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Everyone is born,
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but not everyone
is born the same.
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Some will grow to be butchers
or bakers or candlestick makers.
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Some will only be really good
at making Jell-O salad.
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One way or another, though,
every human being is unique,
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for better or for worse.
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Most parents believe their children are the most
beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet.
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Others take
a less emotional approach.
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- What a waste of time.
- And painful.
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And expensive.
$9.25 for a bar of soap?
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Well, I had to take a shower, Harry.
$5000?
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I'm not paying it. What are they
gonna do, repossess the kid?
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There's no way out.
Make a U-turn.
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All right.
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- Harry!
- All right.
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Harry!
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The Wormwood guy's back!
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Harry and Zinnia Wormwood
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lived in a very nice neighborhood,
in a very nice house.
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But they were not really
very nice people.
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Get out of the street, you little dodos!
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The Wormwoods were so
wrapped up in their own silly lives
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that they barely noticed
they had a daughter.
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Had they paid any attention
to her at all,
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they'd have realized
she was a rather extraordinary child.
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Oh, my gosh, Matilda,
now look what you did!
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They named her Matilda.
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You're supposed
to eat the spinach. Ooh!
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Ew, ew, ew.
Ew, ew, ew!
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Babies!
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You're better off raising tomatoes.
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By the time she was 2,
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Matilda had learned what most
people learn in their early 30s:
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How to take care of herself.
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As time went by,
she developed a sense of style.
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Every morning, Matilda's brother,
Michael, went to school.
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Bye, Mom.
Get out of here.
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Her father worked selling used cars
Make money.
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for unfair prices.
And her mother took off to play bingo.
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Soup's on the stove.
Heat it up if you get hungry.
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Matilda was left alone.
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That was how she liked it.
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♪ On my way, on my way ♪
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♪ On my way, on my way ♪
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♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
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♪ I may see you
I may tell you to run ♪
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♪ On my way, on my way ♪
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♪ You know what they say
About the young ♪
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♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪
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♪ I may see you ♪
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By the time she was 4, Matilda
had read every magazine in the house.
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One night,
she got up her courage
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and asked her father for something
she desperately wanted.
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A book?
What do you want a book for?
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To read.
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To read? Why would you wanna read
when you got the television set
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sitting right in front of you?
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There's nothing you can get from a book that
you can't get from a television faster.
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Get out of the way!
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Matilda already knew that she
was somewhat different from her family.
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She saw that whatever
she needed in this world,
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she'd have to get herself.
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Bye.
Ciao.
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There's fish fingers
in the microwave.
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The next morning,
after her parents left,
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Matilda set off
in search of a book.
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Where are the
children's books, please?
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In that room right over there.
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Would you like me to pick you out
one with lots of pictures in it?
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No, thank you.
I'm sure I can manage.
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From then on, every day,
as soon as her mother went to bingo,
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Matilda walked
the 10 blocks to the library
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and devoured
one book after another.
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When she finished
all the children's books,
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she started wandering around
in search of something else.
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Mrs. Phelps, who had been
watching her with fascination
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for the past few weeks,
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offered Matilda some valuable
library information.
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You know, you could have
your very own library card.
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And then you could
take books home
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and you wouldn't have
to walk here every day.
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You could take
as many as you like.
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That would be wonderful.
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So Matilda's strong,
young mind continued to grow,
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nurtured by the voices
of all those authors
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who had sent their books
out into the world
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like ships onto the sea.
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These books gave Matilda
a hopeful and comforting message:
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You are not alone.
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Any packages come today?
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Mm-mm.
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Where did
all this come from?
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The library.
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The library? You've never set foot in a library.
You're only 4 years old.
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Six and a half.
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You're 4.
Six and a half.
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If you were 6 and a half,
you'd be in school already.
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I want to be in school.
I told you
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I was supposed to start school
in September. You wouldn't listen.
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Get up. Get UP!
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Get out here.
Give me that book.
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Dearest pie, how old is Matilda?
Four
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I'm 6 and a half, Mommy.
Five, then.
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I was 6 in August.
You're a liar.
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I wanna go to school.
School!
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Out of the question. Who would be
here to sign for the packages?
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We can't leave valuable packages
sitting out on the doorstep.
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Now, go watch TV
like a good kid.
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You know, sometimes I think there's
something wrong with that girl.
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Hm. Tell me about it.
Mm.
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Hey, dip-face,
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have a marshmallow.
Have another marshmallow, dip-face!
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Dip-face!
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Sometimes Matilda
longed for a friend.
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Someone like the kind,
courageous people in her books.
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It occurred to her that
like talking dragons and princesses
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with hair long enough to climb, such
people might exist only in storybooks.
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But Matilda was about to discover
that she could be her own friend.
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That she had a kind of strength
she wasn't even aware of.
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I'm great! I'm incredible!
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Michael, pencil and paper,
in the kitchen.
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Did we sell some cars today,
honeydew?
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Did we!
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Does that mean
I can get that new TV?
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Yeah. Son, one day you're gonna
have to earn your own living.
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It's time you learned
the family business.
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Sit down. Write this down.
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All right. The first car your
brilliant father sold cost $320.
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I sold it for $1158.
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The second one cost $512.
Mm-hm.
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I sold it for $2269.
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Wait, Dad, you're going too fast.
Just write.
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The third cost $68.
I sold it for $999.
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And the fourth cost $1100.
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I sold it for 7839
big American boffos.
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Harry!
What was my profit for the day?
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Could you repeat the last one--?
$10,265.
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Check it if you don't believe me.
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You're a little cheat.
You saw the paper.
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From all the way over here?
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Are you being smart with me?
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If you're being smart with me, young
lady, you're gonna be punished.
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Punished for being smart?
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For being a smart aleck.
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When a person is bad, that person
has to be taught a lesson.
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Person?
Get up!
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- Get up.
- Harry Wormwood
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had unintentionally
given his daughter
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the first practical advice
she could use.
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He meant to say,
"When a child is bad."
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Instead he said,
"When a person is bad."
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And thereby introduced
a revolutionary idea
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that children could
punish their parents.
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Only when they deserved it,
of course.
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Michael, come into my room.
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What?
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My boy, today's the day I take you to the shop.
What do you say?
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I don't know.
What do you say, Dad?
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I say appearance
is nine-tenths of the law.
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People don't buy a car,
they buy me.
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Which is why I personally
take such pride in my appearance.
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Well-oiled hair,
clean shaved, snappy suit.
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Now, run along and get ready
for a big day of learning, kid. Heh.
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It's gonna be a big day
of learning too.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
We're gonna take them for all they got.
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Give me the cookies.
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Here.
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Okay, my boy, heir to the throne.
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Today we diddle the customer.
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What's wrong with you?
What are you looking at?
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Lovekins, where's my breakfast?
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Here we are, my heartstrings. Aah!
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Snickerdoodle, what did
you do to your hair?
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My hair?
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Give me those things. Give me that.
Where are you going with those?
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Give me those.
Get in the car. Go on.
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- Get in.
- Dirty dealings,
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Like buying stolen car parts,
never stay secret for long.
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Especially when the FBI
gets involved.
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9:17, suspect exits domicile.
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I've got 9:18.
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9:17 is correct.
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Michael, one day
all this will be yours.
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This?
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See this junker?
I paid $100 for it.
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She's got 120,000 miles on her.
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Transmission shot,
bumpers have fallen off.
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What do I do with her? Hm?
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I sell her.
