this thing,
or I'd never go near it.
682
00:52:42,001 --> 00:52:44,435
Did you say you wereJohn D.
The Third or the Fourth?
683
00:52:44,504 --> 00:52:46,972
The Third. The Fourth
will be my son, when I marry.
684
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,670
Oh. Then it really didn't mean anything
to you to buy me all those things, did it?
685
00:52:51,745 --> 00:52:55,681
Well, I can't pretend that it was
a great sacrifice, but it did give me
a great deal of pleasure.
686
00:52:55,749 --> 00:52:57,842
You like to write
in your little book.
687
00:52:57,917 --> 00:53:00,909
It used to please my grandfather.
It's just a habit. It's nonsense really.
688
00:53:00,987 --> 00:53:03,512
I write things down,
but I never add them up.
689
00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:06,957
Where are you staying
in Palm Beach?
Oh, no place yet.
690
00:53:07,026 --> 00:53:09,119
Where are you staying?
691
00:53:09,195 --> 00:53:12,858
At my sister's.
Oh, yes, the princess.
Or is it the duchess?
692
00:53:12,932 --> 00:53:16,095
Princess Centimillia.
Of course.
693
00:53:16,169 --> 00:53:18,103
What are you going
to Palm Beach for?
694
00:53:18,171 --> 00:53:20,105
A divorce.
Oh.
695
00:53:20,173 --> 00:53:24,405
Well, you needn't look so sour about it.
Your sister's been divorced five times,
hasn't she?
696
00:53:24,477 --> 00:53:27,037
No, no. Three.
She was annulled twice.
697
00:53:27,113 --> 00:53:29,911
Oh. Well, I've never
been divorced before.
698
00:53:29,983 --> 00:53:32,508
Good. By the way,
what is your name?
699
00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:35,281
Oh, Jeffers. GeraldineJeffers.
700
00:53:35,355 --> 00:53:37,550
Was he brutal to you?
701
00:53:37,624 --> 00:53:39,990
Oh, not particularly.
702
00:53:40,059 --> 00:53:41,993
A drunkard, huh?
703
00:53:42,061 --> 00:53:44,689
No, not congenital
or anything like that.
704
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:47,289
Women always protect
the man they've been married to.
705
00:53:47,367 --> 00:53:49,426
Yes, I suppose it's human nature.
706
00:53:49,502 --> 00:53:51,436
Did he beat you?
707
00:53:51,504 --> 00:53:53,768
Not often.
The hound.
708
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,537
Oh, a man's a man, I suppose.
They're all tarred with the same brush.
709
00:53:57,610 --> 00:54:00,704
How brave you are. When I marry,
there'll be no divorce.
710
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:02,714
That's why I've been
a little cautious.
711
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:05,751
You're afraid somebody'll
marry you for your money.
Oh, I expect that.
712
00:54:05,819 --> 00:54:09,721
When money reaches certain
proportions, you can't ignore it
any more than you can a-a...
713
00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:13,486
A horse in a bedroom.
I wasn't thinking exactly of that,
but it'll serve.
714
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,393
I see marriage
as a sort of permanent welding,
715
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:20,694
a growing together of two trees,
in spite of anything my sister
can demonstrate to the contrary,
716
00:54:20,767 --> 00:54:22,792
into a sort of permanent
mess... mass,
717
00:54:22,869 --> 00:54:27,306
like a permanent grafting of two trees
into a permanent graft.
718
00:54:27,373 --> 00:54:29,307
Oh, that one's too easy.
719
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,775
Oh, you mean a permanent graft...
720
00:54:31,845 --> 00:54:35,144
I get it. But it doesn't have to be.
It can be very nice, I'm sure.
721
00:54:35,215 --> 00:54:38,446
Oh, it can be.
And after the divorce,
you have plans?
722
00:54:38,518 --> 00:54:41,851
Oh, yes.
Anybody I know? I know
almost everybody in Palm Beach.
723
00:54:41,921 --> 00:54:45,448
Oh, no. I haven't picked him out yet.
Just some very rich man.
724
00:54:45,525 --> 00:54:47,459
Some very rich man?
725
00:54:47,527 --> 00:54:51,054
Oh, I wasn't thinking
of anyone as rich as you.
That might get to be annoying.
726
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:54,930
It is.
Is it? No, I just meant
somebody who's well-fixed...
727
00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:59,938
and could spare the $99,000
without missing it too much.
728
00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:03,032
I'm not quite sure I understand
about the $99,000.
729
00:55:03,109 --> 00:55:05,942
Well, you see, he just
happens to need $99,000,
730
00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:10,039
and, after all, I don't see
any reason why he shouldn't get it
if I'm throwing it out the windows.
731
00:55:10,116 --> 00:55:12,311
This is your last husband
you're talking about?
Yes.
732
00:55:12,385 --> 00:55:16,185
He wants to sell you for $99,000?
Oh, no, no. I don't think
he had any such idea at all.
733
00:55:16,256 --> 00:55:20,693
Well, what do you call it?
Well, I mean, after all, l...
He's entitled to something.
734
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,594
I mean, he did protect me
and give me food, such as it was,
735
00:55:24,664 --> 00:55:28,031
and clothes,
such as they were, for a few years,
and now, if I can repay...
736
00:55:28,101 --> 00:55:30,467
But the man is a vermin.
No court of law...
737
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:33,130
- Don't you think I'm worth $99,000?
- That has nothing to do with it.
738
00:55:33,206 --> 00:55:35,470
You're probably worth that,
twice that, three times.
739
00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,805
But even so, the days of serfdom...
I mean bondage...
740
00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:40,812
I mean, the days you bought
a wife for a cow are over.
741
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,145
Chivalry is not only dead,
it's decomposed.
742
00:55:44,217 --> 00:55:46,208
Well, how much
did this yacht cost you?
743
00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:48,948
That is entirely beside the point.
A woman is not a vessel.
744
00:55:49,022 --> 00:55:51,855
I mean, of all the filthy things
I've heard in my life, I still...
745
00:55:51,925 --> 00:55:53,916
How does he want it?
In cash, maybe.
746
00:55:53,993 --> 00:55:58,225
In cash. So I won't stop the check,
the scoundrel! I don't mean me.
I mean whoever's...
747
00:55:58,298 --> 00:56:02,428
Oh, well, I don't think he'll
ever get it. It was just an idea.
748
00:56:02,502 --> 00:56:06,871
There is a name for such reptiles,
but I won't sully this sweet ocean breeze
by mentioning it.
749
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:10,740
I may not be exactly in the best of shape,
but if ever I meet this Mr. Jeffers,
750
00:56:10,810 --> 00:56:12,937
I'll thrash him
within an inch of his life.
751
00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:15,037
Oh, then I hope you never meet him.
752
00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:18,140
I suppose he's large.
Well, he's not small.
753
00:56:18,217 --> 00:56:20,208
That's one of the tragedies
of this life...
