1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,410 My name is Turkish. 3 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,790 Funny name for an Englishman, I know. 4 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,420 My parents were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. 5 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,040 They named me after the plane. 6 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:51,840 Not many people are named after a plane crash. 7 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,050 That's Tommy. 8 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,470 He tells people he was named after a gun. 9 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:01,390 But I know he was really named after a famous 19th-century ballet dancer. 10 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,020 Known him for as long as I can remember. He's my partner. 11 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,690 Doesn't mean we hold hands or take walks. 12 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:12,820 It means I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me. 13 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:16,030 I give him a hard time. Keeps him in check. 14 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,320 But really, he's like my brother. 15 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:23,080 What do I know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter. 16 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:27,210 I was a happy boxing promoter until a week ago, and then: 17 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,040 What do I know about diamonds? 18 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,380 Don't they come from Antwerp? 19 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:36,590 - Himy, would you listen to this? - Do we have a choice? 20 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:40,300 It wasn't meant to be taken literally. 21 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:43,010 It's a nice story, Adam and Eve. 22 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,600 It's bound with moral fibre... 23 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:49,440 ...but asking a grown man to believe it? 24 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,520 What is it? 25 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,280 Well, what is it? 26 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:00,910 What you want I should do, drop my pants? 27 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,870 Okay, go through. 28 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,330 It's a nice story. 29 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,960 It's just that. Just a story. 30 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:13,670 Catholic religion is based on a mistranslation. 31 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,170 Enough already. Ruben, say something. 32 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:19,170 Listen. Are you busy? I'll tell you the whole story. 33 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:23,640 The Septuagint scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for "young woman"... 34 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:26,060 ...into the Greek word for "virgin." 35 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:28,730 It was an easy mistake to make... 36 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:33,520 ...because there was only a subtle difference in the spelling. 37 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,870 So, they came up with a prophecy: 38 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,290 "Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear us a son." 39 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:54,670 You understand? It was "virgin" that caught people's attention. 40 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:59,050 It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. 41 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:19,400 But leave that for a couple of hundred years to stew... 42 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:23,200 ...and next thing you know you have the Holy Catholic church. 43 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:26,620 Oy vay, what are you saying? 44 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:29,410 I'm saying, just because it's written... 45 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,210 ...doesn't make it so. 46 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:35,380 Gives them hope. It's not important whether it's fact or fiction. 47 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,090 - People like to believe. - I don't want to hear any more. 48 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,550 Anyway, who is it that we're seeing? 49 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,880 - Michael. - Hello? 50 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,800 Mutti. 51 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,770 Rudy! Rud, Rud, let them in, please. 52 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,900 Rud, it's okay, let them through. 53 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,070 - Michael. - Mutti. 54 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:03,070 You kept us waiting for half an hour. Are you trying to give me heartburn? 55 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,740 Lie down on the floor. 56 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,330 Get on the floor! 57 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,880 Lie on the floor! 58 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,420 Get on the fucking floor! 59 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,920 - Get down! - Get fucking down! 60 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,380 Down on the floor! Get down! 61 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:26,010 On the ground! 62 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:32,020 Get down, I say! 63 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,310 - Time. - Seven minutes! 64 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:49,200 Where is the stone? 65 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,540 Michael, where is the stone? 66 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,290 When does your plane leave? 67 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,550 Twenty minutes. 68 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,880 Give me your gun. 69 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,400 When you get to London... 70 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,520 ...if you want a gun... 71 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,570 ...call this number. 72 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,370 - Boris. - Boris. 73 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,870 He can get you anything you need. 74 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,920 Is he allowed to do that? 75 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:10,420 It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. 76 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,720 These lads are out to hurt each other. 77 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,600 What's with those sausages, Charlie? 78 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,180 Two minutes, Turkish. 79 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:22,640 Look at it. How am I supposed to run this thing from that? 80 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:24,350 We'll need a proper office. 81 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,570 I want a new one. You're going to buy it for me. 82 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,400 Why me? 83 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:32,030 Well, you know about caravans. 84 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,700 How's that? 85 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:37,410 You spent a summer in one. Which means you know more than me. 86 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,950 And I don't want to have me pants pulled down over the price. 87 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,460 What's wrong with this one? 88 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:46,000 Oh, nothing, Tommy. 89 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,090 It's tiptop. 90 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,130 I'm just not sure about the colour. 91 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,510 It's all arranged. You just got to pick it up. 92 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,550 Here's an address. 93 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,720 It's a campsite. 94 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,310 You've got 10 grand, and it would be nice to see change. 95 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,270 - What's happening with the sausages? - Five minutes. 96 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:13,110 It was two minutes five minutes ago. 97 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,950 They aren't pikeys, are they? 98 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,950 I fucking hate pikeys. 99 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,790 You're a sensitive boy, Tommy. 100 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:25,580 Fuck me. Hold tight. 101 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,670 - What's that? - It's me belt. 102 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,250 No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. 103 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:34,670 - What's a gun doing in your trousers? - It's for protection. 104 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,090 Protection from what? 105 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:38,180 "Zee" Germans? 106 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,600 What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off when you sit? 107 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:45,060 - Where did you get it? - Boris The Blade. 108 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,810 You mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian. 109 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,070 Heavy, isn't it? 110 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:52,860 Heavy is good. 111 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,450 Heavy is reliable. 112 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,320 If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it. 113 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:01,660 Boris The Blade, or Boris The Bullet-Dodger. 114 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:05,250 Bent as the Soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it. 115 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:10,170 Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard. 116 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,460 Back to my partner, Tommy. 117 00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:15,340 Tommy runs the other business... 118 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:17,430 ...the slot machines... 119 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,220 ...which keeps rain off our heads and gloves on Gorgeous' hands. 120 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:25,890 However, Tommy's a little preoccupied with protection at present. 121 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:28,270 All right, I'll take it. 122 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:32,440 There's a reason for Tommy's new found enthusiasm for firearms. 123 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:37,240 Sooner or later, in unlicensed boxing, you have to deal with that reason: 124 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,660 Brick Top. 125 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,580 If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is. 126 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,910 - He doesn't look bad, does he? - No, he looks great. 127 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,540 He'll do you proud. 128 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,920 You reckon that's what people should do for me, Gary? Do me proud? 129 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,170 It's what you deserve. 130 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:54,800 Pull your tongue out of my arsehole. 131 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,090 Dogs do that. 132 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,590 You're not a dog, are you? 133 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,260 No. No, I'm not. 134 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,930 However... 135 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:07,430 ...you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. 136 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,940 All except loyalty. 137 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:13,610 It's rumoured that his favourite means of dispatch involves a stun gun... 138 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:17,990 ...a plastic bag, a roll of tape and a pack of hungry pigs. 139 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:22,620 You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam. I'll give you that. 140 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,620 But I got no time for grouses. 141 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,790 Feed him to the pigs, Errol. 142 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,500 What the fuck are you two looking at? 143 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:42,800 If you got to deal with him, just make sure you don't end up owing him. 144 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:44,220 Then you're in his debt. 145 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,680 Which means, you're in his pocket. 146 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:50,310 And once you're in that, you aren't ever coming out. 147 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:54,060 I hear he's a good fighter, so I'll use him. 148 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,520 I'll be doing you a favour, boy. 149 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:59,780 What he means is, I'm doing him a favour. 150 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:05,030 Because everybody knows nobody takes a dive in my fights. Unlike his. 151 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,950 Here, Errol, I don't think he likes me. 152 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,040 You don't like me, do you? 153 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,500 Don't know what you mean. 154 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,960 I do know I can't wait to get out of here. It stinks. 155 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:20,420 My fights finish prompt so we can get out before the authorities find out. 156 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,880 Play your cards right and I'll sort you out. 157 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,680 You can sort me out by showing me out. 158 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:28,720 It's hard to make a living in boxing, so now and then... 159 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,520 ...you do something against your principles. 