1 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:35,757 BASED ON "The Hikita's Are Expecting!" BY Kunio HIKITA 2 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:51,340 Sachi? What are you doing? 3 00:00:51,632 --> 00:00:53,340 Get up, will you? 4 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,049 Breakfast? 5 00:00:57,674 --> 00:00:58,924 Just tea. 6 00:00:59,674 --> 00:01:01,465 Good morning. 7 00:01:03,298 --> 00:01:07,174 Sugiura? Why are you here? 8 00:01:09,132 --> 00:01:13,132 - May I have more rice, please? - Sure. 9 00:01:13,215 --> 00:01:15,632 - Not too much. - Not too much? 10 00:01:24,632 --> 00:01:27,757 It seems I drank too much at the third bar. 11 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:30,049 Not that I remember. 12 00:01:32,424 --> 00:01:33,924 I'm sorry. 13 00:01:36,882 --> 00:01:40,132 How can Sugiura ask for seconds at someone's house? 14 00:01:42,256 --> 00:01:44,090 Uh, how did I get home? 15 00:01:45,465 --> 00:01:46,757 I'm sorry. 16 00:01:50,215 --> 00:01:52,964 I'll have dinner when I get home tonight. 17 00:01:53,049 --> 00:01:54,132 Okay. 18 00:01:58,757 --> 00:02:02,090 Are you going to make that deadline on time? 19 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,632 I need some sleep first. See ya. 20 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:12,299 Hey, this is my new book. 21 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,049 Maybe you can read it on your way to work. 22 00:02:20,256 --> 00:02:22,757 "Braggart Surfer" 23 00:02:22,965 --> 00:02:24,757 - Bye. - See you later. 24 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:07,090 - I'm home. - Hey. 25 00:03:09,132 --> 00:03:10,173 Hungry? 26 00:03:18,049 --> 00:03:22,049 Nah, I must work. 27 00:03:22,715 --> 00:03:24,132 It'll make me sleepy. 28 00:03:32,882 --> 00:03:35,674 You sure you want to drink now? 29 00:03:37,132 --> 00:03:38,465 Just one can. 30 00:03:39,173 --> 00:03:41,715 - Good luck. - I'll do my best. 31 00:03:45,465 --> 00:03:48,424 You pulled them all out again? 32 00:03:48,549 --> 00:03:50,757 Yup, every single one. 33 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,965 Do you want to listen to it again? 34 00:03:54,049 --> 00:03:56,424 I can't believe you're a mom. 35 00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:59,424 You said you never want kids. 36 00:03:59,632 --> 00:04:02,424 You've got plasters all over your fancy chair. 37 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:06,507 Aren't you coming back to work yet? 38 00:04:06,632 --> 00:04:09,799 One of our designers just quit. 39 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,090 No, it's too early. 40 00:04:12,214 --> 00:04:13,674 Oh, come on. 41 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:17,799 I know you said you don't want kids either. 42 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,007 But you won't believe it. 43 00:04:21,799 --> 00:04:24,007 Raising a kid is so much fun. 44 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,298 Yeah sure. 45 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:32,424 She puts a plaster on the scratch on a wall, saying the wall is hurt. 46 00:04:32,507 --> 00:04:34,089 All over the TV too. 47 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:37,465 Mommy? 48 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:40,007 Is this water? 49 00:04:40,131 --> 00:04:41,715 Check this out. 50 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,632 She's practicing how to smile like a drawing. 51 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:53,590 Oopsy. I know what to do. 52 00:04:54,674 --> 00:04:55,799 Oh? 53 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,049 Thank you. 54 00:05:04,465 --> 00:05:06,298 - You made me better? - Yep. 55 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,507 I want snacks. 56 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:19,507 When you get home, okay? 57 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,674 - Snacks. - You'll have to wait. 58 00:05:21,757 --> 00:05:25,882 You can have your favorite gummy bears at home. 59 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:27,715 I want it now! 60 00:05:27,799 --> 00:05:29,340 Not too loud. 61 00:05:29,715 --> 00:05:31,799 I want snacks! 62 00:05:31,924 --> 00:05:35,549 - When you get home, okay? - We'll get home soon. 63 00:05:35,924 --> 00:05:38,549 You'll get some at home. 64 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:44,007 Hello there, young mister. 65 00:05:44,048 --> 00:05:51,298 Let me guess what you want. 66 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:54,382 You wanna eat a snack, huh? 67 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:58,924 Bowl of noodles coming right up. 68 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,173 This one is for Dad. 69 00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:07,006 Dad? That idiot... 70 00:06:07,089 --> 00:06:08,424 Let it go. 71 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:15,006 - This is a limited edition. - It is? 72 00:06:15,424 --> 00:06:16,924 Very unique. 73 00:06:17,006 --> 00:06:19,465 Good evening. 74 00:06:23,465 --> 00:06:25,924 - So light. - Right? 75 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,089 I could eat this nonstop. 76 00:06:50,465 --> 00:06:55,340 Do you know what Sugiura's nickname in junior high was? 77 00:06:56,214 --> 00:06:57,424 Kunio? 78 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:59,757 Can you guess? 79 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,006 Kunio. 80 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,131 I want to see the face of your child. 81 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:13,089 I thought we didn't want kids. 82 00:07:15,382 --> 00:07:18,799 What changed your mind? I thought... 83 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:23,549 I want to see our child. 84 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:37,006 We had agreed on not having children. 85 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:40,715 Everything changed from that day forward. 86 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:11,840 She started to take her temperature right after waking up. 87 00:08:11,964 --> 00:08:14,923 This way, we'd know when it's best to have intercourse. 88 00:08:15,048 --> 00:08:17,923 This was a method called the "timing method." 89 00:08:24,256 --> 00:08:25,674 Did you sleep? 90 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,340 I snoozed. 91 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:31,173 I need you later. 92 00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:39,088 - Breakfast? - In a minute. 93 00:08:40,381 --> 00:08:41,632 Okay. 94 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:00,757 - More tea? - No, thank you. 95 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:02,632 - And you? - Yes, please. 96 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:14,006 Dear? You're keeping them waiting. 97 00:09:14,048 --> 00:09:15,424 It's fine. 98 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,923 So? 99 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,340 Sorry for bothering you. 100 00:09:55,089 --> 00:09:56,923 We have something to tell you. 101 00:09:57,881 --> 00:10:00,839 "WRITTEN BY KUNIO HIKITA" 102 00:10:05,424 --> 00:10:08,424 Why would he use my book to stabilize his desk? 103 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:10,798 I personally sent him that. 104 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:13,131 Books are for reading. 105 00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:16,256 Maybe he read it first. 106 00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:19,048 That's even worse. 107 00:10:20,214 --> 00:10:22,256 So what if he's a professor? 108 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:27,590 He totally ignored the topic about having kids. 109 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:34,006 Why do we need to ask for his permission, anyway? 110 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,173 This is about us. 111 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:42,006 Couldn't he have gone to the hardware store? 112 00:10:42,131 --> 00:10:45,048 They sell those rubber thingies. 113 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,923 I should send him one. 114 00:10:51,048 --> 00:10:52,944 "Bloom To Death Flower" 115 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,881 This manuscript is superb. 