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食飯逛街三百

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看電影加兩百

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牽、抱、親…

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你帥不帥？

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我們每天都見面，你說我帥嗎？

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這女的真是她

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-你往哪跑呀？
-書，你不要？

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跑什麼呀？

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想不到連她也是

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真的是她

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Jennifer 你是這次選美冠軍的大熱門

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對此你有什麼感想？

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都是網民厚愛而已

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網絡上揭露了你的
大尺度照片說你是 PTGF

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-照片中人是不是你？
-不好意思…

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那個也是

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你是否認識這個「考試一百分」？

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要不要澄清一下？

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與我無關，不是我

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真的是你

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什麼？相片發給我看看

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太太你沒事吧？

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你當出租女友已經夠離譜

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還穿我的Chanel套裝去接客

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電台呼叫，香港大廈天台有人企圖自殺

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小姐，你冷靜點

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別過來，再靠近我就跳下去

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我以後怎麼見人？別管我！

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想不到這次相片揭露事件威力會這麼大

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三千多張不雅照片全被人放上網

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不嚴重才怪

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那群女孩好慘，有很多還是學生

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放相片上網的人真混蛋

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那個女生情緒激動

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一度企圖跳樓

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在場警員不停勸說

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是的，我就是那個混蛋

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網上的人叫我Rubbishptgf

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也有人叫我「考試一百分」

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真名就不要問了

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王家俊

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名字剛才有人介紹過了

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我剛唸完中五，家人就送我去了英國

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為什麼回來香港？

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我媽安排我畢業後在這間會計師行上班

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是的，Albert

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融華上市案的審計報告怎樣了？

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很急，告訴同事們今晚熬夜加班

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又加班？！昨晚已經通宵過

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讓他們歇一下吧

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你以為我很喜歡催促你這群垃圾嗎

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大哥，我也正在被人吹

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你稍等

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想累死人嗎？

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我不管你們今晚要結婚還是要掃墓

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總之幫我搞定它，再見

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辛苦了

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謝謝！

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謝謝！我打給你，拜拜

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拜拜

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爸爸你說好的十分鐘，怎麼這麼久？

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爸爸出了名很久的，我們回去唱生日歌

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吹蠟燭好不好？走吧

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凱子俊，今晚的局沒有你不行的

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是的一定要來，不見不散

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你們這群混蛋，還記得我生日

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是不是約了人？先走吧

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不過今晚宵夜你請客

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我先走不太好吧，不過宵夜來說

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嘩，有兩千塊，今晚吃什麼好呢？

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等一下！兩千塊今晚而已

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這個禮拜晚餐宵夜，我請客

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好！俊哥真棒

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辛苦大家

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馬上給錢，六百

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多謝了

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不要這麼囂張，輝柴，他朝君體也相同

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輝柴，高佬

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你閉嘴

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我不跟你計較，我最近走桃花運

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你走桃花運？那誰走霉運？

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不像你，這幾年都沒害過人

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別聽他掰
打飛機打上腦嗎？一張相片也沒有

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你不懂

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緣份這種東西要來，攔也攔不住！

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我昨晚英雄救美，一秒打三個

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你說什麼？

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就是你這種人
寫這麼爛故事，弄垮整個電影業

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一秒打三個，拳王嗎？

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開玩笑而已

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小姐，一個人嗎？

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你說呢？

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寶貝，不要玩人家了，過來吧

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寶貝，好想你呀

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口不口渴？

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那麼不小心？！

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-全濕了
-我要幫她擦了

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還沒跟你們介紹，我女朋友，波波

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你好

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開球！

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彎低一點，再彎低一點

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我們準備，一二三，打出去

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對，就是這樣，太棒了

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哎呀，輸掉了

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不要緊，輸五度而已，我付

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這樣，再來一局，一百塊一度

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一度一百塊？

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不如讓我試一下，如果輸了我自己付

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這麼多東西不試，你試打球

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試過才知道，棍，擺球

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對，就是這樣，往中袋去

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哈哈八十度，繼續，去

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這就一百零五度了

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前面那五百塊就算了，整數一萬塊

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沒天理

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是呀，沒天理

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我當了那麼多年編劇
也寫不出剛才的荒謬情節

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我明白，我真的明白，過去了由他吧

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過什麼去呀！他們還在下面摸摸，抓抓

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我呢，摸自己而已

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你真的這麼有感覺的話

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把它寫成故事，你是個編劇呀

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行嗎？

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行，故事就叫做「沒天理」

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沒天理之好色的巨人

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可以的，沒事了，好兄弟

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喂，你看那邊？

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對不起，華哥，你的車位被人佔了

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我馬上幫你處理好

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不關你事，快叫車走吧

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咦，我手機呢？
怕是留球房了，陪我去拿

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怎麼這麼煩，我要回家了，再約

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什麼？今晚就這樣散了？

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啊！漏了樣東西送你，goodbye kiss

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好了好了走吧，回去寫故事吧

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良哥！有空再來

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沒問題，贏了球一定來，再見

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親愛的，你不愛我啦？

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兩分鐘之前還愛

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那不如我多陪你一下

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不好吧，收那麼貴

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又不讓抱，又不能親

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但剛才你那些朋友光盯著我看都硬了

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就知道我是物超所值

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說實在連我也硬了

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算了，怕了你

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你們PTGF真的太現實了

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謝謝親愛的，那我先走了

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喂，臨走親一下吧？

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拜拜

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去死吧

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喂，我剛下班

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別提了，那個矮醜窮毒肥

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看他卯盡都只有兩寸，全是包皮

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跟你哪有得比

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星期六…八小時？

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我可以呀

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我們星期六見，老公

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媽咪

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阿俊，記不記得今天什麼日子呀？

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你記得？

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這麼重要的日子，媽怎麼會忘記

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那你記得，早點上網幫我訂

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訂什麼？

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iphone呀，還說你記得

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記得記得

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四部

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嗯，知道

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連你親生母親都忘記你生日的時候

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你真的不能怪全地球的人都忘記你生日

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喂，買飲料

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歡迎光臨，二十塊

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這麼貴？

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二十塊兩支

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我只要一支

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請我喝一支

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你贏

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二十塊

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嘩！你看那邊

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生日快樂！

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許個願吧

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許願許這麼久

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禮物，很可愛吧！

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在村口撿的

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狗？不要狗，一直都不喜歡狗

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你先拿著，旺你桃花

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俊仔，你今天生日呀？

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-是的，奶奶
-什麼？

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是的，奶奶

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生日快樂！長大了，找個女孩談談戀愛

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順便找個給肥強

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昨晚他死掉的
老爸老媽報夢，想要抱孫子

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喂，你有沒有聽過BTGF？

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什麼BTGF？PTGF吧

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什麼？

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Part time girl friend ,IG多得是

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那你有沒有玩過？

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喂，你有沒有玩過？

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那群女生，親一下要錢

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抓一下又要錢，煩死了

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你不是七年沒談戀愛

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想靠這些爛科技找愛情吧？會出事的

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萬一像你那個初戀情人

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騙光你的錢，那你怎麼辦？

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難道開個IG、Facebook查她？

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喂，我今天生日
不要提以前的事可不可以？

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你沒聽過有個偉人說過嗎？

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不要浪費無謂的時間泡妞

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不如正正經經地跟我去叫雞

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神經病

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來吧，今天你生日

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不想去呀

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不喜歡都看一下
那女的胸部很大，超正點

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不要呀

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皮膚白，今天是替工，過兩天就走了

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你再不試就沒機會，先看看

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你好帥哥，進來玩玩，雙飛有折扣

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可以嗎？

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不是可不可以
是我不適合，你讓我走吧

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不行

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七年，足足七年了

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你現在不是要告訴別人你威風

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是要告訴別人你弟弟還能行

226
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,350
不是呀，又不是女朋友

227
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,193
又沒感情，不行的不要逼我，走了

228
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,834
有毛病

229
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:32,436
不要關門
我們今天不會要你白白開這道門的

230
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,838
那好，這裏五百塊

231
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,036
交給你，你看好漂亮，快上吧

232
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,028
自己進來吧

233
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,952
這麼大的人
還老是要人幫你擦屁股，真是的

234
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,757
好，腿張開點，對

235
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,511
含住自己手指，正點正點

236
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,839
摸黑寡婦的臉

237
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,119
再摸一下自己屁股

238
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,351
什麼？

239
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,919
老闆，我哪有這麼多隻手
做這麼多件事呢？

