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I was born jaundiced.

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Once I sat on a toilet seat
at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids.

4
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I've learned to live with a chicken bone
lodged in my throat for three years.

5
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So I knew dad would be devastated
when he learned my latest affliction.

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Dad, I don't want
to upset you...

7
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but my left breast is developing
significantly faster than my right.

8
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It can only mean one thing: Cancer.

9
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I'm dying.

10
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Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise
out of the fridge.

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Who's in?
Raise your hand.

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Are you coming or not,
Thomas J.?

13
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- I don't think so.
- I knew he wouldn't.

14
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I have to go home.

15
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To play with his dolls.

16
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Leave him alone.

17
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Come on. Let's go.

18
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You didn't pay me.

19
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How do I know
you'll show us one?

20
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You're a baby.

21
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All right. Here.

22
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Follow me
and don't say a word.

23
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You ready?

24
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You sure you want to see it?
Or are you yellow?

25
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I'm not chicken.

26
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Lean forward.

27
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It's empty.

28
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- You're so weird.
- I want my money back.

29
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- I was afraid of this.
- Of what?

30
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Sometimes
when we get them...

31
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they're not
completely dead.

32
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Like when they cut
a chicken's head off...

33
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and they still run around.

34
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You're full of shit.

35
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I bet she's roaming
around this house somewhere.

36
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There she is
in the rocking chair.

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Hi, Gramoo.

38
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Vada, would you bring down
my cigarettes?

39
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See you later.

40
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- Did you know he was my wood shop teacher?
- You took wood shop?

41
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I made a tie rack.

42
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- The fluid's mixed?
- Yes.

43
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Put them on the stool.

44
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Guess what?
I beat Thomas J. in Monopoly.

45
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The rack holds six ties.

46
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I still have mine.

47
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- Arthur!
- Vada!

48
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- I beat Thomas J. in Monopoly.
- Good for you.

49
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Once you put hotels on Boardwalk
and Park Place, you're a shoo-in.

50
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- I like to buy railroads.
- We're trying to work.

51
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Cruella De Vil
stole all the puppies.

52
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She was going to make
fur out of them.

53
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Hand me the cannula.

54
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<i>There he was
just-a walkin' down the street</i>

55
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<i>Singin' "doo-wah diddy-diddy
dum-diddy-doo"</i>

56
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<i>Poppin' his fingers
and a-shufflin'...</i>

57
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- Vada!
- Dad?

58
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I'm embalming my high school teacher.
Don't sing.

59
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All right, Arthur.
Slide him to me a little bit.

60
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Let's put him in
a nice model C-501...

61
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bronze stainless
Eternal Journey.

62
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He'll look like a champion.

63
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Is Mr. Harry Sultenfuss in?

64
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Sure. Come on in.

65
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Have you had
the unfortunate experience...

66
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of recently
losing a loved one?

67
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Could I see your dad
for a second?

68
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Dad! Somebody's here!

69
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He's downstairs
working on Mr. Layton.

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Prostate cancer. Once it hits
your prostate, you're a goner.

71
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How may I help you?

72
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I'm Shelly DeVoto.

73
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We spoke regarding
the makeup artist job.

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- Yes.
- It's still available, I hope?

75
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I think so.

76
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I'm a licensed cosmetologist.

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I worked for two years
at the Dino Raphael Salon.

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My customers cried
when I said I was leaving.

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I have a wonderful disposition.
I put people at ease.

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These people
are already at ease.

81
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This is not a beauty parlor.
It's a funeral parlor.

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- They're dead?
- They are.

83
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Stiffs?

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Deceased.

85
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The ad just said
"makeup artist."

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Excuse me a second,
will you?

87
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Sure.

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Hi, George.
This is a 1258.

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I didn't want
the burnished handles.

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- Is that your camper?
- Yes. It is.

91
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That's really cool.

92
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Hello.

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She's shy.

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Put it back
in the display room.

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Daddy, how come
that coffin's so small?

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They come in all sizes,
just like shoes.

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- Is it for a child?
- Of course not.

98
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Then who's it for?

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Short people.
Very short people.

100
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Excuse me.
What about the job?

101
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Pardon?

102
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I need the job.

103
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You still want it?
Even though...

104
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Sure.
It's no big deal.

105
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You see,
all my former clients...

106
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will eventually die...

107
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and all your clients
used to be alive.

108
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So they have something
in common.

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You'd do hair and makeup
and answer the phone.

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- You've got a deal.
- You can start right away.

111
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Call me Harry.

112
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Is this what
you'd normally...

113
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wear for work?

114
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Don't get me wrong.
I like it.

115
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- But...
- I'll take good care of these people.

116
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They deserve it.
They're dead.

117
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All they've got left
is their looks.

118
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Look at this.
No feet.

119
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Wow.
A real Evel Knievel.

120
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What are you doing in my garage?!

121
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Get out of here!

122
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Hi, Veda.
What's wrong today?

123
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I'm very sick.

124
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Take a seat.
I'll check if the doctor can see you.

125
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Vada's here.
She says she's sick.

126
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She looks all right.

127
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He'll see you.

128
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Why don't you go in?

129
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Well, what is it?
I can handle it.

130
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You're perfectly healthy.

131
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That can't be.
I have the classic symptoms.

132
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Did they bring
Mr. Layton to your house?

133
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- Yes.
- You've got to stop this.

134
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There's absolutely
nothing wrong with you.

135
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I'll just have to get
a second opinion.

136
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What did he say
is wrong with you?

137
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The whole medical profession
is a crock.

138
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Wait up for me!

139
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- Look!
- At what?

140
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That's Mr. Bixler.
Let's go talk to him.

141
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I don't want to talk
to no teacher.

142
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Mademoiselle Sultenfuss
and the amazing Dr. J.

143
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- How's your summer?
- Okay.

144
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Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books
for summer reading.

145
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Really? Already?
The summer's just begun.

146
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Yes. Now I'm reading
"War and Peace" for fun.

147
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No wonder
you're my prize pupil.

148
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- What about you, Thomas J.?
- I haven't started.

149
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Get on his case, Vada.

150
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How come you're painting
this house?

151
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Well, I just bought it.
Now I'm fixing it up.

152
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This is one big house
for one single person.

153
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Well, you never can tell.

154
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I might get a pet.

155
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How are you going to pay
for this house if you're not working?

156
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I'm going to teach
creative writing.

157
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- I'm doing some work.
- How much does it cost?

158
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- Thirty-five dollars.
- What do you get for that?

159
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Me. Two hours a week
talking about poetry.

160
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Is this an interrogation, Vada?

161
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No.

162
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Well, I guess I'll go home
and finish off "War and Peace."

163
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It's summer.
You're kids. Go play.

164
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Want to go to Gray's Orchard
and pick some peaches?

165
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No. I'm going home.

166
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Why? It's not dinner time yet.

167
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You're like a dog.
You just go home to eat.

168
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Don't pee on the hydrant!

169
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<i>Bill</i>

170
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<i>I love you so
I always will</i>

171
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<i>I look at you
and see the passion</i>

172
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<i>Eyes of May</i>

173
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<i>Oh, but am I ever
gonna see</i>

174
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<i>My wedding day</i>

175
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Trooper Gwynn called.
There was a big accident.

176
00:14:06,664 --> 00:14:08,097
They're bringing
in two tomorrow.

177
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:10,599
Excuse me.
I finished Mr. Layton's hair.

178
00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,397
He kind of looked...

179
00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:15,165
- What's wrong with her?
- She's pretending.

180
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,104
Get up and eat your broccoli.

181
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,273
I think it's my prostate.

182
00:14:21,345 --> 00:14:23,074
Something like
a" Sky Lounge? ''

183
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:24,774
How many removals...?

184
00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:29,182
<i>I got rhythm
I got music</i>

185
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<i>I got my man
Who could ask for anything more</i>

186
00:14:34,358 --> 00:14:36,656
<i>I got daisies</i>

187
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<i>In green pastures</i>

188
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I had a body
in my bedroom.

189
00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:44,131
<i>I got my man
Who could ask for anything more</i>

190
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,969
- Who's winning?
- I am.

191
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,580
Look!
Vada and her little boyfriend.

192
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,617
He's not my boyfriend.

193
00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:03,016
I bet she kisses him
on the lips.

194
00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:07,524
- You think I'd kiss that ugly thing?
- Yeah, anyway.

195
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:09,081
Come on. Let's go.

196
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,218
Judy's father
owns the Bijou theater.

197
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,297
We see all the movies
we want for free.

198
00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:17,162
- Maybe you can come sometime?
- Don't invite her.

199
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:19,634
She'll bring her boyfriend.

200
00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:21,898
<i>Vada and Thomas</i>

201
00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:23,701
<i>Sittin' in a tree</i>

202
00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:27,642
<i>K-I-S-S-I-N-G</i>

203
00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:31,579
<i>First comes love
Then comes marriage</i>

204
00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:36,585
<i>Then comes Thomas J.
in the baby carriage</i>

205
00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:37,915
You know...

206
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:39,819
don't let them upset you.

207
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:43,690
I'm not upset.
I would never play with them.

208
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:47,525
I surround myself with people
I find intellectually stimulating.

209
00:15:53,337 --> 00:15:55,737
Want a piece of chocolate?

210
00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:59,037
- I'm allergic to it.
- To chocolate?

211
00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:01,669
- He's allergic to everything.
- Chocolate?

212
00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:04,305
To everything.

213
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,312
That's a pretty ring.

214
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,875
It's a mood ring.

215
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:11,750
- It tells my mood.
- It doesn't work.

216
00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:14,814
- It's always black.
- Only when you're around.

217
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,985
You put me
in a bad mood.

218
00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:19,062
Maybe black
means you're happy.

219
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:21,427
I don't think so.

220
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,898
Shelly,
how can I get $35?

221
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,993
She's crazy. She wants to go
to school over the summer.

222
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,595
It's not a real school.
A writing class.

223
00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:31,607
I want to be a writer.

224
00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:34,075
Her sweetie pie's
the teacher.

225
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:36,408
Shut your
big, fat mouth!

226
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,948
I think you'd make
a fine writer.

227
00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:40,984
Did you ask your dad?

228
00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,575
He won't give it to me.

229
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,678
You don't know that.

230
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,247
Ask him.

231
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,725
<i>Edith, what channel
is Cronkite on?</i>

232
00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:52,989
<i>Channel two, Archie.</i>

233
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,064
<i>The one we don't watch
because you always say...</i>

234
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,895
<i>Walter Cronkite
is a communist.</i>

235
00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:08,243
<i>I never said that, Edith.</i>

236
00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,212
<i>The man ain't all red.</i>

237
00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:14,275
<i>What's wrong with this?
Nothing's coming on.</i>

238
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,285
<i>I'll help you, Daddy.</i>

239
00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:19,516
Daddy, can I have $35?

240
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,387
That's a lot
for a little girl.

241
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:23,119
It's for school.

242
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:25,024
A summer writing class.

243
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,686
Any more soda left?