116 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:56,507 How should I put it? 117 00:10:56,632 --> 00:11:01,173 It's brimming with anger, and I can empathize. 118 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:03,465 Right? 119 00:11:04,549 --> 00:11:07,881 This may be your best work ever. 120 00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,340 That good? 121 00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:12,632 I think so. Definitely promising. 122 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:19,173 Remember the place I told you about that serves the beer to die for? 123 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:20,756 I found out the location. 124 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:24,214 Let's invite some editors and check it out tonight. 125 00:11:25,881 --> 00:11:26,673 Not today. 126 00:11:26,798 --> 00:11:28,632 Want to grab a drink? 127 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,089 - Sorry, no. - Too bad. 128 00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:33,465 You too? 129 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:36,256 Ah, okay. 130 00:11:40,089 --> 00:11:41,839 You wanted to talk to me? 131 00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:45,298 Can you be home the day after tomorrow? 132 00:11:45,549 --> 00:11:46,798 Why? 133 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,382 It's "the night." 134 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,673 So finally? 135 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,507 But are you sure? 136 00:11:59,214 --> 00:12:01,256 It's the best beer ever. 137 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,756 You're eating watermelon alone? 138 00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:42,673 - Have some. - Not fair. 139 00:12:42,798 --> 00:12:44,465 There you go. 140 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,465 You need salt on that. 141 00:12:46,589 --> 00:12:49,549 - No! I don't want any. - You've got to. 142 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,340 - All over. - Go easy. 143 00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:54,256 You need minerals to stay fit in the summer. 144 00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:08,173 It's always the same. You need to listen to me! 145 00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:10,673 I know. It's not like I... 146 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,465 You just don't think it's a big deal. 147 00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:16,507 You have every right to think that. 148 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,131 You're not serious... 149 00:13:21,549 --> 00:13:24,881 1st SPRING 150 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,548 You know that you said... 151 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:46,382 that the timing method has an 80% pregnancy rate. 152 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,048 Damn right. 153 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:52,631 So, that means... 154 00:13:53,714 --> 00:13:57,424 you get pregnant 8 out of 10 times? 155 00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,673 That's not it. 156 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,006 If there are 10 couples, 157 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:09,131 of that 10, 8 will get pregnant over the course of one year. 158 00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,340 I see, I get it now. 159 00:14:12,214 --> 00:14:13,964 So hot. 160 00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:20,756 But your wife... 161 00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:23,839 Oops, sorry. She's not pregnant. Why is that? 162 00:14:23,923 --> 00:14:28,214 It's got to do with our condition and health. 163 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,506 Shut up. 164 00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:36,340 I will fan each of you starting from here. 165 00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:42,173 - Sachi is young and beautiful... - Shut up. 166 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,923 I never planned on having kids. 167 00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,798 I thought you had kids. 168 00:14:47,881 --> 00:14:50,256 No way. This is my first marriage. 169 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,839 Only Sachi. I'm an earnest guy. 170 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:56,798 Earnest? You don't hear that word nowadays. 171 00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,048 So obsolete. 172 00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:02,089 The wording is not important. 173 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:04,923 - So about work... - The topic is over? 174 00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:10,214 That series for teens. Won't you do it? 175 00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:14,089 I told you I don't want to write for teens. 176 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:16,756 I don't write kids' stuff. 177 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,506 What I want... 178 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:21,048 Whoa. Hot! Stop! 179 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,798 I'm talking to you. 180 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,506 A photo of a pomegranate in your bedroom 181 00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,298 helps you get pregnant, I hear. 182 00:15:35,756 --> 00:15:40,173 I heard you should grow wild strawberries. 183 00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:43,964 Put something orange in your bedroom. 184 00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:49,131 My fertility rate increased when I fed peaches to my husband. 185 00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,548 Canned peaches will do. 186 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:56,173 Our daughter got pregnant right after visiting the family grave. 187 00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:58,714 Right? 188 00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:04,923 You should eat rice balls made by someone pregnant. 189 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:10,256 Why would you get pregnant by eating rice balls made by a pregnant woman? 190 00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:12,673 It's scientifically inexplicable. 191 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:17,548 Or touch a pregnant woman? Is pregnancy contagious? 192 00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:18,798 Totally. 193 00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:23,548 I was craving curry, so I made naan. 194 00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:24,839 - You did? - Yeah. 195 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:27,256 - Cool. - Let's eat it Indian style. 196 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,006 It'll get cold. Hurry. 197 00:16:30,298 --> 00:16:33,006 Hurry along. Chop chop. 198 00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:35,756 There you go. 199 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:39,923 Wow, what a feast. 200 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,340 Let's eat. 201 00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,256 Let's eat. 202 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,340 Here. 203 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:56,339 - What's this? - I had a checkup. 204 00:16:57,339 --> 00:16:58,923 - Check up? - Yeah. 205 00:16:59,214 --> 00:17:00,381 - You okay? - Yeah. 206 00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:01,756 Yum. 207 00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,089 This is so good. 208 00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:08,339 It sure is. It's not too spicy. 209 00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:09,631 Just right. 210 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:12,964 Well... 211 00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:19,881 If we can't, it's okay to not have kids. 212 00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:24,047 You know? Just us. 213 00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,464 Amazing. 