1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:43,588 I got a blind date Waiting to call on me 3 00:01:44,047 --> 00:01:45,298 Any minute now 4 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:49,094 I got a blind date What am I gonna see? 5 00:01:49,302 --> 00:01:50,553 Any minute now 6 00:01:50,804 --> 00:01:55,517 Right over there's the doorway He will be walking through 7 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:59,813 Will he be 6 foot 8 Or only 4 foot 2? 8 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,147 It could happen! 9 00:02:01,397 --> 00:02:04,901 I got a blind date Waiting to come around 10 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:06,277 Any minute now 11 00:02:06,528 --> 00:02:10,532 Oy, but I'm nervous Listen to my heart pound 12 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:16,871 What do I need this headache? Single is not a crime 13 00:02:17,122 --> 00:02:20,166 I got a blind date And with my luck 14 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,419 He'll come on time 15 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:31,428 I got a girlfriend, Shirley Who says, "Why not?" 16 00:02:31,636 --> 00:02:32,804 She's an idiot 17 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:36,724 This guy's a friend from a friend Of a friend she got 18 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:38,143 What an idiot 19 00:02:38,351 --> 00:02:43,148 What do I need from Shirley? Her and her 50 cup 20 00:02:43,398 --> 00:02:46,192 I got a blind date And I'm praying 21 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:48,570 He stands me up 22 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:52,907 What am I praying he stands me up? I'll stand him up. 23 00:02:53,158 --> 00:02:56,411 I'm gonna hide under the bed. He'll never see me. 24 00:02:56,661 --> 00:03:00,415 He'll go away, and that's the end of that. Perfect! 25 00:03:00,665 --> 00:03:04,127 You keep quiet, not a word. You didn't see a thing. 26 00:03:04,794 --> 00:03:09,549 Oh, there he is. Okay, quiet everybody, quiet! 27 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:17,682 Rosalie? She doesn't seem to be here. 28 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,894 That's never happened to me before. 29 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,104 It worked! He never saw me. 30 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:25,064 Boy, am I lucky. I didn't see him neither. 31 00:03:25,315 --> 00:03:28,610 But I can imagine what a lox that one was. 32 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:32,530 - Wait, that not right? - He looks like Rudolph! 33 00:03:32,781 --> 00:03:34,574 - Who? - Rudolph Valentino. 34 00:03:34,824 --> 00:03:37,535 - Get away! - That's right. 35 00:03:37,786 --> 00:03:42,707 - Is this person kidding me around? - No! 36 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,710 Get away. 37 00:03:48,463 --> 00:03:52,801 Well, that's what happened. I let him get away. 38 00:03:53,218 --> 00:03:57,639 What'll I do now? Maybe become a nun 39 00:03:58,056 --> 00:03:59,766 That's impossible. 40 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:04,312 I'm calling Shirley Maybe she'll bring a gun 41 00:04:04,562 --> 00:04:06,564 Please, Shirley 42 00:04:06,773 --> 00:04:11,820 Even if he's Lon Chaney Fat, bald or short or tall 43 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:18,368 Having a blind date's better than Having no date at no time 44 00:04:18,618 --> 00:04:22,205 With no one at all 45 00:04:24,082 --> 00:04:26,543 He's cute. Hello there! 46 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:30,797 Oh, my God! Oh, Shirley! 47 00:04:31,673 --> 00:04:35,093 Thank you. I can't find him. 48 00:04:42,642 --> 00:04:45,270 He said he'd be here before the finale. 49 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:50,942 He said if he could make it tonight, he'd get here before the finale. 50 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:54,612 - He'll be here. He'll be here. - Don't get your hopes up too high. 51 00:04:54,863 --> 00:04:58,366 - I really hate to see this show close. - We'll do another one soon. 52 00:04:58,616 --> 00:05:00,493 See you on the breadline. 53 00:05:13,548 --> 00:05:16,551 I told you, I told you, Adele! 54 00:05:17,677 --> 00:05:21,097 " I'll always love you." He'll always love me. 55 00:05:22,307 --> 00:05:24,058 Fanny... 56 00:05:25,185 --> 00:05:28,229 ...Nick didn't come with the flowers. 57 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,983 This did. 58 00:05:33,693 --> 00:05:36,362 I'm afraid it's pumpkin time, princess. 59 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,420 Why don't you go pass out... 60 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:55,757 ...the presents to the kids. 61 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,928 Before the booze eats its way out of the bottles. 62 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,944 Easy come, easy go. 63 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:21,199 Out, out! If you're gonna sob, do a single. 64 00:07:02,449 --> 00:07:05,785 Anything coming up? Anything at all? 65 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,164 Oh, yeah. I've auditioned for a few things. 66 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,501 I'm scared, Fanny. 67 00:07:13,752 --> 00:07:17,046 I think I'm going to be a little too... 68 00:07:17,297 --> 00:07:21,050 ...distinguished to go on shaking it around, you know? 69 00:07:23,428 --> 00:07:26,139 How many shows have we been in, Bobby? 70 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:28,558 - Six? - Oh, easy. 71 00:07:29,434 --> 00:07:33,354 You knew me before Nick... 72 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,231 ...during Nick... 73 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,358 ...after Nick. 74 00:07:37,609 --> 00:07:42,363 You always do things for me. It's time I started paying you. 75 00:07:42,614 --> 00:07:48,453 - Hey, Fanny. I'm not really... - Maybe you're not, but I am, really. 76 00:07:48,703 --> 00:07:52,582 - What is that supposed to mean? - I got the willies too. 77 00:07:52,832 --> 00:07:56,711 The show closing... Can you balance a checkbook? 78 00:07:57,087 --> 00:08:01,091 Now, you know, I bet I could. If somebody showed me how. 79 00:08:01,341 --> 00:08:04,469 You don't have to offer me a job. I can't take your money. 80 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:07,597 Who's offering you money? You think I got any money? 81 00:08:07,847 --> 00:08:10,850 - We'll all be back soon, Miss Brice. - You bet. 82 00:08:11,101 --> 00:08:13,895 You better start getting the gum off the seats. 83 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,147 - Hey, I got a terrific idea. - What? 84 00:08:16,398 --> 00:08:20,527 Move into my place, Bobby. No pay, but room and board. 85 00:08:20,777 --> 00:08:23,530 I think we can help each other. I mean it. 86 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:26,324 I'm gonna say something stupid. 87 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:33,164 I know a little of what you're going through. You see, I miss Nick too. 88 00:08:33,415 --> 00:08:36,543 So I do know a little bit of what it's like. 89 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:40,130 It's just a matter of time, Fanny. 90 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:45,760 And Nick's pride. He will make a comeback, and when he does... 91 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,929 ...you'll be there. - Yeah. 92 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:52,350 I ain't going nowhere, kid. Except home. Come on. 93 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,269 I'll race you. 94 00:08:56,479 --> 00:08:59,065 When do you start the new Follies? 95 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,360 He can't raise the money, Barney. 96 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:07,574 Ziegfeld can't raise the money? Not even from Buck? 97 00:09:07,824 --> 00:09:11,244 - Things are tough. - Even the grocer is suing us. 98 00:09:11,494 --> 00:09:15,165 It'll look lousy going to court over corn flakes. 99 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:19,753 Fanny, darling, I think I'd better make you a loan. 100 00:09:20,003 --> 00:09:23,506 " Dollink," I better sell my house. What can I get? 101 00:09:23,757 --> 00:09:28,887 Not anywhere near what it's worth, with the mortgage it carries. 102 00:09:29,137 --> 00:09:32,098 - What about a second mortgage? - What about a loan? 103 00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:34,642 What's the use of borrowing? 104 00:09:34,893 --> 00:09:38,480 - There are Fran's holdings. - I didn't hear it. 105 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:40,440 It's all right, please. 106 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:42,317 He'll understand. 107 00:09:42,817 --> 00:09:48,198 There's an important meeting. I do apologize, Mr. Baruch. 108 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:53,078 Excuse me, Mr. Baruch, but I bought you this milkshake. 109 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:56,456 Sorry to bust in on you like this, Miss Brice. 110 00:09:56,706 --> 00:09:59,751 I hope the milkshake's not C.O.D., kid. 111 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:04,672 Now that we're all here, is there anything I can do? 112 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:07,383 Fanny, Mr. Rose is a man of many parts. 113 00:10:07,634 --> 00:10:11,054 He's a champion speed-writer, 200 words a minute. 114 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,556 We're going over holdings. 115 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:15,975 Maybe I can be of some help. 116 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,812 - Do you mind? - Why should I mind? 117 00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:20,397 So, l... 118 00:10:22,107 --> 00:10:25,235 I'd like to make a few suggestions. 119 00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:30,115 You should take a few more losses. These will only go lower. 120 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:31,950 So, I'd sell. 121 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,871 American Hide at 34, now 81 l2. AT&T bought at 150, now 111. 122 00:10:37,122 --> 00:10:38,790 Cellutex at 60, now 3. 123 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,127 Keep it. We shouldn't cause them more aggravation. 124 00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:47,340 Cuban Sugar, from 21 to 3, Elkhorn Coal bought at 51 l2, now 1 l8. 125 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:51,928 - Elkhorn Coal? Figures. - Noranda Mines bought at 17, now 17. 126 00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:54,389 Bought at 17, still at 17? That's a winner. 127 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:58,143 Maracaibo Oil bought at 103, now 13l4. 128 00:10:58,393 --> 00:11:01,062 Pennsylvania Coal bought at 121 l2, now 4. 129 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,732 Sell! Before they wipe my kid out! 130 00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:05,859 Billy, did you get it? 131 00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:34,429 - That sums it up. - There's an act in there. 132 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:37,390 Now if you'd allow me to make you a loan... 133 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:42,604 - Thank you for seeing me, Barney. - Anytime, my dear. Anytime. 134 00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:44,355 Come on, Bobby. 135 00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:46,900 - Nice seeing you again. - Same here. 136 00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:50,487 Listen... 137 00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:54,657 ...Miss Brice, hang onto that AT&T. Believe me. 138 00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:02,999 Who's the pansy? 