1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:27,792 --> 00:01:28,934 The lord god said "let there be light" 4 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,619 and there was light 5 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,616 the lord god said "let there be man and woman" 6 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,532 and there was man and woman 7 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,582 and that night man asked woman 8 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:43,457 "hey, are you free tomorrow night?" 9 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:46,867 And woman said 10 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,829 "okay, let me check 11 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,833 but I'm not interested in anything long term 12 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,911 I want to see other people 13 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,324 before I settle down with one" 14 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,410 Cut! 15 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:09,868 And man said 16 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:12,454 "there are no other people" 17 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:19,282 And woman said 18 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,536 "okay, how about this: We get married 19 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,657 you vow your eternal love for me 20 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,418 who are totally dependent on us for eighteen years 21 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,783 and spend time with us at home every Saturday 22 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:35,248 also, you'll never get to 23 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:37,408 see another woman 24 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,782 naked again” 25 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,911 and man said 26 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:47,788 and the lord said 27 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,911 "why don't you two explore the world 28 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:51,823 before telling me... 29 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,115 Whether men and women 30 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:55,870 can be together after all" 31 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,619 and then thousands... 32 00:02:58,667 --> 00:02:59,326 And thousands 33 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,956 and thousands of years passed 34 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,865 men and women... 35 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,412 Show time! 36 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,373 Romance, new romance 37 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:22,827 set a date, don't be late 38 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:24,532 potbelly, slim it up 39 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,665 showing off perfect pecs 40 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,248 "producers: Virginia lok Eric tsang" 41 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:30,998 trim the beard 42 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,578 primp the hair, dance around 43 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,115 let me be, let me go 44 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,823 wear a condom, we're good to go 45 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:40,197 "cast: Eric tsang Teresa mo Ivana wong wong Cho lam" 46 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,786 scent from my fragrance 47 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,369 express my machismo 48 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:44,948 zip your fly 49 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,456 you'll be fine 50 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:49,955 I have to work harder finding a partner 51 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,958 it'll be a perfect first date 52 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,663 "original screenplay by Joe dipietro & Jimmy Roberts" 53 00:04:02,917 --> 00:04:04,578 Toner, shower gel 54 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,035 antioxidant, anti-aging 55 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,786 reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 56 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,494 burning fat, watch your weight 57 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,790 "art director: Chet chan constume designer: Cecilia chik" 58 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,744 see my face, smooth and fair 59 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,243 extending hair, manicure 60 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:18,907 make a laugh, sounds so great 61 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,744 speak english like Janice mann 62 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:24,290 "screenplay adaptation: Joey leung wong Cho lam wang jue" 63 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:25,706 waking up, do the hair 64 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,365 whitening and get prepared 65 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:28,748 work out often 66 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,498 stop eating macarons 67 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:33,705 I have to work harder dressing up 68 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:37,242 for my Mr. right 69 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:40,375 I try to be a perfect partner 70 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:43,495 even if I have to be your slave 71 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,662 fake my virtue 72 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,072 I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick 73 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:53,204 looking forward to meeting my love 74 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:56,580 bachelor, where are you? 75 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:59,662 I'm still waiting 76 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:03,496 for him to come into my dream 77 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,744 I have my stress 78 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:13,034 though I'm not perfect 79 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:16,371 I don't expect much from a relationship 80 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,874 that's why I end up with nothing 81 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:20,123 everybody 82 00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:22,829 I have my stress 83 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:26,080 though I'm not perfect 84 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,490 shame, shame, shame 85 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:28,542 I cry and cry 86 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,120 I'm used to it, how time flies 87 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,539 time? Huh? 88 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,809 "Music director: Laudon, Jonathan Edward choreographers: Gerald wong Cho yiu pang Lee may" 89 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,476 "director of photography: Kenny tse administrative producer: Cherrie lau" 90 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,990 my heart is pounding 91 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:41,452 when I think about my love 92 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,203 I'll be happy if we hooked up 93 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,786 I'll be grumpy if we broke up 94 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,992 how can I tell? I barely know you 95 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:51,330 perhaps you are a jerk 96 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,240 toner, shower gel 97 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:54,828 antioxidant, anti-aging 98 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,456 reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 99 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,910 burning fat, watch your weight 100 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,684 - I try to be a perfect partner - See my face, smooth and fair 101 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,073 extending hair, manicure 102 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:02,851 - even if I have to be your slave - Make a laugh, sounds so great 103 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,365 speak english like Janice mann 104 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,081 - fake my virtue - Toner, shower gel 105 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,535 antioxidant, anti-aging 106 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,143 - I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick - Reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 107 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,782 burning fat, watch your weight 108 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:14,038 don't worry 109 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:17,075 if Venus will stay 110 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,075 I only worry 111 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:23,614 if I have to wait again for love 112 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,456 When will you show up? 113 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,411 Being single sucks 114 00:06:35,292 --> 00:06:36,873 I don't want a bad ending 115 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,758 I'm in my thirties and wrinkles start showing 116 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,874 "director: Wong Cho lam" 117 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:47,288 "a chapter on courtship" 118 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,365 enjoy your meal 119 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:18,498 Let's do dinner 120 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,369 and a flick 121 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,331 sure 122 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,117 you certainly move quick 123 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:29,282 sure 124 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:34,828 it's my pleasure to watch it with you 125 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:39,823 how wonderful 126 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:45,118 what movie should we do? 127 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:53,785 Well, that's fully up to you 128 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,369 this one, please 129 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:02,741 let me get this 130 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:10,958 and that, my friends, was my one big mistake 131 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,073 I'm too sick 132 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:17,698 oppa, don't wait for me 133 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:22,661 why did this happen when we're about to get married? 134 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,491 I love kung fu action 135 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,786 mindless, violent action 136 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:39,000 Danny young and it man are awesome 137 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,411 I watch "love section" sometimes 138 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,411 Tommy leung makes people high 139 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:46,784 they say his ass is big, I buy 140 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:49,283 what the hell am I watching? 141 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,324 This movie here is cloying 142 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:54,742 all the scenes are dragging 143 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:57,124 I bet she gets all weepy 144 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,328 as I get really sleepy 145 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:03,573 no chick will ever pick the flick again 146 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,118 oppa, it's not worth it 147 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:19,530 I'll marry you no matter what 148 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:28,746 He and she 149 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:32,037 can't they be together? 150 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,869 They haven't gotten married 151 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:37,865 but he can't hold back... 152 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:43,500 His love 153 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,572 he can't let go 154 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:51,117 the love from his wife 155 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,782 taking care of her 156 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,540 in sickness and in health 157 00:09:56,583 --> 00:10:00,576 that's love 158 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,869 I yearn to see a psycho 159 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,873 a psycho with pain saw 160 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,909 be nice to see him slice up everyone 161 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,414 mince the meat into buns 162 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,866 sacrifice them to the cult 163 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,875 sex and violence are all I'm after 164 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,035 he's dutiful 165 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,992 how wonderful 166 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:32,042 to hold on to his wife in misfortune 167 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:38,948 it's nothing new 168 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:42,416 the wife isn't even that hot 169 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,995 farewell, my love 170 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:49,456 a kiss before we part forever 171 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,492 We're running out of luck in this life 172 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,365 see you next lifetime 173 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,241 Bak so yeon! 174 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,078 Why do I feel horrible? 175 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,664 Did I just feel... 176 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,077 A tear now? 177 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:24,450 I bet it's just some sweat caught in my eye 178 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,574 what's happening? 179 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,244 My nose feels rather... 