1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,280 Those who understand life 4 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,200 to the point of finding humor in bad situations 5 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,600 will live a long happy life without clinging to it. 6 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,120 These kind of people are rare. 7 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,480 Wherever they are, they make people happy. 8 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,560 -More! More! -More! More! 9 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,080 Hi, everyone! 10 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,520 We are... 11 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,880 Ladies and gentlemen... 12 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,280 Can you keep it short? 13 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,760 Please keep it short. 14 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,760 I'm standing here with a microphone in front of me. 15 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,440 I'm standing here naked... I mean... 16 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,960 I'm standing here waiting in front of a microphone. 17 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,320 Talking about Bangkok, I really wanted to go... 18 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,480 So I got dressed and ready to roll... 19 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,360 I went to the south pier, but the boat was not there... 20 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,800 Why didn't you go to the north pier? The boat might be there. 21 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,760 Docking it there was way too hard. 22 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,040 Upon arrival at Bangkok, 23 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,160 I found people peeling bananas 24 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,440 so I pull out my... 25 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,440 bananas to peel. 26 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,400 -What are you doing? -Combing my hair. 27 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,840 Who use bananas as a comb? 28 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,080 My hair and bananas have something in common. 29 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,720 What? You and bananas are bald? 30 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,520 All right, go home. 31 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,400 Why can't you say, "I have split ends," so we can have a laugh? 32 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,120 I'm so scared! 33 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,800 I'm so petrified! 34 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,240 Mom. 35 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,280 -What's this? -My ear. 36 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,560 -You still want it? -Of course. 37 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,800 -How many do you want? -Both. 38 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,680 You want them gone both? 39 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 Hey! 40 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,040 -Just one cut off? -Hey! 41 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,400 No! 42 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,200 -Cut off both ears. -Hey! 43 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,640 -Keep both ears intact. -Hey! 44 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,040 -That's correct. -Right. 45 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,760 -Why stopping now? -Right. 46 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,080 You should've cut more. 47 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,680 To be honest, I'm so stressed because I picked the wrong husband. 48 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,400 Then how could you have a son with him? 49 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,880 What happened inside my bedroom is none of your business. 50 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,000 -What? -Hey! 51 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,720 Did you have an affair with my wife? 52 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,240 What? No! Look at me. I'm your friend. 53 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,920 That's why you use lip balm every day. 54 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,320 Come on! Shave off his hair nicely. 55 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,800 Hey! Are you crazy? 56 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,800 -Why's that? -Your son's right here. 57 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,920 This is Santisuk. I'm not the one getting ordained. 58 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,400 -I don't have a wife yet. -Let's cut. 59 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,840 -Put his hair here. -Careful with the scissors. 60 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,200 All right. 61 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,520 My son. 62 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,520 Papa, your turn. 63 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,280 -Your turn. -Bathe him. 64 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,720 Hey! 65 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,880 For mom! For mom! 66 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,880 What are you doing? Come on, help him up. 67 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,840 -Come on up, my child. -At the same time. 68 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,280 For mom! For mom! 69 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,560 He does it for his mom. He rolled down like a ball. 70 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,320 After bathing Naga, the next step... 71 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,360 is to apply turmeric and marl powder. 72 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,840 Please call me Search. 73 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,920 Search. Search... 74 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,360 After coating him with all this flour, let’s deep fry him. 75 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,720 Come here and listen 76 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:18,920 The story of Naga's father and mother 77 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,440 How they met 78 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,080 Please, Naga 79 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:30,200 Listen to this story 80 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,840 Naga 81 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,840 Before you enter monkhood 82 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,400 Did you know the story 83 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,000 Of your father and mother? 84 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,520 That your father and mother 85 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,120 They were wicked and vicious 86 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,800 Did you know? 87 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,280 Your mother was good for nothing 88 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,400 And your father was up to no good 89 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,760 Our whole community 90 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,680 Was well aware of it 91 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,920 O Naga 92 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,160 Before your mother met your father 93 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,360 She granted favors to any man 94 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:45,160 I'd be hard to count How many partners she had 95 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:50,000 Your mother made merits with her buttocks 96 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:55,960 She had virtue in promiscuity 97 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,240 O hear me, Naga 98 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:07,800 Immorality did not only plague Your mother 99 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:14,080 But also your father 100 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:20,400 He chased skirts No matter who 101 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:25,360 Even an unfortunate one with no limbs 102 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,960 He still failed to see it as a sin 103 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,320 Hear me, Naga 104 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,880 It's uncertain who you are 105 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,360 As you might not be this man's son 106 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,120 Excuse me, masters. 107 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,000 Your song's very touching. It's beautiful. 108 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,120 I almost teared up. 109 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,000 But I'd like to ask you something. 110 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,960 Who exactly is my father? 111 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,920 Who's your father is still unclear 112 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:05,800 It could be any of us masters sitting here 113 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:12,440 This’s not how to chant a send-off. People will misunderstand his parents. 114 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,640 Just kidding! 115 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,720 -We haven't started yet. -True. 116 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,200 Mahori, let's do it! 117 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,480 Namaskar. 118 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,080 Bless you all. 119 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,160 Are you tired, Mom? 120 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,880 Seeing you in this robe, I even forget about feeling tired. 121 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,040 What's your name? 122 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,960 Where are you from? 123 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,840 Why do you want to be ordained? 124 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,240 My name's Noi. What about you? Why were you ordained? 125 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,920 We just met and he made me speechless. 126 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,560 I became a monk 127 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:37,840 because I wanted to study the Lord Buddha's Dharma. 128 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,520 Then I found peace. So I remained a monk. 129 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,640 Yeah. That's my reason too. 130 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,360 I hope things will get better. 131 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,360 I'm tired of this world, tired of how divided we are, 132 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,440 tired of politics, tired of student gangsters, 133 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,840 tired of life, tired of the rise and fall of fame, 134 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,960 of everything that's going on and on, like it never stops, never goes back... 135 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,160 tired of love that's not yet to be found, 136 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,200 tired of the fact that she left, 137 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,560 tired of those politicians who never keep their words, 138 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,520 -and abuse our taxes-- -Enough! 139 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,760 -Enough! Enough! -Sorry. 140 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,000 Enough. 141 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,920 Well, I'm just afraid that if you get tired of this temple, 142 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,240 us monks would be thrown in jail. 143 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,960 But at least it's a good reason, better than getting ordained just to chill 144 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,600 or just because it's what people do. 145 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,200 I don't want the type who's sleepy at dawn 146 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,920 because he stayed up until five in the morning 147 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,600 watching TV and eating ramen and French fries. 148 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,160 That was a joke. I'm kidding. 149 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,360 Entering monkhood 150 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,240 may not make all your wishes come true. 151 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,600 Our lives, our destinies. 152 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,600 This is an auspicious moment. 153 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,200 Bring me the head of that Buddha’s statue. 154 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,360 You know which one, right? 155 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,080 You know where the hell it is. 156 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,720 I can't say that. It's a sin. 157 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,440 You know where the statue is, right? 158 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,360 -Yes, sir. -Yes, sir. 159 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,960 That's good! Loud and clear! 160 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,000 Dad, this is wrong. 161 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,120 You've been doing it for so long. You can stop now. 162 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,000 We have so much money already. 163 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,720 Monks have 227 rules to follow. 164 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,160 If you can follow just five, that would be great. 165 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,920 Son of a bitch! 166 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,080 How dare you lecture me? 167 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,440 I'm your father! 168 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:42,080 Your mother lived right next to a temple. I still had no trouble screwing her. 169 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,960 I screwed her on a long-tail boat, 170 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:49,400 on land and in water, and the noise was like... 171 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,360 I'm way worse than you think. 172 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,720 You don't have to teach me. Just listen. 173 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,760 The five precepts? 174 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,480 I can tell you right now. Listen and keep in mind. 175 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,840 It's good for you if you remember. 176 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,040 Pana Panu. 177 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,760 Kill no goose, no fish. 178 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,720 If you find a giant snake-head fish, 179 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,000 smash its head, then make some soup out of it. 180 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,840 This is just the first precept. 181 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,200 Adinna. Abstain from taking what is not given. 182 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,880 If the abbot is sleeping, 183 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,240 carefully search for his belongings. 184 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,560 That will do. 185 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,440 You still don't get it, you idiots. 186 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,600 Kamesumiccha. 187 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,000 Don't steal people's wives. 188 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,800 If they want it, 189 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,120 let them get some. 190 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,560 How did I come up with this? 191 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,680 Musa. Don't lie, 192 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,920 or else you'll go to hell for sure. 193 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,800 If your lies make you rich, 194 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,120 then keep doing it. 195 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,680 Sura. Refrain from drinking and using drugs. 