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I... I really don't
need to wear one.

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What?

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Yeah. I tested
negative, and, um...

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I've got this
unbelievable control.

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Ahem. Excuse me.

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Excuse me.
Up, up, up.

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What?
Something wrong?

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No. No, that was great.

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I had a really
nice night.

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Did-Did I
miss something?

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Nope, nothing.
You didn't miss anything.

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Nothing.

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Look...

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I'll-I'll-
I'll wear one.

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I'll happily wear one.

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But I just gotta
tell you right now it's...

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it's just... it's not
going to be as good.

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It's not going
to be as...

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I feel like I know you.

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I feel like I can
be honest with you.

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Yeah. Um... you should really
ignore all those feelings.

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Can I call you?

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No.

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Is that a real no
or a...

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No, you should
consider that a...

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hard no.

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Hey, Ma, do me a favor.

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Don't ever fix me up again.

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I'm sitting

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Sitting in a boat all day

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I been thinkin'

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Thinkin' what I might say

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I been lookin'

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Over the top of that hill

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And I been battlin'

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Battlin' with my will

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I got somethin'
to say to you

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Yeah, I got something I want
you to show me how to do

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'Cause I'm hungry, Lord

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The lake is full

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Show me how to catch a fish

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I don't know
what happened.

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Somewhere along the way,
I screwed up.

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Either in high school
or college

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or my early twenties.

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I mean, you know, I really
thought, hey, this is a snap.

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I like men. Men like me.

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But then somewhere
in the last year or so,

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I just... I've just gotten
so screwed up.

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This might not make
any sense to you, Darce.

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I mean,
you've been married

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since you got
out of college.

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I was born married,
baby.

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But I think I'm finally
coming to realize

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I like being single,
you know?

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Love being
self-sufficient.

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And I truly believe

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that this is
my nature, you know?

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So what I'm
going to do is

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I'm just taking myself
out of the game.

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Put my mother
out of her misery,

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put me
out of my misery.

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Why are you looking
at me like that?

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Sorry. Let me
understand this.

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So if Sam
asked you out-

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Darcy! Shh!

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You would just say,
"No, Sam."

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What are you doing?
He works here!

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Do you want him
to hear you?

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Sam. Sam.

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Shut up.

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Sam. Sam.

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Shut up. Shut up.

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Oh, hit me. Hit me.
I love it, Sam.

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Oh, God. You are
unbelievable.

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Okay, kids.

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Gulden's mustard has traditionally been
the number two mustard in America.

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What the Gulden's people are
looking for is increased sampling.

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They're convinced that if they can
get people to try their product,

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they'll keep on using it.

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Three other agencies
in addition to ours

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have been invited to participate
in the review.

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The pitch is on Friday...

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and we don't leave this room
until we're solid on a concept.

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You have
a good night now.

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Yeah, you, too.

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Ahem. Um...

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Didn't Cindy Crawford
graduate second in her class?

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Did Cindy Crawford
graduate?

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I think she did.
Second in her class.

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In biochemistry, I think.

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Excuse me?

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Please. My friend-
my colleague-is having an epiphany.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Um, I'll...

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I'll, uh, I'll give you
the print first.

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Um, okay. Big picture
of Cindy Crawford.

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Already
this is good.

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The headline reads "If you
never gave number two a try,

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think what
you'd be missing."

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In comes a picture of Cindy,

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and beneath that,
a little log line that says,

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"Cindy Crawford graduated
second from Podunk University,

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a B.S. In biochemistry."

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Then on the facing page,
a beauty shot of Gulden's mustard.

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And beneath that
in big letters,

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"Gulden's mustard. Number two,
and that ain't bad."

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That was impressive.

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I have to tell you.

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I could hardly keep
my legs together.

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You were so...

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Darce?

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I want that.

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Well, we all want that.

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No, I mean I want that.
You know what I mean?

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I want a billboard in the middle
of Times Square, okay?

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I want... I want
a commercial

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in the middle of
the Academy Awards,

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and I want a 10-page
layout in Vanity Fair.

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And that's...
that's what I want.

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Yeah, me, too.

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God, we're shallow.

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Argh!

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Ha ha ha!

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I am making money

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I am loaded

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Well, your day
is coming soon.

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They're going to give you
an account of your own

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and a window
and some new furniture.

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My furniture.
I like old furniture.

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Anyway, let me tell you
why I'm really here.

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Oh, I know
why you're here.

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I've been going over
my expense report,

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and, uh,
I want to let you know,

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in case anyone from
accounting should ask,

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that I had dinner with you
on the ninth, on the 11th,

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a humdinger on the 23rd,

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and a light lunch
yesterday, okay?

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You know, I think I would really
feel a lot better about this

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if we actually did
have dinner onetime.

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I can't have dinner
with you, Kate.

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You know that.

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I do?

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Yes. Of course you do.

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Do I know why?

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Yes, you know why.
We both know why.

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You're simply...
too nice.

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I think you're mistaken
about that, Sam.

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I'm not.

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I can be a bad girl,
Sam.

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Not bad enough for me,
Kate.

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Oh, really?

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Truly.

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Uh!

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Yes.

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Okay.

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All right. All right.
Let's get down to business-

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The business of servicing this
multimillion-dollar account.

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Our account executive
in charge-

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Darcy O'Neil.

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Yes!

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Whoo!

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My girl!

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And our creative team
is going to be headed up

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by my good friend Sela here.

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She has asked-She has asked
for Dominic, Nancy, and Jim to assist.

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Kate. Kate.

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Look, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be rude.

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I just want to get
my resume Xeroxed

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before all this
healthy rage wears off.

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Kate.

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Kate? Look, Kate.

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Look, I brought you to this agency,
and I'm glad I did.

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I know you conceived
that campaign.

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Let me talk to Mercer.
In fact, I'll get us a meeting

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where the both of us
could talk to him.

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Kate, I'm going to
talk to him. I am.

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You have that wedding
this weekend, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay, then.
Just do me a favor

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and please let me try
and make this right.

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Enjoy the weekend.

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I'll see you bright
and early on Monday, okay?

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Sure.

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You see that one
at Libby's station?

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She's marrying
a chiropodist.

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God's no fool.

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He gave her bad feet
for a reason.

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No. You know, maybe
that's my problem.

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Maybe I'm just
too damned healthy.

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I'm serious.
I bet there's an ob-gyn out there

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who's just waiting for me to come
walking into his office, you know?

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That would explain all those
damn yeast infections,

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don't you think?

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Don't be a smart ass,
and watch your mouth.

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This is a place
of business.

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You know who I met
at the supermarket the other day?

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Who?

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Mark Mclntyre. Whatever
happened with him, hmm?

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He's gay, Ma.

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So?

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Oh.

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Well, what are you
making faces?

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You think I don't know
I sound neurotic?

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I know.
I can hear myself.

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I'd like a grandchild.

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So...

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Shoot me.

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All right, Ma.
Well, you'll be happy to know

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I'm looking into
getting some eggs frozen.

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Wonderful. I can tell everyone
I'm having a grandsicle, hmm?

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Ha ha! Oh, come on, now.
That was good.

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Well, it was cute.
It was definitely clever.

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Okay. Any idea what we're planning
up here with these rollers?

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Well, for once I want your hair
out of your eyes.

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I want your eyes and your
ears open at this wedding.

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A wedding is a wonderful
place to meet new people.

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As the power vested in me
by the state of New York,

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I now pronounce you, Sajit,
and you, Susan, as man and wife.

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You may kiss the bride, please.

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<i>K.C. & The Sunshine Band:
Do a little dance</i>

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<i>Make a little love</i>

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<i>Get down tonight</i>

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<i>Do a little dance</i>

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<i>Make a little love</i>

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<i>Get down tonight</i>

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<i>Get down, get down,
get down, get down</i>

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<i>Get down tonight, baby</i>

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<i>Woowoowoowoo
woowoowoowoo</i>

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<i>Get down, get down,
get down, get down</i>

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<i>Get down tonight, baby</i>

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<i>Nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah</i>

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Oh. Hi.

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Hi.

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Hello.
How are you?

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Hello.

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Woman Over P A: Hello, everybody.

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Thank you all for coming
and for being a part of

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this very special
wedding celebration.

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Sajit and I really wanted today
to be unique.

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One new thing.

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Uh, in the center of each table,

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you'll find a Polaroid camera
and boxes of film.

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They're there because
we want all of you

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to be our wedding photographers.

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Feel free to keep any pictures
you want or give them to us

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or to other guests.

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Whoo!

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That's the idea.

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<i>Dion: Yeah, I should have known it
from the very start</i>

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<i>This girl will leave me
with a broken heart</i>

254
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<i>Now listen people
what I'm telling you</i>

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<i>A- keep away
from a Runaround Sue</i>

256
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:46,113
<i>Yeah, I miss her lips
and the smile on her face</i>

257
00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:48,574
<i>The touch of her hair
and this girl's warm embrace</i>

258
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:51,553
<i>So if you don't wanna cry
like I do</i>

259
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,443
<i>A- keep away
from a Runaround Sue</i>

260
00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,876
<i>Whoa...</i>

261
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:01,479
Susan's
single friend Kate?

262
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,687
Excuse me?

263
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,535
I'm sorry. I'm Nick.

264
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,975
I'm looking for Susan's
single friend Kate.

265
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,415
They told me they thought she
came out here.

266
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,337
Yeah. That's me.

267
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,777
Can I help you?

268
00:12:13,842 --> 00:12:15,632
Don't you think that's,
uh, kind of strange

269
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:17,324
that she only has
one friend?

270
00:12:20,564 --> 00:12:22,420
Ahem. Okay. Uh...
basically what I'm doing

271
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:25,782
is, uh, putting together a video
testimonial for Susan and Sajit.

272
00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:27,221
Just, you know,
all their friends

273
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,629
wishing them the best
of everything,

274
00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:32,079
eternal bliss, truckloads of happiness,
et cetera, et cetera.

275
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,430
Do you do this
for a living?

276
00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:34,872
Videotape weddings?
Yeah.

277
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:36,280
Bar mitzvahs, too.

278
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,202
But, uh, in this case
it's kind of strange

279
00:12:38,268 --> 00:12:40,122
because I'm also
Sajit's best friend,

280
00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:42,523
so I'm sort of
a working guest.

281
00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:43,963
You know,
pulling double duty.

282
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:44,923
Mm-hmm.

283
00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,845
All right. You're on.

284
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,766
Oh. Wow. That was fast.

285
00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:50,205
Um, okay.

286
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:53,087
Hi, Susan. Hi, Sajit.

287
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,843
Uh, congratulations.

288
00:12:54,913 --> 00:12:58,689
Just have a great time.
Call me when you get back, and, um...

289
00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:02,050
Oh, and if you see
a really big gift,

290
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,604
really expensive gift
with no card,

291
00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:06,051
it's mine.

292
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:07,491
My gift to you.

293
00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:08,931
Okay. Um, that's all.

294
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,294
So have a wonderful time,
and I'll see you when you get back.

295
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,253
Bye.

296
00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:19,497
Okay. Can... Can you
cut it now?

297
00:13:19,562 --> 00:13:22,985
Cut it.

298
00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:23,945
What?

299
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:24,905
Cut it.

300
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:25,920
Oh. I'm sorry.

301
00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:27,109
You've done
this before, huh?

302
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,074
Oh, yeah.

303
00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:32,867
Whoo!

304
00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:34,317
Well, so, uh, I gotta
get back inside.

305
00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,238
The bunny hop's coming up,
and I have to shoot that.

306
00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:37,198
Okay.

307
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:38,158
It's contractual.

308
00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:39,337
All right.

309
00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:40,554
Kate? Nick.

310
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,999
Good to meet you,
Nick.

311
00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:43,178
You bunny hop?

312
00:13:43,249 --> 00:13:44,395
No.

313
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:45,710
All right.
I'll see you later.

314
00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,524
You're horny, huh?

315
00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,216
Yeah, I hear you.

316
00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:04,534
Yeah!

317
00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:11,288
Yes!

318
00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:17,980
Okay!

319
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,886
All you single women...

320
00:14:21,952 --> 00:14:25,149
come on out here
and try to catch the bouquet!

321
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:26,591
You going
to go out there?

322
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:28,381
Uh-uh. I've been
married once. No, thanks.

323
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,343
Okay.

324
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:33,472
Get out there. Come on.
Yes, yes, yes. It'll be fun. Go.

325
00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:45,797
Ahem.

326
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:49,639
Okay. Just give me
the damn thing.

327
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:52,991
Oh, no, no.

328
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,685
<i>Captain And Tennille:
Love will keep us together</i>

329
00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:59,139
<i>Think of me, babe, whenever</i>

330
00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:02,693
<i>Some sweet-talking girl
comes along</i>

331
00:15:02,765 --> 00:15:04,489
<i>Singing a song</i>

332
00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,854
<i>Don't mess around,
you just gotta be strong</i>

333
00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,578
<i>Just stop</i>

334
00:15:09,648 --> 00:15:11,753
<i>'Cause I really love you</i>

335
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:12,938
<i>Stop</i>

336
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:15,147
<i>I've been thinking of you</i>

337
00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:21,620
<i>Look in my heart and let love
keep us together</i>

338
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,931
He's cute.

339
00:15:26,998 --> 00:15:28,373
So here's the deal.

340
00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:30,295
Mercer?
Yeah, he likes you,

341
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,262
but he's got a real point of view
about your career path.

342
00:15:33,336 --> 00:15:35,192
So just, you know,
let him get that out of the way,

343
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:36,151
and then-

344
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:37,592
All right. Just relax.

345
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:39,032
Trust me.

346
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,474
I'm a little nervous.

347
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,714
Hi.

348
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,156
- Hi.
- Hi, Mr. Mercer.

349
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,076
Thanks for taking
time to speak with me.

350
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:52,477
Not a problem.
Not a problem.

351
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:54,781
We're meeting some clients for lunch
downstairs in about 20 minutes,

352
00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:56,309
so I'm going to get right to
the point here, Katherine.

353
00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:57,847
Uh, Kate.

354
00:15:57,921 --> 00:16:01,118
Kate. Uh, you know, I think you're
doing a hell of a job for us, Kate.

355
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:04,001
And I'm sorry if your role at the agency
isn't all you hoped it would be,

356
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,955
but, uh, you know,
I suspect in time-

357
00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:08,028
What if I don't
want to wait?

358
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,475
Hey. It's me.

359
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,680
I mean, I think I'm
good at what I do.

360
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,139
Obviously
the clients agree.

361
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,735
I mean, otherwise we wouldn't be
landing all these accounts.

362
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:21,223
Um, let me tell you
a little story, okay?

363
00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,964
When I started out
in advertising-

364
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:24,566
We're talking
the early seventies here.

365
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,977
The long beard, long hair,
and all that stuff.

366
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:31,787
And like you, I felt that my talents and
my hard work weren't being appreciated.

367
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:34,668
Anyway, I finally get
my 10 minutes with the boss,

368
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:38,991
and he says to me, "Alan, in business
we dress for the job we want,

369
00:16:39,055 --> 00:16:42,154
not the job we have. Do you
really want to be the janitor? '

370
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,712
What do you want
to be, Kate?

371
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,447
I don't understand.

372
00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:52,370
Well, look at Darcy here.

373
00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:55,785
Now, you two are the same age,
but Darcy owns a home-

374
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,771
a home that, in my opinion,
she can't really afford-

375
00:16:57,846 --> 00:17:00,181
and that pleases me no end

376
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:03,030
because I know she's showing up
for work tomorrow.

377
00:17:03,096 --> 00:17:04,470
And this guy,

378
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:06,359
I co-signed the loan
on his Mercedes.

379
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,799
Happy to do it.

380
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:09,239
He's not going anywhere.

381
00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:10,200
Sela here...

382
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,121
Oh, yeah.
I've got it all:

383
00:17:12,186 --> 00:17:13,562
The husband,
the house,

384
00:17:13,627 --> 00:17:15,001
and the car
we can't afford.

385
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,857
Which brings us to you.

386
00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:19,259
Now, unlike anyone else
who works for me,

387
00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:21,977
you're the only person I know who lives
like they're still in college.

388
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:24,535
I mean, you're, uh, you know,
you're as free as a bird,

389
00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:25,752
which is fine...

390
00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:27,612
for you.

391
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,873
But I'm not about to
encourage you to develop

392
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:32,089
a relationship with one
of my largest clients

393
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:35,097
when I know there's nothing
keeping you from picking up

394
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,731
and going to work
for one of my competitors

395
00:17:36,803 --> 00:17:40,481
and maybe taking
my big client with you.

396
00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:45,756
Ahem.

397
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,740
Anybody care for a drink?

398
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,670
Shit. Shit.

399
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,387
Shit! Shit!
The world's shit!

400
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,792
Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!

401
00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:00,484
Shit.

402
00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:03,207
Oh, God. Ma'am, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I...

403
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,836
Oh, God.