214 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,798 My results came up fine. 215 00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:41,423 They want your semen in this and brought to the clinic at nine o'clock. 216 00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:45,256 Should I help? 217 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:47,964 Excuse me, I'm eating. 218 00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:49,839 Are you okay with the time? 219 00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:53,714 Why didn't you ask me? Nine in the morning? 220 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,589 That's what I said. 221 00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,214 So out of the blue. 222 00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:05,506 I want a spoon. Don't you? 223 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,423 How am I supposed to put it in here? 224 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:19,923 What? 225 00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:24,006 Don't get any on the sides for hygiene reasons. 226 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:28,923 Actually, will you give me a hand? 227 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:31,548 Sure, let me dry my hair first. 228 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:32,964 Meet you in bed. 229 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:36,339 And remember to knock! 230 00:19:04,339 --> 00:19:05,714 Sachi? 231 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:17,756 You said you'd help me. 232 00:19:41,631 --> 00:19:44,297 I guess I'm on my own. 233 00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,923 - Morning. - Hey. 234 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,423 Sorry about that. Did you manage it? 235 00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:18,798 Barely made it. 236 00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:21,339 How did you get it in? 237 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:22,923 Don't ask me that. 238 00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:27,839 Everything is so high-tech these days yet this is so old school. 239 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,464 Thanks. See you later. 240 00:20:29,548 --> 00:20:32,339 They should make it wider. 241 00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:35,213 You know. 242 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:54,631 "TAKAHARA OB/GYN CLINIC" 243 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,881 - Excuse me. - Yes? 244 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,339 The analysis... 245 00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:45,506 What?! 246 00:21:49,339 --> 00:21:52,172 - I'm here for the sperm analysis. - I see. 247 00:21:53,673 --> 00:21:55,714 Right, a sperm analysis! 248 00:21:57,088 --> 00:21:58,297 Please wait. 249 00:22:07,798 --> 00:22:10,172 - Thank you. - Take care. 250 00:22:33,339 --> 00:22:34,631 "TWO-HOUR WAIT!" 251 00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:38,213 "SO UNCOMFORTABLE" 252 00:22:38,297 --> 00:22:40,964 "POOR YOU!" 253 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:44,964 "SEND ME A PHOTO, LOL" 254 00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:47,589 Mr. Hikita. Please come in. 255 00:22:52,631 --> 00:22:56,255 Mr. Hikita, are you ready to hear this? 256 00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,005 Why? 257 00:22:58,506 --> 00:23:02,005 Your sperm motility is only 20%. 258 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,839 What does that mean? 259 00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:06,047 80% are not moving. 260 00:23:07,339 --> 00:23:10,464 The rest aren't in great condition either. 261 00:23:11,464 --> 00:23:17,339 In general, you need over a 40% motility rate to get pregnant. 262 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:20,923 Your results are not promising. 263 00:23:33,172 --> 00:23:37,756 Must you go that far to have children? 264 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:41,673 Children are god-sent blessings. 265 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:47,381 They'll come to you when it's meant to be. 266 00:23:48,714 --> 00:23:50,714 Even if you get pregnant 267 00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:56,088 how old would he be when the child turns 20? 268 00:23:58,297 --> 00:24:01,589 You've got to think things through. 269 00:24:18,005 --> 00:24:20,172 Whoa, I didn't see you. 270 00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:28,714 What's wrong? 271 00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:32,464 You're not going to believe it. 272 00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:34,464 Huh? 273 00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:37,798 My motility is 20%. 274 00:24:38,297 --> 00:24:39,589 Huh? 275 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,631 80% of my sperm is not moving. 276 00:24:44,506 --> 00:24:46,963 I looked myself. 277 00:24:47,714 --> 00:24:50,963 Why are they not moving? Are you sick? 278 00:24:51,798 --> 00:24:53,255 I've "matured." 279 00:24:53,339 --> 00:24:54,339 Like curry? 280 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,963 I'm getting too old. 281 00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:00,631 Too old?! 282 00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:13,088 That clinic can't do further tests, so they'll refer us to another clinic. 283 00:25:13,297 --> 00:25:14,339 Right. 284 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:18,130 I sure am 49 years old, but I work out. 285 00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:22,213 From esophagus to anus, all came up clean in my last health check too. 286 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:24,005 - It did. - Right? 287 00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:27,880 This must be a mistake. 288 00:25:28,548 --> 00:25:31,047 It might be someone else's. 289 00:25:31,088 --> 00:25:33,047 A mistake at the clinic? 290 00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:35,548 That must be it. 291 00:25:35,631 --> 00:25:37,548 - You think? - Shitty clinic. 292 00:25:37,631 --> 00:25:38,548 Yeah? 293 00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:41,880 - Even the receptionist was bitchy. - Yeah? 294 00:25:42,005 --> 00:25:45,213 - Calm down. - But it must be a mistake. 295 00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:47,963 I'm 49, but I work out every day. 296 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,088 From head to anus, my health check was perfect! 297 00:25:50,172 --> 00:25:53,673 Mr. Hikita, please calm down. 298 00:25:53,714 --> 00:25:56,756 I did a gastrocamera, and it was all clean. 299 00:25:57,213 --> 00:25:58,714 I see. 300 00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:01,838 The timing method didn't work? 301 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,589 Let's redo the tests for now. 302 00:26:10,088 --> 00:26:11,339 Starting with you. 303 00:26:11,506 --> 00:26:13,464 But they said she's fine. 304 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:20,047 Yes, but let's start by running more detailed tests on both of you. 305 00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:24,213 I'll do it. 306 00:26:27,255 --> 00:26:30,005 We'll be running these tests on you. 307 00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:37,172 We'll do a transvaginal ultrasound, blood works, and a pap smear. 308 00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:40,922 The results of the ultrasound will be out today, 309 00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:45,005 the blood work next week, and the pap smear about two weeks later. 310 00:26:46,464 --> 00:26:49,506 Then, timed with your cycle, we'll do the following. 311 00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,047 Hydrotubation. 312 00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:55,130 Hysterosalpingography. 313 00:26:56,673 --> 00:26:57,922 Ultrasound. 314 00:26:59,172 --> 00:27:00,922 Urine hormone evaluation. 315 00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:03,381 Blood hormone evaluation. 316 00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:06,714 Finally, a Huehner test. 317 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,838 For Mr. Hikita is this. 318 00:27:17,255 --> 00:27:18,922 A sperm analysis. 