754
00:56:20,286 --> 00:56:24,450
that the men who are most in need
of a beating up are always enormous.
755
00:56:31,197 --> 00:56:33,791
She's a tall, dark-haired girl
with big eyes.
756
00:56:33,866 --> 00:56:37,358
Yes, sir. You mean the young lady
that lose all her clothes.
Lost all her clothes?
757
00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:40,634
Yes, sir. But we fix her up with a blanket
when she got off atJacksonville.
758
00:56:40,707 --> 00:56:42,641
She got off atJacksonville?
Yes, sir.
759
00:56:42,709 --> 00:56:45,439
Alone?
Well, you might practically
say she's alone.
760
00:56:45,511 --> 00:56:49,072
The gentleman that got off with her
give me 10 cents from New York
toJacksonville.
761
00:56:49,148 --> 00:56:51,912
Watch your step, lady.
She's alone, but she don't know it.
762
00:56:51,985 --> 00:56:53,919
Never mind the philosophy.
Then she's atJacksonville!
763
00:56:53,987 --> 00:56:58,583
Yes, sir. No, sir. Oh, she said
that he said he was gonna take her
down there on his boat.
764
00:56:58,658 --> 00:57:02,719
I suppose she means "yachet,"
but I don't see how no gentleman
can give me a dime...
765
00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:05,730
from New York toJacksonville
can have a "yachet."
766
00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:09,063
Maybe a canoe or a bicycle.
Yes, sir.
767
00:57:29,856 --> 00:57:32,825
Hey, let me use these
a minute, will you?
Surely.
768
00:57:53,312 --> 00:57:55,303
Thanks.
Anytime.
769
00:57:59,285 --> 00:58:01,845
I think you'll like
Palm Beach very much.
770
00:58:03,923 --> 00:58:06,323
Yoo-hoo!
771
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:14,223
Who's that?
Oh, that's my sister,
the princess. Hello, Maude.
772
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,393
Hello, Snoodles.
Where'd you get the pretty girl?
773
00:58:16,469 --> 00:58:19,438
- Greetings.
- She calls me Snoodles.
774
00:58:19,505 --> 00:58:22,406
Is that the prince?
No, the prince is all washed up.
775
00:58:22,475 --> 00:58:25,171
This is something new.
It might be a duke.
776
00:58:25,244 --> 00:58:27,576
It might be her tailor too.
She goes out with anything.
777
00:58:27,647 --> 00:58:30,377
Hello, darling.
What a perfectly beautiful day.
778
00:58:30,450 --> 00:58:32,748
Were you seasick on the way down?
Wherever did you find her?
779
00:58:32,819 --> 00:58:34,980
This is Toto.
Say "How do you do," Toto.
Greetings.
780
00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:38,546
Toto's a refugee
from his creditors, I think.
Greetings.
781
00:58:41,461 --> 00:58:44,487
Glad to be aboard, sir.
How are you, darling?
Hello, Maude.
782
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:47,727
Hello. Glad to see you aboard.
You get prettier as one gets nearer.
Thank you.
783
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,893
How did you manage it?
He's stiffer than a plank.
784
00:58:49,969 --> 00:58:52,437
This must have done him
a power of good.
This is my sister Maude, Mrs...
785
00:58:52,505 --> 00:58:55,474
Don't tell me he doesn't know your name!
This is perfectly marvelous.
786
00:58:55,541 --> 00:58:58,408
Tell me he picked you up on the train,
and you'll make me a happy woman.
787
00:58:58,478 --> 00:59:01,743
Greetings.
All right, you've said how do you do.
Wait till I tell the papers!
788
00:59:01,814 --> 00:59:04,977
Maude, somebody meeting you,
not knowing you were cracked,
might get the wrong impressión.
789
00:59:05,051 --> 00:59:09,249
Did he really pick you up on the train?
I was in awful trouble until
he nobly came to my rescue.
790
00:59:09,322 --> 00:59:12,553
Now you've spoiled everything.
I hoped for once he hadn't done
anything noble.
791
00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,889
What a lovely suit.
He bought me this.
792
00:59:14,961 --> 00:59:18,897
Why, Snoodles, you rat!
We'll work this into something yet.
This is perfectly electrifying.
793
00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:22,628
You must come and stay with us.
You're divorced, of course?
No, no, not quite.
794
00:59:22,702 --> 00:59:26,433
Oh, I don't think I'm quite
through with the prince yet either.
We can look for new husbands together.
795
00:59:26,506 --> 00:59:29,236
I'm thinking of an American at the moment.
It seems more patriotic.
796
00:59:29,308 --> 00:59:32,937
Greetings.
No, no, Toto.
His English is a little elementary.
797
00:59:33,012 --> 00:59:36,072
What language does he speak?
798
00:59:36,149 --> 00:59:40,108
I don't know.
I think it's Baluchistan,
but it's impossible to tell.
799
00:59:40,186 --> 00:59:43,622
Hello.
Let's go ashore,
and we'll have a wonderful time.
800
00:59:43,689 --> 00:59:46,988
You're perfectly respectable,
but as long as we don't roll on the floor...
801
00:59:47,059 --> 00:59:50,085
and give the butler hysterics,
we'll be cooking on the front burner.
802
00:59:50,163 --> 00:59:52,154
I talk a lot, don't I?
Yes!
803
00:59:52,231 --> 00:59:54,529
Ah, Snoodles,
you snake in the grass.!
804
00:59:57,203 --> 01:00:00,195
Did you have to get him drunk,
or how did you do it?
Maude!
805
01:00:00,273 --> 01:00:03,242
Look at that very handsome man.
I wonder who he is.
806
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:07,143
I don't think I've seen him around before.
I thought I knew all the handsome men
in this village.
807
01:00:07,213 --> 01:00:09,306
We could use some new faces.
It isn't possible.
808
01:00:09,382 --> 01:00:14,251
What isn't possible?
I think I know that man.
In fact, I'm sure of it.
809
01:00:20,226 --> 01:00:22,319
What did you follow me
down here for anyway?
810
01:00:22,395 --> 01:00:25,660
What do you mean, what did I follow you
down here for? You're my wife, aren't you?
You're making an ass of yourself,
811
01:00:25,731 --> 01:00:28,791
exposing yourself
to all sorts of dangers I promised to love,
honor and protect you from.
812
01:00:28,868 --> 01:00:32,634
But that isn't fair.
I'm doing this for you too.
I don't want you to do any more.
813
01:00:32,705 --> 01:00:35,469
But, look, I've left you.
I'm not your wife any longer.
814
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:37,475
Gerry, darling.
No, no. Stop it.
815
01:00:37,543 --> 01:00:40,011
Well, I must say you do know him!
816
01:00:40,079 --> 01:00:43,947
This is the Princess Centimillia.
My brother, Captain Mc... McGlue.
817
01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:46,143
What?
Captain! We should have met sooner.