404
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:06,795
Oh, shit.

405
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,236
Oh, God. Okay.

406
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:09,317
Okay.

407
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,634
Okay. Okay. Okay.

408
00:18:15,952 --> 00:18:20,077
Well, Mercer told me to tell you,
"Welcome to the team."

409
00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:21,870
What team?

410
00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:25,288
Uh, team Gulden's.
The Gulden's team.

411
00:18:25,364 --> 00:18:28,398
But I don't have a husband,
and I don't have a mortgage,

412
00:18:28,469 --> 00:18:31,536
and I don't have a car
manufactured by a goddamn Nazi.

413
00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:33,679
Oh, jeez,
wait a second.

414
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:37,199
You mean you're not
engaged to this guy?

415
00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:39,096
Oh, what are you
talking about?

416
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,819
Darcy,
what did you do?

417
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,832
What did you do?
What did you do?!

418
00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,248
Me? Nothing much.

419
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:46,901
I just got you 150 more a week
and a new job title.

420
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:48,179
You lied?!

421
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:49,968
Darcy, I earned
that promotion!

422
00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:51,611
I deserved
that promotion.

423
00:18:51,677 --> 00:18:53,433
Boy, are you in
the wrong profession.

424
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:55,837
We're in advertising, Kate.
I didn't lie. I sold.

425
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,563
Oh, God,
I got to sit down.

426
00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:59,836
I told him you were too proud
to mention it yourself.

427
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,010
They all said they want
to meet him, of course.

428
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,608
Oh, great. Oh, my God.

429
00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:06,103
That's my first chest pain.
That's my first official chest pain.

430
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,455
Oh, relax.

431
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,371
I mean, they don't really.
And by the way, if anyone asks,

432
00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:13,250
he lives in Boston, and he flies in
every Friday on the shuttle.

433
00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:14,691
Oh, Darcy!

434
00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:17,540
Well, he has to.
You're house hunting.

435
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,510
House hunting? I'm not even
married to the guy yet.

436
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:23,650
You will be... in March.
You wanted a spring wedding.

437
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,281
And also, I figure
it gives you 9 months

438
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:26,913
until you have
to break it off.

439
00:19:26,985 --> 00:19:29,026
And who knows? I could throw you
a little shower.

440
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,073
You could score
some pretty nice gifts.

441
00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:33,733
God, I can't believe you did this to me.
To me, your friend.

442
00:19:33,803 --> 00:19:35,626
Well, excuse me
for changing your life.

443
00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:37,766
I didn't do it to you,
I did it for you.

444
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:40,077
And only because I knew you'd never
work up the courage

445
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,511
to do it for yourself.

446
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,870
Courage? To what?
To lie?

447
00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,958
What about my work?
What about my talent?

448
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:46,906
What about my...

449
00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:48,647
What about
your integrity?

450
00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:50,402
Your Girl Scout
code of ethics?

451
00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:51,281
What?

452
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:55,829
Kate, you are a director of creative
affairs at Mercer Advertising.

453
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,284
I told a little fib
to get you the gig.

454
00:19:58,356 --> 00:19:59,566
So what?

455
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:02,191
That doesn't change
the fact that you deserve it.

456
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,148
Oh, by the way,

457
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,354
there's a reception for
the Gulden's people tomorrow night,

458
00:20:10,424 --> 00:20:12,433
and Mercer asked me
to ask you to be there.

459
00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:16,019
He also asked me
if you owned any nice dresses

460
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,294
he hadn't already
seen at work.

461
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:19,738
What does that mean?

462
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,073
It means
buy a new dress, Kate.

463
00:20:30,783 --> 00:20:32,027
What?

464
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:36,894
Hey, hey, hey!
Congratulations!

465
00:20:36,962 --> 00:20:39,231
Congratulations,
congratulations!

466
00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:41,600
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.

467
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,806
Hey, Jesus Christ, Kate.
You know, you're breaking my heart.

468
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,251
I never even
got my shot.

469
00:20:45,316 --> 00:20:46,331
Oh, come on.
You're married.

470
00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:48,031
I would have left her for you.
You know that.

471
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:49,661
So what
does he do?

472
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,676
Um... videos.

473
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:53,843
What do you mean?
Like, music videos?

474
00:20:53,915 --> 00:20:57,019
Yeah, sure.
Sometimes there's music in them.

475
00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:58,446
Really?

476
00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:00,024
Wow.
So happy for you.

477
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,074
I'm happier.

478
00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:02,752
Thank you. That's
very nice, you guys.

479
00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:05,862
Okay, I'll see you later.
I'm a little late.

480
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,110
Videos. Crap.

481
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,391
I give them two years.

482
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,670
18 months, tops.

483
00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:24,433
<i>Now, it's a fruitful acre...</i>

484
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:29,489
<i>Got to cross
the mighty river</i>

485
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,662
<i>And you got
to get along</i>

486
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,391
<i>And I'm singing</i>

487
00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:38,198
<i>Oh, I got to keep
from goin' down</i>

488
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:43,021
<i>Oh, though I don't know
where I'm bound</i>

489
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:53,620
<i>It's too late
to turn back around</i>

490
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,408
Hey!

491
00:21:56,477 --> 00:21:58,200
Ah! Wow!

492
00:21:58,269 --> 00:21:59,961
Have my baby?

493
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,420
Okay. Something happened,
though, between the store and here.

494
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,186
I really-
I had more dress.

495
00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,678
Believe me, the part that's left
looks amazing.

496
00:22:06,752 --> 00:22:08,346
Really? Oh, good.

497
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:09,311
Well... cheers.

498
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:10,252
Oh, thank you.

499
00:22:10,318 --> 00:22:12,146
Have fun.
You look beautiful.

500
00:22:12,219 --> 00:22:13,581
Thank you. So do you.

501
00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:15,184
Mingle. Mingle.

502
00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:16,821
I will. Whoop. Big mustard
right behind you.

503
00:22:16,892 --> 00:22:18,074
Bye.

504
00:22:19,269 --> 00:22:20,414
Oh...

505
00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:30,631
Jim Davenport,
Katherine Mosley.

506
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:31,809
Miss Mosley.

507
00:22:31,881 --> 00:22:33,092
Hello.

508
00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:35,235
Saw you walking across the room
in that fabulous dress.

509
00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:37,162
I asked Alan and
Sela who you were.

510
00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:39,267
They tell me you're the author
of this wonderful catch phrase

511
00:22:39,339 --> 00:22:41,195
we'll be using
in our new campaign.

512
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,115
Oh, well.
Now, we work as a team,

513
00:22:43,181 --> 00:22:44,610
and Sela is actually
our team leader.

514
00:22:44,686 --> 00:22:45,613
I'm just,
you know...

515
00:22:45,678 --> 00:22:46,791
Tell her yours.

516
00:22:46,862 --> 00:22:48,357
Jim's come up with an idea
for another campaign,

517
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:49,805
something we can
use down the road.

518
00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:51,279
Great.

519
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:54,345
Well, just imagine
a big bowl of mustard...

520
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,010
Gulden's mustard...

521
00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:58,122
and a model...
a beautiful model.

522
00:22:58,194 --> 00:22:59,820
And she's behind
the bowl of mustard...

523
00:22:59,891 --> 00:23:01,583
and I don't know if she
has to be nude or not.

524
00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:03,539
I mean, maybe she wouldn't
actually have to be nude,

525
00:23:03,603 --> 00:23:05,514
but because of the way
the bowl is in the picture

526
00:23:05,589 --> 00:23:07,532
and given the parts of the model
you would actually see,

527
00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:09,428
she would appear
to be nude.

528
00:23:09,494 --> 00:23:11,470
We'll leave
the technical stuff to you.

529
00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:14,511
Anyway, you've got this model
and a bowl of mustard,

530
00:23:14,584 --> 00:23:17,520
and in big letters across the top
of the picture

531
00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:19,764
are just the words,
"Spread this."

532
00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,322
"Spread this."
I mean...

533
00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:24,915
What do you think?

534
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,777
Um...

535
00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:32,122
I like it...

536
00:23:32,191 --> 00:23:33,947
because it has
so many meanings.

537
00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:36,536
Yeah. I mean,
can't you just see it?

538
00:23:36,607 --> 00:23:39,456
In dorm rooms, posters,
on bumper stickers...

539
00:23:39,521 --> 00:23:41,595
Yeah, I sure-
I sure can.

540
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,073
Ha ha!

541
00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:44,567
Oh, I mean,
you know...

542
00:23:44,642 --> 00:23:46,748
I hear something
like that,

543
00:23:46,819 --> 00:23:50,617
and I actually... I actually
have a physical reaction.

544
00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:53,149
I mean, you know,

545
00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:56,485
how often can you say that
nowadays, you know?

546
00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:58,307
Not very damn often!

547
00:23:58,375 --> 00:23:59,903
Nope!

548
00:23:59,976 --> 00:24:02,824
Excuse me, please.
Pleasure to meet you.

549
00:24:03,881 --> 00:24:05,158
Well...

550
00:24:05,225 --> 00:24:07,331
She is terrific!

551
00:24:41,174 --> 00:24:42,516
So, what's different?

552
00:24:43,768 --> 00:24:46,702
It's... It's the dress,
I'm telling you.

553
00:24:46,775 --> 00:24:49,362
No, it's not just the dress.
It's something else.

554
00:24:49,432 --> 00:24:50,415
It's...

555
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,181
I don't know.
Success?

556
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:55,568
Or... it's like some part of you
that I've never seen before.

557
00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:57,368
Aren't we going
to get in trouble...

558
00:24:57,436 --> 00:24:59,192
I mean, leaving
the party like we did?

559
00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:01,171
Oh, nobody's ever going to notice.
Are you kidding?

560
00:25:01,245 --> 00:25:03,068
The big guys are
all hammered anyway.

561
00:25:03,133 --> 00:25:05,043
The working stiffs
will be leaving soon

562
00:25:05,118 --> 00:25:06,973
to catch the 9:31
to Syosset.

563
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:08,414
Ha ha!

564
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,183
I like you.

565
00:25:20,004 --> 00:25:21,214
Um...

566
00:25:22,885 --> 00:25:25,057
Okay.

567
00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:28,642
Oh, oh. This isn't me.

568
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:30,882
I don't normally do this.
I don't know...

569
00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:33,254
I don't know if it's the wine,
maybe, or if it's the beer,

570
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,335
or it's...

571
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,133
Me?

572
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:38,884
Maybe.

573
00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:53,703
So, uh... so tell me
about this guy.

574
00:25:54,991 --> 00:25:55,919
Huh?

575
00:25:57,872 --> 00:25:59,247
The guy.

576
00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:01,648
You know, the guy
in the picture.

577
00:26:01,713 --> 00:26:03,438
I know all about him.

578
00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:08,301
You are a bad girl.

579
00:26:18,488 --> 00:26:20,758
Hi, Mom? It's me.

580
00:26:23,322 --> 00:26:24,696
It's Kate.

581
00:26:24,761 --> 00:26:28,112
No. I just wanted
to call you for a change.

582
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,081
Look...

583
00:26:31,004 --> 00:26:33,339
- Whispering?
- I'm not whispering.

584
00:26:35,325 --> 00:26:36,852
Nice work. Good.

585
00:26:38,687 --> 00:26:39,581
In here.

586
00:26:39,647 --> 00:26:40,542
Si.

587
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,746
Nice view.

588
00:26:53,731 --> 00:26:55,139
Hi there.

589
00:26:55,204 --> 00:26:56,481
Bad time?

590
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,826
No.

591
00:26:57,894 --> 00:27:01,190
Um... guys, could I just
have one minute, please?

592
00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:02,629
Thank you.

593
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,302
So I woke up this morning,
and you were gone,

594
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,925
and it occurred to me
that I may have done

595
00:27:17,996 --> 00:27:19,819
a really shitty
thing here.

596
00:27:19,885 --> 00:27:21,259
What do you mean?

597
00:27:21,325 --> 00:27:25,320
Well, I knew that you were involved
with this other person. Uh...

598
00:27:26,639 --> 00:27:29,095
Nick. Yeah.

599
00:27:29,168 --> 00:27:31,023
I'm supposed to be
your friend here.

600
00:27:31,088 --> 00:27:32,846
I feel-I feel
responsible.

601
00:27:32,914 --> 00:27:35,336
Listen, Sam... I mean,
don't beat yourself up

602
00:27:35,411 --> 00:27:37,321
about this whole thing,
you know?

603
00:27:37,395 --> 00:27:39,054
I mean, I'm a big girl.

604
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,106
I know.

605
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,107
You know?

606
00:27:42,485 --> 00:27:43,980
So what are we
going to do?

607
00:27:44,054 --> 00:27:45,428
- About?
- Nick.

608
00:27:45,493 --> 00:27:46,388
Oh.

609
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,418
Yeah. Um... I don't know.
I don't know.

610
00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:53,172
What do you think
we should do?

611
00:27:53,241 --> 00:27:55,575
Well, a lot of people
would tell you

612
00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,584
to be honest,
confess everything.

613
00:27:57,658 --> 00:27:59,568
I've had a lot of
experience with this.

614
00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,017
I think
that's just cruel.

615
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,507
I mean, what good
is going to come of it?

616
00:28:02,576 --> 00:28:03,932
You're only going to
hurt someone's feelings.

617
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,325
You can't take
the moment back.

618
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:08,250
It's not like you can
turn back the clock.

619
00:28:08,318 --> 00:28:11,668
And it's... It's not like it's ever
going to happen again.

620
00:28:11,743 --> 00:28:13,304
Really?

621
00:28:15,252 --> 00:28:16,543
I mean, yeah. No.

622
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,004
Yes, I know. No.

623
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:19,949
Right.

624
00:28:20,014 --> 00:28:24,257
So maybe the less
Nick knows, the better.

625
00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:28,580
Yeah, yeah. I would-I think
I would be of that mind. Mm-hmm.

626
00:28:28,644 --> 00:28:29,757
Good.

627
00:28:29,829 --> 00:28:30,942
- Yeah. Great.
- Great.

628
00:28:31,014 --> 00:28:32,476
- Good.
- Great.

629
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,424
Great.

630
00:28:39,497 --> 00:28:41,353
Have you ever been
to a tennis tournament?

631
00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:42,640
'Cause I got these two
tickets this weekend.

632
00:28:42,705 --> 00:28:45,194
I mean, purely as a friend thing,
if you wanted to...

633
00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:47,201
Well, that's...

634
00:28:47,275 --> 00:28:49,098
That's very sweet, Sam,

635
00:28:49,163 --> 00:28:51,586
and I would love to,
as a friend thing,

636
00:28:51,661 --> 00:28:54,312
but, uh, you see,
the thing is...

637
00:28:54,381 --> 00:28:56,902
Nick's coming
into town this weekend.

638
00:28:56,974 --> 00:28:58,317
Right, right, right.

639
00:28:58,383 --> 00:28:59,660
Right, okay.

640
00:28:59,727 --> 00:29:00,742
Right.

641
00:29:02,352 --> 00:29:03,367
Hey.

642
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,455
Yeah.

643
00:29:04,528 --> 00:29:06,056
Nick's a lucky guy.

644
00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,275
You think so?

645
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,776
I do.

646
00:29:14,964 --> 00:29:16,427
Oh...

647
00:29:16,502 --> 00:29:17,778
God.

648
00:29:32,859 --> 00:29:34,234
Oh! Ma!
Jesus F-ing Christ!

649
00:29:34,299 --> 00:29:35,674
I did not go through
3 hours of labor-

650
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:37,115
not to mention 81/2 years
with your father-

651
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,555
Why do you
do this to me?

652
00:29:38,621 --> 00:29:39,996
So that I could spend
my days worrying...

653
00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:41,588
Can't I just
put my stuff down?

654
00:29:41,662 --> 00:29:42,776
Whether my daughter was lying in
some ditch somewhere or something worse!

655
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:43,992
Ditch?! Mom,
listen to yourself!

656
00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:45,590
There are no goddamn
ditches in New York!

657
00:29:45,663 --> 00:29:47,704
Don't you raise
your voice to me, young lady!

658
00:29:47,776 --> 00:29:50,047
You want all
the neighbors to hear?

659
00:29:50,114 --> 00:29:52,948
My neighbors, Mother. This is
my apartment. What are you doing here?

660
00:29:53,018 --> 00:29:54,311
Let me ask you
a question.

661
00:29:54,382 --> 00:29:55,957
No! You answer
my question!

662
00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:57,779
Do I look stupid
to you?

663
00:29:57,844 --> 00:29:59,401
Stup-what? What is that
supposed to mean, Ma?

664
00:29:59,469 --> 00:30:00,631
"Hi, Mom.
It's me, Kate.

665
00:30:00,705 --> 00:30:03,331
I just thought I'd call you
this morning for a change."

666
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,677
Check your
answering machine.

667
00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:07,809
The moment we hung up,
I called you back.