180 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,042 Runny 181 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,083 good god! 182 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,081 My eyes are getting red 183 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,658 this should be a lovely wedding 184 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:38,033 but it turns out to be a funeral 185 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,699 my manhood is capsizing 186 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,492 - love has not changed - What's happening to me? 187 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,783 I might cry any moment 188 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,575 it'd be such a disaster 189 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,332 - on this day - I've got to get a grip now 190 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,536 think about a zombie movie 191 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,625 special features 192 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:56,453 must fight the feeling 193 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,914 it's too late 194 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,332 this movie is tear-jerking 195 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,539 I can't hold it anymore 196 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,165 - should've sneaked out long before - Don't run away 197 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,199 - no whimpering like a puppy - Don't cry 198 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,040 I've got to macho up 199 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,373 women like Alpha males 200 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,957 - still being brave - I didn't plan on shedding tears 201 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,120 I can't allow myself to cry... 202 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,167 Oh god! 203 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,292 Are you okay? 204 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,414 Just an allergy 205 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,990 you know what? 206 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,580 I love men who aren't afraid to cry at the movies 207 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:49,989 why didn't the actress come back? 208 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,202 If she came back 209 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:55,493 the puppy wouldn't have died 210 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:27,327 Yes! Yes! Yes! 211 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,285 Are you okay? 212 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,493 I'm fine 213 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,698 I shouldn't have played so well 214 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,781 come on, it's okay 215 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,949 no, I shouldn't have beaten you 216 00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:43,328 come on, it's okay 217 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:47,155 I shouldn't have caught up with my pride 218 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,870 and pointed at you and said "loser! Loser! Loser!" 219 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,763 You're right, you shouldn't have done that 220 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,665 just now when you pointed at me 221 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:58,414 and said "loser! Loser! Loser!" 222 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,780 Your voice is angelic, and... 223 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,875 You look so pretty 224 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,031 really? 225 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:05,788 Yes 226 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:06,743 then why didn't you make a pass at me? 227 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:07,952 What? 228 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,658 I mean, this is already our fourth date 229 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,243 why? 230 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:15,498 Is it me? 231 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:16,823 Oh no, you're fine 232 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,331 is it you? 233 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,283 No, I'm absolutely fine 234 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,994 my body works just fine 235 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:27,033 even without Viagra 236 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,493 I'm sorry... so sorry 237 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,873 I said the wrong thing again 238 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,490 whenever I go on dates with guys 239 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,823 it's like I have this moron switch in my head that goes on 240 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,309 that makes me say stupid things 241 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,619 I'm sorry, my bad 242 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,123 no, king 243 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,235 I was just trying to be respectful 244 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,365 respectful? 245 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,580 Yes 246 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,998 I don't want you to think I'm a player 247 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,495 you're the most interesting woman I've met 248 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,823 you're pretty 249 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,282 you play tennis well 250 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,618 your voice is so beautiful 251 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,124 and you're so upfront, also... 252 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,768 Look, I have this moron switch too 253 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,309 I don't even know what I'm saying, so stupid 254 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,665 dickson, can I make you dinner tonight? 255 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,739 Really? 256 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:08,809 What would you like to eat? 257 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,118 Black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 258 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,706 with cream sauce 259 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,032 What? 260 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,999 Black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 261 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,457 with cream sauce 262 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:26,833 with an egg, too 263 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,292 great 264 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,124 so I'll make black truffle... 265 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,531 Cream sauce... 266 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,079 Spam meat instant noodle, if you don't have plans 267 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,448 no, I never have plans 268 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,601 which is not to say I'm a loser 269 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,241 it's just that I'm generally free 270 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,078 if you make me 271 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,623 black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 272 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,866 with cream sauce tonight... 273 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,953 I'll go to convenience store to get some... 274 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,785 Condoms? 275 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:52,833 White wine 276 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:58,241 white wine! Sure! 277 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,202 White wine is a must 278 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,615 absolutely 279 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,706 what am I saying? 280 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,490 Condoms and black truffle 281 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,373 are two completely different things 282 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,203 "moron switch"... 283 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,433 If you want, I can also get some condoms 284 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,160 okay 285 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,996 then I'll go to the convenience store and get white wine and... 286 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,118 Yeah! 287 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,536 I have to get home and learn how to make... 288 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,700 Black truffle... lasagna 289 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,078 so I'll go to the convenience store now 290 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,583 dickson 291 00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,948 Tonight 292 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,698 tonight 293 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:07,030 yes! Yes! Yes! 294 00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,454 Let darkness come 295 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,244 turn up the moonlight 296 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,992 it might sound shallow 297 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:38,159 but I want to fuel the spark 298 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,915 surprises to follow 299 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:46,202 I found my love 300 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:54,875 and I will be loved tonight 301 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,040 hold me tight 302 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,457 pamper me 303 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,454 whisper softly to my ears 304 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,912 and sing me a love song 305 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,286 let's stay in bed 306 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:16,578 and watch the galaxy above 307 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:26,125 and I will be loved tonight 308 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,785 I drowned myself in work 309 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,621 I let my days aimlessly pass 310 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:40,455 I forgot how it's like to be in love 311 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,789 I was content being single 312 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,455 day after day 313 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,072 I lived in my capsule 314 00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:57,615 pretending to be cheerful 315 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,575 Looking into the night sky 316 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,530 I had no one by my side 317 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,665 The sky seems gloomy 318 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,954 but I know someone is waiting for me 319 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,492 please treasure 320 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,284 this precious love 321 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,291 he shows me the light 322 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:39,828 hold me tight 323 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:46,033 my darling 324 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,656 my love 325 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:59,333 come to me tonight 326 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:20,534 And love me 327 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,079 I just remembered something funny 328 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,327 what's that? 329 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,157 I bought an orange yesterday 330 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:21,867 and? 331 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,786 It went bad today 332 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,415 I'll go get another drink 333 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,707 I sit here trying to seduce 334 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,450 and make this big boy drool 335 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,200 but every thought that I produce 336 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,117 makes me sound like such a tool 337 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,414 I'm making myself a fool 338 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:06,284 it's not that I can't be diverting 339 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,740 sometimes I can even thrill 340 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,158 I want to be with her 341 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,999 because I've fallen for her 342 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,490 if I could 343 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,994 transform 344 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:30,208 into a stud 345 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,290 if I were 346 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,869 a hunk 347 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,447 if I were 348 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,207 a babe 349 00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:53,827 the kind of guy girls love 350 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:01,997 the kind of girl guys crave 351 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,369 my beauty is stunning 352 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,115 my pec is so firm 353 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,577 my legs are so slim 354 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,206 my biceps are so strong 355 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,786 my hair is shinning 356 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,199 six huge packs 357 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,786 two huge jugs 358 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,494 all people are turning their eyes 359 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,707 I get what I want 360 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,873 say my name when we make love 361 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,574 fill me up tonight 362 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:29,367 can't miss the time of our lives 363 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,073 I'm a stud 364 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,865 I'm a babe 365 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,578 all she wants 366 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:35,914 is to get him 367 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:44,323 if I were 368 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 kuen 369 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:52,204 you have a pimple on your nose 370 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,740 let me buy you a drink 371 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,581 hold on 372 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,081 you don't drink like this 373 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,661 Get down! Get down! 374 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,198 Get the hell down now! 375 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,035 You lazy bums 376 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,789 only good for nothing 377 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:30,958 kuen 378 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,532 I guess... 