1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,074 I don't know about you, 3 00:01:13,242 --> 00:01:17,679 but it makes me sore seeing those war pictures about flying leathernecks, 4 00:01:17,842 --> 00:01:22,120 and submarine patrols, and frogmen, and guerrillas in the Philippines. 5 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:25,479 What gets me is that there never was a movie about P.O.W. S... 6 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:28,435 ...about prisoners of war. 7 00:01:28,602 --> 00:01:32,356 My name is Clarence Harvey Cook - they call me Cookie. 8 00:01:32,522 --> 00:01:35,832 I was shot down over Magdeburg, Germany, back in '43. 9 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:38,914 That's why I stammer sometimes, especially when I get excited. 10 00:01:39,722 --> 00:01:43,192 I spent two and a half years in Stalag 17. 11 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:45,751 "Stalag" is German for prison camp. 12 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:48,231 Number 17 was somewhere on the Danube. 13 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:50,791 There were about 40,000 P.O.W. S there - 14 00:01:50,962 --> 00:01:54,352 if you count the Russians, the Poles and the Czechs. 15 00:01:54,522 --> 00:01:57,480 In our compound, there were about 630 of us. 16 00:01:57,642 --> 00:02:03,478 All American airmen - radio operators, gunners and engineers. All sergeants. 17 00:02:03,642 --> 00:02:09,353 Now, put 630 sergeants together and, oh mother, you've got yourself a situation! 18 00:02:09,522 --> 00:02:12,480 There was more fireworks shooting off around that joint... 19 00:02:12,642 --> 00:02:16,271 Take the story about the spy we had in our barracks. 20 00:02:16,442 --> 00:02:19,195 It was about a week before Christmas in '44. 21 00:02:19,362 --> 00:02:22,752 Two of our guys, Manfredi and Jonson, to be exact, 22 00:02:22,922 --> 00:02:25,720 were just getting set to blow the place. 23 00:03:32,522 --> 00:03:35,912 Animal, Animal! Get up! 24 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,516 Betty Grable's on the phone! 25 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:01,838 - Here's your civilian clothes. - OK, Hoffy. 26 00:04:02,002 --> 00:04:05,039 Remember, bury your army outfits before leaving the forest. 27 00:04:05,202 --> 00:04:07,955 Your compass is the top button of this jacket. 28 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:16,121 Anybody asks for your papers, you're French labourers. 29 00:04:16,282 --> 00:04:19,957 Here's your map, Kraut money, Swiss Francs. 30 00:04:20,122 --> 00:04:23,876 - Let's hear it once more. - We've been over it a hundred times. 31 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:25,395 Let's hear it again. 32 00:04:25,562 --> 00:04:28,520 We stick to the forest going west till we hit the Danube. 33 00:04:28,682 --> 00:04:30,718 We follow the Danube up to Linz. 34 00:04:30,882 --> 00:04:33,999 In Linz we hop a barge and go to Ulm. 35 00:04:36,162 --> 00:04:40,360 Stop it, Joey! Joey, go back to sleep! 36 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:44,718 Go on. You're in Ulm. 37 00:04:44,882 --> 00:04:48,192 We lie low until night, then take a train to Friedrichshafen. 38 00:04:48,362 --> 00:04:50,717 We steal a rowboat, get some fishing tackle 39 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:55,319 and drift south across the lake, till we hit the other side - Switzerland. 40 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:59,873 Once there, give out a big yodel, so we know you're there. It's a breeze. 41 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,795 - Stay out of this. - Just one question. 42 00:05:02,962 --> 00:05:04,839 Did you calculate the risk? 43 00:05:07,802 --> 00:05:08,951 Ready! 44 00:05:10,322 --> 00:05:12,790 You've got ten minutes to get through the tunnel. 45 00:05:12,962 --> 00:05:15,522 You'll come out as the Jerries are changing shifts. 46 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,240 Blondie? 47 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:21,516 - OK - Peel off. 48 00:05:21,682 --> 00:05:24,037 - Show 'em, boys. - Easy does it. 49 00:05:24,202 --> 00:05:27,080 - We'll miss you, cruds. - Auf Wiedersehen. 50 00:06:40,122 --> 00:06:42,761 They ought to be under the barbed wire soon. 51 00:06:42,922 --> 00:06:44,071 Looks good outside. 52 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:46,198 I hope they hit the Danube before dawn. 53 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,956 They got a good chance. It's the longest night of the year. 54 00:06:49,122 --> 00:06:52,194 - I bet they make it to Friedrichshafen. - I bet they reach Switzerland. 55 00:06:52,362 --> 00:06:56,401 - I bet they don't get out of the forest. - What kind of crack is that? 56 00:06:56,562 --> 00:07:00,032 No crack. Two packs of cigarettes say they don't get out of the forest. 57 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:02,158 Enough, Sefton. Crawl back in your sack. 58 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,756 He'd bet on his mother getting hit by a truck! 59 00:07:04,922 --> 00:07:06,878 - Anybody call? - Sefton, butt out! 60 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:09,875 Wait. I want to back those kids. I'll cover ten of that. 61 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:11,395 - I'll take five. - Eight. 62 00:07:11,562 --> 00:07:13,518 - Put me down for ten. - Three. 63 00:07:13,682 --> 00:07:15,638 - I'll take one. - I'll cover the whole pot. 64 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,440 Anything you say. Cookie... 65 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,351 More cigarettes. 66 00:07:21,242 --> 00:07:22,880 - Speak up, boys. - I'll cover eight. 67 00:07:24,082 --> 00:07:25,037 Here's four. 68 00:07:25,202 --> 00:07:26,760 - Here's two. - Here's four. 69 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:28,753 - And four more. - I'll cover eight. 70 00:07:28,922 --> 00:07:30,878 - Give me three. - I bet two. 71 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:32,521 - And a half! - No butts. 72 00:07:32,682 --> 00:07:34,195 No butts, no butts. 73 00:07:34,362 --> 00:07:36,512 Will this do or you want more? 74 00:07:36,682 --> 00:07:42,040 That'll do. Speak up, boys. Any more sports in the crowd? 75 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:24,440 Let's go. 76 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,718 Those filthy Krauts! 77 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:49,115 - What's left of them, Hoffy? - Don't ask me. 78 00:08:49,282 --> 00:08:51,842 Price was elected Security. 79 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:54,516 - OK, what happened? - I wish I knew. 80 00:08:54,682 --> 00:08:57,037 We planned everything to the last detail. 81 00:08:57,202 --> 00:08:59,716 Maybe the Krauts knew about the tunnel all the time! 82 00:08:59,882 --> 00:09:02,442 - Shut up! - Maybe they were laying for them. 83 00:09:02,602 --> 00:09:05,400 Hold it, Sefton. I said, hold it! 84 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:09,316 So we heard some shots. Who says they didn't get away? 85 00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:14,035 Anybody here want to double their bet? 86 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:41,478 Every morning at six on the dot they'd have the Appell- that's roll call. 87 00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,951 Every barracks had its own alarm clock. 88 00:09:44,122 --> 00:09:49,321 Ours was Feldwebel Schulz. Johann Sebastian Schulz. 89 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:52,155 I understand the Krauts had a composer way back 90 00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:54,199 with a Johann Sebastian in it. 91 00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:58,196 But I can tell you one thing, Schulz was no composer. 92 00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:03,390 He was a Schweinehund. Was he ever a lousy Schweinehund. 93 00:10:05,202 --> 00:10:07,193 Aw, break it off! 94 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:14,718 You must get out for roll call! Good morning to you. 95 00:10:16,122 --> 00:10:19,478 OK, everybody, get up, get out! 96 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:27,517 OK, come on you sack rats. Cut the beefing and get up. 97 00:10:27,682 --> 00:10:31,516 Hey, Schulz. Did you guys have some machine-gun practice last night? 98 00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:36,039 Oh, terrible! Such foolish boys. Such nice boys. 99 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,797 I'd better not talk about it. It makes me sick to my stomach. 100 00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:43,955 Roll call, everybody out. 101 00:10:44,122 --> 00:10:46,636 You killed them? Both of them? 102 00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:49,760 - Such nice boys. It makes me sick. - Don't wear it out! 103 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:52,914 You too. Put away that piccolo. 104 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:58,032 Lay off, Schulz. He has a sickness. You know he's krank. 105 00:10:58,202 --> 00:11:01,080 Sometimes I think he's fooling us with that crazy business. 106 00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:04,871 Would you like to see the guts of nine pals splattered over your plane? 107 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:07,078 Come on, Joey. Don't be afraid. 108 00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:10,715 Please, gentlemen. 109 00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:15,034 You don't want to stay in bed on such a beautiful morning! 110 00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:16,396 - Schulz? - Yeah? 111 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,361 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? 112 00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:22,082 Then droppen Sie dead! 113 00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:25,518 Always mit the jokes. Roll call. 114 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:29,641 Wake up, Animal. Come on, Animal, wake up. 115 00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:36,753 Good morning, Animal. What would you like for breakfast? 116 00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:41,120 Scrambled eggs with little sausages? Bacon and eggs sunny-side up? 117 00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:45,594 - Griddle cakes! A waffle! - Stop it, Harry. I'm warnin' ya. 118 00:11:45,762 --> 00:11:49,072 Coffee! Milk or maybe a little cocoa! 119 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,233 Why do you do this every morning? 120 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:53,358 Hamburgers and onions, strawberry shortcake... 121 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:57,515 - I'll kill you, Harry, so help me. - Let go, it's roll call. 122 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,078 Hitler is waiting to see us. 123 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,915 Let's see, we have two empty bunks here. 124 00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:11,510 Suppose you let those mattresses cool off a little out of decency? 125 00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:16,881 We are cramped for space. New prisoners coming in everyday. 126 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:18,873 Now, gentlemen, outside, please! 127 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,318 You don't want me in trouble with the Kommandant again? Outside. 128 00:12:22,482 --> 00:12:27,078 Schulz, if you're moving somebody in, how about some Russian broads? 129 00:12:27,242 --> 00:12:29,802 Russian women prisoners? 130 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:31,839 Some are not bad at all. 131 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:37,156 Just get us a couple with beautiful glockenspiels. 132 00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:40,076 Droppen Sie dead! 133 00:12:51,362 --> 00:12:53,830 All right, men, fall in. 134 00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:59,432 Nasty weather we are having? 135 00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:02,878 And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas, 136 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,920 just like the ones you used to know. 137 00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:08,994 Aren't those the words that clever little man wrote, 138 00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:13,440 the one who stole his name from our capital, that something or other Berlin. 139 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,638 Look at that mud. 140 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:24,638 I hope you'll still be with us in spring. We shall plant some grass here. 141 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,758 And perhaps some daffodils. 142 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,351 I understand we are minus two men this morning. 143 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:42,116 I am surprised at you, gentlemen. 144 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:46,594 Here I am, trying to be your friend and you embarrass me. 145 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,357 This could get me into hot water with the High Command? 146 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:56,074 They would court martial me, after all these years of a perfect record. 147 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:59,712 You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? 