196 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,480 If you don't have money, you can't have fun. 197 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:03,000 If you do, my brothers, run for it. Don't be afraid. 198 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,640 Make it the best day of your life. 199 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,800 Come on, let's go find him! 200 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,120 Fuck yeah! 201 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,600 Fate makes plans for idiots. 202 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,120 Idiots follow without question. 203 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,040 Idiot meets idiot, they're doomed. 204 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,440 One's gone. 205 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,840 One remain. 206 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,720 -Bros for life! -Bros for life! 207 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,960 -Damn cool! -Damn right! 208 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,600 Do you like it? 209 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,520 -Who's that? -Who's that? 210 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,240 You did this, didn't you? 211 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,320 Why did you paint a monk's bowl? 212 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,840 -Yeah, we did. -Ood! 213 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,880 At least Ood knows that lying to a monk is wrong. 214 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,560 Father, you've been ordained for so long. 215 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,400 -Have you seen what does a vice look like? -No. 216 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,040 Vice's mouth is like smiley. 217 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,400 While virtue... 218 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,760 -Yes? -Its mouth is like kissy. 219 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,760 Virtue... Virtue... 220 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,160 Repeat after me. 221 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,040 -Repeat what? -Vice. 222 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,040 -Vice. -Virtue. 223 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,680 Virtue. 224 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,800 -You're doing good. -Isn't that so? 225 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,800 Nope! Can you try like... 226 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440 purse your lips while saying it. 227 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,160 -Please do it, Father. -Yes, yes, Father. 228 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,840 Vice. 229 00:17:28,902 --> 00:17:29,840 Vice. 230 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,120 That's good! 231 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,560 -How about this? -Almost got it. 232 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,760 Say virtue while smiling. 233 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,720 Virtue. 234 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,920 Virtue. 235 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,920 What now? You guys want me to jump in the water with you? 236 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,640 Stop fooling around and get out! 237 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,760 You must prepare Kuti for the new monk who's getting ordained today. 238 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,280 And you'd better take care of this too. 239 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,400 Sure. 240 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,480 Vice. 241 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,600 Virtue. 242 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,560 What? 243 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,040 Hurry up! 244 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,440 This is peace. 245 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,120 This is what I've been searching for. 246 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,320 I wish to be a bridge between material and dharmic worlds 247 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,920 to help Thais find peace with each other again. 248 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,960 I promise. 249 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,760 Really? 250 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,680 Hello. 251 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,520 I'm human. 252 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,640 Please don't be afraid. I'm human. 253 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,680 How are you doing? 254 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,480 No, please don't bow to me, Venerable. Otherwise, I'll be damned. 255 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,640 -No need to bow back. -All right. 256 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,960 And don't be afraid. 257 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,160 -I live in this temple. -Right. 258 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,600 -My name's Song. -I'm Phra Noi. 259 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,520 Some people call me... 260 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,080 Boonsong. Others call me Goonsong. 261 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,720 I'm so amused by my own name. 262 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,480 -Venerable, you're just ordained, right? -Yes. 263 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,040 Em and Ood were ordered to prepare living quarters for you. 264 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,240 -Please come with me. -Okay then. 265 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440 -Thank you. -Yes. 266 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,680 Em. Ood. 267 00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,520 Who did this? 268 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,200 You vicious sinners! 269 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,960 How can you do this to a piteous monk? 270 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,360 Hey. 271 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,960 Is he a monk or that guy from Avatar? 272 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,760 He's a monk, Venerable. 273 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,960 Tell me who did this. 274 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,600 -It was Em. -No, it was Ood. 275 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,520 -Traitor. -I just bought the colors. 276 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,800 All right, it was me. 277 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,360 They're new here. Phra Noi and Phra Search. 278 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,440 Father wants you to guide them. 279 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,720 Phra Search can stay in the room next to yours. 280 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,520 Phra Noi can stay in this room. 281 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,760 Sure, I'll take care of them. 282 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,480 -All right. -By the way, 283 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,360 is this washable? 284 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,360 It will take months. 285 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,280 What a relief. 286 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,640 Oh... 287 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,720 how can I walk outside? 288 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,280 Hey! Stop! 289 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,360 Hey! 290 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,720 Stop! 291 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,080 Hi, everyone! 292 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,680 What do you think about your audience fighting again? 293 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,640 I'm very concerned, but I'll continue doing my best. 294 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,440 I want everyone to have fun and have a good time. 295 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,400 But what's your opinion about this incident? 296 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,560 And are your next shows still confirmed? 297 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,400 I hope so. I hope people still want to come and have fun with us. 298 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,760 Your audience always becomes aggressive. 299 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,720 There's criticism that your shows divide people and incite violence. 300 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,120 Your thoughts? 301 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,760 -Do you think it will happen again? -Is it because of the dance moves? 302 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,600 -Yeah, too aggressive. -No! 303 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,520 This is ridiculous! 304 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,560 People were screaming. 305 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,360 Not far from that big tall fella who was hurting... 306 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,520 But why? Why? 307 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,480 Why no one helped? 308 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,200 Don't think too much. 309 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,240 Don't think too much. Just stop. 310 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,720 Do you see that hose? 311 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,000 When you turn on the water full volume without people holding it, 312 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,600 the hose will swerve uncontrollably. 313 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,600 Our hands are like Dharma that calm our minds, 314 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040 not to be distracted by uncontrollable thoughts. 315 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,080 Okay. Let go. 316 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,920 Let go. 317 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,360 Let go 318 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,680 Forget it 319 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,720 Let go 320 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,760 Forget it. 321 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,120 Let go Forget it 322 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,840 For-get-it 323 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400 Where? 324 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,480 Why are you barking at me? 325 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,800 If we go back empty-handed, our boss's going to kill us. 326 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,360 Hey! I got an idea! 327 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,440 We should take something back with us. 328 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,920 Ter, don't tell me you're going to steal the whole church? 329 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,160 Stop it, Ptooey! 330 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,480 -Look behind you. -Behind me? 331 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,240 A big bell, chiming, chiming. 332 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,640 Everything happens as a result of karma and samsara. 333 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,760 Yet, our bell was stolen. 334 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,240 And look at all these poor dogs running around 335 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,200 without anyone bothering to pick them up. 336 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,440 People these days. 337 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,080 Oh, a scarecrow. I thought it was a person. 338 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,200 Who wants to be rich? 339 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,160 -I do! -I do! 340 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,680 They all knew this joke. 341 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,000 Everyone, please follow me. 342 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,840 We have to bless them with age, beauty, and no harm from smoking cigarettes. 343 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,280 Oh, my God! 344 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,440 Here they come with their bright orange and yellow robes, 345 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,600 including your lover. I know, the one with the mole on his forehead, 346 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,240 This way, please. 347 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,680 You think that I didn't know, that I had forgotten? 348 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,400 -What? -You want to give alms, right? 349 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,160 -Yes. -Then get it over with, so they can leave. 350 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,040 I don't want to have problems with anyone. 351 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,480 If you want to ask about love... 352 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,360 Here comes poetry. 353 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,120 ...it's hard to answer it with reason. 354 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,080 I can see you stealing a glance. 355 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,560 I just know if I ever love anyone... 356 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,320 Don't deny it. 357 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,120 ...I'll be in deep water with my husband. 358 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,200 Forget about deep water. I'm going to kick your ass right here. 359 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,760 Open your bowl lid, I'm giving you alms. 360 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,040 Don't forget, you're a monk. 361 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,240 Starring at a woman is a sin. 362 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,200 If you're uncomfortable, don't do it. The poem, I mean. 363 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,840 Are you warning me? Out of your good heart? 364 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,240 I know what you think. 365 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,800 Though you renounced the secular world, can you cut it off completely? 366 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,440 -It's water under the bridge. -Yeah. Right. 367 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,840 Here are our offerings. 368 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,520 Do you still get jealous? 369 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,720 It just happens, you know? 370 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,360 I renounced that life. 371 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,720 Renounce what, your robes, perhaps? 372 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,960 Come on, give me a break. 373 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,360 It's like this every morning. 374 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,080 Not every morning. 375 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,960 When he's not here, we're fine. 376 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,400 But when certain someone comes, we get into a fight. It just happens. 377 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,680 Why fight? Don't you feel bad for your country? 378 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,960 We, as a nation, are wounded enough. 379 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,800 Do you know the word "unity?" 380 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,160 He's right. Family as an institution is in a fragile state. 381 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,560 If you can't make your family happy, 382 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,640 what can you do for your country? 383 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,960 You gave me goosebumps! 