244
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,198
Shelly thinks I'd be
a good writer.

245
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:35,795
Last month you wanted to play violin.

246
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:39,172
Then you wanted to be
a ventriloquist.

247
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:40,676
Dad?

248
00:17:40,744 --> 00:17:42,974
I love this guy.

249
00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,511
- Dad
- What?

250
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,517
The money?

251
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:51,486
Maybe next summer.

252
00:17:53,357 --> 00:17:56,326
<i>He forgot about the time
I wanted to be a magician.</i>

253
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:59,624
<i>I was really great
at making myself disappear.</i>

254
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,262
Want to play?

255
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,463
No, I've got to go
to a cemetery.

256
00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:10,973
Keep your head up.

257
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,407
Don't look at the ball,
look at me.

258
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:17,174
See? You were lookin'
at the ball.

259
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:20,382
All right?
Keep your head up.

260
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,111
Gimme some skin.

261
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:21,410
Please!
Open the door, please!

262
00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:24,038
Someone open the door!
Please!

263
00:19:24,114 --> 00:19:26,309
Please, open the door!

264
00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:30,182
<i>There he was just-a walkin'
down the street</i>

265
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,188
<i>Singin' "doo-wah diddy-diddy
dum-diddy-doo"</i>

266
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,918
<i>Poppin' his fingers
and shuffling his feet</i>

267
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:39,995
What happened?

268
00:19:41,465 --> 00:19:44,059
My ball.
I lost my ball.

269
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,601
Come on.

270
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,338
Excuse me?

271
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:58,274
Could you take a look
at Mrs. Porter?

272
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,426
Didn't I give you
a picture of her?

273
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,492
You don't like it?

274
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:21,332
This was
the Reverend Porter's wife.

275
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:24,203
You have her looking
like a two-dollar hooker.

276
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:26,367
I think she looks nice.

277
00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:28,001
Her lips are very thin.

278
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:31,639
I used the gloss
to give them a sensual quality.

279
00:20:31,715 --> 00:20:35,583
And her eyes
just needed a little definition.

280
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,917
And her hair...
Nobody wears this hairdo in 1972.

281
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,320
She did.

282
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:43,359
This photo was taken a month ago
at the church food drive.

283
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:46,419
I wanted to get past
the schoolmarm image.

284
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,930
That wasn't an image.

285
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,297
She was an old schoolmarm.

286
00:20:51,368 --> 00:20:53,131
Fix it.

287
00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:04,144
I was just wondering...

288
00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:06,182
if there is anything wrong
with Vada?

289
00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:07,682
What do you mean?

290
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:10,151
- The other night...
- Oh, that. She likes to play.

291
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,882
I don't think so.

292
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:15,220
I think she's confused
about death.

293
00:21:15,325 --> 00:21:18,522
She was raised in a funeral home.
She knows a little about it.

294
00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,027
I really think...

295
00:21:20,097 --> 00:21:22,588
She's a happy
eleven-year-old girl.

296
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,166
Look...

297
00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:28,261
don't give me any advice
about my daughter, okay?

298
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:34,742
<i>Late last night
Not the night before</i>

299
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:37,541
<i>Twenty-four robbers
came a- knockin' at my door</i>

300
00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:39,912
<i>As I went out
To let them in</i>

301
00:21:39,983 --> 00:21:43,077
<i>This is what they told me
And this is what they said</i>

302
00:21:43,153 --> 00:21:45,280
<i>Patty-cake, patty- cake
Turn around</i>

303
00:21:45,355 --> 00:21:47,414
There's Shelly!

304
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,624
Can we look around
in your camper?

305
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,131
Sure. I'll give you
the royal tour.

306
00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:10,474
This is the coolest thing.

307
00:22:10,547 --> 00:22:12,378
You can really
eat and sleep here?

308
00:22:14,284 --> 00:22:16,218
I'm going to drive us
to Liverpool.

309
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,151
Big Ringo fan.

310
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,752
- Would you like a soda?
- I would.

311
00:22:22,859 --> 00:22:24,486
- Thomas?
- Yes, please.

312
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:31,529
What are you reading?

313
00:22:35,405 --> 00:22:38,135
You shouldn't be looking at that.
It's too old for you.

314
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:40,472
Did you read
all these books?

315
00:22:40,544 --> 00:22:41,977
What are they about?

316
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,775
Mostly love
and romance.

317
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,848
Gross.

318
00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:51,649
They're just fun to read.

319
00:22:51,721 --> 00:22:53,211
Here. Cheers.

320
00:22:58,161 --> 00:22:59,651
Are you married?

321
00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:01,924
No. I'm divorced.

322
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,364
Daddy says it's bad
when people get divorced.

323
00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:06,493
I know.
Sometimes married people find out...

324
00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:08,504
they can't live
with each other.

325
00:23:08,572 --> 00:23:10,199
The Meyers are divorced.

326
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:14,634
Can I have a cookie?

327
00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,505
Where are the cookies?

328
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,109
Well, I guess you found
my secret hiding place.

329
00:23:23,186 --> 00:23:25,120
What are you saving for?

330
00:23:26,189 --> 00:23:28,350
Nothing in particular.

331
00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:30,154
Just for a rainy day.

332
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,997
I'm supposed to be home
at noon for lunch.

333
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,396
Thanks.

334
00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,363
Bye.

335
00:23:41,037 --> 00:23:42,402
Well.

336
00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:45,532
- Let's head back.
- Can I use your bathroom?

337
00:23:45,609 --> 00:23:47,236
- Sure.
- You don't have to wait.

338
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,244
Daddy will be mad
if you're late.

339
00:23:59,823 --> 00:24:05,420
"The great way is not difficult
for those with no preferences.

340
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,053
With the absence
of both love and hate...

341
00:24:08,164 --> 00:24:11,827
everything becomes clear
and undisguised."

342
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:16,496
That was written by a Chinese
philosopher in the year 600.

343
00:24:16,573 --> 00:24:20,373
Why would I bring that up
in a creative writing class?

344
00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:23,411
Because...

345
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,541
the absence of judgement
helps us to appreciate reality.

346
00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:31,849
In other words, I want you to listen
to your classmates' writing...

347
00:24:31,922 --> 00:24:35,187
with a clear
and open heart.

348
00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:39,219
So, who's first?

349
00:24:39,329 --> 00:24:40,762
I got one.

350
00:24:46,436 --> 00:24:49,064
"I sang a song
for you to hear.

351
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,664
I painted a picture
for you to see.

352
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,232
I picked a rose
for you to smell.

353
00:24:54,311 --> 00:24:57,075
I planted grass
for you to touch.

354
00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:59,240
But you did not
hear my song.

355
00:24:59,316 --> 00:25:02,080
You did not see
my picture.

356
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:06,316
You did not smell my rose,
and you did not touch my grass."

357
00:25:06,389 --> 00:25:08,550
Maybe she was
out of town?

358
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:10,490
That's not funny.

359
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,390
His poem is about futility.

360
00:25:12,495 --> 00:25:16,431
We toil
in unrewarded obscurity.

361
00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:17,898
I hear judgment.

362
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,061
Let's not forget
the part about the open heart.

363
00:25:21,237 --> 00:25:24,502
Is there something
I can do for you?

364
00:25:24,574 --> 00:25:26,405
I paid the money.

365
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,604
For this class?

366
00:25:30,146 --> 00:25:32,114
I want to be a writer.

367
00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:38,479
But, Vada, this is
an adult writing class.

368
00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:43,151
I think it's beautiful.
She wants to be a writer.

369
00:25:43,259 --> 00:25:45,955
More power to you,
little sister.

370
00:25:47,230 --> 00:25:49,027
You sure you want
to do this?

371
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,398
Welcome to the class.

372
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,098
Go find a seat.

373
00:26:01,678 --> 00:26:04,112
Who's next?

374
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,648
I experienced something
with my boyfriend the other day...

375
00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:08,650
and I wrote
a few words down.

376
00:26:08,718 --> 00:26:10,310
The floor is yours, Ronda.

377
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:17,092
"He covers me
like a blanket...

378
00:26:17,193 --> 00:26:20,856
from the cold,
dark night.

379
00:26:20,964 --> 00:26:25,492
As I look into his eyes,
I know it's right.

380
00:26:25,568 --> 00:26:29,231
To touch.
To feel.

381
00:26:29,305 --> 00:26:31,773
I know he's real.

382
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:35,709
Flesh all a-mesh.

383
00:26:38,815 --> 00:26:40,976
I can't fight it.

384
00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:43,451
There's no point.

385
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,978
I wake up
and light a joint."

386
00:27:00,103 --> 00:27:01,866
I wrote a poem, too.

387
00:27:01,938 --> 00:27:03,200
Please.

388
00:27:05,308 --> 00:27:08,175
"Ode to Ice Cream,"
by Vada Sultenfuss.

389
00:27:08,244 --> 00:27:11,475
"I like ice cream a whole lot.
It tastes good when days are hot.

390
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:14,847
On a cone or in a dish,
this would be my only wish.

391
00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:19,514
Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road,
even with pie a la mode.''

392
00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:21,682
That's all I got so far.

393
00:27:21,758 --> 00:27:23,623
I hear that.

394
00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:27,093
"Flesh all a-mesh"
or "rocky road."

395
00:27:27,163 --> 00:27:29,324
It's about desire.

396
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,865
It's very sweet
and it rhymes.

397
00:27:32,936 --> 00:27:35,530
That's also good, but...

398
00:27:37,107 --> 00:27:40,634
you're not expressing to me
what's in your soul.

399
00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:43,736
I want you to show me
how you see the world.

400
00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:46,873
Your fears,
your desires.

401
00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:49,384
Your innermost secrets.

402
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:51,977
<i>My fears and secrets.</i>

403
00:27:52,055 --> 00:27:54,888
<i>I'm afraid
I killed my mother.</i>

404
00:28:28,158 --> 00:28:30,490
<i>Cannot do without</i>

405
00:28:30,593 --> 00:28:33,619
<i>Harry's wild about me</i>

406
00:28:34,731 --> 00:28:36,699
Excuse me, Harry.
I'm sorry.

407
00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:40,702
The flowers were delivered,
and the room's all set up.

408
00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:41,828
Thanks.

409
00:28:41,905 --> 00:28:44,465
Listen, I want to apologize...

410
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,475
for the other day
about Vada.

411
00:28:46,543 --> 00:28:47,635
I was harsh.

412
00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:51,305
I shouldn't stick my nose
in other peoples' business.

413
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:53,315
It's just that
I like Vada very much.

414
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,214
After my wife died,
Gramoo moved in here...

415
00:28:57,287 --> 00:29:00,222
to help us
take care of Vada.

416
00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:02,053
They were very close.

417
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:05,753
But lately, as her mind's
been wandering more and more...

418
00:29:05,862 --> 00:29:07,989
Vada's been acting
kind of crazy.

419
00:29:09,132 --> 00:29:11,100
I'm sure she'll
snap out of it, though.

420
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,802
I'm sure she will.

421
00:29:17,307 --> 00:29:19,673
Nothing's biting today.