148 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:02,350 Fortunately those two men... 149 00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:19,680 As I was saying, fortunately those two men did not get very far. 150 00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:24,836 They had the good sense to rejoin us, so my record stands unblemished. 151 00:15:25,002 --> 00:15:28,438 Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. 152 00:15:29,122 --> 00:15:30,999 Not alive, anyway. 153 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:49,478 - Sergeant Hoffman of Barracks 4. - Yes, Sergeant Hoffman? 154 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:53,920 As Compound Chief, I protest at the way these bodies are left lying in the mud. 155 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:57,074 - Anything else? - Yes. Under the Geneva Convention, 156 00:15:57,242 --> 00:15:59,517 dead prisoners must be given a decent burial. 157 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,674 Of course. I am aware of the Geneva Convention. 158 00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:05,197 They'll be given the burial they deserve. 159 00:16:05,362 --> 00:16:10,277 Or would you like us to haul in 21 cannons from the Eastern Front 160 00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,957 and give them a 21-gun salute? 161 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,999 For the last time gentlemen, let me remind you. 162 00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:24,234 Any prisoners found outside the barracks after lights out 163 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,358 will be shot on sight. 164 00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:30,481 Furthermore, the iron stove in Barrack Four, 165 00:16:30,642 --> 00:16:34,078 the one camouflaging the trap door, will be removed. 166 00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:37,552 And so the men from this barrack do not suffer from the cold, 167 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:42,352 they will keep warm by filling in the escape tunnel. Is that clear? 168 00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:49,675 All right, then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. 169 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,073 And with Christmas coming, I have a special treat for you. 170 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:56,314 I'll have you all deloused for the holidays. 171 00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:02,273 And I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that. 172 00:17:09,122 --> 00:17:11,841 Who did this? 173 00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:17,280 I will give the funny man exactly five seconds to step forward. 174 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:24,991 Then you'll all stand here if it takes all day and all night. 175 00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:30,673 That is better. 176 00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:44,156 I see! 600 funny men! 177 00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,671 There will be no Christmas trees, 178 00:17:47,842 --> 00:17:51,357 but there will be delousing with ice water from the hoses. 179 00:17:51,522 --> 00:17:53,080 Dismissed! 180 00:18:25,642 --> 00:18:29,317 We will remove the iron stove, 181 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:31,757 the one that was camouflaging the trap door... 182 00:18:31,922 --> 00:18:33,594 Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher. 183 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,434 You can say that again. 184 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,320 These Nazis ain't kosh... 185 00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:42,192 I said you could say it again! That doesn't mean you have to repeat it! 186 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,240 Private property. 187 00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:49,154 How come the Krauts knew about that stove, Security? 188 00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:50,471 And the tunnel? 189 00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:54,078 Why can't you lay down a belch here without them knowing? 190 00:18:54,242 --> 00:18:56,312 If you don't like how I'm handling this job... 191 00:18:56,482 --> 00:19:00,236 - It's got us all spinning. - What makes them Krauts so smart? 192 00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:04,190 Maybe they do have radar. Maybe there's a mike hidden somewhere. 193 00:19:04,362 --> 00:19:06,796 Yeah. Right up Joey's ocarina. 194 00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:11,358 Maybe they're not so smart, but we're so stupid. 195 00:19:11,522 --> 00:19:14,514 Maybe someone in our barracks is tipping them off, like one of us! 196 00:19:14,682 --> 00:19:17,037 - You don't say. - Yes, I do say! 197 00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:19,631 One of us is a dirty, stinking stoolie! 198 00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:22,760 Is that Einstein's theory or did you figure it out yourself? 199 00:19:22,922 --> 00:19:27,200 Hey! New dames in the Russian compound. 200 00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:33,800 New dames! 201 00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:37,193 New dames in the Russian compound! 202 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:44,520 Sweethearts! Let's open up the third front! 203 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:54,197 Hey, dames, how about a little borscht, just the two of us? 204 00:19:54,362 --> 00:19:57,399 Hey, Russki, Russki! Look at those bublichkis! 205 00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:03,640 Hey, look at me! I'm your baby! 206 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,953 Get a load of that blonde. She's built like a brick Kremlin. 207 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,953 Hey, Comrade! Here I am! 208 00:20:09,122 --> 00:20:12,432 Harry Shapiro, the Volga Boatman of Barracks 4. 209 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,433 Lay off, the blonde is mine! 210 00:20:19,442 --> 00:20:23,481 Hey, Olga, Volga! Wait for me! 211 00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:28,961 - Let me go! - They'll shoot you! 212 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:33,955 - They'll shoot you, Animal. - I don't care. Let me go! 213 00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,316 Chow! Chow! 214 00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:36,591 Chow, Animal, chow! 215 00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:40,641 I don't want to eat. I want to go over there and talk with them. 216 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:43,270 You don't want to talk to broads with boots on. 217 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,353 I don't care if they wear galoshes! 218 00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:48,275 - You want Betty Grable. - Let me go! 219 00:20:48,442 --> 00:20:52,196 I told you when the war's over, I'll get you a date with Betty Grable. 220 00:20:52,362 --> 00:20:55,115 How are you going to get me a date with Betty Grable? 221 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,318 We go to California. 222 00:20:57,482 --> 00:21:01,031 My cousin works for the Los Angeles Gas Company. He'll get the address. 223 00:21:01,202 --> 00:21:04,319 Then we go to the house and when she comes to the door, I say, 224 00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:06,359 "Congratulations, Miss Grable. 225 00:21:06,522 --> 00:21:10,310 "We've voted you the girl we'd most like to be behind barbed wire with. 226 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,315 - "I'm here to present the award. " - What's the award? 227 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,677 What do you think, you're the award! 228 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:19,437 Me? What if she don't want me? 229 00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:23,038 Well, if she don't want you, she don't get nothing. 230 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,517 You're teasing me again. 231 00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:27,991 Let go, Animal! It's chow! We'll miss chow! 232 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,117 Chow! 233 00:21:33,562 --> 00:21:35,917 Are you supposed to drink this stuff or shave? 234 00:21:36,082 --> 00:21:37,800 - Drink. - Shave. 235 00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:40,920 - Anyone else want potato soup? - No! 236 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,642 - You sure? - Yes! 237 00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:50,117 Chow, chow, where's my chow? 238 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,920 Do you have to put your socks in my breakfast? 239 00:22:04,082 --> 00:22:06,232 Tough luck. 240 00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:08,962 I hate this life! 241 00:22:11,762 --> 00:22:14,834 - Set her up, Cookie. I'm starved. - I'm all ready. 242 00:22:47,962 --> 00:22:51,557 Easy, Animal! Easy! 243 00:22:51,842 --> 00:22:55,152 - Where did it come from? - From a chicken, bug-wit. 244 00:22:55,322 --> 00:22:56,471 A chicken? 245 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:59,759 A chicken lays those things. Don't you remember, Animal? 246 00:23:01,242 --> 00:23:03,836 Hey, it's beautiful. 247 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:08,156 Are you going to eat it all by yourself? 248 00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,040 The yellow and the white. 249 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:17,158 - Is it all right if we smell it? - Just don't drool on it. 250 00:23:17,322 --> 00:23:20,837 - You're not going to eat the shells? - Help yourself. 251 00:23:26,762 --> 00:23:30,357 Thanks. What are we gonna do with it? 252 00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:36,001 We're gonna plant it, Animal, and grow a chicken for Christmas. 253 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:46,840 If I were you, I'd eat that egg some place else. Like under the barracks. 254 00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:48,958 The coffee looks weak today. 255 00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:52,910 Come on, trader Horn, what did you give the Krauts for that egg? 256 00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:55,232 45 cigarettes. The price has gone up. 257 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,358 The cigarettes you took from us last night? 258 00:23:57,522 --> 00:24:00,355 What would I do with them? I only smoke cigars. 259 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:05,391 The Krauts shot Manfredi and Jonson last night, and today he's trading with them! 260 00:24:05,562 --> 00:24:09,999 This is my last hot breakfast before they remove the stove, so can I eat in peace? 261 00:24:10,162 --> 00:24:14,121 Ain't that too bad? Tomorrow he'll have to suck a raw egg! 262 00:24:14,282 --> 00:24:17,991 He don't have to worry. He can trade for a six-burner gas range. 263 00:24:18,162 --> 00:24:20,039 Maybe a deep freeze, too. 264 00:24:20,202 --> 00:24:22,762 So what? Everybody here's trading. 265 00:24:22,922 --> 00:24:26,073 Maybe I trade a little sharper. Does that make me a collaborator? 266 00:24:26,242 --> 00:24:29,712 A lot sharper. I'd like some of that loot you got in the footlockers. 267 00:24:29,882 --> 00:24:33,636 Oh, would you! My first week here somebody stole my Red Cross package, 268 00:24:33,802 --> 00:24:35,633 my blanket and my left shoe. 269 00:24:35,802 --> 00:24:40,159 Since then I've wised up. This ain't no Salvation Army, this is dog eat dog. 270 00:24:40,322 --> 00:24:43,280 - You stink, Sefton! - Come off it! 271 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:51,321 Now you've done it. You've given me nervous indigestion. 272 00:24:52,002 --> 00:24:53,560 Here, Joey. 273 00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:00,399 - Anything else bothering you, boys? - Yeah, one little thing. 274 00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:04,350 How were you so sure Manfredi and Jonson wouldn't get out of the forest? 275 00:25:04,522 --> 00:25:07,912 I wasn't so sure. I just liked the odds. 276 00:25:09,402 --> 00:25:11,472 What's that supposed to mean? 277 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:14,600 They're lying dead in the mud and I want to know how come. 278 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:18,914 Because you said it would be safe, and you gave them the green light. 279 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:22,199 That's how come. What are you trying to prove? 280 00:25:22,362 --> 00:25:24,592 - Cutting trap doors! Digging tunnels! - Listen, Sefton... 281 00:25:24,762 --> 00:25:29,233 You listen to me! What do you think the chances are of getting out of here? 282 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:33,395 Let's say you make it to Switzerland. Or say to the States. So what? 283 00:25:33,562 --> 00:25:36,281 They send you to the Pacific. You get shot down again. 284 00:25:36,442 --> 00:25:39,240 Only this time you wind up in a Japanese prison camp. 285 00:25:39,402 --> 00:25:41,518 That is, if you're lucky. 286 00:25:41,682 --> 00:25:43,673 Well, I'm no escape artist. 287 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,960 Cigar, Cookie. 288 00:25:46,122 --> 00:25:49,910 You can be the heroes, the guys with fruit salad on your chest. 