1 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,740 Linda, there's that guy from the stereo store. 2 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:22,111 - Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere? - See his cute little butt? 3 00:02:22,181 --> 00:02:26,552 - You guys, let's talk about that fox that just walked in. - We already were. 4 00:02:26,622 --> 00:02:29,052 I'm gonna go over there and change the shakers. 5 00:02:29,122 --> 00:02:31,612 - Cool out. That's Stacy's section. - He's too old. 6 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:34,182 She's not even in high school yet. 7 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:36,092 Smoking's upstairs to your left. 8 00:02:37,332 --> 00:02:38,693 Smoking's upstairs to your left. 9 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:41,294 Smoking's upstairs. 10 00:02:42,374 --> 00:02:45,534 Rat, is Dolly Parton giving you a percentage of the profit? 11 00:02:46,604 --> 00:02:48,634 What can I do for you, gentlemen? 12 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:51,975 You the guy with the Van Halen tickets? 13 00:02:52,045 --> 00:02:54,015 That could be. 14 00:02:54,085 --> 00:02:56,175 How much for something in the first ten rows? 15 00:02:56,255 --> 00:02:59,246 - Twenty bucks apiece. - Those tickets were only $12.50. 16 00:02:59,326 --> 00:03:01,226 So don't buy 'em. 17 00:03:01,286 --> 00:03:03,385 All the other scalpers are sold out. 18 00:03:03,455 --> 00:03:06,516 Scalper? Did you call me a scalper? 19 00:03:06,596 --> 00:03:11,658 Listen, gentlemen, I perform a service here, and the service costs money. 20 00:03:11,738 --> 00:03:13,997 Do you want the tickets or don't you? 21 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:16,007 Okay, we'll take 'em. 22 00:03:16,077 --> 00:03:18,908 All right. What'd I say, $25? 23 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,448 Twenty! 24 00:03:22,178 --> 00:03:25,619 All right. Thank you. 25 00:03:27,949 --> 00:03:31,750 Just made 16 bucks, Rat. What's the matter? You look depressed. 26 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:35,280 I hate working the theater. All the action's on the other side of the mall. 27 00:03:40,331 --> 00:03:43,731 - How's it going? - You want to take his table? 28 00:03:43,801 --> 00:03:46,601 Go for it. He's cute. 29 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:50,162 Just take his order, look him in the eye. 30 00:03:50,242 --> 00:03:54,443 If he says anything remotely funny, laugh like you never heard anything so funny. 31 00:03:54,513 --> 00:03:56,453 And smile! 32 00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:01,454 Go for it. 33 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:10,335 So, you working hard or hardly working? 34 00:04:10,405 --> 00:04:13,835 You look like you could still be in high school. 35 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,495 I know. Everybody says that. 36 00:04:16,575 --> 00:04:19,166 - How old are you? - Nineteen. 37 00:04:19,246 --> 00:04:21,306 - How old are you? - Twenty-six. 38 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:24,436 Do you think we could still be friends? 39 00:04:26,317 --> 00:04:28,687 So what can I get you? 40 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:31,848 How 'bout a meatball sandwich, 41 00:04:31,928 --> 00:04:35,757 a medium Coke, and your phone number? 42 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,209 - Hi. - Hello. 43 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,250 Get outta here, Bradley. 44 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,280 - Dave. - How you doin', Brad? 45 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:57,581 Cookin'! 46 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:59,711 Daddy's home, boys. 47 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:02,160 I shall serve no fries before their time. 48 00:05:08,762 --> 00:05:12,962 This one's on you, dude. Who's got the beaucoup dolares today? 49 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:15,873 Uno dinero. 50 00:05:15,943 --> 00:05:19,903 - What have you got, Mr. Buck Man? - I got a cigarette. 51 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,744 I got uno "nickelette." 52 00:05:22,814 --> 00:05:26,754 Hey! You guys had shirts on when you came in here. 53 00:05:28,085 --> 00:05:30,385 Somethin' happened to 'em, man. 54 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:35,325 Come on, Spicoli, just put the shirts back on. 55 00:05:35,395 --> 00:05:37,486 You see that sign? 56 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:42,866 "No shirts. No shoes. No dice." 57 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:44,906 Right. 58 00:05:44,976 --> 00:05:48,537 Learn it. Know it. Live it. 59 00:05:49,377 --> 00:05:51,746 - Whoa. - He's the full hot orator. 60 00:05:53,248 --> 00:05:56,548 Linda, did I show you this? He gave me his card. 61 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:58,748 "Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant." 62 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,188 Maybe we should get a frame for this, and put it up on the wall. 63 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:05,789 Linda, you're the one who told me I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall. 64 00:06:05,869 --> 00:06:08,960 - Do you think he'll call this week? - Why don't you call him? 65 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,700 - I can't. - You can. Guys love that sort of thing. 66 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:16,110 - Really? - Yes! 67 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:19,081 Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're 15 years old. 68 00:06:19,151 --> 00:06:23,581 I did it when I was 13. It's no huge thing. It's just sex. 69 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:27,812 - He was hot, wasn't he? - If I didn't have a fiance in Chicago, I'd go for it. 70 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:41,393 Hey, how you doin'? Welcome to Ridgemont. 71 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:45,434 Will it look okay? 72 00:06:50,185 --> 00:06:54,015 Well, she was an American girl 73 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,686 Raised on promises 74 00:06:57,856 --> 00:07:02,816 - Do you know where U.S. History is? - Down the hall and turn left. 75 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:06,526 Somewhere else 76 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:11,557 She was an American girl 77 00:07:30,189 --> 00:07:31,319 Hi, Bradley. 78 00:07:32,389 --> 00:07:33,950 Grown up. Lookin' good. 79 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:38,001 Another year joined at the lips. 80 00:07:38,071 --> 00:07:42,131 - Hi, Brad! - Denise. I'd make you see God. 81 00:07:42,201 --> 00:07:43,141 Brad! 82 00:07:45,942 --> 00:07:47,912 - Big Cruising Vessel! - Bradley! 83 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:50,981 Thank you. 84 00:07:52,213 --> 00:07:55,583 Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful... 85 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:59,184 blue, four-door, luxury sedan is all mine! 86 00:07:59,264 --> 00:08:02,493 I'll give you four tickets in the fifth row... 87 00:08:02,563 --> 00:08:05,434 for the low price of $140. 88 00:08:06,034 --> 00:08:08,865 See that car? Some alumni gave Jefferson that car... 89 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:10,905 for playing football when he was a sophomore. 90 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:13,875 - Helped him pick it out. - Slick car. 91 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:15,805 We go way back, you know. 92 00:08:19,246 --> 00:08:24,587 Hey, Charles, how you doin', buddy? Car looks great. I mean really terrific. 93 00:08:24,657 --> 00:08:27,317 You're really keeping it up wonderfully. 94 00:08:27,387 --> 00:08:30,187 Don't fuck with it! 95 00:08:34,297 --> 00:08:35,928 Shit! That's my man. 96 00:08:40,008 --> 00:08:42,469 Brad? 97 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:46,239 - Arnold! What's happening? - Can I talk to you a minute? 98 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:48,249 Sure, man. 99 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:51,109 I really hate Bronco Burger. 100 00:08:51,179 --> 00:08:53,980 Ever since they started with the chicken nuggets, everything went downhill. 101 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:57,961 You have to fry all their greasy food, and you have to polish things. 102 00:08:58,021 --> 00:09:02,481 And the manager's an asshole. I was just wondering... 103 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:05,761 Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger? 104 00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:07,963 Yeah, well, um... 105 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:10,802 I can probably get you in. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor. 106 00:09:10,872 --> 00:09:12,672 - All right! - Okay. 107 00:09:14,143 --> 00:09:16,073 Wait. Did you hear the bell ring? 108 00:09:16,143 --> 00:09:19,172 - What bell? - We're here. 109 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:38,637 Aloha. 110 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:40,396 My name is Mr. Hand. 111 00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:44,837 I have but one question for you. 112 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:47,817 Can you attend my class? 113 00:09:47,877 --> 00:09:53,318 It is for your own good. And if you can't make it, I can make you. 114 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:56,848 We have a 20-question quiz every Friday. 115 00:09:56,928 --> 00:09:59,858 Your grade is the average of all your quizzes, 116 00:09:59,928 --> 00:10:02,898 plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third. 117 00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,729 Got it? 118 00:10:06,369 --> 00:10:08,769 Also... 119 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:15,200 There will be no eating. E-A-T-l-N-G. 120 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:19,240 No eating in this class! 121 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,880 You get used to doing your own business on your own time. 122 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,482 That's one demand I make. 123 00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:27,722 Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house... 124 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,422 - and discuss U.S. History on your time, understand? - Yes, sir. 125 00:10:35,763 --> 00:10:38,763 This guy's been stoned since the third grade. 126 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,644 - Yes? - Yeah, I'm registered in this class. 127 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:45,004 - What class? - This is U.S. History. 128 00:10:45,074 --> 00:10:46,974 - I see the globe right there. - Really? 129 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,844 Hey. May I come in? 130 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:52,405 Oh, please! 