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I want to start by saying
that my client is a man.
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A good man.
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A father...
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{\an8}An exceptional father.
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{\an8}A great dad. Just a great dad, you know?
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{\an8}The kind of father
who plays with his kid, a great dad.
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And still, Your Honor,
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it surprises me
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that this woman is doing the injustice
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of separating a son from his father.
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That's right. What a wordsmith.
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My lawyer has such talent.
He is very special indeed.
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And now, she wants to take my son
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{\an8}to San Francisco,
but not our São Francisco
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{\an8}with the handicraft stores.
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- It's in the United States of America.
- Yes, I know.
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So you think your son is better off
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{\an8}living in the back room
of this pizzeria here.
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"Mamma Rita Pizzeria."
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- Mammary what?
- Please.
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Have some decorum. Order!
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{\an8}Sorry, you're the one who says order.
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{\an8}This is an Italian pizzeria.
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{\an8}"Mamma," from the Italian, mamma. Mother.
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{\an8}And the pizzeria
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belongs to my client's parents.
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That place is a madhouse.
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{\an8}Father, mother, sister,
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{\an8}dog, parrot, pepperoni,
everyone's always shouting, yelling.
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{\an8}Jonas needs to be in a place that's more--
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{\an8}Objection!
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{\an8}- Listen.
- Yes.
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I'm only putting up with this madness
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because I'm curious to see
where this is heading.
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All right. I'm sorry, Your Honor.
May I approach the bench?
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- No.
- Okay, I won't get too close.
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I thought that the dynamic
I've created would be interesting.
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Me making my own defense,
since I know the case so well.
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And my client being
the wonderful person I am, right?
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{\an8}Please, Mr. Michelle.
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{\an8}- It's not Michelle.
- It's written here.
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{\an8}It's not Michelle.
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{\an8}It's an Italian name, "Mi-ke-le."
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{\an8}In Italian,
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{\an8}"CH" is pronounced like a "K,"
so it's Michele with a K, not Michelle.
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{\an8}People thought I was married to a woman,
which would've been better.
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{\an8}A woman wouldn't keep asking
if she could help me at home.
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{\an8}"Can I help?" As if it was helping!
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{\an8}- You keep complaining...
- Order!
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{\an8}- Order.
- This is turning into a joke.
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{\an8}This ends now. Enough.
I've made up my mind.
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{\an8}You will rule
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{\an8}in favor of a father
not being separated from his child.
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{\an8}Yes, Your Honor.
A father who is suffering, crying.
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{\an8}In favor of this father, this man,
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{\an8}this family man,
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{\an8}not being kept from his son.
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{\an8}I beg you.
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No, we're here to defend the good
and to maintain order, always.
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Thank you, Counselor Michele.
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{\an8}No problem, Michele. It's a pleasure
to defend you. Please, your verdict.
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{\an8}Please inform your client
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{\an8}or yourself... I don't even know anymore.
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{\an8}You have six months
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{\an8}to move with your child
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{\an8}to a better place.
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And since she gave her career up
to give you a little "help" at home,
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you're responsible
for all expenses from now on.
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- All of them?
- The child support is set at 7,000 reais.
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Seven thousand reais?
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Did you see that?
I have no tolerance for that.
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- Dad!
- Hi, my beautiful boy.
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- So how was it?
- It's all screwed up.
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But we have more important things
to worry about, right?
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- Like what?
- Like... Palmeiras!
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- They qualified for the Libertadores Cup!
- Come on, Dad. I'm a Corinthian.
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- Don't do the dance.
- I must get back to the pizzeria.
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Okay, let's go.
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- Dad, this is yours.
- Thanks.
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There's something in there
for you to help me with.
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"Ms. Michelle Barbieri."
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My name is Michele, "Mi-ke-le."
People just can't get it right.
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- Michele is a man's name.
- Is it?
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Not as manly as Fabrizio,
but it is a man's name.
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It's a letter
that I want to send to a girl.
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Son, do you see those men?
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The FBI guys?
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No, they're TOP guys.
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From the best law firm in the country.
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When I'm a TOP guy,
your mother will never fu...
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- Grow up, Michele.
- ...fill my heart with love.
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- Hi. How are you?
- Yeah, right. Let's go, son.
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- Hi. How are you?
- Hi, Virgínia.
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Good luck.
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- Don't forget the letter, Dad!
- Okay.
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That's right, Fred,
keep flirting with her.
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Thank God, the old man isn't here yet.
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- Get in here.
- Hey.
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Don't speak.
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Why are you closing the blinds?
Are you going to touch me up?
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I want to tell you something.
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If it's about the "Brilhante" song case,
don't worry. I'm on it.
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I'll get it done today.
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By the way, about that.
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Listen.
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What's with the kisses?
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Stop. Please don't... Dear God.
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- Shake that butt.
- Mr. Miranda, for God's sake!
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I knew this would happen.
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Damn, Mr. Miranda.
First, I'm glad you're alive.
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I'm okay.
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Second, some things
can't be unseen, Mr. Miranda.
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I want to tell you something.
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Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco,
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the law firm,
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is buying us out.
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They already did.
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The FBI guys? I mean, the TOP guys?
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Yeah, didn't you want to be a TOP guy?
Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco.
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Now, you get to be one.
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Congratulations!
But it's a secret. Don't tell anyone.
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Please, you know me.
Of course I won't tell anyone.
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Feel free to applaud me.
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Because now your son works
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for one of the best law firms
in the country, TOP.
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- Now, I'm a TOP guy.
- That's great.
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Wonderful. But does that mean
you won't work at the pizzeria anymore?
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Don't talk crazy.
I haven't worked here in ten years.
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The last time I served a pizza,
Patrizia was still called Fabrizio.
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Hey, Mike, deadname me one more time
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and I'll break your teeth.
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Sorry, I didn't see you there.
By the way, Dad,
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why didn't you call me Fabrizio
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and name her Michele?
People wouldn't call me Michelle.
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She'd be Michelle and I'd be Fabrizio.
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- You don't like your name?
- It's a bit shit.
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Fine. I'll take
the Michele pizza off the menu.
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- No.
- Do it. And please remove mine as well.
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What were you thinking, Dad?
Naming pizzas after your kids?
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The whole neighborhood talks
about eating Patrizia.
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- And I got stuck with pepperoni.
- Stop it.
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- Bambino, congratulations.
- Mamma.
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You're smart.
You deserve to make a lot of money.
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I'll make plenty of money.
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Buckets of money, a fortune.
I'll make so much money.
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I'll buy you and Dad a house.
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I'll buy my son a house.
I'll buy Patrizia a house.
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No, you don't need to buy me anything.
Just clear out my dressing room.
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Dressing room?
You mean that mess you left?
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Mike, stop it.
Those clothes have sentimental value.
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They were an important part of my life.
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They're old, for God's sake.
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Are you going back to doing
Samanta Laser Beam shows?
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As if I actually danced like that.
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I love this family.
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- Let's eat some pizza.
- Yeah, let's eat.
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Fab, grab me a Coke please.
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Therefore, with our
"It's a Woman's World" program...
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- Where were you? We're screwed.
- Small bladder. I had to spend a penny.
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We're not screwed. We're winning.
Listen, TOP is acquiring us.
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- We're TOP guys now.
- TOP?
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Awesome.
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Our firm will be the first in the country
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to have parity between men
and women in our workforce.
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Cool. I don't really know
what that means, but equality is good.
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Tomorrow, all women will receive a call
to schedule the signing of the contract.
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It's a Woman's World, after all.
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- Cool. That's cool.
- Congratulations.
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Nice. Very cool. Mr. TOP.
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What? What is it?
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- What about the guys, the men?
- Us.
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We haven't forgotten about you.
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All right! I knew it.
We are damn good lawyers.
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All men
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will receive a form...
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Yes, of course, we have to fill out
a form to include our birthdays--
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- With instructions...
- Instructions. This isn't a circus--
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...regarding the ethical dismissal plan.
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- What?
- Via WhatsApp.
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- Dismissal?
- TOP.
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No. Wait. Mr. Miranda!
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What about what you said to me
in your office?
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{\an8}NOW HIRING - PET SITTER
ELECTRIC RACKET TESTER
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{\an8}CEMETERY CARETAKER
DOG HOTEL
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{\an8}JANITOR
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Again. "Ms. Michelle Barbieri."
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For God's sake. I can't take this anymore.
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- I don't want to upgrade my internet plan.
- Michelle Barbieri?
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- Fuck! Fuck you, you fucking--
- Do you know Michelle?
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I have a message
from Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco Law Firm.
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Take your message and--
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SAMANTA LASER BEAM
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Michelle is not available right now.
Can I help you?
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Ms. Michelle Barbieri is invited
to the office tomorrow morning
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for her relocation to the new company.
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You want Michelle?
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- I'll give you Michelle.
- Sir? Are you still there?
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Of course. Michelle will be there
first thing tomorrow
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to sign the papers, okay?
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Let's see...
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This one.
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Gosh.
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Her shoes.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse--
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Come here.
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Yes, you. Come here. Hi, how are you?
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What's up?
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Are you crazy?
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- It's me. Mike.
- What?
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- Mike! What are you doing?
- I'm dressed like this to keep my job.
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Hey, that's genius.
I hadn't thought of that.
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I won't sign the papers.
Tomorrow, I'll come in my aunt's clothes.
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- Corset and all--
- Don't be stupid.
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They mistook my name
for a woman's name, all right?
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If I get fired, Virgínia will take
my son away. I can't lose this job.
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Will you be a woman forever?
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Of course not, dude.
Meritocracy, buddy. Listen up.
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I'll show them
I'm an amazing lawyer, the best,
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and they'll have to put up with me,
even as a man.
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What are you looking at?
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Are you wearing panties?
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Is that a question you ask a lady?
Please. I have to go, I'm late.
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A thong. And I shaved all over.
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Hey. Sorry, I--
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Apologies. Sorry for the delay.
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Welcome.
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We were waiting for you
to start the meeting.
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Nice to meet you. You didn't have to wait.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Mrs. or Miss?
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Counselor Michelle Barbieri, please.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
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Nice to meet you, Counselor.
This is Otávio--
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Michelle is one of the women
from our merger.
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It came at a great time, by the way.
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The office was full of men.
We needed more pretty faces.
239
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She was handling
the "Brilhante" song case at the old firm,
240
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and I wanted to bring her here,
241
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:23,833
so she could share some information
with the person handling the case now.
242
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Very well.
243
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{\an8}The song "Brilhante"
by this superstar, MC Mone--
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Tasty.
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What did you say?
246
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Tasty water.
247
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Right. So, MC Mone is
the owner of the song titled "Brilhante."
248
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However, an aerobics gym instructor
249
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claims to be
the original author of this song.
250
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So, what is my line
of reasoning in this case?
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I suggest we look for evidence
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that the song existed prior to his claims
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to thus prove MC Mone's authorship.
254
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,583
- Great line of reasoning--
- Wait a minute.
255
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What if we found evidence
that the song existed prior to his claims
256
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to prove MC Mone's authorship
of the song "Brilhante"?
257
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,166
- Data venia.
- Huh? Right?
258
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,000
Counselor JP!
259
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,375
You are truly an amazing lawyer.
260
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,291
Oh, stop it.
261
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,958
Hold on. Is there an echo in here?
262
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,958
Because I believe
that's exactly what I just said.
263
00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:25,333
- Isn't that exactly what I said?
- Ladies, please, focus. Girls.
264
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,666
Counselor, please. Continue.
265
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,291
Yes, well,
266
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,875
the alleged author--
267
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,291
Oh, it's stuck.
268
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:37,083
He claims that he used to sing
269
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the chorus of the song "Brilhante."
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00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:42,416
And he told the press.
271
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,541
- Oh, sorry.
- Well...
272
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:50,125
Otávio and I will decide the next steps
in this case moving forward.
273
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,291
- Right, Counselor Otávio?
- Data venia, Counselor. We got this.
274
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,916
I'm sorry, but in the case of this case,
275
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referring to this case,
in this case, the case is mine.
276
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:01,833
This case
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00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:03,708
is no longer yours.
278
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This is yours.
279
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,833
Want to play squash?
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00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:10,666
- Squash.
- What are you...
281
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,916
- This is outrageous.
- Did you really believe it?
282
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,125
This bullshit about parity
between men and women?
283
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,125
Equal pay? Forget it.
