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Whip crack away, whip crack away

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Whip crack away

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Whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

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The Deadwood stage!

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The Deadwood stage!

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The Deadwood stage!

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Oh, the Deadwood stage
Is a-rollin' on over the plains

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With the curtains flappin'
And the driver slappin' the reins

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A beautiful sky

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A wonderful day

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Whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

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Oh, the Deadwood stage
Is a-headin' on over the hills

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Where the Injun arrows
Are thicker than porcupine quills

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Dangerous land

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No time to delay

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So whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

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We're headin' straight for town
Loaded down with a fancy cargo

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Care of Wells and Fargo, Illinois
Boy

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Oh, the Deadwood stage
Is a-comin' on over the crest

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Like a homing pigeon
That's a-hankerin' after its nest

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Twenty-three miles

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We've covered today

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So whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

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The wheels go turnin' round, homeward bound
Can't you hear them humming

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Happy times are coming for to stay Hey

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We'll be home tonight
By the light of the silvery moon

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And my heads a-thumpin'
Like a mandolin a-plunking a tune

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When I get home

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I'm fixing to stay

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So whip crack away, whip crack-away
Whip crack-away

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Whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

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Here they be, here they be

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How's about a welcome?

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A peaceful sort of welcome for the gang

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Oh, the Deadwood stage
Is finally home again

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Well excuse my stammer
If it ain't Calamity Jane

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Hi, Calam

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- What'd you bring us today?
- New rubber boots?

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- Ten-dollar suits?
- Things to crochet?

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Beads that sparkle like a prism
Snake oil for your rheumatism

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Calico and gingham for the girls

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Gumdrops made in Chicago
Gumdrops just a trifle soggy

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And a genuine string
of artificial pearls

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Here's a hat from Cincinnati

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Same as Adelina Patti
Wore in every famous concert hall

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Cast your eye on Dr. Boer's
Patent-pending hair restorer

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Guaranteed to grow hair
on a billiard ball

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Introducin' Henry Miller

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Just as busy as a fizzy sarsaparilla

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Ain't a showman and he's smarter
Operates the Golden Garter

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Where the cream of Deadwood City
Come to dine

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And I'm glad to say
He's a very good friend of mine

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Hi, Joe
Say, where'd you get them fancy clothes?

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I know
Off some fellow's laundry line

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Hi, Beau
Aren't you the Prairie Rose

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Smelling like a watermelon vine

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Here's a man the sheriff watches

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On his gun
There's more then 27 notches

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On the draw there's no one faster
And you're flirting with disaster

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When Bill Hickok's reputation you malign

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And I'm glad to say he's a very good friend,
Of a friend of mine

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Oh, my throat's as dry
As a desert thistle in May

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In the Golden Garter
Gonna wet my whistle today

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Last to the bar's a three-legged crow

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Set them up, Joe, set them up, Joe
Set them up, Joe

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Drinks on the house, drinks on the house

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Set them up, Joe

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Make mine sarsaparilla.

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It ain't so funny.

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Any excitement on this trip, Calam?

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Excitement.

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Why, I got more arrows in the back of
that coach than a porcupine's got stickers.

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Seemed like the whole Sioux nation.

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- Hey, where is that sarsaparilla?
- Here you are, Calam.

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I'd like a little beer.

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No, please. Don't. Don't!

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Is there a woman in here?

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No, sir. Just Indians.

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Where is my actress?

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Without warning, down they come out
of them hills howling like souls in torment.

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Why, must have been 100 of them.

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It weren't no laughing matter.

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Sure, it wasn't. I'd hate to have
a war party that big on my tail.

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You know, Bill,
except for me, of course...

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you're the only galoot in the world
could've brought that coach in.

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Thanks, Calam.

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Of course, it called
for some mighty rapid shooting.

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My gun got so hot, I had to sit
with my legs stretched out...

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holding the muzzle of my gun
between my feet to keep it from curling up.

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Yeah, I must have killed about 30 of them
painted varmints before they got discouraged.

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I've got to see to the horses.

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How many of them injuns
you reckon I shot, Rattlesnake?

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About 30, I reckon, Calam.

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That's better. Next time I tell a story,
keep your hands in your pockets...

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you toothless old buffalo.

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Come and get them.

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Who wants cigarettes? Just came in
on the stage. A dollar a pack.

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Look at them, snapping for them
cigarettes like a bunch of silk-gloved dudes.

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- Another dying Robert E. Lee.
- I got General Grant.

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- Queen Victoria.
- Carnsarn boat again.

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- Yippee! I got her. I got her.
- Let's see it.

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I'll give you $5 for it.

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I wouldn't take 50,
because I'm keeping her close to my heart.

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- What you suppose is getting into them?
- It's Adelaid, Calam. Adelaid.

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What's an Adelaid?

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She's a hope. A dream. A vision.

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You see her carved on the prow
of an ancient ship...

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in the dying embers of the camp fire.

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Circe, Aphrodite, Helen of Troy.
In this case, it's Adelaid Adams.

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You mean,
all that in a pack of cigarettes?

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Beautiful, ain't she?

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She ain't got nothing
on but her underwear.

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Them's tights, Calam.

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She's a great actress, so they tell me.

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She's charming, lovely figure,
everything that a woman ought to be.

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Looks like a fat, frilled-up side
of undressed beef to me.

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I could look the same.
Except I got certain ideas about modesty.

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Ain't one man wouldn't ride 100 miles
just for one glimpse of Miss Adams.

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You, maybe.
Some of that scum around here.

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But a gentleman wouldn't look twice
at such a picture.

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Yeah. A gentleman like
Lieutenant Gilmartin for instance?

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Yeah, now that you mention it.
Like Lieutenant Gilmartin.

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You're kind of stuck on him, ain't you?

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Ain't saying until he does.

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Say, where's he been, anyway? I kind of
thought maybe he'd be here to meet the stage.

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Oh, he's on duty at the Fort, I guess.
Last time I saw him was a week ago.

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He came in to buy a pack
of them cigarettes.

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Mr. Miller, please.
Nobody pays any attention to me.

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Why should they?

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Well, Mr. Miller, you're expecting me.
I'm Francis Fryer.

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Where is my actress?

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The one who wrote me the letter
about my ad in the Chicago newspaper?

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I hired her.
She's supposed to be here. Look.

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I'm advertising her.

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Oh. Well, that's me.

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You're her?

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No, I'm not her. You see, I'm...

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Look. "Francis Fryer."

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You're Francis Fryer?
You deceived me. You're fired.

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No, you're not fired.
I've got to have somebody.

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I'm ruined.

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I advertised an actress. When that crowd
sees you tonight, they'll lynch me.

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Go hide in my office.

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Tell us all about it.

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What happened? Who got you?

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Indians. War party.

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There were five of us: Two surveyors
and a lieutenant from the Fort.

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They jumped us at Eagle Pass.

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They killed the surveyors
and the lieutenant.

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- What lieutenant?
- Gilmallin, his name was.

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- They got Danny Gilmartin?
- They got him, all right. The others too.

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The rotten savages!

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How did they get him? Quick?
Clean? In the heart?

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- I reckon. Or in the head.
- Maybe both.

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Don't you know?

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They got him plenty.
They got him quick and fast.

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His horse went down.
He died right where he fell.

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Didn't you go back
and find out for sure?

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Go back? How in blazes could we go back?

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They chased us for 10 miles,
showering us with arrows.

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You left him, didn't you?

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You never went back to see
if he was dead or alive.

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You slab-sided, white-bellied coyotes.

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You left Danny
like I wouldn't leave a hurt dog!

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- Calam, where are you going?
- To get Danny.

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Let's go!

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- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Just untie me.

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Get on that horse.

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Why do we have to ride the same horse?
We could've grabbed an Indian pony.

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It's cozier this way.

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What happened then, Calam?

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I give him a bullet
right between the eyeballs.

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Then me and Danny lit out,
two more of them coming after us.

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I shot them both. Didn't I, Danny?

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- Why... Well... Ahem.
- You killed four of them?

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- That's all there were.
- You're the girl to do it too.

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What's the matter with you?
Don't you believe me?

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Oh, sure.

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Only, with you killing off
them redskins so fast...

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I was wondering why the government
even bothered to send the army.

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Are you calling me a liar again?

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Why don't you ever fix your hair?

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Adelaid Adams! I got her! Look!

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I didn't save you for no other female.