131 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,946 I get so lonely when I hear that third attendance bell ring... 132 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:59,115 and all my kids are not here. 133 00:10:59,195 --> 00:11:04,066 Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this new schedule's totally confusing. 134 00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:07,728 I know that dude! 135 00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:10,137 Mr. Spicoli. 136 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:13,368 That's the name they gave me. 137 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:19,008 - You're ripping my card! - Yes. 138 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,539 Hey, bud, what's your problem? 139 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:24,589 No problem at all. 140 00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:28,559 I think you know where the front office is. 141 00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:30,289 You dick! 142 00:11:30,359 --> 00:11:33,800 I have taken the time to print up a complete schedule... 143 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:37,432 of class quizzes and the chapters they cover. 144 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:40,301 Please pass them to the desk behind you. 145 00:11:40,371 --> 00:11:41,931 Back, back, back. 146 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:56,824 Did you hear about this surfer guy who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning? 147 00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:59,693 Oh, no! He just called him a dick. 148 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:03,594 A dick? Oh, God. People exaggerate so much here. 149 00:12:04,864 --> 00:12:08,775 Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar. 150 00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:12,505 I know. Wait. There are three girls at Ridgemont... 151 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:14,805 who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look. 152 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,006 Chanel Semlar, 153 00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:20,945 Mary Ann Zlotnick in the red tights. 154 00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:23,047 Do you think guys find that more attractive? 155 00:12:23,127 --> 00:12:26,787 Stacy, please, give me a break! You are so much prettier! 156 00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:31,297 Yeah, I know, but do you think they'd be better in bed? 157 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,988 What do you mean? You either do it or you don't. 158 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:39,508 No. There are like... variables that I might not be good at. 159 00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:44,839 - Like what variables? - Like, you know, giving blow jobs. 160 00:12:44,909 --> 00:12:47,539 What's the big deal? 161 00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:51,179 - I never did it. - You've never given a blow job? 162 00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:55,751 Never? Stace, there's nothing to it. It's so easy. 163 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:58,891 Check it out. 164 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:03,061 Relax your throat muscles. 165 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,472 Don't bite. 166 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,173 And slide it in. 167 00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:22,174 Try it again. 168 00:13:22,254 --> 00:13:27,454 Good. Push it slowly in and out. You got it. 169 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:29,654 Okay. 170 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:32,495 - Can I ask you something and you promise not to laugh? - Sure. 171 00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:37,066 Okay. When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? 172 00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:39,866 A quart or so. 173 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,236 No, I'm just kidding. 174 00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:44,607 Just practice. 175 00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:56,088 I'm not going to a morgue. I'll get my mom to write a note. 176 00:13:56,158 --> 00:13:59,358 Nobody's getting me into a room with a bunch of dead guys. 177 00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:02,529 You have to go. I hear it's part of the final. 178 00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:05,369 I hear it's really disgusting. Do you know what they do? 179 00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:08,030 - Have you heard? - What? 180 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,470 The bodies are dissected and Mr. Vargas... 181 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:13,770 pulls out parts of the dead body and holds them up. 182 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:16,180 You mean, he reaches in and pulls this stuff out? 183 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:20,481 - Like stomach and tumors or something? - Yeah, stomach, tumors, entrails. 184 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:25,012 Good day, everyone. My name is Mr. Vargas. 185 00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:27,992 Look. I'm a little slow today. 186 00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:31,962 I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart. 187 00:14:32,032 --> 00:14:35,303 All right, now. 188 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:39,334 The World of Life. That is the name of the textbook we will be using. 189 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:42,374 I'm in love. 190 00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:46,314 See the mustache comin' in, Rat? 191 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,684 You can almost cross it out. 192 00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:55,385 - I'm in love. - You are a wuss. Part wimp, part pussy. 193 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:59,866 What do you mean wuss? This girl is my... exact type. 194 00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:02,626 - Where'd you see her? - In my biology class. 195 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,827 - Did you get her number? - No. 196 00:15:04,907 --> 00:15:08,637 - Did you get her name? - No! No! It's too soon. 197 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,698 It's never too soon, Rat. 198 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:14,678 A girl decides how far she's gonna let you go in the first five minutes. 199 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,688 What am I supposed to do? Go up to this strange girl in my biology class... 200 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:22,549 and say, "Hello. I'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me"? 201 00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:24,420 I would. 202 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,659 I can see it all now. This is gonna be just like last summer. 203 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,720 You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat. 204 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,060 You bought $40 worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. 205 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:36,040 You don't even own a camera! 206 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,231 You tell me, Mike. What should I do? 207 00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,901 This is what you do. 208 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,172 Start from the minute you walk into biology. 209 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:48,082 I mean, don't just walk in. Move across the room. 210 00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:50,742 And you don't talk to her. 211 00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:54,083 You use your face. You use your body. 212 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,683 Use everything. 213 00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:58,233 That's what I do. 214 00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:00,524 I mean, I just send out this vibe... 215 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:04,094 and I have personally found that women do respond. 216 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:06,634 I mean, something happens. 217 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,865 Naturally something happens. 218 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,875 You put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. 219 00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:15,815 That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude. 220 00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:17,975 - The attitude? - Yeah. 221 00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,616 The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. 222 00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:24,656 Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. 223 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:29,357 Now, when you got that... then you have the attitude. 224 00:16:30,997 --> 00:16:34,527 - Good night, Stacy. - Good night, Mom. 225 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:15,683 - You look beautiful. - Thanks. So do you. 226 00:17:16,753 --> 00:17:18,183 Where do you feel like going? 227 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:20,453 I don't know. 228 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:24,824 - How 'bout The Point? - Okay. 229 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:28,385 All right! The Point it is. 230 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,680 That's a really nice jacket. 231 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,951 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 232 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:29,752 - It's warm. - Yeah, it is. It's really warm. 233 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:32,323 I wonder how long it will last. 234 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:39,304 So... 235 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:43,113 am I gonna get to first base? 236 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:57,126 - Are you really 19? - Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm really 19. 237 00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:56,293 So tell me, do you like Ron? 238 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,634 I like Ron, but it hurt so bad. 239 00:19:59,704 --> 00:20:02,363 Don't worry. Keep doing it. It gets a lot better. I swear. 240 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,963 It better. 