240
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,310
喂！你有沒有付錢？

241
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,353
沒有？滾

242
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,715
在我的場子想拍照不付錢？

243
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,120
經常有這種人，快點繼續

244
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,513
看這邊，對

245
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,678
腳可以伸直嗎？

246
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,518
喜歡呀？追吧

247
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,996
這邊，正面燈

248
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,433
抖一下身體，對啦

249
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,110
五百塊先還你，叫雞不能請

250
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,594
這麼快搞完？

251
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,071
很快嗎？還不都是這樣

252
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,668
剛才你一離開

253
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,149
我走進房間
見到廁所的水龍頭還在滴水

254
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,999
我當然知道這是她迫不及待的性暗示

255
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,319
我一轉過臉，哼

256
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,958
果然，她已經脫了胸罩

257
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,951
好大的奶，你猜她什麼罩杯？

258
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,554
講重點

259
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,798
這麼正的身材，波推加一百好嗎？

260
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,949
奈何我不夠錢

261
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,149
我不是給了你五百

262
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,639
叫雞不能請的

263
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,959
這麼有原則

264
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,553
重頭戲來了

265
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,755
她接著走進洗手間開水幫我洗澡

266
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,751
小洗就可以了，我趕時間

267
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,312
嘩，好大呀！

268
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,598
人家說你的肚子而已？

269
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,874
你到底還聽不聽？

270
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,630
好的，你繼續

271
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,514
洗完澡我叫她用吹風機幫我把毛吹乾

272
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:53,996
真多餘

273
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,672
這是情趣

274
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,718
她看我這麼有要求，還順便幫我弄造型

275
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,996
之後開了保險套想幫我吹

276
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,672
嗯，挺香的，水果味

277
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,398
環保吹行不行？

278
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,033
可以，加兩百

279
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,038
那算了，我趕時間

280
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,030
這段可以省略

281
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,359
在這個時候

282
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,713
我只好停了下來

283
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,116
她一聽完電話，就開始哭了

284
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,190
我媽病了

285
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,352
哦，所以你這麼快下來

286
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,670
不是

287
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,233
媽呀

288
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,435
你不用理我，我自己能搞定

289
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,710
媽咪呀

290
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,639
嘩，你真是個人渣

291
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,633
五百塊可不能白花

292
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,870
下次讓她們穿裙子吧

293
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,677
說得對，你看連小褲褲也拍不到

294
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,996
吉仔，是不是等了很久

295
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,878
我想談戀愛

296
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,992
不如我們IG聊

297
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,837
你的朋友做不做呀？

298
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,799
你說芷純，幫你問問她，打給你

299
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,913
走囉

300
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,119
吉仔，拜拜

301
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,554
他看著我做什麼？

302
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,315
各位兄弟，怎麼樣？

303
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,992
什麼時候再約打球？

304
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,036
我跟波波等你們來

305
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,032
你是Angela baby？

306
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,550
嗯

307
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,910
你？

308
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,149
是我呀

309
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,549
嘩

310
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,273
我想問下，不合適可以退貨嗎？

311
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,797
你對我沒感覺嗎？

312
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,029
差了一點

313
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,955
一百元車馬費

314
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,189
嘩

315
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,874
你到底用了什麼修圖軟件？

316
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,388
美圖秀秀

317
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,516
SODA

318
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,311
SNOW

319
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,989
picsart

320
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,315
嘩，PIG ART

321
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,759
行不行呀？

322
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,755
你來早了

323
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,228
我一向很準時

324
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,557
老太婆，那個人為什麼給你錢？

325
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,357
我不知道，我問他拼桌行不行而已

326
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,155
-喂
-嗯？

327
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,799
你真的不做了嗎？

328
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,395
你還好意思說

329
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,155
說什麼只是陪客人逛街、吃飯

330
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,115
昨天那個人對我毛手毛腳的，想摸我

331
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,238
你試想一下
如果那個人長得像G-dragon

332
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,277
我想你已經免費和他

333
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,272
我不會

334
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,397
求你了
賣兩張big bang演唱會門票給我們

335
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,672
正台前，我爸也是托關係

336
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,796
在內部認購才有，很難買的

337
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,720
智障，用那麼多錢買個站位

338
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,439
我買山頂位還可以坐呢

339
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,955
「開房加多少錢？」

340
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,634
全部回座位

341
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,157
我剛剛收到封匿名信

342
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,430
舉報我們班有女同學做

343
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,668
出租女友

344
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,674
相信沒人會自己站出來承認

345
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,074
手機給我拿出來

346
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,551
手機

347
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,113
校長，其實手機是我的私人物品

348
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,718
不想拿出來是嗎？

349
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,870
解鎖

350
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,710
拿來

351
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,949
你可不可以解釋一下

352
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,076
什麼叫「打飛機加八百」？

353
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,110
跟我出來

354
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,029
馬上通知她家長

355
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,149
好的，校長

356
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,273
剛才真的嚇死我，還好沒事

357
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,557
早說小米的分身系統最管用

358
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,669
還是你聰明

359
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,553
不知道Coco怎麼樣了？

360
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,916
想不到她也做出租女友

361
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,159
有錢人可能閒得慌沒事做
你理她幹什麼

362
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:05,275
對了，吉仔真的不可以再放我家裏

363
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,912
牠昨天咬爛沙發，我爸媽又罵我了

364
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,035
多等幾天吧，好不好？

365
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,669
看在你的份上，其他人我要收錢

366
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,314
別算得這麼清楚，老是要收錢

367
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,272
為什麼PTGF可以這麼離譜？

368
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,954
我就覺得奇怪

369
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,590
全部這麼容易約，一約就出來

370
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,359
原來全部都是騙人的

371
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,433
所以說女人信不過

372
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,358
我前天也中招了

373
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,316
那女的明明說自己身型纖瘦

374
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,751
媽的，比我旁邊這個還胖

375
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,635
那些女的要麼不回信息

376
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,949
要麼就放我鴿子，神經病

377
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,994
其實是不是你的樣子出了問題

378
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,036
我不覺得自己的樣子有問題

379
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,432
再醜也是客戶

380
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,030
現今這樣的服務態度，不罵不行

381
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,159
強勁持久力，不做快射男

382
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,752
賣廣告滾遠點，老子我要嗎？！

383
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,909
上個禮拜天我約了一個女的，逗號

384
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,072
付錢才說假期
要加收什麼附加費，娶你媽

385
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,996
去你媽媽，感嘆號

386
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,593
約她們出來，當然是假期才有空

387
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,552
現在的女孩真是貪得無厭

388
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,320
原來PTGF的騙徒手法層出不窮

389
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,959
還有這麼多苦主

390
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,790
Iron Man都這麼多型號

391
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,718
如果我也會分身，那該多好

392
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,955
我一口氣開了二十五個IG帳號

393
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,756
只要能夠吸引那些女的注意
我可以是富二代

394
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,274
CEO、律師、飛機師

395
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,674
放一些反映生活品味的配圖，準沒錯

396
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,270
有幾個號還專門開高價，引她們上鉤

397
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,872
你們做出租女友是吧

398
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,510
我就做全職獵人

399
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,115
風景不錯吧，想當年

400
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,838
我以為自己要用五年時間

401
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,114
才能爬到這個位置

402
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,518
但原來不用，你也可以的

403
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,029
開會

404
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,033
David，算好啦，交給你

405
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,714
傳來傳去，給我看呀

406
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,108
不好意思，有點塞車

407
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,076
我快到了，你等我

408
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,512
王先生，你朋友到了

409
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,750
謝謝

410
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,390
你好，你是阿Lam？

411
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,279
你是…Leonardo de

412
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,352
Leonardo di ser Piero pikachu

413
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,349
你叫我Leon就行

414
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,197
那叫你Pikachu行不行？

415
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,789
也行

416
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,798
你長得也挺帥
為什麼不用自己的照片？

417
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,997
我先付兩千元給你

418
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,790
這麼多？

419
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,554
多謝老公

420
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,833
一會兒去哪好？

421
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,350
唱K？

422
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,270
好呀

423
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,072
剛才那兩千元已經包了，走吧

424
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,397
幹嘛喝這麼多酒，緊張嗎？

425
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,156
不是

426
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,673
為什麼你會做PTGF？

427
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,318
為什麼男人總愛問這種無聊的問題？

428
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,076
好玩，又賺到錢

429
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,073
也不是犯法的事

430
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,679
那你有沒有男朋友？

431
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,150
有呀

432
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,789
他不介意嗎？

433
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,638
我的男朋友就是你

434
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,950
三千元，好不好？

435
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,877
當是給家用嘛，來吧

436
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,548
寶貝早點休息，明天還要上班

437
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,553
阿Lam真的很專業，簡單一個信息

438
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,869
就將我內心的罪惡感，一掃而空

439
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,834
當時她是我女朋友，我跟她發生關係

440
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,914
很正常啊

441
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,834
厲害啊兄弟，有沒有內射？

442
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:45,996
那倒沒有

443
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,070
包廂好，又沒監控

444
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,549
一種消費，兩種享受

445
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,991
你真爽，約了個正妹，我一個也約不到

446
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,398
喂，可能真的是你的樣子出問題？

447
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,752
強勁持久力，不做快射男

448
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,719
喂，你廣告賣得這麼狠，真的有效嗎？

449
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,231
廚房佬不要離題

450
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,357
你要像這位兄弟一樣
有好東西就分享出來

451
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:13,397
說得對，不要總是孤軍作戰

452
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,915
團結就是力量，我支持你

453
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,271
一個兩個都這麼勵志

454
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,794
不如開個群組，娶你媽媽

455
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,949
那就快點吧

456
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,995
贊成

457
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,194
我贊成

458
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,793
我長這麼大，只試過一次考試一百分

459
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,074
被媽媽稱讚過

460
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,752
各位兄弟，多謝你們，在心中

461
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,713
喂，高佬

462
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,440
臭小子，竟然有空過來找我

463
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,954
想你了

464
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,189
去死吧你

465
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,555
就你一個？

466
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,398
廢話，哪有錢請人

467
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,029
你女朋友呢？

468
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,676
她太黏人了

469
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,150
我想有點私人時間，叫她去上學了

470
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,675
黏人？

471
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,709
拿這幾部看看

472
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,829
要哪一部？

473
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,709
四部全要了

474
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,716
耍我是不是？刷卡還是現金？

475
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,795
刷卡

476
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,872
臭小子，幹嘛買這麼多手機？

477
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,357
泡妞

478
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,069
嘩，終於肯放下了嗎

479
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,753
又想出來害人？

480
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,591
你以為買幾部
二手iphone就泡到妞嗎？

