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How did you know...

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that was the blue one?

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- I do not know, master.
- You do not know?

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No.

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I humbly apologize
for my ignorance, master.

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I will do anything
to prove my worthiness.

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You have been
to the movies again, I see.

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Full of disciples falling
to their knees...

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at the slightest hint
of their master's displeasure.

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Leroy, this is not a punishment.

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It is a celebration.

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You have touched the final level.

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You knew without knowing.

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We have finished our journey together.

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But, master...

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the final level.

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The glow. You always said that...

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That when you reached the final level...

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you would know it by the appearance
of a sublime glow...

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all over your body. Come, Leroy.

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Get up.

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What you seek
is not written on the floor.

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The final level is a return
to the beginning.

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This is the Last Dragon.

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A cycle is complete...

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and now there is
a new emptiness to be filled...

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a new journey which you must make alone.

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- I am confused.
- Good.

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Good. Confusion is a part of life,
as are vengeance, fear and love.

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All facets must be embraced...

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for then and only then...

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will you break through
the wall of mystery to the glow.

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Master, perhaps with more time to train.

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- Master, I need more time.
- I am no longer your master.

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Leroy...

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if it is a master...

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you must have...

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there is an old sage called Sum Dum Goy.

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He is said to be the wisest man
in the universe. Go, find him.

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He is here in New York.

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Take this. It was Bruce Lee's.

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When you find the master
who will take you to the final level...

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give it to him.

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Go now, my son, on your journey.

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Go.

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Go.

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<i>Mr. Lee?</i>

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<i>Are you ready?</i>

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<i>Bolo.</i>

51
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Joints and bags! Joints and bags!

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Put his butt on the chuck wagon
and send his ass to the dogs.

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In his butt.

54
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- Shuffle on him, Bruce!
- Sting him!

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For real though.

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That's that, man,
and there ain't no coming back.

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<i>Oharra's treachery has disgraced
the house.</i>

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- Hey, is this part of the show?
- What is this?

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Oh, patty-cake shit.

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- Am I the meanest?
- Sho'nuff!

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- Am I the prettiest?
- Sho'nuff!

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Am I the baddest mofo
lowdown around this town?

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- Sho'nuff!
- Well, who am I?

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Sho'nuff!

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- Who am I?
- Sho'nuff!

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I can't hear you.

67
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Sho'nuff!

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The shogun of Harlem.

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Crunch, seats.

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This is Sho's row. Move it.

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I said, beat it!

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I know who can beat you!

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Who said that?
Beast, find who said that!

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I got him, Sho. I got him.

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I got him, Sho. I got him.

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Here you go, Sho.
Here's the roach who said it.

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Who's badder than the shogun?

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Bruce Leroy, that's who!

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Bruce Leroy?

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Bruce Leroy?

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That's the only guy that stands
between Sho and total supremacy.

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Well, well, well.

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If it ain't the serious...

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and saucy Leroy Green.

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I've been waiting
a long time for this, Leroy.

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I am sick of hearing
these bullshit superman stories...

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about the "wahsa,"
legendary Bruce Leroy...

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catching bullets with his teeth.

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Catches bullets with his teeth?

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Nigga, please.

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The secret awaits eyes
unclouded by ambition.

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What?

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Those who are bound by desire...

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see only that which can be held
in their hands.

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See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that...

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Yeah, yeah.

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...and skinny lizards like you
thinking they're the Last Dragon...

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that gives kung fu a bad name.

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Get up, Leroy.

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I got something real for your ass
in these hands.

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We gonna settle this once and for all
because I am back.

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The shogun is back on the scene
and the shogun is the master.

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Why don't you sit down and shut up?

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What? Why don't I sit down and what?!

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I said, "Why don't you sit down
and shut up?"

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Why don't anybody who wants me
to sit down and shut up...

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come down here and make me?

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Why don't any 50 of you who want me
to sit down and shut up...

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come down here just for the fun of it?

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Yeah, come on, fool.

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This fool's mine.

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Jack him up, baby!

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Don't hurt that face, baby!

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Yeah!

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Leroy! I'm going to...

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You'll never use this foot again!

117
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Jack him up!

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Leroy!

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I'm gonna get you, Leroy...

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because I am the shogun!

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And I will not rest
until everybody knows...

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shogun is the master!

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You wimp.

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Still hungry, are we?

125
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I've got a surprise dessert.

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<i>Live from Seventh Heaven</i>,
it's Laura's Video Hotpix...

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<i>brought to you by Coca-Cola.</i>

128
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<i>Coke is it.</i>

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Soon that's gonna be you, Angie...

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dancing around on that screen,
ain't that right?

131
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Hey, Angie, baby, soon that's gonna
be you up there, huh?

132
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Oh, yeah!

133
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That's my girl!

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My little dodo turd-brain's
gonna be a star.

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If you'd have put this energy
into getting me a title fight...

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maybe I'd have been
on my way to Vegas now.

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You lost, Rock, you lost.

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Every fight I got you.

139
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"The Great White Hopeless,"
they called you. Remember?

140
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What do you think
they're gonna call her?

141
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A goddess is what they're gonna
call her. A goddess.

142
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What she'll do to people
has never been done.

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- Make them run for cover?
- That's cute.

144
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And now,
for my video hot-pick of the week...

145
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And it is hot.

146
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I say we rock on with DeBarge.

147
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"Rhythm of the Night."

148
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I don't know what you're doing anyway.

149
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Give me five minutes, Eddie...

150
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and this chick will beg
to play this thing.

151
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You got no class.
I know how to handle these types.

152
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You gotta wine them, dine them,
let them order à la carte.

153
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After all, me and this lady,
we got a lot in common.

154
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She's the video-rock queen, but I,
Eddie Arkadian, am the video-game king.

155
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She's got the audience, I got the vision.
A match made in heaven.

156
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Jesus!

157
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I told you to get rid of that thing.

158
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You also told me, "Keep it.
It comes in handy." Remember?

159
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Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Damn, that thing gives me the creeps.

160
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Come on, we're just talking about
one dinner out of your life.

161
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Come on, at least have dinner with him.

162
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J.J., I would love to help you out...

163
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but my show is booked solid
for the next four weeks.

164
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So you're just gonna have to wait.

165
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- Honey...
- Please, we've got a show to do.

166
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Will you at least look at the videotape?

167
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- J.J., there is no point.
- Laura, there is a point.

168
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The point of the knife
which is at my neck.

169
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He'll slit my throat
if you don't do this. Come on!

170
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,611
What are you talking about, J.J.?

171
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- Who's gonna slit your throat?
- Sit down, we've got a show!

172
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,658
Laura, this guy plays rough.

173
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,660
Thirty seconds, Laura.

174
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,371
What guy? Okay. Tell me, J.J., who?

175
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- Eddie Arkadian.
- Who is Eddie Arkadian?

176
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Arkadian is a heavy dude
who wants to have this videotape...

177
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,504
played in the worst way. Come on, Laura.

178
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,675
Fifteen seconds, Laura. Come on.
Come on. Let's go! Let's go.

179
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,594
Give me a break.

180
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,679
Why don't you just call a cop, okay?

181
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,223
My life is not filled
with all that craziness.

182
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- Five seconds! Four. Three.
- Tell whatever his name is to forget it.

183
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- Arkadian. Laura!
- Two. One. You're on!

184
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,326
Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Seventh Heaven.

185
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,079
I'm glad you made it.
I'm glad I made it.

186
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,456
Today my special guests,
the tastemakers...

187
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,918
from the now generation,
with my Cloud Crowd.

188
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,089
Yo, J.J., my main man! What's happening?