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Gentlemen and... gentlemen.

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In keeping with the policy
of the Golden Garter...

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which strives to bring to Deadwood
the best in entertainment...

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regardless of the expense...

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it is my great pleasure
to present to you now...

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that lovely star, that toast of New York,
Miss Frances Fryer.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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- Come on. Get out there.
- If I go on as a woman, they'll murder me.

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If you don't, they'll murder you.
And me too. Now, get out there.

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- Do you see what I see?
- She ain't very good-looking.

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That ain't all she ain't.

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I've got two wonderful arms

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I've got two wonderful lips

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I'm over 21 and I'm free

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Oh, I've got a hive full of honey

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For the right kind of honey bee

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Psst.

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I'm not the glamorous type

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But I'm the amorous type

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You'll love the way I fit on your knee

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Oh, I've got a hive full of honey

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For the right kind of honey bee

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My daddy owns a rail road

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And my ma is a millionaire

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And besides, I'm an only child

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Do you think you could learn to care?

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If you're the one I adore

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Come on and get it before

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Somebody shakes it down from the tree.

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I've got a hive full of honey

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For the right kind of honey bee

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I got two wonderful arms
I got two wonderful lips

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I'm over 21 and I'm free

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Oh, I've got a hive full of honey

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For the right kind of honey bee

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Miller is in for it now.

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Please, everybody, I can explain.
I may have made a mistake about his gender...

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but not his talent. He's a great actor.

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He's wonderful. If you'd give us a chance.
I'll make it up to you.

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You'll have a good time.

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Gosh, Bill, they're all walking out of here.
This will ruin Millie.

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- Do something.
- Do what?

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Listen to me!

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Listen to me, you mangy groundhogs.

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This ain't no way to treat Millie.
You wouldn't have a theater without him.

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Can't a man make a mistake in this town?

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We ain't suckers. He promised us
a New York actress. Look what we got!

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Yeah!

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- You got what he got!
- We don't want it. No, we don't want it!

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Wait a minute!

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He knows how disappointed you are.
Give him a chance and he'll make it up.

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- Won't you, Millie?
- Sure. Anything.

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00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,323
He fooled us once,
and he'll fool us again.

240
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,443
Millie won't do nothing for us.

241
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:43,374
He will. He'll get you an actress prettier
than the one you expected.

242
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:47,124
- Why, he's written for her already.
- What actress? Who's he going to get?

243
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,257
A big one. A plumb big one.

244
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,009
Who, Calam? Tell us who.

245
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,347
We'd like to know who she is.

246
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,433
Adelaid Adams, that's who!

247
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,106
It sounds too good to be true,
but it better be.

248
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,191
You've got Calamity Jane's word on it.

249
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,612
Get back to your tables, you coyotes.
Enjoy the show!

250
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,783
I'll make this all up to you.

251
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:23,456
Mr. Miller, Adelaid Adams is in Chicago.
She wouldn't be caught dead in this town.

252
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,334
I think I'll take a long walk
off a short precipice.

253
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,590
Look, I figure...

254
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,977
My death warrant, she signed.
Adelaid Adams.

255
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,230
If you'd only promised them
any other actress.

256
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:53,061
- I don't know no other actress.
- That's why they call her "Calamity."

257
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,571
Listen, you two-bit gambler...

258
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:59,696
I didn't see you come up with an idea
when the chips were down.

259
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:05,748
At least you've still got a theater.
What stops you getting this Adelaid?

260
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:09,794
This joint's the biggest goldmine
in Deadwood. You can afford it.

261
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,589
- Why don't you send for her?
- Why don't I send for the Queen of Sheba?

262
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,007
Yeah.

263
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,586
No good. They want Adelaid.

264
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,098
Look, nothing is impossible
for Calamity.

265
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,472
Didn't she save the stage
from 100 savage injuns?

266
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:29,980
Didn't she rescue her pretty lieutenant
from a fate worse than death?

267
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,356
Besides, she gave the boys her word
that Adelaid would be here.

268
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,566
Calamity's word is sacred.

269
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,695
Bill.

270
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,874
- You really have that much faith in me?
- Who knows you better than me?

271
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,628
You think I could go to Chicago
and bring Adelaid Adams back here?

272
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,172
You gave your word, and I trust that.

273
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,427
About as much as I do a blind rattlesnake
with a brand new button on his tail.

274
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,180
Hey, wait a minute.

275
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,393
- Aw, you no good four-flushing...
- You talk too much.

276
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,854
In the summer you're the winter

277
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,440
In the finger you're the splinter

278
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,608
In the banquet you're the stew

279
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,570
Say, I could do without you

280
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,072
In the garden you're the gopher

281
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,825
In the Levi's you're the loafer

282
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,952
Like an overturned canoe

283
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,913
Well, I can do without you

284
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,541
You can go to Philadelphia

285
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,877
Take a hack to Hackensack

286
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,796
Hey, I'll never ring a bell for you

287
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,964
Or yell for you to come back

288
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,926
In the question you're the why

289
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,429
In the ointment you're the fly

290
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,348
Though I know some things
Are indispensable

291
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,559
Like a buck or two

292
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,436
If there's one thing I can do without

293
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,264
I can do without you

294
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,694
In the barrel, you're a pickle

295
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,322
In the goldmine, you're a nickel

296
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,574
You're the tack inside my shoe

297
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,577
Yes, I can do without you

298
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,079
In my bosom you're a dagger

299
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,665
You're a mangy carpetbagger

300
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:15,002
In the theater you're the boo

301
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,879
I can do without you

302
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,423
You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me

303
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,718
You've a face no one would paint

304
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,720
I got the darndest itch in me

305
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,181
To be wherever you ain't

306
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,475
In the bullfrog, you're the croak

307
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,561
In the forest, poison oak

308
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,064
Though I know some things are necessary

309
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,608
My half-pint buckaroo

310
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,361
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without...

311
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,154
- You're a knothead
- You're a faker

312
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,607
- You're a bonehead
- Troublemaker

313
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,569
I can do without you

314
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,295
Oh, Calam.

315
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:02,967
The night Adelaid steps on that stage,
I'll come dressed as a Sioux squaw...

316
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,260
lugging a papoose.

317
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:12,101
I'll bring her, Bill Hickok, if I have to
drag her back with my teeth!

318
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,650
Look out, Adelaid Adams. Rattlesnake!

319
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,820
Salary's no object.
Promise her anything, but bring her.

320
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,197
I've got the cigarette picture,
I'll find her.

321
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,324
- Calam, do me a favor.
- What?

322
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:31,287
When you're in Chicago, notice the
women, how they act and what they wear.

323
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:34,123
Get yourself
some female clothes and fixings.

324
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,702
You know, dresses, ribbons,
perfume, things like that.

325
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,627
- If you don't like how I smell...
- It's nothing personal.

326
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,552
If you ever crawled out of that deer hide
and dolled up a bit...

327
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,551
I got a hunch
you'd be a passable, pretty gal.

328
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:55,394
Well, save your hunches for females who get
their pictures taken in long underwear.

329
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,187
I ain't one of them.

330
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,940
- Come on. Get this schooner rolling.
- Hyah!

331
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,888
Scalps.

332
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:18,136
A massacre.

333
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,942
Drop it, you murdering copperhead.

334
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,700
I'll be hornswoggled.

335
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:58,767
When you turn to the subject of Harry

336
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:02,312
That's a horse from a different safari

337
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,940
He can box like a fox

338
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,693
He's as dumb as an ox

339
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:11,030
But it's Harry I'm planning to marry

340
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,324
Yes, it's Harry she's plannin' to marry

341
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:19,496
My heart's twined around his suspenders

342
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:25,586
He's the one that I truly adore

343
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:31,300
I'm numb, I succumb when he renders

344
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,303
The face on the bar room floor

345
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,806
When he flexes his muscles, I flutter

346
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:41,727
Like a butterfly caught in a shutter

347
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,897
When he calls me his mate

348
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:50,152
I just disintegrate

349
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,945
Since the world first began

350
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,655
Since the world first began

351
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,324
Never been such a man

352
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,117
Never been such a man

353
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,660
Who could love like he can

354
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:04,333
So it's Harry I'm planning to marry

355
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,395
They love you, Miss Adams.

356
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,065
Shouldn't you take another bow?
It's your last night.

357
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,108
I'm gratefully aware of that.

358
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,739
See that the trunks are packed,
and my costumes...