379 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,040 I'm not the kind of guy you want 380 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:43,367 I'm not the kind of girl you want 381 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:48,998 I'm not a stud 382 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:54,531 I'm a loser 383 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:59,865 I'm nothing close to a hunk 384 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:08,323 I'm not pretty 385 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:15,700 I'm stupid and boring 386 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,911 I'm not attractive 387 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,619 my clothes are synthetic 388 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,908 I only got one style 389 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,994 I don't like to be flashy 390 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:27,829 I like girls with no make up 391 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,490 I've a flat chest 392 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,373 we're actually a perfect match 393 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,457 I'll call you everyday 394 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,494 I want to see you night and day 395 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:41,078 I'll always be around 396 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,574 one more round, what do you say? 397 00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,829 Due to the rayleigh-Taylor instability 398 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,205 the rising air 399 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,707 will drag the dust and debris up 400 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,616 that's why after an atomic explosion 401 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,659 a mushroom cloud is formed 402 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,291 Wow! German 403 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,329 I wouldn't know if you hadn't explained to me 404 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:10,458 mushroom 405 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,661 I didn't know that's how mushroom came from 406 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,286 it's mushroom cloud 407 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:18,243 yes, mushroom cloud 408 00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:20,792 Veronica 409 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 was I boring you? 410 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,532 Not at all 411 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,993 it's just me 412 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,367 when I'm listening real hard 413 00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:33,990 my eyes are closed like that 414 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,282 dessert? 415 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,202 No, thanks 416 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,411 I never liked dessert 417 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:42,913 stuff like chocolate... 418 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,243 I just hate it 419 00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:46,157 I'm lying 420 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,661 oops, I didn't get to the gym today 421 00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:54,450 I generally go every single day 422 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,740 I'm really lying 423 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,581 Veronica 424 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:05,579 you're one special lady 425 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,989 I could discuss nuclear fission with you 426 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,327 all night long 427 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,697 I really want to do that 428 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,243 please god, don't let him 429 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,911 let me tell you then 430 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:26,864 my favorite thing to do is 431 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,202 Chinese chess 432 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,414 no wonder 433 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,245 that was my guess too 434 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,827 do you play? 435 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:42,161 Of course 436 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,120 it's so exciting 437 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:49,248 I'm lying 438 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,164 let's find time 439 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:54,119 to play together 440 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:56,624 your place 441 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,079 or mine? 442 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:07,203 Who is this woman talking 443 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:13,781 did you ever see the movie "emperor of chess?" 444 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,532 I love it 445 00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:20,159 I didn't see this movie 446 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,615 what's your favorite scene? 447 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:25,202 Help me 448 00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:26,372 this time 449 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:29,705 help me 450 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:33,739 if you had to choose a gas to represent yourself 451 00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:36,033 would you pick hydrogen 452 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:37,368 or nitrogen? 453 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:41,823 Excuse me 454 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,452 I want to say 455 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,115 just a thing or two 456 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,490 but listening to his voice 457 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,203 I'm ready to drop 458 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,365 he eyes my breast, he talks, and talks 459 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,157 he never stops 460 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:59,030 there's a serious single man drought 461 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:03,621 it has to be right when everybody likes 462 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,322 a match among singles 463 00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:11,205 there're just too many idiots 464 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,822 there's a serious single man drought 465 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:19,371 I can't believe he's still talking 466 00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:23,284 I should seek refuge 467 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,206 he eats, he shits 468 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,161 it's like a torture 469 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,951 there's a serious single man drought 470 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,457 defeated 471 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,038 I used to have some standards 472 00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:39,365 but man by man 473 00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:43,114 I look older everytime 474 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:45,874 lesbian 475 00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:48,954 I should be a lesbian 476 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,828 it's so much easier to be with a woman 477 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:55,697 no nonsense from men no more 478 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,494 we seem to be made for each other 479 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,448 and in "emperor of chess" 480 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,582 who was your favorite character? 481 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:10,531 The old guy who is not too old 482 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,416 kind of chubby but too chubby 483 00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:14,792 Johnny sham! 484 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:15,913 Yes! 485 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,247 Me too! 486 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:21,947 I could grow old alone just fine 487 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,617 adopt some cats and cuddle them 488 00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:31,742 they'll find me dead in my feline shrine 489 00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:37,080 there's a serious single man drought 490 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,491 I date 491 00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:41,498 and try 492 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:44,206 w ait for him 493 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,786 to marry me 494 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,869 flaws, there are just too much 495 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,198 I'm screwed 496 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,786 single man, please come to me 497 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:52,743 help me please 498 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:53,952 anyone 499 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 help me please 500 00:31:55,292 --> 00:31:57,328 let me get the check 501 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,491 no, let's split it 502 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,493 I'm lying 503 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:06,490 I'm seriously lying 504 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,870 hope you can find a bachelor 505 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,659 because there's a serious single man drought 506 00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:14,619 I bluff to give myself away 507 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:15,823 single man, oh, single man 508 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,413 anyone come take me 509 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:24,832 I'm totally screwed 510 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,499 fine, split the bill then 511 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:31,162 - screw you! - You old fart! 512 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,747 Veronica! 513 00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:34,792 Betty! 514 00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:35,656 Veronica! 515 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:36,948 Betty! 516 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,534 Wait a minute! 517 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:42,665 - Betty... - Veronica... 518 00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,369 Betty! 519 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,331 Baby, I want to ride carousel 520 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,375 okay 521 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,828 you have chapped lips, drink some water 522 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,873 it's so cold, my teeth hurts 523 00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,407 let me warm you up 524 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:58,034 wong hoi nay, will you marry me? 525 00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,994 Kong ka ching, I will 526 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:09,280 Love has no logic 527 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,825 but I still fall for it 528 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,582 why am I always single? 529 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:16,705 Why? 530 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,207 Because I'm a guy 531 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:23,155 my hairline is receding 532 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:26,166 my confidence is lacking 533 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:29,120 the doctors are not helping 534 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:32,496 us single men 535 00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:35,954 my kitchen is disgusting 536 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,912 my bedroom is messy 537 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,366 my clothes are all stinky 538 00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:42,497 my god 539 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,325 I'm just a guy 540 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:47,866 I want to be a husband 541 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:51,580 I want to be brave 542 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,242 I want to be an Alpha male 543 00:33:55,292 --> 00:34:00,867 and not to be alone 544 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,456 as a matter of fact 545 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,745 am a total husband material 546 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,665 I'm loud and grumpy 547 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,073 I gamble to see if I'm lucky 548 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,787 my balls are itchy 549 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,164 being noisy 550 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,744 being lazy 551 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,664 I'm a single guy 552 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:26,661 an outstanding single guy 553 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:34,448 "a chapter on marriage" 554 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:41,864 my future in-laws 555 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,448 chi keung has an announcement 556 00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:44,702 he must be proposing 557 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,957 you have to be here 558 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,289 this pair of golden bracelets is a family heirloom 559 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,664 it finally has its successor 560 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,700 we've been waiting for this, we brought wine as well 561 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,741 when they come, let's... 562 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:00,498 Mr. and Mrs. Lee, they're here 563 00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,453 let's hide 564 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,241 sure, let's talk later 565 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,699 chi keung - auntie 566 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,574 please take a seat 567 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,578 we're so excited today 568 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,286 we'd like to celebrate with you 569 00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,248 and your better half, kiki 570 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,325 how long have you been dating? 