289 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,595 I'm staying put. 290 00:25:51,762 --> 00:25:54,560 I'm gonna make myself as comfortable as I can. 291 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:58,761 If I have to trade with the enemy to get some food or a better mattress, 292 00:25:58,922 --> 00:26:01,072 that's OK by Sefton. 293 00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:04,959 You crud! This war's gonna be over some day. 294 00:26:05,122 --> 00:26:08,159 Then what do you think we'll do to Kraut-kissers like you? 295 00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:09,311 That's enough! 296 00:26:10,962 --> 00:26:11,997 At ease! 297 00:26:12,162 --> 00:26:15,598 Break it off down there. At ease for the news. 298 00:26:15,762 --> 00:26:18,276 At ease! Today's camp news. 299 00:26:18,442 --> 00:26:21,115 Father Murray announces that, due to local regulations, 300 00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:24,240 the Christmas Midnight Mass will be at seven in the morning. 301 00:26:24,402 --> 00:26:28,475 He also says, quote: "You sack rats better show up for services 302 00:26:28,642 --> 00:26:30,439 "and no bull from anybody. " Unquote. 303 00:26:31,962 --> 00:26:34,078 - At ease. - At ease! 304 00:26:35,482 --> 00:26:40,510 Next. Monday afternoon, a sailboat race will be held at the cesspool. 305 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:44,641 See Oscar Rudolph of Barracks 7 if you wish to enter a yacht. 306 00:26:44,802 --> 00:26:47,760 - All right, at ease! - At ease! 307 00:26:47,922 --> 00:26:53,235 Next. Jack Cushingham and Larry Blake will play Frank de Notta and Mike Cohen 308 00:26:53,402 --> 00:26:54,960 for the pinochle championship. 309 00:26:55,122 --> 00:26:56,680 That's a fix. 310 00:26:56,842 --> 00:26:59,834 - All right, at ease! - At ease! 311 00:27:00,002 --> 00:27:03,358 Next. Tuesday afternoon at two o'clock 312 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:07,071 all men from Texas will meet behind the north latrine. 313 00:27:07,762 --> 00:27:10,356 - All right! At ease! - At ease! 314 00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:13,556 Next. A warning from the Kommandant. 315 00:27:14,962 --> 00:27:18,193 Anybody found throwing rocks at low-flying German aircraft 316 00:27:18,362 --> 00:27:21,798 will be thrown in the boob. All right. At ease! 317 00:27:21,962 --> 00:27:25,193 - Are the doors covered? - Yeah, the doors are covered. 318 00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:27,318 Steve, give them the radio. 319 00:27:39,882 --> 00:27:43,352 - You can keep it for two days. - We're supposed to have it for a week. 320 00:27:43,522 --> 00:27:45,194 You're lucky to get it at all. 321 00:27:45,362 --> 00:27:48,991 The boys are afraid the Jerries will find it. This barracks is jinxed. 322 00:27:49,162 --> 00:27:50,515 We'll take care of it. 323 00:27:50,682 --> 00:27:54,231 Get the antenna. Let's see if we can catch the BBC. 324 00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:58,236 Get the antenna, get the antenna, get the antenna. 325 00:27:59,522 --> 00:28:01,717 Volley got the ball. Volley got the ball... 326 00:28:21,082 --> 00:28:22,231 Getting anything? 327 00:28:22,402 --> 00:28:24,393 Too much. I'm trying to unscramble. 328 00:28:24,562 --> 00:28:27,281 If you can't get BBC, how about Guy Lombardo? 329 00:28:27,442 --> 00:28:28,921 Are we boring you, Sefton? 330 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,197 Hold it! Quiet! 331 00:28:31,362 --> 00:28:35,037 Five Panzer Divisions and nine Infantry Divisions 332 00:28:35,202 --> 00:28:39,832 of von Rundstedt's army are pouring into the wide breach. 333 00:28:40,002 --> 00:28:42,118 The Krauts have busted through! 334 00:28:42,282 --> 00:28:48,312 A second German wedge is reported 14 miles west of Malmedy 335 00:28:48,482 --> 00:28:54,034 where tank columns cut the road to Bastogne. 336 00:29:40,122 --> 00:29:42,875 Wunderbar! Isn't he wunderbar? 337 00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:52,032 ...has driven across Luxembourg. 338 00:29:52,202 --> 00:29:56,434 The Allied Air Force is grounded by poor visibility. 339 00:29:56,602 --> 00:30:00,231 Meanwhile, two of Patton's tank units 340 00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:04,236 have been diverted towards Bastogne and are trying to... 341 00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:06,355 - Come on! Come on! - Static! 342 00:30:06,522 --> 00:30:09,639 Static is right. The radio's static, Patton's static and we're static! 343 00:30:09,802 --> 00:30:12,555 It's gonna be a longer war than you figured, Duke? 344 00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,121 Easy, easy. 345 00:30:18,962 --> 00:30:20,520 Watch it! Watch it! 346 00:30:50,522 --> 00:30:54,310 Well, well, gentlemen, am I interrupting something? 347 00:30:54,482 --> 00:30:57,076 Yeah, Schulz, we were just passing out guns. 348 00:30:57,242 --> 00:31:01,554 Guns? You're joking. Always with the visecrackers. 349 00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:05,476 Visecrackers? Where did he pick up his English, in a pretzel factory? 350 00:31:05,642 --> 00:31:07,200 You think I'm a square. 351 00:31:07,362 --> 00:31:09,717 I've been to America. I've been wrestling there. 352 00:31:09,882 --> 00:31:14,478 I wrestled in Milwaukee, St. Louis, Cincinnati, and I will go back. 353 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:17,759 The way the war is going, I will be there before you. 354 00:31:17,922 --> 00:31:20,117 You should live so long. 355 00:31:20,282 --> 00:31:22,477 Here. That's me in Cincinnati. 356 00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:24,712 Who's the wrestler with the moustache? 357 00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:26,395 That's my wife. 358 00:31:26,562 --> 00:31:29,838 Hey, look at all that meat. Ain't she the bitter end? 359 00:31:30,002 --> 00:31:32,960 Give it back. You must not arouse yourselves. 360 00:31:33,122 --> 00:31:36,876 Schulz. I got a deal for you. Suppose you help us escape. 361 00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:40,193 We'll have everything waiting for you in Madison Square Garden. 362 00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:43,035 For the heavyweight wrestling championship of the world. 363 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,274 In this corner, Schulz, the Beast of Bavaria 364 00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:49,195 versus the Hunchback of Stalag 17! 365 00:31:51,282 --> 00:31:53,750 Droppen Sie dead! 366 00:31:56,042 --> 00:32:01,400 And now, gentlemen, we'll go outside for a little gymnastics. 367 00:32:01,562 --> 00:32:05,714 We will grab some shovels and undig that tunnel you digged. 368 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,157 Schulz, why don't we just plug up the tunnel 369 00:32:08,322 --> 00:32:11,473 with the Kommandant on one end and you on the other? 370 00:32:11,642 --> 00:32:17,239 It isn't me. It's the orders. I'm your best friend here. 371 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,962 Cut the guff, Schulz, we're on to you! 372 00:32:20,122 --> 00:32:23,478 You know everything that's happening. Who's tipping you off? 373 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,361 Tipping me off? I do not understand. 374 00:32:26,522 --> 00:32:30,276 You're wasting your time, Duke. Come on. Let's get it over with. 375 00:32:30,442 --> 00:32:33,161 Just a second. Schulz says he's been our best friend here. 376 00:32:33,322 --> 00:32:35,278 Maybe he can give us a hint. 377 00:32:35,442 --> 00:32:38,002 Come on spill it. How did you get the information? 378 00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:41,996 About Manfredi and Jonson? About the stove and the tunnel? 379 00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:44,392 Which one of us is it? 380 00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:46,996 - Which one of you is what? - The informer? 381 00:32:47,162 --> 00:32:49,630 Are you saying one American would inform on another? 382 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:53,351 That's the general idea. But not so general as far as I'm concerned. 383 00:32:53,522 --> 00:32:54,796 You're talking crazy. 384 00:32:54,962 --> 00:32:56,998 It's no use. Why don't you come clean. 385 00:32:57,162 --> 00:33:00,120 Just tell them it's me, because I'm the illegitimate son of Hitler 386 00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:02,034 and after the Germans win the war, 387 00:33:02,202 --> 00:33:04,636 you're gonna make me the Gauleiter of Cincinnati! 388 00:33:04,802 --> 00:33:07,874 You Americans! You are the craziest people. 389 00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:09,600 That's why I like you. 390 00:33:09,762 --> 00:33:15,553 I wish I could invite you all to my house for a nice German Christmas. 391 00:33:16,482 --> 00:33:18,120 Down boy! 392 00:33:18,282 --> 00:33:20,238 Down boy, down boy! 393 00:34:21,122 --> 00:34:24,080 Those poor suckers, Manfredi and Jonson. 394 00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:26,836 They got out of Stalag 17 all right, 395 00:34:27,002 --> 00:34:29,562 only not quite the way they wanted to go. 396 00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:34,238 Somebody in our outfit was tipping off the Krauts. Only who was it? 397 00:34:34,402 --> 00:34:40,921 The Animal, or Harry, or Hoffy, or Price, or Blondie or Joey, or Duke? 398 00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:44,552 It sure wasn't me. Maybe it was Sefton. 399 00:34:44,722 --> 00:34:47,190 Sergeant J.J. Sefton. 400 00:34:47,802 --> 00:34:51,317 It's about time I told you more about that Sefton guy. 401 00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:55,077 If I was a writer, I'd send it to the "Reader's Digest" 402 00:34:55,242 --> 00:34:58,200 for one of those "Most Unforgettable Characters You've Ever Met". 403 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:01,832 He was a big time operator, always hustling, always scrounging. 404 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:04,038 Take, for instance, the horse races. 405 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,921 Every Saturday and Sunday he'd put on horse races. 406 00:35:07,082 --> 00:35:10,631 He was the sole owner and operator of the Stalag 17 Turf Club. 407 00:35:10,802 --> 00:35:13,441 He was the presiding steward, the chief handicapper, 408 00:35:13,602 --> 00:35:16,514 the starter, the judge, the breeder and his own bookie. 409 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:21,437 He was the whole works, except I was the stable boy for five smokes a day. 410 00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:23,877 Give me Equipoise. Ten on the nose. 411 00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:27,118 Ten on the nose. 412 00:35:30,842 --> 00:35:33,356 - Come on, come on. - Ten on Schnickelfritz. 413 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,911 - Equipoise. - Schnickelfritz. 414 00:35:36,082 --> 00:35:39,040 Come on, boys. The horses are at the post. 415 00:35:39,202 --> 00:35:41,477 - Equipoise? - Equipoise. 416 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,394 Ten on Equipoise. 417 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:47,278 Five on Sea Biscuit. I'll pay when the Red Cross parcels come in. 418 00:35:47,442 --> 00:35:49,353 - No credit. - Have a heart, Sefton! 419 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,638 Sorry, it's against the rules of the Racing Commission. 420 00:35:51,802 --> 00:35:54,635 Any more bets? Ready, Cookie? 421 00:35:54,802 --> 00:35:57,236 - Ready! - Let them go! 422 00:35:57,402 --> 00:35:59,836 And they are off and running at Stalag 17! 423 00:36:05,402 --> 00:36:08,200 Come on, Equipoise! Come on, you beauty! 424 00:36:10,482 --> 00:36:12,552 Equipoise! What did I tell you? 425 00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:15,555 Don't be no rat! Daddy will buy you some cheese! 426 00:36:15,722 --> 00:36:16,791 Let's go! 427 00:36:18,162 --> 00:36:21,438 - This way, this way! - Straighten out, you dog! 428 00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:27,795 That's no horse! That's a dervish! 429 00:36:27,962 --> 00:36:30,271 Please, please, for Daddy! For Daddy. 430 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,718 The winner is Number Five, Schnickelfritz. 431 00:36:40,002 --> 00:36:45,281 I told you Schnickelfritz! You made me bet on Equipoise! 432 00:36:45,442 --> 00:36:48,639 I clocked him this morning. He was running like a doll. 433 00:36:48,802 --> 00:36:51,362 You clocked him! Why don't I clock you? 434 00:36:53,682 --> 00:36:56,196 Another one of his enterprises was the distillery. 435 00:36:56,362 --> 00:37:00,594 He ran a bar in our barracks, selling schnapps at two cigarettes a shot. 436 00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:04,152 The boys called it the Flamethrower, but it wasn't really that bad. 437 00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:06,711 We brewed it out of old potato peels 438 00:37:06,882 --> 00:37:10,192 and sometimes a couple of strings off the Red Cross parcels 439 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,478 just to give it a little flavour. 440 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:20,401 It ain't fair, Harry. I'm telling you, it ain't fair. My Betty! 441 00:37:20,562 --> 00:37:25,113 Ain't she beautiful? She married an orchestra leader! 442 00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:27,193 So what? There's other women. 443 00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:29,674 Not for me. 444 00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:32,281 Betty! 445 00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:36,080 - Betty! - Forget Betty, Animal. 446 00:37:36,242 --> 00:37:39,234 I'll get you a date with some of those Russian women. 