139 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:08,421 Mr. Moore is her secretary, an old friend from the days with Nick. 140 00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:10,673 She should've taken a loss. 141 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:14,511 Look at this child. That was gorgeous! 142 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:19,099 You better get out there. Why don't you cut a record? 143 00:12:19,349 --> 00:12:23,186 Who can afford? Where am I gonna get new material? 144 00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:26,981 We should get all duded up, go around to all the spots. 145 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:39,285 Right, right. Wonderful, wonderful. 146 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:42,080 What'd she say? 147 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,916 It makes her mad when I let my nose drip. 148 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:48,169 So you mean anytime my nose drips... 149 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:51,005 ...I have to say " Mouche mon nez"? 150 00:12:51,256 --> 00:12:56,177 Fanny, really. Let's do like I said. Go out and tour the clubs. 151 00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:59,013 See if there's anything we can borrow. 152 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,838 This way, please. 153 00:13:34,841 --> 00:13:37,469 Oh, there's Fanny Brice! 154 00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:45,560 - Find out who wrote that song. - Sure. Order me a stinger. 155 00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:49,606 - Hey, Buck. - Bobby. Fanny! 156 00:13:49,856 --> 00:13:53,943 - Buck! How are they running? - Dandy. Good to see you. 157 00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:56,446 Meet Miss Norma Butler. 158 00:13:56,696 --> 00:14:01,034 - Glad to meet you, Norma. - It's a thrill to meet you. 159 00:14:01,284 --> 00:14:04,370 - Nice set of beads. - Thank you. 160 00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,581 Fanny, I'll call you. 161 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:08,333 - Let's go, baby. - Bye. 162 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:14,798 Hey there, Miss Brice. How are you? 163 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:19,135 Quite an entrance. You know how to part the waters. 164 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:21,471 Ain't difficult in a bathtub. 165 00:14:21,721 --> 00:14:25,350 - Well, a small thing, but my own. - Oh, yeah? 166 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:28,978 - Good for you. - Hello there, Joe. 167 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:34,901 You don't remember me? From Mr. Baruch's office. "Sell!" 168 00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:37,529 Did you hang onto that AT&T? 169 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:44,202 - Oh, yeah. I did. You better be right. - Well, I'm always right. 170 00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:49,332 You got some ashes on your jacket. 171 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,377 When I saw you, you were working for Barney. 172 00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:56,131 Respectable. Suddenly you're in the clip business? 173 00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:59,050 Not so suddenly. 174 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,930 I haven't worked for Mr. Baruch in years. We're just friends. 175 00:15:04,722 --> 00:15:06,933 - You mind? - No, go right ahead. 176 00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:11,730 - How do you...? - Oh, excuse me. 177 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:16,484 Oh, thank you. That's cute. 178 00:15:16,735 --> 00:15:18,611 To tell you the truth... 179 00:15:19,863 --> 00:15:25,285 ...I knew you were in that office that day. I just wanted to meet you. 180 00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:34,919 Waiter, one Scotch and water, and one stinger. What'll you have? 181 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:38,673 The drinks are on the house. Bring me the usual. 182 00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,468 Something you stir up in back? 183 00:15:41,718 --> 00:15:45,138 - I drink celery tonic. - Celery tonic? 184 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:49,476 - Mother said, "A boozer is a loser." - You had a mother? 185 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:55,106 So, how'd you get from Baruch to here? And why? 186 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:59,152 - Maybe I wanted to meet girls. - You like the girls. 187 00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:03,114 Sorry I took long. The guy who wrote it runs this club. 188 00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:04,908 His name's Rose. 189 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,913 That a fact? 190 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:17,253 Bobby, I'm sorry. You remember Mr. Rose from Baruch's office? 191 00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:20,757 Oh! Oh, yeah, sure. 192 00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:24,052 I didn't recognize you without your shake. 193 00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:27,222 You really write " More Than You Know"? 194 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:31,101 I wrote it before breakfast. 195 00:16:31,351 --> 00:16:34,354 "When A Woman Loves A Man" before my coffee. 196 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:39,984 I might like to record it, maybe we can get together on a second number. 197 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,778 I'm sure we can. 198 00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:46,616 I have three numbers I think would be terrific for you. 199 00:16:46,866 --> 00:16:50,954 But I promised them to Ruth Etting. 200 00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:53,456 Maybe I can get one of them back. 201 00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:57,836 But if I do, I'll let you have it for what Etting pays... 202 00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:03,174 ...which is one-third off of my price, because I like the broad. 203 00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:07,720 - I feel a little sorry for her. - Do you believe your ears? 204 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:09,973 Kid... 205 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:15,395 ...new song writers pay me to record their stuff. 206 00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,480 I ain't that new. 207 00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:24,779 " More Than You Know," I don't like enough to buy, only enough to steal. 208 00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:30,410 That's what I said in the first place. " More Than You Know" is a steal. 209 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:33,997 But take it. I wanna talk about the other number. 210 00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:35,874 The one you're gonna love. 211 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:39,919 You'll love what I do for you. When I record, it sells. 212 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:45,008 I know that. You're the greatest. I'm lucky you know I'm alive. 213 00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:49,596 But let me talk about something else. This other number... 214 00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:53,892 I believe in it so much, I'm willing to gamble. 215 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:59,522 Record this, I'll make you full partner. I'll give you the rights. 216 00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:02,484 If it sells under 100,000, we split the royalties. 217 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:06,112 It goes over, give me my full percentage. 218 00:18:06,362 --> 00:18:11,743 That's before we even start talking about the really big numbers... 219 00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:15,914 ...which is sheet music. So you see, it's all a steal. 220 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:19,209 - Metaphorically. - Metaphorically? 221 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:26,299 This is a shrewd kid, Bobby. 222 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:30,053 I'll marry him. I hate paying for material. 223 00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:33,389 Even laughs in the right places. 224 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:37,769 If you get your suit cleaned, it's a match. 225 00:18:42,232 --> 00:18:44,150 Ruth Etting, my ass. 226 00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:47,404 Anytime I want your ass, I'll know what to call it. 227 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,780 Come on, Bobby. 228 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:51,533 - I expect a lead sheet. - Thursday. 229 00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:55,328 - Can I have my cigarettes, please? - Oh, yeah, I'm... 230 00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:57,205 Ganef, huh? 231 00:18:58,623 --> 00:19:01,126 Take care of yourself, will you? 232 00:19:02,419 --> 00:19:04,462 That's a wonderful girl there. 233 00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:08,216 Three, four... 234 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:32,615 What's with the clarinets? It's killing the melody. 235 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,166 Why don't you sit over there, kid? 236 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:46,087 Everything'll be all right, you know. Just relax, okay? 237 00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:48,465 Where're we up to? 238 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,341 Bar what? Okay, 15. 239 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:55,764 The drums, too heavy. I don't like it. 240 00:19:56,014 --> 00:19:58,892 Skinny, smoother on the drums. 241 00:19:59,142 --> 00:20:02,020 - You wanna try one? - Yeah, sure. 242 00:20:02,812 --> 00:20:04,856 Why don't you see how it sounds. 243 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:09,152 I know how it sounds. Lousy. The strings are too hot. 244 00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:12,197 - What? - The strings are too hot. 245 00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:17,494 - Let me hear four bars from the top. - Four bars from the top. 246 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:28,880 He's right, Fritz. Bring down the strings. 247 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,799 Bring up the horns. 248 00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:39,599 - Bring up the horns. - Bring up the horns, boys. 249 00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:49,025 Let's go for a take. Top? 250 00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:55,240 Could we take that a little slower? 251 00:20:56,908 --> 00:20:57,909 Ready? 252 00:20:58,159 --> 00:21:01,329 Fanny Brice. " More Than You Know." Take One. 253 00:22:51,356 --> 00:22:52,816 Come in. 254 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:57,862 When did you see Billy Rose last? 255 00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:00,615 Three days ago. 256 00:23:00,865 --> 00:23:04,244 I don't believe it! Nobody can! 257 00:23:04,494 --> 00:23:08,123 He has just announced a show starring W.C. Fields... 258 00:23:08,373 --> 00:23:12,919 ...Marilyn Miller, Eddie Cantor, Bert Robbins and you. 259 00:23:14,129 --> 00:23:15,463 In that order? 260 00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:19,801 Well, no, actually you do get first billing. 261 00:23:22,387 --> 00:23:27,726 Well, I guess I better go have a little talk with the little man. 262 00:23:47,871 --> 00:23:52,000 Are you a decorator or are you a painter? 