241 00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:33,627 - Mom says to clean the pool. - Why can't you do it? 242 00:20:33,707 --> 00:20:36,198 Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. 243 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,539 - Your friends use the pool too. - I take out the garbage! 244 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,351 Brad! 245 00:20:58,071 --> 00:21:02,871 - Brad, have Mom and Dad seen these? - They're not home yet. 246 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:05,631 - Brad? - What? 247 00:21:05,711 --> 00:21:07,683 What would you say if I asked you to put these... 248 00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:10,713 in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them? 249 00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:15,113 - I'd say, "Who the hell is Ron Johnson?" - Please. 250 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:18,343 Thank you very much. 251 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:23,184 - Lisa's great! - Yeah. 252 00:21:23,264 --> 00:21:27,995 I don't understand why you want to break up with a girl like that. 253 00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:32,405 Me and Lisa have been going together for two years. I love her and all. 254 00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:35,565 I mean, she's great in bed. 255 00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:39,847 It's just that... I'm a single, successful guy. 256 00:21:42,286 --> 00:21:46,847 And this is my last year in school. This could be the best year of my life! 257 00:21:48,257 --> 00:21:51,557 I just feel like I need my freedom now, you know? 258 00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,429 Okay, here's your preparation stuff. 259 00:21:57,499 --> 00:22:01,668 You got your sliced tomatoes, shredded lettuce, secret sauce. 260 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,499 - What's the secret sauce? - Thousand Island dressing. 261 00:22:04,579 --> 00:22:07,070 What's the secret sauce at Bronco Burger? 262 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,841 - Ketchup and mayonnaise. - Gotcha. 263 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,380 Order for you, Bradley. 264 00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:16,851 - Were those flowers really for me? - Of course! 265 00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:20,151 - How much did they cost? - Don't worry about it. 266 00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:22,191 Want to go to The Point tonight? 267 00:22:23,432 --> 00:22:25,362 What's there to do at The Point? 268 00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:29,893 What do you mean? We've been going out together for two years. 269 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:34,132 I don't want to have to use sex as a tool, Brad. 270 00:22:34,212 --> 00:22:38,144 Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together for two years! 271 00:22:38,214 --> 00:22:41,514 - I don't want to talk about it here. - I wanna talk about it! 272 00:22:41,584 --> 00:22:43,884 - Brad? - Lisa! 273 00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:46,354 Brad! 274 00:22:46,424 --> 00:22:50,085 You gotta flip 'em, or they'll burn. Great. 275 00:22:50,594 --> 00:22:52,155 "C." 276 00:22:52,225 --> 00:22:54,426 "D." 277 00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:57,156 "F." 278 00:22:57,236 --> 00:23:00,696 "F." "F." 279 00:23:00,776 --> 00:23:04,066 Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. 280 00:23:04,146 --> 00:23:07,438 What are you people, on dope? 281 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:12,377 A piece of legislation was introduced into Congress by Senator John Platt. 282 00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:15,718 It was passed in 1906. 283 00:23:15,788 --> 00:23:18,048 This amendment to our Constitution... 284 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:20,618 has a profound impact upon all of our... 285 00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:25,190 Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today near the first floor bathrooms. 286 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:29,100 Is he still on campus? Anyone? Yes, Desmond? 287 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:31,760 I saw him by the food machines. 288 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,470 - How long ago? - Right before class. 289 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,771 Okay. Bring him in. 290 00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:41,071 What is this fascination with truancy? 291 00:23:41,151 --> 00:23:44,982 What is it that gets inside your heads? 292 00:23:45,052 --> 00:23:48,892 There are some teachers in this school who look the other way at truants. 293 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:50,982 It's a little game that you both play. 294 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,963 They pretend they don't see you. You pretend you don't ditch. 295 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:57,734 Now, who pays the price later? You! 296 00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:03,034 Wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here! 297 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,575 Hola, Mr. Hand. 298 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:10,115 What's the reason for your truancy? 299 00:24:10,185 --> 00:24:12,415 Just couldn't make it on time. 300 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:15,116 You mean, you couldn't or you wouldn't? 301 00:24:17,196 --> 00:24:19,755 It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines. 302 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,957 Food will be eaten on your time. 303 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:26,597 Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? 304 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:31,127 Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this? 305 00:24:34,048 --> 00:24:35,978 - I don't know. - 306 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:58,231 I like that. 307 00:24:58,301 --> 00:25:01,001 "I don't know." That's nice! 308 00:25:01,071 --> 00:25:03,301 "Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?" 309 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:07,313 "Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!" 310 00:25:07,383 --> 00:25:09,902 That's nice. I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do? 311 00:25:09,982 --> 00:25:13,943 I'm going to leave your words on this board for all my classes to enjoy. 312 00:25:14,023 --> 00:25:16,493 Giving you full credit, of course, Mr. Spicoli! 313 00:25:16,553 --> 00:25:18,354 All right. 314 00:25:43,787 --> 00:25:45,847 How fucking long do I have to wait? 315 00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:50,057 Christmas sucks. I hate it. 316 00:25:50,127 --> 00:25:52,928 You gotta get used to working holidays. People are always screaming. 317 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:55,229 I have to quit this job. I'm gonna get so fat... 318 00:25:55,299 --> 00:26:00,208 - no one's gonna want to take me out. - Ron hasn't called, huh? 319 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:04,969 - Not since November. - What does it matter? He's a stereo salesman. 320 00:26:05,049 --> 00:26:07,811 What'd you wanna do, marry him? Have kids with him? 321 00:26:07,881 --> 00:26:11,150 Have this guy come home 50 years old and bald? 322 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:14,781 And have that little Pacific Stereo sign on? Come on, Stace. 323 00:26:14,861 --> 00:26:16,691 Hey, it's his loss. 324 00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:19,820 Got any Blue Oyster Cult? 325 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:23,352 No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult. 326 00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:27,093 I ate 34 pairs last time. Where were you? 327 00:26:27,173 --> 00:26:29,502 I was that close to working at 7-Eleven, you know. 328 00:26:31,312 --> 00:26:32,973 What? 329 00:26:35,883 --> 00:26:38,743 - All right! Play me? - Totally. 330 00:26:38,813 --> 00:26:41,114 You got quarters? 331 00:26:44,654 --> 00:26:47,095 When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets comin' in? 332 00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:50,254 Earth, Wind and Fire? Geez, I haven't heard anything. 333 00:26:50,324 --> 00:26:52,326 The minute I do, I'll let you know. 334 00:26:52,396 --> 00:26:54,926 I'm plannin' on taking my little brother over here. 335 00:26:55,006 --> 00:26:58,666 Is that your little brother? He's a good-lookin' kid. 336 00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:00,706 Great. Charles Jefferson... 337 00:27:00,776 --> 00:27:04,147 for Earth, Wind and Fire and little brother. 338 00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:07,308 I'll let you know when they come around, okay? 339 00:27:11,618 --> 00:27:15,648 Wow! Does he really live here? I thought he just flew in for games. 340 00:27:15,728 --> 00:27:18,458 Shit! He knows where to come when he wants some tickets. 341 00:27:18,528 --> 00:27:21,969 Go on. Get outta here. You're messing up my business. 342 00:27:22,029 --> 00:27:24,900 Come on, Rat. Let's go get you a woman. 343 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:26,900 Wow. 344 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:29,099 You ready for your moment of truth? 345 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,940 Damone, I noticed I was starting to get a pimple this morning... 346 00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:36,341 Rat, the shyness routine is really starting to aggravate me. 347 00:27:36,412 --> 00:27:40,541 I mean, who is she, anyway? She's a waitress in a pizza parlor. 348 00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:44,992 Look at her. Look at you. A member of the Honor Roll. 349 00:27:45,062 --> 00:27:48,222 Assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. 350 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:53,363 Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? 351 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:55,594 - Right. - All right. How do you feel? 352 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,633 - I feel good. - Do ya? All right. 353 00:27:57,703 --> 00:28:00,694 Now stop fucking around and go get her. 354 00:28:00,774 --> 00:28:04,264 Hey, Rat, you gotta ace that jacket. 355 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:06,786 - Yeah? - Yeah. All right, that's cool. 356 00:28:06,845 --> 00:28:11,255 You look good. All right? Go get her. 357 00:28:15,626 --> 00:28:19,085 $1.10, and you get five cents back. 358 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,096 Thanks. 359 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:25,127 - Hi! Don't I know you from biology class? - Yeah! 360 00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:30,007 - What can I do for you? - I had a couple of questions. I was curious. 