818
01:00:46,219 --> 01:00:49,279
If I'd seen you around, we would have.
This is my brother, Captain Hackensacker.
819
01:00:49,355 --> 01:00:51,289
Captain McGlue.
That's an odd name.
820
01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:53,621
Yes, isn't it?
How do you do, Captain?
I'm not a captain.
821
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:55,627
That's my sister's joke
because I own a yacht.
822
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:57,788
That's my sister's joke
because I don't own one.
823
01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:01,299
Very glad to meet you. Your sister
didn't tell me she had a brother here.
No, I just dropped over.
824
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:04,268
You're staying with us, of course.
We wouldn't want
to inconvenience you.
825
01:01:04,337 --> 01:01:07,306
Inconvenience us?
We practically run a hotel anyway.
826
01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:10,809
This will give the servants some exercise.
I won't take no for an answer.
827
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:13,640
Your brother's a fine-looking man.
You look exactly alike.
828
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:16,477
I suppose he's married.
No, no. He's entirely free.
829
01:01:16,549 --> 01:01:18,141
You don't tell me!
Now, look...
830
01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:21,152
Her bark is worse than her bite.
That's what you think!
831
01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:25,520
I wish I hadn't brought Toto along.
Somebody think of an errand
to send him on.
832
01:01:25,591 --> 01:01:28,492
Hello.
Toto, this is
Captain McGlue.
833
01:01:28,561 --> 01:01:31,553
I'm going to see more of him
and less of you from now on.
834
01:01:31,631 --> 01:01:34,361
Hello.
Listen carefully, dear.
I left my handkerchief...
835
01:01:34,433 --> 01:01:37,334
You go fetch it, see?
836
01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:39,337
Nitz.
Yitz, Toto.
837
01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:42,067
Nitz.
It'll be nitz to you, Toto.
838
01:01:42,141 --> 01:01:46,271
And now, Captain,
you may take my arm.
839
01:01:46,345 --> 01:01:49,007
Uh...
What did you say
you were captain of?
840
01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:51,276
I didn't say a word about it.
841
01:01:51,350 --> 01:01:53,978
How wonderful it is
meeting a silent American again.
842
01:01:54,053 --> 01:01:57,045
All my husbands were foreigners.
And such chatterboxes!
843
01:01:57,123 --> 01:01:59,318
I could hardly
get a word in edgeways.
844
01:01:59,392 --> 01:02:01,553
They make a handsome couple,
don't they?
Pardon?
845
01:02:01,627 --> 01:02:04,619
My sister and your brother.
It'd be nice if something came of it.
846
01:02:04,697 --> 01:02:09,225
Oh... Oh! Oh, yes, wouldn't it?
It would be wonderful for him.
847
01:02:09,302 --> 01:02:12,100
Of course, she's no bargain,
but it might happen very easily.
848
01:02:12,171 --> 01:02:16,039
She's a woman of iron determination,
and once her mind is made up,
he might as well yield.
849
01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:19,475
I can see what you mean.
I'm glad you're gonna stay with us,
and your brother too.
850
01:02:19,545 --> 01:02:22,844
Are you?
I don't know why I didn't think of it.
Or maybe I did think of it.
851
01:02:22,915 --> 01:02:26,442
But it took someone of my sister's
courage to make it come true.
You're very sweet.
852
01:02:26,519 --> 01:02:29,647
Thank you very much.
The captain's a big fellow, isn't he?
853
01:02:29,722 --> 01:02:32,020
Yes, isn't he?
You look exactly alike.
854
01:02:32,091 --> 01:02:35,390
Yes, don't we? You know,
people always remark on it.
855
01:02:44,837 --> 01:02:47,362
Why don't you marry her?
She's lovely.
856
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,934
In the first place, she isn't free yet.
In the second place, you don't marry
somebody you just met. I don't.
857
01:02:52,011 --> 01:02:56,277
But that's the only way, dear.
If you get to know too much
about them, you'd never marry them.
858
01:02:56,349 --> 01:02:59,512
I'd marry Captain McGlue tomorrow,
even with that name.
And divorce him next month.
859
01:02:59,585 --> 01:03:02,520
Nothing is permanent in this worid
except Roosevelt, dear.
860
01:03:02,588 --> 01:03:05,523
As a matter of fact, Maude,
I'm becoming very attracted
to this young woman,
861
01:03:05,591 --> 01:03:08,151
more so than anyone I've known
the same length of time.
Aha!
862
01:03:08,227 --> 01:03:11,287
But I want to know how she is
early in the morning, late at night,
863
01:03:11,364 --> 01:03:15,130
under trying circumstances,
as when the servants leave,
how she is with children...
864
01:03:15,201 --> 01:03:18,398
What are you gonna do?
Rent some?
Perhaps we could borrow some.
865
01:03:18,471 --> 01:03:20,735
You mean a mock marriage?
I certainly do not.
866
01:03:20,806 --> 01:03:24,708
I revere marriage, unlike some people
I could mention. Oh, here.
867
01:03:24,777 --> 01:03:28,076
But why Captain McGlue?
Of all the idiotic names!
868
01:03:28,147 --> 01:03:31,674
Because I want him to build
your airport for you, darling.
869
01:03:31,751 --> 01:03:35,812
He seems to have something
against my husband. I don't know why.
But as my brother...
870
01:03:35,888 --> 01:03:38,857
Apart from the fact that I wouldn't
let him build a chicken coop for me,
871
01:03:38,924 --> 01:03:41,791
I'd still like to know why
I'm to be called Captain McGlue!
872
01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:44,694
Wasn't that your mother's name?
What? Captain McGlue?
873
01:03:44,764 --> 01:03:48,495
Really, Geraldine!
Her name was McGrew.
M-C-G-R-E-W.
874
01:03:48,567 --> 01:03:51,468
Oh, well, I'm sorry, darling.
I remembered it as McGlue.
875
01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:54,529
Yes, well, I guess
I'm stuck with it now.
Captain McGlue!
876
01:03:54,607 --> 01:03:57,041
What am I supposed to be
captain of? A garbage scow?
877
01:03:57,109 --> 01:03:59,270
I just put that in
to make it more dignified.
878
01:03:59,345 --> 01:04:01,643
Couldn't you have been
a captain in the last war?
Sure.
879
01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:04,444
I was 11 years old at the finish.
A captain in knee britches.
880
01:04:04,517 --> 01:04:09,113
What about the Boy Scouts?
I could go around building bonfires
on the drawing room carpet.
881
01:04:09,188 --> 01:04:11,918
I'm sorry, darling.
I really meant it for the best.
882
01:04:11,991 --> 01:04:15,654
I know you did.
That's what's so irritating about it.
Where'd you get the brother idea?
883
01:04:15,728 --> 01:04:17,662
Because you had
your arms around me.
884
01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:21,666
Oh, I suppose no one's ever had his
arms around you except your brother,
only you haven't got one.