263 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,420 Paint the chair, I'll hold this watch on you. 264 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:58,757 However long it takes, we'll multiply it by 200. 265 00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:01,843 So we'll know how long it takes. 266 00:24:02,093 --> 00:24:04,345 That's the time I pay you for. 267 00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:08,433 Sure, Mr. Rose. Where do you want me to do the painting? 268 00:24:08,683 --> 00:24:13,354 Right here, you thief, where I can watch you. Got a cigarette? 269 00:24:13,605 --> 00:24:16,024 - Just one second. - Yeah, come in. 270 00:24:19,944 --> 00:24:24,157 - It's a wonderful surprise. - I'll bet. 271 00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:28,953 What are you stand...? Do it in the hall. 272 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:30,830 Do it where I can see you. 273 00:24:31,081 --> 00:24:34,000 - Miss Brice. - Painting contractor. 274 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,627 The chairs. 275 00:24:39,756 --> 00:24:42,675 - All right, you ready? - One second, one second. 276 00:24:42,926 --> 00:24:44,594 All right, go, go. 277 00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:50,392 Thieving bastards. Gotta watch them every minute. 278 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:59,401 Well, I'm very glad that you came up here. 279 00:25:01,528 --> 00:25:05,407 I'm sorry you found me like this. I worked very late at the club. 280 00:25:05,782 --> 00:25:07,158 I appreciate you're a hard worker. 281 00:25:07,409 --> 00:25:11,246 What I don't appreciate is that you're a fast worker. 282 00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:15,166 Where do you get the nerve, using my name in your release? 283 00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:18,086 - Interested in explanations? - In retractions. 284 00:25:18,336 --> 00:25:21,131 - Maybe you'll agree to... 285 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:24,926 To be in some half-assed sandlot production... 286 00:25:25,176 --> 00:25:28,680 ...by a tasteless Johnny-come-lately hustler like you? 287 00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:31,015 I was a Ziegfeld star when you... 288 00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:34,894 ...were sweating through shorthand class! 289 00:25:35,145 --> 00:25:37,981 I know where I can get $50,000 right now. 290 00:25:38,231 --> 00:25:39,566 - Really? - Yes. 291 00:25:39,816 --> 00:25:42,318 If I get you, I can pull in... 292 00:25:42,569 --> 00:25:45,947 ...another star. But it's you I really want. 293 00:25:46,197 --> 00:25:49,367 And you can get 50,000 when Ziegfeld can't? 294 00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:51,786 Hey, that ain't good enough. 295 00:25:52,036 --> 00:25:55,915 - I know you can do better than that. - Sure. 296 00:25:57,584 --> 00:25:59,210 Where? 297 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,673 - Where? - Where can you get the 50,000? 298 00:26:03,923 --> 00:26:07,969 - Bolton. - Buck is Ziggy's bank. 299 00:26:08,219 --> 00:26:09,929 - He's mine now. - How? 300 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,765 Believes in me. 301 00:26:15,518 --> 00:26:20,940 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're not just a nickel-and-dime hustler. 302 00:26:21,316 --> 00:26:25,653 Maybe what you are is a bigtime pimp. 303 00:26:25,987 --> 00:26:29,657 Buck's got a new girl. Does she get billing? 304 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,788 - She works sketches? Don't lie. - Not yours. 305 00:26:35,038 --> 00:26:39,125 - Look, Fanny, you need a show. - Really? 306 00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:43,838 Why try to scrape up an act when you can do a show? 307 00:26:44,089 --> 00:26:45,215 You need me. 308 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:48,843 - Kid, you need me. - Let me rephrase it. 309 00:26:49,094 --> 00:26:53,598 - Please. Use me. - Let me rephrase it. Don't use me. 310 00:26:53,848 --> 00:26:58,019 You want me to be in your cockamamie show, you ask me nice. 311 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,194 Fanny, do my show. 312 00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:08,822 Please. 313 00:27:09,197 --> 00:27:12,534 Yeah. Please. 314 00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:13,827 Because... 315 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:19,541 I need you. 316 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:30,885 - Just don't aggravate me. - You'll do it? 317 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:35,807 - What a crummy world. - Thattagirl. Come on. 318 00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:39,519 Why don't you get a manicure? Cost a buck. 319 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:42,939 It's not the buck. It takes 20 minutes. 320 00:27:43,189 --> 00:27:47,193 - I'm done, Mr. Rose. - I gotta use your john. 321 00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:52,115 - Yeah, well, listen... - Hello. Is that the door to the john? 322 00:27:52,365 --> 00:27:57,162 - You're Fanny! I don't believe it! - That Fanny Brice goes to the can? 323 00:27:57,412 --> 00:28:03,585 Oh, my God! I see all your shows every chance I get. I die laughing. 324 00:28:03,835 --> 00:28:07,922 - Sometimes I laugh so hard that l... - Fall right out of bed? 325 00:28:15,138 --> 00:28:20,018 - Excuse me, Mr. Rose. - Yeah, sorry. 326 00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:22,729 - What have you got? - Eight minutes. 327 00:28:22,979 --> 00:28:25,857 Eight minutes per chair. You want two coats? 328 00:28:26,107 --> 00:28:29,235 That's two coats, that's 16 chairs. 329 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:34,032 Sixteen minutes times 200 is 3200 minutes. 330 00:28:34,282 --> 00:28:38,119 53 hours. I'll pay cash for 45 hours. Take it or leave it. 331 00:28:38,369 --> 00:28:41,122 Sure, Mr. Rose. It's okay with me. Glad to get the work. 332 00:28:41,372 --> 00:28:44,501 And congratulations, you got a show going. 333 00:28:47,837 --> 00:28:49,422 Spray 'em. 334 00:28:50,715 --> 00:28:55,345 Four weeks of rehearsal, this is what you come up with? 335 00:28:55,804 --> 00:28:58,848 - What do you call that step? - That's a shim-sham. 336 00:28:59,099 --> 00:29:04,521 Wonderful. I got such a headache. What is this? Oh, that's cute. Cute. 337 00:29:04,896 --> 00:29:07,565 - Mr. Rose! - What? They're dancing. 338 00:29:08,817 --> 00:29:11,778 You made 16 girls look like two. 339 00:29:12,153 --> 00:29:16,491 Oy, you bring me roosters? What are you smiling at? I hate it! 340 00:29:16,741 --> 00:29:21,413 I pay this creep thousands. To design shrouds? Put it on a horse! 341 00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:24,749 - Who's that? - One of the showgirls. 342 00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:27,001 - I know. Who hired her? - You did. 343 00:29:27,252 --> 00:29:29,295 Get rid of her. What? 344 00:29:29,546 --> 00:29:35,510 - About Norma's costumes... - I'm sick about it. The director is. 345 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,430 - What would straighten them out? - Money. 346 00:29:40,056 --> 00:29:45,270 Can I hear the words this time? I'd like to hear Billy Rose lyrics. 347 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,857 Paper, paper, paper. 348 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:55,113 There's a " D" in cardboard. A "car" board is on the end of a car! 349 00:29:59,617 --> 00:30:04,622 I like him I know he's phony 350 00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:08,918 But when they package it nice And market it right 351 00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:11,838 I buy baloney 352 00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:16,009 Yes, I like him 353 00:30:16,259 --> 00:30:21,931 Though I can see he's the type I better get busy and do unto first 354 00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:25,477 Before I find he's done unto me 355 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,938 He's mostly made of chutzpah 356 00:30:29,189 --> 00:30:31,858 A fake, a con, a lie 357 00:30:33,068 --> 00:30:39,115 Could be I like him, maybe 'Cause so am I 358 00:30:44,788 --> 00:30:47,332 Hold it. Hold it! Hold it! 359 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:51,252 - Maybe I can help you out. - I wish you would. 360 00:30:51,503 --> 00:30:55,215 I don't think they understand what you're talking about. 361 00:30:55,465 --> 00:30:59,094 Kids, Mr. Rose is a very fine lyricist, an artist. 362 00:30:59,344 --> 00:31:01,888 He has great respect for the written word. 363 00:31:02,138 --> 00:31:06,810 And I think he wants you to articulate his artistry. 364 00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:11,106 This girl didn't get to where she got from not understanding what I say. 365 00:31:11,356 --> 00:31:12,857 You want me to show you? 366 00:31:13,108 --> 00:31:15,985 Hey, Freddie, one, two, three, four. 367 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:36,089 I like her I think she's funny 368 00:31:36,339 --> 00:31:40,844 And we've a mutual interest Deep down inside 369 00:31:42,512 --> 00:31:44,180 Money 370 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:50,103 Yes, I like her Although it's true she's the type 371 00:31:50,311 --> 00:31:53,523 You'd better get busy And do unto first 372 00:31:53,773 --> 00:31:56,943 Before you find she's done unto you 373 00:31:57,193 --> 00:32:03,867 I'm certain there's a Fanny You seldom get to see 374 00:32:04,617 --> 00:32:11,916 Whoever that is Maybe she'll like me 375 00:32:15,879 --> 00:32:19,340 You know, you'd better learn to be a little nicer. 376 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:27,182 Otherwise, those kids are gonna walk out on you. 377 00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:33,730 Where do you read that crap? Take five. 378 00:32:38,568 --> 00:32:42,072 Not now, Bobby. I know. Yeah. 379 00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:01,424 - Have you seen Norma? - Oh, no. 380 00:33:01,925 --> 00:33:06,012 Bucky! Bucky. Oh, these costumes are just beautiful. 381 00:33:06,262 --> 00:33:11,643 Cliff, are you ready to start the technical rehearsal yet? Cliff! 382 00:33:17,399 --> 00:33:21,736 - You don't think a moose gets a laugh? - It's a buffalo. 383 00:33:21,986 --> 00:33:26,157 I can get a laugh without a moose or whatever else. 384 00:33:26,408 --> 00:33:32,163 Without tons of scenery. The thing is over-produced. You're dripping. 385 00:33:32,414 --> 00:33:36,751 Screw it. The moose is funny and he stays. I'm the producer. 386 00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:39,421 You do your job, I'll do mine. 387 00:33:46,052 --> 00:33:49,556 I thought I hired a press agent. Where have you been? 388 00:33:49,806 --> 00:33:50,765 What's the problem? 389 00:33:51,015 --> 00:33:54,144 Have we got any press coming from New York? 390 00:33:54,394 --> 00:33:57,981 No, Billy. Just the locals, and that's bad enough. 391 00:33:58,231 --> 00:34:00,734 That's funny? Get out of here. 392 00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:05,405 - He got a name? - Charles. His name is Charles. 393 00:34:07,198 --> 00:34:10,618 - This moose is gonna get a big laugh. - Buffalo. 394 00:34:12,537 --> 00:34:16,791 Watch your cues, Charles. You step on a line, it's open season. 395 00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:07,175 - I'm so nervous! - Break a leg. 396 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:57,142 Wait, I have an entrance. My hat! Please, I have a cue. 397 00:36:25,128 --> 00:36:26,588 Where's Norma? 398 00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:28,965 Tell that idiot to slow down! 399 00:38:17,741 --> 00:38:19,659 What the hell is happening here? 400 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,581 What's happening? What are you doing? 