447 00:37:39,402 --> 00:37:41,279 You'll get me a date. 448 00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:45,799 Sure, I'll get you into the Russian compound. 449 00:37:45,962 --> 00:37:50,513 How? Pinky Miller from Barracks 8 tried to get in over there 450 00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:52,593 and they shot him in the leg. 451 00:37:52,762 --> 00:37:57,199 It takes a gimmick, Animal. I figured us a little gimmick. 452 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:58,590 You did? 453 00:37:58,762 --> 00:38:02,914 Sharp. Sometimes I'm so sharp it's frightening. 454 00:38:05,602 --> 00:38:08,162 To the Brick Kremlin. 455 00:38:08,322 --> 00:38:11,314 - She'll never forgive me. - Come on, Animal. 456 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:22,358 What are you serving today, nitric acid? 457 00:38:22,522 --> 00:38:25,798 I only work here. Talk to the management. 458 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:31,516 Mr Management! What are you trying to do? 459 00:38:31,682 --> 00:38:33,798 Embalm us while we are still alive? 460 00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:36,920 What do you expect? Eight-year-old bottled-in-bond? 461 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:39,596 All the house guarantees is you don't go blind. 462 00:38:39,762 --> 00:38:41,912 Blind? Harry! 463 00:38:42,082 --> 00:38:44,960 Harry, Harry... I'm blind, Harry. 464 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:49,513 Where are you? I can't see. I'm blind, Harry. 465 00:38:49,682 --> 00:38:52,719 - I'm blind! - Blind? 466 00:38:53,362 --> 00:38:56,320 How stupid can you get, Animal? 467 00:39:05,922 --> 00:39:08,516 The killer-diller, of course, the real bonanza 468 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:10,877 was when Sefton put up the observatory. 469 00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:15,001 He scrounged some high-powered Kraut lenses and a magnifying mirror, 470 00:39:15,162 --> 00:39:18,154 and got Ronnie Bigelow from Barracks 2 to put it together 471 00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:19,801 for a pound of coffee. 472 00:39:19,962 --> 00:39:22,601 On a clear day you could see the Swiss Alps. 473 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:24,753 Only who wanted to see the Swiss Alps? 474 00:39:24,922 --> 00:39:28,119 It was about a mile away from that Russian delousing shack, 475 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,273 but we were right on top of it. 476 00:39:30,442 --> 00:39:33,593 It cost a cigarette or half a bar of chocolate a peek. 477 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,798 You couldn't catch much through that steam, 478 00:39:35,962 --> 00:39:38,112 but after two years in that camp, 479 00:39:38,282 --> 00:39:42,753 just the idea of what was behind that window sure spruced up your voltage. 480 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:47,515 Let's go. 20 seconds to a customer. 481 00:39:57,402 --> 00:39:59,597 Hey, Sefton, what's snarling up the traffic? 482 00:39:59,762 --> 00:40:02,322 By the time we get to look, they'll be old hags. 483 00:40:02,482 --> 00:40:03,551 Simmer down, boys. 484 00:40:03,722 --> 00:40:07,317 There'll be a second show when they put the next batch through. 485 00:40:17,522 --> 00:40:21,879 Hey, Sefton. What's the big idea? Take that telescope out of here! 486 00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:23,475 - Says who? - Me. 487 00:40:23,642 --> 00:40:26,281 You take it out, but there'll be a riot. 488 00:40:26,442 --> 00:40:30,196 Every time they get Red Cross packages, you find a way to rob them. 489 00:40:30,362 --> 00:40:32,830 When they find out, they'll throw us in the boob. 490 00:40:33,002 --> 00:40:34,958 They know. I'd worry about the radio. 491 00:40:35,122 --> 00:40:38,000 Maybe they also know about your distillery and horse races. 492 00:40:38,162 --> 00:40:40,278 What makes you and them so buddy-buddy? 493 00:40:40,442 --> 00:40:41,795 Ask Security. 494 00:40:41,962 --> 00:40:44,999 Tell him. You've got me shadowed every minute of the day. 495 00:40:45,162 --> 00:40:47,118 - Haven't you found out yet? - Not yet. 496 00:40:47,282 --> 00:40:51,355 - How do you get all these privileges? - I give the guards ten per cent. 497 00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:53,592 - And maybe something else! - What? 498 00:40:53,762 --> 00:40:55,912 - A little information. - Break it off! 499 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:58,312 How much more do we have to take from this crud? 500 00:40:58,482 --> 00:41:01,918 There'll be no vigilante stuff while I'm Barracks Chief. 501 00:41:02,082 --> 00:41:04,038 Look at them! Those crazy jerks! 502 00:41:04,202 --> 00:41:06,796 They won't get away with it. The Krauts will shoot them! 503 00:41:06,962 --> 00:41:10,875 Harry and the Animal are trying to sneak into the Russian compound! 504 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:33,235 They're past the 50-yard line! 505 00:41:33,402 --> 00:41:36,155 - It's a quarterback sneak! - Look at them go! 506 00:41:50,002 --> 00:41:53,438 Those idiots will paint themselves right into their graves! 507 00:42:08,642 --> 00:42:11,031 Hello, Bublichki. How are you all? 508 00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:27,480 Hey, the Brick Kremlin! Hey Olga Volga, wait for me! 509 00:42:27,642 --> 00:42:31,237 Hey, Animal, the window. 510 00:43:24,082 --> 00:43:28,234 So life sort of drifted back to normal in Stalag 17. 511 00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:32,555 It was a couple of days before Christmas and everything seemed quiet enough. 512 00:43:32,722 --> 00:43:36,681 But underneath it we knew we were sitting on a barrel of dynamite, 513 00:43:36,842 --> 00:43:40,994 and that the stoolie, whoever he was, was ready to strike again any second. 514 00:43:41,162 --> 00:43:42,117 At ease! 515 00:43:44,962 --> 00:43:48,875 All right, at ease! Mail call! 516 00:43:51,322 --> 00:43:53,790 - All right, at ease. - Hey, man. 517 00:43:53,962 --> 00:43:56,078 Anything for Stanislaus Kuzawa? 518 00:43:56,242 --> 00:44:00,360 First. The Kommandant is sending every barracks a little Christmas present. 519 00:44:00,522 --> 00:44:02,194 A copy of "Mein Kampf". 520 00:44:02,602 --> 00:44:05,116 - All right, at ease. - At ease! 521 00:44:05,282 --> 00:44:09,560 In Oberst von Scherbach's words, "Now that German victory is in sight, 522 00:44:09,722 --> 00:44:11,599 "American prisoners must be indoctrinated 523 00:44:11,762 --> 00:44:13,957 "with the teachings of the Führer. " Unquote. 524 00:44:14,122 --> 00:44:16,920 In my own words... Unquote. 525 00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,519 That's the wrong direction. 526 00:44:23,882 --> 00:44:26,077 Give that man a Kewpie doll! 527 00:44:26,242 --> 00:44:27,641 - Martin. - Here. 528 00:44:27,802 --> 00:44:29,155 - Shapiro. - Yup. 529 00:44:29,322 --> 00:44:30,835 - Price. - Yeah. 530 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,401 - Trzcinski. - Yo. 531 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:33,881 - McKay - Yo! 532 00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:37,671 Shapiro, Shapiro, Manfredi... 533 00:44:42,362 --> 00:44:45,195 - Shapiro, Musgrove. - Hey! 534 00:44:45,362 --> 00:44:46,954 - McKay. - Yo! 535 00:44:47,122 --> 00:44:48,521 - Peterson. - Yeah! 536 00:44:48,682 --> 00:44:49,956 - Plews. - Here. 537 00:44:50,122 --> 00:44:51,396 - Pirelli. - Hey! 538 00:44:51,562 --> 00:44:52,881 - Coleman. - Yo! 539 00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:56,557 - Shapiro. - Nothing for Stanislaus Kuzawa? 540 00:44:56,722 --> 00:44:59,441 Shapiro, Shapiro. 541 00:45:00,402 --> 00:45:01,551 - Agnew. - Here. 542 00:45:02,122 --> 00:45:05,159 And just what makes you so popular? 543 00:45:05,322 --> 00:45:09,076 It's amazing. 50 million guys running around back home, 544 00:45:09,242 --> 00:45:12,154 and all those dames want is Sugar-lips Shapiro. 545 00:45:12,322 --> 00:45:13,437 - Plews. - Here. 546 00:45:13,602 --> 00:45:14,921 - Bauer. - Here. 547 00:45:15,082 --> 00:45:16,401 - McKay. - Yo! 548 00:45:16,562 --> 00:45:17,756 - Agnew. - Here. 549 00:45:17,922 --> 00:45:19,560 - Here, Kuzawa. - Yeah? 550 00:45:19,722 --> 00:45:22,634 - Give this to Joey? - Is that all the mail? 551 00:45:22,802 --> 00:45:24,121 At ease, at ease! 552 00:45:24,282 --> 00:45:27,911 Here's a little something from Father Murray. One to each barrack. 553 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:33,952 And he wants you to cut out swearing during yuletide. 554 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:36,955 - How did he get those trees? - Prayed, I guess. 555 00:45:37,122 --> 00:45:39,920 They grew out of his mattress. Come on, Steve. 556 00:45:40,082 --> 00:45:43,233 Hey! What do we do for decorations? 557 00:45:43,402 --> 00:45:45,711 For that you got to pray yourself. 558 00:45:47,482 --> 00:45:53,318 "... and so, Joey, we do hope that you will finish that last year of law school 559 00:45:53,482 --> 00:45:55,950 "when you come back home. " 560 00:45:57,482 --> 00:45:58,995 Law school? 561 00:45:59,162 --> 00:46:01,960 Hey, you don't want to be no stinking lawyer 562 00:46:02,122 --> 00:46:05,956 with a stinking briefcase and a stinking office, do you, Joey? 563 00:46:07,642 --> 00:46:11,794 "And do keep writing, son. Your letters are very dear to us. 564 00:46:11,962 --> 00:46:14,635 "With all our love, Dad. " 565 00:46:16,122 --> 00:46:19,432 It's from your Dad, Joey. Here, take it. 566 00:46:20,082 --> 00:46:24,155 Next time we write to your folks, you know what you're gonna say? 567 00:46:24,322 --> 00:46:27,394 You're gonna say you don't want to be a lawyer... 568 00:46:27,562 --> 00:46:30,952 that you wanna be a musician, maybe. 569 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,159 Like play the flute. Yeah, Joey? 570 00:46:43,082 --> 00:46:47,997 I saw a wonderful article on German prison camps in a magazine. 571 00:46:48,162 --> 00:46:49,675 Mom reads a lot. 572 00:46:49,842 --> 00:46:54,199 They showed pictures of the tennis courts, and also say that in winter 573 00:46:54,362 --> 00:46:57,115 they freeze them over so you boys can ice skate. 574 00:46:57,282 --> 00:47:00,080 Anything about us grouse hunting in the Vienna Woods? 575 00:47:00,242 --> 00:47:02,881 In a way I'm glad you're not in America, 576 00:47:03,042 --> 00:47:05,681 with everything rationed here, like gas and meat. 577 00:47:05,842 --> 00:47:07,195 Heart-rending, ain't it? 578 00:47:07,362 --> 00:47:09,956 Why don't we send them some food parcels? 579 00:47:13,522 --> 00:47:17,481 - What do all those broads say? - What do they always say? 580 00:47:17,642 --> 00:47:21,601 - Let me read one. - It's not good for you, Animal. 581 00:47:21,762 --> 00:47:26,961 Hey, this is with a typewriter! It's from a finance company! 582 00:47:27,122 --> 00:47:31,161 So it is from the finance company. It's better than no letter at all. 583 00:47:31,322 --> 00:47:34,075 So they want the third payment on the Plymouth. 584 00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:38,474 So they want the fourth, the fifth, the sixth, the seventh... 585 00:47:38,642 --> 00:47:40,121 so they want the Plymouth. 586 00:47:40,282 --> 00:47:44,161 Sugar-lips Shapiro. Amazing, ain't it? 587 00:47:45,242 --> 00:47:47,710 - I believe it. - You believe what? 588 00:47:47,882 --> 00:47:50,680 My wife. She says, "Darling, you won't believe it, 589 00:47:50,842 --> 00:47:53,356 "but I found an adorable baby on our doorstep 590 00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:55,399 "and I've decided to keep it. 591 00:47:55,562 --> 00:47:59,555 "You won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose. " 592 00:47:59,722 --> 00:48:03,271 Why does she keep saying I don't believe it? I believe it. 593 00:48:04,242 --> 00:48:05,595 I believe it. 594 00:48:06,562 --> 00:48:07,517 I believe it. 595 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,793 This is it, gentlemen. Don't bother to scrape your shoes. 596 00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:22,872 OK, gang! Meet our new guests. 597 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:25,840 This is Lieutenant Dunbar and this is Sergeant Bagradian. 598 00:48:26,002 --> 00:48:27,355 Lieutenant? 599 00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:30,997 Knock it off fellas. The pleasure's all mine. 600 00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,801 - How are things? - What's doing on the outside? 601 00:48:33,962 --> 00:48:35,714 What's new in the States? 602 00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:39,238 The skirts are shorter, if that's what you mean. 603 00:48:39,402 --> 00:48:43,759 The Lieutenant will be here for a week until the Krauts ship him 604 00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:47,710 to the officers' camp in Silesia. All railroads out of Frankfurt are fouled up. 605 00:48:47,882 --> 00:48:49,679 Somebody blew up an ammunition train. 606 00:48:49,842 --> 00:48:50,957 Somebody, my eye. 607 00:48:51,122 --> 00:48:53,875 The Lieutenant did it with 50 German guards around. 608 00:48:54,042 --> 00:48:55,794 Glad to have you here. 609 00:48:55,962 --> 00:48:58,237 You're in time for the Christmas pageant. 610 00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:01,155 Looks more like the lost company of "Tobacco Road". 611 00:49:01,322 --> 00:49:04,678 He's an actor. You should see his imitations. He can do anybody. 612 00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,878 - Do Lionel Barrymore again. - Do Alan Ladd. 613 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:09,795 - Do Cary Grant. - Hey, do Grable! 