1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:24,972 --> 00:00:29,363 You looked at Ray and said, "I want him to be my boyfriend, - 3 00:00:29,532 --> 00:00:33,571 - but he's got to change. " What are you talking about? 4 00:00:33,732 --> 00:00:37,645 One of the things that initiated a misunderstanding - 5 00:00:37,812 --> 00:00:41,725 - was that one day, I didn't want to have sex with him. 6 00:00:41,892 --> 00:00:46,170 So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it. 7 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,803 Stop at $4,000! 8 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:59,090 You'd been drinking, and you thought you were making love to me. 9 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:07,001 This differs from a normal massage. 10 00:01:14,772 --> 00:01:17,889 - Jamie, I ... - No! 11 00:01:20,612 --> 00:01:25,481 This television funny-man killed his brother in cold blood. 12 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:29,247 My guests have crushes on food service workers. 13 00:01:29,412 --> 00:01:33,530 Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye? 14 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:43,730 Do you want to tell them something? 15 00:01:43,892 --> 00:01:47,487 I'm really a man. 16 00:01:56,292 --> 00:02:00,444 Where's the cable guy? 17 00:02:10,052 --> 00:02:12,850 Rick Legatos, please. 18 00:02:16,612 --> 00:02:21,163 - Hey Rick, phone. - How's the move going? 19 00:02:21,332 --> 00:02:27,009 The cable guy is missing in action. l hope he gets here before l die. 20 00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:32,007 - You haven't called Robin? - No. l'm giving her her space. 21 00:02:32,172 --> 00:02:36,882 - l can't believe she's doing this. - You shouldn't have proposed. 22 00:02:37,052 --> 00:02:41,011 All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out. 23 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:45,290 - Let's go! - Just give me a minute! 24 00:02:45,452 --> 00:02:48,489 Listen, a piece of advice ... 25 00:02:48,652 --> 00:02:54,284 Slip the cable guy $50, he'll give you all the movie channels for free. 26 00:02:54,452 --> 00:02:59,287 l'm not good at that stuff. What if he says no? 27 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:02,364 None of them say no. 28 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:06,411 - I've got to go. Talk to you later. - All right. 29 00:03:10,132 --> 00:03:15,604 Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here anymore ... 30 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:40,729 - Cable guy! - Oh, great! 31 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:46,090 - Cable guy! - Don't leave! 32 00:03:49,572 --> 00:03:52,644 - Wait! - Cable guy! 33 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:56,930 - l'm coming! - Cable guy! 34 00:03:59,652 --> 00:04:01,332 Cable guy! 35 00:04:01,332 --> 00:04:02,242 Cable guy! 36 00:04:05,692 --> 00:04:09,651 Wait! Come back. 37 00:04:11,092 --> 00:04:15,643 - Look who decided to show. - You should have come hours ago. 38 00:04:15,812 --> 00:04:20,522 Should l? So, l'm the tardy one? 39 00:04:20,692 --> 00:04:25,049 Yeah. l was going to the bed-and-bath place. Now it's closed. 40 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:29,683 Maybe l shouldn't have come at all. Jerk off! 41 00:04:31,092 --> 00:04:34,801 l'm just joking with you. 42 00:04:37,372 --> 00:04:42,969 The old McNair place! Never thought they'd get the floors clean ... 43 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:48,445 - What happened? - They had a lot of cats. 44 00:04:48,612 --> 00:04:52,525 - Please mail this in when l'm done. - Does it go to your boss? 45 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:57,527 No, it goes to me. l'm kind of a perfectioniss ... 46 00:04:57,692 --> 00:05:00,809 Perfectioniss ... t. 47 00:05:02,772 --> 00:05:05,650 Let's take a look. 48 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:13,243 This could be a cool pad. 49 00:05:15,172 --> 00:05:18,289 Come on, baby. 50 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:23,924 Come on, baby. Talk to me. 51 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:28,768 Tell me where you like it. 52 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:38,291 Hello, Mama. 53 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:44,730 ls this what you want? ls this where you need it? 54 00:05:50,092 --> 00:05:53,050 How about this? 55 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:03,729 That's your sweet spot, right there. 56 00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:10,811 Your lady kicked you out. 57 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,608 What? 58 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:21,530 l noticed you were previously wired at 1 2681 l2 Chestnut. 59 00:06:21,692 --> 00:06:27,244 Last week, the billing was transferred to one Robin Harris. 60 00:06:27,412 --> 00:06:32,247 - Smells like heartbreak to me. - l don't want to discuss that. 61 00:06:32,412 --> 00:06:37,122 - Just install my cable, please. - Suit yourself. 62 00:06:37,292 --> 00:06:40,489 No sweat off my sack. 63 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:44,281 You might want to put on a bathing suit. 64 00:06:44,452 --> 00:06:48,764 You'll be channel surfing in no time. 65 00:07:02,892 --> 00:07:07,283 So ends day 54 of the trial of former child star, Sam Sweet, - 66 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:11,491 - who has been accused of shooting his brother Stan in cold blood. 67 00:07:11,652 --> 00:07:17,602 The twins were stars of the hit sitcom, "Double Trouble". 68 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:21,367 - Who broke this? - He did it! 69 00:07:21,532 --> 00:07:27,004 Life wasn't sweet after their programme was cancelled. 70 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:30,164 Sam turned to petty larceny, - 71 00:07:30,332 --> 00:07:35,531 - while his brother fell in with the cult "Brotherhood of Friends". 72 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,928 l hope they fry this bastard. 73 00:07:48,812 --> 00:07:52,361 What happened? 74 00:07:52,532 --> 00:07:57,526 Your furniture and appliances were causing problems with the reception. 75 00:07:58,492 --> 00:08:04,124 - l moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, l guess. 76 00:08:04,292 --> 00:08:08,205 l just have some paperwork for you to fill out. 77 00:08:08,372 --> 00:08:14,481 lt's a drag. You just get to know somebody and then the job is done. 78 00:08:14,652 --> 00:08:18,042 Sign here. 79 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:31,525 l feel good about this. 80 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:38,885 Hey, wait! 81 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:44,809 l have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50 ... 82 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:49,887 He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that? 83 00:08:57,572 --> 00:09:02,885 - You mean illegal cable? - Yeah ... 84 00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:06,567 - Who told you that? - Forget it. 85 00:09:06,732 --> 00:09:08,927 You're offering me a bribe. 86 00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:14,724 That's illegal. You could be fined up to $5,000 or go to jail. 87 00:09:14,892 --> 00:09:18,601 No, l was just making conversation. Forget it. 88 00:09:22,652 --> 00:09:26,565 l'm just jerking your chain. 89 00:09:28,092 --> 00:09:35,442 You are too easy. Wake up. Smell the smelling salt. 90 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:37,887 l'll juice you up. 91 00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:43,641 - One guy doing another guy a solid. - That is so nice. 92 00:09:43,812 --> 00:09:51,162 Well, you're a nice guy. Many customers treat me like snot. 93 00:09:51,332 --> 00:09:55,245 Here's my personal pager number. 94 00:09:55,412 --> 00:10:01,885 - The company puts you on hold. - Thanks. You'll get good marks. 95 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:06,648 Maybe l'll show you the satellite, how this whole thing works. 96 00:10:06,812 --> 00:10:11,169 - Sure, we should do that one day. - How about tomorrow? 