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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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Huayi brothers media corporation huayi
brothers international limited present

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presented by wang zhongjun

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Making film productions limited production

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Sorry

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not again. What's up with you lately?

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The traffic was really bad

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liar

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I just called the doorman at your place

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he said you left at 12:30

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hmm

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I didn't know you care so much about me

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I just wanna do my job

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let's get started then

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Zhou xun

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your dad's birthday's coming up

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what are you getting him?

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I dunno. Help me pick something

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he's your dad

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you know how much he likes you

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he'll be happy with anything you pick

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what did you give him last year?

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A bunch of porn

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huang xiao ming

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right

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you have such great taste!

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Well, it's been some time since my mom died

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can't blame my dad for having needs

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let's go for the same thing this year

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but hey

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burn me a copy this time

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can you behave yourself?

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What did I do wrong?

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Fine

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I've got some good news

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what?

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I'm seeing someone

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executive producer wang zhonglei

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a pang ho-cheung film

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is everything okay?

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Sorry

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my girlfriend spilled her wine

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- can you please clean it up?
- Of course

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why did he think...

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You'd be happy for him?

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He's a dumb-ass!

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He said I used to ask him

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why he's been single for so long

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he thought I'd be glad to hear the news

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well, did you use to do that?

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Of course not!

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Did 1?

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Why don't you get a girlfriend?

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Hey!

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Why aren't you seeing anyone?

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Why don't you have a girlfriend?

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Well, you can't blame him then

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I did everything I could already

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I'm a girl

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I can't just say to him

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"hey, hit on me?"

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I called you here to make her feel better

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sorry

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I'm still hung over

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alright, let me get this straight

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hey!

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You said her boyfriend cheated on her...

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With this slutty bitch from Taiwan, right?

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But he never really went out with her

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so he's not actually cheating

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he betrayed my trust!

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When we were in college, he told me

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he wouldn't date anyone

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my family's not really well off

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and my dad's getting old

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I want him to have a better life

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I wanna put my career first

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and make a good living

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- and...
- When you become a big shot

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until then...

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I won't date

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you can get a girlfriend anytime you want

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eh?

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So you knew it all along

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what?

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You can't blame him, can you?

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I was waiting for him!

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Whose side is she on?

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Leave us alone!

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Get out!

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Did you ask him how he met that bitch?

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I didn't need to

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he told me

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remember my business trip
to Taiwan last month?

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"Love is like the wind"

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"it comes and goes without a trace"

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"making you smile, leaving you in sorrow"

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excuse me...

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Can I sit here?

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Sure!

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- I haven't slept for days
- But, uh...

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Can you wake me up...

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When we get to terminal 27?

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Thanks

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okay

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She was sleeping like a kitten

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I felt this urge to protect her

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I guess men work out at the gym

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so that one day we can give girls like her

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a shoulder to lean on

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We're here

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Oops! I drooled

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this is so embarrassing

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it's all your fault

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huh?

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It felt so good

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sleeping on your shoulder

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so I drooled

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this is so not me

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hey, wait

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you left your camera behind

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you're sweet

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anyway, bye

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hey!

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Wait!

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She's a pro

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any hope for me?

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Nope

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oh my god! Look at this!

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My love

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my darling

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have you stopped going to therapy?

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Ever since watching
"ghost" when I was small

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I've wanted to learn this

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I fantasized

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while I play with the Clay

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a man just like in the movie

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would hug me from behind

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and we'd work on it together

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they make pottery in "ghost"

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this is sculpture

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it doesn't spin

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who cares

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the point is...

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It's gotta be

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a topless guy

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hugging me from behind

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don't tell me

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you've never shagged a guy here before

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sorry

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my bad

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listen

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find a new guy. It's been too long

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why are you so into him?

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True, he has a big nose

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so his package down under must be...

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Well, I know you don't give a shit

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you drive guys crazy

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you'll never know how I feel

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he wanted to put his career first

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I tried to get him a promotion

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that's why I sent him to Taiwan

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but he didn't get it at all

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he hooked up with a girl there

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how can I let it go?

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You're right

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I get it

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this isn't about her anymore

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it's about our pride as Shanghai girls

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just help me get him back

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a great man once said

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"with great power comes
great responsibility"

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sounds familiar. Who said that?

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Spiderman

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you're lucky to have me

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I'm the best sweet-talker in town

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this is a hard one

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but I'm gonna help you

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thank you - not so fast

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your case is...

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Really tricky

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my enemy's too tough

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I dont't mind tough competition

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but I do mind a dumb-ass teammate

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time to call the girls

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those Taiwan chicks think they can flirt

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let's show them

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how it's really done

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get ready...

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To get your man back

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the name of our mission?

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Who we're proud to be...

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"Women who flirt"

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According to our test

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it took the waitress 2 mins and 16 secs

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to notice the spilled wine

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what's her name?

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I'll fire her

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Mr. qiu, the performance of your staff

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is not the problem here

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there's a serious imbalance between

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your staff and customers

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a customer spends over 500 rmb on average

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in China that means a high-end client

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at a similar restaurant abroad

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the customer/staff ratio would be 1.57

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so basically

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you're understaffed

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that affects the quality of your service

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but last time I checked

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there's enough staff

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right, Mr. qiu

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that's true

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we checked with the restaurant

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there're two shifts in a day

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7 to 8 people work on each shift

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but at least three of them

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are related to the manager

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his cousin

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his uncle-in-law

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his ex-wife's nephew

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high school friends of his ex-wife's nephew

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most of the time

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these people go awol

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how's that possible?

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Many business owners
find it hard to believe

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but these things happen

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that's why we're here

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if I let you inspect all my restaurants

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I'd get a discount, right?

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Yes, I'll give you a special offer

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- Marco!
- Yes?

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Where are you going?

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Hailey left her keys at home.
I'm going back

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are you kidding? Michael might wanna talk

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you can handle it, you silly goose

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tell him I'm on a site visit

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come on!

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By the way, are you free tonight?

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Yeah, why?

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I told Hailey about you.
She wanna buy you dinner

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sure, see you tonight

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Well done

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once we seal the deal with qiu

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you'll need more people on the team

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I'll put you in charge of unit c and d

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you should pick someone from your team too

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do you have anyone in mind?

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Marco's great

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Marco?

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Really?

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Where's he gone anyway?

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He's at a client's office

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okay... it's up to you

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thank you

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- see you
- Alright then, see you

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Hey

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that chick is inviting me to dinner tonight

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that bitch is making the first move

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take the afternoon off

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why?

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You need a makeover

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cut the crap, come over now

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I'm gonna get you some help

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alright, alright

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Honey, sorry, gotta run

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Babe, I gotta go

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aw, I want that bag

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sure, let's go shopping

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the best pick-up artists in town

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are all here

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the Barbie army!

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Hi, I'm gigi

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hi, I'm kiki

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hello, I'm Mimi

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hi, I'm Lily

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which one of you did I meet last time?

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Hi

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It's not just about you

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the dinner tonight is a matter of pride

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don't you dare embarrass us

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go

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Now, loosen up

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As they say, you are what you wear

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Shanghai girls are

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fashionable

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sophisticated

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and sweet

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show that Taiwan chick

291
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,079
who she's messing with

292
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,748
remember, grab every chance you get

293
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,786
to show cleavage

294
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,407
strut your stuff

295
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,578
drop something

296
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,244
that will do the trick

297
00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,248
opps!

298
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,956
I dropped something

299
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,948
oh, god

300
00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,282
but hey

301
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,408
her boobs are much bigger than mine

302
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,954
doesn't matter. Boobs are boobs

303
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,368
squeeze them hard

304
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,081
look at my boobs

305
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,539
oops! Now, pick it up

306
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,123
not too fast

307
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,116
take it slow

308
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,786
let them take a good look

309
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,747
there you go!

310
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,115
Confidence is all that matters

311
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,703
picture that slutty bitch in your head

312
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,244
- ready to squeeze?
- Come on!

313
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,330
Squeeze

314
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,578
that's what you call a woman's weapon

315
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,124
oops

316
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,743
if this is too hard for you

317
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,286
then learn this

318
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,458
take a selfie

319
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,869
you can post it online

320
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,456
let everyone see it

321
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,369
do these poses

322
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,490
one

323
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,577
two

324
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,243
five - one

325
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,907
is that Dr. evil?