284
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,166
- Is it your first day as a woman?
- In a way.
285
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,375
- What?
- What?
286
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,583
Well, if you think
you can blow your own horn...
287
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:33,166
I can. My horn has never let me down.
288
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,583
Then talk to the boss.
289
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,041
You think I should talk to Jorge Pedro?
290
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:41,458
I'm talking about the bosses' boss.
291
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:45,250
Mr. Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco.
That's him there.
292
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:52,541
They say that about 12 years ago,
he suffered a trauma and went nuts.
293
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,458
- He went cuckoo?
- Yes. We can't even talk to him.
294
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:58,458
He's always upstairs,
isolated in his office.
295
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,083
So you want me
to talk to Mr. Looney Tunes,
296
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,291
who is enjoying his retirement
297
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,208
inside his sarcophagus?
298
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,958
You want me to go up there
and complain about stuff? No way.
299
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:12,666
I haven't even bought a coffee
with my meal voucher yet. There's no way.
300
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,125
If you won't say something,
301
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,000
I will.
302
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:18,958
- Julia, it won't work.
- Yes, it will.
303
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,291
No, it won't. What are you doing?
304
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,208
I'll tell Mr. Pacheco
that you could win this case,
305
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,916
but we'll lose
because that idiot Jorge Pedro
306
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,458
can't listen to someone
not wearing boxers.
307
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:32,958
But I'm wearing box--
I mean, I'm wearing a thong, girl.
308
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:36,000
- I'll talk to him.
- No, you won't-- Girl!
309
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,916
Trust me, girl. It will all work out.
310
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,416
It's better if you go alone
since you know the case, okay? It'll work.
311
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,458
Julia.
312
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,791
Can you bring those documents, please?
313
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,041
Are you okay, Suzana?
314
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,375
I'm great.
315
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,750
You're not Suzana.
316
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:07,500
No, but you can call me Suzana
if you want. Call me whatever.
317
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,750
- No one comes into my office.
- That's a shame. It's a beautiful office.
318
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:15,000
- So spacious, so pretty.
- I'm not following this joke.
319
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,958
- Do you work here?
- No.
320
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,416
- You don't?
- I do.
321
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
What about you?
322
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,625
I don't work. I don't want to,
and I resent those who do.
323
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,041
Okay. Too bad. Right then.
324
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,250
Your phone.
325
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,541
Oh, thank you.
326
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,458
You know what?
327
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:42,416
Are you still here?
328
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,250
I'm here and I'm not leaving,
just so you know.
329
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:49,041
Mr. TOP, I have something
to tell you, straight to your face.
330
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,250
What were you thinking
331
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,333
when you decided
to lock yourself in here all alone?
332
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,625
You haven't even combed your hair.
It's all over the place.
333
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,541
And that's a shame
because you built this empire.
334
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,333
One of the best law firms in the country.
335
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,166
And you're here,
sharpening pencils with a razor blade?
336
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,625
Meanwhile, there are
innocent people out there
337
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,958
with no one to defend them in court.
338
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,375
We need people like you, Mr. Pacheco.
339
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:16,708
I have a friend who's a life coach.
I'll give you his number.
340
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,041
Can I borrow your pencil?
341
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:23,500
Jesus, this pencil is horrible.
Let's sharpen it a little.
342
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,541
I'm very sorry,
that must have been a lot of work.
343
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,375
Are you feeling-- Oh, no.
344
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:35,291
Are you having a moment?
You don't look very well.
345
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,666
Let me help you.
346
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,083
Iurisperiti munus est...
347
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,750
- And you're back.
- ...veritatem coram.
348
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,250
Societate revelare!
349
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,375
- So? How did it go?
- Wow, so great.
350
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,958
We're friends now.
We're even texting each other.
351
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,041
- Really?
- Of course not.
352
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,958
It was terrible. He hated it.
353
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,208
I told you it was a bad idea.
354
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,666
Come on, Michelle.
355
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,583
Worst case, Mr. Pacheco stays where he is.
356
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,083
- That's all.
- I doubt it.
357
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,916
- Jesus fucking Christ. Hey!
- Calm down.
358
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,833
Mr. Pacheco, what a lovely surprise.
359
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,458
Aren't you supposed to be in your office,
working on your crafts?
360
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,458
I crafted all his crafts.
361
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,791
Iurisperiti munus est
362
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:22,416
veritatem coram societate revelare.
363
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,166
That's a spiritual obsession,
364
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,333
but I'm a bit of a medium
if you'll allow me to cleanse you.
365
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:34,041
You got in, now get out. If you're good,
stay. If you're bad, go away.
366
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,666
It's gone.
367
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,750
"It is the lawyer's role to reveal
368
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,166
the truth
to the eyes of society." It's Latin.
369
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,916
If you spoke normally,
everyone would understand you.
370
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,250
Jorge Pedro, tell me something.
371
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,250
What is the firm's most important case
at the moment?
372
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,708
The authorship dispute over the song
"Brilhante," without a doubt.
373
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,791
- Counselor Otávio and I are handling it.
- Data venia. That is correct.
374
00:19:56,875 --> 00:20:00,500
I want you to include
this young woman in this case.
375
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,708
Counselor Michelle Barbieri.
376
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:07,375
But Mr. Pacheco,
Michelle has no experience.
377
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:10,333
But I think she will be very helpful.
378
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,833
She has something better than experience.
379
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:14,916
She has... How should I put it?
380
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,125
- She has balls.
- What?
381
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,041
What is that?
382
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,916
- She's making a heart with her hands.
- Not that.
383
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,791
Mr. Pacheco, may I invite
384
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:26,458
my colleague, Julia,
to work on this case with us?
385
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,791
If you think she will be helpful, why not?
386
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:33,750
- Do you mind, Jorge Pedro?
- No! Of course not, Mr. Pacheco.
387
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:39,000
I believe that they will both bring
a certain sparkle to the case.
388
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,791
Of course, especially since
this office is in need of...
389
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,291
- Pretty faces.
- Pretty faces, yes.
390
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,375
Very well.
391
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,333
Hey, girl, that's great.
392
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,416
I don't know how this happened,
393
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,541
but consider yourselves welcome.
394
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,583
I just want to remind you of one thing.
395
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,291
I'm still in charge.
396
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,250
Got it?
397
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,625
- Got it.
- Yeah. Sure.
398
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:04,666
Thank you.
399
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,708
- Data venia, Counselor Otávio.
- Exactly.
400
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,958
For fuck's sake.
401
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,083
- There you go.
- I'll show you.
402
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,291
- Show me.
- Seven of diamonds.
403
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,708
- Yeah.
- Okay.
404
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,166
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- Hi.
405
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:28,041
Bambino, you don't look very well.
406
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,708
You look paler than uncovered mozzarella.
407
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,083
What are you talking about?
This boy fills me with pride.
408
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,041
He is a working machine.
409
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:40,083
He's the only one who works, right?
No one even notices the workhorse here.
410
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,583
Oh, my beautiful Patrizia.
411
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,625
I know you work hard too.
412
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,416
But Michele is my manly son.
413
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:52,041
Holy stuffed meatballs,
give me patience or I'll kill someone.
414
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,041
Hey, meatball.
415
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,833
Where are those clothes
that used to be in my room?
416
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,791
- I donated them, Mike.
- Shit.
417
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,250
Weren't you always complaining about them?
I gave them away.
418
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:05,833
Especially because I no longer had
a reason to keep fake breasts and wigs.
419
00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:07,791
I have natural hair now.
420
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,625
- Why are you asking?
- No reason.
421
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:13,000
- I think there was a suit there...
- What suit, Mike?
422
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:17,041
You've never owned anything other than
this old suit for rejected congressmen.
423
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:20,750
Wow, pale mozzarella, rejected
congressman... I'm doing great in here.
424
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,541
- Hi, girl. How are you?
- Hi.
425
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,458
BRILHANTE IS OURS
426
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,791
Girl, what are you wearing?
427
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,916
A congressman's suit.
428
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,250
We will now begin
the first hearing of the case
429
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,583
in which the singer MC Mone
430
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,041
is accused by Mr. Guido da Silva
431
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:54,166
of having stolen the authorship
432
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,916
of the so-called hit song "Brilhante."
433
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,333
The prosecuting attorney has the floor.
434
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:01,750
- This is it.
- Go for it.
435
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:06,625
Your Honor, as stated in the records,
436
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:11,875
my client has been using this song
in his power aerobics classes
437
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,541
at the Jacked Aerobics Gym
438
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:18,291
long before MC Mone released her song.
439
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,291
No.
440
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,375
And I can prove it.
441
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:25,083
We have this video as evidence.
442
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,041
Please.
443
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,958
Please, that's ridiculous.
444
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,666
Ridiculous.
445
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:40,625
I can't believe you stole my chorus
to make this crap.
446
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:43,541
- Is that right, you crook?
- Get a grip!
447
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:46,166
We can clearly see
448
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,291
that the song sung by MC Mone
449
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:52,375
is the one sung by my client...
450
00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,583
...in this video from 2012.
451
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,958
Now, MC Mone
452
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,666
only released her song
453
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,583
in 2022.
454
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:09,416
That is all, Your Honor.
455
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,791
- That is all.
- Thank you.
456
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,625
I now turn the floor over
457
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:16,250
to the defense attorney, please.
458
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,000
We are either faced
459
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:24,833
with an overwhelming misunderstanding
or a show of bad faith, Your Honor.
460
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:29,041
As clearly shown in the video,
461
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:32,375
the supposedly plagiarized song
462
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,208
features the chorus...
463
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,416
While in the chorus of my client's song,
464
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,791
we can clearly hear...
465
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,375
It's completely different.
466
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,791
Objection, Your Honor.
467
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,083
My client also sings...
468
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,750
Unlike my client, who sings...
469
00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,708
Yours is staccato.
470
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:02,750
It's softer. Listen.
471
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:06,541
Everybody!
472
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:13,041
Look, how cute.
Asses in their natural habitat.
473
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:16,291
- Only the judge will understand...
- Please, they are the same.
474
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,583
...the difference between...
475
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:20,416
Order!
476
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,166
- You can clearly hear--
- Order!
477
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:26,791
I know exactly what we need
to solve this case.
478
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,291
But first, we need to solve this problem.
479
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,333
You can't wear that. Let's go.
480
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:20,166
{\an8}JACKED AEROBICS
481
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,083
Open up!
482
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,000
Open up!
483
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,208
Let's open those arms!
484
00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,166
I want to see your souls today!
485
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,416
This is a power class!
486
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,541
Guaranteed success!
487
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,666
Girl, if that's success,
I'm clearly a failure.
488
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,833
Chatting during my class?
489
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,291
You.
490
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:46,541
- Me?
- Yeah.
491
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,625
What about me?
492
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,666
You have a secret, don't you?
493
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:51,833
Secret? Me? No.
494
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:54,541
You are hiding something.
495
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:56,833
- I'm not hiding anything.
- Come here, please.
496
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,583
No, I'd rather stay here.
497
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,791
- Come here, please.
- It's better if you go.
498
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:02,416
Go ahead.
499
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:04,833
Let's go, people.
500
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,791
Glutes.
501
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,333
Let's go and...
502
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,416
I'll drink some water,
take a break and rest.
503
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,750
- What?
- Be right back.
504
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:18,000
We barely started. I don't get it.
505
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,083
- Hi!
- Hi.
506
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:23,541
Gosh, I love power aerobics.
507
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,750
I'm here every day. Guido is great, right?
508
00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,625
- Yeah, probably.
- Yeah.
509
00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:30,708
I can't come every day because I work.
510
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:34,083
But I suppose you don't work,
so you can always be here, right?
511
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,291
Yeah, I don't work.
512
00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:38,458
Have you tried to find a job
after being a housewife for eight years?
513
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:41,500
It's impossible.
At least I take care of my body.
514
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:44,000
- I'm working on my body.
- Right.
515
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:48,791
But I'm sure your child's father
helps a lot, right?
516
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,750
I'm assuming.
517
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:50,916
Oh, you're wrong.
518
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,416
He's useless.
519
00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:55,208
He would come home
and just sit on the couch.
520
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:59,666
To this day, the cushions still have
his butt print on them. Disgusting.
521
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:05,416
Wanna bet that the bastard forgot
to pick up our son from school today?
522
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,333
- I'll call him.
- No, that's not necessary.
523
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:09,625
Oh, God.