359
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:39,034
Get rid of those awful things.
Sell them or do something.

360
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,953
I'll make you a present of them.

361
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:45,666
I'll buy a whole new wardrobe.
London, Vienna, Paris.

362
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,585
How different
from this primitive Chicago.

363
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:51,213
These past few weeks
have been a dreadful bore.

364
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:55,338
How can you say that, Miss Adams?
They have been glorious.

365
00:28:55,901 --> 00:29:01,515
If I could be on the stage for one minute,
to see all those people looking up at me...

366
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,888
listening, admiring...

367
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,600
Like looking into the pens
at the stockyards.

368
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,900
Hurry up, Katie.
We mustn't keep Mr. Kingsley waiting.

369
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,653
Maybe some day I will be on the stage.

370
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,282
Not a grand, beautiful star
like you, Miss Adams.

371
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:22,661
Just to sing a song maybe.
I can dance and sing a little.

372
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:27,332
Of course you can. I've heard you.
Very nice for choirs and weddings, but...

373
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,878
I doubt that your voice would
ever carry beyond the footlights.

374
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,839
There, now. How do I look?

375
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,300
Beautiful, Miss Adams. Just beautiful.

376
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,639
Even if I never sang alone,
if I were only in the chorus...

377
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,726
couldn't you suggest it
to somebody sometime?

378
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,188
You're not serious, Katie. Not really?

379
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,815
My dear,
it isn't just your voice, it's...

380
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,939
You other equipment is hardly adequate.

381
00:29:55,294 --> 00:30:01,026
Oh. Cheer up. Maybe I'll send for you
when I get to Paris. All right?

382
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,487
Good night, darling.

383
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,956
Good night.

384
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,500
When you turn to the subject of Harry

385
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,170
That's a horse from a different safari

386
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,506
He can box like a fox

387
00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:00,259
He's as dumb as an ox

388
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:04,054
But it's Harry I'm planning to marry

389
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:11,061
My heart's twined around his suspenders

390
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:15,983
He's the one that I truly adore

391
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:20,612
I'm numb, I succumb when he renders

392
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,735
The face on the bar room floor

393
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:27,869
When he flexes his muscles, I flutter

394
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:31,456
Like a butterfly caught in a shutter

395
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,208
When he calls me his...

396
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,166
What is it, ma'am? Where's the varmint?

397
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,545
Who are you?

398
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:45,762
Oh. My name is Canary, Miss Adams,
most folks call me Calamity.

399
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,683
I came from Deadwood City to see you
and talk you into going back with me.

400
00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:55,355
Gosh almighty, you're the prettiest
thing I've ever seen.

401
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,359
I've never known a woman
could look like that.

402
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,774
Say.

403
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,740
- How do you hold that dress up there?
- Please.

404
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,660
- I have to change clothes. Do you mind?
- Helping you? Why, sure.

405
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,621
I've plugged men for less than that.

406
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,708
If you don't get out of here
this instant, Mr. Canary...

407
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,252
or Mr. Calamity,
or whatever your name is...

408
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,628
Mister?

409
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,796
Why, I ain't no mister.

410
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:26,511
- You're a woman?
- Of course, I'm a woman.

411
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,305
You thought I was a man?

412
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,939
Come to think of it,
that ain't so funny.

413
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,404
I'm sorry. But those clothes,
the gun and everything.

414
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:48,529
I reckon I do look a mite strange
to a lady like you.

415
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,078
I guess I ain't much to look at.

416
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:55,203
But there ain't a woman I can't
out-ride or out-shoot or...

417
00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:00,287
Everybody can't have a figure
like Adelaid Adams.

418
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,672
That's a matter of opinion.

419
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:06,385
In the opinion of Deadwood City,
there ain't no other opinion.

420
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,383
Now, let's get down to business.

421
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,595
I'd like to hire you
to come and sing in Deadwood.

422
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,847
Me?

423
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:21,400
I got a lot of nerve asking you, I know.
Deadwood City ain't no Chicago...

424
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,445
and the Golden Garter
ain't no grand theater like this one...

425
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:29,400
but they want you mighty bad,
and I promised them you'd come.

426
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,327
Name your own salary.

427
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:37,033
Well, the salary isn't important.
It's just...

428
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:38,958
Me?

429
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:44,005
Every prospector in the territory
is chewing himself sick with tobacco...

430
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,832
just to get a picture of you.

431
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,345
Tell Deadwood, Miss Adams is sorry,
but she's going to Europe.

432
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:56,685
Don't you reckon you could put that off
until after you played Deadwood?

433
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,354
Sure, I could, but...

434
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,228
Maybe I could.

435
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,395
It's ridiculous. I couldn't.

436
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,199
Is this the only picture
they have of me in Deadwood?

437
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,494
- The cigarette picture?
- I reckon so, ma'am.

438
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,122
Where is Deadwood?

439
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,666
Dakota Territory.
Out in the Black Hills.

440
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:21,877
- Indians?
- Sioux tribe.

441
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:25,338
But you needn't worry about Injuns
when you travel with Calamity Jane.

442
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,710
Do trains go there?

443
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,885
Well, not for the last 100 miles.

444
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,262
- But the stage is comfortable.
- No telegraph?

445
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:33,509
No.

446
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,558
If you want to send a letter,
there's a dispatcher...

447
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:41,188
If I refused, you'd poke that gun in my
back and march me to the rail road station.

448
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:45,859
- Well, now...
- I'm at your mercy. Come help me pack.

449
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,033
I got a strange feeling
someone is being hustled.

450
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,224
Hyah! Hyah!

451
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,249
Come on, you redskin naked heathens!

452
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,835
Run up here and get your one-way ticket
to the happy hunting grounds!

453
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:50,506
Come on, catch us! And catch that!

454
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,419
And that!

455
00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,099
Get the steam up in them horses.

456
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,808
Are you comfortable
in there, Miss Adams?

457
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,078
Well, it's all over.

458
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:26,414
I told you you had nothing to worry about.
Not when you're riding with Calamity.

459
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:31,457
Miss Adams, you all right?

460
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,672
Miss Adams.

461
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,850
Calamity's back,
and she brought Adelaid Adams.

462
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:44,144
Adelaid Adams.

463
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:02,912
Quiet! Listen to me!

464
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,957
All right, you mangy pack
of dirt-scratching beetles.

465
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,410
I promised you Adelaid Adams,
and I brought her.

466
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,050
Quiet! Wait a minute!

467
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:20,507
Everybody stand back.
Let's give her a real Deadwood welcome.

468
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,188
Throw them bags down, Rattlesnake.

469
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,068
- Your servant, ma'am, Bill Hickok.
- Wild Bill Hickok?

470
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,487
If I am, you could tame me, ma'am.

471
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,615
Lieutenant Daniel Gilmartin, Miss Adams.
Yours to command.

472
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,158
Thank you.

473
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,368
This way, Miss Adams.

474
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:54,172
Miss Adams, you are here.
I'm unworthy. My theater is unworthy.

475
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,966
But you're a true artist. You are here.

476
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,843
Yes, I'm here.

477
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:04,474
Oh, Miss Adams, permit me to introduce
a fellow thespian, also from the East.

478
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,184
Mr. Francis Fryer.

479
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,603
How do you do, Mr. Fryer?

480
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,648
Fryer. Don't I know you from somewhere?

481
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,651
We played St. Louis
the same week last year.

482
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:19,781
At... different theaters, of course.

483
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,988
How nice to see you again.

484
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,662
Shall we go inside, Miss Adams?

485
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:29,958
Calam, you did it.
I could shoot myself with happiness.

486
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,001
Maybe I should shoot myself
for bringing her.

487
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,010
Now, Miss Adams,
I'll show you to your room.

488
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,805
Finest room in the house.
Had it specially decorated.

489
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,848
Oh, thank you.

490
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,062
Gentlemen.

491
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:03,116
- Congratulations, Calamity.
- Only Calamity could do it!

492
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,286
I bet if she went after Sitting Bull
she'd bring him back, too.

493
00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:08,830
Did you see the show?
Did you see Miss Adams work?

494
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,953
What is it like in the big city?

495
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:15,170
Boys, Chicago's the biggest
noise in Illinois!

496
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,872
Listen.

