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你怎麼這麼大膽？

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溪哥！

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幹你娘！

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油麵，牛大仔的帳拿出來就沒事啦
別討打了

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溪哥仔，你是要我講幾遍你才聽懂？

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牛大仔的帳我早就還他了

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我真想不到你會去做內奸

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我做內奸？是牛大仔講的嗎？

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溪哥仔

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事情都這麼明顯了

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你還看不出來？

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小舞，生日快樂

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小舞，我們回金門找外婆

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你說地雷會不會太誇張？

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-那是什麼？
-蛇欸！

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這是蛇，快把它擋住！

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等一下，過去你那邊了！

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-我來…
-我爸還騙我

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說蛇早就被阿兵哥吃光了

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是哦？我們拿去嚇小舞怎麼樣？

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-媽的，王八蛋
-明天放到她的抽屜裡

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幼稚鬼，有事嗎？

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怎樣，怕了吧？

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魯蛇，只會欺負小動物！

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牠是妳朋友啊？

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-對啦，林北朋友多啦，怎樣？
-喂！

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-你們幹什麼？
-你們跑到我田地上做啥？

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趕快走，快點

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現在請金門鄉親

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蔡獅勇先生來致敬

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行鞠躬禮，請鞠躬

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禮成，家屬答謝

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謝謝金門鄉親蔡獅勇先生，謝謝你

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再恭請正義企業會社代表

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聯合來致敬

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有請會長陳水木會長

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上前來主祭

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全體會員代表

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聯合陪祭

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獻花

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向故江文靜女士行鞠躬禮

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請鞠躬

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禮成，家屬答謝

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謝謝會長陳水木會長，感謝你

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再恭請雅韻服飾店店長

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林秋香店長來致敬

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溪哥仔

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蔡獅伯仔，好久不見

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好久不見

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你好嗎？

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一樣啊，不是銼屎、就是銼咧等

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這次來台北要待多久？

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-沒有啦，我們下午就搭飛機回金門
-蔡獅，來幫忙啦

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小舞，妳在看什麼？走吧

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好啦

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大仔，差不多了

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-夢中仔，走吧
-好

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走了…

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好了，別再玩了，靠夭

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你們來亂的是不是？

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叫這麼多人來幹什麼？

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我想公祭啊

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叫一些人來做場面啊

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很低調了，沒幾個人

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我前妻出殯，我是來幫忙的

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是需要什麼場面？

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沒啦？我們想說Ｌｉｎｅ一些囝仔來

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人多比較好看嘛

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好看？你有看到我前岳母嗎？

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臉色好難看

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對，你前岳母看你很不爽

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臉臭烘烘

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她不是看我不爽，是看兄弟不爽

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兄弟也是人啊

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你出錢又出力

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像你這樣的要去哪找？

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對呀

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別說那麼多，帶他們去吃飯啦

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-夠嗎？
-吃麵線啊？

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不夠啦

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-謝溪哥
-好啦！

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再多一張…

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阿嬤

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別哭

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小舞！

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小玉！

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野柳耶，好好喔

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我都沒去過

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我根本就不記得我有去過

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小舞，妳媽媽過世

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妳都沒有哭喔？

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我其實沒有很難過

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反正我跟我爸媽本來就不熟

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小舞，對不起

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沒關係啦

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我是阿嬤的小孩

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吃飯啊

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我吃不下

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為何？

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阿嬤，為什麼妳這麼討厭溪哥仔？

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阿嬤，溪哥仔是壞人嗎？

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溪哥仔是兄弟，我們都不能沾

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當年妳媽要跟他在一起，我反對

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她硬要跟他在一起，硬要跟他結婚

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就愛到卡慘死啊

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愛著？不是一樣離婚？

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是誰講要離？

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妳媽

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這樣也不能算溪哥仔不對啊

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若要講誰不對，嫁給他就是不對！

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幹你娘的，你們老爸有教過你們嗎？

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看到人拿槍要快閃啦！

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你們沒聽過啊？

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你們老爸沒教過啊？

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看到人拿槍要閃遠一點

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若要講誰不對，嫁給他就是不對！

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砰！

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幹什麼啦？

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妳還不快去睡？

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好啦

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我找了好久，妳真會搗蛋

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快去睡！

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蔡獅伯！

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蔡獅伯！

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這裡麻煩你，給你…

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坐吧

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小舞，妳怎麼來了？

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伯仔，你跟溪哥仔熟嗎？

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“溪哥仔”…是妳叫的嗎？

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妳要說“我爸爸”
什麼“溪哥仔”？

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沒差啦

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什麼沒差？妳這樣沒大沒小

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反正他也沒做過我爸爸啊！

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妳…是不是想去找妳爸爸？

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妳阿嬤不會讓妳去啦

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還要你講

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妳阿嬤很固執

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其實妳爸做人不錯

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這樣他怎麼都不來看我？

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好啦，那裡坐，坐啦…

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其實妳媽媽會把妳帶來金門

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就是不要妳爸爸接近妳

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但是我媽已經過世了

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不是啦，妳…

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妳不了解我的意思

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好了，你不要說了啦，我知道了

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啊，糟了

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怎麼了？

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今天要去補習班，我忘了

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妳還要補習？

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對啊，我媽逼我，沒辦法

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妳要一起嗎？

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不用

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妳先走吧

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-妳確定？
-嗯

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小玉！

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妳還好嗎？

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大餅！你死定了！

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誰怕誰？

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媽寶！爛貨！

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怎樣？恰查某！

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沒爸沒媽沒人愛！

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小舞

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小玉，妳怎麼了？

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喂，臭鋼牙，你吃什麼？

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也太爛了吧？

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潑牛糞啊？這個好玩

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人家是滿面全豆花

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他是滿面全牛屎

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臭烘烘

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大餅他老母嗆聲

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叫學校把小舞退學

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退學？這麼嚴重？

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真的，大餅他老爸是議員

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小舞脾氣這麼硬

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妳也老了

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還是拜託別人去喬啦

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對啦，這樣沒錯啦

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妳要自己親身出馬去

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萬一有個三長兩短

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我們就不能三不五時

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草螟仔鬥雞公

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雞公潑潑跳

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跳你去死啦！

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好啊，我了解一下

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我等你電話

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-溪哥仔！
-南哥！

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溪哥大仔！

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鐵牛大仔有打電話給我