524
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:20,250
Yes?
525
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,250
Hello?
526
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:24,333
Is this Mike's phone?
527
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,416
Yes, that's correct.
528
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,500
Michele is busy right now,
529
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:31,375
but stay on the line
and he'll be with you soon.
530
00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:34,041
Please hold.
Your call is very important to us.
531
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:41,583
Yes?
532
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,250
Virgínia, how can I-- Oh!
533
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:44,916
What?
534
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,125
So you can hire a secretary,
535
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,125
but you can't increase
your son's child support?
536
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:52,250
I can't believe you called me for that.
537
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:55,000
I'm busy.
I have to pick up Jonas from school.
538
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,958
Oh! Okay.
539
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:01,333
Okay. I thought you would forget
to pick him up again.
540
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:04,083
I have to go.
I'm driving and I will get a--
541
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:05,875
Bye.
542
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:10,625
Come on, you left me
in the middle of that jerk's class.
543
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,291
Girl, I have to go, okay?
544
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,458
- What?
- I'm sorry.
545
00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:15,250
It's a woman thing. I'm sorry.
546
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,416
- Talk to you later.
- What about this mess?
547
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,250
I guess I'll handle it.
548
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:49,291
Man, you were so lucky
to get me on the first call.
549
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,208
- You got me.
- Fred?
550
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:52,875
- Yes?
- What happened, huh?
551
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,041
There was nothing else available.
552
00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:01,791
I was looking for a job,
and this is all I could find.
553
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:03,291
Tell me about it.
554
00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,500
Actually, don't tell me about it.
555
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,625
Eyes on the road.
Just drive. I'm late to pick up Jonas.
556
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,541
- Stop the car!
- Okay!
557
00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:13,833
- What?
- I forgot something.
558
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,083
You forgot? Let me help.
559
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,000
Stop, Fred.
560
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,041
- What will I do?
- I don't know.
561
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:22,958
- Where will I find men's clothes now?
- Good luck.
562
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:25,791
What size are you?
563
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,458
No. No way. Don't even think about it.
564
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:30,833
I'll pay you 50 bucks right now.
565
00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,583
Hey, son. What's up?
566
00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,375
- How are you?
- Dad, what are you wearing?
567
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,416
Where's your suit?
568
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,125
Dad's been working without a suit lately.
569
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:46,250
Okay? Let's go.
570
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:50,375
All this for 50 bucks. Ridiculous.
I have to stop being so greedy.
571
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,333
- Dad.
- Yes?
572
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,791
This driver has a weird voice.
573
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,583
You can't say that kind of thing, son.
We can go, ma'am.
574
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:06,666
Dad, did you read my letter?
575
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:11,958
Yes. The one you wrote,
with those words, right?
576
00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,625
Your handwriting's beautiful.
Good job. Very cool.
577
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,250
Thanks, but what did you think
about that thing?
578
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,625
- The thing...
- The girl thing.
579
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,208
The girl thing! Yes, of course.
580
00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:24,375
You have a crush.
That's adorable. So cute.
581
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,958
You have to show her
that you are a smart boy,
582
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,291
that you know stuff.
583
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:30,666
Girls like smart boys.
584
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:33,750
Hey! I got it.
585
00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:36,916
We're doing a geography project at school.
586
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,416
I'll find a way
to get into her group and go for it.
587
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,250
Exactly. Get into her group.
588
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,666
Work hard on the project. Do your best.
589
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:48,125
Show her how good you are.
She'll be so into you in no time.
590
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,666
- We're here.
- Dad?
591
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,875
Is the driver's name really Taxi Mattel?
592
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,250
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
593
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,041
You're late, Michele!
594
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,708
- Poor boy.
- It's okay, Mom!
595
00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:03,583
- See? It's okay.
- No, it's not, son.
596
00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:07,583
Your father keeps going
to those lunches with his office friends
597
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:08,958
and forgets to pick you up.
598
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,333
Lunches? What are you talking about?
I was at the gym.
599
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,583
- Where?
- What?
600
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,041
- What?
- What is it? Huh?
601
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,583
It's going to rain.
602
00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:19,041
- Time to go, son. See you later.
- Got it, Dad.
603
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:21,500
- Show her how smart I am.
- That's it. Exactly.
604
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,791
- Is it like an Uber drag race?
- No.
605
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,208
- That's not it.
- That's awesome, lady.
606
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,583
That's not it. The lady is...
607
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:29,875
I want another 50.
608
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:31,375
Let's go, UberPaul.
609
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,791
- Michelle.
- Oh, Julia.
610
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:45,708
Sorry about before. I really had to go.
611
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:49,708
You left me alone
in a dance class with that moron.
612
00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:52,500
- Sorry.
- But I didn't come back empty-handed.
613
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:53,750
- Really?
- Really.
614
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:57,125
Look what I found in that mess.
615
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,875
{\an8}CO-FOUNDER 2
FAN: GUIDO DA SILVA
616
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,958
{\an8}MC Mone's fan club?
617
00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:04,041
What are you doing later?
618
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:26,083
FAN CLUB BAR
MC MONE
619
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,083
That's strange.
620
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:29,375
There's no one here.
621
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,041
Yeah.
622
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,583
Weird.
623
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,833
- This is a bar.
- What are you drinking?
624
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,458
Oh, my God!
625
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:42,083
- Sorry, I got a fright.
- Nice to meet you. KB.
626
00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,541
Kibbeh? My favorite dish!
627
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,875
Kátia Bete.
628
00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:49,166
Official President of the fan club
of our wonderful MC Mone.
629
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,750
- How can I help you?
- Nice to meet you, KB.
630
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,250
I would love some help.
631
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:57,000
If you want to talk about MC Mone,
count on me, I'm all ears.
632
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,416
That's exactly it.
633
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,083
I'm Julia, this is Michelle.
634
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,250
We're MC Mone's lawyers
in the "Brilhante" song case.
635
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:09,125
- Yes.
- I was wondering if you know this person.
636
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:16,666
- He who shall not be named!
- No. Calm down, Tabbouleh.
637
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,375
He shall be named. His name is Guido.
638
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,666
- His name is Guido.
- Quiet!
639
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:23,291
She has a knife.
640
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:26,791
Nobody says that crook's name
inside MC Mone's fan club.
641
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,666
- Can we leave?
- You know what I caught that jerk doing?
642
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:31,750
This?
643
00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:33,541
- No. Worse.
- No?
644
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,916
I caught him making pirate copies
645
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,541
of the personal archive,
646
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,750
our muse's personal collection.
647
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,166
Can you believe it?
648
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,125
- Personal archive?
- Yeah.
649
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,625
It's down there. It's wonderful.
Do you want to see it?
650
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:49,708
- It's right down those stairs.
- Shall we?
651
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,916
- She has a knife.
- Go.
652
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
- I don't know if we should go.
- Go!
653
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,916
Yes, of course. We're going.
654
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,875
Jesus Christ.
I think I'm going to shit my pants.
655
00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:00,458
See you soon, Sfiha.
656
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:07,250
Girl, I don't think we should be here.
657
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:11,958
How is this a tribute?
It can't be. Look at it.
658
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,541
This is morbid.
659
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:16,500
What are you looking for specifically?
660
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:20,125
Right now, the toilet,
because I just peed a little, KY.
661
00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:23,375
Honey, you've come to the right place.
I have all the records.
662
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,166
Come and see, sweetie.
663
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:28,291
We have records of her 15th birthday,
appendicitis surgery...
664
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,458
- Wow.
- Her elementary school graduation.
665
00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:31,833
High school graduation...
666
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,291
Please, sit.
667
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:38,458
Ms. Bete, I don't think
we need to watch everything because--
668
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,500
Sit down!
669
00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,625
- Okay.
- Yeah. I was going to sit anyway.
670
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,750
I have varicose veins.
KY, let me tell you something.
671
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,083
The thing is, we really must get to court.
672
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:52,250
Honey, nobody leaves here
until they know MC Mone's full story.
673
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,083
- Have fun.
- Look, this is false imprisonment.
674
00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,958
We are lawyers, remember?
675
00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:58,875
Hey. Lady, wait.
676
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:02,791
Please, lady.
I think this door is bulletproof, girl.
677
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,333
We're trapped in here.
678
00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:05,833
We're-- Lady!
679
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,916
I don't want to be stuck
with these things.
680
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,458
Calm down. She wouldn't be crazy enough
to leave us locked in here.
681
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:12,833
Wanna talk crazy, honey?
682
00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:15,333
Look at this altar of death.
We're in a cellar.
683
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,958
- We're trapped.
- It makes no sense.
684
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:20,333
We are her idol's lawyers.
She won't do anything to us. Calm down.
685
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:24,791
I think there are dead people in here.
This must be an ancient burial ground.
686
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,958
It's a dragon. Help!
687
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:30,750
I can't take this anymore.
It's macabre. Seriously.
688
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,833
Let me try turning this off.
At this point, it's torture.
689
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:36,541
It must have an off switch.
690
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:40,250
This woman is going to destroy us.
She's torturing us, Julia.
691
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,083
- Everyone, run!
- Let me try.
692
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:44,083
- We have to get out of here.
- Go.
693
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,791
- Go ahead.
- Hey, lady!
694
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,333
- Any luck?
- Open up!
695
00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:27,791
Counselor Jorge Pedro,
where are our lawyers?
696
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:31,041
Women are like the weather,
right, Mr. Pacheco?
697
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:32,916
Unpredictable.
698
00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:39,541
Order! Silence! The court is in session.
699
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,125
We are now opening
700
00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:45,208
the final hearing of the "Brilhante" case.
701
00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:53,041
Oh, my God.
I forgot you two were down here.
702
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:56,125
I was watching a series and fell asleep.
703
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,458
- So boring!
- Let's go, girl.
704
00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:00,875
- I can't believe we're free.
- I'm sorry.
705
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,083
Now it's my turn.
706
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,250
You'd rather stay?
707
00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,666
I'll sing a song
708
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,333
and I want you all to listen.
709
00:38:08,208 --> 00:38:11,083
Listen up. I'm starting now.
710
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:14,208
I would like to ask the defendant
to take the stand, please.
711
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:17,208
- Everyone who knows MC Mone...
- Is she streaming this?
712
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,041
- ...knows I'm telling the truth.
- Live?
713
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,833
So don't abandon me now.
Let's go, followers.
714
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:28,916
The witness is yours,
counsel for the prosecution.
715
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
- It's time. Go for it.
- Let's do this.
716
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,458
Good morning, Your Honor.
717
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:37,375
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Good morning, colleagues.
718
00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:41,083
It is a good morning
because I'm sure that today,
719
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,458
justice will prevail in this courtroom.
720
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,583
This man,
721
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,583
simple,
722
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,166
humble,
723
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,125
and pure.
724
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:56,208
A shell of a person.
725
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:57,500
A bum.
726
00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:01,833
Hopeless, weak, limp,
727
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,333
fragile, and inconsistent.
728
00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,958
Is he a fan or a hater?
729
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,791
- I don't get it.
- He's being crushed.
730
00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:09,750
I'll repeat.
731
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,625
He's being crushed by the media.
732
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:17,125
All because of one person,
this backcountry singer.
733
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:20,000
No, I don't sing country, sweetie.
I sing funk.
734
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,041
Objection!
735
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:24,041
- Sustained.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
736
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:28,750
Do you really insist
on your authorship of "Brilhante,"
737
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:33,208
even after seeing the compelling evidence
738
00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:37,041
of my client's video from 2012?
739
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,500
Listen, honey. I've been singing this song
740
00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:43,750
long before you started
your online law degree.
741
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:47,708
I've earned all I have.
Do you know how many squats I had to do...
742
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:50,458
squat, stand, squat, stand...
to get this ass?
743
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,625
That is a lie!
744
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:57,208
You don't strike me
as someone who makes an effort.
745
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,625
Of course not.
Look at her. She's all flabby!
746
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:02,000
I've been training since I was a baby.
747
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,916
I've done spinning, Zumba, CrossFit.
748
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,750
And I've been to every gym in this city.
The best ones! All of them.
749
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:13,375
Now everything is crystal clear.
750
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:15,958
You heard the chorus...
751
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,333
...when you signed up to one of the gyms
752
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,958
where my client worked.
753
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,250
Give me that.
754
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,041
- I'm nervous!
- No further questions.
