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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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- You've done this before. Obviously.
- No.

3
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Oh, God. Obviously.

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- I have to go back to work.
- No.

5
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- You don't have to go to work.
- Yes, I do.

6
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- It's time.
- No, no.

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Wait a minute. Just...

8
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Just give me 10 minutes more.

9
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Fifteen, 20 minutes more?
Come on.

10
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- I want to show you something.
- What?

11
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What's this?
How does this work?

12
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Am I supposed to twist it
or something?

13
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Was that you?

14
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We're experiencing turbulence.

15
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Please fasten your seat belts.

16
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Can you get me a cup of coffee?

17
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- No problem.
- Prepare for landing.

18
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I have to get to work.
We'll land in 30 minutes.

19
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I'm a frequent flyer,
I got a bonus.

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Good morning.

21
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We are approaching Chicago's
O'Hare International Airport.

22
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Please extinguish all cigarettes.
Return seats to the upright position.

23
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The local time is 8:10 am.

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On behalf of our crew, thank you
for flying Trans Allied...

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...the official airline
of the Indiana Pacers.

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- Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field.
- I've signed.

27
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No lights at Wrigley Field.

28
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From Davenport?
One of the quad cities?

29
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Twice as good as the Twin Cities.
Good luck.

30
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Matty and Matty,
maintenance men.

31
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What are the odds of that?
Two Mattys in one building.

32
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Polly, still pushing grapes.

33
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Is she filling out an application?

34
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Don't! It's hell through these doors!

35
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Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady
the truth about advertising.

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BG and L hell!

37
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Here's the guys
who are working very hard.

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Right inside.
It's all I can spare today.

39
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- Thanks, dude.
- Mr. Basner.

40
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Two examples for labor laws.
Check out the talent.

41
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I'm back! Remember me?

42
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They're in there.
Thanks, Donovan.

43
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Here's a gift from the Bahamas.
Why?

44
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Because you crack me up.
You make me laugh.

45
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Is this red tie day?
Nobody told me.

46
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- Bloody Friday.
- Hear what happened to Clemens?

47
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- He got terminated.
- We fired Clemens?

48
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I'm sorry to hear that.

49
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He was an asshole. Come on.

50
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- Dave? How are you?
- All right.

51
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Congratulations on the promotion.

52
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That's big of you.
Is today your birthday?

53
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- Welcome back, Basner.
- You want to see my tan line?

54
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Clemens is gone. Rumor has it
he stored drugs in his cubicle.

55
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- Slice his chair.
- Get airport dogs.

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Doris, did you miss me? Of course.

57
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Thanks for the quickie.
You wear me out.

58
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Put it out. I see the smoke.

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Where are our best and brightest?
Our creative aspect.

60
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- The boss is back.
- You don't check anything.

61
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Welcome back, Mr. Basner.

62
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You have 10 urgent messages,
but you're due in the conference room.

63
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Get this fixed. It almost killed me.

64
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- Who's got a team?
- We got a team!

65
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Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi...

66
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- Who knows where your lips have been.
- How's the Bahamas?

67
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You wouldn't like diving.
You can't smoke.

68
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This is adorable.
Brian, that was great.

69
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- Who locked it?
- It's a joke.

70
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It's an office.
Let's lose the plant.

71
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- Look at this. It's a man's desk!
- Bring any presents?

72
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I have gifts for all...

73
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...including a figurehead
from a ship 300 feet below the sea.

74
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That's for me. What?

75
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An office with a window.

76
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Oh, for me? This is lovely!
We don't handle these people.

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I can see traffic accidents.

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- Okay, staff!
- Listen up.

79
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Guys and gals,
the first order of business is: Out.

80
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No work right now.

81
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I love short meetings.

82
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I went shopping.
New office, clothes, new image.

83
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- We have a meeting.
- I won't forget.

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Talk to me about it.
Somebody, anybody.

85
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The account loves it.

86
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Tests show it does big.
Especially in our target, Europe.

87
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- You do nice work.
- He should, with that raise.

88
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That's it. Thank you very much.
Let's go.

89
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Now, about that lunch...

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No, do that, and put the memo
on my desk in my new office.

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- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

92
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Donovan, play that back for me, okay?

93
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No, don't, Donovan.
David...

94
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...I know you've received
two offers from agencies.

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Decline, or I'll
throw you out your window.

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Why? They won't make me a partner.

97
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Partner?

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Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner?

99
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Like John, Paul, George and Ringo.

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- You're pretty cocky.
- No, just pretty capable.

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In creating cute
and flashy commercials.

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- You have to bring in new accounts.
- Just watch me.

103
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Here's one. Make it up right there.

104
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You pay him!

105
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- I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed.
- You're drunk.

106
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I'm having a drink.

107
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Run it by.

108
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Yo, Davey!

109
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Meet Sheila and Louise.

110
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- Louise.
- Great.

111
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Did you lose the wedding ring?

112
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- This is Sam.
- Nice to meet you.

113
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I'm glad you got the job. I mean it.

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- Will you drive him?
- What will I tell my folks?

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- Jo-Jo, give me a stout.
- Beer's on us.

116
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Thank you. Hey, nice... What?

117
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- Burnett Agency hot shots.
- Jo-Jo's on it.

118
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That's why you're the boss.

119
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Some big outfit
wants to switch ad agencies.

120
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What big outfit?
Their computer line? Cosmetics?

121
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- It's an airline.
- Well, which one?

122
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- I'll drop a microphone in the drinks.
- Just find out.

123
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- I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay?
- Yeah.

124
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Just don't be too obvious.

125
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Go easy on him.
I need him at the office.

126
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Another round?

127
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I gotta run. Got a hot date.

128
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I wanna talk to you.

129
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Keep your mouth shut.

130
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- Wait. Can we talk a minute?
- No, we can't.

131
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You said you liked scuba-diving
and raced seahorses.

132
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- Yes, I did.
- And you like...

133
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Tell me, are you involved
with anybody?

134
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Yes. No. Well...

135
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Does self-involved count?

136
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No phone calls.

137
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I left express orders
not to be disturbed.

138
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I'm David Basner.

139
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,457
I'm looking for new
voiceover talent.

140
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You could be it
if I like your audition.

141
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Leave your name and number.
Action.

142
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It's Max.

143
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Max Basner, your father.
Maybe you heard of me.

144
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I thought you'd like to know
your mother left me today.

145
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- What?
- Oh, you're there.

146
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Yeah, I'm here.
What is this about Mom?

147
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,862
You got a girl there?
Anybody you knew?

148
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Funny. What's this about Mom?

149
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I'm not talking English?

150
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Thirty-six years of marriage,
and she walks out.

151
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She took clothes.
She took pots, pans, the blender.

152
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It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone...

153
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...with a meatloaf in tinfoil.
- It's a misunderstanding.

154
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It's not a misunderstanding.

155
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A misunderstanding, you take
a toothbrush, not the blender.

156
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Look, I'm...

157
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I'm in the middle of something.
Can I call you back?

158
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Did your mom leave your dad?

159
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I guess so.

160
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People just can't seem to
relate anymore.

161
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Bye-bye.

162
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Hello, Mrs. Packanak.
How are the birds?

163
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- Who is it?
- David.

164
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You know where the key is.

165
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Good morning.

166
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,405
You all right?

167
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Never felt better.

168
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,539
So, what's going on?

169
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I got a horse here that cannot lose.

170
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- Am I crazy, or is something burning?
- You're going crazy.

171
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,262
You like what your mother did
with the furniture?

172
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,723
Your mother's a thief.

173
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,810
She took the sofa,
the easy chair, the dining table.

174
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,354
I gotta eat off the card table.

175
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,191
I shuffled the toast this morning.

176
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,485
What is this?

177
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,572
It's a steak.

178
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,453
Here, I'll make another one
for myself.

179
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,039
What's with you and Mom?

180
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:36,960
I can never find the ketchup.
Where does she hide the ketchup?

181
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,714
I haven't lived here in 10 years.

182
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,843
She kept the peanut butter
on the top shelf. Try there.

183
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,386
Here it is.

184
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,098
Your mother hated me using ketchup.
She couldn't cook.

185
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:54,394
You know, the dog didn't die.
He committed suicide.

186
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,314
Now that's a piece of meat.

187
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,691
Want anything for breakfast?

188
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,445
So...

189
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,239
...Mom left?

190
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,574
Do you see anyone else here?

191
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,246
Will you tell me, or are we
gonna play 20 questions?

192
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:16,458
I told you.
She walked out, she left.

193
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,919
Do you know where she is?

194
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,754
Who cares?

195
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,633
I'm better off without her.

196
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,595
She was some bundle of fun, that one.

197
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,557
My sides still hurt from laughing.

198
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:36,270
It's not your problem.
I won't waste your time.

199
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,313
Be fair.

200
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:42,943
I hear from you three times.
For Christmas, hockey tickets...

201
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:46,029
...and "your mother has left me."

202
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,616
You wanna leave.
You been here 10 minutes already.

203
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,452
Got a blond on the other pillow?

204
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,123
A redhead in jeans
with the name across the ass?

205
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,460
When I was a kid we didn't need
a name, just an ass.

206
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,715
Go on, get out of here.

207
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,669
Cut! Cut!

208
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,338
What is going on here?!

209
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,590
What's down here?

210
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,801
- Why are my glasses on the set?
- What?

211
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,346
Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume."

212
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,224
- It's not "Jeu de roller-derby."
- He moved.

213
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,310
You're ripping his face off.
Take five.

214
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,853
Take a break.

215
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,813
Seven minutes to lunch?

216
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,317
You said yes to the Sony,
no to the drunk driving.

217
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,736
- Jane wants you.
- I'll be back.

218
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,864
- Talk to me.
- Lunch at Spiages.

219
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,450
The no-tie meeting's at 2:30.

220
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,078
- Donna call?
- I left three messages.

221
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,914
Someone claiming to be your mother...

222
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,376
- Wait. My mother?
- She said she was.

223
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,212
I didn't know you had parents.

224
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,715
- Get her on the phone.
- There's just an address.

225
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,802
I've got seven layouts.

226
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,388
Rog, we can't break this long.

227
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,432
- Break's over.
- Thanks. Just nod at me.

228
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:42,187
The client sees me telling you
that smoke won't cover the product.

229
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,773
Find out exactly where this is.

230
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,417
I rented the apartment from Lucille.

231
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:07,045
She was our cleaning lady
when you were 6.

232
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,882
My mind was cluttered when I was 6.

233
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,886
- Say hello to Lucille, David.
- Hello, David.

234
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,221
- Good seeing you.
- You too.

235
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,474
- Meet my husband, Arthur.
- How do you do?

236
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,978
Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille.

237
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,272
She was a little taller.

238
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,611
After 36 years of being married,
you pretend it didn't happen?

239
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,529
Is that it, Mom?

240
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,746
Is that what your father said?

241
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,749
I just walked out all of a sudden?

242
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,586
No, he didn't.
We just looked for ketchup.

243
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:52,424
You don't know what it was like
since you moved away.

244
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,260
There was nobody to talk to.

245
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:58,972
He came home
and there was still nobody to talk to.

246
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:03,685
I'd check his club chair.
That's how I knew he was home.

247
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:09,107
I didn't leave because of the yelling.
I left because of the silence.

248
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,319
You don't have to tell me
the whole thing.

249
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:19,201
It took every ounce of courage
I could muster to walk out.

250
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,051
That's right.

251
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:39,304
Who can say that amoebas
don't make noise?

252
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:43,892
The point of this acting exercise
is uninhibited body motion...

253
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,520
...speech, sound.

254
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,941
Open it up!

255
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:56,989
Michael over here is making
very, very good amoeba noises.

256
00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,951
- Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing?
- Making baby amoebas.

257
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,289
- You wouldn't know how.
- I'd prefer asexual reproduction...

258
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,000
...if you don't mind. Thank you.

259
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,878
Is this a required class, Amoebas 101?

260
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,714
- David.
- Professor Donna Martin.

261
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,176
Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere.

262
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,928
Open it up.

263
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,515
Open it up.
Use your vocal capacity.

264
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:28,937
- Did I forget something?
- You promised to come to my play.

265
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:32,691
Just admit that you hate
experimental theater.