668
00:30:07,879 --> 00:30:11,823
You weren't here. 7 times I tried.
7 times, young lady!

669
00:30:11,889 --> 00:30:13,545
So what?
No TV for a week?

670
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:15,301
Then I phoned
the office,

671
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:16,897
but apparently
Miss Big Shot

672
00:30:16,971 --> 00:30:18,825
was too busy to call
her mother back!

673
00:30:18,891 --> 00:30:21,226
Okay, you know what, though?
I'm here now, and I'm fine.

674
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:22,699
Well, I'm not!

675
00:30:22,764 --> 00:30:24,653
And I want to know
where you were this morning!

676
00:30:24,717 --> 00:30:25,765
I have a right
to know!

677
00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:26,968
No, you do not
have a right!

678
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:27,836
You have no right,
Mother!

679
00:30:27,902 --> 00:30:28,979
I am 28 years old!

680
00:30:29,046 --> 00:30:31,784
Don't give me that.
I'm 54. I'm gonna be dead soon!

681
00:30:31,852 --> 00:30:32,764
Oh, God!

682
00:30:32,835 --> 00:30:33,549
Where are you going?

683
00:30:33,621 --> 00:30:34,530
To kill myself!

684
00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:35,477
No, no. Not until
you tell me

685
00:30:35,549 --> 00:30:37,989
where you were
this morning. No.

686
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:47,473
All right, Mom.
I was with a man.

687
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:50,924
I was with a really
beautiful man...

688
00:30:53,463 --> 00:30:55,318
who,
up until last night,

689
00:30:55,384 --> 00:30:56,791
never even noticed me.

690
00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:00,687
And then all of a sudden
he wanted to be with me,

691
00:31:00,761 --> 00:31:03,545
and I really wanted
to be with him...

692
00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:04,952
so we slept together.

693
00:31:05,019 --> 00:31:08,698
We had sex, Mommy,
you know?

694
00:31:08,764 --> 00:31:10,619
The really dirty kind.

695
00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:14,909
And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mommy...

696
00:31:16,095 --> 00:31:19,194
But that's where I was.

697
00:31:20,352 --> 00:31:21,879
Oh, Kate.

698
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,985
Now, that's enough
of that, hmm?

699
00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:30,780
Tell me the truth now.

700
00:31:32,452 --> 00:31:33,980
Oh, God.

701
00:31:34,053 --> 00:31:35,238
Mmm.

702
00:31:35,366 --> 00:31:37,090
And you know, the thing
that really kills me

703
00:31:37,159 --> 00:31:40,357
is she loved the lie so much better
than she liked the truth.

704
00:31:40,424 --> 00:31:42,497
I mean, even when I had to fudge
a little bit, you know?

705
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:43,747
"So, uh,
what does he do? '

706
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,606
"Well, he owns
his own business."

707
00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:47,081
"Well, can I meet him
this weekend? '

708
00:31:47,147 --> 00:31:49,568
"Nope. We're going
ring shopping in Boston."

709
00:31:49,643 --> 00:31:50,822
Oh! Ring shopping.

710
00:31:50,892 --> 00:31:51,907
Yeah.

711
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,994
Oh, you're really getting
the hang of this.

712
00:31:53,068 --> 00:31:55,819
I know. Well, it gets
easier once you realize

713
00:31:55,885 --> 00:31:58,090
that's what everybody
wants you to do.

714
00:31:58,158 --> 00:32:01,421
Hi. Could I have the number for
Midtown Flowers, please?

715
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,949
What are you doing?

716
00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:04,334
Ha ha! Thank you.

717
00:32:04,401 --> 00:32:08,297
Okay. "Press one
to connect this call."

718
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,720
Yes, hi. I need to send
a huge bouquet

719
00:32:11,795 --> 00:32:16,684
to Katherine Mosley at Mercer
Advertising Agency. 555-96...

720
00:32:16,756 --> 00:32:17,735
<i>Donna Summer: Bad girl</i>

721
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,265
<i>Backup Singers: Bad girl</i>

722
00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:22,224
<i>Talkin' 'bout bad,
bad girls</i>

723
00:32:22,295 --> 00:32:24,151
<i>Yeah</i>

724
00:32:24,216 --> 00:32:25,110
<i>Bad girl</i>

725
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:26,158
<i>You bad girl</i>

726
00:32:26,232 --> 00:32:28,088
<i>You're such
a dirty bad girl</i>

727
00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:29,331
<i>Beep beep</i>

728
00:32:29,401 --> 00:32:31,824
<i>Uh-huh</i>

729
00:32:31,899 --> 00:32:32,826
<i>Hey, mister</i>

730
00:32:33,882 --> 00:32:34,930
<i>Beep beep</i>

731
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:37,272
<i>Have you got a dime?</i>

732
00:32:37,339 --> 00:32:39,730
<i>Beep beep</i>

733
00:32:39,804 --> 00:32:40,917
<i>Mister</i>

734
00:32:40,989 --> 00:32:42,200
<i>Beep beep</i>

735
00:32:42,269 --> 00:32:44,124
<i>Do you want to
spend some time</i>

736
00:32:44,189 --> 00:32:45,084
<i>Oh, yeah</i>

737
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:47,005
<i>Beep beep</i>

738
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:48,019
<i>Toot toot</i>

739
00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:48,892
<i>Hey, mister</i>

740
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,975
<i>Beep beep</i>

741
00:32:50,048 --> 00:32:52,634
<i>I'll spend some time
with you</i>

742
00:32:52,705 --> 00:32:54,495
<i>Beep beep</i>

743
00:32:54,561 --> 00:32:55,642
<i>Can you...</i>

744
00:32:58,115 --> 00:33:01,411
Hey, get your
hands off my stems.

745
00:33:01,475 --> 00:33:03,582
I've been waiting years
to use that line.

746
00:33:03,653 --> 00:33:04,635
So, what's
the occasion?

747
00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:06,750
Oh, come on, Sam.
You're smarter than that.

748
00:33:06,822 --> 00:33:10,468
You know there's only two reasons
why a man sends a woman flowers.

749
00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:12,193
I love it when I can
learn something new.

750
00:33:12,264 --> 00:33:14,272
Well, either
they've let you down,

751
00:33:14,345 --> 00:33:15,720
or they're about to.

752
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,029
Nick?

753
00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:18,439
Mm-hmm.

754
00:33:18,505 --> 00:33:20,329
Nothing fatal,
I hope.

755
00:33:20,395 --> 00:33:23,113
No. He just has to
work this weekend.

756
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:25,034
Ambition.

757
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,043
I hate that
in a man.

758
00:33:30,566 --> 00:33:32,425
<i>Now, I'm quiet</i>

759
00:33:32,495 --> 00:33:35,147
<i>Quiet as a mouse could be</i>

760
00:33:35,216 --> 00:33:37,126
<i>But inside my head</i>

761
00:33:37,201 --> 00:33:40,050
<i>It's louder than a cavalry</i>

762
00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:42,024
<i>And I'm patient</i>

763
00:33:42,098 --> 00:33:44,685
<i>Patient as a clock</i>

764
00:33:44,755 --> 00:33:46,960
<i>It is to feel the way</i>

765
00:33:47,028 --> 00:33:49,101
<i>When you're countin'
every tick and tock</i>

766
00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:53,200
<i>Show me how to
catch a fish</i>

767
00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:56,370
<i>Show</i>

768
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,462
Thanks for walking me
up here, Sam.

769
00:34:00,537 --> 00:34:01,431
No problem.

770
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:02,675
Oh, God,
I really had fun.

771
00:34:02,745 --> 00:34:04,240
I did.
I-you, uh...

772
00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:07,129
You really took
my mind off Nick.

773
00:34:07,194 --> 00:34:10,939
Aw, come on.
We both know there is no Nick.

774
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,274
There certainly
is a Nick.

775
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:15,130
Not here.
Not now.

776
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,421
What are you doing?

777
00:34:18,495 --> 00:34:21,050
This is called
mounting an offensive.

778
00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:22,582
Okay. Come on.

779
00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:24,412
Now, we know nobody's gonna be
mounting anybody around here.

780
00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:26,172
You're right. You're right.
Right. I'm sorry.

781
00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:27,223
All right?

782
00:34:27,297 --> 00:34:28,705
Can I just come in
for a glass of water?

783
00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:29,981
No.

784
00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:31,328
Well, can I come in
and pee?

785
00:34:31,395 --> 00:34:33,762
You just said you wanted
a glass of water.

786
00:34:33,828 --> 00:34:34,974
Oh, what can I say?

787
00:34:35,045 --> 00:34:37,150
The thought of drinking water
makes me have to pee.

788
00:34:37,221 --> 00:34:38,171
Come on.

789
00:34:38,246 --> 00:34:41,593
Sam, we have had
this conversation, okay?

790
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,067
I'm engaged
to be married.

791
00:34:44,135 --> 00:34:45,794
We made this
mistake once.

792
00:34:45,864 --> 00:34:48,484
I cannot do it again.
I can't.

793
00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:53,956
You know, I mean, God.
You know I like you. I can't deny that.

794
00:34:54,027 --> 00:34:57,062
But my heart
belongs to Nick.

795
00:34:57,132 --> 00:34:58,922
Okay?

796
00:34:58,989 --> 00:35:02,187
Okay.

797
00:35:02,255 --> 00:35:03,400
Thank you.

798
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,182
Okay.

799
00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,255
Good night.

800
00:35:23,478 --> 00:35:25,452
Oh, there's steps,
there's steps, there's steps.

801
00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:27,566
It's over here.
Over here. Bedroom.

802
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,797
Wow! Is this place
rent controlled?

803
00:35:31,864 --> 00:35:32,944
Ah!

804
00:35:38,978 --> 00:35:40,121
God,
you can't stay, Sam.

805
00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:41,267
Nick's gonna call.

806
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,982
I can be quiet.

807
00:35:43,049 --> 00:35:46,269
I can be really,
really quiet.

808
00:35:48,402 --> 00:35:51,151
The door.
I think you left the door open.

809
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,709
No problem.

810
00:35:53,283 --> 00:35:56,855
Oh, I don't know, Sam.
It just feels wrong, you know?

811
00:35:56,929 --> 00:36:00,056
It just feels
really, really wrong.

812
00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:01,757
Ah!

813
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:03,550
Well, good.

814
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,475
'Cause that's
the feeling...

815
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,882
that you feel...

816
00:36:06,948 --> 00:36:08,957
right before...

817
00:36:09,029 --> 00:36:11,965
it feels incredible.

818
00:36:22,954 --> 00:36:24,328
You know,

819
00:36:24,394 --> 00:36:29,677
normally this would be
about the time that I'd leave.

820
00:36:29,948 --> 00:36:31,339
Most of the women
I get involved with

821
00:36:31,413 --> 00:36:34,782
are either married
or have a boyfriend.

822
00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:36,835
It's always seemed to
work pretty well for me.

823
00:36:39,215 --> 00:36:40,410
You know,
the thing with that is

824
00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:43,835
that you always kind of
feel them looking past you,

825
00:36:43,905 --> 00:36:47,106
trying to steal
a glimpse of the clock

826
00:36:47,178 --> 00:36:51,154
or listening for a voice
on the answering machine.

827
00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:52,595
But you...

828
00:36:54,784 --> 00:36:57,433
I don't know.

829
00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:01,574
It's like,
even though you're engaged,

830
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:05,040
when you're with me,

831
00:37:05,112 --> 00:37:07,961
I really feel like
you're with me, you know?

832
00:37:10,427 --> 00:37:13,243
You know what
the scary thing is?

833
00:37:13,308 --> 00:37:15,642
I actually
kind of like it.

834
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:22,844
Are you asleep?

835
00:37:26,527 --> 00:37:27,422
Fabulous.

836
00:37:27,488 --> 00:37:29,015
My reputation
remains intact.

837
00:37:30,721 --> 00:37:32,794
Now, let me see
if I've got your story straight.

838
00:37:32,962 --> 00:37:36,640
It's Sunday night, you're
videotaping an out-of-town wedding,

839
00:37:36,707 --> 00:37:39,523
when suddenly
a fire alarm goes off.

840
00:37:39,588 --> 00:37:40,734
Everyone's evacuating,
but as you leave,

841
00:37:40,805 --> 00:37:42,715
you hear what sounds
like a child crying.

842
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:45,540
You find a 6-year-old girl
by the vending machines.

843
00:37:45,607 --> 00:37:47,812
Now, you realize you're about to be
engulfed by flames.

844
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,116
So you take a chair.
You smash it through the window.

845
00:37:50,183 --> 00:37:52,192
With no firemen,
no nets below,

846
00:37:52,265 --> 00:37:55,015
you grab this little girl
and jump backwards out the window.

847
00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:56,326
Now, why backwards?

848
00:37:56,394 --> 00:37:58,566
Second I was hoping my body
would break her fall.

849
00:37:58,635 --> 00:38:00,228
What are you thinking
at that point?

850
00:38:00,299 --> 00:38:02,188
Well, honestly, I was thinking
I should get back inside,

851
00:38:02,253 --> 00:38:04,523
'Cause the bunny hop
was coming up...

852
00:38:04,589 --> 00:38:06,084
Aah!

853
00:38:06,157 --> 00:38:08,046
Well, you must-

854
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,420
What?
What's up?

855
00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:10,796
I mean, if an awning
broke my fall from 3 floors up.

856
00:38:10,863 --> 00:38:12,206
And the little girl?

857
00:38:12,272 --> 00:38:14,246
Oh, she's fine.
There's not a scratch on her.

858
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,525
Hey, isn't
that your guy? Isn't that Nick?

859
00:38:16,593 --> 00:38:17,673
Uh-huh.

860
00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:20,202
Huh. Well, I guess we know
why he never called.

861
00:38:20,274 --> 00:38:21,387
All right, Nick.

862
00:38:21,459 --> 00:38:22,475
Thank you very much
for joining us this morning.

863
00:38:47,484 --> 00:38:49,689
Hey, Kate, I saw
your boyfriend on TV this morning.

864
00:38:49,757 --> 00:38:51,034
Hey, hey,
how about that?

865
00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:53,175
Also, your mother's
called 4 times already.

866
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,294
Ah, I bet she has.

867
00:38:59,488 --> 00:39:01,823
Oh, well,
look at the bright side.

868
00:39:01,889 --> 00:39:03,297
At least he didn't make
the New York Times.

869
00:39:03,361 --> 00:39:04,856
Yeah, right.
What the hell are we going to do?

870
00:39:04,929 --> 00:39:06,042
You okay?

871
00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:07,162
Uh-huh.

872
00:39:07,235 --> 00:39:07,901
Is he okay?

873
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:08,898
Yeah.

874
00:39:08,963 --> 00:39:11,037
Of course he's okay.
He's on television.

875
00:39:11,108 --> 00:39:13,378
You know, I was just talking
to Davenport over at Gulden's,

876
00:39:13,445 --> 00:39:16,031
and when I told him that this guy
was your guy, well...

877
00:39:16,101 --> 00:39:18,142
We'd like to take
you two kids out to dinner,

878
00:39:18,215 --> 00:39:19,393
just the 6 of us.

879
00:39:20,584 --> 00:39:23,104
You got a cough,
Darcy? The 8 of us.

880
00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:25,446
Uh, Mr. Mercer,
the thing is,

881
00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:27,205
he lives in Massachusetts.

882
00:39:27,274 --> 00:39:28,354
Well, I'm not
talking about tonight.

883
00:39:28,427 --> 00:39:30,468
You know, this weekend
or early next week.

884
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,354
It would really
mean the world to Davenport.

885
00:39:34,829 --> 00:39:36,203
Ah...

886
00:39:36,268 --> 00:39:38,822
Thank you for calling
Times Of Your Life Video.

887
00:39:38,893 --> 00:39:41,196
This is Nick. I'm not here
to take your call right now,

888
00:39:41,263 --> 00:39:43,336
but if you tell this machine who
you are and how to reach you,

889
00:39:43,407 --> 00:39:45,131
I promise to call you back.

890
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,722
Hi.
This is Kate Mosley.

891
00:39:47,793 --> 00:39:49,865
We met at Susan
and Sajit's wedding.

892
00:39:49,937 --> 00:39:52,753
I'm the girl who caught-
No. Wait.

893
00:39:52,819 --> 00:39:54,128
I was actually handed
the bouquet, remember?

894
00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:55,690
Anyway, I got
your number from Susan,

895
00:39:55,764 --> 00:39:58,994
and I was wondering if I could
buy you a cup of coffee.

896
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,883
You name the place.
I'll come to you.

897
00:40:00,949 --> 00:40:02,957
I'd appreciate it if you'd
call me back either way.

898
00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:03,921
Bye.

899
00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:09,176
Hey, how are you?

900
00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:10,418
Good job.

901
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,082
That was
really wonderful.

902
00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:14,041
Great job.

903
00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:15,001
Thank you very much.

904
00:40:15,068 --> 00:40:15,961
Hi.