481
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,913
假設，假設我泡到呢？

482
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,832
假設，假設你真的泡到

483
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,519
像我女朋友那麼漂亮

484
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,234
這幾部手機免費

485
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,989
唉什麼唉？iphone還是ipad？

486
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,756
怎麼這麼久不約我呢？

487
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,273
是不是不夠錢啊？

488
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,316
要不我等你存夠錢之後

489
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,993
再約我打球

490
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,313
我打爆你的球

491
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,639
他欺負我

492
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,119
真沒禮貌

493
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,389
讓我帥一下

494
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,313
回頭轉錢給你

495
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,034
Hi Siri

496
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,073
怎樣呀主人

497
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,037
幫朕檢查一下IG信息

498
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,510
王家俊，真的是你

499
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,839
什麼時候回來了？

500
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,197
怎麼了？別跑，捉到你啦！

501
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,709
想不到會這樣跟你重遇，好開心啊

502
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,036
你這是什麼造型？

503
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,793
好多男人都喜歡的，盜墓者羅拉

504
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,952
讀書的時候你嫌我小

505
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,837
我現在長大了，你看

506
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,191
不是，我是說你小我幾屆那個小

507
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,672
我們不是很熟，我們不合適

508
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,994
等下去哪約會呢？

509
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,319
先吃飯還是看電影？

510
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,759
我有點暈船

511
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,117
不是很舒服，我們再約吧

512
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,519
不如我送你回去

513
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,590
不用了，再約吧

514
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,394
那你記得約我

515
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,196
拜拜

516
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,270
大家好，我是「考試一百分」

517
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,915
不論你是沒有女朋友的手淫蟲

518
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,752
婚姻墳墓的可憐蟲

519
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,513
或者是玩厭歡場的大淫蟲都好

520
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,398
都總會有嚮往愛情的時候

521
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,676
感謝PTGF的誕生

522
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,717
令我們的感情生活變得多姿多彩

523
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,439
註冊多幾個帳號，用多幾個不同的身份

524
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,195
有價就有市，不行談到行為止

525
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,838
要主動貼文

526
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,549
要乖乖女、戰鬥格，還是特殊口味

527
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,949
有求必應，別瞎等對方回覆

528
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,719
混蛋，又皮癢了

529
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,879
如果看不對眼

530
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,950
馬上走，車馬費都省了

531
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,916
喂，好胖哦

532
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,873
我喜歡

533
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,633
如果被人拉黑的話

534
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,551
就刪號重來

535
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,076
有本事就摘下面具

536
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,354
他為什麼要戴面具？

537
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,956
長得醜

538
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,792
高佬，幫忙看一下

539
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,797
先生，有什麼可以幫忙的？

540
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,235
開不了機，幫我修一下行不行？

541
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,674
好呀！對了

542
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,396
一個人？你女朋友呢？

543
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,554
別玩了，快修一下，急用

544
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,438
好呀，明年給你

545
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,269
交給你了

546
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,551
喂，修理不用錢嗎？

547
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,516
電腦會自我修復？兩千

548
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,195
你修完通知我

549
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,713
肥強，你是不是拿了奶奶的錢？

550
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,916
奶奶問你話，是不是拿了我的錢？

551
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,196
你不要裝模作樣假裝說話，臭小子

552
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,754
奶奶怎麼了？

553
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,273
奶奶怎麼了 ？

554
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,271
俊仔

555
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,637
那臭小子，拿了我五千元

556
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,399
最近都不知道他在幹什麼

557
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,352
花錢花得特別快

558
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,559
哦，沒事的奶奶

559
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,950
肥強借了五千元給我

560
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,198
你別當奶奶是傻子

561
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,112
反正別當心，這是還給肥強的

562
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,559
那我幫你存起來，免得你亂花錢

563
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,434
我明天有空，多少錢？

564
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,552
包牽、抱、親？

565
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,274
你學人玩PTGF？

566
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,914
你去叫雞就算了

567
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,751
玩什麼PTGF，你有錢嗎？

568
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,870
我是窮，沒你有錢，行了吧？

569
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,275
你什麼意思？

570
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,830
沒有，我只想談戀愛

571
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,752
玩PTGF很容易被騙的

572
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,673
別說做兄弟的沒義氣

573
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,588
加入這個群組，很多資訊分享的

574
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,919
考試一百分？

575
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,916
怎麼突然被人踢出群了？

576
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,071
俊哥，請受小弟一拜

577
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,229
我求你收我為徒

578
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,390
電腦已經修好，免費！

579
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,712
是的，我確實看過你的電腦，厲害

580
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,949
你太沒職業道德了吧？！

581
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,793
這個並不是重點
重點是裏面的東西精彩

582
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,155
我叫你修電腦，沒叫你看裏面的東西

583
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,309
修電腦就該料到

584
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,435
搞什麼鬼

585
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,878
肥強，你不是不知道吧？

586
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,678
站在你面前這位，就是紅遍網絡

587
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,875
你先聽我說完

588
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,509
引領潮流的PTGF教父「考試一百分」

589
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,832
王八蛋，枉我當你是兄弟
你玩女人都不叫我

590
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,398
我是為你好

591
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,230
肥強冷靜一點

592
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,354
我和你從小玩到大

593
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,952
哪一次叫雞沒有叫你

594
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,633
我都不想去

595
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,713
不想去是你的事，重點是我有叫你

596
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,119
肥強，死人啦

597
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,077
家俊，醒呀

598
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,712
總之你記得跟奶奶說，洗澡不要戴

599
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,074
助聽器進水會壞的

600
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,113
知道啦…那麼

601
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,276
去

602
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,034
你玩歸玩，記得給家用

603
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,549
別再拿奶奶的錢，別玩過火

604
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,113
對，不然的話

605
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,554
我們就不讓你玩

606
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:47,597
是

607
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,149
關你什麼事？

608
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,669
偷看我電腦的事還沒和你算帳

609
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,393
的確和我沒關係

610
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,355
好吧，我就把你的事放上網

611
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,315
看看誰倒楣

612
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,993
放啊，放上網，大家都別玩

613
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,830
我這就放上網

614
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,989
不要

615
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,157
不要啊，我還想談戀愛

616
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,310
你看看肥強多慘，有沒有搞錯

617
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,039
幾十年兄弟也不幫一下
真沒人性，我們自己玩