189
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,885
What?

190
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,012
<i>That's Saturday at 5:00...</i>

191
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,640
Nobody turns down
an Eddie Arkadian invitation.

192
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,350
Nobody.

193
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,811
So come and join us
because the winner...

194
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,481
will get a Seventh Heavenly evening
out on the town with me.

195
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,817
What do you think about that?

196
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,862
How about a kiss?!

197
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,196
Who said that?

198
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,365
- I said it!
- No, I said it!

199
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,075
A kiss?

200
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,411
Well, you never know.

201
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,997
But here's one for now.

202
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,459
Got it!

203
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,618
Yeah.

204
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,253
That's my babe.

205
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,131
- What you talking about?
- That's my woman up there.

206
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,300
She don't know it yet, but she's mine.

207
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,096
Yeah.

208
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,350
Yeah.

209
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,154
Oh, here she comes.

210
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,324
- Laura! Oh, Laura, sign here!
- I love you, Laura!

211
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,579
- Please!
- We love you! We love you, Laura!

212
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,418
We love you!

213
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,167
- How you doing tonight, Sal?
- You just sit back and relax.

214
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,294
Sal got sick.

215
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,630
- Hey, what are you doing?
- The right thing, Miss Charles...

216
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,800
which is what you're gonna do
if you got half a brain.

217
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,224
- Help! Help! Somebody help me!
- Put her in the car!

218
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,393
Come on, get her in here.

219
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,521
- Help me, somebody!
- Get in the car, bitch!

220
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,274
You...

221
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,359
I would not do that if I were you.

222
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,905
You little punk.

223
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,835
Hey, what are you, crazy?
Huh, tough guy? Come on!

224
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,633
Your mother. All right?

225
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,301
Come on, tough guy.

226
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,223
Come on! Come here!

227
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,517
Stay there for me. Stay there.

228
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,185
Stay there.

229
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,612
Help!

230
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,884
- Are you all right, miss?
- Yeah.

231
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,553
Yeah.

232
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:35,014
I don't know. I guess so.

233
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,478
What about you? Are you okay?

234
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,772
They did not harm me.

235
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,994
Your things.

236
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,213
That's okay. I can get them.

237
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,551
It seems that everything is safe now.

238
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,261
Yeah.

239
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,812
You sure you're all right?

240
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:26,900
Yeah, really.
Just a little shaken up, I think.

241
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,402
God, what was that all about?

242
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,238
I don't believe it.

243
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,449
You were really something, boy.

244
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,035
I just don't know how to thank you.

245
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,298
- Did you see where that guy went?
- Yeah, he's right...

246
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,218
I don't know. What?
You getting in or what?

247
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,109
Come on, honey, let's go.

248
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,247
Where is that deejay lady anyway?

249
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,332
I mean, what's the big deal?

250
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,125
Can't she just meet us there?

251
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,212
Angela, sweetheart, shut up.

252
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,798
But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I wanna go!

253
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,133
I said, shut up!

254
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,678
Oh, jeez. Don't cry.

255
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,473
Listen, Laura what's-her-face
is gonna be here any second.

256
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:45,144
We don't want our star to look like
a little pig peed in her eyes now, do we?

257
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,438
Then knock it off.

258
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,941
Don't bug me! Fix your face!

259
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,859
Shut up!

260
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:58,074
As soon as the chick gets here,
we leave, okay? Okay.

261
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,306
- Now, boss...
- Boss.

262
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,267
Boss, don't get mad
because it wasn't our fault.

263
00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:26,936
- There was nothing we could do.
- Her bodyguards.

264
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,105
There must have been 20 or 30 of them.

265
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,025
- These big... Yeah, black guys.
- Black guys!

266
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,486
- Yeah, with chains.
- Chains, clubs, they had everything.

267
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,864
They had pipes, bats,
they had everything!

268
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,657
All right, all right!

269
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,077
So the broad wants to play tough, huh?

270
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,913
All right.

271
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,542
Two of us can play that game.

272
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,837
Hey, Rock! Come here.

273
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,470
Got a little job for you.

274
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,847
The tank?

275
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,225
Bring her back in one piece, will you?

276
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,769
<i>Chinese GoJu is my secret.</i>

277
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:08,978
I bear no arms.

278
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,564
Chinese GoJu is my secret.
I bear no arms.

279
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,108
May God help me
if I ever have to use my art.

280
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,903
May God help me
if I ever have to use my art.

281
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,113
Conscience is our guide.

282
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:22,033
Peace is our shelter.

283
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,994
Beauty and perfection is our life.

284
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,705
See the courtesy.

285
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,001
Break.

286
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,973
Johnny, what are you doing?

287
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,311
Well, you see, Leroy, you know
how you're always teaching us...

288
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,523
to master the art of fighting
without fighting?

289
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,233
Well, I did you one better.

290
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,861
I mastered the art of fighting
without knowing how to fight.

291
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,822
You see, people...

292
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,199
People are afraid of Oriental dudes.

293
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,327
Give them a little move,
a little scream...

294
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,413
and lots of attitude.

295
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,289
Check this out.

296
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,096
Johnny...

297
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,433
to seek safety, one must go
to the heart of danger.

298
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,730
Yeah.

299
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,941
Yeah.

300
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:48,619
The sign outside says this here school
is for instructions in the martial arts.

301
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,747
So we thought we might get some lessons.

302
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,332
Yeah, where do we sign up?

303
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,710
- How many yen?
- I'd like to learn kung fu.

304
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,463
- Come on, hot stuff.
- Come on, Leroy.

305
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,340
Teach me something.

306
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,342
I do not wish to fight you.

307
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,763
Well, who do you "wish" to fight, then?

308
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,100
One of them? Or one of the ladies maybe?

309
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,978
Yeah, since you're too much
of a sissy to fight me...

310
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,522
maybe they're more your speed.

311
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,940
Get him, girls.

312
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,444
Maybe you can get a rise
out of this limp wimp.

313
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,325
- You wanna wrestle?
- Hey, little girl.

314
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,869
All you've got is this bod,
and that's it.

315
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:33,498
I would love to peel this banana.

316
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,584
Come on, handsome, show us your stuff!

317
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:40,213
How about a little kiss on my fist?

318
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,508
He's too much of a gentleman
to hit a lady.

319
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,512
Who looks scared to me!

320
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,349
Yeah! Come on, Leroy!

321
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,651
- Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker!
- Yeah.

322
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,654
Bow down to your master!

323
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,491
Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse.

324
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,204
- So sorry. Excuse me.
- Bow!

325
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,747
Bow!

326
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,374
Kiss Daddy's shoes.

327
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,417
- Bow!
- Kiss Daddy's shoes.

328
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,503
- Bow!
- So sorry.

329
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,588
- Bow!
- I'm sorry.

330
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,257
Bow!

331
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,591
Bow!

332
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,887
Enough!

333
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,430
You wanna fight?

334
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:36,185
You fight me, you big, ugly,
smelly-breathed sucker!

335
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:42,275
How about you, string bean,
Rick-James-looking fool?

336
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,443
Beast, kill him!

337
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,950
- Get him, Beast!
- That boy's in trouble now.

338
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,917
Bow down or I'm gonna snap
this clown in two!

339
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,421
Yeah, that's right, fool.

340
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,257
Kiss them.

341
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,011
Down.

342
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,980
Beast, let him go.

343
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:26,360
You may not wish
to fight me now, sucker.

344
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,487
But you will. I'm gonna see to that.

345
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,992
Sayonara.

346
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,037
- Who's the master?!
- Sho'nuff!

