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直隶镇守使雷大牛

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各位父老乡亲

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叔伯兄弟们

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辛苦了

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自从袁大头被护国军坏了图谋

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称帝不到一百天被活活气死之后

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他昔日爪牙便纷争割据

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战火连年

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不过苦日子马上就要过去

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我们直隶镇守使雷大牛爱兵如命

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只要各位能在他麾下当兵

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我 铁牛军总参谋刘昆山

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敢向大家打包票

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将来要钱有钱 要粮有粮

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-是什么啊
-丢了什么下来啊

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-是馒头
-是馒头

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-干吗
-走开

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-别跟我抢
-有东西吃啊

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走开

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是银箔

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银箔

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你看 都抢疯了

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-放手
-别抢

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刘昆山

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你利用旁门左道来欺骗农民

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是我的 不是你的

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蔡中尉 你诋毁长官

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知道犯了什么罪吗

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我说的句句都是实话

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他私自招兵才是违反了军法

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不是吧

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有本事 就在我身上施法

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上法器

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知道这是什么吗

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这就是闻名中外

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蜚声正史野史

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雍正内务府

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粘杆处专利制造

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能取敌人首级于千里之外的

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血滴子

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这是血滴子啊

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蔡中尉

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今天我就让你死在这传说之中

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铁牛军军纪严明 有赏有罚

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你们愿意加入吗

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我愿意

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-我愿意
-我也愿意

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-我愿意
-我愿意

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行啊 刘管家

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不到三个月

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就替我收了五千新兵

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不愧是高手

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司令

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卑职用的只是雕虫小技

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只有仰仗司令的威名

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才能降服住那些刁民

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招兵固然重要

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耍手段也是难免

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可是

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别让我背上诱人迷信的臭名

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是

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五千新兵就是五千张嘴

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光吃饭就是一笔开销

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我还上哪儿弄钱给他们买枪啊

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司令切勿犹豫啊

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现在各军不甘雌伏

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如果不拥兵自重的话

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早晚我们会叫别人吃掉

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平常我最不在乎钱

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现在才知道

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没钱

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寸步难行

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我们不妨再想想办法

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向外面那些商家要啊

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我的旧历寿辰 阳历生日

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跟我那些老婆的结婚纪念日都办过了

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还能搞出什么名堂

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司令

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某省有个督军叫养猪的捐猪捐

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养牛的捐牛捐

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咱们不妨试试

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那我养着你是不是也要纳狗捐

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昆山 开玩笑啊

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连贫农都不放过

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岂不成了畜牲？

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是

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报告司令

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典礼即将开始

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-老爷
-老爷

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我好想你啊

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今天的酒会何其隆重

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何其庄严

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待会你们别勾肩搭背的

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-行了
-知道了

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你们这班女人啊

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没大没小的

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全都给我站到后面去

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放手吧

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老爷

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蜜糖

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今天你这身军服

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风度翩翩之余 还玉树临风的

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真的是气度不凡 迷死人了

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乖 你也排到后面

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我不

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我要让所有的人都知道我三姨太

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是最得宠的

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一 二 三 四 五 六

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七太太又没来？

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她这个人就是不识大体 别管她

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司令来了 请鼓掌

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汉和映画成立大典

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这边

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御手洗先生 这位就是我们的司令

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橘子 桃子

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你们好

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杏子和瓜子没来吗

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各位来宾

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我隆重宣布

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黑鹰文化株式会社

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和雷司令合资成立的

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汉和映画

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正式成立

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我们非常重视这次合作

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很快我们就会派出顾问团

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协助雷司令开展他的事业

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昆山

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他对我挤眉弄眼是什么意思

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他是在向您暗示

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他是话中有话

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表面上说的是电影

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骨子里说的是

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军事援助

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有屁就放嘛 绕什么圈子

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这就是外交

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-这是什么
-样子这么奇怪啊

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这是什么玩意儿

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放映机

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今天我为各位带来一条短片

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让大家感受一下

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电影是多么地神奇

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《叛谍》

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主演 刘昆山

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你是主角呢

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导演 御手洗太郎

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急报 铁牛扩军 蔡

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他以前是我的戏法托子

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后来我发现他是从南边派过来的卧底

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想揭露我们秘密招兵之事

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这是什么意思啊

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卑职是用西洋催眠术摄取他的心

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瞎说

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是真的？

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只要是您相信 它就是真的

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这不是橘子跟桃子吗

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她们是黑鹰会的动作演员

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太好了

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电影全是假的

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千万别当真

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千万别认真

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我知道 这些银票也是假的

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不 用真的更震撼

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为了效果 我增加了一点预算

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拍电影真花钱

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欲知后事如何 敬请密切期待

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-好
-好

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-真是人生如戏 戏如人生
-厉害

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精彩

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精彩 好

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-好
-好

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我还要宣布

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本公司即将开拍一出爱情片

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现在我需要一个女主角

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-我要
-我要演

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给我

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给什么

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女主角

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凭什么

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凭我是你的女人

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说得好

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就让你上

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司令 上次您的伤还没好

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万一又弄伤什么地方

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您这辈子就带不了兵了

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你是在咒我？

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不敢

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司令

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-你还是拿着吧
-行了

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啰哩啰嗦

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七太太 我是牛牛

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半个月没有见你

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想你啊

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上次我使出那招凤凰展翅

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不但没讨着便宜

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还把脚筋扭伤了

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这次我要使出的十字战拳

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全方位迎敌 滴水不漏

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你今天晚上…

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劫数难逃

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我来也

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你好狠

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想谋杀亲夫？

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我什么时候跟你拜堂了

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拜堂不重要

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我爱你就够了 七太太

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我特别讨厌这个称呼

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好 你不要排最后？

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我就马上要她们解散

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让你当老大

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你下流的样子很讨厌

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我明明是大牛 怎么会下流呢

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柳荫呀

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我心里面有一团火

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好像在提醒我

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该生个小宝宝了

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那你就稍微帮个忙吧

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好痛啊

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接住

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好香啊

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阿荫 我来是有事要问你

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自由恋爱该怎么谈呀

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你有一招王老虎抢亲就够了 免谈

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你别听人瞎说

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我那个老大是指腹为婚

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二 三 四 五 六都是自己送上门来的

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送上门你就要？

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盛情难却

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不要没礼貌啊

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你什么时候放我走

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我要去找我爹

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我看还是算了

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你们一旦相聚

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肯定远走高飞

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那到时候 我上哪儿去找你

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臭军阀

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阿荫 你就安心待在这儿

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要是闷呢

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我就陪你去天桥看看戏法

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要不就跟我谈谈恋爱

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继续培养培养感情？

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你要是不把我爹找来

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以后都不要再来了

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老丈人

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你一出现我就可以跟她成亲

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你到底在哪儿啊

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柳万遥

249
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庚子年太后做寿

250
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你在御前表演七圣法 震撼了朝廷

251
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,791
亲王命你施法以助平叛

252
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,541
岂知你违命不从

253
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,333
你以为你隐姓埋名

254
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就能逃得了我的手心吗

255
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,541
我们不能再等了

256
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,875
秘笈在哪儿

257
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,500
-没有
-没有你会变得出来？

258
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有也不给

259
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,083
你知道我会用什么刑法吗

260
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:03,875
挑大筋 斩膝盖

261
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,541
剥手指 割舌头

262
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阉命根

263
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妖孽

264
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,833
你道行太浅了 动不了我

265
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,791
嘴真硬

266
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,416
我就用钻齿法来伺候你

267
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,083
万物尽是幻象 尽是梦

268
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梦醒了就好了

269
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梦醒了就没事了

270
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自我催眠？

271
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我陪你玩一回

272
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爹

273
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我是您的女儿柳荫呀

274
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有人用针扎我

275
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用火烧我

276
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用刀割我

277
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我疼呀

278
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快救救我吧

279
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,666
对不起 女儿

280
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爹救不了你

281
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,041
秘笈在哪儿啊

282
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别逼我

283
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,416
别逼我 我会杀了你的

284
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没拿到七圣法 你绝对不敢

285
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,375
慢打我的牛骨满街转

286
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,333
人来人往的有点乱

287
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,208
大军阀 打内战

288
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,375
法币变成了金圆券

289
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,541
我上街买了二斤面

290
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,875
这票子用了八斤半

291
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,000
爷爷

292
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,125
这些事咱们管不了

293
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,208
还唱咱们的数来宝

294
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,333
为了糊口来卖艺

295
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,666
这天桥是块杂巴地

296
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,875
您看一看 走一走

297
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,958
说 唱 变 练

298
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全都有

299
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,791
赛活驴 拉洋片

300
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,625
练刀练枪耍中幡

301
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,375
变戏法 真离奇

302
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,541
男女老少入了迷

303
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,375
有手彩儿 有机关

304
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,333
艺林高手赛神仙

305
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,500
变鱼缸 变火盆

306
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,541
能人的背后有能人

307
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,000
八仙过海显奇能

308
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,708
说不定谁输与谁赢

309
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,250
哥 你别愁啦

310
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,125
天桥藏龙卧虎

311
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,458
只要请到一个

312
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,833
咱们的生意就肯定能好起来

313
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,333
你说得容易

314
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,583
现在全部人都去了旺风楼

315
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,666
我看啊 不出半个月

316
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,166
咱们准得关张

317
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,791
旺风楼

318
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,166
各位父老乡亲

319
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,083
叔伯兄弟们

320
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,416
这边瞧 这边看啊

321
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,333
谁能原样重现八仙取果这套戏法

322
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,875
我们就奖他大洋50枚

323
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,291
-50枚呀
-现在

324
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,666
就有请我的老板 陈国大师

325
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,291
为大家亲自做展示

326
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,791
-鼓掌
-谢谢

327
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,125
-好
-谢谢

328
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,166
-好
-好

329
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,833
-好
-好

330
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,375
各位 盯住了

331
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,708
-好
-厉害

332
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,166
-好
-看出他的门子了

333
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,500
我去把钱赚来

334
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,916
就你那点儿本事？

335
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,041
别去

336
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,458
-哪位来试试啊
-来 来试试啊

337
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,375
-别害怕 来试试
-来试试

338
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,125
我可以试试吗

339
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,750
欢迎

340
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,875
让小弟见识一下兄台的手法

341
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,250
来

342
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,416
戏法大师 陈国

343
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,208
-幸会
-幸会

344
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,666
请

345
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,166
碗里有水啊

346
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,541
有水啊

347
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,041
这鸽子也太调皮了

348
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,708
鸽子屎

349
00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:25,541
这样也中 真倒霉

350
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,708
人家破了你的把戏

351
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,000
-还不赶紧给钱？
-给钱

352
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,875
-闭嘴
-给钱啊

353
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:33,291
你们讲讲理好吗

354
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,000
核桃还没有变出来

355
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,791
-对吧
-对

356
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,541
把核桃变回来

357
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,583
让他心服口服嘛

358
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,291
对不对

359
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,583
各位别急

360
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:45,791
核桃

361
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,625
在陈老板的身上

362
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,916
-是吗
-是耶

363
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,291
-佩服
-好

364
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,708
-给钱
-给钱

365
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,416
-给钱
-好

366
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,500
请点收

367
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,916
冒犯了 赏金我看就不必了

368
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,500
那怎么好意思呢

369
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:15,708
请问贵姓大名

370
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,000
师承何处

371
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,125
在下张贤

372
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:21,708
自学玩玩

373
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:24,375
-好
-好

374
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:34,791
车

375
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,375