326
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,490
Two - open your eyes

327
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:03,792
two

328
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,744
wider, wider

329
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,743
like a scared baby

330
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,657
that's right

331
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,289
you got it

332
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,790
relax. One, two, five

333
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,280
this is harder than I thought

334
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,574
that's all the basics

335
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,074
one, two, five

336
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,323
good

337
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,792
Get out

338
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,994
Do you have a reservation, ma'am?

339
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,867
- 7 o'clock, Mr. gong
- 7 o'clock

340
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,163
I'm sorry, ma'am

341
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,953
we don't have your reservation

342
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:06,618
really?

343
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,333
Excuse me

344
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,578
what name is the reservation under?

345
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,913
What?

346
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,832
- Feeling cold?
- I'm just hungry

347
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,327
What the...

348
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,539
Angie, dear

349
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,124
it's so nice to meet you

350
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,246
hubby told me so much about you

351
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,035
wow!

352
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,324
You look just like I thought

353
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:02,948
- is that right?
- Yes

354
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,990
you are different than I thought

355
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,365
seriously?

356
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,074
I don't wanna give a bad impression

357
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,202
Hi, wang

358
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,414
oh, it's you

359
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,831
hey, sorry

360
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,369
I was rushing to pick her up

361
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,032
I forgot to call you

362
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,310
you didn't go to the restaurant, right?

363
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,081
Hubby told me

364
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,448
you used to come here with him

365
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,198
when you were in college

366
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,491
I wanted to meet you

367
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,500
and

368
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,290
and hear his story from you

369
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,533
so we decided to eat here instead

370
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:41,955
eh?

371
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,073
Angie, dear

372
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,790
where did you use to sit?

373
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,282
Me?

374
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,657
Right where you are now

375
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,284
I hate you! I hate you!

376
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,536
You should have told me!

377
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,949
It's rude of me to take her seat

378
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,072
Angie, dear

379
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,083
shall we

380
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,490
switch our seats?

381
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,367
Right, you two should switch seats

382
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,662
you like sitting next to me

383
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,667
no, I'm good

384
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,077
dinner's ready

385
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,580
You two are still together? That's sweet

386
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,864
well, we're...

387
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,035
Working together

388
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,411
this is my girlfriend

389
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:32,907
hi, wang

390
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,490
wow

391
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,287
this looks delicious

392
00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:40,658
you're cute, and you cook so well

393
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,703
no wonder hubby used to come here

394
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,874
I thought you hated taking pictures
of your food

395
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,115
people change

396
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,402
you of all people should know that

397
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,578
you're someone's hubby now, aren't you?

398
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,411
When did that happen?

399
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,097
Last time I checked, you're still a virgin

400
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,740
ha ha

401
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,122
not funny

402
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,740
you can tell she's a scheming bitch

403
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,706
she's got a nice rack though

404
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,078
damn, this is bad

405
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,749
I've seen it all

406
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,492
they lavish you with fake compliments

407
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,242
Angie, dear, I love what you're wearing

408
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,538
I studied fashion design in France

409
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,165
and I had a thing for this kinda...

410
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,661
Theatrical outfit

411
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,240
but I always knew

412
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,990
I couldn't pull it off

413
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,117
it makes me look like a clown

414
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,949
I prefer something simpler

415
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,415
nothing flashy

416
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,417
you know?

417
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,453
She looks like lady gaga tonight

418
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,073
they act all innocent

419
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,074
they're really good at it

420
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,038
they make a man feel like a hero

421
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,282
I wish I could be more independent

422
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,453
like you, Angie

423
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,540
taking care of myself

424
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,032
but I just can't

425
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,249
thank god my hubby was with me last time

426
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,413
without him I'd have lost my passport

427
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,164
sweetie, did you tell dear Angie

428
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,453
about the blackout at my place?

429
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,498
Oh right

430
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,036
- the other day...
- Stop

431
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,082
stop! Stop! Stop!

432
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,537
It's so embarrassing

433
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,282
fine, go ahead

434
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,660
I guess...

435
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,373
Angie's part of our family now

436
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,618
exactly!

437
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,908
I think it's kinda cute, too

438
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:34,914
alright

439
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:37,874
the other night she called me crying

440
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,116
the power went out at her place.
She got scared

441
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,911
so I took a cab and rushed over

442
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,157
guess what?

443
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,953
Stop, really

444
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:45,913
please stop

445
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,373
don't tell her - it wasn't...

446
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,162
It wasn't a blackout

447
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,408
she just forgot to pay the electric bill

448
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,786
I hate you

449
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:56,702
Angie, you wouldn't believe it

450
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,825
the whole place fell into darkness

451
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:00,833
but...

452
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,749
That's also the night we got together

453
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,202
I hate you

454
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,496
and worst of all, they can make a man

455
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,491
do whatever they want

456
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,989
hubby

457
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
feed me

458
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,785
be careful. It's hot

459
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:24,417
here

460
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,788
is it good?

461
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,490
I love it when you feed me

462
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,824
this is their signature
dish, rabbit stir fry

463
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,415
we used to order this all the time

464
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,750
What's wrong?

465
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,036
Is it too spicy? Drink some water

466
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,206
here you go

467
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,373
what's wrong? Why are you crying?

468
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,408
How could you?

469
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:00,073
Bunnies are cute

470
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,039
you're so cruel

471
00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:05,364
I used to have a pet rabbit

472
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,120
I was born in the year of the rabbit

473
00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:11,417
okay

474
00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:16,374
don't cry

475
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,740
Don't cry, my dear

476
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,957
we won't eat it anymore

477
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,990
that's so cruel

478
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,410
the tears are ruining your makeup

479
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:32,907
don't cry, my darling

480
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,157
please don't cry

481
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,828
I'll stop eating it

482
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,824
and so will you

483
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,040
yuck, I hate rabbit meat

484
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,664
don't cry, honey

485
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,574
she's still eating!

486
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,996
Girls don't eat bunnies. That's cruel

487
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,956
now that's unfair

488
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,532
she's a dude

489
00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:57,998
she pees standing up

490
00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,704
let's go. We're not eating it.

491
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,122
Let's go home

492
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,698
don't cry

493
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,286
that was horrible

494
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:12,657
we'll be home soon

495
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:26,868
It's over

496
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,123
Whoa

497
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,615
did someone break in last night?

498
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,957
You were right. I should just let go

499
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,658
I was so stupid

500
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,948
it was a trap

501
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,165
and I walked right into it

502
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,370
alright

503
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,490
it was pretty bad

504
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,039
but that was just one night

505
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,623
we still have a chance

506
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:14,625
hey!

507
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,115
What's this?

508
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:24,199
My aunt in Hong Kong sent it to me

509
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:27,655
she said I shouldn't get
a dog if I'm single

510
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,500
or I'll end up like that woman in the news

511
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,667
It's over

512
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,366
I'm hopeless

513
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:52,040
just let me be

514
00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,623
it's not over

515
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:04,167
get up

516
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,164
Angie's been acting weird lately

517
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,823
she's not into me, is she?

518
00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,118
If I were her

519
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,615
I'd crush you to death right now

520
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,912
when we were in college, we all knew

521
00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,453
Angie's got a thing for you

522
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:19,119
but you've always treated her like a dude

523
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,078
is it that obvious?

524
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,415
But she's really like a bro to me

525
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,827
fine, then

526
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:30,323
has she ever peed standing next to you?

527
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:31,914
Do you two ever flirt with chicks together?

528
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,032
The thing is

529
00:26:33,042 --> 00:26:35,875
I think of her as my bro from day one

530
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:37,706
there's nothing ladylike about her

531
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,456
I'm a dude, you know

532
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,369
I like sweet girls

533
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,786
if I were into butch girls

534
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:45,743
I might as well date a guy

535
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,500
stop it

536
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:49,542
nah

537
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,240
these dating apps

538
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,161
are for men

539
00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:56,828
what kind of girls would use them?

