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You don't see me standin' here, man?
See me lookin' at you?

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Get outta the car!
I'll take care of you, man!

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<i>- 911 emergency.
- Hello there. It's me... again.</i>

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Well, what can I say?
I'm about to crash another party.

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Move it, dickhead! It's only a gas pedal.
It's not gonna bite.

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- Hang on, Benny. Here we go.
- Whoa!

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- Would you slow down?
- Come on!

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Aw, look at this.

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<i>- It's D for drive, shithead!
- Fuck you!</i>

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There oughta be a goddamn law,
driving without a brain!

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Out of the way!
Police business, you got it?

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It isn't police business, Moss.
You're late for a goddamn date.

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You can't be yelling "police business"
when it isn't.

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It's my business
and I'm the police, right?

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So go figure. What is this guy doing?

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Come on, Moss!

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What are you gonna tell the captain?

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"Sorry about the 45 people I killed.
I was horny. "

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We've only been out
a few times, me and Susan.

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No one I've met since my divorce
stuck around for a second date.

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Maybe it's something
about my personality.

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<i>Up yours, asshole!</i>

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Goddamn it!

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Susan's different. I think she's the one.
I even quit smoking for her.

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Hey, you asshole! What's the matter?

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<i>- Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy?
- It's a billboard.</i>

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What's-his-face. The new Nick Lang
movie. I really love that guy.

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I hate him. He's in my way. Bad enough
he's up there and we're stuck down here.

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<i>Party Crasher
spotted at a dance club on 46th.</i>

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No, not tonight!

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I got a date! Shit, shit, shit!

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Hey, hey! We're working here!

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<i># I'm rockin' my peers
puttin' suckers in fear</i>

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<i># Makin' the tears
rain down like a monsoon</i>

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<i># Listen to the bass go boom</i>

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<i># Explosion</i>

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<i># Overpowerin'</i>

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<i># Over the competition I'm towerin'</i>

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<i># Wreckin' shop
when I drop these lyrics</i>

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<i># That'll make you call the cops</i>

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<i># Don't you dare stare
You better move</i>

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<i># Don't ever compare me to the rest</i>

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<i># That'll all get sliced and diced</i>

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<i># Competition's payin' the price</i>

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<i># I'm gonna knock you out</i>

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<i># Mama said knock you out</i>

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He's gonna call us every time
he shoots someone?

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The man likes an audience.

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Grainy, check the back.
China, Billy, stay out front.

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- We stand out here pullin' our puds?
- He might kill someone out here.

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I don't have a pud.
Pull on yours twice for me.

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Said he'd be dressed in black.
Shouldn't be that hard to spot.

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<i># Shadow-boxing when
I heard you on the radio</i>

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<i># Huh! I just don't know</i>

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<i># What made you forget
that I was raw</i>

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<i># But now I got a new tour</i>

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<i># I'm goin' insane,
startin' the hurricane</i>

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<i># Releasin' pain,
lettin' you know</i>

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<i># You can't gain or maintain
unless you say my name</i>

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<i># Rippin', killin'</i>

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<i># Diggin' and drillin' a hole</i>

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<i># Pass the Old Gold</i>

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<i># Shotgun blasts are heard</i>

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<i># When I rip and kill at will</i>

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<i># The man of the hour, tower of power</i>

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<i># I'll devour</i>

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<i># I'm gonna tie you up
and let you understand</i>

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<i># That I'm not your average man</i>

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Billy, you got him?

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China, where is he?
Where is he? I don't see him!

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There!

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Damn it.

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Damn it, he's right there. Billy!

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Billy, the tow truck!

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Hey! Come here, you prick.

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Ow! Damn it.

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- Whoa!
- Hey, asshole!

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You drive. I wanna shoot him!

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Come on! We jingle it, baby.
Come on, let's roll. Come on!

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You son of a bitch!

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- Chill! Wait for me get my gun out.
- Don't tell me how to drive, Billy.

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There he is!

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- Come on! Shit!
- Jumpin' Jesus.

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Billy, shoot him. Kill this asshole.

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I would if you'd get out of the way, you
tow-truck-drivin' motherfuckin' supercop!

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I don't give a shit. Shoot him.

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You like it? You're gonna die!

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You're gonna die. If I ever
get out of this, you're gonna die.

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<i>Woo-woo-woo!</i>

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Uh-oh. Oh, boy.

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Shoot him! Shoot him!

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Damn it! Shoot him again, Billy.

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Don't pull it. Oh, no! Goddamn it!

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Oh, it's gonna hurt. Ow!

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Yahoo! You see that, sucker?

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Excuse me, Lieutenant.
Care for a cigarette?

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Oh, shit!

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<i>Bye!</i>

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You son of a bitch!

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Oh, man.

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I hate that guy.

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<i>No one talks that way to Joe Gunn.</i>

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<i>Look who's back in town.</i>

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<i>Where there's fire, there's smoke.</i>

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<i>Where there's smoke,
there's Joe Gunn.</i>

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<i>He hates bad guys.</i>

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<i>Gunn, I'm gonna kill ya.</i>

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<i>He loves bad girls.</i>

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<i>Joe, you gotta help me!</i>

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<i>This time, he's tracking
a killer halfway around the globe.</i>

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<i>He can't be stopped.</i>

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<i>Hang on! I'm coming.</i>

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<i>And he never quits.</i>

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<i>Joe, why don't you quit?
These'll kill you.</i>

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<i>You kill me, baby.</i>

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<i>I want him found.</i>

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<i>I want him stopped.</i>

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<i>I want him dead.</i>

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<i>Gee, it's great to be wanted.</i>

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<i>Nick Lang is Joe Gunn
in "Smoking Gunn II".</i>

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<i>Cos you can't keep a good gun down.</i>

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<i>Rated R.</i>

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- Nickie!
- It's crap, Angie. It's crap!

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It's another big budget, big box-office,
Nick Lang, easy-to-flush piece of crap.

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Don't throw your People's Choice Award.

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When are you gonna come to me
with something with relevance...

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...something that doesn't have
a Roman numeral in the title?

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<i>Did you ever hear of Hamlet I I I?
Midsummer's Night IV?</i>

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<i>They made Henry V. It won awards
for that little Scottish fellow.</i>

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<i>- So that's what this is about.
- Hi, Nickie!</i>

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Me, the agent that mismanaged
you all the way to No. 1.

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All right. Fine, let's talk about
something that matters.

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Let's talk about...

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<i>$1.2 billion in
combined ticket sales.</i>

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Not to mention $7 million
pay-or-play, or 12% of the gross.

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You've never been bigger. They're
bootlegging your movies to Libya.

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Fabulous. I've cornered the terrorist
market. How am I doing in Iraq?

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The problem is
I'm tired of playing cartoons.

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You don't want me to grow up.
The studio doesn't want me to grow up.

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I'm the only one
who wants me to grow up!

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Let's cut through it.
It's that part, isn't it?

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You still wanna play
that cop, Ray Casanova.

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Casanov, Ray Casanov.
And you're damn right.

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Come on, Gupta, get the kind
with the fresh ones!

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Damn right I want to! You know why?
Because that's a real guy.

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He worries about paying the rent...

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...he bleeds when he gets shot,
pukes when he gets sick.

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Nick! Spielberg's wife just had a baby.
Should I send that wine and cheese?

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Yeah, and some of those muffins
and a note, something personal.

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Not too personal. He forgot
to mention me in his AFI speech.

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- Add my name.
- OK.

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People come to see your movies
because you make them happy.

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Call me crazy, but I don't see America
coming out in droves to see you puke.

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00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:55,828
Besides, they want
Mel Gibson for the role.

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- Is it about asses? Is it a butt movie?
- Get up, get up.

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The director'll be back in two weeks.

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- They'll close the deal.
- Good afternoon, Mr Lang.

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00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:07,088
Wait a minute. Did you say two weeks?

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00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,799
Two weeks is perfect. Two weeks is
enough. I wanna test for the part.

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Test? No, no.

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- Ange, listen to me.
- You listen to me!

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My mind is made up.
This means too much to me.

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I'll pay for the damn test myself!

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They'll try to get you
for less, a lot less.

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Ange, please, hold it for one second.
Let me show you something.

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Rosalie, please, can you... I got this
off the dish last night. You gotta watch it.

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<i>Four times this Party Crasher
has alerted you...</i>

169
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,081
<i>...before killing someone,
and he still got away.</i>

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00:14:45,212 --> 00:14:48,747
<i>- You care to comment on that?
- Tie your dick in a knot!</i>

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00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:52,086
Freeze! Slow-mo, slow-mo.

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- Isn't that incredible?
- Uh-huh.

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Research, Ange.

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00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,594
Look at this face. Look at those eyes.

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That's my character. That's my guide.
That's Ray Casanov.

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00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,860
That's the face of a man
who's been to the edge...

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00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:11,650
...a man who's tasted fear!
- And vomit.

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I wanna go to New York tonight.
Call the studio. Get 'em to set it up.

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00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:20,031
I wanna spend two weeks with this guy.
I wanna eat, sleep, breathe John Moss.

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00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,998
If I can taste his world,
if I can walk his beat...

181
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...if I can get under his skin,
I will nail this part.

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00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:29,045
- Nickie, I love you.
- I love you too, Ange.

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00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:33,123
Reality check - you can't leave town.
Your movie opens Friday.

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00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:36,261
- So what?
- I already booked Johnny, Barbara...

185
00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:39,092
...Phil, Arsenio. Woo-woo-woo-woo!

186
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,631
Tell 'em to run an old one.
They're all the same.

187
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,437
- They just ask about the paternity suit.
- Suits.

188
00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:47,267
What if this cop doesn't
want you tagging after him?

189
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:52,191
Ange, get real. Two pros exchanging ideas.
Why wouldn't he wanna do it?

190
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:56,363
Bullshit!
I mean that with all due respect.

191
00:15:56,908 --> 00:16:01,071
There's no way on earth I am gonna
baby-sit some Hollywood rump wrangler.

192
00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:05,498
- I'm on a murder investigation.
- You have no vote. You're off the case.

193
00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,451
Look at you. You're all busted up.

194
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,291
If it weren't for Lang,
you'd be on injured leave.

195
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,794
Christ, you can't pull me off this case.

196
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:16,760
This Party Crasher has
whacked out seven people...

197
00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:18,926
...four of 'em in front of us!

198
00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:21,510
He's nuts! I looked in his eyes.
Know what I saw?

199
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:24,392
Pleasure. He likes it.
He's gonna do it again. Soon.

200
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,769
Moss, you're off.
Mayor Dinkins insisted.

201
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:31,646
Evidently this Hollywood actor
asked for you by name.

202
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,564
- What?
- Yes. Come in.

203
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:37,696
Benny. Wait for me outside.
I gotta talk to you.

204
00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:44,110
All right, here's the story.
Pooley takes over for you.

205
00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:47,450
You are breaking in a new
partner named Ray Casanov.

206
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,999
The guy just wants to blend in,
be another cop on the job...

207
00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,168
...so nobody knows he's Nick Lang.

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00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,464
- Yes, sir.
- And Moss, no action.

209
00:16:56,592 --> 00:17:00,175
<i>This guy gets his hair
messed up, we're all in deep shit.</i>

210
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,715
Yes, sir.

211
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,883
- Hey, John.
- Captain?

212
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:09,015
You got two ways to deal with this. You
got the easy way, you got the hard way.

213
00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:13,808
John, do us all a favour
and make the right choice.

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00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:17,027
- I always do.
- Good.

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00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,569
Son of a bitch!

216
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,036
Hi, I'm looking
for Lieutenant Moss.

217
00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,913
Oh, God. You...

218
00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:40,256
He's over there relaxin'.

219
00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:43,553
<i>- Moss!
- What? What?</i>

220
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,845
You got company.

221
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,889
Hi, John.

222
00:17:49,853 --> 00:17:52,260
Susan. Hi, I...

223
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:56,148
...didn't expect to see
you here this morning.

224
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,356
- Thank you, Billy.
- Aw, wanna be alone?

225
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,484
I tried calling you yesterday
and this morning.

226
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,483
I got your messages. I would have called
you at home, but I lost your number.

227
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,659
That happens. I lost my keys last week.

228
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:12,158
- Actually, my daughter Bonnie lost it.
- You know, kids.

229
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:17,714
Yeah. I wanted to let you know I wasn't
mad, even though you didn't show up.

230
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:22,916
I didn't think you were one of those
Cro-Magnon jerks who stands people up.

231
00:18:23,177 --> 00:18:27,923
- These are yours, right?
- No, I quit. I don't smoke.

232
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,552
Hi.

233
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,393
Thank you, Benny.

234
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,848
- Bye.
- Bye.

235
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:36,637
Anyway, I know where you work
cos I saw you on the news.

236
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,569
- You did?
- Yeah.

237
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:42,445
Good thing Bonnie didn't see you.
I read lips.

238
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:45,063
Oh, no. That was taken
out of context.

239
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:49,695
Those reporters can be
real assholes, real irritating.

240
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,746
Hey, hey.

241
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,868
- I wanted to see how you were doin'.
- I'm OK. I'm doing good.

242
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,169
It's not like I wanted to go out...

243
00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:04,549
...tonight... around 8.00.

244
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh! Oh. Yeah, well.

245
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,301
So what are you doing
for dinner tonight?

246
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,341
- Tonight?
- Around 8.00.

247
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:14,227
As a matter of fact, I have no plans.