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We really should weld
these bumpers on,
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but that takes time,
equipment, money.
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So we use
Super Super Glue instead.
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Go ahead, put it on there.
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Won't it fall off?
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Definitely.
Isn't that dangerous?
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Not to me, okay?
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Transmission.
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The sawdust quiets the gears, and
lets the engine run as sweet as a nut
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for a couple of miles. Ha-ha-ha.
Daddy, that's cheating.
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Of course it's cheating.
Nobody ever got rich being honest.
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20 years ago, we could turn
the numbers back by hand. But--
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Here, take my hat.
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But the feds like to test the ingenuity
of the American businessman.
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Two-directional drill.
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You run it backwards,
the numbers go down.
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Watch the speedometer.
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Cool.
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See?
Yeah.
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Daddy, you're a crook.
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What?
This is illegal.
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Here, keep drilling.
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Do you make money?
Do you have a job?
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No, but don't people
need good cars?
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Can't you sell good cars, Dad?
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Listen, you little wiseacre.
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I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little.
I'm right, you're wrong.
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And there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Harry, I won! I won!
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I hit the double bingo! Aah!
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Come on, everybody!
I'm taking you all to Café Le Ritz.
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Let me see the money.
Never mind.
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Double bingo, huh? Ooh.
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God, your hair looks awful.
I hope they let you in.
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- They'll let me in.
- Here's your hat, Daddy.
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Get in the car.
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Go on, get in.
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How much?
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It's for me to know
and you to find out.
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It's nice to go out sometimes.
Yeah.
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You never take us out.
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Of course I do.
I took you to the Flipper.
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- I don't remember any of the Flipper.
- The fish joint.
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You found that comb
in the bouillabaisse.
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Oh, yeah. I like that joint.
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Bonjour.
This way, please.
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Harry, take your hat off.
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I can't.
This is a nice place.
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You can't wear a hat inside.
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I can't take it off.
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Harry, nobody cares
what your hair looks like.
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What's with this hat?
I can't get it off. I can't get it off.
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Just a minute. I'm gonna yank
this hat off. I'm pulling it.
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I think your head
swelled up really bad.
245
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,540
You're pulling the skin!
You're such a baby! Stop it!
246
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,168
Fibers are fused to the head!
Fibers are fused?
247
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,250
What is that supposed to mean?
Give me that hat!
248
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,945
Mm.
249
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,865
I will not be the figure of ridicule!
250
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,251
I want respect, and I want it now!
251
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,955
I still don't see how you
glued your hat on, Harry.
252
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,716
I mean, I know you say you didn't,
but obviously you did.
253
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,344
I did not glue my hat to my head.
254
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,678
The hat shrunk,
the fibers fused to my hair. Ow.
255
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,260
Baby, wait a minute.
I'm getting it now.
256
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,224
I'm getting it. One more.
257
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,352
Oh, my God.
258
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,820
From now on, this family
does exactly what I say,
259
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,409
when, exactly when, I say it!
260
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,075
Here's your hat, Harry.
Give me that.
261
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,168
And right now,
262
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,714
we are eating dinner
and watching TV.
263
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,587
Are you ready to get
sticky with Mickey?
264
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,597
Shut your light off.
265
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,768
I'm just giving it away!
266
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,931
But for those idiots out there who don't
know how to play, here's how it goes.
267
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:45,443
For each correct answer, they'll move
one step closer to our cube of cash.
268
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,526
Once in our cube of cash, any money
that sticks to your gooey body,
269
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,862
you get to take home.
270
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,662
Hi, Dad.
271
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,243
Are you in this family?
272
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,292
Mm...
273
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,293
Hello?
274
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,046
Are you in this family?
275
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,341
Dinnertime is family time.
What is this trash you're reading?
276
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,801
It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely.
277
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,217
It's called Moby Dick,
by Herman Melville.
278
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,556
Moby what?
279
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:26,022
This is filth! Trash! Here.
It's not mine! It's a library book.
280
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,730
Trash!
281
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:32,114
I'm fed up with all this reading! You're
a Wormwood, you start acting like one!
282
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,616
Sit up and look at the TV.
283
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,495
Producers are not liable for any skin
irritation that may result from playing our game.
284
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,781
Get real sticky and get
cash for free.
285
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,247
All right, that's enough.
Let's get sticky!
286
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,657
I didn't do it.
287
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,667
Of course you didn't do it,
you little twit.
288
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,333
I told you that was
a cheap set.
289
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:32,217
It's not a cheap set,
it's a stolen set.
290
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,092
Put your light on!
291
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,092
Bummer.
292
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,222
Was it magic or coincidence?
293
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,883
She didn't know.
294
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,771
It is said that we humans use
only a tiny portion of our brains.
295
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,433
Matilda might never have discovered
her own great strength of mind
296
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,274
were it not for the events
that began on the very next day.
297
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,859
I need a car,
inexpensive but reliable.
298
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,696
- Can you service me?
- In a manner of speaking, yes.
299
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,280
Welcome to Wormwood Motors.
300
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,696
Harry Wormwood,
owner, founder, whatever.
301
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,787
Agatha Trunchbull, principal,
Crunchem Hall Elementary School.
302
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,746
I warn you, sir, I want a tight
car, because I run a tight ship.
303
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,837
Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh--
My school is a model of discipline.
304
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,094
“Use the rod, beat the child,"
that's my motto.
305
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,597
Terrific motto.
You have brats yourself?
306
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,178
Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey,
and one mistake, Matilda.
307
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,471
They're all mistakes, children. Filthy,
nasty things. Glad I never was one.
308
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:30,062
Uh-huh. Well, since you're an educator,
I'm gonna make you a great deal.
309
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,852
You had better.
Let's do business.
310
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,189
Thank you.
311
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,948
Enjoy it.
312
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,197
Hey, you, you're going to school.
I am?
313
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,203
First thing tomorrow.
314
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,409
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. You'll get
a real education at this place.
315
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,045
Matilda had always wanted to
go to school because she loved to learn.
316
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,836
She tried to imagine
what her new school would be like.
317
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,094
Go ahead.
318
00:22:59,086 --> 00:22:59,803
Go ahead.
319
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,136
She pictured a lovely
building surrounded by trees
320
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,677
and flowers and swings.
321
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,930
Well, there was a building
322
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,812
and children.
323
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,602
So regardless of what
Crunchem Hall looked like,
324
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,486
she was happy to be there.
325
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,988
Hey, wait up!
326
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:22,489
After all, any school
is better than no school at all.
327
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,657
Isn't it?
328
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,273
You, detention.
329
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,706
You're too small.
Grow up quicker!
330
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,911
Heads up! Shoulders back!
Stomachs in! Stand straight.
331
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,295
Hey-
sorry-
332
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,501
Detention for you.
333
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,713
That's okay. It's much better
than being out there.
334
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,172
Is that my teacher?
335
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,758
No, that's the principal,
Miss Trunchbull.
336
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,889
You've gotta be kidding.
Uh-uh.
337
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,684
You squirts better skedaddle.
I'm not kidding.
338
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,721
The Trunchbull likes to snap a whip
in there to see who's trying to hide.
339
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,434
Stomach in!
340
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,766
Change those socks! Too pink.
341
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,526
I'm Matilda.
Lavender.
342
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,861
- I'm Hortensia.
- Hi.
343
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,900
She doesn't really hit children
with that riding crop, does she?
344
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,194
No, it's mostly for scare.