361 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:32,938 What do you do with the jackets people leave here? 362 00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:36,208 - We keep 'em. - You keep 'em? 363 00:28:36,278 --> 00:28:39,779 In case they come back. You can look through it if you want. 364 00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:43,149 No, that's cool. It would take too long to look through all that. 365 00:28:43,219 --> 00:28:45,450 I'll pick up a new one. 366 00:28:47,199 --> 00:28:49,249 What was your other question? 367 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:54,031 Oh, my other question is... 368 00:28:54,101 --> 00:28:57,401 can I have your phone number so I can ask you out sometime? 369 00:28:57,471 --> 00:29:01,871 - Do you have a pen? This one's out of ink. - Yeah. 370 00:29:12,653 --> 00:29:16,683 Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy. My name is Mark Ratner. 371 00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:21,033 I've gotta go. 372 00:29:37,616 --> 00:29:40,416 Lisa, I have something to tell you. 373 00:29:41,987 --> 00:29:45,946 Look, I'm a senior now. 374 00:29:46,026 --> 00:29:49,297 I'm a single, successful guy. 375 00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:52,098 And I've got to be fair to myself. 376 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:56,868 Lisa... I think I need my freedom. 377 00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:03,439 Oh, don't do that. 378 00:30:03,509 --> 00:30:05,679 - Please, please don't do that. - Brad! 379 00:30:05,749 --> 00:30:09,810 - Can you cover me on register two? - Okay. 380 00:30:13,321 --> 00:30:15,520 - May I help you? - Ah, yes. 381 00:30:15,590 --> 00:30:17,930 This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and... 382 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,022 - I'd like my money back. - Okay. I believe you have to fill out a form. 383 00:30:22,102 --> 00:30:25,263 No. I'd like my money back now. 384 00:30:25,343 --> 00:30:28,772 I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way. I have to fill out a form. 385 00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:31,273 Well, you ate most of it already so... 386 00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:34,403 See that sign? It says "100% guaranteed." 387 00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:37,214 You know what the meaning of guarantee is? Did they teach you that here? 388 00:30:37,284 --> 00:30:39,944 Sir, if you'd just wait a minute. 389 00:30:40,024 --> 00:30:42,954 Look. Just put your little hand in the cash register... 390 00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:47,054 and give me my $2.75 back, please, Brad. 391 00:30:47,124 --> 00:30:51,626 Sir, if you'd just give me a minute. I'll find the forms. I'll take care of everything. 392 00:30:51,706 --> 00:30:54,676 I don't have a minute. You've made me late enough. 393 00:30:54,736 --> 00:30:57,536 I am so tired of dealing with incompetence. 394 00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:00,636 It says 100% guaranteed, you moron! 395 00:31:00,716 --> 00:31:05,046 Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass. 396 00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:08,558 Ah, is there a problem here? Can I help you, sir? 397 00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:13,648 You bet you have a problem. Your employee used profanity and threatened me with violence. 398 00:31:13,728 --> 00:31:16,458 I'm surprised. I eat here all the time and usually have good service. 399 00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:21,520 All I wanted was my money back on this breakfast. It was a little under-cooked. 400 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,440 And he threatens me with violence. I'm gonna call your super... 401 00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:27,740 I can take care of it. 402 00:31:27,810 --> 00:31:33,441 Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way? 403 00:31:33,511 --> 00:31:38,651 Uh... he insulted me first. He called me a moron, Dennis. 404 00:31:38,721 --> 00:31:42,312 Answer me! Did you threaten this customer or use profanity? 405 00:31:42,392 --> 00:31:45,021 - Yes. - You're fired. 406 00:31:45,091 --> 00:31:48,862 I'm very sorry, sir. I'll refund your money right now. 407 00:31:48,932 --> 00:31:50,862 I hope you won't hold this against us. 408 00:31:50,932 --> 00:31:53,634 You know how these young kids are these days. 409 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,143 Here we are. Perhaps another breakfast? 410 00:31:56,203 --> 00:31:59,334 I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold! 411 00:32:06,415 --> 00:32:09,355 The world's finest surfers showed up today to do battle... 412 00:32:09,425 --> 00:32:13,986 with what's turned out to be the biggest waves to hit this coast since 1946. 413 00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:16,495 Hello. I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. 414 00:32:16,565 --> 00:32:20,556 His name, Jeff Spicoli. Jeff, congratulations. 415 00:32:20,636 --> 00:32:23,157 Things looked rough out there today. 416 00:32:23,237 --> 00:32:26,767 I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle with some humongous waves. 417 00:32:26,837 --> 00:32:31,778 Just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business." 418 00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:36,809 A lot of people expected Mark "Cutback" Davis, or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard... 419 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:40,409 - would take the honors this year. - Those guys are fags! 420 00:32:40,489 --> 00:32:44,259 Let me ask you. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life? 421 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:48,920 Stu, surfing's not a sport. It's a way of life. It's no hobby. 422 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,731 It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!" 423 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:56,071 Where'd you get this jacket? 424 00:32:56,141 --> 00:33:00,041 From the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli? 425 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:04,101 Headed over to the Australian and then the Hawaiian Internationals. 426 00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:08,483 Then me and Mick are gonna wing on over to London and jam with the Stones. 427 00:33:09,123 --> 00:33:12,893 You guys are invited too. 428 00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:15,193 Jeff! Jeff! 429 00:33:15,263 --> 00:33:18,463 Jeff, Dad says you have to get up. 430 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:22,365 - Leave me alone. - Dad says you're gonna be late again, you butthole! 431 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:26,105 - Leave me alone! - Dad says you're gonna be late again, you booger! 432 00:33:26,175 --> 00:33:29,945 Dad, Jeff threw his snorkel at me! 433 00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:35,575 We just want to say that we're not Spirit Bunnies anymore. 434 00:33:35,655 --> 00:33:39,587 We always hated that name. It bugged the heck out of Dina and me. 435 00:33:39,657 --> 00:33:42,217 - It's just such a put-down! - Really! 436 00:33:42,297 --> 00:33:46,487 We know you've got a lot of spirit, everybody, right? 437 00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:49,897 And we're gonna destroy Lincoln next week! All right! 438 00:33:53,638 --> 00:33:57,008 You know, it takes a lot of courage to get up here... 439 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,739 and do something that you know people will make fun of. 440 00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:03,008 - Yeah. - Man... 441 00:34:03,078 --> 00:34:05,779 I'm never gonna talk to those guys again. 442 00:34:05,849 --> 00:34:09,810 I'm the one who got Arnold and Dave their jobs there in the first place. 443 00:34:09,891 --> 00:34:12,791 If you'd apologize to Dennis, I'm sure he'd take you back. 444 00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:16,261 Fuck Dennis Taylor! I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp. 445 00:34:19,701 --> 00:34:22,032 I'm just glad we're still together... 446 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:26,512 because a lot's happened, and I really need you this year. 447 00:34:26,572 --> 00:34:30,943 Look, Brad, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you this. 448 00:34:32,712 --> 00:34:36,654 We're almost out of school. It's our last year. 449 00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:41,285 And I think we owe it to ourselves to be free, 450 00:34:41,365 --> 00:34:45,194 to go out with other people. 451 00:34:47,194 --> 00:34:50,035 I still want to be friends. 452 00:34:50,105 --> 00:34:53,125 What do I say to her once we get in the car? 453 00:34:53,205 --> 00:34:57,506 No problem, Rat. What you need is my special five-point plan. 454 00:34:57,576 --> 00:34:59,736 Come on, Damone, I need real help. 455 00:34:59,816 --> 00:35:01,807 What'd you mean? Men have died... 456 00:35:01,887 --> 00:35:05,116 trying to obtain this valuable information. 457 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,118 - But I'll give it to you for free. - What's your five-point plan? 458 00:35:10,128 --> 00:35:13,588 All right. Now, pay attention. 459 00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:19,529 First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. 460 00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:22,699 Oh, Debbie... hi. 461 00:35:23,839 --> 00:35:27,070 Two. You always call the shots. 462 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:30,840 Kiss me, you won't regret it. 463 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:35,350 Three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 464 00:35:36,591 --> 00:35:38,582 Isn't this great? 465 00:35:38,662 --> 00:35:41,182 Four. 466 00:35:41,262 --> 00:35:44,462 When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. 467 00:35:44,532 --> 00:35:46,432 It's a classy move. 468 00:35:46,502 --> 00:35:49,732 The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, 469 00:35:49,802 --> 00:35:52,203 and a coke with no ice. 470 00:35:52,273 --> 00:35:54,003 And five. 471 00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:57,634 Now, this is most important, Rat. 472 00:35:57,714 --> 00:35:59,804 When it comes down to makin' out, 473 00:35:59,884 --> 00:36:01,873 whenever possible, 474 00:36:01,953 --> 00:36:03,674 put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. 475 00:36:15,136 --> 00:36:18,366 - This is a nice car. - Yeah. It's my sister's. 476 00:36:18,436 --> 00:36:20,566 Yeah? 477 00:36:22,777 --> 00:36:24,937 Do you have Mrs. George for English? 478 00:36:25,007 --> 00:36:29,508 - Yeah. She's pretty good. - Yeah, she is pretty good. 479 00:36:36,589 --> 00:36:40,490 - Have you decided? - Um, yeah. 480 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,259 I'll have the knockwurst. 