401 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:30,086 - Schmuck, what are you doing? - I'm trying! 402 00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:34,215 I'm doing my best, sweetheart. 403 00:38:53,318 --> 00:38:57,197 Oh, God, wait'll I get my hands on that little putz! 404 00:38:58,156 --> 00:39:01,951 Fifty million Frenchmen Can't be wrong 405 00:39:02,452 --> 00:39:06,581 When they go Ohh la la, la la la la 406 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:10,418 On the bully boulevard 407 00:39:18,259 --> 00:39:21,096 Let's hope this one goes better. 408 00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:24,557 You're whistling in the dressing room? 409 00:39:47,372 --> 00:39:49,207 Keep it going. Keep going. 410 00:39:49,457 --> 00:39:53,128 Is this producer nuts? We need an army to move this. 411 00:40:00,051 --> 00:40:03,972 Keep going. Just keep going, I don't care how long. 412 00:40:04,222 --> 00:40:08,518 "You do your job, I'll do mine." What crap! Get out! 413 00:40:08,768 --> 00:40:11,521 If you'd sing like you yell, we'd have a hit. 414 00:40:11,771 --> 00:40:14,232 - I'll give you a hit. - Dress, Fanny. 415 00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:18,820 Listen, we had a little technical trouble in the first half. 416 00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:22,741 The trouble is that we got an amateur producer. 417 00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:27,078 Get out of this room, you little bum. Throw him out. 418 00:40:27,328 --> 00:40:29,873 Get Bobby to throw this bum out. 419 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:35,044 If you're gonna have me thrown out, it won't be by your pet poodle. 420 00:40:35,295 --> 00:40:38,715 Lovely, darling. A trifle slow in the beginning. 421 00:40:38,965 --> 00:40:42,886 The buses stopped running and we got an act to go. 422 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,722 - They adore it. - They love it. 423 00:40:45,972 --> 00:40:48,933 Five minutes. Second act in five minutes. 424 00:40:49,184 --> 00:40:50,185 Get out! 425 00:40:50,435 --> 00:40:54,272 Billy, I'd like to talk to you about a tiny cut. 426 00:40:55,273 --> 00:41:00,236 Would you look at this place? Drops the shells all over the floor. 427 00:41:36,815 --> 00:41:38,942 Keep singing, keep singing. 428 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,806 Hit the rain. 429 00:42:16,104 --> 00:42:20,191 Boys, come back. It's only water! Just keep playing. 430 00:42:31,911 --> 00:42:33,455 Thank you, mister. 431 00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:41,254 - What's that? - The reviews. 432 00:42:41,504 --> 00:42:43,381 - Of what? - The first act. 433 00:42:43,631 --> 00:42:46,051 Thank God they didn't stick around. 434 00:42:46,301 --> 00:42:50,972 There are 10 people out there. I'm going to lay them in the aisles. 435 00:43:26,758 --> 00:43:28,343 Fanny? 436 00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:32,347 - Get me the house detective! - It's me! 437 00:43:32,597 --> 00:43:36,726 - Are you crazy? - It's only a joke. It's only a joke. 438 00:43:36,976 --> 00:43:40,688 It's me. I got those tickets. We're rehearsing. 439 00:43:40,939 --> 00:43:42,732 - You idiot! - Charades. 440 00:43:42,982 --> 00:43:45,610 I'll call you later. Right, goodbye. 441 00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:49,531 Are you some kind of break-and-enter artist? 442 00:43:49,781 --> 00:43:52,700 You wouldn't let me in. I borrowed a key. 443 00:43:52,951 --> 00:43:54,911 You gave me a heart attack! 444 00:43:55,161 --> 00:43:58,081 - I'll tell you how we fix the show. - We?! 445 00:43:58,748 --> 00:44:02,752 Mr. Rose, I have been through burlesque, Ziegfeld... 446 00:44:03,002 --> 00:44:05,755 ...childbirth, divorce, the Crash. 447 00:44:06,005 --> 00:44:09,634 Last year I saw my daughter ride in a pony show. 448 00:44:09,884 --> 00:44:12,721 I've also been kicked in the ass by a horse. 449 00:44:13,972 --> 00:44:17,976 But I've never been through anything like last night. 450 00:44:18,226 --> 00:44:20,437 - I know. I know. - What? 451 00:44:20,687 --> 00:44:25,275 - Look, we got a few weak spots. - Buffalo shit! 452 00:44:25,775 --> 00:44:27,152 - Look... - Get out! 453 00:44:27,402 --> 00:44:29,654 Childbirth, was that easy? 454 00:44:29,904 --> 00:44:32,073 Like pushing a piano through a transom. 455 00:44:32,323 --> 00:44:35,869 - We gotta push this one through. - You push this one. 456 00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:38,288 8 a.m., I call my lawyers. Out! 457 00:44:39,539 --> 00:44:41,249 All right. 458 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:44,836 All right, all right, all right. 459 00:44:49,716 --> 00:44:51,801 Goddamn it. 460 00:44:52,052 --> 00:44:54,429 What is the matter with you? 461 00:44:55,221 --> 00:44:58,433 I might as well tell you the whole mess, Fanny. 462 00:44:58,683 --> 00:44:59,726 What? 463 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:05,356 Wasn't just Bucky's money. I spent that weeks ago. 464 00:45:05,774 --> 00:45:08,401 I needed some more so I... 465 00:45:10,153 --> 00:45:15,784 ...I had to borrow from the boys, and it's gone too. 466 00:45:19,871 --> 00:45:24,209 - They'll build me into the highway. - That's good news. 467 00:45:24,459 --> 00:45:26,211 - I'm not kidding. - I'm not either. 468 00:45:27,754 --> 00:45:30,757 I'm into them bad. They're gonna come for me. 469 00:45:31,007 --> 00:45:35,762 Oh, God, they're gonna come for me. They'll come for me. 470 00:45:36,012 --> 00:45:38,181 You borrowed money with no backup? 471 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:42,894 - Yep. - You must be smoky in the head. 472 00:45:44,187 --> 00:45:49,818 Look, you gotta help me, please. I know I can fix the show. 473 00:45:50,068 --> 00:45:52,695 Please, I can fix it. Give it to me. 474 00:45:52,946 --> 00:45:56,908 Bucky'll stay in. If you stay, I know I can fix it. 475 00:45:57,158 --> 00:46:02,372 What happened was mostly my fault. You were right about everything. 476 00:46:02,622 --> 00:46:05,792 The sets, the costumes. Charles? Everything. 477 00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:07,627 But the songs are good. 478 00:46:07,877 --> 00:46:13,007 I'll get some dancers to back up Bert. And the sketches, they're good. 479 00:46:13,258 --> 00:46:15,593 They're swamped by your damn production. 480 00:46:15,844 --> 00:46:21,182 Teach me. I can learn. I learn it faster than anybody. 481 00:46:21,433 --> 00:46:24,644 - You need a show. - You gonna start that again? 482 00:46:24,936 --> 00:46:27,522 I don't need you. I'm a star. 483 00:46:27,772 --> 00:46:30,650 Listen. Come on, Fanny. 484 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:36,322 - Where you gonna get some more dough? - Same place I got it before. 485 00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:40,785 Why not? 486 00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:45,206 You get knocked off, you might as well do it for a good sum. 487 00:46:45,999 --> 00:46:49,753 - Let me take a look at this. - Ow! What are you, nuts? 488 00:46:50,128 --> 00:46:54,174 Why don't you get some sleep. Why are you up? It's 4 a.m. 489 00:46:56,301 --> 00:46:59,679 You must be crazy, I'll tell you. - Go to sleep. 490 00:46:59,929 --> 00:47:02,057 Give me the key. The key. 491 00:47:02,307 --> 00:47:05,185 - I'll return it. - Give me the key. 492 00:47:07,854 --> 00:47:09,856 Thanks. 493 00:47:11,024 --> 00:47:14,611 Go to sleep. It's 4:00. 494 00:47:16,863 --> 00:47:18,364 Billy... 495 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:24,037 ...you think you can get your friends to take Charles for a ride? 496 00:47:35,382 --> 00:47:39,969 You gotta dump two-thirds of the set. Simplify the orchestrations. 497 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:44,099 The Spanish number. Cut the gypsies and the campfire. 498 00:47:58,655 --> 00:48:01,574 Did you ever hear of "in one"? A curtain and me. 499 00:48:01,825 --> 00:48:04,828 See, I come out, and I'm Martha Graham. 500 00:48:16,005 --> 00:48:19,467 You see, Billy, in a tutu, I can be funny. 501 00:48:21,970 --> 00:48:24,806 If Little Eva was Jewish, maybe funny. 502 00:48:25,724 --> 00:48:29,102 - Time for us to part - I'll be twinkling 503 00:48:29,352 --> 00:48:32,897 So long, honey lamb I'll be keeping you 504 00:48:33,106 --> 00:48:35,191 Right here in my heart 505 00:48:35,442 --> 00:48:37,277 Watch me winkling 506 00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:42,657 Think of this as temporary Just a toodle-loo 507 00:48:42,866 --> 00:48:44,409 Toodle-Ioo to you too! 508 00:49:02,469 --> 00:49:05,138 Oh, God, was that a note! 509 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,559 It was given to me by my friend Grace Moore on my birthday. 510 00:49:09,851 --> 00:49:13,897 Oy, was she glad to get rid of it. 511 00:49:16,357 --> 00:49:20,070 I gotta have more in the second act, a new number. 512 00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:07,117 What about Bert's number "Clap Hands"? Where are the hands? 513 00:52:23,044 --> 00:52:26,840 - Another number that's gonna work. - It's working now. 514 00:52:27,090 --> 00:52:31,010 It's almost working. Get the sequins off the gloves. 515 00:52:31,261 --> 00:52:34,848 Hey, Clark, get the goddamn sequins off the gloves! 516 00:52:34,848 --> 00:52:35,557 Hey, Clark, get the goddamn sequins off the gloves! 517 00:52:36,891 --> 00:52:40,228 Yeah, listen, what can I tell you? He's a maniac. 518 00:52:40,478 --> 00:52:44,274 Listen, I didn't invent them. I'm just his press agent. 519 00:52:45,191 --> 00:52:47,652 - Did you call Buffalo? - I'm on it. 520 00:52:47,902 --> 00:52:50,905 Sorry, this evening's performance is sold out. 521 00:52:51,156 --> 00:52:56,077 Hey, we're sold out tonight? Hey, you hear? We're sold out. 522 00:52:57,078 --> 00:53:02,208 We're sold out. We're sold out. We're sold out. Hey! 523 00:53:03,543 --> 00:53:07,255 - Let's make this the last one. - Watch the silk. 524 00:53:07,505 --> 00:53:12,927 We're SRO tonight. We're SRO tomorrow night. 525 00:53:13,762 --> 00:53:15,555 Here's the picture. 526 00:53:18,933 --> 00:53:21,978 I'll take a celery tonic out of your shoe. 527 00:53:22,228 --> 00:53:26,775 Not from this shoe. This is a custom-made shoe. Give me my shoe. 528 00:53:27,025 --> 00:53:30,278 Give me something. Give me a nice tooth. 529 00:53:30,528 --> 00:53:34,074 You got a nice tooth. Give me an earring. 530 00:53:34,324 --> 00:53:35,658 Give me your hand. 531 00:53:37,077 --> 00:53:39,788 Get up off the floor. You'll ruin your pants. 532 00:53:40,038 --> 00:53:44,209 It's a new act. Brice and Rose. We go through life together. 533 00:53:44,459 --> 00:53:46,920 You better do a job on the four-sheets. 534 00:53:47,295 --> 00:53:51,633 You have to see it on an outhouse wall 200 yards away... 535 00:53:51,883 --> 00:53:54,177 ...going 60 miles an hour. 536 00:53:54,427 --> 00:53:59,099 No fine print. All that matters is, can they see it? 537 00:53:59,349 --> 00:54:02,602 Yellow and black. You got it? Good. 538 00:54:02,852 --> 00:54:05,980 You're such a slob. Why do you drop your shells? 539 00:54:06,231 --> 00:54:09,651 I gave you good advice. I hope you got it. 540 00:54:09,901 --> 00:54:13,071 - When I got you, I got it all. - Are you crazy? 541 00:54:13,363 --> 00:54:15,698 What? Nobody can touch a star? 542 00:54:16,282 --> 00:54:19,744 Stop that! I don't like being handled. 543 00:54:19,994 --> 00:54:21,454 Is that right? 544 00:54:21,704 --> 00:54:23,832 - Is that right? - Stop that! 545 00:54:37,971 --> 00:54:42,767 I am sorry, I really am. I'm so sorry. Billy, please. 546 00:54:43,017 --> 00:54:47,105 Can I help you brush your coat off? 547 00:54:47,355 --> 00:54:52,736 Billy, I just grabbed the first thing. I grabbed the first thing. 548 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,710 Look, look. 549 00:55:15,925 --> 00:55:21,097 When we get into New York, I don't want posters, I want billboards. 550 00:55:21,347 --> 00:55:24,684 I want you to blanket Times Square. And full page ads in the Times. 