345
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,078
What she does is worse.
346
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:52,037
Like yesterday, in the second grade,
the Trunchbull makes a weekly visit
347
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:56,500
to every classroom to show the teachers
a thing or two about handling kids.
348
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,084
And Julius Rottwinkle ate
349
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,126
- two M&M's during her lesson.
- And she caught him?
350
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,918
Of course.
351
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,141
Was Julius okay?
After being thrown out the window?
352
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:15,727
Of course he wasn't okay.
He lived, if that's what you mean.
353
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,733
The Trunchbull used
to be in the Olympics.
354
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:22,112
Shot put, javelin, hammer throw.
355
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,443
The hammer throw is her specialty.
356
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,109
So she does this all the time?
Better than being put in the choky.
357
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,029
- Choky?
- Yeah, the choky.
358
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,039
It's a tall, narrow hole
in the wall behind a door.
359
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,042
You have to stand
in a drippy pipe with jagged edges.
360
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,750
And the walls have broken glass
and nails sticking out.
361
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,791
Get inside, you
festering ball of pus!
362
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,460
- She puts kids in there?
- I've been in twice.
363
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,845
Sometimes she leaves you
in there all day.
364
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,803
- Didn't you tell your parents?
- They didn't believe me.
365
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,351
I mean, would your parents
believe it?
366
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,308
“I must obey Miss Trunchbull."
367
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,435
No.
368
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,817
Out of my way.
Here she comes.
369
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:05,819
Ahh, fresh meat.
370
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,616
Amanda Thripp.
371
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,330
Yes, Miss Trunchbull.
372
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,337
What are those?
What's what, Miss Trunchbull?
373
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,332
Hanging down by your ears.
374
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,001
You mean my pigtails?
375
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:30,343
Are you a pig, Amanda?
No, Miss Trunchbull.
376
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,517
Do I allow pigs in my school?
377
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,929
My mommy thinks they're sweet.
378
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,856
Your mommy is a twit!
379
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,479
You'll chop those off
before school tomorrow or I will--
380
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,230
But--
But?!
381
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:49,115
I don't--
But? Did you say "but"?
382
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,034
What? Hammer throw.
383
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,828
Definitely.
384
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,034
I'll give you "but"!
385
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,302
- Good loft!
- And excellent release.
386
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,058
Think she'll make the fence?
Gonna be a close one.
387
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,575
Quiet! Get to class
before I throw you all in the choky.
388
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,960
Lavender.
389
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,712
What's my teacher like?
390
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,918
Run, run, run. Faster! Get in.
391
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,589
Quickly!
392
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,719
But Matilda's teacher, Miss Honey,
393
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,881
was one of those
remarkable people
394
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,927
who appreciates every single child
for who she or he is.
395
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,095
I scooped these up for you,
Miss Honey.
396
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:03,607
Oh, how lovely.
Thank you, Amanda.
397
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:07,816
Okay, listen up, everybody.
We have a new student with us today.
398
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:11,528
This is Matilda Wormwood. I'd like
you to sit over here with Lavender.
399
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,489
Now, you all remember how scary
your first days at school were.
400
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:19,157
So I'd like you to be especially nice to
Matilda and make her feel welcome, all right?
401
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,745
Could you get her
workbook for her, please?
402
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,661
Yes, Miss Honey.
You can sit down.
403
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,798
Miss Honey was a wonderful
teacher and a friend to everyone.
404
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,301
But her life was not as simple
and beautiful as it seemed.
405
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,304
Miss Honey had a deep,
dark secret.
406
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,306
Though it caused her great pain,
407
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:39,560
she did not let it interfere
with her teaching.
408
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,476
Well, Matilda, you've come
on a very good day,
409
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,143
because we're going to review
everything that we've learned so far.
410
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,487
Now, it's all right if you don't understand
any of this because you're brand-new.
411
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,820
But if you do know an answer,
just raise your hand. Okay?
412
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,161
All right. We've been working
on our two-times tables.
413
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,413
Would anyone like
to demonstrate?
414
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,078
Okay.
415
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,335
Let's do some together.
416
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,672
- Two times four is?
- Eight.
417
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:13,131
- Two times six is?
- Twelve.
418
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,800
- Two times nine is?
- Eighteen.
419
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,182
Excellent! You've been practicing.
420
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,684
Pretty soon you'll be able to do
any multiplication,
421
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,436
- whether it's two times seven...
- Fourteen.
422
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:27,190
Very good. Or 13 times 379.
423
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,024
4927.
424
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,356
I beg your pardon?
425
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,867
I think that's the answer.
426
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,370
13 times 379.
427
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,031
4-9-2-7.
428
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,222
it is.
429
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,724
Wow.
430
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:11,067
Matilda, you know how
to multiply big numbers?
431
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:15,690
I read this book last year
on mathematics at the library.
432
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,656
You like to read?
433
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,071
Oh, yes, I love to read.
434
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,830
What do you like to read?
435
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:29,829
Everything, but lately I've
been reading Darles Chickens.
436
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,879
Charles Dickens.
I could read him every day.
437
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,094
So could I.
438
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,474
All right, everyone,
439
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:46,136
take out your workbooks
and let's start with section three.
440
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,775
I'll be back in a moment.
441
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:13,297
Yippee! Gotcha right in the neck!
And you. Woo-hoo!
442
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,299
Yes! You-- Come in, come in,
whoever you are.
443
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,472
Almost got you.
444
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:27,140
Good to see you, Jen.
Good, good, good.
445
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:30,476
Time for one of our
little heart-to-hearts?
446
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:37,362
Actually, it's about the new girl
in my class, Miss Trunchbull,
447
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,148
Matilda Wormwood.
448
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,158
Her father says she's a real wart.
A what?
449
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,787
A carbuncle, a blister, a festering
pustule of malignant ooze.
450
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:51,043
Oh, no, Matilda Wormwood
is a very sweet girl, and very bright.
451
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,794
A bright child?
452
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:55,251
Yes. She can multiply
large sums in her head.
453
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,003
So can a calculator.
454
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:03,764
Well, I think she might be happier
in an older and more advanced class.
455
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,095
Ah, I knew it!
456
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,933
You can't handle the little viper, so you're trying
to foist her off on one of the other teachers.
457
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,847
No, no, no, Miss Trunchbull.
Yes!
458
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,687
Typical, slothful cowardice.
459
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,194
Listen to me, Jen.
460
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,983
The distance the shot put goes depends
upon the effort you put into it.
461
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,651
Perspiration!
462
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:28,163
If you can't handle the little brat,
I'll lock her in the choky!
463
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,959
Get it?
Yes, ma'am.
464
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:37,715
One day, Jen, you'll see that
everything I do is for your own good,
465
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:42,219
and the good of those
putrescent little children!
466
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,235
Get back at Tiffany. Before.
467
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,403
When she was having that--
Mom, I'm home.
468
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,619
How was school?
School was great.
469
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,409
My teacher lets me do
sixth-grade work. Look.
470
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,920
Algebra and geography.
Hold on a minute.
471
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,797
Can't you see I'm in the middle
of an important phone call?
472
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,376
Well, you just asked me
how school was.
473
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,010
Quiet.
474
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,592
What else was she supposed
to do? The baby wasn't his.
475
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,099
Well, it was really great.
476
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,806
No way. They gotta be implants.
477
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:36,815
The principal is insane. She threw
a girl over the fence by her hair.
478
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,853
It would change your life too if
you waxed yours, I'm positive.