497
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,759
I just blew in from the windy city

498
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,927
The windy city is mighty purty

499
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:28,141
But they ain't got what we got
No sirree

500
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,685
They got shacks up to seven stories

501
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,937
Never see any morning glories

502
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:36,024
But a step from our doorway

503
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,851
We got them for free

504
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,820
They've got those minstrel shows

505
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,239
Purty ladies in the big chapeaus

506
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,825
Private lawns, public parks

507
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,369
For the sake of civic virtue

508
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:52,916
They've got fountains
there that squirt you

509
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,585
I just blew in from the windy city

510
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,879
The windy city is mighty purty

511
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:01,090
But they ain't got what we got

512
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,176
I'm telling you, boys

513
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:08,306
We got more life in Deadwood city
Than in all of Illinois

514
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,600
On the street was a dancin' fellow

515
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,977
All dressed up in a suit of yellow

516
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:16,147
And the dance that he did there

517
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,941
Went somethin' like this

518
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,445
Whistle

519
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,240
More

520
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,952
You should've seen me a-window shopping

521
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,204
A-window shopping with eyes a-poppin'

522
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:18,001
At the sights that you see there
Yes, sirree

523
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,045
Press a bell and a moment later

524
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,256
Up you go in an elevator

525
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:28,553
Just as fast as
a polecat a-climbin' a tree

526
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,055
I heard claim hundreds came

527
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,641
To a thing they calla baseball game

528
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,060
Cigar stores, revolving doors

529
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,855
Men wear sideburns and they ought to

530
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:44,357
Because a haircut costs a quarter

531
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,030
I just blew in from the windy city

532
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,324
The windy city is mighty purty

533
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:52,535
But they ain't got what we got

534
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,621
I'm tellin' you, boys

535
00:41:54,721 --> 00:42:01,830
I ain't a-swappin' half of Deadwood
For the whole of Illinois

536
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,717
Hurry up. This isn't just any night.

537
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,887
This is Adelaid Adams' night.
Hear that crowd!

538
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:15,975
Billy, you've got to know.
I've got to tell you. That girl, she's...

539
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,810
Oh, never mind.

540
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:21,514
Millie, that Adelaid Adams, she isn't...
I mean, she's...

541
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,068
What's the use if she is or if she isn't?
She's got to be.

542
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:29,280
Because if she isn't, that crowd...
We'll all be...

543
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,450
I'll have two fast horses
waiting at the stage entrance.

544
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,870
Why? I'm not going anywhere.

545
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,706
Actors are crazy people.

546
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,959
Scared, aren't you, Katie Brown?

547
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,912
You thought it was smart
posing as Adelaid Adams.

548
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:48,792
Like to run like mad, wouldn't you?
Catch a train, get out of this crazy town.

549
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:53,471
But you can't. You're trapped.
There is no train.

550
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,808
Oh, clever, clever you.

551
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:02,806
- Five minutes, Miss Adams.
- I'll be ready.

552
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:08,608
Five minutes, and look at you.
You haven't even got a face.

553
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,236
Gentlemen and... gentlemen.

554
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,291
The great moment has finally arrived.

555
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:36,723
There are no words to describe the beauty
of the lady you are about to meet.

556
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:40,977
No melody as sweet as the voice
you are about to hear.

557
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,369
Gosh almighty, it's Bill Hickok!

558
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,042
Ain't he gorgeous?

559
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,210
Wild Bill Hickok,
sweetheart of the Sioux!

560
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:16,379
Where are the rest of your kids,
Pocahontas?

561
00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:20,300
Here, take him.

562
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:24,600
Thanks. Everybody get out of here.

563
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:29,142
All right. That's enough, do you hear?

564
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,988
Bill Hickok!
The funniest sight I've ever seen.

565
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:44,415
Calamity, please! He's mad.
Don't break up the show!

566
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:48,081
All right, Calam. I paid my debt.

567
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:51,836
The next man that laughs
is going to get his head ventilated.

568
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:06,263
Calam, please! Miss Adams is waiting.

569
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:17,695
The one and only, Miss Adelaid Adams.

570
00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,912
Go on out there
and give them everything, Katie.

571
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,122
Katie?

572
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,009
- She don't look much like her pictures.
- She's prettier.

573
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:43,099
Well, now, if you've got a cutie
Who's a real sweet patootie

574
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,352
Better keep it under your hat

575
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:50,102
Just remember curiosity in fables of old

576
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:51,566
Killed the curious cat

577
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,315
What's the matter with her?
She didn't sing like that in Chicago.

578
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,529
If you love a laddie
Who's a real sugar daddy

579
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:59,778
Better take in the welcoming mat

580
00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:03,494
Remember there's a dozen dolls
For every Dan

581
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,121
You're not the only sweet pea...

582
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,874
Where's your voice, Adelaid?
You leave it in Chicago?

583
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:10,626
So if you wanna know the way
To keep your man

584
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,796
Keep it under your hat

585
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,921
- That's the great Adelaid Adams?
- The poor, foolish kid.

586
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:21,129
Well, now, if you've got cutie
Who's a real sweet patootie...

587
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,431
Your hat

588
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:28,228
Just remember curiosity in fables of old

589
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:32,315
Sing out, Adelaid,
like you did in Chicago!

590
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:36,395
I can't. I'm not Adelaid Adams.

591
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,653
You're not A...?

592
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:49,457
Aw, she's joshing.
Of course she's Adelaid Adams.

593
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:53,377
I brought her myself, didn't I?
I ought to know. Not Adelaid Adams.

594
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:02,720
Don't joke like that, Adelaid.
These galoots ain't got no sense of humor.

595
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,515
It's not a joke. I wish it were.

596
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,772
Please don't be angry with me.
I know I shouldn't have done it, but...

597
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:16,901
Let's get this straight.
You say you're not Adelaid Adams?

598
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,737
No, ma'am. Sir.

599
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,282
I'm Katie Brown.

600
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,701
Katie Brown?

601
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,533
Calamity!

602
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,335
You were Adelaid Adams in Chicago,
in her dressing room.

603
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:37,463
I was her maid.
She gave me her costumes.

604
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:41,964
She was going to Europe,
and I wanted so badly to be on the stage.

605
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,101
- Calamity framed it.
- Yeah, bringing in Adelaide maid-.

606
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,519
She ought to be run out of town.

607
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:57,191
Fellows, listen.
What's Adelaid Adams to us, anyhow?

608
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,402
If this is a double-cross,
all I gotta say...

609
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,651
is you can double-cross me like this
every day of the week.

610
00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:10,204
I didn't know. I thought she was Adelaid.
I'm just as surprised as you are.

611
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:13,157
So help me, Bill, I can't understand.

612
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:20,131
Please don't blame Calamity.
She didn't know. She didn't!

613
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:24,385
I fooled her just as I tried to fool you.
It's all my fault.

614
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,804
I thought I could make you like me.

615
00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:36,309
Listen to me.

616
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:40,184
Listen!

617
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:46,191
Don't let her bull-nose you.
She ain't getting away with it this time.

618
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,455
There, now. That's better.

619
00:48:57,143 --> 00:49:00,167
Ain't you ashamed of yourselves,
treating a lady this way?

620
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,548
All right, so she ain't Adelaid Adams.

621
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,468
She made off she was
because she wanted to be an actress.

622
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:08,721
And she thought maybe
we'd give her that chance.

623
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:13,392
What's wrong with that, anyhow?
We're all here on the same ticket.

624
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,437
You all came here to Deadwood
looking for something...

625
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,480
you couldn't find anywhere else.

626
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:22,477
You're all looking for that pot of gold,
and Katie here ain't no different.

627
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,738
Well, what have you got to say?

628
00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:30,993
Are you going to grouch about a picture,
or are you going to give a real live...

629
00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:34,955
and pretty young lady a chance
to prove she belongs here?

630
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,374
It's up to you.

631
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,544
- As long as she's up there, let her sing.
- All right, give her a chance.

632
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,129
What do we've got to lose?

633
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:49,428
That's all we want to hear.
Let her rip, Katie Brown.

634
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:52,472
Give it all you got. Do it your own way.

635
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,678
Play.

636
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:05,694
Well, now, if you've got a cutie
Who's a real sweet patootie

637
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,864
Better keep it under your hat

638
00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:12,493
Just remember curiosity in fables of old

639
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,036
Killed the curious cat

640
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,832
Supposin' you've got the laddie
Who's a sweet sugar daddy

641
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,960
Better take in the welcoming mat

642
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:24,088
Remember there's a dozen dolls
For every Dan

643
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:27,174
You're not the only sweet pea
In the can

644
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:30,761
So if you wanna know the way
To keep your man

645
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:36,718
Keep it under your hat

646
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:12,761
If you wanna know the way
To keep your man

647
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:15,805
Keep it under your hat

648
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,259
Keep it under your hat

649
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,317
Keep it under your hat

650
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:49,629
She is great. Deadwood doesn't need
no imported actress. We roll our own.