97 00:10:11,332 --> 00:10:17,851 - Tomorrow's no good. - You'll be stewing about your ex? 98 00:10:19,332 --> 00:10:22,927 No. 99 00:10:23,092 --> 00:10:29,964 - l crossed the line. Sorry. - You didn't cross the line. 100 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:34,011 Cool! Pick you up at six-thirty. 101 00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:41,810 There are 24 classrooms. Each can be converted into a home. 102 00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:48,127 There's a swimming pool, tennis courts, a gym and a stage, - 103 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:52,001 - if the residents decide they want to perform "Oklahoma". 104 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:57,724 - Oklahoma! - lt's available in foreclosure. 105 00:10:57,892 --> 00:11:01,282 With a cash bid, we can steal this thing. 106 00:11:12,012 --> 00:11:15,527 Tough room, but you got them. 107 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:19,890 Are you having a little domestic discord? 108 00:11:20,052 --> 00:11:25,080 Robin and l are having difficulties. l think it's only temporary. 109 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:31,248 lf you screw this project up, it's not going to be my ass. 110 00:11:31,412 --> 00:11:34,449 - Do you know what l mean? - l'm on it. 111 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:38,605 I'm more patient. I'm more loving. They tell me this. 112 00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:43,288 There's something in everyone's life they could improve. 113 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:49,641 If they're doing well financially, maybe their relationships suffer ... 114 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:56,411 Call now, and you'll be rushed the "Personal Power Success System. " 115 00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:03,120 Steven! 116 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:06,489 Stevie, time to leavie! 117 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:14,847 Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation? 118 00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:19,210 lt's the fun bus. Come on! 119 00:12:22,332 --> 00:12:25,324 - How's it going? - Hey, buddy! 120 00:12:26,252 --> 00:12:29,244 l've had a few drinks, so buckle up. 121 00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:35,567 That's my humour. Thanks for coming out. 122 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:41,682 Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works. 123 00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:47,882 - Where exactly are we going? - To ride the information highway. 124 00:13:11,372 --> 00:13:16,492 l come up here to think sometimes. Clear my head. 125 00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:20,281 Brace yourself. 126 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:23,409 There she is. 127 00:13:30,732 --> 00:13:35,362 She's sending entertainment and information to millions of citizens. 128 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:42,449 - That's pretty impressive. - l knew you'd appreciate this. 129 00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:50,842 The future is now! 130 00:13:51,012 --> 00:13:55,449 Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer. 131 00:13:55,612 --> 00:14:00,402 You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling. 132 00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:05,771 You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam. 133 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:10,323 There's no end to the possibilities! 134 00:14:12,692 --> 00:14:17,208 When l was a kid, my mom worked nights. l never met my father. 135 00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:21,843 - But the TV was always there. - l know what you mean. 136 00:14:22,012 --> 00:14:24,810 My dad might as well have been away. 137 00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:32,283 That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues. 138 00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:35,569 Reality isn't "Father Knows Best" any more. 139 00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:39,884 lt's a kick in the face with a steel-toe work boot, - 140 00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:45,809 - and a trip to the hospital for reconstructive surgery. 141 00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:50,930 But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? 142 00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:56,288 My brother is a speech therapist. 143 00:14:57,932 --> 00:15:01,004 So? 144 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:04,084 Never mind. 145 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,927 - You're pretty love-struck, huh? - l miss her. 146 00:15:11,092 --> 00:15:16,007 - l proposed, and she kicked me out. - l hate that. 147 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:23,726 - She said l pressed too hard. - Women are a labyrinth, my friend. 148 00:15:23,892 --> 00:15:26,850 Can l be frank? 149 00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:33,042 l don't think you listen to her. You tell her what she wants to hear. 150 00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:37,251 She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is. 151 00:15:37,412 --> 00:15:41,690 All the complicated splendor that is woman. 152 00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:47,848 When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you tenfold. 153 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:51,721 You're right. That's incredibly insightful. 154 00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:55,965 lt was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show. 155 00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:08,092 Women love "Sleepless in Seattle." lt's on HBO this month. 156 00:16:08,252 --> 00:16:12,211 - That's your bait. - Robin loves that movie. 157 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:19,528 Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself. 158 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:25,050 - She'll come running. - Maybe l'll give it a try. 159 00:16:25,212 --> 00:16:29,888 lt's embarrassing, l don't even know your name. 160 00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:33,203 Do you really want to know my name? 161 00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:36,284 You do? 162 00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:47,881 lt's Ernie Douglas. But my friends call me Chip. 163 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:03,642 Goodbye. 164 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:07,849 This concludes our broadcast day. Click. 165 00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:12,961 l don't listen to you. l pretend to understand. 166 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,363 l'm just saying what l think you want to hear. 167 00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:24,325 l'm interested in learning about the complicated splendor that is you. 168 00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:31,011 l can see that taking this time might be good for us. l'm not mad. 169 00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:38,130 - Sometimes time apart is healthy. - You're right. 170 00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:43,524 That's what l came here to say. 171 00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:46,923 l have to get back to the office. 172 00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:54,441 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Cook dinner and watch a movie. 173 00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:59,481 - "Sleepless in Seattle" is on TV. - l love that movie. 174 00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:02,803 Why don't you come by? 175 00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:07,762 - Maybe l will. - Whatever. 176 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:15,686 I'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case, - 177 00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:20,687 - the prosecution played the call Sam made on the night of the murder. 178 00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:23,889 Mr. Sweet confessed one month later. 