1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:11,408 --> 00:02:13,780 Nice playing, Will. 3 00:02:13,869 --> 00:02:15,493 Thanks. 4 00:02:41,772 --> 00:02:43,645 How you getting up there? 5 00:02:43,732 --> 00:02:46,603 - Going by bus. - How long's that? 6 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:50,228 It's... five, six hours. 7 00:02:50,322 --> 00:02:54,106 - How about some food? - No, I'm good. I'll see you. 8 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:33,194 - One to Knight's Ridge. - One-way or round trip? 9 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:37,445 - One-way. How much is that? - $48. 10 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:49,460 There you go. 11 00:03:50,173 --> 00:03:54,919 OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right. Have a good trip. 12 00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:21,048 That's it. 13 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:32,764 Oh, shit. 14 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:50,750 - Hey. - Hey. 15 00:05:50,836 --> 00:05:54,370 - Here you go. - Thanks. 16 00:05:56,341 --> 00:05:59,259 No 'buca. What's the matter? No Sambuca this time? 17 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:03,556 - It's five in the morning, Kev. - Is that too late or too early? 18 00:06:04,683 --> 00:06:06,307 You guys done for the night? 19 00:06:06,393 --> 00:06:08,432 - Yeah. - Big storm. 20 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:16,064 - I didn't have any styrofoam. - That's OK. I'll bring 'em back. 21 00:06:16,778 --> 00:06:18,854 - OK. - OK. 22 00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:21,865 - Bye, Kev. - Yeah. 23 00:06:22,993 --> 00:06:24,985 - I'll see you. - Bye. 24 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:39,250 - What? - The styrofoam thing creases me. 25 00:06:39,342 --> 00:06:42,130 - What are you talking about? - First storm, 26 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:46,882 you'd think she'd get some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99. 27 00:06:46,975 --> 00:06:51,388 - I'll return the mugs this time. - Shut your fucking hole. 28 00:06:53,398 --> 00:06:56,482 - The chick's married, Tommy. - No shit. 29 00:07:47,077 --> 00:07:49,568 - She's not home. - Where is she? 30 00:07:49,663 --> 00:07:52,664 - Banging that guy. - Buddy, she's sleeping. 31 00:07:52,749 --> 00:07:54,907 I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy. 32 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:57,788 - Bad bet. - Bad bet? Why? 33 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:00,999 Either way, you lose. If you win, she's bangin' him. 34 00:08:01,091 --> 00:08:04,507 If you lose, you lose 20 bucks. Not a smart bet. 35 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:08,259 - I can't believe her. - You really think she is? 36 00:08:08,348 --> 00:08:10,471 - I know. - The meat cutter? 37 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:13,346 Yes. The fucking meat cutter. 38 00:08:13,436 --> 00:08:15,762 What future can she have? He cuts meat! 39 00:08:15,855 --> 00:08:19,390 - You plough snow. - At least meat you can eat. 40 00:08:21,278 --> 00:08:24,232 - Why is he here? - He's an employee. 41 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:29,983 All right. I'm outta here. I'll see you at home. 42 00:08:30,078 --> 00:08:32,651 - Don't go by Jan's. - I'm not. 43 00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:34,491 - Hey. - You sand my lots? 44 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:39,825 - Yeah. Don't go by there. - I'm not. Just get my lots. 45 00:08:42,465 --> 00:08:46,333 - He's going by there. - Without a doubt. 46 00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:53,515 - Do I got anything in my 'stache? - You're clean. 47 00:09:51,576 --> 00:09:52,905 Willie! 48 00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:56,909 - Willie! - Hey, Mo! 49 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:01,825 - How you doing, man? - All right. Good to see you. 50 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:06,297 - Good to be back? - I've been back four minutes. 51 00:10:06,383 --> 00:10:12,006 - You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr.? - Wow, Mo, they're... 52 00:10:12,097 --> 00:10:13,472 cute. 53 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:18,635 - Yeah. You still seeing that chick? - What do you mean by seeing? 54 00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:21,847 - You're not engaged? - No. 55 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,182 Well, it's been... what, a year? 56 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:27,360 11 months, living together for six. 57 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:33,950 - She hasn't put pressure on you? - Depends what you mean by pressure. 58 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:39,031 Hey, kids. 59 00:10:44,421 --> 00:10:47,671 - Hey, you psyched for the reunion? - Oh, yeah. 60 00:10:47,757 --> 00:10:51,837 - It's great to be back. - The gang back together. 61 00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:55,012 - Everybody's coming? - Oh, yeah, everybody. 62 00:11:10,864 --> 00:11:13,533 I can't wait to show you the house. 63 00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:16,617 Come over for brunch. Sarah'll make her waffles. 64 00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:20,950 - Great. Thanks for the ride. - No problem. You OK with this? 65 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,784 Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine. 66 00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:26,327 I'm glad you're home, man. 67 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:29,291 - All right, see you. - See you soon. 68 00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:31,375 - See you, kids. - Bye! 69 00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:35,548 - Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream? - Me! 70 00:12:11,508 --> 00:12:12,670 Hello, Dad. 71 00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:19,547 - When did you get in? - Just now. Mo picked me up. 72 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:26,051 - Got a lot of bags. Staying long? - I don't know. 73 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:38,321 There's golf on TV. Would you like to watch some golf? 74 00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:42,197 Sure. 75 00:12:43,957 --> 00:12:50,837 Why don't you put your bags upstairs and come down and watch some golf? 76 00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,749 Yeah. Yeah. 77 00:13:30,169 --> 00:13:31,628 Hey! 78 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,836 Oh, man! 79 00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:40,376 - You just getting up? - Oh, yeah, man. 80 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:44,006 - Wild night. I got wrecked. - Yeah? 81 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:51,514 - You gonna be home long? - I don't know. We'll see. 82 00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:57,061 - You see Dad? - Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf. 83 00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:04,739 - You missed a hell of a storm. - Yeah. 84 00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:09,745 Hey, when did the Ryans move out? 85 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:13,084 Ryans? I don't know. Last year. 86 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,163 Who moved in? 87 00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:17,960 I don't know. 88 00:14:18,051 --> 00:14:21,716 - They got a kid? - Do they? I don't know. 89 00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:24,378 Yeah, I think so. They got a kid. 90 00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,886 Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man. 91 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:59,877 - Hey! Willie C! What's up? - Paulie. 92 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:03,052 - You remember Elle MacPherson? - How you doin'? 93 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,929 Jan's banging some meat cutter. 94 00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:09,261 - It started a month ago. - I heard you got the ultimatum. 95 00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:12,472 Fuck that. What right does she have to do that? 96 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:16,692 - You've been going out seven years. - So what's the big deal? 97 00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:20,359 - How old is Jan? - Don't start with me... 98 00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:24,065 - She's 27. - 27. Maybe she wants to have kids. 99 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:27,990 So what? I wanna have kids, too, but what's the rush? 100 00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:31,412 Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid and she's 45. 101 00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:34,915 - So who's this guy? - Victor the meat cutter. 102 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:39,083 You ready to puke? This guy's 40, divorced and has three kids. 103 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:42,210 So there's no way she's getting sperm from him. 104 00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:44,424 Exactly. I knew you'd understand. 105 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:47,762 You wanna know what really creases me? Jan's a vegetarian. 106 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:50,387 - Right. - You see the hypocrisy? 107 00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:53,394 Jan's a vegetarian. He's a meat cutter. 108 00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:54,594 Oh, wow! 109 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:57,773 How can she live with a man who stinks of brisket? 110 00:15:57,859 --> 00:16:01,109 Show time is 12:30 here on Sports Central. 111 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,521 - You're saying six...? - Six speakers. 112 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,485 - Hey, look who's here. - Hey! What's up? 113 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:09,281 - Hey! - It's Sharon. She's sleeping. 114 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,826 Listen, I'll see you in a minute. 115 00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,872 All right. 116 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,203 - Hey. - Yeah? 117 00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:20,545 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 118 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,176 Jesus. 119 00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,757 You still seeing that chick? The lawyer? 120 00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:35,972 - Tracy, yeah. - Tracy? What's goin' on? 121 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,771 - She's great. - And? 122 00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:39,684 - What? - What's the deal? 123 00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:44,568 - We're going through this stage... - They're all sisters. Trust me. 124 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,944 It's one big conspiracy. Leave it alone. 125 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:51,409 - You been playing piano? - Yeah. Nothing steady. 126 00:16:51,496 --> 00:16:53,951 - Good money? - How they doing? 127 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,875 All he ever thinks about is Darian Smalls. 128 00:16:56,959 --> 00:17:00,459 - Come on! Still? - Nothing changes around here, Will. 129 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:03,880 Every time Sharon sees Birdy thinking about Darian, 130 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:07,003 it's another pound when she looks in the mirror. 131 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,505 Have you seen her? 132 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:12,890 She's like one of those kids Sally Struthers feeds paste to. 133 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,968 - We need models. - What? 134 00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:19,604 They're beautiful, rich, you don't have to spend much time with them. 135 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,181 Fuckers that date models, they got it made. 136 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:25,645 My next girlfriend's gonna be a six-foot-tall model. 