319 00:27:20,589 --> 00:27:22,213 - That's it? - Yes. 320 00:27:22,297 --> 00:27:23,755 - Really? - Yes. 321 00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:26,713 If you could come with me. 322 00:27:26,797 --> 00:27:27,797 Sure. 323 00:27:28,797 --> 00:27:30,172 Thank you. 324 00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:33,339 Later. 325 00:27:33,838 --> 00:27:34,922 This way? 326 00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:37,088 I'll explain the procedure. 327 00:27:37,506 --> 00:27:40,172 - Please follow me. - Okay. 328 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,255 Right, then. 329 00:27:55,713 --> 00:27:57,506 Please fill this up. 330 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:03,797 Here is your room. 331 00:28:09,672 --> 00:28:14,213 "MEN'S ROOM" 332 00:28:22,755 --> 00:28:27,589 "MEN ARE TREATED SO ROUGHLY" 333 00:28:29,713 --> 00:28:30,880 Are you done? 334 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,755 My home is close. I'll do this at home. 335 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,423 You will? 336 00:28:38,672 --> 00:28:42,548 Well, whatever works best for you. 337 00:28:57,255 --> 00:29:01,172 And so our infertility treatment began. 338 00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:07,880 Sperm released from the body must be handled with care. 339 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,213 Freshness is key. 340 00:29:10,339 --> 00:29:13,172 The motility decreases after three hours. 341 00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:17,880 Mr. Hikita, are you ready to hear this? 342 00:29:21,506 --> 00:29:24,838 If you are going to carry it in a container 343 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:29,713 keep it near body temperature, or the motility will decrease. 344 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:33,130 That must be it. 345 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,755 Keep it at body temperature? 346 00:29:38,464 --> 00:29:40,797 - I told you to knock. - I did. 347 00:29:40,838 --> 00:29:43,880 You open too quickly after the knock. 348 00:29:45,255 --> 00:29:47,548 Why can't you do it at the clinic? 349 00:29:49,047 --> 00:29:51,130 Men are sensitive. 350 00:29:51,213 --> 00:29:55,172 Anyone would say they can't cum in a clinic just like that. 351 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,672 Did you want something? 352 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:02,963 The best way to keep it warm is to carry it in a bra. 353 00:30:03,464 --> 00:30:06,381 A bra? I see. 354 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:07,838 Will you do it? 355 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:09,630 I guess. 356 00:30:10,464 --> 00:30:14,423 The test is at nine, so I'll have it ready by eight. 357 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,088 Will you...? 358 00:30:21,797 --> 00:30:26,880 I forgot I had to go to work early today. 359 00:30:27,088 --> 00:30:30,172 Good luck at the clinic. 360 00:30:49,005 --> 00:30:50,213 - Hey. - Hi. 361 00:30:50,297 --> 00:30:52,922 - Dinner's ready. - Really? Thanks. 362 00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:56,172 So, how was it? 363 00:30:57,005 --> 00:31:00,672 I almost turned myself in when I passed a cop. 364 00:31:02,713 --> 00:31:04,505 You really wore my bra? 365 00:31:08,713 --> 00:31:10,088 I mean, 366 00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:15,213 you could have put it up your shirt without using a bra. 367 00:31:17,464 --> 00:31:21,755 All you have to do is keep it at body temperature. 368 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,464 - You wore it? - Knock it off. 369 00:31:26,047 --> 00:31:27,630 I have a good feeling. 370 00:31:27,713 --> 00:31:29,005 - You do? - Yeah. 371 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,339 Totally, I'm confident. 372 00:31:40,797 --> 00:31:42,297 Your results are good. 373 00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:44,838 See? I told you so. I knew it. 374 00:31:44,922 --> 00:31:47,005 Let's move on to the next test. 375 00:31:47,088 --> 00:31:48,255 Okay. 376 00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:51,339 As for you, Mr. Hikita. 377 00:31:54,423 --> 00:31:55,422 "SPERM MOTILITY 20%" 378 00:31:55,423 --> 00:31:56,838 No... 379 00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:59,630 20%? You're kidding. 380 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:02,588 There. 381 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,547 These are your sperm. 382 00:32:08,255 --> 00:32:13,963 As you can see, many of them aren't moving. 383 00:32:14,838 --> 00:32:16,088 20%... 384 00:32:21,922 --> 00:32:24,797 This doesn't grade you or anything. 385 00:32:25,297 --> 00:32:27,463 It's only about your sperm. 386 00:32:30,797 --> 00:32:36,130 The numbers can be affected by your daily conditions. 387 00:32:36,381 --> 00:32:41,047 So whether they get left out on the counter 388 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:45,047 or carefully carried to the clinic in a bra, it makes no difference? 389 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,005 It does. 390 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:51,339 The semen should be kept at body temperature. 391 00:32:51,422 --> 00:32:55,505 So maybe last time, the motility was 50% 392 00:32:55,588 --> 00:32:59,838 but dropped to 20% while it was left out on the counter? 393 00:33:00,255 --> 00:33:02,213 That could be possible. 394 00:33:04,505 --> 00:33:05,755 In a bra? 395 00:33:05,838 --> 00:33:09,755 Well, uh... Never mind that. 396 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:15,838 All I can tell you is, 397 00:33:15,922 --> 00:33:19,838 I recommend artificial insemination. 398 00:33:19,922 --> 00:33:23,172 You tried the timing method for a year already. 399 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,422 Artificial insemination? 400 00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:34,380 What do you say? 401 00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:39,797 Wait, I don't know how I feel about it yet. 402 00:33:41,297 --> 00:33:46,463 Many people think of test tube babies. 403 00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:48,338 It's different? 404 00:33:50,213 --> 00:33:53,630 With artificial insemination, the collected sperm 405 00:33:53,672 --> 00:33:56,880 are inserted into the uterus using a pump. 406 00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:03,797 To collect the most active sperm, the semen is put in a centrifuge. 407 00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:09,880 The woman will take ovulatory medication to increase follicles 408 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:15,421 and progesterone to improve the receptivity of the uterine lining. 409 00:34:18,004 --> 00:34:21,462 To put it bluntly, it's when the doctor 410 00:34:21,547 --> 00:34:25,547 pumps the best sperm collected from my semen into her the uterus. 411 00:34:27,171 --> 00:34:31,296 How do you choose the active sperm? 412 00:34:31,588 --> 00:34:35,296 The sperm are first condensed in a centrifuge. 413 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:37,172 Then comes the Swim-up method. 414 00:34:37,463 --> 00:34:38,755 Swim-up Method? 415 00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:42,421 A culture medium is poured into sperm. 416 00:34:42,505 --> 00:34:46,296 We assume the sperm that swims up is active. 417 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:51,129 So the sperm is drowned, and some swim up. 418 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,547 Only those who swim up are chosen. 419 00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:58,213 What a simple way to name a medical procedure. 420 00:35:01,088 --> 00:35:02,380 Shall we try it? 421 00:35:11,672 --> 00:35:13,463 - Mrs. Hikita. - Yes. 422 00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:17,422 Wait here. 423 00:35:19,755 --> 00:35:21,338 Hold this for me. 424 00:35:34,713 --> 00:35:37,505 Honey, everything looks good. 425 00:35:37,588 --> 00:35:39,338 Really? How wonderful. 426 00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:41,380 Who's a good baby? 427 00:35:41,463 --> 00:35:42,838 Shall we go? 428 00:35:43,922 --> 00:35:45,505 I'm getting hungry. 429 00:35:45,588 --> 00:35:48,922 You are? Shall we grab a bite? 430 00:35:54,088 --> 00:35:57,172 I guess it's fair. 431 00:35:59,172 --> 00:36:02,047 No matter your age or occupation. 