571 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:25,822 Two years 572 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,993 two years only? 573 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,684 Kiki, remember, consider carefully before jumping into 574 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,198 anything as serious as 575 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,455 what? 576 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,410 As serious as... 577 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,458 What? 578 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,286 Marriage! 579 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:40,907 Daddy, mommy 580 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:44,030 we wanted to wait till after dinner 581 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:44,492 but... 582 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,498 You wanted to surprise us I know! 583 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:49,910 Well... 584 00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:52,620 Yeah, yeah 585 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,782 me and kiki 586 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:55,873 yeah, yeah 587 00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,282 we've talked it over 588 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,243 we're breaking up 589 00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,623 surprise! 590 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,662 Daddy, mommy, why are you here? 591 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,036 Say it, why are you two breaking up? 592 00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:15,117 We don't want to let you all down 593 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:18,450 but kiki and I have thought about it long and hard 594 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,081 the decision we make right now 595 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,240 is right 596 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,994 and I just want to focus on 597 00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,749 my foot massage kol career now 598 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,240 daddy, mommy, are you okay? 599 00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:31,498 What do you think? 600 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,833 Chi keung, remember, no matter what happened 601 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:35,934 what kind of decision you've made 602 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,494 I'm still here to support you 603 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:39,490 honey 604 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:42,825 this is good news, right? 605 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,244 It's certainly wonderful news 606 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,540 bring it! 607 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,369 Let's make a toast for chi keung and that one 608 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,476 who will never be our daughter-in-law... And her name? 609 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,535 Kiki 610 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,163 cheers 611 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,658 congratulations, single girl 612 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,991 you're courageous to be single 613 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:07,781 we understand why you dumped him 614 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,912 but we don't pity you 615 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,119 very happy for you indeed 616 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:15,533 being single 617 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,623 what's wrong with that? 618 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,740 You've got too much work 619 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,206 you dump him for your career 620 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,616 you're self-sufficient, you don't need a man 621 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,248 to hold your hand 622 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:31,329 you two didn't put your hearts into this 623 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,240 it's not that bad after all 624 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,578 being single is great 625 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,536 no doubt 626 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,415 you're so lucky 627 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,619 you have everything figured out 628 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:46,124 you've got much more than mother ever had 629 00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:47,703 you're such a strong guy 630 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,079 if you want to break up, we don't mind 631 00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:53,499 get a drink, you'll be fine 632 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:58,457 we're your parents, we support you 633 00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:03,283 you little shit 634 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,661 what's wrong with you? 635 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,740 Perverted, gay, or herpes? 636 00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:11,374 So bad that you want to be single 637 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:12,953 leave all things behind 638 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,912 he is a nice guy 639 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,869 you'll be sorry for dumping her 640 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:23,156 how long would it take to finally find another person? 641 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:26,161 We don't mean to pry 642 00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:28,744 relax, don't complain 643 00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:33,741 adulthood's not as crucial as it seems 644 00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:36,408 for another thousand days maybe 645 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:42,328 or ten thousand years it could be 646 00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:48,078 our grandkids will never be born 647 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,655 even when we're gone 648 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,786 focus on your career 649 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,499 what a great idea 650 00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:59,953 keep working forever 651 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:03,075 our dreams are destroyed 652 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,948 calm down, my in-laws 653 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,874 we're not in-laws no more 654 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:16,239 best wishes to all 655 00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:24,031 here's to you! 656 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:34,996 "Prison for the singles" 657 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:43,999 Welcome, singles over thirty 658 00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:46,454 to our "matchmaking escape room" 659 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,456 I'm your instructor Louis yuen 660 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,161 I guarantee you'll be highly entertained 661 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,617 by this extraordinary "big fun" experience 662 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,039 it's just matchmaking 663 00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:03,119 it doesn't have to be so scary, does it? 664 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:05,870 I said you'll have "big fun" 665 00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:07,578 of course the scarier the better 666 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,948 don't scare them 667 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,073 you look sharp 668 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,199 In order to live up to the horror of this game 669 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,490 let me introduce 670 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,911 the main character this game 671 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:28,744 granny lung 672 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,949 hi everyone 673 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,870 I'm granny lung 674 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,869 decades ago 675 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,822 I was referred to as baby lung 676 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,740 at that time 677 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,574 I was just like you two 678 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:49,865 working in central 679 00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:53,239 as a white collar 680 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,331 whenever I was free 681 00:40:55,375 --> 00:41:01,530 I watched Korean and Japanese dramas with mytv super 682 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:04,328 mytv super existed back then? 683 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Why not? 684 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,198 Don't interrupt 685 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,914 fine, fine, fine 686 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,373 but for some reasons 687 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,956 no matter how hard I tried 688 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:18,000 I just couldn't seem to find my significant other 689 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,740 this feeling that I had 690 00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,828 you should understand 691 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:28,207 then came Christmas Eve 692 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:30,373 a friend of mine 693 00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:33,909 invited me to a Christmas party 694 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:37,158 I couldn't find a date to go with 695 00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:40,204 so I went alone 696 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,456 as soon as I arrived 697 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,832 I saw everyone came with a partner 698 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:47,538 couples everywhere 699 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,411 kissing and cuddling 700 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,699 calling each other cute names 701 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,287 "baby", "piggy" 702 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,869 give me a kiss, baby 703 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:57,077 piggy, give me a smooch 704 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:02,578 sweetie, try this mini Franks 705 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,457 darling, honey 706 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:19,035 They even started talking like babies 707 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,991 don't you think it's unbearable? 708 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,782 I was so mad 709 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:30,202 I grabbed a ak47 out of nowhere 710 00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:33,955 and killed all those jerks once and for all 711 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,491 After they died 712 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,533 their souls lingered 713 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:51,451 they took revenge on me 714 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,663 that's why I can only be a medium now 715 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:59,246 people call me granny lung out of respect 716 00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:04,873 in fact I'm just lonely lung 717 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,032 what are you laughing at? 718 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,957 I'm almost eighty 719 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,786 but I don't have a soulmate 720 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,494 is that funny to you? 721 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:19,873 No, not at all 722 00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:22,203 "for the singles" 723 00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:23,956 and what about you, bitch? 724 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,083 I apologize 725 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,032 can we go now? I want to go 726 00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:28,407 if you don't get married 727 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:30,449 you can never leave this prison 728 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,410 are you still waiting 729 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:34,915 for Mr. and Mrs. right to show up? 730 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:37,032 Yes 731 00:43:37,167 --> 00:43:40,239 let me ask for you 732 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:51,450 They're dead already 733 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:58,285 What's your name? 734 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,559 And what kind of partner are you looking for? 735 00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:00,413 Tell me all about it 736 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,664 let me see if I can help 737 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,660 my Chinese name is chung king fai 738 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,539 english name, kfc 739 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:06,993 they all call me king fai ching 740 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:08,248 I'm 34 741 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:10,324 I'm looking for a young Christian girl 742 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:12,215 who wants to get married and have kids with me 743 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:13,625 and you? 744 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,101 My Chinese name is kam kung mun 745 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,160 english name, madonald 746 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,208 I'm 24 747 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:18,663 what? 748 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,708 429 749 00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:20,955 so young 750 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,706 will you marry her? 751 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:28,121 How about you? 752 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,032 Well... yeah... 753 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,914 Speak up 754 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:35,371 let's get married! 