137 00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:26,983 Definitely. 138 00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:29,737 A big one. 139 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,194 - Models. - I like those chicks. 140 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:50,587 Don't shovel much, do you? 141 00:17:53,516 --> 00:17:57,727 - What makes you say that? - Your technique, it's sloppy. 142 00:17:57,812 --> 00:18:02,640 - You live in a city or warm climate. - City. 143 00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:07,271 You grew up here? 144 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:09,823 Yeah. Yeah. 145 00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:12,992 - Don't visit much? - Nope. 146 00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:17,697 - Mom dead? - You a cop? 147 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,284 No. 148 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,794 Yeah, my mother's dead. 149 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,338 I knew it. Your dad's kind of a sad guy. 150 00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:36,007 Your brother is kind of missing that thing that having a mom gives you. 151 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,093 It's a lonely house you got. 152 00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:44,518 What's your name? 153 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,898 - Marty. - As in Martha? 154 00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:52,151 As in Marty, named for a grandfather I never even knew - Martin. 155 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:55,824 So now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty. 156 00:18:55,912 --> 00:18:58,070 It is the bane of my existence. 157 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:04,628 - How old are you? - 13, but I'm an old soul. 158 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,252 So why did you come back? 159 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,214 Well... 160 00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:16,005 My high school reunion. 161 00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:18,138 - Heavy. - Yeah. 162 00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:22,519 - So what's your name? - Willie. 163 00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:25,522 Willie, I like your 'burns. 164 00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:28,391 Thanks. 165 00:19:28,486 --> 00:19:33,029 - You're kinda cool. - How do you mean? 166 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:39,956 I don't know. It's just a call. You don't think you are? 167 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:41,237 I... 168 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:43,912 I, um... 169 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,744 No, I... I think I am. 170 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,163 You are... I think. 171 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:53,128 - Yeah? - Maybe not. 172 00:19:56,097 --> 00:19:57,970 I'm gonna go. 173 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,887 Yeah, I'll see you around... 174 00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,721 Marty. 175 00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:13,860 Are you Victor? Excuse me, is your name Victor? 176 00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:15,987 See who's here? 177 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:18,447 - Shit. - Are you Victor? 178 00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,742 I'm looking for Victor the meat cutter. 179 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,365 I hit a cow and he could slice me some steaks. 180 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:28,159 - It's a waste to let it rot. - You're not funny. 181 00:20:28,254 --> 00:20:30,709 I'm serious, Jan. 182 00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:35,923 I don't appreciate you burying my driveway like some obsessed lunatic. 183 00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:38,337 - OK. That's fair. - What do you want? 184 00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,139 - I wanna give you this. - What is that? 185 00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:47,471 - It's a rump roast. Come on. - Paul... 186 00:20:47,565 --> 00:20:49,688 Come on. At least open it. 187 00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:54,603 - I really don't think I should. - Do you believe this? 188 00:20:56,574 --> 00:21:00,239 See what a man has to go through for love? 189 00:21:02,121 --> 00:21:05,324 It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely. 190 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:11,414 - It's brown. - Champagne. It's the newest thing. 191 00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:12,786 It's not brown. 192 00:21:12,882 --> 00:21:16,500 - Champagne? It's beautiful. - Thank you. 193 00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:22,757 - So what are you doing? - I can't take it. 194 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,344 - Why not? - I can't. 195 00:21:24,435 --> 00:21:26,143 - Marry me, Jan. - No. 196 00:21:27,772 --> 00:21:30,891 - "No"? Just like that, "no"? - No. 197 00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:34,474 - Jesus Christ, Jan! - You're so selfish. 198 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,524 Selfish? Let me explain something. 199 00:21:37,615 --> 00:21:42,905 What's in this box constitutes 30 driveways. Selfish? I think not. 200 00:21:42,995 --> 00:21:45,700 We're taking some time. This screws everything up. 201 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:49,490 - Paul. What are you doing? - Chip, cut me some slack. 202 00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:52,456 - You're making a spectacle. - It's her fault. 203 00:21:52,546 --> 00:21:55,216 Jan? Outside. 204 00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:05,679 - Look, take this ring. - I got customers, Paul. 205 00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:07,559 - Jan. - Paul. 206 00:22:07,645 --> 00:22:09,139 Take the fucking ring! 207 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:12,231 - That's romantic! - You sucked the romance out. 208 00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:15,021 This is the desperate act of a desperate man. 209 00:22:15,111 --> 00:22:18,526 Only when faced with losing me do you decide to do this. 210 00:22:18,614 --> 00:22:23,193 So? I didn't like the alternative. That's how one comes to a decision. 211 00:22:23,285 --> 00:22:27,117 Wrong. One comes to a decision based on what one wants, 212 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:29,329 not what one doesn't want, got it? 213 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,829 I got customers. 214 00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:43,212 So how's everything at home? 215 00:22:43,305 --> 00:22:46,591 It's all right. It's a little weird. 216 00:22:46,684 --> 00:22:50,267 Dad's parked in front of the TV all the time 217 00:22:50,354 --> 00:22:54,304 and my mom's clothes are still hanging in the closet. 218 00:22:54,400 --> 00:23:00,403 - So what did you do Christmas? - The tiki lounge gets real busy. 219 00:23:00,489 --> 00:23:04,617 - Come on. What did you do? - Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy. 220 00:23:04,702 --> 00:23:06,741 - Met her parents. - Was it good? 221 00:23:06,829 --> 00:23:09,071 - It was all right. - Right. 222 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,786 How's Sharon? 223 00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:16,329 Sharon? She's OK, you know? 224 00:23:16,422 --> 00:23:19,791 Well, she's actually not that good, you know... 225 00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:24,177 What about the other thing, the other situation? 226 00:23:24,263 --> 00:23:26,635 Oh, Darian? It's over. 227 00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:31,350 - It's over? - I mean it's practically over. 228 00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:33,311 Wait, it's "practically" over? 229 00:23:33,397 --> 00:23:37,265 Well, I mean it's... practically over. It's over. 230 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:42,021 Listen, how come you never came down that weekend? I had the whole thing. 231 00:23:42,114 --> 00:23:47,156 You know, I got busy and... I had to stick around, but... 232 00:23:47,244 --> 00:23:50,162 What about spring? I'll come see you this spring. 233 00:23:50,247 --> 00:23:53,034 Now I know what I'm doing this spring. 234 00:23:57,713 --> 00:24:00,631 Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened The Johnson Inn. 235 00:24:00,716 --> 00:24:03,172 You wanna go by, maybe, 236 00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:06,463 - grab a beer or something? - Yeah. Great. 237 00:24:24,323 --> 00:24:28,368 - Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that? - Hey, Stinky! 238 00:24:28,452 --> 00:24:30,243 Hey, Willie! 239 00:24:30,329 --> 00:24:34,658 Hey, watch the Stinky stuff. I'm a proprietor now. 240 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,751 - Sorry, Stinky. Nice job! - Yeah, huh? 241 00:24:37,836 --> 00:24:42,463 We got a new bar, little fireplace, menu, apps. 242 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:47,046 - Apps? - Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps. 243 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:49,628 He's the proprietor. He's got the lingo down. 244 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,182 Willie! Willie C! 245 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:57,020 - What's up? - What's up? 246 00:24:57,106 --> 00:24:59,727 You all right? 247 00:24:59,817 --> 00:25:01,893 Scoot over. 248 00:25:01,986 --> 00:25:05,355 - What's got him creased? - This. 249 00:25:05,447 --> 00:25:07,938 - What is it? - It's a diamond. 250 00:25:12,538 --> 00:25:17,283 - Fuckin' thing's brown. - It's champagne, the newest thing. 251 00:25:17,376 --> 00:25:19,618 - What? - It's a trend. 252 00:25:19,712 --> 00:25:22,878 - Frank, two beers. - You're so uncultured. 253 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:25,123 Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul. 254 00:25:25,217 --> 00:25:29,796 I heard about this. They're trying to create a new market. 255 00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:34,883 Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it "piss" but weren't moving any units. 256 00:25:34,977 --> 00:25:36,886 - What's with you? - What? 257 00:25:36,979 --> 00:25:40,811 - How much did you pay? - What difference does it make? 258 00:25:40,899 --> 00:25:43,473 What difference? Diamonds are colourless. 259 00:25:43,569 --> 00:25:47,946 You buy a coloured diamond for a girl you're not even seeing. 260 00:25:48,032 --> 00:25:51,198 - You been eating retard sandwiches. - I don't need your shit. 261 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:55,994 - I think you do. - Fuck you, Mr. High Horse. 262 00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:58,537 You're like a human Geraldo episode. 263 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:01,081 - What does that mean? - Guys... 264 00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:05,002 You got one broad destroying her marriage, one destroying her stomach. 265 00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:08,044 - You just watch hockey. - Don't push it. 266 00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:11,836 What are you gonna do? Beat me up after class? 267 00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:14,931 This ain't high school any more. The legend's dead. 268 00:26:15,017 --> 00:26:17,852 - The legend can still fuck you up. - Bullshit! 269 00:26:17,936 --> 00:26:19,929 - Paul... - Butt out, Conway. 270 00:26:20,022 --> 00:26:23,142 Don't waltz in here with your big city bullshit. 271 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,893 - Fucking loser. - Faggot. 272 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,645 - Prick. - Asshole. 273 00:26:26,737 --> 00:26:30,320 Free apps! I got free apps. 274 00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:33,445 What? 275 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,656 Hey! 276 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,080 Willie boy. 277 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:49,422 - What are you doin'? - Hanging out. 278 00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:55,097 I like to mash snow, it gives me a sense of self-satisfaction. 