618
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,233
那下次拍片，我要扮美國隊長

619
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,196
我扮美國隊長最帥

620
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,519
我扮比較帥

621
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,839
當然是我比較帥

622
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,590
我比較帥

623
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,033
哪有美國隊長這麼肥？

624
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,109
哪有美國隊長這麼矮？

625
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,633
你說誰矮？

626
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,516
我這個叫結實

627
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,351
你看你肥得全身都是脂肪

628
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,349
來比比看

629
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,992
怎麼了？垂頭喪氣的

630
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,719
不開心嗎？

631
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,711
開心

632
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,911
你呢，不滿意嗎？

633
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,632
沒想到美國隊長原來屬雞

634
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,274
是鸚鵡

635
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,952
那沒事了

636
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,237
聽聲音好像還是不滿意

637
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,113
哈哈好開心呀，開始吧

638
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,794
好了，預備

639
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,319
大家好，歡迎來到「玩轉PTGF」

640
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,834
大家看我身後多了兩個吉祥物

641
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,558
是肥強和阿良

642
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,238
對不起，報了真名不好意思

643
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,309
再來再來

644
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,431
無論是帖文還是發信息

645
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,671
加上適當的表情符號，親切很多

646
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,231
有些女孩子生活比較枯燥

647
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,959
記得用心聆聽，可能會有意外收穫

648
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,233
當紅的PTGF又貴又難約，該怎麼辦？

649
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,069
我演不了

650
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,275
你行的，正式開始會戴面具

651
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,753
你轉過去再開始吧

652
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,317
哼

653
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,712
不好意思，我沒空

654
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,676
排練而已，不要裝女人聲

655
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,638
不好意思，我沒空

656
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,717
這樣吧，我包你，一個月十萬

657
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,075
十萬？

658
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,991
沒錯，不過得先讓我試一次

659
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,274
感覺對了就正式開始

660
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,311
那…

661
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,829
別想那麼多了，這次一樣算錢給你

662
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,875
那我們什麼時候正式開始？

663
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,751
我覺得你不太適合我

664
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,359
這裏有五千元

665
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,359
去死吧你

666
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,235
與其逐次收費，不如套餐包月

667
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,958
一個消費，兩人受益

668
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,753
脫，脫，脫…

669
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,596
阿蓮…別這麼小氣嘛

670
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,273
你們兩個加起來每月才一萬五

671
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,998
只有這麼多了

672
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,795
除非你們去櫃員機取錢

673
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,599
你去取，快點啊

674
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,555
胖子你自己去吧

675
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,590
什麼事？

676
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,953
喂，在寫劇本嗎？

677
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,434
一個字也寫不出來

678
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,075
出來吧，給你點靈感

679
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,029
俊哥！

680
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,716
我早就說你骨骼精奇，有大將之風

681
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,712
到底發生了什麼事？我也想學你一樣

682
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,871
好多女孩圍著我，俊哥！

683
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,236
說來話長，其實呢…

684
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,112
俊哥，有衣服給我換嗎？

685
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,670
我準備好了，來吧！

686
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,752
衣服在哪？你別理他們

687
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,239
讓開，別拉著我

688
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,275
怎麼回事？

689
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,111
不好了，剛剛肥強說找兔子

690
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,229
一會的功夫就出事了

691
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,036
找什麼兔子？

692
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,309
安全套！

693
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,714
在派對裏找什麼安全套

694
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,597
你每次都這樣，要不要叫救護車？

695
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,909
-不用了
-喂！

696
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,878
亞絲娜的倚天劍太強了

697
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,194
不關我的事，是他自己衝過來的

698
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,150
原來是倚天劍，難怪傷得這麼重

699
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,196
放心吧肥強，我們連你那份也一起玩

700
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,189
換衣服

701
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,273
你沒事吧？

702
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,950
怎樣，輝柴有靈感了嗎？

703
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,277
差點，還差一點

704
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,191
差什麼一點，根本就心不在焉

705
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,077
這裏這麼多人，你專心的話

706
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,149
肯定能找到故事

707
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,350
說得對，還自稱電影編劇

708
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,949
吃屎吧！我幫你選

709
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,112
白頭髮那個怎麼樣？

710
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,719
差了一點

711
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,439
那邊那個，綠頭髮的

712
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,678
旁邊那個好一點

713
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,155
去你的，那個是男人

714
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,789
Miumiu

715
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,954
Miumiu來了？在哪？

716
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,590
有病，怎麼可能請得到Miumiu

717
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,079
你以為你是誰？

718
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,513
看錯不行嗎，兇什麼兇？

719
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,512
看錯就看錯，這麼大聲幹什麼？

720
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,953
酒吧當然要大聲

721
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,231
上廁所

722
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,233
誰他媽是Miumiu？

723
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,708
你有病呀這麼大聲，聾了！

724
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,070
誰他媽是Miumiu？

725
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,591
Miumiu是公認的IG女神

726
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,875
傳聞她在IG上，只出現過一次

727
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,438
馬上被人包養了

728
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,032
最厲害的是什麼？她那雙眼睛

729
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,110
看你一眼，馬上電暈你

730
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,236
還有什麼？她那對車頭燈

731
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,754
嘩，亮到眼睛都睜不開

732
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,673
俊哥很喜歡她？

733
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,719
嗯！沒錯！她是終極boss

734
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,110
家俊說只要打倒她，此生就無憾了

735
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,669
王家俊？

736
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,509
你竟然拉黑我IG，你給我站住

737
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,270
喂！想去哪呀？

738
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,429
放開我

739
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,317
你長得這麼帥，沒女朋友嗎？

740
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,429
重要嗎？

741
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,720
那…你什麼時候開始玩PTGF？

742
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,516
現在

743
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,839
我想問一下

744
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,992
你認不認識「考試一百分」？

745
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,314
只是隨便問問，好奇而已

746
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,149
你不喝酒？

747
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,108
不太會喝

748
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,192
但可以陪你喝一點

749
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,519
那個混蛋

750
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,595
追我的時候超級浪漫

751
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,157
我想吃蜂蜜餅

752
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,239
他就連夜飛去東京買給我

753
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,833
結了婚之後

754
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,196
我想吃老婆餅，叫他去買

755
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,159
嫌麻煩

756
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,149
你結婚了？

757
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,710
離了，喝！

758
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,433
喂，到底還要等多久

759
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,232
沙律姐是不是不回來了？

760
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,351
幹嘛，趕時間？先走吧

761
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,153
我不是這個意思

762
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,909
沒想到華哥這麼長情

763
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,437
在這裏吧，忍不住了

764
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,877
那你走快點

765
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,790
廁所廁所，開派對

766
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,519
長頭髮有鬍子

767
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,117
你怎麼會在這？

768
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,030
生日快樂

769
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,958
警察，都別動

770
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,592
蹲下，雙手抱頭

771
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,156
不是你，給我出去

772
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,197
姓名，年齡，職業

773
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:14,791
說！

774
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,789
茅躉華，35歲

775
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,638
是你前夫

776
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,559
喂，媽咪

777
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,315
阿純，我今晚加班

778
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,073
我在酒樓拿了一些飯菜回來，放在冰箱

779
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,718
你們今晚翻熱吃吧

780
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,115
嗯，好的，你自己小心點

781
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,548
拜拜

782
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,589
抽下去呀，搞什麼？

783
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,316
爸

784
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,033
上啊

785
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,118
弟弟你看我買了什麼回來？

786
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,633
太好了，雞蛋仔

787
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,878
真乖，懂得自己做功課

788
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,629
請問是林小姐嗎？

789
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,431
是的

790
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,429
寵物醫院打來的
你的小狗的化驗有結果了

791
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,873
屬於早期的腫瘤

792
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,355
快點！唉呀，使勁抽下去嘛

793
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,230
寵物生腫瘤該怎麼醫？

794
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,318
其實有很多方法

795
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:45,232
例如做手術、化療、放射治療

796
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,158
不如你來跟醫生談談

797
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,756
姐姐你吃不吃？

798
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,310
我不吃，吉仔呢？

799
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,994
不知道

800
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,956
吉仔

801
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,595
吉仔

802
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,196
吉仔

803
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,393
是你把吉仔困住的嗎？

804
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,357
幹什麼？這麼大聲跟我說話？

805
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,117
牠到處大小便，誰收拾呀？

806
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,749
我放學回來會收拾，你幹嘛困住牠？

807
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,398
你老了我會困住你嗎？

808
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,437
你不是喝酒就是欺負小動物

809
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,513
你這是什麼態度！

810
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,989
我告訴你，快點把牠給扔了

811
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,116
要不然我把牠給吃了

812
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,198
你吃，連我也一起吃了

813
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,918
只會打女兒，打老婆

814
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,673
死廢佬，死廢佬，沒用的你

815
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,677
越大越不像樣

816
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,355
我告訴你，快給我把牠扔了

817
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,112
我沒有像你這樣的爸爸

818
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,109
關在裏面就行了嗎

819
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,156
你從小到大都沒關心過我

820
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,232
連吉仔你也不放過，沒人性

821
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,673
我不想再見到牠

822
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,633
喂，女兒學習的事你處理就好

823
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,958
我在公司很忙的，不說了

824
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,278
喂，到哪去呀？

825
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,239
我們去吃宵夜

826
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,913
這麼多人去吃宵夜啊

827
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,435
一個人去買就行了，你去吧

828
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,514
三月份的季度報表完成了嗎？

829
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,199
-還差一點
-回來

830
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,269
家俊

831
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,270
什麼事？

832
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,437
你是他們上司，可千萬別讓我背鍋

833
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,633
同事們已經加班好幾天了，他們也…

834
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,316
不好意思，我有話想跟大家分享一下

835
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,514
其實

836
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:03,715
你們統統都是垃圾，一堆垃圾

837
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,551
你們只有兩條路可以走

838
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,918
一、焚化爐，二、堆填區

839
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:16,791
大哥，我們是Big Four！
機靈一點好嗎？

840
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,112
喂喂

841
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,636
你好

842
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,433
你是…「為你失眠」？

843
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,996
是的，你是「小飛飛」？

844
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:01,671
是的

845
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,796
你…今天有點不一樣

846
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,033
你…之前見過我？

847
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,437
喔，IG…IG上看過你的照片

848
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:15,150
喔，其實，我IG上的照片比較假

849
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,669
不會，你真人比較好看

850
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,189
多謝

851
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,714
-不如點菜
-你想吃什麼？

852
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,872
-你有什麼不吃的嗎？
-我對奶特別敏感

853
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,713
-不如讓我決定
-你決定吧

854
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,719
好的，你決定吧

855
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,156
好的

856
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,030
麻煩你

857
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,316
走了這麼久你累不累？

858
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,878
不如去吃點甜品

859
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,509
好呀

860
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,873
現在幾點了？

861
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,230
現在…

862
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,993
-糟了糟了
-怎麼了？

863
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,350
跟我來

864
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,069
去哪裏？

865
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,035
先別問

866
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,391
到了

867
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,159
關門了

868
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,599
你很喜歡吃雞蛋仔？

869
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,399
我弟弟很喜歡吃

870
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,270
我答應過他要買回去

871
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,752
附近有別家嗎？不如我們現在去買

872
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,954
算了，很晚了

873
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:34,991
對不起

874
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:35,830
不要緊

875
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,512
原來你也喜歡這個

876
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,719
我朋友送的，生日禮物

877
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,429
這已經絕版很久了，我一直都買不到

878
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,276
送給你吧

879
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,120
喔，我不是這個意思

880
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,953
我還是比較喜歡Iron Man

881
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,437
不過這些都不算厲害

882
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,158
跟真人一樣大的才算完美

883
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,231
現在的炒價很貴，不值得買

884
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,158
總之，我覺得它比較適合你

885
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:09,876
你留著

886
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,030
多謝

887
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,509
不如我先付你錢吧，小飛飛

888
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,318
其實我叫芷純

889
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,710
我叫家俊

890
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,516
你好

891
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:27,997
怎麼了？

892
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,398
我的錢包不見了

893
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,671
該不會是剛才跑的時候掉了吧

894
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,354
沒事，你弟弟還在等你，我先送你回去

895
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,118
不用了，你先去找錢包吧

896
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,599
我坐地鐵就行，很快的

897
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,874
但是我還沒付你錢

898
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,275
下次吧

899
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,077
喂

900
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,872
是王先生嗎？你丟了錢包在我們餐廳

901
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:55,797
麻煩你

902
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,510
行了，吉仔的手術費別著急給我

903
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,992
最主要是吉仔沒事

904
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,071
好啦，不跟你說了，拜拜

905
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:14,956
拜拜

906
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,030
我想加個Thermage和馬甲線套餐

907
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,553
好的陳小姐，沒問題

908
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,311
「我找回錢包了」

909
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,791
射呀，會不會踢球呀

910
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,953
「你到家了嗎？」

911
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,039
「星期六有空出來嗎？」

912
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,629
Yes

913
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,877
我們工作時間比較長

914
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,997
就算再累，也要保持笑容

915
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,839
在飛機上有時會遇到麻煩的客人

916
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,991
一定要保持我們專業的態度
不要流露個人情緒