248
00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:18,345
Great. I'll call you, and we'll make
a plan for a place to go.

249
00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:20,516
OK. All right.

250
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:33,992
Give me a kiss, baby.
Take a bow, baby.

251
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,448
<i>Yeah, yeah! Way to go.</i>

252
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,871
Hey, Moss, heard you got yanked. Sorry.

253
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,130
Hey, that's too bad, John.

254
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,590
You gotta be Casanov.

255
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,802
Fucking A.

256
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,974
Hey, Casanov. You look
a lot like that actor.

257
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,807
- Yeah, Nick Lang.
- Only shorter.

258
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,266
<i>A lot shorter.</i>

259
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,235
OK, ladies, let's get
some real work done here.

260
00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:09,106
Tea break's over. Party Crasher briefing
in the squad room. Let's go.

261
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,738
Psst.

262
00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,995
I really am Nick Lang.

263
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,869
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

264
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,755
Aagh!

265
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:36,390
Lieutenant Moss, I haven't been
this jazzed since the Golden Globes.

266
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,973
I mean, a cop like you
showing me the streets.

267
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,603
The two of us comparing scars.
I have had a couple of scrapes myself.

268
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:46,432
<i>I got rope burns on Smoking Gun II.
I chafed for a month. It was terrible.</i>

269
00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:49,819
This place is great.
The look, the textures...

270
00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:51,607
<i>...the aroma.</i>

271
00:20:51,741 --> 00:20:55,441
I mean, it's like a movie,
it's so real.

272
00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:58,413
And you don't have
to worry about me screwing up.

273
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:02,323
I did my homework. I know
police procedures, police lingo...

274
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,499
Hey, homeboy!

275
00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:09,758
I'm in great shape. My trainer's
got me on Nautilus and the StairMaster...

276
00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,209
...so you don't have
to worry about Nick Lang.

277
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:16,176
Son of a bitch!
Caught me off guard there.

278
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,802
You know, Lieutenant,
I can't help but notice...

279
00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:24,768
...that I'm doing most of
the talking here, which is fine.

280
00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:28,065
I guess you're not a morning
person, and can I relate to that!

281
00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:33,318
Before Esperanza brings me that first cup
of cappuccino, I am toast. Forget about it.

282
00:21:33,449 --> 00:21:36,533
It's decaf. My nutritionist
is cutting down my caffeine.

283
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:39,198
Whoa!

284
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,536
Turned a little early there.

285
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:47,744
I was wondering. In order to capture
the essence of the police experience...

286
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,584
...do I get a gun?

287
00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:53,004
For realism.

288
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,962
I mean, Lieutenant...

289
00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:58,678
...it's not like
I'm gonna use the thing.

290
00:21:59,391 --> 00:22:00,969
Although bullets would be nice.

291
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,224
Not if you tied my tongue
to your tailpipe and drove me...

292
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:09,274
...naked across a field of
broken glass. No, no, no!

293
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:12,153
- Is this about the actor?
- I gave the maggot a chance.

294
00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,567
I got to the bathroom and back.

295
00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:18,316
He doesn't belong here.
He belongs in never-never land...

296
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:20,658
...with his assistants, his maid...

297
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:25,081
...and the guy who wipes his ass
after he pinches off his loaf, OK?

298
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:28,411
<i>- This is about the actor.
- He wants to carry a loaded weapon.</i>

299
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:34,465
- Send that little jizzball in here.
- Thank you.

300
00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:39,003
Excuse me, gents.
Sorry to interrupt.

301
00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:41,511
- Hi, Captain Brix?
- Yeah.

302
00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:44,393
Nick Lang. I understand
you're in on our secret.

303
00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,725
Dave Dinkins sends his best, by the way.

304
00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:51,896
Listen, I just wanted to thank you
for all your help in making this possible.

305
00:22:52,026 --> 00:22:54,066
I gotta tell you.

306
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,239
My wife's crazy about you.

307
00:23:03,788 --> 00:23:05,745
We are really big fans!

308
00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:13,459
- Well, uh, what's your wife's name?
- Norma.

309
00:23:13,589 --> 00:23:17,753
If it wasn't for people like you and Norma,
I'd be digging ditches. So, thanks.

310
00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:21,131
Hey. Wow. I just got a great idea.
You and Norma...

311
00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:23,137
- Do you have kids?
- Uh, no...

312
00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:27,097
You and Norma come out to the coast,
see the premiere of the movie.

313
00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,553
You can stay at my house with me.

314
00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,358
- At your house?
- Do you like the beach?

315
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,773
What we talked about, the jizzball thing?

316
00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:38,311
Yeah. Look, um...

317
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:43,026
- Would you sign this? To Norma?
- Not a problem. Absolutely.

318
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,449
<i>Norma.</i>

319
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,825
Norma.

320
00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:50,874
Bang, bang...

321
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,373
...Nick Lang.

322
00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:55,500
Thank you. Thank you.

323
00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:59,669
- If there's anything we can do...
- You're doing it.

324
00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:01,504
Thanks. OK.

325
00:24:01,637 --> 00:24:03,676
Thanks, John.

326
00:24:05,474 --> 00:24:07,846
"Bang, bang"?

327
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,638
Get my wife on the phone, would you?

328
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:19,312
Lieutenant, I was thinking.
I don't really need the gun.

329
00:24:21,656 --> 00:24:24,326
It's probably better
to wait a couple of days...

330
00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:28,235
...until I get this cop thing down pat.
- What have you got?

331
00:24:28,371 --> 00:24:31,289
Coroner's report on that guy
the Party Crasher took out.

332
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,622
Of course, I'm off the case.

333
00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:36,539
Safety bullets, hollow points.
That figures.

334
00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:38,830
Custom-made. Look at this thing!

335
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:42,132
Looks like that Darth Vader thing
we took off the Dead Romeos.

336
00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,427
Yeah. Are they buying from
the same guy the Party Crasher is?

337
00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:48,128
- Check this.
- Might have to ask the Dead Romeos.

338
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:51,302
- Not me, of course. I'm off the case.
- Sorry to hear it.

339
00:24:51,478 --> 00:24:56,223
I'll be introducing my new partner, Ray
Casanov, to the pleasures of a frog dog.

340
00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:59,275
Frog dog, Ray! Mmm, tasty!

341
00:25:00,111 --> 00:25:01,855
- Frog dog?
- Ribbet!

342
00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:05,573
<i>Look at this. I'm moving
to Florida, I swear to God.</i>

343
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:08,535
Get outta the way!

344
00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:11,698
I guess cops can drive
as fast as they want, huh?

345
00:25:14,876 --> 00:25:18,541
Look, Moss, let's get
on the same page here, OK?

346
00:25:18,671 --> 00:25:22,835
I'm sensing that you're not
completely happy with this situation.

347
00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:26,051
That's fine, OK? Cos I'm here
for one reason only.

348
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,842
You are the best. You're a heavyweight.

349
00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,464
You're a Yoda among cops.

350
00:25:32,518 --> 00:25:35,472
You know Yoda?
Little guy, big ears, real smart.

351
00:25:35,605 --> 00:25:39,649
So it doesn't matter what you think of me,
cos I have respect for you.

352
00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:41,898
And that is where I'm coming from.

353
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:46,654
Look, dickwad, I don't give
a rat's ass where you're coming from.

354
00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:49,985
- I just care about where you're going.
- Good, we're talking.

355
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,824
Where do I drop you off?
Where are you staying?

356
00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:55,244
- Give me a name.
- I'm staying with you.

357
00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:57,995
Maybe when my asshole
learns to chew gum.

358
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:02,338
- I thought this was arranged.
- Nobody arranged jackshit with me.

359
00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:06,842
You know, a lot of people would be
excited to have Nick Lang in their home.

360
00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:08,796
I'll drop you off at their place.

361
00:26:08,929 --> 00:26:10,340
- Listen.
- No!

362
00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:15,675
You listen, you egomaniacal cockroach!

363
00:26:15,811 --> 00:26:18,598
I got yanked off a case so
you could be a cop groupie...

364
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:20,853
...and now you wanna live in my house?

365
00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:25,360
I got a job to do. I don't have time for
anybody in my house, this car, my life...

366
00:26:25,487 --> 00:26:29,864
...who isn't a) a cop
or b) the Party Crasher. Got it?

367
00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:37,162
So that's what this is about.
You're still after this guy.

368
00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:40,706
Give me the name of a hotel or I bounce
your ass out at the next light.

369
00:26:40,836 --> 00:26:43,042
I dunno. Do you think
that's a good idea?

370
00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:46,006
I don't think Captain Brix
is gonna like it.

371
00:26:46,132 --> 00:26:50,213
I mean, us being separated,
you being back on the case.

372
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:52,670
Although I'm not
gonna mention anything...

373
00:26:52,806 --> 00:26:56,720
...because if you can't trust
your partner, who can you trust?

374
00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:19,408
- What is that?
- It's a rubber gun. I got it from props.

375
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,078
It'll help me get into character
until I get a gun.

376
00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,499
Great. Dickless Tracy.

377
00:27:35,431 --> 00:27:37,839
Hey, stay here.

378
00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:40,217
Hey, how come I can't come with you?

379
00:27:40,353 --> 00:27:42,392
Stay.

380
00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,225
I sit and roll over, too.

381
00:27:53,949 --> 00:27:56,156
Oh, man.

382
00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:58,906
Oh, this is beautiful.

383
00:28:00,081 --> 00:28:02,120
This is amazing.

384
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,619
Swish.

385
00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,547
OK... and tilt.

386
00:28:16,639 --> 00:28:18,263
And...

387
00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:19,421
Huh!

388
00:28:20,851 --> 00:28:22,476
I may have to kill you later.

389
00:28:24,813 --> 00:28:25,809
Hey.

390
00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:30,897
<i>And I looked out, and he was
wearing a Mr T starter kit.</i>

391
00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:36,148
You hear this crazy ho?
Yo, kill that dumb slut!

392
00:28:36,992 --> 00:28:37,988
Police!

393
00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:44,197
Get over there. Don't fuckin' move!

394
00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:49,494
Let's reacquaint ourselves.
I'm Lieutenant John Moss.

395
00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:54,042
For those of you with short attention
spans, you are the Dead Romeos.

396
00:28:54,176 --> 00:28:56,963
Not us, Lieutenant.
We a reading group.

397
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,631
- Shut up!
- Damn, man.

398
00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:06,143
Reading group, huh? These don't
look like the classics to me.

399
00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:08,976
Those are just shower gifts, homeboy.

400
00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:12,108
I ain't your homeboy, OK?

401
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:16,316
You wanna graduate
from high school, get decent jobs.

402
00:29:17,073 --> 00:29:20,240
Try white-collar crime,
that's where the real money is.

403
00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:23,654
OK, pop quiz.
There is a shooter out there.

404
00:29:23,788 --> 00:29:27,453
He's using hollow-point safety slugs
in a retooled. 475...

405
00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:29,707
...beefed-up gun barrel, laser sight.

406
00:29:30,211 --> 00:29:33,710
Kinda like the gun I took off
one of you shits at the B&K Liquors.

407
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,082
- It wasn't us, man.
- Shh.

408
00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:40,753
Yo, yo. I think the dude
thinks he's Babe Ruth.

409
00:29:41,889 --> 00:29:46,136
This is a custom-made gun. It takes
a specialist to make such a gun.

410
00:29:47,937 --> 00:29:49,977
- I need a name.
- We don't know nothin'.

411
00:29:50,106 --> 00:29:52,727
- Get outta the damn way!
- I'm sorry, man.

412
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,816
I couldn't hear that name with the TV.

413
00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,860
<i>Joe Gunn is back in "Smoking Gunn II".</i>

414
00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:02,441
<i>Nick Lang is once again Joe Gunn
who hates bad guys, loves bad girls.</i>

415
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:07,364
- Hey, Nick Lang. He's bad. Real bad!
- Nick Lang is a faggot.

416
00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:09,787
<i>Yeah, I'm very into
environmental causes.</i>

417
00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,452
<i>I think a lot of people don't know this.
All of my movies...</i>

418
00:30:13,587 --> 00:30:15,829
<i>...are shot on biodegradable film stock.</i>

419
00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:23,551
Hey, Ange. It's me, Nickie. Ange,
you're never gonna believe where I am.

420
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:28,473
No, not the Russian Tea Room.
Do me a favour, don't even guess.

421
00:30:28,602 --> 00:30:30,559
I'm in a ghetto.

422
00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:33,973
No, no, it's not a tour.
Ange, I'm with Moss.

423
00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:38,152
I'm already in the middle of a murder
investigation. Can you believe that?

424
00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:41,897
I'm gonna get this part. I'm soaking
this up. You gotta see this place.

425
00:30:42,032 --> 00:30:47,157
It's, like, the grit, the dirt, the crime,
the human drama - it's all around you.

426
00:30:47,287 --> 00:30:50,739
You can feel it in the air.
Hey! Hey! I need that phone!

427
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,908
I'm calling a cop. You know
there's a cop right inside there.

428
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,128
Come on.

429
00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,009
Shit.

430
00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:08,428
Just hang it up, OK? It's on my bill.

431
00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:09,554
Just... shit!

432
00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:12,182
Name, name. Come on, name.

433
00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:15,936
- Witherspoon.
- Are you crazy?

434
00:31:18,193 --> 00:31:20,731
Shut up! Shut up!

435
00:31:21,905 --> 00:31:26,152
- Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. Who?
- I said the dude's name is Witherspoon.