哥 不能让他走

376
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,666
对 找他来救我们的生意

377
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,583
老板 不如把他请过来？

378
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,208
张先生留步

379
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,916
-在下有事相求
-张先生

380
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,041
干吗

381
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,041
张先生

382
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,125
-张先生
-张大师

383
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,500
有鬼啊

384
00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,708
有鬼

385
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:00,791
有鬼啊

386
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:16,625
经营不善 歇业整顿

387
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,625
你这小子

388
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,583
那泡屎拉得可真准

389
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:28,000
这下天桥的人肯定把张贤当妖怪了

390
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,208
人呢

391
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,583
椅垫上再开几个透气口

392
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,250
差点没把我给憋死

393
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,125
好的 马上就改良

394
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,333
刚出笼的包子 大家吃

395
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:46,500
谢谢

396
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,416
李易

397
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,208
刚才那两兄妹就是悦客茶楼的老板吗

398
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,250
是

399
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,708
看起来蛮老实的

400
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:02,041
天书兵法他样样通

401
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:06,291
诸葛孔明他有才能

402
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,250
用兵如神有妙算

403
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,458
各位太太好

404
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,583
刘管家吉祥

405
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,208
怎么七太太没来呀

406
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,208
你这儿的表演 那小妞早就看腻了

407
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:23,416
陈国呀

408
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,041
找到新鲜玩意儿了吗

409
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:27,708
还在找

410
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:30,375
找到再请各位太太来看啊

411
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,375
七太太没什么嗜好

412
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:38,041
唯一喜欢的就是看看戏法

413
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,583
司令要是怪罪下来 你我都担当不起

414
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,916
老爷就知道疼那小妖精

415
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,833
你说得对

416
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,083
老爷就是太偏心了 你们说是不是

417
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,500
可不是嘛

418
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,958
好啦

419
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,666
当着外人的面

420
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:53,625
就都少说两句吧

421
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:00,291
找到那个高人了吗

422
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,416
我已经派人去了湖南

423
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,458
结果发现这人只是个招摇撞骗的神棍

424
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,958
看来这七圣法只是诈术

425
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,250
不可信

426
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,791
七圣法自南宋就有记载 错不了

427
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,333
是

428
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,458
这是酬劳

429
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,666
收下它吧

430
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,083
刘管家是要告诉你

431
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,041
再不把事情办好

432
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,416
你就要跟它配对了

433
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,166
这是从墓里挖出来的

434
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,541
各位老伙计

435
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,958
如果我真的有办法

436
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,375
就不用把店盘出去

437
00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:46,791
后会有期

438
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,500
-走吧
-走吧

439
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,916
-走吧
-各位保重

440
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,500
哥 那天如果能把张贤请来

441
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,875
咱们也不至于这么收场

442
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:02,958
真是天亡我也呀

443
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,791
李老板

444
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:08,083
张先生

445
00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,208
您怎么来了

446
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,833
我想买下这里一半的股权

447
00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,333
让你们继续经营

448
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,291
你们有什么看法

449
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,166
我哥一遇上大事就说不出话

450
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,250
他的意思是张先生肯入股

451
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,250
他高兴都来不及

452
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:31,750
可惜你来晚了

453
00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:34,458
他已经把店盘给旺风楼的陈国

454
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,000
还收了人家订金呢

455
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:37,916
把钱还给他

456
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,208
你看这够不够

457
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:44,416
够了

458
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,666
-我去把伙计叫回来啊
-不用了

459
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:47,958
我有人

460
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,166
上

461
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,750
悦客茶楼

462
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:11,958
按合同条款

463
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,333
三倍订金奉还

464
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,708
你不是干不下去了吗

465
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:20,791
留洋回来的张贤加盟悦客茶楼啦

466
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:23,875
大魔术师加盟悦客茶楼了

467
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,666
大魔术师？

468
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:36,791
都到了

469
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,708
你们有事想问？

470
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:46,208
你到底是做什么的啊

471
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:49,833
背后一定有些不可告人的秘密吧

472
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,750
你别问

473
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:52,666
你别说

474
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:53,666
我不听

475
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:55,708
只要能保住家业的话

476
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,291
我什么都可以不知道

477
00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,500
的确

478
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,375
有些事还是不知为好

479
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:05,833
怡红院

480
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,041
你们说河东老张会把我们吞掉

481
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,875
我倒觉得要当心山北老李

482
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,916
老李兵多将广

483
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,625
跟我们的地头又近

484
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,416
万一来个偷袭

485
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:19,708
我们可惨了

486
00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:21,416
老李要是敢动

487
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,958
我就派精兵三千上火线

488
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,041
跟他拼了

489
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,416
我出八千 全部配备毛瑟

490
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,750
跟他面对面拼了

491
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:32,791
小黑 你那毛瑟跟樱枪一样不管用

492
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:36,250
我出兵一万 用两百挺维克斯机枪

493
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,666
他死定了

494
00:26:38,291 --> 00:26:41,125
傻 维克斯又重又笨

495
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,833
我告诉大家

496
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:45,458
我买了五百挺马克沁轻机枪

497
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:48,333
打起来的时候 砰

498
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:49,958
那才痛快嘛

499
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,416
小胖 你把兵放在我的地盘上

500
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,833
撤出去

501
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,500
这个地方本来就是我的

502
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:57,958
你想抢我的地盘吗

503
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,166
你这个杂牌督军有什么了不起

504
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,708
谁不知道你以前是倒卖私盐的

505
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:04,916
你个卖盐的 再不撤兵的话

506
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,583
我就跟你看着办

507
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,583
那本来就是老爷的地头 你就撤了吧

508
00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,916
对呀 为了几亩地你得罪老爷

509
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,875
-你还算是人吗
-呸

510
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,208
该死的 你不是跟老子一伙的吗

511
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,916
你不要冲着我吼吼叫叫呀

512
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,166
我的枪口会拐弯的

513
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,416
我再问你一次 撤不撤兵？

514
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,375
我不撤兵 你能怎么样

515
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:26,708
他不撤？

516
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:29,250
你不撤 我就挖你眼睛

517
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,416
别打啊 你们干吗

518
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,541
别打啊

519
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,500
打啊

520
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,625
你们通通死光光

521
00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,583
我就可以接收你们的地盘

522
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:41,666
那可真是捡了个大便宜

523
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:42,958
这是心里话吗

524
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,625
我雷大牛会乘人之危吗

525
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,125
我真的要拿你们的地盘

526
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,583
也会明刀明枪跟你们对着干

527
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,708
绝不会干那些偷鸡摸狗的事

528
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,375
地盘的问题可以好好地谈

529
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,000
只要划清地界

530
00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,291
怎么会闹纠纷呢

531
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:04,541
再说 外人眼里我们只是一帮杂牌军

532
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,708
如果我们不团结

533
00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:09,583
那还能跟他们斗吗

534
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,291
牛哥说得有道理呀

535
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,875
哥几个 请看

536
00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:18,625
我有坦克

537
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:22,208
谁敢犯我 老子就轰他一个稀巴烂

538
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,916
小日本的新武器都在你手上

539
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,041
我们拿啥跟人打呀？

540
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:28,125
好

541
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,958
你们把清单开出来

542
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:32,083
能给的

543
00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:34,458
我都给

544
00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:36,250
他奶奶的

545
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,833
牛哥 你这是割自己的肉呀

546
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:40,375
你看

547
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:42,791
这样的人才配作我们的大哥呀

548
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,125
是 大哥

549
00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,875
-好
-大哥

550
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:48,958
御手洗先生

551
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:53,625
你真的要送他坦克？

552
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:55,625
是的

553
00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:58,833
这个雷大牛傻傻的

554
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:01,041
为什么要支持他

555
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,625
就是因为他够傻

556
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,625
傻才听话

557
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,166
东北的大帅太精明

558
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:08,708
不受控制

559
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:10,750
所以我们要把注码分开

560
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,333
可是…

561
00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:13,791
别担心

562
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,625
我已经在他身边放了人

563
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,500
-原来如此
-原来如此

564
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,166
一 二 三

565
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,833
张氏魔法馆

566
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,541
各位街坊朋友

567
00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:16,500
本店重新开张

568
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,291
今天免费酬宾

569
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,416
-快排队拿票
-别挤

570
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:22,416
慢慢来 别急

571
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:24,291
让开

572
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:26,333
停吧

573
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,250
老板 到了

574
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,041
里边请

575
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:31,208
您的票呢

576
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,708
怎么啦 不是说不用钱吗

577
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,083
-是啊
-不用钱 但是要票

578
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,125
让让

579
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,625
给他两个大洋

580
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,250
不 一个够了

581
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,333
-可以了吗
-请

582
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:52,541
这就是洋鬼子的哈哈镜

583
00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:57,416
看来我也得买一个

584
00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,500
诸位

585
00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:02,083
在旺风楼挑战陈国

586
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,333
一鸣惊人的张贤大师

587
00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,166
-即将登场
-好

588
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:10,333
-好
-好

589
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,083
-好
-好

590
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,666
厉害

591
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,333
当我们是小孩吗

592
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,166
全都是从西洋马戏团

593
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,958
偷来的雕虫小技

594
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:39,541
偏偏小孩还行吧

595
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,041
走吧

596
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,958
陈老板 请留步

597
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,125
怎么啦 张大师

598
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,250
火啊

599
00:32:58,583 --> 00:32:59,500
火

600
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,166
是上天赐给我们的礼物

601
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,875
它可以烹调食物

602
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,458
使人类不再茹毛饮血

603
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,708
也可以提炼各种不同的金属

604
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,208
供我们使用

605
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:16,958
怎么会这样

606
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,416
自从第一把火的出现

607
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,541
我们的命运

608
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,041
因此而改变

609
00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:27,625
文明

610
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,541
也就开始了

611
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:38,583
难道这就是传说中的冷火？

612
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,666
火可以使人温暖

613
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,083
也可以令人生畏

614
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,250
各位知不知道

615
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:48,208
当它落在魔术师手上的时候

616
00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:49,666
又会怎样

617
00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,750
我可以用火来制造艳丽

618
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,166
也可以用它来展示我愤怒的心情

619
00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:38,583
-好
-好

620
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,166
张氏魔法馆

621
00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,041
德俊

622
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:02,166
这里要改良一下

623
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,083
收起来 雷大牛的副官带人来了

624
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:07,958
大鱼快要上钩了

625
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,333
张先生

626
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:19,416
你觉得我这两天的表现还行吗

627
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,500
很好啊

628
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:22,666
那我可以正式成为你的助手了？

629
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,000
当然可以

630
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:26,916
太好了

631
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,916
我们去散散步吧

632
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,916
好啊

633
00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:33,625
这几天的票都卖光了 有得忙了

634
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,333
今天早点回去休息

635
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:37,000
明天才有精神表演

636
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:44,041
司令要来看戏法

637
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:46,833
明天一早就把所有的路给封了

638
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,125
-是
-是

639
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:49,541
我所有东西都交给你了

640
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,250
试过的了 没问题的

641
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,458
开始排练

642
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:53,708
来

643
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:55,625
借过一下 别挡路

644
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,166
那是什么

645
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,500
-雷大牛呀
-假人会挣扎吗

646
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,208
换真人

647
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:05,666
好 换谁

648
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,125
就你吧

649
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,125
好

650
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:17,875
来吧

651
00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:22,875
烟雾只能维持一分钟

652
00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:24,708
一分钟后

653
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,958
侍卫就会发现雷大牛失踪

654
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,166
-走
-好

655
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:03,000
你们不会对雷大牛那么客气吧

656
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,708
你来真的

657
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,583
-走
-快走啊

658
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:24,375
一 二 三

659
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,625
走

660
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,541
过来 没问题

661
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,208
一 二 三

662
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,208
-用了多长时间
-超过两分钟

663
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:51,541
其实也没慢多久嘛

664
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,791
绑架雷大牛 行动一定要精准

665
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,625
一个人被抓 全体都有危险

666
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,708
继续练吧

667
00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:59,916
哥 你鬼鬼祟祟的在干吗

668
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,916
快 走

669
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,958
别跑

670
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,041
-站住
-别动

671
00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:07,125
别跑

672
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,333
-别动
-别跑

673
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,041
各位

674
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,958
你们是在练新的戏法吧

675
00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:17,458
该把真相告诉你们了

676
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,541
别说 快把耳朵堵上

677
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,458
放心 他们不碍事

678
00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:23,375
对

679
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,083
他什么也没说 我们什么也没听

680
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,875
所以你们就当什么也没发生过吧

681
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:30,541
可你们什么都看到了

682
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:33,875
抓起来

683
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,041
拦着

684
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,750
-住手
-你想干吗

685
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,125
-别动
-你们想怎样

686
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:41,083
你该知道这关系到我们所有人的安危

687
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,416
你光顾自己人

688
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:45,291
跟草菅人命的军阀又有什么分别

689
00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:46,958
我们是以大局为重

690
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,250
什么是大局

691
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,166
人命就是大局

692
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,791
如果你敢伤害他们 我马上退出

693
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,208
如果出了什么娄子

694
00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:58,458
我要你负全责

695
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:08,083
其实

696
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,500
我早就想加入那什么什么

697
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,958
打倒那什么什么了

698
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,250
你们放心

699
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,458
我哥绝不会说你们都干了些什么的

700
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,375
你…

701
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,958
-让开
-让开

702
00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:25,083
张氏魔法馆

703
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:35,916
没事吧

704
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,791
我们是来看戏 还是上刑场啊？

705
00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,875
第一个就枪毙你

706
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,125
你们有什么好高兴的

707
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,333
我们今天只是被晾在一边的闲角儿

708
00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:50,750
人家是万千宠爱于一身

709
00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:53,708
咱们不自得其乐 又能怎么样呢