917
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,956
不然會很容易被人說我們臭臉的

918
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,790
看看你的妝

919
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,358
喂，走開，走開

920
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,028
走開

921
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,956
聽話，快下來

922
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,269
走開走開

923
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,878
去去，去那邊

924
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,318
乖下來，嚇到人了

925
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,558
喂，原來你這麼怕狗

926
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:42,791
走開

927
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,674
Hello，真有趣

928
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,675
已經走了

929
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,191
不會吧，你怕成這樣

930
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,991
我讓路給牠而已

931
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,229
看看你的樣子

932
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,115
喂，快刪了吧

933
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:00,996
不要

934
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,117
這不行

935
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,197
怕狗怕成這樣，你看看

936
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,073
這張我一定要好好保存

937
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,877
留一張就好了，別玩了

938
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,998
你今天這個造型是…扮誰？

939
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,955
這是我上課學的空姐髮型

940
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,668
你上空姐課程？

941
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,954
是的，我想當空姐

942
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,715
做空姐好嗎？

943
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,556
當然好，這是我從小到大的夢想

944
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,509
你不要告訴別人
其實我長這麼大還沒坐過飛機

945
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,191
還有，當空姐可以用
一折價錢買員工機票

946
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,635
到時候我就可以一邊上班，一邊賺錢

947
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,279
然後用一折機票跟媽媽去環遊世界

948
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,034
我是不是很貪小便宜？

949
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,070
我覺得你很棒，有自己的夢想

950
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,679
而且還想得這麼仔細

951
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,350
喂親愛的，我辦完事了，你在哪？

952
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,399
等等我，我也想吃

953
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,115
你這朋友…

954
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,553
她成績很好的

955
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,312
沒錯

956
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,358
她夠吃嗎？

957
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,749
其實不是很夠

958
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,630
要不要加菜？

959
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,393
好主意，麻煩你再來一樣的

960
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,589
牛肉要兩碟

961
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,239
-打包帶走，謝謝
-不用了吧

962
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,116
你冷靜點

963
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:15,870
這個你要不要？

964
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,438
要，肚子好餓

965
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,317
加油

966
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,514
夠了夠了，別再吃了

967
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,919
再吃明天你一定會說後悔

968
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,599
上廁所，回來再吃

969
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,910
尿急尿急，陪我去，快

970
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,439
-等我一下
-好急好急

971
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,716
拉我出來幹嘛？

972
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,073
收錢了沒有？

973
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,114
不是客人，他人挺好

974
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,075
不是客人？

975
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,832
我覺得，有點奇怪

976
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,389
喂

977
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,355
救命啊

978
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,555
放開我

979
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,515
別亂動

980
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,633
別亂動

981
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,038
你媽的，抓我們來幹嘛？

982
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,715
一人做事一人當

983
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,831
要打就打我，別搞兩個女的

984
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,758
你誰呀？

985
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,230
慢著

986
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,988
你再說一次

987
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,197
我說，要打就打我，別搞兩個女的

988
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,639
我記得你…的聲音

989
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,078
是不是丟了項鏈

990
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,355
不小心被我扔出窗外了

991
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:04,719
老闆，你的項鏈晃來晃去
我很難集中精神

992
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,955
老闆，可不可以先把項鏈脫了

993
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,870
它打到我，不好意思

994
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:18,870
好的

995
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,076
抱歉啊

996
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,949
糟了

997
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,598
喂，要不要進來一起洗？

998
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,313
對不起

999
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:05,670
媽的，叫你幫我保管項鏈
你戴著它亂搞

1000
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,310
跟我來

1001
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,634
你兩個乖乖呆著

1002
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,873
誰敢報警

1003
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,918
我就幹掉他

1004
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,994
謝了

1005
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,670
什麼？

1006
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,231
我跟沙律復合了

1007
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,997
臥底做PTGF也用不著這麼拼命吧

1008
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,800
要是我沒上來，你們豈不是上了床

1009
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,960
剛那個是我的朋友，他上來借廁所而已

1010
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,670
借廁所？借廁所會抱來抱去？

1011
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,671
那你他媽的想怎樣？

1012
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:21,435
沒事沒事，我只是想跟你在一起

1013
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,789
沙律一喝酒就會變得特別開放

1014
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,158
實在是太可愛了

1015
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,757
我不管她說的是真是假

1016
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:43,957
只要可以跟她復合
我可以當什麼事都沒發生過

1017
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,870
真的，我們真的只是朋友而已

1018
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:53,674
還有，如果沙律臥底
做PTGF這事傳了出去

1019
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,149
我會殺了你

1020
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,069
那…如果是你那兩個小弟說出去呢？

1021
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,111
一樣會殺了你

1022
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,710
公道

1023
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:14,551
幹嘛？

1024
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,835
別動

1025
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:16,829
這是什麼？

1026
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,635
-你別管
-你想幹嘛？

1027
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,114
這東西比紙巾還要乾淨

1028
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,553
是不是沒有感覺？

1029
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,436
我沒事

1030
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,638
怎麼了？又不是你被打，哭什麼？

1031
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,517
對不起，連累到你

1032
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,353
你臉好腫

1033
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,109
不關你的事

1034
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,517
不會太腫吧，應該不是太嚴重

1035
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,358
我這邊好像沒什麼感覺

1036
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,638
另外這邊一點事也沒有，你看

1037
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,034
你自己拿著用吧，我怕弄疼你

1038
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,677
我不是怕你會弄疼我，我只是怕這個

1039
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,913
放心吧，我沒事

1040
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:09,352
我要做空姐，我要自由

1041
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,349
我要喝橙汁，我不想扣安全帶

1042
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,834
先生，我們快要起飛了，請扣好安全帶

1043
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,671
我不會扣，你幫我一下，快點

1044
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,829
沒問題，但是你不要亂動

1045
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,798
別碰我，你扣安全帶就好，別亂摸

1046
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,910
不知道兩年後我做空姐了沒有？

1047
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,709
我相信你一定可以

1048
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,112
多謝，為什麼是你的電話號碼？

1049
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,749
將來你成了空姐，飛來飛去肯定很忙

1050
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,352
萬一在機場或餐廳丟了東西

1051
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,834
叫他們打給我，我幫你處理

1052
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,199
我也變個魔術給你看

1053
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:00,757
好

1054
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,115
你看那邊

1055
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:17,428
不知道兩年後
我們還能不能跟現在一樣在海邊聊天？

1056
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,396
大家要將低筋麵粉
蘇打粉和綠茶粉倒在碗裏

1057
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,833
快點快點，綠茶粉

1058
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,831
然後將雞蛋仔機預熱

1059
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,278
多一點多一點

1060
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,199
反轉過來

1061
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,319
她肯定對你有興趣

1062
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,878
她是對著你說

1063
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,433
難道她對我有興趣？

1064
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,629
很難說

1065
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,952
家俊，肥強出事了，你快點過來

1066
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,237
怎麼了？

1067
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,313
我朋友出了事

1068
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,071
那你要不要過去看看？

1069
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,310
差一點就弄好了，很快，我們繼續

1070
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,353
不行不行，你快點去找他

1071
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,589
-那好，我去去就回，你等我
-好

1072
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,073
你等我，記得等我

1073
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:19,156
收

1074
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,912
你輸了，快喝

1075
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,399
-輝輝輝
-先喝一杯

1076
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,355
肥強呢？

1077
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,032
什麼肥強，快坐快坐

1078
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,553
你不是說肥強跟人吵架受傷了嗎？

1079
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,596
騙你的，自我介紹一下

1080
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,079
你好，我叫Jennifer

1081
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,308
你好，我叫Corinna

1082
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,629
別說我沒義氣
你不是老說我想不出劇本嗎？

1083
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,995
我想到了，PTGF

1084
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,638
剛剛還找了幾位主角

1085
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,959
沒事了吧，我沒空陪你玩，再見

1086
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:46,836
Miumiu

1087
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,274
不用多謝我

1088
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,876
完成終極boss的任務，你人生就無憾了

1089
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,951
聽說你很喜歡我

1090
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,518
我現在單身，你有女朋友嗎？

1091
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,148
搞什麼鬼？

1092
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,676
對不起
有個很重要的人在等我，對不起

1093
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:26,119
跟我吧，我功夫一流，要不要試試

1094
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,434
回來啦，你朋友沒事吧

1095
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,359
說真的，人都走了這裏還挺恐怖的

1096
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,079
只剩下我一個人，嚇死我了

1097
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,874
雞蛋仔搞砸了

1098
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,233
你不會介意吧？

1099
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,998
雞蛋仔可以重新再做

1100
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,076
生日快樂

1101
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,875
多謝

1102
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,351
蛋糕不是牛奶做的，你可以放心吃

1103
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,709
吹蠟燭吧

1104
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,559
可不可以做我女朋友？

1105
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,959
你背上的紋身是什麼意思？

1106
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,873
雙魚座

1107
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,311
提醒自己別太多幻想

1108
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,749
別輕易信人

1109
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:30,948
你被人騙過嗎？

1110
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,873
她是留級生

1111
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,274
她說過，人分開不要緊

1112
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,077
只要心在一起就行

1113
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,789
那時候

1114
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:51,517
我每天早上準時五點起來跟她視訊

1115
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,554
那些年

1116
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,271
我一直寄生活費給她

1117
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,239
一邊讀書，一邊存錢

1118
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,151
打算過去英國給她一個驚喜

1119
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,233
我永遠都記得

1120
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,677
我隔著馬路

1121
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,353
看著她家門口

1122
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,359
她抱著孩子

1123
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,711
她摸一摸手上的戒指

1124
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,710
她的眼神像在跟我說：

1125
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,279
你為什麼要來？

1126
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:51,949
已經過去了，過去了

1127
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,596
之後有我陪著你

1128
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:00,073
謝謝你

1129
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,676
先生，歡迎光臨

1130
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,675
你搞什麼鬼？

1131
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,796
喔，你在說我的頭嗎？

1132
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,074
是愛呀哈利

1133
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,995
前天我約了一個女孩吃飯

1134
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,992
她一見到我就濕透了

1135
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,555
哈啾，外面下大雨

1136
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,959
我馬上叫人把冷氣關了

1137
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,071
接著脫了外套幫她披上

1138
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,955
你是我見過最體貼的男人

1139
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,748
哼，那一刻我就知道她已經愛上我了

1140
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,032
這麼快？

1141
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,993
我要吃金槍魚沙律
匈牙利牛肉湯、法式鵝肝