347
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,414
- Who's the master?!
- Sho'nuff!

348
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,124
- Who's the master?!
- Sho'nuff!

349
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,627
- The shogun of Harlem!
- Yeah!

350
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,296
Yeah!

351
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:52,094
Sometimes it is hard
to live the way of the wise.

352
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,600
Hey, Reloy!

353
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,270
Your papa-san,
he wants you in the kitchen, man!

354
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,696
Green Sanitarium, warden speaking...

355
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,158
and our inmates are off
to a promising start this morning.

356
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,036
Who's calling? Yo, Roy.

357
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,329
I can't come now.

358
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,957
I'm held captive till the coolie kid
comes down from the roof.

359
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,711
He's becoming one
with his brain again. Yeah.

360
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,090
All right, I'll catch you later
at the rehearsal. All right.

361
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,929
Hey, let me get this straight.

362
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:38,015
The prize in this contest
you hope to win is a date?

363
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,684
"Am" gonna win.

364
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,520
And it ain't no thing
and the prize ain't no date.

365
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:46,357
- A night with Laura Charles is an event.
- Oh, excuse me.

366
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:50,194
Mama-san, Papa-san...

367
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,071
Richie-san...

368
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,907
Lotus Blossom-san.

369
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,286
Isn't that nice, Sophia?

370
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,288
Pretty chopsticks, Natasha.

371
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,875
Thank you.

372
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,421
I wish you all would decide on one name
for this poor child.

373
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,674
- No wonder she's so confused.
- Bless this food.

374
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:15,010
It is to build thy body temple.
Spiritualize it.

375
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,138
Telling you, Pop, the boy is off it.

376
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,932
Stupid old clothes,
won't mess with no babes.

377
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,394
- People talk, you know.
- Richard, leave your brother alone.

378
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,521
I can't help it if he's weird.

379
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,398
You're weird, man, really weird.

380
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:31,360
Richie, when I first started my business,
people said I was weird.

381
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,362
A black man with a pizza shop.

382
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,324
Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town
that doesn't know my slogan:

383
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,745
"Just direct-a your feets-a
to Daddy Green's..."

384
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,913
- "Pizza."
- <i>Hi, I'm Laura.</i>

385
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,124
Watch yourself, son.

386
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,544
<i>My personal choices
for Video Hotpix of the week...</i>

387
00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:51,881
That's my babe, Pop!
That's my date for tonight.

388
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,841
<i>Because it's alive...</i>

389
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,218
<i>and very, very exciting.</i>

390
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,846
- That is her.
- You telling me?

391
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,766
You better believe that's her.
That's Laura Charles.

392
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,269
<i>So you remember now,
every weekday night at 8:00.</i>

393
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,021
Laura Charles.

394
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,982
- I would like to see her.
- Well, who wouldn't, fool?

395
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,525
"I would like to see her."

396
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:15,154
No way the queen is gonna be looking
at no walking fortune cookie.

397
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:17,406
"I would like to see her."

398
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,951
- Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal.
- You know where she is?

399
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,788
- I know where she's gonna be.
- Take me to see her.

400
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,624
I ain't taking you nowhere.
You might embarrass me.

401
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,667
You're too weird.

402
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,175
You do not understand.
She may have something I need.

403
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,385
I knew it would happen sooner or later.

404
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,263
You stood on your head so long,
you broke it.

405
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,224
Look, let me break it down to you.

406
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,019
You seem to be wanting to broaden...
Get it? ...your horizons.

407
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:51,190
You let a lot of good years roll by
without even testing the old equipment.

408
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:55,861
Now, even you being a disgrace and all,
I'd be less than a man if I didn't warn you...

409
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:59,865
there's an art to making love
and you don't even have a paintbrush.

410
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:03,994
You gotta know the moves, baby.
You know, the moves.

411
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,372
<i>Richie...</i>

412
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,541
I am not concerned with moves.

413
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,126
My concern is something else.

414
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:13,254
Else? What else is there?

415
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,215
Please, I must see her.

416
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,260
I don't see why I'm getting so upset.

417
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:24,515
Go on, go after a goddess if you want to,
but let me tell you something.

418
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,018
The worst thing that can happen to you
is that she says yes.

419
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,856
Ain't no woman like that gonna hold still
while you figure it out.

420
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,525
Not only do you not know
when to do something...

421
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:37,653
you wouldn't know
where to put it if you did.

422
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,573
And, Leroy...

423
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,035
it can really hurt if you don't know
what you're doing.

424
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,289
Richie, I must go to this dance contest.

425
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:51,667
I ain't taking you nowhere,
and that's final.

426
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,713
Please.

427
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,716
Kiss my hand.

428
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,093
Richie, please.

429
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,887
Maybe I'll take you...

430
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,308
if you carry me all the way
on your back and rap.

431
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,767
- Rap? Me?
- Yeah.

432
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,936
What it smell like? I think I have it.

433
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:15,608
What it is? What it...
What it look like? Do it.

434
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,775
Yeah, baby.

435
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:21,447
Do it, do it. What... What it be like?
What it...

436
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,490
Okay. That's it, that's it.

437
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,451
That is it, stop.

438
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,161
Stop right here.

439
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:29,288
It is pit... It's just pitiful.

440
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,957
- Give me one more chance!
- No. It is pitiful.

441
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,542
Put me down.

442
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,253
Put me down.

443
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,339
It's pitiful.

444
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,308
Richie, where are you going?
Are you not gonna buy tickets?

445
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,609
Of course I'm gonna buy tickets!

446
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:03,739
I never buy tickets,
you shrimp-fried-rice head, you.

447
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:06,784
Man, if anyone asks you,
you ain't my brother, okay?

448
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,327
What?

449
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,705
You ain't my brother, that's all.
Now, come on!

450
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,422
Come on, move it!

451
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:35,854
See, man, messing around with you,
now my boys don't even know I'm here.

452
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,691
You're not trying to enter
without paying, are you?

453
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,777
Chill out, chopsticks.
Let me handle this.

454
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,113
There must be another door.

455
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:48,409
I'll be back.
Just stay right here and don't move.

456
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:53,497
- And if anyone asks, remember...
- I know, I ain't your brother.

457
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,350
Why wasn't this sound check done sooner?

458
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,687
I don't know. I only do what I'm told.
We try for perfection!

459
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:18,981
Help!

460
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,401
Let me go!

461
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,902
- Help!
- Let's go, Tony!

462
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,366
Help!

463
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,826
Help!

464
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,448
<i>And to think how I found them
in your suitcase.</i>

465
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,748
Don't you love it?

466
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,668
Doll, did I do you a favor
or did I do you a favor?

467
00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:04,670
So you're gonna play my video, huh?

468
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,673
No.

469
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,552
Maybe you didn't hear it right.

470
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,055
So I'm gonna ask you one more time.

471
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,684
Are you gonna put my video
on your show or aren't you?

472
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:23,063
I'm gonna tell you one more time.
The answer is no.

473
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,316
It's not that I don't like it.

474
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,944
- It's just that it's not the right...
- Right!

475
00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:32,197
Right time of the night to look at it.

476
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,867
That's what she was gonna say,
wasn't it, honey?

477
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,619
Oh, Eddie, she's just tired.

478
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,955
Tired, huh?

479
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:43,083
She's gonna be dead tired,
she's not careful.

480
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,044
Okay, I tried to be
a gentleman about this!

481
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,463
I was gonna take you out
to a fancy restaurant.

482
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,382
Let you order à la carte, huh?

483
00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:53,051
All I wanted was my video
on your show...

484
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,428
and now you say no.