279 00:26:58,394 --> 00:27:02,012 - You got a girlfriend? - Why do you ask? 280 00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:06,891 I don't know. You're a dude in flux. 281 00:27:06,985 --> 00:27:11,066 You've come back to the house of loneliness and tears, 282 00:27:11,156 --> 00:27:16,613 to daddy downer and brother bummer, to come to some decision about life. 283 00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:19,076 A life decision, if you will. 284 00:27:19,164 --> 00:27:22,783 You fancy yourself a perceptive little thing, don't you? 285 00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:26,826 I don't know about "little". I'm the tallest girl in my class. 286 00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:28,962 I may grow to be 5' 10". 287 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,299 I'll be hot. 288 00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:35,882 Well... 289 00:27:35,973 --> 00:27:40,516 Am I right? Life decision? You got the full-on Hamlet thing going? 290 00:27:40,602 --> 00:27:43,853 Hamlet? Danish prince, couldn't make decisions. 291 00:27:43,939 --> 00:27:45,267 Yeah, I know Hamlet. 292 00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:49,402 So, about that girlfriend? 293 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,982 Yeah. Yeah, there is one. 294 00:27:56,285 --> 00:28:00,117 - She want to get married? - I think so. 295 00:28:00,205 --> 00:28:02,245 - You don't? - I'm not sure. 296 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:06,745 - Is she fat? - No! She's quite nice actually. 297 00:28:06,837 --> 00:28:11,499 - So why don't you marry her? - I knew I came for a reason! 298 00:28:11,592 --> 00:28:13,501 Thank you. 299 00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:17,508 - That's OK. Tease the little kid. - See you around. 300 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:22,892 See ya. 301 00:28:30,527 --> 00:28:31,903 Sharon? 302 00:28:31,987 --> 00:28:34,822 Sharon? What? 303 00:28:34,907 --> 00:28:40,281 It would be nice if when we were making love, you'd be thinking of me. 304 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:43,739 - Huh? - She's not gonna leave him, Tommy. 305 00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:50,164 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her in months. 306 00:28:50,255 --> 00:28:52,248 I am not stupid. 307 00:28:53,926 --> 00:28:56,298 So you wanna end this? 308 00:28:56,386 --> 00:29:00,087 That'd be convenient. Save you the guilt? I end it? 309 00:29:03,727 --> 00:29:07,392 Let me ask you something. What do I do? 310 00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:11,479 The best years of your life were high school, 311 00:29:11,568 --> 00:29:16,111 when you were the king of the hill and Darian was your girlfriend. 312 00:29:16,198 --> 00:29:19,448 You want all that back. I can't give that to you. 313 00:29:19,535 --> 00:29:24,493 How do I compete with a life that is impossible for you to have again? 314 00:29:27,876 --> 00:29:32,004 You're gonna have to break up with him now. 315 00:29:32,089 --> 00:29:36,502 Getting over him, that's the hard part. I know. Believe me, I know. 316 00:29:37,678 --> 00:29:41,212 She's right. At first, you'll have these visions 317 00:29:41,306 --> 00:29:47,226 of you alone, 57, 58, walking around, your hair in a bun - 318 00:29:47,312 --> 00:29:50,349 maybe you're a librarian - heating up soup for one 319 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,228 and worrying about the cobwebs in your womb. 320 00:29:53,318 --> 00:29:57,612 - Gina. - The visions fade, that's my point. 321 00:29:57,698 --> 00:30:00,615 You will get over him in about two years. 322 00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:05,279 You'll be 29. It'd be better if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26, 323 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:07,412 but we don't choose these things. 324 00:30:07,499 --> 00:30:11,579 - They choose us. - Exactly. So, 29. 325 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:14,422 - That's not exactly ancient. - Not exactly 30. 326 00:30:14,506 --> 00:30:16,997 - Which is good. - Which is very good. 327 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:23,757 Look, I know what you're saying and I know how bad it looks, 328 00:30:23,849 --> 00:30:31,679 but nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us. 329 00:30:31,773 --> 00:30:33,683 I love him. 330 00:30:33,775 --> 00:30:38,022 OK. No, that's fair. 331 00:30:38,989 --> 00:30:41,112 So how is it? 332 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:49,282 - Lately, it's not so good. - The man can't commit. 333 00:30:49,374 --> 00:30:50,785 The man can't commit. 334 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:54,873 Why is it when a relationship doesn't work out, 335 00:30:54,963 --> 00:30:58,498 we say it's cos they can't commit? 336 00:30:58,592 --> 00:31:02,672 - Shouldn't I take some of the blame? - No. That is grief talking. 337 00:31:02,763 --> 00:31:06,547 - No way is that Sharon. - It's a little grief-stricken girl 338 00:31:06,642 --> 00:31:08,765 who looks a lot like Sharon. 339 00:31:08,852 --> 00:31:11,426 I'm still not sure they're broken up. 340 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,475 You're broken up, right? 341 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:20,226 I don't know. It's Tommy's birthday next week. 342 00:31:20,322 --> 00:31:22,813 It's on Saturday. I mean... 343 00:31:22,908 --> 00:31:26,443 Maybe if I threw him a party with all his friends 344 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:29,787 and we just had a nice time, just relaxed... 345 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:34,534 Would you guys help me organise it? 346 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:37,540 Would you, please? 347 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:51,352 One more. 348 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,349 One more. 349 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:18,036 Michael and my father, they both fall off the boat, right into the lake. 350 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:21,795 - It was classic. - He got the picture, though. 351 00:32:21,883 --> 00:32:23,757 It's good. 352 00:32:23,844 --> 00:32:29,004 - So you been working much? - A few nights, you know. 353 00:32:29,099 --> 00:32:32,764 But I'm actually toying with the idea of becoming a citizen. 354 00:32:32,853 --> 00:32:35,059 Oh, what do you mean? 355 00:32:35,147 --> 00:32:41,600 Well, I got offered this sales job. It's got a pretty good base salary, 356 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:46,855 plus commission and... I don't know. They'll let me know. 357 00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:49,821 - That sounds great. - Yeah, it could be. 358 00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:51,454 Yeah. 359 00:32:52,664 --> 00:32:56,163 You... I'm gonna go get the video. 360 00:32:56,251 --> 00:33:00,545 - Of this? See him fall in... Yeah. - You're gonna love it. 361 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,259 What? 362 00:33:06,178 --> 00:33:09,214 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 363 00:33:09,306 --> 00:33:10,966 - That's bogus. - Why? 364 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:14,972 Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano. 365 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:19,142 Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening. 366 00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:22,436 I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future. 367 00:33:22,527 --> 00:33:25,481 You would be the worst salesman ever, OK? 368 00:33:25,572 --> 00:33:29,439 I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman. 369 00:33:29,534 --> 00:33:32,701 Well, thanks for the vote of confidence. 370 00:33:32,788 --> 00:33:35,788 What the hell do you know about office equipment? 371 00:33:35,874 --> 00:33:39,706 What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine. 372 00:33:42,798 --> 00:33:44,956 - Dad! - Sarah? 373 00:33:50,639 --> 00:33:55,384 See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean? 374 00:33:55,477 --> 00:34:01,266 They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years. 375 00:34:01,358 --> 00:34:04,561 Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation. 376 00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:09,813 What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night. 377 00:34:09,908 --> 00:34:14,617 Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point? 378 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:15,819 Yes, Tom. 379 00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:20,918 If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete 380 00:34:21,002 --> 00:34:23,624 and Rizzo and Sammy Bean. 381 00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:25,501 Cool. 382 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,424 Cool? 383 00:34:33,265 --> 00:34:35,257 Holy shit! 384 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:38,596 - Hi, Frank. - Hey! 385 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,564 Oh, it's good to see you. 386 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:44,519 - What is that? - That is unbelievable. 387 00:34:44,609 --> 00:34:48,773 - Stink, who's the vixen? - It's my cousin from Chicago. 388 00:34:48,864 --> 00:34:52,564 - No way. - No way does she share your blood. 389 00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:57,238 Yes, she does, and she is not only hot, she is also completely cool. 390 00:34:57,330 --> 00:35:00,580 - Unbelievable. - Does she have a boyfriend? 391 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:04,996 What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend. 392 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:09,091 I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley. 393 00:35:09,176 --> 00:35:12,758 - Stanley? - Hey, you. 394 00:35:13,597 --> 00:35:16,966 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 395 00:35:17,058 --> 00:35:20,677 I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here. 396 00:35:21,730 --> 00:35:23,888 Oh, man, this should be fun. 397 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:30,153 Andera, this is Tommy... 398 00:35:30,238 --> 00:35:32,361 - Kev... - Hi. 399 00:35:32,449 --> 00:35:34,655 - Paul... - Hi. 400 00:35:34,743 --> 00:35:37,068 - Willie. - Guys... 401 00:35:37,162 --> 00:35:38,989 - Hey, Stink. - I'm sorry. And Mo. 402 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,951 - Hi, Mo. - Hi. 403 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:44,414 Guys, Andera. 404 00:35:45,253 --> 00:35:46,913 Hi. 405 00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:49,757 I'll be here if you need me. 406 00:35:49,841 --> 00:35:52,961 So what part of Chicago you from? 407 00:35:53,053 --> 00:35:58,557 - Do you know Chicago? - Yeah... I know Soldier's Field. 408 00:35:58,642 --> 00:36:00,930 That's a football field. 409 00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:03,771 - She said it. - So what do you do? 410 00:36:05,106 --> 00:36:10,693 - I'm in advertising. - Advertising! That's great. 411 00:36:10,779 --> 00:36:14,230 - What do you guys do? - What do we do? 412 00:36:14,324 --> 00:36:19,116 - Well, Paul and I have... - ...a business. 413 00:36:19,204 --> 00:36:21,327 - Construction... - Painting... 414 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:24,949 - Kevin works for me. - I work with him. 415 00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:28,459 - Mo works in a textile plant. - I'm plant manager. 416 00:36:28,546 --> 00:36:30,586 And Willie here's a musician. 417 00:36:31,007 --> 00:36:34,507 - What do you play? - Piano. 418 00:36:34,594 --> 00:36:37,085 - Would you play something? - No, no... 419 00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,801 - Hey, Will, play something. - No... 420 00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,433 Come on. 421 00:36:41,518 --> 00:36:44,305 - Come on. You never play any more. - I know. 422 00:36:44,396 --> 00:36:46,435 - He's good. - I need a shot. 423 00:36:46,523 --> 00:36:50,390 - Do you guys want to do a shot? - Shots? We love shots. 