1142
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,834
龍蝦銀鱈魚、頂級牛扒配黑松露好嗎？

1143
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,637
全都是我最喜歡吃的

1144
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,832
世界上沒東西是你不喜歡吃的吧

1145
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,831
她會不會是在騙你的呀？

1146
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,111
是愛呀哈利

1147
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,956
你是我見過，最帥的男人

1148
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,190
哼，她真的愛死我了

1149
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,991
喂，怎麼了？你別哭

1150
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,870
你在哪裏？我馬上過來

1151
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:28,430
這間嗎？開門

1152
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,190
不要

1153
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,515
開門

1154
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,032
冷靜點

1155
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:31,916
拍夠了沒有

1156
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:32,909
開門

1157
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,275
-你哪位？
-收拾東西

1158
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,151
快進去收拾東西

1159
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,596
你幹嘛？你想幹嘛？

1160
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,877
我在問你話，臭丫頭

1161
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,598
你敢再打我就報警

1162
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,229
你報警？是我報警才對
這是我家，快滾

1163
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,713
我教女兒關你屁事？給我滾

1164
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,355
你先回去

1165
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,156
有本事就報警

1166
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:01,910
給我滾

1167
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,194
姐姐，不要走

1168
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:04,830
-你先出去
-好啊

1169
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,556
看看誰倒楣

1170
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,709
好！我馬上報警

1171
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,431
弟弟

1172
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,590
你給我滾，不要再回來

1173
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,439
滾！

1174
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,119
不要再回來，給我滾

1175
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:20,669
滾！

1176
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,199
沒事了，沒事

1177
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,158
我想我親生爸爸

1178
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,679
其實這個爸爸之前不是這樣的

1179
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,956
他早幾年受傷後就變得很奇怪

1180
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,988
那他會不會打你弟弟

1181
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,872
不會，弟弟是親生的

1182
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,272
你放心在這裏住

1183
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,873
其他事情都不要擔心

1184
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,713
那我上空姐課程的錢
還有吉仔怎麼辦？

1185
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,798
不用擔心錢的問題

1186
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,315
誰是吉仔？

1187
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,198
我檢回來的小狗

1188
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:19,555
小狗？

1189
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,310
沒問題

1190
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,558
總之你放心在這裏住

1191
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,034
今年的集資王融華集團成功上市！

1192
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,269
恭喜

1193
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,430
你好…謝謝

1194
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,994
介紹我的同事給你認識

1195
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,753
大家好

1196
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,679
這位是？

1197
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,879
我女朋友，芷純

1198
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,438
嫂子…嫂子

1199
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,429
別嚇到她

1200
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:00,069
生意興隆

1201
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,516
家俊，家俊

1202
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,270
你們好，好久不見

1203
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,235
你身邊這位，長得不錯

1204
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,754
嘩，你這臭小子竟然
有這麼漂亮的女朋友

1205
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,392
德基，這隻潛力股怎麼看？

1206
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,709
照基本分析和技術分析來看

1207
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,275
家俊，我覺得值得長期持有

1208
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,030
潛力股最重要是有波幅

1209
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,508
看看這個波幅，嘩…也挺大的

1210
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:26,395
不要忽略了風險評估，你看看

1211
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,235
有老婆就有風險，沒老婆就沒風險

1212
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,878
不像他有老婆了

1213
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,832
你也心虛了吧

1214
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,391
我們沒老婆

1215
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,789
有沒有潛力股介紹一下？

1216
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,916
你們一人一句，不要玩小弟了

1217
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,239
嚇到她了，不如我們乾杯吧

1218
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,037
乾杯

1219
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,749
有空記得找我，不說了，再見

1220
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,391
怎麼這麼久都不找我？

1221
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,749
有沒有看過「考試一百分」的貼文？

1222
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:03,751
我總是覺得那篇
「K房大戰PTGF」場景熟悉

1223
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,513
好像在講我們

1224
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,711
你今天的造型很帥

1225
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,192
我給你一百分

1226
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,069
噓！

1227
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,911
上洗手間不跟你說了

1228
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,676
接下來不如有請Albert

1229
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,352
上台跟我們講兩句

1230
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:28,989
恭喜

1231
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,270
謝謝

1232
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,276
這單交易之所以能夠順利成功

1233
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,272
除了是我一個人的功勞

1234
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:48,193
還有我會計部的同事，在哪裏？

1235
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,871
在這

1236
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,760
Yeah

1237
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,192
家俊，上來，不要害羞

1238
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,515
我上去一下

1239
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,599
跟大家介紹一下，我好兄弟，王家俊

1240
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,113
Albert哥，你好

1241
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:11,271
人長得帥，後台又夠硬

1242
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,591
而且還是個情場高手

1243
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,358
再告訴大家一個秘密

1244
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,954
嫂子今天也在

1245
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:18,950
就是那邊那女的

1246
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,234
喂，你想幹嘛？

1247
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,434
出租女友

1248
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,312
大家知道PTGF是什麼嗎？

1249
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,551
還是最垃圾的那種

1250
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,277
那女的就是個婊子

1251
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:29,951
閉嘴

1252
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,598
臭婊子

1253
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,350
不好意思

1254
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,238
看什麼看，不是想追吧？

1255
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,114
-賤貨
-芷純

1256
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,669
你這個人渣，下來單挑

1257
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,789
老闆，你給錢的話，我可以

1258
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,237
芷純！芷純你別生氣，對不起

1259
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,559
我不知道派對會變成這樣

1260
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,559
我想自己一個人靜一靜

1261
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,029
你不要這樣

1262
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,314
Albert那個混蛋喝醉酒而已

1263
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,196
他總是口沬遮攔

1264
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,189
我已經教訓他了

1265
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,591
你不介意嗎？

1266
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,992
我也做過很多錯事

1267
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,759
但每個人都有過去

1268
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,789
什麼過去？你什麼意思？

1269
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,912
你覺得他說的是真的？

1270
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,872
真假都不重要

1271
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,713
我們之後開開心心的就可以了

1272
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,597
過去的事就讓他過去

1273
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,194
王家俊，真假很重要

1274
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,678
我是做出租女友，但我有底線

1275
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,951
很多謝你的包容

1276
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,351
你以後不要再找我

1277
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,398
不好意思

1278
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,708
喂，找我有事嗎？俊哥

1279
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,236
你女朋友？傷心過度已經死了

1280
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,389
想怎樣？想找個出租女友慰籍一下嗎？

1281
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,559
不好意思！我想看看這個，謝謝你

1282
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,349
不過你姑奶奶現在很貴

1283
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,793
我怕你操不起我

1284
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,631
就這樣吧，再見

1285
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,878
不好意思！我平時不是這樣的

1286
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,672
這個也挺好的

1287
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,715
你們是怎麼認識的？

1288
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,075
他有什麼資格介意？王八蛋

1289
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,832
小姐謝謝你兩萬九千六百塊

1290
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,678
請問你刷卡還是現金？

1291
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:28,315
現金，謝謝

1292
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,398
應該夠了，你數數看

1293
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,389
好的謝謝

1294
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,748
別哭了傻瓜

1295
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,830
今晚有什麼打算？

1296
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,633
來我家睡好嗎？

1297
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,515
上次是吉仔，這次是你

1298
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,270
但你不要像吉仔那樣咬爛我家的東西

1299
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:56,435
傻瓜，男人而已，多得是

1300
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:00,274
介紹幾個給你好不好？不要哭了

1301
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,717
傻瓜，哭什麼哭，再哭就不漂亮了

1302
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,316
不要哭了，害我也想哭

1303
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:17,878
傻瓜，你還有我，沒事的

1304
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,639
喂，這麼晚叫我回來幹嘛？

1305
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:27,710
人呢？

1306
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:48,315
喂！乾杯

1307
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,115
發生什麼事？

1308
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:58,271
Albert被公司解僱了

1309
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,952
解僱了

1310
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,309
還是俊哥厲害

1311
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:03,675
Albert玩過的PTGF都被你找到？

1312
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,148
這招借刀殺人不見血，厲害

1313
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,388
簡直是神操作

1314
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,073
Albert不在，我們以後就有好日子過了

1315
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:10,796
Yes

1316
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,155
不過以後就沒人偷看我尿尿了

1317
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,310
原來最變態的是你

1318
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:21,036
等一下，我看那女的挺漂亮的

1319
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,599
到底貴不貴？

1320
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,875
有品味

1321
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,711
上床了嗎？

1322
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:28,709
你說呢？

1323
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,556
喝吧

1324
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,716
今天我們請了幾位朋友上來

1325
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,392
扮演一些比較麻煩的客人

1326
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,719
來看看你們會怎麼做

1327
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,039
我們歡迎他們

1328
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,559
先生，我們即將起飛

1329
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:10,193
麻煩佩戴好安全帶

1330
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,077
不好意思，我想要杯珍珠奶茶

1331
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,833
不好意思我們有奶茶，但沒有珍珠

1332
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,155
我幫你反應一下

1333
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,115
先生，我們即將起飛

1334
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,155
麻煩佩戴好安全帶

1335
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,275
處理得很好

1336
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,557
我就猜到會是你，你想怎樣？

1337
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,993
我沒辦法不這樣找你

1338
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,319
你又完全不聽我電話

1339
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,757
那晚我自己也很生氣，很亂

1340
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,592
其實我們都誤會了對方

1341
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:30,950
對不起

1342
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,591
我氣我自己沒有好好保護你

1343
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:40,113
可不可以給我一次機會？原諒我

1344
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,598
將來你成了空姐，你飛去哪

1345
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,392
我就跟著你飛去哪，讓我保護你

1346
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,590
我以後成了空姐才沒空理你

1347
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,433
我要飛去埃塞俄比亞

1348
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,158
飛去非洲也不想見到你

1349
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:00,430
你這架只是內陸機，飛不了那麼遠