485
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,057
Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

486
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,976
Rock, let's go.

487
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,979
Eddie, you're not gonna do
what I think you are?

488
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,856
Who's gonna stop me?

489
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,193
Who's this? We didn't order out.

490
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,487
Get him the hell out of here!
Get him out of here now!

491
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:21,246
Who the hell is this guy? Get in there!
Break his face, will you?

492
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,921
What are you guys waiting for?
Get going!

493
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,672
Are you on vacation? Move it!

494
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,257
Get in there!

495
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,811
Get going!

496
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,326
- Oh, I'm sorry, Miss...
- Angela.

497
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,286
Angela Viracco.

498
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:05,499
Bums.

499
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:11,672
I do not think
Miss Charles enjoys your company.

500
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,841
It would be best
that you leave her alone.

501
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,762
I don't know who you are, pal,
but you're in a lot of trouble!

502
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,060
Hothead needs cool water.

503
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,105
No, no, no!

504
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,065
- No. No, not the tank!
- No!

505
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,316
No!

506
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,572
No!

507
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,534
Eddie.

508
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,704
Come, you will be safe now.

509
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,709
- Eddie, are you all right?
- Get away from me, you dumb broad!

510
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,795
But, Eddie, you're all wet!

511
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,797
Oh, honey.

512
00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,388
Look at this, it's all wet.
You're all wet.

513
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,682
Rock, get this damn thing out of here.

514
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,727
That son of a bitch is history.

515
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,067
Oh, God, I can't believe this!

516
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,570
This is enough to drive you crazy.

517
00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,072
You do this kind of thing every day?

518
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,366
You are too much.

519
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,827
Who are you?

520
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,872
I am Leroy. Leroy Green.

521
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,584
- It's nice to meet you, Leroy.
- Oh, it's nice to meet you.

522
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,921
I need a drink.
Why don't you come inside?

523
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,011
Miss Charles, there is something
you may be able to help me with.

524
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,721
You can call me Laura.

525
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,432
Laura, the other night
I lost a medallion and...

526
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,726
That thing that looks like
a belt buckle?

527
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,144
Belt buckle?

528
00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:52,314
- Is it gold?
- You have it?!

529
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:56,109
Yeah, I got it. Why don't you sit down?
I'll go get it for you.

530
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,990
That is wonderful.

531
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:06,703
Just promise me that you won't vanish
as soon as I give it back to you.

532
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,659
This is so you'll never lose it again.

533
00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,702
I am deeply in your debt.

534
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,168
It is very valuable to me.

535
00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:00,757
I know what it's like
to lose precious things...

536
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,678
and then, of course, to find them again.

537
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,889
You thirsty?

538
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:18,191
From the clock's chime
to the cock's crow is but an instant.

539
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,403
I must go.

540
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:24,239
Oh, excuse me.

541
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,576
I'm sorry.

542
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,874
"Cock's crow"?

543
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:48,782
All right!

544
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:54,287
- What you looking for?
- For the master.

545
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,331
Ain't no masters here, dude.

546
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,917
Ain't no slaves either.

547
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,672
Is this not his fortune-cookie factory?

548
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,342
The master, he doing his wisdom thing.

549
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,095
I seek only wisdom of the master.

550
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:13,139
You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie.

551
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,308
- Take a hike, cool breeze.
- Yeah, baby.

552
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,310
Please, I must see the master.

553
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,938
- It is very important to me.
- Look here, chump.

554
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:23,900
The master don't see nobody,
especially no jive coolies.

555
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:27,070
He don't see no one
who don't know how to get down, baby!

556
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:30,115
- You dig, bro? You too square, man.
- Square, dude.

557
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:33,451
Let me say it
so he can understand it, Jim.

558
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,290
You go now. Chop-chop.

559
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,084
"Haulee" ass out of this place.

560
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,254
- Am I saying it right, my man?
- That's good. That's good.

561
00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,007
Like, <i>hasta la pasta</i>, you know?

562
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,675
Ciao, baby.

563
00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,261
- Auf Wiedersehen, baby.
- Sayonara.

564
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,097
- Catch you on the flip-flop.
- Sayonara.

565
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,684
<i>I was told...</i>

566
00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,270
I could find Leroy Green here!

567
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,985
I'm Leroy Green. Who are you?

568
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:11,072
Who am I?

569
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,450
Sho'nuff!

570
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:19,247
I am the shogun of Harlem...

571
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:22,042
and the Leroy Green I'm looking for...

572
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,503
is a little punk that thinks
he's a kung fu master.

573
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:31,676
- You mean Junior?
- Yeah.

574
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:36,056
- "Junior." Where is he?
- "Junior"!

575
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:41,269
Don't know.
Not sure I'd tell you if I did.

576
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:44,564
- Not sure you'd tell me if you did?!
- Wait a minute!

577
00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:47,859
- Leave him alone!
- Please, Mama, hold it! Wait a minute!

578
00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,694
Hold it. I'll take care of it.

579
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,822
Well, how about I leave him
a little message, then?!

580
00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:57,327
Tell him when I found out
he wasn't here...

581
00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,455
I was all broken up.

582
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,917
Oh, my God, my table!
What are you doing?

583
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:09,297
Crunch, Beast, Cyclone!

584
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,965
- Do it!
- With pleasure.

585
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,551
- No!
- Hold it, please, fellas! No, not that.

586
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,054
- Please, don't do that!
- You stop it!

587
00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,306
Mama... The walls... My shop!

588
00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,058
Oh, God.

589
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,565
Don't break the table!

590
00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,442
Go, go!

591
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,073
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Take it easy, honey.

592
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,242
What, are you crazy? He's the Beast.

593
00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:39,994
- She only hit you with dough!
- You gonna die!

594
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,914
All right, enough is enough!
Y'all better chill out.

595
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:46,376
- Richie, you stay out of this!
- You better chill out, man!

596
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,045
I said, chill out!

597
00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,590
All right, take it easy!

598
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,884
Please, take it easy.

599
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,396
Tell...

600
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,651
Who plays this garbage?

601
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,446
Shut up, bitch!

602
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,615
That's not even mine! I don't own that!

603
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,752
Tell that chicken-hearted
son of yours...

604
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,421
to name the place.

605
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,007
Because now he's got to fight me.

606
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,765
Yeah.

607
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,742
Can I kick?

608
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:17,091
- Come on. I got you.
- Oh, my God. Look at him.

609
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,676
- Oh, my God.
- Sit down.

610
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,261
You all right, Rich?

611
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:23,348
You all right now?
Look at this. What the...?

612
00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,317
What happened?

613
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:38,154
Sho'nuff happened, that's what.
And it's all because of you!

614
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,365
Everyone knows you're scared of him.

615
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,992
Kissed his shoes and everything.

616
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,454
What good is that kung fu jive
if you can't even use it?

617
00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,248
Coward.

618
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,627
Why don't you go someplace
and meditate on that?

619
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,737
<i>Coward.</i>

620
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,617
<i>Coward.</i>

621
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,705
<i>Coward.</i>

622
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,879
Chinese GoJu is my secret!

623
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,382
May God help me
if I ever have to use my art!

624
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,175
Love is our law!

625
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,511
Truth is our worship!

626
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,555
Form is our manifestation!

627
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,391
Conscience is our guide!

628
00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:52,020
Peace is our shelter.

629
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:58,192
Peace is my shelter.

630
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,363
Peace is my shelter.

631
00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:06,409
Have to use...

632
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,212
Hello?

633
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,882
Hey.

634
00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:25,303
I don't mean to bother you, but...

635
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:29,349
maybe I should just come back
another time, huh?