424 00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:56,072 - Er, woo-woos, melon balls? - Chicks like num-nums. 425 00:36:56,157 --> 00:37:00,570 - Whiskey. - Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is. 426 00:37:00,662 --> 00:37:02,701 - Stan, six shorts. - Who's Stan? 427 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:05,031 You got it. 428 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:07,283 Thank you. 429 00:37:07,377 --> 00:37:08,836 Gotcha. 430 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,498 Irish. 431 00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:16,123 So, Willie, you gonna play something or what? 432 00:37:17,679 --> 00:37:20,004 All right. All right. 433 00:37:20,098 --> 00:37:21,509 All right. 434 00:37:38,241 --> 00:37:39,439 Hey, buddy. 435 00:37:39,534 --> 00:37:42,868 Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that. 436 00:37:42,954 --> 00:37:45,492 Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy. 437 00:37:45,582 --> 00:37:49,330 Stinky's cousin. He's related! 438 00:38:05,435 --> 00:38:07,973 What's this song? 439 00:38:08,063 --> 00:38:09,972 You don't know this? 440 00:38:42,305 --> 00:38:43,716 Take it, buddy. 441 00:39:35,108 --> 00:39:38,607 I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane. 442 00:39:38,695 --> 00:39:43,855 You know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue. 443 00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:46,322 Yes. Let me explain something to you. 444 00:39:46,411 --> 00:39:48,783 Girls with big tits have big asses. 445 00:39:48,872 --> 00:39:52,537 Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes. 446 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,832 God doesn't fuck around. He's fair. 447 00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:57,245 He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits 448 00:39:57,338 --> 00:39:59,746 and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. 449 00:39:59,841 --> 00:40:02,842 It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. 450 00:40:05,889 --> 00:40:07,680 Hey, Mitch. 451 00:40:07,765 --> 00:40:09,094 Thank you. 452 00:40:09,184 --> 00:40:11,639 Oh, guys, look what we have here. 453 00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:14,515 Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that? 454 00:40:14,606 --> 00:40:18,473 - I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist. 455 00:40:18,568 --> 00:40:22,233 Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river. 456 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:24,314 Well, it's a fucking weave, OK? 457 00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:28,191 And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them. 458 00:40:28,286 --> 00:40:30,907 Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies. 459 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:35,077 Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city. 460 00:40:35,168 --> 00:40:37,837 And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis. 461 00:40:37,921 --> 00:40:41,337 Pubic hair being so unruly and all. 462 00:40:41,424 --> 00:40:44,627 This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit. 463 00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:49,968 Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, 464 00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:53,224 the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... 465 00:40:53,311 --> 00:40:56,098 These are not real women. They're beauty freaks. 466 00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:59,059 They make us normal women with our wrinkles, 467 00:40:59,150 --> 00:41:03,479 our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate. 468 00:41:03,571 --> 00:41:05,279 Well, I don't buy it. 469 00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:10,276 But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women, 470 00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:14,284 you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic. 471 00:41:14,374 --> 00:41:18,917 What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home, 472 00:41:19,003 --> 00:41:22,253 then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?! 473 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,211 You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch. 474 00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:27,590 - You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me! 475 00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:31,463 Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson. 476 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:34,512 He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. 477 00:41:34,602 --> 00:41:38,600 If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, 478 00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:43,517 you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep. 479 00:41:43,611 --> 00:41:47,739 And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her. 480 00:41:47,824 --> 00:41:50,113 Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her 481 00:41:50,201 --> 00:41:53,404 after about, what, 20 or 30 years? 482 00:41:55,498 --> 00:41:59,710 Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude. 483 00:41:59,794 --> 00:42:03,128 No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, 484 00:42:03,214 --> 00:42:06,915 unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical, 485 00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:08,552 it's going to get old, OK? 486 00:42:08,636 --> 00:42:11,590 And you guys have got to get a grip, 487 00:42:11,681 --> 00:42:15,595 otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy. 488 00:42:18,855 --> 00:42:20,314 What was that? 489 00:42:20,398 --> 00:42:22,272 I have to wait for you, Pete? 490 00:42:22,358 --> 00:42:24,066 I don't know. 491 00:42:24,152 --> 00:42:28,897 - Great ass. - Nice tits. Come on. Let's go. 492 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,259 - Hey. - What's up? 493 00:42:58,353 --> 00:43:00,179 Nothing. 494 00:43:03,816 --> 00:43:05,856 Who's the guy? 495 00:43:06,694 --> 00:43:12,448 - Andrew Willis. He's in my class. - Oh. He your boyfriend? 496 00:43:13,618 --> 00:43:16,156 I don't know. I guess. He's OK. 497 00:43:16,954 --> 00:43:18,994 He seemed a little short. 498 00:43:19,082 --> 00:43:22,914 - He's 12 years old, Willie. - Oh, right. 499 00:43:24,212 --> 00:43:26,963 So, he's not really... Right. 500 00:43:27,048 --> 00:43:28,791 Are you OK? 501 00:43:28,883 --> 00:43:30,923 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why? 502 00:43:31,010 --> 00:43:35,222 - You seem a little flavoured today. - No! No, I'm cool. 503 00:43:35,306 --> 00:43:36,966 Cool. 504 00:43:37,058 --> 00:43:38,469 Yeah. 505 00:43:40,603 --> 00:43:43,390 So, tell me something. What do you kids...? 506 00:43:43,481 --> 00:43:46,815 What is it you do, kids your age, on the weekend? 507 00:43:46,901 --> 00:43:50,733 Well, what we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, 508 00:43:50,822 --> 00:43:53,657 bingeing on Entenmanns and listening to Pink Floyd. 509 00:43:53,741 --> 00:43:54,904 Really? 510 00:43:54,992 --> 00:43:57,662 You are flavoured today. 511 00:43:59,414 --> 00:44:02,331 - Oh, you're kidding? - The Entenmanns part was true. 512 00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:05,334 Oh. Wow. 513 00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:10,212 So... you like this guy Andrew? 514 00:44:11,342 --> 00:44:15,969 He's OK. He's into male contraception which is nice for a change. 515 00:44:17,265 --> 00:44:20,598 Joking. You really got to chill, Will. 516 00:44:20,685 --> 00:44:22,808 Right. Right. 517 00:44:24,439 --> 00:44:27,309 I'm gonna go inside. 518 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,484 - You sure you're OK? - I'll be OK. 519 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,313 Good. 520 00:44:34,615 --> 00:44:36,323 Hey, Marty! 521 00:44:37,201 --> 00:44:38,779 Yes? 522 00:44:40,455 --> 00:44:43,206 Ah, forgot what I was going to say. 523 00:44:45,668 --> 00:44:47,210 See you around. 524 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:49,872 Bye. 525 00:44:53,384 --> 00:44:57,085 - I owe you five bucks, right? - I think it's more than that. 526 00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,216 - This controller's broken. - Shut up. 527 00:45:00,308 --> 00:45:02,977 - My X button doesn't work. - You always say that. 528 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,634 It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy? 529 00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,224 Yep. 530 00:45:07,315 --> 00:45:09,354 - Is she hot? - She's nice. 531 00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:12,609 Ascribe a numerical value - face, body, personality. 532 00:45:12,695 --> 00:45:14,735 I'm not gonna do that. 533 00:45:14,822 --> 00:45:17,609 - Come on. Do it. - Don't be vile. 534 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,986 - Grow up. Do it. - You don't have to. 535 00:45:21,078 --> 00:45:23,155 I don't know, let's see. Face... 536 00:45:23,247 --> 00:45:27,494 - We need a frame of reference. - I thought I was vile. 537 00:45:27,585 --> 00:45:29,708 - You gotta do it proper. - Who? 538 00:45:29,796 --> 00:45:31,503 Kelly Norman. 539 00:45:31,589 --> 00:45:36,002 All right. Let's see. Kelly Norman - face, six; 540 00:45:36,093 --> 00:45:38,881 body, eight and a half; 541 00:45:38,971 --> 00:45:40,881 personality, four. 542 00:45:40,973 --> 00:45:43,927 Yes, sir. 543 00:45:44,018 --> 00:45:46,687 - Jennifer Colton. - Jennifer Colton? 544 00:45:48,356 --> 00:45:50,099 Face, one; 545 00:45:50,775 --> 00:45:53,729 body, two; personality, three. 546 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:57,687 - OK, I got it, so... - Wait! 547 00:45:57,782 --> 00:46:00,237 Carmen Swisher. 548 00:46:00,910 --> 00:46:03,448 - Who? - Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star. 549 00:46:03,538 --> 00:46:06,029 - I don't know her. - Yeah, you do. 550 00:46:06,123 --> 00:46:07,783 She's in Fistful Of Vixens. 551 00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:12,668 The one who gets all of her orifices penetrated by those circus midgets? 552 00:46:12,755 --> 00:46:16,373 Oh shit, that's her? That's her name? She's good. 553 00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:18,507 - Very talented girl. - Very talented. 554 00:46:18,594 --> 00:46:20,254 Face, seven; 555 00:46:20,346 --> 00:46:22,884 body, nine and a half... 556 00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:27,226 and personality - well, the sky's the limit. 557 00:46:28,396 --> 00:46:30,969 Those midgets got a real kick out of her. 558 00:46:31,065 --> 00:46:32,310 Exactly. 559 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,807 So do Tracy now. 560 00:46:34,902 --> 00:46:36,610 Tracy. 561 00:46:40,324 --> 00:46:44,239 Face - good, solid... seven and a half. 562 00:46:45,121 --> 00:46:49,747 Body - good, solid... seven and a half. 563 00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:54,625 Personality - good, solid... 564 00:46:56,173 --> 00:46:57,965 seven and a half. 565 00:46:58,050 --> 00:47:01,466 - Sounds excellent, man. - When's she coming in? 566 00:47:01,554 --> 00:47:06,761 He has the puck! He shoots, he scores. Yes! Two nothing. 567 00:47:08,603 --> 00:47:12,896 Tommy, would you mind pulling over? I have to go to the bathroom. 568 00:47:12,982 --> 00:47:16,517 What? We're gonna be at the restaurant in five minutes. 569 00:47:16,611 --> 00:47:20,359 No, it's gonna take longer than that. We could just pull in here. 570 00:47:20,448 --> 00:47:23,568 The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant in five minutes. 571 00:47:23,659 --> 00:47:27,111 I'm not feeling good. I just need to go in quick. 572 00:47:27,204 --> 00:47:30,371 Did you eat today? Did you eat anything? 573 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:32,664 - I ate. - What did you eat? 574 00:47:32,752 --> 00:47:36,915 - What did you eat? - It doesn't matter what I ate. 575 00:47:37,006 --> 00:47:41,383 You never eat, then get stomach pains and wonder why. 576 00:47:41,469 --> 00:47:44,589 - Cos you didn't eat. - I did so. 577 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,171 You can't do this. It's eight o'clock... 578 00:47:47,266 --> 00:47:49,757 - Stop it. - All right. Forget it. 579 00:47:49,852 --> 00:47:53,553 - Good. - I'm concerned, that's all. 580 00:47:54,774 --> 00:47:55,853 Surprise! 581 00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:08,991 That's nice. 582 00:48:11,874 --> 00:48:14,282 Happy Birthday, Birdy. 583 00:48:14,377 --> 00:48:18,754 - Did you know? - I had no idea. 584 00:48:18,839 --> 00:48:21,247 Let's get the party started. 