710
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,750
对呀 你又能怎么样

711
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,583
我要跟她斗

712
00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:01,125
一个变戏法练杂耍的小妖精
能有什么能耐

713
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,541
喂 你们做什么

714
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,958
-你看 多漂亮啊
-是乐队

715
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,208
-怎么回事
-怎么了

716
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,458
怎么了

717
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,208
夫人 我扶你吧

718
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,500
牛牛

719
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,333
扶我一下

720
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:41,541
那么大脚丫子 穿什么高跟鞋呀

721
00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:43,750
-大脚丫子
-快起来

722
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,125
-干什么呀你
-借过

723
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:47,041
借过

724
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,166
我们走吧

725
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,375
司令 总统府召您去开军事会议

726
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,958
今天不开会

727
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,375
-总统位高权重
-过来

728
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,875
咱们得罪不起呀

729
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,458
别啰嗦

730
00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,625
-坐
-国家大事怎么可以不管

731
00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,583
你要是不去开会 我也不看了

732
00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:13,125
那我就看不到你笑呀

733
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,083
-我回去了
-好

734
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,791
那你就笑一个

735
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:24,291
太好看了

736
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:27,833
去开会吧

737
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,750
各位太太 表演快开始了

738
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,166
不如就坐吧

739
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,125
好啊

740
00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:35,416
-坐
-快点起来

741
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,125
找人扶三太太起来

742
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:41,666
换节目

743
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,750
那女子和书生本来好好的

744
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,791
到底是怎么回事啊

745
00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,458
书生应是女子的爱人

746
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,250
老人应是女子的父亲

747
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,625
拿枪的则是一个恶霸

748
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:46,708
他趁书生出门学艺

749
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,708
把女子占为己有

750
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:51,416
父亲也下落不明

751
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:56,250
女子只能抱憾终生

752
00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:00,041
他们真的好可怜啊

753
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,416
好厉害

754
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,666
-快来看呀
-她怎么流眼泪了

755
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,208
我看看 哪儿呢

756
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:37,875
真的是眼泪呀

757
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:39,666
她一直都没忘记心上人

758
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,125
所以哭了

759
00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,666
这位太太 可以借你的丝巾一用吗

760
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,416
你好像没有被感动

761
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:57,333
难道你不希望他们破镜重圆吗

762
00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,291
他们能破镜重圆吗

763
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:00,458
魔术

764
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:02,458
就是要制造奇迹

765
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:04,833
我也希望奇迹出现

766
00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:08,375
可是等太久了 就会有怀疑

767
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,250
只要信念坚定

768
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,416
梦想

769
00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:16,916
就一定会成真

770
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:27,291
笑了

771
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:42,208
-大团圆了
-真的太神奇了

772
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:44,750
-好棒
-好厉害

773
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:03,750
后方廊道

774
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:13,166
回府里

775
00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:20,958
让开 别挡路

776
00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,791
上个月刚摆完寿宴

777
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,750
怎么又过生日了

778
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,916
今天是他们家的小狗过生日

779
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,708
你是说刘管家？

780
00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:39,250
你找死吗

781
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,666
就是找个藉口

782
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,125
再敲咱们一笔

783
00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:49,333
-司令 恭喜
-恭喜

784
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:53,125
太太 一点儿小意思 不成敬意

785
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:55,041
司令大人

786
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,583
这是什么东西啊

787
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:57,500
老虎狗

788
00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:59,833
老虎跟狗配出来的

789
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,208
-珍品呀
-是啊

790
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,416
牛牛 跳舞啦

791
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:11,041
-开始跳舞了
-有请

792
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,083
老爷

793
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:14,958
我会踩到你的

794
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,166
踩吧

795
00:47:22,666 --> 00:47:24,333
跳得真好

796
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:31,416
是啊 我也想学

797
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,208
喂 你干吗

798
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,875
是张大师

799
00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:06,416
你不想见我？

800
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,916
我等了你三年

801
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,500
你就凭一张纸条？

802
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,833
我一知道你们出事就赶回来

803
00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:14,750
已经九个月了

804
00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:16,833
围墙拦不住你

805
00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,708
你为什么不逃

806
00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:26,416
他在找我

807
00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:29,416
你好像很在乎他

808
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,541
你如果真的跟了他

809
00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:35,291
坦白告诉我吧

810
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,458
你在怀疑什么

811
00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:46,625
我觉得你不会喜欢他这种人

812
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,541
喜不喜欢是我的事

813
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,666
你怀疑我又是另外一回事

814
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,916
一个对人穷凶极恶

815
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:59,208
对我却百依百顺的人

816
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,250
你觉得他是坏人吗

817
00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:06,916
一个好人去欧洲留学

818
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:09,666
渺无音讯

819
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,916
把婚期都给忘了

820
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:17,208
他算是一个好人吗

821
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:19,166
三年了

822
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,541
见了面

823
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:23,708
你连一句甜言蜜语都没有

824
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,500
你心里还有没有我

825
00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:30,833
我回来就是要实现诺言的

826
00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:45,041
宾客名单是我亲自定的

827
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,458
好像没你呀

828
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:50,708
你是谁

829
00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,625
张贤

830
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:04,291
牛牛 他是那个大魔术师张贤

831
00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:07,583
张大师来了 你们快过来看呀

832
00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:12,041
张先生 我明天还想去看你表演呢

833
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,666
张先生 谁请你来的

834
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,541
是我请他来的

835
00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:16,708
你请的？

836
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:18,625
你上次带我去看他的表演

837
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,125
我觉得很不错

838
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:23,458
所以我就请他来给小老虎狗助兴

839
00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:26,791
你怎么不早说呢

840
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:29,083
司令没给我开口的机会

841
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:31,625
张先生

842
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:34,250
客人们都在等着看表演呢

843
00:51:20,416 --> 00:51:21,458
好厉害

844
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,875
-好漂亮
-让我看看

845
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:05,333
我的呢

846
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,166
-好厉害啊
-好厉害

847
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,833
-好漂亮
-我也要一个

848
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:19,958
好漂亮

849
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:22,791
太漂亮了

850
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:24,166
我是大太太

851
00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:25,791
给我变个比她们都好的

852
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,333
-好厉害啊
-好厉害

853
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:33,666
太好了

854
00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,250
好漂亮

855
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,625
我的呢

856
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:38,333
让我看看

857
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,416
让我看看

858
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,500
别抢啊 是我的

859
00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:52,875
还给我

860
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:53,958
张大师

861
00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:55,916
到我了 给我变一个

862
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,041
快看

863
00:52:57,416 --> 00:52:58,666
变什么呢

864
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,791
-他在变什么啊
-不知道

865
00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:26,416
-拿来给我看看
-让我看看

866
00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,916
好大颗啊

867
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:49,583
俗话说

868
00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:52,208
“无针无线 神仙难变”

869
00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:55,791
司令 可以借你的枪一用吗

870
00:53:57,875 --> 00:53:58,833
不行

871
00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:01,166
怕什么

872
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,416
拿去

873
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:19,875
还有一颗

874
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,208
司令英明

875
00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:23,791
剩下那一颗

876
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,083
是送给你的

877
00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,125
不要乱来啊

878
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,333
别动

879
00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:43,041
雷司令跟七太太

880
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,458
真是天作之合

881
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,208
牛牛

882
00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:49,291
这就是洋人说的罗曼蒂克

883
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,291
张大师 朝我们俩也开一枪

884
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,416
真有一套

885
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500
改天一定要亲自上门会会你

886
00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,083
万分期待

887
00:55:01,541 --> 00:55:05,750
-好
-好

888
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:13,541
-快走
-快走

889
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,041
-快走
-快走

890
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,916
进去

891
00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:25,958
看够了吗

892
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,458
这是什么东西

893
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:33,208
停车 到了

894
00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:43,500
别碰 烫

895
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,208
-当心
-注意这边

896
00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,166
好啦 听着 跟着司令走好吗

897
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,958
-我们去买糖 去买糖
-好啊

898
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:50,375
-那边
-别碰了

899
00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:51,500
快走

900
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:54,458
-副官 到底哪边是车头啊
-小朋友 走开 快走

901
00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:56,666
报告司令 那边

902
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:59,291
这边比较好看 下次我们倒着开

903
00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:00,541
-走 请你们吃糖
-遵命

904
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:02,041
-好
-别拿

905
00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,583
-都别拿
-喜欢就拿吧

906
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:05,166
-给钱啊
-喂

907
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,833
-副官
-有

908
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,125
你知道副官应该干些什么吗

909
00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:10,958
知道 副官要付钱

910
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,125
你最近变聪明了

911
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:15,208
遵命

912
00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,875
我说你变聪明了 你遵什么命

913
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,666
应该说 “谢谢司令”

914
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:20,916
遵命

915
00:56:21,166 --> 00:56:22,250
笨蛋

916
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:25,250
司令请你们看魔术好不好

917
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:26,625
-好
-好

918
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:29,500
雷大牛来了

919
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:32,500
坐好

920
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:35,333
-你们自己找个位子坐好
-来吧 乖啊

921
00:56:35,416 --> 00:56:37,000
自己送上门来了

922
00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:39,250
趁此机会 即刻把他给我绑了

923
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,458
不行 小孩太多了

924
00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:43,208
这么好的机会 你想让我放手？

925
00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:44,833
我女人还在他手上

926
00:56:44,916 --> 00:56:47,541
你少跟我说你那些儿女情长的破事

927
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,250
我干的是大事

928
00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:53,208
你干的事没为你自己 没为你家人？