384 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,480 -Ayu-- -No need! 385 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,720 Today seems like it's not a good day. 386 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,040 You should've not treated them that way, 387 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,240 -and you know it. -Shut up! 388 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,400 Father, this way please. 389 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,000 -Father. -Yes? 390 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,560 If I don't give you food, what will you eat? 391 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,040 Then I won't eat. 392 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,640 Why don't you cook in your temple? 393 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,480 Nobody gives us a gas stove. 394 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,040 Father... Oh! Father! 395 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,320 What's on your forehead? 396 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,160 A fly, maybe? Slap it. 397 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,960 Please open you lid. 398 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,520 -Father. -Yes? 399 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,400 Is he new? 400 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,560 His name's not New. It's Search. 401 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,800 He used to be a comedian. 402 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,080 Please call me Phra Search. 403 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,320 Phra Search. 404 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,720 That's funny! 405 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,840 Who wants to be rich? 406 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,720 I do. I do. 407 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120 He's funny! 408 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,840 Don't want you to get hungry. 409 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,560 Long life, beauty, happiness, strength 410 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,000 Sadhu. 411 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,440 You should bless him. 412 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,560 May you live your life long, 413 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,880 in good health, 414 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,200 and be tall, 415 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,360 happy and handsome, 416 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,320 please. 417 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,040 Thank you. You too. 418 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,800 Let's go. It's almost noon and we haven't eaten. 419 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,480 Bye-bye! 420 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,720 When are we arriving? 421 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,200 It's so hot and this bowl is heavy. 422 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,320 It's hot and heavy, but we'll be fine. 423 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,240 This is nothing compared to your mother carrying you in her womb for nine months. 424 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,280 It's heavy and uncomfortable. She had to stop eating sour, sweet, 425 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,600 fatty, spicy, or spicing things up with your father... 426 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,640 I mean cooking something spicy for your father. 427 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600 She couldn’t even do that. 428 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,480 We were so absorbed with what you said 429 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,280 we walked pass our temple. 430 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,840 Wait! This is our temple. 431 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,160 It's probably the work of those two nitwits. 432 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,600 Well, I think it's beautiful. It can attract people. 433 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,600 Everything is a result of karma and samsara. 434 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,040 -Isn't it so? -You remember that well. 435 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,520 Oh... 436 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,120 it's beautiful. 437 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,880 Pure art. 438 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,280 A fine line between heaven and hell. 439 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,280 What are you looking at? 440 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,760 We eat to live, not live to eat. 441 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,360 Eventually everything goes down to our stomach. 442 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,760 Strange. 443 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,600 I haven't seen a new monk like him in quite a while. 444 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,200 Strange? 445 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,400 I don't think this strange. 446 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,080 Strange is those who swallow bricks, sand and dirt. 447 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,520 Or in the worst case, the whole mountain. 448 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,120 And if you're not careful, someday they'll swallow this temple too. 449 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,880 Those capitalists who want to sell this land to make a golf course. 450 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,000 Em! 451 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,840 Em! 452 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,640 Em! 453 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,400 Father, why are they being punished? 454 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,760 -They're grown men. -Airbrushing the whole temple like that? 455 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,400 -Did you think it was right? -They're grown-ups... 456 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,800 -It's not because I'm mad. -...but acted like a child, 457 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,360 -and must be punished. -You caused troubles for the monks. 458 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,160 They couldn't think like grown-ups. 459 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,680 You troublemakers! 460 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,760 -You deserve this! -However, violence is never an answer. 461 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,840 This is just for them to remember that what they did wasn't right. 462 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Let's eat. 463 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000 He's so damn stupid. 464 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,720 Genius! 465 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,280 -He's a fool. -He's never going to catch us. 466 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,160 Can you eat that? 467 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,800 Well... 468 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,480 he's eating it. I want to give it a try. 469 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:05,680 Let me try. 470 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,080 -I'll try it. -Yeah, try it. 471 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480 -Try it. -Do you want to mix it with mine? 472 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,520 That's all right. Just eat in your own plate. 473 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,920 That's it. 474 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,120 Oh... 475 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,880 it tastes like an enzyme Ionic plasma. 476 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,880 Hey! Anyone! 477 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,640 Pull me out of this chair, so I can distinctly scold you guys. 478 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,640 -Come on! -Help! 479 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,160 -Why didn't you step on my head? -Gotcha. 480 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,720 Asshole! That was sarcastic. 481 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,320 Why did you steal a goddamn bell? 482 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,680 I told you to bring back the head. 483 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,480 Dad, dogs were everywhere, barking and howling. 484 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,520 Why didn't you kill them all? 485 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,720 That's a sin, Dad. 486 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,760 Sin? Or you can just sedate them. 487 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,160 Whatever, I don't give a damn. 488 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,880 But you have to bring me the head of the Buddha's statue. 489 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,760 I got an order from abroad. 490 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,480 Em, can you buy some medicine for me? 491 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,800 I don't feel well. 492 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,720 What medicine? It's pretty late. 493 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,960 I have some traditional remedy. 494 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,680 Please wait here. 495 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,000 I'll be right back. 496 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,920 -Here you go. -Can I have that? What is it? 497 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,600 Of course you can. 498 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,200 This is rancid urine medicine. 499 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,120 Try it, you'll feel better. 500 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,400 Venerable, it's mostly alcohol, 501 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,400 but you can mix it up to use it as medicine. 502 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,520 But according to the Vinaya, it's rancid urine with yellow myrobalan, 503 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,360 or alcohol. It's against the precept. 504 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,520 -See? -Yeah. 505 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,200 I told the Venerable Father, but he didn't listen. 506 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,840 He's not healthy. But after he tried some of this, 507 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,120 he can walk ten klicks just fine. He's very strong now. 508 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,000 -How about running? -Running's even faster than walking. 509 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,960 You can have it, Venerable. 510 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,560 Pour just one finger in a cup. 511 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,880 -You can drink it. -Really? 512 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,200 Oh... 513 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,840 is it going to explode? 514 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,960 Phra Search couldn't even join us for breakfast. 515 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,000 And who's to blame? You two idiots! 516 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,320 Just one finger? 517 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,920 One finger in a small cup or a shot glass, yes. 518 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,760 But you poured it in a water jar lid. 519 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,960 The depth’s right but the lid's wide. 520 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,080 That's like a whole bottle. 521 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,080 -God forbid! -What? 522 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,960 Are you Sri Thanonchai reborn? 523 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,600 Oh... 524 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,880 I think Phra Search is not going to be sober tomorrow. 525 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,920 -Then give him a fix! -Seriously? 526 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,760 -You think you're funny? -What? 527 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,000 -You're so funny. -What? Get out of my face. 528 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,200 -They're monks. Show some respect. -What's your problem? 529 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,720 -Are you trying to kiss his ass? -Hell awaits you. 530 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,680 What's hell? 531 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,640 -Hey! -Yes? 532 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,960 You know we are monks, 533 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,320 so learn to be more respectful, Ood and Em. 534 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,880 Why? Yes I do know. 535 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,400 -Know what? -Venerable Father. Venerable Brother. 536 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,960 Oh, poor me! 537 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,800 I really want to send you back to your parents. 538 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,800 -Alas! -Go! 539 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,480 If you do that, they will send me to another temple. 540 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,080 But I like it here. 541 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,520 -Why? -The monks are friendly. 542 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,520 I don't want to be friendly towards you. 543 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,720 Why are you walking in the front? You know their house? 544 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,320 Stop touching me. My father's not dead. 545 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,960 Careful, boss. 546 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280 Careful. 547 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,320 Careful. 548 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,560 Careful. 549 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,720 Good job! 550 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,080 We have to cut this off. 551 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,920 Careful! 552 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,240 You want the whole world to know? 553 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,360 How about this? 554 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,240 Let’s play some music so nobody hears what we're doing. 555 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,160 It's so loud! 556 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,520 Let's get the party started! 557 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,760 Yeah, good work! Keep going! 558 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,880 Come on! 559 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,800 -Faster! -You'll wake up the whole village. 560 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,680 The monks won't know. It's late. They're all sleeping. 561 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,120 If we don't camouflage ourselves, 562 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,000 people will know who we are. 563 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,480 -Keep going, so you can enter. -Do it faster! 564 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,920 It's this big? How can we carry it? 565 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,680 You idiot! 566 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,240 -We just need the head. -Yeah? 567 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,920 -Yeah. -Are you done talking? 568 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,480 Why are you screaming? 569 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,520 -I thought you were a monk. -No, it's me. 570 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,000 I just came to tell you I finished sawing. 571 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,960 Well done. 572 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,040 -Can you stop talking and get to work? -Yeah, get to work. 573 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,040 Hurry up! 574 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,360 Come on! 575 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,560 Come on! You want people to find out what we're doing? 