540
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,198
Normal girls

541
00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:03,660
I'm telling you

542
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,116
flirting is like being an assassin

543
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,832
you start with long range weapons

544
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:10,202
like a sniper rifle

545
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:11,414
keep your distance from the target

546
00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:13,908
so that your attack wouldn't backfire

547
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:14,952
now

548
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,073
let's get started

549
00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:17,948
with the basics - texting

550
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:20,119
I can text Marco right now

551
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,912
why do I have to flirt with other men?

552
00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:25,453
Unless you practice with strangers

553
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,198
you'll never know what your weaknesses are

554
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,073
not to mention...

555
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,448
Most men using these apps are otaku

556
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,994
they're pretty easy to deal with

557
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,786
here, I did the installation

558
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,240
take a picture first

559
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,119
delete it - why?

560
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,207
You think your double chin is sexy?

561
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:44,494
It's just a selfie

562
00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:46,998
watch - and learn

563
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,990
high angle, chin down

564
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,410
look up a little

565
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,203
try to look innocent

566
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,664
that's the standard pose

567
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:55,702
learn it well!

568
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,411
This is really lame

569
00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:02,120
- but guys love it
- So learn it well

570
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,081
there're three things you should remember

571
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,664
angle, angle and angle

572
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:06,782
hurry up

573
00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,031
high angle

574
00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:09,373
a bit higher

575
00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,995
higher still - chin down

576
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,490
look up a little

577
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,912
chin down - act innocent

578
00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,623
make a pitiful face like an orphan

579
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:20,207
now snap

580
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,410
let's see

581
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,703
always retouch your photos

582
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:26,958
give her a hand

583
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,624
see if there's any guy
around worth shagging

584
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,163
or chatting with

585
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:32,997
here you go. Hit it

586
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,081
he's hot!

587
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:37,573
Wow

588
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,700
people are actually responding

589
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,240
are they jobless or something?

590
00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:43,872
What should I say?

591
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:46,241
- Whatever you want
- This guy's cute

592
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:49,998
hi

593
00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,873
My name's Angie

594
00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:55,748
wait, are you having a job interview?

595
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,494
How do you expect him to reply?

596
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,869
Always start with a question

597
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,198
ask him, "what are you doing?"

598
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:03,997
What are you doing?

599
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:07,700
What are you doing?

600
00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,119
Wait. Hold on

601
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,325
remember, don't flirt like a loyal dog

602
00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,743
you know what cats do?

603
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,582
They tease you

604
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:28,934
and ignore you when you warm up to them

605
00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:29,663
in a nutshell

606
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,532
be passive aggressive

607
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:32,827
so should I reply him or not?

608
00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:34,282
Think about what you wanna say

609
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:35,657
and reply him tonight

610
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:53,865
You're good at drawing

611
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,414
why haven't you drawn me anything before?

612
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:58,453
Why haven't you drawn for me?

613
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,490
That's amazing!

614
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,831
You're so awesome!

615
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,164
Angie drew them

616
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,448
when we were in college

617
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,240
whenever she got bored

618
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,161
she'd draw on my notebook

619
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,699
I'm sure there was
something between you two

620
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,829
of course not, she's a dude

621
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,698
then why do you still have this

622
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,248
next to your bed?

623
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,787
Cause there's nothing between us

624
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,453
absolutely nothing

625
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,414
I don't have to hide it from you

626
00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:41,248
hey, don't be upset

627
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:43,914
what's wrong?

628
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:45,077
I just don't like it

629
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,619
Alright, don't be mad

630
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,823
don't be mad, please

631
00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,578
let me show you something

632
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,538
what?

633
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,581
Put your hand inside

634
00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:06,997
quick

635
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,366
what is it?

636
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:10,581
A bit lower

637
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,493
lower

638
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,956
lower

639
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,615
lower still

640
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,616
you feel something hard?

641
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,243
Grab it and pull it out

642
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:26,998
what's this?

643
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,615
You told me you wanna cycle all the way

644
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,957
around Taiwan with your friends

645
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,286
my leave application got rejected

646
00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:36,998
have fun with your friends

647
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,994
you're the best

648
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:00,949
Do you wanna

649
00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:02,448
get your hands

650
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,621
on something else?

651
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,995
I still remember the
look on Angie's face...

652
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,331
When she draws. It's adorable

653
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,240
I've asked myself before

654
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:37,081
whether I should try to date her

655
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:40,199
but somehow we're like parallel lines

656
00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:43,033
no matter how close we are, we never meet

657
00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:52,282
Enough texting

658
00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:55,536
time to do some training on the ground

659
00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:57,493
go!

660
00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:06,872
Angie

661
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,413
quick, say something

662
00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:11,076
I'm Mike

663
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,699
keep your head up. Your
double chin's showing

664
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,408
just say something

665
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:23,039
quick - expats are great

666
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,832
I love them - same here

667
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,624
I don't really care

668
00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:30,866
as long as he's got a big nose

669
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:36,417
hey

670
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,706
what should I say to him?

671
00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,369
The key to flirting is

672
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,706
just pretend you like
whatever the guy's saying

673
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,619
whatever he says, just do this

674
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,243
oh, really?

675
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,865
Tell me, please

676
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,285
I hate you

677
00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:49,702
I have no idea

678
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,993
it works every time

679
00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,577
go ahead

680
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:55,368
hey

681
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,536
do you know how to play?

682
00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:04,073
I have no idea

683
00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,619
no problem. I'll teach you

684
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,494
but today is your first lesson

685
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,741
that's okay, I can teach you anyway

686
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:10,910
your hand...

687
00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,118
Feels really cold

688
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,448
oops

689
00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:14,618
sorry

690
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,164
I forgot to tell you my secret identity

691
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,373
I'm Mr. freeze

692
00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,874
these hands make great Sushi

693
00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:21,955
really?

694
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:24,039
I love Sushi

695
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,574
when can I get a taste of your Sushi?

696
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,706
I'm afraid

697
00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:31,198
there won't be a chance

698
00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:32,994
the Sushi business is shrinking

699
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,115
the market is too small

700
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,115
I did some research

701
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,114
and I thought

702
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,537
I'd be better off working
as a makeup artist

703
00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:42,448
I'm straight though

704
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,369
super straight. No worries

705
00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:48,704
place your left hand over your right hand

706
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,039
the trick is

707
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,782
to thrust your hip

708
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,999
good, nice. Now thrust it

709
00:36:57,708 --> 00:37:00,120
that's my cell

710
00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,031
really?

711
00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:04,532
Yes, it's just my cell

712
00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:06,073
now, pay attention

713
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,825
watch your hands. Focus on the ball

714
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,868
look down

715
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:11,914
and thrust your hip

716
00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:14,579
good, very good

717
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,289
let me do it on my own

718
00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:18,499
- you don't have to help me
- Alright. Go ahead

719
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,331
So...

720
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,745
You must know a lot of pretty girls

721
00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,077
not really

722
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,280
company policy forbids
us from dating clients

723
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,452
I don't believe you

724
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,574
if they like your work

725
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,790
they would love to see you again

726
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,953
if they come and see me again

727
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,368
then I'm in trouble

728
00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:46,874
what do you think of my makeup today?

729
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:47,955
Your makeup?

730
00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:50,872
It's nice

731
00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:53,578
you look better than my clients

732
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,574
you're kidding - no

733
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,073
it's obvious

734
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,950
you look healthy

735
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:02,199
my clients

736
00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:04,494
they all look pale

737
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,365
I met a client this morning

738
00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:07,740
she got her face caved in

739
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,742
I had no idea what she was thinking

740
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,910
she could've picked a better place to land

741
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,282
when she jumped off that building

742
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,372
why on earth

743
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,707
would she land on a concrete slab?

744
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,744
What was I supposed to do with her face?

745
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,457
You put makeup on dead people?

746
00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:24,665
You shouldn't put it like that

747
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:27,491
I'm a "makeup consultant" for the deceased

748
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,160
let me tell you a secret

749
00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,038
eh?

750
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:33,369
Tell me, please

751
00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:35,202
have you heard of

752
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,157
rocket poop?

753
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,698
What?

754
00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:41,657
Really?