422
00:29:19,742 --> 00:29:21,505
Maybe they had
a big breakfast.

423
00:29:22,612 --> 00:29:25,012
I'm going to be an acrobat
when I grow up.

424
00:29:25,081 --> 00:29:28,448
Big deal. I can do that.
You got something.

425
00:29:31,621 --> 00:29:32,815
Hurry!

426
00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:35,414
I'm trying.

427
00:29:35,491 --> 00:29:37,391
Reel it in.

428
00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,570
It's a sunny.
Throw it back.

429
00:29:49,639 --> 00:29:51,698
I don't like
touching fish.

430
00:29:51,774 --> 00:29:54,607
I'll pull the hook out
without touching it.

431
00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:56,235
You're hurting it.

432
00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:06,616
Darn hook! I'm bleeding.
Did he get away?

433
00:30:06,689 --> 00:30:08,350
Go look.

434
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,255
He got away.
Come on. Let's go.

435
00:30:13,363 --> 00:30:15,354
We can become blood brothers.

436
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,160
I don't want to.

437
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,167
You could pick
that scab on your arm.

438
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,793
It's a mosquito bite.

439
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:22,667
It'll bleed.

440
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:25,071
If I do it,
can we go?

441
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:32,610
Rub them together.

442
00:30:36,819 --> 00:30:38,411
We're blood brothers
for life.

443
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,198
Hi. What can I do
for you?

444
00:30:59,342 --> 00:31:00,536
Nothing.

445
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,635
I was just wondering
what you were doing.

446
00:31:02,712 --> 00:31:04,441
I'm just typing up
a funeral notice.

447
00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,948
When someone dies,
we put one in the paper.

448
00:31:07,016 --> 00:31:10,008
It's a service
we provide for the family.

449
00:31:10,086 --> 00:31:12,850
Right.

450
00:31:15,224 --> 00:31:17,215
"Bader, Lorenzo.

451
00:31:17,327 --> 00:31:19,522
Died June 22, 1972.

452
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:22,792
Devoted husband to Nicolette.

453
00:31:22,865 --> 00:31:27,097
Cherished father
of Fabrizio and Heidi.

454
00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:31,368
In lieu of flowers, please send
donations to the Holy Name Society."

455
00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:33,909
I wrote that.

456
00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:35,910
No kidding?

457
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:37,878
It's good.
"In lieu of."

458
00:31:37,947 --> 00:31:39,414
I love that word, "lieu."

459
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:43,043
I prefer it to " instead.''
It has more dignity.

460
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:45,747
"In lieu." "Instead."

461
00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:46,982
No contest.

462
00:31:47,056 --> 00:31:48,990
It's no big deal.

463
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,985
You have to learn
how to take a compliment.

464
00:31:53,096 --> 00:31:54,324
"Movies.''

465
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:59,358
"Love Story'' at the drive-in.

466
00:31:59,435 --> 00:32:01,903
Cried my eyes out.
Did you see it?

467
00:32:03,106 --> 00:32:05,040
I haven't been
to the movies in ages.

468
00:32:05,108 --> 00:32:07,042
I love to see movies.

469
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:09,408
Especially at the drive-in.

470
00:32:09,479 --> 00:32:12,539
I don't think there's anything
more romantic than the drive-in.

471
00:32:16,419 --> 00:32:19,183
I'll let you
get back to work.

472
00:32:25,161 --> 00:32:26,685
I do enjoy
playing bingo.

473
00:32:26,796 --> 00:32:31,460
If you'd like to join me
tomorrow night, you're welcome to.

474
00:32:49,786 --> 00:32:52,778
- Are you going out somewhere?
- Nope.

475
00:32:52,855 --> 00:32:56,791
- Why put on lipstick?
- A girl's always gotta look her best.

476
00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,827
I think lipstick
looks fake.

477
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:01,256
No one's lips
are that color.

478
00:33:01,364 --> 00:33:02,797
Have you ever tried any?

479
00:33:02,865 --> 00:33:03,923
No.

480
00:33:04,033 --> 00:33:06,092
Come here.
Sit down.

481
00:33:17,013 --> 00:33:18,571
Go like this.

482
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,377
Little less.

483
00:33:24,787 --> 00:33:26,049
All right.

484
00:33:26,856 --> 00:33:29,347
Now first we blot.

485
00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:37,999
Take a look.

486
00:33:38,067 --> 00:33:39,796
It looks nice on you.

487
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,804
Do you think I'm pretty?

488
00:33:42,872 --> 00:33:46,205
Yes.
I think you're very pretty.

489
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,470
You've got these
great, big...

490
00:33:48,544 --> 00:33:50,808
sparkling eyes.

491
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,973
Cutest little nose.

492
00:33:53,049 --> 00:33:54,710
An amazing mouth.

493
00:33:56,719 --> 00:33:58,584
Boys at school
don't think I am.

494
00:33:58,654 --> 00:34:00,144
They'll come around.

495
00:34:00,223 --> 00:34:02,384
Close your eyes.

496
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,960
I want to bring out
the gorgeous color in them.

497
00:34:06,362 --> 00:34:10,230
Now the first rule
in applying eye makeup...

498
00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:13,632
is you can never wear
enough blue eye shadow.

499
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,263
Do you like putting makeup
on people?

500
00:34:18,107 --> 00:34:20,041
I've been trying to get
to Hollywood...

501
00:34:20,109 --> 00:34:23,306
to do makeup
for the movie stars, but...

502
00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:25,711
I haven't gotten there yet.

503
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,847
All right.
Open your eyes.

504
00:34:37,593 --> 00:34:41,723
I would definitely hold off
on that Hollywood thing.

505
00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:57,102
- Your lip bleeding?
- No.

506
00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:59,170
What's wrong
with your eyes?

507
00:34:59,248 --> 00:35:01,375
A girl can never wear
enough eye shadow.

508
00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:03,179
Where's your bike?

509
00:35:03,252 --> 00:35:05,243
In the garage.

510
00:35:05,321 --> 00:35:07,152
Walk me over.

511
00:35:11,394 --> 00:35:14,022
It's only a garage.
Come on.

512
00:35:15,898 --> 00:35:18,526
One of my streamers is gone.

513
00:35:18,601 --> 00:35:20,592
It probably fell off
in here.

514
00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:24,939
Look at this.

515
00:35:25,007 --> 00:35:26,770
That was Gramoo's.

516
00:35:26,842 --> 00:35:28,434
It's a phrenology chart.

517
00:35:28,511 --> 00:35:30,775
They used to study
bumps on your head...

518
00:35:30,846 --> 00:35:33,815
to see if you had
a good personality.

519
00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:37,080
- I'll diagnose your head.
- I don't wanna.

520
00:35:37,153 --> 00:35:40,179
Come on.
It's fun.

521
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,732
- Interesting.
- What?

522
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,734
You have no personality.

523
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:55,464
- Where does it say that?
- Never mind.

524
00:35:58,140 --> 00:36:00,335
Is that your dad?

525
00:36:02,311 --> 00:36:04,279
Who's that with your dad?

526
00:36:10,353 --> 00:36:12,321
That's my mother.

527
00:36:12,388 --> 00:36:15,050
- Do you remember her?
- No.

528
00:36:15,124 --> 00:36:17,388
Gramoo said she's in heaven.

529
00:36:17,493 --> 00:36:19,484
What do you think it's like?

530
00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:21,392
- What?
- Heaven.

531
00:36:22,465 --> 00:36:27,334
I think everybody gets
their own white horse.

532
00:36:27,403 --> 00:36:31,305
All they do is ride
and eat marshmallows all day.

533
00:36:31,374 --> 00:36:34,241
And everybody's best friends
with everybody else.

534
00:36:35,511 --> 00:36:38,480
When you play sports,
there's no teams...

535
00:36:38,547 --> 00:36:40,515
so nobody gets picked last.

536
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:43,279
But what if you're afraid
to ride horses?

537
00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:47,789
It doesn't matter
They're not regular horses.

538
00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,291
They got wings.

539
00:36:50,393 --> 00:36:53,419
And it's no big deal
if you fall.

540
00:36:53,529 --> 00:36:56,123
You just land in a cloud.

541
00:36:56,232 --> 00:36:58,496
That doesn't sound so bad.
Come on.

542
00:36:58,567 --> 00:37:00,831
We're gonna find
that streamer.

543
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,716
Well. What's going on in here?

544
00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:22,087
Nothing.

545
00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:23,625
I'm dressing.

546
00:37:23,726 --> 00:37:25,159
You're dressing.

547
00:37:28,397 --> 00:37:30,490
Don't you know
it's not nice to lie...

548
00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,294
to your big brother?

549
00:37:33,602 --> 00:37:35,866
- Watch the hair! The shirt!
- Give!

550
00:37:35,938 --> 00:37:37,803
All right!

551
00:37:39,442 --> 00:37:40,966
I'm going out with Shelly.

552
00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:43,603
Yes! That's great.

553
00:37:45,881 --> 00:37:48,475
- I'm very nervous.
- Why?

554
00:37:48,551 --> 00:37:51,076
The last date I had
was 20 years ago.

555
00:37:51,153 --> 00:37:52,484
True.

556
00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:55,517
Sit down.

557
00:37:57,526 --> 00:38:00,188
Let me fill you in
on today's woman.

558
00:38:00,296 --> 00:38:03,265
Since the last time you dated,
something happened.

559
00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:04,923
The sexual revolution.

560
00:38:05,768 --> 00:38:08,737
Before, you had to hold a door
for a woman...

561
00:38:08,804 --> 00:38:11,329
pull her chair out,
pick up the check.

562
00:38:11,407 --> 00:38:12,874
No more.

563
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,968
You know what else is missing?
Bras.

564
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:19,746
- Oh, come on.
- I'm serious.

565
00:38:19,815 --> 00:38:21,749
Trust me, Harry.

566
00:38:21,817 --> 00:38:24,149
This women's lib thing is in.

567
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,654
You gotta treat her
like every Tom, Dick and Harry.

568
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,349
Are you sure?

569
00:38:28,424 --> 00:38:31,416
Did you not tell Vada
I'm a womanizer?

570
00:38:31,527 --> 00:38:33,290
I'm running late.

571
00:38:35,131 --> 00:38:38,066
- Shelly will be here any minute.
- She's picking you up?

572
00:38:38,134 --> 00:38:39,931
You're on
the right track.

573
00:38:40,002 --> 00:38:43,768
She's just driving over.
We're taking my car.

574
00:38:45,608 --> 00:38:46,700
How do I look?

575
00:38:47,777 --> 00:38:50,041
Like a Sultenfuss.

576
00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:53,639
Go get her.

577
00:38:56,218 --> 00:38:57,742
'Night.

578
00:38:59,688 --> 00:39:02,282
Why are you dressed up
to play bingo?

579
00:39:02,358 --> 00:39:03,950
I want to look nice.

580
00:39:04,059 --> 00:39:05,822
You never cared before.

581
00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:08,863
Shelly's coming.
We're going together.