929
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,833
我警告你

930
00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:57,208
没有我的同意 绝不能动手

931
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,458
赶快

932
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,333
-赶快啊
-先招呼着

933
00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:03,208
准备表演

934
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,500
不能等

935
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,583
司令 不好意思 您坐

936
00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:13,291
小胖子 你走开吧

937
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,791
好了 来 司令坐

938
00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:19,083
小朋友乖

939
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,833
小朋友 都坐好啦

940
00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:22,708
魔术要开始啦

941
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,583
司令大人

942
00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:25,875
各位贵宾

943
00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:28,166
今天的表演老少咸宜

944
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,375
保证能让大家欢喜

945
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:31,583
听见了吗

946
00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:33,708
你们都被当成贵宾了

947
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,291
好了 安静啦 看表演啦

948
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:39,625
司令 请坐

949
00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:38,500
我怕

950
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,333
别哭 别怕

951
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:41,666
是假的

952
00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:10,833
你们不准看 把眼睛捂起来

953
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:27,875
可以看了

954
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:41,166
不烫耶

955
00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:48,875
好

956
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:51,083
好不好看

957
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:52,583
准备

958
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,500
他的部下在后面

959
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:56,583
没有烟雾掩护 不能行动的

960
00:59:56,666 --> 00:59:58,000
别理他 等我的手势

961
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,250
-别紧张
-不行

962
01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:05,833
司令 有火

963
01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:22,541
我怕

964
01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:24,333
-准备
-烦死了

965
01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:30,541
没事 别怕 我抱着你

966
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:31,916
敲啊

967
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,875
嘛哩嘛哩哄

968
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,458
你看

969
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,000
机关

970
01:00:58,541 --> 01:01:01,375
-你干吗
-我朋友不见了

971
01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:03,583
不见了？

972
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,083
叔叔的魔术好不好玩

973
01:01:11,166 --> 01:01:12,583
你跟我一起表演好不好

974
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,833
你去哪里了

975
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:42,791
他找我一起表演魔术

976
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:46,041
你们出去

977
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,083
乖

978
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:53,833
-走吧
-走

979
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:58,458
来

980
01:01:58,666 --> 01:01:59,583
这边

981
01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,791
椅子有机关 底下是暗道

982
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:05,500
这样你才可以把小孩变没了

983
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,500
司令果然英明

984
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,541
如果我坐在那儿

985
01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,041
你就可以把我绑走了？

986
01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:14,750
对呀

987
01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:18,041
我怎么没想到呢

988
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,416
司令可是很值钱的呀

989
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:27,125
我想我知道你是谁了

990
01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,250
你是骗子

991
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,708
那天随便耍了几下

992
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,583
就把全场的女宾逗得大笑

993
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,666
那还不是个骗子？

994
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,875
你错了 我是个造梦者

995
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:43,458
造梦者？

996
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:46,500
怎么说也是个骗子

997
01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:49,250
就算是骗 也得勤学苦练才行

998
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:50,875
司令

999
01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:53,958
-别过来
-司令

1000
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:55,666
有话就直说吧

1001
01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:59,750
我想求教几招魔术

1002
01:02:59,833 --> 01:03:01,625
好让我逗七太太一笑

1003
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,708
原来如此

1004
01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:07,375
可是此事甚难

1005
01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:08,583
为什么

1006
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,791
七太太眉头紧锁

1007
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,500
看来是心中有结

1008
01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:13,916
你会看相？

1009
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,708
这种事你也看得出来？

1010
01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,875
做我们这一行也要观人耳目的

1011
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:23,208
我只想她对我浅浅一笑

1012
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:26,083
这种事应该难不倒你吧

1013
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,708
想让女人笑

1014
01:03:28,791 --> 01:03:30,125
有时候也要骗的

1015
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:32,583
你懂我意思吗

1016
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:33,583
骗的？

1017
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,416
好

1018
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:39,916
我先教你一招简单的

1019
01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:42,125
看看你能否攻破她的心防

1020
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,291
好

1021
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:45,208
注意看着呀

1022
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,541
手法已经教你了

1023
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:10,791
不过爱情的事可没准

1024
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,041
行不行

1025
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,875
还得靠你自已

1026
01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:16,125
行 一定行

1027
01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:18,500
-老爷好
-老爷好

1028
01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:19,666
七太太呢

1029
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:20,791
-那边
-那边

1030
01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:28,458
阿荫 先不要动手

1031
01:04:28,541 --> 01:04:30,250
好好当一回观众

1032
01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:32,666
香烟

1033
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:45,875
你转过来

1034
01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:49,666
转到我这边来

1035
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,000
省点吧

1036
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,208
这招我还没满月就看过了

1037
01:04:58,291 --> 01:04:59,458
还没有完

1038
01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:20,208
谁教你的

1039
01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:21,291
还能有谁

1040
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:22,625
当然是张大师

1041
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,833
他人不错 我们挺聊得来

1042
01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,125
你们聊了什么

1043
01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,041
没什么

1044
01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:33,500
我说他那天随便耍了几下

1045
01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:34,750
就把所有女人逗得大笑

1046
01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:35,791
所以是个骗子

1047
01:05:35,875 --> 01:05:36,791
他说他不是个骗子

1048
01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:38,250
我说你怎么解释 也是个骗子

1049
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,750
他说就算要骗 也得勤学苦练

1050
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:40,916
问我懂不懂他的意思

1051
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,333
其实我都不懂他的意思

1052
01:05:42,416 --> 01:05:43,625
然后他问我找他是不是有事

1053
01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:45,250
我说想让他教我几招容易上手

1054
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:46,708
又精彩的魔术逗你一笑

1055
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:48,333
他说你心中有结 很难

1056
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,333
我问他是否会看相 这也看得出来

1057
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:51,916
他说他干的那行也要观人耳目

1058
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:52,875
就先教我一招

1059
01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:54,166
看我能否攻破你的心防

1060
01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:01,375
戒指给我

1061
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:04,333
阿荫呀

1062
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,916
我要做些什么才能讨得你的欢心呀

1063
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,375
张氏魔法馆

1064
01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:51,083
你是什么人

1065
01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,333
抓贼呀

1066
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:54,541
什么人

1067
01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:55,958
别跑

1068
01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:08,541
-下来
-下来

1069
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,166
下来

1070
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,625
让开

1071
01:07:39,666 --> 01:07:41,708
你要是想把戒指还给我

1072
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,875
可以亲手交给我

1073
01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:46,833
我是想你知道

1074
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:48,833
我一直把它带在身上

1075
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,083
你应该知道我是为谁回来的

1076
01:07:52,791 --> 01:07:54,750
你太靠近雷大牛会有危险的

1077
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:56,916
你还是在乎我的

1078
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,416
你到底要做什么

1079
01:07:58,500 --> 01:07:59,833
我想你跟我走

1080
01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:02,083
我没有找到父亲 怎么跟你走啊

1081
01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:03,791
师父在古城大牢

1082
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,500
和他们的朋友关在一起

1083
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,750
我们是南方来的行动小组

1084
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:12,291
知道雷大牛经常带你去看戏法

1085
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:14,458
所以才请到张先生来跟我们合作

1086
01:08:14,541 --> 01:08:16,666
你们是想让我引他出来

1087
01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:17,958
-绑他换人？
-对

1088
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,083
如果他不就范呢？

1089
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,083
杀

1090
01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,250
杀了他 我父亲会有危险

1091
01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:23,916
柳姑娘

1092
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,583
令尊事小

1093
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,500
可是姓雷的勾结外国势力 这是大事

1094
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:29,500
我不会帮你们的

1095
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,750
张先生

1096
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:33,291
你觉得她现在站在哪一边？

1097
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:34,666
让我们私下谈谈

1098
01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:39,208
我只是想知道

1099
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,708
我这次回来是对还是错

1100
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,125
如果因为忌妒

1101
01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:45,375
那就错了

1102
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,833
站住 不合作就给我绑了她

1103
01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:51,875
住手

1104
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:55,250
李易 给我一点时间

1105
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,458
准备

1106
01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:04,208
开始

1107
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,833
佐藤说他

1108
01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:12,166
大老远从日本来到中国

1109
01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:14,791
第一眼看见我

1110
01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:17,625
就爱上了我

1111
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:20,625
我真的有那么…

1112
01:09:23,708 --> 01:09:25,583
吸引人吗

1113
01:09:26,958 --> 01:09:28,208
停

1114
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:30,541
换场景

1115
01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:33,500
牛牛

1116
01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:35,875
你来探我的班？

1117
01:09:37,791 --> 01:09:39,291
我演得怎么样

1118
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,541
你平时讲话很正常

1119
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:43,291
为什么说台词的时候像喘不过气似的

1120
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:47,625
女主角都这么演的

1121
01:09:47,708 --> 01:09:49,416
不跟你说了 我去换装

1122
01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:54,041
请签个名

1123
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,708
昆山 上面写的是什么

1124
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,458
这是接收军械确认书

1125
01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:07,208
武器不是送我的吗

1126
01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:09,333
这是国际惯例

1127
01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:10,958
如果您不签的话

1128
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:13,583
御手洗先生没法向上司交待

1129
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:16,708
这就像发票 给会计报账用的

1130
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,166
报账用的

1131
01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:30,791
这又是什么

1132
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:34,291
这是支持大清王朝志愿书

1133
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:36,833
我们的辫子不是已经剪了吗

1134
01:10:36,916 --> 01:10:39,625
其实老百姓都怀念老日子呀

1135
01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:42,666
我们就是因为有天皇的统御

1136
01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:44,750
才能国富兵强

1137
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,833
御手洗先生 你觉得我有帝王相吗

1138
01:10:48,958 --> 01:10:50,583
如果我当了皇帝

1139
01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:52,833
我马上把八大胡同的小妞包下来

1140
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,416
通通带入后宫

1141
01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:57,208
躺在温柔乡里当个风流天子

1142
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,583
你说多好

1143
01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:01,666
司令

1144
01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,625
我给您占一卦

1145
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:17,833
此卦叫亢龙有悔

1146
01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:21,541
就是说您是九五之尊的命格

1147
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,333
只可惜…

1148
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:25,916
卦中藏凶

1149
01:11:26,541 --> 01:11:27,791
怎么个凶法

1150
01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:31,000
凶的是您这条龙不能飞得太高

1151
01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:33,750
如果飞得太高的话 就会给摔死

1152
01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:36,583
所以您还得顺应天意

1153
01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:40,458
对 司令应该支持小皇帝

1154
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,666
这个嘛…

1155
01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:45,625
开始

1156
01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:48,166
失礼了

1157
01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:50,083
洗澡？

1158
01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,708
不要啊

1159
01:11:56,916 --> 01:11:57,750
他奶奶的

1160
01:11:58,375 --> 01:11:59,250
你想干什么

1161
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:02,291
我的女人你也敢碰？

1162
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:09,166
我不许我的女人拍这种下流戏

1163
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,458
你改剧本

1164
01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:14,500
他根本是在装傻 不肯跟我们合作

1165
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:16,958
什么 他说什么

1166
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,000
报告司令 导演应该是说

1167
01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:22,833
由于剧情需要 所以三太太必须裸露

1168
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:25,250
我是出钱的老板

1169
01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,416
我说改 你就得改

1170
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:31,375
我们干脆把这个混蛋杀了吧

1171
01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:32,875
他说什么

1172
01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:34,375
导演应该是说

1173
01:12:34,958 --> 01:12:36,125
就算你是投资方

1174
01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:38,041
也不能随便改动我的剧本

1175
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:40,333
倡狂之极

1176
01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:43,750
如果你不改 老子就把你给毙了

1177
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:46,125
雷司令 保持冷静

1178
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,250
万事好商量

1179
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:56,625
枪是新买的 怎么会走火呢

1180
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,416
你到底是帮谁的

1181
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,125
当然是司令

1182
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:08,625
你要记得

1183
01:13:08,833 --> 01:13:11,541
识字的狗也还是一条狗

1184
01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:13,916
小的记得

1185
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:16,875
御手洗先生

1186
01:13:17,083 --> 01:13:18,458
打死了你的人

1187
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,166
对不起

1188
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:23,000
没事 导演多的是

1189
01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:24,458
明天马上换一个

1190
01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:32,916
拿好

1191
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,666
-还有包子呢
-小心烫呀

1192
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,000
-谢谢司令
-司令

1193
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,333
张先生到了

1194
01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:38,541
请

1195
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,291
坐

1196
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,291
让开

1197
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,791
你教我的那招不灵

1198
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:51,041
我看这世上根本就没有真正的爱情

1199
01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:53,500
司令有见过风吗

1200
01:13:53,958 --> 01:13:56,208
没见过不等于它不存在

1201
01:13:58,333 --> 01:13:59,500
智慧

1202
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,041
你想我对你吹捧巴结

1203
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:04,416
还是有话直说呢？

1204
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:06,125
我身边拍马屁的太多

1205
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,666
就是想听真话

1206
01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:12,083
万一说错了 你会把我枪毙吗

1207
01:14:13,291 --> 01:14:14,541
你是气我

1208
01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:15,625
我告诉你

1209
01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:17,625
宰相肚里能撑船

1210
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,916
我的肚子里能放坦克

1211
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,208
你继续试试 看我动不动气

1212
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,791
好 那我问你

1213
01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:28,125
你跟七太太是自由恋爱吗

1214
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,583
是那什么的

1215
01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:32,250
含糊其辞

1216
01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:34,166
证明传闻是真

1217
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,208
什么传闻

1218
01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,958
外头人都说她有个未婚夫

1219
01:14:37,041 --> 01:14:38,791
你却仗着权势把她软禁了

1220
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:39,875
是这样吗

1221
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,208
好像是

1222
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,416
难怪

1223
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,583
她怎么可能不恨你

1224
01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:46,208
会给你好脸色看才奇怪呢

1225
01:14:46,291 --> 01:14:47,458
所以我没勉强她

1226
01:14:47,541 --> 01:14:49,083
就算我自己有多想

1227
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:50,666
也没硬来

1228
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:51,625
是真的吗

1229
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:53,916
连小嘴都没亲上

1230
01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,416
你懂我的意思吗

1231
01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:01,416
司令果然是个君子

1232
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,333
当然

1233
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,958
我比起她的未婚夫好太多了

1234
01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,916
那个人又肥又矮

1235
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,166
又老 又丑

1236
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,708
又赌 又嫖

1237
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,333
还满口粗话

1238
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:13,291
不是吧

1239
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,208
是啊

1240
01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,583
我固然不对

1241
01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,583
可是那个人就更不对了

1242
01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:20,375
阿荫心里全是他

1243
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,750
他居然跑去闯荡欧洲的江湖

1244
01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:24,250
至今音讯全无

1245
01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:26,125
你说他混不混蛋

1246
01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:29,791
我又不是说你

1247
01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:32,041
你的脸色怎么变得那么难看

1248
01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:35,666
我昨晚睡得不是很好

1249
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,583
我听说她未婚夫不是这种人

1250
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:39,833
才怪

1251
01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:42,750
一提他我就火了 别说了

1252
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:48,125
你刚刚是不是
提到“自由恋爱”这个词