755
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,077
I was driving one night

756
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:46,075
suddenly my stomach started to hurt

757
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:48,290
I reached an intersection.
There was nobody around

758
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,658
I pulled over, came out of the car

759
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,789
and pooped on the spot

760
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,706
it felt amazing

761
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,414
you know what happened next?

762
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,699
I have no idea

763
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,074
pooping in a toilet is one thing

764
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,744
but when you poop on the ground

765
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,581
when you push really hard

766
00:39:06,583 --> 00:39:07,447
the poop that comes out...

767
00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,494
It would push you upward

768
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,745
once I was done, I got back to the car

769
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,411
I turned and looked

770
00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:16,908
gosh, my poop was just standing there

771
00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:18,453
like a monument or something

772
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,915
right at the intersection. It was I-shaped

773
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:24,452
I hate you!

774
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,615
Listen

775
00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:33,248
if we get together

776
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,490
you have to promise me

777
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,911
no matter how much we fight

778
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,411
you'll never jump off a building

779
00:39:40,542 --> 00:39:41,952
but if you really wanna, let's say...

780
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:43,164
Jump off a building

781
00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:44,748
make sure you land on grass

782
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,948
it's much softer

783
00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:50,664
I hate you!

784
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,198
Angie...

785
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,789
What did I do wrong?

786
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:07,785
It's the way you say

787
00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,077
"I hate you"

788
00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:11,452
but I learned it from you

789
00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:12,497
where did I go wrong?

790
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,990
When you flirt

791
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,831
you gotta sugarcoat

792
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,539
even when you're insulting the guy

793
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,869
I hate you

794
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,831
stop it

795
00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:23,577
go away

796
00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,453
if you look him in the eye and say

797
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,618
I hate you!

798
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,490
Then you're screwed

799
00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:30,578
but my mom used to say we should always

800
00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:33,245
look people in the eye when we talk to them

801
00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:40,078
I hate you

802
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,787
I hate you

803
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,824
I hate you

804
00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:58,875
I hate you

805
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,375
hey you!

806
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,664
You're stealing my oranges again

807
00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:05,658
oops, we didn't do it on purpose

808
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:07,874
we didn't know they were yours

809
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,957
we had no idea

810
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,956
I just wanna get a taste

811
00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:15,449
they're so expensive

812
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,665
alright, just don't take them all

813
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,500
- you're the best!
- Thank you

814
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,490
you gotta be kidding me

815
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,491
where have you been?

816
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:28,957
This is the power of flirting

817
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:33,824
I hate you

818
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:43,073
I hate you

819
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:44,368
am I doing it right?

820
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:46,081
Hey, I'm getting better at this, right?

821
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:48,165
Yes, much better - I hate you

822
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,199
I hate you

823
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,914
wow, that's a big one

824
00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:56,374
I hate you

825
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:50,990
What do you see?

826
00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:53,702
Cows

827
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,074
lots of cows piled into a huge baby

828
00:42:58,083 --> 00:42:59,289
it kinda stinks like...

829
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:01,118
Bullshit

830
00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:02,542
no?

831
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,912
This is art. Show some repect

832
00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,664
our professor used to say

833
00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:17,329
you have talent in art

834
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,161
but you gave that all up for Marco

835
00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:20,455
was it worth it?

836
00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:23,374
I wanted to be with him

837
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,536
so I got a job in Shanghai

838
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,786
if you could choose again

839
00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,783
would you stay and work here

840
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:32,498
or continue with your sculpting?

841
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,368
I don't know

842
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,290
I really don't know

843
00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:44,455
what do you like about him?

844
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:47,415
He's cute, don't you think?

845
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,750
He cares about me,
and he shows it in funny ways

846
00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,618
what was that?

847
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,492
You're a girl. Cover
your mouth when you yawn

848
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,866
stuffing your mouth?
That's what you call "caring"?

849
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:06,160
Well then, I know a lot of guys

850
00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,532
who care about me

851
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,365
you can't go head to head with that bitch

852
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,990
you don't have what it takes

853
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,657
you'll just fight a losing battle

854
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,831
hi

855
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,328
Do you miss silly goose?

856
00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,957
I miss you every night

857
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:28,119
so much that I'd cry

858
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,373
I hate you

859
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:33,700
alright, I gotta go

860
00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:35,664
see you tonight

861
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:38,032
bye

862
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,243
where were we?

863
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:41,955
I'm fighting a losing battle

864
00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:43,448
oh yes

865
00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:46,200
well, she's out of town now.
Grab the chance.

866
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,448
Tell Marco you like him

867
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,868
no way

868
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,581
I've known him for years

869
00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:53,078
he's always treated me like a dude

870
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:54,323
I wouldn't know what to say

871
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,916
what's the best time to
have an office romance?

872
00:44:58,833 --> 00:44:59,868
Enlighten me

873
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,623
business trips

874
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:19,166
My leggies miss you

875
00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,248
tell them

876
00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,828
I miss them too

877
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,032
No way!

878
00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,615
You still have it with you?

879
00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:42,137
Come and see the ju ming exhibition with me

880
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:43,583
what?

881
00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:45,145
He's having an exhibition in Shanghai?

882
00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,328
No, we're going to Taipei

883
00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:49,782
why?

884
00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:53,116
We have a case in Taipei

885
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:54,743
I got you two days off

886
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:56,536
so come with me, okay?

887
00:45:57,917 --> 00:45:59,407
But you didn't approve my leave last time

888
00:45:59,417 --> 00:46:00,623
why's that?

889
00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:03,123
Why would I let you emasculate yourself

890
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:05,207
and do everything that Princess wants?

891
00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,123
What about now?

892
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,240
Now's the time...

893
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,680
For you to return all the favors I did you

894
00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:28,659
Define the law of diminishing returns

895
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:31,741
within a certain period of time...

896
00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:37,286
Consumer goods would...

897
00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:39,874
As the number of goods increases...

898
00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:47,326
Consumers would...

899
00:46:48,792 --> 00:46:50,328
What?

900
00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:53,370
I'm so tired!

901
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,956
Let me take a nap

902
00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:56,448
please!

903
00:46:58,292 --> 00:46:59,782
No, you pighead!

904
00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:02,329
Cause I'm stuck here with you,
I missed the ju ming exhibition

905
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,493
wake up!

906
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:15,243
What's this?

907
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,082
I know you're doing all this for me

908
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,415
I promise I'll make it up to you one day

909
00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:25,373
just let me take a nap

910
00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:27,577
please

911
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,161
Hey, we got you a survival kit

912
00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:45,533
for your trip

913
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:50,789
look at this

914
00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:52,373
that's a lot

915
00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,282
well, you're spending a few nights with him

916
00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:55,998
there's more

917
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:03,079
this is way too much

918
00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:05,790
not at all

919
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:07,748
wait till you see what she got you

920
00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:12,118
what's that?

921
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,661
Undies

922
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:18,369
do people actually wear that?

923
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:19,581
Try it on

924
00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:22,370
they look like flying guillotines

925
00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:29,827
I hate you

926
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,494
- what?
- You just nailed it

927
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,323
it sounds just right

928
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,448
do it again

929
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:38,865
I hate you

930
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,114
not so good. Again

931
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,865
get in the mood

932
00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:44,827
I hate you

933
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,322
you're almost there

934
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:47,869
again, again - I hate you

935
00:48:50,417 --> 00:48:53,489
again - I hate you

936
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,119
I hate you

937
00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:58,373
thanks, y'all

938
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,494
- good luck!
- You can do it

939
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,785
- go!
- Yeah!

940
00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:14,745
You wanna beat that bitch? Learn from her

941
00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:16,948
sleep on his shoulder

942
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,994
you know what, sleeping on his shoulders...

943
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,536
It's just not doable

944
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:25,661
why do I have to copy the things
that bitch does?

945
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,830
Ma'am, please turn off your cell phone.
Thank you

946
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,400
did you just call somebody a bitch?

947
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:35,865
What? No

948
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:42,825
well, I was asking the flight attendant

949
00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:45,123
if there's any...