551 00:55:24,934 --> 00:55:29,397 Got that? In the Times. And I want plugs from Winchell. 552 00:55:29,647 --> 00:55:33,860 You don't know what a billboard is gonna cost. 553 00:55:34,110 --> 00:55:36,362 What are you, a banker? 554 00:55:36,613 --> 00:55:38,198 Give me a cigarette. 555 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:40,825 We'll bring in a hit. 556 01:01:07,485 --> 01:01:09,362 He's out there! 557 01:01:09,779 --> 01:01:12,741 He's with some 18-year-old, but he's out there. 558 01:01:12,991 --> 01:01:16,703 Get me out of this! He'll be here in two minutes. 559 01:01:16,953 --> 01:01:21,082 I don't wanna wear that black thing. No, I hate it! 560 01:01:21,332 --> 01:01:23,043 You gotta put something on. 561 01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:24,711 - Fanny. - What? 562 01:01:24,961 --> 01:01:27,130 - He's coming! - Is he alone? 563 01:01:28,381 --> 01:01:33,553 He ditched her! Quick, open the door! Oh, this goddamn makeup! 564 01:01:33,803 --> 01:01:37,265 Jesus, I got a run in my stockings. 565 01:01:48,068 --> 01:01:49,319 Hello, Fanny. 566 01:01:52,238 --> 01:01:55,742 Why, Nick, how good it is to see you. 567 01:01:56,367 --> 01:01:58,703 All the world changes but you. 568 01:01:59,788 --> 01:02:03,833 Over a year I've been practising that line. 569 01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:11,091 You want a drink or something? You want a cigarette? 570 01:02:11,758 --> 01:02:13,802 I'll call Adele. What do you want? 571 01:02:14,052 --> 01:02:18,723 I don't want a drink, and I don't want Adele. 572 01:02:23,019 --> 01:02:25,313 Is that for me? 573 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,525 Don't open it now. 574 01:02:34,322 --> 01:02:37,158 Fanny, I... 575 01:02:42,205 --> 01:02:45,417 When you're a star, everything you do is magic. 576 01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:50,171 You don't have to entertain me, Fanny. It isn't necessary. 577 01:02:53,091 --> 01:02:56,970 - I can't say how good it is to see you. - Try. 578 01:03:03,101 --> 01:03:07,021 Wait a minute. I gotta do my number first, okay? 579 01:03:14,654 --> 01:03:19,284 Explain to me why I can't remember one thing I was gonna say. 580 01:03:21,494 --> 01:03:26,124 I'll remember my lines if I just don't have to look at you. 581 01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,001 I'll remember. 582 01:03:29,169 --> 01:03:35,091 - Fanny, I want to talk to you. - You don't have lines here. My turn. 583 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:46,519 Nicky Arnstein, I love you so much. 584 01:03:48,521 --> 01:03:51,274 I don't blame you for divorcing me. 585 01:03:51,483 --> 01:03:55,987 You got hit by this steam engine the papers called Fanny Brice. 586 01:03:56,279 --> 01:03:59,324 By this made-up person the papers made up. 587 01:04:00,784 --> 01:04:05,663 And I can understand how you really had to dig yourself out. I really can. 588 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:10,377 But I want to get off, Nicky. 589 01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:17,759 I just want to climb into your back pocket and stay there. 590 01:04:18,343 --> 01:04:22,222 - Fanny. - Just stay there all the time. 591 01:04:34,943 --> 01:04:36,486 You're married. 592 01:04:39,447 --> 01:04:42,075 I just didn't know how to tell you. 593 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:54,421 - When? - Three months ago. 594 01:04:58,341 --> 01:05:00,218 To that girl? 595 01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:05,390 That beautiful girl I saw you sitting next to tonight? 596 01:05:05,932 --> 01:05:10,478 My wife was sitting on my other side. 597 01:05:11,563 --> 01:05:13,356 That old lady? 598 01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:17,110 She's 43. 599 01:05:18,862 --> 01:05:22,490 Forty-three and loaded, right? 600 01:05:33,752 --> 01:05:36,921 I'll always love you very much, Fanny. 601 01:06:02,864 --> 01:06:04,324 Who's that? 602 01:06:07,869 --> 01:06:10,455 We just wanted to congratulate her. 603 01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:13,291 Miss Brice isn't dressed yet. 604 01:06:15,043 --> 01:06:16,336 She all right? 605 01:06:16,586 --> 01:06:20,090 She said you should go on to the party without her. 606 01:06:23,343 --> 01:06:25,887 Take it. Go ahead. 607 01:06:26,846 --> 01:06:29,891 It's for you. 608 01:06:35,397 --> 01:06:39,442 - She's from Philadelphia. Here, Adele. - Thanks. 609 01:06:39,692 --> 01:06:42,487 She's got $12 million. 610 01:06:43,321 --> 01:06:48,576 She has an apartment in Paris, a house in Antibes. 611 01:06:48,952 --> 01:06:51,371 And she's got a yacht. 612 01:06:53,415 --> 01:06:58,086 So Nick can teach her how to be Ionely in all of them. 613 01:06:58,503 --> 01:07:01,798 Opening night present. 614 01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:12,183 He must've spent a whole week's allowance. 615 01:07:12,434 --> 01:07:14,728 Hey, did you see that? 616 01:07:15,937 --> 01:07:18,857 It came wrapped around the record. 617 01:07:19,107 --> 01:07:20,984 Yeah, from the company. 618 01:07:21,401 --> 01:07:24,320 Boy, it's been a swell opening night. 619 01:07:25,405 --> 01:07:26,614 Fanny... 620 01:07:28,074 --> 01:07:29,743 ...I'm sorry. 621 01:07:31,703 --> 01:07:33,288 I know you are, kid. 622 01:07:34,205 --> 01:07:37,667 Go to the party without me. I'll be along later. 623 01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:42,547 I just want a few minutes. You too, Adele. 624 01:08:05,779 --> 01:08:08,073 Why don't you just shut up! 625 01:08:30,136 --> 01:08:32,514 Ain't she got fun 626 01:08:33,598 --> 01:08:35,642 She's the luckiest one 627 01:08:35,892 --> 01:08:40,230 Satin on my shoulder And a smile on my lips 628 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:43,608 How lucky can you get? 629 01:08:44,067 --> 01:08:48,405 Money in my pocket Right at my fingertips 630 01:08:48,655 --> 01:08:51,491 How lucky can you get? 631 01:08:52,117 --> 01:08:55,495 Every night a party Where the fun never ends 632 01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:59,999 You can circle the globe With my circle of friends 633 01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:04,379 Someone I am crazy for Is crazy for me 634 01:09:04,629 --> 01:09:11,720 I'm his personal pet Wow, how lucky can you get? 635 01:09:19,018 --> 01:09:23,440 Wrap it up and charge it That's my favourite phrase 636 01:09:23,690 --> 01:09:26,735 How lucky can you get? 637 01:09:27,068 --> 01:09:31,656 When I see the chauffeur Think I'll give him a raise 638 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:34,659 How lucky can you get? 639 01:09:35,410 --> 01:09:39,039 Weekends in the country With a baron of course 640 01:09:39,289 --> 01:09:43,460 And a wardrobe to choke Mrs. Astor's pet horse 641 01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:47,464 Making merry music With the one that I love 642 01:09:47,714 --> 01:09:50,925 We're a perfect duet 643 01:09:58,099 --> 01:10:00,101 Can you get! 644 01:10:16,201 --> 01:10:19,704 Satin on my shoulder 645 01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:25,210 How lucky can you get? 646 01:10:28,171 --> 01:10:31,674 Money in my pocket 647 01:10:34,386 --> 01:10:38,390 How lucky can you get? 648 01:10:56,408 --> 01:11:02,831 Every night's a party Where the fun never ends 649 01:11:03,081 --> 01:11:10,004 You can circle the globe With my circle of friends 650 01:11:10,463 --> 01:11:16,928 Someone I am crazy for Is crazy for me 651 01:11:17,429 --> 01:11:21,433 I'm his personal pet 652 01:11:21,975 --> 01:11:27,397 Wow, how lucky can you get? 653 01:11:30,150 --> 01:11:35,572 Hey there, gorgeous 654 01:11:36,865 --> 01:11:38,950 Big success 655 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:44,998 What's your secret, gorgeous 656 01:11:45,331 --> 01:11:50,086 Just lucky I guess 657 01:11:54,257 --> 01:11:56,885 You want to know what it's really like? 658 01:11:58,094 --> 01:12:02,015 Fantastic. 659 01:12:02,474 --> 01:12:06,269 Satin on my shoulder And a smile on my lips 660 01:12:06,895 --> 01:12:10,523 Money in my pocket Right at my fingertips 661 01:12:11,649 --> 01:12:14,527 Wrap it up and charge it That's my favourite phrase 662 01:12:14,778 --> 01:12:18,323 When I see the chauffeur Think I'll give him a raise 663 01:12:18,573 --> 01:12:23,119 Life's a bed of roses Squirting perfume on me 664 01:12:23,369 --> 01:12:26,706 You can spare me the blues 665 01:12:26,956 --> 01:12:30,960 I don't sing in that key 666 01:12:31,586 --> 01:12:34,672 And if there's a man Who'd leave me 667 01:12:34,923 --> 01:12:37,967 I am happy to say 668 01:12:38,218 --> 01:12:42,347 I haven't run into him yet 669 01:12:43,681 --> 01:12:47,352 Gee, whee, wow! 670 01:12:47,602 --> 01:12:50,855 How lucky 671 01:12:51,106 --> 01:12:55,360 How lucky can you get? 672 01:13:29,561 --> 01:13:32,564 Look, just look at that. It's worse than ever. 673 01:13:35,191 --> 01:13:38,236 Fanny? Fanny. 674 01:13:39,779 --> 01:13:43,950 - Oh, my God, look! Is that Buck? - No, C.V. Silverstein. 675 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,828 Silverstein from the Silverstein Movie Studios? 676 01:13:47,370 --> 01:13:49,080 Come visit me in California. 677 01:13:50,498 --> 01:13:52,459 Hey, push off with Bobby. 678 01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:55,670 I wanna talk to Fanny. Alone for once, okay? 679 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,090 Come on, I wanna show you something. Come on. 680 01:14:00,216 --> 01:14:01,259 48th and 10th. 681 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:08,933 It's a theatre-cabaret. I'm gonna call it the Casa Mañana. 682 01:14:09,184 --> 01:14:11,853 That's Mex for " House of Tomorrow." 683 01:14:12,103 --> 01:14:17,984 What, you gonna play a fair in Texas? You already got our show. 684 01:14:19,444 --> 01:14:21,196 They'll pay me 100,000 bucks. 685 01:14:21,446 --> 01:14:24,949 It's a big deal, the Texas Centennial. 686 01:14:31,873 --> 01:14:33,500 It's nice. 687 01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:37,253 Here, look. 688 01:14:42,217 --> 01:14:43,718 Classy, huh? 689 01:14:45,595 --> 01:14:49,432 - Too classy? - Too classy for what? Buffalos? 690 01:14:49,682 --> 01:14:53,311 I got some fan dancers. 691 01:14:55,855 --> 01:15:00,735 - How you fixed for feathers? - You're always on the hustle, Billy. 692 01:15:00,985 --> 01:15:04,447 So how long are you gonna be down there? 693 01:15:04,697 --> 01:15:06,116 Why, what do you care? 694 01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:11,037 I'm used to you. You're good for laughs. 695 01:15:13,998 --> 01:15:16,626 It's hot in here. 696 01:15:19,879 --> 01:15:23,091 This thing's gotta be a spectacle. 697 01:15:23,466 --> 01:15:26,469 I'm gonna get 50 girls in here. 698 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,681 They're all gonna be 5'10" or bigger. 699 01:15:29,931 --> 01:15:35,186 And, the closing number, I was thinking of all white. 700 01:15:40,150 --> 01:15:42,986 Maybe a wedding routine. 701 01:15:43,236 --> 01:15:45,780 Very impressive. 702 01:15:50,702 --> 01:15:53,788 How'd you like to star in a wedding bit? 703 01:16:06,176 --> 01:16:08,178 I paid retail. 704 01:16:11,514 --> 01:16:16,728 You want the goddamn ring or not? Speak up, I got a rehearsal. 705 01:16:22,108 --> 01:16:25,737 - You're asking me to marry you? - Yeah. 706 01:16:25,987 --> 01:16:27,697 - I mean serious? - Yeah! 707 01:16:27,947 --> 01:16:33,286 And I'm not gonna ask you again. So right now, yes or no? Yes or no? 708 01:16:43,630 --> 01:16:45,924 It ought to work out fine. 709 01:16:49,010 --> 01:16:50,220 You saying yeah? 710 01:16:51,930 --> 01:16:54,224 I'm saying yeah. 711 01:17:18,415 --> 01:17:21,584 I got a little confession to make. 712 01:17:22,585 --> 01:17:26,339 I never borrowed money from the mob, like I told you. 713 01:17:28,967 --> 01:17:33,680 You bastard. Making me think they had you on ice. 714 01:17:37,726 --> 01:17:40,603 It was a very good argument. You bought it. 715 01:17:42,063 --> 01:17:45,108 Only by now, you should know better. 