582
00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:11,991
- Why?
- She likes to play bingo.

583
00:39:12,101 --> 00:39:13,591
Can I go too?

584
00:39:13,702 --> 00:39:16,466
No. You'd better
stay and keep Gramoo company.

585
00:39:59,248 --> 00:40:01,716
<i>I've got to admit,
I'd as soon...</i>

586
00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:05,720
<i>not have any more bounty prisoners
coming through Dodge any time soon.</i>

587
00:40:05,788 --> 00:40:07,949
<i>It's a bit wearin'
on the nerves.</i>

588
00:40:08,023 --> 00:40:12,357
<i>This day was starting off just fine,
and I'm gonna keep it that way.</i>

589
00:40:12,461 --> 00:40:15,021
<i>Doc, you never
answered my question.</i>

590
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,064
- Where are you?
- Here.

591
00:40:26,141 --> 00:40:29,338
- Don't do that.
- Sorry.

592
00:40:29,411 --> 00:40:30,742
What do you want?

593
00:40:30,813 --> 00:40:34,579
My mom will skin me
if she finds me out here.

594
00:40:34,650 --> 00:40:36,880
Let's go to the church.
They're playing bingo.

595
00:40:36,952 --> 00:40:38,886
I told you,
I'll get in trouble.

596
00:40:38,954 --> 00:40:41,718
- Pacifist
- Am not.

597
00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:45,123
- Bed wetter.
- I stopped that.

598
00:40:46,762 --> 00:40:48,423
N-38.

599
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:50,020
Under the " N''...

600
00:40:50,132 --> 00:40:52,794
Don't laugh.
There's a strategy to bingo.

601
00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:55,530
For instance, on a given night,
anybody can win.

602
00:40:55,604 --> 00:40:56,935
I play the odds.

603
00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:58,974
When choosing bingo cards...

604
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:03,273
I use the laws of probabilities
to avoid duplicate number systems.

605
00:41:03,345 --> 00:41:04,937
You get much more activity.

606
00:41:05,014 --> 00:41:07,881
Does it make it easier
to win?

607
00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:11,716
No. Just more activity.

608
00:41:11,787 --> 00:41:15,120
<i>l- 1 7.
Under the "I," 1- 7.</i>

609
00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:17,181
Hi, Carl, Vern.

610
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,588
They won't let us in.
We're kids.

611
00:41:20,696 --> 00:41:23,324
We're not going to bet.
We're just going to watch.

612
00:41:23,432 --> 00:41:26,196
Watch bingo?
I don't even like to play.

613
00:41:26,268 --> 00:41:27,735
Duck.

614
00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:32,273
<i>N- 4-2.</i>

615
00:41:32,341 --> 00:41:34,809
<i>Under the "N," 4-2.</i>

616
00:41:34,877 --> 00:41:36,504
Great!

617
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,170
There's your dad
and Shelly!

618
00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:40,511
I don't want them
to see me.

619
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,142
3-7.

620
00:41:46,889 --> 00:41:51,258
<i>B- 4.
Under the "B," 4.</i>

621
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:59,890
<i>O- 69.
Under the "O," 6-9.</i>

622
00:41:59,969 --> 00:42:02,938
- I just had a terrible thought.
- What's that?

623
00:42:03,005 --> 00:42:08,136
I'm going to be putting makeup
on some of these people soon.

624
00:42:08,210 --> 00:42:11,145
Why do you think
these seats were empty?

625
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:14,381
B-6.

626
00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:16,475
Under the "B," 6.

627
00:42:16,552 --> 00:42:18,679
- Can we go yet?
- Go!

628
00:42:18,754 --> 00:42:22,190
I'm not allowed
out by myself after dark.

629
00:42:25,694 --> 00:42:27,389
I'm just not lucky.

630
00:42:27,496 --> 00:42:29,327
It's not always luck.

631
00:42:29,398 --> 00:42:30,888
Depending upon the numbers...

632
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,060
a guy with ten cards can win
as easily as a guy with a hundred.

633
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:36,963
Kind of like men.

634
00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:39,507
How do you mean?

635
00:42:39,575 --> 00:42:42,373
You can be in a room
with 100 men...

636
00:42:42,444 --> 00:42:45,140
and not like any of them.

637
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:48,843
Or you can be in a room
with just one man.

638
00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:51,215
He's exactly
the one you want.

639
00:42:59,795 --> 00:43:01,228
Bingo!

640
00:43:03,265 --> 00:43:06,962
We have a winner.
Will the winner raise their hand?

641
00:43:07,036 --> 00:43:10,164
There was no bingo.
It came from outside.

642
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,605
How could someone outside
get a bingo?

643
00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:15,404
Someone outside
didn't get a bingo.

644
00:43:15,477 --> 00:43:19,243
Someone outside yelled "bingo,"
you moron!

645
00:43:19,314 --> 00:43:22,215
- Who are you calling a moron?
- Put a lid on it.

646
00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:27,188
If you weren't 200 years old,
I'd kick your wrinkled ass!

647
00:43:27,256 --> 00:43:28,746
Fellows!

648
00:43:28,824 --> 00:43:30,917
- It's only bingo!
- We can go.

649
00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:36,259
Cards and bad prizes.
A cheap clock, some ugly glassware.

650
00:44:25,013 --> 00:44:27,277
I had a good time tonight.

651
00:44:27,349 --> 00:44:30,512
I haven't had
a bingo partner in ages.

652
00:44:34,056 --> 00:44:38,083
Would you like to see my house?
Just for a minute?

653
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,971
Home sweet home.

654
00:44:55,043 --> 00:44:56,670
It's nice.

655
00:44:56,745 --> 00:44:58,713
I did it myself.

656
00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:02,716
I read a magazine article
about how to maximize small spaces.

657
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,912
Well, it certainly
looks bigger than it seems.

658
00:45:07,055 --> 00:45:09,319
You can look in the bathroom,
if you want.

659
00:45:09,391 --> 00:45:11,416
People are always
curious about that.

660
00:45:11,527 --> 00:45:13,256
Like what happens
when you flush.

661
00:45:28,443 --> 00:45:29,933
Are you mad at me?

662
00:45:31,513 --> 00:45:32,775
No. Why?

663
00:45:33,949 --> 00:45:37,385
I don't know.
You just seemed a little cool.

664
00:45:37,452 --> 00:45:40,148
Not opening car doors...

665
00:45:40,222 --> 00:45:43,658
That was Phil's
advice on dating 70s women.

666
00:45:43,759 --> 00:45:46,956
I'm out of touch.
I haven't dated in ages.

667
00:45:47,062 --> 00:45:49,030
Not since my wife died.

668
00:45:50,098 --> 00:45:51,531
What happened to her?

669
00:45:55,037 --> 00:45:57,369
Complications during childbirth.

670
00:45:58,941 --> 00:46:00,932
She died two days
after Vada was born.

671
00:46:02,711 --> 00:46:04,611
Did she ever see Vada?

672
00:46:07,883 --> 00:46:09,976
I brought the baby
into the room...

673
00:46:10,052 --> 00:46:12,350
a couple of times.

674
00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:14,946
She opened her eyes.

675
00:46:16,258 --> 00:46:18,317
I think she saw Vada.

676
00:46:20,829 --> 00:46:22,763
It was...

677
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,168
Did I ruin this?

678
00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,028
Dance with me?

679
00:46:31,106 --> 00:46:33,540
Here?

680
00:46:36,245 --> 00:46:38,440
This is where we are.

681
00:46:39,781 --> 00:46:42,045
Is there enough room?

682
00:46:46,255 --> 00:46:48,120
- I haven't danced...
- In ages.

683
00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:50,681
I know. Me neither.

684
00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:00,863
Bra?

685
00:47:02,804 --> 00:47:06,604
See? You're not that
out of touch.

686
00:47:11,013 --> 00:47:12,446
You're good.

687
00:47:13,849 --> 00:47:17,148
At Woodman High,
I was considered a hot date.

688
00:47:17,219 --> 00:47:20,052
I did a killer Trug.

689
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,194
What are you wearing?

690
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:28,889
Old Spice.

691
00:47:28,997 --> 00:47:31,557
Phil says
it's a timeless classic.

692
00:47:48,450 --> 00:47:50,179
So do you want to?

693
00:47:50,252 --> 00:47:52,686
Want to what?

694
00:47:52,754 --> 00:47:54,016
Kiss me.

695
00:47:54,089 --> 00:47:56,353
- Yes.
- Good.

696
00:48:08,203 --> 00:48:11,070
Good at kissing
and dancing.

697
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:13,835
I'm very optimistic.

698
00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:24,613
I'd better go.

699
00:48:24,686 --> 00:48:27,712
It's only a clock.

700
00:48:27,789 --> 00:48:30,019
Good night.

701
00:48:36,264 --> 00:48:37,754
Well.

702
00:48:37,866 --> 00:48:40,426
I guess it's official.
We had a date.

703
00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:42,493
Maybe we can play bingo
again sometime?

704
00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:45,563
I'm tired of bingo.

705
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,575
Maybe we should try
that drive-in of yours.

706
00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:52,046
Good night.

707
00:49:13,235 --> 00:49:14,702
Before class started...

708
00:49:14,803 --> 00:49:19,035
Ronda and Justin wanted to lead
the class in a group meditation.

709
00:49:19,107 --> 00:49:21,439
That's really cool.

710
00:49:21,510 --> 00:49:27,244
What we're going to do is
send our vibes out into the group.

711
00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:33,153
Everybody hold hands...

712
00:49:33,221 --> 00:49:34,654
and close your eyes.

713
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:41,126
Relax your muscles
and take deep breaths.

714
00:49:43,965 --> 00:49:46,160
Now try to feel...

715
00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:50,796
what the other person is feeling
without speaking any words.

716
00:49:51,873 --> 00:49:53,898
Send out your vibe...

717
00:49:53,975 --> 00:49:57,706
and receive the vibes from around you
at the same time.

718
00:49:58,447 --> 00:50:00,381
Can you feel it?

719
00:50:02,684 --> 00:50:06,518
Open your eyes.
What did everybody feel?

720
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:09,716
I felt Mrs. Hunsaker's strength.

721
00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:13,056
I can feel that Ronda
is one with the earth.

722
00:50:13,161 --> 00:50:15,459
She's so cosmically in tune.

723
00:50:15,530 --> 00:50:19,694
So right on.
That's exactly what I sent out.

724
00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:21,998
And I felt like you were full...

725
00:50:22,070 --> 00:50:24,231
of inner peace and harmony.

726
00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,371
Vada, what did you feel?

727
00:50:29,578 --> 00:50:32,274
- I felt Justin's hangnail.
- No, Vada.

728
00:50:32,347 --> 00:50:34,577
That's not what we're looking for.

729
00:50:34,649 --> 00:50:37,243
A hangnail is insignificant.

730
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,618
What's in my soul...

731
00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:43,021
feel my aura.

732
00:50:43,091 --> 00:50:45,685
I don't think I'm allowed to.