436
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,656
- Where?
- He moves around. Works out of a van.

437
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:32,619
<i>- He sells guns, whatever kind you want.
- Moss!</i>

438
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,539
John, I've been looking
all over for you.

439
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:39,168
They stole my cellular phone
and I think it mighta been a gang.

440
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,631
- Hi, guys. Sorry to interrupt.
- I told you to wait in the car.

441
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,798
- That kid looks just like Nick Lang.
- Only shorter, right?

442
00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:50,589
<i>No, whiter.</i>

443
00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:54,473
Look, John, I'm sorry. It's just
that they're real pissed off and...

444
00:31:54,604 --> 00:31:58,103
- I said wait in the car.
- Oh, great.

445
00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:00,563
Get down!

446
00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:05,645
Get off my foot!

447
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:17,497
- I don't see no blood.
- Ah, chill, man.

448
00:32:17,627 --> 00:32:18,622
Oh, shit!

449
00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:21,247
<i>I got to find my...</i>

450
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:27,210
I think I lost a contact out there.

451
00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,963
You told them I was in there? You led
'em to a rival gang, and to me?

452
00:32:31,098 --> 00:32:35,048
- I was trying to help.
- Don't help me. I had to call this in.

453
00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:36,431
10-4.

454
00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:39,183
Over a dozen cops are coming
and I gotta explain...

455
00:32:39,315 --> 00:32:41,936
...what you were doing
in a gang war, jackoff!

456
00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,356
Was that great?
I knew they were a gang.

457
00:32:44,486 --> 00:32:47,440
They had that kind of gang look.
I got a knack for this.

458
00:32:47,573 --> 00:32:51,357
You think you got a knack?
What was the licence plate of the car?

459
00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:55,277
That was, uh... a New York plate.

460
00:32:55,414 --> 00:32:57,453
They're blue, right?

461
00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,743
You notice something a little
different about our car?

462
00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:05,995
- They stole my bags!
- You shoulda locked 'em in the trunk.

463
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:09,217
You know, all my clothes were
in those bags. All my stuff!

464
00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:11,384
At least they didn't steal your rubber gun.

465
00:33:11,597 --> 00:33:13,922
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

466
00:33:14,057 --> 00:33:16,595
Look at this. Look at this.

467
00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:20,261
This could be a clue.
I think they're in this bar.

468
00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:24,730
- So?
- So you gotta go in there.

469
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,398
- You gotta get my stuff.
- "Gotta"?

470
00:33:30,031 --> 00:33:33,281
"Gotta"? Listen, Nick.
May I call you Nick?

471
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,616
I'd be happy to help
you with your problem...

472
00:33:35,745 --> 00:33:38,034
...but, first, you gotta fill out a form.

473
00:33:38,164 --> 00:33:42,328
Then I gotta get assigned to the case.
Then you gotta wait a few days, or weeks.

474
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:45,995
Fine. If that's the way
you wanna be about it, that's great.

475
00:33:46,131 --> 00:33:48,538
Don't worry about it.
I'll go in there.

476
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:51,759
- I'll get my stuff.
- I cannot wait.

477
00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:06,055
Gee, Moss, we gotta
stop meeting like this.

478
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:09,857
Look, Benny. I'd appreciate it
if you left me out of the report.

479
00:34:09,988 --> 00:34:11,102
Hi, Grainy.

480
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:16,577
The captain might not like it, me getting
the new guy shot at on his first day.

481
00:34:16,702 --> 00:34:18,825
- Is that all he wouldn't like?
- What?

482
00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:23,249
If I didn't know you better, I'd say your
mind was still on the Party Crasher case.

483
00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:26,745
- It's a good thing you know me better.
- Yeah, good thing.

484
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,000
So where is Casanov?

485
00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:38,131
They didn't have 'em.

486
00:34:38,265 --> 00:34:40,305
<i>And stay the fuck out!</i>

487
00:34:40,434 --> 00:34:42,059
It's been a bad day.

488
00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:52,561
<i>Look at the love boat.</i>

489
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:07,209
You sure impound didn't have
anything more low-profile?

490
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:10,539
- Frog dog, Billy.
- I'll have a frog dog too, Billy.

491
00:35:21,642 --> 00:35:23,681
Hi, Bonnie. Is your mother home?

492
00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:26,432
No, this isn't Mr Tibor.
This is...

493
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:29,434
No, it's not Frankie either.

494
00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:33,895
No, it's not Alphonse. What are these?
Like, guys your mom works with?

495
00:35:34,738 --> 00:35:37,027
No, this is John Moss.

496
00:35:37,157 --> 00:35:39,529
Ah. Well... hello?

497
00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:45,203
OK, then I'll call
back later. OK, bye.

498
00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,543
- Yo, Bill.
- How ya doin', Lieutenant?

499
00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:59,131
<i>Frog dog, huh!</i>

500
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,969
Next time, invite the kid.

501
00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,599
- What?
- On your date.

502
00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:10,471
Bring the daughter along.

503
00:36:11,149 --> 00:36:14,019
I don't know what the hell
you're talkin' about.

504
00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:17,358
Oh, do you have any Grey Poupon?

505
00:36:19,616 --> 00:36:22,153
A single mother.
Daughter never had a dad.

506
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:25,162
Doesn't trust men,
especially ones around her mom.

507
00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:30,033
You wanna get next to this woman,
but you can't catch a break from the kid.

508
00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:32,415
I know, it's a gift.

509
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,457
Why would I wanna bring
the daughter along?

510
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:39,504
Never mind. What the hell
am I talking about this with you for?

511
00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:45,382
- Banzai!
- Konnichiwa.

512
00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:55,568
- Oh, Bill.
- Oh, Bill.

513
00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:58,821
Good stuff. You eat
like this all the time?

514
00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,897
Probably not the best idea...

515
00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:05,408
...from a health point of view.

516
00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,109
You know, if you...

517
00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:11,698
...be good to your bowels,
then they will be good to you.

518
00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,957
Your nutritionist, right?

519
00:37:14,086 --> 00:37:16,494
Do you want her number, John?

520
00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,792
Bravo, Bill!

521
00:37:21,051 --> 00:37:23,210
Oh, Bill, good.

522
00:37:39,987 --> 00:37:42,193
OK. Knock that shit off, all right?

523
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:44,647
It's like carrying a goddamn mirror around.

524
00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:48,234
Don't eat like me, don't sit like me,
and do not smoke like me.

525
00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:50,327
- I'm trying to quit, anyway.
- Me too.

526
00:37:50,455 --> 00:37:53,077
And don't quit like me either. All right?

527
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:57,206
- John, an actor's job is to...
- Lang, I don't care.

528
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,338
All right! Just stop!

529
00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:07,759
All right. OK.

530
00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:10,137
Tell me about the Party Crasher.

531
00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:14,596
What's this guy's programme?
He kills four people right in front of you?

532
00:38:14,729 --> 00:38:17,101
- What does it take to do that?
- The guy's nuts.

533
00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:21,443
Too many birds in his antenna. I dunno
what the hell it takes. He's crazy.

534
00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:25,270
- You ever kill anybody?
- Counting today?

535
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:30,319
John, my character kills a guy,
probably an innocent bystander.

536
00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,861
- I wanna know what that's like.
- You can't.

537
00:38:32,997 --> 00:38:35,998
Open up! I wanna know what it's like
to be inside your skin.

538
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:39,079
I don't want you inside my skin!

539
00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:41,916
It's private. What's in there
belongs to me.

540
00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:46,793
You won't learn what it means to be a cop
by eating hot dogs and asking questions.

541
00:38:46,969 --> 00:38:51,216
We live this job. It's something
we are, not something we do.

542
00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:54,599
When a cop walks up to a car
and has to give a speeding ticket...

543
00:38:54,727 --> 00:38:58,096
...he knows he may have to kill someone
or be killed himself.

544
00:38:58,231 --> 00:39:02,180
That's not something you step into
by strapping on a rubber gun.

545
00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:05,901
You go back to your million-dollar house,
your bimbos and blow jobs.

546
00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:08,106
You get 17 takes to get it right.

547
00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:11,450
We get one take.
It lasts our whole lives.

548
00:39:11,577 --> 00:39:13,451
We mess it up and we're dead.

549
00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:20,244
Fuck, was that great! I'm so...

550
00:39:20,377 --> 00:39:25,882
Look, John. Can you just do
that one more time for me? Please?

551
00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:28,256
John! Oh, well.

552
00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:31,503
John Moss, meaning of life.

553
00:39:32,806 --> 00:39:34,846
John!

554
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,803
<i>Fourth squad lieutenant. Homicide
in the churchyard. Party Crasher MO.</i>

555
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,820
<i>Stay here.</i>

556
00:40:05,964 --> 00:40:08,122
<i>- What have you got?
- Same story.</i>

557
00:40:08,258 --> 00:40:12,801
The prick called to say he's coming. The
guy in the church figures it's a crank call.

558
00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:16,713
None of our guys ever had a shot at him.
Some crank call, huh?

559
00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,341
What do we know about the victim?
How ya doing?

560
00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:23,557
Neighbourhood transvestite,
entertainer, singer. Never had a chance.

561
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,857
- Still no line on the killer?
- What's this prick doin' here?

562
00:40:27,235 --> 00:40:29,275
Looks like he's got you turned around.

563
00:40:29,654 --> 00:40:32,227
- Hey...
- Hey, go tie your dick in a knot!

564
00:40:32,365 --> 00:40:35,319
Benny, can you write this up?
What's with you?

565
00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:37,740
I can't believe he'd kill in broad daylight.

566
00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:40,278
He's a hambone like you,
he craves attention.

567
00:40:40,415 --> 00:40:43,285
Know what a hambone
hates more than anything else?

568
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:45,991
- What's that?
- A bad review.

569
00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,755
Hey, Frank! Frank!

570
00:40:52,468 --> 00:40:56,798
You want an interview? You got it.
Make sure you get a shot of that body.

571
00:40:56,931 --> 00:41:00,845
Lieutenant Moss. So, what's your
assessment of this Party Crasher?

572
00:41:00,977 --> 00:41:03,931
You don't need a shrink to tell
you he's a raving psycho.

573
00:41:04,063 --> 00:41:06,186
Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.

574
00:41:06,315 --> 00:41:09,565
I doubt he's got the equipment
for it. He's probably a pervert.

575
00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:12,399
<i>What is your assessment
of this Party Crasher?</i>

576
00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:15,235
<i>You don't need a shrink to tell
you he's a raving psycho.</i>

577
00:41:15,366 --> 00:41:17,655
<i>Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.</i>

578
00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:21,735
<i>I doubt he has the right equipment
for it. He's probably a pervert.</i>

579
00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:26,036
<i>Whoever he is, he is gutless, he is
pathetic, and when his luck runs out...</i>

580
00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:29,205
<i>...I am gonna be on him like
a bum on a baloney sandwich.</i>

581
00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,002
<i>You got that, you chickenshit,
wherever you are?</i>

582
00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:34,458
<i>That's a promise from me to you.</i>

583
00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,958
<i>...me to you.</i>

584
00:41:36,512 --> 00:41:37,543
<i>...me to you.</i>

585
00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:39,170
<i>...me to you.</i>

586
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,594
<i>...me to you.</i>

587
00:41:41,016 --> 00:41:42,012
Me to you.

588
00:41:42,476 --> 00:41:43,756
Me to you.

589
00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:45,889
Me to you.

590
00:41:54,154 --> 00:41:57,025
Whoa. Look at this.

591
00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:00,617
- When's your housekeeper coming?
- My what?

592
00:42:00,744 --> 00:42:02,072
Well, you know.

593
00:42:02,204 --> 00:42:04,742
You think cops live in filth,
like in the movies?

594
00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:08,159
No, it's just that
you gotta admit, John...

595
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:12,207
...filth has a certain
reality to it, a certain edge.

596
00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:16,171
Not that this doesn't. I mean,
this is very fresh, very unexpected.

597
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:17,926
Hey, you play piano?

598
00:42:24,601 --> 00:42:28,302
<i>Look who's back in town.
Where there's fire, there's smoke.</i>

599
00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:29,517
<i>Where there's smoke...</i>

600
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,973
You know the high part?

601
00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:34,599
My dad played.

602
00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:37,144
Ah! Now that's what I mean.

603
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,989
Cop's dad plays piano.
That's a great notion. I love that.

604
00:42:42,118 --> 00:42:45,902
It's got its own reality,
its own authenticity.

605
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:48,411
- It's very unexpected...
- It's my life.

606
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:52,160
Too bad I can't use it.
Nobody'd believe it.

607
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:58,508
Hey, look at this. Got my
billboard down the street.

608
00:42:58,635 --> 00:43:01,838
<i>Good. You'll be sleeping
close to the one you love.</i>

609
00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:05,091
<i>Hi, Nickie.
How are you? It's Stacy.</i>

610
00:43:05,224 --> 00:43:06,968
Stacy?

611
00:43:07,101 --> 00:43:10,055
Stacy? You gave out
my number at home?

612
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:14,600
Hey, John... People find me
wherever I go. It's like a curse.

613
00:43:14,734 --> 00:43:17,272
Do you think I like
not having any privacy?