432 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:05,505 No matter how hard you try or don't try. 433 00:36:05,922 --> 00:36:10,713 Whether you want a child or not, it doesn't matter. 434 00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:12,630 Some get pregnant. 435 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,254 Others never will. 436 00:36:15,963 --> 00:36:20,005 How much more fair could it get? 437 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:22,963 I guess so. 438 00:36:24,005 --> 00:36:27,296 We've been trying for six years. 439 00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:29,630 Six? 440 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:34,338 We keep hoping that the next time is the charm. 441 00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:38,505 We haven't been able to give up. 442 00:36:40,254 --> 00:36:42,296 It's been a long road. 443 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:48,463 My wife and I decided that today is our last attempt. 444 00:37:17,296 --> 00:37:19,129 Oh yes. 445 00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:21,713 You should ice your balls. 446 00:37:22,254 --> 00:37:24,129 Ice them. 447 00:37:40,713 --> 00:37:42,338 Ready to go? 448 00:37:47,422 --> 00:37:48,630 Sachi? 449 00:37:51,087 --> 00:37:52,838 I'm sorry for failing you. 450 00:37:53,755 --> 00:37:55,129 Don't apologize. 451 00:37:55,922 --> 00:38:00,463 It's not you. It's your sperm. 452 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,963 Let's do the artificial insemination. 453 00:38:06,797 --> 00:38:09,672 Yeah, let's do it. 454 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:17,296 So my best sperm will be chosen by centrifugation, 455 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,380 so it'll be like an all-star team. 456 00:38:22,296 --> 00:38:26,380 Wait, they're only the better of the useless. 457 00:38:26,547 --> 00:38:30,547 It's like buying something of high cost at a cheap shop. 458 00:38:31,254 --> 00:38:33,922 I think you're worth more than that. 459 00:38:34,129 --> 00:38:36,880 Let's do this. 460 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,380 Yeah, let's do this. 461 00:38:41,713 --> 00:38:45,129 A test tube baby? How futuristic. 462 00:38:45,212 --> 00:38:46,838 You've got it wrong. 463 00:38:47,296 --> 00:38:51,254 How could a baby grow in a test tube? 464 00:38:51,338 --> 00:38:54,005 The collected sperm 465 00:38:54,046 --> 00:38:59,713 is inserted into the uterus using a pump. 466 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,338 That's rather direct. 467 00:39:02,422 --> 00:39:03,463 Right? 468 00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:07,880 What if the baby doesn't look like you? 469 00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:09,755 You idiot. 470 00:39:09,838 --> 00:39:14,296 Why would that happen when we are using our own sperm and egg? 471 00:39:15,797 --> 00:39:20,129 I'm going to have a baby. I'm not giving up until I do. 472 00:39:21,004 --> 00:39:22,129 Excuse me. 473 00:39:24,004 --> 00:39:25,505 Thank you. 474 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:31,963 Wait, is Yoko pregnant? 475 00:39:32,046 --> 00:39:36,129 Yes. Four months pregnant. She started trying last year. 476 00:39:36,505 --> 00:39:38,296 I had no idea. 477 00:39:40,422 --> 00:39:45,004 Meanwhile, this guy here hasn't for five years. 478 00:39:45,797 --> 00:39:47,004 Hasn't what? 479 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:50,171 As a writer you should read between the lines. 480 00:39:50,338 --> 00:39:52,087 With my wife. 481 00:39:52,713 --> 00:39:55,380 Really?! For five years?! 482 00:39:55,547 --> 00:39:57,046 Why are you still married? 483 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:58,212 Well uh... 484 00:39:59,922 --> 00:40:03,672 We don't have the urge, and we don't want kids. 485 00:40:03,755 --> 00:40:05,254 So you can if you want? 486 00:40:05,338 --> 00:40:07,547 Yes, we've been checked. 487 00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:10,505 You should do it. You're married. 488 00:40:11,129 --> 00:40:14,296 We haven't talked about the design at all. 489 00:40:15,129 --> 00:40:17,380 I'm not sure about this font. 490 00:40:17,463 --> 00:40:19,212 - Oh yeah. - What now? 491 00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:22,463 I'm embarrassed to say this. 492 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,713 My wife is this, you know... 493 00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:31,212 Wait, your wife was pregnant just a while ago. 494 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:35,129 Yeah, she was. That's why it's tough. 495 00:40:35,212 --> 00:40:38,755 We have been using protection. 496 00:40:38,921 --> 00:40:41,672 I don't understand how it happened. 497 00:40:44,713 --> 00:40:49,463 Three kids in this bad economy? It's not easy. 498 00:40:51,212 --> 00:40:52,880 Three kids? 499 00:40:54,129 --> 00:40:57,004 Minister of Impregnation, Shunichi Sugiura. 500 00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:03,547 MINISTER OF IMPREGNATION SHUNICHI SUGIURA 501 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:08,797 I have never tried to impregnate my wife on purpose. 502 00:41:08,838 --> 00:41:10,588 Liar. 503 00:41:10,755 --> 00:41:16,171 As far as I am concerned, we have been using protection. 504 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:18,338 Do you know what protection is? 505 00:41:18,422 --> 00:41:21,797 - It's on purpose. - Admit it! 506 00:41:22,755 --> 00:41:25,672 Minister of Useless Balls. Kunio Hikita. 507 00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:34,046 MINISTER OF USELESS BALLS KUNIO HIKITA 508 00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:44,630 - What is it? - Nothing. 509 00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:57,254 That dirt bag... 510 00:42:06,212 --> 00:42:09,755 Oh? What brings you here? 511 00:42:11,004 --> 00:42:12,672 Thanks for the other day. 512 00:42:12,879 --> 00:42:14,380 What's going on? 513 00:42:14,879 --> 00:42:16,921 A test tube baby? 514 00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:22,212 We came as fast as we could. 515 00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,588 We've decided on it. 516 00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:29,380 - I forbid it. It's disgraceful. - Stop it. 517 00:42:31,004 --> 00:42:32,755 Wait a second. 518 00:42:32,837 --> 00:42:35,004 What do you mean, disgraceful? 519 00:42:35,463 --> 00:42:38,672 What's disgraceful about wanting our own child? 520 00:42:38,962 --> 00:42:43,921 Stop trying to conceive using crazy human experimentation. 521 00:42:44,004 --> 00:42:46,755 Human experimentation? 522 00:42:47,171 --> 00:42:48,588 You're just ignorant. 523 00:42:49,171 --> 00:42:53,380 Many couples have kids this way. 524 00:42:53,422 --> 00:42:54,129 Stop... 525 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:56,837 Don't judge us because of your ignorance. 526 00:42:57,547 --> 00:42:58,713 Watch your mouth. 527 00:42:58,796 --> 00:43:00,380 Test tube baby? 528 00:43:00,463 --> 00:43:03,630 You are clueless. Study before you criticize. 529 00:43:04,463 --> 00:43:06,796 I don't care. You are to stop now. 530 00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:10,338 We've made up our minds. This is not your business. 531 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,212 We decided together. 532 00:43:12,296 --> 00:43:13,296 Sachi! 533 00:43:14,505 --> 00:43:17,254 You must stop this disgrace at once. 534 00:43:18,672 --> 00:43:19,879 Sweetie? 535 00:43:21,547 --> 00:43:25,046 Say something. How do you feel about this? 536 00:43:25,588 --> 00:43:27,380 You tell him. 537 00:43:31,672 --> 00:43:34,837 You are to think things over. 538 00:43:43,004 --> 00:43:44,171 I will. 539 00:43:48,837 --> 00:43:52,422 You said you would let them talk first. 540 00:43:53,254 --> 00:43:56,087 Why do you have to be like that? 541 00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:58,879 Enough. 542 00:44:14,837 --> 00:44:16,879 With artificial insemination, 543 00:44:18,087 --> 00:44:21,547 we will make a child without having sex. 544 00:44:23,672 --> 00:44:27,171 I think it's going to be harder than we think. 545 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:32,921 Still... 546 00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:37,796 I want our baby. 547 00:44:38,879 --> 00:44:41,296 That's why I want to try it. 548 00:44:43,129 --> 00:44:46,505 You can decide for us. 549 00:44:49,004 --> 00:44:50,171 You sure? 550 00:44:54,754 --> 00:44:58,171 Great. Let's nail it on our first try. 551 00:44:59,212 --> 00:45:01,712 - Yeah. - Good. Good. 552 00:45:02,422 --> 00:45:04,712 Short and sweet. 