885
01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:25,261
I don't suppose Captain Hackensacker
ever put his arms around you.
Of course not.
886
01:04:25,337 --> 01:04:29,967
Yachts must have changed
since the last time I was on one.
That's what they build yachts for.
887
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:34,240
Naturally he will put his arms
around me when and if we're engaged.
888
01:04:34,313 --> 01:04:37,749
Oh, we're engaged now, are we?
Well, is there anything wrong
with being engaged?
889
01:04:37,817 --> 01:04:40,479
You oughta know.
Where'd you get that suit?
890
01:04:40,553 --> 01:04:44,250
That's what I was telling you about.
What's that you've got on your wrist?
891
01:04:44,323 --> 01:04:47,292
Just what you think it is, dear.
What kind of stones are those?
892
01:04:47,359 --> 01:04:49,418
Exactly what they look like.
893
01:04:49,495 --> 01:04:52,487
Do you know what it feels like
to be strangled with bare hands?
894
01:04:52,565 --> 01:04:57,559
Oh, now wait a minute, darling.
I've always been on the level
with you, and I always will be.
895
01:05:00,005 --> 01:05:02,701
Here.
What's that supposed to be?
896
01:05:02,775 --> 01:05:05,175
You put that
over on the mantlepiece.
897
01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:09,213
Lovebirds, huh?
898
01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:11,215
Now, so long as that's there,
899
01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:14,616
you won't have the slightest,
smallest thing to be unhappy about.
900
01:05:14,687 --> 01:05:17,884
That'll be a signal, and we'll
never have to mention the subject.
901
01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:19,982
And that goes for you too.
Huh?
902
01:05:20,059 --> 01:05:24,257
And your friend the princess you seem
to be cutting such a groove with.
Princess.
903
01:05:24,330 --> 01:05:26,890
Say, where'd you get the money
to fly down here anyway?
904
01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:30,458
Same place you got yours,
only I didn't have to kiss him good-bye.
905
01:05:30,536 --> 01:05:32,595
Oh, the Wienie King!
906
01:05:32,671 --> 01:05:36,801
He wanted us
to get back together, I guess.
Don't you think we owe it to him?
907
01:05:36,876 --> 01:05:40,676
Look, why don't you let me
go out there and poke that guy
in the nose just once!
908
01:05:40,746 --> 01:05:43,237
Because I've left you, darling,
for both our good... Now just...
909
01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:48,252
Excuse me. Mac, did you happen to...
You don't mind if I call you Mac, do you?
Did you happen to bring a tuxedo?
910
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:52,313
The business I came here
to tend to didn't call for one.
And you can stop pulling my coat.
911
01:05:52,391 --> 01:05:55,417
In a pinch,
you can wear one of mine.
In a pinch! That's very funny.
912
01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:57,462
I won't be here that long.
Why, Mac!
913
01:05:57,530 --> 01:06:00,363
That's too bad, old man. I'd hoped
you'd spend the season with us.
914
01:06:00,432 --> 01:06:04,698
There's something I want
to talk to you about before you go.
I'm glad you showed up when you did.
915
01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:07,705
So am I.
Good. I needed a male
member of Gerry's family.
916
01:06:07,773 --> 01:06:09,866
You have him.
Fine. Now I have
a certain thought.
917
01:06:09,942 --> 01:06:13,002
I have a certain thought also,
and it's that bracelet.
Mac!
918
01:06:13,078 --> 01:06:15,740
I'm very glad you brought that up.
Mac is delighted with it, Snoodles.
919
01:06:15,814 --> 01:06:17,281
He shouldn't be.
He isn't.
920
01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:21,115
The first bracelet my sister got,
I punched the fellow in the nose.
Fellow by the name of Wallace.
921
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:23,120
I can see we understand
each other perfectly.
922
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,816
I didn't like it
any more than you do this.
You're reading my mind.
923
01:06:25,891 --> 01:06:29,327
Splendid, but there's a difference
between Wallace and me.
I'm not interested in Wallace.
924
01:06:29,395 --> 01:06:32,091
There's no reason why you should be.
Now I, on the other hand...
925
01:06:32,164 --> 01:06:37,101
Look, if I could trust you two boys
not to slug each other, I'd like
to make an exit right about here.
926
01:06:37,169 --> 01:06:39,399
I feel like a bone
between two dogs.
927
01:06:39,471 --> 01:06:41,405
We're going to get along
together all right.
928
01:06:41,473 --> 01:06:44,738
There's nothing the matter
with my intentions, and Mac
will be the first to admit.
929
01:06:44,810 --> 01:06:48,576
The only thing that could embarrass
you would be the lovely things
I want to say about you...
930
01:06:48,647 --> 01:06:51,878
your face, your form, things
that a brother is naturally blind to.
931
01:06:51,951 --> 01:06:55,318
Is that so?
Geraldine's future and this
little plan I have...
932
01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:57,719
What's buzzin', cousins?
What's the dirt?
933
01:06:57,790 --> 01:07:00,725
Never mind, Maude.
It's just a little something
I want to discuss with Mac.
934
01:07:00,793 --> 01:07:03,728
My dear, when you hear what it is,
you will simply expire.
Maude!
935
01:07:03,796 --> 01:07:06,230
It's too, too excruciating!
Maude, please!
936
01:07:06,298 --> 01:07:08,926
He wants a miniature marriage
with you.
937
01:07:09,001 --> 01:07:10,901
Go away, Toto.
This is not for children.
938
01:07:10,970 --> 01:07:14,906
You know everything up to the dissolve,
and then "Good night, sweetheart.
I'll see you in the morning. "
939
01:07:14,974 --> 01:07:17,408
- What's this?
- The boy wants to bundle.!
940
01:07:17,476 --> 01:07:21,378
Maude!
And then he's gonna make you cook
and sew and wash the windows,
941
01:07:21,447 --> 01:07:25,281
and then he's gonna get some little brats
to see if you know how to change them.
942
01:07:25,351 --> 01:07:27,842
But how?
He's going to rent them!
943
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,854
Oh!
944
01:07:29,922 --> 01:07:33,289
Come on. Let's go someplace.
They want to be alone.
But just a minute. L...
945
01:07:33,359 --> 01:07:37,193
Don't take it so seriously.
They want to bake a cake, dear.
They want to bake a...
946
01:07:39,531 --> 01:07:42,830
I don't know what to say.
I didn't realize it was so humorous.
947
01:07:42,901 --> 01:07:45,563
Did you really want to put me
through all that?
948
01:07:45,638 --> 01:07:48,835
There's no use trying to conceal it now.
I might have guessed it on the train.
949
01:07:48,907 --> 01:07:51,398
I certainly should have known it
in Jacksonville and on the yacht.
950
01:07:51,477 --> 01:07:55,208
The trial was as much for you as for me,
and however ridiculous I may seem,
951
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,443
there's nothing ridiculous
about the way I feel in my heart.