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說他要回來了

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是嗎？

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他在泰國很多年了

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他這次從泰國

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一定會弄一筆大的回來

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他就是心肝大

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愛賺大錢啦

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以前跟人家去弄養蝦場

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賠到脫褲

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你跟他不同啊

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你顧原則沒顧肚子

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所以他很欣賞你

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夢中仔，小燦

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你們去幫Ｃｏｃｏ姐顧一下店

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她有事要出去

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好、好

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進來泡茶

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洋基輸兩分了，林北銼屎了啦我

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-幹你娘的
-這我看不懂啦

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你再賭，賭輸博大

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我問天…

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姐！

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小燦呢？

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他馬上來

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長官，謝謝你們來捧場

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招待、招待

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組長，回來坐，Ｃｏｃｏ來了啦

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先卡掉，我等會兒再唱

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Ｃｏｃｏ啊

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我最美麗的馬來西亞小姐

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妳可終於來了

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組長，不好意思

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我待會兒有事情要先走了

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我先敬大家大家一杯

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來…

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不行…這樣子沒有誠意啦

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妳怎麼可以走？妳才剛來耶

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組長，Ｃｏｃｏ馬上就回來

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不然Ｓａｋｕｒａ先陪你們喝！

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Ｓａｋｕｒａ陪你們喝

232
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,916
來喝啦

233
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,125
垃圾人

234
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,333
做垃圾事！

235
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,166
‎-Ｃｏｃｏ姐
‎-你好

236
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,708
-你好…
-去那坐

237
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,125
坐那一桌

238
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,166
要喝烈的還是淡的？

239
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,500
淡的就好

240
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,958
要唱什麼？

241
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,166
點一條我問天啦

242
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,791
我有事情先走了
你好好照顧他們一下

243
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,333
好…

244
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,916
小心喔

245
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,666
換我表演一下哦！

246
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,166
又唱一次？

247
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,208
起肖又跳針喔？

248
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,916
這首剛唱過了，還放幹嘛？

249
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,916
換一條，切掉、切掉！

250
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,375
卡啦 卡啦！

251
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,458
幹你娘！你是啥小？

252
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,708
歌都你的哦，別人都不能唱？

253
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:51,750
好啦…

254
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,375
你誰啊？

255
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,125
你誰啊？

256
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,208
幹，你不知道我誰啊？

257
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,791
我三組的組長啦

258
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:03,916
怎樣？

259
00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,041
幹你娘

260
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,500
幹你娘的老雞掰

261
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,458
黑張，我幹你娘的

262
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,291
早就看你不爽了

263
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:25,250
Ｓａｋｕｒａ，今天辛苦了
妳先回去吧

264
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,625
好，那我就先走了

265
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:30,750
夢中仔真是的

266
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,000
溪哥，走囉

267
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:38,541
生意已經難做了

268
00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:43,541
還給林北弄這齣，真是…

269
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:48,333
你年輕的時候不是一樣打警察嗎？

270
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:51,583
我才沒他那麼白目呢

271
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,125
媽媽

272
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,750
好啦，我會去處理

273
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:15,416
喝湯

274
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:16,791
真大口

275
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,250
好厲害啊

276
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,041
夢中仔

277
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,041
溪哥

278
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:27,250
阿公醒啦？有好些嗎？

279
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,916
有啦，胃口還不錯啦

280
00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:32,666
阿公

281
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,041
我跟夢中仔講點事情

282
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,208
黑張的事情，現在怎樣？

283
00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:43,833
你看

284
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:49,083
他們說民事要賠二百萬

285
00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:54,208
二百萬，我乾脆把他打死好了

286
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,416
你是吃藥吃到頭殼壞掉啊？

287
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:04,166
沒有啦，他們太超過了啦

288
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,833
你還怪人超過？
你把人家搞到醫院耶！

289
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:15,250
人家在幹譙，說你們都沒去醫院看他

290
00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:16,958
有需要嗎？

291
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,500
沒需要？那你怎麼喬這個二百萬？

292
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,541
跟小燦去一趟啦

293
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,625
好啦，那你不陪我們去喔？

294
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,250
我要去金門，小舞出事了

295
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:31,416
出什麼事？

296
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,250
惹到瘋婆

297
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,666
哪有可能有人比我還瘋？

298
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:37,875
我也去幫忙！

299
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,333
你顧好你自己我就阿彌陀佛了

300
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,541
阿彌陀佛

301
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,500
要記得，得帶伴手禮

302
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,125
哦，是！

303
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,041
-在哪裡？
-這裡啦

304
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,000
-喂，大仔
-是嗎？

305
00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:20,166
這裡有寫啦！

306
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,125
怎樣啦？

307
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,166
溪哥，你的事情處理好了嗎？

308
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,166
我們到病院啦

309
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:30,833
我想說跟你商量一下

310
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,666
我們倆能不進去嗎？

311
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:37,875
我們花給護士，讓護士送去不行啊？

312
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,250
你要不要順便寫一張卡片？

313
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:44,083
我叫你道個歉會死是不是？會死啊？

314
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,333
好啦！你別去！

315
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:51,125
以後你也別叫我大仔了
別再跟我了啦！

316
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,125
你老母卡好

317
00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:18,958
原來如此啊，找兄弟來講？

318
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:22,250
張議員，這樣好嗎？

319
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:26,291
今天我是以陳心舞同學家長的身分
來解決事情

320
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,500
張太太硬要這麼講，我實在很困擾

321
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,333
這樣事情要怎麼談？

322
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,250
失禮！

323
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,083
你這樣能看嗎？

324
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,750
不然是要再來一次嗎？

325
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,000
你講什麼啊？

326
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:45,125
-出去啦！
-幹你娘！

327
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,375
小舞先道歉再說！

328
00:28:54,541 --> 00:28:56,333
大餅，你好

329
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,416
看著我

330
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,791
我是小舞的爸爸

331
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,916
看清楚了嗎？

332
00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:09,500
因為你，小玉她氣喘發作

333
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:11,708
你要不要先跟她道歉？

334
00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:17,041
你說小舞沒爸沒媽

335
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:19,500
你是不是應該先跟我道歉

336
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,625
再跟小舞道歉

337
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,083
怎麼樣？

338
00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:29,583
走！

339
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:31,958
-妳幹什麼？
-還有什麼好講的？

340
00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:33,708
羅主任，你看著辦！

341
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:35,000
不好意思喔

342
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,125
等等

343
00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:39,708
快點

344
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,083
組長…我是

345
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:03,333
這樣啊，我人在金門

346
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:07,083
等我回去再跟你喬好嗎？

347
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,333
先這樣

348
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:11,750
真的不能這樣

349
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,583
看我把你弄死

350
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,833
喂！你是什麼情形啊？

351
00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:23,416
去醫院還找人打架！

352
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:27,750
我叫你帶伴手禮
你給林北送一朵花？

353
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:31,250
你什麼意思？你是不爽還是沒錢？

354
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,208
我真的會被你氣死！

355
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:38,291
回去再說

356
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:47,541
叔叔，學校不能抽菸

357
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,583
哦…對不起

358
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:56,333
還有，老師麻煩你上去一下

359
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,083
剛剛大餅的媽媽跟主任放話

360
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:09,041
說要聯合其它學生的家長向學校抗議