651
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,922
Let me loose!

652
00:51:55,654 --> 00:52:01,352
Let me loose. Quit it, Bill Hickok.
So help me, I'll shoot your ears off.

653
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,396
Quit it, I say. Let me loose.

654
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:07,650
You hear what I say? Let me out of this.

655
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,654
Bill Hickok, I'll get you,
if it's the last thing I do. Let me down.

656
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:15,157
You no-good sneaking sidewinder.
Let me down out of here.

657
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:18,369
Adelaid Adams?
And me in this squaw getup.

658
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,664
You've got the biggest mouth
in the whole Dakota Territory.

659
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,663
You flap-eared varmint, let me down.

660
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:35,553
You dirty, mangy, mole-legged,
miserable son of a slinking coyote!

661
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,380
Let me down out of here!

662
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,427
Flap your wings, Calam, you can fly!

663
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:44,562
Let me down!

664
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,480
I'll get you for this.

665
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,748
Here we go.

666
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:08,669
You're leaving already, Miss Brown?
You only opened last night.

667
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,922
I'm sorry. I was hoping
to get better acquainted.

668
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,717
Getting better acquainted with him
is like making a pet out of a polecat.

669
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,429
I think that would be very nice,
Mr. Hickok.

670
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,639
It ain't likely I'll turn up in Chicago.

671
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:23,601
Chicago? I'm not going to Chicago.

672
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,728
You're not? Where are you going?

673
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:28,647
It ain't none of your business,
squaw man.

674
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:31,317
I'm moving into Calamity's
cabin with her.

675
00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:34,903
- You're what?
- I brought her, and I'm responsible for her.

676
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:37,698
- What's the matter with the hotel?
- Nothing.

677
00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:41,869
There aren't many women in town and Calamity
had the idea we should live together...

678
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:43,746
and sort of chaperone each other.

679
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:47,576
You chaperone Calam? And she...?

680
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,587
Oh, this ought to be interesting.

681
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:54,157
We're mighty glad you approve.

682
00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:58,677
And, Mr. Hickok,
please feel free to drop in any time.

683
00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:00,054
Thank you kindly, ma'am.

684
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,639
Feel it, but don't try it.

685
00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:11,982
- Come on in, Bill, I'll get you a drink.
- No thanks.

686
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:15,152
If I felt any higher, I'd be flying!

687
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,652
Harry, come here.
I want you to do something for me.

688
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:44,098
My heart is higher than a hawk

689
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:47,802
My love is deeper than a well

690
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:51,897
I'm thinkin' in a little while

691
00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:55,852
My love and I'll be doin' very well

692
00:54:57,044 --> 00:55:00,614
An owl is givin' me the eye

693
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:05,327
The wind is blowin' me a kiss

694
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:09,331
I wouldn't be at all surprised

695
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:14,378
If I were only dreamin' all of this

696
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:18,257
And when I strut about like a Sunny Jim

697
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,843
Dressed in yellow and red

698
00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:23,721
Folks'll shout, "Take a look at him

699
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:27,721
He's touched in the head"

700
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:32,354
I said that I would never fall

701
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:36,525
I laughed at others when they fell

702
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:42,281
And here I'm falling

703
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,867
Higher than a hawk

704
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:49,288
And deeper than a well

705
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:57,755
And when we're all rigged out
Like a birthday cake

706
00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,883
Eyes'll pop everywhere

707
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:08,092
Folks'll shout, "Don't you think
they make a wonderful pair?"

708
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:14,688
I said that I would never fall

709
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:19,318
But if you promise not to tell

710
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:25,199
My love for you

711
00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:29,244
Is higher than a hawk

712
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:34,826
And deeper than a well

713
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,058
Ho.

714
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:55,062
Well, there she sets.
Just where I left her.

715
00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:18,877
I won that cabin
from a Kansas fellow in a poker game.

716
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,205
A week before he died of lead poisoning.

717
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:22,965
Bill was in that game.

718
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,969
He lost everything but his fillings.

719
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,556
- Oh. Let me help you down.
- Thank you.

720
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:33,433
Do you dislike Mr. Hickok
as much as you pretend to?

721
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:39,398
Dislike Bill? Me and Bill are thicker
than flies in a Pawnee camp.

722
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:43,648
We're like the seven-year itch
to each other, but it's fun scratching.

723
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:48,194
Yup, that Bill Hickok is about
the best friend I ever had.

724
00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:50,450
Of course, my sparky taste...

725
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:53,829
that kind of runs to blue uniforms
and shiny buttons.

726
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:57,829
- Like second lieutenants wear?
- Like second...

727
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,286
Lieutenants wear.

728
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,889
Make yourself right at home.

729
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,187
Be careful.

730
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:26,528
Yep. You and me will batch it here
as cozy as two bugs in a blanket.

731
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:30,616
Excuse me.

732
00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:32,868
I reckon it needs a little airing
around here.

733
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,704
Ain't used the place much,
it's too lonesome.

734
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:39,078
I like to bunk out in the open
under a wagon or something.

735
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:43,754
I know one thing we'll have plenty of:
Home cooking.

736
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,341
Just hand me a sack of flour
and bacon grease...

737
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,509
Looks like we're out of water.

738
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:53,096
It's right handy though,
I get it from the creek down there.

739
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,549
That's one good thing about this place.

740
00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,895
No, I guess there's nothing
good about it.

741
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,606
I'm sorry, Katie.

742
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:12,700
- Oh, it will be all right, Calam. Fine.
- No, it won't.

743
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:16,153
It ain't fit for a dog,
let alone a lady.

744
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:19,247
I didn't know it till you came in here.

745
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,918
Just like I didn't know how far
from being a lady I was...

746
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:26,042
till I saw you in that dressing room
in Chicago.

747
00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:32,253
What do I know about nice things?
I ain't never had any.

748
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:38,346
Come on,
I'll drive you back to the hotel.

749
00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,186
I'm staying right here.

750
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,188
In this rat's nest?

751
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:49,277
We can fix it. Make it real nice.
All it needs is a woman's touch.

752
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,195
A woman's touch?

753
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,413
A woman's touch

754
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,123
A woman's touch

755
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:04,459
The magic of Aladdin couldn't do as much

756
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,169
She's a wizard, she's a champ

757
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,872
And she doesn't need a lamp

758
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:13,844
A woman's touch can weave a spell

759
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:17,264
The kind of hocus pocus
That she does so well

760
01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:18,932
With the magic of a broom

761
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,931
You can mesmerize a room

762
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,775
With a whisk, whisk here
And a whisk, whisk there

763
01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,318
And a dustpan for the cinders

764
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:33,989
With a rub-rub here and a rub-rub there
You can polish up the windows

765
01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:36,033
Then presto, change-o

766
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:41,371
Suddenly the sun comes shining through

767
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:45,042
- And what does Mr. Sunshine say to you?
- Howdy-do

768
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:48,587
It makes you blink to stop and think

769
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:54,009
A woman and a whisk-broom
Can accomplish so darn much

770
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:59,181
So never underestimate a woman's touch

771
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,144
A woman's touch can quickly fill

772
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:49,648
The empty flower boxes on a window sill

773
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,441
One smile from her and zoom

774
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:54,190
Little buds begin to bloom

775
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,538
A touch of paint

776
01:02:04,638 --> 01:02:06,331
A magic nail

777
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:09,793
Can turn a kitchen chair
into a Chippendale

778
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,503
Even make the lamp appear

779
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:14,582
Like a crystal chandelier

780
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:19,427
With a tack, tack here and a tack, tack there
And a hand around a hammer

781
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:24,224
With a mop, mop here and a mop, mop there
You can give a cabin glamour

782
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:15,734
Then gosh almighty, all at once

783
01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:19,654
The cabin that we knew

784
01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:24,242
Becomes a shining castle built for two

785
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,911
Me and you

786
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:33,335
The pies and cakes a woman bakes

787
01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,587
Can make a fellow tell her

788
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:38,465
That he loves her very much

789
01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:40,258
It can?

790
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:45,259
So never underestimate a woman's touch

791
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:56,900
It's up to me? I'll bet $40.