479
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,023
I have the most
wonderful teacher.
480
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,115
Mine are driving me crazy.
481
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:49,619
I'm telling you, six hours a day
at school is not enough.
482
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,200
I'll say.
483
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,913
Hiyah. Whack to the belly! A smack to the face.
Another smack to the face!
484
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,827
Burns is hurt. He's on the
ropes, ladies and gentlemen.
485
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,171
Saved by the bell.
486
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,837
Packages at this hour?
Come here.
487
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,548
What?
Okay.
488
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,136
Hello.
489
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:14,223
We don't give money. We don't like charities.
We don't buy raffle tickets.
490
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,309
Mr. Wormwood.
491
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,644
I'm Jennifer Honey.
I'm Matilda's teacher.
492
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,434
What has she done now?
493
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,980
You! Go to your room
right now! Right now. Beat it!
494
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:28,738
Look, whatever it is,
she's your problem now.
495
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,823
No, there is no problem.
496
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,405
Then beat it. We're watching TV.
497
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:38,961
Mr. Wormwood, if you think
watching some rotten TV show
498
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,464
is more important than your daughter,
then maybe you shouldn't be a parent.
499
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:46,047
Now, why don't you turn that
darn thing off and listen to me?
500
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,307
All right, come in.
Get this over with.
501
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,685
Mrs. Wormwood's not gonna
like this. Come on, get in.
502
00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,685
Close the door.
503
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,850
Who is it?
Some teacher.
504
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:04,861
Says she's gotta talk
to you about Matilda.
505
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,321
What did you do that for?
He had Velasquez on the ropes.
506
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:10,780
What do you want?
507
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,412
I'm sure you're aware by now that
Matilda has a brilliant mind.
508
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,448
Yeah, right.
Mikey, get me a beer.
509
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,243
Her math skills
are simply extraordinary.
510
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,503
She's reading material that I--
Want one?
511
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,039
Oh, no, thank you, dear.
512
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,506
Material that I didn't see
until my second year of college.
513
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,716
Oh, college.
Great, college.
514
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,098
I really feel,
with private instruction
515
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,055
that she'd be ready for college
in just a few short years.
516
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,720
Look, Miss Snit.
517
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,266
A girl does not get anywhere
by acting intelligent.
518
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,400
I mean, take a look
at you and me.
519
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,938
You chose books.
I chose looks.
520
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:51,734
I have a nice house,
a wonderful husband,
521
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,781
and you are slaving away teaching
snot-nosed children their ABC's.
522
00:35:56,946 --> 00:36:00,667
You want Matilda to go to college?
Ha-ha-ha.
523
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:05,088
College! I didn't go to college.
I don't know anybody who did.
524
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,796
Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen.
Ha-ha-ha.
525
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:12,132
Don't sneer at educated people,
Mr. Wormwood.
526
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,673
If you became ill,
heaven forbid,
527
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:18,013
your doctor would be
a college graduate.
528
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:21,142
Or say you were sued
for selling a faulty car.
529
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,602
The lawyer who defended you
would've gone to college too.
530
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:27,110
What car? Sued by who?
531
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,397
Who you been talking to?
Nobody.
532
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:38,914
Oh, dear, I can see
we're not going to agree, are we?
533
00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:42,743
No. I'm sorry I burst in
on you like this.
534
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,627
Sorry.
535
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,460
We ought to sue her
for interrupting our show.
536
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,883
Tell me about it.
537
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,090
Why's he in the middle of the ring?
538
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,426
He's standing in the middle
of the ring because it's over.
539
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,885
Thank you.
540
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,721
We missed it?
Tomorrow.
541
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:02,558
Great, it's over.
Who won?
542
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,348
How do I know?
You shut it off!
543
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,858
Was it my fault that she
came in the middle of the fight?
544
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,563
Hop to. Hippity-hop.
545
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:13,324
The entire school will go
to the assembly room immediately.
546
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,108
Sit!
547
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,904
What's up?
Beats me.
548
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,496
Bruce Bogtrotter.
549
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,713
Would little Brucey
come up here, please?
550
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,432
Uh-Oh.
551
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,686
He lives on my block.
552
00:37:56,357 --> 00:38:00,453
This boy,
Bruce Bogtrotter,
553
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,537
is none other
than a vicious sneak thief.
554
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,043
You're a disgusting
criminal, aren't you?
555
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,625
I don't know what
you're talking about.
556
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,712
Cake. Chocolate cake.
557
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,336
You slithered like a serpent
into the school kitchen
558
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,881
and ate my personal snack!
559
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:21,804
Do you deny it?
560
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:29,231
Confess!
561
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,978
Well, it's hard for me
to remember a specific cake.
562
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,651
This one
563
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,236
was mine.
564
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:41,244
And it was the most scrumptious
cake in the entire world.
565
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,528
My mom's is better.
566
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,533
It is, is it?
567
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,041
How can you be sure
unless you have another piece?
568
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,549
Sit down, Bog.
569
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,523
Here we go.
570
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,156
Smells chocolaty, eh?
571
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,284
Now, eat it!
572
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,623
I don't want any, thank you.
573
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,413
Eat it!
574
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,085
Don't eat it.
575
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,295
She wouldn't give him cake.
576
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,630
It's poison.
Something's up.
577
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,516
Mm. Mm-hm. Yeah.
578
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,938
Mm.
579
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,282
Mm.
580
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,578
You look like you enjoyed that,
Brucey.
581
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,663
Yes, ma'am.
582
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,340
You must have some more.
583
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,922
Oh, no, thanks.
584
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,428
But you'll hurt Cook's feelings.
585
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,681
Huh?
Cookie.
586
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,681
She made this cake just for you
to have on your very own.
587
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,021
Her sweat and blood
went into this cake
588
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:45,365
and you will not leave this platform until
you have consumed the entire confection!
589
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,699
Entire confection.
590
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,369
See you at lunch.
Thank you, Cookie.
591
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:54,286
Rotten kids.
You wanted cake, you got cake.
592
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,875
Now, eat it!
593
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,721
Poor Brucey.
594
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,718
He's going to puke.
595
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,342
I can't look.
Is he going to puke?
596
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,432
Without a doubt.
597
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,775
Bruce looks real bad.
598
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,110
Give up? Ha-ha-ha.
599
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,033
You can do it, Brucey!
600
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,700
You can do it, Bruce!
601
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,910
Yeah, you can do it!
602
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,630
Go, Bruce!
603
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,957
Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
604
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,634
Silence!
605
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,726
Yes!
606
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,096
Yeah!
607
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:38,811
Silence!
608
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,488
Stop! Silence!
609
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,430
Shut up! The entire assembly
610
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,469
will stay five hours after school
and copy from the dictionary.
611
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:19,643
Any children who object
will go straight into the choky
612
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,683
together!
613
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:30,818
Rescue 8 out of
Station 8, Los Angeles County.
614
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:35,079
This was a Code R, an official way
of saying we've caught a bad one.
615
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:38,708
The kind of accident where death
itself holds a stopwatch on us.
616
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,962
Young lady, where were you?
617
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,375
Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late
because this boy ate some chocolate cake.
618
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,545
That's the biggest lie I ever heard.
You see those packages over there?
619
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,964
They were left out for the world to see
because you weren't here to take them in.
620
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,350
I don't think it's fair, bumpkins.
What?
621
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,682
You get all this stuff from
catalogs, and I don't get anything.