636
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:34,270
Listen, if this is a bad time,
you know, I can just...

637
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:41,110
Do you know, the strangest things
keep happening to me.

638
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:46,157
I mean, I seem to be attracting
the craziest people.

639
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,619
So I thought that maybe
it would be a great idea...

640
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,038
if I got myself a bodyguard...

641
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,873
you know?

642
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:58,044
Like, someone to guard my body.

643
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:03,091
Anyway, you seem to be
the best qualified. I mean...

644
00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:08,429
a girl could do worse than to have
her own real, live kung-fu master.

645
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,015
I am no master.

646
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,230
You sure look like a master to me.

647
00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,278
How about it?

648
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,197
How about what?

649
00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:28,533
Bodyguard.

650
00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:30,868
- Hello?
- Bodyguard?

651
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:33,329
Yeah, I want you to be my bodyguard.

652
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,290
- Have you heard anything?
- There is much I must do.

653
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,459
I am sorry. I cannot.

654
00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:40,795
Leroy! Leroy!

655
00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,173
Yo. Excuse me.

656
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,260
- That's okay.
- Say...

657
00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,387
you're Laura Charles.

658
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,598
Forget it. I will go. Don't...

659
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,726
- That's okay.
- I won't bother you.

660
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:58,021
- It's okay, I was just leaving.
- Leaving?

661
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,107
Please, just give it some thought, okay?

662
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,445
Laura Charles. Laura Charles.

663
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,364
Just let me know
if you change your mind.

664
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,159
I said, I cannot help you.

665
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:14,412
He can't help you?
Of course he can help you.

666
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:18,249
Look at that, he's just... That's hot.
He's sick. The boy's...

667
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,461
All that yoga. Hi, my name is Johnny Yu.

668
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:26,132
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you.

669
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,431
She said it was nice to meet me.

670
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,184
Laura Charles said
it was nice to meet me!

671
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,853
She said it was nice!

672
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:40,480
She...

673
00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,107
Yeah.

674
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:49,030
- This is your résumé?
- I like the cropping on that picture.

675
00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,949
You did the incinerator murder?

676
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:56,329
Yeah. Yeah, I trashed the little lady.

677
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,839
Double?

678
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,095
Why should you get double...

679
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,722
what everybody else is getting, huh?

680
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,770
Beautiful! Beautiful!

681
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,897
Save it! Save it.

682
00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:26,818
Give that man anything he wants.
Give him a bone.

683
00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,196
Make sure you take out for the table.

684
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,016
All right, that's enough.

685
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:01,102
- Looks terrific, sweetheart.
- Yeah?

686
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:04,689
Just needs a couple more steps.
And you girls looked great too.

687
00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:07,859
Why don't you take a break
and get out of those clothes?

688
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,610
Here are some quarters.

689
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,946
- Go have a good time. Come on.
- Yeah.

690
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:13,698
- Go, go, go.
- Bye, girls!

691
00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,033
- Bye, baby.
- Ciao, Angie, baby.

692
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:21,414
You know, to tell you the truth, Eddie,
I'm really getting tired of all this.

693
00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:26,377
I mean, that deejay lady,
she's never gonna play our stuff anyway.

694
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,795
She'll see the light...

695
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,882
as soon as I get
that Leroy character out of the way.

696
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:35,219
What do you mean, "out of the way"?

697
00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:39,348
Sweetheart, you should see
the talent I got lined up out there.

698
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:43,477
If this deejay broad don't wise up,
she's gonna be dessert.

699
00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,813
And it's all for you, sweetheart.

700
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,274
All to make you a star.

701
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,985
Now what do you think
of your lover boy, huh?

702
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,154
All for me?

703
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:55,114
All for you, sweetheart.

704
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:59,827
Well, I mean,
if it's really all for me...

705
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,624
Oh, I don't want you to kill anybody.

706
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:07,043
Are you out of your mind?!

707
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:10,254
Nobody does what he did to me
and lives! Nobody!

708
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,888
You know what I've been thinking, Eddie?

709
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,683
I think that maybe you're trying
to use me to get what you want.

710
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,396
I mean, just like you tried to use Rock.

711
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:31,359
Yeah, you were gonna make him
this big heavyweight champion.

712
00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:34,654
Sure. Sure, until he lost a fight.

713
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,990
All this glamour and stardom...

714
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,701
it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie?

715
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,750
You know, Angie...

716
00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:52,546
a lot of girls out there would like
to trade places with you.

717
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:58,427
Now, if you're unhappy with all of this,
why don't you just walk out?

718
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:03,599
Go have a nice, normal, boring life.

719
01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:09,313
To tell you the truth,
it couldn't be any more boring...

720
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,607
than hanging around here...

721
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,110
while you guys go play cops and robbers.

722
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:16,404
Where you gonna go, Angie?

723
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,989
Without me, you're nothing!

724
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:21,784
Without that outfit, you're just
another no-talent, school dropout...

725
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,037
from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits!

726
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,544
And in the end, Eddie, you know what?

727
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,673
You're nothing but a misguided,
midget asshole...

728
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,509
with dreams of ruling the world!

729
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:43,472
Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.

730
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,979
And also getting by on my tits.

731
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,818
Where do you think you're going?!

732
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,279
To elocution class!

733
01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,115
What for?

734
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,340
- Kill him!
- Yeah!

735
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,014
Get that son of a...

736
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,643
- Yeah!
- Did you see that?!

737
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,355
Sho'nuff is the master!

738
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,648
Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff!

739
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,817
- Number one!
- Can I pick them or what?

740
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,985
Shut up!

741
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,863
- Am I the meanest?!
- Sho'nuff!

742
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,657
- Am I the prettiest?
- Sho'nuff!

743
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,370
Am I the baddest mofo
lowdown around this town?

744
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,662
Sho'nuff!

745
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,456
I can't hear you!

746
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,208
Sho'nuff!

747
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:53,876
Yeah.

748
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,965
<i>Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff!</i>

749
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,929
Keep your money.

750
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,808
You just get that sucker
to the designated place...

751
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,643
at the designated time...

752
01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:14,522
and I will gladly designate his ass...

753
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,024
for dismemberment.

754
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,985
Yeah. Hey. Well, whatever.

755
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,946
Anyway you wanna do it.

756
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:24,990
It'll certainly be my pleasure,
Mr. Nuff.

757
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,747
Put it away. Come on.

758
01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,638
- Looking for me?
- Yes.

759
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,348
I mean...

760
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,685
I thought I wasn't exactly
on your favorite persons' list.

761
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:56,021
That is why I came by,
to apologize for the way I spoke.

762
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,524
I did not mean it towards you.

763
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,067
Great.

764
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,319
Then you'll be my bodyguard?

765
01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:05,656
I'd love to, but I must complete
a mission first.

766
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:08,033
A mission?

767
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:09,493
You see...

768
01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:13,247
I am in search of the final level
where the spirit takes over...

769
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,834
from the mind and guides
the body without thought.

770
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:20,588
Okay. Listen, you stay right here, okay?

771
01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,965
Don't move.
I'll be back in five minutes.

772
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,718
Don't disappear, okay?
I'll be right back.

773
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:27,553
<i>A great fighter, for instance...</i>

774
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,681
might get just his hands
to fill with such power...

775
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,727
that they would get the glow,
which could be deadly in evil hands.

776
01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:37,521
Yet, if these hands belonged
to a master...

777
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,064
Like Bruce Lee.

778
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:40,483
Yes, exactly!

779
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:44,820
...someone who has reached the final level
and could make his whole body glow...