733
00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:49,263
Tell you what.
Let's try it again.

734
00:50:50,332 --> 00:50:52,266
Hold hands.

735
00:50:54,736 --> 00:50:57,170
<i>Gramoo once had a hangnail
on her big toe.</i>

736
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,969
<i>It got infecfed and traveled
to her vocal chords.</i>

737
00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:01,804
<i>Ruined her singing voice.</i>

738
00:51:01,877 --> 00:51:05,335
<i>I don't think Gramoo
thought it was insignificant.</i>

739
00:52:02,504 --> 00:52:04,472
And some lettuce.

740
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,442
Watch out for the rust
when you get lettuce.

741
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,911
I thought I recognized you two.

742
00:52:18,053 --> 00:52:19,987
We're just picking things up
for the barbecue.

743
00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:22,580
Me too.
Mind if I tag along?

744
00:52:22,657 --> 00:52:25,148
Not at all.

745
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:29,856
- A lot of potatoes.
- It's for Shelly's famous potato salad.

746
00:52:29,965 --> 00:52:33,298
I'm looking forward to that.
Damn it!

747
00:52:33,368 --> 00:52:36,804
- Watch what you're doing!
- Sorry.

748
00:52:38,373 --> 00:52:40,864
This'll be my first July 4th picnic
in a long time.

749
00:52:40,942 --> 00:52:45,208
Dad, didn't you say you needed prunes
real bad?

750
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,545
Just put anything you want
in the cart.

751
00:52:49,718 --> 00:52:51,652
I don't know
what's gotten in to her today.

752
00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:55,451
I need olives.

753
00:52:55,523 --> 00:52:58,219
<i>I used to like to play
with my Ken and Barbie dolls.</i>

754
00:52:58,326 --> 00:53:01,784
<i>Ken was my favorite.
Then one Christmas, I got them a camper.</i>

755
00:53:01,896 --> 00:53:04,364
<i>All they wanted to do
was hang out by themselves.</i>

756
00:53:04,466 --> 00:53:08,698
<i>So I wasn't too upset when they took
that wrong turn and went over the cliff.</i>

757
00:53:08,770 --> 00:53:12,672
<i>Gave proof through the night</i>

758
00:53:12,741 --> 00:53:16,768
<i>That our flag was still there</i>

759
00:53:16,845 --> 00:53:21,680
<i>Oh, say does that star-spangled</i>

760
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:26,346
<i>Banner yet wave</i>

761
00:53:53,415 --> 00:53:56,612
I told you, use fewer briquettes.
Now look what you've done.

762
00:53:56,685 --> 00:54:00,280
- You've cremated them.
- That's what I do.

763
00:54:00,355 --> 00:54:01,947
Do you want to do it?

764
00:54:02,023 --> 00:54:04,992
Why don't you pre-measure the briquettes
in little packages?

765
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:07,119
Put out a product.
Support me a while.

766
00:54:07,228 --> 00:54:08,923
How's it going, chef?

767
00:54:09,030 --> 00:54:11,999
- I love your apron.
- Thanks.

768
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:15,661
- Is it ready yet?
- No, sweetie. Not yet.

769
00:54:15,737 --> 00:54:18,262
- When.
- Soon, honey.

770
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:20,273
- When?
- In a minute.

771
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:23,276
It's hot. You'll burn your nose.
Look out.

772
00:54:29,818 --> 00:54:32,753
- Just a minute, Mom.
- Dinner!

773
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,592
<i>Rub-a-dub-dub...</i>

774
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:40,184
thanks for the grub.

775
00:54:40,295 --> 00:54:43,423
- Yea, God.
- I'll second that.

776
00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:44,930
Shelly, like seafood?

777
00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:46,330
Why?

778
00:54:46,401 --> 00:54:48,392
"See food."

779
00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:50,335
That's attractive.

780
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,305
Shit.
Excuse me.

781
00:54:58,646 --> 00:55:01,547
Hey, who lives here?
The Addams family?

782
00:55:01,616 --> 00:55:05,017
- Danny, what are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

783
00:55:05,086 --> 00:55:08,317
Hi, Ralph.
Danny, how'd you find me?

784
00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:11,881
You told everybody where you were going.
I'm here for the motor home.

785
00:55:11,993 --> 00:55:14,985
These two people
do not have a good relationship.

786
00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:17,564
I've been living in it.
The camper is mine!

787
00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:20,133
"Mutual asset."
That's what the lawyer said.

788
00:55:20,201 --> 00:55:21,862
It's supposed to be ours.

789
00:55:21,936 --> 00:55:24,996
- Not Shelly's recreational vehicle.
- Would you keep your voice down!

790
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:27,007
My boss is watching us.

791
00:55:27,075 --> 00:55:29,407
I'm impressed.

792
00:55:29,477 --> 00:55:33,174
- I guess I have to introduce you now.
- All right.

793
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:43,220
Vada Sultenfuss?
Tough break.

794
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:45,486
I like my name.

795
00:55:45,593 --> 00:55:49,188
This is Danny and Ralph. They own
the Dino Raphael Salon in Detroit.

796
00:55:50,064 --> 00:55:51,497
We were married.

797
00:55:51,566 --> 00:55:53,534
Are you here to take her back?

798
00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:59,005
Nice to meet you. We've got burgers
and hot dogs, if you'd care to join us.

799
00:55:59,073 --> 00:56:03,703
- Can't stay. I'm here because my wife...
- Ex!

800
00:56:03,778 --> 00:56:07,009
My ex-wife seems to have ripped off
my camper.

801
00:56:08,049 --> 00:56:10,279
Honestly, he got the Mustang.

802
00:56:10,351 --> 00:56:11,978
- I promise...
- I don't think so.

803
00:56:12,053 --> 00:56:14,351
I've got a copy
of the property settlement here.

804
00:56:14,422 --> 00:56:17,482
Shit! This is my lease.

805
00:56:17,592 --> 00:56:20,686
Damn it. I keep forgetting things.
Getting senile.

806
00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:23,593
What?

807
00:56:23,665 --> 00:56:27,032
I know you've suffered
a terrible loss...

808
00:56:27,101 --> 00:56:29,899
and there's nothing
anyone can do to comfort you.

809
00:56:29,971 --> 00:56:34,499
I urge you to focus on the times
you had with the camper...

810
00:56:34,576 --> 00:56:37,136
the trips you took,
the sights you saw.

811
00:56:37,212 --> 00:56:39,942
Those days are gone, but they'll live on
in your heart forever.

812
00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:42,407
Is he boinking you?

813
00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:45,850
That's a real bonehead thing to say!

814
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,945
You're not gonna take her camper.

815
00:56:48,022 --> 00:56:50,786
- Oh, no?
- It's her home. It's where she lives.

816
00:56:50,892 --> 00:56:53,087
Really? Fine. Go cook.

817
00:56:53,194 --> 00:56:55,185
- Give me the goddamn keys!
- That hurts!

818
00:56:58,299 --> 00:57:00,164
What you do that for?

819
00:57:00,235 --> 00:57:02,328
- Who are you?
- I'm his brother.

820
00:57:02,403 --> 00:57:06,931
- Then you'll be visiting us quite often.
- Why?

821
00:57:07,008 --> 00:57:09,533
Because if he ever tries to take
Shelly's camper again...

822
00:57:09,611 --> 00:57:11,738
I'm gonna bury him in my front yard.

823
00:57:16,718 --> 00:57:18,686
Your father's a savage.

824
00:57:20,788 --> 00:57:22,380
Bye, Ralph.

825
00:57:28,062 --> 00:57:31,259
Well, you were pretty great.

826
00:57:31,332 --> 00:57:33,596
Is it really your camper?

827
00:57:43,778 --> 00:57:47,407
- Can we see them from the back yard?
- You can get the general idea.

828
00:57:51,219 --> 00:57:52,948
There they are.

829
00:57:53,021 --> 00:57:55,387
They always look the same every year.

830
00:57:56,858 --> 00:57:58,325
Look.

831
00:58:01,763 --> 00:58:04,288
Did you love him?

832
00:58:08,703 --> 00:58:12,002
I would never marry anybody
I didn't love.

833
00:58:14,442 --> 00:58:16,501
He must like Shelly.

834
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,410
I never saw him hit anyone in his life.

835
00:58:20,481 --> 00:58:22,540
He likes her.

836
00:58:23,618 --> 00:58:26,246
Does he love her?

837
00:58:26,321 --> 00:58:27,754
Probably.

838
00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,521
Do you like her?

839
00:58:32,627 --> 00:58:34,561
Yes, I do.

840
00:58:34,629 --> 00:58:37,223
I think she's very good for your father.

841
00:58:37,332 --> 00:58:38,765
Why?

842
00:58:39,867 --> 00:58:42,893
After your mother died,
he was sad all the time.

843
00:58:42,971 --> 00:58:47,431
But before that,
he was pretty funny.

844
00:58:47,508 --> 00:58:48,941
Really?

845
00:58:53,114 --> 00:58:55,207
Now when I see him with Shelly...

846
00:58:56,284 --> 00:58:58,912
sometimes he seems like
the old Harry.

847
00:58:58,987 --> 00:59:00,921
My dad was funny?

848
00:59:02,490 --> 00:59:06,893
He wasn't one of the Marx Brothers,
but made me laugh.

849
00:59:10,031 --> 00:59:12,090
<i>My uncle fought in the Korean War.</i>

850
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,498
<i>He had a steel plate
put in his head.</i>

851
00:59:14,569 --> 00:59:16,901
<i>Daddy said he didn't come back
the same.</i>

852
00:59:16,971 --> 00:59:21,806
<i>One night, we picked up a radio station
from Oklahoma in his teeth.</i>

853
00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:23,810
<i>It was really neat.</i>

854
00:59:29,751 --> 00:59:32,379
- What?
- Can't you see it?

855
00:59:32,453 --> 00:59:34,512
- No.
- It's there.

856
00:59:34,589 --> 00:59:37,353
There is no chicken bone
stuck in your throat.

857
00:59:38,526 --> 00:59:41,393
Dr. Welty,
are you sure those are yours?

858
00:59:43,164 --> 00:59:46,099
So you fill it with water, like this.

859
00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:48,897
And what have you got?
A water gun.

860
00:59:48,970 --> 00:59:51,063
Cool.
Can I get one for Vada?

861
00:59:53,641 --> 00:59:56,166
Let me ask you a question.

862
00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:58,906
Does Vada tell you
why she comes here so much?

863
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:01,540
- She's dying.
- Do you think she is?

864
01:00:02,717 --> 01:00:04,446
Why do you think she says that?

865
01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:07,079
She scared of all those dead people
in her house.

866
01:00:07,155 --> 01:00:10,591
You know that saying, " If you can't
beat them, join them''?

867
01:00:10,658 --> 01:00:13,218
If she's one of them,
she won't be as scared.

868
01:00:13,327 --> 01:00:17,764
You know what I think? She's very lucky
to have a friend like you.

869
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:20,197
She's my best friend.

870
01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:23,260
Miss Vada, how are you feeling?