952
01:07:58,517 --> 01:08:01,111
I'm madly in love with you.
Ohh.
953
01:08:01,186 --> 01:08:04,155
Oh, isn't that pretty?
Why do you keep bothering them?
954
01:08:04,223 --> 01:08:07,590
If you want to bother
somebody, bother me.
955
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:10,424
You know, I'm not sure
that Mac likes me.
956
01:08:10,496 --> 01:08:12,760
Oh, no, no, no.
He's always like that.
957
01:08:12,831 --> 01:08:16,323
It's just that he doesn't
seem to think anybody's
good enough for me.
958
01:08:16,402 --> 01:08:17,699
Well, he's right there.
959
01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:32,943
You don't care much for me, do you?
960
01:08:33,018 --> 01:08:34,952
Why, certainly.
961
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,488
Why do you let me flop around?
962
01:08:37,556 --> 01:08:39,490
I'm sorry.
963
01:08:39,558 --> 01:08:44,894
You will care for me though.
I grow on people. Like moss.
964
01:08:44,963 --> 01:08:48,763
Sit down, Toto.
Stop following me around.
965
01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:51,428
Nitz.
966
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:54,870
Yitz, Toto.
967
01:09:07,853 --> 01:09:12,847
Isn't it romantic
La-da-da-da-da-dee-dee
968
01:09:12,925 --> 01:09:15,155
Oh, you have a nice little voice.
969
01:09:15,227 --> 01:09:17,252
Thank you.
I used to sing in college.
970
01:09:17,329 --> 01:09:19,889
With a mandolin?
I wouldn't play it
around the house.
971
01:09:19,965 --> 01:09:22,991
Would you be
around the house much?
Not any more than you wanted me.
972
01:09:23,068 --> 01:09:25,969
I have an office,
not that I do much in it. Perhaps
Mac could come and help me.
973
01:09:26,038 --> 01:09:29,132
That would be wonderful!
974
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,472
You two could plan
the airport together.
975
01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:34,569
What airport is that?
The most remarkable
invention you've ever heard of.
976
01:09:34,646 --> 01:09:38,446
A suspended airport
right in the middle of the city,
stretched like a tennis racket.
977
01:09:38,517 --> 01:09:40,712
Would it be strong enough?
A tennis racket?
978
01:09:40,786 --> 01:09:44,278
What's Gerry's husband like?
Who? Oh, just a flop.
979
01:09:44,356 --> 01:09:47,348
A big flop?
Yes, any way you take it.
980
01:09:47,426 --> 01:09:50,884
Well, he won't be such a flop
with his $99,000.
981
01:09:50,963 --> 01:09:53,625
Snoodles will give it to him all right.
And why not?
982
01:09:53,699 --> 01:09:57,362
I oughta marry him and
get it back into the family.
983
01:09:57,436 --> 01:10:01,497
That would be a big joke.
Of course, I'm crazy.
I'll marry anyone.
984
01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:04,508
- What's this about $99,000?
- I might be able to help him.
985
01:10:04,576 --> 01:10:07,568
In fact, I will be able to help him.
I'll help him. Why not?
Will you really?
986
01:10:07,646 --> 01:10:11,173
Of course I will,
up to a certain point. How much
would a working model cost?
987
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,447
Ninety-nine thou... I mean,
$100,000... in that neighborhood.
988
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:18,354
That shouldn't be a very difficult
neighborhood to find. I think
I'll be able to do it all right.
989
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,550
Oh, really?
You've made me so happy.
990
01:10:20,626 --> 01:10:22,787
You don't know
how much trouble he's had.
991
01:10:22,861 --> 01:10:26,456
Is that so? Well, he won't know
what trouble really is
till he tangles up with Maude.
992
01:10:26,532 --> 01:10:28,466
Oh, that's rather unkind.
I shouldn't have said it.
993
01:10:28,534 --> 01:10:31,196
You say about a hundred thousand?
Exactly a hundred thousand.
994
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:33,795
It's built.
Oh!
995
01:10:33,872 --> 01:10:37,740
You mean her husband wants $99,000
before he'll give her a divorce?
996
01:10:37,810 --> 01:10:41,576
Oh, I love you like this,
with lightning flashing
out of your eyes.
997
01:10:41,647 --> 01:10:45,447
Did she tell you that story?
Why should we talk about that heel
when you're here?
998
01:10:45,517 --> 01:10:47,451
Did she tell you that?
Do that again. I love it.
999
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:51,751
- Now, listen.
- Oh, Snoodles, that's wonderful!
1000
01:10:51,824 --> 01:10:55,487
Tom... Mac will be wild with excitement.
You know, when you've waited so long.
1001
01:10:55,561 --> 01:10:58,621
Not at all. Not at all.
I'm delighted to have
the opportunity.
1002
01:10:58,697 --> 01:11:00,858
Look...
Darling, I have
the most wonderful news.
1003
01:11:00,933 --> 01:11:03,299
Snoodles is going to build
your airport for you.
1004
01:11:03,368 --> 01:11:05,598
I'll build it.
You don't even know what it is.
1005
01:11:05,671 --> 01:11:08,765
Quiet, Toto.
1006
01:11:08,841 --> 01:11:11,435
Well, that gives us a lot
to look forward to, doesn't it?
1007
01:11:11,510 --> 01:11:14,775
I don't know as I've told you, Mac,
but your sister and I have progressed
considerably since this afternoon.
1008
01:11:14,847 --> 01:11:17,315
Oh, is that so?
What's all this business...
1009
01:11:17,382 --> 01:11:21,148
about your husband wanting
$99,000 before he sets you free?
1010
01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:25,486
Oh, that was just an idea that he had.
You know how people are
when they're upset.
1011
01:11:25,557 --> 01:11:28,788
I'm not sure that he actually meant it.
Let's not even talk about it.
1012
01:11:28,861 --> 01:11:32,456
No, no, let's face it.
Gerry naturally wants to defend
this human bacterium.
1013
01:11:32,531 --> 01:11:34,431
That's only natural and gallant.
1014
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:37,627
But he's asked her for it,
and as soon as my name
comes into it, we're doomed.
1015
01:11:37,703 --> 01:11:41,605
- Broiled.
- As a Hackensacker, I find it
cheaper to pay than to fight.
1016
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:44,836
Of course, $99,000 isn't
a small sum, but it isn't large.
1017
01:11:44,910 --> 01:11:48,402
I should say not.
Why, when I think of Stefan,
to say nothing of Serge.
1018
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,675
Or that big one with the scar...
What was his name?
1019
01:11:50,749 --> 01:11:54,116
- Itsk.
- Baron Itsk! Lucius.
1020
01:11:54,186 --> 01:11:56,120
Itsk?
Nitz, Toto.
1021
01:11:56,188 --> 01:11:58,383
I'm awfully sorry
to hear that about Tom.
1022
01:11:58,457 --> 01:12:02,052
I knew he was a failure and a dreamer,
I guess, but I didn't know he was a skunk.