905
00:40:16,028 --> 00:40:17,042
Hi.

906
00:40:17,116 --> 00:40:19,123
Wow! They really love you
around here, huh?

907
00:40:19,195 --> 00:40:22,229
Oh, yeah.
My public thing.

908
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:24,438
Uh-huh.

909
00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:25,489
Thank you.

910
00:40:25,564 --> 00:40:26,458
Thanks, Lois.

911
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,702
Um...

912
00:40:31,130 --> 00:40:33,814
I've done a really-
I've done a really horrible thing.

913
00:40:33,883 --> 00:40:36,850
Wha-you know,
I find that hard to believe.

914
00:40:36,923 --> 00:40:39,311
Well, um...

915
00:40:39,386 --> 00:40:42,201
See, a friend of mine
found a picture

916
00:40:42,266 --> 00:40:46,009
of the two of us
from the wedding, you know,

917
00:40:46,075 --> 00:40:49,370
and basically led a lot
of people to believe

918
00:40:49,435 --> 00:40:51,768
that you and I
were basically...

919
00:40:51,834 --> 00:40:52,947
What?

920
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,754
Uh, engaged,
actually.

921
00:40:57,818 --> 00:41:01,592
Yeah. And, uh, I didn't
really do or say much

922
00:41:01,657 --> 00:41:03,512
to let them
think otherwise.

923
00:41:03,577 --> 00:41:06,033
What do you
think so far?

924
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,265
Uh... so far?

925
00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:12,337
Uh, I-I'm flattered,
I think.

926
00:41:14,073 --> 00:41:18,677
Okay, well, see, it was going well,
for a while, you know,

927
00:41:18,745 --> 00:41:23,447
and, uh, then you went
and you got famous on me.

928
00:41:23,513 --> 00:41:26,295
I'd, uh...
Oh, God. Oh, God.

929
00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:27,735
Wow. This is-

930
00:41:27,801 --> 00:41:30,616
This is just so embarrassing
and humiliating.

931
00:41:30,681 --> 00:41:32,885
What, uh, what did
you come here to ask me?

932
00:41:32,953 --> 00:41:34,262
All right.

933
00:41:34,329 --> 00:41:37,907
All right,
it's a proposition, actually.

934
00:41:37,976 --> 00:41:40,758
I will pay you $ 1,000
if you will come to New York City

935
00:41:40,825 --> 00:41:43,061
and have dinner with me
and some people that I work with.

936
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:44,438
I'll buy you
a plane ticket,

937
00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:45,714
I'll buy you a suit
if you need one.

938
00:41:45,784 --> 00:41:46,962
I don't want you
to feel like a thing.

939
00:41:47,032 --> 00:41:48,559
I mean, think of it as,
like, a paid vacation.

940
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,006
You can stay with me.

941
00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:53,749
You know, you can't
work with that cast, right? And...

942
00:41:53,816 --> 00:41:55,823
Okay, so this
is the plan.

943
00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:58,547
Two-thirds of the way through the
dinner, you would pick a fight with me.

944
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:01,551
And we would have,
like, a quarrel, right?

945
00:42:01,623 --> 00:42:02,801
And everybody would
watch us break up.

946
00:42:02,872 --> 00:42:04,760
You would never
have to see me again.

947
00:42:04,824 --> 00:42:06,645
And, you know,
there it is.

948
00:42:06,711 --> 00:42:08,402
Wow. That really
sounds like something

949
00:42:08,471 --> 00:42:11,057
right out of The Patty Duke Show,
doesn't it? Ha ha.

950
00:42:11,127 --> 00:42:12,404
Oh.

951
00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:14,676
You want to pay me
to have dinner with you?

952
00:42:19,158 --> 00:42:20,271
Yeah.

953
00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:25,462
Uh...

954
00:42:25,527 --> 00:42:26,989
I, uh...

955
00:42:27,063 --> 00:42:30,030
I don't, you know,
I don't want your money.

956
00:42:30,103 --> 00:42:31,444
Yeah.

957
00:42:31,511 --> 00:42:32,656
Okay.

958
00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:35,662
That's...
That's a no, right?

959
00:42:35,734 --> 00:42:37,164
See, the thing is,

960
00:42:37,238 --> 00:42:42,933
I was, uh, thinking
of coming to New York, you know...

961
00:42:42,998 --> 00:42:46,293
and, uh, you know, I was gonna
get your number from Susan

962
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:51,857
and, uh, ask you if you wanted
to have dinner with me.

963
00:42:51,926 --> 00:42:56,683
So, yes. You, uh... Figure out
what night is best for you

964
00:42:56,758 --> 00:42:58,580
because I'm pretty
flexible, you know?

965
00:42:58,646 --> 00:43:01,264
So if you want to bring a friend
or people you work with,

966
00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:02,577
that's up to you,

967
00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:06,421
and it's good we ran into
each other again like this.

968
00:43:06,486 --> 00:43:08,941
So think about what I said, and I'll
give you a call tomorrow. Okay?

969
00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:13,908
Oh, uh, by the way...

970
00:43:13,972 --> 00:43:15,598
I do own a suit.

971
00:43:15,669 --> 00:43:18,003
Of course you do.

972
00:43:20,789 --> 00:43:22,098
And when I get that feeling

973
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:23,374
See you.

974
00:43:23,444 --> 00:43:25,387
Tony, I'll see
you tonight.

975
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,566
I can no longer run

976
00:43:27,637 --> 00:43:29,163
I don't know

977
00:43:29,236 --> 00:43:32,914
And when I get that feeling

978
00:43:35,636 --> 00:43:37,524
Ma, your color
looks so beautiful.

979
00:43:37,588 --> 00:43:38,962
Never mind that.

980
00:43:39,028 --> 00:43:41,395
What I don't
understand is...

981
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,086
He can come all
the way to New York

982
00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:44,880
just to meet the people
you work with,

983
00:43:44,947 --> 00:43:47,282
but he can't
find an hour

984
00:43:47,348 --> 00:43:50,250
to visit with his
future mother-in-law.

985
00:43:50,324 --> 00:43:52,713
Mom, he's busy, okay?
He's really busy.

986
00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:55,853
It's just gonna have to be
another trip, you know, another time.

987
00:43:55,923 --> 00:43:58,771
Are you lying to me?

988
00:43:58,835 --> 00:44:01,039
I embarrass you.

989
00:44:01,107 --> 00:44:02,001
Oh, Mom...

990
00:44:02,067 --> 00:44:03,311
Is that it?

991
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:04,273
Mom, no, no.

992
00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:06,063
In fact,
you know what?

993
00:44:06,132 --> 00:44:08,400
I'm afraid he's
gonna come here,

994
00:44:08,467 --> 00:44:11,249
take one look at you,
and say to himself,

995
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:15,243
"What the hell am I doing
marrying the junior version

996
00:44:15,315 --> 00:44:18,827
when the real thing
is still available? '

997
00:44:18,898 --> 00:44:21,232
I don't believe
a word of that,

998
00:44:21,299 --> 00:44:23,091
but I appreciate
the effort.

999
00:44:33,202 --> 00:44:34,576
But he won't.

1000
00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:37,392
The key here that
you're missing is

1001
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:40,076
that the only mustard
he uses is Gulden's.

1002
00:44:40,146 --> 00:44:42,535
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.

1003
00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:44,999
Hi. Uh, yeah, okay,
so will you call-

1004
00:44:45,074 --> 00:44:48,369
I got to go, but will you
call me when you find him?

1005
00:44:48,434 --> 00:44:49,449
Thank you very much.

1006
00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:51,528
Ha! Hey!

1007
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:52,495
Hi!

1008
00:44:52,561 --> 00:44:54,122
Hi! You're here.

1009
00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:56,365
I'm supposed to meet you
at my apartment two hours from now.

1010
00:44:56,434 --> 00:44:58,092
Yeah. I got
an earlier bus.

1011
00:44:58,161 --> 00:44:59,536
Oh, did you?
Oh... oh.

1012
00:44:59,602 --> 00:45:01,990
Yeah. It's good
to see you-

1013
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:12,078
I'm sorry, I didn't know we
were on the clock yet.

1014
00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:15,014
Okay, just grab my ass, kiss my neck,
and pull me into the office, okay?

1015
00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,463
Y- uh, y-yeah.

1016
00:45:16,529 --> 00:45:17,128
Yes, sir.

1017
00:45:17,201 --> 00:45:19,918
Whoo!
Ha ha ha!

1018
00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:24,267
Je-sus!

1019
00:45:24,336 --> 00:45:26,441
What is the world
coming to?

1020
00:45:26,512 --> 00:45:29,829
Okay, so what I told people
is that we met in college,

1021
00:45:29,904 --> 00:45:31,497
but we were
just friends

1022
00:45:31,568 --> 00:45:33,674
and that we re-met at this
reunion thing, like, 5 years later.

1023
00:45:33,745 --> 00:45:35,118
It was sort of like,

1024
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:36,591
I don't know, that's when the fire
really got ignited, you know?

1025
00:45:36,655 --> 00:45:38,728
I kind of like that.
We meet. We meet again.

1026
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,702
That makes it more,
I don't know... believable.

1027
00:45:41,776 --> 00:45:42,791
I wouldn't know.

1028
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,010
You went to college,
right?

1029
00:45:44,081 --> 00:45:45,803
Yeah. Several.

1030
00:45:45,871 --> 00:45:47,213
Hmm.

1031
00:45:47,279 --> 00:45:49,996
Well, if anybody asks, just say
you went to Boston University,

1032
00:45:50,063 --> 00:45:52,300
because that's where
I went, and everybody knows that.

1033
00:45:52,368 --> 00:45:53,929
Maybe we should
say business.

1034
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,145
I majored
in business.

1035
00:45:55,216 --> 00:45:56,873
I mean, I told everybody you own
your own business,

1036
00:45:56,943 --> 00:45:57,925
you know,
the video thing,

1037
00:45:57,999 --> 00:45:59,209
but I kind of fudged
about the wedding part.

1038
00:45:59,279 --> 00:46:01,549
Maybe we should just let them
think it's music videos.

1039
00:46:01,615 --> 00:46:03,240
It's more glamorous
and all that sort of stuff, anyway.

1040
00:46:03,311 --> 00:46:04,294
Oh, you don't mind
that, do you?

1041
00:46:04,367 --> 00:46:06,277
Actually, you know,
I do mind, 'cause-

1042
00:46:06,352 --> 00:46:08,238
Oh! And I had
really long hair.

1043
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:10,091
In college I had
really long hair.

1044
00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:12,395
And I was about 20
or so pounds heavier.

1045
00:46:12,463 --> 00:46:14,405
But that's good.
That'll be good. You know why?

1046
00:46:14,479 --> 00:46:16,301
Because you can say
it was the weight thing

1047
00:46:16,368 --> 00:46:17,611
that kind of turned
your head around.

1048
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,955
That'll be good.

1049
00:46:19,022 --> 00:46:20,517
Okay, now, this is
the bathroom,

1050
00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:22,663
and I'll get you
some towels and stuff,

1051
00:46:22,734 --> 00:46:23,846
and I'll let you know
which is yours.

1052
00:46:23,918 --> 00:46:25,195
And then this
is the couch.

1053
00:46:25,262 --> 00:46:26,506
This is where
you'll be sleeping.

1054
00:46:26,574 --> 00:46:27,719
And I'll get you
some comfy pillows

1055
00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:29,677
and some blankets
and sort of, you know-

1056
00:46:29,742 --> 00:46:30,636
it should be nice-

1057
00:46:31,662 --> 00:46:33,353
Oop, sorry.
Just a minute.

1058
00:46:34,510 --> 00:46:35,754
Hello?

1059
00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:40,837
Can you, uh,
hold on a second?

1060
00:46:40,910 --> 00:46:43,430
Uh, Nick,
I'll be right back.

1061
00:46:57,549 --> 00:47:00,811
Ha! I cannot believe
you are saying that.

1062
00:47:03,789 --> 00:47:06,604
Okay, all right.
Look, I'll do it. Okay?

1063
00:47:06,669 --> 00:47:08,556
But I cannot stay long.

1064
00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:09,766
All right?

1065
00:47:11,117 --> 00:47:12,644
Okay. Bye.

1066
00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:15,717
Is everything okay?

1067
00:47:15,788 --> 00:47:19,465
Um, yeah, I, uh-
Something just came up at work.

1068
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:23,177
I've got to meet a colleague
for a drink, but I shouldn't be long.

1069
00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,529
Hey!
Is this your mother?

1070
00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,426
Uh, I don't know
what you're looking at.

1071
00:47:36,492 --> 00:47:38,085
How about this picture
of a beautiful woman

1072
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,683
that looks just like you
but older.

1073
00:47:39,756 --> 00:47:41,130
Is that your mother?

1074
00:47:41,196 --> 00:47:42,571
Ha ha ha!

1075
00:47:42,636 --> 00:47:43,268
Yes.

1076
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,867
That would be Mom.

1077
00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:46,248
She's pretty.

1078
00:47:51,596 --> 00:47:53,003
Whoo! Wow.

1079
00:47:53,068 --> 00:47:54,726
Thanks.

1080
00:47:54,795 --> 00:47:56,518
Okay, well, I shouldn't
be long, Nick.

1081
00:47:56,587 --> 00:47:57,569
An hour, tops.

1082
00:47:57,643 --> 00:47:58,952
Uh, I mean
I wouldn't even go,

1083
00:47:59,019 --> 00:48:01,441
I mean, I know it's your first night
in a strange city.

1084
00:48:01,515 --> 00:48:03,205
He just sounded
so panicked.

1085
00:48:03,275 --> 00:48:04,770
He?

1086
00:48:04,844 --> 00:48:06,370
Oh! I have
something for you.

1087
00:48:06,443 --> 00:48:07,817
Oh.

1088
00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:14,624
If you could look at this
while I'm gone,

1089
00:48:14,698 --> 00:48:16,160
that would be great.

1090
00:48:16,235 --> 00:48:17,893
Yeah. What is it?

1091
00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:21,639
Well, it's sort of
a study guide, actually.

1092
00:48:21,706 --> 00:48:24,423
It's, you know,
our life together.

1093
00:48:24,491 --> 00:48:26,531
My hobbies,
my ex-boyfriends,

1094
00:48:26,602 --> 00:48:30,082
uh, what happened to me
during the 5 years we were apart,

1095
00:48:30,154 --> 00:48:32,096
our reunion, things I've said
to people about you...

1096
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,512
Wow! You've really
put a lot of work into this.

1097
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:34,788
Yeah.

1098
00:48:34,857 --> 00:48:35,905
Well, it's my life.

1099
00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:37,221
Sort of.

1100
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:40,136
Okay, and then
there's this.

1101
00:48:40,201 --> 00:48:42,144
Oh, hey, the, uh...

1102
00:48:42,217 --> 00:48:44,323
Yeah, this is the fight that we're
gonna have tomorrow night.

1103
00:48:44,394 --> 00:48:47,208
Um, so I sort of-
I wrote it out like a play, so...

1104
00:48:47,274 --> 00:48:49,129
Okay. "Look, I'm sorry, Kate,
but I can no longer accept that-"

1105
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:50,088
This is me, right?

1106
00:48:50,154 --> 00:48:51,048
Yeah.

1107
00:48:51,113 --> 00:48:52,487
"I'm sorry, Kate,
but I can no longer

1108
00:48:52,553 --> 00:48:54,309
"accept the time and energy
you put into your work.

1109
00:48:54,377 --> 00:48:55,686
"There has to be
something left for me.

1110
00:48:55,753 --> 00:48:57,477
Every minute of every day
can't be about Mercer Advertising."

1111
00:48:57,545 --> 00:48:58,789
Yeah. Right.

1112
00:48:58,857 --> 00:49:01,377
So, you know, it doesn't have to be
verbatim, basically.

1113
00:49:01,449 --> 00:49:03,172
I mean, you can put it
into your own words.

1114
00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:05,313
Oh, oh, yeah.
I think I will.

1115
00:49:05,384 --> 00:49:07,556
Great. No, but as long as you
get the basic point across,

1116
00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:09,054
you know,
like you've had it.

1117
00:49:09,129 --> 00:49:12,293
I'm always at work,
my mind is always on my work.

1118
00:49:12,361 --> 00:49:13,854
So I thought that
would be sort of a nice touch,

1119
00:49:13,928 --> 00:49:16,230
if our breakup sort of reaffirmed
my commitment to the firm.

1120
00:49:16,296 --> 00:49:18,084
Well, yeah.
That sounds smart.

1121
00:49:18,153 --> 00:49:21,219
Okay, great, so I'll be at this place
called Man Ray.

1122
00:49:21,288 --> 00:49:24,004
It's in the phone book
if you need me,

1123
00:49:24,071 --> 00:49:26,340
but I really-I should just
be an hour.

1124
00:49:27,688 --> 00:49:29,663
Oh... thanks, Nick,

1125
00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:33,697
for coming down here
and doing this.