481 00:36:43,329 --> 00:36:45,589 Excellent. 482 00:36:45,669 --> 00:36:48,530 You work at Cinema Four, right? 483 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,440 That must be great. You get to see all those free movies. 484 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,701 You get free popcorn. 485 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:58,141 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 486 00:36:58,211 --> 00:37:00,652 Would you mind if I excuse myself for a moment? 487 00:37:00,712 --> 00:37:02,881 Oh, no, go ahead. 488 00:37:02,951 --> 00:37:05,482 Are you ready to order here? 489 00:37:08,323 --> 00:37:10,523 She will have the knockwurst. 490 00:37:10,593 --> 00:37:13,563 And you? 491 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:16,493 - I'll have the same. - Anything to drink? 492 00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:19,004 - Coke. - Two Cokes. 493 00:37:19,074 --> 00:37:22,134 Okay. Thank you. 494 00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:25,635 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 495 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:34,005 - Hello? - Mike, it's Mark. 496 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:38,257 - What happened to your date? - It's happening right now. Everything's fine except... 497 00:37:39,427 --> 00:37:41,356 I left my wallet at home. 498 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,417 Why don't you go home and get it? 499 00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:46,627 No, I can't! I'm here. The food's coming and everything. 500 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:49,298 Look, would you do me a favor? 501 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:54,108 Just borrow your mom's car, drive to my house, get my wallet and bring it here. 502 00:37:56,249 --> 00:37:58,269 Hello? Mike? 503 00:37:58,349 --> 00:38:01,108 Mike? 504 00:38:01,188 --> 00:38:04,019 Geez, I'm really kinda busy, Rat. 505 00:38:04,089 --> 00:38:06,020 Just do me this one favor. 506 00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:09,751 I swear I won't ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other. 507 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,960 - But just please do this for me. - You owe me for this one. 508 00:38:13,030 --> 00:38:16,021 Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks. 509 00:38:16,101 --> 00:38:20,431 - Beaver, are you all right? - What happened? 510 00:38:28,283 --> 00:38:31,272 Are you sure there's nothing else I can bring you? 511 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:33,283 Do you want another Coke? 512 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,443 Um... okay. 513 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:37,994 Two more Cokes. 514 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:40,054 Two more Cokes. 515 00:38:40,124 --> 00:38:43,524 - Hey, Mark, is that you? - Yeah, hi. 516 00:38:43,594 --> 00:38:47,125 - You come here? - Yeah. I come for the strudel. It's great. 517 00:38:47,205 --> 00:38:50,264 Hey, listen, I found your wallet the other day. You want it back? 518 00:38:50,334 --> 00:38:53,066 Oh, wow! Yeah. I was looking for this. 519 00:38:55,176 --> 00:38:57,166 Oh, Mike, you don't know Stacy Hamilton. 520 00:38:57,246 --> 00:38:59,687 - Stacy, this is Mike Damone. - Hi. 521 00:38:59,747 --> 00:39:02,616 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 522 00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:05,517 See you later. 523 00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:09,757 Right. Gotta be goin'. See you later. 524 00:39:11,198 --> 00:39:13,288 You wanna go? 525 00:39:13,368 --> 00:39:15,838 Um... yeah. 526 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:32,550 - I had a really nice time tonight. - Me too. 527 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,591 I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck. 528 00:39:35,661 --> 00:39:38,152 I never thought it would've happened at such a fancy place. 529 00:39:38,232 --> 00:39:41,321 I know. You want to come in for a sec? 530 00:39:44,032 --> 00:39:46,522 - Okay, sure. - Good. 531 00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:56,474 - Where's your brother? - He's out tonight with some friends. 532 00:39:56,544 --> 00:39:59,543 - Can I get you something to drink? - No, that's... that's okay. 533 00:39:59,613 --> 00:40:04,074 Oh. Well, would you mind if I change? 534 00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:06,145 No. 535 00:40:06,225 --> 00:40:09,525 Okay. Could you get this for me? It always sticks. 536 00:40:16,966 --> 00:40:18,736 Thanks. 537 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,408 Where are your parents? 538 00:40:27,478 --> 00:40:30,747 My parents are out of town for the weekend. 539 00:40:30,817 --> 00:40:32,908 Brad and I are watching the house. 540 00:40:34,318 --> 00:40:36,879 - This is a really nice picture of you. - Thanks. 541 00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:39,219 You can come in my room if you want. 542 00:40:49,939 --> 00:40:52,531 So, what do you want to do? 543 00:40:52,611 --> 00:40:54,981 I don't know. 544 00:40:55,051 --> 00:40:58,611 Um, you want to look at a photo album? 545 00:40:58,681 --> 00:41:01,951 I keep a lot of pictures from when I grew up and stuff. 546 00:41:02,021 --> 00:41:04,212 - It's kinda stupid, huh? - Sure! Yeah. 547 00:41:04,292 --> 00:41:06,653 Yeah? Great. 548 00:41:09,493 --> 00:41:12,723 Photographs. 549 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,993 This is the one that Brad took. 550 00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:18,164 It's like double-image type thing, you know. It's like a mirror. 551 00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:21,804 This is me being stupid. 552 00:41:21,874 --> 00:41:25,775 And this is my dog Gypsy, and my cat Tullio. 553 00:41:25,845 --> 00:41:29,445 - They're dead now. - Remember him? Mr. Degan? 554 00:41:29,515 --> 00:41:31,615 You had Degan? 555 00:41:31,685 --> 00:41:33,955 - He always wore the same suit! - The same suit! 556 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:37,487 - He must've had 500 of those suits. - He was terrible! 557 00:41:37,557 --> 00:41:40,286 No, I think it was one. 558 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:10,030 - You know, I just thought of something. - What? 559 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:13,261 My sister is crazy when it comes to her car. 560 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,201 - It's gotta be back by 11:00. - Want to call her? 561 00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:19,261 No. Look, l... She gets crazy. 562 00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:21,502 Her car is her baby. 563 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,842 - I better be going. - Really? 564 00:42:23,912 --> 00:42:27,513 I'll call you. Well, I'll see you in class. Okay? 565 00:42:27,582 --> 00:42:29,552 Bye. 566 00:42:55,486 --> 00:42:59,786 - Mark Ratner doesn't like me. - Mark Ratner doesn't like you? You're crazy! 567 00:42:59,856 --> 00:43:02,847 No, he shows absolutely no interest in me. 568 00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:07,157 Mark Ratner is definitely somebody you'd have to make the first move with. 569 00:43:07,227 --> 00:43:11,218 Linda, I did. I made the first move, I made the second move. 570 00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,858 I made a complete jerk out of myself, is what I did. 571 00:43:13,938 --> 00:43:16,059 What do you care about Mark Ratner for? 572 00:43:16,139 --> 00:43:18,898 He's a 16-year-old usher in the movie theater. 573 00:43:18,978 --> 00:43:23,140 You have dated older guys. You work at the best food stand in the mall. 574 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:27,740 And you are a close personal friend of mine. 575 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:32,480 Yeah. But I was really beginning to like him. 576 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,292 Yeah? If that's true, you better find somebody else fast. 577 00:43:46,103 --> 00:43:49,272 - Seen the new Playboy? - Good? 578 00:43:49,342 --> 00:43:52,784 - Bo Derek's tits! - All right! 579 00:43:52,844 --> 00:43:54,834 I like sex. 580 00:43:59,124 --> 00:44:01,684 People on ludes should not drive. 581 00:44:09,765 --> 00:44:12,426 Hey, this is my brother's car! 582 00:44:12,506 --> 00:44:14,866 - You said he was outta town. - And he is. 583 00:44:14,936 --> 00:44:17,306 All right. Then don't hassle it. 584 00:44:32,258 --> 00:44:34,888 Are you crazy, Spicoli? That light was red! 585 00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:40,589 - It was yellow a minute ago. - You're gonna scratch my brother's car. 586 00:44:40,669 --> 00:44:43,360 No, I'm not. 587 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,269 Look, I'm driving. You navigate. 588 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:51,711 Where is this party? 589 00:44:52,251 --> 00:44:55,342 Make a right, right here. Here! Here! Here! 590 00:45:12,033 --> 00:45:14,874 My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! 591 00:45:14,934 --> 00:45:18,873 He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill us! 592 00:45:18,943 --> 00:45:21,535 Hey, man, just be glad I had fast reflexes. 593 00:45:21,615 --> 00:45:25,245 - My brother's gonna shit! - Make up your mind, dude. 594 00:45:25,315 --> 00:45:27,345 Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us? 595 00:45:27,415 --> 00:45:31,115 First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us. 596 00:45:31,185 --> 00:45:36,026 Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. 597 00:45:36,096 --> 00:45:41,037 He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it! 598 00:45:41,097 --> 00:45:43,797 You can't fix this car, Spicoli! 599 00:45:48,907 --> 00:45:50,377 - I can fix it. - Ha. 600 00:45:59,219 --> 00:46:00,919 Hey! 601 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:14,031 - I'm giving you $50... - No, no, no! 602 00:46:14,101 --> 00:46:17,071 That means if you win I give you $25. 603 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,841 If I win, you give me $5. 604 00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,402 - You can't lose. - All right. 605 00:46:22,482 --> 00:46:24,453 I'll put you down for $5. 606 00:46:24,513 --> 00:46:27,712 Now, don't forget about the 14-point spread. 607 00:46:28,823 --> 00:46:30,953 Fourteen-point sp... 608 00:46:33,723 --> 00:46:36,664 I don't believe those guys at Lincoln did this to Jefferson's car! 609 00:46:36,734 --> 00:46:39,994 They totalled it. I can't believe it. 610 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:45,824 Jefferson's gonna really make Lincoln pay for this. 611 00:46:47,204 --> 00:46:49,695 That guy's gonna totally destroy them. 612 00:46:49,775 --> 00:46:51,806 Annihilate. You know what I mean? 613 00:46:54,587 --> 00:46:56,316 Shit, he is pissed off. 614 00:47:14,538 --> 00:47:19,669 They may well mean what they say about you 615 00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:23,010 You might wander back to future friends 616 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:35,260 Come too close and take you by the hand 617 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:39,932 'Cause now you see there's more to life then what we lovers do 618 00:47:40,002 --> 00:47:42,732 - Oh, shit! - Hut. Hut. 619 00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:54,513 Brought down again by 33, Charles Jefferson. 