585 00:48:21,342 --> 00:48:23,299 - I'm DJing. - No. 586 00:48:23,386 --> 00:48:25,793 Paul, no. No Jethro Tull. 587 00:48:31,936 --> 00:48:33,644 Hey, you're looking great. 588 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:44,571 - He didn't know. - It was beautiful. 589 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,575 - Second course. - That's right. 590 00:48:56,669 --> 00:48:59,836 - Yo, what's up, guys? - What's up, man? 591 00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:06,171 Spider, let me explain. This is my domain. 592 00:49:06,262 --> 00:49:08,338 Let me explain something, my friend. 593 00:49:08,431 --> 00:49:10,838 This is my domain. I don't want... 594 00:49:17,023 --> 00:49:19,774 It ought to be Stinky's - big sign... 595 00:49:19,859 --> 00:49:21,982 Our motto - "Go ugly early". 596 00:49:25,906 --> 00:49:29,441 I like that. Stinky's. It would look good on the matches. 597 00:49:29,535 --> 00:49:36,119 You know what I was thinking? We planned all this in the salon... 598 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,960 Congratulations to all of us. 599 00:49:39,045 --> 00:49:41,417 You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon. 600 00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:01,476 Hey, Darian. 601 00:50:03,235 --> 00:50:07,482 - What the fuck is she doing? - Your boy's fucked now, buddy. 602 00:50:07,573 --> 00:50:11,571 - Holy shit! - Oh, Christ! 603 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:15,705 Food for the hungry, drink for the thirsty... 604 00:50:18,209 --> 00:50:21,578 - Shit. - The odds just increased. 605 00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:23,295 Fuck, man. Who told her? 606 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:28,256 It's all right. I'm sure she's just gonna walk right back out. 607 00:50:28,344 --> 00:50:30,087 Darian. 608 00:50:31,222 --> 00:50:33,843 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 609 00:50:33,933 --> 00:50:37,977 - That's really nice. Thanks. - I got this for your birthday. 610 00:50:38,062 --> 00:50:43,269 - I mean this is for you and for me. - Thanks, guys. 611 00:50:44,735 --> 00:50:47,902 - It's too much. - Somebody should go over. 612 00:50:47,988 --> 00:50:50,028 You smell good. 613 00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:53,785 - Let's get outta here. - You wanna go? 614 00:50:53,869 --> 00:50:56,870 - We're going! - Fine. I'm ready to go. 615 00:50:56,956 --> 00:51:00,538 She polluted the air, as far as I'm concerned. 616 00:51:00,626 --> 00:51:05,786 - Don't even think twice about it. - Get home early. Pay the sitter. 617 00:51:06,549 --> 00:51:09,087 - Do you like it? - I don't know. 618 00:51:09,176 --> 00:51:11,584 - I put the bow on. - It's really nice. 619 00:51:11,679 --> 00:51:15,344 - Should we do something? - What? 620 00:51:15,432 --> 00:51:17,472 What the fuck is that? 621 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:23,888 - I don't understand. - I have no idea why she's here. 622 00:51:23,983 --> 00:51:26,900 But it's classic Birdman. 623 00:51:26,986 --> 00:51:29,655 It's not funny, but it is true. 624 00:51:48,632 --> 00:51:52,760 - Steven's in New York. - That's great. Great. 625 00:51:53,888 --> 00:51:56,343 Kristen's with my folks. 626 00:51:56,432 --> 00:51:57,843 Uh-huh. 627 00:52:04,356 --> 00:52:07,393 It was your special night, Tommy. 628 00:52:08,944 --> 00:52:11,518 Why couldn't I share in your special night? 629 00:52:11,614 --> 00:52:13,737 Because... 630 00:52:13,824 --> 00:52:15,105 Good night, Darian. 631 00:52:17,536 --> 00:52:19,861 I want you to come inside. 632 00:52:19,955 --> 00:52:22,577 I'm not goin' inside. 633 00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:28,835 Come on, Tommy. I have to give you your real present. 634 00:52:28,923 --> 00:52:32,457 What you gave me is fine, OK? Darian, come on. 635 00:52:33,677 --> 00:52:36,049 Come on. 636 00:52:36,138 --> 00:52:38,925 You can slip into something more comfortable. 637 00:52:39,016 --> 00:52:40,759 Like what? 638 00:52:40,851 --> 00:52:42,595 Like me. 639 00:52:55,074 --> 00:52:58,407 - Come on, Darian. I gotta go. - Come on, Tommy. Grow up. 640 00:52:58,494 --> 00:53:01,530 I gotta go. Just go inside, will you? 641 00:53:02,998 --> 00:53:05,074 Just get out. 642 00:53:14,134 --> 00:53:16,423 We always gotta do this, don't we? 643 00:53:16,512 --> 00:53:18,919 Just go inside. 644 00:53:20,683 --> 00:53:22,759 OK. Fuck it. 645 00:53:26,772 --> 00:53:28,397 Stupid truck. 646 00:53:38,617 --> 00:53:41,820 All I'm saying is you have this amazing thing, 647 00:53:41,912 --> 00:53:46,040 you got his person with all that potential, all that future... 648 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:49,992 This girl... is gonna be amazing. 649 00:53:50,087 --> 00:53:54,085 She's smart, she's funny... she's hot... 650 00:53:54,174 --> 00:53:56,712 - She's 13! - I know. Get over it. 651 00:53:56,802 --> 00:53:59,922 It's not a sexual thing. This is... 652 00:54:00,014 --> 00:54:02,053 - I could wait. - What? 653 00:54:02,141 --> 00:54:06,850 In ten years, she'll be 23, I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal. 654 00:54:06,937 --> 00:54:09,606 Willie... you're scaring me here. 655 00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:11,932 This girl is gonna be amazing. 656 00:54:14,194 --> 00:54:15,689 Great. 657 00:54:19,158 --> 00:54:23,867 I was actually jealous of this little kid on a bike, 658 00:54:23,954 --> 00:54:28,782 this short little kid on a bike, cos he gets to be her age now. 659 00:54:28,876 --> 00:54:32,956 I get to be some vile old man, like... What's his name? 660 00:54:33,047 --> 00:54:36,914 - Roman Polanski. - No, like... Nabokov. 661 00:54:37,009 --> 00:54:40,045 Like some Nabokov character. 662 00:54:40,137 --> 00:54:45,511 Like some old fat, hairy, fat, stinky, putrid man. 663 00:54:45,601 --> 00:54:48,685 And... 664 00:54:48,771 --> 00:54:53,349 I don't know. You just want to say to her in all sincerity, 665 00:54:53,442 --> 00:54:56,313 "Take me with you when you go." 666 00:54:57,446 --> 00:55:03,899 Willie, the girl was a zygote when you were in the seventh grade. 667 00:55:06,455 --> 00:55:09,788 So what? What are you saying? 668 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:13,707 That this is my way of postponing the inevitable? 669 00:55:13,796 --> 00:55:16,666 My way of saying I don't wanna grow old? 670 00:55:16,757 --> 00:55:21,585 No, I think it's your way of saying you don't want to grow up. 671 00:55:30,437 --> 00:55:35,432 I just want something beautiful. 672 00:55:38,946 --> 00:55:41,733 We all want something beautiful. 673 00:56:13,313 --> 00:56:18,106 Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late. I'm sorry. Is Sharon home? 674 00:56:18,193 --> 00:56:21,693 - She's sleeping, Tom. - Can I see her? 675 00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:24,651 - She's sleeping. - OK. 676 00:56:25,534 --> 00:56:29,745 I'm sorry. Could you just tell her that I stopped by? 677 00:56:31,331 --> 00:56:36,706 You should know Sharon put a lot of planning into tonight, Tom. 678 00:56:39,965 --> 00:56:42,717 Mom, it's all right. Go to bed. 679 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,754 Hey. 680 00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:47,514 I just... I want to apologise. 681 00:56:48,974 --> 00:56:51,382 You don't have to. I'm fine. 682 00:56:51,477 --> 00:56:53,434 I feel that I should explain. 683 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,518 You know what, Tommy? It's a little late. 684 00:57:00,444 --> 00:57:02,686 Yeah. OK. 685 00:57:11,497 --> 00:57:13,240 All right. 686 00:58:23,527 --> 00:58:25,650 Willie C. What's up? 687 00:58:25,737 --> 00:58:27,813 - Hey, fellas. - What's goin' on? 688 00:58:28,782 --> 00:58:30,822 You never went home last night? 689 00:58:30,909 --> 00:58:34,112 Came here. Pike is runnin'. Haven't caught a thing. 690 00:58:34,204 --> 00:58:37,158 - Guess what I did this morning. - What? 691 00:58:37,249 --> 00:58:41,412 Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin, the lovely Andera. 692 00:58:41,503 --> 00:58:46,046 - What happened? - She's going out with me. Thank you. 693 00:58:46,133 --> 00:58:48,006 Like on a date? 694 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,509 We didn't get into specifics. Jealous? 695 00:58:53,223 --> 00:58:56,224 - Well... - A little bit. 696 00:58:56,977 --> 00:58:59,931 Come on, Elle. Let's get some air. 697 00:59:07,654 --> 00:59:09,481 Jesus! 698 00:59:10,991 --> 00:59:12,818 Is that Mo? 699 00:59:13,327 --> 00:59:15,485 Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man. 700 00:59:15,579 --> 00:59:18,580 He's like a retard that doesn't know any better. 701 00:59:18,665 --> 00:59:22,366 He doesn't desire new experiences, new women, nothing. Look at him. 702 00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:26,672 He's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental. 703 00:59:26,757 --> 00:59:29,378 So he's perfectly content. 704 00:59:29,468 --> 00:59:33,512 - I gotta go take a piss. - I'll see you later. 705 00:59:44,066 --> 00:59:45,264 Hey! 706 00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:49,232 I'll see you later. 707 00:59:55,661 --> 00:59:57,819 What the heck are you doing here? 708 00:59:57,913 --> 01:00:01,745 My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there. 709 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,660 Those guys are your friends? 710 01:00:03,752 --> 01:00:06,539 - You know 'em? - They're here every Sunday. 711 01:00:06,630 --> 01:00:11,126 We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin' Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys. 712 01:00:11,218 --> 01:00:13,424 They're your friends? 713 01:00:13,512 --> 01:00:17,212 - They're acquaintances, really. - Right. 714 01:00:18,433 --> 01:00:20,426 - So, where's Scooter? - Who? 715 01:00:20,519 --> 01:00:24,433 What's his name? Billy? Tiger? Pookie? The kid on the bike? 716 01:00:24,523 --> 01:00:27,524 - Andrew? - Andrew, that's it. Where is he? 717 01:00:27,609 --> 01:00:31,358 He dorked out on me. I'm not into him any more. 718 01:00:31,446 --> 01:00:33,984 Ah. So you got someone new? 719 01:00:39,371 --> 01:00:41,328 Yep. You! 720 01:00:42,165 --> 01:00:43,161 What? 721 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,918 You. You're my new boyfriend. You up to it? 722 01:00:47,003 --> 01:00:48,628 Oh, I feel faint! 723 01:00:52,259 --> 01:00:54,216 My hero. 724 01:00:57,013 --> 01:00:59,884 So you gonna marry that girl in NYC? 725 01:00:59,975 --> 01:01:02,014 I don't know. Why? 726 01:01:03,145 --> 01:01:06,146 - I don't think you should. - How come? 727 01:01:06,231 --> 01:01:10,145 You should wait until you meet someone who excites you. 728 01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:12,691 Well, she may not be out there. 729 01:01:12,779 --> 01:01:16,397 It's like the Wizard of Oz. It was in your own backyard. 730 01:01:16,491 --> 01:01:19,196 What do you mean? 731 01:01:19,286 --> 01:01:21,741 You. Me and you. 732 01:01:25,751 --> 01:01:28,621 - Really? - Yep. You don't think? 733 01:01:28,712 --> 01:01:31,962 Well, we have a little age problem. 734 01:01:32,048 --> 01:01:34,966 I know. We're as star-crossed as Romeo and Juliet. 735 01:01:35,051 --> 01:01:37,625 It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions. 736 01:01:37,721 --> 01:01:40,128 "What light through yonder window breaks? 737 01:01:40,223 --> 01:01:42,346 "Tis the east and Juliet is the sun." 738 01:01:48,565 --> 01:01:50,059 - Weird. - No way. 739 01:01:51,109 --> 01:01:53,731 So, um... So what do we do? 740 01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:57,948 Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary, 741 01:01:58,033 --> 01:02:01,117 I'll be the laughing stock of the Brownies. 742 01:02:01,203 --> 01:02:05,200 But if your feelings for me are true, you'll wait. 743 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,245 Wait? 744 01:02:08,710 --> 01:02:11,628 Yep. Wait 5 years. 745 01:02:11,713 --> 01:02:15,248 I'll be 18 and we can walk through this world together. 746 01:02:19,346 --> 01:02:24,471 - In 5 years you won't remember me. - William. 747 01:02:24,559 --> 01:02:28,177 I'm formed and you're not. You have changes to go through. 748 01:02:28,271 --> 01:02:30,181 You'll change. 749 01:02:30,273 --> 01:02:32,764 And I'll be Winnie The Pooh to your Christopher Robin. 750 01:02:32,859 --> 01:02:36,904 No literary reference left unturned. How do you figure Pooh? 751 01:02:36,988 --> 01:02:39,859 Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh. That's how it ended. 