755
00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:35,416
Hey! Just so you know,
I never took that creature's class.
756
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,500
Show some respect.
I'm a successful singer. I'm a diva.
757
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,333
- Order!
- Look at me.
758
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,208
Please, you are in a court of law.
759
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:44,666
Now, the defense attorney has the floor.
760
00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:47,708
- Yes.
- Kill it! Score that goal for the firm.
761
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,500
Counselor Jorge Pedro.
762
00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:53,375
The scales of justice are in your hands.
763
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:56,208
"Tum es fucktum." Don't fuck this up.
764
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:57,125
Of course.
765
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:02,041
I would like to call
the offending party to the stand.
766
00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,416
- Is that me?
- Yes, it's you.
767
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,708
Go. Stay calm.
768
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,166
Order!
769
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,708
I certainly feel offended.
770
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:15,958
Very offended.
771
00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,333
Almost traumatized.
772
00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:19,666
I'm so upset.
773
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,125
Hashtag upset.
774
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:22,583
This man...
775
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:25,791
He's going to start saying
those lawyer things to humiliate me.
776
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,916
What name will you call me next?
777
00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:31,166
This foul man...
778
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:36,875
- I don't keep birds.
- ...makes frivolous insinuations.
779
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,583
Do you really think
780
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,333
that an artist of my client's caliber
781
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:48,625
would attend a gym
like the one where you work?
782
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:51,333
I don't know if she's good enough,
783
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:54,500
but all women go
because they love Guido's Hard One.
784
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,291
- What is this?
- No, not that!
785
00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,458
- Language!
- Guido's Hard One is a method.
786
00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:00,250
It's hard. It's a hard one!
787
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:03,083
- Everyone loves Guido's Hard One.
- Nonsense!
788
00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:06,916
To me, the facts seem clear.
789
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,250
Unless the defense attorney
has something to add.
790
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:14,791
I do.
791
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,208
We do.
792
00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:22,000
Who are these ladies?
793
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,916
- They are our lawyers, Your Honor.
- Hi, Mr. Pacheco.
794
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,875
Hello.
795
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,083
- Hello.
- JP.
796
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:30,041
I know you two from somewhere.
797
00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:34,833
Can you please display
the contents of this pen drive?
798
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,708
- Wait.
- Of course.
799
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:39,333
You two were in my class at the gym.
800
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,916
You claim
801
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,958
to have never seen
our client, MC Mone, before.
802
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:48,000
Yeah. I mean, I've seen her,
but I don't know anything about her.
803
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,875
That's funny.
804
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,958
Could you please show Exhibit One?
805
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:56,291
What?
806
00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:00,166
What is that? Come on.
That has nothing to do with me.
807
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,458
Look at that person.
808
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:04,458
My face is symmetrical.
I had facial harmonization as a baby.
809
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:08,666
The only harmonization you've had
is harmonization with my last nerve.
810
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,458
Your Honor, please.
811
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,416
This card proves that you were a member
812
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:16,041
of MC Mone's official fan club.
813
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,125
And not only that,
814
00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:21,666
you were expelled
from the aforementioned fan club
815
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:24,125
for having copied
816
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:28,083
one of MC Mone's personal videos
without authorization.
817
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:31,750
I was backing up the files for protection.
818
00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:35,000
I didn't mean to steal anything.
It was unintentional. I panicked.
819
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,416
Please, Counselor Julia.
820
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,166
Exhibit Two, please.
821
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,666
If I may, Your Honor.
822
00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:43,541
Now, everyone.
823
00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,208
Oh, how cute. Me as a little kid!
824
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:50,541
{\an8}Do it like this with your hands. Together.
825
00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:54,541
{\an8}This proves that my client was already
singing this chorus
826
00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:58,708
long before you started
your squat classes.
827
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:03,083
And with that, Your Honor,
the defense rests its case.
828
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,458
Thank you very much.
829
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:08,541
Thank you to my dear colleague
and partner in this case, Counselor Julia.
830
00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:10,291
No further questions.
831
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,791
- Thank you!
- Order.
832
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:15,166
With that, this court is adjourned.
833
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:19,708
I will announce the verdict immediately.
834
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:22,750
In light of all the evidence,
835
00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,416
I find the defendant
836
00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,041
not guilty.
837
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,916
- Yeah!
- I can't believe it!
838
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,708
Order! Silence!
839
00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:34,375
And I sentence Mr. Guido da Silva
840
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,250
to pay the singer MC Mone
841
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:39,875
the sum of 100,000 reais.
842
00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:44,333
Nice.
843
00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:47,583
- No comment.
- Case closed.
844
00:44:48,541 --> 00:44:50,791
We won!
845
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:56,041
Today's victory brought back
my passion for justice.
846
00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:58,250
So I only have one thing to say to you.
847
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,708
Satis est loqui tempus bibere.
848
00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,500
Meaning, let's get drunk!
849
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:08,458
Thank you, Mr. Pacheco.
850
00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:11,708
You've always been
a source of inspiration to this firm.
851
00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:15,750
And my success in the "Brilhante" case
852
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:17,916
was only possible
853
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,250
because of two people.
854
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,500
Amen.
855
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,250
Yourself and Counselor Otávio,
my trusty squire.
856
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,250
Ladies and gentlemen,
857
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,583
let us hear from
858
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:33,750
MC Mone.
859
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:36,500
Thank you.
860
00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:40,416
And I want to congratulate
these beautiful girls
861
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,375
who turned the game around today in court.
862
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:45,083
- Thank you. Congrats.
- No worries.
863
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:47,041
The victory is for you and your talent.
864
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:50,291
Of course, let's congratulate the girls.
865
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:54,041
After all, they brought beauty
to the team, didn't they?
866
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:56,416
Congratulations!
867
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,416
Music!
868
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,916
Let's sing!
869
00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:04,833
Let her sing, Jorge.
870
00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:09,833
Hey, pretty boy, come here
871
00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:14,333
I want you and I have a brilliant idea
872
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:17,958
My bu-butt in your ca-car
873
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:21,166
My bu-butt in your ca-car
874
00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:24,041
I'm single
875
00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:29,208
And I want to make it happen...
876
00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:31,833
Holy shit!
877
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,125
- Jesus Christ.
- That's enough, girl. Let's go.
878
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:38,083
- Yes, that's enough. How terrible. God.
- Let's go.
879
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:40,625
I was looking
at how artificial they are. Jesus.
880
00:46:45,916 --> 00:46:48,958
- Oh, there's stuff all over me.
- Get inside.
881
00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:51,000
Girl.
882
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:55,708
One question.
What am I doing in this office?
883
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,125
Because the last time I was here
884
00:46:58,208 --> 00:46:59,875
I almost sh-- I almost fuck--
885
00:46:59,958 --> 00:47:02,041
I almost got into trouble.
886
00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:03,708
TOP'S PACHECO ADVISES PRESIDENT
887
00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:06,791
Look at this! It's the Queen.
888
00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,750
And the king. Look.
889
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:12,250
Pacheco was already old.
Did you see who signed his diploma?
890
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,458
Pontius Pilate.
891
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,083
LAW DEGREE
VITTORELL COLLEGE
892
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,416
Oh, girl.
893
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,041
You know, after Jorge Pedro's bullshit,
894
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,416
I feel like a flip-flop in a Chanel store.
895
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,333
Girl, if you're a flip-flop,
you're a fancy flip-flop,
896
00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:33,166
covered in diamonds and gold.
Julia, don't say that.
897
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:36,958
You're the most competent lawyer
I've ever worked with in my entire career.
898
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:40,416
What's the point of being competent
if we live in a world full of men
899
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,166
who only see us from the waist down?
900
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:46,083
Sometimes, we look up. I mean...
Sometimes, only a few of them,
901
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:48,958
they look up,
especially because I have big breasts.
902
00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:52,166
Girl, my dad used to have one
just like this.
903
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:55,916
{\an8}Oh, I see. Jeez,
how do you connect Spotify on that thing?
904
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,041
Wanna listen to some music?
905
00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:02,500
- To lighten the mood?
- See if he has Peppino di Capri.
906
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,958
"Per brindare un incontro."
907
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,500
Look what I found.
908
00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:16,833
Do you know what this reminds me of?
909
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,250
Parties in our garage.
910
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:20,750
- It reminds me of Paula Toller. She was--
- What?
911
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:24,791
There's something about her voice.
If I weren't a lawyer, I had a dream...
912
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:27,375
Girl, my dream was
to sing like Paula Toller.
913
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,833
- Really?
- Listen.
914
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,500
Yeah, girl.
I think you're better as a lawyer.
915
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:39,375
Hey, stop dissing me. Come on.
916
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,083
- I'm kidding, okay?
- Okay.
917
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:42,250
Let's dance.
918
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:43,333
Come here.
919
00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:49,041
Let's dance to remember the good old times
and forget about those cavemen.
920
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:52,541
Yeah. I already forgot. Goodbye, men.
921
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:55,458
Did you know that my first kiss
was at a garage party?
922
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:58,333
- His name was Marcelinho.
- Mine was Nastia.
923
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,291
- Nastia?
- Ronaldo.
924
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,500
- Ronaldo.
- Nastia?
925
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:04,333
No. Na-- What? Are you crazy?
926
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:07,625
No, Ronaldo.
Nastia was his nickname. He was nasty.
927
00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:11,041
He used to grope girls
in the dark. It was weird.
928
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:14,416
Today, he would be prosecuted.
Is that why you went to law school?
929
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:19,166
No, I studied law
because of my uncle. He was a lawyer.
930
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:23,791
He'd bring me to court
as I kid, and I would sit there
931
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:27,333
and watch him defend some grisly cases.
932
00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:28,541
So I...
933
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:32,375
started to fall in love.
934
00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:35,708
I understand. It's easy to fall in love.
935
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,666
What are you doing?
936
00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:44,833
I think you misunderstood our friendship.
937
00:49:45,541 --> 00:49:46,500
I'm sorry.
938
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:49,291
- I should go. I'll go.
- Can I--
939
00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:51,541
Julia, I can explain.
940
00:49:53,416 --> 00:49:54,291
Stupid hobby.
941
00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:09,833
Michele!
942
00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:12,375
Son, you came at a bonna time.
943
00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,708
- Sit down.
- Hi, Mamma.
944
00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:16,708
Eat, son. It's anchovy.
945
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:18,958
Damn it, Mom. You know I hate anchovies.
946
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:22,125
It has a horrible aftertaste
and brings back bad memories.
947
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:25,541
- Dear God.
- What's wrong, bambino? Tell Mamma.
948
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,083
No, it's nothing.
I'll tell you what it is.
949
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:35,041
Work is really stressful.
I'm kind of tired, you know?
950
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,291
Tired of your fancy job?
951
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:39,750
I'd like to see you here,
with customers shouting,
952
00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,583
"Where's my Margherita?"
You'd see what tired is.
953
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:44,291
Are you happy, sis?
954
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,458
You're having a happy day.
I can see the sparkle in your eyes.
955
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:50,791
It matches that snakeskin pattern.
I'll go to my room because--
956
00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:52,833
How rude.
957
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:56,041
What is wrong with that boy?
958
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:58,708
- Che cazzo.
- How would I know what he's thinking?
959
00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:01,166
- What's going on, Patrizia?
- What's up with him?
960
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:03,916
It's the backward Italian education
that you gave him.
961
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000
- Don't talk like that, honey.
- But it's true, Mom.
962
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:10,875
He can't stand having to pretend
to be the tough guy you want him to be.
963
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:12,625
He has a feminine side.
964
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:14,291
- What?
- Maybe even two.
965
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,916
Hi, Julia. Is everything okay?
966
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,208
- I don't want to talk to you right now.
- Julia, wait. We need to talk.
967
00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,958
- I can explain.
- There's nothing to explain.
968
00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:38,125
Everything is fine.
You just misunderstood our friendship.
969
00:51:38,208 --> 00:51:39,666
It's not what you think.
970
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,583
How original. You sound like a man.
971
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,500
I don't just sound like one, Julia.
972
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,250
Julia. No, wait.
973
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:48,250
Julia!
974
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,500
Julia! Shit.
975
00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:55,166
- Yes?
- Virgínia?
976
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:57,291
No... Yes, how can I help you?
977
00:51:57,375 --> 00:52:01,000
Jonas was sent to the principal's office.
We need to talk to his parents.
978
00:52:01,916 --> 00:52:05,291
We work with a nonviolent
communication model.