361
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,583
我們是想建議小舞

362
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,375
轉學到台灣

363
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,541
老師，我想跟主任談一下

364
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,208
主任他…已經先走了

365
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,958
原來學校歸議員管

366
00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,541
不是，陳先生，不是這樣子的

367
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:25,750
我們也是為了小舞好

368
00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:41,791
溪哥仔

369
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,750
小舞現在一定很歡喜

370
00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:49,541
啊？

371
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,666
她想要去台灣

372
00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:54,666
我只有這個孫

373
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,625
希望你好好幫我照顧

374
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,083
太可惡了！我超難過的

375
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,416
沒辦法啊，我阿嬤在

376
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,166
我也只能暗暗歡喜

377
00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,375
妳都不知道，我都暗暗傷心

378
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:15,750
少噁了

379
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,583
妳完蛋了！我要跟妳阿嬤講！

380
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:24,333
對不起啦，是我不對，不要生氣！

381
00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:28,166
沒那麼容易，妳以後每個星期

382
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,458
都要買台灣的名產回來孝敬我

383
00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:33,125
我才不要，妳去吃屎啦！

384
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:34,625
我又不是大餅

385
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:38,625
喂，小舞，那是什麼啊？

386
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:45,916
好兆頭欸！

387
00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:50,000
對呀，遇到鱟，越來越好！

388
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,708
阿嬤，我釣的，給妳煮！

389
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,083
嗯，放那兒

390
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:25,541
妳要弄啥？

391
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:29,166
阿嬤，妳教我煮菜好嗎？

392
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:34,375
奇怪，以前要教妳

393
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:35,458
妳都沒興趣

394
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,041
哪有？

395
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,125
有興趣很好啊

396
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:43,333
要不以後就沒人教妳了

397
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:47,375
來，這樣

398
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:51,375
手扶著

399
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:57,583
妳哦，花轎到門口

400
00:33:57,916 --> 00:33:58,958
才在學裹腳

401
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,291
要去妳老爸那

402
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,666
才要學

403
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,000
妳現在是幾年級啊？

404
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,083
-九年級
-九年級？

405
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:57,833
那就是國三囉

406
00:34:58,416 --> 00:34:59,416
嗯

407
00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,083
時間過得好快

408
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:06,708
你有小弟嗎？

409
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,666
就兩個

410
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,166
兩個

411
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:16,125
可是我那天在告別式上面看到很多個

412
00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,833
哦，那是他們找來幫忙的

413
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,000
那你有堂口嗎？

414
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,208
堂口？

415
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,375
喔，是公司

416
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:34,958
喔！是公司

417
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,958
那你一定是總經理囉？

418
00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:42,958
差不多啦

419
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:11,458
這邊！

420
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,833
房間在二樓，上來看看

421
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,375
溪哥，你還會用電腦喔？

422
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,916
這我也不懂，買來給妳用的

423
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:53,125
謝謝

424
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,500
妳先休息一下，待會兒
我們先去吃飯

425
00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:12,958
這邊請

426
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,416
我朋友已經訂位了

427
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:21,125
Ｃｏｃｏ

428
00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:22,583
小舞，叫阿姨

429
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,500
阿姨好

430
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,791
妳好，叫我Ｃｏｃｏ就好了

431
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,583
累嗎？

432
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:32,916
不會

433
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:34,875
有沒有要去台北哪裡走走？

434
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:37,791
還沒有想到

435
00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:40,791
那之後可以叫溪哥帶妳去走走啊

436
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,333
等很久吧？

437
00:37:43,916 --> 00:37:44,833
還好啦

438
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:51,375
要不要加點什麼？

439
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:54,458
加醋好吃

440
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:55,958
謝謝溪哥

441
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,583
小舞，加點醋吃餃子

442
00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:01,208
不用，我自己來就好

443
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,708
妳加那麼多醋啊？

444
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,625
我愛吃醋啊

445
00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,500
這是要給溪哥的，我送的

446
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,208
謝謝

447
00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:01,083
-有嗎…？有看到嗎？
-哈囉！

448
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:02,375
嗨！

449
00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:03,625
好久不見

450
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,583
對啊，終於看到妳了

451
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:07,166
欸，我給妳看房間

452
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:08,666
-好啊！
-等我一下喔

453
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,208
妳看！

454
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,750
這是我的漫畫區

455
00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,458
阿嬤跟我畫的畫

456
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,208
妳房間看起來超大的

457
00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:22,000
-有嗎？
-好好喔

458
00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:23,875
-好想去喔
-來啊

459
00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:26,458
喂，妳叫溪哥來視訊

460
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,125
不要啦！

461
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,875
為什麼？快點！溪哥！出來面對！

462
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:32,750
好啦，我去叫他！

463
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:33,875
等我一下喔

464
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:36,375
欸，我開玩笑的啦

465
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,791
不是說要看他？

466
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,250
我開玩笑的啦

467
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,458
說好的名產呢，小姐？

468
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,458
溪哥仔！你女兒啊？

469
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,708
喂，溪哥大仔！

470
00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:50,708
哇，好久不見

471
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,208
對呀

472
00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:55,291
溪哥大仔，你來啦？今天要吃什麼？

473
00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:56,625
照舊

474
00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,833
溪哥大仔，這盤請你啦

475
00:39:58,916 --> 00:39:59,916
謝謝

476
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,250
謝謝…

477
00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:05,458
大仔，不知道你有一個這麼水的女兒

478
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,125
你以前都藏在哪？

479
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:11,583
沒啦，最近才搬來跟我住

480
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,625
哇，那你要享福了呢

481
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,541
你跟他們都很熟喔？

482
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:22,833
常來吃啊

483
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,458
他們是你罩的厚？

484
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,250
喂，林董

485
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:42,041
不會啦，應該的

486
00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:46,583
泡茶哦？好啊

487
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:50,541
好，等會我馬上過去

488
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,166
妳後天要去上課吧？

489
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:57,083
要不要我送妳去？

490
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,916
不用，我自己去就好

491
00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,791
我幫妳買了一支手機

492
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,041
妳有事打給我

493
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:07,125
溪哥大仔，來

494
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,791
-讚…
-請慢用

495
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:10,833
謝謝

496
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,208
你們好像沒聽過

497
00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:27,208
你們老爸沒教過啊？

498
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,666
看到人拿槍就要閃遠一點

499
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:30,750
知道嗎？

500
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,291
我把妳吵醒了？

501
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:29,291
沒有

502
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,416
妳去睡

503
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,000
我扶你上去

504
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,458
不用

505
00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:02,791
妳去睡吧

506
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,375
小舞

507
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,375
妳要好好地讀書

508
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:22,250
不要像我一樣沒出息

509
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:36,500
溪哥晚安

510
00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,250
過來幫忙

511
00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:18,208
你噴到我了啦

512
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,666
溪哥，你背上刺什麼？

513
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:32,333
我要看

514
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:33,750
不行

515
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:36,625
我要看啦

516
00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:40,958
小氣鬼

517
00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:50,708
真的很小氣

518
00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:55,250
交換

519
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,791
好啦，別鬧了

520
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:21,750
各位同學，我們班來了一位新同學

521
00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:24,583
叫做陳心舞，大家掌聲歡迎她

522
00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:30,458
陳同學，跟大家自我介紹一下吧

523
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,541
大家好，我叫陳心舞

524
00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:37,875
綽號叫小舞

525
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,458
我從金門轉學過來

526
00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,458
心舞是從金門來的

527
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:45,291
大家有問題都可以問她喔

528
00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:48,458
妳叫陳心舞
所以妳一定很喜歡跳舞對不對？