780
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:49,116
the beauty he would be able
to create would be without bounds.

781
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:53,829
Imagine the wonder someone like this
can bring to the world.

782
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,041
That's a beautiful dream, Leroy.

783
01:03:57,209 --> 01:04:01,003
Now, I know you're gonna love
what I've got to show you at the studio.

784
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,465
What's wrong?

785
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,760
Calling Leroy.

786
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,597
I am sorry, but it's just...

787
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,642
What? Tell me. Come on.

788
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,853
You see, I have this friend.

789
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,189
- Yeah?
- And he is very shy.

790
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,483
And he came to me for advice.

791
01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:25,277
And I, well...

792
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,741
It is something I thought
you can help me with... Him with.

793
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:35,496
Okay, I'll try.
Tell me about it. What is it?

794
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,207
Moves.

795
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,793
Moves?

796
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,213
You see...

797
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:47,508
my friend, he has never been...

798
01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:49,426
- He likes this girl.
- Yeah?

799
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,012
But he has never been
with a woman before.

800
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,932
He does not even have a paintbrush.

801
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,267
Paintbrush?

802
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,227
He cannot even draw.

803
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,397
- Draw? What are you talking about?
- You know.

804
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,732
The art of making love.

805
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,236
- Moves.
- Oh, of course.

806
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:10,573
- I'd love to show you some moves.
- No, no, no.

807
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:13,117
It's not for me.
I said, it is for my friend.

808
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,202
He is the one.

809
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,289
Okay, anything you say.

810
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,716
Is it not kind of hot in here,
Miss Charles?

811
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:33,137
I'm telling you, I don't need a contest
to win this date because I got juice.

812
01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:34,763
Why don't you just give up?

813
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,601
Your delusions of grandeur about love
with her is just a wet dream.

814
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,603
Don't be no fool, Jack.

815
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:43,606
Baron Von Rick's got
a more direct route to the target.

816
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,941
Watch out the target
don't shoot you down.

817
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,236
- Why not write her a letter?
- Or make an obscene phone call?

818
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,739
Because that's as close
as you're gonna get.

819
01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,824
You two play a game if you want to.

820
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,244
I'm gonna sit right here
and wait for her to show up.

821
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,538
And the rap I'm gonna lay on her...

822
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:02,333
is gonna make Romeo seem tongue-tied.

823
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,754
Make her melt like hot butter
all over my body!

824
01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:07,921
Go, Rick.

825
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,258
Ain't nothing gonna stand
between me and my destiny...

826
01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,261
with the sweet lips of Lady Laura.

827
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,681
This place is great.

828
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,922
<i>Fists of Fury!</i>

829
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,149
That's it, man. Enough is enough.

830
01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,526
- I'm gonna go.
- Wait a minute! Wait!

831
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,445
Something's going on in here.

832
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,363
You think it's her?

833
01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:59,533
There's only one way to find out.
Come on!

834
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,452
What? Where are we going?

835
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,916
Shit!

836
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,003
- Hey. Wait up, man! Wait up!
- Forget it, man.

837
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,076
This is great!

838
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,927
I ought to slap that sucker with a suit
for alienation of affections!

839
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,805
If it wasn't for me,
he wouldn't know where she was!

840
01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,641
- Chocolate-covered yellow peril!
- Chill out, man!

841
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,853
Wait for me, will you?
Come on, man, wait for me!

842
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,939
That sucker better start sleeping
with one eye open.

843
01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:58,318
There's gonna be a serious case
of chop-socky justice coming his way.

844
01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:00,404
Maybe you just don't understand him.

845
01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:03,240
If she likes him,
he must be doing something right.

846
01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,784
Leroy wouldn't even know
what to do with that.

847
01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,078
Looked like he was
doing all right to me.

848
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,215
What's that?

849
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,636
<i>Chinese Connection.</i>

850
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:29,057
He has disguised himself
in order to get...

851
01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,314
Get into the villains' lair!

852
01:10:39,027 --> 01:10:41,862
Why did I not think of that before?

853
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,615
I must go.

854
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,457
Thanks a lot, Bruce!

855
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:05,594
- Where are you going?
- Back to claim what's mine!

856
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,894
Leroy?

857
01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:16,688
Ran out on you, huh?

858
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,067
Don't cover up
for that Ping-Pong playing...

859
01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:22,653
chow mein for brains, kung fu head!

860
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,321
What are you doing up there?

861
01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,449
You come down here
before you hurt yourself!

862
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,078
Now. Now.

863
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,914
I don't understand what you see in him!

864
01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,168
Leroy?

865
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,967
We meet again, Miss Charles.

866
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:49,721
No!

867
01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:52,349
Let me go!

868
01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:56,520
Get your hands off my woman!

869
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,482
I said, get your hands off my woman!

870
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:04,111
Let me go, you big baboon!

871
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,366
All right!

872
01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:12,369
Little Joe, man! You pay up, bro!

873
01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:15,205
This is craps, man! You pay me!

874
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,709
Hey, man, you blind, man?
The book says "Little Joe"!

875
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,713
- You pay up, blood.
- You can't even read the book, blood.

876
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,343
Hey, my man.

877
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:31,471
What it look like? No.

878
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:34,808
Hey, my man, what it look like?

879
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,982
Hey, my man, what it look like?

880
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,530
Hey, my man.

881
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,699
- What it look like?
- What you want?

882
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,993
I am the soul brother like no other...

883
01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:55,620
to deliver this pizza with bean sprouts.

884
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:57,789
Pizza with bean sprouts?

885
01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:00,333
Yeah, we make anything, dig?

886
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:04,921
Just direct-a your feets-a
to Daddy Green's pizza.

887
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,426
Now, if you bloods would show me
where I can find the master...

888
01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:13,096
You sure the master ordered this pizza?

889
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,683
The man himself.

890
01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,936
You're going to release his beast
if it gets cold out here.

891
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,689
Buddy, I'm gonna rip your face off.

892
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:26,026
- No, no. Wait, wait, wait! It's okay.
- "Okay"?

893
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,738
You the same fool
that came dressed as a coolie?

894
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,657
No, no, no. We all just look alike.

895
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:35,202
My man. Brother.

896
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:36,369
"My man."

897
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,165
Yo, bro!

898
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:46,379
My man, the master, he split, you know?

899
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,590
- Split?
- Yeah, he's not here.

900
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,675
So why don't you chill out with us?

901
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:53,720
Smoke a little herb.
Sip a little wine, huh?

902
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,973
Oh, no, I had too much already.

903
01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,101
Soul brother!

904
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:00,936
- Soul brother!
- All right.

905
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:03,271
You know how to shoot craps?

906
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,273
- Craps?
- Craps!

907
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,400
Craps!

908
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,612
Oh, yeah, craps.

909
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,823
- All right!
- All right!

910
01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,241
Right on!

911
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,202
Mr. Leroy?

912
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:23,750
Mr. Leroy?

913
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,464
Are you in here?

914
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:38,014
Sorry, miss, I didn't mean
to scare you that bad.

915
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,058
Oh, that's all right.

916
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,602
Is Mr. Leroy here?

917
01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:47,023
No, he's not here, but...

918
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:50,026
how about something
in a medium-sized Oriental?

919
01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,320
No, thanks.

920
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,822
I'm not Jewish.

921
01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,206
Is this where he does all that stuff?

922
01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,458
Oh, yeah, I do it too.

923
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,592
Oh, that's really wonderful!

924
01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:16,011
Yep.

925
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:20,182
Well, you see, I'm on my way back to...

926
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,558
Kew Gardens.

927
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:35,030
You gotta tell Mr. Leroy that...