1023
01:12:02,127 --> 01:12:05,995
It's very kind of you
to want to build the airport...
I mean, the model of it.
1024
01:12:06,064 --> 01:12:08,032
I guess I was a little too stunned
to say thank you,
1025
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:11,263
but you know how it is when you've been
waiting for something for a long time.
1026
01:12:11,336 --> 01:12:15,773
There's only one trouble
with the whole setup, something
that Gerry neglected to tell you.
1027
01:12:15,841 --> 01:12:18,071
That is that I'm not alone
in this invention.
1028
01:12:18,143 --> 01:12:20,907
That human bacterium
we were talking about, her husband,
1029
01:12:20,979 --> 01:12:23,174
has had exactly as much
to do with it as I have.
1030
01:12:23,248 --> 01:12:26,183
So, you see, if you help me,
you'd be helping him too.
1031
01:12:26,251 --> 01:12:29,516
I know nothing could be further
from your wish. How about dancing
with your brother?
1032
01:12:32,991 --> 01:12:35,357
Shut up, Toto.
My brother is thinking.
1033
01:12:35,427 --> 01:12:38,487
What did you have to do
that for, you fathead?
1034
01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:40,895
Don't you ever get tired
of being noble?
1035
01:12:40,966 --> 01:12:43,526
Everything I build up for you,
you knock down.
1036
01:12:43,602 --> 01:12:45,797
I've got you the money
twice already.
Look, darling...
1037
01:12:45,871 --> 01:12:48,704
No, no. I don't want to listen to anything
that begins with "look, darling,"
1038
01:12:48,774 --> 01:12:51,242
so that you can get off
another noble saying.
1039
01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:53,369
Can't you ever learn to be practical?
1040
01:12:53,445 --> 01:12:56,346
Don't you know that the greatest men
in the worid have told lies...
1041
01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:59,384
and let things be misunderstood
if it was useful to them?
1042
01:12:59,451 --> 01:13:01,851
Didn't you ever hear
of a campaign promise?
1043
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,320
The way you are
is the way you have to be, honey.
1044
01:13:04,389 --> 01:13:06,619
That's the way I am.
If I'm supposed to be a flop...
1045
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:11,857
You're not going to be a flop.
Nobody who's been married to me
for five years is going to be a flop.
1046
01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:16,060
You're going to get your airport
if I have to build it for you myself.
1047
01:13:16,134 --> 01:13:18,125
After I'm married.
1048
01:13:18,203 --> 01:13:22,264
After you're married. That's
a funny thing to hear your wife say.
1049
01:13:25,043 --> 01:13:29,810
I've got it. I'll build it, and his share
will be more than $99,000,
so he'll have to release you.
1050
01:13:29,881 --> 01:13:31,974
Whose share?
That scoundrel she's married to.
1051
01:13:32,050 --> 01:13:34,610
It's the first bright thought
he's ever had.
That's marvelous!
1052
01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:37,246
It was really very simple.
Now shall we change partners?
1053
01:13:37,322 --> 01:13:40,291
It seems a shame to waste
such a beautiful sister upon a brother.
1054
01:13:40,359 --> 01:13:42,793
You said it.
1055
01:13:58,377 --> 01:14:01,403
Ah, thank you so much.
It was delightful.
1056
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,414
Not at all.
1057
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:05,950
Oh, dear!
1058
01:14:06,018 --> 01:14:08,919
What's the matter?
We must've forgotten
Toto someplace.
1059
01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:12,320
Is that so?
I suppose he'll show up
though. He always does.
1060
01:14:12,391 --> 01:14:15,258
Greetings!
Ah, yes.
1061
01:14:15,327 --> 01:14:19,093
Wouldn't he be awful to be married to?
Always hanging around.
1062
01:14:26,738 --> 01:14:30,606
Captain, you have renewed
my faith in mankind.
1063
01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:32,973
Well, there's nothing
like saving your faith.
1064
01:14:33,045 --> 01:14:36,105
You are too, too divine!
1065
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:39,344
You're a very embarrassing lady.
If I weren't a little bit mixed up
at the moment,
1066
01:14:39,418 --> 01:14:42,615
I'd take you up
on a few of your dares
and make you say "papa."
1067
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:45,986
Papa? How would you like
to go to Fort Myers tomorrow?
1068
01:14:46,058 --> 01:14:48,788
There's nothing there,
but the ride might be nice.
1069
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:51,761
We might put Toto in the army!
I may not be here tomorrow.
1070
01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:55,732
What do you mean,
you may not be here tomorrow?
I have an appointment in New York.
1071
01:14:55,801 --> 01:14:59,635
Oh, let her wait, whoever she is.
She's no good for you anyway,
while I, on the other hand...
1072
01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:02,434
You never think of anything
but topic "A," do you?
1073
01:15:02,507 --> 01:15:04,441
Is there anything else?
1074
01:15:04,509 --> 01:15:07,910
I'll leave you with that thought,
Captain. Bonsoir, drip-drap.
1075
01:15:42,681 --> 01:15:46,515
Oh, dear. You're very kind.
1076
01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:48,712
I think this is the happiest night
of my life.
1077
01:15:48,787 --> 01:15:50,721
Oh, really, Snoodles?
Yes.
1078
01:15:50,789 --> 01:15:54,156
You've freed me of a certain timidity
from which I've always suffered,
1079
01:15:54,226 --> 01:15:56,626
and now with you and Mac
and the airport,
1080
01:15:56,695 --> 01:16:00,495
I can see great days ahead,
full of fun and everything.
Oh, I'm sure of it, Snoodles.
1081
01:16:00,565 --> 01:16:04,592
By the way, I have a little
surprise for you in a few minutes,
so don't be surprised.
1082
01:16:04,669 --> 01:16:08,161
What is it?
If I told you what it is,
then it wouldn't be a surprise anymore.
1083
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:11,539
Well, I wouldn't do anything
too surprising if I were you, Snoodles.
1084
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:14,272
You never can tell how those
things are going to turn out.
1085
01:16:14,346 --> 01:16:17,440
I'm persuaded you'll be delighted.
Well, I certainly hope I will be.
1086
01:16:17,516 --> 01:16:20,212
If you'll just leave your window
open onto the balcony.
What?
1087
01:16:20,285 --> 01:16:22,219
What was that?
1088
01:16:22,287 --> 01:16:24,983
Oh, I didn't hear anything.
Good night, Snoodles.
I'll see you in a little while.
1089
01:16:25,056 --> 01:16:26,990
Good night.
I'll see you in my dreams.
1090
01:16:27,058 --> 01:16:29,083
Yes, that's a very good place.
1091
01:16:37,035 --> 01:16:39,970
You're a fast worker, aren't you?
You have your nerve to talk.
1092
01:16:40,038 --> 01:16:43,838
So you couldn't even wait
a decent interval, you and your princess.