979
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,416
It's Danish.
980
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,958
This type of behavior
is incompatible with our philosophy.
981
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,833
- It's--
- Let Daddy do the talking.
982
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,583
So you can tell
this philosopher who destroyed
983
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:19,500
the volcano that my son put
all of his love and strawberry sauce into
984
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,333
to apologize to him, okay?
985
00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:23,500
Who is the bully that did this?
986
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,333
It was Valentina.
987
00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,500
And I would do it again!
Jonas wouldn't let me speak!
988
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:31,583
We were presenting the work
and he kept interrupt--
989
00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:35,666
Did you interrupt her? It's disrespectful.
You shouldn't interrupt girls.
990
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:38,708
It seems the boy hasn't had
a good male role model.
991
00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:42,083
You're calling me out in public.
He has a good male role model
992
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:45,875
and a good female role model.
I put myself in women's shoes every day.
993
00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:48,166
More than you can imagine.
994
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:50,333
You and the Danish too, okay?
995
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:51,916
He just wanted to help.
996
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,041
- Help?
- So aggressive.
997
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:56,666
It was my turn. I was trying
to explain tectonic plates when he--
998
00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:59,125
They are large structures
in the Earth's crust.
999
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:02,166
- Stop that.
- I hate you, Jonas.
1000
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,416
See? She hates you.
1001
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,833
Because you keep interrupting.
But at least she knows your name.
1002
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:10,583
Listen, son.
You can't interrupt girls like that.
1003
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:13,333
Do you know what that's called?
It's boy-terruption.
1004
00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,291
Wasn't I supposed
to show her how smart I am?
1005
00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,625
- That's what I was doing.
- No.
1006
00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,916
You were only showing her
how rude you are.
1007
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,500
But, Dad,
you always interrupt Mom when she--
1008
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:25,083
TERTÚLIO OTACÍLIO PACHECO
LAW FIRM
1009
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,041
Counselor Michelle?
1010
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:35,416
Sorry, I didn't expect to see you.
1011
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:38,125
Let's jump
into the conference room, please.
1012
00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,958
I'm wearing heels. I can't jump.
1013
00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:41,916
But I'll walk.
1014
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,333
Shouldn't we wait for Julia,
so we can all talk?
1015
00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:49,875
That is precisely the subject
I need to discuss with you.
1016
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:54,250
I don't know if you heard,
but Julia resigned.
1017
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,208
What?
1018
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,291
How is that possible?
1019
00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:02,125
In my opinion, she was never
a good fit for us. Unlike you.
1020
00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:04,083
I can easily say that without you,
1021
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,916
I would never have won
the "Brilhante" case.
1022
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,541
Please. You were doing so well.
1023
00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:14,833
Was your ass
being handed to you? Yes, it was.
1024
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:18,333
Was it like losing the World Cup?
Heck, yeah, it was.
1025
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:22,250
But we came and helped out, right?
But I'm sure you would've won.
1026
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:23,291
No fucking way.
1027
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,166
Sorry, I'm a bit sick.
1028
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:28,750
You know,
Mr. Pacheco is not the man he was.
1029
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:29,875
He's a bit crazy.
1030
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,166
Exactly.
1031
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,458
And very confused. You've noticed.
1032
00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:35,375
He's like, "Whoo!" For sure.
1033
00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:39,083
The fact is that soon,
he will need to be replaced.
1034
00:54:40,791 --> 00:54:42,333
I see.
1035
00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:43,458
Understood.
1036
00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:46,916
He will be replaced.
This is what you wanted to talk about.
1037
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,833
Now I'm sure everyone is wondering
who will replace him.
1038
00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,875
And who will replace him?
1039
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,083
- Exactly.
- Exactly.
1040
00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:56,291
You've very sharp.
1041
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,208
It wasn't exactly difficult.
1042
00:54:58,291 --> 00:55:00,625
The board will soon appoint me
as the new chairman
1043
00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:03,083
of Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco.
1044
00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:06,583
And I'm going to need someone I can trust.
1045
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:11,208
It would be very positive for my image
to have a woman by my side.
1046
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:12,583
A smart woman.
1047
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,625
My right-hand man.
1048
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:18,166
I always thought
your right-hand man was Suck-up Otávio.
1049
00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:20,333
I mean, Counselor Otávio.
1050
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:24,791
But you did say "smart,"
so you just lost your right hand.
1051
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,041
This firm needs you, Michelle.
1052
00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:30,750
I've seen your talent.
1053
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,083
No, you haven't.
1054
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,875
And I want to see it grow.
1055
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:38,583
I want to see it pulsing.
1056
00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:41,166
My talent is so well hidden at the moment.
1057
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,208
I haven't used it for years.
1058
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,541
Let me open this door for you.
1059
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:49,708
Okay. But what about Julia?
1060
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:53,250
Well, Julia went
in search of new challenges.
1061
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,333
Right.
1062
00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,750
So, are you ready to be a TOP guy?
1063
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:05,083
- Cheers to TOP!
- Cheers!
1064
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:08,875
This case is very simple.
1065
00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,958
- Goal!
- Yeah? Suck on this!
1066
00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,750
Goal!
1067
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:30,750
MICHELLE BARBIERI WINS
ALCOHOLISM CASE FOR CACHAÇA SOMMELIER
1068
00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,833
MICHELLE BARBIERI PROVES
THAT FLATULENCE IS NOT A JUST CAUSE
1069
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:38,750
{\an8}JULIA ORNELAS LEAVES TOP,
FOUNDS SPECIALIST FEMINIST FIRM
1070
00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:42,291
JULIA ORNELAS GETS A RAISE
FOR WOMEN IN THE WORKFORCE
1071
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:46,375
BARBIERI GETS CONVICTION
OF FORTUNE TELLER WHO DIDN'T BRING LOVE
1072
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:50,333
ORNELAS OVERTURNS BAN ON WOMEN
IN COMMAND POSITIONS IN THE ARMY
1073
00:56:55,041 --> 00:56:56,750
LAW AND ORDER
A BRILLIANT LAWYER
1074
00:56:57,708 --> 00:56:59,958
There's no way.
The evidence is compelling.
1075
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,625
- Did you review the case?
- Yes, I emailed you.
1076
00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:05,375
- Good. When is the deadline?
- In two weeks.
1077
00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:06,541
- Julia!
- We can--
1078
00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:07,833
Julia! Hi.
1079
00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:10,500
- Excuse me, sir, I'm busy.
- No, it's me.
1080
00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:12,458
- Mike.
- I don't know any Mike.
1081
00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:14,541
- Excuse me.
- No. Please, wait.
1082
00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,083
- Don't touch me!
- Okay.
1083
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,625
Or I'll call the police.
1084
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,083
It's me, Michelle.
1085
00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:21,333
My name is Michele.
1086
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,791
I was wearing women's clothes,
but I'm actually a man.
1087
00:57:26,875 --> 00:57:28,958
A compulsive liar is what you are.
1088
00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:31,750
No! I'm the same person, Julia.
1089
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:33,708
But instead of heels,
1090
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,333
I wear moccasins.
1091
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:37,875
Is that right?
1092
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,500
Now you'll wear a cast.
1093
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:42,750
Holy shit!
1094
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,625
- Who is that?
- A crazy stalker.
1095
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:47,791
- Fuck.
- Jesus.
1096
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:51,083
Fucking hell. Right in the...
Right there in the...
1097
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,583
Oh, God.
1098
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:58,625
Well, well,
if it isn't our Cinderella of Law
1099
00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,916
taking care of her feet.
1100
00:58:00,416 --> 00:58:02,416
Why do you wear high heels?
1101
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,083
You're already at the top.
1102
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:07,458
But I don't mean
to bother you or flatter you
1103
00:58:07,541 --> 00:58:09,541
in the middle of the office.
1104
00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:10,833
No, you never bother me.
1105
00:58:10,916 --> 00:58:13,625
I'm more bothered
about my panties going up my butt.
1106
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:18,416
If I may, I have
a professional proposal for you.
1107
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:22,375
Professional proposal?
Of course you may. Sure.
1108
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,791
- Please come to my office.
- I'll be right there.
1109
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:26,833
See you soon.
1110
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:36,875
Sorry, guys. I forgot to put it on silent.
1111
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:37,791
Jesus.
1112
00:58:38,666 --> 00:58:41,916
Wow. A woman's bag
is always a mess, right?
1113
00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:48,041
- Mike.
- Hi, Pat. What is it?
1114
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,291
We need your help
in the kitchen right now.
1115
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:56,041
It's crazy. Marinaldo didn't show today.
It looks like the line for MC Mone's show.
1116
00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:58,916
Pat, I can't come today.
I'm very busy here.
1117
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,500
I have an urgent meeting.
I can't get out of it.
1118
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,875
Oh, sure.
1119
00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:05,791
When you wanted to live with us,
it was no problem.
1120
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:08,916
When we need your help,
you don't give a shit about us.
1121
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,333
If you don't come,
I'll give your stuff to your ex-wife.
1122
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,833
Try me, Michele.
1123
00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:17,083
Patrizia? She hung up on me.
1124
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,416
How will I...
1125
00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:20,458
Wait a minute.
1126
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,958
Hi, Mr. Pacheco. It's me, Michelle.
1127
00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:31,750
Sorry. You were just here.
1128
00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,416
But I have an idea.
1129
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,458
What if we met somewhere else?
1130
00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:42,583
Enjoy your meal.
1131
00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,458
I like it here.
1132
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:51,375
Great recommendation.
Do you come here often?
1133
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:53,625
- Very. It's like I live here.
- Good evening.
1134
00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:54,666
Thank you.
1135
00:59:57,958 --> 01:00:01,750
If only you knew how long
it's been since I went out for pizza.
1136
01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:06,375
Mr. Pacheco, let me ask you something.
How come you, a very talented lawyer,
1137
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:07,875
a well-known lawyer,
1138
01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:11,583
is permanently stuck
in that catacomb of an office,
1139
01:00:11,666 --> 01:00:14,791
sharpening pencils all day?
Why did you abandon law?
1140
01:00:14,875 --> 01:00:17,666
I've always had
two great passions in my life.
1141
01:00:17,750 --> 01:00:19,791
Law and Maria Eufélia.
1142
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,541
Oh, that's cute.
1143
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,708
- The love of my life.
- That's great.
1144
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,250
But she cheated on me.
1145
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:26,958
Mr. Pacheco, let's be honest.
1146
01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:31,041
If every cuckold decided to retire,
Social Security would go bankrupt.
1147
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:31,958
Right.
1148
01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:34,875
Didn't you catch him?
1149
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:37,000
Her lover. Did you find out who he was?
1150
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,958
I hired the best private detectives.
1151
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,125
The only thing I could find was
1152
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:43,791
this.
1153
01:00:43,875 --> 01:00:46,500
- Shit. He is...
- Twisted.
1154
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:49,458
Do they want three
pepperoni pizzas, Patrizia?
1155
01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:51,416
What can I do? Everyone loves Patrizia.
1156
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,541
- Come on.
- Because you are beautiful.
1157
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:56,333
- Where is Mike?
- Calm down.
1158
01:00:56,958 --> 01:01:00,750
But we didn't come here
to talk about a twisted pepperoni.
1159
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:02,625
Let's talk about my offer.
1160
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:03,958
Yes, of course. Well--
1161
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:07,916
In a minute, Mr. Pacheco.
1162
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,541
I'll go to the restroom first
because I need to pee.
1163
01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:13,791
Don't mind me. I'll be right back.
1164
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:28,833
Fuck!
1165
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:30,958
OCCUPIED
1166
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,125
- Hi, Papà. Hi, Mamma.
- Hi.
1167
01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,750
It took you long enough.
1168
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,041
Go. Your sister needs help waiting tables.
1169
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:54,583
- Waiting tables?
- Yes.
1170
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,041
Is that a problem, Mike?
1171
01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:59,166
- No problem. It's fine. I just--
- Hey, son.
1172
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,583
What happened? Do you have sore eyes?
1173
01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:02,708
My eyes?
1174
01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:10,250
You guys! This is so grubby.
Look at that, for God's sake.
1175
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:14,750
- Look, it's filthy.
- Don't rub it on your eyes, son.
1176
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:17,250
Hurry, the tables won't serve themselves.
1177
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,666
Your Michele pizza.
1178
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,875
Enjoy your Patrizia.