614
00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:19,487
<i>Bye-bye now.</i>

615
00:43:19,614 --> 00:43:22,235
<i>Hi, Nickie, it's me.
I'd love to get together.</i>

616
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,991
<i>Hi, Nickie, it's Roger.</i>

617
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,405
<i>- Roger. I knew it.
- Hi, Nickie, it's Francine.</i>

618
00:43:27,663 --> 00:43:29,905
<i>Remember me from the Ramada Inn?</i>

619
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,580
God! Whoa! Francine, she's got a sister...

620
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,916
The Ramada Inn? Jesus!

621
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,619
<i>- Thank you, John.
- Hi, it's Susan.</i>

622
00:43:37,757 --> 00:43:39,963
<i>Susan! Oh, shit.</i>

623
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:45,178
<i>Hi, it's Susan. You didn't call so
I'm calling to remind you about...</i>

624
00:43:45,306 --> 00:43:47,263
We were supposed to be at Sal's...

625
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,597
<i>...for pizza at 8.00.
... for pizza at 8.00.</i>

626
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,766
Oh, man!

627
00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,387
Jesus!

628
00:43:54,523 --> 00:43:55,898
<i>All right, bye.</i>

629
00:43:56,025 --> 00:43:58,148
Good hands, buddy!
Put it up!

630
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,854
Put it up! Come on!

631
00:44:00,696 --> 00:44:02,735
Yeah!

632
00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:17,666
John Moss. The private side.

633
00:44:17,796 --> 00:44:20,204
What have we got here? Bill.

634
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:22,380
Con Ed.

635
00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:26,676
Huh? A little over
on your Mastercard, John.

636
00:44:27,681 --> 00:44:31,132
In the fridge we got
three beers, domestic...

637
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:34,968
...baking soda,
some kind of mystery meat.

638
00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,896
Whoa!

639
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:41,816
Some very old cheese. Lacking in vitamins
B, C and E. Explains the temper, John.

640
00:44:43,864 --> 00:44:46,781
Closet. Socks - green, black.

641
00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:51,569
Gun. Gun?

642
00:44:56,918 --> 00:44:58,958
It's my life.

643
00:45:02,173 --> 00:45:04,213
It's my life.

644
00:45:08,346 --> 00:45:11,513
No shit, punk. It's my life!

645
00:45:12,475 --> 00:45:15,678
- What's the matter? Find a split end?
- I've been counting.

646
00:45:15,812 --> 00:45:19,097
You have seven different
facial expressions.

647
00:45:21,484 --> 00:45:25,398
So, a date, huh? It'd be an education
to see what you're like with a woman.

648
00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:27,985
A situation fraught
with sexual tension.

649
00:45:28,533 --> 00:45:31,368
Don't suppose you wanna
make it a threesome, huh?

650
00:45:31,744 --> 00:45:34,531
Eight facial expressions.
Nine. Ten. Wow!

651
00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:38,250
I'll tell you what. I don't
have to go. I'll just...

652
00:45:38,376 --> 00:45:42,836
Do what you do in Hollywood.
Rum drinks, fern bar, gerbil racing.

653
00:45:44,423 --> 00:45:48,836
Take that gun out of your pants before
you shoot your dick off. Gerbil racing!

654
00:46:08,822 --> 00:46:11,313
- So, what are we getting?
- I dunno.

655
00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:14,367
You wanna share an extra large,
everything on it?

656
00:46:14,495 --> 00:46:17,033
- You like anchovies?
- I...

657
00:46:17,748 --> 00:46:20,618
...hate... love anchovies.
They're my favourite part.

658
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:23,040
- I hate them.
- Right. OK, good.

659
00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:26,621
Why don't we get a pizza
half with anchovies, half without?

660
00:46:26,757 --> 00:46:28,880
Sometimes they slide to the other side.

661
00:46:29,009 --> 00:46:31,880
That's only when the cook
forgets to kill them first.

662
00:46:33,555 --> 00:46:38,431
- You haven't told us how you got hurt.
- A little accident on the job.

663
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,937
A little accident?
This is our third date, our fourth date.

664
00:46:43,065 --> 00:46:47,062
You know everything about me. You know
where I was born, about my parents...

665
00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:50,313
...the names of Bonnie's teachers...
- How much you weigh.

666
00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:54,147
How much I weigh. And I know you're
a cop who hates to talk about himself.

667
00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:56,989
I don't hate to talk about myself.

668
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,614
- Yeah, you do.
- Yeah, I do.

669
00:46:58,747 --> 00:47:00,870
So I tell you what.

670
00:47:00,999 --> 00:47:04,368
We're not saying a word until
you tell us something personal.

671
00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:07,706
Something you love,
something you hate.

672
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:11,290
- Something I hate.
- John? John Moss!

673
00:47:11,593 --> 00:47:16,053
Unbelievable. You and me, same place.
What are the odds of that happening?

674
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,138
They say New York's a big town.

675
00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:21,018
Somebody told me
that Sal's had great pizza...

676
00:47:21,144 --> 00:47:24,014
...and I figured it was
either here or the sushi bar.

677
00:47:24,147 --> 00:47:26,768
<i>I hate those drunken sushis.</i>

678
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:30,233
You must be Bonnie.
John said you had a great laugh.

679
00:47:30,361 --> 00:47:32,568
Susan, hi. Ray Casanov, John's partner.

680
00:47:32,697 --> 00:47:35,449
Nice to meet the woman who
turned this big lug's head.

681
00:47:35,575 --> 00:47:37,651
You know, you look just like Nick Lang.

682
00:47:37,785 --> 00:47:41,071
You think so?
Do you like Nick Lang?

683
00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:43,827
I used to when I was little.
I like Mel Gibson now.

684
00:47:45,918 --> 00:47:47,994
I love him. I love Mel Gibson.

685
00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:51,747
- Moss? I got a table ready for you.
- Great.

686
00:47:51,883 --> 00:47:55,049
Great to see you, Ray.
You're probably headed the other way.

687
00:47:55,177 --> 00:47:58,381
- Do you wanna eat with us?
- No, he couldn't.

688
00:47:58,514 --> 00:48:02,013
No, I spend all day with John.
I'm his partner...

689
00:48:30,129 --> 00:48:31,920
Crash.

690
00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:34,919
Crash, crash, crash.

691
00:48:37,386 --> 00:48:40,387
<i>Wherever you are,
that's a promise from me to you.</i>

692
00:48:40,597 --> 00:48:43,219
You to me. You to me, huh?

693
00:48:43,809 --> 00:48:45,303
<i>...me to you.</i>

694
00:48:45,644 --> 00:48:46,842
<i>...me to you.</i>

695
00:48:47,271 --> 00:48:48,681
<i>...me to you.</i>

696
00:48:48,814 --> 00:48:50,522
You to me. No, me to you!

697
00:48:50,691 --> 00:48:54,142
<i>- ... me to you.
- Me to you!</i>

698
00:48:54,277 --> 00:48:55,736
<i>...me to you.</i>

699
00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:05,406
# Shame on you, you cried in bed

700
00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:09,123
# Shame on you, you told a lie

701
00:49:09,376 --> 00:49:12,579
# Big girls don't cry

702
00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:15,168
<i>- Everybody!
- # Big girls...</i>

703
00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:18,373
# Don't cry-ay-ay

704
00:49:18,510 --> 00:49:20,419
# They don't cry

705
00:49:20,553 --> 00:49:22,879
Come on, John. Come on, come on.

706
00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:25,932
Sing along. Did you forget the words?

707
00:49:26,059 --> 00:49:27,636
# An alibi

708
00:49:27,852 --> 00:49:33,060
I tell ya, I went nuts. I wanted to take her,
right there in the office on the desk.

709
00:49:33,399 --> 00:49:35,558
Is that the one from payroll with the jugs?

710
00:49:35,735 --> 00:49:38,440
I get a world-class woody
every time I go down there.

711
00:49:40,031 --> 00:49:42,273
Hey, guys. We got some ladies here.

712
00:49:42,492 --> 00:49:46,821
- Bet that's a first!
- John, it's OK. Forget about it.

713
00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:51,533
- It's not OK. Your daughter's here.
- Don't worry. I know what a woody is.

714
00:49:52,335 --> 00:49:56,748
- How do you know what a woody is?
- Why don't we move to another table?

715
00:49:56,881 --> 00:50:00,582
- Hey, guys, keep it down.
- Man, keep this down!

716
00:50:00,718 --> 00:50:03,291
Jay! You faggot! You homo...

717
00:50:03,429 --> 00:50:04,425
Excuse me.

718
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:07,595
<i>- Hey!
- Hey, what's your problem?</i>

719
00:50:07,808 --> 00:50:09,848
What did you say?

720
00:50:12,271 --> 00:50:14,098
John, just forget about it!

721
00:50:14,231 --> 00:50:16,271
Hey, asshole! Sit down!

722
00:50:22,782 --> 00:50:25,652
- Get on the table.
- Break his face!

723
00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:30,240
This is ridiculous.
Come here! Hey, leave him alone.

724
00:50:31,457 --> 00:50:35,751
- I would sit down.
- I said, sit down!

725
00:50:35,878 --> 00:50:38,583
It's all right, folks. I'm a police officer.

726
00:50:38,714 --> 00:50:40,837
Ray, show 'em your badge.

727
00:50:41,133 --> 00:50:44,549
Oh. NYPD. NYPD.

728
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,883
And call Midtown.
Tell 'em it's a 10-85.

729
00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:50,257
Can we go now?
I think Bonnie's seen enough.

730
00:50:50,976 --> 00:50:52,601
John, get the check.

731
00:50:52,728 --> 00:50:55,397
Hey, get down there!
Put your hands on the table.

732
00:50:55,522 --> 00:50:58,808
- I gotta go to the precinct.
- Can't Ray do that?

733
00:50:58,984 --> 00:51:00,811
Put your hands on the table.

734
00:51:00,944 --> 00:51:04,776
- No, he can't.
- All right, maybe he can escort us home.

735
00:51:06,783 --> 00:51:09,987
- Hey! Susan!
- It was great!

736
00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:11,863
Susan.

737
00:51:29,681 --> 00:51:32,219
- Hey, they got home OK.
- Oh, it's you.

738
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,888
Sorry about Sal's.
I was gonna meet 'em and leave.

739
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,893
I had no idea they'd ask me to stay.

740
00:51:37,022 --> 00:51:40,307
She's nice, Susan. So's Bonnie.
Decided to take her along, huh?

741
00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:42,600
- She hates me.
- Buy her a pony.

742
00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:46,354
- I'm talking about Susan.
- So buy her a horse.

743
00:51:46,489 --> 00:51:48,114
Hey, can I get a beer?

744
00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:51,776
Susan doesn't hate you.
She's just gettin' to know you.

745
00:51:52,537 --> 00:51:54,909
You gotta... Can I offer
you a little advice?

746
00:51:55,039 --> 00:51:57,495
No, you can't. No. No. No.

747
00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:02,878
Loosen up a little bit, OK?
Seriously. Just... let her in.

748
00:52:03,006 --> 00:52:05,579
- Bare your soul a little.
- Hollywood horseshit.

749
00:52:05,717 --> 00:52:07,756
Where'd you get that last one from?

750
00:52:07,885 --> 00:52:10,008
I can help you, John. I'm serious.

751
00:52:11,889 --> 00:52:14,760
I got it. Pretend I'm Susan.

752
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,427
- What?
- Go with me. This is what I do.

753
00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:20,685
I pretend I'm other people.

754
00:52:20,815 --> 00:52:24,682
If you loosen up a little bit,
you might learn something.

755
00:52:24,819 --> 00:52:26,942
Now, I'm Susan. You're John.

756
00:52:27,071 --> 00:52:29,740
No, you're sick and I'm thirsty.

757
00:52:29,865 --> 00:52:32,866
OK, maybe I can get us started here.

758
00:52:43,879 --> 00:52:45,255
Well?

759
00:52:48,884 --> 00:52:51,422
Well, what?

760
00:52:51,553 --> 00:52:55,717
Talk to me, John.
Tell me what I wanna hear.

761
00:52:55,849 --> 00:52:57,889
Get away from me. Who is this guy?

762
00:52:58,018 --> 00:53:01,932
See? You never talk to me.
You always keep me at a distance.

763
00:53:02,064 --> 00:53:04,733
You treat me like a princess
that you can't touch.

764
00:53:04,858 --> 00:53:06,898
Well, maybe I wanna be touched, John.

765
00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:09,814
- Hey, hey.
- Maybe I wanna be manhandled.

766
00:53:09,947 --> 00:53:12,438
This is crazy.
Don't do this to me here, OK?

767
00:53:12,574 --> 00:53:16,786
- Other men can talk to me.
- What other men? What other men?

768
00:53:16,912 --> 00:53:19,829
- Can I get a Dubonnet, please?
- Is she seeing other men?

769
00:53:19,957 --> 00:53:22,744
- See how he wants to talk?
- Listen, Lang.

770
00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:24,251
- Lang!
- Susan.

771
00:53:24,378 --> 00:53:26,536
- Whoever.
- Susan.

772
00:53:27,130 --> 00:53:29,704
Is she seeing other men?

773
00:53:29,841 --> 00:53:33,175
Frankie? Alphonse? Hm?

774
00:53:33,303 --> 00:53:35,972
Mr Tibor? Come on. Who? Come on.

775
00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:37,844
Susan.

776
00:54:00,663 --> 00:54:02,122
Su...

777
00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:05,034
Sss...

778
00:54:09,672 --> 00:54:13,540
Susan. Susan.

779
00:54:19,474 --> 00:54:22,558
- Yes, John?
- Is she...

780
00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:28,608
Are you seeing other men?