620 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:58,924 Hit by Jefferson. Crushed by Jefferson. 621 00:47:58,994 --> 00:48:03,755 Man! Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson. 622 00:48:04,794 --> 00:48:06,625 Jefferson. 623 00:48:06,695 --> 00:48:08,295 Stretcher! 624 00:48:12,506 --> 00:48:14,935 Again by Jefferson. 625 00:48:22,448 --> 00:48:26,477 Five, four, three, two, one! 626 00:48:31,188 --> 00:48:33,687 - There's nothing to eat here. - What do you mean? 627 00:48:33,757 --> 00:48:36,289 - Take a look. There's nothing I can eat. - Get a trout dog. 628 00:48:36,369 --> 00:48:39,029 Forget it. Do you have any fish here that isn't breaded? 629 00:48:39,099 --> 00:48:42,160 - It's all prepared the same way. - Get a whaler. 630 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,229 Or a clamwich. 631 00:48:44,309 --> 00:48:46,740 Ever hear the word blemish? Want me to eat something fried? 632 00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:49,570 - Let's get outta here. - Let's go. 633 00:48:51,551 --> 00:48:54,851 Thank you. Come again, and have a nice day. 634 00:48:57,551 --> 00:49:01,082 I sent a letter to Doug today. Can't wait 'til he gets out here. 635 00:49:01,162 --> 00:49:05,653 - What's Doug doing in Chicago? - He works for the airline. You'll meet him. 636 00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:08,093 Oh, Linda, you have to do this. 637 00:49:08,163 --> 00:49:10,933 - What? - "Rate Your Mate." 638 00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:12,974 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 639 00:49:13,044 --> 00:49:14,973 - Let me test Doug. - Okay. 640 00:49:15,043 --> 00:49:17,133 "Most satisfactory lovemaking occurs: 641 00:49:17,213 --> 00:49:19,234 "A, when your mate climaxes first. 642 00:49:19,314 --> 00:49:22,775 B, you climax first. C, you and your mate climax together?" 643 00:49:22,855 --> 00:49:24,615 Climax together. 644 00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:27,625 This is gonna be great, Rat. 645 00:49:27,685 --> 00:49:30,155 It's like the highlight of their day. 646 00:49:30,225 --> 00:49:32,746 Maybe we oughta call first. I don't know about dropping in like this. 647 00:49:32,826 --> 00:49:35,425 Are you kiddin'? We're gonna surprise 'em. 648 00:49:35,495 --> 00:49:37,697 Just fix your collar, all right? 649 00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:41,297 Relax. Just be cool. Attitude, remember? 650 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:44,427 - Where'd you get that, the hamper? - Hey, this is clean. 651 00:49:44,507 --> 00:49:47,237 It's like riding a bike. You fall off, you get right back on. 652 00:49:47,307 --> 00:49:49,708 You mess up a date, do it again! 653 00:49:50,849 --> 00:49:53,178 - Do you always climax with Doug? - Yes. 654 00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:59,419 I think so. He's no high school boy. 655 00:49:59,489 --> 00:50:02,020 Hey! 656 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:05,089 Come over to help you with your math homework. 657 00:50:05,159 --> 00:50:07,660 Figured you could use it on such a hot day. 658 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:11,261 Don't worry. They're gonna let us in. 659 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,270 Okay. 660 00:50:19,051 --> 00:50:23,742 - Promise you're going to leave as soon as my mother gets home. - Okay. 661 00:50:23,822 --> 00:50:28,193 - Linda, this is Mike and Mark. - How you doin'? 662 00:50:28,253 --> 00:50:31,953 The water looks great. Check it out. 663 00:50:34,093 --> 00:50:36,824 Looks fine. Wai... 664 00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:41,035 Very funny! Very funny! 665 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:52,876 - Lin, come in! - I'll teach you to dive. 666 00:50:52,956 --> 00:50:55,546 I used to be a champion, you know. 667 00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:08,488 Does Mom know you have company? 668 00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:10,769 It's just Mark and Mike from school. 669 00:51:10,839 --> 00:51:13,328 - Hi. - How ya doin'? 670 00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:15,338 - Hi, Linda. - Hi, Brad. 671 00:51:15,408 --> 00:51:17,739 Ow! 672 00:51:17,809 --> 00:51:23,080 Uh, could you keep it down? I have work to do inside. 673 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:24,780 Okay. 674 00:51:24,850 --> 00:51:26,850 Who's his tailor? 675 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,361 God, he hardly even talks anymore. 676 00:51:30,431 --> 00:51:33,690 Yeah, I know. He hates wearing a uniform. 677 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,322 Rat, show them how you can stand up underwater. 678 00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:40,732 ? Da-um-da-um-da-um? 679 00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:42,632 What are you doing? 680 00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:45,402 - Watch out, Rat! - Leave me alone! 681 00:51:45,612 --> 00:51:48,743 All right, Damone, you're gonna get it. 682 00:52:04,034 --> 00:52:06,655 Hi, Brad. 683 00:52:06,735 --> 00:52:09,666 You know how cute I always thought you were. 684 00:52:47,410 --> 00:52:51,011 Stacy, do you have Q-tips? I've got water in my ears. 685 00:52:51,081 --> 00:52:53,521 I don't know. Check in the house. 686 00:52:57,692 --> 00:53:00,222 Wait. Just a minute. 687 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,803 Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore? 688 00:53:23,225 --> 00:53:27,355 In 1898, Spain owned Cuba outright. 689 00:53:27,425 --> 00:53:29,356 Think about it. 690 00:53:29,426 --> 00:53:34,095 Cuba owned by a disorganized parliament 4,000 miles away. 691 00:53:34,165 --> 00:53:37,327 Cubans were in a constant... 692 00:53:40,706 --> 00:53:43,867 Cubans were in a constant state of revolt. 693 00:53:43,947 --> 00:53:45,907 In 1904... 694 00:53:45,977 --> 00:53:50,108 the United States decided to throw weight around... 695 00:53:53,118 --> 00:53:55,589 - Who is it? - Mr. Pizza Guy. 696 00:53:55,659 --> 00:53:57,679 - Again? - Mr. Pizza Guy, sir. 697 00:54:03,729 --> 00:54:07,231 - Who ordered the double cheese and sausage? - Right here, dude. 698 00:54:15,381 --> 00:54:17,941 For you, dude. 699 00:54:25,223 --> 00:54:29,663 Am I hallucinating? What in the hell do you think you're doing? 700 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,663 Learning about Cuba, and having some food. 701 00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:34,293 Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground. 702 00:54:34,363 --> 00:54:37,305 You're causing a major disturbance on my time. 703 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:41,304 I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. 704 00:54:41,374 --> 00:54:45,675 If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time? 705 00:54:45,745 --> 00:54:49,614 There's nothing wrong with a feast on "our" time. 706 00:54:49,684 --> 00:54:54,126 You're absolutely right. It is our time. 707 00:54:54,186 --> 00:54:58,357 Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. 708 00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:03,027 But it is my class. Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front! 709 00:55:03,097 --> 00:55:06,128 Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. 710 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,269 Be my guest. Help yourselves. 711 00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:13,208 Get a good one. 712 00:55:18,279 --> 00:55:21,410 - Mike? Mike? Hi. - Hi. 713 00:55:21,490 --> 00:55:24,420 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 714 00:55:24,490 --> 00:55:27,951 I hate walking. I have to walk every day. It's such a drag. 715 00:55:28,031 --> 00:55:30,050 Why don't you get a ride with somebody? 716 00:55:30,130 --> 00:55:33,220 Sometimes I ride with my brother, but he works mornings. 717 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:37,002 - Then he drives himself to school. - What a guy! 718 00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:41,342 Listen, Mark Ratner really likes you. 719 00:55:41,412 --> 00:55:45,942 - Do you like him? - Mark is really nice. 720 00:55:46,012 --> 00:55:48,243 But I think I like you. 721 00:55:58,994 --> 00:56:02,434 Well, uh... this is me. 722 00:56:03,704 --> 00:56:06,366 - Do you have any iced tea? - Yeah, sure. 723 00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:08,406 Come on in. 724 00:56:11,406 --> 00:56:14,576 The annuals are coming out pretty soon. 725 00:56:14,646 --> 00:56:18,347 - You gonna get one? - I don't know. 726 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:22,687 Oh, come on. Aren't you curious to see how your picture turned out? 727 00:56:22,757 --> 00:56:25,388 - I know what I look like. - I know. 728 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:28,857 But it's nice to have pictures of your friends and stuff. 729 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:31,798 I don't know. Maybe. It's no big deal. 730 00:56:31,868 --> 00:56:34,928 I probably will. 731 00:56:34,998 --> 00:56:36,940 Must be nice having a pool. 732 00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:39,769 - You want to go swimming? - Yeah, sure. 733 00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:43,210 - I'm going to go change, okay? - Yeah. 734 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,370 Okay, great. 735 00:56:54,261 --> 00:56:56,552 This is great iced tea. 736 00:56:59,901 --> 00:57:01,992 - Come on. - Huh? 737 00:57:02,062 --> 00:57:04,332 Brad keeps his stuff in the change room. 738 00:57:16,454 --> 00:57:18,443 - This is nice. - Yeah? 739 00:57:18,513 --> 00:57:22,515 - Yeah. - These'll fit you. 740 00:57:34,606 --> 00:57:38,366 - You're really a good kisser. - Yeah? 741 00:57:38,436 --> 00:57:40,467 So are you. 742 00:57:47,318 --> 00:57:50,378 You want to take off your clothes, Mike? 743 00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:53,189 You first. 744 00:57:53,259 --> 00:57:56,959 Both of us at the same time. 745 00:57:57,029 --> 00:57:58,959 Okay. 746 00:58:42,645 --> 00:58:44,705 Are you okay? 747 00:58:44,785 --> 00:58:46,845 Ahh. 748 00:58:46,915 --> 00:58:50,216 I think I came. Didn't you feel it? 749 00:58:51,286 --> 00:58:52,776 Yeah. I guess I did. 750 00:58:56,297 --> 00:58:58,926 I gotta go, Stacy. 751 00:58:58,996 --> 00:59:01,557 I've really gotta go. 752 00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:18,618 - See ya. - Bye. 753 00:59:19,819 --> 00:59:23,050 Linda, how long does Doug take? 754 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:26,031 - Doug takes forever. - Come on. 755 00:59:26,101 --> 00:59:29,790 He takes, uh... 20 to 30 minutes. 