1126
00:49:52,871 --> 00:49:54,115
I'm really
embarrassed.

1127
00:49:54,183 --> 00:49:56,419
I mean, I've been babbling
for what, like, two hours now?

1128
00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:58,013
Oh, come on, Sam.
Don't be embarrassed.

1129
00:49:58,086 --> 00:49:59,134
I don't usually
react this way.

1130
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:00,516
You were
kissing your fiancé.

1131
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:02,917
It's a perfectly normal thing
for you to be doing.

1132
00:50:02,982 --> 00:50:05,088
I don't know why
it had such an effect on me.

1133
00:50:05,159 --> 00:50:06,719
It's okay, Sam,
it's really okay.

1134
00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:09,059
But you know what?
I did tell him an hour-

1135
00:50:09,126 --> 00:50:09,955
How did he do it?

1136
00:50:10,022 --> 00:50:11,069
What? Do what?

1137
00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:12,997
Propose. I mean,
did he get down on one knee?

1138
00:50:13,062 --> 00:50:14,273
What did he say?

1139
00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:15,716
Oh...

1140
00:50:15,782 --> 00:50:17,309
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.

1141
00:50:17,382 --> 00:50:18,723
Why? For what?

1142
00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:20,993
Well,
for the other night.

1143
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:24,357
And the other...
other night.

1144
00:50:25,702 --> 00:50:26,913
Kate.

1145
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:27,876
Yeah?

1146
00:50:29,254 --> 00:50:32,384
If I had
known you first...

1147
00:50:32,453 --> 00:50:34,875
would it have
made a difference?

1148
00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:39,236
Sam...

1149
00:50:39,301 --> 00:50:41,984
Okay. I got to
tell you something.

1150
00:50:42,053 --> 00:50:42,980
Okay?

1151
00:50:43,045 --> 00:50:46,590
It has to do with me
and, uh, Nick-

1152
00:50:46,661 --> 00:50:48,036
Somebody
mention my name?

1153
00:50:48,101 --> 00:50:49,443
Oh, my God! Hi!

1154
00:50:49,509 --> 00:50:50,338
Hi!

1155
00:50:50,406 --> 00:50:51,714
Nick-oop.

1156
00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:52,674
Unh-

1157
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:53,634
Mmm.

1158
00:50:55,301 --> 00:50:58,116
That's, uh,
that's a kiss from college.

1159
00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,075
Boston University
thing. Ha!

1160
00:50:59,141 --> 00:51:02,076
Uh, Nick,
this is Sam Mayfair.

1161
00:51:02,149 --> 00:51:03,424
We work together
at Mercer.

1162
00:51:03,492 --> 00:51:04,540
And, uh...

1163
00:51:04,612 --> 00:51:06,913
This is, uh,
this is my Nick.

1164
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:07,874
Wow.

1165
00:51:07,941 --> 00:51:09,185
Your Nick.

1166
00:51:09,253 --> 00:51:11,041
And you're Nick.

1167
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,450
That's your Nick.

1168
00:51:12,517 --> 00:51:14,370
I may have had
a little too much to drink.

1169
00:51:14,436 --> 00:51:15,646
I'm her Sam.

1170
00:51:17,572 --> 00:51:20,125
It certainly is an honor
to have met you, Nick.

1171
00:51:20,196 --> 00:51:22,530
I mean, you know,
you've been the topic

1172
00:51:22,597 --> 00:51:25,410
of a lot of conversation
and speculation around here.

1173
00:51:25,476 --> 00:51:28,291
I'm very sorry that I monopolized
your fiance’s evening,

1174
00:51:28,356 --> 00:51:31,171
but I've just come to realize
that she's...

1175
00:51:31,236 --> 00:51:33,091
Damn it. She's just
the kind of girl

1176
00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:34,912
you'd like to
monopolize, you know?

1177
00:51:34,979 --> 00:51:36,222
Oh!

1178
00:51:36,290 --> 00:51:37,600
Is everything
okay in there?

1179
00:51:37,667 --> 00:51:40,285
Ha ha ha!

1180
00:51:40,355 --> 00:51:43,225
What? Is that guy-
Is he your boyfriend?

1181
00:51:43,299 --> 00:51:44,445
Oh, him? No.

1182
00:51:44,516 --> 00:51:45,530
No. He's
just a friend.

1183
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:46,496
Oh.

1184
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:47,707
Sleeps over
sometimes,

1185
00:51:47,778 --> 00:51:49,535
but he's
just a friend.

1186
00:51:49,603 --> 00:51:51,234
Aha.

1187
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:54,495
Roger.

1188
00:51:54,562 --> 00:51:55,936
Mike.

1189
00:51:58,401 --> 00:52:00,736
Ivan.

1190
00:52:00,801 --> 00:52:03,452
Sure is a lot of
boyfriends in here.

1191
00:52:03,521 --> 00:52:05,626
Yeah. So?

1192
00:52:05,697 --> 00:52:07,552
Going somewhere
with that?

1193
00:52:07,617 --> 00:52:10,267
No. No, no, no.

1194
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,824
Not me.

1195
00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:16,988
Just, uh, your life's
a real page-turner. That's all.

1196
00:52:17,057 --> 00:52:19,707
Mmm.

1197
00:52:19,777 --> 00:52:22,427
Oh! There's something
I forgot to ask you.

1198
00:52:22,497 --> 00:52:24,537
How come there's nothing in the book
about your father?

1199
00:52:28,736 --> 00:52:32,510
Well... nothing
really to talk about.

1200
00:52:34,016 --> 00:52:38,272
I mean, he and my mother
split when I was 7,

1201
00:52:38,336 --> 00:52:42,590
and I didn't see him again
for 10 years and then, uh...

1202
00:52:42,656 --> 00:52:44,281
and then he passed away.

1203
00:52:44,351 --> 00:52:45,944
I'm sorry.

1204
00:52:46,015 --> 00:52:48,350
Don't be.
I mean...

1205
00:52:48,416 --> 00:52:51,198
I really barely
remember the guy.

1206
00:52:54,111 --> 00:52:58,367
He had a pair
of plaid pajamas.

1207
00:53:00,352 --> 00:53:02,207
Ohh...

1208
00:53:02,272 --> 00:53:07,967
Oh, and I remember, um,
one night after work...

1209
00:53:09,471 --> 00:53:12,766
He took me to
the department store,

1210
00:53:12,832 --> 00:53:15,645
just-just him and me,

1211
00:53:15,711 --> 00:53:19,486
and, um, he bought me
my first watch.

1212
00:53:19,551 --> 00:53:23,806
It was one of those Cinderella watches,
you know, um...

1213
00:53:23,871 --> 00:53:25,299
Do you know what
I'm talking about?

1214
00:53:25,374 --> 00:53:26,301
Mm-hmm.

1215
00:53:26,366 --> 00:53:32,444
And, um, I remember
thinking to myself,

1216
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,379
this is really special.

1217
00:53:36,830 --> 00:53:39,645
If I'd known
he was going to leave,

1218
00:53:39,710 --> 00:53:42,044
I would have taken a little better
care of the thing, you know...

1219
00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:44,499
hung on to it.

1220
00:53:49,245 --> 00:53:54,516
Huh. It's weird,
the things you remember.

1221
00:53:54,589 --> 00:53:55,964
Okay, my birthday?

1222
00:53:56,030 --> 00:53:57,338
April 3, 1968.

1223
00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,259
Okay, you can leave
out the year.

1224
00:53:59,324 --> 00:54:00,218
First job?

1225
00:54:00,284 --> 00:54:02,139
You were
a junior copywriter,

1226
00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:05,500
but you were promoted
to full copywriter in 5 short months.

1227
00:54:05,565 --> 00:54:06,940
Career ambition?

1228
00:54:07,005 --> 00:54:08,859
Total world domination.
Do you want to get some breakfast?

1229
00:54:08,924 --> 00:54:10,298
No. There's no time.

1230
00:54:10,364 --> 00:54:11,739
Can I ask
you something?

1231
00:54:11,804 --> 00:54:13,178
Yeah.

1232
00:54:13,245 --> 00:54:15,100
Don't you, uh, don't you
need to learn about me?

1233
00:54:15,165 --> 00:54:16,539
What do you mean?

1234
00:54:16,604 --> 00:54:18,939
Well, you know, I'm really
boning up here about you.

1235
00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:20,859
I mean, don't you think you should
learn a little about me?

1236
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,779
Yeah, but, Nick, you're forgetting.
This isn't about you.

1237
00:54:22,844 --> 00:54:24,699
I mean,
not the real you.

1238
00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:26,619
This is about
the you that I made up.

1239
00:54:26,684 --> 00:54:29,499
Oh, you know what
I need to learn?

1240
00:54:29,565 --> 00:54:30,457
What?

1241
00:54:30,524 --> 00:54:31,898
How do you take
your coffee?

1242
00:54:31,963 --> 00:54:33,370
Light, Sweet 'N Low.
Why?

1243
00:54:33,435 --> 00:54:35,737
Well, you know, that's just stuff
I should know cold at dinnertime.

1244
00:54:35,803 --> 00:54:37,658
When people are involved,
they know that stuff.

1245
00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:39,578
Oh, right.
No, you're right.

1246
00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,017
You got
a favorite drink?

1247
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,938
I mean, 'cause I don't want to
have to ask in front of everybody.

1248
00:54:43,003 --> 00:54:44,312
Dirty Martini.

1249
00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:46,234
Okay.

1250
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,641
Well, what about you?

1251
00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:49,115
What about me?

1252
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:51,514
I mean, I think I should at least
know how you take your coffee.

1253
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,433
Well, I'm confused.
You don't know?

1254
00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,354
I mean, didn't
you make me up?

1255
00:54:55,419 --> 00:54:56,313
All right.

1256
00:54:56,379 --> 00:54:57,753
Black, one sugar.

1257
00:54:57,819 --> 00:54:58,713
Thank you.

1258
00:54:58,779 --> 00:54:59,673
You're welcome.

1259
00:54:59,739 --> 00:55:01,114
Okay, first dates
for 20.

1260
00:55:01,179 --> 00:55:04,474
Monet exhibit, Museum of Modern Art,
September 1995.

1261
00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:05,913
Pets for 40.

1262
00:55:05,978 --> 00:55:07,833
She had this cat
named Jerry till she was 15.

1263
00:55:07,898 --> 00:55:10,233
I didn't know her then, but I keep
threatening to get her a new cat.

1264
00:55:10,299 --> 00:55:12,154
Mm-hmm. Final Jeopardy.
Personal imperfections.

1265
00:55:12,219 --> 00:55:13,594
She has the cutest
little appendix scar,

1266
00:55:13,659 --> 00:55:15,992
and of course there's
her birthmark that-

1267
00:55:16,058 --> 00:55:17,913
Oh, honey, I wasn't supposed to
mention that. I'm sorry.

1268
00:55:17,978 --> 00:55:19,353
All right.

1269
00:55:19,418 --> 00:55:22,233
Then there's her glass eye
and her artificial hip

1270
00:55:22,298 --> 00:55:23,957
and her wooden leg.

1271
00:55:24,027 --> 00:55:24,919
Good evening.

1272
00:55:24,986 --> 00:55:26,066
Hi.

1273
00:55:26,137 --> 00:55:27,315
Want a seat?

1274
00:55:27,385 --> 00:55:28,760
Sure. Go ahead.

1275
00:55:32,378 --> 00:55:34,233
Mr. Mercer:
I mean, as I sit here,

1276
00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:36,632
the thing I see when I
look at the two of you,

1277
00:55:36,697 --> 00:55:41,204
the thing that moves me
is your unconditional love.

1278
00:55:41,273 --> 00:55:42,320
Hear, hear.

1279
00:55:42,393 --> 00:55:43,538
Thank you.

1280
00:55:43,609 --> 00:55:46,642
That means so much to us,
especially coming from you.

1281
00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:49,528
I mean, you're married,
and you really know.

1282
00:55:49,593 --> 00:55:50,967
Yeah.

1283
00:55:51,033 --> 00:55:53,367
Except for you, Darcy.
You've only been married 5 years.

1284
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,288
Well, that's
only dog-ears.

1285
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:58,167
But the Mercers and the Davenports
that really, um...

1286
00:55:58,232 --> 00:56:01,047
Well, actually, Elizabeth and I
have been married,

1287
00:56:01,113 --> 00:56:02,968
what, honey, 4 years?

1288
00:56:03,033 --> 00:56:05,848
4 years. Second marriage
for both of us.

1289
00:56:05,913 --> 00:56:07,768
I'm cuter than his ex-wife, though.
Ha ha!

1290
00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,687
Second one
for me, too,

1291
00:56:09,752 --> 00:56:13,048
but you only get married
for the second time once.

1292
00:56:13,112 --> 00:56:14,967
Mrs. Mercer:
Jackie...

1293
00:56:15,032 --> 00:56:15,926
Ohh...

1294
00:56:15,992 --> 00:56:17,366
My third.

1295
00:56:17,433 --> 00:56:21,207
Wow. Then you guys really know
what you're talking about.

1296
00:56:21,272 --> 00:56:22,166
Yeah.

1297
00:56:22,232 --> 00:56:24,087
Mrs. Mercer: We do.

1298
00:56:24,152 --> 00:56:27,218
Ha ha ha.

1299
00:56:29,912 --> 00:56:33,741
So, Nick, tell me
about videos.

1300
00:56:33,816 --> 00:56:35,921
Well, uh, what
would you like to know?

1301
00:56:35,991 --> 00:56:37,998
Well, um, how did you
get into that line of work?

1302
00:56:38,071 --> 00:56:39,380
I mean, I watch
them all the time.

1303
00:56:39,447 --> 00:56:41,781
A lot of smoke, a lot
of half-naked girls.

1304
00:56:41,847 --> 00:56:43,309
Well, it seems like a decent way
to make a living.

1305
00:56:43,383 --> 00:56:46,350
Huh. Really?

1306
00:56:49,528 --> 00:56:53,040
Those aren't really
the kind of videos I do.

1307
00:56:53,111 --> 00:56:56,656
Oh, I don't understand.
They all seem pretty much the same.

1308
00:56:56,726 --> 00:56:58,352
What-What kind
do you do?

1309
00:56:58,423 --> 00:57:02,864
I videotape weddings.

1310
00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:08,171
Oh. Well, that-
That is different.

1311
00:57:08,246 --> 00:57:10,450
Um, well, how did
you get into that?

1312
00:57:15,446 --> 00:57:18,261
Uh, I was looking
for a job

1313
00:57:18,326 --> 00:57:19,788
that would require me to work
as few days a week as possible,

1314
00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:23,539
and your midweek wedding
is a pretty unusual occurrence.

1315
00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:26,736
You can actually make
a living that way?

1316
00:57:26,805 --> 00:57:29,293
Videotaping a wedding
or two on the weekends?

1317
00:57:29,365 --> 00:57:30,794
I mean, that
satisfies you?

1318
00:57:30,869 --> 00:57:32,724
No.

1319
00:57:32,789 --> 00:57:36,050
But once I started
videotaping people's weddings,

1320
00:57:36,116 --> 00:57:39,313
they would, you know,
come up to me for other things.

1321
00:57:39,381 --> 00:57:42,283
You know, "My wife's having a baby
shower. Could you videotape that? '

1322
00:57:42,357 --> 00:57:45,554
Or "Hey, my daughter's getting baptized.
Could you come on by? '

1323
00:57:45,621 --> 00:57:48,075
Or "My kid's got the lead in the school
play. You got to be there."

1324
00:57:48,148 --> 00:57:54,193
I was working 6, 7 days
a week, and I loved it.

1325
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,170
I can't explain it
really.

1326
00:57:56,245 --> 00:57:59,954
Something about watching a baby being
welcomed to the world by its new family

1327
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:03,795
or a kid getting his first at bat
in a little league game.

1328
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,136
I don't know.

1329
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:07,626
I don't know.
It's, uh...

1330
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,609
It's an honor.

1331
00:58:09,684 --> 00:58:13,361
It's an honor that these people asked me
to be there for those moments...

1332
00:58:13,428 --> 00:58:16,744
and I get paid for it.

1333
00:58:21,843 --> 00:58:25,040
I'd like to propose
one last toast...

1334
00:58:25,108 --> 00:58:26,963
to our new friend Nick...

1335
00:58:27,028 --> 00:58:30,671
definitely someone
I'd like to have in my lifeboat.

1336
00:58:30,738 --> 00:58:31,632
Hear, hear.

1337
00:58:31,698 --> 00:58:32,592
Cheers.

1338
00:58:32,659 --> 00:58:33,968
Thank you.

1339
00:58:36,435 --> 00:58:38,345
What do you say,
honey?

1340
00:58:38,419 --> 00:58:41,169
Don't be afraid
to dive right in.

1341
00:58:56,595 --> 00:58:57,969
Whoo.