928
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,867
he better stay away from Seventh Heaven.

929
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,203
Why?

930
01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:48,251
Because of my former producer,
associate...

931
01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:52,797
and boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian.

932
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,427
He's gone crazy.

933
01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:59,221
Tonight's show is conceived...

934
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,141
written, produced, directed
and starring...

935
01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,393
Eddie Arkadian!

936
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,397
Tonight, we make show-biz history...

937
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,775
my way!

938
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:22,535
We're getting funky to the smooth,
cool sounds of Fast Eddie A!

939
01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,131
What's that?

940
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,133
Fire.

941
01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,361
Who is she?

942
01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,946
Charlene.

943
01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:05,078
She got a manager?

944
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,497
I don't know.

945
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,750
Fire!

946
01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:15,839
This is sure one strange game of craps,
soul brother.

947
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,841
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey.

948
01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:19,759
This is how we play in Harlem.

949
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:22,304
You want to play
like soul brother number-one?

950
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,181
- Yeah! Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

951
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,935
- You play like this.
- All right, I'm sorry.

952
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,687
Now it is your turn.

953
01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:32,814
- Do not step on the line.
- Right.

954
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,649
My man.

955
01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,777
- Right on!
- Right on.

956
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,322
- Nine.
- That's nine.

957
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:43,658
Two, three, five. Right?

958
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,578
Turkey!

959
01:17:46,746 --> 01:17:49,789
- Oh, shit.
- You turkey.

960
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:52,042
What time is it?

961
01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,920
- Where is the master?
- "Master"?

962
01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,549
Looks like my man
forgot about his pizza.

963
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,302
- I must see him now.
- No, no, no.

964
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:05,638
The wise one never sees nobody.

965
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,766
He will see me.

966
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,185
- I have this.
- What you got?

967
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,896
Hey, check this out!

968
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,441
It's nice. I like that.

969
01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,782
Okay, here, come with me.

970
01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:25,367
I will see him now?

971
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,911
- Yeah, come on. Sure.
- Yeah.

972
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,959
Just wait here.

973
01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,893
Where is the master?!

974
01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:53,728
I want to see him now!

975
01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,564
Please, please, please!
There is no master!

976
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,108
- You lie!
- No, it's true!

977
01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,568
We made him up
to sell more fortune cookies!

978
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,028
- Tell him!
- It's true.

979
01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:05,365
- Please! I'll show you!
- Show him.

980
01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:08,243
- Over here. I'll show you.
- Yeah, show him!

981
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,537
Show him, show him!

982
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,334
This is Sum Dum Goy.

983
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,860
Why?! Why, master?

984
01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:45,989
Why have you sent me on a journey
to find someone who does not exist?

985
01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:47,449
Why?

986
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:51,494
So you have not found
the master that you seek.

987
01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,456
There is no Sum Dum Goy.

988
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,125
He is a computer.

989
01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,421
Why have you done this to me?

990
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,018
Here.

991
01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:17,645
It contains everything you need...

992
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,106
to find your way to the golden glow.

993
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,493
Think, Leroy.

994
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,829
You have just opened a fortune cookie
without a fortune...

995
01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,707
written by a master
who does not exist...

996
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,876
to find the solution to a problem...

997
01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,837
whose answer you already know.

998
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,839
And this?

999
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:49,761
You needed a charm.

1000
01:20:49,929 --> 01:20:53,431
A true master would use this
to hold up his pants.

1001
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,314
Enough.

1002
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:05,652
There is one place
that you have not yet looked.

1003
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,571
And it is there, only there...

1004
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:11,866
that you shall find the master.

1005
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:17,330
Now, if you will excuse me,
my plane leaves shortly.

1006
01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,168
You are going on a quest for knowledge?

1007
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,464
No, I'm going to visit my mother
in Miami.

1008
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,803
Leroy! Leroy!

1009
01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:34,430
Are you actually gonna fight them?

1010
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,976
Well, you... You can't be serious!

1011
01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:43,398
Leroy, I never would've told you
if I thought you'd actually go there.

1012
01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,900
Oh, what are you, nuts?

1013
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,696
You're not going all alone, are you?

1014
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,281
Are you?

1015
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,617
All right, then.
Then I'm going with you.

1016
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:57,078
If you go, I go!

1017
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,871
Okay.

1018
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,166
Okay?

1019
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,253
Do you plan to fight
with only your bare hands?

1020
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,088
Do you not need a weapon?

1021
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,090
Weapon, right!

1022
01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:13,094
Hey! Hey, Leroy!

1023
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,805
What are you doing?
This isn't funny, Leroy!

1024
01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,224
Johnny, I am sorry.

1025
01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,435
I must do this alone.

1026
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,479
Leroy? Leroy, come back here!

1027
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,940
Leroy, come back here!

1028
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:29,652
Leroy! I'm afraid of the dark!

1029
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,631
Leroy.

1030
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,133
Leroy! Leroy!

1031
01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,468
- Gag her!
- Right, boss.

1032
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:08,107
Come on!

1033
01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,319
The key. Wait. Okay!

1034
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,988
Put the key in the latch and turn it!

1035
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,699
- Okay, I'm trying!
- Well, try harder!

1036
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,493
Okay!

1037
01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,662
Okay, you can come out now!

1038
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,581
Come on, let's go!

1039
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:27,210
Where are we going?
We already missed the second show.

1040
01:23:27,378 --> 01:23:29,629
- Would you just come on?
- Okay!

1041
01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,323
<i>Leroy!</i>

1042
01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:00,910
<i>Leroy!</i>

1043
01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,586
<i>Welcome...</i>

1044
01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:15,341
<i>to my little party in your honor, Leroy.</i>

1045
01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,015
<i>The guest list has been compiled...</i>

1046
01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:26,310
<i>so that you go out in style.</i>

1047
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:36,529
<i>You don't mind if my friends
introduce themselves, do you, Leroy?</i>

1048
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:40,533
<i>Then let the games...</i>

1049
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:42,910
<i>begin!</i>

1050
01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,134
Bravo, Leroy!

1051
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:01,304
I'm gonna whack this guy
and get it over with now!

1052
01:25:01,472 --> 01:25:02,805
Give me that thing!

1053
01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:05,808
Goddamn it, take that off!
I said, take it off!

1054
01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:09,437
You gotta ruin everything!
The time, money, the energy I've spent!

1055
01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:12,106
Get it off! Get the broad!

1056
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,026
Attaboy, Leroy!

1057
01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,361
You're a bunch of wusses, you know that?

1058
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,072
More volume!

1059
01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:27,914
All right!

1060
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,459
Way to go, Goliath!

1061
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,428
Go for it, boys! Give him a lick!

1062
01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,754
Go, Johnny!

1063
01:26:23,846 --> 01:26:26,264
Come on! Will you make it interesting?

1064
01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:30,017
Good! That's one for you!

1065
01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:33,604
Johnny! Are you all right?

1066
01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:37,066
Oh, shit!

1067
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,873
- Come on! Come on, young buck!
- Who, me?

1068
01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,085
Johnny!

1069
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,754
Come on, you miserable slob!

1070
01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:00,381
God, what a slug!

1071
01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:34,916
You got it, Johnny!

1072
01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,476
Move out. Come on. Plan B.
Let's go! Move out! Come on.

1073
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,395
Let's get the hell out of here!

1074
01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:57,772
Go, go, go.

1075
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,107
- Come on, will you?
- Move it. Move!

1076
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,859
Come on.

1077
01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:03,319
Come on.

1078
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,746
Leroy!

1079
01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,623
This way!