792
01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:02,989
Howdy, Lieutenant. Care to take a hand?

793
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,863
Not now, thanks. You see...

794
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,073
I'm looking for...

795
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,852
No, not now.

796
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:14,330
It's up to you, Bill. Call or fold?

797
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:18,380
- Where are you going?
- The same place the lieutenant's going.

798
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,753
Only I'm going to be there first.

799
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:27,430
All right, all right, I've got ears.
I'm coming.

800
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:31,017
- I'd like to see Miss Brown.
- You and every other rooster in town.

801
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:34,312
She's not staying here.
She moved in with Calamity.

802
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,391
Maybe I'd better have a sign painted.

803
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,689
With Calamity?

804
01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:11,433
Where are you going, Calam?

805
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:14,311
Herb Potter's got tick fever,
he's at his cabin by himself.

806
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,895
He needs some doing for him.

807
01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:17,272
No shoes?

808
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:19,566
I can't wear shoes across the creek.

809
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,248
Bill.

810
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,500
- Hello, Katie.
- Lieutenant.

811
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,170
Say, that's a right smart harness
you're wearing.

812
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,922
You just keep on getting prettier and...

813
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:50,597
- Here.
- They're very nice. Calamity loves flowers.

814
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,601
- The lieutenant never calls without them.
- Wait.

815
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,223
I brought them for...

816
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,812
Where is Calamity?

817
01:05:57,912 --> 01:06:01,232
Up the hill visiting a sick prospector.
Won't you come in?

818
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:05,437
That's Calam,
just can't resist a distress signal.

819
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:15,747
- This ain't Calam's cabin.
- It sure doesn't look like it.

820
01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:19,042
We fixed it up a little.
Sit down and I'll make you some tea.

821
01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:20,585
It won't take a minute.

822
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:28,214
Say... lieutenant,
don't they need you back at the fort?

823
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,928
They'll manage.

824
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,216
I thought you had a poker game going.

825
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,518
There's always a poker game going.

826
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:40,730
With the Cheyennes on the war path,
folks would feel a heap safer...

827
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:44,526
if you soldiers didn't gallivant around
so much, wasting taxpayer's money.

828
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:50,949
Nice of you to think of the taxpayers,
after the money you cost them in funerals.

829
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,366
Yeah.

830
01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:05,376
Oh, dear.

831
01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:10,468
I'm all out of wood.
I'll have to go out and chop some.

832
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,637
- I'll do it.
- Here, let me.

833
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:16,967
- I hate to trouble you, Bill.
- No trouble at all, ma'am.

834
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,732
Katie.

835
01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:29,863
It was very thoughtful of you
and Mr. Hickok to look in on us.

836
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:37,072
But then, Deadwood is that kind of a town.
I mean, everyone's so friendly and nice.

837
01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:42,083
Well, after the fool I made
of myself the other night...

838
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,919
the way they forgave me
and let me go on.

839
01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:47,213
Anyone could forgive you
anything, Katie.

840
01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:51,668
Not anything, lieutenant.
And not Calamity.

841
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:55,555
I don't know what idea you have
about Calamity and me, but...

842
01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:58,008
It's not my idea, it's hers.

843
01:07:58,533 --> 01:07:59,934
She's in love with you.

844
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,728
But that's ridiculous.

845
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:05,565
We're friends, good friends.
She even saved my life.

846
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:09,611
- But you can't believe that I and she...
- I like Calamity, lieutenant.

847
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:11,196
She's been very good to me.

848
01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:14,991
I would no more think of coming
between her and the man she loves...

849
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,786
The man she loves? Katie, I swear I...

850
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:26,586
Well, fancy that,
it was there all the time.

851
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,129
Danny, believe me...

852
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:33,214
- Here we are. It didn't take long, did it?
- Not long enough.

853
01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:47,432
The... shawl, it fell o...

854
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,652
Let's have tea.

855
01:08:56,424 --> 01:09:00,078
They've got a new commander at the fort,
General Stark. He says he knows you.

856
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:02,914
Yes, I served under him in Virginia
during the war.

857
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:06,125
They're having a ball in his honor
Saturday night. I thought you...

858
01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:10,330
I've been invited myself.
I kind of hoped you'd go with me, Katie.

859
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,257
She is going with me.

860
01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:15,552
It's customary, lieutenant,
to let the lady choose for herself.

861
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:20,348
- Couldn't the... four of us go together?
- What four of us?

862
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:24,227
Well, you, Bill, me and Calamity.

863
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,429
Calamity?

864
01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:31,480
She's been invited too,
and if she doesn't go, I won't either.

865
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:34,687
She's been expecting you to ask her,
lieutenant.

866
01:09:34,796 --> 01:09:36,740
Me? Why me? I told you how I...

867
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,576
That's a smart arrangement.
Settles everything.

868
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,911
Calam goes with the lieutenant,
you go with me.

869
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,830
Over my dead body.

870
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:47,208
Get a little respect in your voice
when you talk about Calam...

871
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,661
or it might just be that way.

872
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,088
- She's a mighty fine girl.
- Girl?

873
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:55,091
- You should be proud to take her.
- You would be, wouldn't you?

874
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,801
I sure would.

875
01:09:56,901 --> 01:10:00,263
Me? Wait, I ain't gonna be stampeded
into no fast shuffle here.

876
01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:02,390
I know what you're thinking,
both of you.

877
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:05,351
Calamity's fine on top of a stagecoach
or behind an ox team.

878
01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:09,272
But she's not lady enough for social
appearances with distinguished gentlemen.

879
01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:11,600
Well, she ain't beautiful.

880
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:24,996
Calamity's not beautiful? You boys
have a big surprise in store for you.

881
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:30,001
There's only one way to settle this,
and that's to draw straws.

882
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,296
The long straw gets Katie
and the loser takes Calam.

883
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,544
Is that all right with you, Katie?

884
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,842
Draw, Lieutenant.

885
01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,472
I won!

886
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:46,059
- I'll have the prettiest girl at the ball.
- Don't bet on it.

887
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,183
Bill, keep your eyes on that door.

888
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,018
Calamity!

889
01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:59,363
I fell in that dangblasted creek!

890
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,747
Gosh almighty, look who's here.

891
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,833
What brought you
to this neck of the woods?

892
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,251
Injun trouble?

893
01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:16,339
They came to ask you to go to the ball.

894
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,337
Both of you?

895
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:21,177
That's plumb flattering.

896
01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:26,307
- Only I can't go with both of you.
- It's all right. We drew straws.

897
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,810
You did? Who won?

898
01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:31,263
- Well...
- I did, Calam.

899
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:37,694
Oh. Oh, you did? Well, that's fine, Bill.
That's mighty fine.

900
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,946
Can't think
who I'd rather tag along with.

901
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:44,742
Try to get yourself cleaned up
by Saturday, and I'll call for you.

902
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:47,161
I hear tell it'll be
a plumb fancy affair.

903
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:50,957
Soldiers in dress uniforms,
ladies in fancy gowns.

904
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,376
I've never been
to a big shindig like that.

905
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:56,955
I reckon I'll burst my corset strings
in the pride of just being asked.

906
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,336
I'll fix you some tea.

907
01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:01,960
Danny.

908
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:09,267
Ask Katie to go, Danny.
I know you want to take me, but ask her.

909
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:12,471
Do it for me, Danny, please.

910
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,185
You're quite a lady, Calamity.

911
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:35,668
- Did you have to wear that old army coat?
- Old coat?

912
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:38,588
It was Custer's, Bill.
He gave it to me himself.

913
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:42,425
If it's good enough for Custer,
it ought to be good enough for Fort Scully.

914
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:46,763
This ain't no scalping expedition
against Sitting Bull. We're going to a ball.

915
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:51,309
I know it. We sure got a night for it,
ain't we, Bill?

916
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:54,012
Don't it thrill you
just to look at them hills?

917
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,600
It sure does.

918
01:12:55,872 --> 01:13:00,352
No wonder the Injuns fight so fierce
to hang on to this country.