1179
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:37,541
Would you like
to take a look at our wine list?
1180
01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:40,125
Thank you, sweetheart,
I'll wait for my companion.
1181
01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:43,166
- She is taking a while, isn't she?
- Yes, indeed.
1182
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,333
- Should I check on her?
- No, thanks.
1183
01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:46,791
Hey, meatball.
1184
01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:49,708
Don't ask what a lady does
in the restroom.
1185
01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:53,708
- That table needs you. Go.
- You have something around your eyes.
1186
01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:56,458
Hey, Kung Fu Panda. What's up?
1187
01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,041
- All good.
- It's a good movie, but I ordered a pizza.
1188
01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:03,416
You're funny.
You should do a stand-up show.
1189
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,333
Hilarious.
1190
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,875
I'm sorry I took so long.
1191
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,000
Did you change your makeup?
1192
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:34,791
My makeup...? Oh, God.
1193
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:36,250
Let me take a...
1194
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:37,958
Holy sh--
1195
01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:40,750
Well, black is the latest trend, you know?
1196
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,666
You mentioned a proposal.
1197
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:44,750
- Right?
- Exactly.
1198
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,416
Recta ad punctum.
1199
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,958
Bless you. That's okay. I don't mind.
1200
01:03:49,041 --> 01:03:51,750
- It's a natural bodily function.
- No.
1201
01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:54,916
That's not it. Recta ad punctum is Latin.
1202
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,541
"Straight to the point."
1203
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,666
- I knew that. I was joking.
- Sure.
1204
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,708
Jorge Pedro and I would like you to lead
1205
01:04:00,791 --> 01:04:03,583
the most important case
in the firm's history.
1206
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:07,041
- It's like I always say, Mr. Pacheco--
- One side of eggplant!
1207
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:10,166
- Eggplant?
- It's on the house.
1208
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,916
- Right.
- Has anyone seen Mike?
1209
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:16,125
We need him in the kitchen,
1210
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,666
but I can't find him.
1211
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:20,416
- Who is Mike?
- Excuse me.
1212
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:22,500
- I must go to the restroom again.
- Sure.
1213
01:04:24,041 --> 01:04:27,000
You can stop now, Mike.
I figured it all out.
1214
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:28,500
Please help me, sis.
1215
01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:30,750
- Don't tell anyone.
- Come on. I always knew.
1216
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,583
- Knew what?
- Since you were little.
1217
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:35,416
Knew what?
1218
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:37,541
Mike.
1219
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:39,291
I'm not the only one, am I?
1220
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,583
- Who is what?
- Trans, Mike! Transgender!
1221
01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:44,833
Come out of the closet.
Kick down the door!
1222
01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:48,333
Live this love with the handsome man
waiting at that table for you.
1223
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:50,000
Sis, I'm not trans.
1224
01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,750
I'm dressed as a woman to keep my job.
1225
01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,833
That man is the owner
of the firm where I work,
1226
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:57,291
the law firm.
1227
01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:00,333
I can't lose my job
or Virgínia will take my son away.
1228
01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:01,250
That's all.
1229
01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:03,958
Since when does becoming
a woman save anyone's job?
1230
01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:07,583
- It's usually the opposite.
- I didn't become a woman, okay?
1231
01:05:07,666 --> 01:05:10,916
I'm only doing it
to keep my job. That's all.
1232
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:11,875
Help me, sis.
1233
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:13,625
Fine.
1234
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,333
But afterwards, you will tell me
1235
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:20,125
every little detail of this story
because I'm dying to know, okay?
1236
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,791
Go back to your sugar daddy.
I'll be in the kitchen.
1237
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,583
Stop that. Please.
1238
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:25,916
- Go.
- Am I pretty?
1239
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,333
- As a panda.
- Fuck you.
1240
01:05:28,416 --> 01:05:29,833
Right.
1241
01:05:30,541 --> 01:05:34,458
We are putting the reputation
of Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco Law Firm
1242
01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:35,541
into your hands.
1243
01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:38,791
Don't worry, JP.
You're about to see what a lawyer is.
1244
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:42,583
That's what I'm talking about!
You'd better buy sunglasses
1245
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:46,416
and get the courtroom windows tinted
because it's my time to shine!
1246
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:48,083
That's the spirit.
1247
01:05:48,166 --> 01:05:50,625
Let's see the face
of the madman who is suing TOP.
1248
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:53,125
"Case of Julia Ornelas." Are you high?
1249
01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,333
Are you mad?
What is this? Counselor Julia?
1250
01:05:55,416 --> 01:05:57,625
You want me to go up against Julia?
1251
01:05:57,708 --> 01:06:00,166
- We were surprised too, weren't we?
- Yes.
1252
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:03,833
Who'd have thought that Julia
would bite the hand that fed her?
1253
01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:06,375
Wait. No. Wait a second. No.
1254
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,625
It looks like you were doing the biting.
1255
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,875
She's suing you for sexual assault.
1256
01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:14,750
You tried to kiss--
Did you try to force yourself onto her?
1257
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:15,750
It's ludicrous.
1258
01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:17,791
It's all nonsense.
1259
01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:20,500
I know you women
like to defend each other,
1260
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,708
but what Julia is doing is indefensible.
1261
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:27,125
- Julia would never do something like that.
- You don't know Julia.
1262
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:28,500
I guess I don't.
1263
01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:32,291
Julia's attitude changed a lot
when you joined the firm.
1264
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:36,250
Yes. You had an effect on her.
Actually, on everyone here.
1265
01:06:36,916 --> 01:06:38,333
Did she mention me?
1266
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,833
After we won the "Brilhante" case,
1267
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:46,000
she came to my office
asking for a promotion.
1268
01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:49,500
Now I see how malicious she was.
1269
01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:52,708
She was already planning this lie
when she resigned.
1270
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:56,166
That's impossible.
No, Julia and I are friends.
1271
01:06:56,250 --> 01:07:00,083
She didn't seem to be your friend.
She asked for the promotion for herself.
1272
01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:05,166
I told her that you both deserved it,
but she insisted on being the only one.
1273
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,041
Otherwise, she would resign.
1274
01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:09,750
She seemed to hold
some grudge against you.
1275
01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:12,375
She was probably jealous of your talent.
1276
01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,375
Just look at how you've grown
within the company.
1277
01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:17,333
Mr. Pacheco, I can't do it.
1278
01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,333
What do you mean?
1279
01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,666
Where is your courage,
your professionalism?
1280
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,250
This test will get you that promotion.
1281
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,291
You're really putting me on the spot!
1282
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:29,791
This is... Mr. Pacheco,
this is practically unethical!
1283
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:31,958
Well, it's your decision.
1284
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:33,333
You can decline.
1285
01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,041
But you'll also be declining
the partnership...
1286
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,416
{\an8}JULIA, WE NEED TO TALK!
1287
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,500
{\an8}...your career, money,
1288
01:07:39,583 --> 01:07:40,833
and your job.
1289
01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:43,500
The office is counting on you, Michelle.
1290
01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:45,208
{\an8}TOMORROW AT THE COURTHOUSE CAFÉ?
1291
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:48,125
{\an8}We need your answer by tomorrow.
1292
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,583
Excuse me.
1293
01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:58,791
Hi, Marcela.
1294
01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,083
Hi, Julia.
Aren't you coming to the meeting?
1295
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,791
Yes, I am.
1296
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,750
I'm dealing with that thing first.
1297
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,000
Are you meeting that woman who was a man?
1298
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,583
What happened? You were so mad at him.
1299
01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:11,000
Oh, Marcela.
1300
01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:12,958
Mike is a good guy, you know?
1301
01:08:13,041 --> 01:08:15,166
The truth is that
nothing serious happened.
1302
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,250
Not even a kiss.
1303
01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:18,958
I don't know. I just got scared.
1304
01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:22,125
Be honest. You liked
getting to know this Mike guy, right?
1305
01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:25,750
Know what I think? Life gave me
an opportunity and I didn't see it.
1306
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:28,000
So I've decided to seize it.
1307
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:29,041
See you soon.
1308
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,375
Is that true?
1309
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,416
Oh, Mike.
1310
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:37,041
- You weren't supposed to hear that.
- I'm sure.
1311
01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:39,375
What's the big deal? It isn't so bad.
1312
01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:41,416
I know you were wrong about me.
1313
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:45,666
But I'm beginning to realize
that I was wrong about you too.
1314
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:47,166
Very wrong.
1315
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:52,791
What?
1316
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:55,750
We're dropping a huge bombshell.
1317
01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:57,500
It's perfect, Michelle.
1318
01:08:57,583 --> 01:09:01,416
Your defense makes it very clear
that I would never harass an employee.
1319
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,666
Yeah, no problem.
1320
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:07,458
I just included a few compliments
from the firm's employees.
1321
01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:09,041
Good.
1322
01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,458
I'll write it down.
1323
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:13,208
On the 7th, at noon,
there'll be a massacre in court.
1324
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:16,833
{\an8}Counselor Michelle grinds
Julia's face into the asphalt.
1325
01:09:16,916 --> 01:09:18,333
{\an8}JONAS HEARING 12
1326
01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,875
Wait, I'm not available
on the 7th at noon.
1327
01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:24,208
I have an appointment
that I really cannot miss. I'm sorry.
1328
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:25,833
Michelle,
1329
01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:30,875
there are only two kinds
of appointments you can't miss.
1330
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,666
Ones with this firm
1331
01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,083
and death itself.
1332
01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:37,000
So please do not die
and postpone the other appointment.
1333
01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:38,625
I think I'm going to pass out.
1334
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,750
I don't feel well.
Maybe it's the hot flashes.
1335
01:09:40,833 --> 01:09:42,791
- Oh, honey.
- I'm menopausal.
1336
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:45,208
- Take a sip to hydrate.
- Give it to me.
1337
01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:49,208
- Wonderful.
- This is strong, huh?
1338
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:51,083
Yes, this is Moscow water.
1339
01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,750
Popularly known as vodka.
1340
01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:54,333
- Bad vodka, but still.
- Yeah.
1341
01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:57,333
This is the perfect fuel
for when things go south.
1342
01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,750
For fuck's... Let me drink because...
1343
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,125
Yeah.
1344
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,833
...things went south.
1345
01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,333
Hello. Michelle here.
1346
01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:21,250
Do you copy?
1347
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:24,041
- Copy? Why is your finger in your ear?
- Earwax.
1348
01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:26,958
- Is the plan all set?
- All set. Just do as we agreed.
1349
01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:28,416
Just follow my lead.
1350
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:30,791
- He's wearing a thong, you know?
- You perv.
1351
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,375
You've got some nerve.
1352
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,291
Finally.
1353
01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:00,541
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1354
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:04,166
I think we are ready to start.
1355
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,791
I give the floor to the prosecution.
1356
01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:08,791
Good afternoon, Your Honor.
1357
01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:09,791
Thank you.
1358
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:14,541
It is with great sadness
that I report yet another case
1359
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:17,708
in which a woman is a victim
of abusive behavior
1360
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:20,500
from men who think they can do anything.
1361
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,041
Some can, am I right?
1362
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:25,916
Professionals who hide behind their jobs,
1363
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,458
their position of power,
1364
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:29,375
to harass women.
1365
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,875
To treat them like objects.
1366
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,791
But that time
is coming to an end, Your Honor.
1367
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,916
It's time to expose them.
1368
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,916
And expose situations like
the one experienced by Julia Ornelas,
1369
01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:45,208
who was vilely assaulted by this man,
1370
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,916
Jorge Pedro Mascaro,
1371
01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:52,208
who took advantage of her vulnerability
1372
01:11:52,958 --> 01:11:55,416
and the privacy of his office
1373
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:56,791
to assault her.
1374
01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:59,958
While he offered her a promotion,
1375
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:03,208
he hugged her and tried to kiss her.
1376
01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:05,000
Lies.
1377
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,083
This man, ladies and gentlemen,
1378
01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:09,291
is a coward. He is weak.
1379
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:13,291
He hides behind his professional position,
so that no one sees
1380
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:15,500
his lack of virility.
1381
01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:16,750
Objection!
1382
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,708
She can't say that.
1383
01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:21,500
- Let me do the objections.
- Object then!
1384
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:24,041
You didn't let her finish.
1385
01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:26,041
This is manterrupting.
1386
01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,500
- What?
- Manterrupting.