1342
00:59:00,850 --> 00:59:02,279
Ahem.

1343
00:59:02,355 --> 00:59:03,728
I suddenly realized

1344
00:59:03,793 --> 00:59:05,648
that I haven't told you
how beautiful you look tonight.

1345
00:59:05,714 --> 00:59:08,529
Oh, Nick, come on.
Don't waste that stuff.

1346
00:59:08,594 --> 00:59:10,449
Nobody's here.
They can't hear you.

1347
00:59:18,193 --> 00:59:21,008
Oh, I'm sorry.

1348
00:59:21,073 --> 00:59:22,928
I'm sorry.

1349
00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:24,848
Thank you.

1350
00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:28,688
Thank you.

1351
00:59:33,009 --> 00:59:34,864
Do you want to dance?
Maybe we should dance.

1352
00:59:34,929 --> 00:59:36,303
Yeah, yeah.

1353
00:59:55,089 --> 00:59:57,904
So how do you
think it's going?

1354
00:59:57,969 --> 01:00:00,302
Um, fine, I guess.

1355
01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:03,663
But you know if one of us
doesn't start this fight pretty soon,

1356
01:00:03,728 --> 01:00:06,030
um, everybody's
going to miss it.

1357
01:00:06,096 --> 01:00:07,503
Right.

1358
01:00:09,007 --> 01:00:11,822
I was, uh...
I was thinking.

1359
01:00:14,288 --> 01:00:17,517
What if, um, what if I didn't
pick a fight with you tonight?

1360
01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:20,932
You know, what if we finished
our meal with these people and...

1361
01:00:21,007 --> 01:00:22,251
And what?

1362
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:24,294
Um, I don't know.

1363
01:00:24,367 --> 01:00:26,701
You know, I...

1364
01:00:26,767 --> 01:00:28,556
You know,
I could come down on weekends.

1365
01:00:28,623 --> 01:00:30,957
I could get to
know you better.

1366
01:00:31,023 --> 01:00:31,917
Ahem.

1367
01:00:31,983 --> 01:00:33,838
You could always
break up with me...

1368
01:00:33,903 --> 01:00:35,758
down the road,
you know?

1369
01:00:35,823 --> 01:00:37,100
Mm-hmm.

1370
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:39,501
Sorry if I'm making your life
more complicated, Kate, okay?

1371
01:00:39,567 --> 01:00:41,901
But I find you
so attractive.

1372
01:00:41,966 --> 01:00:43,908
Okay, stop! Don't!
Listen, don't say that.

1373
01:00:43,982 --> 01:00:46,797
Come on. See,
that is why I wanted to pay you.

1374
01:00:46,862 --> 01:00:49,197
Okay. No, you're right.
I'm sorry.

1375
01:00:49,263 --> 01:00:51,118
I can't believe I'm apologizing
for liking you.

1376
01:00:51,183 --> 01:00:53,702
Is it this other guy?
This guy that's not your boyfriend?

1377
01:00:53,773 --> 01:00:54,951
Shh! Leave him out
of this, all right?

1378
01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:56,648
We had a deal.
That's all.

1379
01:00:56,718 --> 01:00:57,896
Then why isn't he
your boyfriend, Kate?

1380
01:00:57,966 --> 01:00:58,827
If you like him so much
and he likes you,

1381
01:00:58,894 --> 01:01:00,138
then why isn't he
your boyfriend?

1382
01:01:00,206 --> 01:01:01,668
Because, technically,
I'm unavailable

1383
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:04,556
because, technically,
you are my boyfriend, okay?

1384
01:01:04,622 --> 01:01:07,207
Oh. So let me get
this straight.

1385
01:01:07,277 --> 01:01:11,336
You're sleeping with a guy who,
technically, you can't go out with,

1386
01:01:11,405 --> 01:01:13,194
but you won't even
consider just dating me,

1387
01:01:13,262 --> 01:01:15,334
who, technically, you're going to
marry and have kids with.

1388
01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:18,950
Okay, look. Listen, I don't want to
date you. I don't want to marry you.

1389
01:01:19,021 --> 01:01:22,317
I don't want to have kids with you.
I just want to break up with you.

1390
01:01:22,381 --> 01:01:25,196
Please, that's
why we're here. Okay?

1391
01:01:25,261 --> 01:01:28,937
So please can we
just stick to the plan?

1392
01:01:29,005 --> 01:01:30,466
Please.

1393
01:01:35,821 --> 01:01:37,576
See you
Wednesday, all right?

1394
01:01:37,644 --> 01:01:39,106
Mrs. Davenport: Good night.

1395
01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:41,996
Well, sorry, kids,
but we're out of here.

1396
01:01:42,061 --> 01:01:44,876
No, no, no,
you can't leave yet.

1397
01:01:44,941 --> 01:01:46,796
I know, I know, I sense
that something big is in the air,

1398
01:01:46,861 --> 01:01:49,675
but I've got to
get up early.

1399
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:50,634
We've got a meeting
with a marriage counselor.

1400
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:53,996
Nick, um, pleasure
meeting you,

1401
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:57,355
and you are everything
Kate said you would be.

1402
01:01:57,421 --> 01:01:58,313
Good night.

1403
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:00,235
Good night!

1404
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,674
Mrs. Mercer: Good night.

1405
01:02:01,739 --> 01:02:03,594
Good night.

1406
01:02:03,659 --> 01:02:06,213
Mrs. Mercer: Oh, I love her.

1407
01:02:06,284 --> 01:02:08,869
Jackie, she turned me on
to a great pilates teacher.

1408
01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:10,500
Very ambitious.

1409
01:02:10,571 --> 01:02:12,458
Honestly.

1410
01:02:12,523 --> 01:02:15,590
This has been such
a wonderful evening.

1411
01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:17,732
Thank you. Thanks.

1412
01:02:17,803 --> 01:02:19,112
Yes, it has been.
It really has been.

1413
01:02:20,459 --> 01:02:24,420
Mr. Davenport: Well, um,
one for the road?

1414
01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:32,324
My! Honey!
Are you-excuse me.

1415
01:02:32,394 --> 01:02:34,303
This is so weird, I-

1416
01:02:34,378 --> 01:02:36,483
Come on!

1417
01:02:38,154 --> 01:02:40,543
Everything all right
under there?

1418
01:02:40,619 --> 01:02:42,407
Ooh! Yeah!

1419
01:02:42,474 --> 01:02:45,573
I just, uh, kicked
myself in the shin.

1420
01:02:45,642 --> 01:02:47,398
He's always-He's
always doing that.

1421
01:02:47,466 --> 01:02:49,571
He just has this
weird tic thing that...

1422
01:02:49,642 --> 01:02:50,689
Spasm.

1423
01:02:50,762 --> 01:02:52,486
Oh, honey, you know
what? By the way,

1424
01:02:52,554 --> 01:02:53,927
don't bother flying
in next weekend.

1425
01:02:53,993 --> 01:02:55,848
I mean, I really need to spend
Saturday and Sunday

1426
01:02:55,914 --> 01:02:57,604
figuring out
the new media buys

1427
01:02:57,674 --> 01:02:58,884
for the next round
of Gulden's tests.

1428
01:02:58,954 --> 01:02:59,936
Oh. Hey.

1429
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,760
If you got to work,
you got to work, right?

1430
01:03:02,826 --> 01:03:05,542
I mean, how often does somebody
our age get the opportunity

1431
01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:06,886
that Kate has?

1432
01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,327
There's a team
player right there.

1433
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:10,149
You guys,
team-shmeam.

1434
01:03:10,217 --> 01:03:12,160
Oh, you know what else,
though?

1435
01:03:12,233 --> 01:03:14,273
About your parents'
35th anniversary party?

1436
01:03:14,345 --> 01:03:15,522
Mmm?

1437
01:03:15,592 --> 01:03:17,086
I don't think I can
commit to the date, honey.

1438
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,015
I'm sorry.
I just can't.

1439
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,284
I don't know where we're going to
be with Gulden's at that point.

1440
01:03:21,353 --> 01:03:23,109
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure Mom and Dad will understand.

1441
01:03:23,177 --> 01:03:25,064
You can see them
on their 36th anniversary.

1442
01:03:30,408 --> 01:03:33,223
Darling, you know
what else on that other issue?

1443
01:03:33,288 --> 01:03:37,543
I've decided no babies until I
put in a good 10 years at the agency.

1444
01:03:37,608 --> 01:03:40,805
I mean, I think
I owe Mr. Mercer that.

1445
01:03:40,872 --> 01:03:43,774
You know,
I had a hunch.

1446
01:03:43,848 --> 01:03:45,222
So that's why
next weekend-

1447
01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:46,663
when you're working,
of course-

1448
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:50,502
I'm going to look into
that surrogate mother thing

1449
01:03:50,567 --> 01:03:52,640
we talked about, okay?

1450
01:03:52,712 --> 01:03:57,251
I mean, a man's got to do
what a man's got to do, you know?

1451
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,102
Excuse me just for a second,
'cause I'll be right back.

1452
01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,061
Excuse me.

1453
01:04:01,127 --> 01:04:02,534
Hurry back, honey.

1454
01:04:02,599 --> 01:04:04,192
Oh, don't worry.
I will.

1455
01:04:04,263 --> 01:04:06,336
Okay.

1456
01:04:06,439 --> 01:04:12,102
Excuse me, I was wondering-Could you
dial a phone number for me?

1457
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:14,720
Certainly,
Mademoiselle.

1458
01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:20,258
But I mean, even then, you know,
with all that, I still just knew.

1459
01:04:20,327 --> 01:04:21,570
My God, she was
20 pounds heavier.

1460
01:04:21,638 --> 01:04:23,132
I mean, that's hard
to imagine.

1461
01:04:23,206 --> 01:04:24,930
Yeah, it is, huh?
Hey, there she is.

1462
01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:26,275
Here I am.

1463
01:04:26,342 --> 01:04:27,488
Have a nice little chat
with yourself?

1464
01:04:27,559 --> 01:04:28,573
Yes,
I certainly did.

1465
01:04:29,607 --> 01:04:31,581
I think it's
in your purse.

1466
01:04:31,654 --> 01:04:34,523
Ha! It's ours.

1467
01:04:34,598 --> 01:04:35,973
Hello?

1468
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:41,734
Yes. Hold, please.

1469
01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:43,902
It's for you.
It's her.

1470
01:04:43,973 --> 01:04:45,664
Who her? What?

1471
01:04:45,733 --> 01:04:47,588
Oh, come on, Nick.
This is humiliating enough.

1472
01:04:47,653 --> 01:04:49,279
Would you just
take the phone?

1473
01:04:50,918 --> 01:04:53,731
Hello?

1474
01:04:53,797 --> 01:04:54,725
There's nobody there,
Kate.

1475
01:04:54,789 --> 01:04:57,407
Well, no, not now
there isn't. No!

1476
01:04:57,477 --> 01:04:58,939
Darling?

1477
01:04:59,013 --> 01:05:01,533
I thought that was over.
I thought she was out of your life.

1478
01:05:01,605 --> 01:05:03,296
I can't believe you.

1479
01:05:03,365 --> 01:05:06,681
I can't believe this.
I'm sorry. This is-Oh, God!

1480
01:05:06,757 --> 01:05:09,091
Well, maybe the rest of us
should go to the bar for a few moments.

1481
01:05:09,157 --> 01:05:10,619
No, no, no!

1482
01:05:10,693 --> 01:05:12,897
We-We-We can go
to the bar, please!

1483
01:05:12,965 --> 01:05:15,833
We can go to the bar.

1484
01:05:15,908 --> 01:05:18,330
Honey, why don't we go to the bar
where we can talk about this?

1485
01:05:18,405 --> 01:05:20,544
No. You go to the bar, Nick!
You go to the bar,

1486
01:05:20,613 --> 01:05:22,784
because that's where people go
when they want to meet people

1487
01:05:22,853 --> 01:05:24,708
other than their wives
and their fiancées, isn't it?

1488
01:05:24,773 --> 01:05:27,740
And besides, you know what?
We have nothing to talk about

1489
01:05:27,811 --> 01:05:31,357
because we had an agreement
and you broke it!

1490
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:34,724
And I don't think
I like you very much anymore!

1491
01:05:34,788 --> 01:05:37,504
Mrs. Mercer: You're doing
the right thing, honey.

1492
01:05:37,571 --> 01:05:39,262
Put your foot down now.

1493
01:05:39,331 --> 01:05:40,542
Thank you.

1494
01:05:48,931 --> 01:05:50,687
So I have a mistress.

1495
01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:53,243
You mean you admit it?

1496
01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:55,104
Yes.

1497
01:05:57,092 --> 01:05:58,466
I admit it.

1498
01:05:58,531 --> 01:05:59,905
Okay.

1499
01:05:59,971 --> 01:06:01,531
Yeah, I admit it.
I'm not ashamed of it, okay?

1500
01:06:01,603 --> 01:06:03,840
And you know why
I have a mistress?

1501
01:06:03,907 --> 01:06:05,849
Because she has
a mistress, too.

1502
01:06:05,923 --> 01:06:07,745
She's gay?

1503
01:06:07,811 --> 01:06:09,273
What are you saying?

1504
01:06:09,347 --> 01:06:10,458
- You want to know what I'm saying?
- Yeah!

1505
01:06:10,530 --> 01:06:11,905
I'll tell you what
I'm saying!

1506
01:06:11,970 --> 01:06:14,588
I can no longer play sloppy seconds
to you and your job!

1507
01:06:14,658 --> 01:06:17,441
You are so in love
with Mercer Advertising!

1508
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:19,678
It's all you do! It's all you
think about! It's all you talk about!

1509
01:06:19,747 --> 01:06:21,918
Son, I want you to lower
your voice and sit down.

1510
01:06:21,986 --> 01:06:23,295
Excuse me!

1511
01:06:23,362 --> 01:06:26,232
Do either of you know what it's like
to always be number two

1512
01:06:26,306 --> 01:06:28,161
in the eyes of
the woman you love?

1513
01:06:32,545 --> 01:06:33,920
I do.

1514
01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:38,590
Now I know
how Gulden's feels.

1515
01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:42,551
Katie, I can no longer compete
with this man and his company,

1516
01:06:42,625 --> 01:06:44,032
and I want out!

1517
01:06:44,098 --> 01:06:46,170
What! What!
No, no, Nick!

1518
01:06:46,241 --> 01:06:47,386
Nick, no. You
can't do this.

1519
01:06:47,457 --> 01:06:49,759
Young man, this is not
the time and not the place.

1520
01:06:49,825 --> 01:06:53,470
Excuse me!
I don't want to marry you, Kate!

1521
01:06:53,537 --> 01:06:56,254
Do you understand?
I don't want to marry you!

1522
01:06:56,321 --> 01:07:00,347
It's over! You hear me!
I don't want to marry you anymore.

1523
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,759
Not today!
Not tomorrow!

1524
01:07:07,616 --> 01:07:09,471
Let me tell you
something.

1525
01:07:09,536 --> 01:07:13,050
You may be a hero,
but you're no gentleman.

1526
01:07:13,121 --> 01:07:14,168
Come on, Katie. Dinner's over.
Let's get out of here.

1527
01:07:14,241 --> 01:07:16,095
Okay.

1528
01:07:23,361 --> 01:07:26,589
You know, it's one thing to cheat
after a few years of marriage,

1529
01:07:26,655 --> 01:07:28,630
but while you're
still single?!

1530
01:07:30,368 --> 01:07:32,888
Shame on you!

1531
01:07:36,801 --> 01:07:40,095
Don't bother looking back.
He is out of your life.

1532
01:07:40,159 --> 01:07:41,468
Come on.

1533
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,734
Hey, how's your leg?

1534
01:08:04,159 --> 01:08:05,533
Think I'll live.

1535
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:06,974
Yeah?

1536
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:10,038
Sorry. I got a little
carried away in there.

1537
01:08:11,774 --> 01:08:14,589
So I guess now, um...

1538
01:08:14,654 --> 01:08:16,148
Now your life's
perfect, huh?

1539
01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:19,867
Well, uh...

1540
01:08:19,935 --> 01:08:21,592
Yeah, actually.

1541
01:08:24,734 --> 01:08:27,549
That's great.
Really, that's great.

1542
01:08:34,429 --> 01:08:38,107
I never met anyone in my life that knew
what they wanted more than you do.

1543
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:42,907
Is that a compliment?

1544
01:08:42,973 --> 01:08:45,788
Yes, it's a compliment.
Definitely a compliment.

1545
01:08:45,853 --> 01:08:46,747
Thank you.

1546
01:08:46,813 --> 01:08:48,755
You're welcome.

1547
01:09:02,173 --> 01:09:04,028
That Sam's
a lucky guy.

1548
01:09:07,389 --> 01:09:09,942
Make sure you tell
him I said so, okay?

1549
01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,562
Aren't you supposed
to be with your boyfriend?

1550
01:09:37,627 --> 01:09:39,961
How in God's name did
you get rid of him?