1253
01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:51,333
到底如何才能谈自由的恋爱

1254
01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:52,375
首先

1255
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:54,958
就是要给她自由

1256
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:56,250
放了她？

1257
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,000
不行

1258
01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,500
你就教我如何在她不自由的情况下

1259
01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,333
谈自由的恋爱吧

1260
01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:04,500
那只能动之以情

1261
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:06,541
或者是骗了

1262
01:16:07,791 --> 01:16:10,250
就算是骗也得勤学苦练

1263
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:12,291
司令记性果然好

1264
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,916
好 我再教你一招

1265
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,458
你看着

1266
01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:34,583
这是什么名堂

1267
01:16:34,666 --> 01:16:35,958
情意绵绵

1268
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,083
厉害啊

1269
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:39,125
女人通常都喜欢男人看

1270
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:41,250
你就这样每天瞪着柳荫看

1271
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:43,416
最好看到口水都流出来

1272
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,416
她一定会开心的

1273
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,708
有道理

1274
01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:48,333
你怎么知道她的名字啊

1275
01:16:50,291 --> 01:16:51,500
刚刚你说的

1276
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:52,916
我说的？

1277
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,000
-有吗
-有

1278
01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:57,791
有吗

1279
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:02,458
你看 小孩不会说谎的

1280
01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:04,083
这样吧 司令

1281
01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:06,625
你还是多请我到府上为七太太表演

1282
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,125
等我跟她混熟了

1283
01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:10,875
就可以替你探出她真正的心意了

1284
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,583
好主意

1285
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:15,166
好主意

1286
01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:17,000
-就今晚
-好

1287
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,833
这样转 对吧

1288
01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:22,250
是不是这样

1289
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:24,958
记住要放松肌肉 否则会扭伤脖子

1290
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,166
会扭伤脖子？

1291
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,541
危险吗 我怕会断…

1292
01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:31,666
节奏最重要

1293
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,666
阿荫 张大师教我一个魔术

1294
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:35,875
我表演给你看

1295
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:37,041
-你坐
-好

1296
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:00,541
我来帮你吧

1297
01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:02,000
好 谢谢

1298
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:12,125
要断了

1299
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,916
够了 张贤

1300
01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:23,250
司令小心

1301
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,291
没事

1302
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:31,166
阿荫 你终于心疼我了

1303
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,250
我真的很感动

1304
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,541
今天晚上

1305
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:36,833
你就跟我和张贤小酌几杯

1306
01:18:36,916 --> 01:18:37,958
开心一下

1307
01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:41,000
-哥俩好
-哥俩好

1308
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:42,583
-八匹马
-六个六

1309
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:44,041
-两相逢
-六个六

1310
01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:45,458
-五魁首
-六个六

1311
01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:46,958
好厉害啊

1312
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,333
好 我喝

1313
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,875
来 吃吧 别客气

1314
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,958
司令虽然交游广阔

1315
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:02,458
但能坐下来把酒言欢确实没有几个

1316
01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:06,291
看来你已经把张大师当成知己了

1317
01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:08,958
我跟他真是相逢恨晚

1318
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:10,958
你们见面都聊些什么

1319
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,250
除了人生 哲学

1320
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,041
我们还谈情

1321
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:19,375
他不只会魔术 还懂爱情

1322
01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:22,583
那你们都聊出了什么心得

1323
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:26,041
有 我们对自由恋爱做了些交流

1324
01:19:26,208 --> 01:19:28,083
可是我不认同

1325
01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:30,875
那司令可以说说你的见解吗

1326
01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:31,958
当然可以

1327
01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,541
你知道自古以来

1328
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:35,875
父母之命 媒妁之言

1329
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:38,250
也不乏白头到老矣

1330
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,166
盲婚哑嫁

1331
01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,750
男的通常都有选择的自由

1332
01:19:44,125 --> 01:19:45,375
女的往往处于被动

1333
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,583
-一点都不公平
-错

1334
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,833
你知道有多少女人忍受了一辈子

1335
01:19:49,916 --> 01:19:51,000
等老公死了

1336
01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:52,333
才能松一口气？

1337
01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:53,291
有这种事？

1338
01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:54,458
有

1339
01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:57,541
所以司令说的“白头到老矣”

1340
01:19:58,125 --> 01:19:59,583
并不等同于幸福

1341
01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:01,000
对吧

1342
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,500
自由恋爱确实有它的坏处

1343
01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:05,791
太自由了

1344
01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:07,583
会容易爱上你不该爱的人

1345
01:20:07,666 --> 01:20:09,541
对 就像你

1346
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,500
你的未婚夫是你自己选的吧

1347
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:14,250
选得对吗

1348
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,291
到最后他还是一走了之

1349
01:20:18,333 --> 01:20:19,708
但是我可以肯定

1350
01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:21,333
如果不是心甘情愿

1351
01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:23,083
一定没有好结果

1352
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,166
我也可以肯定

1353
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:28,000
就是你情我愿也不一定能修成正果

1354
01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:30,750
既然你们两个都有这么独到的见解

1355
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:33,250
不如我来问你们问题吧

1356
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,458
张大师

1357
01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:37,291
情有几种

1358
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,208
有由怜生爱之情

1359
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,333
有报答之情

1360
01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:43,125
有日久生情

1361
01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:46,000
但怎么样都比不上青梅竹马

1362
01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,125
那种刻骨铭心的感受

1363
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:49,875
那爱情是什么

1364
01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:52,583
爱情的确微妙

1365
01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:54,083
它不是数学

1366
01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:55,833
不能加减

1367
01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:56,791
也不是物理

1368
01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:57,875
不能演算

1369
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,708
的确令人费解

1370
01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:02,541
有的爱情是来自想象

1371
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,750
结果不一定如你所想

1372
01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:07,416
有的爱情是来自渴望

1373
01:21:09,208 --> 01:21:11,541
你越想要 越得不到

1374
01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,958
像中了邪

1375
01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,500
所以司令你必须要保持清醒

1376
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,708
我情不自禁呀

1377
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,000
最后一个问题

1378
01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:24,625
如果我和你妈掉水里 你救谁

1379
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,458
你怎么会跟他妈一起掉下水

1380
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:30,625
要掉也跟我妈一起掉呀

1381
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:34,208
好 我就和你妈一起掉下水 你救谁

1382
01:21:34,291 --> 01:21:36,416
我妈会游泳 不用我救

1383
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,541
你妈会吗

1384
01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,708
她游得非常好

1385
01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:42,208
现在不是讨论你们妈谁会游泳问题

1386
01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:43,541
而是你们会救谁

1387
01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:44,708
-救你呀
-救你呀

1388
01:21:44,791 --> 01:21:47,083
-你怎么不救你妈
-都说她游得非常好了

1389
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,083
你别走

1390
01:21:49,375 --> 01:21:50,333
再坐一会儿嘛

1391
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:51,291
七太太

1392
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,416
灯不点不亮 话不说不明

1393
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,875
既然今天把话都讲开了

1394
01:21:58,250 --> 01:21:59,666
不如把心结也打开吧

1395
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:03,000
对 我们把它解决了

1396
01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:04,708
你还爱你的未婚夫吗

1397
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:08,833
还是说你爱上司令了？

1398
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,333
说句爱我有多难？

1399
01:22:12,416 --> 01:22:13,333
好折磨人呀

1400
01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:16,333
我知道夫人为什么会对司令犹豫了

1401
01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,416
因为你控制不了情绪

1402
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,291
得不到爱情

1403
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:21,750
就强行抢走

1404
01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,375
收服不了有志青年

1405
01:22:23,458 --> 01:22:25,291
就捉走他们

1406
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:26,833
别在阿荫面前胡说

1407
01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:28,208
你没杀他们吗

1408
01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:30,833
我没有 我只是把他们关起来

1409
01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:32,000
谁相信

1410
01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:33,833
你相信吗

1411
01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:36,500
难怪外头都叫你臭军阀

1412
01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,375
我一生最讨厌两件事情

1413
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,791
第一就是叫我文盲

1414
01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,333
第二就是叫我臭军阀

1415
01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:45,833
别挑战我啊

1416
01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:46,875
你看

1417
01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,375
露出本性了

1418
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:49,625
要翻脸吗

1419
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:52,166
你拿不出证据 叫我怎么相信你

1420
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,041
我警告你

1421
01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:56,416
别再说了

1422
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,875
我就知道你心胸狭窄 听不了真话

1423
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:01,291
杀我吧 拉我出去枪毙啊

1424
01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:02,666
-来人
-是

1425
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:04,208
-把他带走
-是

1426
01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:08,916
-七太太
-你别去呀

1427
01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:16,208
那对双胞胎不是我的人

1428
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:17,750
-不要见怪
-快点

1429
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,958
能理解

1430
01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:22,000
监狱里也不全是我的人

1431
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:23,708
-说话要小心
-大家站好

1432
01:23:23,791 --> 01:23:25,083
丁狱长

1433
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,750
有没有改善他们的膳食

1434
01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:28,250
司令一吩咐

1435
01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:30,916
现在餐餐有鱼有肉

1436
01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:32,500
小伍 小范

1437
01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:34,375
你们记不记得你们向我介绍

1438
01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:36,333
德先生跟赛先生的时候

1439
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,083
我还以为他们两个是洋人呢

1440
01:23:41,458 --> 01:23:43,750
Democracy是科学

1441
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:45,750
Science是民主

1442
01:23:45,916 --> 01:23:46,791
我没记错吧

1443
01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:48,541
您又说反了

1444
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:52,916
你们真以为我是傻瓜

1445
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:53,875
告诉你们

1446
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:56,250
干什都要先巩固自己力量

1447
01:23:56,583 --> 01:23:59,041
今天我要日本人给我坦克

1448
01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:01,000
明天我就要他们送我飞机

1449
01:24:01,083 --> 01:24:04,041
等我腰杆硬了 我就一脚把他们踢开

1450
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:06,583
到时候 干什么就都容易了

1451
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,541
我就是怕他们去示威

1452
01:24:09,625 --> 01:24:11,583
落在别人手里就死定了

1453
01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:14,666
别相信传闻

1454
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,875
有时候亲眼看见都未必是真的

1455
01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:20,166
像我的魔术

1456
01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:22,708
我带你去参观参观

1457
01:24:31,291 --> 01:24:32,791
前面是军营了吗

1458
01:24:33,125 --> 01:24:34,166
是

1459
01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:36,875
军事重地你不能进去

1460
01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:38,375
你就在这儿等我

1461
01:24:38,916 --> 01:24:39,958
全部跟我走

1462
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:41,750
司令

1463
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,291
走呀

1464
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:45,291
走吧

1465
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:04,125
师父

1466
01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:06,291
你还好吧

1467
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:07,375
臭小子

1468
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:09,208
终于来了

1469
01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:13,750
找到冷火了吗

1470
01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:35,916
到底发生了什么事啊

1471
01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:39,666
那天我和阿荫带着班子出门卖艺

1472
01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,958
刘昆山把我给拦住了

1473
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,666
他逼我交出七圣法

1474
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:46,041
我不肯 他就把我打成重伤

1475
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,375
七圣法究竟是什么

1476
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:51,416
它跟冷火一样

1477
01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:53,583
是七种特殊的物质

1478
01:25:54,291 --> 01:25:56,916
混在一起就能钻进人心

1479
01:25:57,750 --> 01:25:59,708
人啊 是脆弱的

1480
01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:01,250
受到了迷惑

1481
01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:03,041
就会去求助神灵

1482
01:26:03,916 --> 01:26:05,416
心术不正的人啊

1483
01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:08,166
就利用神通去加以蒙骗

1484
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,333
我们这行的人

1485
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:14,208
变成神棍妖道的的确不少

1486
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:18,083
姓刘的十几岁就跟着我学艺

1487
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,458
比你还早

1488
01:26:20,083 --> 01:26:21,750
他是有点小聪明

1489
01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:23,791
可是却沉迷幻术

1490
01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:26,916
学了几招就到处出去招摇撞骗

1491
01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:29,125
是被我逐出师门的

1492
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,041
他想当骗子

1493
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:32,791
却把自己给骗了

1494
01:26:33,458 --> 01:26:34,666
真是可怜

1495
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:37,750
是非黑白啊

1496
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,875
那也得要看角度

1497
01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:42,458
如果站在我们背后看我们变戏法