756 00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:33,201 I thought you said he took 30 to 40 minutes. 757 00:59:33,271 --> 00:59:36,901 That's right. I'm sorry. I meant 30 to 40 minutes. 758 00:59:36,971 --> 00:59:39,002 How long did Damone take? 759 00:59:39,072 --> 00:59:44,513 Damone took, uh... 15 to 20 minutes. 760 00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:48,352 That's not bad for a high school boy. 761 01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:02,764 - Mike! Hi! - Hi. 762 01:00:02,835 --> 01:00:06,036 - God, I haven't seen you for a while. - Yeah. 763 01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:09,596 - In a hurry. Got stuff I gotta do. - I'm in a hurry too. 764 01:00:09,676 --> 01:00:12,736 - I just thought I'd say hi to you. - Hi. 765 01:00:15,947 --> 01:00:18,856 Hamilton, I'll take over the fryer for a while. 766 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:22,218 Those boys at I.B.M. Ordered a stack of those Catch-of-the-Day boxes. 767 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:26,697 - I told them you would personally deliver them within the hour. - Aye, aye, sir. 768 01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:38,069 Hamilton, come over here. 769 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:43,740 - What are you doing? - I'm changing. 770 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,779 You took off your Captain Hook uniform. 771 01:00:45,849 --> 01:00:49,750 I thought I'd put street clothes on for the drive to I.B.M. 772 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:51,761 The uniform's uncomfortable. 773 01:00:51,821 --> 01:00:56,261 You're going there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. 774 01:00:56,331 --> 01:00:59,632 Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform. You know that. 775 01:00:59,702 --> 01:01:02,102 You want me to put the stuff back on? 776 01:01:02,172 --> 01:01:04,762 Yes, I do. Show a little pride. 777 01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:07,473 Aye, aye, sir. 778 01:02:18,191 --> 01:02:23,183 Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot? 779 01:02:23,263 --> 01:02:27,293 Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen? 780 01:02:27,363 --> 01:02:30,353 - That's kid stuff. - Kid stuff? 781 01:02:45,615 --> 01:02:48,555 Can I talk to you for a sec? 782 01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:53,497 Stacy, I'm doing business. Call me tonight, all right? 783 01:02:53,567 --> 01:02:57,466 No. I've gotta talk to you now. Okay? 784 01:02:59,937 --> 01:03:01,927 Don't go away. 785 01:03:02,007 --> 01:03:03,977 Look at 'em. 786 01:03:05,938 --> 01:03:09,508 I hope this is important because I could be blowin' a big deal. 787 01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:11,609 Mike, I just... 788 01:03:11,679 --> 01:03:15,118 I just want you to know that I'm pregnant. 789 01:03:18,519 --> 01:03:21,020 How do you know it's mine? We only did it once. 790 01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:24,060 I haven't been with anybody else. I know it's yours. 791 01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:26,390 Jesus! It was your idea. 792 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:29,230 You wanted to do it. You wanted it more than I did. 793 01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:31,601 No. Take that back. 794 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:37,872 All right. I take it back. 795 01:03:37,942 --> 01:03:41,282 Look, we gotta do somethin' about it. 796 01:03:41,352 --> 01:03:44,442 I mean, uh, we gotta get an abortion. 797 01:03:44,522 --> 01:03:48,283 My brother Art got his girlfriend one once. It's simple. 798 01:03:48,353 --> 01:03:53,384 - It's no big deal. - Yeah. I got that planned. 799 01:03:53,464 --> 01:03:57,394 It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic. 800 01:03:57,464 --> 01:04:01,165 Doesn't sound free to me. 801 01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:03,904 I suppose you want me to pay for it. 802 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,965 Half, okay? And a ride to the clinic. 803 01:04:07,046 --> 01:04:09,516 Seventy-five dollars and a ride. 804 01:04:11,016 --> 01:04:12,576 Okay. 805 01:04:13,756 --> 01:04:16,916 Okay. Thanks. 806 01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:20,998 Thank you. 807 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:24,027 God. 808 01:04:25,727 --> 01:04:28,668 Rick, I need that $50 you owe me. 809 01:04:28,738 --> 01:04:33,269 - Don't have it. - I know times are tight, but I really need it. 810 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:37,509 - Don't have it now. - When you needed the tickets, I got 'em for you. 811 01:04:37,579 --> 01:04:39,950 So close to stage you probably scared the band. 812 01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:42,450 I'm not the Bank of America. 813 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,580 I know you're not the Bank of America, but I need my $50. 814 01:04:45,650 --> 01:04:49,420 - How about Thursday? - Thursday's too late. I need it tonight. 815 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:52,052 Can't give you what I don't have. 816 01:04:52,132 --> 01:04:56,831 Just forget about it. I'll get it from you Thursday, okay? 817 01:04:56,901 --> 01:04:59,302 All right. See ya. 818 01:05:33,745 --> 01:05:35,607 Is Mike there? This is Stacy. 819 01:05:35,677 --> 01:05:37,707 Hold on, please. 820 01:05:39,177 --> 01:05:42,118 Stacy, he says he's helping his father in the garage. 821 01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,617 He'll call you later. 822 01:05:47,057 --> 01:05:48,748 Brad! 823 01:05:48,828 --> 01:05:51,189 Wait a second. 824 01:05:54,329 --> 01:05:57,059 - Yeah, this is it. We're just going bowling. - Okay. 825 01:05:57,139 --> 01:05:59,069 - Thanks a lot. - See you later. 826 01:05:59,139 --> 01:06:01,070 Okay. 827 01:06:15,091 --> 01:06:18,892 - How we doing in here? Debbie, you ready to leave? - Yes. Thank you. 828 01:06:20,293 --> 01:06:22,952 Stacy, I can't let you go unless you have a ride home. 829 01:06:23,032 --> 01:06:28,473 - Oh. I told my boyfriend to meet me downstairs. - Okay. 830 01:06:28,533 --> 01:06:30,523 Thanks. 831 01:06:39,515 --> 01:06:41,545 Brad. 832 01:06:45,225 --> 01:06:47,655 Since when do you go bowling anyway? 833 01:06:47,725 --> 01:06:50,957 Okay, Brad. Please don't tell Mom and Dad. 834 01:06:51,027 --> 01:06:54,296 Come on! Who did it? 835 01:06:58,737 --> 01:07:01,677 You're not gonna tell me, are you? 836 01:07:04,848 --> 01:07:08,649 Okay. It'll just be your secret. 837 01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:10,649 Okay. 838 01:07:10,719 --> 01:07:14,048 - You all right? - Yeah. 839 01:07:14,118 --> 01:07:16,179 Come on. 840 01:07:17,959 --> 01:07:20,550 - You hungry? - Yeah. 841 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,131 I told you to tell Mike to pay for it. Why didn't you tell him? 842 01:07:28,201 --> 01:07:30,571 Linda, he didn't show up. 843 01:07:30,641 --> 01:07:32,370 That little prick! 844 01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,412 I called his house. 845 01:07:35,482 --> 01:07:39,973 His mother told me he was in the garage helping his father. 846 01:07:40,053 --> 01:07:42,982 Mike Damone's a no-brain little prick, Stacy. 847 01:07:43,052 --> 01:07:45,022 I'm not gonna let him get away with this. 848 01:07:45,092 --> 01:07:50,354 Linda, please don't do anything. I don't even like the guy. 849 01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:54,734 Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick! 850 01:08:23,898 --> 01:08:26,958 Hi, Mikey! 851 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,449 Hi, Damone. 852 01:08:52,431 --> 01:08:55,832 Damone, what went on between you and Stacy? 853 01:08:55,902 --> 01:09:00,002 Let me tell you something. Sometimes girls go haywire. 854 01:09:00,072 --> 01:09:04,372 It happened a month ago. I've been trying to think of a way to tell you ever since. 855 01:09:04,442 --> 01:09:08,314 We were out... messin' around, and something happened. 856 01:09:08,384 --> 01:09:11,183 It's over. It's no big deal. 857 01:09:11,253 --> 01:09:14,184 I never even called her again. 858 01:09:17,224 --> 01:09:19,694 If you ask me, she's a very aggressive girl. 859 01:09:19,765 --> 01:09:22,595 - Do you understand? - No, I don't understand. 860 01:09:22,665 --> 01:09:27,036 - She never really was your girlfriend. - Fuck you, Damone. 861 01:09:27,106 --> 01:09:31,635 There are a lot of girls out there, and you have to mess around with Stacy? 862 01:09:31,705 --> 01:09:34,236 What do you gotta prove, anyway? 863 01:09:35,147 --> 01:09:37,077 I'm sorry. 864 01:09:37,147 --> 01:09:39,778 I always stick up for you. 865 01:09:39,848 --> 01:09:44,087 Whenever people say, "That Damone, he's a loudmouth," and they say that a lot, 866 01:09:44,157 --> 01:09:46,918 I always say, "Hey, you just don't know Damone." 867 01:09:46,998 --> 01:09:50,858 When they call you an idiot, I say, "Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him." 868 01:09:50,928 --> 01:09:55,699 Well, you know something, man? Maybe they do know you pretty good. 869 01:09:55,769 --> 01:09:57,900 Maybe I'm just finding out now. 870 01:09:57,970 --> 01:09:59,909 Get lost. 871 01:10:03,179 --> 01:10:05,111 You want to do something about it, Rat? 872 01:10:05,181 --> 01:10:08,011 You want to do something about it? Come on. 873 01:10:08,081 --> 01:10:10,281 - Come on, you wuss! - Okay. Let's go, man. 874 01:10:10,351 --> 01:10:13,011 - I'll break your fuckin' head off. - Do something, man. 875 01:10:13,091 --> 01:10:16,652 - A big talker, man! - Knock this crap off! 876 01:10:16,732 --> 01:10:19,062 Take it somewhere else. 877 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,792 Not in my gym, buddy. 878 01:10:26,173 --> 01:10:29,693 Shit. 879 01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:37,585 Woke up in a great mood. I don't know what the hell happened. 880 01:10:39,814 --> 01:10:42,375 Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. 881 01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:47,625 Today we're going to explore how this hospital preserves human life. 882 01:10:47,695 --> 01:10:52,026 We'll be visiting every floor where these fine doctors and nurses... 883 01:10:52,096 --> 01:10:55,797 take care of us in life... and in death. 884 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:07,039 Over 30 children are delivered here each day. 885 01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:09,478 Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station. 886 01:11:09,548 --> 01:11:12,278 - Good morning, Doctor. - Hi. 887 01:11:12,358 --> 01:11:14,289 Class, this is Dr. Miller. 888 01:11:14,359 --> 01:11:17,419 He'll be joining us for the last part of our tour today. 889 01:11:17,499 --> 01:11:20,260 If you guys will follow me, please. 890 01:11:22,270 --> 01:11:25,200 I'd like to ask you one last time. 891 01:11:25,270 --> 01:11:29,000 Conduct yourselves with the utmost maturity. 