576 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,800 -I know. -Hurry up! 577 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,600 I'm looking for a power socket. 578 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,640 Someone's coming. Take whatever you can! 579 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,600 What's with the noise? 580 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,000 -Can you be considerate to the monks? -Come on! Let's go! 581 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,880 It's late and nobody's come yet. 582 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,680 See? 583 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,000 It's your fault. 584 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,920 You trash-talked too much, you know? 585 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,880 I said nothing. 586 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,680 They're not coming here today. I don't know where they went. 587 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,240 Come on out. 588 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,000 Hey! 589 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,040 Where are all the monks? 590 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,280 This temple is strangely quiet. 591 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,120 Maybe they're praying. 592 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,800 Let's go check it out. 593 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,920 This temple looks... 594 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,360 creepy. I'm scared. 595 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,800 -But I think… -Come on. 596 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,000 ...it is the perfect setting for our movie. 597 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,400 Anyway, 598 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,520 we have to thank you 599 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,400 -for driving us up here. -Thank you. 600 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,560 Would you park the car somewhere cool and shady? 601 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,080 Then come and meet us. 602 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,640 Okay. 603 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,960 -Let's go. -Come on. 604 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,360 Why is it so quiet? 605 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,520 -Is it deserted? -Not really. 606 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,840 If it was, you'd see cacti. 607 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,960 Very funny. 608 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,600 Look! What happened to him? 609 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,440 -Venerable? -Venerable, sir! 610 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,960 -Wake up! -Venerable! 611 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,440 There's a novice underneath him. 612 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,600 -Venerable! -Venerable! 613 00:43:50,737 --> 00:43:52,400 -Venerable, sir! -Venerable, please wake up! 614 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,360 Venerable! 615 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,160 What's going on? 616 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,080 Namaskar, Venerable. 617 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,960 -What happened? -Bless you. 618 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,440 Ood! Ood! 619 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,240 Are we dead? 620 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,440 -What are you talking about? -We're in heaven! 621 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,760 What heaven? This is a pavilion. 622 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,600 I think it's because of our merits. 623 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,560 Who are they? 624 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,640 They're angels, Ood. 625 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,360 What? Another one? 626 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,360 -Venerable! -Venerable, sir! 627 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,680 Venerable! 628 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,120 Venerable! 629 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,040 Shit! Who are you people? 630 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,560 M-I-D-O-A-B-W-J 631 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,280 A monk is dead on a big water jar. 632 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,600 Help! A monk is dead! 633 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,840 Anybody, help! 634 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,880 He's dead! Come on! 635 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,680 Hurry up! This way! 636 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,560 Instead of helping, you're making me deaf. 637 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,760 -Father! Father! -What happened? 638 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,440 Father, are you all right? 639 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,280 Are you safe? Father? 640 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,320 I'm all right. I almost died. 641 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,560 Hey! 642 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,800 What's going on? 643 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,320 -Is everyone all right? -No! 644 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,760 Everyone was completely knocked out. 645 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,880 -Really? -Yes. 646 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,320 And the marble Buddha statue? 647 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,920 -Have you checked? -No. 648 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,200 -Let's go. -Hurry, Father! 649 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,600 Phra Search! 650 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,480 -Venerable! -Phra Search! 651 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,680 Phra Search! 652 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,200 Phra Search! Phra Search! 653 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,600 Come on, let's help him! 654 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,880 -Venerable! -Those devils! 655 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,200 We'll see about that! 656 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,400 -I'll make them pay! -Calm down. 657 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,320 We're monks. We should understand love, greed, anger and lust. 658 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,520 Everything is a result of karma and samsara. 659 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160 How can you be this stupid? 660 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,280 I told you to sedate the dogs 661 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,840 not the monks. 662 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,960 If they all die, what will happen? 663 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,360 A massive funeral ceremony. 664 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,520 How can you be so dumb? 665 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,760 What a waste of time! 666 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,560 You morons! 667 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,760 Stupid assholes! 668 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,600 That monk who stopped you, who is he? 669 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,720 He's new, boss. He's just ordained. 670 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,600 How did he know? 671 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,520 You'd better find out about this monk. 672 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,520 "Thus, indeed, is the Exalted One, a Worthy One, 673 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,080 a Fully Enlighted One, endowed with wisdom and conduct, 674 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,040 an Accomplished one, knower of the worlds, 675 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880 an incomparable Charioteer for the training of individuals, 676 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,240 the teacher of gods and men, Omniscient and Holy. 677 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,520 Well expounded is the Dharma by the Exalted one..." 678 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,080 -Namaskar, Venerable. -May Buddha bless you. 679 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,440 I heard that by making merit for a new monk, 680 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,200 we receive more good karma. 681 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,000 I also have great respect for you for protecting the marble Buddha, 682 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360 It's nothing really. 683 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,640 I mean, it's nothing. Just a coincidence. 684 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,600 What did you do before becoming a monk? 685 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,920 I was a Naga. 686 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,560 You're a real comedian. 687 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,800 Yes, I was really a comedian. 688 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,240 Really? 689 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,720 Venerable, we want to be comedians. 690 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,840 Can you please teach us? 691 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,920 You need no training because your face's a joke already. 692 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,800 And you're all dressed up. Back in the day, 693 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,920 we called it costume comedy. 694 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,400 The jokes are on your clothes, not on your words. 695 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,240 But if you really want to learn, 696 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,000 I'll give you something. Everybody loves it. 697 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,200 Whatever I ask, you answer with "I do. I do." 698 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,760 -All right. -Try this. 699 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,800 -Who wants to be rich? -I do. I do. 700 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,800 -Who wants to be on a bus? -I do. 701 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,080 -Who wants to be famous? -I do 702 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,680 -Who wants a gold touch? -I do. I do. 703 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,040 -Who wants to be a mutt? -I do. I do. 704 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,440 -Listen carefully! -I listened... 705 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,000 How was it? Funny? 706 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,840 -Yes. -We had a good laugh. 707 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,520 Right. 708 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,360 So that's it for "to die." 709 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,480 "Today." 710 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,280 You're a quick learner. Well done. 711 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,480 We have to go now. Goodbye, "vulnerable." 712 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,480 "Venerable!" 713 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,160 You keep saying "thongs wring." 714 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,320 -"Things wrong." -You're not going to stop? 715 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,000 -Goodbye. -May Buddha bless you. 716 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,520 Come on. 717 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,800 I do. I do. 718 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,440 Amazing. 719 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,800 It is not always necessary to make merit 720 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,480 only on ceremonial, or religious occasions. 721 00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:53,680 You have to look inside your hearts 722 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,480 and see that every day is actually the day you can give. 723 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,680 Who can understand? 724 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,840 -Moments like today, though special... -What did he say? 725 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,920 ...they're actually not the most important thing. 726 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,400 What is important is that every day in the morning, 727 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,880 you wake up with tolerance, understanding, kindness, forgiveness, 728 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,040 and knowing that you can do something good 729 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,800 for those who live next to you 730 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,960 even though they may be strangers. 731 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,320 He probably thinks this is America. Song, translate. 732 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,080 Oh... 733 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,640 I don't know. 734 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,600 I saw you nodding throughout it. 735 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,520 -I know Korean, though. Like bonjour. -His lips drooping down low. 736 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,240 Excuse me, Venerable. Please translate it into Thai. 737 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,040 We don't necessarily need to make merit only on religious occasions. 738 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,960 Because you actually can give everyday 739 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,560 if it's in your heart and soul. 740 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,800 You can make merit anytime and anywhere. 741 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,440 Don't pay too much attention to ceremonial occasions. 742 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,520 Look at it this way, everyday is the day you can do good. 743 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,600 The word "friend," as in friendship, 744 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,240 is so easy to write. 745 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,040 F-R-I-E-N-D. Friend. 746 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,360 But its meaning is much more profound. 747 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,400 Friends have to be dependable. Friends have to be trustworthy. 748 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,520 Friends have to be respectful. 749 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,800 Unlike friends who help each other abuse power 750 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,880 for personal gains in Thailand, who take advantage of each other, 751 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,400 fight and harm each other. 752 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,480 We are all Thais. 753 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,120 We are a democracy, under a constitution. 754 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,640 One's freedom is not more important than others'. 755 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,160 Everyone in this country is just as Thai. 756 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,720 So please bear that in mind. 757 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,320 I'm sorry. I thought I was... 758 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,840 Lady Liberty. 759 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,840 Sadhu. 760 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,800 Why always me? 761 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920 Em, did you knock the clock down? 762 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,040 Finish up. 763 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,840 Let's welcome the newbies before I welcome them myself. 764 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,960 Have fun with that! 765 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,960 New monks? 766 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,800 New toys more likely. 767 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,360 God! Is it morning already? 768 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840 I'll be late for alms-collecting. 