755 00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:38,365 "Congratulations" 756 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:42,199 congratulations 757 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:45,993 congratulations on escaping this prison 758 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,953 Soon to be man and wife 759 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:17,873 ladies and gentlemen 760 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:29,538 We have gathered here under god above 761 00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:38,912 to bear withess to this man and this woman 762 00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:41,499 love 763 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:50,083 as they vow their eternal love 764 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,077 do you swear? 765 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,457 Do you swear to love and honor? 766 00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,831 I swear 767 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:02,662 then your bachelorhood is a goner 768 00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,741 as a husband 769 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:07,579 now you'll have a lot of chores 770 00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,532 really? 771 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:11,123 Do you swear? 772 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:13,408 Is your love for him wholehearted? 773 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,785 I swear 774 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,666 then your freedom just departed 775 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,539 and remember 776 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:23,740 now his family is yours 777 00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:25,907 do I swear? 778 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:28,119 Ian kwai fong is no longer reachable 779 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:29,167 do I swear? 780 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,574 His belly will grow and chin will be doubled 781 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:34,116 who do you think you are? 782 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,367 - I should get married with someone better - I should hold out for someone better 783 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:39,583 do you vow? 784 00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,908 I should ask my mother 785 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,038 do you vow? 786 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:45,916 Is this really what I want my life to be? 787 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,789 You've really got to think 788 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,833 do you really want to get married? 789 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,956 And remember it's forever 790 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,615 and forever 791 00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,784 and forever is a really long, long time 792 00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,601 - get away from here - And remember it's forever 793 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:01,581 - listen to your heart - And forever 794 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,786 and forever - do you swear? 795 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:05,684 - And forever is a really long, long time - Do you vow? 796 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,414 Do you swear? 797 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,119 Do you vow? 798 00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:10,828 Do you really want to get married? 799 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:12,578 Do you do we do? 800 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,373 Do you swear? 801 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,157 Do you vow? 802 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,789 Think twice before you say it 803 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,289 do you do we do? 804 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:23,493 Do you? 805 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:40,325 Oh, god! 806 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,744 I'm going to throw the bouquet 807 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,494 who wants it? 808 00:47:48,542 --> 00:47:50,157 Me, me, me! 809 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,208 Here we go! 810 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:54,994 One, two 811 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,456 It's coming, it's coming 812 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,411 one, two, three! 813 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,785 Congratulations 814 00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,448 it's going to be your turn soon 815 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,957 sure, I'll be getting married real soon 816 00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:24,205 well I've walked down the aisle 817 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,663 more than once in a while 818 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:33,036 but I've always stood off to the side 819 00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:42,072 each bride has me dressed, not quite looking my best 820 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:49,995 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 821 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,537 I was kuen's bridesmaid once 822 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,040 "fatty" is the name of her husband 823 00:48:56,083 --> 00:49:00,531 they made out on their wedding day 824 00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,204 both of them are overweight 825 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,287 in the middle of their business 826 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:09,787 her husband went lifeless 827 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,791 and soon he died of fatness 828 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,991 too many weddings 829 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,324 too many dresses 830 00:49:19,542 --> 00:49:24,036 bridesmaids' dresses are hard to carry 831 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,412 they all make my hips look so wide 832 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:31,952 so you've got to be picky 833 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:37,665 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 834 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,699 I was fun's bridesmaid later 835 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,865 I trusted my instinct 836 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,407 that's a red flag 837 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:45,743 she was too ruthless 838 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,909 the groom was a playboy 839 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,582 on the big day 840 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:55,241 he tried to grope a bridesmaid 841 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,618 what a shame 842 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,864 the bride changed here mind 843 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:03,412 we gave them money and gifts 844 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,450 chun's wedding didn't go well 845 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,991 indecent affair 846 00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:11,824 no one could bare 847 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,366 the guy and the girl, both heavily sinned 848 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,120 for they were supposed to be akin 849 00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:18,332 they got caught red handed 850 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:22,197 and chun got him castrated 851 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,742 too many weddings 852 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:28,249 too many dresses 853 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:32,490 sisters, let's stay together 854 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,415 forever and ever 855 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:41,873 don't make your life a bummer 856 00:50:41,917 --> 00:50:46,661 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 857 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:51,739 what is this attitude? 858 00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:54,909 With so many dresses for weddings 859 00:50:55,667 --> 00:51:00,866 silence, I'm sick of explaining 860 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:06,448 I was there for them 861 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:12,199 but they separated in the end 862 00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:18,748 these gowns bring me sorrows 863 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:23,159 too many weddings 864 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,620 too many dresses 865 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,123 I'm content 866 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:32,833 I need not crying over a man 867 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:38,665 I don't ask for much 868 00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:46,664 my fate is in my hand 869 00:51:49,667 --> 00:51:52,534 too many weddings 870 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,831 praise the lord 871 00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:04,075 I've hung on to my pride 872 00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:16,951 "A chapter on couples" 873 00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:17,781 say my name, baby 874 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:18,322 siu ming 875 00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,285 say my name, baby - siu ming 876 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:19,992 louder 877 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,042 siu ming 878 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:29,207 How was it, baby? Was it good? 879 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:30,250 Yeah 880 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,871 on the scale of Richter magnitude 881 00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:38,373 how intense was it? 882 00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:39,827 Enough! 883 00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:40,875 You were terrible! 884 00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:42,393 You were focused only on your pleasure! 885 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:43,327 Don't mention about a quake 886 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:44,911 the bed didn't even move an inch 887 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,323 what now? 888 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,415 If your other half can't satisfy you sexually? 889 00:52:51,458 --> 00:52:52,664 No problem 890 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,199 did you ever wish you could sue them? 891 00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,250 No? 892 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,162 Know your rights and be informed 893 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,698 at kwan king lung solicitors 894 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,786 we have a lot of sexually experienced attorneys 895 00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:04,268 who will follow you into your bedroom 896 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:07,364 and get you the orgasm you deserve, all in one go 897 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,120 Mr. kwan king lung, please 898 00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:14,583 let's follow siu ming and Mei ling 899 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,035 to romantic hotel 900 00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:18,995 and take a look at their case 901 00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:20,373 higher, higher 902 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,956 lower, lower 903 00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:28,039 I don't mean lowering your voice 904 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,493 all too familiar, isn't it? 905 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,615 If you don't want this, what can you do? 906 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,331 Don't get stuck with this 907 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,616 step out and make a move 908 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:41,957 back to you, Mr. kwan king lung 909 00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:44,664 it's our priority to safeguard 910 00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,228 the sexual satisfaction of our clients 911 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,241 siu ming, your contract states 912 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,248 you must nibble Mei ling's elbow 913 00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:00,867 Mei ling, you must fondle siu ming's feet 914 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,533 it's awesome 915 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,828 with an annual fee of $4999 916 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:12,493 you can satisfy all your darkest desires 917 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,952 satisfaction guaranteed 918 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,991 or your money back 919 00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:19,615 I got fifty thousand dollars 920 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:22,579 because siu ming refused to nibble my elbow 921 00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:24,809 and I got one hundred thousand dollars 922 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,994 because Mei ling wouldn't fondle my feet 923 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:30,120 we won't rip you off 924 00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:32,703 if your partner doesn't get you off 925 00:54:32,792 --> 00:54:33,998 no problem 926 00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:36,283 at kwan king lung solicitors 927 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,994 we care about your bedroom business! 