622
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:02,440
It's not catalogs, it's car parts, sweetness.
It's business.
623
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:05,568
Oh, if it's business, why don't
you have it sent to the office?
624
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,728
Because the cops may
be watching the office.
625
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,148
The cops are watching
the house.
626
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,409
What?
They're parked outside right now.
627
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,908
You are such an ignoramus.
628
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:20,075
Those are speedboat salesmen.
Really nice guys.
629
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,914
Cops.
630
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,503
Speedboats? There are
no lakes around here.
631
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:31,135
Yeah, but some people like
to go away on the weekends.
632
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:34,468
Some people have fun.
And some people are cops.
633
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,598
They are not cops.
Are too.
634
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,260
They are not. I ought to know
if there's cops watching my house.
635
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,431
Now, go to bed,
you lying little earwig.
636
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,813
With the FBI watching her father
637
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,398
and the Trunchbull
terrorising her school,
638
00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:52,361
it was a rare, happy moment when Matilda
could just play with her friends.
639
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,868
A frog! A frog! A frog!
640
00:44:56,736 --> 00:45:00,206
What is it, Lavender?
A frog!
641
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,375
It's a salamander.
642
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,457
- It's a chameleon.
- It's a newt.
643
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:10,091
“Any of the small semiaquatic
salamanders from the genus Triturus."
644
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:14,880
“Some are brightly colored and
secrete irritating substances."
645
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,597
How could you keep going...?
646
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,310
Useless, flaming car!
647
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,561
Wormwood!
648
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,400
Sell me a lemon?
649
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,561
You're heading for
the choky, young lady!
650
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,820
Choky?
Teach you a lesson.
651
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,105
What lesson?
652
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,570
You and your father think
you can make a fool out of me!
653
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,282
My father?
The guy with that stupid haircut!
654
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:42,616
I'm nothing like my father.
You're the spitting image.
655
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,872
The apple never rots far
from the tree.
656
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,086
Miss Honey!
657
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,374
Miss Trunchbull teaches
our class today, Lavender.
658
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,041
Please get a water pitcher.
But Miss Honey--
659
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:55,337
Shh, shh. Quickly. She'll be
here any second. Come on.
660
00:45:56,379 --> 00:46:00,179
Make sure the water's cold, Lavender.
Hurry. Vinnie, cover the fish.
661
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,890
Put away the art projects.
Put away anything colorful.
662
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,646
Oh, Charlie, won't you get
those crayons for me.
663
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,480
Most great ideas come from
hard work and careful planning.
664
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:13,363
Of course, once in a while,
they just jump out at you.
665
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:16,149
Raina, cover the birds and beetles.
Hurry! Hurry!
666
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,363
I hear her coming.
Okay, now,
667
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,245
last time, some of you
forgot yourselves.
668
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:25,204
Don't speak unless you're spoken to.
Don't laugh. Don't smile.
669
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,494
Don't even breathe loudly.
670
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:30,212
Don't breathe at all.
671
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,049
Morning, Miss Trunchbull.
672
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,427
Good morning, Miss Trunchbull.
673
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,171
Sit!
674
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,686
Shoo!
675
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:52,520
I have never been able to understand
why small children are so disgusting.
676
00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:54,904
They're the bane of my life.
677
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,485
They're like insects.
Where's Matilda?
678
00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,993
They should be got
rid of as early as possible.
679
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,824
Fsht!
680
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,577
My idea of a perfect school
681
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:10,621
is one in which there
are no children at all.
682
00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,215
Do you agree, Miss Honey?
683
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,219
Now,
684
00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:22,758
you, front of the class!
685
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,936
Are you okay?
686
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:36,028
Next time I tell you to empty
your pockets, you'll do it faster, won't you?
687
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,610
- Yes, Miss Trunchbull.
- Miss Honey.
688
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:43,119
This could be the most interesting
thing you've ever done.
689
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:49,041
Sit down, you squirming
worm of vomit!
690
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,578
Thank you, Miss Trunchbull.
691
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:02,805
Get up!
692
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,346
Can you spell?
693
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:09,687
Miss Honey taught us how
to spell a long word yesterday.
694
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,597
We can spell "difficulty."
695
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:15,485
You couldn't spell "difficulty"
if your life depended on it.
696
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,687
She taught us with a poem.
697
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,526
A poem, how sweet.
698
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:25,115
What poem would that be?
Mrs. D, Mrs. I
699
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,746
Mrs. F-F-I
700
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:32,411
Mrs. C, Mrs. U
Mrs. L-T-Y
701
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,500
Why are
all these women married?
702
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:40,009
Mrs. D? Mrs. I? You're supposed
to be teaching spelling, not poetry!
703
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:50,387
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why
small children take so long to grow up.
704
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:53,306
I think they do it deliberately
just to annoy me.
705
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,446
Shh, shh, shh, Shh.
706
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,953
What's funny? Hm?
707
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,952
Come on, spit it out.
Speak up.
708
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:18,043
I like a joke as well
as the next fat person.
709
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:26,965
Ah! It's a snake. It's a snake!
710
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,842
It's a snake! Uch!
711
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:35,269
One of you tried
to poison me. Who?
712
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,559
Matilda.
713
00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:39,773
I knew it!
714
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,740
I just thought you'd like to know,
it's not a snake. It's a newt.
715
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,868
What did you say?
It's a newt.
716
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:52,248
Stand up, you villainous sack
of goat slime! You did this.
717
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,532
No, Miss Trunchbull.
718
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:58,205
Did you act alone,
or did you have accomplices?
719
00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,997
I didn't do it.
720
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,587
You didn't like
the choky, did you?
721
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,844
Thought you'd
pay me back, didn't you?
722
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,131
Well, I'll pay you back,
young lady.
723
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,346
For what, Miss Trunchbull?
For this newt, you piss-worm!
724
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,433
I'm telling you, I didn't do it!
725
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,518
Besides, even if you didn't
do it, I'm gonna punish you
726
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:21,436
because I'm big and you're small,
and I'm right and you're wrong.
727
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:24,196
And there's nothing
you can do about it.
728
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:28,280
You're a liar and a scoundrel,
and your father's a liar and a cheat.
729
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:32,948
You're the most corrupt lowlifes
in the history of civilization.
730
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,616
Am I wrong'? I'm never wrong.
731
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:42,124
In this classroom,
in this school, I am God!
732
00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,497
You!
I didn't move.
733
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,703
You did this!
734
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:21,996
How could she possibly have done it
when she was sitting way over here?
735
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,550
I'll be watching you,
each and every one.
736
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,382
When you turn the corner,
737
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,673
when you go to your cubbies
to get your smelly coats,
738
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,841
when you skip merrily to lunch,
739
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,852
I'll be watching you, all of you,
740
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,560
and especially you.
741
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,657
Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
742
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:54,866
Thanks for not telling.
Best friends don't tell.
743
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,958
She can really dance.
744
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,004
I'm gonna clean up this mess, and then I'll
come and help you fill the bird feeder, okay?
745
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,382
I'll be out there in a minute.
746
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:11,504
Miss Honey?
Yes, Matilda?
747
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,966
Miss Honey, I did it.
748
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:19,057
Did what?
I made the glass tip over.
749
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:23,224
Oh, sweetheart, don't let Miss
Trunchbull make you feel that way.
750
00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,063
Nobody did it.
it was an accident.
751
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:29,230
I did it with my eyes.
Watch, I'll prove it to you.
752
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:35,031
It's wonderful you feel
so powerful.