160 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,770 Basically, you have to forget you got any. 161 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,440 Are they Lancashire pigs? 162 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,230 Who's talking to you? 163 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,860 Oh, yeah, Tommy. Brick Top loves Tommy. 164 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,280 Don't let me down. 165 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,870 You don't want to let me down, do you? 166 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,040 See you ringside. 167 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:58,880 Boris, Franky-fucking-Four Fingers... 168 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,760 ...has a diamond the size of a fist. 169 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:05,640 I have told you it's in the briefcase connected to his arm. 170 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,100 I sent him to you to buy a gun. 171 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,140 What more do you want me to do, hit him for you? 172 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:13,770 But don't you hit him either. 173 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:17,110 Americans can't know it was Russian. 174 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,020 It will come back to me. 175 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,030 So, what should I do? 176 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,190 You're my brother, so think like it. 177 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,490 Get somebody else to steal that stone! 178 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,830 I don't want it getting back to me. 179 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,950 And don't have him killed. It will raise suspicion. 180 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,960 So don't use idiots for the job. 181 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:38,840 He'll stay in London a couple of days before he goes to New York... 182 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,500 ...so move quick. Okay? 183 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,970 It's okay. I know a couple of guys. 184 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,800 One more thing. 185 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,600 It might help. 186 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,760 He loves to gamble. 187 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,310 Eighty-six carats? 188 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,520 Brilliant cut, beautiful make. 189 00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,770 A beautiful stone. 190 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,070 You're a good boy, Franky. 191 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,400 And you did a real good job. Now when do you get back? 192 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:09,450 I got to move the two-grainers here, get a better price. Couple of days. 193 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,290 - Talk to my cousin Dougie. - Doug The Head? 194 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,040 And Franky... 195 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,790 - And what? - Stay out of those casinos. 196 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,840 You did a good job, Bubbe. 197 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:28,130 - Don't go screwing it up, all right? - I hear you, Avi. 198 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,760 I'll see you, Avi. 199 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,270 Eighty-six karats. 200 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,190 - Where? - London. 201 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:39,020 - London? - London. 202 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,230 - London? - Yes, London. 203 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:44,820 You know, fish, chips, cup of tea... 204 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:48,240 ...bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins. London! 205 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,240 Not for me. 206 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,620 That's Doug The Head. Everybody knows Doug The Head. 207 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:57,620 If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. 208 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,790 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. 209 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,250 Even tells his family they're Jewish... 210 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,760 ...but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. 211 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:10,970 He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business... 212 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,600 ...it is good for business. - Avi! 213 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,850 He'll be there today. Take care of him. 214 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,810 Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops. 215 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,650 He isn't selling schtrops. Make it smaller. 216 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:24,020 Who do you take me for? This is England. 217 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,070 We play by the rules. 218 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,650 Listen to me. 219 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,200 If the stones are kosher, then I'll buy them, won't I? 220 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:35,370 Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my lunchtime. Bye. 221 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,830 What are you doing here? 222 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,960 It's a free country, isn't it? 223 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,050 Well, it isn't a free shop, is it? 224 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,170 So fuck off. 225 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:03,440 I want to see you two girls up in my office. 226 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,820 I had cousin Avi on the phone. 227 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,780 - You got to go see him. - Yeah, Dad. You told us. 228 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:12,360 - He's a big mucker in New York. - Yeah, Dad. You told us. 229 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,070 I want to see you girls up in my office. 230 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,790 Yeah, Dad. You told us. 231 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,880 The weight is sign of reliability. 232 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,710 I always go for reliability. 233 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,560 I'll take it. 234 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,390 How much do you want for it? 235 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,810 Nothing. 236 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,650 Okay, so what do you want for it? 237 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,480 I want you to do something for me. 238 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,400 There is a fight in couple of days. 239 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,200 What kind of a fight? 240 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,120 Unlicensed boxing. 241 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,500 There is a bookies I know that will take bets. 242 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,290 If you place one down for me... 243 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,420 ...we will call it quits. 244 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,960 - Why don't you put it down yourself? - Well... 245 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:16,640 ...there is not too many bookies that takes those kind of bets. 246 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:21,020 And I already have an outstanding debt with the house. 247 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,810 I know something most don't. 248 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,150 So, nu? 249 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,860 What do you know? 250 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:38,370 It's a campsite. A pikey campsite. 251 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,620 - Ten points. - What are we doing here? 252 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:45,710 - We're buying a caravan. - Off a pack of fucking pikeys? 253 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,630 What's wrong with you? This will get messy. 254 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:49,920 Not if you're here. 255 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,960 Oh, you bastard. 256 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,760 I fucking hate pikeys. 257 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,220 That's a flash car, mister. 258 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:00,890 Not as flash as your bike. 259 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,060 Who are you looking for? 260 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,600 Mr. O'Neil. 261 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,520 - Want me to get him? - That's a good lad. 262 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,520 Piss off. 263 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,070 - Are you going to go get him for me? - Yeah. 264 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:17,110 - What are you waiting for? - The five quid you'll pay me. 265 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,950 Fuck off, I'll find him meself. 266 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,530 - Two fifty. - You can have a quid. 267 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,370 You're a real tight fucker. 268 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,460 There was a problem with gypsies. 269 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,580 What're you doing? Get out of the way, man. 270 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,670 You can't understand what's being said. 271 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,460 You Tommy? Come about the caravan? 272 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,960 - Mr. O'Neil. - Fuck, man. Call me Mickey. 273 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,800 Not Irish, not English. 274 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,260 - How are you? - Weather's been kind. 275 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,220 It's just Pikey. 276 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,600 Would you look at the size of him? 277 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,680 How big are you? 278 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,850 - Kids, how big is he? - Big, for sure. 279 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,810 Hey, Mam, come and look at the size of this fella. 280 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:55,280 Bet you box a little, can't you, sir? You look like a boxer. 281 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:58,110 Get out of the way. See if they'd like a drink. 282 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,700 I could murder one. 283 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:02,950 Be no murdering done around here, I don't mind telling you. 284 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,200 Get your hands out of there. 285 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,080 Cup of tea for the big fella? 286 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,420 Don't be silly, Mickey. Offer the man a proper drink. 287 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,130 You little bugger. 288 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,550 - Is the big fella not coming with us? - He's minding the car. 289 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,590 - What does he think we are, thieves? - No, nothing like that. 290 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,930 - He just likes looking after cars. - Good dags. Do you like dags? 291 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,970 - Dags? - What? 292 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,890 - Yeah, dags. - Dags. You like dags? 293 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,190 Oh, dogs. 294 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,520 Sure, I like dags. 295 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,570 - I like caravans more. - You're very welcome. 296 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:50,210 Pikeys are well-known for their skills of negotiation in business. 297 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,460 It's probably why they talk like that... 298 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,840 ...so you can't follow what's being said. 299 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:58,550 But if Tommy can get the caravan for less than the price asked... 300 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,130 ...on his return there will be ice cream. 301 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,680 Good dog, good family. 302 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,640 He'll get a little homesick, but he'll get over it. 303 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,770 See you later, lads. See you, boss. 304 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,190 All right, Mickey. Laters. 305 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,150 I don't see what the fuss is about. 306 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,150 They aren't bad fellas. 307 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,580 The deal was, you bought it how you saw it. 308 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:32,920 Look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. 309 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,000 See that car? Use it. 310 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,880 You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you. 311 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,090 Nobody brings you... 312 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,220 ...unless they're trying to say something without talking. 313 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:49,140 Just give our money back and you can keep your caravan. 314 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:52,390 Why do I want a caravan that's got no wheels? 315 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,770 - You want to settle this with a fight? - Over my dead body. 316 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,360 Now, go on! Go on! 317 00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:01,570 I'll not have you fighting! You know what happens when you fight! 318 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,570 Get her to sit down. 319 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,910 For fuck's sake! 320 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,830 Want the money? I isn't fucked you. 321 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,630 I'll fight you for it. You and me. 322 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,970 So that's the kind of fight it'll be. 323 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,390 You want to stay down. 324 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,860 You want to stay down! 325 00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:46,410 Get back down and fucking stay down. 326 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,080 I promise you, you want to stay down. 327 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,410 Deadly kick for a fat fucker, you know that? 328 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,660 Cheeky bastard. 