871
01:00:24,338 --> 01:00:26,806
As good as can be expected.

872
01:00:29,043 --> 01:00:31,034
- Guess what we got?
- What?

873
01:00:31,112 --> 01:00:35,412
- This!
- Hey, you! I'm gonna get you!

874
01:00:37,118 --> 01:00:38,551
Give me that!

875
01:00:41,456 --> 01:00:45,051
- I just got you.
- You didn't.

876
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:47,423
- Whoa.
- What?

877
01:00:47,528 --> 01:00:50,088
- There's a bee hive.
- So?

878
01:00:50,198 --> 01:00:52,132
Stand back.

879
01:00:53,768 --> 01:00:56,566
Are you crazy?
You'll get stung!

880
01:00:56,637 --> 01:00:58,264
You're right.
Let's knock it down.

881
01:00:58,339 --> 01:01:01,866
- What do you want if for, anyway?
- 'Cause they're neat.

882
01:01:09,517 --> 01:01:10,779
Got it!

883
01:01:12,086 --> 01:01:15,146
My mood ring fell off!
I gotta find it!

884
01:01:22,163 --> 01:01:24,495
They're alive!
Run for your life!

885
01:01:37,678 --> 01:01:41,273
- Run faster! They're after us!
- I am running faster.

886
01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:43,749
- Hurry!
- Jump in the water!

887
01:01:43,818 --> 01:01:46,286
- I have my clothes on!
- Do it!

888
01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:04,099
- Vada, is that you?
- Yes.

889
01:02:04,172 --> 01:02:06,936
Guess what? We're going
to the carnival tonight.

890
01:02:07,008 --> 01:02:09,442
Be ready to go in 10 minutes.

891
01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:12,138
Shelly's coming with us.

892
01:02:22,089 --> 01:02:26,389
- Vada, what's your favorite ride?
- I like the freak show.

893
01:02:26,494 --> 01:02:31,522
I know. Let's go on
the "sit on the bench and rest ride."

894
01:02:31,632 --> 01:02:34,760
I don't think that roller coaster
agreed with your dad's stomach.

895
01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:36,860
You have to watch what you eat here.

896
01:02:36,938 --> 01:02:40,169
Once I went to a carnival
with my cousins, David and Frank.

897
01:02:40,241 --> 01:02:43,574
They ate hot dogs, and the next day
came down with nephritis.

898
01:02:43,644 --> 01:02:47,637
Nephritis is a kidney disease.
You don't get it from hot dogs.

899
01:02:47,715 --> 01:02:51,412
All I know is,
the next day they had high fevers...

900
01:02:51,485 --> 01:02:53,953
and their faces got very fat.

901
01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:56,615
It baffled medical science.
They were in a magazine.

902
01:02:58,459 --> 01:03:02,828
The were! "Popular Mechanics"...
No, "Popular Science."

903
01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,057
I don't know. It was "Popular."

904
01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:09,899
- They're trying to hit that poor thing!
- Watch you don't knock out a fish.

905
01:03:09,971 --> 01:03:11,905
Just arc it.

906
01:03:15,076 --> 01:03:17,203
I don't know which ball's mine.

907
01:03:17,278 --> 01:03:20,406
- I won!
- Great!

908
01:03:20,481 --> 01:03:22,972
We have a winner!
There you go, little girl.

909
01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:25,018
See how easy it is?

910
01:03:25,086 --> 01:03:27,111
That's a gorgeous goldfish.

911
01:03:28,823 --> 01:03:30,415
Where'd you get that ring?

912
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,155
Did you win it?

913
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,061
We have something to tell you.

914
01:03:49,877 --> 01:03:51,811
We have some good news.

915
01:03:51,879 --> 01:03:53,904
We're getting married.

916
01:03:56,851 --> 01:03:58,478
My fish!

917
01:04:01,856 --> 01:04:04,984
We're having the wedding
sometime near the end of the summer.

918
01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:08,619
You'll be okay, little fish.

919
01:04:10,598 --> 01:04:12,498
Should we get you another goldfish?

920
01:04:13,401 --> 01:04:15,995
No. He's fine.

921
01:04:17,471 --> 01:04:20,872
Fish are very resilient animals.

922
01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:23,466
Don't worry.
I won't get another fish.

923
01:04:26,847 --> 01:04:28,508
The bumper car!

924
01:04:30,017 --> 01:04:33,953
For just 50 cents... a half dollar...
five dimes... ten nickels...

925
01:04:34,021 --> 01:04:38,253
we have a ride guaranteed to rearrange
all of your internal organs.

926
01:04:38,359 --> 01:04:41,988
Don't pass me by.
That's the bumper car ride!

927
01:04:42,096 --> 01:04:46,260
Bumper cars! You can't go to a carnival
and not ride them!

928
01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:48,734
I'd fall asleep at the wheel.

929
01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:50,737
I'll ride them with you.

930
01:04:50,805 --> 01:04:52,739
Great!
Come on.

931
01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:58,839
I got the blue one!

932
01:05:04,352 --> 01:05:06,320
I'm gonna come get you.

933
01:05:14,295 --> 01:05:16,354
Veda, keep your hands on the wheel.

934
01:05:54,935 --> 01:05:56,766
Careful!

935
01:05:57,838 --> 01:05:59,032
Look out!

936
01:06:31,572 --> 01:06:35,030
- Can Thomas J. come out?
- Sure. Come in.

937
01:06:39,113 --> 01:06:41,013
- Wanna ride bikes?
- Sure.

938
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:44,642
- Did you make your bed?
- Yes.

939
01:06:44,718 --> 01:06:46,948
- You're sure?
- It's made.

940
01:06:47,021 --> 01:06:50,388
Come here.
You've got a milk moustache.

941
01:06:52,793 --> 01:06:54,488
Let's go.

942
01:06:56,397 --> 01:06:58,797
- Bye, Mom.
- Have fun, kids.

943
01:07:01,936 --> 01:07:06,305
- I'm running away.
- Where are you running to?

944
01:07:06,373 --> 01:07:10,366
California. I'm going to Hollywood
to live with the Brady Bunch.

945
01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:13,470
- I wanna live with them too.
- You can't.

946
01:07:13,547 --> 01:07:18,143
They have enough kids. You'll have
to live with the Partridge Family.

947
01:07:18,219 --> 01:07:19,982
Really?

948
01:07:34,835 --> 01:07:36,769
That's it.

949
01:07:46,780 --> 01:07:49,180
- Get up.
- I'm tired of running away.

950
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:53,949
Besides, we passed this place twice.
We're not getting nowhere.

951
01:07:57,091 --> 01:08:01,494
- Why are you running away?
- My dad gave Shelly a ring.

952
01:08:01,562 --> 01:08:03,826
Wow! Was it a decoder ring?

953
01:08:03,898 --> 01:08:07,857
You're such a retard.
It was an engagement ring.

954
01:08:07,968 --> 01:08:11,768
They're getting married?
Now you have a mother.

955
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:15,605
- I don't like her.
- I do. She's real funny.

956
01:08:16,544 --> 01:08:18,910
He likes her better than me.

957
01:08:24,818 --> 01:08:28,720
- I'm hungry. I can't last any longer.
- Then go home, baby.

958
01:08:28,789 --> 01:08:31,257
I have to anyway.
My mom will be worried.

959
01:08:31,325 --> 01:08:33,725
Leave, then.
Some friend you are.

960
01:08:33,827 --> 01:08:36,352
You can come to my house for dinner.

961
01:08:36,463 --> 01:08:38,590
No. I'm hiding out.

962
01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,894
See you.

963
01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,794
<i>Are the gentlemen
going to stay or not?</i>

964
01:09:43,631 --> 01:09:45,895
Perhaps you didn't hear what I said.

965
01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:48,833
<i>The whole Circle fortune
goes to you.</i>

966
01:09:48,902 --> 01:09:51,871
<i>- Twenty million dollars.
- I heard you, all right.</i>

967
01:09:51,939 --> 01:09:53,964
<i>That's quite a lot, isn't it?</i>

968
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:57,841
<i>- It'll do in a pinch.
- I wonder why he left me all that money.</i>

969
01:09:57,911 --> 01:09:59,970
<i>I don't need it.</i>

970
01:10:01,482 --> 01:10:06,385
<i>In school, we learned some people stole
the Lindbergh baby out of his house.</i>

971
01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:09,820
<i>I think I'll sleep
with my window open tonight.</i>

972
01:10:13,761 --> 01:10:15,729
Oh, my God!

973
01:10:15,829 --> 01:10:17,820
Daddy!

974
01:10:26,907 --> 01:10:29,239
What's the matter?

975
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,539
- Where's Daddy?
- He just left. What's wrong?

976
01:10:31,612 --> 01:10:33,978
- I'm hemorrhaging.
- What do you mean?

977
01:10:34,048 --> 01:10:35,777
I don't want or need your help!

978
01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:38,647
Did this happen in the bathroom?

979
01:10:40,454 --> 01:10:42,752
- How old are you?
- Eleven and a half.

980
01:10:43,590 --> 01:10:46,753
It's okay.
Come upstairs. We have to talk.

981
01:10:49,530 --> 01:10:52,499
My mommy and daddy did that?

982
01:10:52,599 --> 01:10:55,033
It's actually a very beautiful thing.

983
01:10:56,737 --> 01:10:58,505
There wouldn't have been a Veda.

984
01:10:58,505 --> 01:11:00,564
I think it should be outlawed.

985
01:11:00,641 --> 01:11:03,337
Believe me.
Someday, you'll feel differently.

986
01:11:04,611 --> 01:11:07,409
That's probably Thomas J.
I don't want to see him.

987
01:11:09,283 --> 01:11:13,777
It's not fair.
Nothing happens to boys.

988
01:11:17,157 --> 01:11:19,387
Hi. Can you come out?

989
01:11:19,493 --> 01:11:21,961
- I don't know.
- Please!

990
01:11:22,029 --> 01:11:24,759
It's real hot.
Maybe we can go swimming.

991
01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:29,261
No! Get out of here!

992
01:11:30,771 --> 01:11:34,138
And don't come back
for five to seven days!

993
01:11:51,358 --> 01:11:54,919
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

994
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,829
Stay here.

995
01:12:55,856 --> 01:12:58,381
<i>It's quarter to three</i>

996
01:12:59,126 --> 01:13:01,651
<i>There's no one in the place</i>

997
01:13:01,762 --> 01:13:04,322
<i>Just you and me</i>

998
01:13:04,431 --> 01:13:07,423
<i>So set them up, Joe</i>

999
01:13:07,534 --> 01:13:11,766
<i>I've got a little story
you ought to know</i>

1000
01:13:12,739 --> 01:13:15,037
<i>We're coming, my friend</i>

1001
01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:20,747
<i>- To the end of brief episode
- I'm so sorry.</i>

1002
01:13:20,814 --> 01:13:25,342
<i>- So make it one for my baby
- All right. It's okay.</i>

1003
01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:29,446
<i>- And one more for the road
- Very, very sorry.</i>

1004
01:13:34,094 --> 01:13:36,585
What were you thinking?