716 01:17:47,277 --> 01:17:51,072 I wouldn't want you to think you married dumb. 717 01:18:03,752 --> 01:18:05,211 Darling... 718 01:18:05,795 --> 01:18:07,130 ...I do adore you. 719 01:18:07,338 --> 01:18:11,426 But you are absolutely mad. Tell me, why him? 720 01:18:13,511 --> 01:18:15,930 I fell in like with him. 721 01:18:16,514 --> 01:18:18,850 Do you have a light? 722 01:18:22,979 --> 01:18:24,355 Here. 723 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:30,820 Oh! Did you see what that man did? 724 01:18:41,956 --> 01:18:43,249 It is a crunch. 725 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:48,463 My wife, however, is determined to speak to Miss Brice. 726 01:18:48,713 --> 01:18:51,299 - Do you know her? - I married her. 727 01:18:51,549 --> 01:18:53,551 Of course. You must be... 728 01:18:53,802 --> 01:18:58,139 Rose. Billy Rose. Rose. 729 01:19:01,976 --> 01:19:06,648 - Crude little bastard. - Screw him, he's only in on a pass. 730 01:19:12,737 --> 01:19:15,824 - Have a nice evening, Mr. Brice. - Rose. 731 01:19:20,578 --> 01:19:23,206 No action in the club car? 732 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:29,421 How many times I gotta tell you that I am not a gambler? 733 01:19:34,175 --> 01:19:38,179 - Did you do your knees yet? - No, I'm coming to them. 734 01:19:38,430 --> 01:19:41,725 I thought you did your knees before your heels. 735 01:19:42,434 --> 01:19:46,146 I do the heels first. Then I do the knees. 736 01:19:46,396 --> 01:19:48,398 - Every night. - Every night. 737 01:19:55,155 --> 01:19:59,909 By the time you finish that production, I get all mixed up. 738 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,286 Mixed up what? 739 01:20:01,536 --> 01:20:03,747 I don't know what I should go for. 740 01:20:03,997 --> 01:20:08,001 I figure, maybe there's something I don't know about. 741 01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:13,757 Maybe I'm supposed to go do something to your goddamn knees or heels. 742 01:20:22,432 --> 01:20:24,684 You put perfume behind your knees? 743 01:20:25,810 --> 01:20:28,229 - You never did that before. - Yes, I did. 744 01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:34,069 Maybe I'm right. I should go for your knees? 745 01:20:34,319 --> 01:20:37,363 Will you forget about the knees? 746 01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:42,744 We're gonna arrive in Fort Worth at 7 a.m. Let's get some sleep. 747 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:51,252 The heels before the knees. 748 01:20:51,503 --> 01:20:55,256 The knees after the heels, before the elbows. 749 01:20:57,550 --> 01:20:59,886 After the knees. 750 01:21:49,769 --> 01:21:53,773 Hang up your pants. You'll get there looking like two bits. 751 01:21:55,525 --> 01:21:59,821 - I'll get them pressed. - Why not just hang them up? 752 01:22:07,662 --> 01:22:10,206 Did Nick always hang up his pants? 753 01:22:11,374 --> 01:22:14,377 - Yes. - I'll pay the buck. 754 01:22:16,755 --> 01:22:20,550 Flinging your clothes makes the room look like a dump. 755 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:26,222 I've never been in a train for three days with goddamn royalty. Here! 756 01:22:32,604 --> 01:22:37,025 How come you never go to the can? In the theatre you used to. 757 01:22:37,275 --> 01:22:39,152 It's none of your damn business. 758 01:22:39,402 --> 01:22:41,696 How come now we're married... 759 01:22:41,946 --> 01:22:45,575 ...and you never go to the can?! 760 01:22:45,825 --> 01:22:50,121 How do you think I feel having to go to the can all the time? 761 01:22:50,372 --> 01:22:53,333 You don't like being cooped up with me... 762 01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:56,628 ...there's an empty compartment. Hire it. 763 01:22:56,878 --> 01:22:59,714 I won't have to look at your crummy pajamas. 764 01:22:59,964 --> 01:23:02,008 What's wrong with them? 765 01:23:02,258 --> 01:23:04,719 I hate your pajamas! They're terrible. 766 01:23:04,969 --> 01:23:08,848 Well, I hate your lemons! 767 01:23:09,099 --> 01:23:14,312 And I hate your fancy bed junk! 768 01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:18,566 And where, where, tell me, where... 769 01:23:19,025 --> 01:23:23,696 ...do you come off reading a French magazine on our honeymoon? 770 01:23:23,947 --> 01:23:25,865 I know you can't read French! 771 01:23:26,116 --> 01:23:29,119 I look at the pictures, creep! I learn what goes! 772 01:23:29,369 --> 01:23:32,330 One thing that'll never go is your pajamas! 773 01:23:32,872 --> 01:23:38,294 Screw my pajamas! Screw them! And screw you, lady! And... 774 01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:42,382 - What? - Oh, God... 775 01:23:43,550 --> 01:23:45,802 What's the matter? 776 01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:50,765 Gave me a nosebleed. You gave me a goddamn nosebleed. 777 01:24:00,358 --> 01:24:03,236 Hold it, hold it, there. I'll get some ice. 778 01:24:09,034 --> 01:24:10,952 Okay, here. 779 01:24:14,456 --> 01:24:16,624 If you bleed on my good gown... 780 01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:19,961 When I stop, I'm gonna belt you one. 781 01:24:21,296 --> 01:24:22,839 Tough guy. 782 01:24:27,302 --> 01:24:29,721 Kid, you are some nut. 783 01:24:32,807 --> 01:24:34,309 Let me see. 784 01:24:43,109 --> 01:24:47,238 - Just lie still. - You know the trouble, Fanny? 785 01:24:48,948 --> 01:24:54,162 The trouble is that I love you. I love you. 786 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:04,339 You could've told me. Put your best foot forward for the hell of it. 787 01:27:23,937 --> 01:27:29,234 I'm gonna take you to Sulka's and have some pajamas made for you. 788 01:27:31,820 --> 01:27:35,490 - They'll make pajamas for you? - Sure. 789 01:27:35,740 --> 01:27:39,494 Just like shirts. They make underwear too so it fits. 790 01:27:39,744 --> 01:27:44,207 You ain't getting me measured for no BVDs. 791 01:27:44,457 --> 01:27:47,711 Pajamas maybe, but no BVDs. 792 01:27:48,461 --> 01:27:52,507 Okay, okay. Go back to sleep. 793 01:28:55,278 --> 01:29:00,158 Billy. Billy! Shirley, will you get me that clipping, please? 794 01:29:00,408 --> 01:29:05,372 Would you let me read it to you first, then blow your stack? 795 01:29:05,622 --> 01:29:07,707 Okay. Shirley? 796 01:29:08,416 --> 01:29:12,045 " Miracle Man of Broadway Billy Rose's beauteous Aqua Belle... 797 01:29:12,253 --> 01:29:15,757 ...Eleanor Holm sings Circe songs to Billy in Cleveland. 798 01:29:15,924 --> 01:29:19,594 Are you listening, Billy? Fanny, are you listening to Billy? 799 01:29:19,844 --> 01:29:24,099 Five years, five hits. Is this your first miss?" Burn it. 800 01:29:24,349 --> 01:29:28,812 No, I can't kill a Winchell item, Billy. You know that. 801 01:29:29,062 --> 01:29:34,401 Well, what I can do is to prevent anybody else from running with it! 802 01:29:35,652 --> 01:29:40,073 You think I don't know how sore she'll be when she finds out? 803 01:29:40,323 --> 01:29:42,534 I'm close enough to get grabbed! 804 01:29:42,784 --> 01:29:43,993 The proofs. 805 01:29:44,244 --> 01:29:48,289 His name should be in another colour. Billy, what can I do? 806 01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:51,418 - Ned, did you order a sandwich? - Yes. 807 01:29:51,668 --> 01:29:57,590 You and Fanny wave to each other every six months from separate trains. 808 01:29:57,841 --> 01:30:00,719 How can I publicize that? What should I do? 809 01:30:00,969 --> 01:30:04,055 You want me to stage something on the tracks... 810 01:30:04,305 --> 01:30:08,685 ...where she flings your slippers after you as you whiz by? 811 01:30:09,269 --> 01:30:11,229 Ned, it's Miss Brice. 812 01:30:11,479 --> 01:30:16,109 Billy, Fanny's on the other phone. Tell him about the Hippodrome. 813 01:30:17,235 --> 01:30:22,282 I'm on the wire to Billy. He says he's very Ionely out there. 814 01:30:22,532 --> 01:30:24,993 The accountant thinks you better... 815 01:30:25,243 --> 01:30:27,746 I saw the poster, what about it? 816 01:30:27,954 --> 01:30:31,041 You want to kill the kid costume? Okay. 817 01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:34,794 We get out a flood of releases that you also sing. 818 01:30:35,045 --> 01:30:39,424 Big news. But if that's what you want, you got it. 819 01:30:39,758 --> 01:30:41,885 Hey, you wanna talk to Billy? Hold on a minute. 820 01:30:43,845 --> 01:30:47,307 Billy, talk to your wife for a minute. 821 01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:50,852 She's leaving for California tomorrow. 822 01:30:52,187 --> 01:30:54,064 Okay, go ahead. 823 01:30:54,272 --> 01:30:55,815 You'll knock them dead. 824 01:30:56,066 --> 01:30:58,234 I could use your advice. 825 01:30:58,568 --> 01:31:03,990 - I could use your advice. - What about? "Circe songs?" 826 01:31:04,324 --> 01:31:06,993 Don't listen, kid. Put cotton in your ears. 827 01:31:07,952 --> 01:31:13,958 - Okay. Fran sends you her love. - Give her my love. And you too, Fanny. 828 01:31:14,209 --> 01:31:16,419 Hang up now, let me talk to Ned. 829 01:31:16,669 --> 01:31:19,714 - Bye, good luck. - Bye, Billy. Ned? 830 01:31:21,966 --> 01:31:27,389 Yeah, Fanny? What can I do for you? Your California train? 831 01:31:28,014 --> 01:31:32,310 If it doesn't go through Cleveland, it's gotta go some place near. 832 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:36,106 Want me to check that out for you? Sure, hold on. 833 01:31:36,356 --> 01:31:38,233 No, honey, it's my pleasure. 834 01:31:44,239 --> 01:31:47,659 Billy? Billy! 835 01:31:51,663 --> 01:31:54,666 Beautiful, let me see that. You gonna fly? 836 01:32:00,046 --> 01:32:04,342 - Mr. Rose, let's go. - It's about time. Would you get...? 837 01:32:07,721 --> 01:32:10,765 I thought you were in California. 838 01:32:11,057 --> 01:32:14,728 I thought you were in Cleveland by yourself. Introduce me. 839 01:32:14,978 --> 01:32:17,313 This is the champ, Eleanor Holm. 840 01:32:17,564 --> 01:32:20,942 - How do you do? - Just call me Mrs. Rose. 841 01:32:21,192 --> 01:32:23,945 As long as she doesn't call me Mr. Brice. 842 01:32:24,195 --> 01:32:28,658 - What are you doing here? - Oh, my train passed through. 843 01:32:28,908 --> 01:32:31,911 I got off to check him out. How's it going? 844 01:32:32,162 --> 01:32:35,165 - Places, everybody. - Excuse me. Back to work. 845 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:40,128 Terrific break that you showed up. 846 01:32:40,378 --> 01:32:42,505 You couldn't have timed it better. 847 01:32:42,756 --> 01:32:46,176 I really think I got a hit. I feel it. 848 01:32:46,426 --> 01:32:50,513 I'd like to see what you think. Any advice you could give. 849 01:32:52,682 --> 01:32:56,478 You look... That's terrific. I love that suit. 850 01:32:56,728 --> 01:32:58,688 You should. It cost you $200. 851 01:32:58,980 --> 01:33:01,566 Mr. Rose, we need you up there. 852 01:33:03,026 --> 01:33:05,945 It's all right. Don't worry about me. 853 01:33:06,905 --> 01:33:09,491 Terrific. Come here. Here, sit here. 854 01:33:10,533 --> 01:33:13,870 You'll be all right? I'll see you in a bit. 855 01:33:17,832 --> 01:33:19,709 Hit the music! 856 01:33:22,212 --> 01:33:23,671 Stand by. 857 01:33:24,464 --> 01:33:25,965 Lights. 858 01:34:05,130 --> 01:34:08,967 Presenting the Billy Rose Aqua Belles. 859 01:34:55,597 --> 01:34:58,141 Give me a little celery tonic. 860 01:35:01,311 --> 01:35:06,733 Billy Rose's new star, Miss E leanor Holm. 861 01:36:17,929 --> 01:36:20,140 That's great, Billy. Terrific! 862 01:36:53,298 --> 01:36:56,259 Hey, come here. You wanna dance? 863 01:37:36,841 --> 01:37:39,552 Your star trout's got a lot of muscle. 864 01:37:39,803 --> 01:37:42,347 Don't let her get you in the water. 865 01:37:42,597 --> 01:37:45,266 Eleanor's a great kid. 866 01:37:46,351 --> 01:37:48,520 You ought to get to know her. 867 01:37:48,770 --> 01:37:52,148 Maybe we should have her for dinner. Amandine. 868 01:37:55,777 --> 01:37:57,862 I just made a joke. 869 01:37:59,155 --> 01:38:01,408 You didn't think it was funny? 