1498
01:26:42,541 --> 01:26:44,791
那真的也变成假的了

1499
01:26:48,041 --> 01:26:49,666
这事应该跟雷大牛无关

1500
01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:53,458
是阿荫求他救我

1501
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:55,666
我这条老命才能保住的

1502
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,541
等我保证阿荫的安全以后

1503
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,041
马上救你出去

1504
01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:00,875
现在不急此事

1505
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,750
千万不要打草惊蛇

1506
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,458
他这么急着要七圣法

1507
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,791
一定有极大的阴谋

1508
01:27:08,166 --> 01:27:09,750
你要利用他的弱点

1509
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:11,250
记住

1510
01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:13,333
法中有戏 戏中有法

1511
01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,791
秘密就在箱里

1512
01:27:23,541 --> 01:27:24,833
世间有两种人

1513
01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:26,958
一种喜欢拆穿戏法

1514
01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:29,250
一种爱被魔术欺骗

1515
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,125
你是哪一种

1516
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:32,958
被魔术欺骗是享受

1517
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,583
拆穿它干吗

1518
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,166
对

1519
01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,666
真相往往可笑

1520
01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:40,458
甚至残酷又丑陋

1521
01:27:40,958 --> 01:27:43,791
有些事还是保留一点想象空间比较好

1522
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,916
不过被人欺骗才是真的难受

1523
01:27:48,041 --> 01:27:49,958
看来你已经猜到我是谁了

1524
01:27:50,250 --> 01:27:52,916
我相信玩魔术的人都能守秘密

1525
01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:55,500
你能帮我查一下真相吗

1526
01:28:40,791 --> 01:28:42,666
这位是御手洗先生

1527
01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:43,791
-刘大人好
-请

1528
01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:44,708
刘统领好

1529
01:28:45,291 --> 01:28:46,333
大家好

1530
01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:47,500
大家好

1531
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:51,833
咱们何时才能堂堂正正地

1532
01:28:51,916 --> 01:28:56,291
穿回大清的衣冠啊

1533
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,250
遗老

1534
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,708
你放心 日子快到了

1535
01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:01,250
王爷

1536
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,458
这位是黑鹰会的会长

1537
01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:04,541
御手洗先生

1538
01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:08,083
我们非常愿意和亲王合作

1539
01:29:08,416 --> 01:29:09,666
-好啊
-好啊

1540
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:10,791
太好啦

1541
01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:12,541
谢谢

1542
01:29:14,291 --> 01:29:17,666
诸位有何疑问需向神灵求教

1543
01:29:17,750 --> 01:29:20,458
我等一心匡复帝国

1544
01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:23,708
请问此事是吉是凶

1545
01:29:28,250 --> 01:29:30,375
一箭定天山

1546
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:32,291
雄师奏凯还

1547
01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:34,583
大吉之兆也

1548
01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:36,000
何时为佳

1549
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:38,791
时机稍纵即逝

1550
01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:40,333
慢不得也

1551
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:42,666
-好呀
-好呀

1552
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:44,791
-皇上呀
-皇上

1553
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:47,916
老臣惦记着您呀

1554
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,125
张氏魔法馆

1555
01:30:01,208 --> 01:30:02,333
全新节目啊

1556
01:30:02,416 --> 01:30:04,041
欢迎大家来捧场

1557
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,541
老板 刘管家

1558
01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:08,041
找到了

1559
01:30:08,916 --> 01:30:10,333
张氏魔法馆 全新节目

1560
01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:14,375
远在天边 近在眼前呀

1561
01:30:15,541 --> 01:30:19,541
七圣法之点石成金

1562
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:24,708
张氏魔法馆

1563
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,791
《七圣法秘笈》

1564
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:22,083
回来

1565
01:31:23,916 --> 01:31:26,041
何方鼠辈 竟敢偷我秘笈

1566
01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,208
给我

1567
01:31:31,291 --> 01:31:32,291
走

1568
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,416
接着

1569
01:32:46,166 --> 01:32:47,208
还想走？

1570
01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:59,583
鼠贼 你已经中了我的毒咒

1571
01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:01,958
到了子时 你便知道我的厉害

1572
01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:10,583
刚才那碗里是什么呀

1573
01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:12,166
碰了你就嫁不出去

1574
01:33:14,166 --> 01:33:15,666
我已经碰到了

1575
01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:17,875
用白醋洗手 不要沾水

1576
01:33:34,166 --> 01:33:35,708
“点石成金”

1577
01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,333
“五行伏妖”

1578
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:39,166
“藏行匿影”

1579
01:33:39,291 --> 01:33:40,541
“九宫迷魂”

1580
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:41,791
“移山倒海”

1581
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,916
“太极神火”

1582
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,291
“撒豆成兵”

1583
01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:45,750
我找到了

1584
01:33:46,375 --> 01:33:49,166
我终于找到了

1585
01:33:54,416 --> 01:33:55,875
他懂法术

1586
01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:58,625
他真的懂法术呀

1587
01:33:59,958 --> 01:34:01,666
贵客到

1588
01:34:02,708 --> 01:34:04,291
老爷 慢点走

1589
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:05,916
张先生屈驾光临

1590
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,708
刘某脸上有光呀

1591
01:34:07,791 --> 01:34:10,666
花月老五
这位就是哄动京城大魔术师

1592
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,291
好好侍候着

1593
01:34:12,375 --> 01:34:15,375
-大爷
-大爷

1594
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:17,583
如果真的有事要谈

1595
01:34:17,666 --> 01:34:19,125
就不要让她们打扰吧

1596
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:20,541
那就散了吧 散了吧

1597
01:34:20,625 --> 01:34:22,458
-好 那就散了 散了
-楼上请

1598
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,791
-张大师真有女人缘呀
-大爷

1599
01:34:28,041 --> 01:34:30,166
少废话 把秘笈还我

1600
01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,083
借来一用而已

1601
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:33,750
日后一定奉还

1602
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:35,125
没有我的指点

1603
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,125
看了也是白看

1604
01:34:36,208 --> 01:34:38,083
你说 你跟柳万遥什么关系

1605
01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:39,458
他是我师父…

1606
01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:41,916
果然猜中了

1607
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,375
我还没说完

1608
01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:47,500
你再嘻皮笑脸

1609
01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:50,541
我就让你的脸变得比…

1610
01:34:51,875 --> 01:34:53,375
比这个拳头还大

1611
01:34:55,041 --> 01:34:56,541
他是我师父的叛徒

1612
01:34:56,625 --> 01:34:57,666
他也是叛徒？

1613
01:34:59,166 --> 01:35:00,166
废话少说

1614
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:01,500
找我干什么

1615
01:35:02,666 --> 01:35:04,291
我想学七圣法

1616
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:06,291
此法只传子传徒

1617
01:35:06,958 --> 01:35:07,958
你门儿都没有

1618
01:35:08,041 --> 01:35:09,333
我拜您为师

1619
01:35:09,416 --> 01:35:11,583
不用跪 缴费就可以了

1620
01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:13,625
行 要多少有多少 请坐

1621
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:14,958
够爽快

1622
01:35:15,208 --> 01:35:16,666
但是能否收你为徒

1623
01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:18,375
还得看我俩有没有缘分

1624
01:35:18,458 --> 01:35:19,583
如何才能得知

1625
01:35:20,208 --> 01:35:21,166
你生肖为何

1626
01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,333
犬

1627
01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:23,250
错

1628
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:25,791
你属鳖

1629
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,583
壳不离身还不是鳖？

1630
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,041
拿来一用

1631
01:35:33,416 --> 01:35:34,375
在这儿

1632
01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:54,333
这卦是二人同心 其利断金

1633
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:56,791
看来我俩的确有师徒之缘

1634
01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:58,666
师父

1635
01:36:00,333 --> 01:36:03,791
还可以联手干些惊天动地的事业

1636
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,166
你居然背着雷司令跟日本人结盟？

1637
01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:10,666
-你怎么知道的
-你的龟壳太烂了

1638
01:36:10,750 --> 01:36:11,875
要是用我的

1639
01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:14,791
连你行事之日我都能算得出来

1640
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,000
我可以帮你 但有条件

1641
01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:19,000
师父请讲

1642
01:36:19,083 --> 01:36:21,125
复国之后 我要当国师

1643
01:36:21,208 --> 01:36:22,666
你也是我们的人？

1644
01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:24,041
我的原名是…

1645
01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:25,541
喀撒尔都多多善

1646
01:36:25,625 --> 01:36:26,833
算是自己人了吧

1647
01:36:26,916 --> 01:36:27,875
是

1648
01:36:28,666 --> 01:36:30,083
弟子一旦当了军机大臣

1649
01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,291
一定举荐师父

1650
01:36:31,916 --> 01:36:33,750
另外 以你的聪明才智

1651
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,666
应该知道我接近雷大牛是别有用心

1652
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:38,708
家父在战场死于他手

1653
01:36:38,791 --> 01:36:39,958
我要他偿命

1654
01:36:40,916 --> 01:36:43,750
我也早晚要干掉这个王八蛋

1655
01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:46,375
-何时传法给我
-别急

1656
01:36:47,541 --> 01:36:49,041
你先要斋戒七七四十九天

1657
01:36:49,125 --> 01:36:49,958
不能杀生

1658
01:36:50,625 --> 01:36:52,083
最好是月黑风高

1659
01:36:52,166 --> 01:36:54,333
刮西北偏东风时候

1660
01:36:54,750 --> 01:36:56,875
法力才能发挥到极致

1661
01:36:56,958 --> 01:36:59,833
弟子一定按照师父的吩咐去做

1662
01:37:00,833 --> 01:37:03,125
您对我真是太重要了

1663
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:05,291
从明天开始 我会派人日夜保护您

1664
01:37:05,375 --> 01:37:07,708
免得您落入雷大牛之手

1665
01:37:08,250 --> 01:37:09,291
你信不过我？

1666
01:37:11,083 --> 01:37:12,416
弟子是一片真心地

1667
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:13,916
为了您的安全考虑

1668
01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,083
那好

1669
01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:17,208
-咱俩好好喝一杯
-大爷

1670
01:37:17,291 --> 01:37:18,958
好 备酒

1671
01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:20,875
你干什么你

1672
01:37:20,958 --> 01:37:22,000
再不走就来不及了

1673
01:37:22,083 --> 01:37:23,291
你别管我

1674
01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:25,708
-放开我
-你怎么不听话啊

1675
01:37:25,958 --> 01:37:28,083
-你…
-放开我

1676
01:37:28,958 --> 01:37:30,041
-张先生
-张先生

1677
01:37:30,125 --> 01:37:31,958
李易他们去救人了

1678
01:37:34,833 --> 01:37:35,916
你们快走吧

1679
01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:39,125
张先生 你也一起走吧

1680
01:37:40,291 --> 01:37:42,500
那我们走啦 快走

1681
01:37:43,416 --> 01:37:44,916
有空就回来走走

1682
01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:47,041
一定会的

1683
01:37:47,416 --> 01:37:49,291
一定 走呀

1684
01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:56,333
你们呢

1685
01:37:56,416 --> 01:37:58,291
戏一定要演完呀

1686
01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:00,125
对不对

1687
01:38:00,541 --> 01:38:01,666
没错

1688
01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:03,500
记住

1689
01:38:03,958 --> 01:38:05,833
练得多纯熟的魔术都会失手

1690
01:38:06,416 --> 01:38:07,416
失手也不要乱

1691
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:08,791
要灵活变通

1692
01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:10,583
继续演下去

1693
01:38:10,666 --> 01:38:12,875
之后就靠你们了

1694
01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:19,083
七太太 司令来了

1695
01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,958
-都给我出去
-是

1696
01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:27,666
阿荫 你知道吗

1697
01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:30,583
张贤原来是要来绑我的

1698
01:38:30,666 --> 01:38:32,083
他到底在图些什么

1699
01:38:32,166 --> 01:38:34,375
连刘管家都有一点儿不正常

1700
01:38:34,458 --> 01:38:36,708
他突然叫张贤师父

1701
01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:39,583
既然拜了师就应该尊师重道

1702
01:38:39,666 --> 01:38:42,166
干吗要找人监视自己的师父呢

1703
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,250
这到底是怎么回事

1704
01:38:44,916 --> 01:38:46,375
实在有太多事情我想不通

1705
01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:48,125
我快要疯了

1706
01:38:53,125 --> 01:38:54,875
张贤是我的未婚夫

1707
01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:57,541
一切都是为了我

1708
01:39:01,916 --> 01:39:04,625
你可以叫刘管家不要伤害他吗

1709
01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,708
如果你救他

1710
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,791
我就是你的人

1711
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:11,916
你不是想要生个小宝宝吗

1712
01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,875
生了小宝宝

1713
01:39:17,791 --> 01:39:19,416
他妈妈不爱我

1714
01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:22,291
那有什么用

1715
01:39:30,791 --> 01:39:32,000
舞会那天

1716
01:39:32,583 --> 01:39:34,958
我从你看他的眼神就猜到

1717
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:39,250
如果你肯用那种眼神看我一眼

1718
01:39:40,208 --> 01:39:42,125
我一辈子就满足了

1719
01:39:42,958 --> 01:39:44,791
我一生人都在装傻

1720
01:39:45,541 --> 01:39:47,541
没想到我的戏演得那么好

1721
01:39:47,916 --> 01:39:49,541
把所有的人都给骗了

1722
01:39:50,958 --> 01:39:53,041
可以在你面前装傻

1723
01:39:53,125 --> 01:39:54,916
想哄你开心的人

1724
01:39:55,958 --> 01:39:57,250
会是个坏人吗

1725
01:40:00,458 --> 01:40:01,625
大牛

1726
01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:06,750
如果你认为我误会你了

1727
01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,500
我可以跟你说对不起

1728
01:40:09,958 --> 01:40:12,583
但是你绝对没有资格责备我

1729
01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:15,583
因为所有的错都不是我造成的