781
00:54:31,861 --> 00:54:33,900
No, John. It's only you.

782
00:54:34,197 --> 00:54:37,316
That's why it's so hard.
I want you, John.

783
00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,322
But you just won't let me in.

784
00:54:40,453 --> 00:54:43,288
- Thank you.
- Just a little...

785
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:49,543
- Ridiculous.
- I thought you were quitting for me.

786
00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:52,422
- This is too strange.
- I'll tell you what's strange.

787
00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:56,795
That somebody so strong
isn't confident in who he is.

788
00:54:56,927 --> 00:55:00,296
- That's bullshit!
- Don't take that tone with me.

789
00:55:01,223 --> 00:55:05,552
- Look... honey.
- Honey's good.

790
00:55:05,686 --> 00:55:10,846
Ever since my divorce, yes, every time
I get serious about a woman, I get scared.

791
00:55:10,983 --> 00:55:14,648
- How many women have there been?
- None, except for my wife.

792
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,103
- And me.
- And you. I mean, not you...

793
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,110
So how do you know you
get scared every time?

794
00:55:21,910 --> 00:55:25,860
This is just like a woman. You turn it
around, give it a twist, you stick it in.

795
00:55:25,998 --> 00:55:29,449
God! You know what?
I am outta here.

796
00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:32,254
Bye. Keep your little Dubonnet.
I'm gone.

797
00:55:36,508 --> 00:55:38,548
Ah, men.

798
00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,370
You son of a bitch!

799
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,377
You son of a bitch!

800
00:56:22,929 --> 00:56:27,507
I can't even go to the bathroom!

801
00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:53,830
Mr Witherspoon?

802
00:56:55,628 --> 00:56:57,870
Not looking for the repeat
customers, huh?

803
00:56:58,089 --> 00:57:00,924
Ohh! Givin' me a hard-on, here.

804
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:05,676
Try skippin' a few meals. Somewhere,
there's a small country going hungry.

805
00:57:06,514 --> 00:57:09,265
What's the matter with this guy?
Cat got your tongue?

806
00:57:09,517 --> 00:57:14,309
We don't know who got it. Got bit
off in a street fight last year.

807
00:57:14,438 --> 00:57:16,514
He won.

808
00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,980
- That's my daughter.
- She's beautiful.

809
00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:24,231
Thank you. She's with me once a month.

810
00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:28,691
- Likes to play while I do business.
- Speaking of business...

811
00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:31,199
Speaking of business.

812
00:57:31,330 --> 00:57:35,280
Our mutual friend indicated to you
that I'm looking for a bored-out. 45...

813
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:39,000
...that can't be traced, something
that won't blow up in my hands.

814
00:57:39,129 --> 00:57:43,791
I can't help you.
I don't know nothin' from guns.

815
00:57:43,926 --> 00:57:46,677
- Right.
- This man sounds like a cop.

816
00:57:46,803 --> 00:57:51,264
Cop! Why? Cos I don't like being fondled
in public by some fat guy with a crush?

817
00:57:51,725 --> 00:57:53,931
It's a joke.

818
00:57:54,061 --> 00:57:57,476
I got money, plenty of
money, Mr Witherspoon. I got...

819
00:58:02,569 --> 00:58:05,653
Hey! Mr Witherspoon, look.
No, no. It's just...

820
00:58:06,490 --> 00:58:08,529
I got nowhere else to turn.

821
00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:11,989
There's this guy. He's all over me.

822
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,828
It's a friggin' nightmare.

823
00:58:13,955 --> 00:58:15,995
He's forced his way into my life.

824
00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:19,244
He's told me, face-to-face,
that he wants to be me.

825
00:58:19,377 --> 00:58:23,327
He moved into my apartment,
moved into my house, moved into my job.

826
00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:25,920
What's next? You know? My old lady?

827
00:58:26,468 --> 00:58:31,213
I know it. Everywhere I look,
I see his smiling face.

828
00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:35,427
I turn on the goddamn TV and I hear his
voice, ya-ta-ta-ta, at me all the time!

829
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,854
You gotta help me. I have got
to get rid of this guy. Please?

830
00:58:40,982 --> 00:58:42,606
Passionate man!

831
00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:46,939
- Watch Julie for me.
- Thank you.

832
00:58:51,868 --> 00:58:53,907
Oh, come to Papa.

833
00:58:58,332 --> 00:59:00,705
Oh, no!

834
00:59:10,136 --> 00:59:12,674
<i>- Moss?
- Hi. It's Susan.</i>

835
00:59:12,805 --> 00:59:14,596
<i>- Oh, hi, Susan.
- Is John home?</i>

836
00:59:14,724 --> 00:59:18,139
<i>- No. No, John's not here.
- Maybe later he'll be home.</i>

837
00:59:18,269 --> 00:59:20,392
No.

838
00:59:20,521 --> 00:59:23,356
No, I... I'm not quite sure.

839
00:59:23,482 --> 00:59:26,685
<i>- Do you think we could have lunch?
- Lunch? Me and you?</i>

840
00:59:26,819 --> 00:59:29,939
<i>- Yeah, you and me.
- Susan, that would be... that'd be great.</i>

841
00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:32,528
<i>- OK, good. 12.00?
- Yeah.</i>

842
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,367
Right. Got it. OK, I'll be there.

843
00:59:36,495 --> 00:59:38,404
Uh-huh.

844
00:59:38,706 --> 00:59:44,376
If I'm not still handcuffed
to the goddamn sofaaaaa!

845
00:59:52,386 --> 00:59:54,793
I have to be careful.

846
00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:56,757
You understand.

847
00:59:56,890 --> 01:00:00,804
The police frown on the guns I make.

848
01:00:01,395 --> 01:00:03,683
People have occasionally used them...

849
01:00:03,814 --> 01:00:08,108
...for socially irresponsible acts,
but what am I supposed to do?

850
01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:10,358
Exactly.

851
01:00:10,487 --> 01:00:11,767
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

852
01:00:11,988 --> 01:00:15,903
This is it. This is
just what I was looking for.

853
01:00:16,034 --> 01:00:18,027
It is a beautiful gun.

854
01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:21,613
Oh, by the way, remember
when I said I wasn't a cop?

855
01:00:22,249 --> 01:00:25,368
I was acting. Not bad, huh? No training.

856
01:00:25,835 --> 01:00:28,124
Can you believe people get paid for that?

857
01:00:28,255 --> 01:00:30,247
<i>Don't even think about it!</i>

858
01:00:30,382 --> 01:00:33,501
You made a gun like this
with a laser sight, for someone else.

859
01:00:33,635 --> 01:00:36,552
Tall guy, muscular build.
You're gonna help me find him.

860
01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:40,180
- What did he do?
- He's been blowing holes in people.

861
01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:43,218
- The Party Crasher?
- Where is he now?

862
01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:48,061
I didn't know. He meets me.

863
01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:51,143
Gives me some design specs.

864
01:00:51,653 --> 01:00:55,567
I do 'em. I figure he was a gun fanatic.

865
01:00:56,074 --> 01:01:00,367
He's waiting for a gun
I got now in the shop.

866
01:01:00,787 --> 01:01:03,823
Well, you're gonna meet him
tomorrow. You got it?

867
01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,453
O... O... OK.

868
01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:16,377
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's just been one of those mornings.

869
01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:20,010
- Couldn't get out of bed?
- No. I mean, no.

870
01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:24,718
No, I just... just busy down at
the precinct. You know, this and that.

871
01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:27,848
- Did you order?
- Yeah. I didn't know if you were coming.

872
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:32,144
It's all right.
I'll just find something real quick here.

873
01:01:32,276 --> 01:01:34,316
All right. OK. Excuse me. Oh!

874
01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:39,482
I, uh... took this perp in this morning...

875
01:01:39,617 --> 01:01:46,449
...and I lost the key down a drain
after I un-cuffed him.

876
01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:51,578
OK. Can I have the number six, with
romaine instead of iceberg lettuce...

877
01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,666
...sprouts if they're fresh,
and a mustard vinaigrette?

878
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:57,633
No. You can have
what's on the menu, though.

879
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,045
- Can I have an Evian with lemon?
- I got tap water with ice.

880
01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:04,421
Fine.

881
01:02:05,767 --> 01:02:10,679
The reason I asked you
here is... well, is John.

882
01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:16,142
- You guys are pretty close, right?
- Oh, yeah. Course.

883
01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:18,650
You might say John's been
a role model for me.

884
01:02:19,781 --> 01:02:23,281
On our first date, I thought
"Wow, who is this guy?"

885
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:29,247
He was so attentive, he was so giving
and he was such a good listener...

886
01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:33,502
...but by the 2nd and 3rd date, I thought
"I wish this guy would loosen up...

887
01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:35,585
...maybe talk about himself. "

888
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,754
Maybe he's just not interested.

889
01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:40,960
- Oh, he is.
- Yeah?

890
01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,763
Susan, believe me.

891
01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:47,589
See, I just met you. How come I
feel closer to you than I do to him?

892
01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:49,517
Well, that's...

893
01:02:49,644 --> 01:02:53,013
- We haven't even slept together yet.
- Well, no, I...

894
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,777
<i>I want to.</i>

895
01:03:00,363 --> 01:03:04,147
I used to have this speech
impediment. I couldn't say no.

896
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,609
Bonnie cured me of that.
She cured me of a lot of things.

897
01:03:08,454 --> 01:03:10,494
Never thought I'd date a cop.

898
01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,790
What's it like?

899
01:03:17,046 --> 01:03:19,917
It's kinda hard to put into words.

900
01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:25,800
I mean, we live this job.

901
01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,097
It's something we are,
not something we do.

902
01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:35,059
You can't become a cop by strappin'
on a gun and ridin' around all day.

903
01:03:35,189 --> 01:03:38,225
When a cop walks up to
give someone a speeding ticket...

904
01:03:38,359 --> 01:03:41,942
...he knows he might have
to kill someone, or be killed himself.

905
01:03:42,071 --> 01:03:46,365
People think this job is like in the movies,
where you get 17 takes to get it right.

906
01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:50,110
We get one take... and
it lasts our whole lives.

907
01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,661
We mess it up...

908
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:55,748
...and we're dead!

909
01:03:57,878 --> 01:03:59,787
Wow.

910
01:03:59,964 --> 01:04:04,211
I wish John would express himself
like that. You know, like... mm!

911
01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:07,382
I'm sorry. I just get...

912
01:04:13,685 --> 01:04:16,141
It's nice having a police escort home.

913
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:24,398
- You like kids?
- Yeah, yeah.

914
01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:28,776
Kids are great. They're like little people.

915
01:04:30,452 --> 01:04:33,702
You were a big hit
with Bonnie last night.

916
01:04:33,830 --> 01:04:35,870
Well, Bonnie's great.

917
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:40,499
Susan, listen.

918
01:04:41,129 --> 01:04:44,545
This isn't right. OK? I know where
this is going and it's all wrong.

919
01:04:44,674 --> 01:04:47,510
- What's all wrong?
- It happens to me all the time.

920
01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:51,764
But it's best if we drop it now,
put it behind us, and nobody'll get hurt.

921
01:04:51,890 --> 01:04:54,013
- Ray, I don't...
- I don't know what it is.

922
01:04:54,142 --> 01:04:57,891
Maybe it's cos I look like Nick Lang.
Women go for that boyish type...

923
01:04:58,021 --> 01:05:01,686
...but it's not fair to John.
- Ray, wait a minute. Did you think...

924
01:05:01,816 --> 01:05:03,975
I mean, this isn't about you...

925
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:06,862
<i>I mean, you don't think
I'm attracted to you?</i>

926
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:09,234
You know.

927
01:05:09,365 --> 01:05:12,699
No, no. Come on.
You attracted to me?

928
01:05:13,328 --> 01:05:17,740
- No. Why would you be attracted to me?
- I'm sorry.

929
01:05:17,874 --> 01:05:20,412
Of course, maybe if you got
to know me better.

930
01:05:28,926 --> 01:05:31,500
- What we got here?
- Leave her alone!

931
01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:34,797
Don't worry. Shh. He's a cop.

932
01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:36,095
Ray?

933
01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:39,143
- It's not my jurisdiction.
- You gotta do something.

934
01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:42,639
Transit cops get bent out of shape
if you butt in on their busts.

935
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,691
This is useless junk, Grandma!
What else you got?

936
01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:49,152
- Move over, doll.
- Stop it!

937
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,112
- Ray!
- Leave her alone!

938
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:56,116
- Give me my purse!
- Where's the cash? Check the money.

939
01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:59,371
- Ray, you gotta stop them!
- All right. OK.

940
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,450
All right, hold it right there. NYPD.

941
01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:06,036
Hey, fuck off, pig!

942
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,005
What'd you say?

943
01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:13,133
Shit!

944
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:16,968
<i>Holy shit.
Let's get the fuck outta here!</i>

945
01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:19,098
Are you a cop or aren't you?

946
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,120
All right. You're under arrest!

947
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,872
You pig!

948
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:56,426
Oh, shit! Where the fuck are we?

949
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,005
Let's get the fuck outta here!

950
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,884
- Freeze!
- Die, pig!

951
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,725
What am I doing?

952
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,100
What're you...

953
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,227
Get outta here!

954
01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:21,574
Motherfucker!

955
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,282
Somebody call a cop!

956
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,249
I mean, another cop besides me.

957
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:36,087
It could be a hostage
situation. Be cool.