1387
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:28,791
Are you objecting or not?
1388
01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:29,916
- No.
- Yes.
1389
01:12:31,208 --> 01:12:33,791
Counselor, please contain your client.
1390
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:34,958
Of course.
1391
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:36,541
Sit.
1392
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:42,208
Ladies and gentlemen...
1393
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,208
Folks...
1394
01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,291
Everyone, everybody.
1395
01:12:47,375 --> 01:12:49,125
Citizens.
1396
01:12:49,208 --> 01:12:50,500
Peoples and persons.
1397
01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:53,125
Peeps, peers.
1398
01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,250
Y'all.
1399
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:58,333
This case is representative--
1400
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:01,041
Sorry, Your Honor.
There's an urgent call for you.
1401
01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,750
- For me?
- Manterrupting, yet again!
1402
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:04,791
Yes?
1403
01:13:04,875 --> 01:13:08,583
The Brazilian judicial system
is about to come crashing down.
1404
01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:11,500
The chair you're sitting on
is rigged to a bomb.
1405
01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:16,375
You're going to fly like Batman
in that black cape.
1406
01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:23,583
There's a bomb! Run!
1407
01:13:23,666 --> 01:13:25,208
Holy shit. We're screwed!
1408
01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:27,291
Jesus. Calm down. It's better to--
1409
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,333
Oh, my God.
1410
01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:32,958
How terrible.
1411
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:34,791
How terrible.
1412
01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:36,250
Hi.
1413
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:41,375
Jesus, Mike,
you have to stop eating pizza.
1414
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,125
It's like pushing a bag of cement.
1415
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,750
Your Honor, I'm sorry for the delay.
1416
01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:55,625
There was an incident
on another floor. I apologize.
1417
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:57,208
You've got some nerve.
1418
01:13:57,291 --> 01:13:59,708
How original.
I've heard that today already.
1419
01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:03,250
I want to know
if the parties reached an agreement.
1420
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,625
- Yes, we did. Huh?
- No.
1421
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:07,875
Because this party
is incapable of being a good father.
1422
01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:09,791
- He only thinks about himself.
- Virgínia!
1423
01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:12,500
Cut the bullshit.
I pay my son's child support on time.
1424
01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,666
Any time you choose, right?
1425
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:17,416
And paying on time
doesn't make a bum a good father.
1426
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:20,000
Look, my relationship
with Jonas is very good.
1427
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:23,125
Don't try to say that I'm a bad father!
1428
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,916
At least I don't claim that I can't work
1429
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,208
and waste my time
jumping around with Guido's Hard One.
1430
01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:31,291
Hey! Watch your language.
1431
01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:33,750
How do you know
that I'm in Guido's class?
1432
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,208
Honey, I don't work out,
1433
01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:37,791
I don't dance around,
but I do have connections.
1434
01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:41,125
- Are you following me?
- I wouldn't waste my time following you.
1435
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:43,750
- Order. Silence.
- I have better things to do.
1436
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:45,250
You're trying to piss me off.
1437
01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:47,125
- Order.
- You don't know how busy I am.
1438
01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:49,291
Silence. Silence!
1439
01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:51,208
- Enough!
- Sorry.
1440
01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:54,250
- The court is no place for backbiting!
- Jesus, he's--
1441
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:56,458
What do you think this is? A talk show?
1442
01:14:56,541 --> 01:14:59,750
Your Honor, this bastard doesn't want
to pay his son's bills.
1443
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:00,958
She's lying.
1444
01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:03,291
It's a lie. I don't even know her.
1445
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,041
- I'll beat your ass!
- It isn't mine!
1446
01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:07,208
- I want a DNA test!
- It's not mine!
1447
01:15:07,291 --> 01:15:10,041
- Enough!
- DNA test? Are you insane?
1448
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,916
Look, I'll have to...
I'll have to ask you to...
1449
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,375
Please wait outside
until I solve this issue.
1450
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,416
It's a shame to leave just as they were
about to reveal the DNA results.
1451
01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:27,250
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize
1452
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,166
for the false alarm.
1453
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:32,875
It was all just a tasteless prank.
1454
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:36,416
Moving on,
I give the floor to the defense.
1455
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,208
One moment. Excuse me.
1456
01:15:38,791 --> 01:15:39,791
Your Honor,
1457
01:15:40,583 --> 01:15:41,583
colleagues.
1458
01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:46,041
As you all know, I'm a real woman.
1459
01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:57,375
Your Honor,
1460
01:15:57,458 --> 01:16:00,750
I think all women should work
1461
01:16:00,833 --> 01:16:03,541
at Tertúlio Otacílio Pacheco.
1462
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,500
If there is one law firm
1463
01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:09,166
that treats women the same as men,
1464
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:12,291
it is TOP Law Firm.
1465
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,125
And a good example
1466
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,375
is my client,
1467
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,291
Counselor Jorge Pedro.
1468
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,166
An honest man,
1469
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,083
honorable,
1470
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,291
dignified.
1471
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:26,750
One of the best lawyers
this country has ever seen.
1472
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:30,958
If it weren't for your ridiculous tie,
you'd be the perfect man.
1473
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,541
Shame on you!
1474
01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,458
You're a sellout!
1475
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:41,250
Bravo, Julia.
1476
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:42,750
Finally,
1477
01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:46,208
we're getting to know
who you really are, aren't we?
1478
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:50,375
You were fired from TOP
for that attitude of yours.
1479
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:51,958
You're aggressive.
1480
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:54,000
Sometimes, even violent.
1481
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:59,708
It wasn't this alleged assault
that you're accusing my client of.
1482
01:16:59,791 --> 01:17:03,208
There was never any assault.
1483
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:07,000
But there is someone
trying to seize an opportunity.
1484
01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:08,875
I rest my case.
1485
01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:15,291
Where are you going, Counselor?
1486
01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:16,708
- What?
- Where are you going?
1487
01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:19,708
Well, I crushed it.
I don't see why I should stick around.
1488
01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:23,458
How do you feel about listening
to the prosecution now?
1489
01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:24,916
Yo!
1490
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:28,958
- At least someone applauded.
- Sorry to interrupt your little party.
1491
01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:30,125
Looking hot, sis.
1492
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:32,833
But I need to know who owns a Corsa
1493
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:35,958
with the license plate FHI5997.
1494
01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:36,958
It's mine. Why?
1495
01:17:37,041 --> 01:17:38,583
We are towing it.
1496
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:41,375
It is illegally parked.
1497
01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,791
It's being impounded.
1498
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,458
But it's in the parking lot.
1499
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:46,500
- Parking lot?
- It's clandestine.
1500
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:47,958
You're towing every car.
1501
01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:51,875
That lot is clandestine, lady.
The police are repossessing the property.
1502
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,041
Every car will be towed.
1503
01:17:55,125 --> 01:17:56,458
Just letting you know.
1504
01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:25,708
There you are.
1505
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,625
They're waiting for you at the cafeteria.
1506
01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:31,583
Good afternoon.
1507
01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:43,625
- What is this bullshit?
- What?
1508
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:47,333
- Oh, the...
- Your Honor, please.
1509
01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:50,291
This man refuses
to take anything seriously. God!
1510
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:53,666
He's always late to pick up our son.
He's a terrible role model.
1511
01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:57,416
Your Honor, I beg to differ.
May I please approach the bench?
1512
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,791
- No.
- He never lets me.
1513
01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:00,708
But I will anyway,
1514
01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:03,958
because I know
that I bring you good energy.
1515
01:19:04,041 --> 01:19:06,625
My client, meaning, myself,
1516
01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:10,083
at this very moment,
is on the verge of making partner
1517
01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:13,750
at one of the greatest
law firms in this country, Your Honor.
1518
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:15,250
Did you ever think
1519
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,916
that maybe I also wanted my career back?
1520
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,750
And if you pulled your weight
with Jonas, maybe I could?
1521
01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:23,625
This jerk will never know
what it's like to be a woman.
1522
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,791
- Please!
- Your Honor.
1523
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,166
My client just wants the best for her son.
1524
01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:29,750
He'll have a better life in San Francisco.
1525
01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:34,291
Dear colleague, respectfully,
let me tell you this. It won't be better.
1526
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,875
What's best for children
1527
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:38,500
is to be close to their parents.
1528
01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:41,041
Both parents.
Parents who used to love each other.
1529
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:45,375
My client, meaning, myself,
used to love you, okay?
1530
01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:47,458
And my client needs--
1531
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:50,083
Holy smokes.
1532
01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:53,958
He needs... to go to the restroom.
1533
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:57,583
I have an irritable bowel.
And I ate one of those pink eggs
1534
01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:59,625
from the cafeteria, and it is fatal.
1535
01:19:59,708 --> 01:20:02,583
You've been there.
It goes in just to come right back out.
1536
01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:06,083
So my client, he needs to...
1537
01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:10,208
excuse himself
because it's already coming out.
1538
01:20:10,291 --> 01:20:15,250
I can feel it. I'll be right back.
It's only because... Gosh, it's coming.
1539
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:33,333
Oops. Wrong bathroom.
1540
01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:36,791
See? The little doll is wearing a dress.
It's the women's restroom.
1541
01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:47,541
Years on the job and I still haven't
learned to drink less when I'm in court.
1542
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:51,416
I don't know if it was a good idea
to put Michelle on this case.
1543
01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:52,958
Mr. Pacheco trusts her.
1544
01:20:53,541 --> 01:20:56,166
Now that he's left
his catacomb to torment me,
1545
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,875
I have to keep him onside
until he kicks the bucket.
1546
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:01,916
But you're on the way
to becoming president. Data venia.
1547
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:06,000
When I do, I'll kick
that ugly bitch to the curb.
1548
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,708
- She's fucked.
- That woman is so dumb.
1549
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:13,625
- She's as ugly as she is stupid.
- Agreed.
1550
01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:15,333
Arrogant little woman.
1551
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,375
- I hate stupid people.
- Esteemed colleagues.
1552
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,500
Let her think she's kicking ass.
1553
01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:26,333
It's a shame that Julia did
what she did, isn't it?
1554
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:28,708
Because she is
a fine piece of ass, isn't she?
1555
01:21:28,791 --> 01:21:31,500
She's one hysterical woman.
1556
01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:34,708
Damn, she came to talk to me in my office
1557
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:37,500
with that delicious cleavage, man.
1558
01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:40,791
Those tight pants showing everything.
1559
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:44,125
She offered it on a plate.
She crossed the ball in for me to kick.
1560
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:46,791
And I was forced to score the goal.
1561
01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:52,208
I'll go find that jerk.
1562
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,666
Excuse me.
1563
01:21:57,416 --> 01:21:58,625
Where's your father?
1564
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,500
- He ran that way.
- Okay. Come with me.
1565
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,416
He must be up to something
and we will find out what.
1566
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:06,833
Stop this trial now!
1567
01:22:08,125 --> 01:22:11,125
Now that we're back in session?
1568
01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:13,500
Oh, good.
I thought you'd started without me.
1569
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:15,458
Impossible, Counselor.
1570
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:16,666
Shush, honey.
1571
01:22:16,750 --> 01:22:18,750
Your Honor, I would like to say
1572
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,291
that the prosecution
won't be stopping this man today.
1573
01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:25,666
I will stop this pervert myself.
1574
01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:26,916
- What?
- That's right.
1575
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,208
Jorge Pedro Mascaro
1576
01:22:29,291 --> 01:22:32,083
must leave this court
and go straight to jail.
1577
01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:36,291
I beg to differ.
1578
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:40,333
- You need to listen to me.
- Of course we will.
1579
01:22:40,416 --> 01:22:42,083
Let's listen to you.
1580
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:43,791
Just...
1581
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,041
Just a second.
1582
01:22:45,708 --> 01:22:47,541
May I? Just a moment.
1583
01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:48,625
Excuse me.
1584
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,708
Hello. Testing.
1585
01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:52,541
Okay.
1586
01:22:53,416 --> 01:22:54,541
...hysterical woman.
1587
01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:57,750
Damn, she came to talk to me in my office
1588
01:22:57,833 --> 01:23:00,708
with that delicious cleavage, man.
1589
01:23:00,791 --> 01:23:05,333
Those tight pants showing everything.
She offered it on a plate.
1590
01:23:05,416 --> 01:23:09,958
She crossed the ball in for me to kick.
And I was forced to score the goal.