753
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,073
Many people don't feel
powerful at all.
754
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:52,921
Come on, tip over, you glass.
Glass, tip over. Tip over.
755
00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,590
Come on, tip over.
Tip over, glass.
756
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,429
It's all right, Matilda.
757
00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:04,349
I really did do it, Miss Honey.
758
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:08,611
One of the odd things about life
is sometimes you can do something
759
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,864
until you wanna show someone,
and then you can't.
760
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,946
Or sometimes you think something's broken
and then you take it to be fixed--
761
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,736
This isn't like that.
762
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:18,453
Oh.
763
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,411
I don't know.
764
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,956
Maybe I made myself tired.
765
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,210
Matilda, would you like to come
over to my house this afternoon?
766
00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,468
I'd like that very much,
Miss Honey.
767
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,552
Good.
768
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:39,801
I just stare very hard,
and then my eyes get all hot,
769
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,311
and I can feel the strongness.
770
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:46,474
I feel like I can move
almost anything in the world.
771
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:49,355
You do believe me,
don't you?
772
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,646
Oh, I believe that you should
believe in whatever power
773
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:56,659
you think you have inside of you.
Believe it with all your heart.
774
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:02,498
That's where
Miss Trunchbull lives.
775
00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,331
Why is there a swing?
776
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:13,168
A girl I know used to live in that house.
Her life was good and happy.
777
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:17,304
When she was just 2 years old,
her mother died.
778
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,215
Her father was a doctor,
779
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,180
and he needed someone
to look after things at home,
780
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,721
so he invited the mother's stepsister
to come and live with him.
781
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:30,268
But the girl's aunt was a mean person
who treated the girl very badly.
782
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:33,608
- The Trunchbull.
- Yes.
783
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,867
And worst of all,
when the girl was 5, her father died.
784
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:39,493
How did her father die?
785
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,495
The police decided
he'd killed himself.
786
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,406
Why would he do such a thing?
787
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,541
No one knows.
788
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,711
The end is happier.
789
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:54,546
She found a small cottage.
790
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:58,588
She rented it from this lovely
rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month
791
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:02,384
and she covered it in honeysuckle, and
she planted hundreds of wildflowers
792
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,723
and she moved out of her wicked aunt's
house and she finally got her freedom.
793
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,980
Good for her.
794
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,233
Do you know why I told you this?
No.
795
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:17,239
You were born into a family that
doesn't always appreciate you,
796
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:21,243
but one day, things are
gonna be very different.
797
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:28,709
Should we go inside
and have tea and cookies?
798
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,619
Yes, please.
Okay.
799
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:38,920
This is the cottage from your story.
Yes.
800
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,386
The young woman is you.
801
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,801
But then--
802
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:49,475
No.
Yes.
803
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,936
Aunt Trunchbull.
804
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:58,322
When I left my home,
Aunt Trunchbull's home,
805
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,608
I had to leave
all my treasures behind.
806
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:05,617
Treasures?
Photographs of my mother and father,
807
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:10,076
and a beautiful doll my mother
gave me with a china face.
808
00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:12,290
Lissy Doll, I called her.
809
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:15,046
Would you like some milk?
Yes, please.
810
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,176
Why don't you run away?
811
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:24,507
I've often thought about it,
but I can't abandon my children.
812
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:27,847
And if I couldn't teach,
I'd have nothing at all.
813
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,809
You're very brave, Miss Honey.
814
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,728
Not as brave as you.
815
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,644
I thought grownups
weren't afraid of anything.
816
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,153
Quite the contrary.
817
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:41,774
All grownups get scared,
just like children.
818
00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:46,153
I wonder what
Miss Trunchbull is afraid of.
819
00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,666
There she is.
820
00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:03,921
Shot put.
821
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,304
Hammer throw.
822
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:07,558
Javelin.
823
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,229
Back, back, back, back!
824
00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:22,356
She's afraid of a cat?
825
00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:24,775
Black cats.
She's very superstitious.
826
00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,155
Go!
827
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,538
Go!
828
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,542
Oh.
829
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,036
Poor kitty.
830
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,374
Oh, he's all right.
Hopefully.
831
00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:49,133
Let's go get your treasures.
No, Matilda.
832
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,929
Well, she's gone. Come on.
833
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:59,105
Matilda!
Miss Honey.
834
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,240
Come on, move, you
piece of junkyard fodder.
835
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,576
Shift, you-- No, no.
836
00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,504
My house.
837
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,344
Oh, my.
838
00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:38,815
My father's portrait
used to hang there.
839
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:42,524
Whoever painted the Trunchbull
must have had a strong stomach.
840
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,272
A really strong stomach.
841
00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,879
We should go.
842
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,599
Father's chocolate box.
843
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:20,933
After supper, he'd take
a chocolate, cut it in half,
844
00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:23,522
and he'd always
give me the bigger half.
845
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,736
When he died, Trunchbull would count
them so I couldn't even sneak one.
846
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:32,495
She'd take a chocolate,
bring it to her lips and say:
847
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:35,246
Much too good for children.
848
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,330
Have one.
849
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,420
No, she'd notice.
850
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:53,011
Where's Lissy Doll?
Upstairs.
851
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,685
Matilda.
852
00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,438
What?
853
01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,354
Matilda.
854
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:12,738
You filthy--
Crush the little weasel!
855
01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:16,121
This is my room.
856
01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:23,128
That's my dad.
857
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,960
What's his name?
Magnus.
858
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:30,219
I used to call him King Magnus
and he called me Bumblebee.
859
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,594
I don't think Magnus
killed himself.
860
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,224
Neither do I.
861
01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:39,887
Is that Lissy Doll?
862
01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:47,440
Wormwood, you
useless, used-car-salesman scum!
863
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:51,607
I want you around here now
with another car!
864
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,411
Yes, I know what caveat emptor
means, you lowlife liar!
865
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,993
I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna
burn down your showroom!
866
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,535
I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you
sold me and shove it up your bazooga!
867
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:06,046
When I'm finished with you,
you're gonna look like roadkill!
868
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:08,047
You what? Ha, ha, you--
869
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,197
Come on.
870
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,868
Shouldn't we hide or something?
Yeah. Yeah, go.
871
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:44,251
Go to the end of the hall, down the
stairs and out the kitchen door.
872
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:46,377
I'll distract her.
873
01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:58,428
Who's in my house?!
874
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,222
Come out and fight like a man!
875
01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:40,347
Aha!
876
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:03,284
Tallyho!
877
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,127
Oh.
878
01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:04,098
Oh!
879
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,534
Come on, come on.
880
01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:28,346
Come on, over there.
881
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:32,855
Some rats are gonna die today.
882
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:14,142
Oh, my goodness.
883
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,019
Feel my heart.
884
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:21,062
Weren't you the most scared
you've ever been in your whole life?
885
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:25,611
Come on, let's go.
886
01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:29,243
She shouldn't be allowed
to treat people like that.
887
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,246
Somebody's gotta teach her a lesson.
I know.
888
01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,909
We'll wait until she leaves again,
then we'll go get your doll.
889
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,336
What?
Just kidding.
890
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:43,292
Come here.
891
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:49,047
Matilda, promise me you will never
go back in that house again.
892
01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,474
I promise.
893
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,473
Okay. Come on.
894
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:07,316
Ha-ha-ha. So he came home
with $2000 cash
895
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,450
and he threw it up in the air
896
01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:14,957
and we both just swam in it like
we were on The Million Dollar Sticky.