958
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,835
- Come on, let's go!
- We gotta get out of here.

959
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,631
<i>Shoot him already!</i>

960
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,594
Don't make me use this!

961
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:53,605
Ray's pinned down and he won't shoot
cos of the people standing around.

962
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,111
Ray?

963
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,815
Get her outta here.

964
01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,911
- What are you doing?
- Damn! Fuckin' locked!

965
01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,203
He's out of bullets.

966
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,247
He's out of bullets!

967
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,251
Then go get him.

968
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:27,347
Police report'll look
better with your name on it, John.

969
01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,305
Damn it!

970
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,723
Come on, come on!

971
01:08:42,534 --> 01:08:44,610
- Kill him now!
- Fuck.

972
01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:51,166
Shit! Step back, motherfucker!
I'm gonna blow your head off!

973
01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:56,203
Step back. I'm not jokin'.

974
01:09:16,067 --> 01:09:18,107
Thanks for the warning.

975
01:09:20,405 --> 01:09:23,489
Up against the wall
and keep your mouth shut!

976
01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:27,364
Boy, I could've done that.

977
01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:32,915
- I was right. No bullets.
- You were wrong.

978
01:09:35,962 --> 01:09:38,120
Misfire. We'll talk later.

979
01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:44,714
I better get this job.

980
01:09:44,846 --> 01:09:47,004
Oh, Ray, what happened? You OK?

981
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,547
- I'm fine.
- Can I talk to my partner?

982
01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:53,931
What the hell's going on? Coincidence?
You wanted to see a New York subway...

983
01:09:54,063 --> 01:09:56,471
...and you happened to be
on the one Susan was on!

984
01:09:56,607 --> 01:09:58,730
- I invited him to lunch.
- You what?

985
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,351
- I can explain.
- You don't have to.

986
01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:05,485
First you bust up our date. Then
you're having lunch with my girlfriend!

987
01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,823
Oh, cut the jealousy bit.
You got no right.

988
01:10:07,994 --> 01:10:11,160
Take a few pointers from Ray.
He knows how to deal with people.

989
01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:13,738
And from what I saw,
he's probably a better cop.

990
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:18,204
While you were probably trashing pizza
parlours, he was dealing with real felons...

991
01:10:18,337 --> 01:10:20,294
...without losing his head.

992
01:10:20,423 --> 01:10:21,668
Goodbye. Call me.

993
01:10:21,882 --> 01:10:25,548
I can't believe you just...
You just kissed him? You kissed his face?

994
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,341
And where are my handcuffs?
I have to pay for those!

995
01:10:28,472 --> 01:10:33,893
I wanted to talk to you about that.
Why would you handcuff me to the bed?

996
01:10:34,019 --> 01:10:37,887
I was good in there, John. Seriously.
We were major cojones!

997
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,484
So what is this? What? What?!

998
01:10:43,654 --> 01:10:47,604
I know. OK. I left him on his own.
Guilty as charged, sir.

999
01:10:47,741 --> 01:10:51,869
But... the guy's OK, right?
Not that that's any excuse.

1000
01:10:51,996 --> 01:10:56,456
You won't like that this happened while
I was working on the Party Crasher case.

1001
01:10:56,583 --> 01:11:00,284
But before you say what you have
every right to say, listen to this.

1002
01:11:00,421 --> 01:11:03,374
I know where the Party Crasher's
gonna be tomorrow.

1003
01:11:03,507 --> 01:11:08,383
If we get every available car, call the
shots ourselves, we can drop him cold!

1004
01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:11,302
- How?
- He's gonna pick up a gun tomorrow.

1005
01:11:11,431 --> 01:11:14,219
We get there first. OK?

1006
01:11:18,897 --> 01:11:21,649
Get Pooley, Grainy
and anybody else you can round up.

1007
01:11:21,775 --> 01:11:23,851
Captain, thank you. OK, great!

1008
01:11:24,569 --> 01:11:27,855
- Now I get rid of Nick Lang...
- No, Moss, you stay with Lang...

1009
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:30,741
...and you do what I told you
and stay off this case.

1010
01:11:30,909 --> 01:11:33,744
<i>Until Lang goes home,
he does not leave your sight.</i>

1011
01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:35,910
Not to clip his toenails, nothing.

1012
01:11:36,122 --> 01:11:40,868
Go near anything more dangerous than
a coffee shop, you'll be an ex-policeman.

1013
01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:43,624
- You can't do this to me.
- Yes, I can. Watch me!

1014
01:11:45,674 --> 01:11:47,713
Yeah?

1015
01:11:48,259 --> 01:11:50,086
Yeah.

1016
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:57,384
OK. OK.

1017
01:11:58,728 --> 01:11:59,724
Yes, sir

1018
01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:08,310
I'm not giving up on this case. I don't give
a shit what your buddy Captain Brix says.

1019
01:12:08,446 --> 01:12:12,526
That maniac's gotta be stopped and
I'm gonna do it. I tracked him down. Me.

1020
01:12:12,659 --> 01:12:17,155
I'm gonna be there when they take this
prick down. With you or without you.

1021
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:24,457
- Hey, John. About Susan...
- I don't wanna talk about it.

1022
01:12:25,505 --> 01:12:30,048
<i>Crasher task-force unit. Male
caller has the Party Crasher at 14122nd.</i>

1023
01:12:30,176 --> 01:12:33,876
<i>- This may be the Party Crasher.
- Six blocks away!</i>

1024
01:12:52,406 --> 01:12:55,573
Shit. I don't like it. No backup.

1025
01:12:55,701 --> 01:12:58,737
I don't like you being here.
I don't like playing wet nurse.

1026
01:12:58,871 --> 01:13:01,658
You could've gotten yourself
killed in that subway.

1027
01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,206
If you're gonna be here,
you got a right to protect yourself.

1028
01:13:05,336 --> 01:13:07,661
Loaded.

1029
01:13:07,796 --> 01:13:09,836
That is the trigger.

1030
01:13:11,550 --> 01:13:15,548
Do not move from this car!
You sit here, you watch that door.

1031
01:13:15,679 --> 01:13:18,929
If he comes out, you tell me
which way he went. Period.

1032
01:13:19,475 --> 01:13:22,678
- Got it? That gun is only for
emergencies. - Right.

1033
01:13:22,811 --> 01:13:25,729
- You got it?
- I got it! It's for emergencies.

1034
01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:18,199
<i>Don't move. Police!</i>

1035
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,823
<i>- John?
- Shit!</i>

1036
01:14:21,953 --> 01:14:23,661
- Moss?
- Look out!

1037
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,329
<i>Get down! Get out, Lang!</i>

1038
01:14:28,459 --> 01:14:30,867
Oh, shit, John.
He's coming at me! What do I do?

1039
01:14:31,003 --> 01:14:35,215
- Get back to the car. Call for backup!
- I'll go call for backup.

1040
01:14:55,027 --> 01:14:56,652
You got him?

1041
01:14:58,030 --> 01:15:00,070
Jesus, Lang, what'd you do?

1042
01:15:01,158 --> 01:15:03,910
- What?
- You shot the wrong guy.

1043
01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:08,574
- Wrong guy?
- Jesus, Lang. Where's the shooter?

1044
01:15:08,707 --> 01:15:11,115
This is some street guy trying to get out.

1045
01:15:11,252 --> 01:15:14,087
What? You didn't tell me
there was more than one guy.

1046
01:15:15,214 --> 01:15:17,965
This guy doesn't even
have a gun. Didn't you look?

1047
01:15:18,092 --> 01:15:19,669
Damn it!

1048
01:15:21,136 --> 01:15:24,671
- He's dead.
- Oh, God! Oh, God.

1049
01:15:25,557 --> 01:15:27,716
I ju... I just...

1050
01:15:27,935 --> 01:15:31,019
It's over. It's over for me. My life is over!

1051
01:15:31,146 --> 01:15:35,607
What am I talking about?
I killed an unarmed guy! A street guy.

1052
01:15:35,734 --> 01:15:38,818
Give me your gun.
Give me your gun! Get in the car.

1053
01:15:38,946 --> 01:15:41,781
- You're arresting me.
- Shut up and let me think!

1054
01:15:41,907 --> 01:15:43,946
Get in! Damn it!

1055
01:15:47,996 --> 01:15:49,194
Ah, Jesus.

1056
01:15:57,047 --> 01:15:59,502
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- All right.

1057
01:15:59,633 --> 01:16:02,005
You're a civilian
who shot an unarmed man...

1058
01:16:02,135 --> 01:16:04,709
...with a police-issue weapon,
and I let you do it.

1059
01:16:04,846 --> 01:16:08,132
If you take the rap for this,
we both lose our careers.

1060
01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:11,635
If I tell 'em I did it, maybe
I can make it look more heroic.

1061
01:16:11,770 --> 01:16:14,474
OK. My fingerprints
are on this gun.

1062
01:16:14,606 --> 01:16:17,560
<i>You were never here. You understand?
You were never here.</i>

1063
01:16:17,692 --> 01:16:19,815
I was never here.
I was never here.

1064
01:16:21,780 --> 01:16:24,401
I was never here.
I was... never here.

1065
01:16:28,203 --> 01:16:30,491
You're an actor.
Pretend it never happened.

1066
01:16:30,622 --> 01:16:33,029
Go back, host charity balls,
save whales...

1067
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,202
...whatever it takes to make it OK.

1068
01:16:36,336 --> 01:16:39,123
- How can I forget?
- You can't.

1069
01:16:42,258 --> 01:16:45,841
- There's gonna be an investigation.
- I've been through 'em before.

1070
01:16:45,970 --> 01:16:48,010
Oh, man!

1071
01:16:50,433 --> 01:16:54,051
- How come you're doing this for me?
- I don't know.

1072
01:16:54,187 --> 01:16:57,852
Listen, if you need anything,
money, a suit for the trial, a lawyer...

1073
01:16:57,982 --> 01:17:01,682
- I'll call you as soon as I get back.
- No. Whatever you do, never call me.

1074
01:17:01,819 --> 01:17:03,859
- You understand?
- Right.

1075
01:17:05,031 --> 01:17:07,272
John.

1076
01:17:12,246 --> 01:17:14,286
Nick.

1077
01:17:25,593 --> 01:17:29,970
Continental Airlines flight 23
to Los Angeles is now ready for boarding.

1078
01:17:30,139 --> 01:17:32,178
Passengers in first class...

1079
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,369
Hi. May I have your ticket please?

1080
01:17:56,373 --> 01:17:57,784
What am I doing?

1081
01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,951
Where's Moss?

1082
01:18:00,085 --> 01:18:03,335
- China, where's Moss?
- Wherever you're not.

1083
01:18:03,463 --> 01:18:07,413
Whatever he said he did, he did it for me.
He didn't even do it. I did it.

1084
01:18:07,634 --> 01:18:10,090
- What?
- I wanna make a full confession.

1085
01:18:10,846 --> 01:18:13,384
Do I look like a priest?

1086
01:18:13,557 --> 01:18:16,760
Don't try talking me out of it
cos my mind's made up.

1087
01:18:22,274 --> 01:18:24,599
<i>"Moss, Moss! Help me, Moss!"</i>

1088
01:18:24,734 --> 01:18:28,186
"He's coming straight at me.
What should I do?"

1089
01:18:28,321 --> 01:18:30,859
I come bursting through
the door, like a maniac.

1090
01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:35,035
This imbecile, his eyes are completely
closed, squeezes off a few shots.

1091
01:18:38,123 --> 01:18:41,491
So I slap my chest, go flying down
the stairs, head over heels...

1092
01:18:41,668 --> 01:18:44,337
...and land right on top of the fuckin' guy.

1093
01:18:45,004 --> 01:18:48,456
Now he's sittin' there...
I'm dyin' on a piss, holding my breath.

1094
01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:53,170
Next thing I know, Moss is going
into this incredible performance, going...

1095
01:18:53,304 --> 01:18:55,926
..."Don't worry, Nick. It's OK."

1096
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:59,260
"I'll take the fall for you.
You go back to Hollywood. "

1097
01:19:00,895 --> 01:19:03,516
And he believes him!

1098
01:19:04,357 --> 01:19:08,189
It was unreal. He sticks the kid on
a plane and he gets him outta his hair.

1099
01:19:08,319 --> 01:19:11,902
- Moss is back on the case.
- He's on that sting operation.

1100
01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:24,578
Nick. Nickie, baby!

1101
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,333
You sharpshooter! We heard about you.

1102
01:19:34,094 --> 01:19:37,594
"It never happened, Nick.
I'll take the fall for you, Nick. "

1103
01:19:37,723 --> 01:19:40,095
Son of a bitch! You stupid...

1104
01:19:40,351 --> 01:19:44,431
<i>Stakeouts. Do you get
haemorrhoids sitting here, like, forever?</i>

1105
01:19:44,563 --> 01:19:47,019
<i>I think I had 'em
the last 13 years.</i>

1106
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,225
- I hate it.
- Can't do nothin' about it.

1107
01:19:50,361 --> 01:19:53,812
- I might try hypnosis.
- That shit don't work.

1108
01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:56,403
Something's gotta work.

1109
01:19:56,533 --> 01:19:58,822
With you, I don't know what works.

1110
01:19:58,952 --> 01:20:00,992
Love certainly isn't doing it.

1111
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,452
He's half an hour late.

1112
01:20:08,587 --> 01:20:12,371
<i>- I don't like it.
- I don't like this either.</i>

1113
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:16,505
I could've been home watching the Nacho
Prince against the Cuchi Frito Kid.