266
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,693
- That's not true.
- You do.

267
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:38,697
I did an experiment to see
if I could enjoy it without...

268
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,992
...actually being in the theater.

269
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,119
I'm sorry.

270
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,831
No foreign amoebas, please.

271
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,293
Better.

272
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,506
Are we working you too hard, Bubba?

273
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,301
- All right, take five.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.

274
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,887
There's a lot I'd like to get to...

275
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,016
...so let's make this
a 15-minute "take five," please.

276
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,727
Very nice. Good amoeba-ing.

277
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,687
Nice. Very good.

278
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,523
Oh, good book?

279
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,108
You were the best, Bubba.
So far.

280
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,903
Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend?

281
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:21,949
He's an old flame,
an old high-school flame.

282
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:26,453
This is what you
want to avoid later in life.

283
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,292
I don't know, David.

284
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:35,462
My parents were divorced
when I was 10.

285
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:40,092
My mom said:
"Don't live in the same city as your parents."

286
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,846
What crappy advice.
I can't get my parents to move.

287
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,766
I didn't mean that they should move.
I meant...

288
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,519
You know what my scenario was?

289
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:54,356
I was gonna move away
into a luxurious mansion...

290
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,525
...and they'd visit me once.

291
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,403
"What a nice mansion. We love you."

292
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:04,032
I'd say, "I love you too."
Then they would go away and die.

293
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,369
Does this make me an asshole?

294
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,706
My ex-husband, Hank,
he was an asshole.

295
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,207
You're just...

296
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,335
Childish, immature, selfish?
I am.

297
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:18,213
I make a lot for being this way.

298
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,341
It is economically unsound to grow up.

299
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:26,263
If I did grow up and became an adult,
what would I do?

300
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:39,318
Good afternoon, Nat.

301
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,820
Hi, Max. Got any tips for me?

302
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,740
Don't go swimming after a heavy meal.

303
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,701
I have girlie pictures
I wanna show you.

304
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:51,246
If they're as bad as last week,
keep them.

305
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:56,293
Mr. Young, a prune Danish
and a seltzer.

306
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,420
You got it, Max.

307
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,513
- Hello, Max.
- Hey, Sal.

308
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,349
- How's your wife?
- She's fine.

309
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:14,520
Send her my best, even though
I know she never liked me.

310
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,439
She never liked me either.

311
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:22,361
He's a riot. Max Basner,
last of the old-time salesmen.

312
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,905
The pens arrived.

313
00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:33,664
- "Stolen from the desk..."
- "Of Max Basner."

314
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,834
It just so happens...

315
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:40,045
...that this is a great sales gimmick.

316
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,840
It's also a way to meet women.

317
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,801
If you were as interested in sales...

318
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:49,555
...we'd all be rich!
- Don't you dare yell at me.

319
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,182
You're talking to Max Basner.

320
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:57,938
I've been a top salesman
in this company for 35 years.

321
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,232
Okay. I'm sorry, Max.

322
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:05,863
Mr. Keenan from New York
has been on me. Just do better, Max.

323
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,700
Okay? Just do better.

324
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,641
Over here, boss.

325
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:39,813
- Let's hit the pool.
- Wait, first close your eyes.

326
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:43,942
I want an honest opinion.

327
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,196
- Who are you grateful to?
- You, Charlie Gargas.

328
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,781
Open your eyes and don't laugh.

329
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,910
Oh, it's you.

330
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,662
- I don't look dumb in this?
- No.

331
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,915
It looks great. I want one.

332
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,544
I'm gonna be in
Advertising Age Magazine.

333
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:05,297
A horrible title.
They're staring.

334
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:08,383
- I heard a laugh.
- Changing subject:

335
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:11,803
- Colonial Airlines is up for grabs.
- I know.

336
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:16,183
Three agencies will do presentations.
We need to be there.

337
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:20,812
I've set up a dinner for you
and the owner, Andrew Woolridge.

338
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,941
He's a former Navy pilot.

339
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:27,110
He's private, cautious,
a man of few words.

340
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:30,864
Or he's dumb, paranoid
and totally off his rocker.

341
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,033
Nobody knows for sure.

342
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,494
- You're staring again.
- What? No.

343
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,496
- Yes, you are.
- No.

344
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,125
It's time for the real test.
Let's go. Follow me.

345
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:45,671
Looks good from the back.
Real test of what?

346
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:50,092
- How it looks underwater.
- It'll look fabulous.

347
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,718
Hold this, please.

348
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,433
How's it look?

349
00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,060
It's over there.

350
00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:03,772
Oh, shit, it's sinking.

351
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,672
Room 432, please.

352
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,302
I'll try back, thanks.

353
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:40,684
Excuse me, do you happen
to have the time?

354
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:42,853
Yes, it is...

355
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,564
...let's see, 7:30.

356
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:50,444
We better hurry or the Renaissance
will arrive and we'll be painting.

357
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,863
What are you talking about?

358
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,407
It's a line from a movie.

359
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:59,578
Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie.
Does that carry weight?

360
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,455
No, it doesn't.

361
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:04,082
But it wasn't a disaster.

362
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,295
Why don't we try some honesty?

363
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:12,382
I've the most important
business dinner of my career tonight.

364
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:13,842
What career is it?

365
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:19,223
Advertising. After seeing you, it
doesn't seem that important anymore.

366
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:25,020
- My name is Basner, David Basner.
- David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne.

367
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,817
I don't know how long
my dinner will take...

368
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:33,737
...but could we have a drink later?

369
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,240
No, we can't.

370
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:44,248
Is my nose bleeding?
I just got tagged. Ouch.

371
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:50,504
- You know the Heimlich maneuver?
- Why, certainly, sir.

372
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,214
I'll have the trout.

373
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:55,968
- I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge.
- This way, please.

374
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,055
Mr. Woolridge?

375
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:01,974
David Basner.

376
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:07,688
I appreciate you seeing me for dinner.
They serve a notorious lobster bisque.

377
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,189
No dinner.

378
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,193
I'm sorry. No dinner?

379
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:18,115
Did I stutter? I said no dinner.
I eat alone. We're having drinks.

380
00:28:18,782 --> 00:28:20,284
I see.

381
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:24,288
I'll have a white wine spritzer,
please.

382
00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:28,292
- I said we're having drinks.
- Stoli on the rocks.

383
00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:32,212
I'll get to the point.

384
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:36,466
It's great that you're considering
a Chicago agency.

385
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,595
New York is New York.
L.A., who knows.

386
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,680
Chicago is the U.S. Of A.

387
00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:45,809
Boile, Gargas and Lionel
can't wait to do a presentation.

388
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:49,855
So much so, we're willing
to do it on spec.

389
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:55,194
Sometimes I eat my whole meal
just using my salad fork.

390
00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:56,904
Really?

391
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:59,323
I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that.

392
00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:02,159
Anyway...

393
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,620
Sorry, I had to make some calls.

394
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:09,041
Cheryl Ann Wayne,
media director of Colonial Airlines.

395
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:13,879
- I was with Capital Air...
- You already have the job.

396
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:15,923
I want to hear about him.

397
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:19,426
They're one of three top agencies
in the Midwest.

398
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,095
They are strong with TV spots.

399
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:26,767
Basner's the new Creative Director.
He's good, but a bit impulsive.

400
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,895
He gives up everything
for a pretty face.

401
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,773
And I wear bikini briefs.

402
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,861
- It's for you, Ms. Wayne.
- Thank you. Excuse me.

403
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:39,863
Hello?

404
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:41,990
Yes, Bill.

405
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:45,869
That won't do.
I need the report tomorrow.

406
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,080
Yes, I'm holding.

407
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:55,087
I was meaning to ask you,
by eating with the salad fork...

408
00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,798
...does that include the soup?

409
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:20,779
- You don't stay in the same hotel?
- Never where the boss stays.

410
00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:22,573
I like my privacy.

411
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:26,493
I don't usually mix business
with pleasure...

412
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,329
...but I didn't get to eat.

413
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,415
This is nice.

414
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:35,002
Basner, let's talk.

415
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:39,173
It's difficult for a woman
in the corporate world.

416
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:43,969
We're labeled as having slept
our way to the top. I don't have to.

417
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:49,224
I have an MBA from the Wharton School
of Business and other credentials.

418
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:53,645
We'll be fine if you stay
on your side of the line.

419
00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:59,193
If you cross it, I'm fully capable
of kicking you in the balls.

420
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,949
I went to the Wharton School.

421
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:09,411
- That's a lie.
- Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry.

422
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:13,332
I'm protecting my balls,
just as at one time or another...

423
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,084
...you have protected your own.

424
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:21,173
Are you suggesting
that I come on too strong?

425
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:25,427
- Not for a sumo wrestler.
- Your car, ma'am.

426
00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:34,436
- Get in.
- I beg your pardon?

427
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:38,732
Leave your car and get in.
I'll take you home.

428
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:48,408
- Where do you live?
- South Dearborn.

429
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:51,119
Good. I like new places.

430
00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:04,758
Well, I sure am enjoying working
with Colonial Airlines so far.

431
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,010
Yeah?

432
00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:10,973
I'm enjoying you. Definitely.

433
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,269
You have no presentation,
much less an account.

434
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:18,856
These are details I will handle.

435
00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:22,943
You're cocky.

436
00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:25,279
My father likes that.

437
00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:27,781
Well...

438
00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:31,994
...l'll have to meet him.
What does he do?

439
00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:36,165
He has a nice job
with Colonial Airlines.

440
00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,542
Yeah. He owns it.

441
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,549
- Your father's Andrew Woolridge?
- That's right.

442
00:32:47,176 --> 00:32:49,720
You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter?

443
00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:53,432
I'm in bed with a client's...
Your name is Wayne...

444
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,935
...so I was in bed with
his married daughter.

445
00:32:57,144 --> 00:33:00,230
Oh, way to go, Basner.

446
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,274
Are you a minor too?

447
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,611
I'll just turn myself in
to the police now.

448
00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:09,823
- Does your husband own anything?
- There's no husband.

449
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,743
Wayne is my mother's name.

450
00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:15,996
I don't want
to trade on nepotism.

451
00:33:16,413 --> 00:33:21,376
- You're still Woolridge's baby girl.
- Basner, I'm a big girl.

452
00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,713
I chose to come here.
Now I choose to go.

453
00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,257
You can handle it any way you want.

454
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:32,513
Well, you don't have to leave.

455
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,724
Why are you leaving? Wait a minute!

456
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:39,019
I thought we'd spend
some time together!

457
00:33:39,269 --> 00:33:42,147
The before was awfully quick.

458
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:45,317
The middle was nice.
Very... Really nice.

459
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:48,612
But I was hoping we could prolong...

460
00:33:48,821 --> 00:33:52,866
...the after for a while.
Spend some time together.

461
00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:58,038
I think we've spent
enough time together.

462
00:33:58,247 --> 00:33:59,581
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

463
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:02,292
All I know is you look great
in black...

464
00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:04,461
...and that you're very...
- I work.

465
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:07,673
- Busy.
- I have to prepare for meetings.

466
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:11,176
It was nice. Let's not
make an opera out of it.

467
00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:12,970
Gray or red door?

468
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:16,473
The gray.
Oh, red if you're going.

469
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:21,520
I wanted to keep you here.
So unlike a one-nighter then, huh?

470
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:25,023
I'm sure you've done this
plenty of times.

471
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,693
It has to be a one-nighter.

472
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:31,780
You're uncomfortable
being with the boss' daughter.

473
00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,957
Seduced and abandoned...

474
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:46,920
- Hello?
- Hi. Andrew Woolridge.

475
00:34:47,171 --> 00:34:49,923
- I want to meet tomorrow.
- What?

476
00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:53,594
- Bad connection, could you speak up?
- Sure.

477
00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:56,763
Woolridge here. I'd like you
to meet me...

478
00:34:56,972 --> 00:35:00,601
Please speak into the phone.
I can't hear you.

479
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:04,605
I'm speaking into the damn phone.
This is Andrew...

480
00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:06,940
Stop shouting. It's not me.

481
00:35:07,149 --> 00:35:11,153
You got my machine.
Shouting won't do any good.

482
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:15,282
So wait for the beep,
and thanks for calling.

483
00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:18,118
You have a strange sense of humor.

484
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:21,163
I like golf.
We're going to play...

485
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:24,875
...at the Wackcucut Country Club.
Be there!

486
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:32,090
To be honest, this is my first time.

487
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:35,385
I'm out here because
I want to work for you.

488
00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:39,306
A lot of people'd say
that honesty is admirable...

489
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:40,849
...but I won't.

490
00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:47,648
That's it. That's it. Yes!

491
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:51,693
Yes, Mr. Woolridge,
you were born to golf.

492
00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:11,004
No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four.

493
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,131
Max. The name is Max.

494
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,802
If you don't buy anything,
it's Mr. Basner.

495
00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:19,429
- Four.
- The blue and white...

496
00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:23,809
...with the little sailboat on it.
You all right, Max?

497
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:32,067
What kid wouldn't wear that,
that lives in Chicago?

498
00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:35,529
Rough and Tough did that
six months ago.

499
00:36:35,737 --> 00:36:39,241
They don't have the colors.
I have the colors.

500
00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:43,203
Thanks, Lenna. I understand.

501
00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:48,083
Maybe you'll like the summer line.
Thanks again, Lenna.

502
00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:50,544
Thanks for nothing.

503
00:37:25,037 --> 00:37:27,873
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

504
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,334
Hey, mister. You all right?

505
00:37:41,762 --> 00:37:43,472
So how did it happen?

506
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,724
You don't need to know how.

507
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,978
I'm the father you kept
waiting for two hours.

508
00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:55,609
Let's go home.
Maybe your mother's back by now.

509
00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,903
I wouldn't know about that.

510
00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:00,280
What are you talking about?

511
00:38:00,489 --> 00:38:02,699
- Well...
- What are you saying?!

512
00:38:02,908 --> 00:38:05,994
- She didn't say anything...
- What did she say?

513
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,208
She found your cufflinks...

514
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,503
...and she asked me to return them.

515
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:20,300
So she's not coming back.

516
00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:22,970
Who the hell needs her?

517
00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:30,519
Come on, get in the car!

518
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:42,990
Attention, members. The karate
and tai chi class schedules...

519
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:45,659
...are now posted on the board.

520
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:50,164
David, guess what. I got a job.

521
00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:55,294
- You never had one. What can you do?
- I'm answering phones.

522
00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:59,590
And I'm brushing up
on my office skills and...

523
00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:03,969
It's wonderful.
People talk to me and I get paid.

524
00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:08,640
- Want to get in a typing class?
- Jane is helping me brush up.

525
00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:13,353
It's wonderful to have a son
whose secretary cares about you.

526
00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:19,026
Isn't it time for that
yoga class I paid for?

527
00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:22,529
- David.
- Charlie. Hi.

528
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,743
- Does it work in the pool?
- Gave up swimming.

529
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,914
I hear we may have a shot.
Say yes.

530
00:39:32,122 --> 00:39:36,084
Yes. Reading about horse racing,
Tesio and ducks.

531
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:40,631
Widgeons, canvasbacks,
Donalds, Daffys, all ducks.

532
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:44,676
Don't get carried away
with Donalds and Daffys.

533
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:49,014
- Be calm. It's an important account.
- What account?

534
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:52,059
I'm sorry. Lorraine,
my mother, who works.

535
00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,311
Charlie Gargas, whom I work for.

536
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:58,232
How do you do? This is
your sister, not your mother.

537
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,694
- He's in advertising, watch out.
- Delighted. Excuse me.

538
00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,823
Listen carefully, now.
Three things:

539
00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:08,283
Use your humor...

540
00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:11,578
...speak specifically about
the agency...

541
00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:14,414
...and what it stands for.

542
00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:17,709
People. Products. Profit.

543
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:22,339
- Make sure to get an appointment.
- That's why I'm going.

544
00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:27,469
- Is there a problem?
- No. No problem.

545
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:29,221
- I felt staring.
- No.

546
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:32,307
I'm between tai chi classes.
Excuse me.

547
00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:39,565
That rug is the worst.
Does he realize it?

548
00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,568
He does now.
Have a nice yoga class.

549
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:46,113
- Charlie!
- Enjoy your weekend, David.

550
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:51,160
My mom was saying how young you look.
Thirty-five, she said.

551
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:17,311
Where the heck are the ducks?

552
00:41:34,870 --> 00:41:37,206
This is how you blow it.

553
00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:45,464
Here they come! Up!

554
00:42:00,896 --> 00:42:03,690
The one thing I've learned
in advertising...

555
00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:06,568
Dad, I'm going for more shells.

556
00:42:08,821 --> 00:42:12,449
- My daughter speaks highly of you.
- She does?

557
00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:14,827
She says you're a great lay.

558
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,789
She said that?

559
00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:21,875
Yeah, my baby tells me everything.

560
00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:25,712
Quite a conversation for
a daughter and father.

561
00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:30,467
She's a very modern woman,
I raised her to be an executive.

562
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,469
I raised her to be a man.

563
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:36,265
So did my father.
I don't tell him anything.

564
00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:38,767
I don't want to hear your story.

565
00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:42,062
Why don't you shoot some more fish?

566
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,320
- Do you know horses?
- My dad has a passion for them.

567
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:52,823
- Oh, breeding?
- No, betting.

568
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:56,118
I brought this down.
It's information...

569
00:42:56,326 --> 00:43:01,081
One of my stallions is servicing
Mr. Egan's best mares.

570
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:04,251
Why don't you take him
to the barn.

571
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,461
I have business to tend to.

572
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:11,717
We can talk about this after the
horses are done servicing each other.

573
00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:44,625
Are you going to dim the lights?

574
00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:06,563
Afterwards what?
Back to the barn for a cigarette?

575
00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:06,582
What do you mean they're for me?
I don't want them.

576
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:09,877
I can't carry ducks on the plane.

577
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:13,881
Here's something to make
your city friends envious.

578
00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:16,383
- Oh, thank you.
- Enjoy those.

579
00:45:16,592 --> 00:45:18,051
Great. You know...

580
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:22,931
...your farm's beautiful.
I particularly loved the horses.

581
00:45:23,182 --> 00:45:25,517
I read a stallion's responsible...

582
00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:28,604
...for 60% of the offspring's traits.

583
00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:30,898
But mares are responsible for 40%...

584
00:45:31,106 --> 00:45:34,359
...of the get's traits.
According to Tesio.

585
00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:37,070
- He's the expert.
- You read Tesio?

586
00:45:37,279 --> 00:45:39,615
As a hobby. Sometimes.

587
00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:44,328
Tell your boss Colonial Airlines
will look at your presentation.

588
00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:55,088
Memo to David Basner:

589
00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:58,759
A date's set to
present to Colonial Airlines.

590
00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:02,888
Your staff has two weeks to
come up with greatness.

591
00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:04,973
I want that account.

592
00:46:05,182 --> 00:46:08,101
Signed: John, Paul,
George and Ringo.

593
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:10,854
Okay, okay. Possibility!

594
00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:12,064
Mishi?

595
00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:15,526
How about this?
You've got Colonial, right?

596
00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:18,612
"Co" stands for cooperation.

597
00:46:18,821 --> 00:46:21,824
"Lo" means never lonely on a plane.

598
00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:24,117
"Ni," plenty of knee room.

599
00:46:24,326 --> 00:46:27,871
And "ial," you'll have
a good time. Colonial.

600
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,624
- No, no, no.
- Give it a chance.

601
00:46:34,545 --> 00:46:37,130
How about this? Colonial Air...

602
00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:41,134
...you don't have to worry
about getting hijacked.

603
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:48,559
- Colonial moves people.
- The family!

604
00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:50,686
The family thing's the idea.

605
00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:53,939
I understand that.
It's a good concept.

606
00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:56,775
This is funny.
You won't laugh now...

607
00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:59,695
...but you'll crack up driving home.

608
00:46:59,903 --> 00:47:02,281
They're flying all over
the country.

609
00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:07,786
Tell how your life was shattered...

610
00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:10,122
...when you turned from us...

611
00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:15,335
...and put faith in others?
- I was lost, I had no leg room.

612
00:47:15,669 --> 00:47:17,421
Couldn't even smoke.

613
00:47:19,214 --> 00:47:23,010
So board me, and feel the experience.

614
00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:25,679
Fly Colonial Airlines.

615
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,766
- You're an airplane?
- Yeah.

616
00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,518
Want to board Mishi?

617
00:47:31,727 --> 00:47:33,812
- No.
- We need a grandma.

618
00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:36,398
I like the grandma idea.

619
00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:39,359
One, two, three, four.

620
00:47:41,904 --> 00:47:44,448
When you're on a plane
In a comfy seat

621
00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:47,159
And next to you
Is an Arab Sheik

622
00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:49,953
Flying to the sky
Really getting high

623
00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:53,707
You're flying on Colonial
And that's no jive

624
00:47:56,919 --> 00:48:00,088
- Can we go to the office?
- No. It's a dry spot.

625
00:48:00,297 --> 00:48:02,758
This is my cubicle.
It's magic.

626
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:05,552
Let's hear the art director.

627
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,516
Colonial Airlines

628
00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:12,559
Colonial

629
00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:20,359
Airlines

630
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,236
I like it. It's bluesy.

631
00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:25,364
You know what it is? Lousy.

632
00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:30,077
But if we use some ideas
and real people, not slides...

633
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,371
- Real people.
- He's asking...

634
00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:36,542
...lots of agencies.
They'll show him the same thing.

635
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:39,169
- He's sick of it.
- We have people.

636
00:48:39,378 --> 00:48:41,380
Anti-high tech, I love it!

637
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:44,383
Live people. Live presentation.

638
00:48:44,591 --> 00:48:49,263
No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that.
Anti-high tech.

639
00:48:51,807 --> 00:48:54,768
Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the...

640
00:48:54,977 --> 00:48:57,771
Special. Special kids.

641
00:48:57,980 --> 00:49:00,858
Yeah, holds them.
Hugs her special kids.

642
00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:03,485
Get out of here.
I'm in pre-game.

643
00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:08,157
I just came by to wish you luck.

644
00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:14,955
You're hard to find. I think of you
when I see mounted police.

645
00:49:15,164 --> 00:49:19,251
- Wouldn't be fair to the competition.
- Yeah, I was worried.

646
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:23,422
So, what happens if I get this
and we work together?

647
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:26,592
I think it'd be terrific.
We'll handle it.

648
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,013
- The perfect executives?
- We'd make a good team.

649
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:34,766
You know, I sense that.
But I don't know why.

650
00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:38,645
You see something in me you like.

651
00:49:38,854 --> 00:49:40,355
You see you.

652
00:49:40,898 --> 00:49:42,774
I'll see you inside.

653
00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:50,657
Batman.

654
00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:01,084
We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge.

655
00:50:11,553 --> 00:50:12,763
We're all set.

656
00:50:23,774 --> 00:50:25,150
Good morning.

657
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,028
Research shows Colonial Airlines...

658
00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:30,989
...has its share of business fliers.

659
00:50:31,198 --> 00:50:35,994
There's room for improvement
with family travelers.

660
00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:40,666
We've come up with a campaign
that targets this market.

661
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:42,501
Picture this:

662
00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:49,174
A grandmother sits in her house
doing needlepoint.

663
00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:54,012
- Another day, another afghan.
- A cup of tea sits beside her.

664
00:50:54,221 --> 00:50:57,391
- An afghan around her legs.
- That's nice.

665
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,561
- The phone rings.
- Hello?

666
00:51:00,769 --> 00:51:02,646
- Hi, Mom.
- Bad connection.

667
00:51:02,855 --> 00:51:05,899
Grandma!
Tell her I hit my first homer!

668
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:09,027
- Come for a few weeks.
- That'd be great.

669
00:51:09,278 --> 00:51:12,406
Grandma boards a Colonial airliner.

670
00:51:12,614 --> 00:51:15,200
She is made very comfortable.

671
00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:17,661
- Comfortable, ma'am?
- I'm Hattie.

672
00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,873
- They compare needlepoint.
- Look.

673
00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:24,293
- The stewardess tucks her in.
- Thank you.

674
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,129
And brings her a hot cup of tea.

675
00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:30,549
Grandma chats with
the other passengers.

676
00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:34,344
- Hi, there.
- In Bombay, I was an internist.

677
00:51:34,553 --> 00:51:36,847
I'm going to a convention.

678
00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:38,515
The plane lands.

679
00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:42,769
We see chauffeurs holding
signs with clients' names.

680
00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:45,314
Is there a T. Jones here?

681
00:51:45,522 --> 00:51:48,358
Looking for Gonzalez.

682
00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:51,570
- What?
- A boy holds a sign that says:

683
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:54,281
- Grandma!
- Jimmy!

684
00:51:54,490 --> 00:51:56,408
We witness a reunion.

685
00:51:56,617 --> 00:51:59,119
- It's so nice to see you.
- Grandma!

686
00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:03,540
- How you've grown!
- As does the smiling stewardess.

687
00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:07,085
- Bye, Hattie.
- Tell your mom about lemon for colds.

688
00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:09,004
- See you in Toledo.
- Bombay.

689
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:10,339
- Caracas.
- Where?

690
00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:14,426
Then she sits with the adoring kids.

691
00:52:14,635 --> 00:52:16,720
- Warm enough?
- I love you!

692
00:52:16,929 --> 00:52:19,139
Her daughter brings her tea.

693
00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:21,642
- Here's some tea, Mom.
- Hattie.

694
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:25,896
Grandma has to
just hug those special kids.

695
00:52:26,104 --> 00:52:28,649
- We're glad you came.
- Thanks, Grandma.

696
00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:34,196
We dissolve to the Colonial plane
flying into a red sunset.

697
00:52:35,072 --> 00:52:36,448
And we hear:

698
00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:38,617
From your home...

699
00:52:38,826 --> 00:52:40,369
...to our home...

700
00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:42,246
...to their home.

701
00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:46,291
Colonial Airlines...

702
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,669
...your home in the skies.

703
00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,681
Do you have anything else?

704
00:53:02,558 --> 00:53:05,394
We like this.
It's our strongest concept.

705
00:53:24,121 --> 00:53:26,248
Who got an airline? I did!

706
00:53:26,456 --> 00:53:28,834
- I want to talk to you!
- Wait.

707
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:30,752
- Who got it?
- Not the grass!

708
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,422
Don't get up.
Standing ovation!

709
00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:38,802
- Everyone knows I got an airline.
- You got it! Congratulations!

710
00:53:39,011 --> 00:53:42,514
- Don't I get a hug?
- That's a friend of mine.

711
00:53:42,723 --> 00:53:45,559
- I deserve congratulations too.
- Why?

712
00:53:45,809 --> 00:53:48,479
Remember that grant I applied for?

713
00:53:48,687 --> 00:53:51,231
They called me today, and I got it!

714
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,192
That's great! How much?

715
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,820
Not a lot.
Enough for the Gemini Theater.

716
00:53:57,029 --> 00:53:59,323
- The garage?
- We'll convert it.

717
00:53:59,531 --> 00:54:02,326
The world needs more
experimental theater.

718
00:54:02,534 --> 00:54:06,914
Let's go out. We'll celebrate
with an expensive, snazzy dinner.

719
00:54:07,289 --> 00:54:09,249
I can't take long.

720
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:14,213
- You can't park on the lawn!
- We're moving it.

721
00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:18,258
This is a 4-wheel drive.
There was no place to park!

722
00:54:18,467 --> 00:54:20,594
- Who's he?
- Dean of parking.

723
00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:23,722
- Who?
- Dean Wood, in the speech department.

724
00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:27,309
Wait. Robert, I'll call you!

725
00:54:27,518 --> 00:54:29,812
- Bye-bye.
- So long, Robin!

726
00:54:31,730 --> 00:54:36,443
Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show
for young lads and little misses.

727
00:54:37,152 --> 00:54:40,197
Hey! The Campbell brothers.

728
00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:41,448
Here.

729
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:44,117
Have a personal pen
from Max Basner.

730
00:54:46,495 --> 00:54:49,373
When this is over,
come up and we'll talk.

731
00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:55,671
That's Sal Mancuso.
He's one of my biggest customers.

732
00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:59,132
How much business has he given you?

733
00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,885
His wife has been sick.

734
00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:06,431
Looks like all your customers
have sick families.

735
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,351
Don't worry.
Business will pick up.

736
00:55:10,143 --> 00:55:14,481
A pink dress with a
Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton.

737
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:16,441
That is super.

738
00:55:17,192 --> 00:55:20,988
Kristen is my choice
for model of the year.

739
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,784
- Well, it's nice to see you, Max.
- Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan.

740
00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:28,036
Turn in your samples.

741
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:31,832
But that's my spring line.

742
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,836
We have someone else in mind
to take care of that.

743
00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:39,173
We're letting you go.
You're fired.

744
00:55:43,343 --> 00:55:45,762
Item sixteen...

745
00:55:45,971 --> 00:55:50,058
...is Adam, in poly-cotton
gray flannel trousers.

746
00:55:50,267 --> 00:55:54,146
My kid's in the show.
I have to go. I'll see you later.

747
00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:57,232
We thank the kids
who modeled today...

748
00:55:57,441 --> 00:56:01,028
...and all the kids
who were forced to be here.

749
00:56:04,907 --> 00:56:09,703
Goodbye, have a grand year,
and remember our motto:

750
00:56:09,912 --> 00:56:12,372
Be proud to be a salesman.

751
00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:55,684
Ah, don't ad-lib the lines.
Stick to the copy.

752
00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:59,354
Enjoy the language and
read the script.

753
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,190
Relax. Enjoy.

754
00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:06,528
Oh, George.

755
00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:14,870
They think up the commercials
for marketing...

756
00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:17,956
...and send them to
the account executives.

757
00:58:18,165 --> 00:58:22,377
This is called the bullpen.
That's a baseball term.

758
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:26,256
Please step over here,
and we'll take a break.

759
00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:31,094
I want to hear you say:
"I trust your judgement."

760
00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:35,641
She doesn't look like a grandmother.
She looks like a hooker.

761
00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,727
- She's no hooker.
- There are more grandmas.

762
00:58:38,936 --> 00:58:40,646
Tour coming through.

763
00:58:40,896 --> 00:58:45,025
I'm saying grandmothers
are getting younger every day.

764
00:58:45,234 --> 00:58:47,027
You know David Basner?

765
00:58:47,236 --> 00:58:50,322
Number two had
a geriatric youthfulness.

766
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:54,159
- I need some input.
- Will you come to my office?

767
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:57,830
Where were you?
I've been waiting for you.

768
00:58:58,038 --> 00:59:00,207
I got cramps from the grapes.

769
00:59:00,415 --> 00:59:02,543
It's noon, Dad. I work here.

770
00:59:02,793 --> 00:59:05,921
- Aren't you gonna introduce me?
- No.

771
00:59:06,129 --> 00:59:09,508
I've been here for five years,
and now you visit.

772
00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:14,263
I had no coffee at home.
I thought maybe you'd have some.

773
00:59:14,471 --> 00:59:18,183
This is something!
Secretaries. Offices.

774
00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:21,395
- It's a regular big deal.
- What do you want?

775
00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:22,896
Not here.

776
00:59:23,981 --> 00:59:27,693
I got a promotion
so I can have an office.

777
00:59:27,901 --> 00:59:30,571
- See my name?
- Not here.

778
00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:35,784
Can't you give me five minutes?
Let's take a drive.

779
00:59:39,538 --> 00:59:44,501
- Why don't you get a normal car?
- It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it.

780
00:59:49,047 --> 00:59:54,011
This goddamn car! You have to
be a mountain climber to get in.

781
00:59:59,016 --> 01:00:01,768
- Want one? They're Honduran.
- No.

782
01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:05,981
- Can't get the Cubans anymore.
- No, thank you.

783
01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:13,447
I lost my lines.

784
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,703
They fired me.

785
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:46,688
What are you gonna do?

786
01:00:47,523 --> 01:00:50,734
I know you hate me...

787
01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:53,445
...but you have to help me.

788
01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:05,749
No, you don't.

789
01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:09,002
You send her from
the cold to the warm.

790
01:01:09,211 --> 01:01:12,714
That way she doesn't
get pneumonia and die.

791
01:01:20,013 --> 01:01:24,560
- We can have dinner. Macaroni.
- I can't. I've got a date.

792
01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,354
I got you X-Rated action
on every page:

793
01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:30,440
Eros, Macho,
Hot and Sexy Mature Women.

794
01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:36,738
You know, that's something
we always had in common.

795
01:01:36,989 --> 01:01:41,118
- Who?
- My father. You. Me.

796
01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:44,246
We could always talk a girl into bed.

797
01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:46,373
Glad you still can, Dad.

798
01:01:46,582 --> 01:01:48,750
- You need asparagus?
- I can't.

799
01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:53,213
I can't do it anymore.

800
01:02:08,061 --> 01:02:10,772
You wanted that clock?
I hope it'll do.

801
01:02:10,981 --> 01:02:13,734
Flashlight.
There was something else.

802
01:02:13,942 --> 01:02:16,737
- Thank you.
- What is that? That's right.

803
01:02:16,945 --> 01:02:20,449
Look at that, Mom.
Look, it's a dog.

804
01:02:21,533 --> 01:02:24,953
- Where did you get him?
- Down at the pound.

805
01:02:25,162 --> 01:02:26,663
Does he have papers?

806
01:02:26,872 --> 01:02:30,125
He gets newspapers.
He's not house-trained.

807
01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:35,506
David, thank you.
Oh, someone to love.

808
01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:38,884
- See you later.
- Bye. Thanks.

809
01:02:39,092 --> 01:02:43,013
Oh, you're so sweet.
Did that scare you?

810
01:02:43,889 --> 01:02:48,811
Who is studying psychology?
Economics? Philosophy? That's good.

811
01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:52,356
Advertising's the
distillation of what we know.

812
01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:57,444
Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do.
I'm not writing novels.

813
01:02:57,653 --> 01:03:01,156
I have no manuscript.
I don't want to direct.

814
01:03:01,406 --> 01:03:05,160
I like advertising.
If you like it, give it a shot.

815
01:03:05,369 --> 01:03:09,122
But if you choke, you could
end up like Mr. Buzzword.

816
01:03:09,331 --> 01:03:12,626
- Isn't that right, Ted?
- Thanks, David.

817
01:03:13,919 --> 01:03:16,380
Mr. Basner loves to kid.

818
01:03:16,797 --> 01:03:20,509
- What's the dilemma?
- What kind of chair do we use?

819
01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,928
- What kind are there?
- Excuse me?

820
01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:24,805
- What?
- Dad.

821
01:03:39,278 --> 01:03:40,195
Come on.

822
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,991
Put it back.
Put it back!

823
01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:48,078
Shame on you.
I'm sorry.

824
01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:50,205
Get in the car.

825
01:03:50,747 --> 01:03:54,293
- Cubitode is a bookie.
- You don't know him.

826
01:03:54,501 --> 01:03:59,214
- He's talking about kneecaps.
- They don't break kneecaps for $ 75.

827
01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:04,469
You bought your mother a car!
Aren't my knees worth $75?!

828
01:04:04,678 --> 01:04:07,389
Didn't we do that yesterday?

829
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,392
- What?
- I need a cleaning lady.

830
01:04:10,601 --> 01:04:12,519
You missed my birthday.

831
01:04:12,728 --> 01:04:15,189
They have buses out to the track.

832
01:04:15,439 --> 01:04:17,024
I've got a problem.

833
01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:21,361
- The dog wants to say hi.
- I know it's 2 am.

834
01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:25,365
Mom, the AA helps alcoholics.
You need AAA.

835
01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:27,993
I'm sorry I bothered you.

836
01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:31,121
I'm the father he's ashamed of.

837
01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:35,584
- Father's on 7, mother's on 8.
- I was in a meeting!

838
01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:37,753
Don't put me on hold.

839
01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:40,923
I knew him before he had conferences!

840
01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:43,383
- Your mother again.
- That's it.

841
01:04:43,634 --> 01:04:45,010
- I can't.
- Dad on 4.

842
01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:48,180
- I'm your mother.
- I'll go as soon as I can!

843
01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:50,974
You just called an hour ago!

844
01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:05,906
- Who is it?
- David, come on, open up.

845
01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:08,450
- They're driving me crazy.
- Who?

846
01:05:08,659 --> 01:05:10,285
My folks. Can I come in?

847
01:05:10,494 --> 01:05:12,871
- It's midnight.
- Please. I know.

848
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,706
They're driving me crazy!

849
01:05:18,627 --> 01:05:21,839
- This better be...
- Everything is coming true.

850
01:05:22,047 --> 01:05:25,676
- Have we been drinking?
- Just a little, not too much.

851
01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:29,179
It's "get my dry cleaning,
help with groceries...

852
01:05:29,388 --> 01:05:34,017
...I can't drive, take me here, David.
David, David, David."

853
01:05:34,226 --> 01:05:36,436
It's affecting my work, Donna.

854
01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:39,398
I feel like a Swedish au pair boy.

855
01:05:39,606 --> 01:05:40,691
I got Mom a dog.

856
01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:44,486
- Donna? Sweetheart?
- Just a minute.

857
01:05:45,779 --> 01:05:48,907
David, I'm not alone.

858
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:52,452
Sit here and stay calm.

859
01:05:52,661 --> 01:05:54,371
Stay.

860
01:05:55,914 --> 01:05:57,416
Stay!

861
01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:06,550
What's happening?
I heard drumming.

862
01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:09,887
- An old friend is having a problem.
- Now?

863
01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:13,807
- His parents have split up.
- Well, how old is he?

864
01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:16,602
He needs to talk.

865
01:06:17,019 --> 01:06:20,063
I apologize for barging in like this.

866
01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,691
I'm sorry. I won't be long.

867
01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:26,487
- He's drunk.
- I just had a couple scotches.

868
01:06:26,695 --> 01:06:29,072
I know you! We met!

869
01:06:29,281 --> 01:06:31,575
You're in Psychology.
Roland...

870
01:06:31,783 --> 01:06:35,621
- Robert!
- Robert, you're naked.

871
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:38,123
I came at a real bad time!

872
01:06:38,373 --> 01:06:41,043
- You know what she likes?
- David!

873
01:06:41,251 --> 01:06:44,213
- I'll kill you!
- I'm talking with Robert!

874
01:06:45,464 --> 01:06:50,344
We were like this in high school.
Sometimes like this.

875
01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:53,013
We used to go steady. I like her.

876
01:06:53,222 --> 01:06:56,850
She's got a lot of energy.
Her middle name is Mildred.

877
01:06:57,518 --> 01:07:01,355
- Donna Mildred Martin!
- David, I will use this weapon!

878
01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:06,151
I'm talking about the nervous
breakdown caused by my parents!

879
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:11,031
- Remember my angry voice?
- I'm an only child. Their breakup...

880
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,827
- Get out! Get out!
- I mean, they don't...

881
01:07:15,035 --> 01:07:16,495
Wait, don't get up!

882
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:21,291
- She'll put you back in the mood.
- That is not fair!

883
01:07:21,542 --> 01:07:24,253
Your friend has unresolved conflicts.

884
01:07:24,461 --> 01:07:28,924
Don't give me that psychoanalytic
bullshit, please.

885
01:07:29,132 --> 01:07:33,470
My life's endeavors are bullshit?
Glad this came up. I should go.

886
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:37,224
No, don't go, please. I'm sorry.

887
01:07:41,353 --> 01:07:43,772
Just give me a minute with him.

888
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:50,487
Just a minute, promise.

889
01:07:54,449 --> 01:07:55,909
I don't believe it.

890
01:07:57,953 --> 01:08:01,999
You've still got it.
Where are these kids, huh?

891
01:08:02,207 --> 01:08:06,670
David Basner, the swim team,
junior class treasurer...

892
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:10,716
...and Donna Martin, drama club.
Emily, Our Town.

893
01:08:10,924 --> 01:08:13,093
Maria, West Side Story.

894
01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:16,472
Golden high school moments.
Fabulous.

895
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,183
I'd like to talk about tonight.

896
01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:23,103
- Did you hear me?
- I can't think of you with another.

897
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:25,814
You never ask.

898
01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:29,401
I'm sorry, but we can't
do this anymore.

899
01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:32,571
Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal.

900
01:08:32,779 --> 01:08:34,948
I don't want to be that.

901
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:38,577
I want to move on.
I want a relationship.

902
01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:41,997
- Robert?
- With Robert, or someone else...

903
01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:43,957
You change your hair?

904
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:46,251
- Something is different.
- No.

905
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,420
Is the bathrobe new?

906
01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:51,965
- It's old. You've seen it before.
- No, I haven't.

907
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:55,260
- You wore it!
- I wore the pink one.

908
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:56,803
This is pink.

909
01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:02,142
You looked great in it.

910
01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:04,353
Well, let me try it on.

911
01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:08,482
- I want to see if it fits.
- Listen!

912
01:09:08,690 --> 01:09:13,445
I won't be your emotional
pit stop anymore.

913
01:09:13,695 --> 01:09:17,115
An emotional pit stop,
you won't be that anymore.

914
01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:21,328
An "emotional pit stop."
That's beautiful!

915
01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:24,998
Did Robert tell you
this kind of term?

916
01:09:25,207 --> 01:09:30,754
Like check under the hood, and
examine my heart and mental attitude?

917
01:09:30,963 --> 01:09:34,716
And how I'm doing?
How secure I feel, and all that?

918
01:09:34,925 --> 01:09:38,512
It's lovely.
That's psychology, isn't it?

919
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,348
"Psychoanalytical bullshit"...

920
01:09:41,557 --> 01:09:46,812
...I think you described it.

921
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:51,191
I'll remember that.
Does Robert wear the robe?

922
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:55,821
Go home, David.

923
01:12:32,895 --> 01:12:35,772
I just can't drive.
I can get around okay.

924
01:12:36,023 --> 01:12:40,194
- You read the racing form like this.
- I like the charts.

925
01:12:40,402 --> 01:12:43,447
It's giving you ink stains
on your eyeballs.

926
01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:47,159
- So let's go.
- All right.

927
01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:50,329
I'll go up,
but I'm going up alone.

928
01:12:50,579 --> 01:12:53,999
Now, you're in a loading zone.
Get going.

929
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,044
You were to see a doctor,
and you didn't.

930
01:12:57,252 --> 01:12:59,505
I want to make sure.

931
01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:02,341
Don't, David. Don't embarrass me.

932
01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:07,221
They'll think I can't
take care of myself.

933
01:13:07,429 --> 01:13:10,557
- I wanna know what the doctor says.
- Certainly.

934
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:12,518
Call me.

935
01:13:12,726 --> 01:13:14,645
- All right.
- Call me.

936
01:13:21,568 --> 01:13:24,613
Wait a minute!
I had this thing timed.

937
01:13:24,822 --> 01:13:28,534
The bridge is up,
I couldn't go. Whoa, wait!

938
01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:30,494
Give me the ticket.

939
01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:33,956
I bet you're upset
you didn't get to tow it.

940
01:13:34,164 --> 01:13:36,750
That would have made your day.

941
01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:54,143
I'd rather sleep in my own bed.

942
01:13:54,351 --> 01:13:57,646
I don't have a change of clothes.

943
01:13:57,855 --> 01:14:00,274
Are you worried about tomorrow?

944
01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:05,362
We've shot a lot of commercials.
We could do it blindfolded.

945
01:14:05,863 --> 01:14:08,073
As a matter of fact...

946
01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:12,578
...why don't we actually
shoot this commercial...

947
01:14:12,786 --> 01:14:15,539
...with the director blindfolded?

948
01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:21,336
This is a joke.
This is a joke, Cheryl Ann.

949
01:14:21,545 --> 01:14:23,964
I'm making a joke.

950
01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:25,507
You're cute.

951
01:14:28,135 --> 01:14:30,304
Get some sleep.

952
01:14:42,024 --> 01:14:43,609
Hello?

953
01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:46,153
Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on?

954
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:07,841
Three beers and 10 air balls.

955
01:15:08,884 --> 01:15:10,427
Thanks for calling.

956
01:15:13,138 --> 01:15:17,351
- You've got very nice moves.
- Thank you.

957
01:15:17,559 --> 01:15:19,645
I played for St. Mary's.

958
01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:21,605
Shoot!

959
01:15:23,607 --> 01:15:25,234
I missed.

960
01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:30,364
- What's the score?
- You're up by two.

961
01:15:30,823 --> 01:15:33,283
- Hi, David.
- Hi, Mom.

962
01:15:34,618 --> 01:15:36,370
This is my son.

963
01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:40,415
You told me you come here,
that the people are nice.

964
01:15:40,624 --> 01:15:44,294
Put on your shoes,
and come out of the cage.

965
01:15:44,503 --> 01:15:46,797
Who says that to their mother?

966
01:15:47,005 --> 01:15:49,925
- Thank you, Mr. Wellington.
- Lloyd.

967
01:15:54,721 --> 01:15:58,225
- I went on a date tonight.
- With Lloyd?

968
01:15:58,433 --> 01:16:01,186
He's just a friend.
I am so thirsty.

969
01:16:01,436 --> 01:16:05,774
- I'll buy you a drink.
- Lloyd drooled on your shoes.

970
01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:10,737
I went out on a date...

971
01:16:10,946 --> 01:16:15,242
...with a pediatrician I met
in yoga class...

972
01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,119
...Dr. Bedsole.

973
01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:20,998
We had a wonderful time.

974
01:16:21,957 --> 01:16:26,128
We went to a movie and had some sushi.
It was a great time.

975
01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:27,754
Sounds great.

976
01:16:27,963 --> 01:16:32,134
So why were you crying
and looking for me?

977
01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:37,598
Ed Bedsole...

978
01:16:39,057 --> 01:16:41,226
...kissed me...

979
01:16:44,688 --> 01:16:46,482
...and I got scared.

980
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:49,276
Why should that scare you?

981
01:16:49,485 --> 01:16:52,029
I just didn't know how to respond.

982
01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:56,867
I didn't know if I liked it
or hated it.

983
01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:59,578
No one's done that in a long time.

984
01:16:59,828 --> 01:17:03,790
Your father hasn't kissed me for years.
Nothing.

985
01:17:03,999 --> 01:17:08,462
For 30 years there was nothing.
No love, no passion. Nothing.

986
01:17:09,046 --> 01:17:12,382
He never left. He was always there.

987
01:17:13,842 --> 01:17:17,137
To eat. And sleep.
And go to the toilet.

988
01:17:20,599 --> 01:17:24,228
He cheated on me.
Everyone knew that.

989
01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:28,649
He humiliated me.
Do you know that?

990
01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:35,823
You never said anything.
Why didn't you tell me?

991
01:17:36,031 --> 01:17:38,742
You were just a little boy.

992
01:17:39,159 --> 01:17:43,288
You said your funny things,
and ran out of the house.

993
01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:47,292
Then, when you moved away...

994
01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:49,670
...you didn't come around much.

995
01:17:49,878 --> 01:17:55,217
Christmas, and flowers on my birthday.

996
01:17:55,509 --> 01:17:59,304
- Coral-pink roses.
- And a Mother's Day call.

997
01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:02,057
Once from Hawaii.

998
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:08,730
Well, I'm here now.

999
01:18:11,150 --> 01:18:13,485
I know you're here now.

1000
01:18:13,694 --> 01:18:17,865
I have a chance to talk about this,
but I am embarrassed.

1001
01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:22,953
A mother shouldn't
say this to her son.

1002
01:18:29,751 --> 01:18:32,588
I wish I'd been
a better mother, David.

1003
01:18:33,172 --> 01:18:35,215
- You did fine.
- No.

1004
01:18:35,757 --> 01:18:38,093
I wanted to do better.

1005
01:18:39,928 --> 01:18:42,055
I didn't even do fine.

1006
01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:45,601
I wanted to do more for you.

1007
01:18:46,977 --> 01:18:49,605
I'm going to the ladies' room.

1008
01:18:59,072 --> 01:19:02,159
Are you crazy?
It's four in the morning.

1009
01:19:02,367 --> 01:19:05,579
You just tell me.
What did you do to her?

1010
01:19:05,787 --> 01:19:08,499
- To who?
- Mom's afraid of other men.

1011
01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:10,626
What the hell did you do?

1012
01:19:10,834 --> 01:19:13,712
I gave her a name. That's what I did.

1013
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,380
I gave her a son.

1014
01:19:15,589 --> 01:19:18,592
I gave her food and clothes
for 36 years.

1015
01:19:18,801 --> 01:19:22,596
- I did pretty good.
- Did you ever say you loved her?

1016
01:19:22,805 --> 01:19:26,600
That's none of your goddamn business!

1017
01:19:29,353 --> 01:19:31,647
Yeah, it is my business.

1018
01:19:31,855 --> 01:19:35,901
You cheated on my mom.
Then you made her feel dirty.

1019
01:19:36,193 --> 01:19:39,321
You have no right
to talk to me like that.

1020
01:19:39,530 --> 01:19:42,699
That's between your mother and me,
not you.

1021
01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:46,703
I grew up in this house!
You kicked my ass for years!

1022
01:19:46,912 --> 01:19:48,914
Now you're doing pretty good.

1023
01:19:49,122 --> 01:19:52,793
You got a jeep, money,
and you're boffing everything.

1024
01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:54,962
I did something right.

1025
01:19:55,170 --> 01:20:00,008
Now that I'm an adult you approve?
You never did when I was a kid!

1026
01:20:00,259 --> 01:20:04,805
I never knew what you were saying!
You were a moody little shit!

1027
01:20:05,013 --> 01:20:09,226
Whenever I took a pee,
you'd have a seahorse funeral!

1028
01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:15,691
Why don't you get
the hell out of here?

1029
01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:19,319
Tell me what you did to my mother.

1030
01:20:24,491 --> 01:20:27,828
You want to know, so I'll tell you.

1031
01:20:28,036 --> 01:20:30,747
From the first night
on our honeymoon...

1032
01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:34,001
...she laid there like a wet rag.

1033
01:20:34,209 --> 01:20:37,379
She was frigid, David.
Your mother was frigid.

1034
01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:41,717
- She wouldn't do what I asked of her.
- She didn't know.

1035
01:20:41,967 --> 01:20:45,095
Just out of Catholic school,
it repulsed her!

1036
01:20:45,387 --> 01:20:49,683
When you go to bed... When you go to
bed, you want to have fun.

1037
01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:54,730
I was her husband, goddamn it!
I wanted some pleasure!

1038
01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:59,109
So I went out and
got it someplace else.

1039
01:21:00,152 --> 01:21:02,613
Yeah, of course you did.

1040
01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:04,990
Your best friend is your dick!

1041
01:21:05,199 --> 01:21:07,910
And where did I learn that?

1042
01:21:08,118 --> 01:21:11,872
Great! Us four will
go out to lunch someday!

1043
01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:18,170
You ran around and acted
like this was a boarding house!

1044
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:21,048
I grew up in a boarding house, Dad!

1045
01:21:21,256 --> 01:21:24,676
Thank you. I found out
what you did to us.

1046
01:21:24,885 --> 01:21:28,096
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

1047
01:21:28,305 --> 01:21:30,057
It was very tough...

1048
01:21:30,265 --> 01:21:33,185
...all of those dreadful things
I did.

1049
01:21:33,393 --> 01:21:37,439
That's how I was brought up.
And I did the best I could!

1050
01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:41,151
Tomorrow I'm doing a
commercial with a family...

1051
01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:42,986
...that loves each other.

1052
01:21:43,695 --> 01:21:45,447
I'm faking it.

1053
01:21:52,287 --> 01:21:54,957
I'm Michelle Wilson.
Call me Mishi.

1054
01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:58,377
Often we have problems
with our monitors.

1055
01:21:58,585 --> 01:22:00,963
See that bouncing black bar?

1056
01:22:01,213 --> 01:22:04,716
It helps when you go like that.
It disappears.

1057
01:22:04,925 --> 01:22:06,969
Not like that. Up and down.

1058
01:22:07,177 --> 01:22:09,763
- Ready?
- Can't we watch there?

1059
01:22:09,972 --> 01:22:12,975
- Sure.
- Quiet, please.

1060
01:22:13,183 --> 01:22:14,768
We're rolling.

1061
01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:17,813
- Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1.
- Mark.

1062
01:22:18,021 --> 01:22:19,773
Snow, Bernie.

1063
01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:22,276
And... action!

1064
01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:24,611
We pull back on a cold day.

1065
01:22:24,820 --> 01:22:27,739
We see Grandma by the hearth...

1066
01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:30,325
...and the phone rings.

1067
01:22:31,243 --> 01:22:33,245
Cut! Cut!

1068
01:22:33,495 --> 01:22:35,914
Cut?! Did you say cut?

1069
01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:40,002
I'm the director!
Only I say "action" and "cut."

1070
01:22:40,210 --> 01:22:42,171
Learn to say "action"...

1071
01:22:42,379 --> 01:22:44,298
...since you know "cut."

1072
01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:46,133
Do you hear me?

1073
01:22:48,969 --> 01:22:50,971
What will we do? She's drunk.

1074
01:22:51,221 --> 01:22:53,390
I know. Roger?

1075
01:22:54,349 --> 01:22:57,853
- You already did a drunk-driving spot.
- Yeah.

1076
01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,605
A little casting tip:

1077
01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:02,232
Next time, hire a sober actress.

1078
01:23:02,441 --> 01:23:04,151
Not next to the clients.

1079
01:23:04,359 --> 01:23:06,862
You don't need a bullhorn!

1080
01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:08,530
She's hard of hearing.

1081
01:23:08,739 --> 01:23:11,909
Drunk and deaf?
How'd she know to show up?

1082
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:14,119
I did not hire this actress.

1083
01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:15,871
Don't be so testy.

1084
01:23:16,079 --> 01:23:18,457
This is the face that they want.

1085
01:23:18,665 --> 01:23:21,877
- So we will make it work.
- Yes, yes, we will.

1086
01:23:22,085 --> 01:23:24,171
Pour coffee down...
Whatever.

1087
01:23:24,755 --> 01:23:26,965
- Get me some coffee.
- Yes, sir.

1088
01:23:27,174 --> 01:23:28,509
Do we have decaf?

1089
01:23:28,717 --> 01:23:31,512
This snow is too thick.
Practice, Bernie.

1090
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:36,225
- My father wants to have lunch.
- I don't have time for lunch.

1091
01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:39,061
Bernie, can we make
actual flakes?

1092
01:23:39,269 --> 01:23:43,148
Just a little problem.
The cup was wet and it slipped.

1093
01:23:43,398 --> 01:23:46,276
She's so sweet.
We'll give her a break.

1094
01:23:46,485 --> 01:23:50,155
I want to show you
the other stage now.

1095
01:23:50,364 --> 01:23:53,033
What are you doing?
Get out of here.

1096
01:23:54,493 --> 01:23:57,412
Where's the kid?
He's still in school?

1097
01:23:57,621 --> 01:24:00,290
You can step out while
they set up.

1098
01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:04,503
- What's this?
- A housecat. You want it more exotic?

1099
01:24:04,711 --> 01:24:07,923
- Where did we get a cat?
- Roger said get a cat.

1100
01:24:08,132 --> 01:24:11,051
Lose the cat. Roger!
Get it out of here!

1101
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:15,180
- A cat?
- She could say goodbye to the cat.

1102
01:24:15,389 --> 01:24:17,599
- Oh. That's a good idea.
- Yeah.

1103
01:24:17,808 --> 01:24:20,018
Let's do one about
a grandma...

1104
01:24:20,227 --> 01:24:22,938
...who abandons a cat
in winter...

1105
01:24:23,147 --> 01:24:25,941
...so she can romp
with her grandkids!

1106
01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:30,737
We can show the cat trying to
claw its way out to get food!

1107
01:24:30,946 --> 01:24:34,032
Are there more animals...

1108
01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:36,702
...that Grandma can torture?

1109
01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:39,413
Maybe put a squirrel
in the fire?

1110
01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:42,583
Do we want to work
in advertising? No!

1111
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:46,044
- What're you looking at?
- Go smash this.

1112
01:24:46,253 --> 01:24:49,673
- Let's take a break.
- We haven't had too many!

1113
01:24:49,882 --> 01:24:52,801
- What are these people...
- Just relax!

1114
01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:56,305
Come on! It's me! Come on!

1115
01:24:59,641 --> 01:25:03,562
Why don't you just go home, huh?

1116
01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:07,524
- What's the problem?
- I'm sorry. I had a bad night.

1117
01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:08,817
I'm sorry.

1118
01:25:09,151 --> 01:25:12,779
- You laying some bad pipe?
- It's nothing like that.

1119
01:25:13,447 --> 01:25:14,948
My old man.

1120
01:25:15,574 --> 01:25:18,452
I don't talk to mine, so I don't know.

1121
01:25:19,912 --> 01:25:23,957
Do you remember when
we worked in the mailroom?

1122
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:29,379
We found out that we were fired,
so we shredded the mail.

1123
01:25:29,630 --> 01:25:32,007
Look at us now, huh?

1124
01:25:32,216 --> 01:25:35,219
These people actually think
we know our job.

1125
01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:38,388
It's a laugh. Isn't it?

1126
01:25:39,765 --> 01:25:43,644
Come on, we said we'd do it
as long as it was fun.

1127
01:25:44,394 --> 01:25:47,523
Why don't you go home,
go to Lincoln Park?

1128
01:25:47,731 --> 01:25:52,277
Let me take care of things.
It's just a commercial.

1129
01:25:57,282 --> 01:25:59,284
Let me see those eyes.

1130
01:25:59,493 --> 01:26:01,203
Right. All right.

1131
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,059
Coffee?

1132
01:26:24,268 --> 01:26:26,520
- Sorry.
- Just keep an eye on things.

1133
01:26:26,728 --> 01:26:28,939
- Is he coming back?
- I don't know.

1134
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:33,861
He told me to keep an eye on things.

1135
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:39,491
- Ms. Wayne wants the...
- The copy. I know.

1136
01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:41,994
You don't make jokes anymore.

1137
01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:43,787
You liked those jokes?

1138
01:26:43,996 --> 01:26:46,206
Yeah.

1139
01:26:46,415 --> 01:26:48,083
So did I.

1140
01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:25,996
Hey, Dad?

1141
01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:29,708
Dad?

1142
01:27:35,339 --> 01:27:37,299
Come on, Dad...

1143
01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:44,014
All right. I'm sorry.

1144
01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:47,559
I called all week.
I'm tired of you hanging up.

1145
01:27:47,768 --> 01:27:49,812
I bought some groceries, Dad.

1146
01:27:50,187 --> 01:27:52,981
Mom is sitting like a zombie...

1147
01:27:53,190 --> 01:27:55,067
...recovering from her date.

1148
01:27:55,275 --> 01:27:57,861
I don't know what
you're doing in there.

1149
01:27:58,445 --> 01:28:00,239
Let me take you out, huh?

1150
01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:04,076
You pick the place.
We'll listen to music.

1151
01:28:04,284 --> 01:28:06,286
That's jazz, right?
Jazz music?

1152
01:28:07,996 --> 01:28:10,290
Come on!

1153
01:28:51,915 --> 01:28:54,251
Doesn't that do something to you?

1154
01:28:54,459 --> 01:28:57,504
- Doesn't that do something to you?
- No.

1155
01:28:58,213 --> 01:29:02,843
- Can we go? It's four in the morning.
- What four in the morning?

1156
01:29:05,888 --> 01:29:08,265
Where are your new glasses?

1157
01:29:08,474 --> 01:29:10,392
I lost my slipper someplace.

1158
01:29:11,018 --> 01:29:14,146
Dad? Where are your new glasses?

1159
01:29:14,354 --> 01:29:17,858
They're being fixed.
They didn't fit right.

1160
01:29:18,066 --> 01:29:20,319
...that's about it for tonight.

1161
01:29:20,527 --> 01:29:23,322
Wait a minute, Conrad.
One more time.

1162
01:29:23,530 --> 01:29:25,324
Max, give us a break.

1163
01:29:25,532 --> 01:29:27,910
I haven't even drank my minimum.

1164
01:29:28,118 --> 01:29:30,370
All right, one more time.

1165
01:29:30,621 --> 01:29:33,540
"When the Saints."
One, two, one.

1166
01:29:42,049 --> 01:29:43,967
You didn't go in.

1167
01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:48,597
You didn't go in to
see the doctor, did you?

1168
01:29:51,183 --> 01:29:55,437
I'll get your goddamn slipper.
Then I'm taking you home.

1169
01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:30,722
I'm not staying
in this lousy hospital!

1170
01:30:30,973 --> 01:30:33,934
I'm feeling fine!
I'm going home!

1171
01:30:34,143 --> 01:30:37,563
Let me out of this chair!
Let me out of this chair!

1172
01:30:37,771 --> 01:30:39,565
Let me out of this thing!

1173
01:30:39,773 --> 01:30:43,068
Get your hand off!
I'll claim malpractice!

1174
01:30:43,277 --> 01:30:44,236
I'll handle it.

1175
01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:47,447
- You'll handle nothing!
- It has to be tomorrow.

1176
01:30:47,656 --> 01:30:50,701
Tomorrow, bullshit!
I won't be here!

1177
01:30:50,909 --> 01:30:55,080
If anybody touches my legs,
I'll brain the son of a bitch!

1178
01:30:55,289 --> 01:30:57,332
You've got no choice!

1179
01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,960
I knew he'd find something wrong!

1180
01:31:00,169 --> 01:31:03,130
Something is wrong with you!
Put this on.

1181
01:31:03,338 --> 01:31:05,299
I won't!
Your ass hangs out!

1182
01:31:05,507 --> 01:31:07,217
So sleep on your back!

1183
01:31:07,468 --> 01:31:12,306
Don't hang anything up, because
I'm getting out of here!

1184
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:18,312
Don't tell any of his friends.
He doesn't want them to know.

1185
01:31:19,188 --> 01:31:20,647
How serious is it?

1186
01:31:20,856 --> 01:31:23,108
He could lose his legs.

1187
01:31:24,776 --> 01:31:27,821
Definitely parts of both feet.

1188
01:31:28,864 --> 01:31:30,574
But he'll live?

1189
01:31:30,782 --> 01:31:33,619
Doctor gave me the
malpractice bullshit.

1190
01:31:33,827 --> 01:31:37,039
He said that it's
a major operation...

1191
01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:40,667
...that with patients of Dad's
age and condition...

1192
01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:45,923
...complications could set in
because of the anesthesia and shock.

1193
01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:48,383
That means that he could...

1194
01:31:48,592 --> 01:31:51,178
He could die.
He could cash it in...

1195
01:31:51,386 --> 01:31:52,971
...kick the bucket.

1196
01:31:53,180 --> 01:31:57,810
He could shuffle loose the mortal coil.

1197
01:31:58,018 --> 01:32:00,771
All right, David!
That's enough.

1198
01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:07,778
I knew he was sick.

1199
01:32:08,028 --> 01:32:10,906
Oh, well,
he knew he was sick too.

1200
01:32:11,156 --> 01:32:14,785
But you don't die from diabetes.

1201
01:32:14,993 --> 01:32:18,705
You do if you let it go
this long, Mom.

1202
01:32:18,914 --> 01:32:23,210
It's the number three
cause of death in this country.

1203
01:32:23,418 --> 01:32:27,172
I read this in
a pamphlet at the hospital.

1204
01:32:27,381 --> 01:32:30,384
It's not my fault
that it went this far.

1205
01:32:31,552 --> 01:32:34,221
He knew.
He didn't see a doctor.

1206
01:32:34,429 --> 01:32:38,016
He is a grown man.
I couldn't make him go.

1207
01:32:38,267 --> 01:32:41,478
He smokes cigars before breakfast!

1208
01:32:41,687 --> 01:32:42,980
It's not my fault.

1209
01:32:43,188 --> 01:32:44,982
I know, Mom.

1210
01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:51,238
- Let me make you French toast.
- No, I'm late for work.

1211
01:32:57,244 --> 01:33:00,622
Your home to our home

1212
01:33:00,831 --> 01:33:04,376
To their home

1213
01:33:04,585 --> 01:33:08,255
Colonial Airlines

1214
01:33:08,505 --> 01:33:11,884
Your home in the...

1215
01:33:12,092 --> 01:33:15,012
...sky

1216
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:19,558
Are there any questions?

1217
01:33:19,766 --> 01:33:22,895
We've just bought
three jumbo aircrafts.

1218
01:33:23,103 --> 01:33:24,980
You didn't mention them.

1219
01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:27,900
We're excited
about the acquisition.

1220
01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:32,070
But it's a tiny part of the fleet
compared to others.

1221
01:33:32,279 --> 01:33:35,616
We showed that you have
more short flights...

1222
01:33:35,824 --> 01:33:39,286
...than any other carrier.
Next question?

1223
01:33:39,578 --> 01:33:43,123
We have a perfect safety record.
You didn't say that.

1224
01:33:43,332 --> 01:33:44,791
It could backfire.

1225
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:48,921
People think it's luck and wonder
when it will run out.

1226
01:33:49,171 --> 01:33:53,383
We'll use it, but not in mass market.
It's too iffy.

1227
01:33:53,592 --> 01:33:55,302
Suppose we insisted.

1228
01:33:55,511 --> 01:33:57,763
- I'd say no.
- Lf you couldn't?

1229
01:33:57,971 --> 01:34:01,934
I'd walk away. It's a bad move.
I won't be responsible.

1230
01:34:02,142 --> 01:34:06,230
Good enough.
Who cares about safety records?

1231
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:09,858
This man has a campaign to do.

1232
01:34:10,108 --> 01:34:13,695
This campaign will knock
them on their duff!

1233
01:34:14,154 --> 01:34:17,491
You've got an hour to
meet me at the airport.

1234
01:34:17,699 --> 01:34:20,285
We have the presentation in
New York.

1235
01:34:20,494 --> 01:34:23,705
Oh, yeah, that would be today.

1236
01:34:23,914 --> 01:34:27,251
I'm sorry, I can't make it.
Mustard.

1237
01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:29,002
What?

1238
01:34:29,211 --> 01:34:31,755
I'm not going. My father is ill.

1239
01:34:32,381 --> 01:34:34,383
Well, put him in a hospital.

1240
01:34:34,591 --> 01:34:39,179
I did. But he needs surgery,
and I want to be there.

1241
01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:40,472
Why?

1242
01:34:42,015 --> 01:34:43,642
Why?

1243
01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:45,978
I said we have a meeting.

1244
01:34:46,186 --> 01:34:49,690
I heard you, twice.
I told you I'm not going.

1245
01:34:49,898 --> 01:34:52,901
- Where's Charlie Gargas?
- In Los Angeles.

1246
01:34:53,819 --> 01:34:54,778
Call him.

1247
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:57,114
- He'll be back this...
- Now!

1248
01:34:57,322 --> 01:35:01,410
Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go.

1249
01:35:01,618 --> 01:35:04,246
- I hired you.
- He's familiar with it.

1250
01:35:04,454 --> 01:35:05,831
Can you talk to him?

1251
01:35:06,039 --> 01:35:10,502
Basner, you have to make the
presentation to our board.

1252
01:35:10,711 --> 01:35:13,881
You have good doctors,
you don't have to stay.

1253
01:35:14,381 --> 01:35:18,093
No, I don't, but I'm going to.

1254
01:35:18,385 --> 01:35:20,429
You're not going to New York?

1255
01:35:20,637 --> 01:35:22,473
I'm not going to New York.

1256
01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:25,726
Look, I'm serious.
I've had enough of this.

1257
01:35:25,934 --> 01:35:27,394
If you want this...

1258
01:35:27,603 --> 01:35:31,482
...you'll get up
off your ass, get packed...

1259
01:35:31,690 --> 01:35:33,150
I'm counting now.

1260
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:34,776
One!

1261
01:35:35,319 --> 01:35:36,403
Two!

1262
01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:39,072
- Three!
- Jesus Christ!

1263
01:35:39,281 --> 01:35:40,115
Four!

1264
01:35:40,324 --> 01:35:43,076
- He really is counting.
- Five! Six!

1265
01:35:43,285 --> 01:35:46,663
This is the 20th century.
Sir, I'm not...

1266
01:35:46,914 --> 01:35:48,999
...a shit-kicker from your farm.

1267
01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:51,210
Ten!

1268
01:35:51,418 --> 01:35:53,670
Look, I'm done! Take my stuff!

1269
01:35:53,879 --> 01:35:55,714
Do what you want...

1270
01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:57,925
...but I'm not going!

1271
01:35:58,133 --> 01:36:01,720
And don't you ever
fucking touch me again!

1272
01:36:10,395 --> 01:36:11,980
Fire him.

1273
01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:25,619
Quite a show.

1274
01:36:25,828 --> 01:36:29,748
What do you do for an encore?
Burn down a building?

1275
01:36:34,294 --> 01:36:36,463
Did you just make a joke?

1276
01:36:37,464 --> 01:36:40,300
You did, didn't you?
You made a joke.

1277
01:36:40,509 --> 01:36:43,720
Not a great joke,
but you made a joke.

1278
01:36:43,929 --> 01:36:45,139
Cheryl Ann!

1279
01:36:45,389 --> 01:36:48,767
You made light of a heavy situation!
Sense of humor!

1280
01:36:48,976 --> 01:36:52,604
You do, you have one.

1281
01:36:52,813 --> 01:36:55,440
I worked damn hard on this with you.

1282
01:36:55,649 --> 01:36:58,569
I thought that
you were a professional.

1283
01:36:58,777 --> 01:37:00,571
I'm as committed as you.

1284
01:37:00,779 --> 01:37:04,241
I'm going to New York.
You're staying.

1285
01:37:04,449 --> 01:37:07,119
- We have different priorities.
- We do.

1286
01:37:07,327 --> 01:37:10,664
I'm surprised too.
I thought we were the same.

1287
01:37:11,790 --> 01:37:14,918
That's what's sad.
We were a good team.

1288
01:37:15,127 --> 01:37:18,839
I looked forward to seeing you
every morning.

1289
01:37:19,047 --> 01:37:22,759
Wondering what you'd wear,
what you'd say...

1290
01:37:23,010 --> 01:37:26,930
...and how you were gonna tease me...

1291
01:37:27,181 --> 01:37:30,184
...and when we'd
find time to make love.

1292
01:37:31,435 --> 01:37:34,688
You made all
of these exhausting hours fun.

1293
01:37:35,689 --> 01:37:38,775
That I'm gonna miss.
It's hard to find.

1294
01:37:43,071 --> 01:37:45,991
I'll miss you, David.

1295
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:47,951
Very much.

1296
01:37:56,293 --> 01:37:58,086
You're fired.

1297
01:38:03,050 --> 01:38:06,804
You know, I liked
being with you too.

1298
01:38:07,012 --> 01:38:11,058
You're gonna make a lucky
corporation one hell of a CEO.

1299
01:38:11,433 --> 01:38:13,977
Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting.

1300
01:38:16,605 --> 01:38:18,941
I do hope your father's okay.

1301
01:38:21,068 --> 01:38:22,444
Where are my copies?

1302
01:38:22,653 --> 01:38:24,780
On my desk, I'll meet you there.

1303
01:38:32,788 --> 01:38:35,541
Hey, will you get out?
I'm creating.

1304
01:38:35,749 --> 01:38:39,169
This is where I do my best work.
Get out!

1305
01:38:39,378 --> 01:38:41,463
Oh, it's only the boss.

1306
01:38:43,924 --> 01:38:45,217
I was sleeping.

1307
01:38:45,425 --> 01:38:48,178
I'm sorry I was gone.
I missed the fireworks.

1308
01:38:48,428 --> 01:38:51,932
You know everyone in L.A.
Has odd-colored hair?

1309
01:38:52,141 --> 01:38:54,518
I saw someone that drew it in.

1310
01:38:54,726 --> 01:38:58,313
Here I am buying hair.
I'll never understand L.A.

1311
01:38:58,522 --> 01:39:00,482
Did we lose the account?

1312
01:39:00,691 --> 01:39:03,110
No, I calmed Woolridge down.

1313
01:39:03,318 --> 01:39:06,613
I told him that I'd throw you
out of a plane...

1314
01:39:06,822 --> 01:39:09,324
...you know,
the usual punishment.

1315
01:39:09,533 --> 01:39:11,577
I'm not a partner by accident.

1316
01:39:11,785 --> 01:39:15,080
I'll apologize to you.
But not to anyone else.

1317
01:39:15,289 --> 01:39:18,292
It's been hard to
deal with all of this.

1318
01:39:20,294 --> 01:39:22,045
Join the club.

1319
01:39:27,342 --> 01:39:28,719
At the end...

1320
01:39:31,013 --> 01:39:35,309
...my dad was in a home.
It was the best in Illinois.

1321
01:39:35,517 --> 01:39:38,437
I was too busy to visit him much.

1322
01:39:38,645 --> 01:39:41,565
But I figured he was well cared-for.

1323
01:39:41,773 --> 01:39:45,444
He was a little senile.
Not much.

1324
01:39:48,697 --> 01:39:51,950
When I got around to seeing him...

1325
01:39:52,159 --> 01:39:55,078
...he didn't recognize me until he died.

1326
01:39:56,747 --> 01:39:59,416
He didn't remember who I was.

1327
01:40:02,252 --> 01:40:05,798
I thought you'd be
the perfect son, Charlie.

1328
01:40:06,757 --> 01:40:10,761
No, they tell me there
was only one of those guys.

1329
01:40:13,555 --> 01:40:16,016
You take care of what you've got...

1330
01:40:16,225 --> 01:40:18,352
...l'll take care of Woolridge.

1331
01:40:18,560 --> 01:40:20,103
Thanks.

1332
01:40:27,778 --> 01:40:30,405
I brought you some stuff from home.

1333
01:40:30,656 --> 01:40:32,032
Okay, all finished.

1334
01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:35,118
Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute.

1335
01:40:35,327 --> 01:40:38,038
Here. Have a pen.

1336
01:40:38,247 --> 01:40:40,082
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

1337
01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:42,209
- You're welcome.
- Bye-bye.

1338
01:40:47,756 --> 01:40:49,091
You'll be fine.

1339
01:40:49,341 --> 01:40:52,344
Just as long as you aren't my doctor.

1340
01:40:52,594 --> 01:40:55,931
Come on, I could have
been a great doctor.

1341
01:40:56,140 --> 01:40:59,101
You could have been
a great anything.

1342
01:41:04,106 --> 01:41:05,816
Today was crazy at work.

1343
01:41:06,066 --> 01:41:08,360
But I'll be here.
I'm gonna go...

1344
01:41:08,569 --> 01:41:10,112
...get cleaned up...

1345
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:15,200
...and I'll be here tomorrow.
I'll be here when you get back.

1346
01:41:15,450 --> 01:41:17,786
In other words, you'll be here.

1347
01:41:21,331 --> 01:41:24,334
Why don't you go now,
so I can sleep.

1348
01:41:24,543 --> 01:41:26,545
Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow...

1349
01:41:26,753 --> 01:41:29,506
...and I won't enjoy the operation.

1350
01:41:30,340 --> 01:41:32,593
Well, see you tomorrow.

1351
01:42:25,687 --> 01:42:30,025
I don't have any blood left,
so you can get out.

1352
01:42:49,795 --> 01:42:52,089
I was in the neighborhood.

1353
01:42:55,968 --> 01:42:58,512
What's new?
How are you doing?

1354
01:42:59,471 --> 01:43:02,266
Fine. I'm doing fine.

1355
01:43:03,350 --> 01:43:05,894
I take your word for it.

1356
01:43:07,354 --> 01:43:09,189
Can I offer you something?

1357
01:43:09,398 --> 01:43:13,443
Cookie? Glass of water?
Some morphine?

1358
01:43:14,361 --> 01:43:16,864
Thank you. I'll take a cookie.

1359
01:43:17,072 --> 01:43:18,615
David brought them.

1360
01:43:18,866 --> 01:43:22,452
They're that delicious diabetic kind.

1361
01:43:22,911 --> 01:43:25,747
It's all they'll
let me eat around here.

1362
01:43:26,456 --> 01:43:30,294
I could be dead tomorrow.
They're putting me on a diet.

1363
01:43:31,670 --> 01:43:34,548
I can still make you laugh, can't I?

1364
01:43:35,174 --> 01:43:39,928
When you wanted to, you could make me
laugh. Right from the beginning.

1365
01:43:40,429 --> 01:43:42,764
I was one charming guy, wasn't I?

1366
01:43:42,973 --> 01:43:46,018
- To everybody except my mother.
- Shit.

1367
01:43:48,687 --> 01:43:50,355
What were we, Max?

1368
01:43:50,564 --> 01:43:55,486
Two kids who thought if you went
on a couple of dates, you got married.

1369
01:43:55,694 --> 01:44:00,115
What couple of dates?
We went out eight or nine times!

1370
01:44:00,324 --> 01:44:02,367
We had plenty of laughs.

1371
01:44:02,576 --> 01:44:06,163
I tried to teach you how
to drive that old Hudson.

1372
01:44:13,545 --> 01:44:18,175
I wish there were more
things like that.

1373
01:44:18,550 --> 01:44:20,719
More moments.

1374
01:44:22,387 --> 01:44:26,892
We lived together a long time, Max,
but we were never friends.

1375
01:44:28,143 --> 01:44:31,688
Lorraine, you didn't know
how to have fun.

1376
01:44:31,897 --> 01:44:34,149
- Why didn't you teach me?
- I tried.

1377
01:44:34,358 --> 01:44:39,029
- I tried a million goddamn times!
- No, just a few times!

1378
01:44:39,238 --> 01:44:42,908
- Then you just gave up on me.
- You did the same thing!

1379
01:44:50,457 --> 01:44:53,043
Why didn't we talk, Max?

1380
01:44:53,293 --> 01:44:56,588
Why didn't we tell each other
how we felt?

1381
01:44:59,424 --> 01:45:02,136
Do you know what we were, Max?

1382
01:45:03,095 --> 01:45:05,806
We were roommates.

1383
01:45:07,724 --> 01:45:11,895
Goddamn you for doing what
you did to yourself!

1384
01:45:12,396 --> 01:45:14,773
What you did to us.

1385
01:45:15,732 --> 01:45:19,444
Oh, God, what happened to us, Max?

1386
01:45:20,529 --> 01:45:22,698
I cared.

1387
01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:25,450
I know I cared.

1388
01:45:29,288 --> 01:45:30,998
Bullshit.

1389
01:46:31,350 --> 01:46:32,893
I'm here, Dad.

1390
01:46:33,101 --> 01:46:34,895
You're here.

1391
01:46:44,988 --> 01:46:47,324
It's a Honduran, Dad.

1392
01:46:48,408 --> 01:46:52,538
In case they give you
time for a smoke break.

1393
01:47:00,504 --> 01:47:03,882
Excuse me.
We have to take him to surgery now.

1394
01:48:08,572 --> 01:48:12,826
You look so distinguished, Charlie.
It's coming along great.

1395
01:48:13,285 --> 01:48:16,872
Could we have some makeup?
We have a bit of a shine.

1396
01:48:17,247 --> 01:48:18,207
Thanks.

1397
01:48:18,582 --> 01:48:21,960
- Everyone must leave. He has a call.
- I'll be back.

1398
01:48:22,169 --> 01:48:25,339
- Everybody, let's take five minutes.
- Thank you.

1399
01:48:31,345 --> 01:48:33,931
David, how is he?

1400
01:48:34,223 --> 01:48:36,934
He lost his toes
and part of one foot...

1401
01:48:37,142 --> 01:48:39,895
...but he can walk again
with a cane.

1402
01:48:41,897 --> 01:48:46,193
Thank God it wasn't worse.
When are you coming back to work?

1403
01:48:46,401 --> 01:48:49,196
You're missing my photos
with a naked head.

1404
01:48:51,281 --> 01:48:53,367
I don't know.

1405
01:48:53,575 --> 01:48:55,953
I don't know, Charlie.

1406
01:48:56,578 --> 01:49:00,874
Why don't you give my accounts
to Ted Geller till I come back.

1407
01:49:01,375 --> 01:49:04,211
Babysitting him will drive you crazy.

1408
01:49:06,255 --> 01:49:07,714
Well, maybe.

1409
01:49:07,923 --> 01:49:10,092
But I want to get to know him.

1410
01:49:10,300 --> 01:49:13,762
You never know, he may get
to know me a little too.

1411
01:49:16,265 --> 01:49:17,307
Good luck.

1412
01:49:18,767 --> 01:49:20,769
Thanks, Charlie.

1413
01:49:21,562 --> 01:49:24,940
Don't give up my window.

1414
01:49:25,566 --> 01:49:27,025
Bye-bye.

1415
01:49:37,744 --> 01:49:41,623
- They'll put him to bed soon, sir.
- Thank you.

1416
01:50:30,464 --> 01:50:35,052
I filled the refrigerator, so there
will be food when he comes home.

1417
01:50:35,302 --> 01:50:38,096
And I have some keys for you.

1418
01:50:38,305 --> 01:50:41,225
You'll be needing a second set.

1419
01:50:41,433 --> 01:50:43,477
I won't be coming back.

1420
01:50:46,980 --> 01:50:50,317
Your father might not
get any better, David.

1421
01:50:51,026 --> 01:50:54,321
He's going to need a lot of care.

1422
01:50:56,615 --> 01:50:59,076
I can't...

1423
01:50:59,701 --> 01:51:02,996
I mean, he and I, it's just...

1424
01:51:03,539 --> 01:51:06,125
...impossible.

1425
01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:08,252
It just doesn't work.

1426
01:51:09,044 --> 01:51:11,004
I know, Mom.

1427
01:51:14,174 --> 01:51:16,510
Do you hate me for that?

1428
01:51:18,095 --> 01:51:19,596
No.

1429
01:51:20,222 --> 01:51:22,891
I do not hate you.
You're my mom.

1430
01:51:26,562 --> 01:51:28,272
Call me.

1431
01:51:50,836 --> 01:51:52,504
- Go get the car.
- Yeah.

1432
01:51:52,713 --> 01:51:56,008
- The blue station wagon, right?
- Thanks.

1433
01:51:58,719 --> 01:52:00,345
I found you.

1434
01:52:01,054 --> 01:52:05,684
- I'm taking Max home today.
- Your mother told me.

1435
01:52:06,226 --> 01:52:09,980
- Thank you for coming around so much.
- That's okay.

1436
01:52:10,230 --> 01:52:11,648
You're welcome.

1437
01:52:12,065 --> 01:52:13,567
For your theater?

1438
01:52:13,775 --> 01:52:16,361
- The school donated them.
- All three?

1439
01:52:16,612 --> 01:52:18,864
Well, it's a start.

1440
01:52:19,072 --> 01:52:23,076
The kids went to get my car.
I parked in Detroit.

1441
01:52:25,996 --> 01:52:29,500
You're the only girl I dated
that my parents liked.

1442
01:52:30,459 --> 01:52:34,838
I'm the only girl you dated
that your parents ever met.

1443
01:52:46,683 --> 01:52:48,852
This is comfortable.

1444
01:52:59,988 --> 01:53:02,533
This is very comfortable.

1445
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:11,959
I think so too.

1446
01:53:30,352 --> 01:53:35,524
- Your son bought you a nice outfit.
- He's always buying me something.

1447
01:53:35,774 --> 01:53:39,444
- Good luck. Thanks for the pen.
- You're welcome, Gina.

1448
01:53:39,653 --> 01:53:44,366
We're signed out. Paid the bill.
Do you people work on commission?

1449
01:53:44,575 --> 01:53:48,245
- The orderly will be at the elevator.
- Thank you.

1450
01:53:57,045 --> 01:53:58,046
You all right?

1451
01:54:00,257 --> 01:54:02,468
That Gina gives a good sponge.

1452
01:54:03,552 --> 01:54:05,512
Let's get out of here.

1453
01:54:18,358 --> 01:54:23,113
You're the last person I thought
would ever come through for me.

1454
01:54:24,305 --> 01:54:30,307
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