1005
01:13:36,697 --> 01:13:38,665
It's your responsibility to watch her!

1006
01:13:38,765 --> 01:13:42,565
Do you have any idea
how upset those people are in there?

1007
01:13:56,316 --> 01:13:59,285
Why do you think people
want to get married?

1008
01:13:59,353 --> 01:14:02,447
When you get older,
you just have to.

1009
01:14:02,522 --> 01:14:04,956
I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler.

1010
01:14:05,025 --> 01:14:07,892
You can't marry a teacher.
It's against the law.

1011
01:14:07,995 --> 01:14:10,088
- It is not.
- Yes, it is.

1012
01:14:10,197 --> 01:14:13,257
'Cause then he'll give you all A's,
and it won't be fair.

1013
01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:15,301
Not true.

1014
01:14:18,438 --> 01:14:20,099
Have you ever kissed anyone?

1015
01:14:21,608 --> 01:14:23,542
Like they do on TV?

1016
01:14:28,615 --> 01:14:31,812
Maybe we should, just to see
what's the big deal.

1017
01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:34,683
I don't know how.

1018
01:14:34,755 --> 01:14:36,746
Here. Practice on your arm,
like this.

1019
01:14:37,824 --> 01:14:39,985
Like this?

1020
01:14:43,163 --> 01:14:46,690
Enough practice.
Close your eyes.

1021
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,700
Then I won't be able to see anything.

1022
01:14:48,769 --> 01:14:50,896
Just do it.

1023
01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:57,736
On the count of three.

1024
01:14:58,679 --> 01:15:00,340
One.

1025
01:15:00,414 --> 01:15:03,645
Two.
Two-and-a-half.

1026
01:15:03,717 --> 01:15:05,912
Three.

1027
01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:16,287
Say something.
It's too quiet.

1028
01:15:19,266 --> 01:15:21,166
Just hurry!

1029
01:15:22,369 --> 01:15:24,667
"I pledge allegiance
to the flag...

1030
01:15:24,738 --> 01:15:26,706
of the United States of America.

1031
01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:29,333
And to the republic
for which it stands...

1032
01:15:29,409 --> 01:15:31,434
one nation, under God...

1033
01:15:31,511 --> 01:15:34,810
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all."

1034
01:15:56,737 --> 01:15:59,797
- You better not tell anyone.
- You better not either.

1035
01:15:59,873 --> 01:16:02,137
Well, let's spit on it.

1036
01:16:05,045 --> 01:16:07,013
- See you tomorrow.
- See you.

1037
01:16:09,416 --> 01:16:11,247
What?

1038
01:16:12,386 --> 01:16:15,219
- Would you think of me?
- For what?

1039
01:16:16,289 --> 01:16:19,315
If you don't marry Mr. Bixler.

1040
01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:23,026
I guess.

1041
01:17:25,092 --> 01:17:26,650
Get away!

1042
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,803
- What are you doing?
- Feeding my fish.

1043
01:18:25,318 --> 01:18:28,116
Is that the fish you won
at the carnival?

1044
01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:33,392
He's getting big.

1045
01:18:37,531 --> 01:18:40,159
Come here and sit down for a minute.

1046
01:18:46,173 --> 01:18:48,505
Something happened to Thomas J.
last night.

1047
01:18:50,777 --> 01:18:52,745
He stepped on a beehive.

1048
01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:57,181
I told him not to tease those bees.
Did he get stung?

1049
01:19:01,054 --> 01:19:03,454
Maybe I should go over and yell at him.

1050
01:19:05,692 --> 01:19:08,217
No, sweetheart.
You can't.

1051
01:19:11,431 --> 01:19:12,898
Why not?

1052
01:19:15,902 --> 01:19:18,530
He was allergic to bees.

1053
01:19:19,773 --> 01:19:22,207
He's okay, isn't he?

1054
01:19:24,211 --> 01:19:26,441
There were just too many of them.

1055
01:19:48,735 --> 01:19:50,703
What's wrong, sweetheart?

1056
01:19:50,770 --> 01:19:54,467
- I can't breath. I'm suffocating.
- Relax. Let me look.

1057
01:19:54,541 --> 01:19:56,566
It's okay.
Come up here. Let me have a look.

1058
01:19:56,643 --> 01:19:58,577
That's a girl.

1059
01:19:58,645 --> 01:20:00,613
It hurts so bad!

1060
01:20:01,681 --> 01:20:04,081
- Make it stop!
- What hurts?

1061
01:20:05,151 --> 01:20:08,314
The bee stings!
I can't breathe!

1062
01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:40,318
I'm leaving some food by the door
in case you get hungry.

1063
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:49,819
Is Veda home?

1064
01:20:49,929 --> 01:20:54,593
She is. But she's very upset
so she's not seeing anyone.

1065
01:20:55,669 --> 01:20:57,796
I'm Judy.
I go to school with her.

1066
01:20:57,871 --> 01:21:00,567
I wanted to tell her
I'm sorry about Thomas J.

1067
01:21:01,808 --> 01:21:03,799
Maybe she'll feel better
in a couple days.

1068
01:21:03,877 --> 01:21:05,208
Will you tell her I came by?

1069
01:21:06,046 --> 01:21:08,606
- Sure.
- Thank you.

1070
01:21:08,682 --> 01:21:10,274
Bye.

1071
01:21:17,691 --> 01:21:19,488
- Hi, Harry.
- Hi, Reverend Moss.

1072
01:21:19,592 --> 01:21:23,460
I know the Sennetts want to thank you
for taking care of things so quickly.

1073
01:21:35,275 --> 01:21:37,470
I see you took your tray in.

1074
01:21:38,645 --> 01:21:41,580
Maybe you should come down
for the funeral.

1075
01:21:41,648 --> 01:21:43,741
Sometimes it helps.

1076
01:21:54,427 --> 01:21:56,361
She won't come out.

1077
01:21:57,797 --> 01:21:59,526
It's been a whole day.

1078
01:22:01,067 --> 01:22:03,763
You have to do something.

1079
01:22:03,837 --> 01:22:09,036
- The funeral's starting.
- She's 11 years old!

1080
01:22:09,109 --> 01:22:11,043
Her only friend is dead!

1081
01:22:11,111 --> 01:22:13,102
I know!
What do you want from me?

1082
01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:15,443
Stop hiding!

1083
01:22:15,515 --> 01:22:17,483
You run.

1084
01:22:18,551 --> 01:22:23,454
When I came here, the idea of working
with dead people didn't thrill me.

1085
01:22:25,525 --> 01:22:27,823
When I saw a family lived here...

1086
01:22:28,928 --> 01:22:31,692
I thought...

1087
01:22:31,765 --> 01:22:36,702
if I'm living without a family,
at least I can work with one.

1088
01:22:36,770 --> 01:22:40,206
And maybe, once and a while,
be invited for supper.

1089
01:22:40,273 --> 01:22:44,369
And when those suppers are disrupted
when there's a car crash...

1090
01:22:44,444 --> 01:22:46,378
or a little boy
steps on a beehive...

1091
01:22:46,446 --> 01:22:50,382
I'm not asking you to stop feeling
for those people.

1092
01:22:52,752 --> 01:22:54,913
But life isn't just death.

1093
01:22:56,990 --> 01:22:58,855
Don't ignore the living.

1094
01:23:00,326 --> 01:23:02,556
Especially your daughter.

1095
01:23:05,231 --> 01:23:08,428
Excuse me.
The minister's about to begin.

1096
01:23:08,501 --> 01:23:11,197
Thank you, Arthur.

1097
01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:27,412
We are here to...

1098
01:23:27,487 --> 01:23:29,853
honor Thomas James Sennett.

1099
01:23:29,923 --> 01:23:33,916
He was born May 7, 1961...

1100
01:23:34,027 --> 01:23:35,688
in Madison, Pennsylvania.

1101
01:23:35,795 --> 01:23:37,763
He's survived by his loving parents...

1102
01:23:37,831 --> 01:23:39,765
Charles and Susan Sennett...

1103
01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:43,030
his grandparents,
William and Gloria Sennett...

1104
01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:45,070
and Gerald and Marjory Finn...

1105
01:23:45,138 --> 01:23:48,767
and many relatives, friends
and schoolmates.

1106
01:23:48,842 --> 01:23:53,074
The internment will follow
at Madison Memorial Park.

1107
01:23:53,146 --> 01:23:57,742
The family has asked me
to say a few words before we proceed.

1108
01:24:00,186 --> 01:24:03,815
No words I could say
would begin to express...

1109
01:24:03,890 --> 01:24:06,222
the loss and grief.

1110
01:24:07,327 --> 01:24:10,888
One word that keeps ringing in my ear...

1111
01:24:10,997 --> 01:24:12,430
is "why?"

1112
01:24:12,499 --> 01:24:15,491
Why would God choose
to take this little boy from us?

1113
01:24:16,369 --> 01:24:20,328
Why? I cant give you an answer
to that question.

1114
01:24:20,406 --> 01:24:21,839
I can tell you...

1115
01:24:21,908 --> 01:24:26,106
God has chosen Thomas J.
for some very special reason.

1116
01:24:27,947 --> 01:24:32,646
We must find solace in knowing
that he's in God's care.

1117
01:24:32,719 --> 01:24:37,520
In that place,
there is no sorrow or suffering.

1118
01:24:37,590 --> 01:24:39,854
The lion lies with the lamb.

1119
01:24:39,959 --> 01:24:42,894
The day is not divided.

1120
01:24:42,962 --> 01:24:46,056
I'd like to read a passage
from the Bible.

1121
01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:50,534
This is Matthew 19.

1122
01:24:50,603 --> 01:24:52,628
At one point, children were
brought to Him...

1123
01:24:52,705 --> 01:24:57,074
that He might lay his hands on them
in prayer.

1124
01:24:57,143 --> 01:24:59,043
Disciples began to chastise Him.

1125
01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:04,482
But Jesus said,
"Let the children come to me.

1126
01:25:04,551 --> 01:25:06,314
Do not hinder them.

1127
01:25:06,386 --> 01:25:09,355
The kingdom of God
belongs to such as these."

1128
01:25:11,190 --> 01:25:14,182
He laid his hands on their heads...

1129
01:25:14,294 --> 01:25:16,285
before he left that place.

1130
01:25:16,396 --> 01:25:19,456
Let us pray in silence.

1131
01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:23,596
Wanna go tree climbing?

1132
01:25:23,670 --> 01:25:27,128
His face hurts!
And where are his glasses?

1133
01:25:27,206 --> 01:25:29,902
He can't see without his glasses!

1134
01:25:29,976 --> 01:25:31,910
Put his glasses on!

1135
01:25:36,082 --> 01:25:40,712
- He was going to be an acrobat.
- He's gone, sweetheart.

1136
01:25:45,825 --> 01:25:47,452
Wait!

1137
01:26:03,610 --> 01:26:06,204
I was just on my way to your house.