1114
01:20:16,636 --> 01:20:19,044
WrestleMania 14. Pay-per-view.

1115
01:20:19,181 --> 01:20:21,636
Fuck no. We're here hanging out with you.

1116
01:20:31,568 --> 01:20:34,237
Oh, shit. Here he comes!

1117
01:20:39,075 --> 01:20:40,735
Oh, boy. That's him.

1118
01:20:40,994 --> 01:20:44,078
We've got contact.
Stay on your toes. Wait for the signal.

1119
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:09,219
- It's beautiful.
- Thank you very much.

1120
01:21:15,987 --> 01:21:18,394
It's beautiful!

1121
01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:22,608
Damn it!

1122
01:21:23,911 --> 01:21:27,114
<i>I bet you can hear me, Lieutenant Moss.
I just bet you can.</i>

1123
01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:30,078
I think it's time we had a talk.

1124
01:21:30,209 --> 01:21:33,625
I think it's time
we got to know each other.

1125
01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:38,835
You obviously, you just don't
understand what I'm trying to do.

1126
01:21:41,721 --> 01:21:43,879
Don't make me kill him!

1127
01:21:47,226 --> 01:21:50,761
- High noon.
- Moss, watch your ass, man.

1128
01:21:51,021 --> 01:21:52,765
Relax, Benny.

1129
01:21:52,898 --> 01:21:54,938
Yo!

1130
01:22:13,710 --> 01:22:15,750
Close enough.

1131
01:22:17,506 --> 01:22:20,673
I've been looking forward to this...

1132
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,836
...meeting my opponent.

1133
01:22:23,971 --> 01:22:28,467
Tell me, Lieutenant,
why are you doing this?

1134
01:22:28,684 --> 01:22:30,676
Doing what, exactly?

1135
01:22:30,852 --> 01:22:33,557
Why are you treating me like a criminal?

1136
01:22:34,147 --> 01:22:37,018
I don't know. Because... you are one?

1137
01:22:38,693 --> 01:22:40,686
No, I'm not.

1138
01:22:40,821 --> 01:22:45,281
You're a police officer. You should
understand what I'm trying to do.

1139
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,209
We're playing the same game, Lieutenant.

1140
01:22:59,339 --> 01:23:02,044
We're hooked into the same programme.

1141
01:23:05,011 --> 01:23:07,680
I haven't done anything wrong. Anything.

1142
01:23:08,515 --> 01:23:14,469
I killed a pimp. I killed a drug dealer. I kill
the people that make your life difficult.

1143
01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:18,513
- You killed a four-year-old girl.
- You sacrifice pawns.

1144
01:23:18,650 --> 01:23:20,689
You play chess, Lieutenant?

1145
01:23:21,444 --> 01:23:25,228
I would've been a great cop.
Better than you.

1146
01:23:26,366 --> 01:23:30,612
Because I'm smarter than you.
I'm smarter and I'm better than you are!

1147
01:23:31,746 --> 01:23:34,663
OK. OK. You wanna be a cop? Uh...

1148
01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:37,575
Maybe it's not too late.

1149
01:23:37,710 --> 01:23:41,044
I could put in a word.
We could work something out.

1150
01:23:41,172 --> 01:23:46,000
Hey, Lieutenant... you think I'm stupid?

1151
01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:54,685
I was... hoping you were stupid...

1152
01:23:54,810 --> 01:23:57,301
...but, no, I don't think you're stupid.

1153
01:23:57,813 --> 01:24:00,731
A little crazy, maybe.

1154
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:09,148
Don't shoot! He'll blow the place up.
I'm standing in the shit.

1155
01:24:09,658 --> 01:24:10,773
Game's over!

1156
01:24:29,803 --> 01:24:31,262
Go! Go!

1157
01:25:01,001 --> 01:25:03,077
You stupid idiot!

1158
01:25:08,049 --> 01:25:12,047
<i>Crasher on foot, heading
west on 75th Street near Broadway.</i>

1159
01:25:12,178 --> 01:25:13,258
Shit!

1160
01:25:35,994 --> 01:25:39,612
I'm at the Beacon Theater,
in pursuit of the Party Crasher.

1161
01:25:45,086 --> 01:25:47,078
There you are, you son of a bitch!

1162
01:25:58,641 --> 01:26:00,515
- Police officer.
- Can I help you?

1163
01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:02,801
- See a man, red shirt, blonde hair?
- No.

1164
01:26:02,937 --> 01:26:05,060
<i>If you see him, do not interact with him.</i>

1165
01:26:14,740 --> 01:26:17,575
- Police.
- Yeah, and where's your badge?

1166
01:26:18,118 --> 01:26:20,491
Hey, come back here! Shit.

1167
01:26:23,415 --> 01:26:25,953
Move outta the way.
I didn't pay to see your butt.

1168
01:26:26,085 --> 01:26:27,164
Put a cork in it.

1169
01:26:27,503 --> 01:26:30,457
<i>Hey, guys. I'm over here.</i>

1170
01:26:38,847 --> 01:26:41,469
<i>Oh! Oh, my God, no!</i>

1171
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,601
<i>No! No! No, God, no.</i>

1172
01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,253
Moss, look out!

1173
01:27:29,147 --> 01:27:31,270
Stay down! Stay down!

1174
01:28:00,136 --> 01:28:02,175
<i>Joe, you gotta help me!</i>

1175
01:28:03,639 --> 01:28:05,846
<i>Hang on. I'm comin'.</i>

1176
01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:24,531
<i>Aaagh! No!</i>

1177
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,232
<i>OK, hold it. Freeze.</i>

1178
01:28:59,319 --> 01:29:00,979
Hey, asshole!

1179
01:29:03,031 --> 01:29:05,273
<i>Aaagh!</i>

1180
01:29:05,826 --> 01:29:06,691
<i>Aaagh!</i>

1181
01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:08,784
Aaaaagh!

1182
01:29:09,246 --> 01:29:11,819
<i>Aaaagh!</i>

1183
01:29:18,672 --> 01:29:20,711
Moss!

1184
01:29:29,307 --> 01:29:33,305
Keep him alive for trial. That's all I ask.
What the hell is he doing here?

1185
01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,476
He's a murderer. You don't have a gun.

1186
01:29:35,605 --> 01:29:37,562
- Moss?
- What? What?

1187
01:29:37,691 --> 01:29:39,683
You're a dead man.

1188
01:29:39,818 --> 01:29:43,436
It'll be easy.
I killed once, I can kill again.

1189
01:29:43,571 --> 01:29:47,236
Look. I was gonna leave a message
on your phone machine, all right?

1190
01:29:47,367 --> 01:29:49,406
You made me think I killed somebody.

1191
01:29:49,536 --> 01:29:51,694
Do have any idea what
that feels like?

1192
01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:54,202
<i>Would you stop hitting
me in the face?</i>

1193
01:29:57,377 --> 01:29:58,372
You got a minute?

1194
01:30:03,675 --> 01:30:05,335
OK, lock it up.

1195
01:30:05,677 --> 01:30:08,594
You wanted to know what
it feels like to be a cop...

1196
01:30:08,721 --> 01:30:10,880
...what it feels like to kill someone.

1197
01:30:11,015 --> 01:30:14,182
Well, now you know.
It feels like shit, huh?

1198
01:30:17,146 --> 01:30:20,231
I finally know
what it feels like to be you.

1199
01:30:21,150 --> 01:30:22,858
It sucks.

1200
01:30:22,985 --> 01:30:26,686
Susan, me... we wanted to like you.

1201
01:30:27,823 --> 01:30:30,694
But, no, nobody gets in, right?
It's private.

1202
01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:33,744
That's not what I call it, John.

1203
01:30:33,871 --> 01:30:35,698
I call it lonely.

1204
01:30:35,831 --> 01:30:37,705
Hey, Nick.

1205
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:40,787
Damn! I hate it when he does that!

1206
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:44,704
- Is that male bonding?
- Yeah, that's like talking to my ex-wife.

1207
01:31:16,246 --> 01:31:18,618
I'm so stupid!

1208
01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:21,873
Just keep driving.

1209
01:31:23,211 --> 01:31:25,251
You talking to me?

1210
01:31:26,798 --> 01:31:29,918
- Are you talking to me?
- Shut up and keep driving.

1211
01:31:31,344 --> 01:31:34,879
You know, I hate it
when people don't say "Please. "

1212
01:31:35,015 --> 01:31:37,470
Slow down. Aaagh!

1213
01:31:40,145 --> 01:31:42,980
I got a growth in my head
the size of a summer squash.

1214
01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:45,941
- I got a month to live, so...
- You're shitting me.

1215
01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:50,231
I'm not shitting anything. See, it starts
with the tumour and it goes to the colon.

1216
01:31:50,363 --> 01:31:53,946
Hey, I'm drivin' here! I'm drivin' here.

1217
01:31:54,826 --> 01:31:58,444
Let's go out like men.
Let's go out with a bang!

1218
01:32:06,421 --> 01:32:08,045
- Pull over now!
- Drop the gun!

1219
01:32:08,173 --> 01:32:11,423
- I said "pull over". Pull the fuck over!
- Drop the gun!

1220
01:32:25,106 --> 01:32:26,517
- Drop the gun.
- Stop the car.

1221
01:32:27,066 --> 01:32:29,189
- Drop the gun.
- Stop the car.

1222
01:32:57,096 --> 01:32:59,135
I knew you'd see things my way.

1223
01:33:00,891 --> 01:33:04,141
Yeah. 10-4. This is Officer Casanov.

1224
01:33:04,270 --> 01:33:06,725
I got the Party Crasher
in the back of my unit.

1225
01:33:06,855 --> 01:33:09,809
Got him all giftwrapped for delivery.

1226
01:33:09,942 --> 01:33:13,311
No need to thank me.
It's all part of the job. Over and out.

1227
01:33:14,613 --> 01:33:17,982
You want something done right,
goddamn it, call an actor.

1228
01:33:19,368 --> 01:33:23,033
No. That was a riveting performance.

1229
01:33:24,164 --> 01:33:25,493
Yeah. Thanks, Crash.

1230
01:33:25,624 --> 01:33:26,787
Now eat this!

1231
01:33:28,210 --> 01:33:30,119
I hate your movies!

1232
01:33:30,254 --> 01:33:33,539
<i>A little glamour found its
way into the fourth precinct.</i>

1233
01:33:33,674 --> 01:33:36,129
<i>We're here with box-office
champ, Nick Lang...</i>

1234
01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:38,929
<i>...star of the new smash,
"Smoking Gun II".</i>

1235
01:33:39,054 --> 01:33:41,260
<i>Lang spent last night
at NYU hospital...</i>

1236
01:33:41,390 --> 01:33:44,759
<i>...after a dangerous struggle
with the notorious Party Crasher.</i>

1237
01:33:44,976 --> 01:33:49,021
<i>I asked him "What was it like being
face-to-face with a real-life bad guy?"</i>

1238
01:33:49,147 --> 01:33:52,896
<i>Tammy, it wasn't a lot of fun. I kept
waiting for somebody to yell "Cut. "</i>

1239
01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:59,067
<i>The Party Crasher is still at large...</i>

1240
01:33:59,491 --> 01:34:03,405
- Next time bring your keys, asshole!
- You have a lot of explaining to do.

1241
01:34:03,536 --> 01:34:06,454
What is it with you
and this so-called partner?

1242
01:34:06,581 --> 01:34:09,617
- I can explain.
- You lied to me. He lied to me.

1243
01:34:09,751 --> 01:34:11,827
- He's a liar.
- Is this some kind of joke?

1244
01:34:11,961 --> 01:34:15,959
No. Sweetheart, it's...
It's not a joke. It's...

1245
01:34:20,094 --> 01:34:23,546
This thing just kinda got outta hand.
Can you sit down?

1246
01:34:23,681 --> 01:34:26,053
- I don't wanna sit down.
- Please. OK?

1247
01:34:27,435 --> 01:34:29,475
I, uh...

1248
01:34:33,566 --> 01:34:35,808
I...

1249
01:34:35,943 --> 01:34:38,150
The way I feel about you...

1250
01:34:38,279 --> 01:34:41,778
...I haven't felt about
a woman in a long, long time.

1251
01:34:43,868 --> 01:34:45,907
So, maybe we could, uh...

1252
01:34:47,914 --> 01:34:50,701
...you know, start over. I mean...

1253
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,880
This is hard to say...

1254
01:35:00,009 --> 01:35:03,627
...but I've been thinking a lot about it...

1255
01:35:03,763 --> 01:35:07,428
...and we can't have a relationship.

1256
01:35:07,641 --> 01:35:10,179
Sure we can, cos I can change.
I'll try harder.

1257
01:35:10,311 --> 01:35:12,517
It's not that. It's not you.
You're fine.

1258
01:35:15,107 --> 01:35:17,812
It's what you do. It's...

1259
01:35:18,402 --> 01:35:22,981
It's... It's all the violence. I have spent
my life trying to run away from that.

1260
01:35:23,115 --> 01:35:26,235
I cannot put Bonnie in
a position where she doesn't know...

1261
01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:28,527
...if her father's gonna come home alive.

1262
01:35:28,662 --> 01:35:31,663
<i>Yeah, I understand. Sure.</i>

1263
01:35:32,875 --> 01:35:36,078
Cops are too angry, too violent.