1591
01:23:10,041 --> 01:23:12,666
Then, when you put your hand on her knee,
1592
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:15,250
you pull her closer,
and you have to listen to,
1593
01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:17,958
"Oh, it's not what you think."
1594
01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:19,250
Too late, darling.
1595
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:20,291
Traitress!
1596
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:24,416
Judas in a skirt!
1597
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,041
Didn't I say, Mr. Pacheco,
that women couldn't be trusted?
1598
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:31,083
All because I didn't want
to fuck you, you ugly bitch.
1599
01:23:31,166 --> 01:23:32,625
- Hey! Security!
- You whore.
1600
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,666
- Take this pervert away.
- You witch.
1601
01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:36,666
- Nobody wants you.
- You ugly witch!
1602
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,083
This isn't over.
1603
01:23:38,166 --> 01:23:39,875
This isn't over!
1604
01:23:39,958 --> 01:23:40,833
It's not!
1605
01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:43,583
Would you please explain yourself?
1606
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:50,000
My God, this has turned into a soap opera.
1607
01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:52,083
When I...
1608
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,791
When I met Julia,
1609
01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:57,875
I was starting out in this job.
1610
01:23:58,375 --> 01:23:59,416
And I thought
1611
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:04,041
that I would quickly be able
to show my potential.
1612
01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:06,541
I knew what I was capable of.
1613
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,875
But I didn't know that as a woman,
1614
01:24:10,666 --> 01:24:12,583
it would be so hard.
1615
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:15,708
Have you been living under a rock?
1616
01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:19,916
I was interrupted
every time I spoke in meetings.
1617
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:25,125
I had to justify all my ideas.
1618
01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,916
It seemed that, as a woman,
1619
01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,833
I was stupid, incompetent.
1620
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:31,291
And still,
1621
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:32,916
I didn't listen
1622
01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:35,041
to my colleague, Julia.
1623
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:41,125
I didn't listen to her
when she needed me most.
1624
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,500
What is your point, Counselor Michelle?
1625
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:49,000
I don't have a point.
1626
01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:51,708
Please.
1627
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:53,708
I'm not Michelle.
1628
01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:59,166
I'm Michele.
1629
01:25:06,916 --> 01:25:10,083
Michelle has short hair?
1630
01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,208
Welcome to our world,
1631
01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:13,875
Michele.
1632
01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:16,500
I knew he was two-faced!
1633
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:19,541
But I didn't know the other face was drag.
1634
01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:23,833
- Mike is not a drag queen, Virgínia.
- The correct term is cross-dresser.
1635
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:26,625
I've made a lot of mistakes.
1636
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,916
But I was only ever thinking of my son.
1637
01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:37,208
I wanted to keep this job
to prove to my ex-wife
1638
01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:39,541
and to my son
1639
01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:43,000
that I'm a good father.
1640
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:46,416
And I'm capable of taking care of him.
1641
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:51,958
But I can tell you one thing.
1642
01:25:54,041 --> 01:25:55,208
Being a woman...
1643
01:25:57,666 --> 01:25:59,041
is not a man's job.
1644
01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:17,875
So, is this what you meant, Dad?
1645
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:22,541
When you said we had
to put ourselves in women's shoes?
1646
01:26:23,958 --> 01:26:25,875
I don't think it was quite that.
1647
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,750
Well, this is unheard of.
1648
01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:29,291
Exactly, Your Honor.
1649
01:26:29,375 --> 01:26:31,291
Such nonsense is unheard of.
1650
01:26:31,375 --> 01:26:32,375
Excuse me.
1651
01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:34,750
This case must be overturned.
1652
01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:38,541
- My lawyer is a man.
- And what's the problem with that?
1653
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,458
Mr. Pacheco, for God's sake,
1654
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,250
you are a bastion of justice,
please intervene.
1655
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,833
I didn't expect this from you,
Jorge Pedro.
1656
01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:47,416
I am deeply disappointed.
1657
01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:50,583
Speaking of disappointment,
here's another one for you.
1658
01:26:57,666 --> 01:27:00,083
It's just like the picture. It's twisted!
1659
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:02,541
The bastard was closer than we thought.
1660
01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:05,625
I also received this in the court chat.
1661
01:27:06,625 --> 01:27:08,291
Case closed.
1662
01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:14,333
Mike, I need to talk to you. Please.
1663
01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:16,458
- Jonas, come with your aunt.
- Okay.
1664
01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:19,458
- Yeah, take a walk with your aunt.
- Go with your aunt.
1665
01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,916
Go on, Jonas.
1666
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:23,791
- Did you lose something?
- No.
1667
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,875
- Coffee. Want some?
- Sure.
1668
01:27:26,916 --> 01:27:28,041
Yes, Virgínia.
1669
01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:29,000
Look,
1670
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:32,916
I didn't know you were capable of that.
1671
01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,958
Virgínia, it was all for...
1672
01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:37,875
It was for our son, for Jonas.
1673
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:40,750
And... Please don't use that against me.
1674
01:27:40,833 --> 01:27:44,333
I thought you were
a bad role model, but I had no idea.
1675
01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:47,333
Please, don't take my son away.
I'm begging you.
1676
01:27:47,416 --> 01:27:50,041
I had no idea
how far you were willing to go.
1677
01:27:51,125 --> 01:27:53,250
I had to see you in a skirt to...
1678
01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:56,916
understand what a great father you are.
1679
01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:07,458
Jesus, it's been so long since--
1680
01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,333
- That's crazy. Nope.
- No.
1681
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:13,041
- No way. Jeez!
- Terrible idea.
1682
01:28:13,916 --> 01:28:15,916
- I'm over it.
- My mother taking a shower.
1683
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:17,958
- Okay. Is it over?
- Yes.
1684
01:28:18,041 --> 01:28:19,083
Yes. Can we...
1685
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,500
Your clothes.
1686
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,583
Cute. Can I borrow them?
1687
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:25,500
That's why we're divorcing.
You always want something.
1688
01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:27,791
Now, it's my clothes, my skirts. No.
1689
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,833
- No way.
- Hi.
1690
01:28:29,916 --> 01:28:31,958
Dad, remember Valentina from school?
1691
01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,625
That girl
from the volcano situation, right?
1692
01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:38,208
Yeah, we're friends now
and we're going to the movies tomorrow.
1693
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,500
Oh, that's great, son. I'm happy for you.
1694
01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:43,333
- I'm proud of you.
- Me too.
1695
01:28:43,416 --> 01:28:44,916
Michele, I did good, right?
1696
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,625
Straight out of a spy movie.
I was like MacGyver.
1697
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,625
- Like a spy and--
- Frederico, shut up.
1698
01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,791
Michelle. Who would've thought?
1699
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:53,083
Who would've thought?
1700
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,791
You were a man all along.
1701
01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:56,750
Yeah. Nobody's perfect.
1702
01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:59,541
But it was perfect. A brilliant lawyer.
1703
01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,416
You are.
1704
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,875
You brought me back to law,
saved the firm,
1705
01:29:03,958 --> 01:29:06,041
and freed me from the twisted dick trauma.
1706
01:29:06,125 --> 01:29:07,041
My son is here.
1707
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:09,500
You deserve a raise, right?
1708
01:29:09,583 --> 01:29:11,958
That's what I call male privilege, right?
1709
01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:14,791
You found out he's a man
and already gave him a raise.
1710
01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:19,250
No. You are rehired
and you'll make partner, all right?
1711
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:22,583
Thank you, Mr. Pacheco,
but I'm very happy at my firm.
1712
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:27,250
And we actually could use
a lawyer like you, Mike.
1713
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:31,791
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Pacheco.
I really appreciate the raise,
1714
01:29:32,458 --> 01:29:35,041
but it looks like I have a new boss.
1715
01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:38,208
What's happening?
1716
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:41,875
Did he just...
1717
01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:45,083
Let me tell you something.
1718
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:48,208
Thank God I don't have to wear
bras and heels anymore.
1719
01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:51,125
I wore them once
and my feet hurt for three days.
1720
01:29:51,208 --> 01:29:52,208
They still hurt.
1721
01:29:52,291 --> 01:29:54,208
Oh, men are so weak.
1722
01:29:54,291 --> 01:29:56,583
No, I'm serious,
I don't know how you do it.
1723
01:29:56,666 --> 01:29:58,250
That thing... I'm still sore.
1724
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,541
- For God's sake.
- I'll give you some tips.
1725
01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:03,708
Dad, I forgot to give this to you.
It came to our house.
1726
01:30:03,791 --> 01:30:05,250
What is this?
1727
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,125
Please, Julia. Thank you.
1728
01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:13,166
"Voe Mais is offering you
an all-inclusive cruise package for two."
1729
01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:15,791
"The Caribbean at your feet."
How wonderful!
1730
01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:20,625
"Congratulations to the brilliant
attorney Michelle Barbieri."
1731
01:30:20,708 --> 01:30:25,416
It's a good thing I'm always prepared.
Do you have a bikini I can borrow?
1732
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:36,625
Do you know what I think
about people who think
1733
01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:40,083
they can make jokes about everything?
If it were up to me,
1734
01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:42,833
those people would be prosecuted,
1735
01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:45,291
tried, and convicted.
1736
01:30:45,375 --> 01:30:47,458
Without the right to appeal.
1737
01:30:47,541 --> 01:30:48,875
Have I made myself clear?
1738
01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:50,250
Yeah, right.
1739
01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:52,041
- Thank you.
- Will you resign, bro?
1740
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:54,541
- Wait a minute. Wait, bro!
- TOP!
1741
01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:56,625
- I do capoeira, brother!
- It's TOP!
1742
01:30:57,250 --> 01:31:00,000
What is this, Mr. Miranda?
I'll finger you, Mr. Miranda!
1743
01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:01,541
Enough. I'm out of here.
1744
01:31:01,625 --> 01:31:03,625
Her father must be a lawyer.
1745
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:05,833
- He did her justice.
- Come on, Tião.
1746
01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:08,875
Do you still use those pick-up lines?
It's the 21st century.
1747
01:31:08,958 --> 01:31:12,041
You can't objectify
the female body so grossly.
1748
01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:13,416
Have you no shame?
1749
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:15,916
But I'd hit that.
1750
01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:18,833
I would. I won't lie.
1751
01:31:18,916 --> 01:31:21,708
And her mother doesn't interfere.
Are you okay?
1752
01:31:21,791 --> 01:31:23,500
Are you on any kind of pills?
1753
01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:25,750
Some people take medication
and become numb.
1754
01:31:25,833 --> 01:31:28,208
I'd like a prescription.
Can I get the blue one?
1755
01:31:28,291 --> 01:31:30,000
How's the girl? She's feisty.
1756
01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:32,166
You need to deal with that at home.
1757
01:31:33,625 --> 01:31:36,708
Sorry, I just saw
a cockroach walking along...
1758
01:31:38,791 --> 01:31:40,666
Yesterday, I drank sugarcane juice.
1759
01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:43,916
And when you have sugarcane juice
with a fried cheese pastry,
1760
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:48,166
the kind that drips and burns you...
You wouldn't believe the burn on my arm.
1761
01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:50,250
I thought, "You know what? I'll have it."
1762
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:54,291
"It's been so long since I had
sugarcane juice with fried pastry."
1763
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:55,708
I had it, then came here.
1764
01:31:55,791 --> 01:31:59,250
I thought I was okay.
I took my morning dump with my coffee.
1765
01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:00,583
So I thought I was clear.
1766
01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:05,375
"There's nothing else left."
But no. I have to go again.
1767
01:32:05,458 --> 01:32:07,958
It didn't sit right and I need to--
1768
01:32:08,041 --> 01:32:09,083
Virgínia knows.
1769
01:32:09,166 --> 01:32:12,958
Because if I drop one of those in here...
She used to call them death bombs,
1770
01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:15,541
sarin gas, it will all turn to shit.
1771
01:32:15,625 --> 01:32:16,708
Literally. Let me...
1772
01:32:16,791 --> 01:32:19,208
Excuse me, my friend.
Excuse me, Your Honor.
1773
01:32:19,291 --> 01:32:22,333
On behalf of all of you
and with respect to your noses,
1774
01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:25,750
because even the hairs would fall out.
I will take a dump.
1775
01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:28,875
Excuse me.
I'll be right back. It's already...
1776
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:33,208
I'll come back with tape around my ankles.
It's already leaking down my leg.
1777
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:47,708
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