553 00:45:08,422 --> 00:45:11,671 Sachi had been charting her temperature for a year. 554 00:45:12,171 --> 00:45:16,296 Our first insemination was on our wedding anniversary. 555 00:45:22,296 --> 00:45:24,380 "ICE PACK" 556 00:45:54,712 --> 00:45:57,087 Something you can do? 557 00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:58,754 Yes. 558 00:46:01,129 --> 00:46:06,212 If we collect your semen in the clinic, your sperm will be fresher. 559 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,505 It'll increase your chances. 560 00:47:13,296 --> 00:47:15,505 - I'm ready. - Coming. 561 00:47:16,254 --> 00:47:21,380 We find out the results when Sachi menstruates two weeks later. 562 00:47:24,505 --> 00:47:25,505 Oh yeah. 563 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:28,254 Mr. Hikita? 564 00:47:30,422 --> 00:47:31,587 Uh... 565 00:47:32,754 --> 00:47:36,712 There's a request for a short story for product promotion. 566 00:47:38,587 --> 00:47:39,754 Not interested? 567 00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:44,087 No, not interested. 568 00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:49,796 I thought so. 569 00:47:55,422 --> 00:47:58,422 "NO LUCK" 570 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:04,254 - Hey. - Hi. 571 00:48:06,087 --> 00:48:08,754 It's our first time. We can't be that lucky. 572 00:48:08,837 --> 00:48:10,837 I guess so. 573 00:48:12,129 --> 00:48:14,004 I'll be working. 574 00:48:14,087 --> 00:48:15,212 What's for dinner? 575 00:48:15,296 --> 00:48:17,504 I felt like ginger pork stir-fry. 576 00:48:17,587 --> 00:48:19,046 Nice. 577 00:48:19,837 --> 00:48:21,671 Call me when it's ready, 578 00:48:41,338 --> 00:48:45,462 It's only our first time. 579 00:49:05,921 --> 00:49:07,462 You can do this. 580 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,671 It's only our second time. 581 00:49:37,962 --> 00:49:39,962 It's been a month already? 582 00:49:58,046 --> 00:50:00,504 What? No good again? 583 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:11,254 It's only been your third try. 584 00:50:13,171 --> 00:50:19,046 It's said to take five to eight attempts. 585 00:50:19,254 --> 00:50:22,754 After that, we'll have to move on to the next step. 586 00:50:22,837 --> 00:50:25,421 You still have five attempts to go. 587 00:50:26,837 --> 00:50:29,629 What are these figures based on? 588 00:50:30,671 --> 00:50:33,462 It's usually said to be about eight times. 589 00:50:34,587 --> 00:50:35,796 About? 590 00:50:37,462 --> 00:50:40,296 Then, how can I make my sperm better? 591 00:50:41,796 --> 00:50:46,129 How? It can differ according to your condition. 592 00:50:46,212 --> 00:50:47,337 That's all you say. 593 00:50:47,421 --> 00:50:51,587 The problem is my sperm. I heard carnitine helps. 594 00:50:51,671 --> 00:50:54,212 It can differ according to your health. 595 00:50:55,379 --> 00:50:57,421 So I should be in better health? 596 00:50:58,671 --> 00:51:02,254 How should I get healthy? What should I eat? 597 00:51:02,337 --> 00:51:04,837 Do I exercise? Get more sleep? 598 00:51:08,796 --> 00:51:12,462 There's got to be a way. 599 00:51:15,879 --> 00:51:18,295 - It's your health. - I am healthy. 600 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:23,546 I've had enough! Hurry up and walk. 601 00:51:23,754 --> 00:51:28,546 Get up! Why can't you do as Mommy tells you? 602 00:51:28,629 --> 00:51:31,379 Hold on to your toy! 603 00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:34,337 Don't cry! Stop crying! 604 00:51:35,337 --> 00:51:38,629 Just one sperm digs into an egg. 605 00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,671 An egg is fertilized, and a child is born. 606 00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:46,379 That is already a divine miracle. 607 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:51,462 Just one sperm. 608 00:51:53,962 --> 00:51:56,421 That's right. Just one. 609 00:51:56,796 --> 00:52:02,253 I only need one strong sperm to dig into the egg and fertilize it. 610 00:52:06,421 --> 00:52:08,754 Just one, that's all I need. 611 00:52:23,046 --> 00:52:25,004 Just one. Just one. 612 00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:27,211 That's all. 613 00:52:27,295 --> 00:52:30,879 "Infertility Treatment" 614 00:52:32,421 --> 00:52:34,379 "SAY NO TO USELESS BALLS!" 615 00:52:37,129 --> 00:52:42,796 All I can do is ice my balls and put up photos of pomegranates. 616 00:52:43,796 --> 00:52:47,087 I'll do it. I'll do everything I can. 617 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:52,754 Just one. Only one! 618 00:52:58,211 --> 00:53:03,211 "CANNED PEACH" 619 00:53:43,129 --> 00:53:45,046 "SAUNAS NOT RECOMMENDED" 620 00:53:48,504 --> 00:53:49,504 "NO SAUNAS" 621 00:53:52,211 --> 00:53:54,251 "EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE" "MODERATE EXERCISE" 622 00:53:55,504 --> 00:53:56,504 "NOTE TO DRINKING" 623 00:53:57,921 --> 00:53:58,837 "NO ALCOHOL" 624 00:53:58,921 --> 00:54:01,087 "IMPROVE SPERM TIPS" 625 00:54:01,211 --> 00:54:02,462 "BOXERS ARE BETTER THAN BRIEFS" 626 00:54:02,546 --> 00:54:03,546 "WEAR BOXERS" 627 00:54:03,629 --> 00:54:05,046 "CAROTENE" 628 00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:58,253 "NO ALCOHOL" 629 00:55:20,879 --> 00:55:21,879 "SPERM MOTILITY 38%" 630 00:55:25,128 --> 00:55:26,462 "FASTING" 631 00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:36,962 Taste good? 632 00:55:38,045 --> 00:55:41,837 It's cold? Yes? Isn't it cold? 633 00:55:44,211 --> 00:55:45,379 Good, huh? 634 00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:49,211 Mr. Hikita. 635 00:55:50,712 --> 00:55:52,504 I know you're on a fasting 636 00:55:54,587 --> 00:55:56,671 but you're making us feel awkward. 637 00:55:58,045 --> 00:55:59,379 Please eat. 638 00:56:00,337 --> 00:56:01,921 Or leave. 639 00:56:05,211 --> 00:56:06,421 Good? 640 00:56:11,211 --> 00:56:12,462 "SPERM MOTILITY 25%" 641 00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:19,295 "SAY NO TO USELESS BALLS!" "WEAR BOXERS" 642 00:56:19,337 --> 00:56:22,086 "NO ALCHOHOL" "VitaminA" "VitaminC" "CAROTENE" 643 00:56:26,211 --> 00:56:27,796 Kunio? 644 00:56:29,546 --> 00:56:31,754 Kunio, come on. 645 00:56:41,712 --> 00:56:43,629 Do you have protection? 646 00:56:44,796 --> 00:56:46,671 No. Don't you? 647 00:56:46,754 --> 00:56:48,961 Of course not. 648 00:56:49,211 --> 00:56:50,712 But it's safe today. 649 00:56:50,754 --> 00:56:54,170 No way. You'll get pregnant. I'll go buy some. 650 00:56:55,295 --> 00:56:57,961 - Seriously? - Of course. I don't want kids. 651 00:56:58,003 --> 00:56:59,546 It'll be fine. 652 00:57:01,128 --> 00:57:03,379 You idiot! You have no idea! 653 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,128 Don't barge into the past! 654 00:57:06,211 --> 00:57:11,295 Every month I pray to get pregnant. You don't want kids? You idiot! 655 00:57:11,379 --> 00:57:14,045 Go away. I'm about to get lucky. 656 00:57:14,961 --> 00:57:16,253 Hey, you have a condom? 657 00:57:16,337 --> 00:57:19,337 - Idiot! - Get off me! 658 00:57:19,421 --> 00:57:21,712 I have pomegranates all over my wall! 659 00:57:21,796 --> 00:57:23,128 Not my problem! 660 00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:24,754 Hang on, sugar! 661 00:57:26,504 --> 00:57:27,754 You're mighty strong! 662 00:57:27,837 --> 00:57:28,837 Mr. Hikita? 663 00:57:30,504 --> 00:57:32,003 Mr. Hikita? 664 00:57:32,128 --> 00:57:33,546 Are you listening? 665 00:57:37,045 --> 00:57:38,671 "SPERM MOTILITY 70%" 666 00:57:38,796 --> 00:57:43,587 What? I did it? 70%? I did it! Hell yeah! 667 00:57:43,671 --> 00:57:47,379 I did it. It's the highest yet. 668 00:57:47,462 --> 00:57:49,587 This has got to do it. Right? 669 00:57:50,003 --> 00:57:55,003 It's 70%. Tell them to handle it with care. Okay? 670 00:57:55,086 --> 00:57:57,712 Nurse, please handle it with extra care. 671 00:57:57,796 --> 00:57:59,920 - Of course. - I'm counting on you. 672 00:58:00,003 --> 00:58:01,086 All right. 673 00:58:01,253 --> 00:58:03,587 - In here please. - Good luck. 674 00:58:31,796 --> 00:58:33,920 On to the next round! 675 00:58:34,045 --> 00:58:35,295 No. 676 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:38,421 I'm late. 677 00:58:43,671 --> 00:58:44,671 Congratulations. 678 00:59:04,462 --> 00:59:06,504 Hell yeah! 679 00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:13,170 We did it! 680 00:59:16,003 --> 00:59:17,002 2nd SPRING 681 00:59:17,003 --> 00:59:19,754 We saw the sonogram pictures today. 