1093
01:16:43,909 --> 01:16:47,174
I hope you're very proud
of yourself, Captain McGlue!
1094
01:16:47,245 --> 01:16:51,204
Wait a minute.
No, let me go, you big pullover!
1095
01:16:51,283 --> 01:16:54,411
No, no. I just broke that
because it was handy.
1096
01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:58,115
Oh, well, then you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
I'm the one that has the right to...
1097
01:16:58,190 --> 01:17:02,320
I know I'm an idiot, but
I suppose it's when you've been fond
of somebody for a long time...
1098
01:17:02,394 --> 01:17:05,989
You shouldn't have come down here.
You had no right to come down here.
1099
01:17:06,064 --> 01:17:08,862
You should have given me
a little time to get used to the idea.
1100
01:17:08,934 --> 01:17:13,598
Maybe I should, but you can't
blame a man for trying to hold on
to something that he loves,
1101
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:16,334
that he always has loved
and always will love.
1102
01:17:16,408 --> 01:17:19,036
You're gonna make me cry.
Gerry.
1103
01:17:19,110 --> 01:17:22,477
No! You're forgetting the airport.
You're forgetting everything that counts.
1104
01:17:22,547 --> 01:17:25,448
Gerry.
No! It's all finished!
1105
01:17:25,517 --> 01:17:28,247
When you make a decisión,
you have to stand by it.
1106
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,450
You can't let champagne or...
or tree toads or night flowers...
1107
01:17:32,524 --> 01:17:35,118
or memories get in the way of it.
1108
01:17:35,193 --> 01:17:37,957
- It's all over,
and I know it's for the best.
- But, Gerry, l...
1109
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:41,021
On, no. Now, listen to me
just this once, will you?
1110
01:17:41,099 --> 01:17:44,796
I've always done what you wanted,
and it's always turned out a disaster.
1111
01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:47,099
Good night, darling. Sleep tight.
1112
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,803
It'll be funny sleeping
with a sitting room between us.
1113
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,572
And the doors locked.
You won't have to worry about that.
1114
01:17:54,646 --> 01:17:58,013
Nevertheless, good night, dear.
1115
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:02,277
What?
Well, won't you kiss
your brother good night?
1116
01:18:02,354 --> 01:18:04,413
I don't know.
I never had a brother.
1117
01:18:04,489 --> 01:18:06,423
You have one now.
1118
01:18:06,491 --> 01:18:08,982
You fool.
1119
01:18:11,162 --> 01:18:14,598
What's that?
1120
01:18:24,609 --> 01:18:27,043
Good...
1121
01:18:27,112 --> 01:18:29,546
Good night, sweetheart
1122
01:18:29,614 --> 01:18:34,108
Till we meet tomorrow
1123
01:18:34,185 --> 01:18:37,120
Good night, sweetheart
1124
01:18:37,188 --> 01:18:41,420
Sleep away your sorrow
1125
01:18:41,493 --> 01:18:45,190
Tears and partings
He shouldn't do things like that
on a night like this. Good night.
1126
01:18:45,263 --> 01:18:48,630
May make us forlorn
1127
01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:52,602
But with the dawn
1128
01:18:52,671 --> 01:18:55,663
A new day is born
1129
01:18:55,740 --> 01:19:00,803
So I'll say good night, sweetheart
1130
01:19:00,879 --> 01:19:04,815
Though I'm not beside you
1131
01:19:04,883 --> 01:19:08,614
Good night, sweetheart
1132
01:19:08,687 --> 01:19:13,021
Still my love will guide you
1133
01:19:13,091 --> 01:19:15,889
Dreams enfold you
1134
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:20,727
In each one I'll hold you
1135
01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:23,996
Good night, sweetheart
1136
01:19:24,069 --> 01:19:27,561
Good night
1137
01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:32,133
Good night, sweetheart
1138
01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:36,408
Till we meet tomorrow
1139
01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:39,644
Good night, sweetheart
1140
01:19:39,718 --> 01:19:43,916
Sleep away your sorrow
1141
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:47,321
Tears and partings
1142
01:19:47,392 --> 01:19:50,828
May make us forlorn
1143
01:19:50,895 --> 01:19:54,592
But with the dawn
1144
01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:57,533
A new day is born
1145
01:19:57,602 --> 01:20:02,972
So I'll say good night, sweetheart
1146
01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:07,978
Though I'm not beside you
1147
01:20:08,046 --> 01:20:10,844
Good night, sweetheart
1148
01:20:10,915 --> 01:20:15,147
Still my love will guide you
1149
01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:18,656
Dreams enfold you
1150
01:20:18,723 --> 01:20:22,819
In each one I'll hold you
1151
01:20:22,894 --> 01:20:26,159
Good night, sweetheart
1152
01:20:26,231 --> 01:20:29,667
Good night
1153
01:20:29,734 --> 01:20:34,364
Good night, sweetheart
1154
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:38,603
Till we meet tomorrow
1155
01:20:38,676 --> 01:20:41,201
Good night, sweetheart
1156
01:20:41,279 --> 01:20:45,477
Sleep will banish sorrow
1157
01:20:45,550 --> 01:20:49,179
Tears and partings
1158
01:20:49,254 --> 01:20:53,588
May make us forlorn
1159
01:20:53,658 --> 01:20:57,150
But with the dawn
I can't open this blasted dress.
1160
01:20:57,228 --> 01:21:01,665
A new day is born
All right.
Come over here to the light.
1161
01:21:01,733 --> 01:21:05,362
So I'll say good night, sweetheart
1162
01:21:05,437 --> 01:21:09,703
Though I'm not beside you
1163
01:21:09,774 --> 01:21:13,073
Good night, sweetheart
1164
01:21:13,144 --> 01:21:17,103
Still my love will guide you
Sorry.
1165
01:21:17,182 --> 01:21:20,982
Dreams enfold you
Can you get it?
1166
01:21:21,052 --> 01:21:24,715
Just a minute.
In each one I'll hold you
1167
01:21:24,789 --> 01:21:27,519
Oh, darling, darling, darling!
1168
01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:33,292
Good night, sweetheart
Good night
1169
01:21:33,364 --> 01:21:37,095
I hope you realize
this is costing us millions.
1170
01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:43,733
Good night
1171
01:21:53,618 --> 01:21:57,782
I suppose there's a law
against shooting those things.
Yes, ma'am, I think there is.
1172
01:22:00,391 --> 01:22:03,417
- Oh, good morning, Toto.
- Greetings.
1173
01:22:06,164 --> 01:22:10,100
It doesn't seem to matter
how much champagne you soak up,
you always feel great the next morning.
1174
01:22:10,168 --> 01:22:12,102
Hello.
Thank you, darling.
1175
01:22:12,170 --> 01:22:16,573
I suppose it takes an iron constitution
to be a houseguest.
1176
01:22:23,014 --> 01:22:26,814
Why don't you go away
someplace?