769 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,440 I'm so late today. 770 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,880 They've probably been waiting. 771 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,840 It's my fault I woke up late. Now it's eight o'clock. 772 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,240 Up by eight, down by six. 773 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,480 This is six in the evening! 774 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,800 Phra Noi, 775 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,360 where have you been? Why are you back so late? 776 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,800 I was out for alms-collecting, but I mistook the time. 777 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,160 I thought it was morning, but it's actually evening. 778 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,920 What did you get? So we can have dinner. 779 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,120 Phra Search! 780 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,840 I'm not going to eat everything. I'll share it with you. 781 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,240 Stop joking, 782 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,600 I think those two idiots did it again. 783 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,880 It could've been worse. Don't be angry. Hey, that's the wrong turn, Phra Noi. 784 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,120 Oh, poor you. 785 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,960 When you're angry, you don't know what you're doing! 786 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,360 -Are you hungry? -Yes. 787 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,840 You're always joking! 788 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,760 -Who wants to be rich? -I do... 789 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,440 I don't care how funny he is. You still have to get rid of him. 790 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,560 Get rid of him? 791 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,440 Because he prevented us from stealing the Buddha's head. Right? 792 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,600 -Let's brainstorm. -Okay. 793 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,360 Well, Phra Noi, 794 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,760 you told the villagers not to make merit, 795 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,920 so nobody showed up. 796 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,360 I told them that they can do it every day, not just on religious holidays. 797 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,080 Right? 798 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,400 Yes. 799 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,160 It's all right. We eat to live, not live to eat. 800 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,440 So this... one egg... 801 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,240 we make it into quarter. 802 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,440 We probably have to eat shells. 803 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,480 I'm kidding, Father. I'll take care of this. 804 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,400 I'll be right back. Let's go, Ood. 805 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,960 I'll find something in the offering buckets. 806 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,640 -I'll pick mangoes from the trees. -No, I pick mangoes, you find buckets. 807 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,160 Just don't steal other people's mangoes, all right? 808 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,160 Okay. 809 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,040 What you looking at? 810 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,760 The egg. 811 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,600 You’ve never seen one? 812 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,760 -I have. -Why are you staring then? 813 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,640 I've just never seen one egg. 814 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,440 Did you find anything in the buckets? 815 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,480 They're not really edible. 816 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,640 Ood, give me some leeks. 817 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,680 Come on. 818 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,000 Hurry up! 819 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,640 Hey! 820 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,160 Why are you turning your cheek? 821 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,080 Didn't you ask me for my cheek? 822 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,080 How about I give you this? 823 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,000 I said leeks. Pass them over. 824 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,320 -Silly! -Leeks. 825 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,720 I thought you wanted to kiss me on the cheek. 826 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,640 That's for the Venerable Father only. 827 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,280 You're bound to hell for real. 828 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,600 Is there anything edible at all? 829 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,880 I found it! 830 00:54:54,232 --> 00:54:55,080 Ood. 831 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,360 Looks yummy! 832 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,360 It's all foamy. 833 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,960 Smells tangy. We don't have to add lime juice. 834 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,560 Top it with chopped coriander and sliced shallots 835 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,920 There! There! 836 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,480 Garnish it! 837 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,800 A little lime juice just in case. 838 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,120 Your spicy mackerel tastes so good. Here, you can have it. 839 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,920 Here you go, Ood and Em. 840 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,840 -I did my best. -Tasty. 841 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,880 That means I'm a good chef. 842 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,240 -They said it's yummy. -Why don't eat it on a plate? 843 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,560 A monk with no etiquette? 844 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,760 We're eating, for heaven's sake. 845 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,040 Oh... 846 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,160 Sadhu. 847 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,640 How can you bow down to a monk like that? 848 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,800 He has a lover. 849 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,920 Why are you looking at me? It's not me. 850 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,920 A pregnant lover. 851 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,840 And he doesn't take responsibility. He knocked her up and left. 852 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,320 You look like you don't believe me. 853 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,520 I have proof. 854 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,840 Come on, show them your belly. 855 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,120 Tell us who got you pregnant 856 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,520 before fleeing to the temple. Which one? 857 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,120 Phra Search is the father of my baby! 858 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,520 That one? 859 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,040 You almost gave me a heart attack. 860 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,680 I thought it was the last one. 861 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,160 If that's the one, you could have died, you know? 862 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,280 How did you get knocked up by a monk? 863 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,200 I don't remember. 864 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,200 Think about it, people. 865 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,200 He got her pregnant, and then he became a monk? 866 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,960 Calm down. Calm down. 867 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,000 How can you call yourself a man? You take no responsibility. 868 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,440 You think this is right? Running away to be monk? 869 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,680 I won't let you get away so easily. 870 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,680 My child, I've been taking care her... 871 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,520 -Is this real or fake? -It's fake. 872 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,720 Snake! Snake! 873 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,800 Get out! 874 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,320 I'm not enlightened yet. I still have fear. 875 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,400 Go away, bastards! You scared the monks. 876 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,400 -What the fuck did you guys do? -Go and do it at your father's house. 877 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,080 My apologies, Venerable. 878 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,200 It was a misunderstanding. 879 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,240 How about tomorrow I'll come back with offerings? 880 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,600 Please don't. Leave now. 881 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,320 -Dammit. -That's a spittoon, Father. 882 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,760 -Why are you standing here? -Go! 883 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,000 -Go! -Go! 884 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,480 -Shall I spray on him? -Yes, Venerable. 885 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,760 My boxer has a big match tomorrow. 886 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,840 Please bless him with holy water. 887 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,360 Come closer. 888 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,280 -There's going to be100,000 people. -When is his fight? 889 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,640 -Tomorrow. -Right. 890 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,920 -You idiot! -What? 891 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,160 Turn it to the front. 892 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,400 Why didn't you tell me, asshole? 893 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,920 -Who? Me? -Him. 894 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,640 Turn it to the front. 895 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,160 I apologize, Father. 896 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,760 Right in my mole. 897 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,600 Fight clean. Separate means separate. 898 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,760 No under-belt punches, no fouls. Go to your corners. 899 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,160 He's not that scary. Come here. 900 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,640 I pay homage... 901 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,080 To the Exalted One, the Worthy One... 902 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,560 Hey! Get back in here. What are you afraid of? 903 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,400 Come on! Fight him with all your might! 904 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,680 Yeah! Like that! 905 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,160 First Round! Go! 906 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,200 Are you crazy? Are you a boxer? 907 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,520 You got a chance, just take it. 908 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,440 How can you always miss? 909 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,840 Don't be afraid. You're blessed with holy water. 910 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,080 What the heck? 911 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,160 What's going on out there? 912 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,520 Namaskar, Venerable. 913 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,960 I came with unlimited faith. 914 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,520 One hook says it all. Killer right hook, formidable left hook. 915 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,440 Not a single one hit the target. 916 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,160 Your boy dodged all the punches? 917 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,800 My boy took all the punches. 918 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,480 What? How could you win? 919 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,440 My boy got punched and had his shoulder dislocated. 920 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,320 Here comes the champion! 921 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,000 How about that? 922 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,200 -Come here! -I'm a champ! 923 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,920 -Come on! Come over here! -Champ! 924 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,040 Come right here. 925 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,040 Come greet the Venerable Father. 926 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,440 Champ! Champ! 927 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,760 Seriously? Were you hit by a truck? 928 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,800 Right? 929 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,440 -I think you should turn off the music. -All right. 930 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,480 Girls, turn it off! 931 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,120 Better. What you did is not right. 932 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,720 This is a temple. It's supposed to be peaceful. 933 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,880 Is it wrong to bring dancers in here? 934 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,600 Is it wrong? No, it's not. But it's not appropriate. 935 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,320 Our religion is corrupted 936 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,320 because people like you. 937 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,040 Lokavajja. 938 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,440 Oh... 939 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,560 a common sin. 940 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,520 You're all such a waste of time and money. 941 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,600 You never get anything done. 942 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,720 My client is waiting. 943 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,040 Maybe we should stop now. 944 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,280 No, we can’t! I already spent his money, 945 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,480 and took these imbeciles to the whorehouse. 946 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,120 If we quit now, we're screwed. We can do it. 947 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:20,560 Song, don't forget to invite sinsangs to our grave-clearing ceremony. 948 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,240 Yes, Father. 949 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,320 Father, what's the purpose of clearing graves? 950 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,480 We do it to take care of the bodies 951 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,000 that are the unidentified corpses. 952 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,960 Or basically, 953 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,480 we give them a funeral ceremony according to our religion. 954 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:40,440 And then we have to clear the graves for new bodies. 955 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,600 Whose new bodies? 956 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,240 Yours! 957 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,680 What about you? 958 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,320 I won't rot when I die. 959 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,000 Why? Cause you take cannabis? 