1350
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,590
對不起

1351
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,513
討厭鬼，說好不再見的

1352
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,628
吉仔

1353
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,754
為什麼在這？

1354
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,719
帶牠來見見你

1355
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:21,389
你手過敏了

1356
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,829
我克服得了

1357
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,358
奶奶，肥強呢？

1358
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,078
年輕人說話不用這麼大聲

1359
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,229
謝謝奶奶

1360
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,918
你怎麼了？這麼頹廢

1361
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:57,036
我失戀

1362
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,559
明白的兄弟

1363
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,393
休息一下，順便省點錢也好

1364
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,076
錢也沒了

1365
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,835
發生什麼事？

1366
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,676
說來話長，那天我帶女朋友回來

1367
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:14,715
奶奶真的很開心

1368
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,596
奶奶

1369
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,150
這女的真漂亮，留下來吃飯吧

1370
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,912
好的，奶奶

1371
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,036
他很乖，還主動幫奶奶做家務

1372
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,634
你那麼喜歡阿強，一定是因為他帥

1373
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,790
當然，而且他既孝順又顧家

1374
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,552
還很有事業心

1375
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,437
喂，你不要這麼多廢話，講重點

1376
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:33,355
她騙我買倫敦金

1377
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:36,878
之前說她是騙子你又不信

1378
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:41,073
連倫敦金你也敢買，輸了多少？

1379
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,398
五十萬，還有奶奶那十五萬

1380
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:47,557
我早就說PTGF沒一個信得過

1381
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,915
還不是因為你笨，奶奶知不知道？

1382
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:50,995
知道什麼？

1383
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,710
噓！奶奶現在的聽力很好

1384
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,278
怎麼會有你這麼笨的兄弟

1385
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,357
什麼？

1386
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,755
我說，為什麼會有你這麼笨的兄弟

1387
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,592
你之前答應過我什麼

1388
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,999
你愛玩也就算了

1389
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,513
你輸光自己的錢也不要緊

1390
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:10,909
你連奶奶的私房錢也輸掉

1391
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,194
混蛋，你還是人嗎？

1392
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:15,355
對，你玩就行，我玩就不行

1393
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,110
噓！

1394
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,997
對，你玩就行，我玩就不行

1395
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,873
我不是不讓你玩，但你也自量一下

1396
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:24,310
你又肥又窮，那女的怎麼可能會喜歡你

1397
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,833
噓！

1398
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,638
現在怎麼辦？還不是要靠我幫你還債

1399
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,349
你當我是要飯的？我不用你幫

1400
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,876
沒想到你跟其他人一樣看不起我

1401
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,560
有錢了不起，裝得跟聖人一樣

1402
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:41,879
你不也是到處騙人上床

1403
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,154
你說什麼？

1404
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:45,629
我說，你女朋友也是PTGF

1405
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,437
人家當你是凱子而已，白癡

1406
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,599
不是你「考試一百分」

1407
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:53,748
我會搞成這樣？

1408
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,554
從今天開始，我們不再是兄弟

1409
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,753
俊仔，你考試100分這麼棒

1410
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,711
奶奶有東西獎勵你

1411
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:19,238
後天？再約吧，不說了，再見

1412
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:28,874
不是吧，出這麼高的價錢還買不到？

1413
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:29,596
怎麼了？

1414
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,596
沒事

1415
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,437
你明天可以轉賬一萬二給我嗎？

1416
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,513
我上個禮拜不是給了你八千塊嗎？

1417
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,799
不可以再給嗎？

1418
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,995
可以…但你要這麼多…

1419
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:46,550
不給就算了

1420
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,755
我不是這個意思

1421
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,712
這麼久餓死我了，進來吧

1422
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,429
那個客人把你打成這樣？

1423
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:29,909
沒事

1424
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,318
他在哪裏？我幫你殺了他

1425
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,956
坐吧，沒事

1426
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,512
不如我們報警吧，好不好？

1427
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:40,839
沒事的

1428
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,632
對了…你男朋友呢？

1429
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,192
他跟吉仔相處得還好嗎？

1430
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:56,310
他真的很喜歡你，你們一定要好好的

1431
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,553
-喂？
-芷純，你沒事吧？

1432
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:24,592
我今晚在Wing家不回去了

1433
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:25,910
你不用等我

1434
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,357
-那我們什麼時候…
-不跟你說了，再見

1435
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:39,879
不如帶你去看醫生吧

1436
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:45,354
不用了，我不想被人知道

1437
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:48,356
那些人一定會問長問短

1438
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:02,111
你不要告訴我媽媽，我不想讓她擔心

1439
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:03,394
好

1440
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,231
不如你不要再做了，好嗎？

1441
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:14,391
嗯

1442
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,634
那你呢？有什麼打算？

1443
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,795
你檢查一下，算清楚點

1444
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:26,790
好

1445
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,672
喂，你在哪？今晚回來嗎？

1446
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:34,272
不了，我今晚不回來

1447
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,277
不說了

1448
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:35,917
進來

1449
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,789
對了，家俊

1450
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,358
你不是說昨晚把檔案發給了我嗎？

1451
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,236
我還沒收到

1452
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:49,710
我現在傳給你

1453
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,830
OK

1454
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,951
「3000塊一次，OK？」

1455
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,755
「後天下午五點，中遠216號房」

1456
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,710
手機關掉了嗎？

1457
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,754
我做的時候不想有人打擾到我

1458
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,350
關掉了

1459
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:34,436
第一次嗎？

1460
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:36,356
嗯

1461
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:01,749
先生，先生…

1462
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,155
開門，芷純開門

1463
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,390
-先生
-開門啊芷純

1464
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,595
走開，不要拉著我，開門！

1465
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,396
請你馬上離開

1466
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:20,435
喂！不要拉我

1467
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:27,193
垃圾PTGF…算你狠！

1468
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,192
喂！Albert

1469
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,592
你說得對

1470
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:55,515
垃圾PTGF

1471
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:07,150
我「考試一百分」罪有應得，我自找的

1472
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,078
我還連累你丟了工作

1473
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:16,356
是我不對…我乾了

1474
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:39,749
請問是不是王先生？

1475
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:47,397
進來吧

1476
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,153
別顧著玩手機了

1477
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:07,668
你猜那些照片…

1478
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:10,035
是不是那個「考試一百分」放上網的？

1479
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:14,237
鬼才知道…那傢伙網上那麼多分身

1480
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,559
是他也不奇怪

1481
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:16,834
也對

1482
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,357
王先生

1483
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,191
打擾了王先生，拜拜

1484
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,637
教主為什麼公開那麼多照片？

1485
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,198
肯定是被女的耍了

1486
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,633
現在證實是他了嗎？

1487
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:03,551
他已經自認是「考試一百分」了

1488
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,913
就算是他又怎樣？

1489
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:06,109
要不是他

1490
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,714
你們這群混蛋還躲在廁所裏打飛機而已

1491
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,153
你們不要吵了

1492
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,515
高登討論區
已經有人揭了他的底細…快看

1493
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:23,789
芷純

1494
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:42,709
為什麼你要這樣做？

1495
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:49,110
我問你為什麼要這樣做

1496
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:57,110
我昨晚喝醉了，對不起

1497
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,389
對不起什麼？

1498
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,916
我真的很怕你會騙我

1499
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,197
我一直想不通，你和我在一起的時候

1500
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:16,358
究竟是真心喜歡我，還是當我是兼職

1501
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,591
一想到你和那個Richard Ma去開房我就…

1502
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,749
開什麼房？

1503
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:22,828
你跟蹤我？

1504
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,995
我和吉仔去看傳心師而已

1505
01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:31,954
吉仔是不是很痛？

1506
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:36,439
靜一點，吉仔還沒說完

1507
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,393
我沒騙過你！而你有多少事情瞞著我？

1508
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,791
我做人有底線，我什麼都沒做過

1509
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,358
你應該知道的

1510
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:49,358
現在全世界的人都以為我做雞

1511
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:51,990
你叫我怎麼跟我媽交代？

1512
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:53,835
你去死吧

1513
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,236
去死…去死吧王家俊

1514
01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,313
-照片中人是不是你？
-不好意思…

1515
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:23,952
你是否認識這個「考試一百分」？

1516
01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:24,597
要不要澄清一下？

1517
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,589
與我無關，不是我

1518
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,352
再靠近我就跳下去

1519
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,271
我以後怎麼見人？

1520
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:30,629
這女的真是她

1521
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:33,593
-你往哪跑呀？
-書，你不要？