Eh?
1177
01:22:26,885 --> 01:22:29,285
There must be somebody else
who can use a houseguest.
1178
01:22:29,354 --> 01:22:32,289
I can't be the only sucker in the worid.
Why don't you go to Havana?
1179
01:22:32,357 --> 01:22:36,919
That's a nice place, and I'd treat you
to a nice one-way ticket.
Havana? "Youg, meeg," Havana?
1180
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,590
No, Toto. "Youg" Havana.
"Meeg" here.
1181
01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:42,599
Nitz.
I was afraid of that.
1182
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:44,601
Say, Maude, is this all right?
1183
01:22:44,669 --> 01:22:48,799
You have to work fast in these matters,
so I just slid down to Margetsons
and slid back with this.
1184
01:22:48,873 --> 01:22:51,842
What is it? The Hope Blue?
No, it's just a chip from it.
1185
01:22:51,910 --> 01:22:54,811
Boy, when you fall,
you fall, don't you?
1186
01:22:54,879 --> 01:22:57,746
Go away, Toto.
This might give you ideas.
It's all right then?
1187
01:22:57,815 --> 01:22:59,749
I think she'll know what you mean.
Good.
1188
01:22:59,817 --> 01:23:02,012
How do you think this would look
on the captain's vest?
1189
01:23:02,086 --> 01:23:04,884
- Maude, you're really incorrigible.!
-
1190
01:23:04,956 --> 01:23:08,392
No, no, Toto.
Naughty, naughty. Here.
1191
01:23:42,427 --> 01:23:46,158
- I suppose I'll have to give
the bracelet back, won't I?
- Why?
1192
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:49,688
Oh! Oh, dear!
1193
01:23:49,767 --> 01:23:52,895
What are you talking about?
1194
01:23:52,971 --> 01:23:57,169
Oh, Snoodles, I'm so fond of you.
You're a lovely, generous,
good-hearted man,
1195
01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:00,210
really a woman's ideal, only
you shouldn't have sung last night.
1196
01:24:00,278 --> 01:24:03,441
What?
Here's your bracelet.
I'm going back to my husband.
1197
01:24:03,514 --> 01:24:05,448
That skunk?
Oh, he isn't really.
1198
01:24:05,516 --> 01:24:08,974
I let you think worse
about him than he is. You know
how a woman likes sympathy.
1199
01:24:09,053 --> 01:24:12,921
But what about the $99,000?
He didn't want that.
I wanted it for him.
1200
01:24:12,991 --> 01:24:14,856
But...
1201
01:24:14,926 --> 01:24:16,860
Put it away.
What?
1202
01:24:16,928 --> 01:24:19,260
Put it away!
But, darling...
1203
01:24:19,330 --> 01:24:22,697
I'll just take one more look at it,
and then put it away forever.
1204
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:25,031
There's a limit
to what a woman can stand.
1205
01:24:26,371 --> 01:24:29,306
Hello there, Snoodles.
How's every little thing?
1206
01:24:29,374 --> 01:24:31,672
I'm very unhappy,
as a matter of fact.
You'll get over it.
1207
01:24:31,743 --> 01:24:33,677
You know
about Gerry's decisión?
Yes.
1208
01:24:33,745 --> 01:24:37,010
I'll never get over it as long as I live.
I had such hopes, such plans.
1209
01:24:37,081 --> 01:24:40,915
Oh, Snoodles, I'm so sorry.
Anyway, we still have the airport.
That'll keep us busy.
1210
01:24:40,985 --> 01:24:44,148
- What's knittin', kittens?
- Gerry's going back to her husband.
1211
01:24:44,222 --> 01:24:48,318
Oh, you poor, dumb thing.
I know just how it is.
I'll bet he's a knockout.
1212
01:24:48,393 --> 01:24:51,385
I'm awfully sorry
about Snoodles.
Well, you still have your airport,
1213
01:24:51,462 --> 01:24:54,829
and you and the captain and I
will be as busy as bird dogs, won't we?
1214
01:24:54,899 --> 01:24:57,094
I'm afraid that
isn't possible either.
Why not?
1215
01:24:57,168 --> 01:24:59,864
I still have... I always will have...
the deepest affection for you.
1216
01:24:59,937 --> 01:25:02,929
Certainly nothing has happened
to spoil my friendship with your brother.
1217
01:25:03,007 --> 01:25:05,475
Well, you see...
What now?
1218
01:25:05,543 --> 01:25:08,376
He isn't exactly my brother.
No.
1219
01:25:08,446 --> 01:25:10,414
He isn't exactly your brother?
No.
1220
01:25:10,481 --> 01:25:14,440
- Hello!
- Oh, shut up!
1221
01:25:14,519 --> 01:25:16,612
He... He's my husband.
1222
01:25:16,688 --> 01:25:18,747
He's your husband!
That's right.
1223
01:25:18,823 --> 01:25:21,758
Well, no wonder! I thought
I was losing my grip.
1224
01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:23,794
You mean, the vermin who-who...
Who-Who what?
1225
01:25:23,861 --> 01:25:26,091
That's right.
You said he didn't.
Then who is McGlue?
1226
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:29,327
There is no McGlue.
Well, thank heavens
for something. That name!
1227
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:34,030
- Then it's theJeffers Airport.
- Are you still talking about that airport?
You really take it on the chin, don't you?
1228
01:25:34,105 --> 01:25:36,596
Why not? If an idea
has merit, it has merit.
1229
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:38,972
Sentiment and business
don't belong in the same bed.
1230
01:25:39,043 --> 01:25:43,480
After all, Grandfather loathed oil...
it made his eyes water... but that didn't
stop him from making millions out of it.
1231
01:25:43,548 --> 01:25:45,675
You still want to go through
with the airport?
1232
01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:48,184
Why not? On a purely
business basis, of course.
1233
01:25:48,252 --> 01:25:51,221
Right now I don't like you,
although I may get over it later.
1234
01:25:51,289 --> 01:25:53,780
Right now I need something
to occupy my mind.
1235
01:25:53,858 --> 01:25:56,725
The airport is something,
if not exactly what I'd hoped for.
1236
01:25:56,794 --> 01:26:00,457
I'll be very lonely
without you, Gerry.
Oh, Captain, and thou.
1237
01:26:00,531 --> 01:26:03,022
I don't suppose you have a sister.
1238
01:26:03,101 --> 01:26:06,036
Only a twin sister.
A twin sister!
1239
01:26:06,104 --> 01:26:09,665
Oh, didn't you know about that?
That's how we were married
in the beginning, both being twins.
1240
01:26:09,741 --> 01:26:13,074
That's another plot entirely.
Both twins!
1241
01:26:13,144 --> 01:26:15,078
Are you a twin?
Yes.
1242
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Well, what's he doing?
Well, what's she doing?
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01:26:17,148 --> 01:26:19,639
Well, nothing. You see...
Well, nothing. You see...
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