870 01:38:01,658 --> 01:38:04,703 No, kidding. You got a great show. 871 01:38:04,953 --> 01:38:07,664 With an ace attraction. Ace. 872 01:38:07,914 --> 01:38:13,128 - You shouldn't kid a kidder, Fanny. - What? 873 01:38:15,380 --> 01:38:20,218 - You performed for me tonight. - What is that supposed to mean? 874 01:38:24,222 --> 01:38:28,017 I know you. I know how you think. 875 01:38:29,227 --> 01:38:32,689 When you want something, you get it by being funny. 876 01:38:32,939 --> 01:38:35,442 I've seen you do that before. 877 01:38:36,401 --> 01:38:38,319 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 878 01:38:38,570 --> 01:38:41,906 You went to a lot of trouble to make me laugh tonight. 879 01:38:43,408 --> 01:38:46,536 You got a very primitive sense of humour, kid. 880 01:38:46,786 --> 01:38:50,999 Pratfalls, dropped drawers, drowning bits. 881 01:38:54,461 --> 01:38:57,714 You know, I got a terrific idea. 882 01:38:57,964 --> 01:39:03,344 I don't know if it would work, but see what you think. 883 01:39:03,678 --> 01:39:08,266 - What's on your mind, kid? - Why don't we get married? 884 01:39:11,811 --> 01:39:14,022 We got married. 885 01:39:17,067 --> 01:39:21,488 No, I mean, really be married. Really married. 886 01:39:24,616 --> 01:39:30,038 Mrs. Rose is the name and chicken soup is the game. Is that what you want? 887 01:39:45,053 --> 01:39:47,597 What I want is... 888 01:39:50,975 --> 01:39:55,939 ...I want you to do more of what you did tonight. 889 01:39:56,481 --> 01:40:01,820 Brush off a broad if you think she's getting too close. 890 01:40:04,155 --> 01:40:11,079 You remember a long time ago, you made me say I need you? 891 01:40:15,667 --> 01:40:17,627 That's what I want. 892 01:40:20,714 --> 01:40:24,884 I want you to need me. I mean, really need me. 893 01:40:33,226 --> 01:40:35,979 Need me. 894 01:40:42,986 --> 01:40:45,572 You got some sexy ears, honey. 895 01:40:46,990 --> 01:40:49,534 I think I'll stick diamonds in them. 896 01:41:10,764 --> 01:41:12,682 I need you. 897 01:41:15,435 --> 01:41:17,062 I need you. 898 01:41:18,938 --> 01:41:21,232 I need you. 899 01:41:29,157 --> 01:41:34,371 Life, Colliers, Esquire, Stage? 900 01:41:34,621 --> 01:41:35,622 What is this? 901 01:41:35,872 --> 01:41:37,665 The Saturday Evening Post? 902 01:41:37,999 --> 01:41:41,544 You shouldn't get bored and pick up strange men. 903 01:41:41,795 --> 01:41:43,755 Are there any other kind? 904 01:41:45,757 --> 01:41:50,929 Billy, will you call me every night? Reverse the charges, if you want. 905 01:41:51,179 --> 01:41:55,725 Don't be a chump. I got a new system for beating the phone company. 906 01:41:55,975 --> 01:41:57,519 All aboard. 907 01:41:58,395 --> 01:42:01,022 I'm a mess, huh? 908 01:42:03,358 --> 01:42:07,529 All aboard. Chicago, Denver and Los Angeles. 909 01:42:11,616 --> 01:42:13,785 I'm gonna get you a bigger ring. 910 01:42:14,494 --> 01:42:16,705 - All right. - So long, Billy. 911 01:42:18,415 --> 01:42:19,833 All aboard. 912 01:42:23,461 --> 01:42:24,838 Billy? 913 01:42:26,923 --> 01:42:28,800 Don't go near the water. 914 01:42:35,515 --> 01:42:39,477 Norma, I cancelled the Baby Snooks rehearsal to come here? 915 01:42:41,354 --> 01:42:44,774 What is this? I get paid for wearing costumes. 916 01:42:45,025 --> 01:42:49,070 Stop " kwetching." You're gonna just love it. 917 01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:53,908 - We got seats next to the field. - Hi-Ho Silverstein, right? 918 01:42:54,701 --> 01:42:56,619 Oh, Fanny! 919 01:42:58,288 --> 01:43:00,331 So this is Beverly Hills. 920 01:43:03,501 --> 01:43:07,964 You can't catch up with the goyim. When you think you learned it... 921 01:43:08,173 --> 01:43:10,675 ...they come with sticks and hookers. 922 01:43:10,842 --> 01:43:13,720 - Chukkas. - " Chukkas?" 923 01:43:16,222 --> 01:43:21,644 Oh, I wish Billy was here. Billy loves baloney. 924 01:43:45,585 --> 01:43:49,881 When Norma promises you'll be excited, you'll be excited. 925 01:43:52,008 --> 01:43:55,053 - You know Nick? - Nick? 926 01:43:55,345 --> 01:43:59,891 Oh, Fanny, you don't think I planned anything. He just was here. 927 01:44:00,141 --> 01:44:03,603 Thank God you never had to learn to act. 928 01:44:04,979 --> 01:44:08,233 I wanna know if he knows I'm here. 929 01:44:08,483 --> 01:44:11,611 I'm absolutely certain he'd want to. 930 01:44:16,032 --> 01:44:20,328 I'll see you kids later. I'll send the car back. 931 01:44:27,711 --> 01:44:30,088 Quit while you're ahead. 932 01:44:30,338 --> 01:44:33,633 Don't try to walk on the water, kid. 933 01:44:34,718 --> 01:44:39,305 Why don't you come on out here? I'll send you a return ticket. 934 01:44:39,556 --> 01:44:45,687 You want a private car? I'll give my body to Huntington Hartford. Come on. 935 01:44:50,692 --> 01:44:52,569 No, I'm okay. 936 01:44:53,486 --> 01:44:57,741 No, I really am. I just miss you, kid. That's all. 937 01:45:00,285 --> 01:45:04,497 Look, if I get too Ionely, I'll send for Fran, right? 938 01:45:05,957 --> 01:45:07,792 Yeah, sure. 939 01:45:10,128 --> 01:45:14,883 No, don't be silly. Of course I understand. 940 01:45:16,259 --> 01:45:20,722 I'll talk to you next week, huh? Maybe sooner. 941 01:45:26,728 --> 01:45:28,021 Me too. 942 01:45:30,690 --> 01:45:32,609 So long, Billy. 943 01:45:33,735 --> 01:45:35,320 I'll see you. 944 01:45:43,495 --> 01:45:45,747 Goddamn it! 945 01:48:19,025 --> 01:48:22,529 And the thing is... 946 01:48:23,405 --> 01:48:26,741 ...I guess I wanna see him, talk to him. 947 01:48:26,991 --> 01:48:29,160 Just do what you want! 948 01:48:45,593 --> 01:48:47,387 How are you, kid? 949 01:48:49,264 --> 01:48:53,852 I'm not sure. A little nervous, I think. 950 01:48:54,185 --> 01:48:56,146 Me too. 951 01:48:57,188 --> 01:48:59,357 Like always. 952 01:49:00,900 --> 01:49:04,279 Did you ever think about directing? You got the wardrobe. 953 01:49:08,116 --> 01:49:12,912 - You look ravishing, old girl. - You look ravishing too. 954 01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:18,418 Didn't have time to change out of your polo clothes? 955 01:49:18,668 --> 01:49:23,673 Oh, yes, I had plenty of time. I tried to decide what I should wear. 956 01:49:23,923 --> 01:49:28,344 I looked in the mirror and saw how becoming this outfit was. 957 01:49:28,595 --> 01:49:31,806 So I just took a shower and put on the same. 958 01:49:32,057 --> 01:49:36,811 - I thought I might get by with it. - A new trick, telling the truth. 959 01:49:53,745 --> 01:49:55,372 What are you thinking? 960 01:49:57,749 --> 01:49:59,918 I was just remembering... 961 01:50:02,629 --> 01:50:05,757 ...when I first went out with you. 962 01:50:06,549 --> 01:50:09,636 I was still living home with Mama. 963 01:50:09,886 --> 01:50:13,890 I used to sleep in the same bed with her, and... 964 01:50:14,849 --> 01:50:19,646 ...once in the middle of the night I woke up kissing her. 965 01:50:19,896 --> 01:50:22,857 Then she woke up and said, "This ain't Nick." 966 01:50:24,693 --> 01:50:27,404 That's what I was thinking. 967 01:50:33,410 --> 01:50:35,537 How is your mother? 968 01:50:36,329 --> 01:50:40,583 She sold the saloons. She lives in Lakewood, New Jersey. 969 01:50:40,959 --> 01:50:46,047 - She likes Billy. - Oh, yes, Mr. Rose. 970 01:50:48,591 --> 01:50:51,052 How is Mr. Rose? 971 01:50:52,095 --> 01:50:55,014 He keeps busy. How about you? 972 01:50:55,265 --> 01:50:57,934 When you come down off your horse? 973 01:50:58,518 --> 01:51:02,188 When I come off my horse, there's the yacht and... 974 01:51:02,439 --> 01:51:08,611 ...a 13th-century palazzo we're rebuilding in Cap D'Antibe. 975 01:51:08,862 --> 01:51:12,365 The problems of dismantling are just staggering. 976 01:51:12,615 --> 01:51:15,869 I like dismantling much better than mantling. 977 01:51:17,037 --> 01:51:20,749 - Still the same Fanny. - You expecting Mrs. Roosevelt? 978 01:51:20,999 --> 01:51:25,795 I was expecting Fanny. Hoping for Fanny. 979 01:51:29,799 --> 01:51:35,180 You know, Fanny, the only trouble we had was money. 980 01:51:35,430 --> 01:51:37,766 That's not a problem now. 981 01:51:38,892 --> 01:51:42,354 No problem for you or for your wife? 982 01:51:42,687 --> 01:51:45,190 No problem for either of us. 983 01:51:45,440 --> 01:51:49,444 If I walk away, I walk away with a very large stake. 984 01:51:56,659 --> 01:51:59,454 How you fixed for toothbrushes, kid? 985 01:52:03,917 --> 01:52:05,502 Oh, God! 986 01:52:09,005 --> 01:52:12,801 I remember that first time in Baltimore. 987 01:52:15,387 --> 01:52:19,265 When I went up to your hotel room. 988 01:52:20,767 --> 01:52:23,645 And I went into your bathroom. 989 01:52:27,774 --> 01:52:30,944 Jesus! You had seven toothbrushes. 990 01:52:32,821 --> 01:52:36,574 Seven. I guess one for every day in the week. 991 01:52:36,825 --> 01:52:42,205 And you had this big wooden bowl with soap in it. 992 01:52:42,664 --> 01:52:47,627 " By Appointment to His Majesty" it says on the bowl. 993 01:52:50,004 --> 01:52:55,343 Royal soap. And hanging on the door were these silk pajamas. 994 01:52:55,802 --> 01:52:58,054 Red, with... 995 01:52:59,013 --> 01:53:03,059 ...a monogram, real tiny, tiny. 996 01:53:05,020 --> 01:53:06,187 That small. 997 01:53:09,691 --> 01:53:11,401 Class. 998 01:53:15,530 --> 01:53:19,284 Boy, did I come out of that bathroom with personality. 999 01:53:21,286 --> 01:53:23,496 I was all over the place... 1000 01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:31,004 ...because I fell in love with those toothbrushes. 1001 01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:54,277 Still have seven toothbrushes, Fanny. 1002 01:54:35,902 --> 01:54:38,988 And all these years... 1003 01:54:41,074 --> 01:54:43,993 ...I've been in love with nothing but a set of... 1004 01:54:45,078 --> 01:54:47,747 ...goddamn toothbrushes. 1005 01:54:52,877 --> 01:54:55,880 You have a daughter, you know. 1006 01:54:56,589 --> 01:55:00,176 You haven't seen her in six years. 1007 01:55:00,427 --> 01:55:04,806 And you don't even think to ask about her. You ask about Mama... 1008 01:55:05,056 --> 01:55:10,270 ...but you don't inquire about your own daughter, you son of a bitch. 1009 01:55:13,606 --> 01:55:16,359 - How is Fran? - She's great. 1010 01:55:16,609 --> 01:55:20,196 She keeps your picture next to her bed. 1011 01:55:20,572 --> 01:55:24,784 - She does? Which one? - What do you care? They're all great. 1012 01:55:25,035 --> 01:55:29,539 The money trouble we had is what you thought it'd take the place of. 1013 01:55:29,789 --> 01:55:35,086 If you'll excuse me. Bobby, say hi to Nick before he goes. 1014 01:55:39,841 --> 01:55:42,469 Just ring for your horse. 1015 01:55:49,809 --> 01:55:52,645 Well, I'll be damned 1016 01:55:54,731 --> 01:55:57,650 No I won't be damned 1017 01:55:59,611 --> 01:56:04,157 Because I have been damned 1018 01:56:04,532 --> 01:56:07,077 But I won't be damned anymore 1019 01:56:11,998 --> 01:56:14,667 I walked out 1020 01:56:16,669 --> 01:56:20,131 He didn't walk out 1021 01:56:20,590 --> 01:56:24,135 It was me who walked out 1022 01:56:24,594 --> 01:56:29,974 It was me Closing the door 1023 01:56:33,603 --> 01:56:36,731 Blow the bugle 1024 01:56:36,981 --> 01:56:40,110 Sound the cymbal 1025 01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:43,071 All my troubles fill a thimble 1026 01:56:43,321 --> 01:56:46,324 I'm as happy as it's legal to be 1027 01:56:46,574 --> 01:56:51,621 Come on, kids Let's hear it for me 1028 01:56:51,871 --> 01:56:55,041 Get the tom-tom 1029 01:56:55,291 --> 01:56:58,336 Start the drumming 1030 01:56:58,628 --> 01:57:01,464 Cue the chorus Keep 'em humming 1031 01:57:01,715 --> 01:57:05,009 'Cause I'm climbing off The limb of that tree 1032 01:57:05,260 --> 01:57:09,431 Come on, kids Let's hear it for me 1033 01:57:09,723 --> 01:57:13,018 For this overwhelming sensation 1034 01:57:13,268 --> 01:57:16,229 I could stand a standing ovation 1035 01:57:16,479 --> 01:57:20,191 Give my entrance cue To the band and 1036 01:57:20,442 --> 01:57:25,030 Give the little lady A great big hand 1037 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:31,619 Slide the trombone 1038 01:57:31,870 --> 01:57:35,290 Let it swell out 1039 01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:40,628 This performance is a sell-out And the critics and the public agree 1040 01:57:40,879 --> 01:57:43,923 I'm the number one Attraction to see 1041 01:57:44,174 --> 01:57:46,676 So applaud it and cheer it 1042 01:57:46,926 --> 01:57:52,307 Come on, now Let's hear it for me 1043 01:58:10,617 --> 01:58:14,079 Standing in the wings 1044 01:58:14,329 --> 01:58:16,748 All prepared to start 1045 01:58:17,499 --> 01:58:20,543 U sually I'm tense 1046 01:58:20,794 --> 01:58:24,089 A pounding in my heart 1047 01:58:24,339 --> 01:58:27,467 But now I'm not afraid 1048 01:58:27,717 --> 01:58:30,762 Those butterflies are gone 1049 01:58:31,012 --> 01:58:32,931 My act is looking great 1050 01:58:33,181 --> 01:58:37,686 I can't wait to go on 1051 01:58:43,066 --> 01:58:47,779 Grab a ticket Find your row, kid 1052 01:58:48,029 --> 01:58:51,282 I am strictly SRO, kid 1053 01:58:51,533 --> 01:58:54,744 Tell those oogly-boogly feelings I'm free 1054 01:58:54,994 --> 01:58:57,997 They've been banished By a royal decree 1055 01:58:58,248 --> 01:59:01,918 And your head feels so good When you finally clear it 1056 01:59:02,168 --> 01:59:05,004 If I saw a worry I wouldn't go near it 1057 01:59:05,255 --> 01:59:08,007 Come on, now 1058 01:59:08,299 --> 01:59:11,261 Come on, kids 1059 01:59:11,511 --> 01:59:16,599 Let's hear it 1060 01:59:17,142 --> 01:59:21,855 Let's hear it for me 1061 01:59:36,202 --> 01:59:38,496 This is WYXY Cleveland. 