752 01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:43,698 He had Pooh when he was a child. When he matured, 753 01:02:43,787 --> 01:02:47,370 he didn't need him any more. 754 01:02:47,457 --> 01:02:50,244 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 755 01:02:50,335 --> 01:02:52,873 Yeah, but it's true. 756 01:02:52,963 --> 01:02:57,423 You don't realise it now, but you'll be doing some changing. 757 01:03:01,721 --> 01:03:03,963 And... 758 01:03:05,225 --> 01:03:07,052 I can't be a Pooh. 759 01:03:11,565 --> 01:03:15,776 - I think I'll skate away now, Pooh. - All right, Christopher. 760 01:04:08,121 --> 01:04:11,490 - Hey, Earl. - Hey, good one! 761 01:04:22,344 --> 01:04:25,843 Sit down here. It's a better view. 762 01:04:33,855 --> 01:04:35,682 So, where are your buddies? 763 01:04:38,568 --> 01:04:40,775 - Huh? - Your buddies? 764 01:04:40,862 --> 01:04:42,902 Oh, they're gonna be late. 765 01:04:42,989 --> 01:04:46,109 Hi. A bottle of your best champagne, please. 766 01:04:46,201 --> 01:04:49,451 We don't have a best champagne. They're all the same. 767 01:04:49,537 --> 01:04:52,538 Thank you. That'll be fine. 768 01:04:59,047 --> 01:05:00,671 You really look nice. 769 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:05,133 - What is going on? - What do you mean? 770 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:07,675 - What are you doing? - What? 771 01:05:07,764 --> 01:05:11,892 - What's with this Al Capone shit? - What Al Capone shit? 772 01:05:11,977 --> 01:05:13,720 Who's the girl? 773 01:05:13,812 --> 01:05:16,682 - What girl? - That girl right over there. 774 01:05:18,191 --> 01:05:20,896 She's... She's my book-keeper. 775 01:05:20,986 --> 01:05:22,610 - Your book-keeper? - Yes. 776 01:05:22,696 --> 01:05:27,108 - You are full of shit. - She's very efficient, that girl. 777 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:32,360 Paul, I'm gonna get up and make the biggest scene you can imagine. 778 01:05:32,455 --> 01:05:36,500 She's my cousin. We fell out and we don't speak in public. 779 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:40,250 - Bye, Paul. I'm leaving. - All right, all right. 780 01:05:40,338 --> 01:05:43,256 She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up after seven years 781 01:05:43,341 --> 01:05:46,757 because she's seeing that meat cutter over there. 782 01:05:46,845 --> 01:05:50,842 It drives me crazy, OK? And... 783 01:05:50,932 --> 01:05:54,052 I was just showing off. 784 01:05:55,270 --> 01:05:57,262 Why didn't you just tell me? 785 01:05:59,065 --> 01:06:01,521 Just please don't make a scene. 786 01:06:02,485 --> 01:06:05,570 Oh, we'll make a scene. You don't need this. 787 01:06:55,622 --> 01:06:57,698 Who is that? 788 01:06:57,791 --> 01:07:00,578 - It's Paul. - No shit. 789 01:07:03,296 --> 01:07:05,336 - Who's the babe? - I don't know. 790 01:07:05,423 --> 01:07:07,463 She's gorgeous. 791 01:07:08,259 --> 01:07:10,833 Well, not gorgeous like you. 792 01:07:10,929 --> 01:07:13,799 - Gorgeous just the same. - Can we leave? 793 01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:15,301 Sure. 794 01:07:34,202 --> 01:07:35,400 Fuck! 795 01:07:44,087 --> 01:07:46,329 - Andera, where you goin'? - Home. 796 01:07:46,422 --> 01:07:49,542 - Why? - That was for you. 797 01:07:49,634 --> 01:07:53,217 I was trying to help you out. You're such a knucklehead. 798 01:07:53,304 --> 01:07:56,508 - Come back inside. - Bye, Paul. 799 01:07:56,599 --> 01:07:59,055 - Andera... - Bye, Paul. 800 01:07:59,144 --> 01:08:02,014 - Come on. - Bye, Paul. 801 01:08:02,105 --> 01:08:04,144 I'll call you tomorrow, all right? 802 01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:08,353 - She likes fresh air, you know? - Sure. 803 01:09:05,835 --> 01:09:09,619 Hey, what you doin' out so late? 804 01:09:10,965 --> 01:09:14,132 I was out with your friend Paul. 805 01:09:15,345 --> 01:09:19,093 He's not my friend, he lives in my house. 806 01:09:19,182 --> 01:09:22,765 I got roaches, I got termites and I got Paul. 807 01:09:22,852 --> 01:09:25,343 - You need a lift? - No. 808 01:09:25,438 --> 01:09:28,474 It's nice to be able to walk after dark. 809 01:09:28,566 --> 01:09:32,149 Yeah, it's one of the few perks of living here. 810 01:09:32,237 --> 01:09:34,063 It's a good one. 811 01:09:35,406 --> 01:09:40,401 Can I ask a question? How long have you been with your boyfriend? 812 01:09:40,495 --> 01:09:43,745 - Eight months. - And it's good? 813 01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:45,491 It's very good. 814 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:47,161 He makes you happy? 815 01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:48,580 Yeah. 816 01:09:52,548 --> 01:09:58,088 I look for that in a man. The ones who make me miserable never last. 817 01:09:58,179 --> 01:09:59,508 Right. 818 01:09:59,597 --> 01:10:04,722 There's four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four words. 819 01:10:04,811 --> 01:10:08,643 Good night, sweet girl. That's all it takes. 820 01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:12,647 I'm easy, I know. 821 01:10:12,735 --> 01:10:17,314 But a guy who can muster up those words is a guy I'll stay with. 822 01:10:17,407 --> 01:10:20,443 Right. You sure you don't need a ride? 823 01:10:23,538 --> 01:10:26,289 - Yeah. - All right. 824 01:10:26,374 --> 01:10:29,079 - See you around. - I'll see you. 825 01:10:33,923 --> 01:10:36,414 Good night, sweet girl. 826 01:10:51,149 --> 01:10:55,277 I spoke to Jan this morning and it's obvious she no longer cares. 827 01:10:55,361 --> 01:10:59,406 She ran out of that restaurant like a maniac, but I guess later, 828 01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:02,112 she realised she didn't give a shit. 829 01:11:02,201 --> 01:11:04,527 Yeah? 830 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:07,740 I spoke to Tracy. She's coming up for the reunion. 831 01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:10,453 Is that right? I gotta meet this Tracy. 832 01:11:13,212 --> 01:11:16,878 - You got to take this shit down. - Why? 833 01:11:16,966 --> 01:11:21,213 - You're like a serial killer. - Don't cap on my supermodels. 834 01:11:21,304 --> 01:11:23,593 - Leave it alone. - It's creepy. 835 01:11:23,681 --> 01:11:25,888 Look who's talking, Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis. 836 01:11:25,975 --> 01:11:28,134 Oh, fucking Mo! 837 01:11:28,227 --> 01:11:32,142 I don't judge. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game. 838 01:11:32,231 --> 01:11:38,436 OK. All I'm saying is you got to take all this down because it's creepy... 839 01:11:38,529 --> 01:11:43,772 Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy, 840 01:11:43,868 --> 01:11:46,074 like you've been drinking Jack all morning. 841 01:11:46,162 --> 01:11:50,326 She can make you feel high for the greatest commodity known to man - 842 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:52,824 promise, the promise of a better day, 843 01:11:52,919 --> 01:11:54,792 the promise of a greater hope, 844 01:11:54,879 --> 01:11:56,753 the promise of a new tomorrow. 845 01:11:56,839 --> 01:12:01,881 This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl - 846 01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:05,136 in her smile, in her soul, 847 01:12:05,223 --> 01:12:08,923 in the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK. 848 01:12:10,061 --> 01:12:14,106 The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are - bottled promise. 849 01:12:15,233 --> 01:12:18,399 Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels. 850 01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:27,157 I am now going to check your freezer for human heads. 851 01:12:27,829 --> 01:12:31,743 A beautiful girl's all-powerful and that is as good as love. 852 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,410 That's as good as love. 853 01:12:34,627 --> 01:12:35,872 It's... 854 01:12:35,962 --> 01:12:42,581 just that I gotta think beyond a couple times a week. 855 01:12:42,677 --> 01:12:45,880 I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth 856 01:12:45,972 --> 01:12:48,510 every time I see your kid smiling at me. 857 01:12:48,599 --> 01:12:50,509 Look, Mommy. 858 01:12:51,644 --> 01:12:53,019 That's nice, honey. 859 01:12:54,188 --> 01:12:56,560 It's ridiculous. 860 01:12:56,649 --> 01:12:59,983 It's making me nuts. It's making you nuts. 861 01:13:00,069 --> 01:13:02,026 Sharon, Steven... 862 01:13:03,114 --> 01:13:06,779 I have worked it so that he has no idea. 863 01:13:06,868 --> 01:13:10,118 That's cos I don't show up at your parties drunk. 864 01:13:10,204 --> 01:13:14,913 - Sharon knew way before then. - Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit. 865 01:13:15,001 --> 01:13:20,078 Tommy, don't try to characterise my marriage as a bad one. 866 01:13:20,173 --> 01:13:24,669 - I love Steven. - So why are you fucking me? 867 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,587 I don't know. 868 01:13:29,348 --> 01:13:32,053 But I guess I won't be any more. 869 01:13:33,269 --> 01:13:36,852 No. I guess not. 870 01:13:37,648 --> 01:13:39,688 I wonder how I'll survive. 871 01:13:39,775 --> 01:13:41,400 Oh, please! 872 01:13:48,951 --> 01:13:52,996 I told Steven the reunion would be a total bore. 873 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:57,707 And I assume Sharon won't be accompanying you, right? 874 01:13:57,793 --> 01:14:01,162 No, you've taken care of that. 875 01:14:01,255 --> 01:14:03,082 - Mom. - What? 876 01:14:20,691 --> 01:14:24,903 OK, sweetie. Come on. We'll go home, OK? 877 01:14:24,987 --> 01:14:27,359 All right, put the other arm in. 878 01:14:27,448 --> 01:14:29,488 OK. Very good. 879 01:14:32,119 --> 01:14:37,410 Look. It'll be great. We'll be there alone. 880 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,121 It'll be just like the old days. 881 01:14:43,172 --> 01:14:48,842 And we'll see if you really just broke up with me or not. 882 01:14:48,928 --> 01:14:50,719 Let's go, honey. 883 01:15:09,574 --> 01:15:11,068 Hey. 884 01:15:12,201 --> 01:15:15,617 How you doin'? Want some wine to warm you up? 885 01:15:15,705 --> 01:15:17,163 Sure. 886 01:15:22,003 --> 01:15:23,545 Thanks, Stan. 887 01:15:53,034 --> 01:15:56,450 That was nice. Really nice. 888 01:15:57,705 --> 01:16:01,288 Less intense and emotionally possessed than normal, 889 01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:05,539 but no less effective because of its pointless colouration. 890 01:16:05,630 --> 01:16:07,254 Excuse me? 891 01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:11,800 My teacher's exact comment after my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue. 892 01:16:11,886 --> 01:16:14,044 When in doubt, go Gershwin. 893 01:16:14,847 --> 01:16:16,472 You drunk? 894 01:16:17,975 --> 01:16:20,549 I don't know but you both look beautiful. 895 01:16:22,730 --> 01:16:24,354 So why the sad face? 896 01:16:25,941 --> 01:16:30,271 Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. 897 01:16:30,363 --> 01:16:33,814 I think you Knight's Ridge boys take the ladies way too seriously. 898 01:16:33,908 --> 01:16:36,031 Only until baseball season starts. 899 01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:40,579 Pitchers and catchers report in two months, three weeks and six days. 900 01:16:43,042 --> 01:16:45,877 - Wanna go home with me? - No. 901 01:16:45,961 --> 01:16:51,122 OK, I had to ask. To be honest, I don't find you at all attractive. 902 01:16:51,217 --> 01:16:52,877 - Really? - Really. 903 01:16:52,968 --> 01:16:56,752 - So now you wanna go home with me? - No. 904 01:16:56,847 --> 01:17:00,382 - Well, I tried every angle. - Job requirement. 905 01:17:00,476 --> 01:17:02,469 Exactly. 906 01:17:03,813 --> 01:17:05,639 Play something else. 907 01:17:05,731 --> 01:17:08,981 You don't like this boozy, after-hours musician banter? 908 01:17:09,068 --> 01:17:11,476 Can't dance to it. 909 01:17:12,363 --> 01:17:14,521 You'd be surprised. 910 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:21,277 OK, you've spurned both my sexual advances, 911 01:17:21,372 --> 01:17:26,200 my attempts at conversation, so I'm gonna reach into my bag of tricks... 912 01:17:28,796 --> 01:17:32,212 - Wanna go ice fishing? - I'd love to. 913 01:17:33,718 --> 01:17:34,832 Great. 914 01:17:37,722 --> 01:17:42,383 You know how it is at the beginnings when you first fall in love? 915 01:17:42,476 --> 01:17:44,932 You can't eat. You can't sleep. 