179 00:18:24,052 --> 00:18:28,204 Oh, my God. My twin brother's been shot. 180 00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:33,241 I think it was an Asian gang or something! 181 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:39,203 I saw someone. He was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure - 182 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,241 - it was Asian. 183 00:18:53,812 --> 00:18:56,770 He had the same injury last year. 184 00:18:56,932 --> 00:19:00,163 You guys play here too? 185 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:06,364 l thought l'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball. 186 00:19:06,532 --> 00:19:10,923 - Great. We need another man. - Chip Douglas, my cable guy. 187 00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:14,767 We met a week ago, but l feel l've always known him. 188 00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:18,242 That's sweet. 189 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:23,131 - Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way. 190 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:28,412 - l'm on Steven's team. - l'll switch teams. Let's play. 191 00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:32,326 l've got to warm up! l don't want to pull a hammy. 192 00:19:57,212 --> 00:20:00,841 - Let's get it on . - You any good? 193 00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:03,480 You'll find out. 194 00:20:03,652 --> 00:20:06,928 Check it. 195 00:20:07,092 --> 00:20:09,845 Looks good. 196 00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:14,244 Let's see what you got, White Shadow. 197 00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:16,846 Foul! 198 00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:21,324 - That was a travel! - Whatever you say, Chip! 199 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:25,280 l see. We're playing prison rules, huh? 200 00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:05,127 Feed me! 201 00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:14,850 Steven, l'm open! Feed me the rock! 202 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:20,048 Chip, over here! 203 00:21:51,332 --> 00:21:55,245 l love this game. 204 00:21:57,092 --> 00:22:01,847 - l guess we're done. - Thanks for bringing your friend. 205 00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:09,961 l never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost. 206 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,364 What are you doing? 207 00:22:15,532 --> 00:22:20,128 - l'm just talking trash. - You ruined the game. 208 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:23,807 Friends don't speak to each other like that. 209 00:22:23,972 --> 00:22:28,090 We're not friends. l don't even know you. 210 00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:34,327 - Let me buy you a Heineken. - l'm going home. 211 00:22:34,492 --> 00:22:38,883 l guess we'll talk later. l have to do some stuff anyway. 212 00:22:48,612 --> 00:22:52,730 You have 1 1 new messages. 213 00:22:52,892 --> 00:22:57,682 Steven, it's Mom. Call me. I'm still your mother, you know. 214 00:22:57,852 --> 00:23:01,481 Steven, call your mother. 215 00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:06,851 Hey, Steven. Give me a ring. I'm at 555-4329. 216 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:12,530 I'm at a pay phone. If you're there, pick up. 217 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,729 I'll be home later. 218 00:23:15,892 --> 00:23:20,807 Okay, I'm home. Give me a buzz when you get in. 219 00:23:20,972 --> 00:23:25,807 It's me again. I was taking a whiz. Thought you might have called. 220 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:30,760 We're having ourselves a game of phone tag here. 221 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:38,447 I was just blow-drying my hair ... Thought I heard the phone ring. 222 00:23:39,772 --> 00:23:43,003 I think your machine is ... 223 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:57,848 - Hey, good to see you. - You too. 224 00:24:06,852 --> 00:24:09,969 - So how's work? - Work's good. 225 00:24:10,132 --> 00:24:16,048 - How's Hal? - The guy has no vision. 226 00:24:16,212 --> 00:24:21,809 lt's like working for Mr. Magoo. And those hair plugs ... 227 00:24:21,972 --> 00:24:28,764 He's just an utterly useless person. l think l hate him. 228 00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:35,280 - lt's nice to see you doing well. - lt's nice just to see you. 229 00:24:36,452 --> 00:24:40,684 Hey. lt should be on now. 230 00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:53,449 Damn it. The cable's out. 231 00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:59,884 l know what to do. The cable guy is a friend of mine. 232 00:25:00,052 --> 00:25:05,001 l'm a preferred customer. All l have to do is page him. 233 00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:24,123 - Hi. ls there a problem? - My cable's out. 234 00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:30,527 Really? So you called me. 235 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:34,128 Funny, how you call when you need something. 236 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:40,288 - ls that how you treat people? - l've been busy. Robin is here. 237 00:25:41,772 --> 00:25:47,404 - This is important. - But calling me back isn't? 238 00:25:47,572 --> 00:25:51,645 l'm sorry. Can you help me out? 239 00:25:52,692 --> 00:25:57,891 Why should l help you? l gave you free cable. 240 00:25:58,052 --> 00:26:02,091 - What have you ever done for me? - Anything you want. 241 00:26:02,252 --> 00:26:07,645 - Tomorrow night we hang out. - Fine, anything you want. 242 00:26:07,812 --> 00:26:13,648 God bless you. You're too good to me. 243 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,284 All set! 244 00:26:28,572 --> 00:26:34,204 - What's with the cut cord? - That's for effect. Until tomorrow. 245 00:26:34,372 --> 00:26:38,411 She's pretty. Don't kiss her. Don't even touch her. 246 00:26:38,572 --> 00:26:45,330 Resist the urge at all costs. lt'll pay off in the end. 247 00:26:45,492 --> 00:26:48,165 See what l'm saying? 248 00:26:51,212 --> 00:26:54,329 Enjoy the flick. 249 00:26:56,692 --> 00:27:00,048 That was fast. 250 00:27:00,212 --> 00:27:04,683 - Are you okay? - l'm fine. Don't l look fine? 251 00:27:04,852 --> 00:27:10,085 That isn't how it's done. I'd ratherjust see somebody I like. 252 00:27:10,252 --> 00:27:15,770 Get a feeling about them, and ask them if they'd like a drink. 253 00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:19,845 - Or a slice of pizza? - Does it still work this way? 254 00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:23,971 - It doesn't. They ask you. - I'm starting to notice that. 255 00:27:24,132 --> 00:27:27,886 If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her? 256 00:27:28,052 --> 00:27:33,126 - I certainly hope so. - Will she scratch up your back? 257 00:27:33,292 --> 00:27:35,283 What? 258 00:27:35,452 --> 00:27:39,764 In movies, women always scratch the man when they're having sex. 259 00:27:39,932 --> 00:27:43,925 - How do you know this? - Jed's got cable. 260 00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:59,725 - Mommy's got to go out now. - When will l get a brother? 261 00:27:59,892 --> 00:28:03,009 That's why Mommy is going out. 262 00:28:03,172 --> 00:28:08,200 Just sit there with Mr. Babysitter and he'll take good care of you. 263 00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:12,923 Don't sit so close to that thing. lt's going to rot your brain. 264 00:28:15,332 --> 00:28:20,645 - Why didn't you take my call? - I can't always pick up the phone. 265 00:28:21,412 --> 00:28:25,769 Your nostrils flare when you're mad. 266 00:28:33,572 --> 00:28:38,487 Sorry about yesterday. How did everything go with you? 267 00:28:38,652 --> 00:28:42,247 - Keep them closed! - Pretty well. The other night ... 268 00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:45,643 l want this to be a surprise. 269 00:28:45,812 --> 00:28:51,284 - Where are we going? - The finest restaurant in town. 270 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,769 Open ... sesame. 271 00:28:55,932 --> 00:28:58,685 Medieval Times? 