329 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,420 - Okay, lads. - Get him on his feet. 330 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,970 Get back down... 331 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,010 ...or you will not be coming up next time. 332 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,430 Bollocks to you. 333 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:14,890 This is sick. I'm out of here. 334 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,650 You're not going anywhere, you thick lump. 335 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,900 You stay until the job's done. 336 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,650 It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey... 337 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,650 ...was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. 338 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:05,610 Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. 339 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:10,160 Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. 340 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,080 If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes... 341 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,580 ...Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. 342 00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:18,870 Why would the gypsies want to explain... 343 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,330 ...why a man died in their campsite? 344 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,750 Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. 345 00:22:25,050 --> 00:22:28,510 It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? 346 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,090 Tommy, "The Tit"... 347 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,010 ...is praying. 348 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,510 And if he isn't... 349 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,810 ...he fucking should be. 350 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:05,800 Bad Boy. 351 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,050 - Sol. - Easy. 352 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:11,050 No, it's a moissanite. 353 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,220 A what? 354 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,890 A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. 355 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,180 It's Mickey Mouse. 356 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,180 Spurious. 357 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,390 Not genuine. 358 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:23,560 And it's worth... 359 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,060 ...fuck-all. 360 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,360 Bad Boy, I keep telling you, stick to being a gangster. 361 00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,400 Leave this game to me and Sol. 362 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,070 Laters. 363 00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:37,990 What is that, Vince? 364 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,910 This is a dog, Sol. 365 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,370 You are not bringing that thing in here. 366 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,250 It's only a fucking dog. 367 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,090 - Where'd you get it? - The gyppos. 368 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,420 Here. 369 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,670 They threw it in with the moody gold. 370 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,430 You know gyppos, Sol. They're always throwing dogs in with deals. 371 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,050 It better not be dangerous. 372 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,060 What do you think you're doing now? 373 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,310 I want him to get used to the shop, don't I? 374 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,940 Stop the dog! 375 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:09,360 Come back! 376 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,440 All right, Boris? 377 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,450 - Don't worry about the dog. - I'm not. 378 00:24:16,870 --> 00:24:18,330 What can I do for you? 379 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,830 I have a job for you. 380 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,790 I already have a job. 381 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,500 Fifty grand for half a day's work. 382 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:28,880 Go on. 383 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:32,420 I want you to hold up a bookies. 384 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,970 From Russia with love, eh? 385 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,100 I have stones to sell... 386 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:45,440 ...fat to chew and many men to see about many ducks... 387 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,230 ...so if I am not rushing you... 388 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:51,280 Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome. 389 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,820 I am not in Rome, Doug. 390 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,780 I am in a rush. 391 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,660 I got to make the bookies. 392 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,990 Bookies? 393 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,330 - What are you betting on? - Bomber Harris. 394 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,500 The unlicensed boxer? 395 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,250 Do you know something that I don't? 396 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,430 Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't. 397 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:20,350 He's bad to the bone, isn't you, Tyrone? 398 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,810 Of course I am. 399 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:25,850 Tyrone will drive for us. He's done a rally driving course. 400 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,310 Of course I have. 401 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,900 I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats. 402 00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:34,650 Your seats? 403 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:37,150 Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate. 404 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,320 While I'm at the wheel, it's my car... 405 00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:43,950 ...so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right? 406 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,080 I can't believe you found it. Where'd it go? 407 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:49,040 It went back to the gyppos. 408 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:52,000 Shut up. And how could it find them? 409 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,510 Well, I don't know. I'm not a dog, Sol. 410 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,380 Ask him. 411 00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,340 It's like he's a fucking homing beacon. 412 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,430 Steady on the brakes. 413 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:05,930 I thought you said he could drive, Sol. 414 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:10,020 Don't worry about me. Just worry about that dog on my seats. 415 00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:11,730 All right? 416 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,540 What? 417 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,630 You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from? 418 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,720 Don't worry about Tyrone. He can move when he has to. 419 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:42,510 Worry about getting us a gun. 420 00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:48,890 What's that? 421 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,400 This is a shotgun, Sol. 422 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,440 It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent. 423 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:59,700 - I want to raise pulses, don't I? - You'll raise hell, never mind pulses. 424 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,380 That does not look like a bookies. 425 00:27:20,630 --> 00:27:24,850 Why'd we stop here? What's the matter with that space over there? 426 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,010 It's too tight. 427 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,140 Too tight? 428 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,270 You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there. 429 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,730 Leave him alone. He's a natural. Isn't you, Tyrone? 430 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,610 Of course I am. 431 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,750 A natural fucking idiot. Tyrone, what've you done? 432 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,080 Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done? 433 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,090 Look, you hassle me, you see what happens. 434 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,760 It's all right. No, don't move it now. 435 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,630 People will see the damage. Why'd you do that? 436 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,890 I didn't see it. 437 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:09,060 It's a four-ton truck. It's not like it's a packet of fucking peanuts. 438 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,970 It was at a funny angle. 439 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,020 It's behind you, Tyrone. 440 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:17,690 Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you. 441 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,650 Control that dog as well. 442 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,700 - Get that dog off him. - Get it off me. 443 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,530 Give me that squeaky toy. It shut him up last time. 444 00:28:32,370 --> 00:28:33,410 Don't snatch. 445 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,290 He can't swallow the whole ball. 446 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:41,340 Yeah. 447 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,880 Why the fuck... 448 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,510 ...did you put Gorgeous George... 449 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,390 ...into a bare-knuckle boxing match... 450 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,930 ...two days before he had to fight The Bomber? 451 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:57,480 He was half his size. I didn't expect him to get hurt. 452 00:28:57,730 --> 00:29:01,940 You put the man into a bare-knuckle boxing match. 453 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,570 What the fuck did you expect? 454 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:07,160 A grease-down and a shiatsu? 455 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,830 Who took the jam out of your doughnut? 456 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,540 You took the fucking jam out of my doughnut. 457 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,160 You did. 458 00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:18,380 You said get a good deal. 459 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,090 I fail to recognise the correlation... 460 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:24,510 ...between losing 10 grand, hospitalising Gorgeous... 461 00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:26,050 ...and a good deal. 462 00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:28,430 How'll we explain this to Brick Top? 463 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,550 That his fight won't happen? 464 00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,470 We replace the fighter. 465 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,560 Oh, and hope he doesn't notice? 466 00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,690 Who the fuck will we replace him with? 467 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,690 What about John The Gun? 468 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,400 Or Mad Fist Willy? 469 00:29:41,730 --> 00:29:43,860 You're not Mr. Current Affairs, are you? 470 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,110 Mad Fist went mad... 471 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,030 ...and The Gun shot himself. 472 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:55,250 Jesus. 473 00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:02,340 - What? - Let's use the fucking pikey. 474 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,130 - How much you going to pay us? - 10 K. 475 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:09,680 Me bollocks. Lose more than that running for the bus. 476 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:19,020 All right. 477 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:22,230 I'll do it for a caravan. 478 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:23,980 A what? 479 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,400 A caravan. 480 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:29,240 - Top of the range and all that. - It was us that wanted a caravan. 481 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,910 Anyway, what's wrong with this one? 482 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,330 It's not for me. It's for me ma. 483 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160 Your what? 484 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:38,580 His ma. 485 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,190 Brick Top runs an illegal bookies. 486 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,910 They take bets on anything that involves blood and pain. 487 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,530 Now I'm changing fighters... 488 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,240 ...and Brick Top's going to exploit the situation. 489 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,120 He's going to pull my pants down, grease me up... 490 00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,710 ...and aim for penetration. 491 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,090 If I didn't have the replacement pikey... 