682 00:59:20,211 --> 00:59:23,211 A tiny baby was there. That's right. 683 00:59:23,421 --> 00:59:26,211 No, we'll only see the heartbeat in two weeks. 684 00:59:28,712 --> 00:59:32,170 How wonderful. Congratulations. 685 00:59:32,546 --> 00:59:34,295 Thank you. 686 00:59:35,295 --> 00:59:36,421 How's Dad? 687 00:59:36,587 --> 00:59:38,671 When he heard about the baby, 688 00:59:38,754 --> 00:59:41,462 he locked himself in his study. 689 00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:44,920 I'm sure he's happy. 690 00:59:46,712 --> 00:59:51,045 Is that so? Tell him I said thank you. 691 00:59:51,128 --> 00:59:52,421 I will. 692 00:59:53,003 --> 00:59:54,629 You take care. 693 00:59:54,878 --> 00:59:56,170 I will. See you. 694 00:59:56,421 --> 00:59:57,629 Bye now. 695 01:00:07,128 --> 01:00:08,920 They're both happy. 696 01:00:09,003 --> 01:00:10,003 They are? 697 01:00:13,629 --> 01:00:16,295 Beer? I'm thirsty too. 698 01:00:17,836 --> 01:00:20,753 - Sit down. Sit down. - I can do it. 699 01:00:20,836 --> 01:00:23,128 - I insist. - I'll do it. Please. 700 01:00:23,211 --> 01:00:25,337 What do you want to drink? 701 01:00:25,546 --> 01:00:27,587 Some kind of juice. 702 01:00:27,671 --> 01:00:28,836 Tomato juice? 703 01:00:45,878 --> 01:00:47,253 So good. 704 01:00:49,003 --> 01:00:51,671 You're drinking over a sonogram picture? 705 01:00:51,753 --> 01:00:53,504 - Want to see? - I did. I did. 706 01:00:53,587 --> 01:00:56,920 Take a good look. Cute right? 707 01:00:57,003 --> 01:00:58,546 It's a call from Sachi. 708 01:00:59,629 --> 01:01:00,711 What's up? 709 01:01:02,128 --> 01:01:03,629 I'm not sure. 710 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:05,878 The baby. 711 01:01:06,961 --> 01:01:09,836 The heart isn't moving. 712 01:02:28,795 --> 01:02:30,211 Don't cry. 713 01:02:33,045 --> 01:02:34,462 We'll keep trying. 714 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:40,086 Here, wipe up. 715 01:02:48,586 --> 01:02:49,711 Eat. 716 01:02:50,295 --> 01:02:51,586 Let's eat. 717 01:03:15,961 --> 01:03:17,379 It's good. 718 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:27,670 It's hot. 719 01:03:28,711 --> 01:03:30,628 Don't spill. 720 01:03:37,421 --> 01:03:40,045 - I'll eat at home. - Okay. 721 01:03:40,128 --> 01:03:42,045 - See you. - Bye. 722 01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:55,545 What? Of course she's not okay. 723 01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:59,545 No, Sachi is so strong. 724 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:02,128 She's amazing. 725 01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:06,586 Are you sure? 726 01:04:08,086 --> 01:04:09,711 Should I fix this? 727 01:04:09,795 --> 01:04:10,836 Where? 728 01:04:11,462 --> 01:04:15,170 Yeah, you've used similar phrases. 729 01:04:15,253 --> 01:04:16,586 Ah, okay. 730 01:04:33,211 --> 01:04:35,045 - Hi. - Hello. 731 01:04:35,128 --> 01:04:38,086 - I'd like two Daikon. - Sure. 732 01:04:39,836 --> 01:04:41,503 Two beef tendons. 733 01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:46,045 Two Konjac too. 734 01:04:49,877 --> 01:04:50,961 I'm home. 735 01:04:58,337 --> 01:04:59,586 Sachi? 736 01:05:13,795 --> 01:05:15,086 Sachi? 737 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,337 Sachi. 738 01:06:39,711 --> 01:06:46,211 "I DON'T HAVE USELESS BALLS!" 739 01:07:00,461 --> 01:07:01,878 Please come in. 740 01:07:04,378 --> 01:07:05,878 - Doctor. - How are you? 741 01:07:30,378 --> 01:07:31,378 Wait. 742 01:07:34,836 --> 01:07:39,253 I think you should begin to consider ICSI. 743 01:07:40,170 --> 01:07:41,211 Come again? 744 01:07:44,753 --> 01:07:46,586 Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection. 745 01:07:47,378 --> 01:07:49,294 What? Why? 746 01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:00,003 With ICSI, we take the sperm that can't swim to the egg 747 01:08:00,170 --> 01:08:04,045 and directly inject it into the egg on a Petri dish. 748 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,961 But the cost and stress on your wife become higher. 749 01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:14,003 Hang on. We were successful once. 750 01:08:14,377 --> 01:08:18,169 Recently, artificial insemination is counted in sets of six. 751 01:08:18,586 --> 01:08:19,878 You've done twelve. 752 01:08:20,128 --> 01:08:24,086 Considering your motility, I recommend that you move on. 753 01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:27,003 You said eight times just the other day. 754 01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:31,711 Whether it's six or eight, those are just statistics. 755 01:08:31,877 --> 01:08:34,544 It's not going to dictate us. 756 01:08:35,336 --> 01:08:39,294 "TOTAL COST: 400,000 YEN" 757 01:08:41,170 --> 01:08:42,251 Pricey. 758 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,420 It is. 759 01:08:47,003 --> 01:08:48,378 It's expensive. 760 01:08:55,002 --> 01:08:56,670 Very expensive. 761 01:08:58,545 --> 01:09:00,461 For just one time? 762 01:09:03,252 --> 01:09:05,335 Is this price appropriate? 763 01:09:11,044 --> 01:09:15,586 In the end, we decided to try our 13th artificial insemination. 764 01:09:18,710 --> 01:09:19,961 I'm off. 765 01:09:21,170 --> 01:09:23,294 I might eat out with Sugiura. 766 01:09:23,378 --> 01:09:24,628 Okay. 767 01:10:23,628 --> 01:10:29,628 Don't you think 400,000 yen is expensive? 768 01:10:31,003 --> 01:10:33,127 With that much money 769 01:10:35,086 --> 01:10:37,628 you can go see the northern lights in Alaska. 770 01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:42,753 Stop texting and listen. 771 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:46,836 Sorry. I didn't see the point in listening. 772 01:10:47,461 --> 01:10:48,836 You should. 773 01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,086 Uh... 774 01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:55,210 What? 775 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,294 She's pregnant. 776 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:05,420 What? But you just had a baby. 777 01:11:06,961 --> 01:11:08,252 Well... 778 01:11:12,085 --> 01:11:13,503 It's my mistress. 779 01:11:15,127 --> 01:11:19,084 You're kidding? You really are the minister of insemination. 780 01:11:19,169 --> 01:11:21,085 I'm sorry about the timing. 781 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:23,252 That's okay. 782 01:11:23,961 --> 01:11:27,878 I'm sorry, congrats. It's congratulations, right? 783 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:32,670 Of course it is. A baby is a miracle. 784 01:11:32,753 --> 01:11:36,711 Sure, but I can't be happy about it right now. 785 01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:41,085 I was being so careful. Seriously. 786 01:11:41,461 --> 01:11:43,045 How could this happen? 787 01:11:47,753 --> 01:11:49,378 I'm sorry. 788 01:11:49,461 --> 01:11:50,919 Don't worry about it. 789 01:11:52,252 --> 01:11:54,003 You know... 790 01:11:54,586 --> 01:11:56,670 I change my mind. 791 01:11:56,753 --> 01:12:00,586 I'll do those promotions and stuff. 792 01:12:00,753 --> 01:12:03,586 Are you sure? Thank you. 793 01:12:04,836 --> 01:12:10,003 But offers like that don't come around all the time. 794 01:12:10,169 --> 01:12:11,461 Of course. 795 01:12:13,003 --> 01:12:15,210 - Beer, please. - Yes, sir. 796 01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:19,044 Are you sure? You have the insemination tomorrow. 797 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,711 Just this one. 798 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,044 One glass and I go home. 799 01:12:24,753 --> 01:12:26,378 Damn it, balls! 800 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,420 - I want your balls. - What? 801 01:12:30,503 --> 01:12:32,877 Just one would do. Please! 802 01:12:34,503 --> 01:12:36,503 Ow, stop it. 803 01:12:54,002 --> 01:12:55,628 I'm back home. 804 01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:12,085 I didn't mean to. 805 01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:14,127 I know this is tough. 806 01:13:14,878 --> 01:13:17,085 I get that you want to make it fun. 807 01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:20,127 That's why I said nothing. 808 01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:23,670 But I've had it. Let's quit. 809 01:13:24,252 --> 01:13:26,210 This is tough for me too. 810 01:13:26,336 --> 01:13:28,210 We've tried for two years. 