272 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:05,050 l knew you'd like it. l come twice a week. 273 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:12,288 l'm your serving wench, Melinda. Care for something from the barkeep? 274 00:29:13,172 --> 00:29:16,164 Dost thust have thou a mug of ale? 275 00:29:16,332 --> 00:29:22,726 Me mate here, pitched in battle for a fortnight, has a king's thirst. 276 00:29:24,492 --> 00:29:30,408 - l'll be right back, My Lord. - My thanks to ye, fair wench. 277 00:29:32,852 --> 00:29:35,002 Thanks. 278 00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:41,327 - Look, l have to tell you ... - Hold that thought. Show's on. 279 00:29:41,492 --> 00:29:47,681 Welcome to a magnificent journey ... into the past. 280 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:51,731 This is Medieval Times! 281 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:58,924 Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport - 282 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:02,801 - the likes of which you'll never forget? 283 00:30:03,412 --> 00:30:08,008 Stand up and cheer for your section's knight! 284 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:12,245 Let the games begin! The blue knight rules! 285 00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:19,329 The red knight sucks the big one! You're going down, red knight! 286 00:30:19,492 --> 00:30:24,725 Going down, down, down! Red knight going down! 287 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:30,167 Smite him! 288 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:38,765 - Could l get a knife and fork? - There were none in medieval times. 289 00:30:38,932 --> 00:30:42,766 - More Pepsi? - There was Pepsi, but no utensils? 290 00:30:42,932 --> 00:30:45,127 l've got a lot of tables. 291 00:30:50,252 --> 00:30:54,370 Can l have your skin? Check this out. 292 00:31:00,612 --> 00:31:05,003 "Silence of the Lambs." 293 00:31:05,172 --> 00:31:08,801 Hello, Clarice. lt's good to see you again. 294 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,051 This has nothing to do with you as a person ... 295 00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:20,363 We have reached the climax of our competition. 296 00:31:20,532 --> 00:31:27,688 Two noblemen from our audience will battle to the death. 297 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:34,769 Master Steven Kovacs and Lord Chip, come to the fighting pit! 298 00:31:35,612 --> 00:31:38,763 - Let's go. - What's going on? 299 00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:42,845 - We're going to do battle. - ls this a normal part of the show? 300 00:31:43,012 --> 00:31:48,405 No, but l give all the knights free cable. 301 00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:52,565 - ls it safe? - Yes! That's what the armour's for! 302 00:31:54,452 --> 00:31:58,730 We have to be careful not to hurt each other, right? 303 00:31:58,892 --> 00:32:04,888 l cannot listen to you, for you are my sworn enemy. 304 00:32:10,572 --> 00:32:13,769 Just take it easy, all right? 305 00:32:21,012 --> 00:32:24,322 Nice move. 306 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:28,727 Necessity ... is the mother of invention. 307 00:32:31,812 --> 00:32:35,441 Come back ... so that l may brain thee! 308 00:32:39,412 --> 00:32:43,610 My leg! l have a cramp! 309 00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:46,684 Are you all right? 310 00:32:48,372 --> 00:32:51,728 l am now. 311 00:32:58,492 --> 00:33:00,687 Oh my God! 312 00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:12,446 That's the spirit! Let's give them a show! 313 00:33:24,572 --> 00:33:30,522 l'm blinded! My eyes! 314 00:33:33,252 --> 00:33:36,722 l don't believe you. lt's another trick. 315 00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:42,524 So that's how it's going to be? You want to play rough? 316 00:33:42,692 --> 00:33:45,923 Daddy can play rough! 317 00:33:47,372 --> 00:33:53,288 This is like when Spock fought Kirk. Best friends forced to do battle. 318 00:34:13,812 --> 00:34:17,600 Chip, this isn't funny! Stop it! 319 00:34:18,612 --> 00:34:24,482 The name is Spock. lf we don't fight to the death, they'll kill us both. 320 00:34:24,652 --> 00:34:27,120 This isn't "Star Trek". 321 00:34:32,332 --> 00:34:35,847 Goodbye, Jim. 322 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:55,289 Good fight. 323 00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:58,808 Keep eating! 324 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:04,369 Quickly! Muster atop your steed. 325 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:11,845 Get on the friggin' horse. l don't think he's kidding. 326 00:35:12,012 --> 00:35:16,688 - Don't do this! - Good luck to you! 327 00:35:16,852 --> 00:35:21,562 - This is our destiny! - No, it's not! 328 00:35:21,732 --> 00:35:25,691 - Yes, it is! - No, it isn't! 329 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:38,044 Are you all right? 330 00:35:42,772 --> 00:35:47,402 Well done, good sir. You are the victor. 331 00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:50,962 But we will meet again. 332 00:36:06,412 --> 00:36:10,007 Did you hear that? 333 00:36:10,172 --> 00:36:15,644 - You have a warrior's instinct. - l had a real feeling of power. 334 00:36:15,812 --> 00:36:20,044 lf Robin had seen you, she'd be begging you to come back. 335 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:23,443 These knights get laid all the time! 336 00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:27,321 We should go again next week. 337 00:36:27,492 --> 00:36:33,169 - You have no messages. - Nobody loves you. 338 00:36:33,332 --> 00:36:39,009 l left something in the living room. Will you check it out for me? 339 00:36:39,172 --> 00:36:42,960 Just a little piece of equipment. 340 00:36:48,532 --> 00:36:53,925 - What do you think? - What is all this? 341 00:36:54,732 --> 00:37:01,365 lt appears as if someone has updated your home entertainment system. 342 00:37:02,092 --> 00:37:07,086 l got you the big-screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine - 343 00:37:07,252 --> 00:37:12,531 - and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream his pants. 344 00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:19,450 - You got in here when l was out? - How else could l get the stuff in? 345 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:23,651 - How much did all of this cost? - Practically nothing. 346 00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:28,727 l have a connection. l hook him up, he hooks me up. 347 00:37:28,892 --> 00:37:33,329 - l can't accept this. - Why not? 348 00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:37,405 You give me something more valuable. Friendship. 349 00:37:37,572 --> 00:37:44,284 You give me friendship. We're even. You have to take this stuff back. 350 00:37:47,892 --> 00:37:55,162 - Can l leave it here till Saturday. - Sure. No problem. 351 00:37:55,332 --> 00:38:01,567 Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here any more ... 352 00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:06,965 Hey, it's Steven. l'm still trying to reach you ... 353 00:38:07,132 --> 00:38:10,647 l'm at the office. Call me. 354 00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:14,644 - How's it going? - Good. 355 00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:19,169 Good. Keep it up. lt's your ass. 356 00:38:19,332 --> 00:38:22,608 It's Robin on line two. 357 00:38:22,772 --> 00:38:27,527 l had the best time the other night. When will l see you again? 358 00:38:27,692 --> 00:38:33,085 - How about tomorrow? - Chip! 359 00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:36,722 l knew l'd get you on the phone that way. 360 00:38:36,892 --> 00:38:42,012 Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine. 361 00:38:42,172 --> 00:38:46,688 - What does that mean? - Karaoke jam. No ifs, ands or buts. 362 00:38:46,852 --> 00:38:52,051 Maybe a few buts. Big ones! 363 00:39:12,532 --> 00:39:15,524 You're going on a date? 364 00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:22,370 We're not officially back together. And you said time apart is good. 365 00:39:22,532 --> 00:39:27,481 Yes. Time apart from each other, but not with other people. 366 00:39:27,652 --> 00:39:29,688 That's time with someone else. 367 00:39:29,852 --> 00:39:35,165 - I love you, but I have to go. Bye. - Bye. 368 00:39:42,892 --> 00:39:47,010 This is just a sign that you need to live a little. 