614 00:49:11,522 --> 00:49:15,435 See here Scarlet, I'm crazy about you and always have been. 615 00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:19,880 I gave you kisses for breakfast, lunch, and supper. 616 00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:22,158 And now I find you're eating out. 617 00:49:22,322 --> 00:49:25,439 - Not Gable, Grable! - That's enough. 618 00:49:25,602 --> 00:49:29,561 They were shot down two days ago and they've been on their feet ever since. 619 00:49:29,722 --> 00:49:31,553 Price will show you your bunks. 620 00:49:32,802 --> 00:49:34,394 Fix them some tea. 621 00:49:34,562 --> 00:49:36,917 We had a couple of unexpected vacancies. 622 00:49:37,082 --> 00:49:38,834 Upper or lower, Lieutenant? 623 00:49:39,002 --> 00:49:41,516 It doesn't matter. Just so I can get some sleep. 624 00:49:41,682 --> 00:49:43,161 - Lieutenant Dunbar? - Yeah? 625 00:49:43,322 --> 00:49:45,597 James Schuyler Dunbar from Boston? 626 00:49:45,762 --> 00:49:47,673 Yes. Do we know each other? 627 00:49:47,842 --> 00:49:50,720 He's from Boston, too. But you wouldn't know him 628 00:49:50,882 --> 00:49:52,315 unless your house was robbed! 629 00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:56,512 Maybe he would. We were gonna be officers together, remember? 630 00:49:56,682 --> 00:49:59,879 Only they washed me out. I'm glad to see you made it. 631 00:50:00,042 --> 00:50:02,510 Of course your dough had nothing to do with it! 632 00:50:02,682 --> 00:50:05,719 - His mother's got 20 million dollars. - 25. 633 00:50:05,882 --> 00:50:08,840 They've got a summer home in Nantucket with a polo field. 634 00:50:09,002 --> 00:50:11,357 - Put a canopy over his bunk. - Lay off, Sefton! 635 00:50:11,522 --> 00:50:14,355 Say, how come you're not a chicken colonel by now? 636 00:50:14,522 --> 00:50:16,831 Lay off, unless you want your head handed to you! 637 00:50:17,002 --> 00:50:19,232 Tea is being served on the veranda. 638 00:50:19,962 --> 00:50:22,430 Animal, where are the napkins? 639 00:50:31,802 --> 00:50:36,159 Do be seated, Bonita. What a perfectly charming table arrangement. 640 00:50:36,322 --> 00:50:38,916 They must have copied it from "House Beautiful". 641 00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:42,761 Animal, how many times have I told you? 642 00:50:42,922 --> 00:50:45,356 You always gotta pour from the left. 643 00:51:02,682 --> 00:51:04,479 Thank you, James. 644 00:51:05,482 --> 00:51:08,519 Don't encourage them. Those are the barrack's clowns. 645 00:51:09,322 --> 00:51:12,917 - Did they get you over Frankfurt? - On the Schweinfurt run. 646 00:51:13,082 --> 00:51:14,913 - Flak or fighters? - Fighters. 647 00:51:15,082 --> 00:51:18,313 - How many ships did you loose? - About half the group. 648 00:51:18,482 --> 00:51:20,040 Flying out of England? 649 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,840 Yes, Waddington. 92nd Bomber group. 650 00:51:22,002 --> 00:51:25,039 How did you blow up the train with 50 guards around? 651 00:51:25,202 --> 00:51:27,762 Well, I was just lucky, I guess. 652 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:31,756 Don't let him kid you. Cagney couldn't have pulled a sweeter job. 653 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,116 Here's what happened. 654 00:51:33,282 --> 00:51:36,240 We were waiting in the depot in Frankfurt, understand? 655 00:51:36,402 --> 00:51:37,994 When an ammunition train arrives 656 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:41,234 the longest ammunition train you ever saw, understand? 657 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:44,678 He's just giving it a big build-up. It was simple enough. 658 00:51:44,842 --> 00:51:47,834 I went into the men's room, fixed a little time bomb, 659 00:51:48,002 --> 00:51:50,914 broke open the window and when the train pulled out 660 00:51:51,082 --> 00:51:53,073 I tossed it into an open car. 661 00:51:53,242 --> 00:51:55,676 There must have been straw on the floor. 662 00:51:55,842 --> 00:51:59,721 Yeah. And about three minutes later you can hear it... boom! 663 00:51:59,882 --> 00:52:02,715 Understand? Broke every window in Frankfurt. 664 00:52:02,882 --> 00:52:05,271 Understand? It was gorgeous. 665 00:52:05,442 --> 00:52:09,993 Wait a second. I'm not through. Understand? 666 00:52:11,082 --> 00:52:14,961 - I wouldn't talk about things like that! - They never caught on. 667 00:52:15,122 --> 00:52:17,078 They may. That's why I'd keep my mouth shut. 668 00:52:17,242 --> 00:52:19,358 We're all Americans here, aren't we? 669 00:52:19,522 --> 00:52:21,752 The Krauts are getting information. 670 00:52:21,922 --> 00:52:23,480 Especially in this barracks. 671 00:52:23,642 --> 00:52:25,758 - How? - That's what we'd like to know. 672 00:52:25,922 --> 00:52:29,039 - There's only one pair left. - We'll get some more. 673 00:52:29,202 --> 00:52:32,160 Where does a fella take a hot shower around here? 674 00:52:32,322 --> 00:52:34,153 Hot shower? Dig him! 675 00:52:34,322 --> 00:52:36,677 No hot showers. You wash in the latrine. 676 00:52:36,842 --> 00:52:39,595 - A latrine! - What do you expect, glamour boy? 677 00:52:39,762 --> 00:52:42,322 An officers' club with a steam room and a massage? 678 00:52:42,482 --> 00:52:45,394 You made some cracks before and I let them slide, 679 00:52:45,562 --> 00:52:47,518 but I don't intend to take any more. 680 00:52:47,682 --> 00:52:51,721 If you resent my having money, start a revolution, but get off my back. 681 00:52:51,882 --> 00:52:54,635 Look, your dough won't help. Here you're on your own. 682 00:52:54,802 --> 00:52:58,158 No mother to throw you a lifebelt. Let's see how good you swim. 683 00:52:58,322 --> 00:53:03,157 I can swim all right. We own three swimming pools and a private lake. 684 00:53:03,322 --> 00:53:06,678 It figures. Sorry boys, my taxi's waiting. 685 00:53:18,082 --> 00:53:21,358 Cut the horseplay, Harry. What's the matter with you guys? 686 00:53:24,162 --> 00:53:26,517 Get ready! Here he comes! 687 00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:38,638 ...Czechoslovakia and Poland - kaputt. 688 00:53:38,802 --> 00:53:43,159 And the Fräulein with the Glockenspiel - verboten. 689 00:53:43,322 --> 00:53:46,553 And the apple strudel with the Liederkranz- Gesundheit. 690 00:53:46,722 --> 00:53:50,601 Everything is Gesundheit, kaputt and verboten! 691 00:53:50,762 --> 00:53:52,514 Gentlemen! Attention! 692 00:53:55,322 --> 00:53:56,675 Droppen Sie dead! 693 00:53:56,842 --> 00:54:00,801 Quiet! We are indoctrinating. Is all you indoctrinated? 694 00:54:01,882 --> 00:54:04,237 Is you all good little Nazis? 695 00:54:04,402 --> 00:54:06,836 Is you all good little Adolfs? 696 00:54:07,002 --> 00:54:09,197 Then we will all salute Feldwebel Schulz. 697 00:54:09,482 --> 00:54:11,200 About face! 698 00:54:18,082 --> 00:54:20,073 One Führer is enough. 699 00:54:20,242 --> 00:54:22,961 Please, gentlemen, take off those moustaches. 700 00:54:23,122 --> 00:54:26,398 Do you want me arrested by the Gestapo? 701 00:54:26,562 --> 00:54:31,078 You would be very sorry to get a new Feldwebel without a sense of humour. 702 00:54:31,962 --> 00:54:36,399 OK, gang. Take off the moustaches. Now, what is it, Schulz? 703 00:54:36,562 --> 00:54:40,396 Gentlemen, tomorrow morning the Geneva man will inspect the camp 704 00:54:40,562 --> 00:54:43,679 and find out if we are living up to the International Convention. 705 00:54:43,842 --> 00:54:46,117 He will find we are treating you very well. 706 00:54:46,282 --> 00:54:48,352 You must not run around in your underwear. 707 00:54:48,522 --> 00:54:49,875 And take off the wash. 708 00:54:50,042 --> 00:54:54,194 The Kommandant wants all the barracks to be spick and also span. 709 00:54:54,362 --> 00:54:56,717 Yeah, we'll put pink ribbons on the bedbugs. 710 00:54:56,882 --> 00:55:01,672 The Kommandant also wants every man to have a new clean blanket. 711 00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:04,151 Yeah, we know. We had them last year. 712 00:55:04,322 --> 00:55:07,280 Five minutes after he was gone, the blankets were gone. 713 00:55:08,762 --> 00:55:12,391 The Kommandant also told me to pick up the radio. 714 00:55:12,562 --> 00:55:14,553 What radio, Schulz? 715 00:55:14,722 --> 00:55:17,282 The one you are hiding, don't you know? 716 00:55:17,442 --> 00:55:20,991 The one your friend mit-out the leg is smuggling in the compound. 717 00:55:21,162 --> 00:55:22,436 You're off your nut. 718 00:55:22,602 --> 00:55:24,832 - Give me the radio. - We have no radio. 719 00:55:25,002 --> 00:55:27,311 All right, gentlemen, I'll find it myself. 720 00:55:27,482 --> 00:55:31,600 Now, let's see. Where could it be? 721 00:55:32,802 --> 00:55:37,956 Maybe, in the Lieutenant's bunk? Oh, no, not in the Lieutenant's bunk. 722 00:55:38,122 --> 00:55:40,955 I'm cold here. Maybe warmer on this side. 723 00:55:41,122 --> 00:55:44,797 In the piccolo, may... Oh, no, not in the piccolo. 724 00:55:44,962 --> 00:55:49,752 Am I getting warmer? Hot, maybe? 725 00:55:52,602 --> 00:55:54,240 Very hot? 726 00:56:09,522 --> 00:56:13,117 - What is this? This is water? - It's a mousetrap. 727 00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:16,240 - And this? - My grandmother's earmuffs. 728 00:56:16,402 --> 00:56:19,280 Look at them, Lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. 729 00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:22,400 How can you win the war mit an army of clowns? 730 00:56:22,562 --> 00:56:24,553 We hope you'll laugh yourselves to death. 731 00:56:24,842 --> 00:56:25,877 Yeah. 732 00:56:34,242 --> 00:56:38,474 Now, outside everybody! Everybody out for the blankets. 733 00:56:38,642 --> 00:56:42,715 - Clear out. Here we go. - Hey, you too, outside. Get going! 734 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:45,114 Hurry up, boys. 735 00:57:13,482 --> 00:57:17,270 That Schulz pig knew where the radio was all the time. 736 00:57:17,442 --> 00:57:19,910 That stoolie is sure batting a thousand. 737 00:57:20,082 --> 00:57:23,757 The guy I want to talk to is Sefton. Anybody seen Sefton? 738 00:57:23,922 --> 00:57:27,039 - Cookie, have you seen Sefton? - No, I haven't. 739 00:57:28,762 --> 00:57:30,115 Here, here! 740 00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:37,682 Hoffy, I'm sorry about the mouse trap, 741 00:57:37,842 --> 00:57:41,073 but the war news are very depressing anyway. 742 00:57:44,322 --> 00:57:50,272 I might as well also confiscate the antenna. American know-how. 743 00:57:54,322 --> 00:57:57,155 - All right, Cookie. Where's Sefton? - I don't know. 744 00:57:57,322 --> 00:58:00,075 - At the Kommandant's? - I don't know. 745 00:58:00,242 --> 00:58:03,120 - What did they trade him for the radio? - I don't know. 746 00:58:03,282 --> 00:58:05,238 Why don't we look in the footlockers? 747 00:58:05,402 --> 00:58:07,632 You little stooge! Hand over them keys! 748 00:58:07,802 --> 00:58:11,590 - I haven't got any keys. - OK, then I'll get me a key. 749 00:58:11,762 --> 00:58:13,832 - OK, Hoffy? - OK. 750 00:58:14,002 --> 00:58:17,392 Wait a minute. Don't. Sefton will get mad. 751 00:58:25,122 --> 00:58:29,240 - Of all the hoarding cruds! - Looks like Macey's basement, don't it? 752 00:58:30,482 --> 00:58:32,552 That kid's richer than my mother. 753 00:58:33,682 --> 00:58:35,752 Shut up! 754 00:58:35,922 --> 00:58:39,915 For crying out loud. What would he be doing with these? 755 00:58:40,082 --> 00:58:43,791 Suppose you ask me? Go on, ask me. 756 00:58:46,602 --> 00:58:51,551 Because I got the goods on Mr Sefton. This time he didn't shake me. 757 00:58:57,882 --> 00:59:01,158 Take a look for yourself. It will curdle your guts! 758 00:59:02,882 --> 00:59:04,395 The Russian women! 759 00:59:05,762 --> 00:59:06,956 Get away! 760 00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:11,240 Here, try the end window where the candy is. 761 00:59:11,402 --> 00:59:13,597 Come on Hoffy, we all want to see! 762 00:59:13,762 --> 00:59:15,514 - How did he get there? - Easy. 763 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:19,038 Through the gate, past the guard like some Kraut Field Marshal. 764 00:59:19,202 --> 00:59:22,592 Now we know what he got for the radio. 765 00:59:22,762 --> 00:59:24,753 This is murder! 766 00:59:26,402 --> 00:59:29,519 The stinking miser. Keeping all that for himself! 767 00:59:30,282 --> 00:59:34,195 So I'm a vigilante? What are the barrack's officers gonna do now? 768 00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,318 Don't worry, Duke. We'll handle it now. 769 00:59:36,482 --> 00:59:40,794 You better handle it fast, before he sells us all down the river. 770 01:00:30,842 --> 01:00:34,118 Hi. Too late for chow? 771 01:00:36,402 --> 01:00:38,518 What's the matter, boys, is my slip showing? 772 01:00:38,682 --> 01:00:41,754 I'll say it is. You spilled a little borscht on it. 773 01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:45,437 - Borscht? - Did you have a good time there? 774 01:00:45,602 --> 01:00:50,073 Oh, somebody was peeking. Yeah, had a dreamy time. 775 01:00:50,242 --> 01:00:52,995 Those dames really know how to throw a party. 776 01:00:53,162 --> 01:00:55,153 I've known some women in my time, 777 01:00:55,322 --> 01:00:58,519 but there's nothing like the hot breath of the Cossacks. 778 01:00:58,682 --> 01:01:01,833 There are a couple of blonde snipers over there, real man-killers. 779 01:01:05,082 --> 01:01:06,800 What's this? 780 01:01:08,922 --> 01:01:12,437 - What happened Cookie, who did it? - We did it. 781 01:01:13,682 --> 01:01:16,833 There had better not be anything missing. This is private property. 782 01:01:17,002 --> 01:01:20,472 So was the radio private property. So were Manfredi and Jonson. 783 01:01:23,362 --> 01:01:26,991 - What about the radio? - Yeah, what about it? 784 01:01:27,162 --> 01:01:31,678 Cut horsing around! We know he's the stoolie and what the pay-off is. 785 01:01:31,842 --> 01:01:34,151 - Let's get on with it! - With what? 786 01:01:34,322 --> 01:01:38,076 What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why not get a rope and do it right? 