919
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:12,580
Take me back to the Black Hills

920
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,250
The Black Hills of Dakota

921
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:23,459
To the beautiful
Indian country that I love

922
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:29,263
Lost my heart in the Black Hills

923
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:33,100
The Black Hills of Dakota

924
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,436
Where the pines are so high

925
01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:40,650
That they kiss the sky above

926
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:46,030
And when I get that lonesome feelin'

927
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:50,743
And I'm miles away from home

928
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:55,164
I hear the voice of the mystic mountains

929
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:59,085
Calling me back home

930
01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:03,714
- So take me back to the Black Hills
- So take me back to the Black Hills

931
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:07,677
- The Black Hills of Dakota
- The Black Hills of Dakota

932
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:14,886
- To the beautiful Indian country that I love
- To the beautiful Indian country that I love

933
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,944
Take me back to the Black Hills

934
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:28,823
The Black Hills of Dakota

935
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:36,032
To the beautiful
Indian country that I love

936
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,669
Lost my heart in the Black Hills

937
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:45,298
- The Black Hills of Dakota
- The Black Hills of Dakota

938
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:48,092
- Where the pines are so high
- Where the pines are so high

939
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:52,638
- That they kiss the sky above
- That they kiss the sky above

940
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:58,227
- And when I get that lonesome feelin'
- And when I get that lonesome feelin'

941
01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:02,899
- And I'm miles away from home
- And I'm miles away from home

942
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:07,320
- I hear the voice of the mystic mountains
- I hear the voice of the mystic mountains

943
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:11,157
- Callin' me back home
- Callin' me back home

944
01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:15,870
So take me back to the Black Hills

945
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:19,370
The Black Hills of Dakota

946
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:26,916
To the beautiful Indian
country that I love

947
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:34,472
- To the beautiful Indian country
- To the beautiful Indian country

948
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:41,681
- That I love
- That I love

949
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,924
That can't be Calamity.

950
01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,632
Why, she's beautiful!

951
01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:39,589
What happened to her?

952
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:53,319
Save one for me, Miss Calamity.

953
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,322
Wait a minute, fellows.

954
01:17:56,422 --> 01:17:58,741
I can't get all your names
on this here card.

955
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:00,159
I can't even spell most of them.

956
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,703
That's all I got room for.

957
01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:04,905
What you need is a bigger card!

958
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:09,335
Calamity has been holding out on us,
carrying concealed weapons.

959
01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,840
How come all these galoots
want to dance with me?

960
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,343
At that shindig at Hogan's stable,
none of them came around.

961
01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,596
- They didn't?
- I spent the night chatting with the mules.

962
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:25,597
That's what I've been telling you,
that you'd look better in a dress.

963
01:18:26,243 --> 01:18:27,435
Do I, Danny?

964
01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:30,063
You're an absolute vision, Calamity.

965
01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,817
Calamity, is this dance open?

966
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:35,395
Well, I'm kind of saving this one.

967
01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:43,160
Come on, Calam.

968
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,835
Danny hasn't even asked me for a dance.

969
01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:55,916
I know.
Katie and him are thicker than molasses.

970
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:59,255
Bill, look there.

971
01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,759
He's taking her out in the garden.

972
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:18,149
Katie.

973
01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,698
Katie, darling.

974
01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:23,405
Danny, we shouldn't.

975
01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:25,574
I love you, Katie.

976
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,034
I...

977
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,907
Danny...

978
01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:33,915
What about Calamity?

979
01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,507
Calamity can be your bridesmaid.

980
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:02,156
Calam, wait.

981
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:04,617
- Where are you going?
- Home.

982
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:06,535
I brought her here. Me.

983
01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:10,414
All the way from Chicago.
Just to make love to Danny.

984
01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:15,878
So help me, this town ain't big enough for me
and that flirting, man-rustling petticoat!

985
01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:20,007
It ain't that serious. People always
act silly at these sociables.

986
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:24,007
You saw them out in that garden.
They weren't acting!

987
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:39,769
- Give me that gun.
- Stand clear, Bill Hickok.

988
01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:42,946
I don't see her anywhere, Danny.

989
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,533
You're the only person in the world
who'd worry about Calamity.

990
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,013
Bridesmaid?

991
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:12,976
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm all right.

992
01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:19,483
She ain't nothing but a miserable,
two-timing claim jumper.

993
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:24,029
Oh! Help me get out of
this dangblasted thing!

994
01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:26,065
Well, stand still.

995
01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:30,236
I even took her in my own cabin
because I figured she'd need protection.

996
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:34,490
Like a weasel in a hencoop,
she needs protection!

997
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:47,552
Throw that in with the rest
of her man-traps.

998
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,432
And that! And that!

999
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,892
I bet it wasn't the first time
she kissed him.

1000
01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:57,642
I bet it's been going on all the time.
Here in my own cabin.

1001
01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:00,649
Gosh almighty, I'm dumb!

1002
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:05,404
If you have to blame somebody,
blame that pretty-boy lieutenant of yours.

1003
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,824
It seems to me he was
on the other end of the kissing.

1004
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,702
She charmed him hog-eyed.

1005
01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:17,124
Look at these. Silk. Pure silk.
I'll bet her mother spun them.

1006
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:23,464
Here. Take them to her!
Tell her to keep out of my sight!

1007
01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:26,342
So help me, Bill,
if I ever see her again...

1008
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:29,636
I'll put a bullet smack in the middle
of that pretty face!

1009
01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:32,089
In both of them!

1010
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:04,671
When you turn to the subject of Harry

1011
01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:07,758
That's a horse from a different safari

1012
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,131
He can box like a fox

1013
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:13,096
He's as dumb as an ox

1014
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:19,637
But it's Harry I'm planning to marry

1015
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:24,525
When he flexes his muscles, I flutter

1016
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,360
Like a butterfly caught in a shutter

1017
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:29,738
- Sarsaparilla.
- Calam, where have you been?

1018
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:33,442
Katie said to tell you if you come in,
she'd like to see you.

1019
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:38,080
She's going to see me. Right now.

1020
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,165
And it's Harry I'm planning to marry

1021
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:42,333
There's going to be trouble.

1022
01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:51,260
My heart's twined around his suspenders

1023
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:55,840
He's the one that I truly a...

1024
01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,764
What do you want, Calamity?

1025
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:04,432
There's a stage leaving
at noon tomorrow. Be on it.

1026
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,190
Are you threatening me?

1027
01:24:09,503 --> 01:24:12,231
I'm warning you.

1028
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:18,829
What is it? What's going on?

1029
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:22,624
Calamity just warned Katie
to get out of town.

1030
01:24:25,936 --> 01:24:27,880
Buck, lend me a gun.

1031
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,884
Calamity.

1032
01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:40,137
Hold up your glass.

1033
01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:53,022
What's the matter? Afraid?

1034
01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:15,677
Katie's done it!

1035
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,544
Imagine Katie making a shot like that.

1036
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:02,390
- Where are you going, Calam? Come here.
- Leave me be.

1037
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:08,267
- Get in that buggy.
- Let go of me!

1038
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:13,394
Get in there or I'll knock you senseless,
if you had any sense.

1039
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:18,364
Come on! Hyah! Hyah!

1040
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,709
I've seen you do lots of crazy things...

1041
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:32,462
but this is the first time
I've seen you make a fool of yourself.

1042
01:26:32,562 --> 01:26:34,214
Sit down and listen.

1043
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:35,799
You're a fake, Calam.

1044
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:40,053
You dress, talk, ride and shoot
like a man, but you think like a female.

1045
01:26:40,153 --> 01:26:43,432
Like a green-eyed, snarling,
spitting female.

1046
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:47,728
Katie beat you twice, out of your man
and out of the respect you had around here.

1047
01:26:47,828 --> 01:26:49,688
And you helped her.

1048
01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:51,773
I did too.

1049
01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:56,778
She didn't shoot the glass out of
your hand, I did. You needed a lesson.

1050
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,281
Who are you to tell people who to love?

1051
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:03,285
Suppose you did scare her out of town,
would that get your lieutenant back?

1052
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:07,035
Would that stop Katie from loving him,
or him her?

1053
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:09,290
That's female thinking.

1054
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:13,204
He'd bring her back,
and they would both hate you.

1055
01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,883
You had to lose tonight, Calam,
or you'd never win again.

1056
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:30,562
Go on, bawl. Admit you're a female.

1057
01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:36,019
Have your hysterics, get them over with.
You'll feel better.

1058
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:39,195
I was so plumb crazy about him.

1059
01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:45,031
I know. I felt the same way about her.

1060
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,997
You mean, you're in love with Katie?

1061
01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:50,832
It's funny, ain't it?

1062
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:54,332
- Bill, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- Aw.

1063
01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:55,955
That's all right.