1551
01:09:40,027 --> 01:09:41,882
Oh, it was awful,
so awful.

1552
01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:44,282
We had this huge fight
in front of everybody.

1553
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:47,162
But it's okay.
It's over. We ended it.

1554
01:09:51,067 --> 01:09:52,921
What?

1555
01:09:52,987 --> 01:09:56,762
Well, I hope you
didn't do this for me.

1556
01:09:56,827 --> 01:09:58,682
No.

1557
01:09:58,747 --> 01:10:02,041
Egomaniac,
I did it for me.

1558
01:10:05,883 --> 01:10:08,217
Now, why are you over there
and I'm over here?

1559
01:10:08,282 --> 01:10:11,096
I just think you should take a breath
and think this through.

1560
01:10:11,161 --> 01:10:13,976
I mean, what you had with Nick
was really special.

1561
01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:17,817
Really?
You think so, huh?

1562
01:10:19,802 --> 01:10:21,176
Hmm.

1563
01:10:25,082 --> 01:10:26,456
You know what, Sam?

1564
01:10:26,521 --> 01:10:28,376
You're just always going to be
that guy at the restaurant

1565
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,296
who, when he gets
what he ordered,

1566
01:10:30,361 --> 01:10:33,175
always wishes he got
what the guy next to him did.

1567
01:10:33,241 --> 01:10:35,575
Oh, wait, wait.
Come on, what are you doing?

1568
01:10:35,641 --> 01:10:36,535
Please don't
leave mad.

1569
01:10:36,601 --> 01:10:37,976
No, I should just leave.

1570
01:10:38,041 --> 01:10:39,415
What are you
talking about?

1571
01:10:39,481 --> 01:10:41,336
Come here, let me make you
a nice cup of coffee.

1572
01:10:41,402 --> 01:10:43,255
You don't even know
how I take my coffee.

1573
01:10:43,321 --> 01:10:45,655
Well, you'll tell me,
and then I'll know.

1574
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,575
No. Come on! No!
Will you just let me out of here?

1575
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:48,534
Hold on,
this one sticks.

1576
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,951
God, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?

1577
01:11:08,952 --> 01:11:10,611
That was fast.

1578
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,622
Sorry.

1579
01:11:12,696 --> 01:11:15,216
Jesus!

1580
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,294
What happened, Kate?
Did he hit you?

1581
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:20,214
No. Just like everything else
that sucks in my life,

1582
01:11:20,279 --> 01:11:21,173
I did it to myself.

1583
01:11:21,239 --> 01:11:22,614
Come here.

1584
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,054
It's not a big deal.

1585
01:11:24,119 --> 01:11:25,974
What do you mean it's not a big deal?
You look like a raccoon.

1586
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,413
I just need to get ice
on it, that's all.

1587
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:28,373
Okay, I'll get you ice.
I'll get you ice.

1588
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:29,814
Oh, I'm a big girl.

1589
01:11:29,879 --> 01:11:30,773
Sit down. Sit down.

1590
01:11:30,839 --> 01:11:32,213
Don't go anywhere.
Stay.

1591
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,207
You have any steak?

1592
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:37,589
No.

1593
01:11:37,655 --> 01:11:40,207
Well, I don't think this Lean Cuisine's
going to get it done.

1594
01:11:40,279 --> 01:11:41,326
Here.

1595
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:44,301
By the way, your mother
called about 5 times.

1596
01:11:44,374 --> 01:11:46,611
I let the machine
get it.

1597
01:11:46,679 --> 01:11:47,573
Thank you.

1598
01:11:47,639 --> 01:11:48,533
They're peas.

1599
01:11:48,599 --> 01:11:49,973
Go ahead.
They' refrozen.

1600
01:11:50,038 --> 01:11:52,853
All right.
Ahh... no, no, no.

1601
01:11:52,918 --> 01:11:54,325
Okay? Aww.

1602
01:11:57,175 --> 01:11:58,768
Oh, God.

1603
01:11:58,839 --> 01:11:59,666
It's on the floor
under my shirt.

1604
01:12:01,494 --> 01:12:04,462
Hello? Hi, I'm fine.
I'm alive. Don't come over.

1605
01:12:06,295 --> 01:12:10,571
My floral dress, my snakeskin sandals,
and my beaded bag.

1606
01:12:13,493 --> 01:12:15,981
Yeah. Yeah. No.
They loved him, Mom.

1607
01:12:16,053 --> 01:12:18,704
It was
a great night. We...

1608
01:12:20,566 --> 01:12:22,540
I mean-but you know,
something happened actually. No.

1609
01:12:22,613 --> 01:12:25,810
And, um... Ma,
I gotta call you back.

1610
01:12:25,877 --> 01:12:28,430
Why did you do that?

1611
01:12:29,653 --> 01:12:31,180
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.

1612
01:12:31,254 --> 01:12:32,463
Answer the phone.

1613
01:12:32,532 --> 01:12:34,059
No, I don't want to lie.
I don't want to lie to her.

1614
01:12:34,133 --> 01:12:35,180
Then don't.

1615
01:12:46,132 --> 01:12:47,026
Hi, Ma.

1616
01:12:47,092 --> 01:12:50,867
Yeah. No.
Uh, something happened.

1617
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,787
I don't know
what happened.

1618
01:12:52,853 --> 01:12:56,147
No. I know, I know, Ma.

1619
01:12:56,212 --> 01:12:58,962
I do know what happened.
I just-I panicked.

1620
01:12:59,028 --> 01:13:02,290
Because I don't want you to be
disappointed in me.

1621
01:13:05,012 --> 01:13:06,669
Right.

1622
01:13:06,739 --> 01:13:10,001
I know that you think that I could never
disappoint you, but, Mom, let me tell you,

1623
01:13:10,067 --> 01:13:10,961
I could.

1624
01:13:12,468 --> 01:13:16,242
Oh, yeah, that's what you were
talking about, right?

1625
01:13:16,307 --> 01:13:18,642
Well, you know,
they mostly loved him.

1626
01:13:20,627 --> 01:13:22,961
Where is he?

1627
01:13:23,028 --> 01:13:24,402
Now?

1628
01:13:24,467 --> 01:13:25,580
Um...

1629
01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:29,198
Well, see, now, what do you mean
when you say "where is he? '

1630
01:13:29,266 --> 01:13:30,160
You mean, like,
physically now?

1631
01:13:30,226 --> 01:13:32,049
I'm
right here, Rita.

1632
01:13:32,115 --> 01:13:34,482
But, uh, you have to
promise not to be shocked

1633
01:13:34,547 --> 01:13:37,100
or think any less of
your daughter, okay?

1634
01:13:38,386 --> 01:13:40,394
Right now?

1635
01:13:40,467 --> 01:13:46,031
Um... Well, a pair of boxer shorts,
a T-shirt, and a smile.

1636
01:13:47,987 --> 01:13:48,914
Yeah?

1637
01:13:50,866 --> 01:13:54,379
Well, you know what, I am looking
at your picture right now, too.

1638
01:13:58,003 --> 01:13:59,377
Yeah.

1639
01:13:59,442 --> 01:14:02,060
Yeah, I, uh,
I like her a lot.

1640
01:14:03,281 --> 01:14:05,703
Well, in fact, uh...

1641
01:14:05,778 --> 01:14:08,975
I like her more
every minute I spend with her.

1642
01:14:11,921 --> 01:14:14,255
I'm gonna give you
back to Kate now, okay?

1643
01:14:16,242 --> 01:14:19,057
Well, I look forward
to meeting you, too, Rita.

1644
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,332
Bye.

1645
01:14:25,841 --> 01:14:28,176
Listen, Mom,
I'm gonna hang up now, okay?

1646
01:14:30,641 --> 01:14:32,016
Oh, my God.

1647
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,815
A diaphragm, a sponge,
and a rubber. Good-bye.

1648
01:15:08,495 --> 01:15:09,869
Thank you for that.

1649
01:15:35,374 --> 01:15:39,465
Macy Gray: Games, changes, and fears

1650
01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:43,724
When will they go from here?

1651
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:46,179
When will they stop

1652
01:15:46,254 --> 01:15:49,292
I believe that lie,
and I choke

1653
01:15:49,358 --> 01:15:53,002
I try to walk away,
and I stumble

1654
01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:55,590
And though I try to
hide it, it's clear

1655
01:15:55,662 --> 01:15:58,979
My world crumbles
when you are not there

1656
01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,420
Good-bye, and I choke

1657
01:16:01,486 --> 01:16:04,747
I try to walk away,
and I stumble

1658
01:16:04,814 --> 01:16:06,669
And though I try to hide it

1659
01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:07,879
It's clear

1660
01:16:07,950 --> 01:16:10,470
My world crumbles
when you are not near

1661
01:16:10,541 --> 01:16:11,718
You're kidding.

1662
01:16:11,789 --> 01:16:13,611
His mistress showed up
right there at the dinner?

1663
01:16:13,677 --> 01:16:15,084
Yeah. I heard Kate
had a complete breakdown.

1664
01:16:15,149 --> 01:16:16,523
And then Mrs. Mercer
either punched him

1665
01:16:16,589 --> 01:16:17,964
or punched
the girlfriend.

1666
01:16:18,029 --> 01:16:19,436
I heard the guy
punched Mr. Mercer.

1667
01:16:19,501 --> 01:16:21,323
I heard it turned into a giant brawl,
everybody punching everybody.

1668
01:16:21,390 --> 01:16:22,566
Shh.

1669
01:16:25,325 --> 01:16:28,261
Morning.

1670
01:16:30,061 --> 01:16:30,955
See that?

1671
01:16:32,013 --> 01:16:34,281
She looks like
Petey from Our Gang.

1672
01:16:53,964 --> 01:16:54,945
Hello.

1673
01:16:55,019 --> 01:16:56,296
You're still there.

1674
01:16:56,363 --> 01:16:59,178
No. I-nothing's wrong.

1675
01:16:59,243 --> 01:17:03,498
I just had this awful
feeling, uh,

1676
01:17:03,564 --> 01:17:05,897
that, um...

1677
01:17:05,962 --> 01:17:09,192
That you were gonna leave and I wasn't
gonna have a chance to say good-bye.

1678
01:17:11,083 --> 01:17:12,360
You know how you said,

1679
01:17:12,428 --> 01:17:14,533
um, last night about
coming down on the weekends-

1680
01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:15,650
Ahem.

1681
01:17:15,723 --> 01:17:19,814
Uh, you know what?
I got to call you back.

1682
01:17:19,883 --> 01:17:21,573
Are you gonna be around for a while?
Can I call you back?

1683
01:17:21,643 --> 01:17:23,104
Don't go far.

1684
01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:29,896
That must have been quite a show
you put on last night.

1685
01:17:29,962 --> 01:17:31,817
It's all anybody's
talking about.

1686
01:17:31,882 --> 01:17:33,737
I like
the Audrey Hepburn thing.

1687
01:17:33,802 --> 01:17:35,176
Nice touch.

1688
01:17:35,242 --> 01:17:37,512
Everyone will assume you're still
crying your eyes out.

1689
01:17:37,579 --> 01:17:38,756
Yeah.

1690
01:17:38,826 --> 01:17:40,451
Uh, Darce, I really got to
talk to you about something.

1691
01:17:40,521 --> 01:17:44,067
Well, Mr. Mercer and I, we have
something we'd like talk to you about.

1692
01:17:44,138 --> 01:17:46,560
What? What did I do?

1693
01:17:46,634 --> 01:17:49,567
Yeah, well, I'm pleased
you're pleased.

1694
01:17:49,641 --> 01:17:51,103
I know.
Absolutely.

1695
01:17:51,178 --> 01:17:52,160
Ahem.

1696
01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:54,470
Uh, hold on.
My troops are just arriving.

1697
01:17:54,537 --> 01:17:57,221
Yeah, I'll call you back.

1698
01:17:58,858 --> 01:18:00,003
Ladies.

1699
01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:11,591
Um, everybody okay?

1700
01:18:11,656 --> 01:18:14,471
Oh, well,
she's just... you know.

1701
01:18:14,536 --> 01:18:16,391
Good. Good.

1702
01:18:16,457 --> 01:18:19,752
We've just gotten the results from
Gulden's advertising test in Rochester,

1703
01:18:19,817 --> 01:18:23,591
and everyone is so pleased that they've
decided to launch nationally A. SA.P.

1704
01:18:23,656 --> 01:18:24,966
Oh, God!

1705
01:18:25,032 --> 01:18:27,421
Now, what this early go-ahead means
is that we've got a shot

1706
01:18:27,497 --> 01:18:29,351
at putting something together
for the Super Bowl.

1707
01:18:30,473 --> 01:18:33,190
Baby, the Super Bowl!
The Super Bowl, baby!

1708
01:18:33,256 --> 01:18:34,368
Oh, my God!

1709
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:35,367
The Super Bowl.

1710
01:18:35,432 --> 01:18:37,156
Oh, wow.
Oh, there's the chest pain.

1711
01:18:37,224 --> 01:18:40,769
Davenport and his people are coming by
day after tomorrow to hear concepts.

1712
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:41,823
Yes. God.

1713
01:18:41,896 --> 01:18:43,206
Can I have a tissue,
please?

1714
01:18:43,272 --> 01:18:45,605
Also-And this is
a little complicated for me,

1715
01:18:45,671 --> 01:18:48,006
but don't let it spoil
your good fortune-

1716
01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:50,210
Davenport has asked me
to move Sela out of the way

1717
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,774
and to make you creative
leader on the account.

1718
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:56,166
Whoa.
What happened to you?

1719
01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:57,311
Nothing.

1720
01:18:57,383 --> 01:18:59,041
Oh, no. Nothing.

1721
01:18:59,111 --> 01:19:00,485
Oh, it's not-This is not
what you think it is.

1722
01:19:00,551 --> 01:19:01,827
It's-It's...

1723
01:19:01,895 --> 01:19:03,838
I'm such a klutz. I was
getting dressed in the dark-

1724
01:19:03,911 --> 01:19:06,245
Look, I know that this
goes without saying.

1725
01:19:06,310 --> 01:19:09,125
Last night was very upsetting
for all of us.

1726
01:19:09,190 --> 01:19:11,045
I mean, no one more so
than you, I'm sure,

1727
01:19:11,110 --> 01:19:12,965
but everyone here is
working under the assumption

1728
01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:14,853
that this part of
your life is over,

1729
01:19:14,919 --> 01:19:18,234
that this person
is out of your life.

1730
01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:20,165
I mean, with
this big account,

1731
01:19:20,230 --> 01:19:24,005
we're all gonna be eating a lot
of dinners, going to a lot of functions,

1732
01:19:24,070 --> 01:19:26,405
maybe picking up
a clio or two,

1733
01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:30,244
and he is not someone
anyone wants to see again...

1734
01:19:30,309 --> 01:19:32,164
certainly not with you.

1735
01:20:00,006 --> 01:20:03,071
There's something
wrong with your phone.

1736
01:20:03,141 --> 01:20:06,175
No, uh, I waited by it
all day for you to call me back,

1737
01:20:06,245 --> 01:20:08,579
and when you didn't,
I figured it out.

1738
01:20:08,645 --> 01:20:10,980
There must be something
wrong with it...

1739
01:20:11,045 --> 01:20:12,702
Something wrong
with something.

1740
01:20:12,772 --> 01:20:15,772
Oh, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1741
01:20:15,844 --> 01:20:17,699
I... I'm a terrible person.

1742
01:20:17,764 --> 01:20:20,579
It just sort of got
really crazy here today.

1743
01:20:20,644 --> 01:20:23,458
Well, um...
Good crazy?

1744
01:20:23,524 --> 01:20:25,858
Well, good crazy,
bad crazy.

1745
01:20:25,924 --> 01:20:33,529
Um... I kind of got this enormous
opportunity to, um, do a commercial.

1746
01:20:33,604 --> 01:20:34,978
That sounds good.

1747
01:20:35,043 --> 01:20:38,339
It is good.
It is good, very good.

1748
01:20:38,404 --> 01:20:39,811
Uh...

1749
01:20:41,764 --> 01:20:44,446
I mean, you know, as you
can see in front of you,

1750
01:20:44,515 --> 01:20:46,009
it's, um...

1751
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:48,898
I'm gonna be working
like mad, you know,

1752
01:20:48,963 --> 01:20:50,818
and it means
a lot of late nights

1753
01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:58,008
and, uh, deadlines and,
uh, migraines, and, um...

1754
01:20:58,082 --> 01:21:04,160
Doesn't really leave a lot
of time for anything else.

1755
01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,943
Is that the official
change of subject that just went by?

1756
01:21:09,602 --> 01:21:12,417
It's just really bad timing
with this, Nick.

1757
01:21:12,482 --> 01:21:14,141
Really bad timing.

1758
01:21:29,282 --> 01:21:30,689
I want you to have that.