369 00:39:48,212 --> 00:39:53,730 - She's having fun. You should, too. - Maybe you're right. 370 00:39:54,492 --> 00:40:00,681 - l got you a little something. - You said we were even. 371 00:40:00,852 --> 00:40:05,721 You're breaking the rules. What is it? 372 00:40:09,252 --> 00:40:13,723 LOOSE YOUR LlSP lN 30 DAYS 373 00:40:13,892 --> 00:40:17,487 My brother thought it might help you. 374 00:40:17,652 --> 00:40:23,329 - This is ... There's no words ... - lt's no big deal. 375 00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:27,610 Yes, it is! lt is to me. 376 00:40:27,772 --> 00:40:32,368 Now l'm on a mission. 377 00:40:32,532 --> 00:40:37,560 This is going to be the best damn karaoke jam ever. 378 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:50,645 We're really bopping! 379 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:56,687 - You have some nice friends. - They're just preferred customers. 380 00:40:56,852 --> 00:41:01,323 Chick alert, two o'clock. What a licorice! 381 00:41:04,732 --> 00:41:08,202 - Don't look. - You're just playing with me. 382 00:41:08,372 --> 00:41:13,162 - She's all over you. - Shut up. 383 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:19,043 l'd strike while the iron is hot. He who hesitates, masturbates. 384 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:22,204 Go. 385 00:41:23,652 --> 00:41:28,806 - Hey. l'm Steven. - Heather. 386 00:41:28,972 --> 00:41:34,410 - Can l get you a beer? - How about a tequila? 387 00:41:38,572 --> 00:41:41,644 Hi, Rick. 388 00:41:41,812 --> 00:41:44,451 That'll be a good one. 389 00:41:44,612 --> 00:41:49,242 - Glad you accepted my invitation. - Steven invited me. 390 00:41:49,412 --> 00:41:52,484 He's having a super time. 391 00:41:54,732 --> 00:42:00,364 He's changing. You'll have to learn to live with that. 392 00:42:02,252 --> 00:42:08,361 l don't know what your story is, but l'm going to find out. 393 00:42:08,532 --> 00:42:15,370 Don't dig too deep. You might get burned by the molten lava. 394 00:42:16,412 --> 00:42:19,848 l'm out of here. 395 00:42:26,132 --> 00:42:29,044 Thank you. 396 00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:35,721 The soothing sounds of Raoul, ladies and gentlemen. 397 00:42:35,892 --> 00:42:40,124 - You had honey in your voice. - Do a song for us. 398 00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:43,568 No, l couldn't. 399 00:42:43,732 --> 00:42:47,566 All right, already! 400 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,690 l fought the law, and the law won. 401 00:42:52,372 --> 00:42:57,366 Jefferson Airplane performed this song in "Gimme Shelter", - 402 00:42:57,532 --> 00:43:02,526 - a film about how the Hell's Angels had their way at a Stones concert. 403 00:43:02,692 --> 00:43:06,082 Tonight ... it's my turn. 404 00:43:34,172 --> 00:43:41,089 - What do you do? - Can we talk in the other room? 405 00:45:00,212 --> 00:45:04,000 We just had a baby born at the party. 406 00:45:04,172 --> 00:45:08,404 We need an ambulance over by the scaffolding. 407 00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:11,882 Shut the door! 408 00:45:26,412 --> 00:45:32,647 lt's the summer of love, baby. Let's leave these two alone. 409 00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:36,691 Smile! That's going to be a good one. 410 00:45:51,812 --> 00:45:56,044 Good morning, and how are we today? 411 00:45:56,212 --> 00:46:00,763 l borrowed this sweatshirt. Bacon and eggs, coming up. 412 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:06,131 - Where did Heather go? - She left early this morning. 413 00:46:06,292 --> 00:46:09,284 You cad. 414 00:46:10,372 --> 00:46:16,129 - What a night. Just what l needed. - l'll tell you something. 415 00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:20,126 You look like a new man. 416 00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:26,208 l was getting so used to rejection. l really liked her. 417 00:46:26,372 --> 00:46:30,331 lt was my treat. 418 00:46:31,172 --> 00:46:38,248 - What do you mean? - You can buy next time. 419 00:46:39,692 --> 00:46:45,881 - Don't let your eggs get cold. - Buy what? 420 00:46:46,052 --> 00:46:52,048 What do you mean, buy what? The women. 421 00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:56,728 Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute? 422 00:46:56,892 --> 00:47:01,647 Of course. We couldn't get a woman like that without paying. 423 00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:04,690 This can't be happening. 424 00:47:04,852 --> 00:47:13,647 lt's okay. She's totally clean. l checked her out about a week ago. 425 00:47:13,812 --> 00:47:20,365 To make sure she was good. And l'm healthy as a horse ... Not a drip. 426 00:47:21,612 --> 00:47:27,801 - Would you like some juice? - You're kidding. She's your friend. 427 00:47:27,972 --> 00:47:32,648 - l wish l had friends like that. - Get out of my house! 428 00:47:32,812 --> 00:47:37,203 She was a working girl, but she liked you. 429 00:47:37,372 --> 00:47:40,887 You might even have got a freebie. 430 00:47:41,052 --> 00:47:46,001 l don't ever want to see you again. Robin will never forgive me. 431 00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:49,801 Don't tell her. l'll help you get her back. 432 00:47:49,972 --> 00:47:54,011 l want you out of my apartment. And get this stuff out of here. 433 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:58,927 Why are you doing this? You're sabotaging yourself. 434 00:47:59,092 --> 00:48:01,526 Out! Now! 435 00:48:01,692 --> 00:48:05,241 Everything was going so well. 436 00:48:05,412 --> 00:48:09,325 l made you breakfast, and we were eating ... 437 00:48:09,492 --> 00:48:11,767 Out! 438 00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:16,642 l'll fix this. l can make it cool again. 439 00:48:16,812 --> 00:48:19,610 This is just a speed bump! 440 00:48:23,892 --> 00:48:27,885 - May l help you? - No. l'm meeting someone here. 441 00:48:40,172 --> 00:48:43,960 l apologize about last night. l came home and l just fell asleep. 442 00:48:53,772 --> 00:48:57,082 Most appreciated. 443 00:48:57,252 --> 00:49:02,485 Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship. 444 00:49:02,652 --> 00:49:07,965 - We're in a holding pattern. - A holding pattern? 445 00:49:08,132 --> 00:49:12,045 You need to come down and refuel. 446 00:49:13,612 --> 00:49:15,807 You're sexy. 447 00:49:20,732 --> 00:49:25,601 You've been working hard. Take a break. 448 00:49:32,092 --> 00:49:35,448 Excuse me. What's the story with our chicken? 449 00:49:35,612 --> 00:49:42,563 Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me. 450 00:49:43,372 --> 00:49:45,840 l'm sorry to put you out. 451 00:49:46,012 --> 00:49:48,480 Unbelievable. 452 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:52,645 l'm hysterical now. What were we talking about? 453 00:49:52,812 --> 00:50:00,446 - What's your job like? - lt's a little crazy right now ... 454 00:50:00,612 --> 00:50:07,723 Wait. l need to use the head. l want to find out about your job. 455 00:50:07,892 --> 00:50:10,360 What's with the chicken? 456 00:50:16,212 --> 00:50:19,443 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 457 00:50:19,612 --> 00:50:22,490 - Good evening, sir. - Hey, stretch. 458 00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:27,772 - Pleasant night, isn't it? - Yeah, not too bad. 459 00:50:27,932 --> 00:50:35,122 The weather is always nice in here. The winters are remarkably mild! 460 00:50:39,692 --> 00:50:45,449 - lf you need anything, let me know! - l got it under control! 461 00:50:45,612 --> 00:50:49,127 - Unbelievable. - lt's no trouble. 462 00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:52,204 What is your ..? 463 00:50:52,372 --> 00:50:56,763 People rarely take advantage of my services. l'll help you wash up. 464 00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:59,685 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 465 00:51:03,452 --> 00:51:06,762 You're on a big date. 466 00:51:07,572 --> 00:51:10,166 You'll need to look your best. 467 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:18,446 That'll take care of the shine. Now, let's pluck those eyebrows! 468 00:51:18,612 --> 00:51:22,048 She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me ... 