1064
01:27:56,438 --> 01:28:00,884
It'll take some time, but I'll get over it.
You will too.

1065
01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:05,339
- No, I won't. Not Danny.
- Yes, you will.

1066
01:28:05,572 --> 01:28:08,934
All I've done for months
is dream about him.

1067
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:11,520
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1068
01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:15,850
About getting married,
and building a cabin...

1069
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,606
and having young'uns.

1070
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:23,698
I know it sounds silly, I guess, but...

1071
01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:27,076
Bill, I really wanted all those things.

1072
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:31,077
I was kind of hankering for them myself.

1073
01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:39,256
There'll never be another man like him.
Not for me. Not ever.

1074
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:44,962
It ain't going to be easy
getting her out of my system either.

1075
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,882
She was so beautiful and...

1076
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:53,011
Beautiful and...

1077
01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:06,108
- Bill.
- Calam.

1078
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:15,121
Hey. What ever happened to that
lieutenant you were telling me about?

1079
01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:18,253
I never heard of him.

1080
01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:14,928
Once I had a secret love

1081
01:30:15,368 --> 01:30:22,477
That lived within the heart of me

1082
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:30,534
All too soon my secret love

1083
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:37,743
Became impatient to be free

1084
01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:46,842
So I told a friendly star

1085
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:54,051
The way that dreamers often do

1086
01:30:56,242 --> 01:31:03,024
Just how wonderful you are

1087
01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:10,153
And why I'm so in love with you

1088
01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:17,038
Now I shout it

1089
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:23,628
From the highest hills

1090
01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:30,837
Even told the golden daffodils

1091
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:40,388
At last my heart's an open door

1092
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:51,281
And my secret love's no secret

1093
01:31:51,381 --> 01:31:57,621
Anymore

1094
01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:31,404
Now I shout it

1095
01:32:31,504 --> 01:32:37,327
From the highest hills

1096
01:32:38,094 --> 01:32:45,203
Even told the golden daffodils

1097
01:32:47,771 --> 01:32:54,880
At last my heart's an open door

1098
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:06,564
And my secret love's no secret

1099
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:13,443
Anymore

1100
01:33:24,182 --> 01:33:26,284
Howdy, Flanagan.

1101
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:34,793
Say, how's the claim panning out?

1102
01:33:38,822 --> 01:33:41,474
The way she acted,
no wonder nobody will talk to her.

1103
01:33:41,574 --> 01:33:45,474
I hope she don't speak to me.
I hate to insult women.

1104
01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:03,239
Howdy, fellows. Morning, Billy.

1105
01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:13,416
- Howdy, Francis.
- Hello, Calamity.

1106
01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:16,301
Have you seen Bill around here anywhere?

1107
01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:19,630
He and Colorado
are out working their claim.

1108
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:22,807
How come they're taking down them signs?

1109
01:34:22,907 --> 01:34:25,143
Katie's not here anymore.

1110
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:26,686
Where is she?

1111
01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:32,317
She ain't been hurt? Is she sick?
Tell me, Francis, where is she?

1112
01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:34,360
On her way back to Chicago.

1113
01:34:35,461 --> 01:34:37,734
Chicago?

1114
01:34:39,924 --> 01:34:43,036
You warned her to get out of town,
didn't you? Well, she got.

1115
01:34:43,136 --> 01:34:45,997
But I didn't mean it! I was loco.

1116
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,792
I didn't want her to go.
That's what I came to tell her.

1117
01:34:48,892 --> 01:34:51,377
You're late.
The stage left a half hour ago.

1118
01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:53,250
The town is going to miss that kid.

1119
01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:55,590
- We sure will.
- Everybody will miss her.

1120
01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:58,802
I didn't think she'd go, I swear it.

1121
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:03,848
She wasn't scared. She shot back at me.
Why would she go away? Why?

1122
01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:06,101
Because she's a lady, Calamity.

1123
01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:11,064
She's not mean and selfish and never
learned to wreck people's lives like...

1124
01:35:11,164 --> 01:35:13,566
Like me. Say it.

1125
01:35:13,666 --> 01:35:19,819
I don't have to say it. She left this note.
It says everything. Listen.

1126
01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:23,284
"Dear Danny, Calamity loves you and..."

1127
01:35:23,384 --> 01:35:26,158
- But, I don't!
- Shut up and listen!

1128
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:29,374
"Calamity loves you
and you probably love her.

1129
01:35:29,474 --> 01:35:34,546
I had no right to come between you.
I love you both and want you to be happy.

1130
01:35:34,646 --> 01:35:37,549
Pretend it was Adelaid Adams
who came to Deadwood.

1131
01:35:37,649 --> 01:35:42,971
Katie Brown never existed.
She doesn't now. Goodbye, Danny."

1132
01:35:43,071 --> 01:35:44,722
Never existed?

1133
01:35:44,822 --> 01:35:48,426
She was the most real person
in Deadwood.

1134
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:54,899
Put them signs back up, Millie.
I'm bringing that stage back here!

1135
01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,796
Hey, Calam, where are you going?

1136
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,132
Come on!

1137
01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:27,265
I don't know what kind of life you'll have
living with that catamount...

1138
01:36:27,365 --> 01:36:28,808
but it ain't gonna be dull.

1139
01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:30,305
That's for dang sure.

1140
01:37:23,588 --> 01:37:25,406
Hey, Rattlesnake.

1141
01:37:28,926 --> 01:37:31,745
Rattlesnake, stop.

1142
01:37:38,519 --> 01:37:41,214
Hot-headed old possum.
Why don't you stop when I yell?

1143
01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:44,509
I thought you was injuns.

1144
01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:51,349
Katie, I'm going to get married.

1145
01:37:51,449 --> 01:37:53,309
Congratulations.

1146
01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:55,353
Rattlesnake, stop this coach.

1147
01:37:55,453 --> 01:37:57,351
Whoa! Whoa, there!

1148
01:37:58,247 --> 01:38:00,566
But I'm going to be Mrs. Hickok.

1149
01:38:01,918 --> 01:38:05,488
Bill? But I thought you loved Danny.

1150
01:38:05,588 --> 01:38:10,660
Oh, that's female thinking.
Nothing will get you into more trouble.

1151
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:14,990
Well, where are we heading,
Chicago or back to Deadwood?

1152
01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:17,993
Deadwood, Calam. Home.

1153
01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:20,712
- Katie.
- Oh, Calam.

1154
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:26,426
Females. Pure females.

1155
01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:42,936
Now I shout it from the highest hills

1156
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:51,361
Even told the golden daffodils

1157
01:38:52,260 --> 01:38:59,369
At last my heart's an open door

1158
01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:07,925
And my secret love's no secret

1159
01:39:08,025 --> 01:39:14,053
Anymore

1160
01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:16,893
Ain't going back to the windy city

1161
01:39:16,993 --> 01:39:19,103
The windy city is mighty pretty

1162
01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:21,981
But it ain't got what I've got

1163
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:23,900
I'm telling you, boys

1164
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:28,237
I wouldn't trade this golden nugget

1165
01:39:28,337 --> 01:39:35,321
For the whole of Illinois

1166
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:44,796
My heart is higher than a hawk

1167
01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:48,633
My love is deeper than a well

1168
01:39:48,733 --> 01:39:51,928
I'm thinkin' in a little while

1169
01:39:52,028 --> 01:39:57,134
My love and I'll be doin' very well

1170
01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:58,935
Hey.

1171
01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:02,063
What's this for?

1172
01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:05,775
Well, that's just in case any more
actresses roll in from Chicago.

1173
01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:31,467
We'll be home tonight
By the light of the silvery moon

1174
01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:35,717
And my hearts a-thumpin'
Like a mandolin a-plunkin' a tune

1175
01:40:36,072 --> 01:40:39,809
- When we get home, we're fixin' to stay
- When we get home, we're fixin' to stay

1176
01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:44,147
So whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

1177
01:40:44,247 --> 01:40:48,693
Oh, the Deadwood stage
Is a-rollin' on over the plains

1178
01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:53,281
With the curtains flappin'
And the driver slappin' the reins

1179
01:40:53,381 --> 01:40:56,234
Beautiful sky, a wonderful day

1180
01:40:57,510 --> 01:41:01,660
Whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

1181
01:41:06,727 --> 01:41:08,829
Whip crack away, whip crack away
Whip crack away

1181
01:41:09,305 --> 01:41:15,317
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