1759
01:21:37,378 --> 01:21:41,152
I haven't been around
nearly as much as you, Kate, but, um...

1760
01:21:41,218 --> 01:21:44,447
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to
leave that on the night table.

1761
01:21:44,513 --> 01:21:46,423
All right. You know,
don't say that, okay?

1762
01:21:46,497 --> 01:21:48,832
That's for your travel expenses
and your-your incidentals.

1763
01:21:48,898 --> 01:21:50,239
I know what it's for.

1764
01:21:50,305 --> 01:21:52,672
Well, what do you
want me to do, huh, Nick?

1765
01:21:52,737 --> 01:21:54,592
I mean, you want me
to just quit?

1766
01:21:54,657 --> 01:21:57,243
All of this just because you had one nice
conversation with my mother on the phone?

1767
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:58,687
Okay. I'll see you
around, Kate.

1768
01:21:58,753 --> 01:22:00,825
Or what? Just lie? Tell them
it was a lie? It was all a big joke?

1769
01:22:00,897 --> 01:22:02,074
I mean...

1770
01:22:02,144 --> 01:22:03,159
That's a thought.

1771
01:22:03,233 --> 01:22:04,662
Oh, yeah.

1772
01:22:04,736 --> 01:22:06,111
Okay.

1773
01:22:08,193 --> 01:22:09,240
Thank you.

1774
01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:12,470
I'll leave your key
under your mat.

1775
01:22:14,816 --> 01:22:16,507
I mean, you know, Nick,
remember the plan?

1776
01:22:16,576 --> 01:22:18,399
You were just
supposed to go away.

1777
01:22:18,464 --> 01:22:19,544
Right?

1778
01:22:29,215 --> 01:22:32,925
Aimee Mann: I'm told the case
is now closed

1779
01:22:36,383 --> 01:22:39,644
So I can come to my senses

1780
01:22:39,711 --> 01:22:40,725
Hi, Mom.

1781
01:22:43,775 --> 01:22:46,808
But when the question
is posed

1782
01:22:50,078 --> 01:22:53,690
I'll have
this meager defense

1783
01:22:53,758 --> 01:23:00,599
I was hopin' that
you'd know better than this

1784
01:23:00,670 --> 01:23:07,379
I was hopin',
but you're an amateur

1785
01:23:07,453 --> 01:23:13,083
I was hopin' that
you'd know better

1786
01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:19,640
But I've been wrong before

1787
01:23:19,709 --> 01:23:21,399
Tracy's gonna kill me,
I'm so late.

1788
01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:23,323
Second Share
a cab downtown?

1789
01:23:23,389 --> 01:23:25,243
My boyfriend's
meeting me at PJ. Clarke's.

1790
01:23:25,309 --> 01:23:26,683
Can I bring Sarah?

1791
01:23:26,749 --> 01:23:28,537
Yeah, I suppose.

1792
01:23:36,765 --> 01:23:38,042
Carlos.

1793
01:23:41,084 --> 01:23:42,458
Hey, Kate.

1794
01:23:42,524 --> 01:23:43,418
Yeah?

1795
01:23:43,484 --> 01:23:44,695
It's gonna be great.

1796
01:23:44,764 --> 01:23:46,171
Thank you.

1797
01:23:47,804 --> 01:23:48,698
Hi.

1798
01:23:48,764 --> 01:23:49,658
Oh. Thanks.

1799
01:23:50,683 --> 01:23:51,577
Same thing.

1800
01:23:51,643 --> 01:23:53,018
That's two dollars,
please?

1801
01:23:54,524 --> 01:23:55,734
Hmm.

1802
01:23:56,924 --> 01:23:58,298
Okay.

1803
01:23:58,364 --> 01:23:59,258
Sorry.

1804
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:43,920
I'm sorry, I can't-

1805
01:24:43,994 --> 01:24:47,190
I don't think I'm going to be able
to present this idea this afternoon.

1806
01:24:51,097 --> 01:24:52,952
Really?

1807
01:24:53,017 --> 01:24:54,392
Why not?

1808
01:24:56,377 --> 01:24:57,522
It's Nick.

1809
01:25:01,657 --> 01:25:05,552
Wait a minute. Nick, your, uh,
fiancé, the fellow who cheated on you?

1810
01:25:06,937 --> 01:25:08,792
Right.

1811
01:25:08,857 --> 01:25:14,771
Right, except, uh, he was never my
fiancé, and, uh, he never cheated on me.

1812
01:25:16,537 --> 01:25:20,792
Well, um,
I'm totally confused.

1813
01:25:20,856 --> 01:25:22,711
I know.

1814
01:25:22,776 --> 01:25:27,926
He was just this guy that I happened to
have a photograph taken with at a wedding.

1815
01:25:27,993 --> 01:25:30,326
I mean, I didn't even
know him.

1816
01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:34,167
He was just a stranger,
and when he got famous,

1817
01:25:34,232 --> 01:25:39,829
I went and I found him and offered him
money to come and have dinner with us.

1818
01:25:42,872 --> 01:25:50,478
I asked him to make a fool
out of himself, and he didn't want to,

1819
01:25:50,552 --> 01:25:53,847
uh, but he did it for me.

1820
01:25:53,911 --> 01:25:58,646
He did it to please me,
and I did it to please you,

1821
01:25:58,711 --> 01:26:00,118
and I'm sorry.

1822
01:26:00,184 --> 01:26:07,286
And I'm sorry most of all,
I think, that I convinced myself

1823
01:26:07,351 --> 01:26:11,082
that whatever talent I
had meant nothing unless

1824
01:26:11,095 --> 01:26:14,836
it came in this package
that everyone liked.

1825
01:26:18,391 --> 01:26:22,166
I guess you could say I was
dressing for the job I wanted.

1826
01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:27,664
I'll be out of my office
in 20 minutes.

1827
01:26:41,366 --> 01:26:42,260
Hey, hey.

1828
01:26:42,326 --> 01:26:44,181
Yeah?

1829
01:26:44,246 --> 01:26:46,580
There never was a Nick?

1830
01:26:46,646 --> 01:26:47,540
No.

1831
01:26:47,606 --> 01:26:50,421
You-You just
made him up?

1832
01:26:50,486 --> 01:26:52,341
Yeah.

1833
01:26:52,406 --> 01:26:57,140
And one of the reasons
was... to be with me?

1834
01:26:57,205 --> 01:26:59,540
Mm-hmm.

1835
01:26:59,605 --> 01:27:00,587
Wow.

1836
01:27:02,485 --> 01:27:03,379
Wow.

1837
01:27:05,365 --> 01:27:07,852
You-You really are
a bad girl.

1838
01:27:09,205 --> 01:27:10,634
I mean...

1839
01:27:12,565 --> 01:27:14,900
You really
are something.

1840
01:27:14,965 --> 01:27:17,299
Yep. I know.

1841
01:27:17,365 --> 01:27:19,153
I am something.

1842
01:27:21,140 --> 01:27:23,475
Oh, but you know, Sam...

1843
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,296
I'm a good girl.

1844
01:27:26,901 --> 01:27:28,756
I think that's always
been our problem,

1845
01:27:28,821 --> 01:27:32,115
is, you know, I-
I'm just a good girl.

1846
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:33,325
You sure?

1847
01:27:33,396 --> 01:27:35,468
Mm-hmm.

1848
01:27:40,819 --> 01:27:47,660
I tell you, though, if I ever change,
you're the first person I'm calling.

1849
01:27:53,779 --> 01:27:54,827
I hope so.

1850
01:28:06,738 --> 01:28:07,632
Okay.

1851
01:28:12,978 --> 01:28:15,248
Just, um...
couple of things.

1852
01:28:18,195 --> 01:28:22,930
You know, when I-when I applied
for my first job at Young & Rubicam,

1853
01:28:22,995 --> 01:28:25,776
I told them that I graduated
in the top 10% of my class.

1854
01:28:27,314 --> 01:28:29,802
Well, the truth is I was
lucky to graduate at all.

1855
01:28:33,074 --> 01:28:38,289
Oh. Why don't you take a few days off,
maybe-maybe go upstate,

1856
01:28:38,354 --> 01:28:40,209
maybe go to Massachusetts?

1857
01:28:59,953 --> 01:29:02,408
Hear that music? That means
the main event's about to start,

1858
01:29:02,481 --> 01:29:04,969
so you better get in your seat
so you don't miss it. Go ahead.

1859
01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:07,081
There she goes,
back to her seat.

1860
01:29:07,154 --> 01:29:08,527
Heh heh heh!

1861
01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:20,549
Thanks for the watch.

1862
01:29:26,768 --> 01:29:28,840
Ok, Nick, I'm sorry.

1863
01:29:31,727 --> 01:29:33,418
I'm working now,
you know.

1864
01:29:33,487 --> 01:29:36,302
I know. I just wanted
to tell you that, um,

1865
01:29:36,367 --> 01:29:37,862
I told everybody
the truth.

1866
01:29:37,936 --> 01:29:40,140
Well, that's...

1867
01:29:40,207 --> 01:29:41,701
that's great.

1868
01:29:41,775 --> 01:29:42,669
Yeah.

1869
01:29:42,735 --> 01:29:44,939
That's great.

1870
01:29:45,007 --> 01:29:46,316
Good-bye, Kate.

1871
01:30:16,206 --> 01:30:18,377
Would you all
please be seated?

1872
01:30:27,726 --> 01:30:28,871
Nick.

1873
01:30:31,085 --> 01:30:32,492
I-

1874
01:30:32,558 --> 01:30:36,780
Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here in the sight of God

1875
01:30:36,845 --> 01:30:39,660
and in the face of
this congregation

1876
01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:44,460
to join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony,

1877
01:30:44,525 --> 01:30:46,499
and therefore, if any man
can show just cause...

1878
01:30:46,573 --> 01:30:49,737
Kate... I got to work.

1879
01:30:49,805 --> 01:30:52,522
Just... Kate, just go.

1880
01:30:52,589 --> 01:30:53,483
No.

1881
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:54,443
Yes.

1882
01:30:54,509 --> 01:30:56,233
- Yes.
- No.

1883
01:30:56,301 --> 01:30:58,307
- No!
...forever hold his peace.

1884
01:31:04,205 --> 01:31:08,874
Daniel, do you have something
you'd like to tell me?

1885
01:31:10,860 --> 01:31:14,155
I've never seen that woman
before in my life...

1886
01:31:14,221 --> 01:31:15,814
Uh, I don't think.

1887
01:31:17,101 --> 01:31:19,620
Uh, Miss.
You back there.

1888
01:31:19,691 --> 01:31:20,869
He's talking to you.

1889
01:31:20,940 --> 01:31:23,274
Do you have something to say,
something to tell us?

1890
01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:24,233
No. No.

1891
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,674
I'm sorry.

1892
01:31:25,740 --> 01:31:27,333
No. Holding
my peace.

1893
01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:30,120
Got away from me
for a moment, but holding it.

1894
01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:34,434
It's held.
I promise.

1895
01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:38,504
God.

1896
01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:43,905
Oh, my God.

1897
01:31:46,379 --> 01:31:50,154
Hi. Could you do me a favor
and hold this for me?

1898
01:31:50,219 --> 01:31:52,553
Just point it-Seethe bride
and the groom over there?

1899
01:31:52,619 --> 01:31:53,993
You know them, right?

1900
01:31:54,058 --> 01:31:57,026
Can I, uh... Miss?
Could we, uh...

1901
01:31:58,475 --> 01:32:00,198
Get over here.

1902
01:32:00,267 --> 01:32:01,215
Listen, Kate-

1903
01:32:01,291 --> 01:32:03,679
I know.
I was calculating and callous.

1904
01:32:03,754 --> 01:32:07,049
And manipulative
and condescending and...

1905
01:32:07,114 --> 01:32:08,325
Okay.

1906
01:32:12,234 --> 01:32:13,727
I miss you.

1907
01:32:20,874 --> 01:32:24,648
Look, I know
I don't deserve it,

1908
01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:28,423
but I would love
another chance.

1909
01:32:32,105 --> 01:32:37,604
You know, I'm not asking for,
like, a ring or anything, you know?

1910
01:32:37,673 --> 01:32:39,680
I just want a date.

1911
01:32:41,033 --> 01:32:42,593
You know, just a date.

1912
01:32:45,353 --> 01:32:47,262
I mean, hey, you know,
I know how you take your coffee.

1913
01:32:59,752 --> 01:33:00,930
Okay.

1914
01:33:02,632 --> 01:33:03,745
Okay.

1915
01:33:28,488 --> 01:33:29,948
You bunny hop?

1916
01:33:33,287 --> 01:33:34,181
Huh?

1917
01:33:34,247 --> 01:33:36,636
Well, after this
there's a reception,

1918
01:33:36,711 --> 01:33:41,827
and maybe after that we could
see a movie or... something.

1919
01:33:55,366 --> 01:33:58,181
Ladies and gentlemen!

1920
01:33:58,246 --> 01:33:59,773
Thank you.

1921
01:33:59,846 --> 01:34:02,497
Unless someone has something else to
say, I now pronounce you man and wife.

1922
01:34:02,567 --> 01:34:03,973
You may kiss the bride.

1923
01:35:08,675 --> 01:35:13,727
<i>20 seconds
on the bad time</i>

1924
01:35:13,796 --> 01:35:16,479
<i>I'm a-feel you're on the run</i>

1925
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:21,630
<i>Never lived too long
to make right</i>

1926
01:35:23,459 --> 01:35:27,137
<i>I see you're doin' fine</i>

1927
01:35:27,203 --> 01:35:31,872
<i>And when I get that feeling,
I can no longer slide</i>

1928
01:35:31,939 --> 01:35:33,761
<i>I can no longer run</i>

1929
01:35:33,826 --> 01:35:35,582
<i>Oh, no, no</i>

1930
01:35:35,650 --> 01:35:38,912
<i>And when I get that feeling</i>

1931
01:35:38,979 --> 01:35:41,465
<i>I can no longer hide</i>

1932
01:35:41,538 --> 01:35:45,695
<i>For it's no longer fun,
oh, no, no</i>

1933
01:35:45,762 --> 01:35:48,413
<i>Yeah, you can say
what you want</i>

1934
01:35:48,482 --> 01:35:50,490
<i>But it won't change my mind</i>

1935
01:35:50,562 --> 01:35:52,733
<i>I'll feel the same</i>

1936
01:35:52,802 --> 01:35:55,169
<i>About you</i>

1937
01:35:55,234 --> 01:35:58,104
<i>And you can tell me
your reasons</i>

1938
01:35:58,178 --> 01:36:00,382
<i>But it won't
change my feelings</i>

1939
01:36:00,450 --> 01:36:02,784
<i>I'll feel the same</i>

1940
01:36:02,850 --> 01:36:04,540
<i>About you</i>

1941
01:36:06,369 --> 01:36:11,487
<i>What I am is
what you want of me</i>

1942
01:36:11,554 --> 01:36:15,743
<i>Yeah, now that I'm not there</i>

1943
01:36:15,809 --> 01:36:21,024
<i>I took the tables
away from you</i>

1944
01:36:21,089 --> 01:36:24,733
<i>It's turning, I don't care</i>

1945
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:27,255
<i>And when I get that feeling</i>

1946
01:36:27,328 --> 01:36:29,695
<i>I can no longer slide</i>

1947
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:33,176
<i>I can no longer run,
oh, no, no</i>

1948
01:36:33,249 --> 01:36:36,412
<i>And when I get that feeling</i>

1949
01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:38,782
<i>I can no longer hide</i>

1950
01:36:38,848 --> 01:36:42,623
<i>For it's no longer fun,
oh, no, no</i>

1951
01:36:42,688 --> 01:36:46,005
<i>Yeah, you can say
what you want</i>

1952
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,185
<i>But it won't change my mind</i>

1953
01:36:48,256 --> 01:36:52,893
<i>I'll feel
the same about you</i>

1954
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,829
<i>And you can tell me
your reasons</i>

1955
01:36:55,904 --> 01:36:57,813
<i>But it won't
change my feelings</i>

1956
01:36:57,888 --> 01:37:02,492
<i>I'll feel the same about you</i>

1957
01:37:02,559 --> 01:37:05,429
<i>Yeah, you can say
what you want</i>

1958
01:37:05,504 --> 01:37:07,479
<i>But it won't
change my mind</i>

1959
01:37:07,551 --> 01:37:11,828
<i>I'll feel the same about you</i>

1960
01:37:11,903 --> 01:37:14,772
<i>And you can tell me
your reasons</i>

1961
01:37:14,847 --> 01:37:17,084
<i>But it won't
change my feelings</i>

1962
01:37:17,151 --> 01:37:21,722
<i>I'll feel the same about you</i>

1963
01:37:21,790 --> 01:37:24,762
<i>And when I get that feeling</i>

1964
01:37:24,763 --> 01:37:28,496
<i>I can no longer smile...</i>

1965
01:37:29,305 --> 01:37:35,366
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