787 01:01:38,242 --> 01:01:41,678 - You make my mouth water! - You're all wire happy. 788 01:01:41,842 --> 01:01:45,391 You've been here too long. You put two and two together and got four. 789 01:01:45,562 --> 01:01:46,711 Only it ain't four! 790 01:01:46,882 --> 01:01:50,875 - What's it add up to you, Sefton? - You got the wrong guy. 791 01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:54,671 I'm telling you, the Krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barracks. 792 01:01:54,842 --> 01:01:59,074 Whatever you do to me, you'll have to do again when you find the right guy. 793 01:01:59,242 --> 01:02:00,721 Watch it! The Kommandant! 794 01:02:16,282 --> 01:02:18,591 Achtung! Herr Kommandant! 795 01:02:23,242 --> 01:02:25,551 Good evening, Sergeants. 796 01:02:27,322 --> 01:02:29,711 Little coffee-klatch you are having? 797 01:02:31,162 --> 01:02:33,596 Gloomy in here, isn't it? 798 01:02:35,122 --> 01:02:38,478 - Where is the Barracks Chief? - Yes, sir. 799 01:02:38,642 --> 01:02:44,080 You have a Lieutenant here. Lieutenant... James Dunbar? 800 01:02:45,322 --> 01:02:46,880 Yes, sir. 801 01:02:47,762 --> 01:02:49,957 I'm Lieutenant Dunbar. 802 01:02:51,162 --> 01:02:53,232 What is your number? 803 01:02:56,402 --> 01:03:00,520 - 105-353. - That is correct. 804 01:03:02,042 --> 01:03:05,557 Lieutenant Dunbar, I came to apologise for the accommodations. 805 01:03:05,722 --> 01:03:09,920 Ordinarily, of course, we never put officers up with enlisted men. 806 01:03:10,082 --> 01:03:11,401 I'll live. 807 01:03:11,562 --> 01:03:14,998 Quite a transportation jam we're having outside of Frankfurt. 808 01:03:15,162 --> 01:03:17,278 They are very angry in Berlin. 809 01:03:17,442 --> 01:03:21,913 They will be angrier on the East Front, waiting for that ammunition train. 810 01:03:22,082 --> 01:03:25,631 - Don't you think so, Lieutenant? - I don't know what you're talking about. 811 01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:32,281 How would you like to join me in my quarters? I have a nice fire going. 812 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:34,910 - I'm OK here, why bother? - No bother. 813 01:03:35,082 --> 01:03:39,473 I'm very grateful for a little company. You see, I suffer from insomnia. 814 01:03:39,762 --> 01:03:41,878 Did you ever try 40 sleeping pills? 815 01:03:53,442 --> 01:03:57,481 We have some rights, Colonel! Why is this man being taken out? 816 01:03:57,642 --> 01:04:00,679 Curtains would do wonders for this barrack. 817 01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:04,838 You will not get them. 818 01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:16,150 How did he find out about the ammunition train? 819 01:04:16,322 --> 01:04:19,280 You must have shot your mouths off from Frankfurt to here. 820 01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,115 - No, we didn't. - Maybe a hint? Think hard. 821 01:04:22,282 --> 01:04:26,833 I don't have to think. We didn't say a word until we hit this barracks. 822 01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:45,953 Why are you looking at me? 823 01:04:48,202 --> 01:04:51,751 Lights out. Lights out. 824 01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:12,678 I suppose some jerk's gonna say I did it. 825 01:05:24,202 --> 01:05:27,080 Why don't you try it one at a time? 826 01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:42,638 Now, there's a lot of folks around that don't believe in Santa Claus. 827 01:05:42,804 --> 01:05:44,840 I always did and I always will. 828 01:05:45,004 --> 01:05:48,121 For a while, I thought the German Luftwaffe had shot him down, 829 01:05:48,284 --> 01:05:50,639 reindeer, sleigh and all. But no, sir. 830 01:05:50,804 --> 01:05:55,036 On Christmas Eve, the Geneva man showed up with some presents for us. 831 01:05:55,204 --> 01:05:58,753 They brought us coffee, a little sugar, prunes and toothbrushes, 832 01:05:58,924 --> 01:06:02,041 and, of all things, some ping-pong balls. 833 01:06:02,204 --> 01:06:04,160 There must have been a slip-up 834 01:06:04,324 --> 01:06:07,953 because suddenly we wound up with 2,000 ping-pong balls. 835 01:06:08,124 --> 01:06:13,881 It seemed pretty idiotic at the time, but those balls sure came in handy. 836 01:06:14,044 --> 01:06:15,602 Did they come in handy! 837 01:06:40,044 --> 01:06:41,363 Hey, Schulz! 838 01:06:42,284 --> 01:06:45,799 What is this? You must get out of your bunk. 839 01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:48,239 The Geneva man is coming to inspect the... 840 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:50,964 Lieber Gott, how do you look! You had a fight? 841 01:06:51,124 --> 01:06:54,196 Would you like to give Frau Schulz silk stockings for Christmas? 842 01:06:54,364 --> 01:06:58,039 You should see the doctor. Maybe I can... silk stockings? 843 01:06:58,204 --> 01:06:59,273 Take them. 844 01:06:59,444 --> 01:07:03,881 Wunderbar! Maybe they are too wunderbar for my wife, but... 845 01:07:04,044 --> 01:07:06,433 but there is a piano teacher in the village... 846 01:07:06,604 --> 01:07:09,994 - And 200 cigarettes for yourself? - 200 cigarettes! 847 01:07:10,164 --> 01:07:12,280 What do you want from me? 848 01:07:12,444 --> 01:07:14,514 - Who's the guy? - What guy? 849 01:07:14,684 --> 01:07:17,482 The one you work with. How do you do it? 850 01:07:17,644 --> 01:07:20,078 - I don't want them. - I'll make it 400. 851 01:07:20,244 --> 01:07:21,597 No! No! No! 852 01:07:21,764 --> 01:07:25,837 Listen, Schulz, you'd better talk, because I'm gonna find out. 853 01:07:26,004 --> 01:07:29,553 I won't let go. They'll have to kill me to stop me! So talk! 854 01:07:29,724 --> 01:07:32,192 Talk what? No, I don't know anything. 855 01:07:32,364 --> 01:07:34,036 How many do you want? 1,000? 856 01:07:34,204 --> 01:07:35,876 Take them! 857 01:07:46,324 --> 01:07:48,918 When the Geneva man comes through the barracks 858 01:07:49,084 --> 01:07:51,359 I don't want you to complain to him. 859 01:07:51,524 --> 01:07:55,358 I have orders from the Kommandant to report everyone who complains! 860 01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:03,518 Dunbar's being crucified and he's trading again. 861 01:08:03,684 --> 01:08:06,039 Didn't you get enough last night? You want more? 862 01:08:06,204 --> 01:08:07,637 Some guys never learn. 863 01:08:07,804 --> 01:08:11,035 - Here's some ice off the roof. - Beat it, you little stooge! 864 01:08:11,204 --> 01:08:13,001 Tell the crum where he stands. 865 01:08:13,164 --> 01:08:15,758 I called a meeting of the Barracks Chiefs this morning. 866 01:08:15,924 --> 01:08:18,722 I thought I could get you transferred to another barracks. 867 01:08:18,884 --> 01:08:22,513 But it turns out nobody likes you any more than we do. 868 01:08:23,684 --> 01:08:25,914 So you're stuck with me? 869 01:08:26,284 --> 01:08:28,036 Maybe the Russian broads would take him. 870 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:29,717 Not with that kisser. 871 01:08:29,884 --> 01:08:31,761 You got off lucky last night, Sefton. 872 01:08:31,924 --> 01:08:34,358 One more move, and you'll have your throat cut! 873 01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:35,673 You listening, Sefton? 874 01:08:37,524 --> 01:08:41,915 Yeah, I still got one good ear. Now you listen to me. 875 01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:45,599 Two guys in this barracks know I didn't do it. 876 01:08:45,764 --> 01:08:50,280 Me and the guy that did do it. It could be any one of you. 877 01:08:50,444 --> 01:08:56,360 You, Hoffy, or Duke, or Price, the Animal, or Blondie, or even Joey. 878 01:08:56,524 --> 01:09:00,483 And he'd better watch out, the guy that left me holding the stick. 879 01:09:00,644 --> 01:09:03,477 If there's gonna be any throats cut in this barracks... 880 01:09:04,284 --> 01:09:08,357 Achtung! Everybody at attention for the Geneva man! 881 01:09:12,764 --> 01:09:14,914 As you were, gentlemen, please. 882 01:09:16,044 --> 01:09:19,116 Here we have a typical barrack. It houses 75 men. 883 01:09:19,284 --> 01:09:22,117 Every one of them has his own bunk, naturally. 884 01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:26,072 Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk. 885 01:09:26,244 --> 01:09:30,123 The blankets, you will notice are very warm. 50 per cent wool. 886 01:09:30,284 --> 01:09:32,354 They also smell of mothballs. 887 01:09:32,524 --> 01:09:35,084 When were they issued? This morning? 888 01:09:37,644 --> 01:09:41,239 What do you do for heat in this barrack? No stove! 889 01:09:41,404 --> 01:09:45,317 The men used it as a trap door, so we had to remove it temporarily. 890 01:09:45,484 --> 01:09:48,442 How long is temporarily? I trust not until July. 891 01:09:48,604 --> 01:09:51,562 Here you see a typical meal the prisoners are getting. 892 01:09:51,724 --> 01:09:55,239 - What are we having today? - Bean soup mit ham hocks. 893 01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:58,282 - Would you like to taste it? - Thank you, no. 894 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:01,402 Where's the ham hock? There should be a ham hock! 895 01:10:01,564 --> 01:10:04,636 When you find it, we'll send it to Geneva. 896 01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:08,881 Are there any complaints? Please speak up! 897 01:10:09,924 --> 01:10:15,237 Don't be afraid to talk. That's what the Geneva Convention is for, 898 01:10:15,404 --> 01:10:19,920 to protect the rights of prisoners of war, whether Americans or Germans. 899 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:23,994 - What have you got to say? - I like it here. 900 01:10:29,004 --> 01:10:32,963 - What about you? - It's all right, considering. 901 01:10:36,964 --> 01:10:40,001 What happened to you? Were you beaten? 902 01:10:40,244 --> 01:10:43,475 Why don't you answer? What did you do to this man? 903 01:10:43,644 --> 01:10:44,997 They didn't do nothing. 904 01:10:45,164 --> 01:10:47,632 - Who beat you? - Nobody beat me. 905 01:10:47,804 --> 01:10:50,557 We were playing pinochle. It's a rough game. 906 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:53,841 Pardon me, sir. Since you want us to speak up. 907 01:10:54,004 --> 01:10:57,838 A man was removed from this barracks last night. 908 01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:01,553 We'd appreciate you looking into it, if they haven't shot him yet. 909 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:05,080 - Why was he arrested? - Sabotage. He blew up a train. 910 01:11:05,244 --> 01:11:07,041 They'd have to prove that first. 911 01:11:07,204 --> 01:11:10,321 The Geneva Convention says you can't just shoot a man. 912 01:11:10,964 --> 01:11:14,081 I didn't do it! I didn't do it! 913 01:11:14,244 --> 01:11:19,955 Of course you did. 26 carloads of munition gone off like a trick cigar. 914 01:11:20,124 --> 01:11:22,240 The SS is running around in circles. 915 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:24,554 The Gestapo is arresting the wrong people. 916 01:11:24,724 --> 01:11:30,003 And von Scherbach has caught the fish. Most amusing, isn't it? 917 01:11:31,804 --> 01:11:33,840 You are being rude again. 918 01:11:34,004 --> 01:11:35,960 I just want to sleep. 919 01:11:36,124 --> 01:11:40,959 9.30. General von Pfeffinger will be at his desk by now. 920 01:11:41,124 --> 01:11:44,480 Shall we call Berlin and tell him the good news? 921 01:11:44,644 --> 01:11:46,236 I didn't do it. 922 01:11:50,364 --> 01:11:53,674 I hope you appreciate this moment, Lieutenant. 923 01:11:53,844 --> 01:11:58,315 You see, I'm a cavalry man. All the von Scherbachs were cavalry men. 924 01:11:58,484 --> 01:12:01,123 Well, you know what happened to the cavalry. 925 01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:05,243 Just give me five minutes on that couch, will you? 926 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:08,316 The young ones they put into the panzer divisions. 927 01:12:08,484 --> 01:12:11,556 The older ones in the quartermaster corps 928 01:12:11,724 --> 01:12:15,922 or made them recruiting officers or wardens, like me. 929 01:12:16,084 --> 01:12:19,281 Wet nurses to putrid prisoners. 930 01:12:19,444 --> 01:12:24,040 In Berlin they have forgotten that Colonel von Scherbach even exists. 931 01:12:24,204 --> 01:12:26,160 But they will remember now. 932 01:12:53,444 --> 01:12:58,472 Well... There will be two SS men here tomorrow to take you to Berlin. 933 01:13:00,004 --> 01:13:03,883 You will be interrogated by the General Staff. 934 01:13:04,044 --> 01:13:06,877 When it comes to the part about your arrest, 935 01:13:07,044 --> 01:13:11,242 I'm sure you won't forget to give me the proper credit. 936 01:13:11,404 --> 01:13:15,033 I just want to sleep. I haven't slept in three days. 937 01:13:15,204 --> 01:13:20,836 You will remember the name. Scherbach, von Scherbach. 938 01:13:30,284 --> 01:13:33,435 Well, Herr Inspektor, how did you find the camp? 939 01:13:33,604 --> 01:13:36,596 Crowded, but 'gemütlich", shall we say? 940 01:13:36,764 --> 01:13:38,755 I want to talk about Lieutenant Dunbar. 941 01:13:38,924 --> 01:13:41,313 - Is this Lieutenant Dunbar? - It is. 942 01:13:41,484 --> 01:13:43,236 What exactly is he charged with? 943 01:13:43,404 --> 01:13:45,838 Whatever it is, it's out of your jurisdiction. 944 01:13:46,004 --> 01:13:51,237 This man is not a prisoner of war. Not any more. He's a saboteur. 945 01:13:51,684 --> 01:13:54,756 He's a prisoner of war until you can prove sabotage. 946 01:13:54,924 --> 01:13:58,997 I didn't do it. I was in the Frankfurt station. 947 01:13:59,164 --> 01:14:01,598 The train was three miles away when it blew up. 948 01:14:01,764 --> 01:14:03,834 You threw a time bomb. 949 01:14:04,004 --> 01:14:06,472 How could I have had a time bomb? 950 01:14:06,644 --> 01:14:08,999 They searched me when they took me prisoner. 