960 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,480 -Ood. -What? 961 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,040 Check out the van driver's daughter. 962 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,440 She's so cute. 963 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,960 He's not a van driver. He's a film-making instructor. 964 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,320 -I'm sorry. -We really didn't know. 965 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,720 Why are these guys dressed like that? 966 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,680 What do you think? 967 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:33,640 Damn! Why are you so hostile? Do I pay you to growl at me? 968 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,680 Let's count to confirm they're all here. 969 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,440 One, two, three, four. 970 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:39,960 They're all here. 971 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,720 Father, where do we go after we die? 972 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,400 To the top of a skyscraper. 973 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,040 They bring you to a temple. 974 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,560 And after that? 975 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:53,400 They pray for you for three days or seven days, it depends. 976 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,880 What’s next? 977 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,320 After that, they cremate you. 978 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,520 The soul will leave to heaven if you're good, to hell if you're bad. 979 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,920 Father, I've been wondering. What's in heaven? 980 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,920 Angels. 981 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,960 -What else? -Celestial beings. 982 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,520 -What else? -Indra. 983 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,040 What else? 984 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,680 Boxing rings. 985 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,480 Why are there boxing rings? 986 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,120 To fight. 987 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,640 -Who fights who? -I fight you. 988 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,920 After heaven, what's next? 989 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:32,560 Phra Noi, I do not know since I haven't died yet. 990 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,400 Oh... 991 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,160 you're this old and still haven't died? 992 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,320 You play with them too, Phra Avatar? 993 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,640 They're already dead. Why do we have to dig them up? 994 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:45,960 This is important. 995 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,040 We all come together to dig up the bodies 996 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,920 so we can learn to let go. 997 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:56,200 Let go of the dead. Accept the fact that we are mortal. 998 01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:03,080 When we're young and alive, we pamper ourselves with material things. 999 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,840 We value money and possessions. 1000 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,360 But when we die, we cannot take anything with us, 1001 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,080 not even if someone places a coin inside our mouth after we passed. 1002 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,720 Because after cremating, everything turns to ashes. 1003 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,560 As the old saying goes, we come from dust, 1004 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,400 and we turn to dust. 1005 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,400 What about scattering ashes over the sea? 1006 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,080 They want to go swimming. 1007 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,640 Phra Search, you've been ordained before. 1008 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,520 Are they happy after they die? 1009 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,640 I think they're quite happy. 1010 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,120 Otherwise they'll probably be back. 1011 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,720 You're funny. You think you're a comedian? 1012 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,400 Who wants to be rich? 1013 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,000 I do. I do. 1014 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,080 Father, I think I can do better. 1015 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,000 -What? -When do gays die? 1016 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,200 When they are stabbed? 1017 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,080 -When they look amazing. -How? 1018 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,880 Slay, girl! 1019 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,120 Are you done? 1020 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,200 Slay! 1021 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,560 Don't joke around with me again. 1022 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,040 It's improper. 1023 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,640 The ceremony's started. Stay focused. 1024 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,720 "Holit." 1025 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,280 -"Holit." -Pardon? 1026 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,040 -"Holit." -What? 1027 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,080 -Hold it. -Right. 1028 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,160 "Yucadropi." 1029 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,000 -"Yucadropi." -Pardon? 1030 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:53,960 -"Yucadropi." -What? 1031 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,320 You can drop it. 1032 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,560 Why are you still holding it? 1033 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,000 "Brimesacrero." 1034 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,240 -"Brimesacrero." -Pardon? 1035 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,920 Bring me the sacred rice. 1036 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,560 "Bring me sacred rice." Can you say that? 1037 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,480 Not "brimesacrero, brimesacrero." 1038 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,760 Who can understand you? 1039 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,280 -Why are you so angry? -What's the matter with you? 1040 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,400 Here you go. 1041 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,240 Bring me the holy water. 1042 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,480 -Slowly please. -Yes. 1043 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,400 Talk to me slowly and clearly. 1044 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,320 Roll your "R" every time. 1045 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,080 -"L" is "L." -Why did you roll it? 1046 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,640 The "L" is rolling. 1047 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,680 -There's no such thing. -Shut up! 1048 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,320 This is the way we do it. 1049 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,840 -You're wrong and still argue? -What's wrong with you? 1050 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,040 -The holy water! -Yes, the holy water! 1051 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,200 Confused? 1052 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,000 How can I not? You're having so much fun. 1053 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,440 I have my own chanting too. 1054 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,680 Are you nuts? 1055 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,440 Are we friends? 1056 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,080 I'm your master. 1057 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,440 Master is not my father. 1058 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,720 Next time I'm going to muzzle you. 1059 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,320 -Right there. -Yes, master. 1060 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,400 Heck yeah! 1061 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,720 I'm rich now! 1062 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,760 I'm going to buy the whole temple. 1063 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,360 Em! Ood! Where are you? 1064 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,360 There's a map. 1065 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,280 A treasure map! I'll be rich! 1066 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,560 "I know you'll read this." 1067 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:55,760 Bastard! 1068 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,120 How did they die? 1069 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,880 It looks so familiar. I saw it on TV. 1070 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,720 Gecko, my ass! You idiot! 1071 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:26,720 It's a bomb! 1072 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:27,880 Bomb! 1073 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,840 Boss, what do I do? 1074 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,800 Boss! 1075 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,480 Boss! 1076 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,040 Dad! 1077 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,880 My dad! 1078 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,120 -How can they survive? -It's not working. 1079 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,600 You think it's not working? Didn't you see? 1080 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,800 It blew me up, idiot! 1081 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,840 Ghost! 1082 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:29,280 Em! 1083 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,840 Ood! 1084 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:44,600 I want to fart. 1085 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,400 Hey! 1086 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,800 They're those guys. 1087 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,640 -The temple boys? -Yeah. 1088 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,240 I told you. 1089 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,600 We're men. We're not afraid of ghosts. 1090 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,200 Right? 1091 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,360 Stop playing! 1092 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,800 Why are you scared? 1093 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,160 Our teacher's face is scarier than ghosts. 1094 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,600 -Boo! -Hey! 1095 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,120 What are you doing? 1096 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,280 Just kidding. 1097 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,920 Headless ghost! 1098 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,600 Headless ghost! 1099 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,720 Teacher! 1100 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:41,800 So cool! 1101 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,240 They all ran away. They're scared of us. 1102 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,560 Nailed it! 1103 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,960 Clever plan! 1104 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,240 -They ran away. -Good job! I like it! 1105 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,640 Em? 1106 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,360 Do you smell a cigarette? 1107 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,840 Who smokes in the temple? 1108 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,920 Ood! It's a hairless ghost! 1109 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,640 Did he shave? 1110 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,040 Hairless my ass. That's a headless ghost! 1111 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,760 How can you get inside? 1112 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,680 Don't talk to him, dammit! 1113 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:12,760 I'm not staying! 1114 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,000 So scary! A headless ghost! 1115 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:30,080 What kind of messed up ghost will smoke cigarettes inside a temple? 1116 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,960 What kinds of ghost do you want to see? 1117 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,920 What kinds of ghost? 1118 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,680 Lady Ta-khian? 1119 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,760 I prefer Tani. 1120 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:42,920 Lady Tani? 1121 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,200 I know a chanting for Tani. 1122 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,840 I call her for you. 1123 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,840 Bananas withered at the tips 1124 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,760 Gushing stream breaks them in halves 1125 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,360 She carries them around 1126 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,880 Bananas withered at the tips Gushing stream break in halves 1127 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,840 One is left She carries it around 1128 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,720 Bananas withered at the tips Gushing stream breaks them in halves 1129 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,840 One is left She carries it around 1130 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,280 Damn! This is the whole cluster! 1131 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,560 -You bananas! -You withered! 1132 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,720 -You rot fruit! -You bland! 1133 01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:22,520 -You tasteless! -Rot body! 1134 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,720 -Green bitch! -Ugly banana! 1135 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,480 -Yucky! 1136 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,960 Stinky! 1137 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,120 Damn, you twats! 1138 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:32,680 I came here to scare you. 1139 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,960 Not for you to insult me and leave me hanging, freaks! 1140 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,440 You called us freaks, bitch? 1141 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,840 -What's your problem? -Come on, fat ass! 1142 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,840 I was a wife of a warrior, assholes! 1143 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,640 My plan as a headless ghost works! They're all freaked out. 1144 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,560 -Em and Ood? -They'll be here. 1145 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,880 Trust me. They're not going anywhere. 1146 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:52,880 They'll be scared shitless. 1147 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,920 Just wait for my headless ghost. 1148 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,440 Song, where are those two? 1149 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,760 Relax! 1150 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,760 -Where are they? -Goatface! 1151 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,960 Song, you changed so fast. 1152 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,880 And this mask? Do you think you can scare me? 1153 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,440 Hey. 1154 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,440 Give it to me straight. 1155 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,160 -Are you a ghost or a man? -Ghost. 1156 01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,000 What a relief! I thought you were a man. 1157 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,400 I'm screwed! 