492 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,630 ...he'd want to split me in half. 493 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,760 They could charm the paint off walls, these fellas. 494 00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:44,150 Look mean now, you hairy fucker, won't you? 495 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,230 Shits himself when you put him in the ring. 496 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,990 Poke him with a stick, you watch his bollocks grow. 497 00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:53,820 Do you like a dog fight, Turkish? 498 00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,910 We've lost Gorgeous George. 499 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,920 You're going to have to repeat that. 500 00:32:03,670 --> 00:32:06,080 We've lost Gorgeous George. 501 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,460 Well, where'd you lose him? 502 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:11,260 He isn't a set of fucking car keys, is he? 503 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:14,260 And it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, is it? 504 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:15,470 We're not backing out. 505 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,600 You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not. 506 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,270 We're changing the fighter. 507 00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:25,100 Oh, fuck me, your lady friend got a voice? 508 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,520 Who are you changing him to, sweetheart? 509 00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:30,110 You won't know him, but he's mustard. 510 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,530 Mustard? 511 00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:35,360 I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee... 512 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,030 ...you can't change fighters. 513 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,450 - You've still got your fight. - No. 514 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,870 I lose all bets at the bookies. You can't change fighters. 515 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,960 So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you fucking prat? 516 00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:48,920 You can take bets at the fight. 517 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:51,800 Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten. 518 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,380 Do you want to get bitten, sweetheart? 519 00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:02,430 Make sure your man goes down in the fourth. 520 00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:06,020 You understand me now, don't you, Turkish? 521 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,820 This is the one place I didn't want to be: 522 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:11,320 In his debt. 523 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:14,150 Which now means I'm in his pocket. 524 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,240 You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums. 525 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,160 And I shall be under it when it breaks. 526 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:22,660 Now, fuck off. 527 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,170 Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers? 528 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:37,550 I don't know. I'm not his mother. But I'm seeing him later. 529 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,390 - When later? - He said he wanted cash. 530 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,680 So he's coming back after he's been to a fight. 531 00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,610 A fight? 532 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:56,190 What do you mean, a fight? A boxing match? 533 00:33:56,700 --> 00:34:01,070 - Is there gambling involved? - It's a boxing match, Avi. 534 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,870 - Did he have a case with him? - Yes, he had a case. 535 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,790 And this schmuck is gambling? 536 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,710 You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" Four Fingers. 537 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,540 Avi, I'm not telepathic. 538 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:14,880 You're plenty stupid, I'll give you that. 539 00:34:15,090 --> 00:34:17,720 Do you know why they call him Franky Four Fingers? 540 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,300 I have no idea. 541 00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:22,720 Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people. 542 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,430 When he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop. 543 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,810 And I'm not talking about his fucking foreskin. 544 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,480 I'm sure he can pay. 545 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:33,480 Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush? We're going to London. 546 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:36,070 Do you hear that? I'm coming to London! 547 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:43,830 - Avi! - Shut up and sit down, you bald fuck! 548 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:48,660 I don't like leaving my own country... 549 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,090 ...especially leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches... 550 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:55,840 ...and cocktails with little straw hats. 551 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,380 We've got sandy beaches. 552 00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:00,470 So who the fuck wants to see them? 553 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,640 I hope you can appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky. 554 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:07,180 I'll find him, and you'll help me find him. 555 00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:09,430 And we'll start at that fight. 556 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,440 How am I going to get it out? 557 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,440 It will probably cough it up. 558 00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:16,940 Will he be all right? 559 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:18,440 I hope not. 560 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:21,910 - Are we going to rob this bookies? - Yes, big man. 561 00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:23,280 Why are we waiting? 562 00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:26,990 We are waiting for a man with four fingers, carrying a briefcase. 563 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,160 And why's that? 564 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:33,290 Because the deal is, the Russian gets the case, we get the money. 565 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,000 What's in the case? 566 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:39,510 For fuck's sake, Tyrone, just concentrate on the steering wheel. 567 00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,300 Jesus. 568 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:45,800 - Private night tonight, chaps. - I'm well aware of that, my son. 569 00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:47,720 That's why we're here. 570 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,730 Well done. This is the back way in. 571 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:53,980 Oh, really? I thought it was the front. 572 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:58,020 - Private night tonight, chaps. - We know. That's why we're here. 573 00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,820 Tickets. 574 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,490 Are we ever going to get into this place? 575 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,570 Avi, Avi, you got to understand. 576 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,660 This isn't exactly Vegas, and this isn't exactly legal. 577 00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:11,750 I'm not looking for Vegas or for legal. 578 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,830 I'm looking for Franky. 579 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,500 I know that, and he said he's going to be here. 580 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:20,590 - If there's gambling, he'll be here. - Let's not have a fuck-up. 581 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,170 You won't let us down. 582 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:26,340 He's going down in the fourth, don't you worry about that. 583 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:31,180 Is that him? 584 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,520 I don't know. How many fingers did he have? 585 00:36:33,690 --> 00:36:35,850 Sorry, I didn't get the binoculars out in time. 586 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,860 Let's not stand on ceremony. Let's start the show. 587 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,880 Do you know who this bookies belongs to? 588 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,960 If you know what's good for you you'll give me everything... 589 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,050 What are you doing? 590 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,720 What does it look like I'm doing up here? 591 00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:14,770 This is starting to hurt, Solomon. 592 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:17,270 Drop the screen now. 593 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,690 How you doing, Vince? 594 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,320 I'd do a lot better if you'd stop using my name. 595 00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:26,570 - Fill that bag. - All bets are off. 596 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:30,580 I am not in here to make a fucking bet. 597 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:31,990 Appreciated... 598 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,120 ...but all bets... 599 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,080 ...are... 600 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,460 ...off. 601 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,840 If all bets are off, there can't be any money, can there? 602 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:46,720 I isn't fucking buying that. 603 00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:50,430 That's handy because I isn't fucking selling it. It's a fact. 604 00:37:51,430 --> 00:37:52,810 What have you got? 605 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,180 Nothing, really. 606 00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:59,770 A few coins, but no notes. 607 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:03,610 Show me your hands. 608 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,450 You've got five fingers. 609 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:11,780 Copper coins. 610 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:15,660 What do you mean, copper fucking coins? 611 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:28,300 It won't open because it's a security door. 612 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:29,630 Hold that. 613 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,100 My leg. 614 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:46,570 What are you moaning about? It didn't even touch it. 615 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,490 We're fucked. 616 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:05,880 What the fuck are you two doing? 617 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,430 Get us out of here. 618 00:39:17,430 --> 00:39:20,060 Tyrone, what are you doing? Get us out of here! 619 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,530 Who the fuck is this man, Tyrone? 620 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:37,160 He's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinny. 621 00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:40,870 In the red corner... 622 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,630 ...we have the young and unchallenged... 623 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:48,130 So, Mickey, you're going down in the fourth. Is that clear? 624 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,050 Just make sure he doesn't kill me. 625 00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:54,140 So give it up for the bone-crunching... 626 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:56,510 ...one-punch machine gun... 627 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,640 ...Mickey! 628 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:07,070 And in the other corner... 629 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,360 Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker... 630 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:12,490 Well, he is a fat fucker, but he's dirty and he's dangerous. 631 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:17,580 Bomber "The Mad Man" Harris! 632 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,370 Now, try and look like a fighter. 633 00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:25,080 Let's get ready... 634 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,420 ...to rumble! 635 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,660 Do you realise I'm fucking forty grand down? 636 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:06,080 What's the fucking crack? 637 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:09,000 - I'll make it up to you. - I isn't happy. 638 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:12,670 I'll make it up to you, I promise. Stand on me. 639 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,010 Oh, that fucking pikey's put me in it. 640 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,890 Thanks for the tip, Brick Top. 641 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:23,060 Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone... 642 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,190 ...I don't want to know if it tastes good. 643 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:30,150 Stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off. 644 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,800 - He's here. - Well, you explain it to him. 645 00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:04,720 - What you doing? - The case was attached to his arm. 646 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:07,350 So why didn't you chop it off? 647 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,850 We isn't fucking butchers, Boris. 648 00:42:10,150 --> 00:42:11,480 But he has the case. 649 00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:14,360 Look, we... Well, you have a problem. 650 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,860 There weren't much cash at the bookies. 651 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:19,990 Okay. 652 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,870 Here is the 10 grand. 