916 01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:50,477 Getting a call from her makes your day, like seeing a shooting star. 917 01:17:50,568 --> 01:17:55,526 - It's the best. - But inevitably, it goes away. 918 01:17:55,614 --> 01:17:58,236 So, this is my thing, you see. 919 01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:02,952 Why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginnings 920 01:18:03,038 --> 01:18:06,123 before I settle into the big fade? 921 01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:10,076 The big fade? That's an awful way to put it. 922 01:18:11,213 --> 01:18:15,922 - She's coming tomorrow. - That's obvious. 923 01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:20,968 I got no feeling about that. I got a feeling of overwhelming ambivalence. 924 01:18:21,056 --> 01:18:25,434 But I would rather dread her arrival than not give a shit. 925 01:18:27,938 --> 01:18:33,312 It's amazing that there's a guy that gets to do things with you. 926 01:18:33,402 --> 01:18:36,771 He gets to make you happy, spend evenings with you... 927 01:18:36,864 --> 01:18:39,355 Make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison... 928 01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:42,866 - Smell your skin... - ...after a day at the beach. 929 01:18:42,953 --> 01:18:46,405 - And read the papers... - ...on a Sunday morning. 930 01:18:46,499 --> 01:18:50,876 A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper your belly with baby kisses. 931 01:18:53,672 --> 01:18:55,380 Sorry... 932 01:18:57,426 --> 01:19:01,839 There's a guy out there that thinks the same thing about Tracy. 933 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:07,266 He's jealous of you, you getting to do all that with her. 934 01:19:10,689 --> 01:19:15,019 Can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger 935 01:19:15,110 --> 01:19:19,191 on a frozen lake with just an oil light to guide your way? 936 01:19:19,907 --> 01:19:22,363 Can you think of anything better? 937 01:19:22,451 --> 01:19:24,610 Going back to Chicago. 938 01:19:24,703 --> 01:19:29,282 Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison. 939 01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:33,709 Sunday papers. Got you. 940 01:19:35,923 --> 01:19:37,334 I gotta go. 941 01:19:41,929 --> 01:19:43,340 Hey. 942 01:19:44,431 --> 01:19:47,005 Why do I feel like I'll never see you again? 943 01:19:48,060 --> 01:19:50,266 You'll see me again, Willie. 944 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,690 Damn. 945 01:20:33,397 --> 01:20:35,140 Hi. 946 01:20:48,245 --> 01:20:49,787 You look awful. 947 01:20:50,915 --> 01:20:54,366 - I've been drunk for two weeks. - Nice. 948 01:20:56,337 --> 01:21:00,999 - How was it, the drive? - The roads were awful. Sheet ice. 949 01:21:01,091 --> 01:21:03,167 You got here safe. I'll make you some tea. 950 01:21:09,391 --> 01:21:13,555 That was delicious. Really superb, Tracy. 951 01:21:13,646 --> 01:21:16,137 - Thank you. - The fact that you can cook, 952 01:21:16,231 --> 01:21:19,185 rolled into the fact that you're a successful lawyer 953 01:21:19,276 --> 01:21:23,606 and the fact that you are stunning to look at, just makes me insane. 954 01:21:25,950 --> 01:21:27,527 Bobby! 955 01:21:28,661 --> 01:21:30,487 I'm flattered, Bobby. 956 01:21:32,039 --> 01:21:34,078 It really was superb, Tracy. 957 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:39,210 - All right, we're gonna shower... - Why? 958 01:21:39,296 --> 01:21:42,630 We're going over to Mo's for a pre-bash thing. Why? 959 01:21:42,716 --> 01:21:45,290 You want to shower first or should I? 960 01:21:45,386 --> 01:21:48,885 Why don't you shower first, Will? 961 01:21:48,973 --> 01:21:52,840 We can take the rest of the time to bond. 962 01:21:52,935 --> 01:21:56,351 - Go ahead. I'll be fine. - Superb. 963 01:21:58,023 --> 01:21:59,731 It really was superb, Tracy. 964 01:22:19,753 --> 01:22:20,785 Hey! 965 01:22:25,092 --> 01:22:27,963 Romeo And Juliet, the dyslexic version. 966 01:22:29,513 --> 01:22:33,345 - What are you doing? - Another exciting Saturday night. 967 01:22:33,434 --> 01:22:36,719 You got many exciting Saturday nights in your future. 968 01:22:36,812 --> 01:22:39,268 Yeah. Yeah. 969 01:22:42,067 --> 01:22:45,567 - So your lady's here, huh? - Yeah. 970 01:22:47,489 --> 01:22:51,902 I saw her. She's really pretty. 971 01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:56,831 She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though. 972 01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,371 Got that boob thing going for her, though. 973 01:23:00,461 --> 01:23:03,664 And she can get into R-rated movies. 974 01:23:04,798 --> 01:23:09,840 Two words not in her vocabulary - "lunch money". 975 01:23:18,729 --> 01:23:20,638 Hey, Marty. 976 01:23:26,361 --> 01:23:28,935 I hope we stay in touch. 977 01:23:29,031 --> 01:23:35,365 Cos I hope to learn someday about what you're doing. 978 01:23:35,454 --> 01:23:39,831 Cos I think whatever it is, it'll be amazing. 979 01:23:42,211 --> 01:23:43,835 I really do. 980 01:23:45,923 --> 01:23:47,333 Thank you. 981 01:23:47,424 --> 01:23:49,132 You got it. 982 01:24:03,232 --> 01:24:06,435 - It was great. - I'm glad you enjoyed it. 983 01:24:06,527 --> 01:24:10,820 - Thank you for coming. - Trace, we gotta get going. 984 01:24:12,241 --> 01:24:13,783 Bye. 985 01:24:16,203 --> 01:24:20,699 - Take care, now. Be careful! - Stay warm, guys. 986 01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:23,835 Bye. 987 01:24:30,551 --> 01:24:34,418 It's unbelievable. They haven't liked anyone since Steve McQueen died. 988 01:24:34,513 --> 01:24:37,798 - You just... - They're nice. 989 01:24:37,891 --> 01:24:41,889 Nice. They're as far away from nice as... 990 01:24:41,979 --> 01:24:45,098 If nice is London, they are Tokyo. 991 01:24:45,190 --> 01:24:46,934 OK. 992 01:24:49,111 --> 01:24:51,150 You're nice. 993 01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:04,827 I can't believe you're not gonna go. 994 01:25:04,918 --> 01:25:07,374 I'm laying low. You have fun. 995 01:25:07,462 --> 01:25:11,246 You loved high school. Everybody's gonna wonder what happened. 996 01:25:11,341 --> 01:25:14,129 So tell them I'm in Geneva, 997 01:25:14,219 --> 01:25:18,003 doing my presentation on sub-zero water removal. 998 01:25:18,098 --> 01:25:20,636 You just wanna sit here like a loser. 999 01:25:20,726 --> 01:25:24,676 Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. 1000 01:25:29,693 --> 01:25:32,149 - No shit? - Back to back. 1001 01:25:32,237 --> 01:25:35,820 Holy shit. Fuck! 1002 01:25:37,034 --> 01:25:38,314 Fuck! 1003 01:25:38,410 --> 01:25:43,452 364 nights a year I do dick. The one night I decide to go out... 1004 01:25:43,540 --> 01:25:45,829 You gotta tape it for me. 1005 01:25:45,918 --> 01:25:48,373 - Can't do it. - Why not? 1006 01:25:48,462 --> 01:25:50,917 You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. 1007 01:25:51,006 --> 01:25:55,004 You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else. 1008 01:25:56,470 --> 01:25:58,178 That's a good point. 1009 01:25:58,263 --> 01:26:00,505 Falcon Eddie. 1010 01:26:00,599 --> 01:26:05,177 Man, was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falcon Eddie? 1011 01:26:05,270 --> 01:26:06,468 No. 1012 01:26:09,358 --> 01:26:11,730 - You're gonna watch it? - Yep. 1013 01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:14,191 - All 12 parts? - Back to back. 1014 01:26:17,241 --> 01:26:18,783 Shit. 1015 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:23,860 It's a tough call. You're a bastard. 1016 01:26:23,956 --> 01:26:25,201 Yep. 1017 01:26:28,752 --> 01:26:30,163 Oh, shit... 1018 01:26:35,425 --> 01:26:37,465 Don't drink too much punch. 1019 01:26:50,315 --> 01:26:52,355 Stanley, you kill me. 1020 01:26:52,442 --> 01:26:56,939 - How does that work? - That's not what I practise... 1021 01:26:57,030 --> 01:26:59,652 - You want some more? - Yeah. 1022 01:26:59,741 --> 01:27:03,110 Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good? 1023 01:27:03,203 --> 01:27:06,239 So, listen... I like this. 1024 01:27:06,331 --> 01:27:08,240 She makes those herself. 1025 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,705 Mohammed, one white wine, please. 1026 01:27:10,794 --> 01:27:14,839 - Willie, she is delightful. - Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison? 1027 01:27:14,923 --> 01:27:17,710 She's amazing. What is your malfunction? 1028 01:27:17,801 --> 01:27:22,546 She's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, nice rack... 1029 01:27:22,639 --> 01:27:25,889 - Nice rack. - She's charming, rich, great ass... 1030 01:27:25,976 --> 01:27:29,012 - You mentioned that. - It's that good, Will. 1031 01:27:33,191 --> 01:27:35,647 - Hey, Frank? - Hey, Tommy. 1032 01:27:35,736 --> 01:27:38,653 - Get a Bud? - Sure. 1033 01:27:56,298 --> 01:28:00,711 - You're beautiful. - Always room for improvement. 1034 01:28:00,802 --> 01:28:04,254 Do you know who you look like? Ally Sheedy. 1035 01:28:04,348 --> 01:28:07,763 Do you know Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened to her? 1036 01:28:07,851 --> 01:28:11,185 She was in The Breakfast Club with the Estevez brothers. 1037 01:28:11,271 --> 01:28:14,225 - That's right. - I've never seen her since. 1038 01:28:14,316 --> 01:28:17,566 - Did you ever see Misery? - No. 1039 01:28:17,652 --> 01:28:22,991 - Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates. - Oh, don't you say that! 1040 01:28:23,075 --> 01:28:26,942 Did you hear Andera went back to Chicago? 1041 01:28:27,037 --> 01:28:30,572 She was supposed to stay for the reunion, but she just left. 1042 01:28:30,665 --> 01:28:32,457 Really? 1043 01:28:33,585 --> 01:28:36,539 What did you do to her in that shack? 1044 01:28:36,630 --> 01:28:39,584 I told you, we just talked. 1045 01:28:39,674 --> 01:28:43,672 - You told her things, didn't you? - What things? 1046 01:28:43,762 --> 01:28:48,091 - You let her behind the curtain. - Maybe she missed her boyfriend. 1047 01:28:48,183 --> 01:28:51,018 You let her behind the curtain. I know. 1048 01:28:51,103 --> 01:28:52,811 Never let 'em behind, Will. 1049 01:28:52,896 --> 01:28:57,772 You never let them see the old man working the levers of the great Oz. 1050 01:28:57,859 --> 01:29:01,228 They're all sisters, Willie. They aren't allowed back there. 1051 01:29:01,321 --> 01:29:02,981 They mustn't see. 1052 01:29:05,867 --> 01:29:11,028 Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit? 1053 01:29:11,123 --> 01:29:13,744 You say it like it's a bad thing. 1054 01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:37,561 Hi, Darian. Good to see you. 1055 01:29:37,649 --> 01:29:39,024 Susan. 1056 01:29:41,528 --> 01:29:44,482 - ...and your last name? - Smalls. 1057 01:29:48,410 --> 01:29:51,577 Say, didn't you used to be Darian Smalls? 1058 01:29:51,663 --> 01:29:56,159 - That's right. - I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me? 1059 01:29:56,251 --> 01:29:57,626 No. 1060 01:29:58,462 --> 01:30:02,673 I used to have a weight problem. You called me Peter the Eater. 1061 01:30:02,757 --> 01:30:06,969 - You made me cry in seventh grade. - I did? 1062 01:30:07,053 --> 01:30:08,880 I'm sorry. 1063 01:30:08,972 --> 01:30:11,261 You here alone? 1064 01:30:14,144 --> 01:30:19,185 - Yeah, I guess I am. - That's weird. Darian Smalls alone. 1065 01:30:19,274 --> 01:30:21,563 God you were something in those days. 1066 01:30:21,651 --> 01:30:23,691 You were beautiful. 1067 01:30:24,821 --> 01:30:28,237 But if you don't mind me saying, mean as a snake. 1068 01:30:29,951 --> 01:30:31,991 You were as mean as a snake. 1069 01:30:50,138 --> 01:30:52,807 Hello, Tom. 1070 01:30:52,891 --> 01:30:54,469 Steve. 1071 01:30:54,559 --> 01:30:57,644 How come you're not at the reunion? 1072 01:30:57,729 --> 01:31:01,643 - Wasn't into it. - Won't Darian be disappointed? 1073 01:31:04,194 --> 01:31:06,233 - Did she go? - Yeah. 1074 01:31:06,321 --> 01:31:09,571 - That's nice. - Can I buy you a drink? 1075 01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:14,568 - No, I got one. - Come on, Tom. One drink. 1076 01:31:14,663 --> 01:31:17,533 I was just gonna be leaving. 1077 01:31:17,624 --> 01:31:19,451 OK. 1078 01:31:20,293 --> 01:31:23,413 Let me see if I got this straight. 1079 01:31:23,505 --> 01:31:28,499 I can't buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick into my wife. 1080 01:31:31,096 --> 01:31:34,299 - Frank, shot of rye. - Two. 1081 01:31:37,602 --> 01:31:40,307 See, I think it's Knight's Ridge. 1082 01:31:40,397 --> 01:31:43,267 Fucking working-class towns, man. 1083 01:31:43,358 --> 01:31:46,193 Girls here see a tool belt, they get moist. 1084 01:31:46,278 --> 01:31:49,777 I got an extra one I can lend you, Steve. 1085 01:31:49,864 --> 01:31:53,565 Hook you up with some vice grips, ratchet... 