1158 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,400 Where are you going? We haven't talked. 1159 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,880 You're so stiff. 1160 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,120 You're so stiff. 1161 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,240 Hello, where you come from? 1162 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:07,800 Chatting in English. 1163 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,480 Why is it so hard? 1164 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,000 I can go now! 1165 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,640 Guava! 1166 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,400 All this ghost nonsense, 1167 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,240 we don't think it's real. There's no such thing as ghost. 1168 01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,360 -They don't exist? -No. 1169 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:34,840 I'll catch one for you. 1170 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,480 -Whatever. -Yeah. 1171 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,480 -“Taemybae.” -Pardon? 1172 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,600 -“Taemybae.” -What? 1173 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,160 -Take my bag. -Dammit! 1174 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,880 You should have just said that! 1175 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,720 -It's the master's language. -Then that's your business. 1176 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:51,960 You wait here. 1177 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,480 I'll catch you a ghost. 1178 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,080 So you'll know they're real. 1179 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,440 You're here. I've been looking. 1180 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,680 I'm going to catch you. 1181 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,960 You want to fight? 1182 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,720 Do you want to fight me? 1183 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,040 She's so strong. 1184 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,280 How dare you do this to a ghost? 1185 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:49,720 Damn! 1186 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,200 Embarrassing. 1187 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,440 Gosh! 1188 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,840 You scared all the pigments out of my face! 1189 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,520 I'm not afraid of you, ghost. 1190 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,240 -“Immanogho.” -Pardon? 1191 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,120 -“Immanogho.” -What? 1192 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,640 I'm not a ghost! 1193 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,200 If you're not a ghost, then what are you? 1194 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,440 -What? -"Imyomasta." 1195 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:20,920 -Pardon? -"Imyomasta." 1196 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,880 -What did you say? -I'm your master! 1197 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,600 What master? 1198 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,600 -I'm your master, not a ghost. -How dare you! 1199 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,360 I told you I'm your master. 1200 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,880 What master? You're not a master. 1201 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,440 You liar! You're a ghost! 1202 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,640 Master! 1203 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,600 Why don't you just stomp me to death? 1204 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:56,800 Fine. 1205 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,480 I was being sarcastic. 1206 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,480 -Hold this. -Careful. 1207 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,040 Careful! 1208 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,560 Come on! Your legs work fine. Why don't you help? 1209 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,200 Stop complaining! 1210 01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:19,960 You're so good. 1211 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,960 Father! Father! 1212 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,400 We're damned! 1213 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,600 Yeah, all those bowls are damned. What's going on? 1214 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,560 We're damned! I came to tell... I forgot! 1215 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,520 -What-- -I remembered! 1216 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:42,360 The marble Buddha's head was cut off. 1217 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,320 Hurry, Ood! He's here. 1218 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,080 Hello, detective. 1219 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,720 -Ood. -Look! 1220 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,200 Hello, detective. 1221 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,240 Come sit here, fat ass. 1222 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,280 What bring you here, Venerable? 1223 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,040 I want to report a crime. 1224 01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:03,760 What happened? 1225 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,720 I want to report that the marble Buddha's head was cut off. 1226 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,840 When did that happened? 1227 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,720 -What time, Ood? -Late at night. 1228 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,320 What time exactly? 1229 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:15,840 -Around seven. -That was late? 1230 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920 -Eight? -Don't lie. 1231 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:17,960 -Nine. -Don't... 1232 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,320 -Ten. -Behave! 1233 01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,640 Eleven. 1234 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,960 Well, I think 1235 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,880 you two should have a talk before filing a report. 1236 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,760 My face's all wet. 1237 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,920 The marble Buddha's head was cut off. 1238 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,480 And we lost ten... 1239 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,280 Just ten Bahts? You don't have to file a report. 1240 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,159 I can give it to you. 1241 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:47,400 May Buddha bless you. You're so generous. 1242 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,240 But that's a lot of money. 1243 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:53,360 How is that a lot of money? 1244 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,240 Ten alms-bowls full of money. 1245 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,280 That's 75,000 Bahts in total. 1246 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,440 Yeah, they're all gone. 1247 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,800 Let's talk about the Buddha head. 1248 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,440 How many were cut off? 1249 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:09,120 Just one. He's not the great serpent with eight heads. 1250 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,840 Hello? 1251 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,320 Yes. I'm sorry, my friend. 1252 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,040 You go to the warehouse. 1253 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,280 So we can exchange. 1254 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,200 Give me some time to prepare. 1255 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,040 Okay. 1256 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,600 Bye-bye! 1257 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,920 This is Phra Noi. 1258 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:44,320 Yes. 1259 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,360 I need your help. 1260 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,360 I need you to find the head of the marble Buddha. 1261 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,760 It's the least we can do to protect our religion. 1262 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,160 And that's the way to fight back. 1263 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,200 May Buddha bless you. 1264 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,200 Phra Noi! 1265 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,160 Phra Noi! 1266 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,280 Why are you revving up your motorcycle so loud? 1267 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,720 It's improper. 1268 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,560 Hey! The fact that you're making noise, 1269 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,600 it means that your mind is not at peace. 1270 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,200 Do you understand? 1271 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,760 I'm telling you... 1272 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,320 This is peace. 1273 01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,280 Venerable! 1274 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,920 I need your help. 1275 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,600 What's the matter, Phra Noi? 1276 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:06,040 We have to bring back the marble Buddha's head. 1277 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,600 Well, I'm in. 1278 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,920 Em and Ood too. 1279 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,400 I heard you take orders here? 1280 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,360 -What type of order? -Buddha statues. 1281 01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,920 Who told you? 1282 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,240 Lek, the owner of the drug called Jiu Jeng Pushen Jiao Nang. 1283 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:05,320 -Do you know Master Tossaporn? -Master Tossaporn? 1284 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,160 Go ahead. 1285 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,600 There's a newfound Buddha statue floating up down the river. 1286 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,600 The locals call him Father Nim. 1287 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,280 I need the whole statue. 1288 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,800 Father Nim. 1289 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,320 My goodness! 1290 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,440 It's too big! Can we cut off just the head? 1291 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,520 No! They want the whole statue. 1292 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,720 It's not that hard. 1293 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,440 We cut it into three pieces. 1294 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,120 Then put them back on. 1295 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,840 No! That means defects! 1296 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,840 Does it? 1297 01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,880 What do we do? It's too big for us to carry. 1298 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,440 I have a wicked idea. Stuff like this, leave it to me. 1299 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,800 We singe it with a candle to make it lightweight. 1300 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:12,240 Then we put a stick through the bottom and carry it with no problem. 1301 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,480 This is a Buddha statue, not a corn dog. 1302 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,360 Believe me. I know the tricks. 1303 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,040 -Really? -Try it. 1304 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,720 Trust me. 1305 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:25,680 Why is it so big though? 1306 01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,400 Sadhu... 1307 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:39,600 There're a lot of mosquitoes. 1308 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,080 Oh... 1309 01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:43,840 What's that? 1310 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:47,680 I think the abbot is fast asleep and purrs in his sleep. 1311 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:50,200 So we have nothing to worry about! 1312 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,520 -Let's carry it. -Yeah. 1313 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,520 -Put a stick through the bottom? -No. 1314 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,200 Just carry it. 1315 01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,160 Father Nim is so fleshy. 1316 01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,600 Almost like human. 1317 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:03,640 Yeah! 1318 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,840 Oh... 1319 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,360 Let's go! The abbot's probably awake! 1320 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:10,200 Come on! Open the door! 1321 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,640 Why does he keep purring? 1322 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,320 Hurry up! 1323 01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:22,200 Play some music. 1324 01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,520 Father Nim! 1325 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,480 My dad's going to be so rich. 1326 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,960 -But he's really fleshy. -That's why he floated. 1327 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,120 Why are you growling? 1328 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,080 Let's show it to my dad. 1329 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,280 Right. 1330 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,320 Hello, Phra Noi. 1331 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,760 This is me, Phra Yokyek. 1332 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,040 I'm not sure. It was dark when we left. 1333 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,840 But I know that they sang Bualoi on the way here. 1334 01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,600 I think you should sing Bualoi when you leave the temple. 1335 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,720 I remembered which parts they turned left and right. 1336 01:27:25,952 --> 01:27:26,872 Okay? 1337 01:27:27,272 --> 01:27:28,120 Right. 1338 01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:30,280 I have to go now. 1339 01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:31,800 They're back. 1340 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,200 Where is Father Nim? 1341 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,800 It's so majestic! 1342 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,240 Father Nim. 1343 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,040 He's fleshy! 1344 01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:48,800 Is this a statue or a bun? 1345 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,120 -Statue. -Buddha statue? 1346 01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,600 -Authentic one. -Okay. Great. 1347 01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:54,120 You did a great job. 1348 01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:56,160 This is the first time you accomplished something. 1349 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,920 -Close the door. -Close it. 1350 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,040 Careful. 1351 01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,680 Cross the bridge and go straight. 1352 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,320 Bualoi, my dear friend 1353 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,040 Why did you have to leave me so soon? 1354 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:29,920 Bualoi, where are you now? Do know how I miss you 1355 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,920 Bualoi 1356 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,160 Bualoi! 