529
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,583
不喜歡

530
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,833
晚上有沒有興趣一起來喝個高粱啊？

531
00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:54,041
我不會喝酒

532
00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,500
沒關係啦，我可以教妳啊

533
00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:58,291
好了

534
00:46:58,375 --> 00:47:00,291
那金門是個什麼樣的地方？

535
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,875
金門樣

536
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,000
妳喜歡打球嗎？

537
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,916
不喜歡

538
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:10,250
那妳有男朋友了嗎？

539
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:14,791
我不想回答你這個問題

540
00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,291
安靜

541
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,750
那妳有什麼興趣？

542
00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:23,416
我的興趣…

543
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:26,083
我喜歡收集子彈

544
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,875
手榴彈、地雷警告標示牌

545
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:32,208
哇，陳同學的興趣真的很特別

546
00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:34,583
那心舞，先到位子上坐好

547
00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:40,375
好了，準備上課，大家把課本拿出來

548
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,291
第二課

549
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,541
怕妳喔？

550
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:54,583
借過一下

551
00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:55,916
好像還蠻屌的喔

552
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,125
欸，借過一下啦！

553
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,583
靠夭，妳不會過啊？

554
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:03,541
幹啥小啦？

555
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,958
好狗不擋路啦

556
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,416
神經病啦

557
00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:20,416
好香喔

558
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,208
溪哥，你會做菜喔？

559
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:36,416
對啊，好久沒做了

560
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:42,541
我年輕的時候在餐廳當過學徒

561
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:46,000
那這道是什麼菜？

562
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,291
醋溜土豆絲

563
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,916
我也會做菜，阿嬤教我的

564
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,958
-真的喔？那下次給妳囉
-好啊！

565
00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,458
妳學校怎麼樣？

566
00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:02,541
就那樣啊

567
00:49:04,166 --> 00:49:05,083
什麼就那樣？

568
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,208
就那樣就是不怎麼樣

569
00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:19,708
讀得不開心嗎？

570
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:21,666
沒有

571
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,458
喂，溪哥，你為什麼叫溪哥啊？

572
00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:33,000
溪哥仔是溪裡的一種小魚

573
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,208
我年輕的時候…白目啦

574
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:38,083
跟一個老大嗆聲

575
00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:42,458
那個老大就罵我說，鱸鰻吃溪哥仔

576
00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:44,333
溪哥仔你不知死活

577
00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,041
後來沒多久

578
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:50,666
這個老大被另外一個老大打死

579
00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:52,625
還真巧

580
00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:57,000
打死他的那個人外號叫漁夫

581
00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,333
你鱸鰻…

582
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,208
大仔！

583
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:12,583
-南哥！
-來…

584
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,833
阿南，辛苦你了

585
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:08,291
廟的事情都你在處理

586
00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:09,958
應該的啦

587
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:13,916
燦仔，最近有賺的樣子喔

588
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,333
頭髮都變金的！

589
00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,000
沒啦！哪有賺？

590
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:20,041
嘿，大仔，你好

591
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:23,208
牛大仔，你稍休息一下

592
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:26,250
明天晚上我再來接你，我們一起吃飯

593
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,458
喔，咦？

594
00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:29,458
小舞不是來跟你一起住？

595
00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:30,583
對啊

596
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:32,583
這樣，吃飯帶她來呀

597
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,000
小孩子不太適合…

598
00:51:36,958 --> 00:51:38,291
吃個飯

599
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,791
她的滿月酒我都有喝到呢！

600
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:43,166
好啦

601
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:44,750
來，泡個茶

602
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,416
來，先泡茶

603
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:52,541
夢中仔！交給你

604
00:51:52,625 --> 00:51:54,333
好，我來

605
00:51:54,416 --> 00:51:55,500
放心啦，我來！

606
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:58,875
‎又來，你又要來？

607
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,750
來啦，喝啦，別囉唆

608
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:03,625
喝個乾

609
00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:07,375
好可愛，怎麼這麼可愛？

610
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,583
來，我來

611
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,625
妳叫什麼名字？

612
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,333
露露

613
00:52:17,416 --> 00:52:19,583
好可愛喔

614
00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:22,916
唱歌仙仔的歌來了

615
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
-妳叫什麼？
-我叫露露

616
00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:27,958
妳叫露露，她也叫露露，妳瘋了

617
00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,666
林北也叫露露

618
00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:37,166
伯仔，我敬你

619
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,583
喝果汁就好

620
00:52:40,666 --> 00:52:42,541
來，小舞要敬我

621
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,458
這樣我就比較喝得下！

622
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,041
大仔你這樣不行，大小眼！

623
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,166
大小眼

624
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:58,791
你們誰比小舞還可愛？

625
00:52:58,875 --> 00:52:59,750
跳出來！

626
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,250
最可愛的就是Ｃｏｃｏ姐

627
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,125
Ｃｏｃｏ姐是最美的

628
00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:15,458
夢中仔，你別讓溪哥難做人

629
00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:18,625
這麼說我就多喝一杯

630
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:28,458
小舞，這裡都是阿叔阿伯

631
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,125
妳會習慣嗎？

632
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,791
會啊，很好玩

633
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,750
阿伯老了，怕吵

634
00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:41,708
妳知道我現在最愛做什麼？

635
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:45,583
上酒店

636
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:48,916
妳也知道上酒店哦？

637
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:54,125
我跟妳講，阿伯現在不愛去酒店了

638
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,500
最愛釣魚

639
00:53:58,291 --> 00:54:00,583
伯仔，我也好愛釣魚

640
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:01,791
你都去哪裡釣？

641
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:06,666
我以前習慣每天一早

642
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:11,958
跟溪哥仔去楓林溪釣

643
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,458
如果一天不釣

644
00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:18,541
整天就不對勁

645
00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:39,958
來，喝一杯

646
00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,458
小舞，妳不用防著我

647
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:53,750
我是不會搶走溪哥的

648
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:58,166
我跟妳說

649
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,333
溪哥他心裡一直都有妳

650
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:09,291
有一天妳會知道的

651
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:56,250
去哪裡？

652
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,125
上次很囂張嘛

653
00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,125
媽的，問妳話，跩屁啊？回答！

654
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:15,708
瞅什麼？妳在跩什麼？

655
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,666
九年級愛班嘛

656
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,041
幹他媽的，不要動手動腳

657
00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:23,541
叫什麼名字？

658
00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,125
林北小舞

659
00:56:28,791 --> 00:56:30,083
靠北啦

660
00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:31,208
林北小舞

661
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:32,375
她說林北嗎？

662
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,375
我幹妳老爸啦！

663
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,375
幹我老爸，妳會後悔

664
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,333
後悔啥小？

665
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:44,041
妳爸誰？說啊！

666
00:56:45,166 --> 00:56:46,125
看一下

667
00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,000
-還我！
-走開啦！

668
00:56:48,291 --> 00:56:49,333
手機啦

669
00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:50,916
ｉＰｈｏｎｅ！

670
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,541
-還我！
-給我

671
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:53,750
-還我！
-妳來拿啊

672
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,000
還我！

673
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:56,625
妳推屁啊？

674
00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,291
-推什麼推啊？
-還我

675
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:04,583
跟妳講，妳最好給我注意一點

676
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:08,500
走

677
00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:19,875
靠北，小敏！

678
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,750
流血了

679
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:23,125
這裡啦

680
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:27,291
小兔崽子！

681
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:31,625
誰先動手？

682
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:34,500
是我先動手的

683
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,916
小舞有跟妳嗆堵嗎？

684
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,500
她嗆…

685
00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:46,708
林北小舞

686
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,166
她有講到我，還是鐵牛大仔嗎？

687
00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:58,666
沒有，她沒講，所以我才…

688
00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:02,833
溪哥大仔，小舞若是有嗆鐵牛大仔