469 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:25,887 ... she loves me not. 470 00:51:26,052 --> 00:51:29,567 A little Jose Eber ... 471 00:51:32,892 --> 00:51:35,087 A touch of Alfalfa ... 472 00:51:35,252 --> 00:51:38,881 We're ready to dry you off! 473 00:51:39,052 --> 00:51:43,284 Right into the buckle. That's got to hurt! 474 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:49,769 Suck the air. 475 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:53,368 You look just like Dizzy Gillespie. 476 00:52:06,252 --> 00:52:11,246 Don't worry about the tip. But l've got one for you. 477 00:52:11,412 --> 00:52:15,769 Stay away from Robin. She's taken. 478 00:52:23,212 --> 00:52:28,969 A man was beaten in a restroom by a bathroom attendant. 479 00:52:29,132 --> 00:52:36,812 The victim is unable to speak, but witnesses described the assailant. 480 00:52:36,972 --> 00:52:40,965 Tonight on UPN: The trial that has captured the nation. 481 00:52:41,132 --> 00:52:46,286 Everyone awaits the verdict, but we're showing the movie now. 482 00:52:46,452 --> 00:52:50,047 - Cry - baby. - I love you. 483 00:52:50,212 --> 00:52:55,161 - No, Sammy! - Look who's crying now. 484 00:52:55,332 --> 00:53:01,168 Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet in "Brother Sweet Brother". 485 00:53:01,332 --> 00:53:03,641 Parental discretion advised. 486 00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:19,449 - Who is it? - lt's the cable guy! 487 00:53:19,612 --> 00:53:22,843 My cable's fine. 488 00:53:23,012 --> 00:53:28,325 l have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris. 489 00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:32,246 l didn't order that. 490 00:53:33,772 --> 00:53:37,128 l guess you have a secret admirer. 491 00:53:40,212 --> 00:53:44,046 - ls it a man named Steven? - l can't say. 492 00:53:44,212 --> 00:53:48,603 l promised Steven l wouldn't say. Oh, look what l've done. 493 00:53:48,772 --> 00:53:52,651 - You didn't hear it from me. - Hold on. 494 00:54:12,092 --> 00:54:16,483 - Male witches are the worst kind. - He's not a witch. 495 00:54:22,732 --> 00:54:26,691 That about does it. My work is done. 496 00:54:30,372 --> 00:54:34,160 That was hot up there. 497 00:54:36,612 --> 00:54:41,083 - Are you a friend of Steven's? - l'm proud to say that l am. 498 00:54:41,252 --> 00:54:45,530 l recently installed his cable and we just hit it off. 499 00:54:45,692 --> 00:54:50,243 - Are you guys going out a lot? - Not really. 500 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:53,802 That guy is devoted to you. 501 00:54:53,972 --> 00:54:57,567 l shouldn't be telling you this ... 502 00:54:57,732 --> 00:55:02,248 ... but he thinks you're the cat's pyjamas. 503 00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:05,529 Did he say that? 504 00:55:05,692 --> 00:55:11,483 Only every five minutes. Frankly l'm sick of hearing it. 505 00:55:11,652 --> 00:55:14,644 He's a good man. 506 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:20,125 He mentioned that you've had some problems. 507 00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:24,649 - lt's a little complicated. - lt always is. 508 00:55:24,812 --> 00:55:28,202 l asked a woman to marry me once. 509 00:55:28,372 --> 00:55:34,527 She wanted to think about it. We agreed to take some time apart. 510 00:55:34,692 --> 00:55:39,243 You know ... give each other space. 511 00:55:42,212 --> 00:55:44,885 She's no longer with us. 512 00:55:46,972 --> 00:55:49,406 l'm sorry. 513 00:55:49,572 --> 00:55:55,283 Sometimes you don't know what you've got till it's gone. 514 00:55:56,692 --> 00:56:02,847 Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico. 515 00:56:03,012 --> 00:56:06,925 - l promise. - Anyway ... 516 00:56:07,092 --> 00:56:10,767 l've said too much. 517 00:56:12,492 --> 00:56:15,325 Thank you. 518 00:56:16,652 --> 00:56:20,884 Cherish him, Robin. Every hair on his head. 519 00:56:26,932 --> 00:56:29,765 Excuse me. 520 00:56:29,932 --> 00:56:32,321 - Hello. - I love you. 521 00:56:32,492 --> 00:56:36,371 Robin? l love you, too. 522 00:56:36,532 --> 00:56:40,684 That was so sweet of you. 523 00:56:40,852 --> 00:56:44,686 - You didn't have to do that. - l ... l wanted to. 524 00:56:44,852 --> 00:56:48,765 Giving me free cable. Only you would do something like that. 525 00:56:52,292 --> 00:56:57,241 l wanted to do something for you, but you needed space, so ... 526 00:56:57,412 --> 00:57:01,405 Let's not make any more rules. 527 00:57:01,572 --> 00:57:08,171 - Call me later if you're around. - Sure, as soon as l get home. 528 00:57:08,332 --> 00:57:11,768 - Bye. - Bye. 529 00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:17,609 - Are you ready to rock? - The concert. Oh, Jesus. 530 00:57:17,772 --> 00:57:21,651 l think Robin and l are getting back together. 531 00:57:21,812 --> 00:57:28,604 So you're blowing me off again. l won't put up with it any more. 532 00:57:35,652 --> 00:57:41,522 - Can't you ask someone else to go? - Maybe l'll take my cable guy. 533 00:57:47,252 --> 00:57:50,961 l'll call you later ... 534 00:57:55,492 --> 00:57:59,929 Pretty smooth work. l set them up, you knock them down. 535 00:58:00,812 --> 00:58:06,921 - What? - Robin. l got her back for you. 536 00:58:07,092 --> 00:58:11,483 - How do you know about us? - Free cable's an aphrodisiac. 537 00:58:11,652 --> 00:58:17,488 - Don't mess around with my life. - l wanted to make things up to you. 538 00:58:20,292 --> 00:58:22,931 Do you want to catch a flick? 539 00:58:27,252 --> 00:58:31,803 l appreciate you helping me out with Robin. 540 00:58:31,972 --> 00:58:39,287 Now l'll have to work extra hard not to screw things up again. 541 00:58:39,452 --> 00:58:47,450 You're a nice guy, but l just don't have time for a new friend. 542 00:58:50,252 --> 00:58:57,010 - What are you trying to say? - l don't want to be your friend. 543 00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:04,207 l appreciate your honesty. You're a straight shooter. 544 00:59:05,212 --> 00:59:11,003 - So you're all right? - l'm a big boy. 545 00:59:11,172 --> 00:59:15,131 lt's no big deal. Whatever. 546 00:59:18,412 --> 00:59:24,931 - You're sure? - Uh-huh. l'm fine. 547 00:59:42,532 --> 00:59:46,571 - Robin Harris. - Hey, it's Chip Douglas. 548 00:59:46,732 --> 00:59:52,443 - Chip Douglas? - The cable guy. 549 00:59:52,612 --> 00:59:59,802 - What's up? - l'm worried about Steven. 550 00:59:59,972 --> 01:00:06,320 - What is it? - He doesn't seem like himself. 551 01:00:06,492 --> 01:00:12,124 - Have you noticed anything? - No. Things are going really well. 552 01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:18,003 Good. That makes me feel better. 553 01:00:18,172 --> 01:00:24,566 - Should I be worried? - No. Maybe l'm being too nervous. 554 01:00:26,772 --> 01:00:30,526 Let's just keep our eyes open. 555 01:00:31,812 --> 01:00:34,610 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 556 01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:39,521 Stevie, you did it, man. 557 01:00:39,692 --> 01:00:44,129 You put our cajones on the table and you slam-dunked it. 558 01:00:44,292 --> 01:00:47,409 Way to go. Now they'll probably give him my job. 559 01:00:47,572 --> 01:00:53,249 - On to the next order of business. - Steven, l need to talk to you. 560 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:58,925 We have to find an architect. 561 01:00:59,092 --> 01:01:02,767 - l need to talk to you. - lt shall wait. 562 01:01:02,932 --> 01:01:09,326 - ls there a Steven Kovacs here? - Yeah. What's the problem? 563 01:01:09,492 --> 01:01:13,371 You're under arrest for receiving stolen property. 564 01:01:13,532 --> 01:01:18,731 - l don't know anything about this. - Do not speak until spoken to. 565 01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:23,647 You have the right to remain silent. 566 01:01:23,812 --> 01:01:28,010 - You have the right to an attorney. - l didn't accept any stolen goods. 567 01:01:28,172 --> 01:01:32,609 Deluxe karaoke machine. Big - screen TV ... 568 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:35,411 Cream his pants ... 569 01:01:42,492 --> 01:01:45,450 l can't believe you did this. 570 01:01:45,612 --> 01:01:51,801 He gave you a big-screen TV and a hi-fi system as a present? 571 01:01:51,972 --> 01:01:55,487 - l swear it's true. - Why would you accept such gifts? 