1730
01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:19,625
好

1731
01:40:19,708 --> 01:40:20,875
你会杀他吗

1732
01:40:23,625 --> 01:40:25,125
你会不会杀他

1733
01:40:29,958 --> 01:40:30,958
张贤

1734
01:40:31,541 --> 01:40:32,583
出来

1735
01:40:33,166 --> 01:40:34,208
你在哪里

1736
01:40:35,708 --> 01:40:36,875
吵什么

1737
01:40:37,041 --> 01:40:38,583
你这个负心汉

1738
01:40:39,291 --> 01:40:40,958
这拳我是为阿荫打的

1739
01:40:41,208 --> 01:40:42,708
她是我见过最好的女人

1740
01:40:42,875 --> 01:40:44,416
你这样对她

1741
01:40:45,750 --> 01:40:47,375
你抢了我的女人

1742
01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,666
还好意思说？

1743
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,333
为什么不早点跟我说

1744
01:41:54,416 --> 01:41:56,166
为什么认定我一定会杀你们

1745
01:41:56,250 --> 01:41:58,375
你怎知道我不会成全你们

1746
01:42:00,708 --> 01:42:02,333
你说的是真的？

1747
01:42:02,416 --> 01:42:03,458
我说什么

1748
01:42:04,208 --> 01:42:05,375
你刚刚才说

1749
01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:06,958
你说如果我跟你坦白

1750
01:42:07,041 --> 01:42:09,250
你不但不会杀我们 还会成全我们

1751
01:42:09,333 --> 01:42:10,333
去你的

1752
01:42:10,416 --> 01:42:12,250
你漏了两个为什么和一个怎知道

1753
01:42:12,333 --> 01:42:13,750
你究竟会不会把她还给我

1754
01:42:13,833 --> 01:42:14,916
绝对不会

1755
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:16,166
打死你

1756
01:42:22,125 --> 01:42:23,375
别打了

1757
01:42:24,500 --> 01:42:25,708
你查出什么了

1758
01:42:26,375 --> 01:42:29,583
刘管家背着你勾结黑鹰会搞复辟

1759
01:42:30,208 --> 01:42:32,416
那帮拍电影的全都是特务

1760
01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:36,375
他们一成功就会把你干掉

1761
01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:38,000
他没那么大胆吧

1762
01:42:38,083 --> 01:42:40,625
那你知道他帽子里还藏着一样东西

1763
01:42:40,708 --> 01:42:42,791
帽子里还藏着一样东西？

1764
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,791
那当真要见识见识

1765
01:42:46,166 --> 01:42:47,208
救命啊

1766
01:42:50,666 --> 01:42:51,958
我毙了你

1767
01:42:53,208 --> 01:42:54,250
别跑

1768
01:43:55,416 --> 01:43:56,416
司令

1769
01:44:04,458 --> 01:44:06,541
你不是接了通告要拍戏吗

1770
01:44:11,333 --> 01:44:12,500
你这个阉人

1771
01:44:12,583 --> 01:44:14,458
我一直以为你是流落街头

1772
01:44:14,541 --> 01:44:16,541
变戏法混饭吃的太监

1773
01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:18,916
我见你可怜 带你回来当兵

1774
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,458
如今你居然让我戴绿帽子

1775
01:44:21,791 --> 01:44:23,375
你留着辫子我还能理解

1776
01:44:24,041 --> 01:44:25,750
可你不单留着辫子

1777
01:44:25,958 --> 01:44:28,333
还在裤档里藏着别的东西

1778
01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:30,875
今天我不毙了你

1779
01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:32,375
我不姓雷

1780
01:44:32,458 --> 01:44:33,333
不要开枪

1781
01:44:33,416 --> 01:44:35,000
不要开枪

1782
01:44:36,083 --> 01:44:37,666
求求你别杀他

1783
01:44:38,333 --> 01:44:41,166
我们俩青梅竹马 一起跑江湖

1784
01:44:42,208 --> 01:44:44,000
他演戏法 我卖唱

1785
01:44:44,083 --> 01:44:46,666
日子长了 我们俩就分不开了

1786
01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,416
本来已经打算成亲了

1787
01:44:48,875 --> 01:44:50,333
因为战乱

1788
01:44:50,583 --> 01:44:52,541
我们俩又失散了

1789
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:57,041
到我跟你之后 我才知道他也跟了你

1790
01:44:57,625 --> 01:45:00,083
那个时候我已经是你的人了

1791
01:45:00,166 --> 01:45:03,458
我就不敢跟你坦白了

1792
01:45:04,916 --> 01:45:06,333
你成全了我们吧

1793
01:45:07,041 --> 01:45:08,500
你把我们俩都杀了吧

1794
01:45:14,791 --> 01:45:16,833
带着你的男人给我滚

1795
01:45:17,208 --> 01:45:19,208
-杀呀
-要是再让我看见他

1796
01:45:19,291 --> 01:45:21,083
我就亲手把他给阉了

1797
01:45:21,750 --> 01:45:22,791
滚

1798
01:45:26,958 --> 01:45:28,083
快点

1799
01:45:32,375 --> 01:45:33,416
你放他走？

1800
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:35,458
人都走了 还有假的？

1801
01:45:35,541 --> 01:45:36,958
你真的放他走？

1802
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:38,500
张贤

1803
01:45:38,583 --> 01:45:40,916
真想不到你是那么冷酷的人

1804
01:45:41,208 --> 01:45:42,541
你都听见的

1805
01:45:42,625 --> 01:45:44,541
他们青梅竹马 情投意合

1806
01:45:44,750 --> 01:45:46,958
一场战火把他们拆开了

1807
01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:48,958
比起你跟阿荫

1808
01:45:49,041 --> 01:45:50,083
他们的遭遇

1809
01:45:50,291 --> 01:45:53,125
不是更荡气回肠 值得同情吗

1810
01:45:55,291 --> 01:45:58,208
你的意思是人之初 性本善

1811
01:45:59,166 --> 01:46:00,666
你以德报怨

1812
01:46:00,750 --> 01:46:02,583
他就不会以怨报德

1813
01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:04,750
他也不会联合黑鹰会来对付你