689
00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:04,208
或是溪哥大仔你出來

690
00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,708
小敏還敢動手

691
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:07,000
我真會揍扁她！

692
00:58:10,166 --> 00:58:12,250
好啦，沒事了

693
00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:15,541
好了，都自己人

694
00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:18,125
小敏也知道不對了

695
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:21,333
多謝鐵牛大仔

696
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,208
小敏，妳還不快跟鐵牛大仔

697
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,041
跟溪哥大仔說謝謝

698
00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:29,416
鐵牛阿伯，溪哥阿伯，多謝

699
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,500
阿國，沒事了

700
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,458
抱歉，那不打擾了，我們先走了

701
00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:36,916
有空來泡茶啦

702
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,541
好，多謝…

703
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:44,208
溪哥仔，過來泡茶啦

704
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:50,541
林北小舞…

705
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:56,291
做父母跟做兄弟一樣

706
00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,166
你知道哪一點嗎？

707
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,625
在快樂中煩惱

708
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,625
亦在煩惱中快樂

709
00:59:09,291 --> 00:59:11,208
你現在是在演布袋戲

710
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:14,000
還是在吟詩作對？

711
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,958
我講的是

712
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,250
現在養小孩很花錢

713
00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:25,166
現在做兄弟實在是很難賺

714
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:29,000
電動、賭博、粉味

715
00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:30,416
無一項可做

716
00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:35,208
是啊，我們是辛苦人

717
00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:38,583
公司若是要經營下去

718
00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:40,375
一定要想辦法轉

719
00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:43,708
牛大仔，你有想法？

720
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,625
做藥品

721
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:56,916
好了…這麼多年了

722
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,458
你都一樣

723
00:59:58,541 --> 00:59:59,416
喝茶啦！

724
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:04,333
大仔，我要顧孩子

725
01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:08,291
而且有朋友找我開餐廳

726
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,458
很好啦…

727
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:23,041
小舞，妳很難找欸

728
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,916
我幹嘛跟妳報備我在這裡？

729
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:30,000
嗨，我叫阿森，我是小敏的表哥

730
01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:32,333
她本來就很白目
妳不要生她的氣啦！

731
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:34,458
喂，什麼叫很白目啦？

732
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:36,666
你把妹就把妹，關我什麼事情啊？

733
01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:39,208
你們繼續喔，我先走了

734
01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:42,541
小舞

735
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,541
上次的事，對不起啦

736
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:50,791
我不知道妳爸是溪哥大仔

737
01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:52,458
沒事啦！

738
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,791
妳的頭還好嗎？

739
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,541
哦，沒事啦

740
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:02,416
不過妳下手也太重了吧？

741
01:01:03,916 --> 01:01:06,208
我也跟妳道歉，對不起

742
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:10,875
要去哪裡啊？

743
01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,500
跟朋友出去

744
01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:14,791
-早點回來哦
-好

745
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,166
妳還化妝啊？

746
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:17,625
嗯

747
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,166
不要去奇怪的地方

748
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:23,458
好啦！

749
01:01:27,791 --> 01:01:29,333
什麼是奇怪的地方啊？

750
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:38,541
左邊一點，那一隻，藍色的

751
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,083
新的、新的！

752
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,250
-到時後來我家啊
-玩一下啊

753
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,500
把他蓋起來

754
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,500
這超好玩的

755
01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,166
不要玩了！

756
01:01:57,458 --> 01:01:58,541
猥褻！

757
01:01:59,041 --> 01:02:00,041
蓋，給他蓋

758
01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:02,791
妳幹嘛啦！

759
01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:09,666
小舞，穿這件好不好？

760
01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:16,041
不要啦，這件太黑了，換別件啦

761
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,666
這件，這件灰灰的，應該蠻好看的

762
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,041
低一點…

763
01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:24,375
不要…這件好

764
01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:25,416
這件比較亮

765
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,625
為什麼這件還是很俗啊？

766
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,875
-小舞
-老師好

767
01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:39,666
請進

768
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,958
陳先生你好

769
01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:42,083
老師好…

770
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,333
老師，請坐

771
01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:45,666
謝謝

772
01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:50,125
老師應該沒有抽煙吧？

773
01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,166
沒有

774
01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:55,333
陳先生，我是來做例行的家庭訪問

775
01:02:55,416 --> 01:02:56,333
是…

776
01:02:57,791 --> 01:02:59,375
-老師喝茶
-好，謝謝

777
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:02,458
請問在哪裡高就呢？

778
01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:04,500
-我…我在…
-金融業

779
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,541
是哪方面的金融業？

780
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,791
-就是那個…
-不良資產管理

781
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,500
哦，好

782
01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:20,208
老師，小舞假如在學校不乖

783
01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:22,583
妳儘量修理她沒關係

784
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:25,541
不會啦，現在都不體罰了

785
01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:27,958
小舞滿乖的，在學校很安靜

786
01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:32,416
至於成績方面，我相信以她的聰明

787
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,666
應該可以更好的

788
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:37,166
是，那我會好好地監督她

789
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,041
老師啊，妳辛苦了

790
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:44,333
這一點心意

791
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:45,958
這我不能收

792
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:50,708
沒有啦，這小意思啦，妳別嫌棄

793
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,583
小舞，連假快到了

794
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:55,916
妳有什麼計畫嗎？

795
01:03:57,916 --> 01:03:59,208
我想要跟溪哥…

796
01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:02,000
跟家人一起出去

797
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,416
有特別想去哪裡嗎？

798
01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:07,958
去野柳

799
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,708
那很好啊，老師很期待妳的遊記哦

800
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,708
小舞的作文寫得很好，很會編故事

801
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:21,333
上次她寫了
一個有關於黑道殺手的故事