928 00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,495 I love Hong Kong! 929 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,226 Kwan king lung solicitors hotline 930 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:44,286 44535210 931 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:39,542 Baby 932 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:41,153 have you paid the management fee? 933 00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,823 Yeah 934 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,661 honey, have you paid the credit card bill? 935 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,157 Yeah 936 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:48,809 have you called the technician to fix the washing machine? 937 00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:49,948 Yeah 938 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,241 have you applied for a day off for the pta meeting? 939 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,994 Yeah 940 00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,414 have you fed the tortoise? 941 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500 Yeah 942 00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,533 have you bought Chinese sausage for your mom? 943 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,536 Yeah 944 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,120 have you put your mom on the taxi? 945 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:04,243 Yeah 946 00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:06,783 have you put the kids to bed? 947 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:08,372 Yeah 948 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:09,948 yeah? 949 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,115 How? 950 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,369 I promised them if they go to bed 951 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,783 I'm taking them to didiland this Saturday 952 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:19,033 just for going to bed? 953 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,199 I am exhausted 954 00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:24,454 they were cutting polystyrene foam in their room 955 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,707 playing the "let eat go" game 956 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,331 it's not happening 957 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:34,453 whatever, we can tell them later 958 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,207 didiland is burnt to the ground 959 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,833 I have to clean up the snow before bed 960 00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:43,078 don't stay up too late, okay? 961 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,434 Look at the dark circles under your eyes 962 00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:45,698 ouch 963 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:59,366 Honey, you want me to come? 964 00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:01,578 There's no need 965 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,740 I can clean it myself 966 00:57:03,792 --> 00:57:05,248 no 967 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:09,743 I'm asking if you want me to come have a little fun with you in bed 968 00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:14,698 really? 969 00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:16,657 I don't know 970 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:17,948 what do you say? 971 00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:25,332 It's only 9:15pm 972 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:30,492 I can clean up the snow tomorrow 973 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:32,573 really? 974 00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:36,208 Wait 975 00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:38,717 I forgot to put fabric softener in the washer 976 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:42,909 baby! 977 00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,119 I tucked in the kids 978 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,078 and I put away their toys 979 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:55,492 so tonight I'll feel the joy of being wed 980 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:56,372 put away the toys 981 00:57:56,417 --> 00:57:57,907 pepper pig 982 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,865 alsa, Ana are all gone 983 00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:04,744 so tonight this daddy's turf will be his bed! 984 00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,125 Sweep the floor first 985 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,615 by models and toys 986 00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:12,329 tidying up is annoying 987 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,331 I'm getting rid of all of them 988 00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:17,324 everything is cleared 989 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,161 I can be wild and crazy 990 00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:22,082 I'm married 991 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,832 and I'm gonna have sex! 992 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,700 Daddy, little brother threw up in bed! 993 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,617 I'm coming 994 00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:45,078 The leftovers I froze 995 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,865 and I laid out their school clothes 996 00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:50,785 tonight I have to show off my lingerie 997 00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,081 I finished everything quickly today 998 00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:54,990 nothing else will get in the way 999 00:58:55,042 --> 00:58:59,160 mommy has her urges that can no longer be suppressed 1000 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,866 everywhere they roam 1001 00:59:02,917 --> 00:59:04,873 thore and dooramon 1002 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,374 superheroes gather 1003 00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,908 all in the living room 1004 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,415 everything is cleared 1005 00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:14,323 I can be wild and crazy 1006 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:16,957 I'm married 1007 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:19,244 and I'm gonna have sex! 1008 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,032 Little bunny 1009 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,036 tiger 1010 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:31,829 - there was a time - When we were passionate 1011 00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:38,415 we made the bed shake 1012 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:40,494 with love and desire 1013 00:59:41,792 --> 00:59:43,828 from dusk till dawn 1014 00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:46,412 I'm so turned on 1015 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,492 make love all night long 1016 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,539 let's get rough 1017 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:56,747 what's going on, baby? 1018 00:59:56,917 --> 01:00:01,115 Mommy, little brother has to go poo poo 1019 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,954 how come he has so much poop? 1020 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,115 I can't wait 1021 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,994 I'm burning with desire 1022 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:16,036 I'm going to put on my sexy attire 1023 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,581 what happened, baby? 1024 01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:24,576 Daddy, I want to hear a bedtime story 1025 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,492 what story do you want? 1026 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,536 I walked the toy poodle 1027 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,369 bought beef and soy sauce 1028 01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:35,410 now watch mommy work as hard as mommy can 1029 01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:40,405 the kids have what they want 1030 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:43,162 but tonight we need to bond 1031 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:46,826 making endless love until dawn 1032 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:48,706 the kids can't stop us going 1033 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,706 the bed now is bouncing 1034 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,286 come on, hottie 1035 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:56,576 come on, sexy 1036 01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,268 - my wifey is going to be... - My hubby is going to be... 1037 01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,907 Screaming - craving 1038 01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:01,623 moaning - yearning 1039 01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:03,748 heaving - giggling 1040 01:01:03,792 --> 01:01:05,578 steaming - coming 1041 01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:10,912 we're going to make... 1042 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,744 We can explain 1043 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:24,407 mommy can explain to you 1044 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:29,657 mommy has always wanted to be a very good... 1045 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:31,708 Policewoman 1046 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,035 if you told us 1047 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:36,165 we wouldn't have bothered you 1048 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:42,993 I wonder if we're going to have a little brother or sister after tonight 1049 01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:50,038 love 1050 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:59,164 Celine, mommy and daddy stayed up late last night 1051 01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,493 they're still in bed 1052 01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:04,535 we still haven't had breakfast yet 1053 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:10,283 that's so nice, my parents woke me up so early today 1054 01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:11,827 hang up now 1055 01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:13,906 byebye 1056 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,621 it tastes better than mommy's breakfast 1057 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:29,247 little brother, you scored number one on planetlii this month 1058 01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:30,292 yes! 1059 01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,994 We got the candy and the present for grandpa 1060 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:39,997 the TV is off 1061 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,909 the ac is off, the windows are shut 1062 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,707 Oh god, we didn't unplug the iron 1063 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:53,240 we forgot put water into the boiler 1064 01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,664 you two come with me 1065 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,289 you, wait here 1066 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:05,242 In my home, I'm not the boss 1067 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:11,284 follow orders, never call the shots 1068 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:15,455 I'm the head of the family, not a Butler 1069 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,994 with my kids, I'm at a loss 1070 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:24,365 at least... 1071 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:28,325 I've got my car 1072 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,663 at full throttle 1073 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,780 okay, everyone in, let's go 1074 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,661 at least I've got my car 1075 01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:43,537 it can take me very far 1076 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:46,332 careful, there are lots of cars 1077 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,331 when I'm driving 1078 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,665 I'm a beast without a chain 1079 01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:53,457 slow, slow, we're not in a hurry 1080 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,414 when I'm driving 1081 01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:58,079 I'm the king of my domain 1082 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,035 put on your blinker 1083 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:00,914 people aren't mind readers 1084 01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,914 on the highway of love 1085 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:05,870 she's driving me nuts 1086 01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:08,373 keep your eyes on the road 1087 01:04:08,417 --> 01:04:09,907 every little thing she needs to know 1088 01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:11,994 keep your hands on the wheel 1089 01:04:12,042 --> 01:04:13,623 shut the hell up for real 1090 01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:15,453 I should've taken a cab 1091 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,616 calm yourself down or we're dead 1092 01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:20,867 when automobiling, I'm messing and raging 1093 01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:25,741 when they're driving, it's always frightening 1094 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:26,833 you take the wheel then 1095 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:29,956 on the highway of love 1096 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,412 they are driving us insane 1097 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,824 everyone, as men 1098 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,957 we are most annoyed 1099 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,037 when our wives keep nagging us while we drive 1100 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:43,659 I wish one day there's a company 1101 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,077 that produces a car 1102 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,956 like the one in "kingsman" 1103 01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,623 once I press a button 1104 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:52,976 I can shoot my wife out of the car 1105 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,366 together with the seat, into a land far, far away 1106 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,790 it'll be a highly profitable business 1107 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:00,748 thank you very much 1108 01:05:09,292 --> 01:05:12,409 Once we start the car, the marriage goes to hell 1109 01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:16,622 we're losing our grip on this family trip 1110 01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:20,407 on the highway of love 1111 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,868 our fights are high-octane 1112 01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,289 on the highway of love 1113 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,164 the marriage is rocky 1114 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:28,700 on the highway of love 1115 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:38,663 forever shall we reign 1116 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,957 Stop kissing 1117 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,490 you hit someone 1118 01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:55,831 ma'am, are you all right? 