892 01:11:33,681 --> 01:11:36,702 - You in my class? - I am today. 893 01:11:45,523 --> 01:11:47,553 - Yes, Greg? - Who are these guys? 894 01:11:47,633 --> 01:11:50,063 Most of them are derelicts. 895 01:11:50,133 --> 01:11:53,154 They sold their bodies to medicine for money. 896 01:11:53,234 --> 01:11:56,675 - About $30, I think? - Twenty-five. 897 01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:59,004 Righteous bucks! 898 01:11:59,074 --> 01:12:01,404 This gentleman here is named Arthur. 899 01:12:01,474 --> 01:12:04,776 Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure. 900 01:12:04,846 --> 01:12:08,805 We are fortunate today to view his body... 901 01:12:08,885 --> 01:12:11,376 in its pristine state. 902 01:12:15,527 --> 01:12:17,897 Here an incision has been made. 903 01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:20,027 The ribs have been sawed off, 904 01:12:20,097 --> 01:12:24,968 allowing us to remove the breastplate... 905 01:12:25,038 --> 01:12:29,568 and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state. 906 01:12:29,638 --> 01:12:31,768 Here we have the human lungs. 907 01:12:32,578 --> 01:12:35,610 And here is the human heart which, you can see, 908 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:39,979 is actually located in the center of your chest. 909 01:12:40,049 --> 01:12:42,520 Ohh! Gnarly! 910 01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:54,732 Are you okay? 911 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:57,202 Yeah. I'm fine. 912 01:12:57,272 --> 01:13:00,972 - I just made a jerk out of myself. - No, you didn't. 913 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:03,172 Can't go back in there. 914 01:13:03,242 --> 01:13:07,684 Sure. We'll wait until they come out, and then we'll blend in. 915 01:13:07,753 --> 01:13:10,813 Here they come. 916 01:13:10,893 --> 01:13:12,914 You're so nice. 917 01:14:36,615 --> 01:14:39,915 You should be comin' on pretty soon, dude. How much did you smoke? 918 01:14:39,985 --> 01:14:43,615 This'll be a little demonstration of that. 919 01:14:43,695 --> 01:14:45,625 Listen up. 920 01:14:47,395 --> 01:14:50,096 - What was that? - That was my skull. 921 01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:52,567 - - I'm so wasted! 922 01:14:52,707 --> 01:14:55,267 Oh, man! 923 01:14:55,337 --> 01:14:58,537 What is this stuff? 924 01:14:58,607 --> 01:15:00,877 Doesn't that stuff cause brain damage? 925 01:15:00,947 --> 01:15:04,979 - Only if you take it every day for a month. - Bitchin'! 926 01:15:05,049 --> 01:15:09,218 - Dude, I'll pick you up in the van and go to the dance. - Later. 927 01:15:09,288 --> 01:15:12,049 Jeff, you have company. 928 01:15:12,129 --> 01:15:16,059 Get out of here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock. 929 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,891 That's better. Entre. 930 01:15:25,811 --> 01:15:27,830 Mr. Hand! 931 01:15:27,910 --> 01:15:31,641 Well, were you going somewhere tonight, Jeff? 932 01:15:31,711 --> 01:15:33,741 Yeah. The graduation dance. 933 01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,013 It's the last school fiesta of the year. 934 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:38,922 Hmm. I'm afraid we've got some business to discuss here. 935 01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:42,083 Did I do something wrong, Mr. Hand? 936 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:46,422 According to my calculations, Mr. Spicoli, 937 01:15:46,492 --> 01:15:51,524 you wasted a total of, uh, eight hours of my time this year. 938 01:15:51,604 --> 01:15:55,934 And rest assured, that is a kind estimate. 939 01:15:56,004 --> 01:16:00,174 Now I have the unique pleasure of squaring our account. 940 01:16:00,244 --> 01:16:05,516 Tonight you and I are going to talk in great detail about the Davis Agreement, 941 01:16:05,586 --> 01:16:10,286 all the associated treaties, and the American Revolution in particular. 942 01:16:10,356 --> 01:16:15,227 If you can turn to page 47 of Land of Truth and Liberty. 943 01:16:15,297 --> 01:16:19,567 Oh, I left that book in my locker, Mr. Hand. 944 01:16:19,638 --> 01:16:23,868 In that case, I'm glad I remembered to bring an extra copy... just for you. 945 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:08,353 Look, Mark. 946 01:17:08,423 --> 01:17:12,364 I want to apologize for everything that's happened. 947 01:17:12,424 --> 01:17:14,454 I'm really sorry. 948 01:17:14,534 --> 01:17:16,584 A guy just doesn't do that to a buddy. 949 01:17:16,664 --> 01:17:18,694 I understand. You can't help it. 950 01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:21,065 You're just lewd, crude and obnoxious. 951 01:17:21,135 --> 01:17:24,536 - I can deal with that. - Excuse me. 952 01:17:29,376 --> 01:17:31,606 Are we still friends? 953 01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:35,417 - Huh? - Okay. 954 01:17:35,487 --> 01:17:37,417 All right. 955 01:17:37,757 --> 01:17:41,128 What Jefferson was saying was, "Hey! 956 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:44,358 "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus. 957 01:17:44,428 --> 01:17:48,328 "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves... pronto, 958 01:17:48,398 --> 01:17:50,999 we'll just be bogus too." 959 01:17:52,809 --> 01:17:54,869 Very close, Jeff. 960 01:17:57,279 --> 01:18:00,150 I think I've made my point with you tonight. 961 01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:04,340 Do you have a guy like me in class every year? 962 01:18:04,421 --> 01:18:07,251 You know, a guy who you make an example of? 963 01:18:07,321 --> 01:18:10,761 - You'll find out next year. - No way! 964 01:18:10,831 --> 01:18:14,691 As soon as I cruise history, I'm not coming near your side of the building. 965 01:18:14,761 --> 01:18:17,891 - "Cruise history"? - Soon as I pass your class. 966 01:18:17,971 --> 01:18:20,993 Ooh. If you pass. 967 01:18:21,073 --> 01:18:23,473 You're gonna flunk me? 968 01:18:23,543 --> 01:18:27,003 Don't worry, Spicoli. You'll probably squeak by. 969 01:18:27,073 --> 01:18:30,103 Yeah! Aloha, Mr. Hand. 970 01:18:33,214 --> 01:18:35,384 Aloha, Spicoli. 971 01:18:42,965 --> 01:18:45,955 Honey, these are my two star students. 972 01:18:46,035 --> 01:18:48,725 Boys, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Vargas. 973 01:18:48,805 --> 01:18:50,737 Hi. 974 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,918 Summer! Yea! 975 01:19:04,988 --> 01:19:07,618 Totally! 976 01:19:10,429 --> 01:19:12,359 I wrote him a letter. 977 01:19:12,429 --> 01:19:15,869 Tell me what you think. "Dear Doug. 978 01:19:15,929 --> 01:19:18,159 "I received your message that you weren't coming to my graduation. 979 01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:22,071 "Doug, this is not the kind of thing that occurs between adults. 980 01:19:22,141 --> 01:19:27,010 "Maybe you've found someone new, someone more mature. 981 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:31,141 "But if you ask me, Doug, you're the one being childish. 982 01:19:31,221 --> 01:19:34,842 "Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna sit around and wait for you, forget it. 983 01:19:34,922 --> 01:19:38,292 - Sincerely, Linda." What do you think? - Uh... 984 01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:40,293 I have another version where I call him an asshole. 985 01:19:40,363 --> 01:19:42,763 No, that one's better. It's more... 986 01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:44,762 - Mature? - Yeah. 987 01:19:44,832 --> 01:19:47,233 - I don't have to sink to his level. - Yeah. 988 01:19:47,303 --> 01:19:49,934 - I can go out with anyone I want, practically. - That's right. 989 01:19:50,004 --> 01:19:53,904 Yeah. Thanks for cheering me up. 990 01:19:55,274 --> 01:19:57,764 Come on. 991 01:20:01,415 --> 01:20:04,545 Hey, dude! I know that song. 992 01:20:15,866 --> 01:20:17,837 Hey, I'm not. I'm not. 993 01:20:23,808 --> 01:20:25,748 Hey, come on down from there. 994 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:06,323 Linda, I finally figured it out. 995 01:21:06,393 --> 01:21:10,694 I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex. 996 01:21:10,764 --> 01:21:14,294 - What do you want? - I want a relationship. 997 01:21:14,364 --> 01:21:18,804 - I want romance. - You want romance? 998 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:22,895 In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, and you want romance. 999 01:21:25,275 --> 01:21:29,836 Another summer at Perry's. I can't. I swear. 1000 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:31,906 It's not that bad. Keep your eyes open. 1001 01:21:31,986 --> 01:21:33,886 There's lots of men around here. 1002 01:22:10,061 --> 01:22:12,031 - How you doin'? - Fine. 1003 01:22:12,101 --> 01:22:14,621 I'm glad you came over... 1004 01:22:14,701 --> 01:22:17,722 'cause I have this picture of me that I wanted to give to you... 1005 01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:21,143 so that you'll remember to call me over the summer. 1006 01:22:21,213 --> 01:22:25,013 I don't know. I'm going to be traveling a lot this summer and I'm not sure... 1007 01:22:30,454 --> 01:22:33,813 I'll give you a call sometime. 1008 01:22:33,883 --> 01:22:36,885 - That'd be great. - Stacy! 1009 01:22:57,817 --> 01:23:01,308 - You worked at All-American Burger! - Seven months ago. 1010 01:23:01,387 --> 01:23:04,518 Uh-huh. I knew it. 1011 01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:24,410 Why don't you get a job, Spicoli? 1012 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:27,541 - What for? - You need money. 1013 01:23:27,621 --> 01:23:31,641 All I need are some tasty waves, 1014 01:23:31,721 --> 01:23:33,911 a cool buzz, and I'm fine. 1015 01:23:35,992 --> 01:23:38,323 Thanks. Can I use your bathroom? 1016 01:23:40,033 --> 01:23:41,962 Yeah, go ahead. 1017 01:23:42,032 --> 01:23:45,063 - It's the first door on the left. - Like up this ramp? 1018 01:23:45,133 --> 01:23:49,033 First door on the left. 1019 01:23:54,814 --> 01:23:57,075 Money, and I want it now. Now! 1020 01:23:57,145 --> 01:23:59,485 - Okay. Okay. Um... - Now! 1021 01:24:00,315 --> 01:24:02,444 What are you doin'? 1022 01:24:02,524 --> 01:24:05,046 The safe! Behind the doughnuts. 1023 01:24:05,126 --> 01:24:07,716 I've been watchin' this place. I know what I'm doin'. 1024 01:24:09,267 --> 01:24:12,426 - Open it up. Open it up! - Okay. 1025 01:24:12,496 --> 01:24:14,196 C'mon! C'mon! 1026 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:18,797 I just started here. They just taught me the procedure and l... 1027 01:24:18,877 --> 01:24:21,137 Let me figure it out. 1028 01:24:21,207 --> 01:24:24,808 - Come on, shit head. Let's go. - Get off my case, motherfucker! 1029 01:24:24,878 --> 01:24:27,108 Hey, no towels, man. 1030 01:24:33,858 --> 01:24:36,290 - I got you, you son of a bitch. - Oh, motherfucker! 1031 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:38,290 There goes your ride home. 1032 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,920 Awesome! Totally awesome! 1033 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,590 All right, Hamilton.