653 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,160 No. Keep it. We want this. 654 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:29,000 Well, at least half of this. 655 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,040 What was in the case was mine. 656 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,590 What was in the bookies was yours. Okay? 657 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,720 It wasn't much, but here is the 10 large to help the situation. 658 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:41,720 No, I'm afraid it's too late for that. 659 00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:45,430 We want half of this, and that's because we're being generous. 660 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,850 We could, by all rights, keep the whole fucking stone, Boris. 661 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,780 Watch out! 662 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,950 Drop the gun, fat boy. 663 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:12,540 You fucking idiots. He could not know my name. 664 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,300 Give me the stone. 665 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,880 - It's in the case. - What? 666 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,260 It's in the case. 667 00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:23,140 You put the stone in the case? 668 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,140 Open it and give me the stone. 669 00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:31,390 The only man who knew the combination, you just shot. 670 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:04,800 Now, it's not too clever to hang about after Mickey's performance. 671 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:10,060 Brick Top, in short, will be looking to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself. 672 00:44:10,270 --> 00:44:13,940 I know he's looking for us, but I don't have a choice. 673 00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:18,820 I'm happy to leave the country, but I need money to do so. 674 00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:22,820 But any money I have is in the safe, which is in the office. 675 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,820 Once I have that, it's... 676 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:26,160 Oink, oink. 677 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:27,990 Shit. 678 00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:32,120 So that's where you keep the sugar. 679 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,000 What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff? 680 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,460 That sounds like hostility, doesn't it? 681 00:44:40,630 --> 00:44:42,970 And we don't like hostility, do we, Errol? 682 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,300 No, we don't, John. 683 00:44:57,270 --> 00:44:59,730 I just had them polished. 684 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,860 Go and put the kettle on. 685 00:45:10,330 --> 00:45:13,710 - You take sugar? - No, thank you, Turkish. 686 00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:16,370 I'm sweet enough. 687 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:27,180 He is now your problem. 688 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,850 Okay? 689 00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:42,070 You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body... 690 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:45,530 ...but if I see you again, you motherfuckers... 691 00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:50,070 Well, look at him. 692 00:45:57,250 --> 00:46:00,290 I've got a bare-knuckle fight in a couple of days. 693 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,880 I want to use the pikey. 694 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,840 All right. Of course. 695 00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:07,300 Of course, fucking of course. 696 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:10,050 I wasn't asking, I was telling. 697 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,220 But this time... 698 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:16,850 ...I do want him to go down in the fourth. 699 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,810 And I do mean it, this time. 700 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:35,080 Now, I know you come back here to open your safe. 701 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,040 So now you can open it. 702 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,710 Turkish has been a busy little bastard. 703 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,710 I think he's got away with enough. 704 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,010 Thinking can get you into trouble, Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it. 705 00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,180 That takes care of one little piggy. 706 00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:54,260 Now find me the silly sods who blagged the bookies. 707 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,770 Find them today. 708 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,250 Top of the morning to you, Mrs. O'Neil. 709 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,160 Tommy. 710 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,710 You're a snake in the grass, isn't you? Where'd they come from? 711 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,210 You're looking for my boy, are you? 712 00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,920 - Do you know where I can find him? - Yeah. 713 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,180 Would you like to share that information? 714 00:47:32,390 --> 00:47:34,800 I don't want you getting my boy into trouble. 715 00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:39,310 He's my only boy. And he's a good boy. 716 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:42,270 He's coursing. 717 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,360 What's coursing? 718 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,570 Hare coursing. 719 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,360 They set two lurchers... They're dogs, before you ask. 720 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,820 On a hare. 721 00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:58,540 And the hare has to outrun the dogs. 722 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,830 So, what if it doesn't? 723 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,670 Well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it? 724 00:48:09,170 --> 00:48:10,880 Proper fucked? 725 00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:12,930 Yeah, Tommy. 726 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,510 Before "zee" Germans get there. 727 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,560 Do you know these tits, Errol? 728 00:48:19,810 --> 00:48:21,230 I know a lot of tits... 729 00:48:21,390 --> 00:48:24,400 ...but I don't know any as fucking stupid as these two. 730 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:25,810 John? 731 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,320 I can't help, guv. 732 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,490 Tyrone. 733 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:37,580 You silly, fat bastard. 734 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,910 - Do you want to do it? - That depends. 735 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,080 On what? 736 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:45,210 On you buying this caravan. 737 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,840 Not the rouge one. The rose. 738 00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:50,590 - It's not the same caravan. - Not the same fight. 739 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,760 It's twice the size of the last one. 740 00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:56,010 The fight is twice the size. And me ma needs a caravan. 741 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:59,220 I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it. 742 00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:03,520 You're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. 743 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:06,980 Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich. 744 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:12,860 I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant... 745 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,400 Save your breath for cooling your porridge. 746 00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:27,540 Right. And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue. 747 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,250 Have I made myself clear? 748 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:35,680 Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. 749 00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:39,220 Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague. 750 00:49:43,890 --> 00:49:46,100 Did you understand a word of what he said? 751 00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:50,230 I'll tell you what. 752 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,110 Fucker. 753 00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:55,190 I'll bet you for it. 754 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:56,740 You'll what? 755 00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:58,320 He'll bet you for it. 756 00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:01,780 What, like Tommy did last time? Do me a favour? 757 00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:03,490 I'll do you a favour. 758 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,410 You have first bet. If I win, I get a caravan... 759 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,750 ...and the boys get a pair of them shoes. 760 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,630 If I lose... 761 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,840 ...fuck it, I'll do the fight for free. 762 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,640 The last thing I really want to do is bet a pikey. 763 00:50:22,850 --> 00:50:25,020 However, I don't really have much of a choice. 764 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,890 Somehow I've got to get him to fight, but if I lose... 765 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:32,360 Well, I don't even want to think about losing. 766 00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:36,490 Okay. I reckon the hare gets fucked. 767 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,700 What? Proper fucked? 768 00:50:40,990 --> 00:50:42,660 You got that, London? 769 00:50:42,870 --> 00:50:43,910 We're on! 770 00:51:56,110 --> 00:51:59,030 I'll fucking tell you! Get those off me. 771 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,400 I'll tell you who robbed your bookies. 772 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:21,130 Periwinkle blue. Bye, boys. 773 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,510 Who's proper fucked now, then? 774 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:29,310 There's something very wrong with this. 775 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,810 It was us that wanted to buy a caravan off of him. 776 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:38,190 Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? 777 00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:41,940 Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him. 778 00:52:42,150 --> 00:52:44,660 What? You saying I can't shoot? 779 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:48,450 Oh, no, Tommy. I wasn't saying you can't shoot. 780 00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:50,540 I know you can't shoot. 781 00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:54,960 What we're saying is, that piece of shit stuck in your trousers... 782 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,330 ...would do more damage if you fed it to him. 783 00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:59,090 You saying the gun don't work? 784 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,670 You tried it? 785 00:53:05,970 --> 00:53:06,970 Whoops. 786 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:12,520 I want to see that sneaky fucking Russian. 787 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:15,480 Why's he got a tea cosy on his head? 788 00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:17,610 To keep his head warm. 789 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,320 - What happened to him? - He got shot in the face. 790 00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:22,030 I thought that was obvious. 791 00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:24,610 What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit? 792 00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:27,280 - What do you want me to do? - Sort it out. 793 00:53:27,490 --> 00:53:30,370 - I'm not a witch doctor. - But you are a bad boy yardie... 794 00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:33,450 ...and bad boy yardies should know how to get rid of bodies. 795 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:36,460 I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies. 796 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:44,590 We're in, governor. 797 00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:48,390 Goody gumdrops. 798 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,970 Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol? 799 00:53:52,850 --> 00:53:53,930 Grab hold of his legs. 800 00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:57,020 What do you think I'm going to grab him by, his ears? 801 00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:10,120 Hope this is not a bad moment. 802 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,410 Do you know who I am? 803 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,250 I do. 804 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:30,260 Good. That will save me some time, then. 805 00:54:31,930 --> 00:54:33,470 Well, I don't. 806 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:45,690 You're always going to have problems lifting a body in one piece. 807 00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:48,150 Apparently, the best thing to do... 808 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:53,030 ...is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. 809 00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:56,580 Would someone mind telling me, who are you? 810 00:54:56,790 --> 00:54:59,830 When you got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them. 811 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,540 It's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover. 812 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:12,890 Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. 813 00:55:14,390 --> 00:55:16,560 You got to starve the pigs for a few days... 814 00:55:16,770 --> 00:55:20,020 ...then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. 815 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,070 You got to shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out... 816 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,820 ...for the piggies' digestion. 817 00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:29,320 You could do this afterwards, of course... 