1522
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:34,669
跑什麼呀？

1523
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,199
君怡這次的行為

1524
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,634
很影響我們的校譽

1525
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:50,029
校長，是我的問題，請幫幫我

1526
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,635
給君怡一次機會，求求你！

1527
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:03,998
那個女生情緒激動

1528
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,035
一度企圖跳樓

1529
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:06,871
在場警員不停勸說

1530
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,555
王家俊

1531
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,955
我說過，如果沙律的事被人知道

1532
01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:43,838
我就殺了你

1533
01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,749
沒想到你連她的照片也敢公開

1534
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:57,313
別亂動

1535
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,910
住手

1536
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,429
放開他

1537
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,279
家俊，過來

1538
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:12,230
你們先走

1539
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:13,548
你怎麼知道我在這？

1540
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,319
好幾天沒看到你

1541
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:17,909
知道你出事就到處找你

1542
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:21,877
看你人多
還是我們網友多，叫兩聲來聽聽…

1543
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,313
嘿！

1544
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:27,869
有意思

1545
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:57,309
不是吧，出這麼高的價錢還買不到？

1546
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:58,036
怎麼了？

1547
01:37:59,160 --> 01:37:59,910
沒事

1548
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,997
你明天可以轉賬一萬二給我嗎？

1549
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,798
我上個禮拜不是給了你八千塊嗎？

1550
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:07,829
喂，是林小姐嗎？

1551
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,558
你訂的Iron Man後天送過來

1552
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:10,590
不知道方不方便？

1553
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,558
後天？再約吧

1554
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:15,397
拜拜

1555
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:31,236
阿俊，怎麼闖出這麼大的禍？

1556
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:32,593
你乖乖留在家

1557
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,875
哪都不要去，聽到了沒有？

1558
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,519
我和你爸現在過去找你

1559
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:37,839
拿來讓我說

1560
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:39,632
俊，我已經買了機票

1561
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:42,553
你明天去英國找你姑媽

1562
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,437
等事情淡下來再回香港

1563
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:22,198
其實這件事已經過了兩年

1564
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,750
不曉得還有什麼好提的

1565
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,836
做出租女友有什麼問題？

1566
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:28,399
連我老公都不介意

1567
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:30,278
什麼時候輪到他們介意？

1568
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:31,636
你知不知道

1569
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,790
那個時候全世界都以為我在做雞

1570
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:38,272
瘋狂被人騷擾，兩個月後竟然沒人記得

1571
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:41,033
我去參加選美，既然又讓我選到

1572
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:44,953
其實這件事對我的打擊真的很大

1573
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:49,389
但沒想到我會因為這件事而發奮圖強

1574
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:53,673
還考進港大讀法律，明年就會出來實習

1575
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:59,117
那你有沒有後悔做出租女友呢？

1576
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:03,598
說好不提出租女友那件事

1577
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,916
存心想跟你
姑奶奶作對是不是？去你媽的

1578
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,910
叫他「考試一百分」好呢？
還是Rubbishptgf好呢

1579
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:16,030
都是一句話，賤人

1580
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:19,512
誰說PTGF就不可以認真談戀愛的

1581
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:21,279
我現在的男朋友

1582
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:22,872
就是我以前的客人

1583
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,031
我真的沒跟客人上過床

1584
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:26,998
那個王八蛋分類也不分好一點

1585
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,797
全世界都以為我們做雞

1586
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:30,758
騙不了人了

1587
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,195
現在的美顏軟件人人都會用

1588
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:35,029
我都準備要退休了

1589
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:37,877
IG擺明對我們趕盡殺絕

1590
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:39,991
不如…找個人嫁了算了

1591
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:44,278
你開手機店那個朋友是不是叫阿良？

1592
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,270
他現在有沒有女朋友？

1593
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:49,432
你有沒有試過被人拒絕？

1594
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:53,589
你知不知上次
我在酒吧被人拒絕，多丟臉？

1595
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,910
你這部電影什麼時候拍？

1596
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,237
不會真的叫「PTGF出租女友」吧

1597
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:05,072
有言在先，三級片我是不會拍的

1598
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:09,514
放心，一定不是三級片
你絕對應付得了

1599
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:10,509
王家俊呢？

1600
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:13,799
不知道

1601
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,518
你不要裝蒜了！說

1602
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,590
那混蛋是不是
回來香港了，他人在哪裏？

1603
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:26,231
好了嗎？

1604
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:29,794
到底好了沒？

1605
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:30,835
別亂動

1606
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:34,076
修理的事找師傅不就好了

1607
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:36,438
不省著點，怎麼還錢給你？

1608
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:39,112
家俊，有兩個好消息

1609
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:40,150
你想聽哪個？

1610
01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,355
先聽好一點的那個

1611
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:45,195
你舊車的行車記錄儀放了兩年還能用

1612
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:46,076
你還要不要？

1613
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:47,952
車都賣給你了，你愛丟就丟吧

1614
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:49,675
好呀

1615
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:56,390
還有一個呢？

1616
01:41:57,600 --> 01:41:58,316
什麼還有一個？

1617
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:00,798
你剛才說有兩個好消息

1618
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,279
沒錯，我看了裏面的影片

1619
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:04,158
你戒掉這壞毛病吧

1620
01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,229
總愛看別人私隱

1621
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:06,639
這不是重點

1622
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,358
重點是影片精彩，你自己看看

1623
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:09,756
是我不對

1624
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:10,954
別說這些，兄弟先上車

1625
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:13,271
上車小心，好兄弟

1626
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:14,838
看你醉成什麼樣了

1627
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,159
PTGF

1628
01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:17,673
垃圾

1629
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:20,910
家俊

1630
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,679
PTGF的檔案放在哪？

1631
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:27,558
不能讓人知道，這要隨身攜帶

1632
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,589
隨身攜帶？好兄弟，讓我幫你報仇

1633
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:33,389
一雪前恥

1634
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:35,196
他奶奶的

1635
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,713
原來他才是罪魁禍首

1636
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,273
我要砍死他

1637
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,758
肥強冷靜點

1638
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:42,955
肥強別亂來

1639
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:44,518
我要砍死他

1640
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:46,511
冷靜點，肥強你冷靜一下

1641
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:48,875
你別這麼激動，受害者是我

1642
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:50,679
不是我嗎？

1643
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:51,669
是他…

1644
01:42:58,120 --> 01:42:58,996
那現在該怎麼辦？

1645
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:00,918
要不要放上網揭穿他？

1646
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:03,510
算了

1647
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:07,271
不是吧，就這樣算了？

1648
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:09,232
他把你害成這樣

1649
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:11,516
連女朋友都沒了…就這樣算了？

1650
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:17,269
他的女兒也被他害了
已經是最大的報應

1651
01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:22,949
報應？

1652
01:43:24,040 --> 01:43:25,837
他的女兒還在做嗎？

1653
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,156
有

1654
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:29,669
叫什麼名字？

1655
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,155
君怡BB

1656
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:33,995
謝謝惠顧

1657
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:35,589
要一包原味的

1658
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:38,636
下次再來

1659
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,549
要一包綠茶味的…

1660
01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:49,790
好久不見

1661
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:53,359
你怎麼會在這？

1662
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:55,914
我接了手經營

1663
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:02,035
你…恭喜

1664
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:04,799
謝謝

1665
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:06,715
你等我一下

1666
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:39,590
你要的抹茶味，我新研發用豆漿做的

1667
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,192
你和你弟弟都能吃

1668
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:45,909
阿純，就是這家雞蛋仔？我試一下

1669
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:48,789
給你錢

1670
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,029
還不錯

1671
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:53,917
找錢

1672
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:56,229
不用了

1673
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:37,549
「你今天怎麼不說話？沒事吧？」

1674
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:45,639
「沒事，只是有點傷感」

1675
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:51,759
「有時在虛擬世界才能有寧靜的生活」

1676
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:55,159
「煙花呀！」

1677
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:27,191
君怡這次的行為

1678
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:30,394
真的很影響我們的校譽

1679
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:34,350
校長，請幫幫我

1680
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,996
給君怡一次機會，求求你

1681
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:46,190
謝謝校長！

1682
01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:47,117
再見

1683
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:50,836
老婆，你去買些飲料

1684
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:52,189
我想跟女兒聊聊

1685
01:46:57,360 --> 01:46:58,998
沒事了，寶貝

1686
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:05,271
其實，爸爸知道你有很多朋友是PTGF

1687
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,750
爸爸希望你把她們的聯繫方法給我

1688
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:14,430
因為我想用我的心，去感化她們

1689
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:19,196
只是拯救你是不夠的，別擔心

1690
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:21,196
電話在身上嗎？

1691
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:22,549
嗯！

1692
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:28,313
喂喂喂！別走，還沒完呢

1693
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:32,152
你那些破事情，沒人有興趣知道

1694
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:33,874
坐下

1695
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:36,629
重頭戲來了

1696
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:39,035
前天終於讓我約到君怡了

1697
01:47:39,320 --> 01:47:42,278
她真的很喜歡我，還帶我去她家

1698
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:43,516
我爸爸媽媽

1699
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:46,080
今天很晚才會回來

1700
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:48,755
厲害

1701
01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:50,718
羨慕吧？

1702
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:53,919
我當時一抬頭，見到Albert的照片

1703
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:55,069
就硬了

1704
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:56,635
你打他女兒？

1705
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:57,868
我操他女兒

1706
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:00,749
哎唷哎唷

1707
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:02,957
呀咩爹！

1708
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,509
這段可以跳過

1709
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:12,630
在這個時候

1710
01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:15,108
Albert這個終極大反派魁隆終於出現

1711
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:16,070
爸爸？

1712
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:16,990
你們在做什麼？

1713
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:18,274
當然是做愛

1714
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:21,273
媽的，搞我女兒，吃我一拳

1715
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:22,956
別打

1716
01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:27,956
別再打我爸爸，最多我不收你錢

1717
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:30,356
媽的，戴假髮？

1718
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,876
別再打了，出人命了

1719
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:42,350
冷靜點…你膽子倒是挺大的

1720
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:45,430
還用說

1721
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,869
「今次真係全片完」