802
01:04:21,416 --> 01:04:22,458
很精彩喔

803
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:25,291
啊？黑道殺手？

804
01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:26,958
那個是我亂寫的

805
01:04:45,541 --> 01:04:46,875
你真的送老師鑽錶？

806
01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:48,333
不好嗎？

807
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,541
她沒有嚇一跳吧？

808
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,500
應該不會吧？

809
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:55,125
你買的啊？

810
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,125
我跟開當鋪的朋友拿的

811
01:04:58,208 --> 01:04:59,166
很便宜的

812
01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:03,875
下個禮拜我要回吉隆坡一趟

813
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,333
他終於肯簽字離婚了

814
01:05:07,416 --> 01:05:08,458
他沒有為難妳吧？

815
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,375
為難也這麼多年了

816
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,250
終於不為難了

817
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:25,583
牛大仔！

818
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:29,833
溪哥，來…喝茶、喝茶！

819
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,750
謝謝

820
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:35,500
對了

821
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:39,250
我看夢中仔這件事

822
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,625
你要高抬貴手啦

823
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:47,458
大仔你開口了，就算數吧

824
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:49,750
多謝…

825
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:52,500
溪哥仔

826
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:56,583
你以後就叫夢中仔要有規矩一點

827
01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,583
不要那樣沒大沒小

828
01:05:58,666 --> 01:06:01,250
是啦，不會有下次了

829
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,083
組長，夢中仔的事，真的很抱歉

830
01:06:07,416 --> 01:06:10,000
來，抽煙啦

831
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:26,416
好啦，這件事情到這邊結束

832
01:06:28,291 --> 01:06:31,833
溪哥仔，以後就自己人了

833
01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:35,416
鐵牛大仔說的泰國生意

834
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:38,041
以後是不是能好好配合？

835
01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:46,458
組長，我真沒看過

836
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,458
像你這麼髒的條子

837
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:51,583
你們忙吧！

838
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:01,875
幹你娘，他現在是什麼態度？

839
01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:06,291
這樣夢中仔的事我要怎樣吞下去？

840
01:07:21,791 --> 01:07:23,375
幹嘛沒事讓我戴帽子啊？

841
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,541
你留平頭看起來很兇

842
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,208
這叫山本頭

843
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,500
站這兒

844
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:37,083
看這裡，看這裡喔

845
01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:38,208
要笑喔

846
01:07:42,416 --> 01:07:43,333
要蹲下來

847
01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:44,791
對，然後看高一點

848
01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:47,166
這裡…看這裡

849
01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:03,833
小舞，生日快樂！

850
01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:05,500
生日快樂！

851
01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:06,666
小舞十五歲了

852
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,625
謝謝

853
01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,166
這是第一次我們幫妳過生日

854
01:08:09,916 --> 01:08:11,791
祝福妳健康快樂

855
01:08:12,166 --> 01:08:13,125
青春美麗

856
01:08:13,833 --> 01:08:14,916
謝謝

857
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:17,333
-生日快樂歌！
-好

858
01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:19,666
預備，開始！

859
01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:23,166
誰啊？

860
01:08:28,791 --> 01:08:30,500
生日大熊！

861
01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:32,208
-謝謝
-拿得動喔？

862
01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:33,291
可以

863
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,875
溪哥，不好意思

864
01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,500
-你們怎知道？
-你不夠意思耶

865
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:38,708
小舞生日，你沒有跟我們通知一下

866
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,958
幸好Ｆａｃｅｂｏｏｋ有通知

867
01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:44,750
什麼“非死不可”？

868
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:46,708
過生日在講非死不可？

869
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:50,000
沒有啦，ＦＢ啦！小舞有ＦＢ喔？

870
01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,416
-有，我加她了
-她有加你？

871
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,750
有，她沒加你嗎？

872
01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:54,791
好了…唱歌了，不要說了

873
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:58,583
好，唱歌…！預備，開始！

874
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,041
-♪祝妳生日快樂♪
-林北小舞生日

875
01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:03,125
不用先通知一下啊？

876
01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:04,208
牛大仔！

877
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,708
蛋糕弄得那麼小

878
01:09:06,791 --> 01:09:07,791
怕人吃啊？

879
01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:10,750
牛大仔，坐

880
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:17,416
小舞，幸好有人通知我

881
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:18,541
我就有準備

882
01:09:19,166 --> 01:09:21,250
來！生日快樂！

883
01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:24,791
謝謝伯仔！

884
01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:31,375
溪哥仔，你今晚是怎樣？

885
01:09:31,458 --> 01:09:33,208
裝那個屎面

886
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,791
我跟你說，生意不一起做

887
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:40,416
兄弟仍在啦，不是嗎？

888
01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:43,583
知啦

889
01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:48,791
祝妳生日快樂

890
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:52,791
祝妳生日快樂

891
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:02,875
準備喔…

892
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:05,666
好，一、二、三！

893
01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:09,125
一、二、三！

894
01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:19,041
剛才誰說輸了要喝飲料，妳要請我們

895
01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:20,750
我沒有輸啦，是你自己輸的

896
01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,041
別推啦

897
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,833
你自己輸了，你還不承認

898
01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:09,291
-剛剛那個好吃嗎？
-嗯

899
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:13,875
下雨

900
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,208
妳幫我一個忙，好不好？

901
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:19,583
什麼忙？

902
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:23,000
這個借放一下

903
01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:27,958
我沒有菸牌
回家被我爸搜到，我就ＧＧ了

904
01:11:41,583 --> 01:11:43,375
為什麼是那個男的送妳回來的？

905
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:45,500
沒有啊

906
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,291
交男朋友啦？

907
01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:55,458
妳過來，過來

908
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:03,416
妳才讀國中

909
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,791
現在交男朋友還太早，妳知道嗎？

910
01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,291
我沒有交啦

911
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,791
包包給我！

912
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:13,666
給我！

913
01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:35,833
這什麼？

914
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,125
妳朋友嗑藥啊？

915
01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:49,375
跪下！

916
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,000
為什麼我要跪下？

917
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:53,083
跪下！

918
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,583
叫妳跪下就跪下！

919
01:13:01,958 --> 01:13:04,916
以前的兄弟最看不起做毒品的

920
01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:08,666
我就是這種人

921
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:12,625
我甘願落魄也不會沾這個

922
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,125
為什麼跪下？妳還把我帶回家

923
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:21,958
我告訴妳

924
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:26,333
以後不准妳跟那個男的再來往

925
01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:28,375
還有小敏

926
01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:32,166
小敏又沒有做錯什麼

927
01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,625
妳跟小敏在一起只會越學越壞！

928
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,500
你那些朋友不也都是流氓！

929
01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:44,541
還頂嘴！

930
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,375
妳現在是怎樣？

931
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:50,958
要學我是不是？學我出來混是不是？

932
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,083
我就是要學你！

933
01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,500
我還學你刺青！

934
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:02,083
妳還刺青？

935
01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:05,666
你可以，為什麼我不可以？

936
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,083
不可以就是不可以！

937
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:12,958
為什麼不可以學你？

938
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:25,500
溪哥就是因為在乎妳，才會那麼生氣

939
01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:28,916
如果換成是夢中仔他們
早就打下去了