818 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:32,110 ...but you don't want to sieve through pigshit, do you? 819 00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:36,990 They will go through bone like butter. 820 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,290 You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting... 821 00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:45,540 ...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. 822 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:48,960 They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds... 823 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,130 ...in about eight minutes. 824 00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:53,010 That means that a single pig... 825 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:56,930 ...can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh... 826 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,310 ...every minute. 827 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,770 Hence the expression... 828 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:05,360 ..."as greedy as a pig." 829 00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:13,450 Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. 830 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:16,870 Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are... 831 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,040 ...apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course. 832 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,210 Do you know what "nemesis" means? 833 00:56:30,510 --> 00:56:34,010 "A righteous infliction of retribution... 834 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,930 ...manifested by an appropriate agent." 835 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:43,060 Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt: 836 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,060 Me. 837 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,240 Gentlemen... 838 00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:27,940 Why can't you find me Franky, Doug? 839 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:32,990 Avi, what do you want me to do? I'm not a bounty hunter. 840 00:57:34,570 --> 00:57:35,780 What about Tony? 841 00:57:35,950 --> 00:57:37,240 Bullet-Tooth Tony. 842 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:38,410 Who's Bullet-Tooth...? 843 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,700 - Tony! - You silly fuck. 844 00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:41,950 He's a liability. 845 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,370 He'd find Moses and the burning bush. 846 00:57:44,580 --> 00:57:46,040 You are going to die, Tony! 847 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:49,540 He got shot six times, had the bullets moulded into gold. 848 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,130 I shoot you, you go down! 849 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,170 He has two in his teeth that Dad did, so he loves Dad. 850 00:57:56,220 --> 00:57:58,090 Why don't you fucking die? 851 00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:01,010 - He's the best chance you got. - Six times? 852 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,970 In one sitting. 853 00:58:04,730 --> 00:58:06,520 You're in trouble now. 854 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:10,400 Sounds promising. What are we waiting for? 855 00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:23,990 Bonjour. 856 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,830 What's so fucking important? 857 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,290 Why do you think we've got a dead man... 858 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:35,340 ...missing an arm in our office? - Talk to me, tell me. 859 00:58:35,510 --> 00:58:37,340 You give us four days... 860 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,260 ...I’ll get you a stone the size of a fucking home. I kid you not. 861 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:42,680 What do you think, Errol? 862 00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:46,180 I think we should drip-dry them, while we got the chance. 863 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:48,640 It was a rhetorical question, Errol. 864 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:51,520 What have I told you about thinking? 865 00:58:52,150 --> 00:58:54,320 - You got 48 hours. - Yeah. 866 00:58:54,530 --> 00:58:57,860 You can keep that silly, fat wanker. The lads can't lift him. 867 00:58:58,070 --> 00:58:59,320 Forty-eight hours. 868 00:58:59,610 --> 00:59:01,030 After that it's your family... 869 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,120 ...and the pigs finish what the dogs don't do. 870 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:10,500 So, what should I call you? Should I call you "Bullet"? "Tooth"? 871 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:12,380 Call me "Susan" if it makes you happy. 872 00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:16,050 Tony, there is a man I'd like you to find. 873 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:19,970 That depends on all the elements in the equation. How many are there? 874 00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:21,260 Forty thousand. 875 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,760 Where was he last seen? 876 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,640 At a bookies. 877 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,560 Bookies? 878 00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:33,690 Pass us the blower, Susi. 879 00:59:37,690 --> 00:59:40,820 - Bookies got blagged last night. - Blagged? Speak English. 880 00:59:41,030 --> 00:59:45,780 This country spawned the language, and nobody seems to speak it. 881 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,410 Blagged, robbed. 882 00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:50,000 We'll see a man that may know something. 883 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:52,000 I need a gun. 884 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,340 You don't, Rosebud, me old son. You need me. 885 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,220 I got fucking black ink all over fuck boy. 886 01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:02,550 He's stained for fucking life. 887 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,510 That and the golden teeth as well. Fucking hell... 888 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,100 All right, Mullet? 889 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,810 How you doing? You all right, mate? 890 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,940 Nice tie. 891 01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:17,900 I heard you weren't about that much. 892 01:00:18,070 --> 01:00:21,320 Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins. 893 01:00:21,950 --> 01:00:23,740 Unlike yours, Mullet. 894 01:00:24,450 --> 01:00:26,070 Who blagged Brick Top's bookies? 895 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,620 - Do me a favour, Tone. - I will do you a favour, Mullet. 896 01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:33,620 I'll not bash the fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends. 897 01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:38,090 Going to make it worth my while, mate? Jesus, you know how it is, man. 898 01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:43,970 Comfortable, Mullet? 899 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,260 It's sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. 900 01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:50,310 Now, you take all the time you want, mate. 901 01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,600 What the fuck you doing, Tone? 902 01:00:52,810 --> 01:00:55,440 Driving down the street with your head in my window. 903 01:00:56,270 --> 01:00:59,690 - What you think I'm doing? - Well, don't, Tone. 904 01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:02,780 You been using dog shit for toothpaste? 905 01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:04,280 Slow down, Tone. 906 01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:06,620 Slow down, Tony! 907 01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:09,410 I don't think so. I think I'll speed up. 908 01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:12,950 Play some music if you like. 909 01:01:14,830 --> 01:01:16,210 I love this track. 910 01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:20,090 I want to know who blagged Brick Top's bookies. 911 01:01:20,630 --> 01:01:21,800 Yes, Mullet? 912 01:01:22,090 --> 01:01:27,300 I think it's two black guys that work from a pawnshop in Smith Street. 913 01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:29,350 Better not be telling me porky pies. 914 01:01:29,510 --> 01:01:35,140 I tell you, it's two black guys work out of a pawnshop on Smith Street. 915 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:37,770 It's very effective, Tony. 916 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:40,070 It's not too subtle, but effective. 917 01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:43,110 Are we taking him with us? 918 01:01:52,410 --> 01:01:53,540 It's the Russian. 919 01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:55,710 A Russian? 920 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,540 To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian. 921 01:01:58,790 --> 01:02:03,340 Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing with those sneaky Russian dogs. 922 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,840 - Give me a name. - Yurinov. 923 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,470 Boris. 924 01:02:07,970 --> 01:02:09,550 - Boris The Blade? - Yeah. 925 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,680 As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger? 926 01:02:14,180 --> 01:02:16,640 Why do they call him The Bullet-Dodger? 927 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,980 Because he dodges bullets, Avi. 928 01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:24,860 He won't fight unless we buy his mum a caravan... 929 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:26,700 ...and you nicked all our savings. 930 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:31,200 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again? 931 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:36,040 He's a stubborn bastard. He said he's got to look after his mum. 932 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,620 - Are you taking the piss? - What can I do? 933 01:02:38,830 --> 01:02:41,040 I can't make him do it, can I? 934 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:44,420 You're not much good to me alive are you, Turkish? 935 01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:53,470 He's a useless shite, that boy. Punish him for me, Errol. 936 01:02:54,770 --> 01:02:57,060 I want that pikey to fight. 937 01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:24,750 Brick Top thought smashing up our arcade... 938 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,050 ...might help me to persuade Mickey to fight. 939 01:03:29,220 --> 01:03:31,010 And if that wasn't enough... 940 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:34,180 ...he thought it would be a good idea... 941 01:03:34,350 --> 01:03:36,930 ...to burn Mickey's mum's caravan. 942 01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:40,140 While she was asleep in it. 943 01:04:37,330 --> 01:04:39,450 Turkish, get your arse up. 944 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000 You lot... 945 01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:44,210 ...follow me and I'll fucking shoot you. 946 01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:48,130 Calm down, son. Behave yourself. 947 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:52,340 I've got the gun, son. I think it's you who should behave. 948 01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:54,050 What? 949 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:57,180 You want to see if I've got the minerals? 950 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:17,120 Jesus. 951 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,950 Sorry, Mickey. 952 01:05:19,990 --> 01:05:21,660 Did you do it? 953 01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:28,250 Then what are you sorry for? 954 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,960 - What are you two doing here? - Come back! 955 01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:35,050 - You got some tars on you. - Fuck off, Darren. 956 01:05:35,970 --> 01:05:37,340 Fuck off! 957 01:05:44,350 --> 01:05:46,440 How silly do I feel? 958 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,650 His mum is still smoking next to us... 959 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:51,940 ...and I'm asking him to fight. 960 01:05:52,860 --> 01:05:56,030 I'll do the fight before he causes any more carnage. 961 01:05:56,570 --> 01:05:58,370 And if he'd said no... 962 01:05:58,530 --> 01:06:00,950 ...it could've been a shite sight worse. 963 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:15,420 Russians. 964 01:06:15,630 --> 01:06:17,130 I should've known. 965 01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:21,260 Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts. 966 01:06:21,470 --> 01:06:23,560 What do you know about this goyim? 967 01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:25,810 Ex-KGB cancer. 968 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,770 He was a highly trained undercover agent. 969 01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:31,230 He'll be impossible to track down. 970 01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:33,270 Yeah. 971 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,900 There's a strange man who wants to sell us an 84-carat stone. 972 01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:39,660 - Where's he from? - I don't know. Hard to tell. 973 01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:41,450 He's got a thick Russian accent. 974 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:58,470 Well, what was I supposed to do? He set the dogs on me. Look. 975 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:02,220 That sneaky Russian! No wonder he didn't want to do it. 976 01:07:02,430 --> 01:07:05,350 First things first. One of us... 977 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:10,480 ...Tyrone, you go to the Russian's. The second you see him, call us. 978 01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,150 Now. 979 01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:21,280 He's a right handful, this fella, so watch out. 980 01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:24,990 I hate Russians. I'll take care of him. 981 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,870 All yours, Rosebud, old son. 982 01:07:27,870 --> 01:07:29,710 Not a problem. 983 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,170 Get me to a doctor. 984 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:36,210 Shoot that fuck! Then, get me to a doctor. 985 01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:38,380 Okay, but first we get the stone. 986 01:07:38,630 --> 01:07:40,800 First the stone. Then a doctor. 987 01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:43,890 And not just any doctor, boychik. A nice Jewish doctor. 