1264
01:35:37,588 --> 01:35:40,339
Too risky to care about...

1265
01:35:40,466 --> 01:35:42,505
...until you need one.

1266
01:35:44,011 --> 01:35:46,584
Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we?

1267
01:35:47,264 --> 01:35:49,340
I understand that one all right.

1268
01:36:40,233 --> 01:36:42,688
Susan?

1269
01:36:43,111 --> 01:36:44,938
- I figured it out!
- Aw, shit.

1270
01:36:45,071 --> 01:36:47,858
- The Crasher's coming here to get you.
- Nick, please.

1271
01:36:47,991 --> 01:36:49,948
It's the third act.

1272
01:36:50,076 --> 01:36:53,776
The killer tries to get revenge on the cop.
It makes it more personal.

1273
01:36:53,913 --> 01:36:57,745
What is this? Some kind of story
conference? This is real life, Nick.

1274
01:36:57,875 --> 01:37:01,209
The killer stays as far away
from the cops as possible.

1275
01:37:01,337 --> 01:37:06,462
Don't you get it? All right, maybe
he goes after someone close to you.

1276
01:37:06,592 --> 01:37:09,712
Or maybe he decapitates
your horse or boils your rabbit.

1277
01:37:09,845 --> 01:37:11,672
I don't have a horse or a rabbit...

1278
01:37:11,806 --> 01:37:15,850
...and I don't have anyone close to me.
- Susan! He's gonna try to hurt Susan.

1279
01:37:15,977 --> 01:37:19,061
Wrong. Susan just dumped me.
Any other bright ideas?

1280
01:37:19,188 --> 01:37:22,771
- Susan just dumped you?
- Didn't you just see her in the elevator?

1281
01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:23,979
No.

1282
01:37:24,151 --> 01:37:28,066
- You didn't... pass her in the lobby?
- No.

1283
01:37:36,872 --> 01:37:39,328
<i>- Hello?
- It's me. I got your girl.</i>

1284
01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:41,664
<i>- What I really want is you.
- Where are you?</i>

1285
01:37:41,794 --> 01:37:44,878
<i>I'm at the top of the world,
with your buddy, Nick Lang.</i>

1286
01:37:45,005 --> 01:37:48,873
<i>- You scumbag, where are you?
- You're the detective, you figure it out.</i>

1287
01:37:49,009 --> 01:37:51,844
<i>- Let me speak to Susan.
- She's an angel...</i>

1288
01:37:51,970 --> 01:37:54,010
<i>...but she doesn't have wings. Get it?</i>

1289
01:37:55,349 --> 01:37:57,555
Oh, God. Oh, God, no!

1290
01:38:03,148 --> 01:38:06,731
<i>"The top of the world
with your buddy, Nick Lang. "</i>

1291
01:38:43,396 --> 01:38:46,231
- You don't have to do this, you know.
- Yeah, I know.

1292
01:39:39,952 --> 01:39:42,906
Susan! Grab my hand, grab my hand!

1293
01:39:50,254 --> 01:39:52,293
Susan! Susan!

1294
01:39:53,882 --> 01:39:55,542
Oh, Jesus.

1295
01:39:55,676 --> 01:39:57,419
Oh, God!

1296
01:40:05,102 --> 01:40:07,308
Whooooo-ya!

1297
01:40:09,231 --> 01:40:10,974
Grab my hand!

1298
01:40:12,985 --> 01:40:16,484
Yes! Come on, come on!

1299
01:40:18,156 --> 01:40:19,900
Oh, God!

1300
01:40:28,291 --> 01:40:30,747
You're not a real hero.

1301
01:40:34,464 --> 01:40:36,421
People need real heroes.

1302
01:40:37,092 --> 01:40:39,131
- Wait, wait! Hold on!
- You got me?

1303
01:40:39,261 --> 01:40:41,384
OK, OK. Don't let go.

1304
01:40:41,930 --> 01:40:44,717
Quit smoking, you little cockroach!

1305
01:40:52,232 --> 01:40:54,438
Come on. All right.

1306
01:40:58,738 --> 01:41:00,980
<i>Hey! Hey!</i>

1307
01:41:05,703 --> 01:41:09,368
- Where's Nick?
- I got him! I got him!

1308
01:41:09,499 --> 01:41:11,657
<i>I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.</i>

1309
01:41:17,799 --> 01:41:19,838
<i>Susan! Susan!</i>

1310
01:41:20,593 --> 01:41:23,380
Hey, yo! Check this out, man.

1311
01:41:23,596 --> 01:41:25,921
John! Help!

1312
01:41:26,057 --> 01:41:27,717
Susan! Susan!

1313
01:41:27,975 --> 01:41:30,348
Oh, God. Susan!

1314
01:41:30,478 --> 01:41:32,305
<i>Hang on!</i>

1315
01:41:32,438 --> 01:41:34,810
Oh, God. Just hang on!

1316
01:41:37,485 --> 01:41:40,569
Son of a bitch! John!

1317
01:41:40,696 --> 01:41:42,938
Don't let go. And don't look down.

1318
01:41:43,074 --> 01:41:45,565
OK. Ohh!

1319
01:41:50,081 --> 01:41:53,948
- I think he went to get your gun.
- I'll take care of him. You go after her.

1320
01:41:54,585 --> 01:41:57,041
<i>Oh, no! John!</i>

1321
01:42:03,636 --> 01:42:06,720
Ah, my shoe. Shit! That was a Ferragamo.

1322
01:42:17,191 --> 01:42:20,227
<i>- Hurry!
- Susan!</i>

1323
01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:29,734
<i>I'm coming!</i>

1324
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,633
Susan!

1325
01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:01,396
<i>Hurry!</i>

1326
01:43:01,526 --> 01:43:04,860
It's OK. All right, I'm coming down.

1327
01:43:05,864 --> 01:43:09,067
I hate these fucking billboards.

1328
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,285
OK. You gotta reach, Susan.
Grab my wrist.

1329
01:43:12,412 --> 01:43:15,164
All right. Oh, my God!

1330
01:43:18,543 --> 01:43:21,034
- Grab my wrist!
- Oh, my God!

1331
01:43:24,299 --> 01:43:25,757
Hurry!

1332
01:43:29,595 --> 01:43:31,422
Hey, asshole!

1333
01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:35,974
Come on. OK, I got you.

1334
01:43:37,812 --> 01:43:41,062
<i>I will kill you!</i>

1335
01:43:41,190 --> 01:43:43,681
Go on, kill me! Fuck!

1336
01:43:45,778 --> 01:43:47,605
Son of a bitch!

1337
01:44:02,795 --> 01:44:04,834
Hello!

1338
01:44:07,967 --> 01:44:10,292
Goodbye.

1339
01:44:15,391 --> 01:44:17,300
This isn't the movies, stupid!

1340
01:44:44,253 --> 01:44:45,913
Nick. Oh, God.

1341
01:44:46,046 --> 01:44:49,878
- John, it's OK. I'm not... I'm not shot.
- Jesus.

1342
01:44:50,008 --> 01:44:53,840
- If I was shot, I'd feel something, right?
- That's the way it works.

1343
01:44:53,970 --> 01:44:56,888
In five minutes, you'll
wish you didn't feel anything.

1344
01:44:57,015 --> 01:45:01,179
- Hold on. You're gonna make it.
- You were right.

1345
01:45:01,311 --> 01:45:05,356
- You're gonna make it. Hold on.
- I don't feel so hot all of a sudden.

1346
01:45:05,690 --> 01:45:10,399
Why did you come back? Why did I ever
let you up here in the first place?

1347
01:45:10,529 --> 01:45:12,568
I had to get the part.

1348
01:45:13,698 --> 01:45:15,857
It's a great part.

1349
01:45:16,284 --> 01:45:18,491
Do you think I woulda got it?

1350
01:45:18,620 --> 01:45:22,700
Yeah, pal.
I think you woulda nailed it.

1351
01:45:23,917 --> 01:45:25,909
Oh, man. This is too real!

1352
01:45:26,044 --> 01:45:27,871
Hold on, Nick.

1353
01:45:28,004 --> 01:45:30,044
Come on, man. Just hold on.

1354
01:45:32,258 --> 01:45:34,298
Oh, man. Where are they?

1355
01:45:34,427 --> 01:45:36,503
You're gonna make it. Just hold on.

1356
01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:47,605
- Is he gonna be OK?
- He's tougher than he looks.

1357
01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:48,472
Easy.

1358
01:45:50,276 --> 01:45:52,399
Are you finally happy, Nick?

1359
01:45:52,528 --> 01:45:54,735
Answer me.

1360
01:45:54,864 --> 01:45:57,616
You got what you wanted.
This is what you wanted.

1361
01:45:57,742 --> 01:46:01,656
Real bad guys.
Real bullets. Real blood.

1362
01:46:01,954 --> 01:46:07,494
<i>Real bad guys.
Real bullets. Real blood.</i>

1363
01:46:08,294 --> 01:46:11,046
<i>You thought we were
playing games, right?</i>

1364
01:46:12,340 --> 01:46:14,795
<i>Well, this ain't the movies.</i>

1365
01:46:16,594 --> 01:46:19,001
<i>It's about putting your life on the line...</i>

1366
01:46:19,138 --> 01:46:22,886
<i>...knowing somewhere
there's a bullet with your name on it.</i>

1367
01:46:23,768 --> 01:46:26,341
<i>Well, you found yours,
you son of a bitch.</i>

1368
01:46:29,398 --> 01:46:33,063
<i>We're not like
those assholes in the movies.</i>

1369
01:46:33,193 --> 01:46:35,863
<i>They get 17 takes to get it right.</i>

1370
01:46:37,156 --> 01:46:39,195
<i>We get one...</i>

1371
01:46:42,328 --> 01:46:44,285
<i>...and it lasts our whole life.</i>

1372
01:46:44,496 --> 01:46:46,987
That's my line.
That's what I said to him!

1373
01:46:47,124 --> 01:46:50,872
- Please, man. Could you be quiet?
- It was. I said that.

1374
01:46:51,170 --> 01:46:52,249
Shh!

1375
01:47:06,435 --> 01:47:09,685
This is all stuff I said to him.
The son of a bitch stole my life!

1376
01:47:09,813 --> 01:47:13,811
Would you shut up, Moss?
We're trying to watch the end credits.

1377
01:47:14,401 --> 01:47:16,192
<i># Don't call it a comeback...</i>

1378
01:47:16,278 --> 01:47:16,858
<i>#... I been here for years</i>

1379
01:47:17,362 --> 01:47:19,651
<i># I'm rockin' my peers
puttin' suckers in fear</i>

1380
01:47:19,781 --> 01:47:22,319
<i># Makin' the tears
rain down like a monsoon</i>

1381
01:47:22,450 --> 01:47:24,408
He's a lot shorter in real life, OK?

1382
01:47:24,578 --> 01:47:25,906
<i># Explosion</i>

1383
01:47:26,037 --> 01:47:27,033
<i># Overpowerin'</i>

1384
01:47:27,163 --> 01:47:29,121
<i># Over the competition I'm towerin'</i>

1385
01:47:29,249 --> 01:47:31,740
<i># Wreckin' shop
when I drop these lyrics</i>

1386
01:47:31,876 --> 01:47:33,703
<i># That'll make you call the cops</i>

1387
01:47:33,837 --> 01:47:37,122
<i># Don't you dare stare
You better move</i>

1388
01:47:37,257 --> 01:47:39,463
<i># Don't ever compare me to the rest</i>

1389
01:47:39,592 --> 01:47:41,466
<i># That'll all get sliced and diced</i>

1390
01:47:41,594 --> 01:47:43,302
<i># Competition's payin' the price</i>

1391
01:48:02,198 --> 01:48:04,903
<i># Don't you call this
a regular jam</i>

1392
01:48:05,034 --> 01:48:06,612
<i># I'm gonna rock this land</i>

1393
01:48:06,744 --> 01:48:09,994
<i># I'm gonna take this
itty-bitty world by storm</i>

1394
01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:11,285
<i># And I'm just gettin' warm</i>

1395
01:48:11,415 --> 01:48:14,831
<i># Just like Muhammad Ali
They called him Cassius</i>

1396
01:48:14,961 --> 01:48:17,452
<i># Watch me bash this beat
like a skull</i>

1397
01:48:17,588 --> 01:48:19,497
<i># That you know I had beef with</i>

1398
01:48:19,632 --> 01:48:22,835
<i># Why do you riff with me,
the maniac psycho</i>

1399
01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:24,593
<i># And when I pull out my jammy
get ready</i>

1400
01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:27,638
<i># Cos it might go blaw!
How ya like me now?</i>

1401
01:48:27,765 --> 01:48:30,007
<i># The ripper will not allow</i>

1402
01:48:30,142 --> 01:48:32,182
<i># You to get with Mr Swift</i>

1403
01:48:32,311 --> 01:48:33,640
<i># Don't riff</i>

1404
01:48:33,771 --> 01:48:35,146
<i># Listen to my gears shift</i>

1405
01:48:35,272 --> 01:48:37,146
<i># I'm blastin', outlastin'</i>

1406
01:48:37,274 --> 01:48:39,896
<i># Kinda like Shaft,
so you could say I'm shaftin'</i>

1407
01:48:40,027 --> 01:48:41,687
<i># Olde English filled my mind</i>

1408
01:48:41,821 --> 01:48:44,109
<i># And I came up with a funky rhyme</i>

1409
01:48:45,305 --> 01:48:51,300
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