1357 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,160 Wait for me! 1358 01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:40,080 After "how I miss you, Bualoi," you'll see a roundabout. 1359 01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:42,400 Keep to the right and straight ahead. 1360 01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:47,920 Bualoi was a young lad with lazy eyes A hunchback and awkward nature 1361 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:53,480 He might be far from beautiful But he had a heart of gold 1362 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:59,320 He's with you when you're lonely He cooked for you when you're hungry 1363 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:02,480 He took care of you when you're weary 1364 01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,720 Bringing you medicine to ease your pain 1365 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,120 Bualoi was drafted 1366 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,440 Though handicapped He's still can be a soldier 1367 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:15,000 Wait for me! I'm going to out speed you, watch me! 1368 01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,160 Go straight, Phra Noi. 1369 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:20,040 After the solo finishes, you'll be here. 1370 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,760 He could put up with anything 1371 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,320 He's helpful to those in need 1372 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:29,040 He shared your sufferings Not just in for his happiness 1373 01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,480 Okay. 1374 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:34,920 Bye-bye. 1375 01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,440 Boss! Boss! 1376 01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:44,520 We're going to be super rich! 1377 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:47,120 -They came to deliver the statue. -Where? 1378 01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:50,040 -Outside. Give me your hand. -My hand is here. 1379 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,200 -No wonder it doesn't have nail. -They fell off. 1380 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:55,640 -Sorry. That's why it's flabby. -They fell off. 1381 01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,600 Here comes the money! 1382 01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:11,200 Money? That's prison! Let's go now! 1383 01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,960 Who invited them? 1384 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,680 Wait for me, assholes! 1385 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:28,280 Hey! 1386 01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:30,080 Run! Father! Run! 1387 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,280 -What? -Come on! 1388 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,920 -You should stay there. -Don't pull! We don't have undies. 1389 01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:38,840 This way! 1390 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,760 Jerk! 1391 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,360 -What? -You startled me! 1392 01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:05,720 Got a rope? 1393 01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:08,960 Damn! I'm so amazing! 1394 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,720 Take this! 1395 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,480 Do you want to fight? 1396 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:22,200 Come on! 1397 01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:28,320 Damn! 1398 01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:31,320 I still want to fly my kites! 1399 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:35,680 Back off! 1400 01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:38,240 Come! 1401 01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,320 I'll give you another try. 1402 01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:46,440 Come! 1403 01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:52,280 This is your last chance. 1404 01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:55,280 I'm not going to let you walk away. 1405 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,960 Who hit me? 1406 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:25,040 Damn! That hurts! 1407 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,760 Carabao Daeng contains B12. Drink it to nourish your brain. 1408 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,800 Spread out and search this whole place. 1409 01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,440 What do we do? 1410 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:02,080 Here we go. 1411 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,000 Follow me if you don't want to get caught. 1412 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:18,280 -Look thoroughly. -I found it. 1413 01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:20,360 Unlimited faith! 1414 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,160 Your number one follower is here to help! 1415 01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:26,280 Thank you. Well done! 1416 01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:29,760 You're dead! 1417 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:31,720 Don't hit me. 1418 01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:45,360 I didn't do it. You did it. 1419 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:49,880 Cool moves. 1420 01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:52,160 Search! Search! 1421 01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:56,560 What? You're not funny anymore? 1422 01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:58,960 -Who wants to be rich? -I do. I do. 1423 01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:01,480 Gun me like this. 1424 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,520 If anything happens, nobody will laugh. 1425 01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:05,520 Calm down. 1426 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:08,040 Don't come any closer, or I shoot! 1427 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,840 Killing is a sin. It's against the first precept. 1428 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,600 This is a monk, not an animal. 1429 01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:16,760 Please put the gun down. 1430 01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:19,720 It's never too late. You can still be forgiven. 1431 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:23,920 Angulimala is a ruthless murderer. But he quits and turns to Dharma. 1432 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,800 He's ordained and becomes enlightened. 1433 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,440 That's nonsense. 1434 01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,560 Have you ever heard the story about a python and a chicken? 1435 01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:36,880 A python coils around an egg without knowing that it's a chicken egg. 1436 01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:39,240 Finally a baby chicken hatches out of the egg. 1437 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:41,280 The python, however, doesn't eat the baby. 1438 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,080 considering the baby her own child. 1439 01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:46,080 The baby is not afraid of the python, considering her mother. 1440 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,200 They live together. 1441 01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:52,000 One day, the python and the chicken go separate ways to find food. 1442 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:54,160 The chicken runs into a fox. 1443 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,720 The chicken says, "May all beings be free from exploiting each other." 1444 01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,240 The fox doesn't listen. 1445 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,320 "Chickens are food. I must eat it" 1446 01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:05,680 The chicken has an idea. "Oh, my mother is a serpent!" 1447 01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:08,640 The chicken jumps at the fox and coils it to death! 1448 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:22,920 And that is how things are. 1449 01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:25,160 Everybody's so touched. 1450 01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:26,320 Phra Noi. 1451 01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,560 How can a chicken coil up the fox? 1452 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,080 Come! 1453 01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:37,280 Hey! 1454 01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,360 You're amazed, right? 1455 01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,400 Amazed by me! 1456 01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:45,280 Amazed at your accent. 1457 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:46,920 -Shut up! -Venerable! 1458 01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,240 Don't worry about atama. 1459 01:35:48,312 --> 01:35:49,200 No! 1460 01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,040 Venerable, don't worry about me! 1461 01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:52,760 How can I not, my friend? 1462 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:59,440 Just shoot him! Don't worry about me! Come on! 1463 01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,480 -Shoot him! -Stop struggling or I hit you in the head. 1464 01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,880 Song! Let the police do his job! 1465 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:09,760 Why are you stuffing a Buddha statue? 1466 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:11,600 Shoot him! 1467 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:14,560 No! 1468 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,240 You not only look alike, but are also stupid! 1469 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:26,360 Song! 1470 01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:36,000 No! Ood! 1471 01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,520 -Em! -Em! 1472 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,440 Em! 1473 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:43,080 I'm screwed! 1474 01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:53,160 Not dead, but close enough. 1475 01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,200 Is this what you want? 1476 01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,920 Damn! Every one of your bullets hit me! 1477 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,200 Such a good shot! 1478 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:02,680 I heard of spitting lies with the amulet in a mouth. 1479 01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:05,000 But you're spitting bullets! 1480 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:07,800 Song! You are so damn stupid! 1481 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:11,400 Hey! 1482 01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,360 -Avenge him for me. -Sure. 1483 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,400 -Is he dead? -What's wrong with you people? 1484 01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:27,800 Why are you handcuffing me? I didn't do anything wrong. 1485 01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:30,760 -You're caught red-handed. -I did nothing wrong! 1486 01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:32,640 -Let's go. -You did nothing wrong? 1487 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:34,480 -Commander... -Let me go. 1488 01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:36,400 -...avenge him for me. -Sure. 1489 01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:38,320 -Thank you! -I did nothing wrong! 1490 01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:41,160 -Will they shoot me again? -Let me go! 1491 01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:46,520 Stop growling at us! Move! 1492 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:55,320 A Buddha statue in a distress posture. 1493 01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,000 Father! 1494 01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,280 -Hello! -I'm so glad! 1495 01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:06,960 -Father! -There! There! 1496 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:09,720 Thank you, Ad. 1497 01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,280 -It's nothing, Venerable. We're friends. -Right. 1498 01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:16,720 Do you know the way out? You can sing Bualoi backwards. 1499 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,720 What do we do? 1500 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:22,160 -You're funny, Venerable. -Yeah, right. 1501 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:24,720 Loibua! 1502 01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,560 I think we'd better not. Let's go eat noodles! 1503 01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:30,600 -And rice with pork too. -Yeah. 1504 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:32,920 Thank you. 1505 01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:57,880 Hurry up! We'll be late! 1506 01:38:58,480 --> 01:38:59,720 Please get in. 1507 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:01,280 Can I sit with you? 1508 01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:04,240 -Come in, come in. -Scooch over. 1509 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,720 Close the doors. 1510 01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:08,800 Come on. 1511 01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:09,960 Close the back doors. 1512 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,160 -We're ready. Let's go. -Yeah. 1513 01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:16,760 -Hey! -What? 1514 01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:20,600 -Are you really going to do that? -I'm wearing a hat, I'm not joking. 1515 01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:23,840 It's nothing to do with hat. If you do it, I hit you real hard. 1516 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,680 Let's go. We have to pick up another one. 1517 01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,760 You just hit me in the groin! You... 1518 01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:40,320 -It's here. -Stop grabbing mine. 1519 01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:51,680 What? 1520 01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:55,000 I don't think we should get in. There are a lot of dogs. 1521 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,720 Dogs don't bite monks. 1522 01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,280 They know who's good and who's bad. 1523 01:40:01,440 --> 01:40:03,040 They don't bite monks, right? 1524 01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:05,560 -Right. -But I'm not a monk. What should I do? 1525 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:06,560 I'm not a monk. 1526 01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,720 Tell them you're a temple boy. They know that, they won't bite. 1527 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,040 -Follow me. -Yeah, they won’t bite. 1528 01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:16,040 Go! 1529 01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:39,240 Oh... 1530 01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:42,640 dogs really don't bite monks. 1531 01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,800 True. They just chewed off our robes. 1532 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,520 Hey! Song! Song! 1533 01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,800 Hey! Goonsong! 1534 01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:06,800 Don't believe what you see. 1535 01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:09,320 Don't believe what you hear. 1536 01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:12,000 Don't believe that dogs don't bite monks. 1537 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:14,840 This is proof. 1538 01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,640 So don't believe the things you see 1539 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:18,160 and don't believe the things you hear 1540 01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:21,600 and don't believe that dogs don't bite monks. 1541 01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:24,840 May Buddha bless you. 1542 01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:31,080 Subtitle translation by Suganya Pankote