950
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,907
Beach

951
00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:49,083
in Taipei

952
00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:55,163
by the way

953
00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:57,824
don't tweet anything during the trip

954
00:49:57,833 --> 00:49:58,993
Hailey might get the wrong idea

955
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,615
I told her I couldn't leave work

956
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:01,580
now I'm going to Taipei

957
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,869
she'd think I ditched her on purpose

958
00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:07,490
why would she think that?

959
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,616
You're here because you owe me

960
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,741
Isn't he a jerk?

961
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,080
Well

962
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:36,073
think about it

963
00:50:36,292 --> 00:50:38,499
he's asking you to be discreet

964
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:40,414
if he doesn't have feelings for you

965
00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:41,657
he wouldn't do that

966
00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:42,531
be more aggressive

967
00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:43,873
how?

968
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,248
That'd be embarrassing

969
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,911
we're waging war, girl. Can't play it safe

970
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:51,499
there will be blood

971
00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:52,489
trust me

972
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,036
get out of your comfort zone

973
00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:55,455
men...

974
00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,198
Are like a pile of hay

975
00:50:58,042 --> 00:50:59,532
give them a match

976
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,490
and they'll burn themselves up

977
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,865
anyway, I gotta go

978
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,165
maybe you should watch porn with him

979
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,869
that's kinda hard to pull off

980
00:51:09,542 --> 00:51:10,998
let me think about it

981
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:27,664
I wanna try that!

982
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:28,827
What?

983
00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:32,407
- Can I have one?
- Of course

984
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,331
- how much?
- 50 twd

985
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:35,573
thank you

986
00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:36,827
welcome - thanks

987
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:39,373
pairing tomatoes with prunes

988
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:40,535
have a bite

989
00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,498
- is it good?
- It's really good, c'mon

990
00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,782
Who came up with this idea?

991
00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:56,704
Pairing tomatoes with prunes?

992
00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,323
They don't seem to match

993
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,907
whoever did this is a genius

994
00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,659
cut the tomato in half,
and stuff in a prune

995
00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,703
how did he come up with it?

996
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:09,248
Maybe

997
00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:11,953
he was eating prunes

998
00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:14,870
and then someone offered him a tomato

999
00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:17,206
he mixed the flavors together

1000
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,665
found it amazing

1001
00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:20,497
and came up with the recipe

1002
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,365
- wow!
- Wow!

1003
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:23,581
That's a lot of red beans

1004
00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:26,743
they should register this

1005
00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:29,039
as intangible cultural heritage

1006
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,619
with the un

1007
00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:32,623
you're crazy

1008
00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,328
wow! Cotton candy!

1009
00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:35,956
And it's blue!

1010
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,615
- What?
- I wanna play!

1011
00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:39,123
- Eh?
- I wanna ride this

1012
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,994
This one - it's for kids

1013
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,581
so what?

1014
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,789
Forget it

1015
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,124
look, they're all playing

1016
00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,115
you take this one

1017
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:01,157
it's perfect for you

1018
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:03,118
get on

1019
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:05,539
come on - seriously?

1020
00:53:05,542 --> 00:53:06,657
Seriously

1021
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:16,990
Hey you!

1022
00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:18,782
These are for kids

1023
00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:20,783
you grown-ups would break them

1024
00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:23,573
excuse me, sir

1025
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:25,573
he's my brother

1026
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,115
he's retarded

1027
00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:29,704
he loves riding this thing

1028
00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:32,245
if you don't let him

1029
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,957
he'll get upset. Please

1030
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,956
doo-doo

1031
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:38,831
he'll poop right here

1032
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,824
pee-pee - please

1033
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:43,119
doo-doo, doo-doo

1034
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:44,786
ma'am - doo-doo

1035
00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:47,158
please don't do that to your boyfriend

1036
00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:48,498
he's trying so hard to please you

1037
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,786
he's obviously not retarded

1038
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,205
oops

1039
00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:53,368
so you can tell?

1040
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,581
Of course

1041
00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:56,119
I'm not retarded

1042
00:53:57,292 --> 00:53:59,157
go ahead. I gotta doo doo

1043
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,203
thank you - thank you so much

1044
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,366
Open you mouth

1045
00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:19,157
Let's take another one

1046
00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:22,658
one, two, cheese!

1047
00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:30,203
What's up? Are you done?

1048
00:54:30,208 --> 00:54:31,664
Any update?

1049
00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,369
What's the noise?

1050
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,866
We're riding the plane

1051
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:38,907
is that some kinda fancy position?

1052
00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,782
Stop it

1053
00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:42,657
time's running out

1054
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:46,489
when that bitch comes... back

1055
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,865
then it's all over for you

1056
00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,490
grab your chance now

1057
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,706
can you be more specific?

1058
00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:53,032
You know what men like?

1059
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,782
Kinky girls

1060
00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:01,284
okay, I'll try

1061
00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:03,499
okay, bye bye

1062
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,782
bye

1063
00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,493
nice pussy

1064
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,582
there you are

1065
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:16,323
thanks for finding my pussy

1066
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,448
my pleasure

1067
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,323
Here I come!

1068
00:55:58,083 --> 00:55:59,289
I'm going back to my room

1069
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:01,705
see you tomorrow

1070
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:05,955
good night

1071
00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:07,327
you too

1072
00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:17,667
Hey!

1073
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,952
Sleep tight

1074
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:12,747
What's up?

1075
00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:14,823
Wanna watch some porn?

1076
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:21,993
Come

1077
00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:37,239
There isn't any adult channel on this thing

1078
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,703
and they say Taiwan is a decadent place?

1079
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,365
I'm going back then

1080
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,331
wait, I have an idea

1081
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,206
it should be easy

1082
00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:55,914
Alright

1083
00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:57,743
what's this?

1084
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:00,829
Curling. We used to watch this in the dorm

1085
00:58:00,833 --> 00:58:02,619
it's just like

1086
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,035
watching porn

1087
00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:05,702
no way

1088
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,831
give it a try

1089
00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:09,243
close your eyes

1090
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:22,490
Right?

1091
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,832
But it sounds exhausting

1092
00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:32,658
well, each national team has its own style

1093
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:37,247
with the Europeans and
Americans, for example

1094
00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,730
there's a sense of joy and excitement

1095
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,957
the Japanese, on the other hand

1096
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,539
when they moan, you can feel a kinda pain

1097
00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:47,581
but there's also a sense of desire

1098
00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:50,158
oh no, please stop

1099
00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:52,123
aww, gimme more

1100
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,244
stop, please

1101
00:59:03,792 --> 00:59:05,032
I'm tired

1102
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,365
good night

1103
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,914
It's raining so hard

1104
01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:24,783
should we go or wait here?

1105
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,035
Let's wait here

1106
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:56,413
Excuse me. I'm going to the juming museum

1107
01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,078
should I take the bus here?

1108
01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,077
Yes

1109
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,870
just take the bus from Taipei to jinshan

1110
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:05,490
thanks

1111
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,581
Baby, calm down

1112
01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:14,407
please don't cry

1113
01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:19,706
we should wait here

1114
01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:21,417
alright

1115
01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:23,244
send me your address

1116
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,243
okay, bye

1117
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,413
what's wrong?

1118
01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,123
I gotta go to taichung

1119
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,448
You really don't have to come with me

1120
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:49,115
you should go to the exhibition

1121
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,081
we were supposed to see it together

1122
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,823
it'd be boring to go on my own

1123
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:56,994
what's wrong with Hailey?

1124
01:01:57,292 --> 01:01:58,452
I don't know either

1125
01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:00,873
she was crying terribly

1126
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,869
I guess she hurt her leg or something

1127
01:02:10,792 --> 01:02:11,792
By the way

1128
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:14,206
you left this in my room last night

1129
01:02:14,417 --> 01:02:15,577
what is it?

1130
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:18,782
It's...

1131
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,823
I'm surprised you don't know

1132
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,664
it's a flying guillotine

1133
01:02:23,667 --> 01:02:24,622
what?

1134
01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:27,332
Flying guillotine, you know

1135
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,119
well, I went to...

1136
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:32,832
Watch a movie with a
friend the other day...

1137
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,199
It's called "the guillotines"

1138
01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:36,782
this is just a souvenir

1139
01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:39,033
they gave away at the cinema

1140
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:40,625
oh

1141
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,536
No, it's okay. Just throw it away

1142
01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:09,667
Babe

1143
01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:11,080
hubby

1144
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,163
are you okay?