951 01:14:09,164 --> 01:14:12,520 The way you search your prisoners, it sounds rather unlikely. 952 01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:15,482 All I know is he did it. I am satisfied. 953 01:14:15,644 --> 01:14:18,920 I am not! According to the Geneva Convention this man... 954 01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:24,158 Is there anything in the Geneva Convention that will let a guy sleep? 955 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:28,074 - You were saying? - Simply this. 956 01:14:28,244 --> 01:14:32,317 After the hostilities are ended, there will be a War Crimes Commission. 957 01:14:32,484 --> 01:14:35,999 If the man should be convicted without proper proof, 958 01:14:36,164 --> 01:14:38,837 you will be held responsible, Oberst von Scherbach. 959 01:14:39,004 --> 01:14:41,438 - Interesting. - Isn't it! 960 01:14:42,924 --> 01:14:46,712 Very well. If you insist on details 961 01:14:46,884 --> 01:14:50,240 I have ways of finding out about that blasted time bomb. 962 01:14:51,764 --> 01:14:56,440 Good day, sir. You will forgive me for receiving you like this. 963 01:14:56,604 --> 01:14:59,880 Perfectly all right. I do not like boots. 964 01:15:41,084 --> 01:15:43,723 I believe it. I believe it. 965 01:15:48,364 --> 01:15:50,832 Let's have your dogtags for the Christmas tree. 966 01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:53,564 What's the idea? You think can eat that stuff? 967 01:15:53,724 --> 01:15:57,114 We're building a smudge pot so Patton can find us when he comes. 968 01:15:57,284 --> 01:16:00,833 20 parts of cellulose, one part phosphorous. Watch. 969 01:16:06,084 --> 01:16:09,042 He'll be able to see our smoke signal four miles away. 970 01:16:09,204 --> 01:16:11,274 But Patton is 400 miles away. 971 01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:14,561 - Well, I say, be prepared. - OK, boy scout. 972 01:16:14,724 --> 01:16:15,998 Look what we've got! 973 01:16:16,164 --> 01:16:17,995 - The phonograph! - Music! 974 01:16:18,164 --> 01:16:19,722 Put it down here, boys. 975 01:16:19,884 --> 01:16:21,522 We made a deal with Barracks 1. 976 01:16:21,684 --> 01:16:25,279 - Now, where's that distillery? - Over here, boys. 977 01:16:28,404 --> 01:16:30,156 Let's have that distillery. 978 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:33,999 Come on, we swapped it for the phonograph. Any objections, Sefton? 979 01:16:36,604 --> 01:16:37,559 Take it. 980 01:16:58,844 --> 01:17:01,438 Hey, Price. Any news on Dunbar? 981 01:17:01,604 --> 01:17:05,756 He's still at the Kommandant's office, that's all I know. Don't worry. 982 01:19:58,164 --> 01:20:00,155 This kid's too good for me. 983 01:20:00,324 --> 01:20:03,282 Let's see how good he is. Same stakes? 984 01:20:03,444 --> 01:20:05,002 Sure. Go ahead. 985 01:20:12,724 --> 01:20:13,873 That's not bad. 986 01:20:16,004 --> 01:20:19,997 - Where did you learn your pitching? - From the farmer's daughter. 987 01:20:21,764 --> 01:20:24,517 Something I was meaning to ask you about security. 988 01:20:24,684 --> 01:20:25,639 Shoot. 989 01:20:25,804 --> 01:20:28,762 We're having a tough time keeping stuff hidden from the Krauts, 990 01:20:28,924 --> 01:20:32,633 like our escape equipment. We're always looking for new devices. 991 01:20:32,804 --> 01:20:34,840 - Looks like you found one. - Me? 992 01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:37,962 I mean the Lieutenant. He hid a time bomb on him, right? 993 01:20:38,124 --> 01:20:40,274 He even carried it through prisoner's search, didn't he? 994 01:20:40,444 --> 01:20:43,083 - Where did he hide it? - In his pocket. 995 01:20:43,244 --> 01:20:45,599 - The old cigarette-match gag. - What's that? 996 01:20:45,764 --> 01:20:49,439 You take a book of matches, light a cigarette, slip it in. 997 01:20:49,604 --> 01:20:52,562 The cigarette takes about three minutes to burn down. 998 01:20:52,724 --> 01:20:55,761 Then it sets off the matches. Simple. 999 01:20:57,484 --> 01:20:58,917 Some time bomb. 1000 01:21:02,044 --> 01:21:03,955 Hey, that's a ringer. 1001 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:34,834 Don't forget the corkscrew. 1002 01:21:38,444 --> 01:21:41,880 - And have a cigar. - Thanks. 1003 01:22:13,604 --> 01:22:17,483 Here's a present for you, Joey. Take it. Take it. 1004 01:22:17,644 --> 01:22:19,282 It's Christmas, Joey. 1005 01:22:19,444 --> 01:22:22,914 "Merry Christmas to Joey from the Gang. " 1006 01:22:24,604 --> 01:22:26,117 Open it. 1007 01:22:27,204 --> 01:22:29,434 I'll open it for you. 1008 01:22:34,684 --> 01:22:36,800 Come on, Joey, play. 1009 01:22:58,484 --> 01:23:02,079 Air raid! Air raid! Everybody out of the barracks! 1010 01:23:02,924 --> 01:23:06,917 - Not on Christmas Eve! - For your own good, you must get out. 1011 01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:10,121 - And put out those candles. - Let's hit the trenches. 1012 01:23:10,284 --> 01:23:13,799 - I'll bet it's a phoney again. - The Pentagon will hear about this. 1013 01:23:13,964 --> 01:23:17,036 - Get out. - I'm not really built for war. 1014 01:23:17,204 --> 01:23:20,196 Get out. Everybody in the trenches. Quick. 1015 01:23:26,124 --> 01:23:28,513 Hey, what's the matter with you? 1016 01:23:28,684 --> 01:23:32,359 - You want to get killed? - Not particularly. 1017 01:23:35,364 --> 01:23:37,594 Hey, you two. Outside with you! 1018 01:23:42,164 --> 01:23:43,882 Must you two always be the last? 1019 01:23:44,044 --> 01:23:46,683 Yeah? You try jumping in those trenches first. 1020 01:23:46,844 --> 01:23:48,994 Everybody jumps in on top of you. 1021 01:23:49,164 --> 01:23:52,873 - How do you think I got my hernia? - Go on, let's go. 1022 01:25:06,004 --> 01:25:09,201 So it got to be Christmas Day in Stalag 17. 1023 01:25:09,364 --> 01:25:11,719 If you ask me it was more like the 4th of July 1024 01:25:11,884 --> 01:25:16,480 with all the fireworks that were to go off and bust the camp wide open. 1025 01:25:16,644 --> 01:25:20,717 It started off innocently, with a party in every barracks. 1026 01:26:42,524 --> 01:26:45,721 Come on, Animal, let's trip the light fantastic. 1027 01:26:45,884 --> 01:26:48,478 Leave me alone. 1028 01:26:49,964 --> 01:26:53,274 Don't cry over a dame that doesn't even know you're alive. 1029 01:26:53,444 --> 01:26:55,196 Snap out of it! 1030 01:26:55,684 --> 01:27:00,155 There's a time in every man's life when he wants to be left alone. 1031 01:27:00,324 --> 01:27:02,554 So go away. 1032 01:27:41,124 --> 01:27:44,355 All right, who wants the Queen of the May? 1033 01:27:47,084 --> 01:27:48,881 How about you, Handsome? 1034 01:27:49,044 --> 01:27:52,002 You look like Cary Grant. Want to dance with me? 1035 01:27:52,164 --> 01:27:56,794 I'd love to, Queenie, but one of the other girls asked me first. 1036 01:27:56,964 --> 01:28:00,274 Goodbye, darling. Bye. 1037 01:28:11,764 --> 01:28:13,322 Any cigars left, Cookie? 1038 01:28:18,204 --> 01:28:20,593 Come on, Cookie, get me a cigar. 1039 01:28:24,524 --> 01:28:28,722 What's the matter? Are you on their team now? 1040 01:28:28,884 --> 01:28:30,840 Do you think I'm the guy? 1041 01:28:32,204 --> 01:28:34,320 I don't know what to think any more. 1042 01:28:35,764 --> 01:28:37,800 I understand how you feel. 1043 01:28:38,884 --> 01:28:43,355 It's sort of rough, one American squealing on other Americans. 1044 01:28:47,324 --> 01:28:52,000 Then again, Cookie, maybe that stoolie's not an American at all. 1045 01:28:52,164 --> 01:28:56,077 Maybe he's a German the Krauts planted in this barracks. 1046 01:28:56,844 --> 01:28:58,800 They do that sometimes. 1047 01:28:58,964 --> 01:29:03,594 Just put an agent in with us, a trained specialist. 1048 01:29:04,964 --> 01:29:08,274 There's lots of loose information floating around a prison camp. 1049 01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:11,242 Not just whether somebody's trying to escape, 1050 01:29:11,404 --> 01:29:13,713 but what outfit we were with, 1051 01:29:13,884 --> 01:29:18,321 where we were stationed, how our radar operates. 1052 01:29:20,004 --> 01:29:23,201 - Could be, couldn't it? - In this barracks? 1053 01:29:23,364 --> 01:29:29,234 Why not? One of the boys. Sharing our bunks, eating our chow. 1054 01:29:30,404 --> 01:29:36,320 Right amongst those that beat me up. Except he beat hardest. 1055 01:29:37,884 --> 01:29:40,876 - Who is it? - That's not the point, Cookie. 1056 01:29:41,044 --> 01:29:43,763 The point is what do you do with him? 1057 01:29:43,924 --> 01:29:47,963 You tip your mitt and the Jerries plant him in some place else 1058 01:29:48,124 --> 01:29:50,319 like Stalag 16 or 15. 1059 01:29:51,244 --> 01:29:55,715 Or you kill him off and the Krauts kill off the whole barracks. 1060 01:29:55,884 --> 01:29:57,795 Every one of us. 1061 01:29:59,284 --> 01:30:01,514 So what do you do? 1062 01:30:01,684 --> 01:30:07,680 Who is it? If you don't want to tell me, why don't you tell Hoffy, or Security? 1063 01:30:10,004 --> 01:30:13,633 Yeah... Security. 1064 01:30:21,244 --> 01:30:24,634 What's keeping Hoffy? Why don't we get news about Dunbar? 1065 01:30:24,804 --> 01:30:27,364 He'll be back. They've got no proof. 1066 01:30:27,524 --> 01:30:30,800 Come on, boys. Soft and sweet. 1067 01:30:32,884 --> 01:30:34,522 Beguile me. 1068 01:31:10,964 --> 01:31:12,192 Betty... 1069 01:31:13,364 --> 01:31:14,638 Betty! 1070 01:31:37,204 --> 01:31:40,992 - May I have this dance, Miss? - Why, sure. 1071 01:32:06,724 --> 01:32:11,161 Pinch me, darling. Pinch me, so I'll know I'm not dreaming. 1072 01:32:14,804 --> 01:32:17,034 Thank you, darling. 1073 01:32:48,724 --> 01:32:53,320 Did anyone ever tell you that you had the most beautiful legs in the world? 1074 01:32:56,844 --> 01:33:03,033 But it's not just your legs. I'm crazy about that little nose of yours. 1075 01:33:04,604 --> 01:33:07,198 That cute little button of a nose. 1076 01:33:09,204 --> 01:33:11,160 Hey, Animal! Animal! 1077 01:33:12,004 --> 01:33:14,359 I've been crazy about you for years. 1078 01:33:15,244 --> 01:33:19,317 I've seen every picture you ever made... six times! 1079 01:33:21,084 --> 01:33:24,076 I'd just sit there, watching you. 1080 01:33:25,564 --> 01:33:29,079 I wouldn't even open up the popcorn bag. 1081 01:33:29,244 --> 01:33:32,281 Animal! Animal! Wake up! Wake up! 1082 01:33:32,804 --> 01:33:35,523 Betty! Betty! 1083 01:33:40,044 --> 01:33:42,763 Animal, this is me, Harry Shapiro! 1084 01:33:45,964 --> 01:33:47,875 Harry Shapiro! 1085 01:33:50,564 --> 01:33:52,600 Harry... 1086 01:34:05,164 --> 01:34:07,724 Cut the music. Cut the music! Cut it! 1087 01:34:07,884 --> 01:34:11,115 At ease! At ease! Somebody cover the doors. 1088 01:34:13,644 --> 01:34:17,956 Listen! The SS men are here for Dunbar. They're taking him to Berlin. 1089 01:34:18,124 --> 01:34:21,082 - They got proof. Looks like he's finished. - Only not quite yet. 1090 01:34:21,244 --> 01:34:24,634 Hoffy and I have figured a long shot. All the barracks are behind us. 1091 01:34:24,804 --> 01:34:26,362 What are you gonna do? 1092 01:34:26,524 --> 01:34:29,163 Blondie, get that smudge pot. Tie it to Steve's leg. 1093 01:34:29,324 --> 01:34:32,680 I want everybody out. We need a lot of commotion in the compound. 1094 01:34:32,844 --> 01:34:35,119 I'll get the men from the other barracks. 1095 01:34:35,284 --> 01:34:38,117 You think you can snatch Dunbar from the SS? 1096 01:34:38,284 --> 01:34:41,833 We're gonna make a stab at it. Duke, Price, Stosh, Harry, 1097 01:34:42,004 --> 01:34:44,962 meet at the north latrine. You'll all get your posts. 1098 01:34:45,124 --> 01:34:48,082 Now everybody start drifting out, one by one. 1099 01:34:57,204 --> 01:34:59,764 Easy boys, easy. Disperse out there nicely. 1100 01:34:59,924 --> 01:35:04,156 Remember, just because the Krauts are dumb, it doesn't mean they're stupid. 1101 01:35:06,404 --> 01:35:07,598 - Ready? - Roger. 1102 01:35:07,764 --> 01:35:09,038 OK, move out. 1103 01:35:11,724 --> 01:35:14,363 I don't know what your scheme is, but it sounds crazy. 1104 01:35:14,524 --> 01:35:18,199 It may be crazy, but it's better than having Dunbar dead. 1105 01:35:18,364 --> 01:35:22,835 I guess you're right. How about me going out and keeping Schulz off balance? 1106 01:35:23,004 --> 01:35:26,792 - Good. - I'd worry about Sefton, not Schulz. 1107 01:35:28,364 --> 01:35:32,721 - Remember me? The stoolie. - You won't squeal this one, brother. 1108 01:35:32,884 --> 01:35:37,002 No? Aren't you afraid to turn the stoolie loose on the compound? 1109 01:35:37,164 --> 01:35:39,553 For a tip-off like this, what would the Krauts pay? 1110 01:35:39,724 --> 01:35:42,796 You'll stay in the barracks, and not a peep out of you! 1111 01:35:42,964 --> 01:35:46,639 OK, put a guard on me. I want you to. 1112 01:35:46,804 --> 01:35:50,877 Because if anything goes wrong, this time you won't have a patsy. Right? 1113 01:35:51,044 --> 01:35:51,999 Right. 1114 01:35:52,164 --> 01:35:56,840 So, who's gonna watch me? Cookie? No, not Cookie. 1115 01:35:57,004 --> 01:36:00,280 Wouldn't you feel safer with Security on the job? 1116 01:36:02,444 --> 01:36:05,914 - OK, Price, you'll stay here. - What about Schulz? 1117 01:36:06,084 --> 01:36:09,554 We'll take care of Schulz. Come on. You, too. 1118 01:36:29,084 --> 01:36:32,360 That's the boy, Joey. Play us a little something. 1119 01:36:32,524 --> 01:36:35,596 What do you want to hear, Price? "Home On The Range"? 1120 01:36:35,764 --> 01:36:37,959 Or maybe a little Wagner? 1121 01:36:38,124 --> 01:36:41,196 Or how about a game of pinochle? 1122 01:36:42,844 --> 01:36:45,039 No, you're not a pinochle man. 1123 01:36:46,284 --> 01:36:48,559 You're a chess player. 