897
01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:17,784
Do you like that show?
898
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,919
I love that show.
899
01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,546
That was the old days.
900
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:25,584
Now he's got money in banks all over
this planet, and does he give me a dime?
901
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:29,971
Matilda, this is Bob and Bill.
They're cops.
902
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:33,717
They are not cops. They are
Ace Powerboat salesmen.
903
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,351
Babyface, I'm starved!
904
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:39,189
Hi, Harry.
905
01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,974
Who are you?
906
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:44,690
What is this, a hot tub party?
Get the hell out of here!
907
01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:48,823
I slave all day, I come home, you're entertaining
a couple of surfer-dude bodybuilders.
908
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,570
They're cops, Dad.
909
01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:53,578
You interested in time-share?
Get out of here.
910
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:57,662
You don't let me talk to people.
I am in a cage, Harry.
911
01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,374
I need to talk to somebody
besides our stupid kids.
912
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:05,257
Oh, yeah? A man is entitled to come
home and find dinner on the table
913
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:08,335
without having to wade
through male strippers!
914
01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:10,378
Dad?
What do you want?
915
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:14,553
- Yell at me, okay?
- Shut up and leave us alone!
916
01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:17,852
- Yell at me again.
- Yell at you?
917
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,355
I'll come in and pound
your miserable hide!
918
01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,936
What do I have to do
to gain respect around here?!
919
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,773
I'm gonna give you a tanning like
you've never had in your life!
920
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:29,530
My word is my law!
You understand?! Law!
921
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:36,575
No kid likes being yelled at,
922
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:39,582
but it was precisely
Harry's ranting and raving
923
01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:42,039
that gave Matilda
the key to her power.
924
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:46,627
To unlock that power,
all she had to do was practice.
925
01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:59,227
You're a little cheat.
What, are you stupid?
926
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:02,514
I'm smart, you're dumb.
The apple never rots far from the tree.
927
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,307
I think there is something
wrong with that girl.
928
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,818
I'm right, you're wrong.
Hey, dip-face, here's your book.
929
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:11,072
You're a Wormwood.
It's time you started acting like one!
930
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:54,149
♪ Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk to me ♪
931
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:59,829
♪ Lovey dovey lovey one
Come sit down on my knee ♪
932
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:16,046
♪ Tell you a story
Happened long time ago ♪
933
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:21,434
♪ Little bitty pretty one
I've been watchin' you grow ♪
934
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:25,939
That was my personal favorite played
especially for all you little bitty pretty ones
935
01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:27,815
moving and grooving
on this sunny afternoon.
936
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:31,228
Playing music to make you smile,
so you'd better not touch that d--
937
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,287
Shouldn't we have a search
warrant to do this?
938
01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:47,828
No, this guy's dirty.
939
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:51,874
Once we show this tape in court,
Wormwood's goose is cooked.
940
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:55,589
I'm sure that box is full
of stolen car parts.
941
01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,678
You've been taping all week.
942
01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,681
How about letting me handle
that camera for a while?
943
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,592
You know how to use it?
944
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,353
You know about the zoom
and the white balance?
945
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:09,482
You know how to adjust the eyepiece?
I can handle it.
946
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,196
Besides, it's my turn.
947
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,948
Yeah, your turn to drop it.
948
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,860
I won't drop it.
949
01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:22,745
Come on.
950
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:27,204
You two men are gonna be
in a lot of trouble very soon.
951
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:30,040
It's the female minor.
952
01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:33,172
Aren't you supposed
to be in school, young lady?
953
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,379
I really hope you have
a search warrant.
954
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,841
According to a constitutional
law book I read in the library,
955
01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:43,383
if you don't have one, you could lose
your job or even go to federal prison.
956
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,723
It's your father who's
going to federal prison.
957
01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:49,059
And you know where you'll end up?
In a federal orphanage.
958
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:51,645
If you cooperate, we'll make
sure it's a nice orphanage.
959
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:56,066
The kind with food
and teeny-weeny cockroaches.
960
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,276
What do you say?
961
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:03,487
There's another crime in the making.
Your car's about to run a stop sign.
962
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:18,259
So she bought a little time
for her dad to come to his senses.
963
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,421
But now Matilda had
bigger fish to fry,
964
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:23,635
much bigger.
965
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:41,942
Hey, dip-face,
where are you going?
966
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,156
Out.
967
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:49,949
Hey, dip-face, have a carrot.
968
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:06,140
Chew your food.
You're an animal.
969
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,472
Having power
isn't nearly as important
970
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,562
as what you choose to do with it.
971
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,901
And what Matilda had in mind
was nothing short of heroic.
972
01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:46,990
Come here. Come on.
Lissy Doll, come on.
973
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:50,153
Come, Lissy. Come on, doll.
Please. Come on.
974
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,447
Come on, Lissy.
Please come here.
975
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:09,797
Yes!
976
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,536
Leave me alone!
977
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,401
Magnus!
978
01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:35,094
Miss Honey! Miss Honey,
you'll never believe what I got you.
979
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,639
Oh, Matilda.
980
01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:42,305
Matilda.
Oh, I also brought you this.
981
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,311
I ate mine last night.
982
01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:02,201
I will be teaching
your class today.
983
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,873
In the time it took Miss
Honey to get very, very nervous,
984
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:15,088
Matilda had formulated a plan.
985
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:18,011
She is really raving mad.
986
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:21,595
What is it your father used to call you?
Hummingbird?
987
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:25,261
Bumblebee. I'm sure
she knows the doll's missing.
988
01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:27,304
And he called her
Trunchbull?
989
01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:31,101
No, I suppose he called her
Agatha. Yes, that's--
990
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:35,488
She called him Magnus, right?
Yeah. Yes.
991
01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:39,867
Maybe I could go back to the house and put
the doll back while she's still at school.
992
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:43,537
Tsk. No, I can't do that.
Calm down, Miss Honey. Really.
993
01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,619
It's gonna be okay,
I promise.
994
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:49,202
Sweetheart, you promised you wouldn't
go back in that house again.
995
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:53,623
I didn't. I was on the garage roof.
I did it with my powers.
996
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,505
Okay, on the garage roof
with your powers.
997
01:19:56,667 --> 01:20:00,046
All right, I need to think.
Let's see.
998
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,908
Powers.
Mm-hm.
999
01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:30,744
I think I've got them down.
Watch this.
1000
01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:51,438
No more Miss Nice Girl.
1001
01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:56,603
Get inside.
Inside! Quickly, run!
1002
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:59,773
Run! Get against the wall!
Against that wall. Quickly!
1003
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,736
Don't make me wait.
1004
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,993
Water!
1005
01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:07,366
And hold the newt.
1006
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,786
Join the ranks. Move!
1007
01:21:16,955 --> 01:21:21,131
I am here to teach
you all a lesson.
1008
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:30,224
Sometimes in life, horrible
and unexplainable things happen.
1009
01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:38,193
These things are a test of character.
1010
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,700
And I have character.
1011
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:49,409
Form a line across the room! Quickly!
Run, run, run! Don't keep me waiting.
1012
01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:51,324
Fill this gap!
1013
01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:57,000
I expect you're wondering
what I'm talking about. Hm?
1014
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,590
Yes.
1015
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:03,093
A child came to my house.
1016
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:07,007
I don't know how, I don't
know when, I don't know why.
1017
01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:09,846
Miss Trunchbull, may I--?