1145
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,956
Where did you get hurt?

1146
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,749
Here, look

1147
01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:20,283
when I got up this morning

1148
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:22,786
I tripped and fell

1149
01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:25,832
my friends all cycled on

1150
01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:27,573
and left me here by myself

1151
01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:31,322
thank god you're here.
What would I do without you?

1152
01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,285
Is that it?

1153
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:36,915
I was scared. I don't want any scars!

1154
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:41,655
Hubby, you told me you like my legs

1155
01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:43,292
so...

1156
01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:45,415
I was terrified

1157
01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:49,493
if I get a scar on my leg
you won't like me anymore

1158
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,957
and then I got really sad

1159
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,745
I couldn't stop crying

1160
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,410
don't be silly

1161
01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,706
you think I'm that shallow?

1162
01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:05,323
I won't leave you

1163
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,203
even if you lose your legs

1164
01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:10,490
really?

1165
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,706
Of course

1166
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,573
you still got a nice rack

1167
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:15,581
hey!

1168
01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:17,539
I hate you

1169
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,368
I told you

1170
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,707
I just wanted a fling

1171
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,740
I've been seeing my girlfriend for 7 years

1172
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,035
she's wonderful

1173
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:29,994
why would I wanna leave her?

1174
01:04:36,542 --> 01:04:37,497
Fine

1175
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,331
I'll call her now and break up with her

1176
01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:50,077
Hey

1177
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,198
that slutty bitch

1178
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,039
must've read my tweet

1179
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:55,157
she's sabotaging my plan

1180
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,740
what are you gonna do then?

1181
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:00,206
She ruined my trip. I'll ruin hers

1182
01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:06,868
Poor Hailey

1183
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:09,033
it really hurts, huh?

1184
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:11,448
I'm fine

1185
01:05:11,917 --> 01:05:14,704
hubby's here. It's alright now.

1186
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:16,872
Angie, dear

1187
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,119
you should go to the exhibition in Taipei

1188
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,114
don't worry about me

1189
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:21,125
okay?

1190
01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:22,239
Hubby

1191
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:25,913
let's walk Angie to the station, shall we?

1192
01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:27,077
Sure

1193
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,831
Hailey, dear - yes?

1194
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,161
Do you really hate me that much?

1195
01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:36,579
What? Why?

1196
01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,874
You're the best, Angie

1197
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,365
- is that true?
- Yes

1198
01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:44,534
well, I love this place.
It's really relaxing

1199
01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:47,124
and I haven't gone cycling for so long

1200
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,330
let's go cycling together

1201
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:50,494
what do you think?

1202
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,330
Marco?

1203
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,456
Sure!

1204
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:56,115
I'd like that

1205
01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:59,200
it'd be fun to spend time with Angie

1206
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,790
- I'm so excited!
- Yeah!

1207
01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:03,623
I'm thrilled that the three of us...

1208
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:04,956
Are going cycling together!

1209
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:06,118
Great!

1210
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:09,197
- That's really great!
- I'm so thrilled!

1211
01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:11,539
- Marco?
- Yes?

1212
01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:13,783
We're going cycling together.
Aren't you excited?

1213
01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:15,123
Yeah!

1214
01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:18,410
Hey...

1215
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,289
Did you see the news?

1216
01:06:21,292 --> 01:06:23,874
It's so lame

1217
01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,078
there's this guy

1218
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:29,951
his friends gave him a can of soda

1219
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:32,748
hold on...

1220
01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:37,740
So he put it in the refrigerator

1221
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:41,117
after a few weeks

1222
01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:43,366
he took it out

1223
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,240
for some reason

1224
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,536
the can just kept on swelling

1225
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,827
he didn't know what to do

1226
01:06:48,833 --> 01:06:50,573
he didn't know how to get rid of it

1227
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:51,743
so he just...

1228
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,706
Kept holding it in his hands

1229
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:54,823
and finally the can just...

1230
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:56,744
Exploded!

1231
01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:58,915
He got hit in the eye

1232
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,741
My tummy hurts so much. That's hilarious

1233
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,832
what's so funny about it?

1234
01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:11,949
Maybe I'm a simple person

1235
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:14,040
I love to laugh

1236
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:16,535
do you think it's funny?

1237
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,243
Eh?

1238
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,698
It's pretty funny

1239
01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:23,911
right?

1240
01:07:23,917 --> 01:07:25,032
Yeah!

1241
01:07:36,583 --> 01:07:38,665
He left it there for weeks...

1242
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,619
Hubby, I wanna eat those sausages

1243
01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,411
hello - three, please

1244
01:07:57,417 --> 01:07:59,954
okay - I love street food

1245
01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:01,698
I bet you like meatballs too?

1246
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,699
Eep! You're making me blush

1247
01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:05,414
I meant chicken nuggets

1248
01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:07,123
let her go

1249
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,956
she had some last night

1250
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:11,539
stop laughing!

1251
01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:14,748
Here you go

1252
01:08:15,167 --> 01:08:16,167
thanks, hubby

1253
01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:18,494
would you like a sausage too?

1254
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:42,581
Hey, hubby

1255
01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:44,448
I wanna drink green tea

1256
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,664
can you go and buy it for me?

1257
01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:46,958
Sure

1258
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,282
you want some?

1259
01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:53,286
- Green tea?
- Yeah

1260
01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:54,407
no!

1261
01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:09,992
Angie, you're wasting your time

1262
01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:12,198
no matter what you do

1263
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,948
hubby will never fall for you

1264
01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:15,198
just give up

1265
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,240
why are you so sure?

1266
01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:19,289
Every boyfirend I've had

1267
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,953
is stuck to me like glue

1268
01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:24,371
I've seen women much younger
and sexier than you

1269
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,616
they flirt much better too

1270
01:09:26,792 --> 01:09:28,328
none of them managed to take me down

1271
01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:30,865
you actually had the guts
to come all the way here

1272
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,536
look at yourself, for Christ's sake

1273
01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,206
don't be so sure

1274
01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:38,123
when he kissed me in bed the other night

1275
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:40,207
it didn't seem like you
were on his mind at all

1276
01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:46,408
you think a one-night-stand would

1277
01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,749
turn the tides? You think I'd care?

1278
01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:51,157
Men are all scumbags

1279
01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:53,664
I don't give a damn

1280
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,331
to me...

1281
01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:58,873
He's just a boy toy

1282
01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:01,453
you're pretty. You know how to flirt

1283
01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:03,998
if you're not really into him

1284
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,581
why are you messing with him?

1285
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:08,827
To be honest

1286
01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,075
I was just teasing him on the bus that day

1287
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:16,072
but then he couldn't stop talking about you

1288
01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,573
I got really pissed off

1289
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:21,290
so I arranged a dinner

1290
01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:23,374
to see who the hell you are

1291
01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:25,036
that night he split your chopsticks for you

1292
01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:26,657
right in front of me

1293
01:10:27,042 --> 01:10:28,748
I hate it when he's so nice to you

1294
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,240
even when I'm just right next to him

1295
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,699
I decided right away to fight this battle

1296
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,286
are you out of your mind?

1297
01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:39,290
Love's not a competition

1298
01:10:39,292 --> 01:10:41,078
that's what the losers say

1299
01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:42,531
and I'm...

1300
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,282
Not a loser

1301
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,953
you know what happened the other day?

1302
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:49,539
All I did was whine a little

1303
01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:52,408
then he got rid of that notebook

1304
01:10:52,417 --> 01:10:53,998
with all your ju ming sketches

1305
01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:02,160
Hubby!

1306
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,083
Hubby!

1307
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,619
What happened? Why are you crying?

1308
01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:09,456
What's wrong? Don't cry, babe

1309
01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:11,665
don't cry

1310
01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,667
maybe

1311
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:15,457
I did something wrong

1312
01:11:15,917 --> 01:11:17,532
and Angie got mad

1313
01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:18,372
you lying bitch!

1314
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:19,706
Hey!

1315
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,744
Can you just stop picking
on this little girl

1316
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,365
for my sake?