1124 01:36:49,724 --> 01:36:52,033 I never knew much about the game. 1125 01:36:52,724 --> 01:36:55,158 Now, let's see. 1126 01:36:55,324 --> 01:37:00,637 A pawn moves this way, and a bishop this way... 1127 01:37:02,364 --> 01:37:05,834 ...and the queen moves... every which way, doesn't it? 1128 01:37:06,004 --> 01:37:08,757 Suppose you sit down and keep your mouth shut! 1129 01:37:11,484 --> 01:37:16,717 I went to school with a guy named Price. That was in Boston. 1130 01:37:16,884 --> 01:37:20,593 - You're from Cleveland, aren't you? - Yeah, I'm from Cleveland. 1131 01:37:20,764 --> 01:37:24,234 I thought that was what you said. You're from Cleveland. 1132 01:37:24,404 --> 01:37:28,363 - You were with the 36th Bomb Group? - 35th. 1133 01:37:28,524 --> 01:37:32,073 The 366th Bomb Squadron out of Chelveston? 1134 01:37:32,244 --> 01:37:34,314 Are you questioning me? 1135 01:37:36,164 --> 01:37:40,157 Just getting acquainted. I'd like to make one friend in this barracks. 1136 01:37:40,324 --> 01:37:43,794 Don't bother. I never liked you and I never will. 1137 01:37:43,964 --> 01:37:46,842 Many people say that and then they get married, 1138 01:37:47,004 --> 01:37:48,995 and live happily ever after. 1139 01:37:53,084 --> 01:37:55,234 I wonder what they're trying to do. 1140 01:39:44,524 --> 01:39:49,154 Where was Dunbar? The Krauts went crazy looking for him. 1141 01:39:49,324 --> 01:39:53,954 They herded us out, put extra machine guns on us and gave us a picture check. 1142 01:39:54,764 --> 01:39:58,803 You know, checking our dogtags and our pans against their index file. 1143 01:39:58,964 --> 01:40:03,992 Nobody except Hoffy knew where Dunbar was hidden. And he wouldn't tell us. 1144 01:40:18,524 --> 01:40:21,482 The Krauts searched under the barracks, on the roofs, 1145 01:40:21,644 --> 01:40:24,954 even the Kommandant's bathroom, but no Dunbar. 1146 01:40:25,684 --> 01:40:28,801 Then they threw tear gas bombs into the barracks 1147 01:40:28,964 --> 01:40:31,194 in case he was hiding up in the rafters. 1148 01:40:31,764 --> 01:40:33,755 Then they made us stand for six hours out there 1149 01:40:33,924 --> 01:40:36,882 until von Scherbach came out and gave us his ultimatum. 1150 01:40:37,044 --> 01:40:39,000 If Dunbar didn't come out by next morning, 1151 01:40:39,164 --> 01:40:42,281 he'd tear down the whole compound, stick by stick. 1152 01:40:42,444 --> 01:40:47,313 And if we slept in the mud for the rest of our lives, that was OK by him. 1153 01:40:47,484 --> 01:40:50,760 He couldn't figure how a guy could disappear from the compound 1154 01:40:50,924 --> 01:40:54,314 and still be there. But Dunbar was there all right. 1155 01:40:54,484 --> 01:40:56,315 He sure was there. 1156 01:41:33,924 --> 01:41:38,156 Let's have it understood. This will be a rough deal. But we've got no choice. 1157 01:41:38,324 --> 01:41:40,997 One of us will take Dunbar out of the camp tonight. 1158 01:41:41,164 --> 01:41:44,679 We'll draw one dogtag to see who does the job. 1159 01:41:44,844 --> 01:41:49,474 The Krauts are expecting it and they've put on extra guards. 1160 01:41:51,804 --> 01:41:55,558 Now, if anybody wants to withdraw, speak up. 1161 01:41:58,884 --> 01:42:00,715 Then we're all in on it. 1162 01:42:00,924 --> 01:42:04,837 Everybody but Joey, and you know who. 1163 01:42:08,964 --> 01:42:12,240 All right, who's the lucky one? 1164 01:42:15,684 --> 01:42:17,595 Let me do it, Hoffy. 1165 01:42:17,764 --> 01:42:21,074 - You want to go? - No, I just want to draw. 1166 01:42:21,244 --> 01:42:22,836 OK, draw. 1167 01:42:29,244 --> 01:42:31,758 Let's call this my tag. I'll take him out. 1168 01:42:31,924 --> 01:42:34,233 No volunteers. We're all in on it. 1169 01:42:34,404 --> 01:42:37,840 You elected me Security. The way things have been going 1170 01:42:38,004 --> 01:42:42,122 I've done a poor job and want to make it up. Am I asking too much? 1171 01:42:42,284 --> 01:42:44,036 We've all done a poor job. 1172 01:42:44,204 --> 01:42:47,435 I still say this is my tag. Any objections, Hoffy? 1173 01:42:49,564 --> 01:42:51,441 - Any objections? - Not from me. 1174 01:42:51,604 --> 01:42:53,799 - He can have it. - Who are we to argue with a hero? 1175 01:42:53,964 --> 01:42:56,080 - How about me latching on? - Three's a crowd 1176 01:42:56,244 --> 01:42:58,439 especially if you've got to go through barbed wire. 1177 01:42:58,604 --> 01:43:00,003 Let's have the wire cutters. 1178 01:43:01,364 --> 01:43:03,753 - Are the civilian clothes ready? - Coming up. 1179 01:43:03,924 --> 01:43:06,074 Get to work on the trap door. 1180 01:43:09,804 --> 01:43:12,557 What do you say, Hoffy? We hit the trenches 1181 01:43:12,724 --> 01:43:15,284 then cut out back at Barracks 9? 1182 01:43:15,444 --> 01:43:17,912 You'd better cut out back of the south latrine. 1183 01:43:18,084 --> 01:43:22,475 - Why the south latrine? - Because he's there. In the water tank. 1184 01:43:22,644 --> 01:43:24,362 Good spot. 1185 01:43:24,524 --> 01:43:27,721 With any luck we may be in Krems by morning. 1186 01:43:27,884 --> 01:43:30,193 Maybe even catch a barge up to Linz. 1187 01:43:30,364 --> 01:43:34,357 Two packs of cigarettes say Dunbar never gets out of the compound. 1188 01:43:34,524 --> 01:43:35,923 Are you starting that again? 1189 01:43:36,084 --> 01:43:39,121 - Anybody cover? - Somebody step on that crum. 1190 01:43:39,284 --> 01:43:41,354 - We warned you. - Sure you warned me. 1191 01:43:41,524 --> 01:43:44,357 You were gonna slit the throat of that stoolie. 1192 01:43:44,924 --> 01:43:46,880 Here's the knife to do it with. 1193 01:43:48,644 --> 01:43:51,841 - Make sure you get the right throat. - We're looking at it. 1194 01:43:52,004 --> 01:43:55,963 Hurry up on that trap door. Are you trying to gum up the works? 1195 01:43:56,124 --> 01:44:00,163 Would you rather see Dunbar lying in the mud like Manfredi and Jonson? 1196 01:44:00,324 --> 01:44:03,316 My hands were full keeping these guys from tearing you apart. 1197 01:44:03,484 --> 01:44:05,202 I called it last time, didn't I? 1198 01:44:05,364 --> 01:44:09,243 Are we going to listen to him until the Germans find out where Dunbar is? 1199 01:44:09,404 --> 01:44:11,235 They know where Dunbar is. 1200 01:44:11,404 --> 01:44:13,440 - How do they know? - You told them, Hoffy. 1201 01:44:13,604 --> 01:44:15,435 - Who did? - You did. 1202 01:44:15,604 --> 01:44:20,120 - Are you off your rocker? - Fell right on my head. 1203 01:44:24,204 --> 01:44:27,753 - Sprechen Sie Deutsch? - No, I don't "Sprechen Sie Deutsch. " 1204 01:44:27,924 --> 01:44:29,516 Maybe just one word? Kaputt? 1205 01:44:29,684 --> 01:44:33,597 - Because you're kaputt! - Get him out of my hair so I can go. 1206 01:44:33,764 --> 01:44:36,073 To the Kommandant's office and tell him where Dunbar is? 1207 01:44:36,244 --> 01:44:37,802 I'll kill you for that! 1208 01:44:37,964 --> 01:44:43,038 Shut up! Security officer? Always screening everybody. 1209 01:44:43,204 --> 01:44:46,674 But who screened you? Great American hero, from Cleveland, Ohio, 1210 01:44:46,844 --> 01:44:50,632 enlisted right after Pearl Harbour. When was Pearl Harbour or don't you know? 1211 01:44:50,804 --> 01:44:51,873 December 7th, '41. 1212 01:44:52,044 --> 01:44:54,922 - What time? - Six o'clock. I was having dinner. 1213 01:44:55,084 --> 01:44:59,600 Six o'clock in Berlin. They were having lunch in Cleveland. 1214 01:44:59,764 --> 01:45:02,278 - Am I boring you, boys? - Go on. 1215 01:45:02,444 --> 01:45:07,643 He's a Nazi, Price is! For all I know, his name is Preissinger or Preisshoffer. 1216 01:45:07,804 --> 01:45:10,637 Sure he lived in Cleveland, but when war broke out 1217 01:45:10,804 --> 01:45:12,999 he came back to the Fatherland like a good little Bundist. 1218 01:45:13,164 --> 01:45:14,313 He spoke our lingo. 1219 01:45:14,484 --> 01:45:17,715 They sent him to spy school and gave him with phoney dogtags. 1220 01:45:17,884 --> 01:45:19,237 He's just trying to get off the hook! 1221 01:45:19,404 --> 01:45:22,441 - He said, "shut up". - You heard what he said. 1222 01:45:22,604 --> 01:45:25,801 OK, Herr Preisshoffer, let's have the mailbox. 1223 01:45:25,964 --> 01:45:27,283 The what? 1224 01:45:27,444 --> 01:45:32,757 The one you took out from the corner of your bunk and put in this pocket. 1225 01:45:34,084 --> 01:45:35,881 I'll show you how they did it. 1226 01:45:37,444 --> 01:45:39,002 They did it by mail. 1227 01:45:39,164 --> 01:45:40,517 - Mail? - That's right. 1228 01:45:40,684 --> 01:45:43,642 Little love notes between our security officer and von Scherbach 1229 01:45:43,804 --> 01:45:45,362 with Schulz the mailman. 1230 01:45:45,524 --> 01:45:47,037 Here's the flag. 1231 01:45:47,444 --> 01:45:51,437 They used to put a loop in the cord. Did you ever notice? 1232 01:45:52,684 --> 01:45:57,235 And here's the mailboxes. Hollow black queens. 1233 01:46:00,564 --> 01:46:01,519 Cute. 1234 01:46:02,324 --> 01:46:05,873 They delivered or picked up the mail when we were out of the barracks, 1235 01:46:06,044 --> 01:46:07,272 like for appell. 1236 01:46:08,044 --> 01:46:11,275 When there was a special delivery they'd pull a phoney air raid, 1237 01:46:11,444 --> 01:46:14,163 to get us out, like last night, for instance. 1238 01:46:14,324 --> 01:46:18,203 There wasn't a plane in the sky. Or was there, Price? 1239 01:47:06,484 --> 01:47:08,998 Brother, were we all wet about you? 1240 01:47:09,164 --> 01:47:11,075 Forget it. 1241 01:47:23,564 --> 01:47:25,520 What are we gonna do with him? 1242 01:47:25,684 --> 01:47:29,393 Don't you know? Because I got my own ideas. 1243 01:47:29,564 --> 01:47:31,600 Let's have that civilian stuff. 1244 01:47:37,044 --> 01:47:40,878 I'll look pretty stupid in this, yodelling my way across the Alps. 1245 01:47:41,044 --> 01:47:42,841 Now, let's have the wire cutters. 1246 01:47:45,084 --> 01:47:47,439 - You taking Dunbar? - You bet! 1247 01:47:48,124 --> 01:47:52,595 There ought to be some reward money from Mama. About 10,000 bucks. 1248 01:47:54,884 --> 01:47:57,239 I told you boys I'm no escape artist. 1249 01:47:57,404 --> 01:48:01,522 For the first time, I like the odds, because now I got a decoy. 1250 01:48:01,684 --> 01:48:04,198 - What's the decoy? - Price! 1251 01:48:06,444 --> 01:48:11,393 When I go, give me exactly five minutes to get Dunbar out of that water tank. 1252 01:48:11,564 --> 01:48:14,954 Then throw Price into the compound, nice and loud. 1253 01:48:15,124 --> 01:48:17,718 He'll draw every light from every goon tower. 1254 01:48:17,884 --> 01:48:20,478 It's our only chance to cut through. 1255 01:48:22,324 --> 01:48:24,394 What do you say, Barracks Chief? 1256 01:48:24,564 --> 01:48:27,954 He's right, Hoffy, it's either Price or Dunbar. 1257 01:48:28,124 --> 01:48:30,433 He killed Jonson and Manfredi, didn't he? 1258 01:48:32,964 --> 01:48:34,113 It's all yours. 1259 01:48:38,124 --> 01:48:39,443 What's the matter, Price? 1260 01:48:39,604 --> 01:48:42,914 You said you were going to save Dunbar? Now's your chance. 1261 01:48:43,084 --> 01:48:47,077 So long, Cookie. You can have the department store, what's left of it. 1262 01:48:47,244 --> 01:48:48,199 So long, Sefton. 1263 01:48:48,364 --> 01:48:51,674 You're not disposing of those Russian broads, are you? 1264 01:48:51,844 --> 01:48:55,553 Tell you what to do. Get 100 cigarettes for the Kraut guards. 1265 01:48:55,724 --> 01:48:58,238 Then get yourself another face. 1266 01:48:58,404 --> 01:49:00,520 You could use a new one too. 1267 01:49:01,164 --> 01:49:06,158 Let's synchronise the watches. It's 11.42 sharp. 1268 01:49:06,324 --> 01:49:07,279 Check. 1269 01:49:09,884 --> 01:49:14,480 Just one word. If I ever run into any of you on a street corner, 1270 01:49:14,644 --> 01:49:16,919 let's pretend we never met before. 1271 01:50:38,604 --> 01:50:41,562 Shut up the moaning. You'll have the machine guns on us. 1272 01:50:41,724 --> 01:50:46,275 - Turn it off, Lieutenant. - My legs are... frozen. 1273 01:50:49,364 --> 01:50:51,673 You'd better get that blue blood circulating 1274 01:50:51,844 --> 01:50:54,233 'cause we're busting out of this stink hole 1275 01:50:54,404 --> 01:50:56,634 in exactly one minute and 20 seconds. 1276 01:50:57,484 --> 01:50:58,439 Sefton! 1277 01:50:58,604 --> 01:51:01,676 - Did you expect a St. Bernard dog? - Not you! 1278 01:51:01,844 --> 01:51:03,675 - Want some brandy? - Yeah. 1279 01:51:03,844 --> 01:51:08,042 Who doesn't? Suppose we wait till we hit the Waldorf Astoria? 1280 01:51:08,204 --> 01:51:12,755 - OK. It's on me. - You won't get off that cheap. 1281 01:51:14,444 --> 01:51:17,720 What are our chances of busting out of here? 1282 01:51:18,764 --> 01:51:20,800 We'll know in about 40 seconds. 1283 01:51:25,524 --> 01:51:26,798 Hold his leg up. 1284 01:51:28,804 --> 01:51:31,796 Just in case your Kameraden are hard-of-hearing. 1285 01:51:31,964 --> 01:51:33,522 30 seconds. Get him up. 1286 01:51:37,444 --> 01:51:41,676 Stop shaking, Price. There'll be no pardon from no governor. 1287 01:51:41,844 --> 01:51:45,553 Funny, ain't it? In your own Fatherland, by your own Soldaten. 1288 01:51:46,844 --> 01:51:49,039 The kid's got no sense of humour. 1289 01:51:49,204 --> 01:51:51,513 20 seconds. Open the hatch. 1290 01:52:03,684 --> 01:52:06,676 What's the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. 1291 01:52:06,844 --> 01:52:09,802 Especially when you let Manfredi and Jonson go out there. 1292 01:52:09,964 --> 01:52:14,196 Eight seconds, seven, six, five, four, 1293 01:52:14,364 --> 01:52:18,755 three, two, one, go! 1294 01:52:59,044 --> 01:53:00,272 This is it! 1295 01:53:29,964 --> 01:53:31,841 - Let's blow, Chauncey. - Let's. 1296 01:54:12,404 --> 01:54:17,159 All right, men. Everybody back in their bunks... like nothing happened. 1297 01:54:40,044 --> 01:54:43,514 What do you know? The crud did it. 1298 01:54:45,524 --> 01:54:48,243 I'd like to know what made him do it. 1299 01:54:48,404 --> 01:54:51,601 Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. 1300 01:54:52,305 --> 01:54:58,410 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org