1086 01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:56,696 Don't fuck with me, man. 1087 01:31:58,665 --> 01:32:02,579 Don't worry about them, either. This is me and you. 1088 01:32:02,669 --> 01:32:05,919 You know, I don't think it is, Steve. 1089 01:32:06,006 --> 01:32:10,881 You don't strike me as the type who fights his own battles, 1090 01:32:10,969 --> 01:32:13,923 but I give you the benefit of the doubt. 1091 01:32:15,724 --> 01:32:21,596 I tell you what. Drink your shot, go back to your boys, 1092 01:32:21,688 --> 01:32:26,979 play quarters, whatever you frat boys do and I'll get out of your hair. 1093 01:32:27,068 --> 01:32:29,144 Thanks, Frank. 1094 01:32:52,093 --> 01:32:55,462 - You couldn't leave it alone. - That's right, mother... 1095 01:33:26,378 --> 01:33:28,287 Fuck. You. 1096 01:33:37,222 --> 01:33:40,139 - Let's go. - Fuckin' lowlife. 1097 01:33:40,225 --> 01:33:42,098 Fuckin' showed him. 1098 01:33:52,445 --> 01:33:53,560 Shit! 1099 01:33:53,655 --> 01:33:55,612 - Michael! - What? 1100 01:33:55,699 --> 01:34:00,360 Frank just called. Tommy got the shit kicked out of him. 1101 01:34:00,453 --> 01:34:02,280 - By who? - Let's go. 1102 01:34:02,372 --> 01:34:07,283 - I don't think you should. - Sarah, not now, OK? Come on. 1103 01:34:07,377 --> 01:34:10,082 I'm goin'. Come on. 1104 01:34:12,382 --> 01:34:15,585 - Will? Willie? - Go. 1105 01:34:31,276 --> 01:34:34,858 - Where is he? - He didn't want me to call the cops. 1106 01:34:35,989 --> 01:34:37,863 Thanks. 1107 01:34:38,992 --> 01:34:41,993 - Who the fuck did this? - Calm down, Mo. 1108 01:34:42,078 --> 01:34:44,486 Frank, who did this? 1109 01:34:44,581 --> 01:34:47,072 Rossmore. He and his buddies. 1110 01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:49,574 - Where are you goin'? - To find Rossmore. 1111 01:34:49,669 --> 01:34:54,627 - Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson. - Get him to a hospital. Come on. 1112 01:35:04,768 --> 01:35:09,180 It's snowing. I can't believe I'm gonna have to plough tonight. 1113 01:35:10,565 --> 01:35:12,688 Tommy was sleeping with his wife. 1114 01:35:14,277 --> 01:35:15,771 So? 1115 01:35:17,405 --> 01:35:19,777 It's not like he was that innocent. 1116 01:35:19,866 --> 01:35:22,950 So he deserved that? You see his face? 1117 01:35:23,036 --> 01:35:25,990 Look, this does present a moral dilemma. 1118 01:35:31,544 --> 01:35:34,747 All right, fuck him. Let's lynch the bastard. 1119 01:35:56,069 --> 01:35:58,108 You got a plan? 1120 01:36:01,950 --> 01:36:03,325 No plan. 1121 01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:06,529 - Think he's here? - I don't know. 1122 01:36:07,205 --> 01:36:10,159 - Fucking douchebag, man. - Easy, Mo. 1123 01:36:10,250 --> 01:36:12,289 Take it easy. 1124 01:36:12,836 --> 01:36:16,536 You fuck with my friend, you fuck with me! 1125 01:36:16,631 --> 01:36:21,376 Beat up my friend, you beat up me! You fuck with me, you fuck with you! 1126 01:36:21,469 --> 01:36:24,387 You get mad when you drink, you don't drink! 1127 01:36:25,682 --> 01:36:28,801 - What are you talking about? - Don't talk back. 1128 01:36:31,688 --> 01:36:33,727 - What? - We got company. 1129 01:36:34,691 --> 01:36:38,060 The cavalry has arrived. Assholes. 1130 01:36:51,791 --> 01:36:53,831 Car trouble, fellas? 1131 01:36:56,588 --> 01:36:58,627 I didn't even see you! 1132 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:06,755 Now, where were we, shithead? 1133 01:37:11,978 --> 01:37:14,184 Daddy, what's going on? 1134 01:37:18,651 --> 01:37:22,566 I'm just trying to save my family here, man, all right? 1135 01:37:32,457 --> 01:37:36,122 - Just stay away from us, Stevie. - Come on. 1136 01:37:38,504 --> 01:37:41,838 Hey, darlin', just go back inside. I'll be right in. 1137 01:37:41,925 --> 01:37:43,632 OK. 1138 01:37:53,519 --> 01:37:56,604 - All right? - Yeah, let's get outta here. 1139 01:38:00,652 --> 01:38:03,736 Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit... 1140 01:38:03,821 --> 01:38:06,491 - What did you say? - Just babbling. 1141 01:38:06,574 --> 01:38:08,199 See you, fellas. 1142 01:38:42,568 --> 01:38:44,976 - How is he? - I don't know. 1143 01:38:45,071 --> 01:38:48,772 - What did they say? - They didn't say nothin'. 1144 01:38:49,701 --> 01:38:52,904 - How are you? - You guys do your macho things? 1145 01:38:52,996 --> 01:38:57,040 We just went over and Mo pushed him around a bit. 1146 01:39:01,087 --> 01:39:07,540 - Did you tell Annie we'd be late? - Yeah. I told her to sleep over. 1147 01:39:07,635 --> 01:39:12,344 - That was good. - You OK? 1148 01:39:12,432 --> 01:39:14,223 Yeah. 1149 01:39:14,308 --> 01:39:16,978 - I'm sorry. - Just don't... 1150 01:39:17,061 --> 01:39:19,101 - I'm sorry. - I know. 1151 01:39:20,898 --> 01:39:22,642 I love you, baby. 1152 01:39:22,734 --> 01:39:25,651 Miss, would you check on room 309, please? 1153 01:39:25,737 --> 01:39:28,654 - You haven't heard anything? - Here we go. 1154 01:39:29,532 --> 01:39:32,105 - Who called her? - I don't know. 1155 01:39:32,201 --> 01:39:34,443 Who do you think? Me. 1156 01:39:34,537 --> 01:39:38,120 - What's up? - He's gonna be OK. 1157 01:39:38,207 --> 01:39:42,704 He has a concussion, two broken ribs and took about 30 stitches. 1158 01:39:42,795 --> 01:39:46,378 - But he's gonna be OK? - Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 1159 01:39:46,466 --> 01:39:49,135 He said it's snowing and that somebody should... 1160 01:39:49,218 --> 01:39:52,006 ...sand his lots. Got it. 1161 01:39:52,096 --> 01:39:54,172 Go get 'em, Kev. 1162 01:39:54,265 --> 01:39:59,686 - I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye. - Wait. Where are you goin'? 1163 01:39:59,771 --> 01:40:01,847 We're going back tomorrow. 1164 01:40:01,939 --> 01:40:04,181 - Just like that? - Just like that. 1165 01:40:12,825 --> 01:40:14,569 Is the couch OK? 1166 01:40:14,660 --> 01:40:17,827 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 1167 01:40:19,123 --> 01:40:21,282 Sorry about tonight. 1168 01:40:21,375 --> 01:40:23,202 - I had fun. - Yeah? 1169 01:40:23,294 --> 01:40:26,663 It's pretty lively around here. 1170 01:40:26,756 --> 01:40:29,757 So how come you're coming back with me? 1171 01:40:29,842 --> 01:40:32,927 I don't know. Cos I want to. 1172 01:40:36,265 --> 01:40:40,927 - I'm not gonna take that sales job. - I don't think you should. 1173 01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:45,314 - How come? - Piano players are sexy. 1174 01:40:45,399 --> 01:40:48,519 Salesmen are uncles. 1175 01:40:48,611 --> 01:40:50,651 And uncles aren't sexy. 1176 01:40:50,738 --> 01:40:52,731 Not usually. 1177 01:41:01,499 --> 01:41:04,749 Wait, wait. This is so weird. 1178 01:41:04,836 --> 01:41:07,457 You've never had sex in here before? 1179 01:41:07,547 --> 01:41:10,038 Not with another person. 1180 01:41:20,351 --> 01:41:22,225 So... 1181 01:41:24,480 --> 01:41:27,896 So how are you holding up? Are you in pain? 1182 01:41:27,984 --> 01:41:29,692 I'm OK. 1183 01:41:34,365 --> 01:41:36,441 You look nice. 1184 01:41:36,534 --> 01:41:40,152 Thanks. I was on a date. 1185 01:41:43,791 --> 01:41:47,290 - Did you have fun? - It was OK. 1186 01:41:48,588 --> 01:41:50,414 It's weird. 1187 01:41:52,300 --> 01:41:54,423 What is? 1188 01:41:54,510 --> 01:41:59,338 I'm just lying here and I'm wondering... 1189 01:42:00,641 --> 01:42:02,764 how I got here, you know? 1190 01:42:04,520 --> 01:42:09,763 I don't mean here, I mean how I got here... 1191 01:42:09,859 --> 01:42:13,109 How I'm not anything like... 1192 01:42:13,196 --> 01:42:16,446 what I'd hoped that I'd be, you know? 1193 01:42:24,540 --> 01:42:29,831 I'm not even close to the guy I thought I'd end up being. 1194 01:42:32,590 --> 01:42:35,211 And it kind of blows. 1195 01:42:36,260 --> 01:42:38,004 You know? 1196 01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:46,383 When I think about that guy that I thought I was gonna be... 1197 01:42:49,857 --> 01:42:51,814 there's a... 1198 01:42:52,985 --> 01:42:57,943 there's this girl next to him, with him... 1199 01:43:00,493 --> 01:43:03,494 and I don't know... 1200 01:43:05,122 --> 01:43:07,329 she looks sorta like you. 1201 01:43:09,835 --> 01:43:13,204 - Sorta? - Exactly. 1202 01:43:16,092 --> 01:43:17,669 Exactly sorta. 1203 01:44:33,919 --> 01:44:36,161 - Hey. - Hey. 1204 01:44:39,550 --> 01:44:41,590 You look excellent. 1205 01:44:43,929 --> 01:44:45,887 Did you guys fuck up Rossmore? 1206 01:44:45,973 --> 01:44:51,050 No, we put the fear of God into him. He was a real shit. 1207 01:44:52,229 --> 01:44:56,523 - He had a right to be pissed. - How's she doing? 1208 01:44:57,902 --> 01:44:59,313 She's fine. 1209 01:44:59,403 --> 01:45:02,653 Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up with her, are you? 1210 01:45:06,118 --> 01:45:08,111 What do you think? 1211 01:45:08,204 --> 01:45:13,411 She's one of the good ones. Why do we always fuck up the good ones? 1212 01:45:14,960 --> 01:45:17,796 I don't know. I've been pretty successful at it. 1213 01:45:19,799 --> 01:45:22,669 Listen, I just came by to say goodbye. 1214 01:45:22,760 --> 01:45:25,595 - I'm taking off. - Taking off? 1215 01:45:25,679 --> 01:45:28,349 - Yeah. - All right. 1216 01:45:28,432 --> 01:45:31,635 Listen, maybe I'll come down and visit. 1217 01:45:31,727 --> 01:45:34,681 Yeah, right. Like, what, spring? 1218 01:45:35,981 --> 01:45:38,057 - Spring. - Spring. 1219 01:45:38,776 --> 01:45:39,974 Hey. 1220 01:45:40,069 --> 01:45:44,565 - Don't be a stranger. - All right. Take care of each other. 1221 01:45:44,657 --> 01:45:46,899 Right. 1222 01:45:47,827 --> 01:45:51,659 - Surprise! - Oh, shit! 1223 01:45:53,165 --> 01:45:54,743 - Hey! - Hey! 1224 01:45:54,834 --> 01:45:59,211 - Tough guy, how you feelin'? - I've been better. You takin' off? 1225 01:45:59,296 --> 01:46:01,419 Yeah, I'm goin' home. 1226 01:46:01,507 --> 01:46:06,335 - Listen, say goodbye to Sarah. - Say goodbye to Tracy. 1227 01:46:06,429 --> 01:46:08,920 You figure any of that shit out? 1228 01:46:09,014 --> 01:46:11,256 You know. I'm working on it. 1229 01:46:11,350 --> 01:46:13,426 Good. 1230 01:46:13,519 --> 01:46:16,769 - I better get in there. - See you soon. 1231 01:46:16,856 --> 01:46:19,560 All right, buddy. I love you, man. 1232 01:46:21,777 --> 01:46:24,564 How you doin', bud? 1233 01:46:32,997 --> 01:46:37,244 - I'm not used to this snow. - How long is the drive? 1234 01:46:37,334 --> 01:46:40,917 About five or six hours. If he drives, for sure five... 1235 01:46:42,339 --> 01:46:46,384 - You'll have nice weather. - It won't be too bad. 1236 01:46:46,469 --> 01:46:48,627 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 1237 01:46:48,721 --> 01:46:51,508 - Front or back? - Back is good. 1238 01:47:17,124 --> 01:47:19,876 Word is Jan and Victor are engaged, Willie. 1239 01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:23,709 - How do you feel? - She drains me. They're all sisters. 1240 01:47:23,797 --> 01:47:25,292 Each and every one. 1241 01:47:25,382 --> 01:47:27,838 - Yo, Willie boy. - Hey. 1242 01:47:27,927 --> 01:47:31,130 - So you outta here? - Yep. 1243 01:47:31,222 --> 01:47:33,345 She is a honey-limbed lovely. 1244 01:47:33,432 --> 01:47:35,306 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 1245 01:47:35,392 --> 01:47:37,800 - Have a safe ride. - Trace. 1246 01:47:38,437 --> 01:47:41,438 This is Marty. Marty, Tracy. 1247 01:47:41,524 --> 01:47:44,394 - Hi, nice to meet you. - You, too. 1248 01:47:44,485 --> 01:47:48,483 - OK. Take care, big guy. - Thanks. 1249 01:47:53,285 --> 01:47:55,112 See you. 1250 01:47:59,750 --> 01:48:01,493 - You ready? - Yeah. 1251 01:48:01,585 --> 01:48:02,996 - Bye. - Bye. 1252 01:48:09,176 --> 01:48:11,169 Bye, Marty. 1253 01:48:11,262 --> 01:48:13,301 Later, Pooh. 1254 01:48:30,239 --> 01:48:32,397 Come back and see us, Will. 1255 01:48:32,491 --> 01:48:36,275 We'll be right here. Nothing changes here but the seasons. 1256 01:48:47,923 --> 01:48:50,295 So you're the little neighbourhood Lolita? 1257 01:48:50,384 --> 01:48:54,334 So you're the alcoholic, high school buddy shit-for-brains? 1258 01:48:54,638 --> 01:48:58,090 That little girl was cute. What was her name? Marcy? 1259 01:48:58,183 --> 01:49:00,093 No, no. Marty. 1260 01:49:00,185 --> 01:49:03,021 - Is it Martha? - No, as in Martin. 1261 01:49:03,105 --> 01:49:06,391 Named after a grandfather she never even knew. 1262 01:49:10,154 --> 01:49:13,071 - You OK? - Yeah. 1263 01:49:13,157 --> 01:49:15,030 Yeah, I am. 1264 01:49:15,117 --> 01:49:16,944 Superb. 1265 01:49:28,297 --> 01:49:29,672 Willie C! 1266 01:49:30,633 --> 01:49:32,755 Take care, man. 1267 01:49:32,843 --> 01:49:34,883 Stay cool. Stay cool forever. 1268 01:49:34,970 --> 01:49:36,630 All right, Kev. 1268 01:49:37,305 --> 01:49:43,361 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org