988 01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:46,220 Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor! 989 01:07:50,350 --> 01:07:52,980 Get his keys and find out where the stone is. 990 01:07:53,230 --> 01:07:57,650 - I think you got something to tell us. - Take it easy, Rosebud. 991 01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:00,150 Do you want him to be able to talk or not? 992 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,780 What the fuck do you mean, replicas? 993 01:08:02,990 --> 01:08:06,660 They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is going to argue. 994 01:08:06,870 --> 01:08:09,540 I've got extra loud blanks, just in case. 995 01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:13,420 In case we have to deafen them to death? 996 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,170 - Yeah. - Boris is here. 997 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:24,510 - We're coming over. Hold him there. - Hold on! 998 01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:25,850 He's not on his own! 999 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:33,310 We're off. 1000 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,440 Very industrious for a Cossack. 1001 01:08:48,870 --> 01:08:51,500 Sneaky fucking Russian. 1002 01:08:55,170 --> 01:08:56,210 So, where is he? 1003 01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:59,130 It's not just he. Three fellas went in the house. 1004 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:02,340 - They locked Boris in the car. - Why didn't you tell us that? 1005 01:09:03,970 --> 01:09:05,140 Did they look hard? 1006 01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:06,640 They looked messy. 1007 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,640 - Let's get out of here. - What about the Russian? 1008 01:09:09,890 --> 01:09:11,720 I want you to bury him. 1009 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:13,310 All right. 1010 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:17,230 I think we should get you a new gun. 1011 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:19,150 But this time, try it. 1012 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,610 How far to the Russian's? 1013 01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:23,400 Be there in a minute. 1014 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:31,790 - Come on, then. - No, no, not so fast, Vinny. 1015 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000 We can't take them now. We're going to have to follow them. 1016 01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:39,130 You shouldn't drink that stuff, anyway. 1017 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,960 Why? What's wrong with it? 1018 01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:44,130 - It's not in sync with evolution. - Shut up. 1019 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:45,760 How do we get rid of him? 1020 01:09:45,970 --> 01:09:48,430 - Do you want to shoot him? - It's a little noisy. 1021 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,680 - Do you want to stab him? - That's a little cold-blooded. 1022 01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:55,350 - Do you want to kill him or not? - I'll cut him. I got a blade. 1023 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,980 That's the spirit. 1024 01:09:57,190 --> 01:09:58,690 Do they fire? 1025 01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:00,190 Of course they fire. 1026 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,610 But how do you know? They're replicas. 1027 01:10:02,780 --> 01:10:04,780 What do you know about replicas? 1028 01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:11,080 What the fuck are you doing, Solomon? 1029 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,490 You wanted to know whether they worked. 1030 01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:18,630 I didn't mean try it in the car, Sol, you arsehole! 1031 01:10:18,790 --> 01:10:21,380 What are you going to do with that, pick his teeth? 1032 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:25,300 Wipe the butter off and put it away. There's a proper blade back there. 1033 01:10:25,470 --> 01:10:28,890 Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. 1034 01:10:29,090 --> 01:10:31,600 Before, they were running around mad as lorries. 1035 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:35,770 The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet. 1036 01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:39,060 Well, fuck me, Tommy. What have you been reading? 1037 01:10:39,230 --> 01:10:41,190 Let me do you a favour. 1038 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,320 Whoops. 1039 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:48,990 You. Want a knife? 1040 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,370 No, not me. I wouldn't know what to do. 1041 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:53,790 It's a knife, for God's sake. 1042 01:10:53,990 --> 01:10:56,080 What's kept your fork company all these years? 1043 01:10:56,290 --> 01:10:59,870 The sharp side, a blunt side. What do you want, a lesson? 1044 01:11:22,230 --> 01:11:23,400 Is that Boris? 1045 01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,960 Oh, Tyrone, what have you done? 1046 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,800 What about Rosebud? 1047 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,800 Well, you can bring him with you if you like. 1048 01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:52,640 But which bit would you like? 1049 01:11:57,140 --> 01:11:58,220 They're getting out. 1050 01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:01,440 Get down and follow them. 1051 01:12:01,690 --> 01:12:03,690 Cover yourself up, Avi. 1052 01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:05,270 You're making a scene. 1053 01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,110 I'm sorry for causing a scene, Tony. 1054 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:11,450 Whoa, you are not taking that dog with you, Vince. 1055 01:12:11,610 --> 01:12:13,320 I can't leave him in here, can I? 1056 01:12:20,410 --> 01:12:22,420 Pint of the black stuff, landlord. 1057 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:27,960 I thought you wanted to get cleaned up. Bathroom's back there. 1058 01:12:28,170 --> 01:12:31,920 - He's left the door open. - Shouldn't think that's a good idea. 1059 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:33,590 Should we go in? 1060 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,260 I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. 1061 01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:41,560 Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. 1062 01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:45,270 He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts. 1063 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,440 I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts. 1064 01:12:48,650 --> 01:12:52,400 I want a gun that works, and I'm going to tell him. 1065 01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:56,660 My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. 1066 01:12:56,950 --> 01:13:00,620 Well, come on then, before "zee" Germans get here. 1067 01:13:00,830 --> 01:13:03,120 You just tell him who's in charge. 1068 01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:10,340 Boris... 1069 01:13:15,340 --> 01:13:16,840 You certainly told him. 1070 01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:25,900 The Drowning Trout. 1071 01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:30,650 Come and pick us up. And Doug... 1072 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:33,400 ...sharpish. 1073 01:13:53,590 --> 01:13:56,470 I don't want a fuss or to put a bullet in your face... 1074 01:13:56,720 --> 01:14:00,350 ...but unless you give me what I want, there will be fucking murders. 1075 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,100 What's your name? 1076 01:14:04,980 --> 01:14:05,980 Shoot him. 1077 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:17,030 Let go of the gun! 1078 01:14:22,870 --> 01:14:26,290 So, you're obviously the big dick... 1079 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,920 ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. 1080 01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:33,050 There are two types of balls: 1081 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,760 There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. 1082 01:14:37,970 --> 01:14:40,470 These are your last words so make them a prayer. 1083 01:14:41,050 --> 01:14:43,310 Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... 1084 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,060 ...but they're not clever. 1085 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,650 They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. 1086 01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:53,820 And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... 1087 01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:57,320 ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... 1088 01:14:57,570 --> 01:15:01,070 ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. 1089 01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,410 There's no pussy here... 1090 01:15:05,330 --> 01:15:08,830 ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. 1091 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,250 Like a prick... 1092 01:15:12,210 --> 01:15:13,790 ...you're having second thoughts. 1093 01:15:14,590 --> 01:15:16,670 You're shrinking. 1094 01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:20,220 And your two little balls are shrinking with you. 1095 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:24,810 The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... 1096 01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:34,520 ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle.50"... 1097 01:15:37,190 --> 01:15:38,990 ...written on the side of mine... 1098 01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:45,660 ...should precipitate... 1099 01:15:46,830 --> 01:15:50,670 ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. 1100 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,040 Now... 1101 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,210 ...fuck off. 1102 01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:15,060 Lock the door. 1103 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,650 Lock it! 1104 01:16:22,530 --> 01:16:23,820 Give me the case. 1105 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:26,200 Fuck you. 1106 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,200 Shoot me. 1107 01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:30,660 I will. I'll shoot you. 1108 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,760 Pass me case or I shoot you. 1109 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,220 You know what? 1110 01:16:46,430 --> 01:16:47,560 Fuck you too. 1111 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:51,430 Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be doing me a favour, you Russian fuck. 1112 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,400 You! Drop guns. 1113 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:55,940 Fuck you! 1114 01:16:56,110 --> 01:16:58,150 You drop your gun! 1115 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,780 Okay. 1116 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:02,860 Avi... 1117 01:17:03,030 --> 01:17:04,200 ...pull your socks up! 1118 01:17:17,380 --> 01:17:21,010 - Tyrone? - Fuck it. We're out of here. 1119 01:17:22,130 --> 01:17:23,720 Give me case. 1120 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,650 Avi... 1121 01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:40,900 ...where's the case? - Put the gun away. 1122 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,150 What's Boris doing here? 1123 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,240 Boris, what are you doing here? 1124 01:17:47,450 --> 01:17:49,450 Fuck you! 1125 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,460 Where's the case? 1126 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,510 - You piece of crap. - Don't take the piss, Boris. 1127 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:05,930 I'll show you. 1128 01:18:09,470 --> 01:18:11,060 Fuck you! 1129 01:18:14,770 --> 01:18:16,890 Almost had it. 1130 01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:18,940 For fuck's sake. 1131 01:18:23,530 --> 01:18:25,190 Fuck you and all. 1132 01:18:26,780 --> 01:18:29,530 You lucky bastard. 1133 01:18:35,370 --> 01:18:37,790 Jeez, it's flawless. 1134 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:41,250 Don't get attached to it. It's going to Brick Top. 1135 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:42,710 Leave the dog here. 1136 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:47,800 - Sol, why don't we just leave? - Because life's too short, Vincent... 1137 01:18:48,050 --> 01:18:50,890 ...and it'll get a lot shorter if Brick Top wishes. 1138 01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:54,390 - Now leave that dog here. - I'm going to leave the dog here. 1139 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,730 Don't worry about it! 1140 01:18:55,890 --> 01:18:59,600 And if that pikey mutt does any damage, you're going to pay. 1141 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,480 It's okay. 1142 01:19:03,230 --> 01:19:05,070 Sit down. Down. 1143 01:19:10,070 --> 01:19:13,120 I don't want to go in there. You'll never see me again. 1144 01:19:13,370 --> 01:19:15,620 Well, we won't if you don't. 1145 01:19:16,410 --> 01:19:18,460 All right, you give me the stone... 1146 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:22,590 ...and I will give it to Brick Top. Yeah? 1147 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:26,960 All right. Give me a minute. It's a bit fiddly. 1148 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,090 Why is it down there? 1149 01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:36,060 Well, I put it down there in case we got mugged. 1150 01:19:36,430 --> 01:19:38,180 You isn't from this planet, are you? 1151 01:19:38,350 --> 01:19:42,270 Who is going to mug two black fellas holding pistols... 1152 01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:46,280 ...sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt? 1153 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:52,910 Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle.50. 1154 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,620 What have they got to do with anything? 1155 01:19:55,830 --> 01:19:58,120 They're both staring straight at me. 1156 01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:05,460 You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. 1157 01:20:05,630 --> 01:20:06,960 Now, out of the car. 1158 01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:09,470 And leave your water pistols behind. 1159 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:14,010 Look, just tell him the stone's back at the office. 1160 01:20:14,300 --> 01:20:15,810 I'll think of something. 1161 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,730 Why's he sweating? 1162 01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:24,980 Oh, never mind. 1163 01:20:25,190 --> 01:20:27,940 Tommy, why is your skin leaking? 1164 01:20:28,110 --> 01:20:32,280 - I'm a little worried, actually. - Worried about what? 1165 01:20:32,820 --> 01:20:36,700 What happens if the gypsy knocks the other man out? 1166 01:20:36,950 --> 01:20:38,990 I mean, he's done it before, hasn't he? 1167 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:43,290 We get murdered before we leave the building, and we get fed to the pigs. 1168 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:47,960 I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in fucking anxiety. 