1062 01:59:38,747 --> 01:59:43,460 Here is Shep Fields with one of your favourites. 1063 02:00:01,478 --> 02:00:02,937 Billy. 1064 02:00:03,938 --> 02:00:07,650 - Oh, Miss Brice! - Oh, Jesus! Fanny! 1065 02:00:11,946 --> 02:00:15,575 So just don't lay there, honey. Swim something. 1066 02:01:03,540 --> 02:01:06,793 You always were a fast dresser. 1067 02:01:07,168 --> 02:01:10,422 Sloppy, but fast. 1068 02:01:13,174 --> 02:01:15,468 Fix your tie. 1069 02:01:21,474 --> 02:01:23,351 Can I sit down? 1070 02:01:24,185 --> 02:01:25,854 Yeah, sit. 1071 02:01:35,697 --> 02:01:38,658 Alone at last. 1072 02:01:41,536 --> 02:01:45,540 That was like a crummy burlesque sketch. 1073 02:01:48,126 --> 02:01:51,755 I'm sorry, Fanny. I'm sorry. 1074 02:01:55,884 --> 02:02:00,889 You know, I flew all the way to Cleveland in a plane. 1075 02:02:02,557 --> 02:02:06,311 I had to get here fast so I could tell you my news. 1076 02:02:08,938 --> 02:02:11,399 What news? 1077 02:02:11,983 --> 02:02:14,903 I should have phoned. 1078 02:02:15,153 --> 02:02:16,738 What news? 1079 02:02:24,704 --> 02:02:27,374 I wanted to be with you when I told you. 1080 02:02:29,334 --> 02:02:31,544 It's all over with Nick. 1081 02:02:33,171 --> 02:02:35,715 I mean it, really over. 1082 02:02:37,634 --> 02:02:39,052 Look, Billy. 1083 02:02:40,387 --> 02:02:45,725 It's okay. You see, I figure what happened... 1084 02:02:45,975 --> 02:02:49,771 ...was because I called you and I wanted to see Nick... 1085 02:02:50,021 --> 02:02:54,150 ...and you got sore at me. You figured, screw her. 1086 02:02:54,901 --> 02:02:59,030 And I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I mean it. 1087 02:03:00,073 --> 02:03:01,991 You're entitled. 1088 02:03:03,284 --> 02:03:05,245 So let's negotiate. 1089 02:03:07,122 --> 02:03:10,959 I'm willing to forget it if you're willing to forget it. 1090 02:03:11,751 --> 02:03:13,378 Fair? 1091 02:03:19,259 --> 02:03:22,429 I'm in trouble, right? 1092 02:03:28,018 --> 02:03:29,894 You really go for the trout. 1093 02:03:31,688 --> 02:03:34,107 I go for her, Fanny. 1094 02:03:35,442 --> 02:03:38,069 She's got a good shape. What else? 1095 02:03:45,869 --> 02:03:48,121 To her I'm Nick. 1096 02:03:55,045 --> 02:03:56,755 Do you love her? 1097 02:03:58,381 --> 02:04:00,175 I don't know. 1098 02:04:01,885 --> 02:04:04,345 I suppose so. 1099 02:04:05,472 --> 02:04:07,265 She loves me. 1100 02:04:13,229 --> 02:04:17,734 That's it, then. If you love her... 1101 02:04:17,984 --> 02:04:20,320 ...there's nothing to discuss. 1102 02:04:20,570 --> 02:04:25,533 I'd make a clean exit, but my train doesn't leave for another hour. 1103 02:04:25,784 --> 02:04:29,621 I have to hang around here, so you better check out. 1104 02:04:44,177 --> 02:04:46,054 See you in court, kid. 1105 02:04:58,983 --> 02:05:01,069 Good luck, Fanny. 1106 02:05:05,073 --> 02:05:06,908 Good luck, Billy. 1107 02:05:19,003 --> 02:05:22,966 Daddy, I know how we can settle this whole thing right now. 1108 02:05:23,216 --> 02:05:26,219 - How? - Let's go take a sock at them. 1109 02:05:37,856 --> 02:05:41,901 This was the 10th anniversary of The Baby Snooks Show... 1110 02:05:42,152 --> 02:05:44,446 ... from Hollywood, California. 1111 02:05:52,871 --> 02:05:56,791 Hurry, I got company coming. I gotta get home and change. 1112 02:06:31,993 --> 02:06:33,453 Hello, Fanny. 1113 02:06:37,665 --> 02:06:38,708 Hello, kid. 1114 02:06:43,755 --> 02:06:45,965 It's been a long time, huh? 1115 02:06:51,304 --> 02:06:53,640 Sure has. 1116 02:07:00,063 --> 02:07:03,775 So, how do you think I look? 1117 02:07:06,945 --> 02:07:10,949 You look sensational. You look great. 1118 02:07:11,866 --> 02:07:13,493 Thanks, kid. 1119 02:07:14,285 --> 02:07:15,787 Why don't you...? 1120 02:07:20,834 --> 02:07:22,877 How much did she take you for? 1121 02:07:23,586 --> 02:07:26,589 Oh, I can afford her. 1122 02:07:27,215 --> 02:07:31,219 Besides, the lady had a legitimate beef. 1123 02:07:33,138 --> 02:07:35,682 - You don't know your lines. - What should I say? 1124 02:07:35,932 --> 02:07:39,352 Eleanor's a bitch, and you've never seen me like this. 1125 02:07:41,187 --> 02:07:45,400 - Seen you like what? - Like I am, you jerk, perfect! 1126 02:07:46,443 --> 02:07:50,071 But I have. I've seen you like that. 1127 02:07:51,072 --> 02:07:55,076 I mean, to me you always were perfect. 1128 02:07:58,455 --> 02:08:02,500 - So, what'll you drink? - Celery tonic. 1129 02:08:08,381 --> 02:08:11,634 - How's Fran? - Grown up. 1130 02:08:11,885 --> 02:08:14,929 Gorgeous. Married. 1131 02:08:15,930 --> 02:08:18,141 Thanks for asking, kid. 1132 02:08:19,851 --> 02:08:23,730 - You're still good company, Billy. - Yeah? 1133 02:08:32,197 --> 02:08:36,368 If I was such good company, how come we were never alone? 1134 02:08:37,202 --> 02:08:41,289 Kid, we were four years married. That's not alone? 1135 02:08:59,474 --> 02:09:02,602 - Remember? - Are you kidding? One of your best. 1136 02:09:17,200 --> 02:09:20,704 You know what I was thinking about when I wrote that? 1137 02:09:25,917 --> 02:09:27,168 Nick? 1138 02:09:29,212 --> 02:09:31,256 That's right, Nick. 1139 02:09:40,890 --> 02:09:43,018 Except you. 1140 02:09:43,560 --> 02:09:48,690 Nick, Adele, Bobby and me. 1141 02:10:07,625 --> 02:10:12,088 Being married to you was like being married to a parade. 1142 02:10:14,924 --> 02:10:19,262 " Me and My Shadow." You used it in Cleveland. 1143 02:10:21,765 --> 02:10:24,559 Let's not rehash Cleveland. 1144 02:10:25,852 --> 02:10:28,605 You still get high on celery tonic? 1145 02:10:28,855 --> 02:10:31,983 I took your advice. I bought that company. 1146 02:10:32,233 --> 02:10:35,111 Now I make two cents while I enjoy. 1147 02:10:35,528 --> 02:10:37,906 Billy, I gotta hand it to you. 1148 02:10:38,156 --> 02:10:41,993 You got everything you ever went out for. 1149 02:10:42,243 --> 02:10:43,912 But tell me something. 1150 02:10:45,914 --> 02:10:49,542 You really have as much money as they say? 1151 02:10:50,043 --> 02:10:52,712 All it takes to make a lot of money... 1152 02:10:54,005 --> 02:10:57,050 ...is a lot of money. But what to do with it. 1153 02:10:57,300 --> 02:11:00,178 I don't worry about you. You're resourceful. 1154 02:11:01,012 --> 02:11:02,681 You know, Fanny... 1155 02:11:11,481 --> 02:11:14,943 - I bought the Ziegfeld Theatre. - Really? 1156 02:11:15,193 --> 02:11:19,739 The Ziegfeld's mine. I'll open up with the biggest show ever. 1157 02:11:19,989 --> 02:11:23,493 Salvador Dali to do the sets. Stokowski in the pit. 1158 02:11:23,743 --> 02:11:27,872 Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein. Sketches by Kaufman and Hart. 1159 02:11:28,123 --> 02:11:30,917 Costumes from Paris, the best of everything. 1160 02:11:31,167 --> 02:11:35,463 Real Alençon lace on the chorus girls' drawers. 1161 02:11:35,714 --> 02:11:38,717 That sounds great, Billy. Who's gonna be in it? 1162 02:11:39,676 --> 02:11:42,971 Well, for openers, you. 1163 02:11:43,221 --> 02:11:47,308 Me? I knew you were on the hustle. 1164 02:11:47,642 --> 02:11:50,395 Look, you haven't been on a stage in years. 1165 02:11:50,645 --> 02:11:53,898 You're sitting out here doing that radio show. 1166 02:11:54,149 --> 02:11:59,320 You're getting lazy. You're a Ziegfeld star, the star of stars. 1167 02:12:00,405 --> 02:12:03,283 Name your figure. I give you whatever you want. 1168 02:12:04,409 --> 02:12:07,579 I make a good living. I don't need the money. 1169 02:12:08,747 --> 02:12:11,666 Maybe not, but you need me. 1170 02:12:11,916 --> 02:12:14,044 You? You I've had. 1171 02:12:17,422 --> 02:12:21,217 If you gotta get personal, it won't be complimentary. 1172 02:12:21,468 --> 02:12:24,054 Professionally, I only helped you. 1173 02:12:24,304 --> 02:12:27,932 In the work department, I was good for you. 1174 02:12:29,392 --> 02:12:33,229 Come on, let's get together again, huh? 1175 02:12:35,940 --> 02:12:41,112 You know something, my timing was always off for us. It's too bad. 1176 02:12:41,363 --> 02:12:45,575 I just loused it all up. 1177 02:12:46,493 --> 02:12:49,037 You don't get all the credit. 1178 02:12:51,664 --> 02:12:54,376 Look, " Billy Rose presents Fanny Brice." 1179 02:12:54,626 --> 02:12:57,587 I don't like the Billy. I'll think it over. 1180 02:12:58,046 --> 02:13:01,674 You'll think it over? That's what you say to me? 1181 02:13:01,925 --> 02:13:06,471 I haven't done anything without thinking in over 10 years. 1182 02:13:07,472 --> 02:13:09,516 You want to know the truth? 1183 02:13:10,100 --> 02:13:14,104 I was rattled as hell, you coming here tonight. 1184 02:13:15,730 --> 02:13:20,276 I wanted for you to come in here begging me to come back... 1185 02:13:20,527 --> 02:13:23,905 ...so I could have the pleasure of saying no. 1186 02:13:24,155 --> 02:13:28,451 Taken me a long time to say no. I wanted to practise. 1187 02:13:29,327 --> 02:13:31,913 That's what you're saying to me? No? 1188 02:13:32,163 --> 02:13:35,583 I'm saying that I'll think it over, and I'll call you. 1189 02:13:35,834 --> 02:13:38,795 - Think fast. - I don't wanna. That's the point. 1190 02:13:39,045 --> 02:13:43,883 I'm at the Beverly Hills till day after tomorrow. So, yes or no? 1191 02:13:44,134 --> 02:13:47,679 So I'll call you before noon, day after tomorrow. 1192 02:14:05,030 --> 02:14:07,198 Make it yes. 1193 02:14:07,449 --> 02:14:11,202 Rose and Brice. Brice and Rose, whatever. 1194 02:14:12,245 --> 02:14:15,081 We could have a terrific time. 1195 02:14:28,595 --> 02:14:31,639 Make it yes. Huh, Fanny? 1196 02:14:37,979 --> 02:14:42,484 Start the drumming 1197 02:14:46,321 --> 02:14:50,617 Sound the cymbal 1198 02:14:53,286 --> 02:14:57,457 All my worries 1199 02:14:57,707 --> 02:15:00,919 Fill a thimble 1200 02:15:07,050 --> 02:15:08,927 I need you. 1201 02:15:15,058 --> 02:15:18,395 So come on, kids 1202 02:15:18,645 --> 02:15:22,774 Let's hear it for me 1203 02:15:24,025 --> 02:15:26,903 'Cause now I'm not afraid 1204 02:15:27,153 --> 02:15:30,031 Those butterflies are gone 1205 02:15:30,281 --> 02:15:32,283 My act is looking great 1206 02:15:32,534 --> 02:15:35,745 I can't wait to go on 1207 02:15:37,080 --> 02:15:39,332 And on 1208 02:15:42,627 --> 02:15:44,212 Grab a ticket 1209 02:15:44,462 --> 02:15:46,881 Find your row, kid 1210 02:15:47,132 --> 02:15:50,385 We'll be strictly SRO, kid 1211 02:15:50,635 --> 02:15:53,847 And I'm glad to say I'm finally free 1212 02:15:54,097 --> 02:15:57,475 Oh, your head feels so good When you finally clear it 1213 02:15:57,726 --> 02:16:00,645 If I saw a worry I wouldn't go near it 1214 02:16:00,895 --> 02:16:03,064 Come on, now 1215 02:16:03,314 --> 02:16:08,570 Let's hear it for me 1215 02:16:09,305 --> 02:16:15,431 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org