1080
01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:10,428
Hey, Leroy!

1081
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,431
That was almost worth
the price of admission in there!

1082
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:17,309
And to think,
the featured act is yet to come!

1083
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,105
Come on, Leroy!

1084
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:37,747
Bozo, you go that way. Just go.

1085
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,915
Come on, come on.

1086
01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:13,532
Holy shit.

1087
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:17,661
Let her go, or next time
I will not miss.

1088
01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:25,461
Next time, I won't miss either!

1089
01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:33,636
Got you now, you little punk.

1090
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,106
You'll never use that again!

1091
01:30:56,118 --> 01:30:59,578
- Come on.
- Leroy! Let me go!

1092
01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,288
- Get off me!
- Leroy!

1093
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,832
Let him go.

1094
01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,792
Anything you say!

1095
01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:08,963
Richie.

1096
01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:33,654
Richie.

1097
01:31:34,865 --> 01:31:35,906
Richie.

1098
01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:37,199
Let me at him.

1099
01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,578
- Let me at him. I'll save you, Laura!
- Are you all right?

1100
01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,040
Of course I'm all right.

1101
01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:49,712
I gotta save Laura.

1102
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:52,339
You are not going anywhere.

1103
01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:55,134
- Leroy, I wanna help!
- No.

1104
01:31:55,302 --> 01:31:58,679
- I've got to save Laura!
- You'll be safe here.

1105
01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:01,682
Leroy, I gotta save Laura!

1106
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:05,060
I was doing all right
till the guy got the drop on me!

1107
01:32:05,228 --> 01:32:06,645
Leroy!

1108
01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:09,607
Leroy! Come on, man!

1109
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,233
Leroy!

1110
01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:14,111
You warmed up yet?

1111
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:19,617
Yeah.

1112
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,161
Come on, Leroy, let me out!

1113
01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,121
Leroy!

1114
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:25,873
Be careful.

1115
01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:31,629
There's nothing like this on stage,
screen, radio, TV, or cable, baby!

1116
01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,172
This is an exclusive!

1117
01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:58,113
Get him, get him! Come on, hit him!

1118
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,368
There, nigga, please!

1119
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,709
Duck, Leroy!
You can't do that to my brother!

1120
01:33:10,877 --> 01:33:12,294
- Get him, Leroy!
- Yeah.

1121
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,675
That's the way! Get him, Leroy! Get him!

1122
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:29,603
All right, come on.

1123
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,616
Stings a little, don't it?

1124
01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,426
Come on, Leroy.

1125
01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:02,469
You can run, but you can't hide.

1126
01:34:37,547 --> 01:34:38,922
Leroy!

1127
01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:02,237
Yeah.

1128
01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,910
Playtime's over, boy.

1129
01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:15,918
Yeah.

1130
01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:26,428
Ain't this beautiful, huh?
I love it. I love it.

1131
01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:27,930
This is theater!

1132
01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:46,156
Now...

1133
01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:48,200
when I say:

1134
01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:50,661
"Who's the master?"...

1135
01:35:50,829 --> 01:35:52,746
you say:

1136
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,249
"Sho'nuff."

1137
01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:00,129
Who's the master?

1138
01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:16,812
We need a better view.
Come on, ringside seats!

1139
01:36:29,451 --> 01:36:33,203
Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.

1140
01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:38,208
Who is the master, huh?

1141
01:36:43,923 --> 01:36:45,674
Wait a minute, sweetheart! Wait.

1142
01:36:50,722 --> 01:36:52,389
I love you. You stay here.

1143
01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,101
Who's the master?!

1144
01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:57,728
I can't hear you, Leroy!

1145
01:36:57,896 --> 01:37:00,856
Drown him, for Christ's sake!
Will you drown him?!

1146
01:37:03,693 --> 01:37:06,612
Who is the master?!

1147
01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:11,658
I said, who's the master?!

1148
01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,704
I can't hear you.

1149
01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,624
Who is the master?!

1150
01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,297
There is one place
that you have not looked.

1151
01:37:25,465 --> 01:37:28,717
And it is there, only there...

1152
01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:31,637
that you shall find the master.

1153
01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,931
You sure look like a master to me.

1154
01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:42,940
All right, Leroy,
who's the one and only master?

1155
01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,149
I am.

1156
01:37:47,237 --> 01:37:49,530
- No!
- I am.

1157
01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,074
What the...?

1158
01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:53,992
Oh, shit!

1159
01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:57,704
Goddamn!

1160
01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,665
Let me go! Let me go!

1161
01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:13,554
Holy shit.

1162
01:38:22,605 --> 01:38:24,356
Okay, come on.

1163
01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:27,377
I applaud you, Leroy.

1164
01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:29,212
That's a great finish.

1165
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:32,257
Not the ending I had in mind,
but it's a great finish.

1166
01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:35,636
You see, a .45 will put an end
to all this kung fu crap.

1167
01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,181
All it takes is one little bullet.

1168
01:39:39,349 --> 01:39:41,558
So take your final bows, scum sucker.

1169
01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,108
- Leroy!
- Oh, my God, no!

1170
01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:25,977
Get on him, Leroy! Go, Leroy!

1171
01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,689
Drown him, Leroy! Drown him!

1172
01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,565
Drown that sucker!

1173
01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:32,734
What?! No! Oh, God, no!

1174
01:40:32,902 --> 01:40:35,612
- All right!
- No, wait! No! Jesus! No, listen!

1175
01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:39,032
I've never seen anything like that.
I mean anything. No, wait!

1176
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,701
Listen, we can make a deal!

1177
01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:43,245
We could make money!
You get foreign rights...

1178
01:40:43,413 --> 01:40:45,747
I'll take domestic.
What do you say? Wait.

1179
01:40:45,915 --> 01:40:48,250
You can have both, foreign and domestic!

1180
01:40:48,418 --> 01:40:49,960
Just give me a finder's fee!

1181
01:40:50,128 --> 01:40:52,087
Okay, all right, no finder's fee.

1182
01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:53,755
You can have the whole thing!

1183
01:40:53,923 --> 01:40:56,675
Let me pass.
We've got a television show to do.

1184
01:40:57,635 --> 01:41:00,178
- Excuse me.
- Laura, where have you been?

1185
01:41:00,346 --> 01:41:02,889
We've been looking all over for you.
You're late.

1186
01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:04,808
How can I have her ready on time?

1187
01:41:04,976 --> 01:41:06,810
Look at you. You're a mess.

1188
01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,563
I don't have the right tools with me.

1189
01:41:09,731 --> 01:41:11,648
Richie. Where'd he go?

1190
01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:13,775
Where have you guys been?!

1191
01:41:13,943 --> 01:41:15,902
Listen, I'd like to report a mugging.

1192
01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:19,322
My friend and I, Mr. Nuff,
we were minding our own business.

1193
01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:21,783
We were assaulted by these hoodlums!

1194
01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:23,702
We're lucky to be alive!

1195
01:41:23,870 --> 01:41:26,955
Save it, Arkadian!
You're going up for good this time!

1196
01:41:27,874 --> 01:41:30,125
- Never!
- Come on, you're due in the studio.

1197
01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:31,376
Let's go.

1198
01:42:23,971 --> 01:42:25,263
Ready for commercial.

1199
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:33,355
Would you teach me some moves?!

1200
01:42:39,987 --> 01:42:42,155
Yo, man, check out the cornball!

1201
01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:43,865
He ain't no cornball!

1202
01:42:44,033 --> 01:42:47,828
He's my brother and he's the master.

1202
01:42:48,305 --> 01:42:54,227
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