1814
01:46:04,833 --> 01:46:07,083
也更加不可能继续搞他的复辟

1815
01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:08,208
是这样吗

1816
01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:11,041
后悔了吧

1817
01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:12,458
有一点

1818
01:46:12,791 --> 01:46:14,000
马上派人把他抓回来

1819
01:46:14,083 --> 01:46:15,041
没事

1820
01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:17,041
今晚我召集七大司令

1821
01:46:17,125 --> 01:46:19,125
先把御手洗的公司抄了

1822
01:46:19,208 --> 01:46:20,250
-然后…
-还等今晚？

1823
01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:21,625
马上行动呀

1824
01:46:22,625 --> 01:46:24,833
我的哥们最爱吃喝嫖赌

1825
01:46:24,916 --> 01:46:26,541
白天都还在睡觉

1826
01:46:26,875 --> 01:46:27,833
走

1827
01:46:29,375 --> 01:46:30,625
去澡堂洗个澡？

1828
01:46:30,708 --> 01:46:31,625
好主意

1829
01:46:31,708 --> 01:46:32,958
今晚有得闹了

1830
01:46:33,541 --> 01:46:34,541
走吧

1831
01:46:35,125 --> 01:46:38,000
我带你去一家京城新开最大澡堂子

1832
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:40,166
你还是先打个电话给你那些哥们

1833
01:46:40,250 --> 01:46:41,458
让他们准备吧

1834
01:46:41,541 --> 01:46:43,875
不着急 先洗澡

1835
01:46:45,791 --> 01:46:47,625
各位黑鹰会武士

1836
01:46:48,208 --> 01:46:49,750
刘管家事败

1837
01:46:49,833 --> 01:46:54,666
我们出手的时候到了

1838
01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:57,458
雷大牛已得知我们的计划

1839
01:46:57,750 --> 01:46:59,416
我们的大业岌岌可危

1840
01:46:59,500 --> 01:47:01,041
事不宜迟

1841
01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:02,458
马上行动

1842
01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:04,250
铲除雷大牛

1843
01:47:04,333 --> 01:47:06,166
-万岁
-万岁

1844
01:47:16,708 --> 01:47:17,750
七太太

1845
01:47:25,333 --> 01:47:26,291
阿荫

1846
01:47:26,875 --> 01:47:27,833
走

1847
01:47:27,916 --> 01:47:29,250
大爷 再喝一杯啊

1848
01:47:29,333 --> 01:47:30,416
-别动
-别动

1849
01:47:32,458 --> 01:47:33,458
-不许动
-不许动

1850
01:47:33,541 --> 01:47:34,708
不要啊

1851
01:47:35,291 --> 01:47:36,333
接高司令

1852
01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:38,458
找到人了吗

1853
01:47:38,541 --> 01:47:39,708
没人听

1854
01:47:40,333 --> 01:47:42,291
难道全都去了八大胡同？

1855
01:47:43,041 --> 01:47:44,541
司令 刘管家造反

1856
01:47:44,625 --> 01:47:47,875
他的人挟持各营家眷
强迫军官发动兵变

1857
01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:50,666
他们到了

1858
01:47:53,666 --> 01:47:54,500
杀

1859
01:47:56,833 --> 01:47:57,791
拿着

1860
01:48:23,166 --> 01:48:25,583
橘子 桃子 杏子 瓜子

1861
01:48:29,208 --> 01:48:30,666
莲子 提子

1862
01:48:30,750 --> 01:48:32,291
他们全都来了

1863
01:48:34,916 --> 01:48:35,875
进攻

1864
01:48:45,375 --> 01:48:46,625
张先生 保护好司令

1865
01:48:46,708 --> 01:48:47,833
我跟他们拼了

1866
01:48:47,916 --> 01:48:48,791
走

1867
01:48:59,208 --> 01:49:00,375
叫你早一点打电话

1868
01:49:00,458 --> 01:49:01,416
你偏要去洗澡

1869
01:49:01,500 --> 01:49:02,666
我以为你想去

1870
01:49:02,750 --> 01:49:04,875
别吵了 我们到底要去哪里呀

1871
01:49:05,541 --> 01:49:06,458
-这边
-这边

1872
01:49:06,916 --> 01:49:07,791
直走

1873
01:49:33,458 --> 01:49:34,583
小心

1874
01:50:11,916 --> 01:50:14,250
-大牛
-快跑

1875
01:50:14,333 --> 01:50:15,291
快跑

1876
01:50:19,416 --> 01:50:20,833
-快跑
-快跑

1877
01:50:21,291 --> 01:50:23,083
剩下的事跟我们无关了

1878
01:50:23,166 --> 01:50:24,416
现在是救师父的好时机

1879
01:50:25,458 --> 01:50:27,041
不能把他留下

1880
01:50:28,416 --> 01:50:29,291
阿荫

1881
01:50:30,583 --> 01:50:32,166
去魔法馆找我

1882
01:50:32,291 --> 01:50:33,333
张贤

1883
01:50:36,125 --> 01:50:37,666
-大牛
-阿荫 张贤呢

1884
01:50:37,750 --> 01:50:39,333
他在魔法馆等我们

1885
01:50:52,166 --> 01:50:55,125
张氏魔法馆

1886
01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:00,041
雷大牛

1887
01:51:00,166 --> 01:51:01,666
你死定了

1888
01:51:03,750 --> 01:51:04,916
-快走
-快走

1889
01:51:05,291 --> 01:51:07,000
快走

1890
01:51:07,541 --> 01:51:08,500
阿荫

1891
01:51:17,083 --> 01:51:18,083
走啊

1892
01:51:27,625 --> 01:51:28,625
你要干什么 张贤

1893
01:51:28,708 --> 01:51:29,916
阿荫 别理他

1894
01:51:30,541 --> 01:51:32,416
到最后你还是因为忌妒

1895
01:51:33,916 --> 01:51:35,916
当一个女人对你失望的时候

1896
01:51:36,125 --> 01:51:37,583
就算你是再厉害的魔术师

1897
01:51:37,666 --> 01:51:38,791
也变不回她的心

1898
01:51:38,875 --> 01:51:40,875
你绝不可以怀疑我 跟我走

1899
01:51:41,541 --> 01:51:42,500
你跟他走 别理我

1900
01:51:53,666 --> 01:51:54,666
张贤

1901
01:51:54,791 --> 01:51:56,000
我恨你

1902
01:51:56,708 --> 01:51:57,583
大牛

1903
01:51:57,666 --> 01:51:58,708
小心

1904
01:51:59,916 --> 01:52:01,625
大牛 起来

1905
01:52:27,625 --> 01:52:29,333
死也要见尸 来人

1906
01:52:29,416 --> 01:52:30,583
把火给我灭了

1907
01:52:30,666 --> 01:52:31,958
-快去
-是

1908
01:52:32,041 --> 01:52:33,875
小心手榴弹 手榴弹

1909
01:53:13,458 --> 01:53:17,958
-吾皇万岁万岁万万岁
-吾皇万岁万岁万万岁

1910
01:53:21,375 --> 01:53:22,458
请坐

1911
01:53:25,458 --> 01:53:26,416
各位

1912
01:53:27,250 --> 01:53:30,791
本世纪最大的奇迹即将来临

1913
01:53:30,875 --> 01:53:33,166
天兵神将将会下凡

1914
01:53:33,416 --> 01:53:35,333
助我等扫除敌寇

1915
01:53:36,083 --> 01:53:38,041
迎皇上回朝

1916
01:53:40,458 --> 01:53:41,666
有请国师

1917
01:53:54,916 --> 01:53:55,875
七圣法

1918
01:54:09,125 --> 01:54:11,041
外头都是我的人

1919
01:54:11,208 --> 01:54:12,708
师父的法术如果不灵的话

1920
01:54:13,291 --> 01:54:14,916
我就用他的人头祭神

1921
01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:16,208
帮你一把

1922
01:54:24,166 --> 01:54:25,041
敕

1923
01:54:25,750 --> 01:54:27,375
八洞天丁 五岳狞兵

1924
01:54:27,458 --> 01:54:29,041
大统大将 水火九灵

1925
01:54:29,125 --> 01:54:31,458
随法随敕 神兵集结

1926
01:54:31,541 --> 01:54:33,833
剪草为马 撒豆成兵

1927
01:54:54,208 --> 01:54:55,333
以天地诸元为名

1928
01:54:55,416 --> 01:54:56,416
召集四方之雷

1929
01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:58,916
12界诸电之力供我使唤

1930
01:54:59,000 --> 01:55:00,541
蓝火白光 雷电结合

1931
01:55:00,625 --> 01:55:02,166
扫尽一切之敌

1932
01:55:02,250 --> 01:55:03,583
急急如律令

1933
01:55:07,125 --> 01:55:08,166
施法

1934
01:55:08,625 --> 01:55:09,833
混蛋

1935
01:55:10,708 --> 01:55:12,708
他为什么要拿东西扔我们

1936
01:55:35,333 --> 01:55:36,416
混蛋

1937
01:55:36,666 --> 01:55:38,541
这是假的

1938
01:55:41,541 --> 01:55:44,375
这戏法变得真好呀

1939
01:55:45,791 --> 01:55:48,333
刘统领 这是怎么回事嘛

1940
01:55:48,416 --> 01:55:50,291
你不是说他懂法术吗

1941
01:55:50,875 --> 01:55:52,125
用法术变兵？

1942
01:55:52,208 --> 01:55:53,458
开玩笑的吧

1943
01:55:54,125 --> 01:55:57,250
不妥 咱们还是先散了吧

1944
01:55:57,333 --> 01:55:58,583
走吧

1945
01:55:58,958 --> 01:56:00,625
-走吧
-走吧

1946
01:56:00,708 --> 01:56:01,833
各位别急

1947
01:56:03,958 --> 01:56:06,125
我不知道这世上到底有没有法术

1948
01:56:06,875 --> 01:56:09,458
可是我知道每个人都希望有奇迹

1949
01:56:10,166 --> 01:56:11,708
只要信念坚定

1950
01:56:11,833 --> 01:56:13,125
你们的梦想

1951
01:56:13,291 --> 01:56:14,875
一定会成真

1952
01:56:15,250 --> 01:56:16,833
有请天兵下凡

1953
01:56:28,500 --> 01:56:29,916
是电影

1954
01:56:33,083 --> 01:56:34,791
导演 张贤

1955
01:56:36,541 --> 01:56:39,125
主演 雷大牛 柳荫

1956
01:56:47,625 --> 01:56:48,958
这是什么呀

1957
01:56:51,041 --> 01:56:52,833
电影全是假的

1958
01:56:52,916 --> 01:56:54,166
千万别当真

1959
01:56:54,250 --> 01:56:55,458
千万别认真

1960
01:57:04,083 --> 01:57:05,250
怎么回事

1961
01:57:30,416 --> 01:57:31,625
他们没死？

1962
01:57:31,708 --> 01:57:32,833
怎么会这样

1963
01:57:35,958 --> 01:57:37,541
小心

1964
01:57:38,125 --> 01:57:40,125
-快点
-慢点 别弄坏了

1965
01:57:50,791 --> 01:57:52,375
死也要见尸 来人

1966
01:57:52,458 --> 01:57:53,875
把火给我灭了

1967
01:57:53,958 --> 01:57:55,125
-快去
-是

1968
01:57:55,208 --> 01:57:57,125
小心手榴弹 手榴弹

1969
01:57:58,791 --> 01:57:59,666
走

1970
01:58:10,625 --> 01:58:11,666
刘昆山

1971
01:58:12,458 --> 01:58:14,875
就让我帮你们梦想成真吧

1972
01:59:17,583 --> 01:59:18,625
宝宝

1973
01:59:18,708 --> 01:59:19,875
宝宝

1974
01:59:21,625 --> 01:59:23,041
好乖啊

1975
01:59:23,958 --> 01:59:25,375
最爱你们

1976
01:59:26,333 --> 01:59:27,791
饿不饿啊？

1977
01:59:29,541 --> 01:59:31,458
喝奶吗

1978
01:59:34,750 --> 01:59:35,750
喝奶吗

1979
01:59:36,250 --> 01:59:39,875
张贤击败胡迪尼 赢得世界魔术冠军

1980
01:59:59,708 --> 02:00:00,833
乖喔

1981
02:00:01,458 --> 02:00:03,291
终于让我梦见了

1982
02:00:03,458 --> 02:00:04,708
终于让我梦见了

1983
02:00:04,791 --> 02:00:06,041
我也是

1984
02:00:07,625 --> 02:00:08,791
我的梦呢

1985
02:00:09,791 --> 02:00:12,583
-我的梦呢
-我的梦呢

1986
02:00:13,208 --> 02:00:14,166
我的梦呢

1987
02:00:14,750 --> 02:00:16,666
七圣法制造的只是假象

1988
02:00:17,041 --> 02:00:19,375
梦想是要靠努力才能实现的

1989
02:00:19,458 --> 02:00:21,541
我一直在努力呀

1990
02:00:22,375 --> 02:00:23,833
你走的是歪道

1991
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:26,041
美梦最终也会变成恶梦

1992
02:00:26,125 --> 02:00:27,083
昆山

1993
02:00:28,333 --> 02:00:30,916
有朝一日风云驾

1994
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:33,833
要把奸贼一把抓

1995
02:00:34,750 --> 02:00:38,250
-杀
-杀

1996
02:00:38,333 --> 02:00:40,791
-师父
-杀

1997
02:00:42,583 --> 02:00:44,958
杀

1998
02:00:46,166 --> 02:00:48,041
都快散场了 你们还在打？

1999
02:00:48,125 --> 02:00:49,750
直接开炮吧

2000
02:00:56,208 --> 02:00:57,083
张氏魔法馆

2001
02:01:03,166 --> 02:01:05,208
人的一生真叫累

2002
02:01:05,291 --> 02:01:07,125
酒不醉人人自醉

2003
02:01:07,208 --> 02:01:09,125
爱与恨 名与利

2004
02:01:09,208 --> 02:01:11,083
人生就像那一场戏

2005
02:01:11,166 --> 02:01:13,166
魔术师 有一套

2006
02:01:13,250 --> 02:01:15,125
能变洋钱老头票

2007
02:01:15,208 --> 02:01:17,041
能变银 能变金

2008
02:01:17,125 --> 02:01:18,875
变不回来女人心

2009
02:01:18,958 --> 02:01:20,666
不是我来自夸

2010
02:01:20,750 --> 02:01:22,750
我最了解是我妈

2011
02:01:22,833 --> 02:01:25,583
我妈只要一变脸儿

2012
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:28,833
我爸爸立刻傻了眼儿

2013
02:01:28,916 --> 02:01:30,916
爷爷 走吧

2014
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:33,333
咱还得赶看最后一场戏呢

2015
02:01:33,416 --> 02:01:34,750
好 咱们走 赶紧走

2016
02:01:38,125 --> 02:01:39,083
大牛哥

2017
02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:40,791
你真的舍得抛下你的军队

2018
02:01:40,875 --> 02:01:42,291
抛下荣华富贵？

2019
02:01:42,500 --> 02:01:44,291
你不是总喜欢骂我臭军阀吗

2020
02:01:44,375 --> 02:01:45,500
现在我什么都没了

2021
02:01:45,583 --> 02:01:47,000
我看你还能说我什么

2022
02:01:48,208 --> 02:01:50,750
跟你开玩笑的 别那么小气嘛

2023
02:01:52,625 --> 02:01:54,375
你们两个打算要去哪儿

2024
02:01:54,458 --> 02:01:56,791
有人请我去英国参加国际魔术大赛

2025
02:01:56,875 --> 02:01:59,958
但是我还是想去法兰西走走

2026
02:02:00,041 --> 02:02:02,208
人其实可以通过戏剧

2027
02:02:02,291 --> 02:02:03,541
去体验不同的人生

2028
02:02:03,625 --> 02:02:05,416
所以我想去学拍电影

2029
02:02:05,500 --> 02:02:07,875
我认为将来一定大有作为

2030
02:02:08,583 --> 02:02:10,541
我也想去普鲁士研究研究武器

2031
02:02:10,625 --> 02:02:12,875
总有一天搞出一个会飞的炸弹

2032
02:02:12,958 --> 02:02:14,458
直接飞进敌营

2033
02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:17,833
那你呢

2034
02:02:19,041 --> 02:02:20,208
我还在考虑

2035
02:02:20,291 --> 02:02:22,333
时间不早了 别开玩笑了好吗

2036
02:02:22,416 --> 02:02:24,458
阿荫 你就直接选我吧

2037
02:02:25,041 --> 02:02:26,041
爹

2038
02:02:26,125 --> 02:02:29,041
我终于知道为什么七圣法对我没用了

2039
02:02:30,250 --> 02:02:32,291
因为我安于现状 没有欲望

2040
02:02:32,500 --> 02:02:34,916
对他们两个更是没有什么奢望

2041
02:02:35,250 --> 02:02:38,458
要不活在过去的遗憾和未来忧虑里

2042
02:02:38,625 --> 02:02:40,791
要不就是为了自己的目标

2043
02:02:40,916 --> 02:02:43,000
把沿路的风景都错过了

2044
02:02:43,458 --> 02:02:44,875
根本就是不解风情

2045
02:02:44,958 --> 02:02:46,541
不懂温柔的臭男人

2046
02:02:46,625 --> 02:02:48,375
-说你呢
-说你呢

2047
02:02:48,458 --> 02:02:50,250
你们根本就不需要我

2048
02:02:50,583 --> 02:02:52,791
找个奶妈侍候你们不是更好

2049
02:02:53,375 --> 02:02:54,958
-快去找吧
-再见

2050
02:02:55,541 --> 02:02:57,333
不 是不需要再见了

2051
02:02:57,625 --> 02:02:59,125
爹 我们走

2052
02:03:04,291 --> 02:03:05,666
你们两个在等什么

2053
02:03:05,750 --> 02:03:07,833
女孩儿得追呀

2054
02:03:12,083 --> 02:03:14,041
你家还有一堆老婆等着 回去

2055
02:03:14,125 --> 02:03:16,541
我已把她们解散 现在跟你公平竞争

2056
02:03:16,625 --> 02:03:17,666
我呸

2057
02:03:19,291 --> 02:03:22,416
阿荫 你的牛牛来啦

2058
02:03:22,500 --> 02:03:24,250
叫什么叫 好吵啊

2059
02:03:24,333 --> 02:03:26,333
我爱你

2060
02:03:26,416 --> 02:03:29,458
此仇不报非美女

2061
02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:34,083
兵分两路 见机行事

2062
02:03:34,458 --> 02:03:35,416
后会有期

2063
02:08:10,833 --> 02:08:14,583
剧终

2064
02:08:14,666 --> 02:08:18,500
剧终