1119 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:01,162 I'm fine - are you hurt? 1120 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,745 - It's all right - Why are you sitting on the ground? 1121 01:06:03,792 --> 01:06:04,747 I'm in a hurry 1122 01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:09,456 watch it - I didn't hit her 1123 01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,081 Yes... 1124 01:06:27,167 --> 01:06:30,455 I've seen you act before, you are... 1125 01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:32,328 Your name is... 1126 01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:36,205 I'm a makeup artist. You can call me mo 1127 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,250 take a seat 1128 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,375 mo 1129 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,831 Mo, please make me look prettier 1130 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,706 what do you have in mind? 1131 01:06:45,917 --> 01:06:48,078 You think you are an award-winning actress? 1132 01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,322 Ladies and gentlemen 1133 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,539 welcome to the dating show 1134 01:07:00,542 --> 01:07:02,658 that might change your life 1135 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:03,948 "finding true love" 1136 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,332 I'm your host, yam wing chuen 1137 01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:14,616 In this show, everyone will be able to find... 1138 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:17,534 The better halves that can enrich your lives 1139 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,241 hi, I'm from zhuhai, guangdong 1140 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:23,327 my name is Jenny 1141 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:24,601 what kind of music do you like? 1142 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,625 Classical music 1143 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,453 what kind of guy appeals to you? 1144 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,866 I like guys with good sense of humor 1145 01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:32,707 travel around the world with me if you like me 1146 01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:38,702 that's wonderful 1147 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,750 a perfect match 1148 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:45,698 a perfect match 1149 01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:51,032 up next, we have... 1150 01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:54,280 The last lady waiting for true love 1151 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,785 Hello, everyone 1152 01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:06,782 I'm Mrs. li 1153 01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,539 silly me 1154 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,914 I'm wong oi may 1155 01:08:11,542 --> 01:08:13,658 you can call me may 1156 01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:16,369 li is my husband's surname 1157 01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:17,914 but he's dead 1158 01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:21,616 he's actually not dead 1159 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,164 we are divorced 1160 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,665 but I'm much happier thinking he's dead 1161 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:29,537 that was a fantastic introduction by miss wong 1162 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,824 I, wong oi may, am a divorcée 1163 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,115 I'm divorced 1164 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:35,158 divorced! 1165 01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:39,873 Actually, I still love him 1166 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,448 no way! 1167 01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,873 Can we not talk about divorce? 1168 01:08:46,375 --> 01:08:48,081 During my divorce 1169 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,207 it felt like having a heart surgery 1170 01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:52,998 but without anesthesia 1171 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,948 it's like I'm cut open, with my lungs and guts spilled everywhere 1172 01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:01,282 am I a good speaker? 1173 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,448 You've been staring at me the whole time 1174 01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,448 you must be falling for me! 1175 01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,824 I know I'm the one you want to choose! 1176 01:09:11,042 --> 01:09:13,499 May, let's talk about your job 1177 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:14,625 all right 1178 01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:17,033 I work as a telemarketer 1179 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,411 those who ask if you need money 1180 01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,248 and get hung up on 1181 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:23,078 it's such a fulfilling job 1182 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:27,246 I also attend a locksmith class at the community centre 1183 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:31,072 locksmith and aerobics classes were the only available ones 1184 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,539 I thought by attending the locksmith class 1185 01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:33,907 I could pick up a few more guys 1186 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,789 but damn it 1187 01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,664 the class was full of desperate women 1188 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:38,864 in this classroom, 1189 01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:41,116 desperate women were learning how to break locks 1190 01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:41,910 in that classroom, 1191 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,203 old guys were learning how to dance 1192 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,375 Do you have kids? 1193 01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:52,538 Yes 1194 01:09:52,542 --> 01:09:55,284 almost forgot to mention, I have a kid 1195 01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:58,953 will this make things more interesting? 1196 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:01,373 I hope you won't find children annoying 1197 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:02,706 although I do 1198 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,661 I don't hate my son 1199 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,123 how could 1? 1200 01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,365 I only hate my heartless husband 1201 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,624 who abandoned the family when I was fifty two 1202 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,454 so I have to raise my child alone 1203 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,537 Did I just blurt that out... 1204 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:24,119 I was dumped by my husband? 1205 01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,618 Do you want to date a divorcée? 1206 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:31,032 Give it a try, it feels great 1207 01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:33,952 that bitch 1208 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:36,581 she's not even twenty yet 1209 01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:39,661 young enough to be his granddaughter 1210 01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:41,911 she looks just like a snake demon 1211 01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:45,785 with eyes bigger than avata's and chin sharper than la tour eiffel 1212 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,240 I had many sleepless nights 1213 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,119 why? 1214 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:57,082 I can't figure it out 1215 01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:03,030 I can't let that bastard affect me anymore 1216 01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:05,408 everything happened because of him 1217 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,410 choosing the snake demon 1218 01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,530 over his wife of twenty seven years 1219 01:11:14,542 --> 01:11:15,657 He said 1220 01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,615 "I love her more" 1221 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,410 then he left 1222 01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:28,120 my world stopped 1223 01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:32,658 everything stopped 1224 01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,581 Miss wong 1225 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:54,955 that was very touching 1226 01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:02,119 Would you like to make a shorter speech? 1227 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:09,704 If you agree with what I said 1228 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:10,750 then pick me 1229 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,115 pick me 1230 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,164 if you think otherwise 1231 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,240 then forget about it 1232 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:52,120 "Finale" 1233 01:12:52,667 --> 01:13:00,119 amazing grace, how sweet the sound... 1234 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:15,745 Sau mau ping, "good times" 1235 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:17,292 huh? 1236 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,618 Last month, after wong's funeral 1237 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:25,496 the consolation feast was held there 1238 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,289 we sat at the same table 1239 01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:30,868 do I know you? 1240 01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:32,493 You're fan, right? 1241 01:13:34,417 --> 01:13:35,281 And you are... 1242 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,790 I'm chan 1243 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,414 hello, chan 1244 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,700 this seems like a nice funeral 1245 01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:46,285 who's it for? 1246 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:51,204 You don't know who the deceased is too? 1247 01:13:53,542 --> 01:13:57,410 I'm here for the funeral right next door, I'm just a little bored 1248 01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:01,531 so I thought it'd be nice to pay my respects here as well 1249 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:08,577 to be honest, I also don't know this person 1250 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:10,240 I just accompanied my girlfriend 1251 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:14,572 that's nice of you 1252 01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:17,574 do you want a pork bun? 1253 01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,083 Huh? 1254 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:28,406 Right, it's not too appropriate to eat here 1255 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:36,539 my wife's funeral was done here as well 1256 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:39,825 we were married for forty something years 1257 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,160 really? 1258 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:48,288 Is this where your husband had the wake? 1259 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,180 How would you know my husband passed away? 1260 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:53,660 Just had that look about you 1261 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,538 I can also tell you miss him 1262 01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,035 was his funeral held here? 1263 01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:08,866 His funeral was held in "international funeral parlor" 1264 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,865 two and a half years ago 1265 01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:15,489 "international" is nice 1266 01:15:15,667 --> 01:15:19,159 their seats are nice and soft 1267 01:15:21,042 --> 01:15:23,374 right, much better than the ones here 1268 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:28,825 fan, are you seeing anyone? 1269 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,698 This is a funeral 1270 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:47,537 even though we don't know who this is 1271 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,665 we shouldn't behave like this 1272 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:52,748 I'm sorry 1273 01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:54,748 I don't usually do this 1274 01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:58,280 I just seem to be going to a lot of these lately 1275 01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:01,120 so... my apologies 1276 01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:03,657 you like pork buns, right? 1277 01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,286 Winter garden in yau ma tei 1278 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,494 serves pork buns in a set of four 1279 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:09,827 and they're huge 1280 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:12,241 really? We should go there sometimes 1281 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,583 chan, is this a pickup? 1282 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:20,199 What are you talking about? 