1138
01:26:06,279 --> 01:26:09,544
You all right?
I'm so sorry about Thomas J.

1139
01:26:11,384 --> 01:26:13,682
We don't have to talk about him!

1140
01:26:16,189 --> 01:26:18,157
It's okay.
We won't talk about him.

1141
01:26:18,224 --> 01:26:22,024
Justin and Ronda say that I should
tell people what I feel.

1142
01:26:22,996 --> 01:26:25,521
Come here.
Sit down over here.

1143
01:26:31,404 --> 01:26:33,372
I love you.

1144
01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:38,008
I love you like my dad loves Shelly.

1145
01:26:38,077 --> 01:26:40,011
And I wanna live here.

1146
01:26:43,216 --> 01:26:45,480
I think your dad would miss you.

1147
01:26:45,551 --> 01:26:48,748
No, he wouldn't.
I can't go home.

1148
01:26:48,821 --> 01:26:52,848
Hank, I'll be ready in a second.
I can't find my other earring.

1149
01:26:53,726 --> 01:26:55,318
This is Veda.

1150
01:26:58,498 --> 01:27:01,023
- I'm really sorry.
- Could you give us a minute?

1151
01:27:05,938 --> 01:27:07,371
Who's that?

1152
01:27:08,574 --> 01:27:10,371
That's Suzanne.

1153
01:27:16,082 --> 01:27:18,414
She and I are gonna be married
this fall.

1154
01:27:19,585 --> 01:27:22,486
I was gonna bring her to class
next week.

1155
01:27:22,555 --> 01:27:25,183
I want her to hear your poem.

1156
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:29,221
Please, honey.
I cared for him too.

1157
01:27:29,328 --> 01:27:31,262
- Please!
- Get away from me!

1158
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,434
Sweetheart, don't...

1159
01:28:09,001 --> 01:28:11,936
<i>Why do you think people
want to get married?</i>

1160
01:28:12,004 --> 01:28:14,495
<i>When you get old,
you just have to.</i>

1161
01:28:19,445 --> 01:28:21,379
<i>Who's that with your dad?</i>

1162
01:28:22,181 --> 01:28:24,115
<i>That's my mother.</i>

1163
01:28:26,252 --> 01:28:28,777
<i>I'm gonna be an acrobat
when I grow up.</i>

1164
01:28:31,758 --> 01:28:34,454
<i>Would you think of me?</i>

1165
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,427
<i>If you don't get to marry
Mr. Bixler.</i>

1166
01:28:41,968 --> 01:28:44,334
<i>Now we're blood brothers for life.</i>

1167
01:29:02,588 --> 01:29:05,386
- We haven't found her yet.
- She can't be alone in the dark!

1168
01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:08,518
- We'll keep looking.
- We've been looking since this morning.

1169
01:29:08,628 --> 01:29:10,061
Her teacher said...

1170
01:29:10,129 --> 01:29:12,097
I know. You told us.

1171
01:29:18,671 --> 01:29:21,231
Are you okay?

1172
01:29:23,910 --> 01:29:27,710
I should have told Thomas J.
he was my best friend.

1173
01:29:28,781 --> 01:29:30,715
I'm sure he knew.

1174
01:29:42,495 --> 01:29:45,157
I stole some money
from your cookie jar...

1175
01:29:45,264 --> 01:29:47,289
to pay for the writing class.

1176
01:29:51,270 --> 01:29:54,137
- It's okay.
- I'll pay you back.

1177
01:29:54,207 --> 01:29:58,075
Besides, I don't think
I'll ever go to class again.

1178
01:29:59,879 --> 01:30:01,710
Tell you what.

1179
01:30:01,781 --> 01:30:06,241
You dedicate your first book to me.
I'll forget the whole thing.

1180
01:30:06,319 --> 01:30:08,378
I will. I promise.

1181
01:30:08,454 --> 01:30:10,388
Get into bed.

1182
01:30:31,844 --> 01:30:33,402
'Night.

1183
01:30:52,398 --> 01:30:53,956
She's here.

1184
01:31:12,151 --> 01:31:15,177
- Did I kill my mother?
- What?

1185
01:31:18,791 --> 01:31:22,318
The bees killed Thomas J.,
and I killed my mother.

1186
01:31:32,571 --> 01:31:34,539
That wasn't your fault.

1187
01:31:36,309 --> 01:31:39,278
Things like that aren't anybody's fault.

1188
01:31:39,345 --> 01:31:41,279
It just happened.

1189
01:31:45,851 --> 01:31:47,785
I found this.

1190
01:31:53,159 --> 01:31:55,218
I forgot about that picture.

1191
01:31:55,328 --> 01:31:58,161
- Where'd you find it?
- In the garage.

1192
01:31:59,465 --> 01:32:03,060
That little Chevy
was your mother's favorite car.

1193
01:32:03,903 --> 01:32:05,700
What was my mama like?

1194
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,733
She was pretty.

1195
01:32:09,809 --> 01:32:11,743
Kind.

1196
01:32:11,811 --> 01:32:13,745
She had your eyes.

1197
01:32:16,382 --> 01:32:18,316
Did she love to laugh.

1198
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:23,982
Sometimes when you laugh,
you sound just like her.

1199
01:32:24,056 --> 01:32:25,489
Really?

1200
01:32:27,593 --> 01:32:30,721
Know what she did when she found out
she was going to have you?

1201
01:32:32,665 --> 01:32:35,532
She came home
and painted this whole room pink.

1202
01:32:36,902 --> 01:32:39,200
She was so sure
she was going to have a little girl.

1203
01:32:39,271 --> 01:32:41,739
Do you miss her?

1204
01:32:44,910 --> 01:32:47,037
I did very much...

1205
01:32:47,113 --> 01:32:48,842
for a long time.

1206
01:32:50,249 --> 01:32:55,516
Even now, I get a little sad
when I think about a pretty flower...

1207
01:32:55,588 --> 01:32:58,182
or a beautiful sunset
she would have liked.

1208
01:32:58,257 --> 01:33:03,092
I think every time I see a climbing
tree, I'll think of Thomas J.

1209
01:33:04,063 --> 01:33:05,724
That's good.

1210
01:33:05,831 --> 01:33:07,992
Memories are good, sweetheart.

1211
01:33:09,835 --> 01:33:12,770
I'm sorry.

1212
01:33:13,739 --> 01:33:17,197
I was trying to keep it from you.

1213
01:33:20,112 --> 01:33:22,046
I just couldn't.

1214
01:33:25,818 --> 01:33:28,719
You're a good girl.
I want you to be happy.

1215
01:33:29,789 --> 01:33:32,314
Don't be an old grump like me.

1216
01:33:39,799 --> 01:33:41,733
See you in the morning.

1217
01:33:45,204 --> 01:33:46,637
Daddy.

1218
01:33:48,107 --> 01:33:50,041
It's not so bad to be like you.

1219
01:34:16,869 --> 01:34:18,803
How are you doing?

1220
01:34:21,507 --> 01:34:23,998
Some days I think I'll be okay...

1221
01:34:24,076 --> 01:34:26,340
Others...

1222
01:34:26,412 --> 01:34:30,041
I have to force myself
even to get out of bed.

1223
01:34:30,116 --> 01:34:34,314
I know it's crazy, but sometimes I think
he's just away at camp.

1224
01:34:35,788 --> 01:34:37,722
How's Veda?

1225
01:34:37,790 --> 01:34:39,485
She's doing much better.

1226
01:34:39,558 --> 01:34:41,526
She's just inside.

1227
01:34:53,572 --> 01:34:56,234
I've been wanting to see you.

1228
01:34:59,745 --> 01:35:01,940
Thomas J. had this on him.

1229
01:35:03,182 --> 01:35:05,173
I thought you might like to have it.

1230
01:35:16,862 --> 01:35:19,126
You were such a good friend to him.

1231
01:35:20,366 --> 01:35:22,357
I hope you'll still come by
and visit me.

1232
01:35:22,468 --> 01:35:25,835
I will.
I promise.

1233
01:35:35,848 --> 01:35:38,442
Thomas J. will be all right.

1234
01:35:38,517 --> 01:35:40,883
My mother will take care of him.

1235
01:35:44,123 --> 01:35:46,057
Thank you.

1236
01:35:55,034 --> 01:35:58,435
"Encased in talent,
like a uniform...

1237
01:35:58,470 --> 01:36:01,098
the rank of every poet
is well known.

1238
01:36:02,675 --> 01:36:06,702
They can amaze us
like a thunderstorm...

1239
01:36:06,779 --> 01:36:10,215
or die so young...

1240
01:36:10,282 --> 01:36:12,546
or live for years alone."

1241
01:36:15,888 --> 01:36:18,721
My advice to you on our last class:

1242
01:36:20,826 --> 01:36:23,420
Be a thunderstorm.

1243
01:36:23,529 --> 01:36:26,396
What exactly do you mean by that?

1244
01:36:28,934 --> 01:36:32,631
I mean, be dangerous...

1245
01:36:34,406 --> 01:36:36,271
and unpredictable.

1246
01:36:37,343 --> 01:36:40,073
And make a lot of noise.

1247
01:36:49,488 --> 01:36:53,618
We missed you, man!
Give me a hug.

1248
01:36:56,795 --> 01:36:59,355
I was hoping you'd stop by today.

1249
01:37:04,136 --> 01:37:06,001
Can't stay.

1250
01:37:06,071 --> 01:37:08,005
I just came to read my poem.

1251
01:37:08,073 --> 01:37:10,007
We'd love to hear it.

1252
01:37:16,782 --> 01:37:19,774
"Weeping willow with your tears
running down...

1253
01:37:19,852 --> 01:37:22,787
why do you always weep and frown?

1254
01:37:22,855 --> 01:37:25,824
Is it because he left you one day?

1255
01:37:25,891 --> 01:37:28,621
Is it because he could not stay?

1256
01:37:29,728 --> 01:37:32,196
On your branches he would swing.

1257
01:37:32,264 --> 01:37:35,927
Do you long for the happiness
that day would bring?

1258
01:37:36,001 --> 01:37:38,196
He found shelter in your shade.

1259
01:37:39,338 --> 01:37:42,068
You thought his laughter
would never fade.

1260
01:37:43,142 --> 01:37:46,305
Weeping willow, stop your tears.

1261
01:37:46,378 --> 01:37:49,006
There is something to calm your fears.

1262
01:37:50,215 --> 01:37:54,311
You think death has ripped you
forever apart.

1263
01:37:54,386 --> 01:37:57,287
But I know he'll always
be in your heart."

1264
01:38:09,968 --> 01:38:11,902
<i>Things are a little better these days.</i>

1265
01:38:11,970 --> 01:38:13,938
<i>I finally swallowed that chicken bone.</i>

1266
01:38:14,006 --> 01:38:16,804
<i>Judy and I are going to be
in the same homeroom.</i>

1267
01:38:16,875 --> 01:38:20,777
<i>And the Republican Party
just renominated Mr. Nixon.</i>

1268
01:38:21,305 --> 01:38:27,764
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