1317
01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:24,410
Marco gong

1318
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,410
I'm gonna ask you this only once

1319
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,164
are you coming with me?

1320
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:29,740
Stop it

1321
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:30,990
where do you want me to go?

1322
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:40,740
Where are you going?

1323
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:43,290
Hey! Where are you going?

1324
01:11:46,542 --> 01:11:48,032
Don't cry

1325
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,990
Where are we going?

1326
01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:14,657
Follow my direction

1327
01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:15,667
okay

1328
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:17,535
right

1329
01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:20,657
left

1330
01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:23,407
right

1331
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:26,740
left

1332
01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,537
Ju ming is famous for his chiseling

1333
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,240
it's sharp and quick

1334
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,535
it's effortless

1335
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,123
when I learned sculpting as a kid

1336
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:23,491
I always admired his
quick, forceful strokes

1337
01:13:23,583 --> 01:13:26,450
because I hesitate too much when I work

1338
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,949
But not this time

1339
01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:35,788
I jumped in with no thought

1340
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:38,078
but the chisel cut me up

1341
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,831
until I couldn't recognize myself anymore

1342
01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:50,907
But I'm made of flesh, not stone

1343
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,490
does he know the pain

1344
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,706
he's caused me?

1345
01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,282
You don't think she had an accident?

1346
01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,039
I can't reach her

1347
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:22,870
she can take care of herself

1348
01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:24,998
don't worry

1349
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,865
she's never missed my call

1350
01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:29,081
maybe something happened to her

1351
01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:30,910
I gotta go back to Taipei

1352
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,036
don't go!

1353
01:14:34,750 --> 01:14:36,490
Hubby!

1354
01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,994
You came here to see me

1355
01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:41,498
not her

1356
01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,373
besides...

1357
01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:47,624
She was bullying me

1358
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,911
how come you're on her side?

1359
01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:51,953
What happened exactly?

1360
01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,664
Why would she yell at you all of a sudden?

1361
01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,533
I have no idea

1362
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,288
maybe she's jealous?

1363
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,118
What did you say to her?

1364
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:13,286
Nothing

1365
01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:22,322
I was just telling her

1366
01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:27,291
no matter how close you two used to be

1367
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:31,495
you're my guy now

1368
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,073
so...

1369
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:35,573
I wouldn't let her Fawn over you

1370
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:39,117
don't even think about it

1371
01:15:40,042 --> 01:15:42,704
it's nothing like that

1372
01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:44,164
you're thinking too much

1373
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,743
I don't believe you

1374
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,707
when I told her you threw away

1375
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,332
that notebook with all her sketches

1376
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,573
because of me

1377
01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:58,865
I could tell from her face

1378
01:15:58,875 --> 01:16:01,582
she's really into you

1379
01:16:04,208 --> 01:16:05,208
what?

1380
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:08,283
Why did you have to tell her that?

1381
01:16:09,792 --> 01:16:11,202
Seel

1382
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,616
why are you all riled up?

1383
01:16:17,042 --> 01:16:18,122
I hate you!

1384
01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,578
Make your choice now

1385
01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,122
answer me

1386
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,573
answer me!

1387
01:16:32,667 --> 01:16:35,283
I used to wonder when I read the tabloids

1388
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:37,698
why girls like Paris Hilton

1389
01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:39,744
never really have a decent love life?

1390
01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:45,241
They flirt too much

1391
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,581
after a while

1392
01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:49,699
all the sweet talk gets really annoying

1393
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:52,823
I'm going back to Taipei

1394
01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,532
Are you looking for someone?

1395
01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:17,413
Sorry

1396
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:33,037
Did Angie zhang switch to another room?

1397
01:17:33,042 --> 01:17:34,157
I'm her friend

1398
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:36,164
miss zhang checked out already

1399
01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:37,993
thank you

1400
01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:58,833
Michael

1401
01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,407
I haven't seen Angie for two days

1402
01:18:02,583 --> 01:18:03,789
ils she on leave?

1403
01:18:03,792 --> 01:18:05,578
You haven't heard?

1404
01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:06,948
She resigned

1405
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:09,073
where did she go?

1406
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,323
I was about to ask you the same thing

1407
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:13,244
is she working for qiu now?

1408
01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:15,081
Why did she quit right after the trip?

1409
01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:18,740
I don't know

1410
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:21,665
anyway, Angie told me

1411
01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:22,998
to let you lead the team

1412
01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:27,241
good luck. I'm counting on you

1413
01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:27,157
Marco gong!

1414
01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:29,365
Marco gong! Not again!

1415
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,581
You bastard!

1416
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:35,456
Marco gong!

1417
01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,203
Sorry, excuse me

1418
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,708
Hey!

1419
01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:55,868
Your bike got stolen again?

1420
01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:00,455
Yes

1421
01:20:01,042 --> 01:20:02,953
why would he leave me a wheel?

1422
01:20:03,375 --> 01:20:06,242
That's pretty kind of him

1423
01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:24,035
Every time I lost my bike

1424
01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:25,578
Angie would always take me home

1425
01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:27,573
but this time

1426
01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:29,782
I think I've lost her

1427
01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:55,572
Hey

1428
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:56,413
I thought...

1429
01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:58,624
You were bringing your girlfriend

1430
01:20:58,792 --> 01:20:59,907
we broke up

1431
01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:02,243
what?

1432
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,365
We broke up!

1433
01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,205
Already?

1434
01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:10,618
Where's Angie?

1435
01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,532
The other day

1436
01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:16,283
she dropped by and gave me a birthday gift

1437
01:21:17,042 --> 01:21:18,373
she said she'd come back

1438
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:19,535
when was that?

1439
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:21,622
Two days ago

1440
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,164
what did she give you?

1441
01:21:27,542 --> 01:21:28,542
What did you say?

1442
01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:30,118
What did she give you?

1443
01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:31,160
She gave me this

1444
01:21:49,375 --> 01:21:50,956
You know what, over the years

1445
01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:54,949
I've helped many people unlock their doors

1446
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,332
but there's one door

1447
01:21:58,875 --> 01:22:01,582
that I can't open, no matter how hard I try

1448
01:22:04,042 --> 01:22:05,042
the door to your heart

1449
01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,452
son

1450
01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:13,074
deep down you know she likes you

1451
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:17,623
but you never take her seriously

1452
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,202
Angie

1453
01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:22,079
is like a fool

1454
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:25,537
- for sticking around
- What did I do wrong?

1455
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,036
I had no idea

1456
01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:31,953
I only found out recently

1457
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:36,165
you think she's a dude
and you joke about it

1458
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,115
but think about it

1459
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:41,331
that's exactly why

1460
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,073
you like her

1461
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,081
well...

1462
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:46,803
I'm not comfortable with her getting flirty

1463
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:49,494
I like our little fights though

1464
01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,199
your mom passed away too soon

1465
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,619
and I was busy working all the time

1466
01:22:56,917 --> 01:22:59,659
we made you feel insecure

1467
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:02,831
you were afraid she'd reject your love

1468
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,994
so you shut her out, right?

1469
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,082
She's been hiding from me. What can I do?

1470
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,665
Do you know

1471
01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:15,374
why kids like playing hide-and-seek?

1472
01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:24,290
Because they want to be found

1473
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:44,782
"I fear the stillness in the air"

1474
01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:46,623
I'm really grateful

1475
01:23:47,083 --> 01:23:49,665
thank you for all the help you've given me

1476
01:23:52,417 --> 01:23:54,624
"I fear the memories we share"

1477
01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:58,573
"they haunt me and leave me in despair"

1478
01:23:58,583 --> 01:23:59,914
so you're going to hangzhou?

1479
01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:02,167
Yes

1480
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,494
I wanna go to grad school

1481
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:10,122
I gave up too much for that jerk

1482
01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:14,115
I haven't sculpted anything for years

1483
01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:17,583
okay

1484
01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,157
look at this

1485
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:20,698
listen

1486
01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:22,118
this is not a cappuccino

1487
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:23,914
this is a memory loss potion

1488
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,197
drink it

1489
01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,618
and put the past behind you

1490
01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,490
forget that pighead.
Forget that slutty bitch

1491
01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:31,250
bottoms up

1492
01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:32,743
bon voyage

1493
01:24:33,958 --> 01:24:37,450
all of a sudden I miss you

1494
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:40,905
where are you?