940
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:33,625
對，我比妳還小的時候就跟著溪哥

941
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,708
他每天噹…到現在

942
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:37,833
小時候他不是用噹的，他是用打的

943
01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:39,416
他是拿那個棍子…

944
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:41,208
大仔

945
01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,958
小舞還在難過，去跟她講一聲

946
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:54,416
夢中仔，把空瓶子搬到外面去

947
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,500
空瓶子喔？

948
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,500
我今天嚇到妳了？

949
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,916
我不是故意兇妳

950
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,500
我心裡急

951
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,000
我怕

952
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:52,875
我以為你什麼都不怕

953
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:57,041
妳來台灣以後，我開始會怕了

954
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:02,291
那你後悔讓我來嗎？

955
01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:04,375
我只是擔心

956
01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:07,041
你不用擔心啊

957
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,458
妳一直在學我，我怎麼可能不擔心？

958
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,958
溪哥，你是我最親的人

959
01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:17,166
我不學你，我要學誰？

960
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:20,625
妳根本不用學，妳是我生的

961
01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:22,291
妳本來就會了

962
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,250
溪哥，你戴帽子滿好看的

963
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,416
真的喔？

964
01:16:55,791 --> 01:16:58,291
小舞，妳幹嘛今天都不理我？

965
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:06,958
妳幹嘛啊？

966
01:18:18,875 --> 01:18:22,833
國外這條線，大家認真點做

967
01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:24,375
很快就成了

968
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:34,666
大仔

969
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:43,958
牛大仔

970
01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:49,666
這個是在小舞的包包裡找到的

971
01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:50,666
什麼？

972
01:18:52,083 --> 01:18:53,625
小舞的包包有這？

973
01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:02,083
我會查清楚！

974
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:05,666
沒下次了，我們到此吧！

975
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,583
溪哥仔、溪哥仔！

976
01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,958
你真的要為了這跟我翻臉？

977
01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:13,416
大仔！

978
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:18,625
夢中仔、小燦，你們若要做這個

979
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,583
以後大家就別往來吧

980
01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:23,583
溪哥

981
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,083
-大仔！
-別再說了

982
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:33,916
所以…

983
01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:37,416
去野柳那次
是我們全家第一次出去玩？

984
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:38,708
嗯…

985
01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:41,166
那你為什麼把我們丟在旅館？

986
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:42,791
你跑去哪裡？

987
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:44,833
妳別再問了

988
01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:48,583
你以後不可以這樣子

989
01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:50,083
好啦

990
01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:54,375
其實野柳，自從上一次跟妳們之後

991
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,375
我就再也沒來過了

992
01:19:58,208 --> 01:20:00,875
溪哥，你看啦！

993
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:03,750
頭不要伸出車外，很危險

994
01:20:16,791 --> 01:20:18,291
溪哥！

995
01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:20,250
我們一起拍照

996
01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:21,333
一、二、三！

997
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,375
妳朋友這麼多啊？

998
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:55,708
哪有，一張給阿嬤、一張給小玉

999
01:20:58,541 --> 01:20:59,916
那妳現在寫給誰啊？

1000
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:12,458
第一次寫明信片給自己

1001
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:15,375
現在的我寫給未來的我

1002
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:17,750
希望未來的我

1003
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:19,958
跟現在一樣快樂

1004
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,375
你要不要寫一張給自己？

1005
01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:30,375
不要吧，我字寫得很醜

1006
01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:34,333
沒關係呀，我又不會笑你

1007
01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:37,833
妳明明在笑

1008
01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:40,541
不然我幫你寫一張

1009
01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:42,041
你要寫給誰？

1010
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,250
Ｃｏｃｏ嗎？

1011
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:46,250
沒禮貌，是Ｃｏｃｏ阿姨

1012
01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:47,541
喔

1013
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:53,666
溪哥，如果Ｃｏｃｏ阿姨離婚了

1014
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:55,208
你會跟她結婚嗎？

1015
01:21:57,416 --> 01:21:58,750
小孩子問這麼多！

1016
01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:01,333
這對我來說很重要啊

1017
01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:04,416
應該不會吧

1018
01:22:05,791 --> 01:22:06,750
為什麼？

1019
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:09,666
因為有妳就好啦

1020
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:35,166
溪哥說得對，這條路不好啦

1021
01:22:36,083 --> 01:22:37,375
現在後悔也來不及了

1022
01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:41,500
不然我們做這次就好了，好嗎？

1023
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:43,666
好啦，我知啦！

1024
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:45,916
這裡喔

1025
01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,916
撞到了啦

1026
01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:00,916
啥小！

1027
01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:07,166
往前一點啦，後面過不去啦！

1028
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,916
-下車！
-熄火！

1029
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:10,375
這麼剛好！

1030
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,083
-下車！
-出來啦！幹！

1031
01:23:13,375 --> 01:23:14,458
是怎樣啦？

1032
01:23:14,666 --> 01:23:16,000
出來！下車！

1033
01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:17,291
是在搞什麼？

1034
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,458
這麼兇

1035
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:24,333
-啥小啦？
-來！

1036
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,375
搜搜看！

1037
01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:27,875
走啦！

1038
01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:28,958
幹什麼啦？

1039
01:23:29,041 --> 01:23:30,375
幹你媽的雞掰！

1040
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:32,166
-別亂動
-下車！

1041
01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:34,750
那什麼？

1042
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:36,458
幹你媽的雞掰！

1043
01:23:36,541 --> 01:23:38,208
你在幹啥小？

1044
01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:39,666
輕點啦，幹你娘的

1045
01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:41,750
後面查一下

1046
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:48,250
這麼重

1047
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,083
大攤的呢

1048
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,500
賓果！

1049
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:56,708
這是啥？

1050
01:23:56,791 --> 01:23:59,125
-米糕啦
-不是很厲害？

1051
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:07,708
我說過，這條我一定會討回來的！

1052
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:12,458
給我抓到了吧？要弄你太簡單了！

1053
01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:16,750
你瞪什麼？站好！

1054
01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:21,833
車鑰匙呢？

1055
01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:26,625
手機

1056
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,000
這你的車鑰匙啊？

1057
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:34,583
還用這麼好的手機？

1058
01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:36,625
行情不錯嘛！

1059
01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:45,875
幹你娘的！

1060
01:24:49,916 --> 01:24:50,916
把他們放開

1061
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,583
我等著看好戲

1062
01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:02,708
收隊！

1063
01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:07,000
幹！

1064
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:10,291
這就叫愛到卡慘死啦

1065
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,291
愛你去死哩

1066
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:15,250
死哩？快找啦

1067
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:21,000
這是怎麼找啦！你跳下去啊

1068
01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:25,833
現在死定了啦

1069
01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:28,125
挫屎啦，被吃掉了啦，幹你娘！

1070
01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:37,458
沒人接

1071
01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:43,833
大仔，小燦有在玩地下期貨

1072
01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:46,791
最近好像賠不少

1073
01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:49,541
他該不會落跑了？

1074
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:58,916
大仔，七千萬的貨

1075
01:25:59,208 --> 01:26:00,625
我們現在要怎麼處理？

1076
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:04,750
我的名字是你取的嗎？

1077
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:06,458
嗯

1078
01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:09,333
那為什麼我叫心舞？

1079
01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:13,291
因為妳媽很喜歡跳舞

1080
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:17,041
那她跳舞一定很厲害

1081
01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:22,083
剛好相反，她沒有跳舞細胞

1082
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:25,916
跳得很爛，我都跳得比她好

1083
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,000
就是因為這個缺憾

1084
01:26:29,958 --> 01:26:33,916
她說她要生一個很會跳舞的女兒

1085
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,833
以後跳舞給我看

1086
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:45,250
你不要看我，我不會跳舞

1087
01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:48,791
哇，那這個名字不是白取了？