1283 01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:21,994 You'd have to agree to a date 1284 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,824 in order for it to actually be a pickup 1285 01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,286 right now 1286 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,825 it's just an attempted pickup 1287 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:35,832 you seem like a funny man 1288 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,833 I don't really go out like you're intending 1289 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:42,828 I've got some problems 1290 01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:44,615 my health's not good 1291 01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:46,657 well, at our age 1292 01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,956 that's understood 1293 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,240 I've got arthritis 1294 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,289 oh yes, the ankle hurts 1295 01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:55,248 I've got gout 1296 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:57,123 I know it swells up 1297 01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:02,494 no matter, I can live with that 1298 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:05,124 my kids don't visit 1299 01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:06,953 it's been always like that 1300 01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:11,365 I only see them during new year 1301 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:15,618 it doesn't matter, they don't like us either 1302 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:19,489 - I find you sexy - I find you strange 1303 01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:24,832 no matter, I can live with that 1304 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:30,448 friends keep dying 1305 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:35,494 but I've grown strong 1306 01:17:35,542 --> 01:17:40,787 it's wonderful being young 1307 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:45,739 I think about it all the time 1308 01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:49,455 but it makes me nostalgic 1309 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:54,246 I like cleanliness, tranquility and quietness 1310 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:59,030 kiss me and I'll be quiet, I'll listen to everything you say 1311 01:17:59,542 --> 01:18:02,989 well then, dream on 1312 01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,206 I'll be quiet for a bit 1313 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,081 and let you calm down 1314 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:12,620 no matter, I can live with that 1315 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,660 may 1? 1316 01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,493 I can't, chan 1317 01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:35,917 I'm not that type that just hops right into the bed 1318 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:38,786 like some of the women in the elderly home 1319 01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:41,157 I don't do one night stands 1320 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:43,414 it takes time with me 1321 01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:46,914 that's a problem 1322 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,206 what problem? 1323 01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:52,199 Depends on how much time you're talking 1324 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:54,829 if you're talking years 1325 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,491 I don't think either of us has that long 1326 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,457 I suppose I'm talking a few weeks 1327 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:10,159 no matter, I can live with that 1328 01:19:12,667 --> 01:19:20,039 I'll see man, when I go to heaven 1329 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:26,951 I promise to meet wan, in just a moment 1330 01:19:29,042 --> 01:19:33,741 he is still in my heart 1331 01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:36,617 things we've been through 1332 01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:39,116 the promises we've made 1333 01:19:39,167 --> 01:19:42,785 but I'm still here 1334 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:48,288 I'll always miss my man 1335 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:53,368 I'm always thinking of my wan 1336 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:00,208 I just don't know... 1337 01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,871 [T's normal, because I don't know either 1338 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:12,451 I'm still missing her 1339 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:19,287 no matter 1340 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:27,333 we can live with that 1341 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,166 In this city familiar to all of us 1342 01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:55,534 this is how the story of man and woman shall be written 1343 01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:59,072 with one truth that shall remain eternal 1344 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:03,038 all ye good people of earth 1345 01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:06,575 find someone to love, someone you think is perfect 1346 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,745 then spend the rest of your life trying to change them 1347 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:11,828 and tell him 1348 01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:18,200 I love you! You are perfect! 1349 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:24,697 Keep coming back 1350 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,572 somehow I keep coming back 1351 01:21:29,917 --> 01:21:31,703 I keep coming back 1352 01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:34,492 to this whirlwind tour 1353 01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:39,081 and wanting more 1354 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,038 I swear that I swore off of love before 1355 01:21:43,292 --> 01:21:44,327 again 1356 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:45,497 once more 1357 01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,908 amour 1358 01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:51,037 keep coming back 1359 01:21:51,542 --> 01:21:55,330 somehow I keep coming back 1360 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,456 I keep coming back 1361 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,082 I've been through the wringer 1362 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,286 and been drip-dried 1363 01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,536 I say I'm a mess 1364 01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:09,496 but I say it with pride 1365 01:22:09,542 --> 01:22:10,577 again 1366 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:11,580 once more 1367 01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:13,536 amour 1368 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:16,415 keep coming back 1369 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:17,785 I don't care 1370 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:20,199 if it's right or wrong 1371 01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:21,532 once you hit bliss 1372 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:22,740 then you hit reverse 1373 01:22:22,792 --> 01:22:24,623 go find love 1374 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:28,322 no matter how you're badly hurt 1375 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,039 I've let things go 1376 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,074 and ready to be in love 1377 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:32,989 again 1378 01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:33,906 once more 1379 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:35,949 amour 1380 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,662 keep coming back 1381 01:22:38,792 --> 01:22:39,907 let me be 1382 01:22:39,958 --> 01:22:41,949 keep coming back 1383 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,539 believe in the future 1384 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,705 I still try 1385 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,957 to love another 1386 01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,333 makes me want to die 1387 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:50,240 just let me 1388 01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:52,039 fall in love again 1389 01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:54,119 all I hope for is to 1390 01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:58,240 spend the rest of my life with you 1391 01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,749 I love you 1392 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:01,663 I don't care 1393 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:02,618 I love you 1394 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:05,704 I belong to you 1395 01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,908 I love you more everyday 1396 01:23:07,958 --> 01:23:08,822 I don't care 1397 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:09,705 I love you 1398 01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:11,282 anytime now 1399 01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:13,915 there might be a chance 1400 01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:14,993 I don't care 1401 01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:17,408 I want to fly 1402 01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:18,664 I love you 1403 01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:21,575 no matter what happens 1404 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:30,333 may love be always with you 1405 01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:47,200 I want this, and this, and this 1406 01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:50,416 wait, I haven't tried this one on 1407 01:23:51,583 --> 01:23:54,700 and this one too, I'm trying them on 1408 01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,615 hey, honey! 1409 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,250 Honey 1410 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:12,869 when will you finish watching the game? 1411 01:24:13,875 --> 01:24:14,875 Just one more minute 1412 01:24:14,958 --> 01:24:16,318 so when will you be done watching? 1413 01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:19,825 What the hell? That's ridiculous 1414 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:22,537 I've made a lot of effort learning the game 1415 01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:24,453 I know you like it 1416 01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,123 Honey, hurry up 1417 01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:36,954 otherwise we'll miss the ferry back to shekou 1418 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:38,748 I'll take this too 1419 01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,624 honey, even if you buy more bras 1420 01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:45,658 you won't get bigger boobs, or grow taller 1421 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:48,620 or get prettier, hurry up 1422 01:24:51,167 --> 01:24:53,203 shopping with my wife 1423 01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,581 here we are again 1424 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,075 she takes forever to pick out a few clothes 1425 01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:02,331 damn slow 1426 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,366 like a snail 1427 01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:06,203 I have no choice 1428 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:08,081 but to stand here 1429 01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:11,663 now she's left me 1430 01:25:13,292 --> 01:25:18,616 waiting here, how sad 1431 01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:24,783 shopping, getting her nails and hair done 1432 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,074 waiting for the wife 1433 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,745 she's left me for a dress 1434 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,703 I'm dying 1435 01:25:32,292 --> 01:25:34,248 she won't leave if a sale is on 1436 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:41,113 when can I get a massage? 1437 01:25:42,292 --> 01:25:44,499 My days are wasted everyday 1438 01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:48,160 won't someone just shoot me now? 1439 01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:53,907 Excuse me 1440 01:25:55,542 --> 01:25:57,533 - ma'am, can I go first? - No 1441 01:25:57,792 --> 01:25:59,282 sorry, can I... 1442 01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:04,416 I'm about to pee myself, I drank too much water 1443 01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:07,450 I want to pee but there's a long queue ahead 1444 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,910 men have it all easy 1445 01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,119 there are never queues for them 1446 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:15,000 how troublesome, there aren't enough ladies' room 1447 01:26:15,042 --> 01:26:17,784 hold it until I can release in a stall 1448 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:22,824 I should have just barged into one 1449 01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:25,290 being a woman 1450 01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:26,163 taking a leak 1451 01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,250 how pathetic 1452 01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:32,366 - non-stop shopping - Wait a little longer 1453 01:26:32,417 --> 01:26:36,615 I want to rebel but I'm still here 1454 01:26:36,667 --> 01:26:41,741 - this is my destiny - Wait a little longer 1455 01:26:41,792 --> 01:26:44,124 our relationship might be halted anytime 1456 01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,749 keep holding, damn it, I'm about to burst 1457 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,365 - keep waiting, damn it, - Non-stop shopping 1458 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:50,036 there aren't enough toilets 1459 01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:52,768 - keep holding, I'm about to burst - She's not stopping 1460 01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:55,784 wait a bit, hold it in 1461 01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:58,791 it's hurting my bladder 1462 01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:04,199 I don't have energy to wait any longer 1463 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:07,036 this is insane 1464 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,493 wait a little longer 1465 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:09,956 I need to release 1466 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,663 I need to piss 1467 01:27:14,042 --> 01:27:16,283 I can't wait anymore! 1468 01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:23,416 Hey guys, zip your flies 1469 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,664 I'm coming in! 1470 01:27:26,417 --> 01:27:29,659 What's happening? 1471 01:27:29,708 --> 01:27:30,993 What's wrong?