572 01:01:55,652 --> 01:02:01,488 - l don't know. - What's going on? Are you on pot? 573 01:02:01,652 --> 01:02:05,440 l didn't do anything! Just call my cable guy. 574 01:02:05,612 --> 01:02:11,130 Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company. 575 01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:15,649 - This can't be happening. - lt's killing your mother. 576 01:02:15,812 --> 01:02:20,727 - When can you get me out? - There'll be no bail hearing today. 577 01:02:20,892 --> 01:02:24,089 You have to spend the weekend here. 578 01:02:24,252 --> 01:02:27,210 Look at the pretty boy! 579 01:02:30,452 --> 01:02:35,367 They call me the pumper. l'll be your friend. 580 01:02:35,532 --> 01:02:38,524 Lock down! 581 01:02:47,452 --> 01:02:50,967 You hear anything? 582 01:02:52,892 --> 01:02:55,690 l came as soon as l could. 583 01:02:55,852 --> 01:03:00,130 - What's your real name? - Larry Tate. That's not important. 584 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:05,161 We have to get you out of here. l was watching Court TV. 585 01:03:05,332 --> 01:03:09,962 l'll talk to the judge. l'll put the system on trial! 586 01:03:10,132 --> 01:03:14,330 - Why are you doing this to me? - You did this to you. 587 01:03:14,492 --> 01:03:19,771 - You set me up. - No. l taught you a lesson. 588 01:03:19,932 --> 01:03:24,687 l can be your friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. 589 01:03:24,852 --> 01:03:27,082 l'm just here to comfort you. 590 01:03:29,252 --> 01:03:33,484 Touch it. You need human contact. 591 01:03:33,652 --> 01:03:36,610 l will not touch it. 592 01:03:38,532 --> 01:03:43,048 - What are you doing? - l know how you're feeling! 593 01:03:43,212 --> 01:03:48,206 - Don't do that. - l'm here for you! 594 01:03:49,412 --> 01:03:53,325 Don't do that! You'll get me killed! 595 01:03:53,692 --> 01:03:57,287 Oh, Billy. 596 01:04:04,092 --> 01:04:06,811 l'm just messing with you. 597 01:04:06,972 --> 01:04:11,090 Remember "Midnight Express"? Oliver Stone won an Academy Award. 598 01:04:11,252 --> 01:04:13,482 Awesome scene. 599 01:04:13,652 --> 01:04:17,531 This is the man who framed me! 600 01:04:17,692 --> 01:04:21,446 Hey Bernie, how's that sports package? 601 01:04:24,412 --> 01:04:31,170 Don't worry about Robin. l'll take care of her. 602 01:04:31,892 --> 01:04:37,489 - lf you go near her, l'll kill you. - That's it. Let's go! 603 01:04:39,532 --> 01:04:45,289 This concludes our broadcast day. Click. 604 01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:49,331 - You've been blowing me off. - This guy's doing a number on me. 605 01:04:49,492 --> 01:04:53,007 - l told you to stay away from him. - You said l could get free cable. 606 01:04:53,172 --> 01:04:56,847 Did l tell you to have a karaoke jam with him? 607 01:04:57,012 --> 01:05:00,800 l'm out on bail. 608 01:05:03,892 --> 01:05:08,124 l'll see if l can track him down. What was his name? 609 01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:13,161 Larry Tate. But at first he said his name was Chip Douglas. 610 01:05:13,332 --> 01:05:17,245 Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar. 611 01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:20,966 - Are you okay? - l'm fine. 612 01:05:21,132 --> 01:05:25,330 - You're not fine. - l just want to get this over with. 613 01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:27,926 l hate visiting my parents. 614 01:05:29,612 --> 01:05:35,244 ls this guy cool? Just joking. Come in, you psycho. 615 01:05:35,892 --> 01:05:40,602 - What is he doing here? - l invited him. 616 01:05:40,772 --> 01:05:43,764 - l invited him at lunch. - At lunch? 617 01:05:43,932 --> 01:05:48,323 - You look great. - And you are a vision. 618 01:05:48,492 --> 01:05:53,771 - You look rested. - Come here. 619 01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:59,889 - What's wrong? You seem weird. - You had me sent to jail. 620 01:06:00,052 --> 01:06:04,921 - l should take you to the police. - You can if you like. 621 01:06:05,092 --> 01:06:08,721 But l'd hate to have to show Robin this. 622 01:06:09,252 --> 01:06:14,372 - Bastard! - Let's just have a good time. 623 01:06:16,252 --> 01:06:22,043 Steven is carrying his battle axe and chasing me ... 624 01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:26,603 So l say, "Hey, it's just a show!" 625 01:06:28,972 --> 01:06:34,763 - He takes things too seriously. - The guy almost took my head off. 626 01:06:40,332 --> 01:06:45,087 Did never played Porno Password? lt's the adult version of the show. 627 01:06:45,252 --> 01:06:49,803 Robin, you're on my team. Steven ... you're with Mom. 628 01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:52,486 You're the judges. 629 01:06:52,652 --> 01:06:55,166 Pick a word. 630 01:07:05,052 --> 01:07:08,647 The password is ... 631 01:07:08,812 --> 01:07:11,565 Vagina. 632 01:07:11,732 --> 01:07:15,611 - l really don't want to play. - Come on, Steven. 633 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:21,405 Woman. 634 01:07:21,572 --> 01:07:24,769 - Woman. - Man? 635 01:07:28,972 --> 01:07:32,726 Penis. 636 01:07:34,172 --> 01:07:37,209 Penis. 637 01:07:39,252 --> 01:07:42,164 - Penis. - Vagina. 638 01:07:45,212 --> 01:07:48,443 She got vagina! 639 01:07:48,612 --> 01:07:53,766 - l would have said "schlong". - Now we're starting to get this! 640 01:08:01,612 --> 01:08:05,844 The password is ... 641 01:08:07,332 --> 01:08:10,210 Nipple. 642 01:08:10,372 --> 01:08:13,728 - Can l pass? - Don't be a stick in the mud! 643 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:19,084 Breast. 644 01:08:19,252 --> 01:08:21,925 Breast. 645 01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:25,004 Tit? 646 01:08:28,092 --> 01:08:31,243 Remember his clue. 647 01:08:31,892 --> 01:08:35,009 Hard. 648 01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:42,202 - Erection? - No. But thanks for noticing. 649 01:08:44,492 --> 01:08:49,043 - Your turn! - Center. 650 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:53,890 Center. 651 01:08:55,052 --> 01:08:58,727 - Center! - Nipple? 652 01:08:58,892 --> 01:09:02,407 - She got it! - Mom. 653 01:09:08,372 --> 01:09:12,001 The password is ... 654 01:09:12,172 --> 01:09:15,960 l'm not sure how to say this. 655 01:09:16,132 --> 01:09:19,249 That little thing ... 656 01:09:19,412 --> 01:09:23,564 - l can't say that to my mother. - She can handle it. 657 01:09:23,732 --> 01:09:27,122 l won't do it. l've had enough! 658 01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:32,810 - lt's just skin, Steven. - l don't want to do it any more! 659 01:09:32,972 --> 01:09:37,727 - You're overreacting. - No! He's fooling you all. 660 01:09:37,892 --> 01:09:44,127 - He's a lunatic and a felon. - Everybody just relax. 661 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:49,207 - We knew this would happen. - Nothing is happening! 662 01:09:49,372 --> 01:09:54,082 This is a safe place. You're with people who love you. 663 01:09:54,252 --> 01:09:58,962 - We love you. - l hate you! Get out of my life! 664 01:09:59,132 --> 01:10:04,126 - He's angry with me. l should go. - No. 665 01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:08,524 - You are being an asshole. - Do you see what's happening? 666 01:10:08,692 --> 01:10:12,480 - You're hitting bottom. - Stay away. 667 01:10:12,652 --> 01:10:17,442 This is where the healing begins. Come on. 668 01:10:18,372 --> 01:10:23,810 Robin showed me her birthmark. lt's very sexy. 669 01:10:28,932 --> 01:10:32,083 What the hell is wrong with you? 670 01:10:34,252 --> 01:10:39,201 Thanks for the delightful evening. l guess l'll be leaving now. 671 01:10:46,852 --> 01:10:52,722 l forgive you. l only hope my neurologist will feel the same. 672 01:11:02,572 --> 01:11:02,812 - Did anybody notice l'm late? - You've been here for an hour. 673 01:11:02,812 --> 01:11:06,885 - Did anybody notice l'm late? - You've been here for an hour. 674 01:11:08,572 --> 01:11:13,771 HELLO STEVEN l'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU 675 01:11:18,572 --> 01:11:23,248 - How's Hal? - The man has no vision. 676 01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:29,567 It's like working for Mr. Magoo. If only someone would dump him. 677 01:11:29,732 --> 01:11:33,441 And those hair plugs ... 678 01:11:33,612 --> 01:11:37,810 - Hair plugs. Hair plugs ... - Oh, shit. 679 01:11:37,972 --> 01:11:43,365 He's so pathetic. I think I hate him. Hate him ... 