No, you may not.
1018
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,979
But I know a child came.
1019
01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:17,859
So did you know it was illegal
1020
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,691
to enter someone's home
without their permission?
1021
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,700
Yes, Miss Trunchbull.
Sir.
1022
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,077
Stand straight!
Stomachs in! Shoulders back!
1023
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:32,198
Do any of you recognize...
1024
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,871
this?
1025
01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:36,626
Hmm?
1026
01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:39,413
Let's play a game. Shall we?
1027
01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:45,053
Who was wearing a pretty
red hair ribbon yesterday
1028
01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:48,054
and isn't wearing one today?
1029
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:51,308
Can you answer me that?
1030
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:56,724
Who does this
disgusting ribbon belong to?
1031
01:22:58,015 --> 01:22:59,892
I shall personally see to it
1032
01:23:00,058 --> 01:23:03,562
that the demented, drooling,
slime-breathed little Lilliputian
1033
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,403
who owns this disgusting ribbon
1034
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:11,071
will never see the light
of day again. You.
1035
01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:14,786
Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was
at your house last night. I know what--
1036
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:18,748
I broke your arm once before,
I can do it again, Jenny.
1037
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,460
I am not 7 years old
anymore, Aunt Trunchbull.
1038
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,593
Shut your holes!
1039
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,426
You will be put away in a place
1040
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:34,344
where not even the crows
can land their droppings on you.
1041
01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:35,765
Look.
1042
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,523
- The chalk.
- The chalk.
1043
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:42,025
- Chalk.
- The blinds.
1044
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:49,950
"A."
"Agatha...
1045
01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:55,160
this is Magnus.
1046
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,497
Give my...
1047
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,788
little Bumblebee...
1048
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:05,003
her house...
1049
01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,963
and her money."
1050
01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:10,470
- Money?
- "Then get out of town.
1051
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,883
If you don't, I will get you.
1052
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:18,099
I will get you like you got me.
1053
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,356
That is a promise."
1054
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:41,970
No, no, Miss Trunchbull,
please don't throw him.
1055
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:55,071
Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
1056
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,464
- Lavender!
- Lavender!
1057
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:58,221
- Neat!
- That's cool.
1058
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:10,150
It's the Trunch.
1059
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:15,781
Wow!
Hey, you guys, look at this.
1060
01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:17,566
Yes!
1061
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,325
Let go.
1062
01:27:25,031 --> 01:27:29,787
Wow. Cool. I didn't know
I could do that.
1063
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:32,001
Pretty good, huh?
1064
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,972
Aah!
1065
01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:49,352
Yeah!
1066
01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:23,216
And the Trunchbull was gone,
never to be seen or heard from,
1067
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:26,180
never to darken a doorway again.
1068
01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:30,894
Miss Honey moved back
into her father's house.
1069
01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:32,399
Teatime.
1070
01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,355
Of course, Matilda was
a frequent visitor.
1071
01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:38,944
Did you know that the heart of a mouse
beats at the rate of 650 times a minute?
1072
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:42,280
My, where'd you learn that?
In a book.
1073
01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,072
It beats so fast, it doesn't sound like beating at all.
it sounds like it's humming.
1074
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:49,408
A porcupine's heart beats
300 times a minute.
1075
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,993
- All right.
- Quick!
1076
01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,791
Hey, you.
1077
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:57,834
Hey, we're leaving. Let's go.
Get in the car. Hurry up.
1078
01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:01,010
Let's wrap up these cookies.
Come on, we're leaving. Now.
1079
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:02,842
I'd be happy
to walk her home.
1080
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:05,845
Well, nobody will be there.
We're moving to Guam.
1081
01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,509
Come on, let's go.
Guam?
1082
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,724
Daddy's not gonna be in
the auto business anymore.
1083
01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,181
I don't want to leave.
1084
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,315
But we're going
on a permanent vacation.
1085
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:17,277
Yeah, and we gotta beat the
speedboat salesmen to the airport.
1086
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:21,030
I love it here.
I love my school. It isn't fair.
1087
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:22,532
Miss Honey, please
don't let them take me.
1088
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,113
Get in the car, Melinda.
Matilda.
1089
01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,404
Whatever.
I want to stay with Miss Honey.
1090
01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,368
Well, Miss Honey
doesn't want you.
1091
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:30,624
Why would she want some
snotty, disobedient kid?
1092
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:34,457
Because she's a spectacularly
wonderful child, and I love her.
1093
01:29:34,911 --> 01:29:38,336
Adopt me, Miss Honey.
You can adopt me.
1094
01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,626
Look, I don't have time
for all these legalities.
1095
01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:43,136
One second, Dad,
I have the adoption papers.
1096
01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,717
What?
1097
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,258
Hey, where'd you get those?
From a book in the library.
1098
01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:49,722
I've had them since
I was big enough to Xerox.
1099
01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:52,096
Are you hearing this, Harry?
1100
01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:56,729
All you have to do is sign them.
I'll be an only child again.
1101
01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:00,863
Shut up! I can't think
with all these sirens.
1102
01:30:02,606 --> 01:30:04,825
What do you think, pumpkin?
1103
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:10,323
You're the only daughter
I ever had, Matilda.
1104
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:14,243
And I never understood you,
not one little bit.
1105
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,339
Who's got a pen?
1106
01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:24,003
Here.
Thanks.
1107
01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:29,717
And doing, perhaps, the first decent
thing they ever did for their daughter,
1108
01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:33,478
the Wormwoods signed
the adoption papers.
1109
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:36,769
And here.
Okay.
1110
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,654
All right, come on. Here.
Turn around.
1111
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:48,527
You're not gonna be calling us for support
payments or something like that, huh?
1112
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:51,822
Oh, no, no. We'll have everything we need.
Don't worry.
1113
01:30:51,988 --> 01:30:54,036
All right, here. Let's roll.
1114
01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:00,751
Ciao.
1115
01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:12,009
So Harry and Zinnia got away.
1116
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:16,646
And as bad as things were before,
that's how good they became.
1117
01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:19,641
♪ On my way ♪
1118
01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:23,020
Miss Honey was made
principal of Crunchem Hall,
1119
01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:26,941
which had to add an upper school because
children never wanted to leave.
1120
01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,281
And Matilda found,
to her great surprise,
1121
01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,195
that life could be fun.
1122
01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:36,333
And she decided to have
as much of it as possible.
1123
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:40,291
After all, she was a very smart kid.
1124
01:31:40,453 --> 01:31:44,253
♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪
1125
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,259
♪ And we will run, we will ♪
1126
01:31:46,418 --> 01:31:48,216
♪ And we will crawl, we will ♪
1127
01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:52,428
♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪
1128
01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,592
♪ And we will run, we will ♪
1129
01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:56,761
But the happiest part of the story
1130
01:31:56,928 --> 01:31:59,147
is that Matilda and Miss Honey
1131
01:31:59,305 --> 01:32:02,149
each got what they had
always wanted:
1132
01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:04,982
A loving family.
1133
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:10,492
And Matilda never had
to use her powers again.
1134
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,783
Well, I mean, almost never.
1135
01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:17,867
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
1136
01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:22,045
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
1137
01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:23,663
♪ On my way ♪
1138
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:26,458
“Call me Ishmael.
1139
01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,628
Some years ago,
never mind how long precisely,
1140
01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:33,264
having little or no money in my
purse and nothing particular to..."
1140
01:32:34,305 --> 01:32:40,891
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