1169 01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:53,800 Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the pikey. 1170 01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:56,300 Don't think I haven't thunk about that one. 1171 01:20:56,510 --> 01:21:00,180 It's his mum's funeral tonight. God bless her. 1172 01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:05,860 You know those gypsies like a drink at a wake. 1173 01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:09,530 I'm not worried about whether Mickey knocks the other man out. 1174 01:21:09,690 --> 01:21:12,860 I'm worried about whether he makes it to the fourth round. 1175 01:21:13,030 --> 01:21:15,820 What if he doesn't make it to the fourth round? 1176 01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:18,280 We get murdered before leaving the building... 1177 01:21:18,490 --> 01:21:21,700 ...and I imagine we get fed to the pigs. 1178 01:21:23,870 --> 01:21:25,880 So why are you so calm? 1179 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,210 - I said... - I heard what you said, Tommy! 1180 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,670 It's not as though we've got a choice, now, is it? 1181 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,840 You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy... 1182 01:21:36,090 --> 01:21:40,560 ...and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. 1183 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:44,390 Bollocks! I'm going for a walk. 1184 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:25,940 Oh, that fucking dog! 1185 01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:28,900 Go on, get the dog. 1186 01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:33,070 - It's a bit funky in here, isn't it? - Open a window. 1187 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,490 You people live like animals. 1188 01:22:43,950 --> 01:22:45,660 Now, where's the stone? 1189 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,120 - Come on, where is it? - It's over here. 1190 01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:51,460 - Where? Where? - I left it in a box. 1191 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,800 It's empty. 1192 01:22:57,970 --> 01:23:01,100 I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible. 1193 01:23:01,970 --> 01:23:04,140 No, I'm being serious! 1194 01:23:04,310 --> 01:23:06,980 The dog. The dog must have ate it. 1195 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:13,980 Now then, let's have a look, shall we? Tony. 1196 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,990 - What? - Look in the dog. 1197 01:23:19,450 --> 01:23:22,410 - You mean, "look in the dog"? - I mean, open him up. 1198 01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:30,000 It's not a tin of baked beans. What do you mean, open him up? 1199 01:23:30,170 --> 01:23:32,210 You know what I mean. 1200 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,840 That's a bit strong. 1201 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:38,920 I don't know about this. 1202 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,140 No, you can't do this. 1203 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:46,310 It's fucking squeaking! 1204 01:23:46,470 --> 01:23:50,560 You never heard a dog squeak before? Give me that goddamn gun! 1205 01:23:53,150 --> 01:23:54,820 I'm shooting the dog! 1206 01:24:03,070 --> 01:24:04,830 Shoot the fucking dog! 1207 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:18,340 You sneaky fucking bastard. 1208 01:24:30,270 --> 01:24:31,350 Thank God for that. 1209 01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:45,070 I hate fucking dogs! Come on, Tony. 1210 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:49,750 Tony, come on! 1211 01:24:58,050 --> 01:24:59,300 Tony? 1212 01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:14,390 - Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England. 1213 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:20,820 That dog is going to go back to the campsite. It always does. 1214 01:25:21,110 --> 01:25:23,240 How's the dog going to find the campsite? 1215 01:25:23,450 --> 01:25:25,530 Have you smelled the campsite, Sol? 1216 01:25:25,740 --> 01:25:28,910 All right. But we have to wait until it gets light. 1217 01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,080 And we have to get rid of these bodies. 1218 01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:34,620 That one with the tea cosy on his head's starting to stink. 1219 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:40,000 Right. Let's stick them in the car, and then go and look for a pig farm. 1220 01:25:43,170 --> 01:25:44,510 Mickey. 1221 01:25:46,590 --> 01:25:47,760 Mickey! 1222 01:25:50,430 --> 01:25:52,270 You feeling all right, Mickey? 1223 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,270 Need a drink. 1224 01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:00,360 You can't give him a drink! 1225 01:26:00,650 --> 01:26:02,650 It's not for him. It's for me. 1226 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,280 Ah, mates. Amen. 1227 01:26:17,170 --> 01:26:21,710 He's a hard bastard, this Good Night Anderson, so pay attention. 1228 01:26:22,670 --> 01:26:24,050 All right, Mickey? 1229 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,180 Mickey! 1230 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,470 Need to have a shite! 1231 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:38,020 If you see the pikey, Turkish or his girlfriend come out before me... 1232 01:26:38,190 --> 01:26:40,690 ...shoot the bastards. 1233 01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:45,490 Well, come on. We got a fight to go to. 1234 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:53,990 All right, Tom. 1235 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:58,620 - Hope we get a better show this time. - This will make up for it. 1236 01:26:58,830 --> 01:27:01,540 Mickey's going down in the fourth. 1237 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,340 Terry over there is in charge of the bets. 1238 01:27:04,590 --> 01:27:06,130 Now, you have to forgive me. 1239 01:27:06,340 --> 01:27:09,090 I'll forgive you if he goes down this time. 1240 01:27:12,350 --> 01:27:15,350 - Our lads at the campsite? - They're over there now. 1241 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:20,900 I fucking hate pikeys. 1242 01:27:22,690 --> 01:27:26,740 - How long have we got to stay here? - As long as it takes. Now, shut up. 1243 01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:29,780 Fucking hate pikeys. 1244 01:27:30,910 --> 01:27:32,910 Is he fucking stoned? 1245 01:27:33,410 --> 01:27:35,410 He's like that before a fight. 1246 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,080 Do you know when you're going down? 1247 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:40,870 Of course he knows when he's going down. 1248 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:45,380 Fuck-face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? 1249 01:27:45,590 --> 01:27:48,220 Fuck-face? I like that one, Errol. 1250 01:27:48,420 --> 01:27:50,880 I'll remember that next time I climb off your mum. 1251 01:27:51,090 --> 01:27:54,430 - Not now. - Going to be a tragedy of a fight. 1252 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,560 Be a nice one. Hell of a way to war. 1253 01:27:57,770 --> 01:27:59,270 And they're none of yours. 1254 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:04,440 There's a camp full of pikeys that might not think you're so funny. 1255 01:28:04,650 --> 01:28:08,070 Not when they're putting out flames on their children's backs. 1256 01:28:09,490 --> 01:28:11,450 Now get up and have a fucking fight. 1257 01:28:17,450 --> 01:28:20,960 Three rounds and you're a vegetable, aren't you, pikey! 1258 01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:14,510 I'm in charge here. No fucking about, no eye-gouging. 1259 01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:16,890 Do your worst. Let's get it on! 1260 01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:51,420 What the fuck's going on? You going to finish him or what? 1261 01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:35,420 Talk about saved by the bell. 1262 01:30:35,970 --> 01:30:39,510 Do you understand the consequences of knocking that man out? 1263 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:42,010 Do not knock him out, Mickey. 1264 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:50,360 All right, let's break it up. 1265 01:31:24,350 --> 01:31:25,810 What, is he fucking deaf? 1266 01:31:27,230 --> 01:31:29,020 What is he doing? 1267 01:31:44,790 --> 01:31:46,160 Come on and sit. 1268 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:50,920 What the fuck are you doing, Mickey? 1269 01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:53,250 You're dancing like a fairy. 1270 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:56,170 They'll hang us if they think it's rigged. 1271 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,090 Get out there and hurt him. 1272 01:32:00,470 --> 01:32:05,390 But for fuck's sake, do not knock him out. 1273 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:28,600 All he's got to do is stay down. 1274 01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:35,350 Now, we are fucked. 1275 01:33:43,610 --> 01:33:44,610 He can't stand up. 1276 01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:45,820 We're out of here. 1277 01:33:45,990 --> 01:33:51,040 Stupid pikey knows Brick Top's got keen-to-kill monkeys with shotguns... 1278 01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:53,460 ...sitting outside his campsite. 1279 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:58,920 Once the campsite's wiped out, I know it's going to be the same for us. 1280 01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:03,420 Ever cross the road and look the wrong way? 1281 01:34:03,630 --> 01:34:05,090 Give me that fucking shooter! 1282 01:34:05,300 --> 01:34:07,840 And, hey, presto, there's a car nearly on you. 1283 01:34:08,050 --> 01:34:09,220 So, what do you do? 1284 01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,890 Something very silly. 1285 01:34:12,270 --> 01:34:15,140 You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before you... 1286 01:34:15,390 --> 01:34:17,980 ...because you're too scared to think. 1287 01:34:18,150 --> 01:34:21,320 You just freeze and pull a stupid face. 1288 01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:23,780 But the pikey didn't. Why? 1289 01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:26,820 Because he had plans on running the car over. 1290 01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:31,330 It had previously occurred to me... 1291 01:34:31,620 --> 01:34:34,540 ...that he'd taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. 1292 01:34:38,290 --> 01:34:41,090 For every action, there is a reaction. 1293 01:34:41,670 --> 01:34:43,210 And a pikey reaction... 1294 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:45,260 ...is quite a fucking thing. 1295 01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:29,340 Pete, talk to me. 1296 01:35:29,550 --> 01:35:33,180 If you want your friend to hear you, talk a lot louder than that. 1297 01:35:42,060 --> 01:35:45,730 - Give me that fucking shooter. - I'll give you your shooter, you cunt. 1298 01:35:53,700 --> 01:35:57,410 That is when I thought the pikey had money riding on himself. 1299 01:35:58,410 --> 01:36:01,920 That's why the bastard never goes down when he's supposed to. 1300 01:36:03,710 --> 01:36:05,420 We've been tucked up... 1301 01:36:07,090 --> 01:36:08,760 ...while he's been cleaning up. 1302 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,430 We're worse off now than when we started. 1303 01:36:18,930 --> 01:36:21,440 The next day we went to the campsite... 1304 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,770 ...but the gypsies had disappeared during the night. 1305 01:36:24,980 --> 01:36:26,980 Which was probably a good thing... 1306 01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:31,490 ...considering they'd just buried 12 people somewhere in the area. 1307 01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:33,320 Where is he? 1308 01:36:33,530 --> 01:36:35,780 He isn't fucking here, that's for sure. 1309 01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:40,040 We can't ask a man to fight for us if we can't find him, can we? 1310 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:43,580 You won't find a pikey that doesn't want to be found. 1311 01:36:45,460 --> 01:36:48,710 He could be in a campsite in Kampu-fucking-chea by now. 1312 01:36:50,300 --> 01:36:52,130 Bollocks! Come on. 1313 01:36:57,390 --> 01:37:00,560 - What you doing here? - What's it got to do with you? 1314 01:37:04,060 --> 01:37:06,230 So, what you doing here? 1315 01:37:13,820 --> 01:37:17,080 I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem? 1316 01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:19,660 What's in the car? 1317 01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,790 Seats and a steering wheel. 1318 01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:24,460 What do you know about gypsies? 1319 01:37:26,210 --> 01:37:28,210 I know they're not to be trusted. 1320 01:37:30,260 --> 01:37:33,010 All right, get your dog. On your way. 1321 01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:35,340 Get the dog, Tommy. 1322 01:37:37,430 --> 01:37:38,720 The dog. 1323 01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:44,560 All right, boy. Come on. Come on, Daisy. No, Daisy! 1324 01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:47,360 He loves that dog. 1325 01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:49,360 Always playing silly games. 1326 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:53,030 Stop messing about and get it in the car. Tommy! 1327 01:37:55,610 --> 01:37:59,580 Good boy. Good boy. Good boy, Daisy, good boy. 1328 01:38:10,380 --> 01:38:11,880 Could you tell me... 1329 01:38:12,050 --> 01:38:15,380 ...why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot? 1330 01:38:16,050 --> 01:38:17,050 Hey, George... 1331 01:38:18,390 --> 01:38:20,600 ...is that a tea cosy on his head? 1332 01:38:23,980 --> 01:38:26,480 Oh, you love a dog, don't you, Tommy? 1333 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:38,910 Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog. 1334 01:38:39,120 --> 01:38:42,410 I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. 1335 01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:45,500 I couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. 1336 01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:49,170 The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy... 1337 01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:52,750 ...and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach. 1338 01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:55,800 It's quite amazing what can happen in a week. 1339 01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:58,180 Still didn't shut it up, though. 1340 01:38:59,090 --> 01:39:00,760 So, what do you do? 1341 01:39:00,930 --> 01:39:04,060 You go see the man that knows about these sort of things. 1342 01:39:04,270 --> 01:39:05,930 So, what do you think? 1343 01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:09,850 Do you know anyone who'd be interested? 1344 01:39:14,650 --> 01:39:15,650 I might. 1345 01:39:16,305 --> 01:40:16,412 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn