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All right.

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Toast time.

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All right.

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Um, this is,
amazingly enough, to us.

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Five incredible,
incredible years.

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Cheers.

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Come here.

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Brendan, we're leaving
in five minutes, sweetie.

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Samuel.

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Yeah?

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Do you want more?

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No, thanks.
No. I've had lots.

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No. Not lunch.

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I mean
more for us.

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By which you mean
the big "M"...

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Marriage, huh?

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Well... yeah.

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Um, I'm over 30,

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and I feel like
something's missing.

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O.K. Well,
you know, what?

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What could possibly
be missing?

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Let's look at that,
because, you know,

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we live in
a fantastic apartment.

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My practice
is really good.

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We get on better
than most married couples.

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Sure.

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Life is dangerously close
to perfection actually,

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so, uh, why would you
want to change things?

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Why change
what's perfect?

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Yeah?

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Right.

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O.K.

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Uh, new toast.
To stability.

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Honey!

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Oh, God!

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Shit, honey.
I hit a guy. Come on!

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Are you all right?

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Excuse me, ma'am.
I know CPR.

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Aah...

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O.K.

42
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You're conscious! I thought
you were French kissing.

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I was trying to scream.

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Don't get up.

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He's all right.

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It's under control,
madam. Thank you.

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Does your head hurt?

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Yes.

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Are you nauseated?

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Very.

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Open your eyes!
Wide! Wide!

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Aah!

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Your pupils
aren't dilated.

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You're O.K.
I brought you back!

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He's O.K. Let him up.

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All right.
Whoa. Sorry, buddy.

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No. Careful.

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No lawsuit.

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Good. No lawsuit.

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Yeah. Marty Dwyer.

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Yeah.
Samuel Faulkner.

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How you doing?
Good to meet you.

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A big wind
came along and bam!

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Cracked you
on the noggin,

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but I guess
you know that.

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Kids, stop that!
Your manners.

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There's plenty.
Help yourselves.

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This sucks.
It tastes like poo!

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Oh, bloody hell.

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What did I say about spitting
in people's food?

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Oh, please.
Here, eat this.

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Eat that, honey.

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You know, I know you.

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I don't think so.

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You're Sean's friend,
the kiddie, you know,

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shrink.

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Yes. I'm a psychotherapist.

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Like some help
with your children?

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I met you last year
at Sean's loft.

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I'm his sister Gail.

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Oh, hi.
I'm Rebecca.

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Nice to see you again.

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Look, I'm sorry.
That's beluga.

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It's $64 an ounce.
It's not dog food.

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I'll write you a check.

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No, it's fine.
It's just...

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O.K.

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Kids,
say thank you to the man

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for the nice cheese

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and give him
a big hug!

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Thank you!

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Pleasure.

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Kids, break it up.
We got stuff to do.

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Have a little bit.
Just a bit.

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No. Come on.

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Come on, Sprinkler.
Let's go.

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Hope we didn't ruin
your picnic.

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No. Why would you
think that?

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Take it easy.
See you around.

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Bye.

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You see... breeders,

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perfect example
of the product of change.

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The swelling's
gone down.

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It's still quite painful, actually.

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You know,
all I'm saying

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is there should be
two areas on the beach,

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one for adults
and one for children.

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Then everyone's happy.

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Is that any better?

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Yeah.

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That's much better.

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You're
too tense.

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You need to
loosen up.

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Come on.

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I love you.

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I adore you.

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Oh, yeah.

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My dad's an asshole.

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O.K.

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Good.

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Interesting.

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Um, is that
something

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you can maybe
elaborate on

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a little bit
for me, Truman?

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O.K.

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Great.

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My dad's
a giant asshole!

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Yeah.

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1, 2.

130
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1, 2.

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O.K. When you
bring your arms up,

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round like this,
O.K., Eleanor?

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Round. Round.

134
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There you go.
Yeah. O.K.

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Like this,
Miss Rebecca?

136
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Look. Look at that.

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I don't know
about Truman.

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I'll get him
to open up,

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but he's got very
severe problems,

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and we know who
to thank, don't we?

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Huh?

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You know,
his parents.

143
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32.

144
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The state
requires you

145
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to take a written test
to drive a car,

146
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but any moron
can become a parent

147
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and just destroy
a child's life.

148
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It's like people
have babies on a whim.

149
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Surely, to be a parent
you have to plan ahead.

150
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36.

151
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Say, do I want to
become a parent?

152
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38.

153
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Am I ready?

154
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I'm pregnant.

155
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What?

156
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Pregnant?

157
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Watch out!

158
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Watch out!

159
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Aah!

160
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Watch out!

161
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Well, I guess you
don't want the baby.

162
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Sir, your car will be
ready in a minute.

163
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You're lucky

164
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the engine's
in the back.

165
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Yeah. Right.

166
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Hi.

167
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Ready in a minute.

168
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Good.

169
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So, um...

170
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we are absolutely certain
about this, right?

171
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Well, my period's
10 days late.

172
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Right.

173
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And there's no way
you could have had it

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and just not noticed?

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Sorry. Ridiculous.
That was stupid. Stupid.

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Could you be a little
more positive about this,

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more supportive?

178
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I'm trying to
be positive.

179
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Killing us in a head-on
collision is not positive.

180
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It must have been shock.

181
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Out of the blue,
you say you're pregnant.

182
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It was just
a little bit unexpected

183
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was probably the reason
for the crash.

184
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I thought you were
using birth control.

185
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I was.

186
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Your car's ready now,
sir.

187
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Great.

188
00:12:14,031 --> 00:12:15,623
Oh...

189
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you don't believe me!

190
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:18,963
No?

191
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You think I got pregnant
behind your back.

192
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No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

193
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Do you think
I planned this?

194
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I'm as flipped out
as you are.

195
00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:30,479
I suppose
I just thought

196
00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:31,980
that birth control

197
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had a little teeny element
of control about it.

198
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Thought it was supposed
to be foolproof.

199
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Nothing is foolproof.
It's only 97% effective.

200
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It says so on the box.

201
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Yeah. Right.
97% effective.

202
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So 3% completely
bloody ineffective.

203
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They should put that
on the box.

204
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Here you are.

205
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Thanks.

206
00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,426
We're off.

207
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,608
Hey. Hey.

208
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:06,205
Sean.

209
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:08,950
Who's the blonde?

210
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,486
No idea.

211
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,455
Oh, my God.
Jesus.

212
00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,457
Hey,
how are you?

213
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:16,457
Hi.

214
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,460
Hey,
this is Bobbie.

215
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:19,460
Hi.

216
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,463
This is Rebecca
and Sam.

217
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:22,463
Hi.

218
00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:25,467
I was getting worried
about you guys.

219
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,469
What happened
to this car?

220
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:28,970
Oh, long story.

221
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,973
What happened to Christine?

222
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,804
A long story.

223
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:39,982
So this is where
you two are going to stay.

224
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:40,982
Yeah, lovely.

225
00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:43,986
So, what do you
think of her?

226
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,988
What,
you mean the blonde?

227
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:47,489
She's attractive.
Very attractive.

228
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,491
She's 25 years old.

229
00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,995
Her skin
is like ribbon candy.

230
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:55,930
Breasts
like sponge cake.

231
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,933
Her calves
are like calzone.

232
00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,935
I mean,
highly edible.

233
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,436
Highly edible.

234
00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,439
She's crazy
about sex.

235
00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:04,940
This is somebody

236
00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:07,442
to get me over
the rough spots.

237
00:14:07,511 --> 00:14:10,947
Mmm. What do you mean?
What rough spots?

238
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:12,948
Oh, Christine
left me.

239
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:16,952
Oh, shit.

240
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,453
When?

241
00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:20,456
Oh, uh...
a week ago.

242
00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:21,957
What happened?

243
00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:23,617
Well...

244
00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:26,461
she wanted
a child.

245
00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:29,464
I'm sorry.

246
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,966
Are you O. K?

247
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,093
Yep. Yep.
What an idiot.

248
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,603
Leave that.

249
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:36,104
Got it.

250
00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:37,834
She said she wanted...

251
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:40,604
She, uh...
Christine wanted a baby.

252
00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:42,611
She was hungry
for seed,

253
00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:45,113
so I closed
the iron door,

254
00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:46,979
denied her
my essence.

255
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:50,178
You know,
I'm not ready

256
00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:51,982
to be biologically
extraneous.

257
00:14:52,055 --> 00:14:53,989
She would have
devoured me

258
00:14:54,057 --> 00:14:55,854
from the head down,

259
00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:57,291
chewed up
my manhood,

260
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,295
swallowed my youth,
and gobbled me up

261
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,024
like some
praying mantis.

262
00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:03,532
Not for me.

263
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,966
What do you mean,
praying mantis?

264
00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:07,469
The female mantis,

265
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,937
after she has sex
with her mate,

266
00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:11,439
she eats him.

267
00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:12,941
Oh, yeah.

268
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:15,443
But Christine
wasn't pregnant

269
00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:17,776
or anything
like that?

270
00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:22,314
No. What do you mean?
Like on the sly?

271
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,818
On the sly,

272
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:26,822
or, you know,
in the run of things.

273
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,085
On the s... No.

274
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:32,458
I mean, Christine
has her faults,

275
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:36,021
but I don't know
who would do that.

276
00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:38,533
That's a knife
in the back.

277
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:39,534
Yeah.

278
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:41,730
You know, that's...
No, of course not.

279
00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:43,238
That's
some voodoo woman

280
00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:45,240
who puts pins
in her diaphragm.

281
00:15:45,308 --> 00:15:46,240
Ha ha.

282
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,241
Spooky, Sam.

283
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,005
That's a she-snake.

284
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,603
That's like
the most hateful,

285
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,307
cruel, sneaky,

286
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:54,316
horrible thing
you can do.

287
00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:55,817
Who would do that?

288
00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:07,190
No! No!

289
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,925
Aah!

290
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,364
Aah!

291
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,368
They eat the father!
They eat the father!

292
00:16:13,436 --> 00:16:14,869
They eat him!

293
00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:17,429
Honey. Honey, what?
Honey, what?

294
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,441
Who eats fathers?

295
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:22,444
No one.
Sorry. Sorry.

296
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:24,446
Just a bad,
bad dream.

297
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:25,947
Silly, silly dream.

298
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,950
O.K.
You worry too much.

299
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:29,451
Just relax.

300
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,384
Lie down, O.K.
Lie down.

301
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:33,445
It's O.K., baby.

302
00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:37,892
Whatever happens,
we can work it out.

303
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,462
I know.

304
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,963
I love you.

305
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:43,465
I've loved you

306
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,468
since the first moment
I saw you.

307
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,969
You're the only one

308
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:51,474
I want to be the father
of my children,

309
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,475
whether
it's now or later.

310
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:57,409
O. K?

311
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:06,917
Oh...

312
00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:11,093
I love it
when you do that.

313
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:12,594
Do what?

314
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,095
Ha ha ha!

315
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:17,099
That thing you're doing
with my knee.

316
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,600
That is so good.

317
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,101
Oh, Samuel.

318
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,104
Stop it.
I love it.

319
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,935
Go on.

320
00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,440
But, Samuel?

321
00:17:25,508 --> 00:17:26,941
What? Yeah?

322
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,945
I'm not doing anything
with your knee.

323
00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:33,777
Huh?

324
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,114
Aah! What is it?

325
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:39,348
Aah!

326
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,151
- Aah!
- Aah!

327
00:17:41,224 --> 00:17:43,852
What's the matter?
Come here, kiddo.

328
00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,953
Where you been?
Come here, you.

329
00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:52,301
I'm sorry, folks.
Come on. Get away from him.

330
00:17:52,369 --> 00:17:53,802
I'm sorry, folks.

331
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,963
She's going through
a hiding phase.

332
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:57,768
It's for attention.

333
00:17:57,841 --> 00:18:00,275
Hey, honey,
you'll get it dirty,

334
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:02,903
and God knows
what's on there.

335
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:05,140
Hey, honey,
it's the beach people.

336
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,409
Oh, hi.

337
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:11,011
This is great. Don't worry.
We didn't bring a kite.

338
00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,317
How about another one
of them kisses?

339
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:17,483
What's going on?

340
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,027
We found her.

341
00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:22,030
We've been looking
for her for an hour.

342
00:18:22,098 --> 00:18:25,158
Honey, tell the neighbors
to call off the search.

343
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,931
You, call the sheriff
before the choppers go up.

344
00:18:28,004 --> 00:18:30,564
We're sorry.
Looks like a full house.

345
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,335
Party time, then!

346
00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:33,808
I'm sorry.
Get back in there.

347
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:37,711
Listen, um, sorry,
and I'm going to take off.

348
00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:39,544
You'll be here all weekend,
right?

349
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,607
Sounds great.
Good to see you.

350
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,513
You didn't tell me
they were coming.

351
00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:50,525
They didn't
tell me either.

352
00:18:50,593 --> 00:18:53,255
They always
show up uninvited.

353
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,662
I hope they don't
spoil your weekend.

354
00:18:55,732 --> 00:18:57,256
Oh, no.

355
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,063
We'll be fine.
The kids seem adorable.

356
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:00,830
Oh,
they're monsters.

357
00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:02,872
They're monsters.

358
00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:05,772
See, this is why
I don't want kids.

359
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,241
It's nonsense.

360
00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,627
No, what I'm saying is

361
00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:29,131
I think it's such baloney
and such a clich�

362
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:32,134
that the artist
has to be messed up

363
00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:34,727
and have a life
of deprivation,

364
00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:37,739
be an alcoholic
or deprived in some way.

365
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:40,935
It's how you use, obviously,
with imagination and passion

366
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,375
whatever it is...

367
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,970
I love you.

368
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:47,448
Well, that's nice.

369
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,815
I think
you're great.

370
00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:53,413
Marry me,
Captain Renaldo.

371
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:57,792
Who's
Captain Renaldo?

372
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:01,630
Marry me.
Make me your wife.

373
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:03,632
We'll honeymoon
in Paris.

374
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,497
Well, I'm not sure.

375
00:20:05,568 --> 00:20:08,401
It's King Stanislaus'
daughter, isn't it?

376
00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:10,132
You're madly
in love with her!

377
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:11,138
Who?

378
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:14,233
Don't deny it!
I saw you two kissing!

379
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,470
Brute!

380
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,740
She hit me.

381
00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:20,339
Shannon,
no hitting.

382
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,146
O.K. You run along.

383
00:20:22,218 --> 00:20:24,118
Go play.
We'll talk later.

384
00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:25,984
You weasel!

385
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:29,457
Oh, God.
I am so sorry about that.

386
00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:31,960
She's been reading
Harlequin Romance novels,

387
00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:34,155
and she's just
obsessed with it.

388
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,993
It's kind of cute.

389
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,499
Isn't it cute?
Lovely.

390
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,694
Not many teeth left,
but cute.

391
00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:41,498
What a puss.

392
00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,375
All right, everybody.
I've got an announcement.

393
00:20:50,447 --> 00:20:54,508
Gail and I
are going to have a new baby.

394
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:59,785
Oh, shit. Not another one.

395
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:05,323
So I'd like to
make a toast.

396
00:21:07,697 --> 00:21:12,396
To my wife, the most beautiful
pregnant woman in the world.

397
00:21:12,469 --> 00:21:13,800
Love you.

398
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,098
Hear, hear!

399
00:21:15,171 --> 00:21:17,105
You could be
the toughest guy,

400
00:21:17,173 --> 00:21:19,641
but when your child
looks into your eyes

401
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,643
and that child knows
you're their dad...

402
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,144
suddenly
it smiles.

403
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:25,647
It's like...
I cannot explain it.

404
00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:27,148
It's like magic.

405
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:31,153
Is it magic when they do
that little dribble of vomit

406
00:21:31,221 --> 00:21:32,688
down your shoulder?

407
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:39,323
I'm sorry
if we're boring you, pal.

408
00:21:39,395 --> 00:21:40,919
Just a joke.

409
00:21:40,997 --> 00:21:42,430
O.K.
Just forget it.

410
00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:43,796
The guy is rude.

411
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,732
Sorry.
What did you say?

412
00:21:45,802 --> 00:21:47,793
You are rude.

413
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,964
Rude?
You think I'm rude?

414
00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:51,301
Yes, I do.

415
00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:53,808
I'm sorry...
It's all right, honey.

416
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,243
Let's just deal
with this accusation.

417
00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:58,280
Like an idiot,
I was under the impression

418
00:21:58,348 --> 00:21:59,872
you were monopolizing
the conversation.

419
00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:02,884
I'm sorry
if I'm a little excited

420
00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:05,113
about my wife and I
having another baby.

421
00:22:05,188 --> 00:22:06,621
Is being excited a reason

422
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:08,623
to exclude eight people
from conversation?

423
00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:10,124
I didn't realize

424
00:22:10,193 --> 00:22:11,990
this was a frickin'
group therapy session!

425
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:13,392
How much do I owe?

426
00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:16,626
You didn't realize
you were a crashing bore.

427
00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:20,430
I'll walk over there
and kick your bony little ass!

428
00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:22,471
I'll have
my 5-year-old daughter do it!

429
00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:23,801
Let's drop it.

430
00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:25,807
Marty, he does
have a point,

431
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,206
but just drop it.

432
00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:28,642
Sean, he's a dick,

433
00:22:28,711 --> 00:22:30,804
and you're an even bigger dick

434
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,973
for taking his side
over family.

435
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,984
You and Gail used to
be interested

436
00:22:36,052 --> 00:22:37,485
in politics,
music, art.

437
00:22:37,554 --> 00:22:39,647
Now it's nothing but
kids, kids, kids.

438
00:22:39,722 --> 00:22:41,986
My kids are
very meaningful to me.

439
00:22:42,058 --> 00:22:43,491
When my first was born,

440
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,994
it was my most
exciting moment.

441
00:22:46,062 --> 00:22:48,656
I felt like I really
made a contribution

442
00:22:48,731 --> 00:22:50,164
to this world.

443
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,495
Absolutely.
Congratulations.

444
00:22:51,568 --> 00:22:53,001
The world
is overpopulated.

445
00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:55,003
Our society has too many
starving children.

446
00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:56,936
I would say our society

447
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:59,099
has too many
starving artists.

448
00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:02,944
It hasn't been
lucrative.

449
00:23:03,012 --> 00:23:03,944
That's true,

450
00:23:04,013 --> 00:23:05,446
but that
doesn't mean

451
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:06,948
what I do
isn't respectable.

452
00:23:07,016 --> 00:23:08,950
Van Gogh,
while he was living,

453
00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:10,451
didn't sell
one painting.

454
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,818
Now his stuff goes
for $40 million.

455
00:23:12,889 --> 00:23:15,449
How long will you
have to be dead

456
00:23:15,525 --> 00:23:17,959
before you can pay
that phone bill?

457
00:23:18,027 --> 00:23:20,962
Do you come here
to ruin my weekends

458
00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:23,294
and embarrass me
at my home?

459
00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:25,698
Your home?
This isn't your home.

460
00:23:25,768 --> 00:23:27,463
It was our parents' home!

461
00:23:27,537 --> 00:23:29,368
You aren't making
any contributions.

462
00:23:29,439 --> 00:23:31,771
You've got no wife,
no kids.

463
00:23:31,841 --> 00:23:33,468
You insult your
only family.

464
00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:35,977
You keep this up,
you'll die alone,

465
00:23:36,045 --> 00:23:37,979
like a dog,
like a bum,

466
00:23:38,047 --> 00:23:39,480
like Van Gogh.

467
00:23:54,397 --> 00:23:56,831
Hey, Doc,
you all right?

468
00:23:58,501 --> 00:23:59,934
Are you O. K?

469
00:24:01,337 --> 00:24:02,770
Yeah. What?

470
00:24:02,839 --> 00:24:04,272
You don't look good.

471
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,672
You look like
you're going to puke.

472
00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:09,177
No, I'm fine.
Thank you, Truman.

473
00:24:09,245 --> 00:24:12,681
I was just listening
to what you were saying.

474
00:24:12,749 --> 00:24:15,183
Interesting.
That was a key sentence.

475
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:17,185
Would you mind
repeating it

476
00:24:17,253 --> 00:24:20,222
just so
I can get it down?

477
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:22,190
You're an asshole.

478
00:24:22,258 --> 00:24:23,953
Right.

479
00:24:25,061 --> 00:24:27,291
And Dad's a bastard!

480
00:24:27,363 --> 00:24:29,126
Yeah.

481
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,127
Right.

482
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,770
I can't be a father.

483
00:24:39,842 --> 00:24:43,471
I can't.
I ca... I... I...

484
00:24:43,546 --> 00:24:46,481
Why would I want to
have a child?

485
00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:51,486
Just so he can call me a bastard
in 10 years' time?

486
00:24:51,554 --> 00:24:53,488
We'd have to move out.

487
00:24:53,556 --> 00:24:57,014
We don't have space
for a child.

488
00:24:57,093 --> 00:24:59,527
Rebecca and me,
we're wonderful together.

489
00:24:59,595 --> 00:25:02,029
It's just insane
to spoil it.

490
00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:06,034
Just the two of us...
That's how it should be.

491
00:25:06,102 --> 00:25:09,037
This baby is not
a good idea.

492
00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:11,335
That's what I'll tell her.

493
00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:12,339
Beck.

494
00:25:12,408 --> 00:25:13,773
Hi.
Be right there.

495
00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:16,869
Just stay back. Bye-bye.

496
00:25:16,946 --> 00:25:18,379
I'll tell her now.

497
00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:19,380
Hi.

498
00:25:19,449 --> 00:25:20,609
Beck.

499
00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:23,617
Listen, Beck...

500
00:25:23,686 --> 00:25:25,119
Samuel,
I've been thinking...

501
00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:26,120
No. Wait.

502
00:25:26,189 --> 00:25:28,623
Wait. This pregnancy
was an accident.

503
00:25:28,691 --> 00:25:31,125
It took us
completely by surprise.

504
00:25:31,194 --> 00:25:32,161
Right.

505
00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,628
We've been doing
really great together,

506
00:25:34,697 --> 00:25:37,131
and a baby
would change everything.

507
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,633
I suppose it could.

508
00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:41,636
Our apartment's
not ready for a baby.

509
00:25:41,704 --> 00:25:42,636
No.

510
00:25:42,705 --> 00:25:44,138
We'd have to
redecorate.

511
00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:45,139
Yep.

512
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:47,642
I'd have to
quit my job.

513
00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:50,144
Nobody wants
a pregnant dance teacher.

514
00:25:50,213 --> 00:25:52,647
We're not ready
for a child.

515
00:25:52,715 --> 00:25:56,151
There's not one good reason
to keep this baby.

516
00:25:59,021 --> 00:26:02,149
But I still want to.

517
00:26:04,994 --> 00:26:06,723
Right.

518
00:26:06,796 --> 00:26:08,229
Maybe it's crazy,

519
00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,232
but I feel it
living inside me.

520
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,232
Oh...

521
00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:14,769
and I really
want this baby.

522
00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:19,440
O.K.

523
00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:21,443
What about you?

524
00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:22,443
What do...

525
00:26:22,512 --> 00:26:24,446
Oh, you mean
what... what...

526
00:26:24,514 --> 00:26:26,573
what do I think?

527
00:26:26,649 --> 00:26:29,083
I'm just saying
how I feel.

528
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:30,915
So, um,
what do you feel?

529
00:26:30,987 --> 00:26:34,445
Right. How do I
feel on that one?

530
00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:36,116
Well, um...

531
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,621
I feel, um...

532
00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:43,298
I, uh...

533
00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:51,029
I feel exactly
the same as you.

534
00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,907
Really?

535
00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:56,239
Yeah.

536
00:27:02,485 --> 00:27:04,476
We won't let it
change us.

537
00:27:04,554 --> 00:27:05,782
No.

538
00:27:05,855 --> 00:27:07,914
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.

539
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:10,424
I have to go
to the bathroom again.

540
00:27:10,493 --> 00:27:12,859
It's one of the joys
of pregnancy.

541
00:27:14,997 --> 00:27:16,464
O.K. Oh, gosh.

542
00:27:16,532 --> 00:27:19,057
We're going to
have a baby.

543
00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:25,440
Aw, I'm such a...
I'm such a coward!

544
00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:28,443
Sorry. Forget it.
Nothing to do with you.

545
00:27:42,525 --> 00:27:44,959
Oh, baby,
you were incredible.

546
00:27:45,027 --> 00:27:46,961
Not bad, eh?

547
00:27:47,029 --> 00:27:49,964
That was the single
most satisfying

548
00:27:50,032 --> 00:27:52,626
sexual experience
of my life.

549
00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:55,136
Well, I, uh...
aim to please.

550
00:27:57,974 --> 00:27:59,407
I know.

551
00:27:59,475 --> 00:28:02,638
Now it's time
for dinner.

552
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,742
Dinner?

553
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:13,255
Aah!

554
00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:15,756
No!

555
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,195
Time to get up.

556
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,754
Today's our first
doctor's appointment.

557
00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:24,561
Today?

558
00:28:24,634 --> 00:28:27,501
I told you about it
two weeks ago...

559
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:31,062
and then last week,
three days ago,

560
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:34,041
and twice, I think,
yesterday.

561
00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:37,445
Sorry, honey.
I completely forgot.

562
00:28:39,515 --> 00:28:40,948
Yeah.

563
00:28:41,017 --> 00:28:42,450
Figures.

564
00:28:42,518 --> 00:28:45,453
I swear I won't
forget next time.

565
00:28:52,528 --> 00:28:53,460
Hi.

566
00:28:53,529 --> 00:28:54,461
Hi.

567
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:56,896
I'm Rebecca Taylor
to see Dr. Green.

568
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:59,901
Oh, Dr. Green's
been out with pneumonia.

569
00:28:59,969 --> 00:29:03,063
You can see Dr. Kosevich
or reschedule.

570
00:29:03,139 --> 00:29:05,573
Yes. I think we'll
just reschedule.

571
00:29:05,641 --> 00:29:07,472
We can see
Dr. Kosevich.

572
00:29:07,543 --> 00:29:09,067
Are you sure?

573
00:29:09,145 --> 00:29:11,375
Why?
Is there a problem?

574
00:29:11,447 --> 00:29:12,880
Oh, no. No.

575
00:29:12,949 --> 00:29:15,884
It's just Dr. Kosevich
is new... from Russia.

576
00:29:15,952 --> 00:29:20,753
He's a little nervous,
oh, but very sweet.

577
00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:22,256
Well,
we're already here.

578
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:25,260
We may as well
see Dr. Kosevich.

579
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,125
O.K.

580
00:29:27,196 --> 00:29:28,128
O.K.

581
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,284
Please, sit down.
One moment.

582
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,979
A little family business.

583
00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:54,956
If it's not
one thing,

584
00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,457
it's your mother.

585
00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:57,958
Please, please,
sit down.

586
00:29:58,027 --> 00:29:59,961
I'm very sorry.

587
00:30:00,029 --> 00:30:01,964
Oh, hello.

588
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,804
So we hear
you're from Russia.

589
00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:17,310
You have a problem
with it?

590
00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:19,313
I am not a Communist.

591
00:30:19,381 --> 00:30:21,849
I was only briefly
member of party.

592
00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:25,284
It was only for medical reasons.
I was a scientist.

593
00:30:25,354 --> 00:30:27,618
In Russia, I was chief
of obstruction.

594
00:30:27,689 --> 00:30:28,621
Obstruction?

595
00:30:28,690 --> 00:30:29,850
Abstraction?

596
00:30:29,925 --> 00:30:30,789
Abstraction?

597
00:30:30,859 --> 00:30:32,520
Obstetrics,
I think you mean.

598
00:30:32,594 --> 00:30:34,027
That's it.
Obstetrics.

599
00:30:34,096 --> 00:30:35,495
One moment.

600
00:30:35,564 --> 00:30:37,225
Not obstruction,
is obstetrics.

601
00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:40,234
Yes, I was the head
of obstetrics research

602
00:30:40,302 --> 00:30:42,566
at Pasklovansky Hospital
in St. Petersburg.

603
00:30:42,637 --> 00:30:45,197
What brings you
here, then?

604
00:30:45,273 --> 00:30:47,867
I didn't work with people
in Russia.

605
00:30:47,943 --> 00:30:49,342
More the technical side.

606
00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:51,242
No. Animals.

607
00:30:51,313 --> 00:30:52,473
Animals?

608
00:30:52,547 --> 00:30:54,515
Only rats and monkeys.

609
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:55,515
Rats?

610
00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:57,176
Change of scenery.

611
00:30:57,252 --> 00:31:00,710
You've seen one rat ass,
you've seen them all.

612
00:31:00,789 --> 00:31:04,020
I also want a patient
who won't bite me.

613
00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:06,458
Last month,
I received my new license,

614
00:31:06,528 --> 00:31:08,462
and now
I deliver human babies.

615
00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:11,465
O.K., now,
I have a computer program here

616
00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:13,467
that I have written myself

617
00:31:13,535 --> 00:31:16,470
that will calculate
your due date very accurately.

618
00:31:16,538 --> 00:31:17,766
O. K?

619
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:22,105
Fine. When was the first day
of your last menopause?

620
00:31:22,177 --> 00:31:23,508
- Menopause?
- Menstruation.

621
00:31:23,578 --> 00:31:24,545
Menstruation.

622
00:31:24,613 --> 00:31:25,375
Period.

623
00:31:25,447 --> 00:31:27,608
End of sentence.

624
00:31:27,682 --> 00:31:29,240
March 11th.

625
00:31:29,317 --> 00:31:30,477
March 11th.

626
00:31:30,552 --> 00:31:32,747
March 11th.

627
00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:34,152
O.K.

628
00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:38,220
Here it comes.

629
00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,887
The baby will be due
December 8th.

630
00:31:40,962 --> 00:31:42,691
O.K.

631
00:31:42,764 --> 00:31:46,097
Congratulations. The baby
was conceived March 17th.

632
00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,534
Oh, that's clever.

633
00:31:48,603 --> 00:31:50,036
Most people know that,

634
00:31:50,105 --> 00:31:53,040
but some people
are too drunk to remember.

635
00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,541
Oh, my God.

636
00:31:54,609 --> 00:31:55,974
What is wrong?

637
00:31:57,846 --> 00:31:59,313
I'm not the father.

638
00:31:59,381 --> 00:32:00,405
What?

639
00:32:00,482 --> 00:32:01,608
Oh, my God.

640
00:32:01,683 --> 00:32:04,117
On March 17th,
I was away

641
00:32:04,186 --> 00:32:08,247
at a child psychiatry conference
in Boston, remember?

642
00:32:08,323 --> 00:32:09,881
What are you
saying?

643
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,926
I'll leave you two alone.

644
00:32:11,993 --> 00:32:12,960
That's fine.
I'm going.

645
00:32:13,028 --> 00:32:15,462
No! Wait!
Come back! Sit down!

646
00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:16,963
Samuel, sit down!

647
00:32:17,032 --> 00:32:18,465
Check your computer
again!

648
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:21,468
It is... the computer
is very accurate.

649
00:32:21,536 --> 00:32:22,400
Check the goddamn
computer.

650
00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:23,438
Check it!

651
00:32:23,505 --> 00:32:25,973
Don't yell at me!
Please don't do this.

652
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,736
I spent a year
in Afghanistan.

653
00:32:27,809 --> 00:32:30,744
I have sometimes
very low tolerance for pressure.

654
00:32:30,812 --> 00:32:31,779
Come on!

655
00:32:31,847 --> 00:32:34,782
O.K. What is wrong
with the thing?

656
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,284
Oh, fuck me!
It's not working.

657
00:32:38,854 --> 00:32:41,288
Hold on. O.K.
What is wrong?

658
00:32:41,356 --> 00:32:43,153
Oh, O.K. O.K.
Excuse me.

659
00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:45,625
This is the problem.

660
00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:48,492
It is feces
flying into the fan.

661
00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:50,997
There are function keys
for humans and simians,

662
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:52,533
and you're not a simian.

663
00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:54,034
No, I'm not.

664
00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,468
I had you as a baboon.

665
00:32:56,538 --> 00:32:58,506
Sorry. I didn't...

666
00:32:58,573 --> 00:33:02,202
There you go.
Were you here March 23rd?

667
00:33:02,277 --> 00:33:03,209
Yeah.

668
00:33:03,278 --> 00:33:04,609
With her?

669
00:33:04,679 --> 00:33:05,873
- Yes.
- Yes.

670
00:33:05,947 --> 00:33:08,381
O.K., um,
everything is fine now.

671
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:11,385
We're all back on-line,
and your baby...

672
00:33:11,453 --> 00:33:14,684
<i>your</i> baby will be born
on December 15th.

673
00:33:14,756 --> 00:33:17,953
O.K. Now it is time
for the physical examination.

674
00:33:18,026 --> 00:33:21,462
Let's take a look
at your Volvo, O. K?

675
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:25,227
Come with me into here.
I'll warm my hands for you.

676
00:33:27,035 --> 00:33:28,627
Please come in.

677
00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:32,166
All right, madam.

678
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,539
If you would get undressed,
we'll begin, O. K?

679
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:38,807
And you may stay,
sir, if you like.

680
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,313
That's fine.
I'll wait...

681
00:33:40,382 --> 00:33:41,815
Don't you dare.

682
00:33:41,883 --> 00:33:43,578
I'd like to
stay.

683
00:33:43,652 --> 00:33:46,587
Very good.
Let me get ready for you.

684
00:33:57,999 --> 00:33:59,364
O.K.

685
00:33:59,434 --> 00:34:01,425
We've worked out
all the insects.

686
00:34:02,837 --> 00:34:04,099
Giddyup.

687
00:34:07,509 --> 00:34:08,942
Run.

688
00:34:11,446 --> 00:34:13,437
That lunatic
is not delivering me.

689
00:34:13,515 --> 00:34:15,449
That's fine.
He's just a replacement.

690
00:34:15,517 --> 00:34:17,348
Dr. Green will be there.

691
00:34:17,419 --> 00:34:20,081
Let me help you, honey.
Just be gentle!

692
00:34:20,155 --> 00:34:22,089
Honey, listen,
I was thinking,

693
00:34:22,157 --> 00:34:23,590
about the baby...

694
00:34:23,658 --> 00:34:26,593
Let's just keep it
to ourselves, huh?

695
00:34:26,661 --> 00:34:28,595
Um, um,
yeah, all right.

696
00:34:28,663 --> 00:34:30,096
Talking about it

697
00:34:30,165 --> 00:34:32,463
before the third month
is bad luck.

698
00:34:32,534 --> 00:34:34,468
Marty, look who's here!

699
00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:36,527
Hey, look who's here!

700
00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:38,971
Hey, guys,
what the hell?

701
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,702
Good to see you!
How you doing?

702
00:34:41,776 --> 00:34:42,708
Hi.

703
00:34:42,777 --> 00:34:44,210
When
are you due?

704
00:34:44,279 --> 00:34:45,712
Oh, I'm not
pregnant.

705
00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:47,714
You're not pregnant?
Yeah, right.

706
00:34:47,782 --> 00:34:48,714
Huh?

707
00:34:48,783 --> 00:34:50,478
What are you
doing

708
00:34:50,552 --> 00:34:52,383
on the maternity
floor?

709
00:34:52,454 --> 00:34:54,888
Are we on
the maternity floor?

710
00:34:54,956 --> 00:34:56,719
Good grief.
We're completely lost.

711
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,088
Poor old Beck.

712
00:34:58,159 --> 00:34:59,558
She had
some bad Chinese.

713
00:34:59,628 --> 00:35:02,290
We're here to see
the gastrointestinal specialist.

714
00:35:02,364 --> 00:35:03,558
What's his name?

715
00:35:03,632 --> 00:35:05,099
His name?

716
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,428
Yeah.

717
00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,435
I can probably
tell you

718
00:35:08,503 --> 00:35:09,936
what floor he's on.

719
00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,269
She volunteers here. I've sold
cars to almost every doctor.

720
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,773
Beck, what's his name?

721
00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,776
It's Dr. something,
isn't it?

722
00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:17,243
It's Doctor...

723
00:35:17,312 --> 00:35:18,745
Ridiculous.

724
00:35:18,813 --> 00:35:20,246
Excuse me.

725
00:35:20,315 --> 00:35:21,748
Oh, gosh.
Thanks.

726
00:35:21,816 --> 00:35:24,250
I didn't realize
I'd left it.

727
00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:25,752
Thank you
very much.

728
00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:27,845
You have
a small pussy.

729
00:35:27,922 --> 00:35:28,911
What?

730
00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:32,016
I found the little hairs
on the bag.

731
00:35:32,093 --> 00:35:33,025
What?

732
00:35:33,094 --> 00:35:34,527
You know, the... meow...

733
00:35:34,596 --> 00:35:36,359
Oh, cat!

734
00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,865
Yes, we have a cat.

735
00:35:38,933 --> 00:35:41,868
Well, you must
get rid of it.

736
00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:42,868
What?

737
00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:44,336
Cats spread the disease.

738
00:35:44,406 --> 00:35:46,840
Oh, yeah. Where
the small worms...

739
00:35:46,908 --> 00:35:48,341
Yes.
Small worms.

740
00:35:48,410 --> 00:35:49,934
In the poop.

741
00:35:50,011 --> 00:35:51,103
Toxoplasmosis.

742
00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:52,612
Toxoplasmosis.
Thank you.

743
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:54,615
Thank you both
very much,

744
00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:57,049
but Skippy
is old and clean

745
00:35:57,118 --> 00:35:59,052
and won't cause
any problem.

746
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,554
O.K. Well,
it is your choice...

747
00:36:01,623 --> 00:36:04,592
the cat or the baby.

748
00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:07,093
Sorry to bring you
that news.

749
00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:10,920
Baby.

750
00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:12,432
Oh, congratulations,
guys.

751
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,967
I'm so excited!

752
00:36:14,035 --> 00:36:15,468
Congratulations,
you guys.

753
00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:16,469
Congratulations.

754
00:36:16,538 --> 00:36:18,972
Wow. That's great.
Oh, your first.

755
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,972
Thanks.

756
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:20,939
Sorry about...

757
00:36:21,009 --> 00:36:22,442
That's all right.

758
00:36:22,510 --> 00:36:24,444
I've been
lied to before.

759
00:36:24,512 --> 00:36:25,945
You're good at it.

760
00:36:26,014 --> 00:36:28,812
We could use you
at the car lot.

761
00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,350
It's so exciting!

762
00:36:30,418 --> 00:36:32,477
We're happy for you.

763
00:36:32,554 --> 00:36:33,987
How are you feeling?

764
00:36:34,055 --> 00:36:35,989
I'm O.K.
A little tired.

765
00:36:36,057 --> 00:36:37,490
Everybody
gets tired,

766
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:39,993
but the whole
thing is just

767
00:36:40,061 --> 00:36:41,494
a life-changing
event.

768
00:36:41,563 --> 00:36:43,497
I'll give
you my number.

769
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:45,499
We can go
baby shopping.

770
00:36:45,567 --> 00:36:48,001
You've got to
get that book,

771
00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:50,503
<i>What To Expect</i>
<i>When You're Expecting.</i>

772
00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:53,973
And we've got videos of
all her births.

773
00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:56,408
You've got to
film your first.

774
00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:58,912
That's the best.
It's the bloodiest...

775
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,914
blood everywhere,
things shooting out,

776
00:37:00,982 --> 00:37:03,917
people screaming, stuff getting
torn and sewed together.

777
00:37:03,985 --> 00:37:07,182
It's like a good
World War II movie.

778
00:37:07,255 --> 00:37:08,916
Will you keep
the car?

779
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,423
Yeah. It's fine now.

780
00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:12,687
Cost a bit of money.

781
00:37:12,761 --> 00:37:15,286
But it only seats
two people.

782
00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:16,796
It always did.

783
00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:19,265
But you're going to
have a baby.

784
00:37:19,334 --> 00:37:22,770
You could never fit
a car seat in there.

785
00:37:22,837 --> 00:37:25,271
Listen, stop down
by the lot.

786
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,831
I'll make you
a good deal.

787
00:37:27,909 --> 00:37:29,433
All right?

788
00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:31,103
Great.

789
00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:33,477
Honey, we got to go.
Bad Chinese...

790
00:37:33,548 --> 00:37:34,947
Buddy!

791
00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:36,950
Come on, baby.
Let's roll.

792
00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:38,451
See you guys.

793
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,851
O.K.

794
00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:42,355
I hate him.
I loathe him.

795
00:37:42,424 --> 00:37:44,619
He tried to
sell me a new car.

796
00:37:44,692 --> 00:37:47,627
Can you believe that?
Tacky or what?

797
00:37:47,695 --> 00:37:49,128
Yeah,
but he's right.

798
00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:51,631
We're going to need
something bigger.

799
00:37:51,699 --> 00:37:54,463
But you know how much
I love my car.

800
00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:56,367
I've worked
hard for it.

801
00:37:56,438 --> 00:37:57,871
What do you
suggest?

802
00:37:57,939 --> 00:38:01,375
Tie the baby
to the hood like a deer?

803
00:38:01,443 --> 00:38:04,674
Well, no, but maybe
you could get a car.

804
00:38:04,746 --> 00:38:06,646
On my salary?
Come on.

805
00:38:06,714 --> 00:38:08,648
Well, put it this way.

806
00:38:08,716 --> 00:38:11,583
I'm not getting rid
of the car.

807
00:38:11,653 --> 00:38:13,348
What about the cat?

808
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:14,911
Huh?

809
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,924
What, you believe
Dr. Zhivago in there?

810
00:38:17,992 --> 00:38:19,687
The monkey doctor?

811
00:38:19,761 --> 00:38:22,195
He's right.
I've read about it.

812
00:38:22,263 --> 00:38:25,061
Cats can be dangerous
for a baby.

813
00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:28,068
They can suffocate
the baby, claw the baby.

814
00:38:28,136 --> 00:38:31,071
Skippy is 16.
He can barely move.

815
00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:32,572
He's half-blind.

816
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,801
He's too weak
to suffocate anyone.

817
00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:37,310
What about hygiene
in the kitchen?

818
00:38:37,378 --> 00:38:40,643
You get cat hair
and cat saliva.

819
00:38:40,715 --> 00:38:43,445
You said that this baby
wouldn't change our lives.

820
00:38:43,518 --> 00:38:47,656
Now I have to sell my car
and get rid of my cat.

821
00:38:47,789 --> 00:38:49,654
This is the second month,

822
00:38:49,724 --> 00:38:52,158
and our lives
are practically unrecognizable!

823
00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:12,411
I really appreciate
your asking us along.

824
00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:15,414
I'm hoping this
will get Samuel excited

825
00:39:15,482 --> 00:39:16,915
about having a baby.

826
00:39:16,984 --> 00:39:18,417
Oh, yeah. Sure.

827
00:39:18,485 --> 00:39:19,918
Yeah, 'cause, um,

828
00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,420
if things
don't change,

829
00:39:21,488 --> 00:39:23,922
I'm thinking
about leaving him.

830
00:39:23,991 --> 00:39:25,925
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Sure you are.

831
00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:28,928
I thought about leaving
Marty all the time,

832
00:39:28,996 --> 00:39:31,430
but this
is his first time.

833
00:39:31,498 --> 00:39:34,433
You've got to
give him a chance.

834
00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:35,934
He's completely
uninvolved.

835
00:39:36,003 --> 00:39:38,938
This whole baby thing
really scares him.

836
00:39:39,006 --> 00:39:41,440
He's probably having
trouble facing it.

837
00:39:41,508 --> 00:39:43,442
If you have a baby,

838
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:46,445
that means
he's got to grow up.

839
00:39:46,513 --> 00:39:49,448
The baby's the fun part.
That's fun.

840
00:39:49,516 --> 00:39:52,644
You know.
Look at all this stuff.

841
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,153
Ah, yeah! Whoo!

842
00:39:54,221 --> 00:39:56,155
He's going to
love this.

843
00:39:56,223 --> 00:39:59,454
You know you're
having a boy, right?

844
00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:01,118
Yeah.

845
00:40:02,696 --> 00:40:06,132
Gail took one of those
amnio tests, I suppose.

846
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,132
No.

847
00:40:07,201 --> 00:40:08,634
How do you know?

848
00:40:08,702 --> 00:40:11,136
I can tell
it's a boy

849
00:40:11,205 --> 00:40:14,641
by the way she's
carrying it all in front.

850
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:17,643
They don't often
carry them at the back.

851
00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:19,144
If it's a boy,

852
00:40:19,213 --> 00:40:21,647
they carry them low
like this.

853
00:40:21,715 --> 00:40:24,650
If it's a girl,
it's up like this.

854
00:40:24,718 --> 00:40:26,652
Plus, there are
special ways

855
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,655
to ensure that it
will be a boy.

856
00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:32,157
What do you mean,
special ways?

857
00:40:32,226 --> 00:40:34,160
Well,
when we made love...

858
00:40:34,228 --> 00:40:35,661
Yeah?

859
00:40:35,729 --> 00:40:37,492
we used
special positions.

860
00:40:37,564 --> 00:40:38,997
Oh, please.

861
00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:42,001
That's an old wives' tale,
that stuff.

862
00:40:42,069 --> 00:40:43,331
You'll see.

863
00:40:44,638 --> 00:40:47,573
Sometimes I'm not sure
I want this baby.

864
00:40:47,641 --> 00:40:50,075
Oh, Missy,
of course you do.

865
00:40:50,144 --> 00:40:52,078
It's just
such a privilege.

866
00:40:52,146 --> 00:40:53,579
There's hundreds
of women

867
00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:56,514
who spend thousands
of dollars every day

868
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:58,949
trying to
get pregnant.

869
00:40:59,019 --> 00:41:01,283
It's like our profound
biological right.

870
00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:03,550
It's something men
can never experience.

871
00:41:03,624 --> 00:41:06,457
It has to be
at the right time for you,

872
00:41:06,527 --> 00:41:07,824
but really,
it's a miracle.

873
00:41:07,895 --> 00:41:10,329
And then
when the baby comes,

874
00:41:10,397 --> 00:41:14,493
there's moments
of sheer happiness.

875
00:41:14,568 --> 00:41:17,628
Even if you're alone?

876
00:41:20,007 --> 00:41:22,942
I know it's fashionable,
PC, all that,

877
00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:25,945
to be a strong,
independent single mother,

878
00:41:26,013 --> 00:41:28,447
and, uh,
I'm prepared for that.

879
00:41:28,515 --> 00:41:30,483
I can do that,

880
00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:33,486
but, um, I would
love this baby

881
00:41:33,554 --> 00:41:36,990
to have a mother
and a father.

882
00:41:37,057 --> 00:41:39,992
I would love to
have a family,

883
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:43,188
and I would love to
marry Samuel.

884
00:41:43,263 --> 00:41:45,731
Um...

885
00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:48,734
all he has to do is ask.

886
00:41:50,738 --> 00:41:53,036
Oh, Missy.

887
00:42:00,514 --> 00:42:02,448
Okey-dokey.
Huh huh huh.

888
00:42:02,516 --> 00:42:05,451
O.K. Tell your mommy
if she loves you,

889
00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:08,454
she'll buy you
the whole Arnie collection!

890
00:42:08,522 --> 00:42:10,456
Thank you,
Arnie.

891
00:42:10,524 --> 00:42:11,957
Who loves you,
girls?

892
00:42:12,026 --> 00:42:13,926
- Arnie.
- Arnie.

893
00:42:13,994 --> 00:42:15,461
Hey, fellas.

894
00:42:15,529 --> 00:42:16,962
How about taking home

895
00:42:17,031 --> 00:42:19,966
a new Arnie doll
for the kiddies?

896
00:42:20,034 --> 00:42:21,467
No, thank you,
buddy.

897
00:42:21,535 --> 00:42:22,968
Mister,
you'd look great

898
00:42:23,037 --> 00:42:25,972
in my "Arnie Loves You"
t-shirt.

899
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,975
They come in
extra-extra-extra large.

900
00:42:29,043 --> 00:42:30,476
No, thank you.

901
00:42:30,544 --> 00:42:33,479
How about a new
"Arnie Loves You" video?

902
00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:37,975
No, thanks. O. K?

903
00:42:40,721 --> 00:42:42,985
I'm not going to
buy your damn video!

904
00:42:43,057 --> 00:42:45,321
But the kids
will love it.

905
00:42:45,392 --> 00:42:47,257
My kids think
your show sucks.

906
00:42:50,064 --> 00:42:51,429
Oh.

907
00:42:51,498 --> 00:42:53,432
But thanks,
anyway.

908
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:56,435
Hey, no hard feelings,
O. K?

909
00:42:56,503 --> 00:42:58,437
All right. Sorry.

910
00:42:58,505 --> 00:43:00,439
That's O.K.
Huh huh huh.

911
00:43:00,507 --> 00:43:01,906
So long.

912
00:43:01,975 --> 00:43:03,943
Eh, you cheap shit.

913
00:43:04,011 --> 00:43:05,444
What did you say?

914
00:43:05,512 --> 00:43:06,945
Huh?

915
00:43:07,014 --> 00:43:09,949
Oh, gee. I didn't say
nothing, mister.

916
00:43:10,017 --> 00:43:11,951
He didn't say
anything, Marty.

917
00:43:12,019 --> 00:43:14,044
Bye-bye.
Arnie loves you.

918
00:43:14,121 --> 00:43:16,180
You penis-head.

919
00:43:16,256 --> 00:43:17,689
I heard that!

920
00:43:17,758 --> 00:43:19,055
Heard what?

921
00:43:19,126 --> 00:43:21,754
I heard what you said!

922
00:43:21,829 --> 00:43:23,660
He's pathetic.
Come on.

923
00:43:23,730 --> 00:43:27,222
There's children around here,
for God's sake!

924
00:43:27,301 --> 00:43:28,461
So long...

925
00:43:28,535 --> 00:43:30,400
you fat-ass pussy!

926
00:43:30,471 --> 00:43:31,403
That's it!

927
00:43:31,472 --> 00:43:32,564
No.

928
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:33,571
Yes!

929
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,629
Uh-oh.

930
00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:36,471
No. No. Arnie.

931
00:43:36,543 --> 00:43:38,033
Come on,
you wiener.

932
00:43:39,113 --> 00:43:41,343
Come on,
you bitch.

933
00:43:41,415 --> 00:43:43,144
Here's one
for the queen.

934
00:43:43,217 --> 00:43:45,777
Oh!

935
00:43:45,853 --> 00:43:46,911
I'll get him, Sammy.

936
00:43:46,987 --> 00:43:48,249
Hey, cut it out.

937
00:43:48,322 --> 00:43:50,483
Oh, you hit
like a girl,

938
00:43:50,557 --> 00:43:51,819
you flatulent
butt-head.

939
00:43:51,892 --> 00:43:54,326
I'll take both
you wieners on.

940
00:43:54,394 --> 00:43:56,259
You and that
pussy boyfriend!

941
00:43:56,330 --> 00:43:58,264
Right, you bastard!

942
00:43:58,332 --> 00:44:01,028
Who's the fat pussy
now, buddy?

943
00:44:01,101 --> 00:44:04,537
Tell your sister
to let go of my tail,

944
00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:08,097
you weak-wristed
Nancy boy!

945
00:44:08,175 --> 00:44:10,006
Get off me,
you fat bastard!

946
00:44:10,077 --> 00:44:13,945
I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You"
lunch box up your ass!

947
00:44:14,014 --> 00:44:16,107
Marty!

948
00:44:16,183 --> 00:44:17,275
Samuel!

949
00:44:17,351 --> 00:44:19,251
Oh, you...
Hi, honey.

950
00:44:19,319 --> 00:44:21,253
He is
such a jerk!

951
00:44:21,321 --> 00:44:22,948
We're in trouble.

952
00:44:23,023 --> 00:44:24,786
Run to Mommy.

953
00:44:24,858 --> 00:44:26,587
I'll wipe the floor
with you.

954
00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:28,329
Oh...

955
00:44:39,006 --> 00:44:41,065
Wow! That's, uh...

956
00:44:41,141 --> 00:44:43,405
that's quite a breakfast
you've got there.

957
00:44:43,477 --> 00:44:44,967
Mm-hmm!

958
00:44:45,045 --> 00:44:46,444
Wow, you, uh...

959
00:44:46,513 --> 00:44:48,174
certainly got
your appetite back.

960
00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:49,772
Mmm! Boy...

961
00:44:49,850 --> 00:44:51,784
I don't know
if you noticed...

962
00:44:51,852 --> 00:44:54,446
The first three months
were tough on me.

963
00:44:54,521 --> 00:44:56,182
But now, you know,

964
00:44:56,256 --> 00:44:57,621
my breasts
don't hurt,

965
00:44:57,691 --> 00:44:59,283
no more nausea
or insomnia,

966
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,294
and I feel great!

967
00:45:01,362 --> 00:45:02,954
Oh! Good news.

968
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:05,294
So, I was thinking,
you know,

969
00:45:05,366 --> 00:45:07,800
I know it's been
two months

970
00:45:07,868 --> 00:45:09,301
since we made love,

971
00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:12,032
but maybe we could
fool around tonight.

972
00:45:13,707 --> 00:45:14,935
Check!

973
00:45:15,008 --> 00:45:16,305
Leave the breakfast.

974
00:45:16,377 --> 00:45:18,641
But I haven't
finished the food!

975
00:45:37,831 --> 00:45:40,095
O.K.
I'll be right back.

976
00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:41,429
Huh? What?

977
00:45:41,502 --> 00:45:42,935
I'll be right back.

978
00:45:43,003 --> 00:45:44,265
Wait here for me.

979
00:45:44,338 --> 00:45:45,771
Right. Right.

980
00:45:45,839 --> 00:45:47,272
Ready when
you are.

981
00:45:57,184 --> 00:45:58,481
Ow!

982
00:46:06,693 --> 00:46:07,955
Ready.

983
00:46:20,874 --> 00:46:22,136
Oh, my God.

984
00:46:28,315 --> 00:46:29,407
Oh, wow.

985
00:46:56,844 --> 00:46:58,835
Ha ha ha!

986
00:46:58,912 --> 00:47:00,140
What is it?

987
00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:01,909
It moved.

988
00:47:01,982 --> 00:47:04,576
Huh? What moved?

989
00:47:04,651 --> 00:47:06,448
The baby. It moved!

990
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,681
Oh.

991
00:47:08,755 --> 00:47:09,949
Oh, right.

992
00:47:10,023 --> 00:47:12,287
Here.
Put your hand here.

993
00:47:12,359 --> 00:47:13,792
It's like bubbles.

994
00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:22,801
I-I-I don't
feel anything.

995
00:47:22,870 --> 00:47:24,303
No, just wait.

996
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,241
Oh. It stopped.

997
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,743
What a shame.

998
00:47:31,812 --> 00:47:33,074
Yeah.

999
00:47:33,146 --> 00:47:34,408
It's an incredible
feeling.

1000
00:47:34,481 --> 00:47:35,573
Yeah?

1001
00:47:35,649 --> 00:47:36,741
Yeah.

1002
00:47:36,817 --> 00:47:39,911
I guess I got plenty
more time to feel it.

1003
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,249
Yeah. Yeah.

1004
00:47:41,321 --> 00:47:42,754
Ohh...

1005
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:56,268
Honey, do you think
we're hurting the baby?

1006
00:47:57,671 --> 00:47:59,104
No. No.

1007
00:48:03,844 --> 00:48:06,278
Because
if I can feel it,

1008
00:48:06,346 --> 00:48:08,280
then it can feel me.

1009
00:48:08,348 --> 00:48:10,782
No, I don't...
I don't think so.

1010
00:48:10,851 --> 00:48:12,284
Yeah.

1011
00:48:12,352 --> 00:48:16,288
Yes, yes, yes,
it can.

1012
00:48:16,356 --> 00:48:18,551
What if the baby
can see?

1013
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:22,083
Um... see what,
my love?

1014
00:48:22,162 --> 00:48:23,959
Your penis
coming toward it.

1015
00:48:24,031 --> 00:48:26,898
That could scare
the hell out of a baby.

1016
00:48:26,967 --> 00:48:29,094
Rebecca, I-I...

1017
00:48:29,169 --> 00:48:31,967
What if your penis
caused brain damage?

1018
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,165
Are you serious?

1019
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,901
I don't know, I just...

1020
00:48:34,975 --> 00:48:36,909
don't think
we should make love

1021
00:48:36,977 --> 00:48:38,911
until we talk
to the doctor.

1022
00:48:40,647 --> 00:48:41,841
Please?

1023
00:48:41,915 --> 00:48:44,907
We don't know what
could happen, hon.

1024
00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:48,082
O.K.

1025
00:48:49,823 --> 00:48:51,256
Fine.

1026
00:48:51,325 --> 00:48:53,122
Fine, fine, fine.

1027
00:48:53,193 --> 00:48:55,252
But you know what?

1028
00:48:55,329 --> 00:48:57,991
I bet
if we wait awhile,

1029
00:48:58,065 --> 00:49:00,761
we can feel
the baby move again.

1030
00:49:02,336 --> 00:49:03,769
Yeah. Yeah.

1031
00:49:03,837 --> 00:49:05,270
Yeah.

1032
00:49:05,339 --> 00:49:07,773
That will be
just as much fun.

1033
00:49:29,396 --> 00:49:30,761
Uh!

1034
00:49:32,032 --> 00:49:34,057
That's my game.

1035
00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:36,227
Fuck! Shit! Shit!

1036
00:49:36,303 --> 00:49:37,565
Aah!

1037
00:49:38,805 --> 00:49:40,295
Hey, hey, Sam.

1038
00:49:40,374 --> 00:49:41,705
Fuck!

1039
00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:43,242
Ho!

1040
00:49:44,811 --> 00:49:46,244
O.K., that's it.

1041
00:49:46,313 --> 00:49:47,905
No more tennis
for today.

1042
00:49:47,981 --> 00:49:49,312
That's it.

1043
00:49:49,383 --> 00:49:51,408
What happened to your
British etiquette?

1044
00:49:51,485 --> 00:49:55,751
This John McEnroe thing
is scaring me.

1045
00:49:55,822 --> 00:49:58,757
Um, Sam,
what's the matter?

1046
00:49:58,825 --> 00:50:00,258
What's the matter?

1047
00:50:00,327 --> 00:50:02,761
I'm in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.

1048
00:50:02,829 --> 00:50:04,763
You're going
to have a thrombo.

1049
00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:06,264
What's the matter?
Why?

1050
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,766
O.K.

1051
00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:10,769
Rebecca is
pregnant. There.

1052
00:50:10,837 --> 00:50:12,270
What?

1053
00:50:12,339 --> 00:50:14,273
I am completely
sexually frustrated.

1054
00:50:14,341 --> 00:50:16,275
I do not
sleep at night.

1055
00:50:16,343 --> 00:50:18,277
I have these
appalling nightmares.

1056
00:50:18,345 --> 00:50:19,778
About what?

1057
00:50:19,846 --> 00:50:22,781
The latest nightmare
is that the baby is deformed...

1058
00:50:22,849 --> 00:50:24,282
It's missing an arm,

1059
00:50:24,351 --> 00:50:26,285
or it's got
cauliflower ears

1060
00:50:26,353 --> 00:50:28,218
with an eye
on its forehead.

1061
00:50:28,288 --> 00:50:30,722
I can't stand it!
I don't know why...

1062
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,383
Do you want
the baby?

1063
00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,620
I don't know
what I want anymore.

1064
00:50:34,695 --> 00:50:37,391
Well, what about
an abortion?

1065
00:50:37,464 --> 00:50:39,864
We're in the fifth month.
It's too late.

1066
00:50:39,933 --> 00:50:41,560
Absolutely.
Sit, sit, sit.

1067
00:50:41,635 --> 00:50:44,229
Relax. Let's talk
about this for real.

1068
00:50:44,304 --> 00:50:45,737
My God. Jesus.

1069
00:50:45,806 --> 00:50:47,740
I mean, you love
Rebecca, right?

1070
00:50:47,808 --> 00:50:49,241
Yeah, I adore her.

1071
00:50:49,309 --> 00:50:50,401
O.K., O.K.

1072
00:50:50,477 --> 00:50:53,071
You got to be
honest with her.

1073
00:50:53,146 --> 00:50:55,740
Always let her know
how you're feeling.

1074
00:50:55,816 --> 00:50:57,750
You got to
talk to her.

1075
00:50:57,818 --> 00:50:59,410
Christine and I
never talked.

1076
00:50:59,486 --> 00:51:01,420
We were idiots.
We threw it away.

1077
00:51:01,488 --> 00:51:03,752
Look at me. Look
what I've become.

1078
00:51:03,824 --> 00:51:05,416
You have a wonderful time

1079
00:51:05,492 --> 00:51:06,823
dating young girls.

1080
00:51:06,893 --> 00:51:09,760
Sam, my life's
a pile of shit.

1081
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,991
It's a pile of shit.

1082
00:51:12,065 --> 00:51:13,259
It's empty
and pointless.

1083
00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,267
My sister Gail
is right.

1084
00:51:15,335 --> 00:51:17,098
If I continue
this way,

1085
00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:18,933
I'm facing
a lifetime alone

1086
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:20,370
without a family.

1087
00:51:21,842 --> 00:51:24,276
I don't want to die
like Van Gogh.

1088
00:51:24,344 --> 00:51:25,777
It's terrifying.

1089
00:51:25,846 --> 00:51:28,713
If you want
to know the truth,

1090
00:51:28,782 --> 00:51:30,215
man,
I'd give anything

1091
00:51:30,283 --> 00:51:31,716
to have
Christine back.

1092
00:51:31,785 --> 00:51:33,218
That's the truth.

1093
00:51:33,286 --> 00:51:34,344
And sometimes...

1094
00:51:34,421 --> 00:51:36,719
God strike me dead
for admitting this...

1095
00:51:36,790 --> 00:51:39,725
sometimes I think
I'd like to be a father.

1096
00:51:39,793 --> 00:51:41,488
Ha ha ha!

1097
00:51:41,561 --> 00:51:43,552
Sorry. Right.
No, you're serious.

1098
00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,723
You'd make a good dad.

1099
00:51:45,799 --> 00:51:47,232
Well, you know,
whatever,

1100
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:48,733
but we're
getting older.

1101
00:51:48,802 --> 00:51:51,236
I think it's time
for us to...

1102
00:51:51,304 --> 00:51:52,931
to face our
responsibilities.

1103
00:51:53,006 --> 00:51:55,736
But... But
don't lose Rebecca.

1104
00:51:55,809 --> 00:51:57,242
She's the best thing

1105
00:51:57,310 --> 00:51:59,210
that ever
happened to you.

1106
00:51:59,279 --> 00:52:00,627
Hey, you guys,
it's the 30th.

1107
00:52:00,662 --> 00:52:01,976
Hey, you guys,
it's the 30th.

1108
00:52:02,048 --> 00:52:03,447
Your membership fees
are due.

1109
00:52:03,517 --> 00:52:05,417
My sister
takes care of that.

1110
00:52:05,485 --> 00:52:06,577
Oh, really?

1111
00:52:06,653 --> 00:52:08,086
Wait, wait,
did she...

1112
00:52:08,155 --> 00:52:10,453
did she say
it was the 30th?

1113
00:52:10,524 --> 00:52:11,582
Yeah, why?

1114
00:52:11,658 --> 00:52:12,750
Shit!

1115
00:52:12,826 --> 00:52:14,817
Shit!

1116
00:52:14,895 --> 00:52:16,760
Oh, this isn't
happening. No!

1117
00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:18,263
Oh!

1118
00:52:18,331 --> 00:52:20,765
Today's our
second ultrasound.

1119
00:52:20,834 --> 00:52:22,267
I've missed it.

1120
00:52:22,335 --> 00:52:24,132
I swore
I wouldn't miss it!

1121
00:52:24,204 --> 00:52:25,865
Uh-oh.

1122
00:52:25,939 --> 00:52:27,429
Appointment
was at 11:00.

1123
00:52:27,507 --> 00:52:28,872
I can make it.

1124
00:52:28,942 --> 00:52:30,375
Go!

1125
00:52:30,443 --> 00:52:31,705
Y-Yeah.

1126
00:52:36,783 --> 00:52:38,216
Shit.

1127
00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:40,219
Oh, shit.

1128
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:42,721
Shit.

1129
00:52:42,789 --> 00:52:45,087
Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.

1130
00:52:50,797 --> 00:52:52,230
Oh, sorry.

1131
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:53,732
Dr. Thatcher,
please.

1132
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,233
She's in there.

1133
00:52:55,302 --> 00:52:58,237
Sir, do I have you down
for an appointment?

1134
00:52:59,806 --> 00:53:01,239
Mr. Faulkner?

1135
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:03,435
She left about
15 minutes ago.

1136
00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:10,408
Thanks. Thank you.

1137
00:53:10,483 --> 00:53:13,748
Would you like
to know the sex?

1138
00:53:15,822 --> 00:53:17,551
The sex of the baby?

1139
00:53:17,624 --> 00:53:19,251
Mm-hmm.

1140
00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:21,260
Wow.

1141
00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:23,262
Well.

1142
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,059
Does Rebecca know?

1143
00:53:25,131 --> 00:53:26,655
Yes.

1144
00:53:29,269 --> 00:53:30,930
O.K., then.

1145
00:53:31,004 --> 00:53:33,370
It's a boy.

1146
00:53:38,278 --> 00:53:39,711
A boy.

1147
00:53:45,285 --> 00:53:46,718
Thanks.

1148
00:53:46,786 --> 00:53:48,219
Thanks very much.

1149
00:53:48,288 --> 00:53:49,721
Mm-hmm.

1150
00:53:49,789 --> 00:53:51,222
Great.

1151
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:52,553
So...

1152
00:53:53,793 --> 00:53:55,226
that means,
presumably,

1153
00:53:55,295 --> 00:53:57,229
you can actually
see his...

1154
00:53:57,297 --> 00:53:58,559
whatnot.

1155
00:53:58,632 --> 00:54:00,224
Penis.

1156
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:02,234
Penis, yeah,
and it's fine...

1157
00:54:02,302 --> 00:54:05,499
I mean, size-wise
and that kind of stuff?

1158
00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,233
Perfect.

1159
00:54:07,307 --> 00:54:08,740
Good.

1160
00:54:08,808 --> 00:54:10,241
Lovely.

1161
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:12,244
And I'm assuming
everything else

1162
00:54:12,312 --> 00:54:14,246
is as it should be.

1163
00:54:14,314 --> 00:54:18,751
You know, lip and eyes
in the right spot, and...

1164
00:54:18,818 --> 00:54:21,309
nothing whatsoever here?

1165
00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:23,253
Everything
looks fine.

1166
00:54:23,323 --> 00:54:25,917
Here. Watch this
with Rebecca.

1167
00:54:25,992 --> 00:54:27,926
She forgot
to take it.

1168
00:54:27,994 --> 00:54:29,427
Yeah. O.K., good.

1169
00:54:29,496 --> 00:54:31,259
This is...

1170
00:54:31,331 --> 00:54:34,494
That's actually him?
That's my son?

1171
00:54:34,567 --> 00:54:36,228
Mm-hmm.

1172
00:54:38,838 --> 00:54:40,772
Thank you.

1173
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,808
Thank you.

1174
00:54:42,876 --> 00:54:45,106
Mr. Faulkner.

1175
00:54:45,178 --> 00:54:46,645
Yeah.

1176
00:54:46,713 --> 00:54:49,807
Pregnant women need
a lot of support.

1177
00:54:49,883 --> 00:54:51,282
Be affectionate
with her.

1178
00:54:51,351 --> 00:54:52,784
Kiss her a lot.

1179
00:54:52,852 --> 00:54:55,787
She was pretty
emotional earlier.

1180
00:54:58,358 --> 00:54:59,791
Right.

1181
00:55:04,364 --> 00:55:05,797
Thanks.

1182
00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:16,808
Beck?

1183
00:55:29,823 --> 00:55:31,256
Hi.

1184
00:55:35,395 --> 00:55:37,797
What are you doing?

1185
00:55:39,832 --> 00:55:41,163
I'm leaving.

1186
00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:44,259
Beck, wait.
I mean, I...

1187
00:55:44,336 --> 00:55:46,896
I know I've missed
a few appointments.

1188
00:55:46,972 --> 00:55:49,270
Look, you don't
care about me.

1189
00:55:49,341 --> 00:55:51,366
You don't care
about this baby.

1190
00:55:51,443 --> 00:55:54,503
You're too wrapped up
in your own feelings

1191
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:56,275
to deal
with this pregnancy.

1192
00:55:56,348 --> 00:55:58,816
You're not ready
to be a father.

1193
00:56:00,019 --> 00:56:01,418
Where will you go?

1194
00:56:01,487 --> 00:56:03,284
Marty and Gail's.

1195
00:56:03,355 --> 00:56:04,788
Marty and Gail?

1196
00:56:04,857 --> 00:56:07,951
I don't want to move in
with my parents,

1197
00:56:08,027 --> 00:56:09,961
and all my girlfriends
are single,

1198
00:56:10,029 --> 00:56:11,462
and they don't need

1199
00:56:11,530 --> 00:56:13,521
some pregnant person
living with them.

1200
00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:16,261
Gail and I have gotten
to be close.

1201
00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:18,803
She knows what it's like
to be pregnant.

1202
00:56:18,871 --> 00:56:20,498
She'll get me
through this.

1203
00:56:22,374 --> 00:56:23,807
And the baby?

1204
00:56:23,876 --> 00:56:25,639
I'll raise the baby.

1205
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,472
Alone?

1206
00:56:29,548 --> 00:56:31,743
Yeah.

1207
00:56:31,817 --> 00:56:34,251
I'll get
an apartment.

1208
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,050
I can do it
by myself.

1209
00:56:37,122 --> 00:56:39,249
B-Beck...

1210
00:56:39,325 --> 00:56:40,758
Beck.

1211
00:58:23,862 --> 00:58:25,989
The little heart's beating.

1212
00:59:11,944 --> 00:59:13,434
Marty, hi.

1213
00:59:13,512 --> 00:59:14,877
Is she here?

1214
00:59:14,947 --> 00:59:16,642
She never wants
to see you again.

1215
00:59:16,715 --> 00:59:19,309
Let me talk to her
for two seconds.

1216
00:59:19,385 --> 00:59:22,479
If I let you,
I'll be in the doghouse.

1217
00:59:22,554 --> 00:59:24,146
I'll have to
live with you.

1218
00:59:24,223 --> 00:59:25,952
You're a great
kisser, but...

1219
00:59:26,025 --> 00:59:27,287
Who is it?

1220
00:59:27,359 --> 00:59:29,054
It's my mom, honey.

1221
00:59:29,128 --> 00:59:31,062
But your mother's dead!

1222
00:59:31,130 --> 00:59:32,597
Yeah,
it's really weird!

1223
00:59:32,664 --> 00:59:34,962
Marty, please!
Just tell her one...

1224
00:59:35,034 --> 00:59:36,331
Just...

1225
01:00:07,332 --> 01:00:09,266
What do you
think of this?

1226
01:00:09,334 --> 01:00:11,268
Take a look at this.

1227
01:00:17,843 --> 01:00:19,276
You're aiming
specifically

1228
01:00:19,344 --> 01:00:22,279
at the hotel-room
market now, huh?

1229
01:00:24,349 --> 01:00:27,284
You're right.
It's a hotel-room painting.

1230
01:00:27,352 --> 01:00:29,217
That's what it is.
It's terrible.

1231
01:00:29,288 --> 01:00:30,721
Look at that.

1232
01:00:30,789 --> 01:00:32,381
What happened
to the nudes?

1233
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:33,720
Oh, they
weren't selling.

1234
01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:36,226
It's cheaper for guys
to buy <i>Playboy.</i>

1235
01:00:36,295 --> 01:00:38,388
This is terrible.
Bon voyage.

1236
01:00:38,464 --> 01:00:39,988
I deep-six it.

1237
01:00:40,065 --> 01:00:41,726
Sleep
with the fishes.

1238
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,233
You're
absolutely right.

1239
01:00:43,302 --> 01:00:46,294
I can smell the room service
on that painting.

1240
01:00:46,371 --> 01:00:48,236
But, you know,
it's you.

1241
01:00:48,307 --> 01:00:51,242
You're around.
That's why I'm painting this way.

1242
01:00:51,310 --> 01:00:52,743
You're very unhappy.

1243
01:00:52,811 --> 01:00:54,745
You're like the antidote
to exhilaration.

1244
01:00:54,813 --> 01:00:57,247
If I take
any more of this in,

1245
01:00:57,316 --> 01:00:59,250
I'll be painting
cats and clowns.

1246
01:00:59,318 --> 01:01:00,717
Is it Rebecca?

1247
01:01:00,786 --> 01:01:02,754
You haven't
heard from her?

1248
01:01:02,821 --> 01:01:04,755
No, I haven't
heard from her.

1249
01:01:04,823 --> 01:01:06,256
I have told you

1250
01:01:06,325 --> 01:01:07,587
so many times,

1251
01:01:07,659 --> 01:01:09,251
she refuses to see me.

1252
01:01:09,328 --> 01:01:10,761
No. She won't

1253
01:01:10,829 --> 01:01:12,763
answer my calls,

1254
01:01:12,831 --> 01:01:14,765
reply to my letters.

1255
01:01:14,833 --> 01:01:16,767
It's a total...

1256
01:01:16,835 --> 01:01:18,268
shutoff.

1257
01:01:18,337 --> 01:01:20,271
I've thrown away...
thrown away

1258
01:01:20,339 --> 01:01:23,206
the most important
thing in my life

1259
01:01:23,275 --> 01:01:25,436
just like that.

1260
01:01:26,845 --> 01:01:28,710
You need
a new outlook.

1261
01:01:30,282 --> 01:01:32,216
No, no, no.
Don't scoff.

1262
01:01:32,284 --> 01:01:33,717
Listen...
Forget about Rebecca.

1263
01:01:33,785 --> 01:01:35,218
How could you

1264
01:01:35,287 --> 01:01:36,754
say that to me?

1265
01:01:36,822 --> 01:01:38,221
You reminded me

1266
01:01:38,290 --> 01:01:39,723
she's the most important

1267
01:01:39,791 --> 01:01:41,554
thing in my life

1268
01:01:41,627 --> 01:01:43,219
just weeks ago.

1269
01:01:43,295 --> 01:01:45,229
I never said that.

1270
01:01:45,297 --> 01:01:47,231
I never...
I never said that.

1271
01:01:47,299 --> 01:01:48,732
You said it

1272
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,233
at the tennis court.

1273
01:01:51,803 --> 01:01:53,065
Oh, yeah.

1274
01:01:53,138 --> 01:01:54,730
So what if I did?

1275
01:01:54,806 --> 01:01:56,740
That was then,
but it's over,

1276
01:01:56,808 --> 01:01:59,242
and you've got to get
on with your life.

1277
01:01:59,311 --> 01:02:00,744
Listen to this...

1278
01:02:00,812 --> 01:02:02,245
Buy some
new clothes.

1279
01:02:02,314 --> 01:02:03,975
I'm telling you,

1280
01:02:04,049 --> 01:02:05,744
we'll learn
a new sport,

1281
01:02:05,817 --> 01:02:07,250
I'll throw a party,

1282
01:02:07,319 --> 01:02:09,753
and you'll meet
some new people.

1283
01:02:09,821 --> 01:02:12,756
Come on.
We'll have some fun!

1284
01:02:12,824 --> 01:02:14,655
I don't think so,
Sean.

1285
01:02:14,726 --> 01:02:16,250
Start with a smile.

1286
01:02:16,328 --> 01:02:17,920
Smile,
for heaven sakes.

1287
01:02:20,399 --> 01:02:21,923
Well,
that's hideous,

1288
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,433
but... but...

1289
01:02:23,502 --> 01:02:24,935
but, you know,

1290
01:02:25,003 --> 01:02:26,937
that's... that's...
that's the idea.

1291
01:02:48,293 --> 01:02:50,352
That's O.K.
There you go.

1292
01:03:05,777 --> 01:03:07,574
Ohhhh!

1293
01:03:12,985 --> 01:03:14,919
Aren't you a little
old for this?

1294
01:03:17,322 --> 01:03:19,813
You want an ambulance?
Watch your step.

1295
01:04:20,686 --> 01:04:22,415
Do you want to dance?

1296
01:04:22,487 --> 01:04:23,579
No, I...

1297
01:04:23,655 --> 01:04:25,748
Come on.
Don't be a stiff!

1298
01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:52,783
Thanks
for the ride home.

1299
01:04:52,851 --> 01:04:55,487
Pleasure. Pleasure.

1300
01:04:59,357 --> 01:05:01,222
Want to come up
for coffee?

1301
01:05:03,361 --> 01:05:06,125
No. Thanks, no.
I'm just going to...

1302
01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:07,562
shoot off.

1303
01:05:07,632 --> 01:05:08,963
Oh.

1304
01:05:09,033 --> 01:05:11,866
Do you want
to come up for sex?

1305
01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:17,808
Wow. Ha ha ha!

1306
01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:19,309
That's...
That's pretty...

1307
01:05:19,377 --> 01:05:20,810
direct.

1308
01:05:20,879 --> 01:05:22,210
Um...

1309
01:05:26,885 --> 01:05:29,251
no. The thing is,
Lili, I think...

1310
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,753
you're incredibly
attractive,

1311
01:05:30,822 --> 01:05:33,256
but I think it's
just a bit early

1312
01:05:33,324 --> 01:05:35,417
for me
to get involved,

1313
01:05:35,493 --> 01:05:37,427
so I'll take
a rain check.

1314
01:05:37,495 --> 01:05:38,757
Another day.

1315
01:07:02,347 --> 01:07:03,780
Arr, matey.

1316
01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:08,217
Will ye be taking it
out to drive?

1317
01:07:08,286 --> 01:07:10,277
If you travel,

1318
01:07:10,355 --> 01:07:11,788
this holds a lot.

1319
01:07:11,856 --> 01:07:14,188
You can put
a queen-size waterbed in back.

1320
01:07:14,258 --> 01:07:15,782
Ever been
on a waterbed?

1321
01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:17,293
Can I help you?

1322
01:07:17,362 --> 01:07:19,296
Yeah, I'm looking
for Mr. Dwyer.

1323
01:07:19,364 --> 01:07:20,922
He's right
over there.

1324
01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:23,194
You never have
to worry about hemorrhoids.

1325
01:07:23,267 --> 01:07:25,599
I'll be right back
with you.

1326
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,297
Just enjoy the car.

1327
01:07:27,372 --> 01:07:29,340
Thanks for
coming down, man.

1328
01:07:29,407 --> 01:07:30,738
I missed you.

1329
01:07:30,808 --> 01:07:32,241
Thanks.

1330
01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:34,744
Well, um... this is
very painful for me,

1331
01:07:34,812 --> 01:07:37,747
but I want to buy
a new car.

1332
01:07:37,815 --> 01:07:39,749
Buddy! Buddy,
it's about time.

1333
01:07:39,817 --> 01:07:42,251
We happen
to have a few.

1334
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:43,582
How's Rebecca?

1335
01:07:43,655 --> 01:07:44,747
She's great.

1336
01:07:44,822 --> 01:07:46,414
You're taking
care of her?

1337
01:07:46,491 --> 01:07:47,924
Gail's taking
her shopping,

1338
01:07:47,992 --> 01:07:49,220
and they're
exercising.

1339
01:07:49,293 --> 01:07:51,761
Then I make them
dinner every night.

1340
01:07:51,829 --> 01:07:53,262
Right.
And she's O. K?

1341
01:07:53,331 --> 01:07:55,765
Yeah. The first month,
she cried a lot,

1342
01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:58,267
but she hasn't
mentioned you in two weeks.

1343
01:07:58,336 --> 01:08:00,270
I think she's
getting over you.

1344
01:08:01,673 --> 01:08:03,766
This is
the car for you.

1345
01:08:03,841 --> 01:08:06,275
Listen, Marty,
I need to see her.

1346
01:08:06,344 --> 01:08:08,278
She doesn't
want to see you.

1347
01:08:08,346 --> 01:08:10,940
I really have to
speak to her, O. K?

1348
01:08:11,015 --> 01:08:12,539
I want her back.

1349
01:08:12,617 --> 01:08:14,915
That's going to take
a lot of convincing.

1350
01:08:14,986 --> 01:08:16,453
Do something for me.

1351
01:08:16,521 --> 01:08:18,955
Just, um... organize
a chance meeting.

1352
01:08:19,023 --> 01:08:20,957
Bring her
to a grocery store

1353
01:08:21,025 --> 01:08:23,050
or a restaurant,
and I'm there.

1354
01:08:23,127 --> 01:08:25,254
I don't know.

1355
01:08:25,329 --> 01:08:27,957
Ask Gail if I could
baby-sit your kids Saturday.

1356
01:08:28,032 --> 01:08:29,966
You want to baby-sit
my kids?

1357
01:08:30,034 --> 01:08:31,228
Yes! It's brilliant.

1358
01:08:31,302 --> 01:08:33,463
It will convince Rebecca
that I like children.

1359
01:08:33,538 --> 01:08:36,234
That will get me
in trouble with Gail,

1360
01:08:36,307 --> 01:08:39,299
and you know
how mad she gets.

1361
01:08:39,377 --> 01:08:41,777
Marty, please
do this for me!

1362
01:08:41,846 --> 01:08:43,746
O.K., O.K.,
I will.

1363
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:45,908
Thanks! Excellent!

1364
01:08:45,983 --> 01:08:46,915
Excellent!

1365
01:08:46,984 --> 01:08:48,349
Excellent.

1366
01:09:03,067 --> 01:09:04,432
Oh! There we go.

1367
01:09:04,502 --> 01:09:06,436
This is fun,
isn't it?

1368
01:09:06,504 --> 01:09:07,596
Yeah!

1369
01:09:07,672 --> 01:09:09,765
Isn't this jolly,
Molly? Ha ha!

1370
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,274
Listen to this.

1371
01:09:11,342 --> 01:09:13,776
"I removed
the victims' brains

1372
01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:16,040
with an ice-cream
scooper."

1373
01:09:16,114 --> 01:09:17,274
Awesome, huh?

1374
01:09:17,348 --> 01:09:18,940
Shannon, the other
children here

1375
01:09:19,016 --> 01:09:21,280
don't want to hear
that beastly stuff,

1376
01:09:21,352 --> 01:09:22,785
so just
read quietly.

1377
01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:24,048
Higher!

1378
01:09:24,122 --> 01:09:25,282
Yes. Higher.

1379
01:09:25,356 --> 01:09:28,154
Now, Patsy, no.
That's not funny, my love.

1380
01:09:28,226 --> 01:09:29,887
Don't strangle
the little boy.

1381
01:09:29,961 --> 01:09:31,394
But he likes it!

1382
01:09:31,462 --> 01:09:33,020
Say uncle!

1383
01:09:33,097 --> 01:09:34,394
Just...
Yes, that's it.

1384
01:09:34,465 --> 01:09:36,296
Hey, Sam! Sam!

1385
01:09:36,367 --> 01:09:37,664
Oof!

1386
01:09:37,735 --> 01:09:40,898
Shit.
Sam, are you O. K?

1387
01:09:40,972 --> 01:09:42,633
Great. Fine.

1388
01:09:42,707 --> 01:09:44,231
Are you all right?

1389
01:09:44,308 --> 01:09:45,570
Yeah, yeah. Good.

1390
01:09:45,643 --> 01:09:47,406
We're getting on
well here.

1391
01:09:47,478 --> 01:09:48,843
Is Rebecca coming?

1392
01:09:48,913 --> 01:09:50,244
No.

1393
01:09:50,314 --> 01:09:52,805
No? Marty,
we had an agreement.

1394
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,545
She's
in the hospital, Sam.

1395
01:09:54,619 --> 01:09:55,916
The hospital?

1396
01:09:55,987 --> 01:09:57,921
Why? What's wrong?

1397
01:09:57,989 --> 01:10:00,583
There might be a problem
with the pregnancy.

1398
01:10:00,658 --> 01:10:02,250
What are you
talking about?

1399
01:10:02,326 --> 01:10:05,261
The doctors don't know,
but she's with them.

1400
01:10:05,329 --> 01:10:06,421
Jesus Christ.

1401
01:10:06,497 --> 01:10:08,465
Be careful, Sam!

1402
01:10:14,338 --> 01:10:17,102
Hi. Which room is
Rebecca Taylor in, please?

1403
01:10:17,175 --> 01:10:18,267
615.

1404
01:10:18,342 --> 01:10:19,434
Where's that?

1405
01:10:19,510 --> 01:10:20,772
Just around
the corner.

1406
01:10:24,348 --> 01:10:25,440
Gail!

1407
01:10:25,516 --> 01:10:26,642
So?

1408
01:10:26,717 --> 01:10:28,184
Will she be
all right?

1409
01:10:28,252 --> 01:10:29,776
Yeah, she's
going to be fine.

1410
01:10:29,854 --> 01:10:31,219
Oh!

1411
01:10:31,289 --> 01:10:34,019
She just started
having some contractions,

1412
01:10:34,091 --> 01:10:35,558
and she started dilating.

1413
01:10:35,626 --> 01:10:37,560
They'll keep her overnight,
restrict her movement.

1414
01:10:37,628 --> 01:10:40,722
It just sometimes happens
in the seventh month.

1415
01:10:40,798 --> 01:10:42,425
And the baby's O. K?

1416
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,730
Yeah. Baby's great.

1417
01:10:47,271 --> 01:10:50,172
So... can I see her?

1418
01:10:51,809 --> 01:10:53,572
Don't upset her.

1419
01:10:53,644 --> 01:10:55,236
I won't.

1420
01:10:55,313 --> 01:10:56,746
Promise?

1421
01:10:56,814 --> 01:10:58,042
Yep. Promise.

1422
01:10:59,817 --> 01:11:01,250
O.K.

1423
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:02,809
Thanks.

1424
01:11:12,496 --> 01:11:13,554
Hi.

1425
01:11:13,631 --> 01:11:14,928
Hi.

1426
01:11:19,837 --> 01:11:22,135
What are you
doing here?

1427
01:11:22,206 --> 01:11:25,266
Well, you know I was
worried about...

1428
01:11:25,343 --> 01:11:27,607
about you
and the baby.

1429
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,748
We're going to be fine.

1430
01:11:31,816 --> 01:11:33,875
Yeah. That's
what Gail said.

1431
01:11:42,126 --> 01:11:44,617
Is this...
is this noise...

1432
01:11:46,297 --> 01:11:48,231
Is that the baby's
heartbeat?

1433
01:11:48,299 --> 01:11:50,426
Yeah.

1434
01:11:50,501 --> 01:11:52,264
Strong.

1435
01:11:52,336 --> 01:11:53,735
Yeah.

1436
01:11:58,809 --> 01:12:00,709
Beck, I'm sorry.

1437
01:12:02,313 --> 01:12:04,543
I'm so sorry.

1438
01:12:04,615 --> 01:12:09,382
I was, um...
a disgrace.

1439
01:12:09,453 --> 01:12:12,251
I mean,
I know now exactly

1440
01:12:12,323 --> 01:12:14,257
what a bastard
I was.

1441
01:12:14,325 --> 01:12:16,259
I was... I was...
completely selfish,

1442
01:12:16,327 --> 01:12:17,760
and you had
absolutely

1443
01:12:17,828 --> 01:12:19,261
every right

1444
01:12:19,330 --> 01:12:21,264
to walk out on me.

1445
01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:25,734
But I just want
you to reconsider.

1446
01:12:25,803 --> 01:12:28,169
Sam, please, no...

1447
01:12:28,239 --> 01:12:29,706
Let me just explain.

1448
01:12:29,774 --> 01:12:31,207
I think...

1449
01:12:31,275 --> 01:12:33,140
I <i>know</i>
that I've changed.

1450
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:35,678
You don't believe
in change.

1451
01:12:35,746 --> 01:12:37,714
I do now.
Change is great.

1452
01:12:37,782 --> 01:12:39,716
Change is what
it's all about.

1453
01:12:39,784 --> 01:12:42,218
Anyone who doesn't believe
in change is a coward,

1454
01:12:42,286 --> 01:12:44,015
which is what I was.

1455
01:12:44,088 --> 01:12:47,057
I was scared.
I was scared of...

1456
01:12:47,124 --> 01:12:48,716
of losing control

1457
01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,727
and of losing,
you know,

1458
01:12:50,795 --> 01:12:53,730
you or what
we had together

1459
01:12:53,798 --> 01:12:56,232
and losing my youth.

1460
01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:58,860
Aren't you now?

1461
01:12:58,936 --> 01:13:01,404
No. No, especially
not my youth.

1462
01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:02,996
My youth is here,

1463
01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:05,235
doing well.

1464
01:13:05,309 --> 01:13:07,743
I'd really love
to believe this.

1465
01:13:07,812 --> 01:13:09,245
Listen, I've seen

1466
01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:10,746
the second
ultrasound...

1467
01:13:10,815 --> 01:13:13,249
The one you left
at Dr. Thatcher's

1468
01:13:13,317 --> 01:13:15,251
the day I was late.

1469
01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:17,753
The point is,
I don't care

1470
01:13:17,822 --> 01:13:20,256
what I think or
don't think anymore.

1471
01:13:20,324 --> 01:13:22,758
I don't give
a damn about me.

1472
01:13:24,328 --> 01:13:26,523
I'm in love
with my child.

1473
01:13:26,597 --> 01:13:28,622
You are?

1474
01:13:30,267 --> 01:13:33,998
And I'm completely in love
with you for having it.

1475
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:38,203
Samuel, you almost
ruined everything, and...

1476
01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:40,243
Shh. Please.

1477
01:13:40,311 --> 01:13:42,211
It's
the seventh month.

1478
01:13:42,279 --> 01:13:44,247
The baby
can hear you.

1479
01:13:44,315 --> 01:13:46,875
How do you know that?

1480
01:13:46,951 --> 01:13:48,714
I've been
reading up...

1481
01:13:48,786 --> 01:13:50,219
Dr. Brazelton,

1482
01:13:50,287 --> 01:13:52,221
<i>What To Expect When</i>
<i>You're Expecting.</i>

1483
01:13:52,289 --> 01:13:54,223
I've been
to a Lamaze class.

1484
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,691
I was the only
single father there.

1485
01:13:56,761 --> 01:13:57,887
Really?

1486
01:13:57,962 --> 01:13:59,554
And I sold
the Porsche.

1487
01:13:59,630 --> 01:14:01,359
Oh, I don't believe that.

1488
01:14:01,432 --> 01:14:03,730
Yep. Marty gave me
a terrible deal

1489
01:14:03,801 --> 01:14:05,564
on a big family car.

1490
01:14:05,636 --> 01:14:06,728
He did?

1491
01:14:06,804 --> 01:14:08,237
Yes.
It's parked outside.

1492
01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:10,239
Car seat,
family extras.

1493
01:14:11,642 --> 01:14:13,735
It just needs
a family.

1494
01:14:17,815 --> 01:14:19,339
And, um...

1495
01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:23,718
there's this.

1496
01:14:33,663 --> 01:14:35,426
Open it.

1497
01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:48,810
Would you be my wife?

1498
01:14:51,347 --> 01:14:52,644
Yes.

1499
01:15:01,558 --> 01:15:03,287
Yes!

1500
01:15:06,496 --> 01:15:08,430
On one condition.

1501
01:15:08,498 --> 01:15:10,625
O.K.

1502
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:12,395
Lose the earring.

1503
01:15:13,870 --> 01:15:15,303
It's gone.

1504
01:15:57,347 --> 01:15:58,780
Ah!

1505
01:16:06,856 --> 01:16:08,118
Thank you.

1506
01:16:08,191 --> 01:16:09,624
I've always wanted

1507
01:16:09,692 --> 01:16:11,626
to be carried
over a threshold.

1508
01:16:11,694 --> 01:16:12,786
Unh.

1509
01:16:12,862 --> 01:16:14,295
Are you all right?

1510
01:16:14,364 --> 01:16:16,798
Yeah. I've got
something to show you.

1511
01:16:16,866 --> 01:16:17,958
Yeah?

1512
01:16:27,377 --> 01:16:28,969
Oh, Samuel.

1513
01:16:32,815 --> 01:16:34,749
It's...

1514
01:16:34,817 --> 01:16:37,217
It's beautiful.

1515
01:16:37,287 --> 01:16:40,256
You did this
all by yourself?

1516
01:16:40,323 --> 01:16:42,416
Uh, yeah. Yeah.

1517
01:16:44,327 --> 01:16:45,760
Thank you.

1518
01:16:49,332 --> 01:16:51,266
It's perfect.

1519
01:17:05,848 --> 01:17:07,782
How are you feeling,
love?

1520
01:17:07,850 --> 01:17:09,283
Oh, O.K.

1521
01:17:09,352 --> 01:17:11,286
My feet are
really swollen.

1522
01:17:11,354 --> 01:17:13,288
My back's killing me.

1523
01:17:13,356 --> 01:17:14,789
Well, look.

1524
01:17:14,857 --> 01:17:16,290
Leave this to me.

1525
01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:18,623
I'm going to pull
a few strings.

1526
01:17:18,695 --> 01:17:19,787
All right.

1527
01:17:22,865 --> 01:17:25,231
Hi. Look, I'm sorry
to bother you.

1528
01:17:25,301 --> 01:17:27,929
My wife's pregnant,
she's due in two weeks,

1529
01:17:28,004 --> 01:17:29,733
and I was wondering...

1530
01:17:29,806 --> 01:17:31,068
Lili.

1531
01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:34,577
Samuel. Oh.

1532
01:17:34,644 --> 01:17:36,236
Hi. What a coincidence.

1533
01:17:36,312 --> 01:17:37,904
How... How long... How long...

1534
01:17:37,981 --> 01:17:40,245
How long have you
been working here?

1535
01:17:40,316 --> 01:17:41,749
Three weeks.

1536
01:17:41,818 --> 01:17:43,752
Three weeks.

1537
01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:45,253
How are things?

1538
01:17:46,823 --> 01:17:48,188
Busy.

1539
01:17:51,461 --> 01:17:53,258
Obviously.

1540
01:17:53,329 --> 01:17:54,762
So listen, Lili,

1541
01:17:54,831 --> 01:17:58,267
how long is the wait
for a table going to be?

1542
01:17:58,334 --> 01:17:59,926
Give me
a few minutes.

1543
01:18:00,003 --> 01:18:01,732
I'll seat you
right away.

1544
01:18:01,804 --> 01:18:03,271
O.K. Great.

1545
01:18:03,339 --> 01:18:04,431
Great.

1546
01:18:06,843 --> 01:18:08,777
Well, <i>succes.</i>

1547
01:18:08,845 --> 01:18:10,938
She's just setting
the table now.

1548
01:18:11,014 --> 01:18:12,276
You know her?

1549
01:18:12,348 --> 01:18:13,474
Who?

1550
01:18:13,549 --> 01:18:14,914
The hostess.

1551
01:18:14,984 --> 01:18:16,781
The hostess?

1552
01:18:16,853 --> 01:18:19,515
I've never seen her
before in my life.

1553
01:18:19,589 --> 01:18:20,556
Samuel!

1554
01:18:26,062 --> 01:18:27,859
She called you Samuel.

1555
01:18:27,930 --> 01:18:29,227
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1556
01:18:29,299 --> 01:18:30,766
That's my name.

1557
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:33,233
Yeah, but you're
on a first-name basis

1558
01:18:33,303 --> 01:18:35,498
with a woman you've
never seen before?

1559
01:18:35,571 --> 01:18:37,869
Well, she took
my first name. See?

1560
01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,737
Some places take
the first name.

1561
01:18:39,809 --> 01:18:41,640
Some places,
they use last names.

1562
01:18:41,711 --> 01:18:43,406
Here, they use
first names.

1563
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:44,411
Oh.

1564
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,572
You're silly.

1565
01:18:45,648 --> 01:18:46,740
You're paranoid.

1566
01:18:46,816 --> 01:18:47,908
Oh.

1567
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:49,144
Go on.

1568
01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:54,752
Aah!

1569
01:18:54,824 --> 01:18:56,018
What is it?

1570
01:18:56,092 --> 01:18:58,287
Aah... shit!

1571
01:18:58,361 --> 01:18:59,589
What? What?

1572
01:18:59,662 --> 01:19:01,095
I cut my hand.

1573
01:19:01,164 --> 01:19:02,256
Wow, that's bad.

1574
01:19:02,332 --> 01:19:03,424
Samuel...

1575
01:19:03,499 --> 01:19:05,433
Hang on.
This is quite serious.

1576
01:19:05,501 --> 01:19:06,763
That needs stitches.

1577
01:19:06,836 --> 01:19:08,269
Samuel,
my water broke.

1578
01:19:08,338 --> 01:19:09,600
We'll get you another.

1579
01:19:09,672 --> 01:19:11,139
No. My water broke.

1580
01:19:11,207 --> 01:19:13,107
<i>This</i> water broke?

1581
01:19:13,176 --> 01:19:14,268
Yeah.

1582
01:19:14,344 --> 01:19:15,709
That means it's time.

1583
01:19:15,778 --> 01:19:16,904
That's right.

1584
01:19:16,979 --> 01:19:19,277
We got to go
to the hospital.

1585
01:19:19,349 --> 01:19:20,509
Well, go! Go!

1586
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,813
Wait! Wait for me!

1587
01:19:27,090 --> 01:19:29,422
I got the doctor's
machine again.

1588
01:19:29,492 --> 01:19:30,891
Where could he be,

1589
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,757
at some bloody
doctor's party?

1590
01:19:32,829 --> 01:19:34,729
Come on.
<i>Please</i> go faster.

1591
01:19:34,797 --> 01:19:36,765
When did you sell
the Porsche?

1592
01:19:39,135 --> 01:19:41,000
I knew it.

1593
01:19:41,070 --> 01:19:42,002
What, hon?

1594
01:19:42,071 --> 01:19:44,062
You slept with her,
didn't you,

1595
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,233
while we were apart?

1596
01:19:46,309 --> 01:19:47,742
It was completely
innocent.

1597
01:19:47,810 --> 01:19:49,243
Nothing happened.

1598
01:19:49,312 --> 01:19:51,246
I was completely
faithful to you.

1599
01:19:51,314 --> 01:19:52,906
Lili, wasn't I
completely faithful?

1600
01:19:52,982 --> 01:19:54,415
Completely faithful.

1601
01:19:54,484 --> 01:19:55,917
I don't believe you.

1602
01:19:55,985 --> 01:19:57,247
If it was innocent,

1603
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,413
why did you lie
about knowing her?

1604
01:19:59,489 --> 01:20:03,220
Because you were
in a fragile state.

1605
01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:05,556
I'm in a more
fragile state now.

1606
01:20:05,628 --> 01:20:08,256
I swear on the life
of my child

1607
01:20:08,331 --> 01:20:10,231
I did not sleep
with her.

1608
01:20:12,702 --> 01:20:15,227
Samuel, stop!

1609
01:20:15,304 --> 01:20:16,396
Jeez!

1610
01:20:18,141 --> 01:20:19,608
- Aah!
- Aah!

1611
01:20:19,675 --> 01:20:21,165
- Aah!
- Aah!

1612
01:20:22,879 --> 01:20:24,210
Oh.

1613
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,269
Jesus.

1614
01:20:28,317 --> 01:20:30,342
You stupid
son of a bitch!

1615
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:32,786
He has
a heart condition!

1616
01:20:32,855 --> 01:20:35,289
Learn to drive!

1617
01:20:35,358 --> 01:20:37,485
What?

1618
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,721
George,
are you all right?

1619
01:20:39,796 --> 01:20:41,730
I'm having
chest pains.

1620
01:20:41,798 --> 01:20:43,595
I'll call an ambulance.

1621
01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:46,499
Look, I'm on the way
to the hospital,

1622
01:20:46,569 --> 01:20:48,059
if you'd like a ride.

1623
01:20:59,315 --> 01:21:01,249
Where is Dr. Green?

1624
01:21:01,317 --> 01:21:03,911
Get off the phone
and drive,

1625
01:21:03,986 --> 01:21:05,749
Limey scumbag!

1626
01:21:05,822 --> 01:21:08,256
Leave me alone,
you mad witch!

1627
01:21:08,324 --> 01:21:09,416
Aah!

1628
01:21:09,492 --> 01:21:11,426
Sorry. Where is
Dr. Green?

1629
01:21:11,494 --> 01:21:13,155
You tried
his home number?

1630
01:21:13,229 --> 01:21:14,161
Yes.

1631
01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:15,162
His beeper?

1632
01:21:15,231 --> 01:21:16,425
Yes. No!

1633
01:21:16,499 --> 01:21:17,932
You have that number?

1634
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,592
Yeah. It's around
here somewhere.

1635
01:21:25,641 --> 01:21:28,235
Oh, where is that
bloody number?

1636
01:21:29,679 --> 01:21:30,873
Uh...

1637
01:21:30,947 --> 01:21:32,209
Samuel?

1638
01:21:32,281 --> 01:21:34,181
It's a bicycle!

1639
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:35,274
Aah!

1640
01:21:44,594 --> 01:21:46,858
Jesus.

1641
01:21:46,929 --> 01:21:49,295
I'm sorry.
Are you all right?

1642
01:21:49,365 --> 01:21:50,730
My leg is broken.

1643
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,028
Help me!

1644
01:21:52,101 --> 01:21:53,227
Help me!

1645
01:21:53,302 --> 01:21:54,394
Yes. Help!

1646
01:21:54,470 --> 01:21:56,563
Just stay there.
Just stay there.

1647
01:21:56,639 --> 01:21:59,904
Are you trying to kill
everyone in San Francisco,

1648
01:21:59,976 --> 01:22:01,068
you asshole?

1649
01:22:01,143 --> 01:22:03,737
We don't have time
for this!

1650
01:22:03,813 --> 01:22:06,304
My husband is having
a heart attack!

1651
01:22:06,382 --> 01:22:08,145
Oh! Ow!

1652
01:22:09,819 --> 01:22:10,979
Ohh!

1653
01:22:11,053 --> 01:22:13,078
Ow! Where are
you taking me?

1654
01:22:13,155 --> 01:22:15,919
Shut up or I'll break
the other leg!

1655
01:22:29,272 --> 01:22:30,705
Ah! You! Over here!

1656
01:22:30,773 --> 01:22:33,537
I've got stitches,
heart attack, woman in labor,

1657
01:22:33,609 --> 01:22:35,042
oh, and broken leg.

1658
01:22:35,111 --> 01:22:36,203
Aah!

1659
01:22:36,279 --> 01:22:37,678
Sorry. Sorry.

1660
01:22:37,747 --> 01:22:39,044
Oh, my God.

1661
01:22:39,115 --> 01:22:40,548
Come quick!

1662
01:22:42,652 --> 01:22:44,552
Aah! Aah!

1663
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:45,712
O.K.

1664
01:22:45,788 --> 01:22:48,723
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.

1665
01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,554
Unh! Unh!

1666
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:51,923
Aah!

1667
01:22:51,994 --> 01:22:53,723
Please. Please.

1668
01:22:53,796 --> 01:22:55,058
Please. Please.

1669
01:22:55,131 --> 01:22:56,223
She's... Please.

1670
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,233
Oh!

1671
01:22:59,302 --> 01:23:01,236
Lady, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1672
01:23:01,304 --> 01:23:02,737
It's all right,
honey.

1673
01:23:02,805 --> 01:23:04,238
I beg your pardon.

1674
01:23:04,307 --> 01:23:05,331
It's all right.

1675
01:23:10,813 --> 01:23:12,371
Aah!

1676
01:23:12,448 --> 01:23:14,109
Aah!

1677
01:23:15,785 --> 01:23:18,413
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Are you all right?

1678
01:23:18,487 --> 01:23:20,546
Get me out of here.

1679
01:23:20,623 --> 01:23:21,920
May I help you?

1680
01:23:21,991 --> 01:23:23,583
Rebecca Faulkner
for Dr. Green.

1681
01:23:23,659 --> 01:23:24,751
Her water's broken.

1682
01:23:24,827 --> 01:23:26,260
I'll get the doctor.

1683
01:23:26,329 --> 01:23:27,421
Come on. Move!

1684
01:23:27,496 --> 01:23:28,861
Hey! Don't push me.

1685
01:23:28,931 --> 01:23:30,193
I'll get the doctor.

1686
01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:31,426
How are you?

1687
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:32,694
The baby's ready.

1688
01:23:32,768 --> 01:23:34,360
What do you mean,
ready?

1689
01:23:34,437 --> 01:23:35,699
To come out!

1690
01:23:35,771 --> 01:23:37,204
Jesus Christ almighty,

1691
01:23:37,273 --> 01:23:38,934
where is
the bloody doctor?

1692
01:23:39,008 --> 01:23:40,873
Here I am.

1693
01:23:40,943 --> 01:23:42,205
- Aah!
- Aah!

1694
01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:43,643
Please don't do that.

1695
01:23:43,713 --> 01:23:45,203
No. No.

1696
01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:46,714
Hi. Where's Dr. Green?

1697
01:23:46,782 --> 01:23:48,443
Where's our doctor?

1698
01:23:48,517 --> 01:23:49,711
Miami.

1699
01:23:49,785 --> 01:23:52,549
He's on vacation.
You are two weeks early.

1700
01:23:52,622 --> 01:23:55,216
You're not the replacement
doctor, are you?

1701
01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:56,417
Yes, I am.

1702
01:23:56,492 --> 01:23:58,619
No. No.

1703
01:23:58,694 --> 01:24:00,161
I want
someone else.

1704
01:24:00,229 --> 01:24:01,560
There is nobody else.

1705
01:24:01,631 --> 01:24:03,895
There must be!
Find me another doctor!

1706
01:24:03,966 --> 01:24:06,298
There's no one else!
All right?

1707
01:24:06,369 --> 01:24:07,893
It is a full moon.

1708
01:24:07,970 --> 01:24:10,336
Everybody has gone into labor.
Look around!

1709
01:24:10,406 --> 01:24:13,068
There are not enough
doctors and nurses.

1710
01:24:13,142 --> 01:24:15,007
There are not
enough delivery rooms.

1711
01:24:15,077 --> 01:24:17,739
Unless you want to deliver
this baby yourself,

1712
01:24:17,813 --> 01:24:19,508
follow me!

1713
01:24:19,582 --> 01:24:21,174
Ow!

1714
01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,241
Oh, God! I'm O.K.

1715
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,253
I'm a little nervous,
O. K?

1716
01:24:25,321 --> 01:24:27,289
It's my first delivery.

1717
01:24:29,758 --> 01:24:31,419
If there aren't
any rooms,

1718
01:24:31,493 --> 01:24:33,427
where is she
having the baby?

1719
01:24:33,495 --> 01:24:35,429
I'll put her
with another patient.

1720
01:24:35,497 --> 01:24:36,759
We're sharing a room?

1721
01:24:36,832 --> 01:24:39,460
I'm sorry. We're a little
overbooked, O. K?

1722
01:24:39,535 --> 01:24:40,797
Let's go. Let's go.

1723
01:24:40,869 --> 01:24:42,097
Get this woman

1724
01:24:42,170 --> 01:24:43,762
on the delivery table
immediately,

1725
01:24:43,839 --> 01:24:44,999
if not later.

1726
01:24:45,073 --> 01:24:46,267
Come on. Let's go.

1727
01:24:46,341 --> 01:24:47,968
Where are you taking me?

1728
01:24:48,043 --> 01:24:50,136
You're looking good.

1729
01:24:50,212 --> 01:24:51,941
You're dilated
to 7 centimeters.

1730
01:24:52,014 --> 01:24:53,379
How much is that?

1731
01:24:53,448 --> 01:24:54,847
O. K? Got it?

1732
01:24:54,917 --> 01:24:56,612
She's very good, O. K?

1733
01:24:56,685 --> 01:24:58,050
You look uncomfortable.

1734
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:00,111
I'm going
to raise you down.

1735
01:25:00,188 --> 01:25:01,849
No! Don't touch
anything!

1736
01:25:01,924 --> 01:25:03,949
All right.
Get somebody over here!

1737
01:25:04,026 --> 01:25:05,118
Hey, buddy.

1738
01:25:05,193 --> 01:25:06,285
No!

1739
01:25:06,361 --> 01:25:07,953
What are you doing here?

1740
01:25:08,030 --> 01:25:09,292
I'm cruising
for chicks.

1741
01:25:09,364 --> 01:25:10,831
I'm having a baby!

1742
01:25:10,899 --> 01:25:12,696
Hi. Hi!

1743
01:25:12,768 --> 01:25:14,793
How you feeling?

1744
01:25:14,870 --> 01:25:16,963
Isn't this terrible,
just terrible?

1745
01:25:17,039 --> 01:25:18,301
Sounds very good.

1746
01:25:18,373 --> 01:25:19,635
Where's my husband?

1747
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,676
It's a full moon!

1748
01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:23,335
Women are
spouting them out!

1749
01:25:23,412 --> 01:25:24,811
Good.
Everybody's old friends.

1750
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,142
Back to work!

1751
01:25:26,214 --> 01:25:27,340
Smile, Doc.

1752
01:25:27,416 --> 01:25:28,576
How's she doing?

1753
01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:30,311
Great.
God bless America, O. K?

1754
01:25:30,385 --> 01:25:31,750
Ooh...

1755
01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:33,253
Honey, smile for me.

1756
01:25:33,322 --> 01:25:35,916
I love you. Smile.
You're so beautiful.

1757
01:25:35,991 --> 01:25:38,687
It's not bad, is it?
It doesn't hurt.

1758
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,751
I want something
for the pain.

1759
01:25:40,829 --> 01:25:42,763
O.K. I'll get you
something.

1760
01:25:42,831 --> 01:25:44,264
Knock me out!

1761
01:25:44,333 --> 01:25:47,928
Knock me ow-ow-ow...

1762
01:25:48,003 --> 01:25:49,937
Give her something
for the pain!

1763
01:25:50,005 --> 01:25:51,768
You don't want
natural childbirth?

1764
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,000
No!

1765
01:25:53,075 --> 01:25:55,100
O.K.
You want Anastasia?

1766
01:25:55,177 --> 01:25:56,109
What?

1767
01:25:56,178 --> 01:25:57,270
Drugs, yes?

1768
01:25:57,346 --> 01:25:58,278
Yes!

1769
01:25:58,347 --> 01:26:00,212
Give me a moment.
I'm thinking.

1770
01:26:00,282 --> 01:26:01,943
You mean
you don't know?

1771
01:26:02,017 --> 01:26:02,949
Kind of.

1772
01:26:03,018 --> 01:26:04,451
Think,
you Commie bastard!

1773
01:26:04,519 --> 01:26:06,282
Shut up,
you Limey prick!

1774
01:26:06,355 --> 01:26:07,617
Sorry.

1775
01:26:07,689 --> 01:26:09,281
I can't take
the pressure.

1776
01:26:09,358 --> 01:26:10,689
Don't yell at me.

1777
01:26:10,759 --> 01:26:12,784
Yes. Yes. It's fine.

1778
01:26:12,861 --> 01:26:13,953
Oh...

1779
01:26:14,029 --> 01:26:15,462
Valium.

1780
01:26:15,530 --> 01:26:17,191
Valium's
no good for her!

1781
01:26:17,265 --> 01:26:18,459
No, for me!

1782
01:26:18,533 --> 01:26:19,465
No!

1783
01:26:19,534 --> 01:26:20,626
I've got it!

1784
01:26:20,702 --> 01:26:21,964
Oh, thank God!

1785
01:26:22,037 --> 01:26:24,301
Nurse,
call the anesthesiologist.

1786
01:26:24,373 --> 01:26:26,307
This woman needs an enema.

1787
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:27,307
An enema?

1788
01:26:27,376 --> 01:26:28,365
- Enema?
- Enema?

1789
01:26:28,443 --> 01:26:30,809
No. Uh...
she needs a pedicure!

1790
01:26:30,879 --> 01:26:32,870
This ain't
no beauty parlor.

1791
01:26:32,948 --> 01:26:34,074
Epitaph.

1792
01:26:34,149 --> 01:26:36,242
She's not dead,
you moron!

1793
01:26:36,318 --> 01:26:38,115
Epidermis?
What is it, Epilady?

1794
01:26:38,186 --> 01:26:39,881
Epidural, asshole!

1795
01:26:39,955 --> 01:26:42,651
That's right! Yes!
That's what I mean.

1796
01:26:42,724 --> 01:26:44,783
Epidural.
Epidural.

1797
01:26:44,860 --> 01:26:46,418
I always
get those confused...

1798
01:26:46,495 --> 01:26:47,928
enema, pedicure, epidermal.

1799
01:26:47,996 --> 01:26:49,827
I should buy myself
a clitoris.

1800
01:26:49,898 --> 01:26:51,092
A <i>thesaurus.</i>

1801
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,293
You don't know
what a clitoris is.

1802
01:26:53,368 --> 01:26:55,928
What are you doing?
Go away from here.

1803
01:26:56,004 --> 01:26:58,131
I'm proud of you.
I love you.

1804
01:26:58,206 --> 01:27:00,140
I hate you!

1805
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:02,768
You did this to me,

1806
01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:05,779
you miserable piece of
dick-brained horseshit

1807
01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:09,977
slime-sucking
son of a whore bitch!

1808
01:27:10,052 --> 01:27:11,451
That's perfect,
sweetheart.

1809
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:14,114
The kids will love it.
I'll put it...

1810
01:27:14,189 --> 01:27:15,281
Ooh!

1811
01:27:15,357 --> 01:27:18,292
Get out! Get out!
You're the one!

1812
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:19,622
You are the one!

1813
01:27:19,695 --> 01:27:21,287
Hi, everyone.
I'm Dr. Newsoe.

1814
01:27:21,363 --> 01:27:23,297
I'm here to administer
the epidural.

1815
01:27:23,365 --> 01:27:25,299
Oh, yes! Thank God!

1816
01:27:25,367 --> 01:27:27,801
You inject that thing
into my wife?

1817
01:27:27,869 --> 01:27:30,531
Mm-hmm.
Right into her spine.

1818
01:27:30,605 --> 01:27:33,039
Mm-hmm. Good. Excellent.

1819
01:27:33,108 --> 01:27:35,235
Whoa... hey!

1820
01:27:35,310 --> 01:27:37,278
Look, you see?

1821
01:27:37,345 --> 01:27:39,745
That is why women
have the babies...

1822
01:27:39,815 --> 01:27:42,511
because men
can't handle the pa-aa...

1823
01:27:42,584 --> 01:27:44,381
Hey, you guys!

1824
01:27:44,453 --> 01:27:45,750
Get some smelling salts

1825
01:27:45,821 --> 01:27:48,415
and get these men up
off the floor!

1826
01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:50,754
Help me! Help me!

1827
01:27:52,327 --> 01:27:55,262
I need some help.
I need some help.

1828
01:27:55,330 --> 01:27:56,763
Oh!

1829
01:27:56,832 --> 01:27:58,231
- Aah!
- Aah!

1830
01:27:58,300 --> 01:27:59,892
No time
for an epidural.

1831
01:27:59,968 --> 01:28:00,957
Why?

1832
01:28:01,036 --> 01:28:02,264
No time, Doctor.

1833
01:28:02,337 --> 01:28:05,067
I checked her cervix.
She's dilated to 10.

1834
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:08,598
Doctor, this woman
is also dilated to 10.

1835
01:28:08,677 --> 01:28:09,974
Hi, everybody.
Smile big!

1836
01:28:10,045 --> 01:28:11,603
Give me a smile.

1837
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,079
What are you doing?

1838
01:28:13,148 --> 01:28:15,673
I'm making you a souvenir.
Isn't it great?

1839
01:28:15,751 --> 01:28:17,651
Get that thing
off her face!

1840
01:28:17,719 --> 01:28:19,277
Give it to me!

1841
01:28:19,354 --> 01:28:22,323
No! I got a great shot
of the head!

1842
01:28:22,390 --> 01:28:24,358
Asshole.

1843
01:28:24,426 --> 01:28:26,018
You broke my camera.

1844
01:28:26,094 --> 01:28:27,721
Ooh!

1845
01:28:27,796 --> 01:28:29,559
Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.

1846
01:28:29,631 --> 01:28:31,098
I got carried away.

1847
01:28:32,467 --> 01:28:34,196
Bastard!

1848
01:28:34,269 --> 01:28:35,293
Be right back.

1849
01:28:40,308 --> 01:28:42,173
It's too late
for the medication!

1850
01:28:42,244 --> 01:28:43,575
Hold on! I'm coming!

1851
01:28:43,645 --> 01:28:46,273
Whoa! Oh!

1852
01:28:46,348 --> 01:28:47,838
Keep breathing.

1853
01:28:47,916 --> 01:28:48,848
Breathe. Breathe.

1854
01:28:55,090 --> 01:28:56,057
Oh!

1855
01:28:57,626 --> 01:29:01,756
I cannot believe
you're fighting now!

1856
01:29:01,830 --> 01:29:03,263
This is my moment.

1857
01:29:03,331 --> 01:29:04,423
Your moment.

1858
01:29:04,499 --> 01:29:05,830
This is my miracle.

1859
01:29:07,502 --> 01:29:09,993
Samuel!

1860
01:29:11,439 --> 01:29:12,770
Aah! Oh!

1861
01:29:12,841 --> 01:29:14,604
5, 6, 7...

1862
01:29:14,709 --> 01:29:16,267
Now we're ready

1863
01:29:16,344 --> 01:29:18,278
for the final push,
all right?

1864
01:29:18,346 --> 01:29:19,779
And you push!

1865
01:29:19,848 --> 01:29:21,281
There you go!

1866
01:29:21,349 --> 01:29:23,283
And... she's out!

1867
01:29:25,353 --> 01:29:27,287
Nurse.

1868
01:29:27,355 --> 01:29:29,255
The clamp.

1869
01:29:29,324 --> 01:29:32,054
There we go.
And the scissors.

1870
01:29:32,127 --> 01:29:34,459
And she's free from you.

1871
01:29:34,529 --> 01:29:37,987
You have a girl,
unless I cut the wrong cord.

1872
01:29:38,066 --> 01:29:40,364
Bad joke.

1873
01:29:43,305 --> 01:29:45,739
Go see Papa.

1874
01:29:47,709 --> 01:29:49,734
O.K.

1875
01:29:49,811 --> 01:29:51,745
Congratulations, Papa.

1876
01:29:51,813 --> 01:29:54,077
You have a big,
beautiful girl.

1877
01:29:54,149 --> 01:29:57,118
Can we still
call her Samuel?

1878
01:29:57,185 --> 01:29:59,745
She's not yours.
She's yours.

1879
01:29:59,821 --> 01:30:01,254
No, she's not.

1880
01:30:01,323 --> 01:30:02,915
I've already got
three girls!

1881
01:30:02,991 --> 01:30:04,925
Four, actually,
counting this one.

1882
01:30:04,993 --> 01:30:06,085
Holy shit!

1883
01:30:09,164 --> 01:30:10,290
Oh...

1884
01:30:10,365 --> 01:30:12,265
Aah! Aah!

1885
01:30:12,334 --> 01:30:14,165
What's going on here,
honey?

1886
01:30:14,236 --> 01:30:16,170
I bought
all that cowboy stuff

1887
01:30:16,238 --> 01:30:19,264
and the sports stuff
and all the other stuff.

1888
01:30:19,341 --> 01:30:21,901
Is there another one
in there, honey?

1889
01:30:21,977 --> 01:30:23,103
Isn't she beautiful?

1890
01:30:23,178 --> 01:30:26,375
Yes, but how's she going
to play for the 49ers?

1891
01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:27,779
She could play.

1892
01:30:27,849 --> 01:30:29,441
No. You think so?

1893
01:30:29,517 --> 01:30:31,542
Yeah. She could do anything.

1894
01:30:31,620 --> 01:30:32,712
Yeah.

1895
01:30:32,787 --> 01:30:34,118
A pretty good arm.

1896
01:30:34,189 --> 01:30:35,213
Push!

1897
01:30:35,290 --> 01:30:38,225
1, 2, 3, 4...

1898
01:30:38,293 --> 01:30:41,228
5, 6, 7, 8...

1899
01:30:41,296 --> 01:30:42,729
9, 10.

1900
01:30:42,797 --> 01:30:45,231
Come on.
Work for your baby.

1901
01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:47,234
Aah!

1902
01:30:47,302 --> 01:30:48,735
All right!

1903
01:30:48,803 --> 01:30:52,239
I know it hurts,
but you have to come back now.

1904
01:30:52,307 --> 01:30:53,740
Listen to me, O. K?

1905
01:30:53,808 --> 01:30:55,742
I don't want you
to tear.

1906
01:30:55,810 --> 01:30:57,744
You have to control
your push.

1907
01:30:57,812 --> 01:31:00,246
It's burning.
It's burning.

1908
01:31:00,315 --> 01:31:01,839
Pant.

1909
01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:04,408
There you go.
The baby's head is out.

1910
01:31:04,486 --> 01:31:05,510
Bulb syringe.

1911
01:31:05,587 --> 01:31:08,750
One more push,
and you will see your baby.

1912
01:31:08,823 --> 01:31:10,757
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1913
01:31:10,825 --> 01:31:13,259
That's it...
the final push!

1914
01:31:13,328 --> 01:31:14,761
There we go. Ready?

1915
01:31:14,829 --> 01:31:16,262
Easy. Easy.

1916
01:31:16,331 --> 01:31:17,764
Go, baby!

1917
01:31:17,832 --> 01:31:20,266
And... he's out!

1918
01:31:22,837 --> 01:31:24,771
You had it!

1919
01:31:24,839 --> 01:31:26,773
Another clamp, please.

1920
01:31:26,841 --> 01:31:28,536
Another clamp.

1921
01:31:28,610 --> 01:31:30,202
Open your eyes.

1922
01:31:30,278 --> 01:31:32,439
Take a look
at your son.

1923
01:31:34,783 --> 01:31:36,216
You have a boy.

1924
01:31:36,284 --> 01:31:37,717
A beautiful boy.

1925
01:31:46,294 --> 01:31:48,228
Say hello to Papa.

1926
01:31:49,798 --> 01:31:50,890
Thanks.

1927
01:31:50,966 --> 01:31:52,058
You're welcome.

1928
01:31:52,133 --> 01:31:53,896
Thank you
for choosing me.

1929
01:31:53,969 --> 01:31:55,231
He's very handsome.

1930
01:31:55,303 --> 01:31:57,362
He's got very big
testicles, too.

1931
01:31:57,439 --> 01:31:59,236
Well, yes.
He would have.

1932
01:32:06,314 --> 01:32:08,578
Hey.

1933
01:32:08,650 --> 01:32:09,742
Thanks.

1934
01:32:09,818 --> 01:32:12,082
See this?

1935
01:32:12,153 --> 01:32:14,144
I know. It's great,
isn't it?

1936
01:32:16,324 --> 01:32:18,258
We...

1937
01:32:18,326 --> 01:32:20,260
We're a family.

1938
01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:26,266
Thanks.

1939
01:32:57,298 --> 01:32:58,731
Hey.

1940
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:00,734
I think she's
looking at me.

1941
01:33:00,802 --> 01:33:02,235
She's got your eyes.

1942
01:33:02,303 --> 01:33:03,395
Think so?

1943
01:33:03,471 --> 01:33:04,938
Yeah, and your hair,

1944
01:33:05,006 --> 01:33:07,065
and your figure,
in fact.

1945
01:33:07,142 --> 01:33:08,234
Shut up.

1946
01:33:09,811 --> 01:33:12,746
I guess having another
girl's not so bad.

1947
01:33:12,814 --> 01:33:15,749
You just have to keep
trying for a boy.

1948
01:33:15,817 --> 01:33:17,751
Think of all
the new positions.

1949
01:33:17,819 --> 01:33:19,753
Yeah.

1950
01:33:19,821 --> 01:33:21,413
Jesus, poor Gail.

1951
01:33:22,991 --> 01:33:24,925
Listen, I'm sorry
about your camera.

1952
01:33:24,993 --> 01:33:26,927
No. I was
out of line.

1953
01:33:26,995 --> 01:33:28,189
It's my fault.

1954
01:33:29,764 --> 01:33:30,992
Mart, um...

1955
01:33:32,767 --> 01:33:34,200
I, uh...

1956
01:33:35,770 --> 01:33:37,567
I just want
to say thanks.

1957
01:33:37,639 --> 01:33:39,971
For what?

1958
01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:41,702
Well, for today,

1959
01:33:41,776 --> 01:33:43,209
for, um...

1960
01:33:43,278 --> 01:33:45,212
Without you and Gail,

1961
01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:47,714
I just probably
wouldn't be here,

1962
01:33:47,782 --> 01:33:49,943
probably wouldn't
be a dad, so...

1963
01:33:52,287 --> 01:33:53,720
You're welcome, buddy.

1964
01:33:53,788 --> 01:33:55,255
I love you, man.

1965
01:33:55,323 --> 01:33:58,224
And I love you,
big guy!

1966
01:33:58,293 --> 01:34:00,056
Hey,
we did it, huh?

1967
01:34:00,128 --> 01:34:01,720
I'm sorry about
what happened.

1968
01:34:01,796 --> 01:34:02,922
Oh, no, no.

1969
01:34:02,997 --> 01:34:04,862
No, really. We
underestimated you.

1970
01:34:04,933 --> 01:34:05,900
Without you?

1971
01:34:05,967 --> 01:34:08,094
Come on.
We make a great team!

1972
01:34:08,169 --> 01:34:11,161
Hey, Doc, have you been
celebrating a little bit?

1973
01:34:11,239 --> 01:34:12,900
Just a little.

1974
01:34:12,974 --> 01:34:15,738
Come on. We'll crack
another bottle, O. K?

1975
01:34:15,810 --> 01:34:17,243
I'll be right back,

1976
01:34:17,312 --> 01:34:20,076
but first I have
to circumcise your son.

1977
01:34:20,148 --> 01:34:21,240
O.K.

1978
01:34:22,817 --> 01:34:23,749
What?

1979
01:34:23,818 --> 01:34:25,012
Shit!
Dr. Kosevich...

1980
01:34:36,331 --> 01:34:37,764
I'll go.

1981
01:34:47,607 --> 01:34:48,938
Shh-shh-shh.

1982
01:35:53,339 --> 01:35:54,601
Hi.

1983
01:35:54,674 --> 01:35:55,766
Hi.

1984
01:35:55,842 --> 01:35:58,436
Sorry if we woke you.
He was tense.

1985
01:35:58,511 --> 01:36:01,105
I thought we'd have
a bit of dancing.

1986
01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:02,477
Very good for tension.

1987
01:36:26,873 --> 01:36:28,568
Want to dance
with Mummy?

1988
01:36:28,641 --> 01:36:30,074
She's a professional.

1989
01:36:30,143 --> 01:36:31,576
She's better
than me.

1990
01:36:32,305 --> 01:36:38,583
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