1088
01:26:52,333 --> 01:26:54,583
你剛剛不是說
你跳得比媽媽還要好嗎？

1089
01:26:54,666 --> 01:26:55,708
那你去跳一首

1090
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:57,958
我只是跳得比她好一點

1091
01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,291
而且我很久沒跳了

1092
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:04,250
跳啦，拜託啦

1093
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,750
-妳真的想看？
-嗯

1094
01:27:09,875 --> 01:27:10,750
好

1095
01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:12,500
歡迎溪哥

1096
01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:15,000
我就來一段這個…

1097
01:27:15,458 --> 01:27:18,666
我年輕的時候很流行的機械舞

1098
01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:19,625
好

1099
01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:21,291
先熱身一下

1100
01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:35,500
機器人倒退嚕

1101
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:38,791
敬你，吳董！

1102
01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:41,208
謝謝你們過來！

1103
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:42,666
我們來很久了

1104
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,000
那你們先坐一會兒喔

1105
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,583
Ｓａｋｕｒａ，趕快去招呼一下

1106
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:55,458
-好
-發生什麼事了？

1107
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:56,958
出事了！

1108
01:27:57,250 --> 01:27:58,125
出什麼事？

1109
01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:01,791
出了什麼事啊？你們別亂來啊！

1110
01:28:07,291 --> 01:28:08,208
黑張啦

1111
01:28:14,416 --> 01:28:15,625
你們需要錢嗎？

1112
01:28:19,041 --> 01:28:19,958
姐仔

1113
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:23,708
有機會

1114
01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:24,958
我們再回來看妳

1115
01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:33,958
不行，我先打電話給溪哥

1116
01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:37,416
Ｓａｋｕｒａ，今天我們提早打烊

1117
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,583
機器人接個電話

1118
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:49,166
哪有人沒跳完 就講電話？不認真

1119
01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:51,583
警察臨檢！把音樂關掉！

1120
01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:53,750
不要亂動！我們接獲線報

1121
01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:55,833
有人在你們店裡面藏了毒品

1122
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,375
-喂！
-請乖乖配合調查

1123
01:28:59,166 --> 01:29:00,958
-搜！
-組長

1124
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:03,416
你誤會了，怎麼可能呢？

1125
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,291
Ｃｏｃｏ，這是例行公事

1126
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:08,833
妳先坐著休息一下，沒事…

1127
01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:12,541
唉呦，你還敢來啊？

1128
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,625
你怎麼這麼愛我啦？

1129
01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:18,833
因為我們有緣，走到哪都遇得到啦

1130
01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:19,875
找到了

1131
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:27,791
唉呦，還真的有，這誰的啊？

1132
01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:29,541
這不可能的事啊

1133
01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:31,333
這誰的？

1134
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:32,458
你說呢？

1135
01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:34,291
溪哥的吧？

1136
01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:35,750
都我的

1137
01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:37,125
你一定要這麼玩嗎？

1138
01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:38,416
別鬧了啦

1139
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,125
那你就該死了

1140
01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,500
小舞，回台北

1141
01:29:46,541 --> 01:29:48,250
你上次請我一罐啤酒

1142
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,791
今天讓我請回來了，啊？

1143
01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:55,208
大家喬得一樣大，這樣你有意見嗎？

1144
01:29:59,041 --> 01:30:00,041
小燦

1145
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:02,583
我阿公你幫我照顧好嗎？

1146
01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:04,958
我阿嬤你幫我照顧啦

1147
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,666
還笑？

1148
01:30:16,583 --> 01:30:19,041
溪哥，為什麼我們要回去啊？

1149
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:33,333
夢中仔、夢中仔！

1150
01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:36,000
幹你娘！

1151
01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:41,458
幹、幹！

1152
01:30:49,708 --> 01:30:50,583
喂！

1153
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:52,083
幹你娘！

1154
01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:24,750
臭雞巴！

1155
01:32:48,541 --> 01:32:49,458
好

1156
01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:52,291
好

1157
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,500
今天還是要去釣魚？

1158
01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:04,625
要

1159
01:33:06,625 --> 01:33:09,541
該當要面對的，還是要面對

1160
01:33:26,958 --> 01:33:28,208
你可以不要去嗎？

1161
01:33:29,958 --> 01:33:31,041
我也不想去啊

1162
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:34,000
如果我沒有回來，妳就回金門

1163
01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:35,708
我不要

1164
01:33:37,291 --> 01:33:38,333
那我跟你去

1165
01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:39,375
不行！

1166
01:33:40,750 --> 01:33:41,708
妳留在家裡

1167
01:34:10,791 --> 01:34:12,541
你知道我後面刺的是什麼嗎？

1168
01:34:16,666 --> 01:34:17,541
刺什麼？

1169
01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:32,375
風獅爺上面抱著一隻魚

1170
01:34:33,625 --> 01:34:35,208
那一隻魚是溪哥仔

1171
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:40,166
我希望風獅爺可以保佑你

1172
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:47,583
一切順利，平平安安

1173
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:21,791
我等你好久啊

1174
01:36:23,666 --> 01:36:25,791
這溪底溪哥仔真多

1175
01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:28,666
你看

1176
01:36:32,750 --> 01:36:35,833
不用講那麼多，我不是來釣魚的

1177
01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:38,125
我是來討一個交代

1178
01:36:44,916 --> 01:36:46,208
你跟黑張合謀對吧？

1179
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:10,083
今天事情會變得那麼大條

1180
01:37:10,708 --> 01:37:12,500
都是你這死人個性

1181
01:37:12,875 --> 01:37:14,250
那三條人命呢？

1182
01:37:15,083 --> 01:37:18,125
好，我現在就還你！

1183
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:40,708
準備了很多金銀財寶

1184
01:37:40,791 --> 01:37:43,708
還有三牲水果，請前來享用

1185
01:37:43,791 --> 01:37:45,291
今天是開業

1186
01:37:46,083 --> 01:37:48,666
也保佑我們開業大吉，謝謝

1187
01:37:53,666 --> 01:37:54,625
頭家！

1188
01:37:55,166 --> 01:37:56,125
新開張啊？

1189
01:37:56,208 --> 01:37:57,708
-是啊！
-恭喜喔！

1190
01:37:57,791 --> 01:37:59,291
裡面坐、裡面坐！

1191
01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:00,500
看要吃啥？

1192
01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:02,666
小舞啊，招呼一下

1193
01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:03,833
妳要吃什麼？

1194
01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:04,958
四神湯兩碗

1195
01:38:05,041 --> 01:38:06,458
好，裡面坐

1196
01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:24,125
放炮哦！

1197
01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:58,833
溪哥、溪哥！

1198
01:40:04,208 --> 01:40:05,666
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