680 01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:55,123 If only someone would dump him. 681 01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:05,648 l ... l don't hate you. 682 01:12:05,812 --> 01:12:10,169 - Those hair plugs. - Get out! 683 01:12:35,772 --> 01:12:38,764 Chip! 684 01:12:39,932 --> 01:12:42,844 This isn't funny! 685 01:12:44,092 --> 01:12:47,368 Where are you? 686 01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:54,760 lf you build it, he will come. 687 01:13:10,092 --> 01:13:14,085 - Hello? - Bingo! "My Three Sons". 688 01:13:14,252 --> 01:13:19,804 - Chip and Ernie Douglas. - l have a list of ex-cable men. 689 01:13:19,972 --> 01:13:22,088 Murray Slaughter. 690 01:13:22,252 --> 01:13:24,846 George Jetson. Jean Luc Picard. 691 01:13:25,012 --> 01:13:29,688 - Someone called the Big Ragoo. - Carmine, from "Laverne & Shirley". 692 01:13:29,852 --> 01:13:37,122 Anyway, the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago. 693 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:43,367 His boss was Larry Tate, from a show called "Bewitched". 694 01:13:43,532 --> 01:13:47,889 - He's not with the cable company? - Yahtzee! 695 01:13:48,812 --> 01:13:55,888 They fired him for stalking customers. You better lock up tight. 696 01:13:56,052 --> 01:14:01,251 In the Sam Sweet Trial, the jury is close to a verdict. 697 01:14:01,412 --> 01:14:06,440 They will continue deliberating into the evening hours. 698 01:14:06,612 --> 01:14:11,732 The day started real nice, but now the moisture is increasing. 699 01:14:11,892 --> 01:14:15,202 We see thunderstorms ... 700 01:14:20,532 --> 01:14:23,285 Cable guy! 701 01:14:24,972 --> 01:14:27,645 Cable guy! 702 01:14:40,532 --> 01:14:43,842 Jesucristo! 703 01:14:44,492 --> 01:14:47,848 Cable guy! 704 01:15:10,612 --> 01:15:14,446 Okay, l'm going! 705 01:15:17,252 --> 01:15:20,847 See you! Bye. 706 01:15:35,892 --> 01:15:39,931 l just want to hang out! No big deal! 707 01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:06,331 - Hello? - We could have been blood brothers. 708 01:16:06,492 --> 01:16:11,122 But you're too needy. It's a real turn-off. Ask Robin. 709 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:14,762 The cable company fired you. 710 01:16:14,932 --> 01:16:19,289 Hold on. l have a call waiting. 711 01:16:32,212 --> 01:16:35,966 - l know it's you. - Sorry. Where was l? 712 01:16:36,132 --> 01:16:39,249 - Can't we work this out? - I wish we could. 713 01:16:39,412 --> 01:16:46,124 - l'm just so tired, Steven. - Where are you? 714 01:16:46,292 --> 01:16:53,243 l'd love to chat, but l'm getting together with a lady friend. 715 01:16:54,092 --> 01:16:59,086 - You might know her. - Stay away from her! 716 01:17:04,532 --> 01:17:11,643 - Robin! - She just left with the cable guy! 717 01:17:11,812 --> 01:17:14,690 Where were they going? 718 01:17:14,852 --> 01:17:20,370 l heard him say they were taking a ride on the information highway. 719 01:17:25,572 --> 01:17:29,201 The future is now! 720 01:17:29,372 --> 01:17:34,162 Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer! 721 01:17:34,332 --> 01:17:40,009 You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling. 722 01:17:40,172 --> 01:17:46,611 You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam. 723 01:17:51,452 --> 01:17:54,649 l want to go home now. l'm worried about Steven. 724 01:18:20,532 --> 01:18:24,161 - Help! - Robin! 725 01:18:25,652 --> 01:18:28,212 Where are you? 726 01:18:28,372 --> 01:18:32,524 - Steven! - l'm coming! 727 01:18:38,332 --> 01:18:42,120 - Help me! - Hang on! 728 01:18:51,012 --> 01:18:56,564 - Steven, look out! - Yes, Steven! Look out! 729 01:19:07,652 --> 01:19:13,966 "Dry land is not a myth!" Kevin Costner, "Waterworld". 730 01:19:14,132 --> 01:19:19,843 - Leave him alone! - l saw that movie six times! 731 01:19:21,972 --> 01:19:25,521 lsn't it funny that we ended up like this? 732 01:19:33,292 --> 01:19:37,888 You'll have to do better than that, Steven. 733 01:19:42,412 --> 01:19:45,961 My lisp is gone! 734 01:19:47,132 --> 01:19:50,169 You stupid son-of-a-bitch. 735 01:19:52,572 --> 01:19:57,168 - Stop it! Steven! - l'm coming! 736 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:11,764 The trouble with real life is, there's no danger music. 737 01:20:23,372 --> 01:20:27,206 Nice jump, Spiderman! 738 01:20:30,652 --> 01:20:35,931 Steven called the fuzz! 739 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,641 Bad boys, what you gonna do? 740 01:20:40,932 --> 01:20:44,527 Skooch over just a tad. 741 01:20:52,212 --> 01:20:54,965 Here comes our hero. 742 01:20:55,132 --> 01:20:59,489 - lt didn't have to be this way. - What are you planning to do? 743 01:20:59,652 --> 01:21:06,967 l don't really have a plan. l'm going moment to moment now. 744 01:21:07,132 --> 01:21:10,761 You have to admit, it's a cool place for an ending. 745 01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:14,083 - An ending to what? - lt's like "Golden Eye". 746 01:21:14,252 --> 01:21:20,122 This isn't a movie! This is reality! 747 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:24,843 This is the police! You're trespassing in a restricted area! 748 01:21:31,412 --> 01:21:34,882 l just wanted to be your friend ... 749 01:21:35,052 --> 01:21:38,681 ... but l screwed it up. 750 01:21:39,532 --> 01:21:45,482 - You are in a high - voltage area! - What's that? 751 01:21:47,052 --> 01:21:49,885 Come again? 752 01:21:51,692 --> 01:21:57,801 You want me to quiet down and chill out in front of the TV? 753 01:22:01,212 --> 01:22:04,409 You were never there for me, were you, Mother? 754 01:22:08,052 --> 01:22:12,011 You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me. 755 01:22:12,172 --> 01:22:19,408 l'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! l'm the lost Cunningham! 756 01:22:20,012 --> 01:22:26,531 l learned the facts of life ... from watching "The Facts of Life"! 757 01:22:36,892 --> 01:22:40,248 That's it. 758 01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:46,408 That's what l have to do! 759 01:22:47,372 --> 01:22:50,921 No. Don't do that! 760 01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:55,529 - Let's go out and have a Heineken. - Yeah! 761 01:22:55,692 --> 01:22:58,684 l'm not thirsty any more. 762 01:22:59,252 --> 01:23:02,562 See ya. 763 01:23:09,972 --> 01:23:13,169 You're not going anywhere! 764 01:23:13,332 --> 01:23:18,406 lt's okay! l understand my purpose now! 765 01:23:18,572 --> 01:23:22,451 Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely. 766 01:23:22,612 --> 01:23:28,448 But l get really lonely. Look at me! 767 01:23:31,772 --> 01:23:39,122 - l'll be your pal. Just come on up! - No. lt's too late for me. 768 01:23:39,892 --> 01:23:45,250 But there are a lot of cable boys and girls who still have a chance! 769 01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:49,441 Don't you understand, Steven? 770 01:23:56,692 --> 01:24:01,447 Somebody has to kill the babysitter. 771 01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:18,766 This is the moment we've been waiting for. The jury is ready ... 772 01:24:18,932 --> 01:24:23,210 The jury has notified the judge that they've reached a verdict. 773 01:24:33,972 --> 01:24:38,284 - The moment of truth ... - Jacob Sweet has been found ... 774 01:24:54,412 --> 01:24:56,687 Help. 775 01:25:00,772 --> 01:25:03,605 Preferred customer, my ass! 776 01:25:46,412 --> 01:25:51,440 Squad 51 . Man down. Possible back injury. 777 01:25:53,972 --> 01:25:58,807 We'll need an lV with D-5-W. 778 01:25:58,972 --> 01:26:02,328 Check vital signs. 779 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:06,564 Prepare to defibrillate! 780 01:26:15,812 --> 01:26:18,406 Wait! 781 01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:26,884 You two will be just fine. 782 01:26:27,052 --> 01:26:31,523 Take care of him, Robin. He's good people. 783 01:26:31,692 --> 01:26:35,401 You never told me your real name. 784 01:26:35,572 --> 01:26:39,326 You still want to know my name? 785 01:26:43,892 --> 01:26:48,920 lt's ... Ricardo. 786 01:26:49,452 --> 01:26:52,762 Ricky Ricardo. 787 01:27:02,532 --> 01:27:06,081 l'm just messing with you. 788 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:28,609 Let's go home. 789 01:27:34,012 --> 01:27:38,688 Hang in there, pal! You're going to make it, buddy! 790 01:27:55,412 --> 01:28:00,964 - Am l really your buddy? - Yeah, sure you are! 791 01:28:01,305 --> 01:28:07,307 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org