1495
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:47,538
Are you feeling blue?

1496
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:51,197
All of a sudden I miss you

1497
01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:54,621
I'm having adéja vu

1498
01:24:54,625 --> 01:25:01,781
tears blurring my view

1499
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,660
what are you doing here?

1500
01:25:05,542 --> 01:25:08,579
Listen, I'm kinda an insecure guy

1501
01:25:08,958 --> 01:25:10,823
my mom died when I was a kid

1502
01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:13,199
we were not a wealthy family

1503
01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:16,746
when I meet a girl I like, I get shy

1504
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,831
then I met you. The timing was perfect

1505
01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:21,825
but I was too scared and
stupid to ask you out

1506
01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:23,869
I was selfish. I thought
I was protecting you

1507
01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,957
- but I was protecting myself
- Forget it

1508
01:25:25,958 --> 01:25:26,993
and uh...

1509
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:28,785
You know

1510
01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:36,282
I realized

1511
01:25:36,917 --> 01:25:38,202
you're like the tomato

1512
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:39,865
and I'm the prune

1513
01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:43,620
although we are in the same basket

1514
01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,869
all we are is close

1515
01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:47,515
I never thought we would go well together

1516
01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:51,788
until I entered you by accident

1517
01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:54,999
and realized we're a perfect match

1518
01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:07,123
It's...

1519
01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:09,161
Just a figure of speech

1520
01:26:10,042 --> 01:26:12,499
perfect match? Bullshit

1521
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:15,536
you listened to that woman
and threw everything away

1522
01:26:15,542 --> 01:26:16,542
I didn't!

1523
01:26:26,167 --> 01:26:27,167
You know what?

1524
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:28,956
I've kept

1525
01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:31,783
everything you gave me

1526
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,661
even the flying guillotine

1527
01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:37,494
you told me to throw away

1528
01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:40,366
I kept it but I didn't tell you

1529
01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:42,915
I used it to decorate my phone

1530
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,035
what's the point?

1531
01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:49,285
You're seeing someone now

1532
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,868
I broke up with Hailey

1533
01:26:54,708 --> 01:26:55,823
I told her

1534
01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:57,789
I'm not interested in girls

1535
01:26:58,833 --> 01:26:59,993
I always thought

1536
01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:02,452
I should find myself

1537
01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,073
a sweet girlfriend

1538
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:06,994
but after the trip

1539
01:27:08,042 --> 01:27:09,452
I came to terms with myself

1540
01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:12,703
my desires

1541
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:15,868
I'm

1542
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,615
gay

1543
01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:19,077
you

1544
01:27:19,083 --> 01:27:20,083
are my true love

1545
01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:23,413
wait a second

1546
01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:26,454
why would that turn you into a gay man?

1547
01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:28,119
That's not the point

1548
01:27:28,542 --> 01:27:29,702
the thing is

1549
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,623
I love you

1550
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:32,625
Angie

1551
01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:35,366
you don't have to change yourself for me

1552
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,832
you're a dude, and that's fine

1553
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:40,868
I'm the one

1554
01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:42,411
who has to do a little adjustment

1555
01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,708
now I know...

1556
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:46,914
What kinda person I am

1557
01:27:47,792 --> 01:27:48,952
and I know

1558
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:50,789
I need someone like you

1559
01:27:51,458 --> 01:27:52,868
I love you just the way you are

1560
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:04,452
I'm sorry

1561
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:11,875
Go get him!

1562
01:28:19,458 --> 01:28:20,573
Hey pighead!

1563
01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:21,493
Yes?

1564
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,500
Where are you going?

1565
01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:27,532
I don't expect you to forgive me

1566
01:28:28,042 --> 01:28:29,657
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life

1567
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,786
thinking about the mistakes I made

1568
01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:34,868
you wish

1569
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:36,993
I still have a lot of iou coupons with me

1570
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,116
I'll use them all. You're
not going anywhere

1571
01:28:41,958 --> 01:28:43,789
I know better now

1572
01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:46,204
there's no use sweet talking to you

1573
01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:49,616
I'll let you do all the sweet talking

1574
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:52,875
so

1575
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,791
Can silly goose forgive pighead?

1576
01:29:06,042 --> 01:29:07,202
Hang on

1577
01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:11,447
what if you run into another girl

1578
01:29:11,792 --> 01:29:13,953
with a nice rack

1579
01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:16,749
and she's really good at flirting?

1580
01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:18,205
What would you do?

1581
01:29:18,208 --> 01:29:19,994
Absolutely nothing

1582
01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:22,369
I told you. I'm gay

1583
01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:26,248
girls...

1584
01:29:28,417 --> 01:29:30,829
I'm fed up with them

1585
01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:34,912
I just wanna spend time

1586
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:36,490
with my hot boyfriend

1587
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,535
I hate you

1588
01:29:38,250 --> 01:29:39,330
let's go!

1589
01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:40,413
I wanna eat some bunnies

1590
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:41,989
alright!

1591
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,285
Let's bite their heads off!

1592
01:29:43,292 --> 01:29:44,782
- Let's go!
- Go!

1593
01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,119
Talk about passive aggressive

1594
01:29:57,708 --> 01:29:58,914
what a pro

1595
01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:03,660
produced, story & directed by
pang ho-cheung

1596
01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:08,122
written by pang ho-cheung
luk yee sum zhang youyou

1597
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:10,912
inspired by toolbook

1598
01:30:10,917 --> 01:30:13,989
"everyone loves tender women" by loverman

1599
01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:17,705
produced by subi liang

1600
01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:21,038
producer zhang dajun

1601
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:25,114
associate producer Kenny chan

1602
01:30:25,417 --> 01:30:28,830
administrative producers
Bernard Yang Helen li

1603
01:30:29,667 --> 01:30:32,659
co-starring sui tang sie yi lin

1604
01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:33,955
guest appearance

1605
01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:36,290
qu niciren li fangding
Yang kaidi ni musi

1606
01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:39,909
special appearance Hong Hong

1607
01:30:40,375 --> 01:30:43,822
director of photography Jake pollock

1608
01:30:44,042 --> 01:30:47,364
image designer man lim chung

1609
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:51,322
art director Kong hun lim

1610
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:54,996
editor wenders li

1611
01:30:55,458 --> 01:30:58,780
original music Alan wong Janet Yung

1612
01:30:59,042 --> 01:31:02,409
sound designer ~~ tu duu-chih

1613
01:31:04,833 --> 01:31:07,370
"oh"

1614
01:31:07,375 --> 01:31:11,914
"my love"

1615
01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:15,580
"my darling"

1616
01:31:15,583 --> 01:31:21,499
"I've hungered for your touch"

1617
01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:25,742
"a long"

1618
01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:29,948
"lonely time"

1619
01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:36,780
"and time"

1620
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:44,247
"goes by so slowly"

1621
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:50,499
"and time can do so much"

1622
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:59,375
"are you still mine"

1623
01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:07,372
"I need your love"

1624
01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:16,655
"I need your love"

1625
01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:25,375
"god speed your love to me"

1626
01:32:32,042 --> 01:32:36,661
"Lonely rivers flow to the sea"

1627
01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:40,208
what's wrong?

1628
01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:42,623
It's really cold in here

1629
01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:45,290
can I put my shirt on?

1630
01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:50,409
But we're doing "ghost"

1631
01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:52,828
you can't treat me like a slave

1632
01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:53,948
one i0u coupon

1633
01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:55,368
and I end up like this

1634
01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:56,706
you still have a lot of coupons left

1635
01:32:56,708 --> 01:32:58,073
god knows what would happen to me!

1636
01:33:00,042 --> 01:33:01,657
Shh...

1637
01:33:02,167 --> 01:33:04,624
Pamper me now

1638
01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:06,331
then I'll tip you

1639
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,540
with another coupon, alright?

1640
01:33:10,792 --> 01:33:11,998
Thank you, your majesty

1641
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:20,250
"are you still mine?"

1642
01:33:23,417 --> 01:33:30,573
"I need your love"