811 01:13:28,545 --> 01:13:30,503 Can't I get drunk just once? 812 01:13:31,002 --> 01:13:33,545 Why must we suffer so much for a baby? 813 01:13:37,795 --> 01:13:39,210 Sachi! 814 01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:41,836 Wait. 815 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:50,378 Sachi... 816 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:55,753 Good morning. 817 01:13:58,878 --> 01:14:00,545 Get out now! 818 01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:20,169 I told you to get going! 819 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,252 Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection? 820 01:14:26,711 --> 01:14:30,628 Why are you so hell-bent on having a baby? 821 01:14:31,503 --> 01:14:36,753 What good will it do to make a baby through such disgrace? 822 01:14:38,378 --> 01:14:40,461 The reason why you're childless 823 01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:43,336 is because of him. 824 01:14:44,711 --> 01:14:47,461 Why must you be the one suffering? 825 01:14:48,378 --> 01:14:50,545 You are fertile. 826 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:56,251 Why must you risk your healthy body 827 01:14:56,545 --> 01:14:59,836 to have the child of this man? 828 01:15:01,753 --> 01:15:06,044 If you want a child that badly, leave him. 829 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:09,795 Find a man your own age. 830 01:15:12,877 --> 01:15:15,127 What's so disgraceful? 831 01:15:16,877 --> 01:15:18,420 Don't talk back to me. 832 01:15:18,503 --> 01:15:22,420 What's disgraceful about trying to have a baby? 833 01:15:23,378 --> 01:15:26,085 You don't understand anything. Stay out of this. 834 01:15:26,169 --> 01:15:27,711 I've had enough. 835 01:15:31,378 --> 01:15:32,670 I know. 836 01:15:35,503 --> 01:15:36,960 You're right. 837 01:15:38,711 --> 01:15:41,753 Kunio says he doesn't feel the age difference, 838 01:15:42,919 --> 01:15:44,545 but I do. 839 01:15:45,835 --> 01:15:47,919 He's not as young as he thinks. 840 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:51,960 We don't sing or listen to the same songs. 841 01:15:52,461 --> 01:15:53,919 He gets tired easily, 842 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:57,210 and repeats himself when he's drunk. 843 01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:01,043 Still... 844 01:16:03,461 --> 01:16:04,960 I love him. 845 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,628 I'm trying because it's with him. 846 01:16:09,044 --> 01:16:10,919 I want to have his baby. 847 01:16:12,252 --> 01:16:15,210 I started it. No one else. 848 01:16:15,378 --> 01:16:18,753 I'm doing it because I want to. 849 01:16:19,670 --> 01:16:23,294 It's none of your business. Stop interfering. 850 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:25,336 - You... - Dear! 851 01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:49,294 How did you know? 852 01:16:49,378 --> 01:16:52,169 You always splurge here when you're upset. 853 01:16:52,752 --> 01:16:55,169 I bought lots of pointless stuff. 854 01:16:56,127 --> 01:16:58,586 All things I could do without. 855 01:17:02,877 --> 01:17:03,794 I'm sorry. 856 01:17:03,877 --> 01:17:05,210 Let's go home. 857 01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:09,210 Want to catch a movie? 858 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,294 Good idea. 859 01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:17,503 - I'm hungry. - Me too. 860 01:17:17,670 --> 01:17:20,210 - Let's eat. - Yeah, before the movie. 861 01:17:25,084 --> 01:17:28,586 1st INTRACYTOPLASMIC SPERM INJECTION 862 01:17:28,670 --> 01:17:32,127 11 mature follicles were confirmed. 863 01:17:33,794 --> 01:17:36,628 Sachi is under intravenous anesthesia. 864 01:17:37,044 --> 01:17:41,752 A transvaginal ultrasound is used to check the follicles. 865 01:17:43,002 --> 01:17:48,752 A needle will pierce through the vaginal wall and ovary 866 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:51,919 to collect the follicle and liquid. 867 01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:55,336 They say there is no pain. 868 01:17:56,503 --> 01:17:58,877 But there is nothing wrong with Sachi. 869 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,794 It's all because of my useless balls. 870 01:18:01,835 --> 01:18:05,793 But it's my wife who's on the operation table. 871 01:18:06,919 --> 01:18:08,586 My stupid useless balls. 872 01:18:18,210 --> 01:18:19,420 Are you okay? 873 01:18:24,710 --> 01:18:25,960 Calm down. 874 01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:29,794 Doc? 875 01:18:31,503 --> 01:18:35,210 Are there any medication to make my sperm better? 876 01:18:36,919 --> 01:18:41,669 Can't you inject something directly into these damn balls? 877 01:18:42,002 --> 01:18:44,669 Maybe some nutrition or vitamins? 878 01:18:46,294 --> 01:18:47,960 Stop that. 879 01:18:48,210 --> 01:18:52,252 I don't care if it hurts like hell. 880 01:18:53,169 --> 01:18:56,876 Sachi is young and fertile. 881 01:18:57,461 --> 01:18:59,085 It shouldn't be her. 882 01:19:01,085 --> 01:19:03,586 You should be doing all this to me. 883 01:19:05,085 --> 01:19:07,127 You can do anything. 884 01:19:28,503 --> 01:19:32,210 "ALL THE FOLLICLES ARE GONE NONE FERTILIZED" 885 01:20:38,627 --> 01:20:40,085 You see, 886 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,960 I don't feel like giving up at all. 887 01:20:50,336 --> 01:20:55,544 I've overturned many things in my life. 888 01:20:59,710 --> 01:21:01,669 I turned around my mistakes. 889 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,544 I changed bad luck into fortune. 890 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:13,502 Tenacity is my motto. 891 01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:23,919 Sure, we've had nothing but bad luck. 892 01:21:26,002 --> 01:21:27,461 But I can feel it. 893 01:21:29,461 --> 01:21:31,085 Next time we can do it. 894 01:21:32,336 --> 01:21:33,752 In fact, 895 01:21:34,959 --> 01:21:37,294 I know I can because it's with you. 896 01:21:42,127 --> 01:21:45,002 You said you wanted to see my child's face. 897 01:21:46,294 --> 01:21:50,420 That's why I wanted to show it to you too. 898 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,002 But... 899 01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:03,502 But... 900 01:22:06,877 --> 01:22:10,919 If you want to stop, that's okay too. 901 01:22:14,419 --> 01:22:15,793 Let's stop. 902 01:23:00,419 --> 01:23:02,294 - I'll make tea. - No thanks. 903 01:23:03,627 --> 01:23:07,251 I just had a lecture at a nearby university. 904 01:23:07,336 --> 01:23:08,752 Never mind me. 905 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,169 - Still. - No. 906 01:23:14,877 --> 01:23:20,336 Kids these days don't have questions after lectures. 907 01:23:21,584 --> 01:23:24,460 They head straight home as soon as the lecture is over. 908 01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:29,169 They want to go to their part-time jobs. 909 01:23:30,335 --> 01:23:34,710 If they want to work so much, they should quit school. 910 01:23:36,335 --> 01:23:38,585 What's the matter? 911 01:23:42,252 --> 01:23:43,752 Mr. Hikita. 912 01:23:44,877 --> 01:23:45,877 Yes? 913 01:23:46,585 --> 01:23:48,752 I'll be honest with you. 914 01:23:50,210 --> 01:23:52,169 I don't like you. 915 01:23:54,919 --> 01:23:59,294 Your books. What you say. How you live. 916 01:24:00,627 --> 01:24:02,085 How should I put it? 917 01:24:03,669 --> 01:24:06,794 I just can't stand you. 918 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:13,044 There is no way I will ever like you. 919 01:24:13,127 --> 01:24:15,335 Why did you come here? 920 01:24:15,419 --> 01:24:19,377 However, my daughter says she loves you. 921 01:24:20,835 --> 01:24:23,585 She says she wants your baby. 922 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:26,419 - Mr. Hikita. - Yes. 923 01:24:27,293 --> 01:24:30,252 I need you to understand. 924 01:24:31,585 --> 01:24:34,960 I really don't want to. 925 01:24:36,835 --> 01:24:39,292 I really really don't want to. 926 01:24:39,544 --> 01:24:40,752 Okay? 927 01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,002 Money? 928 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:52,544 I really don't want to. 929 01:24:54,085 --> 01:24:55,502 Use it as you like. 930 01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,460 - But... - Goodbye. 931 01:25:02,044 --> 01:25:04,460 - Dad. - Stop it. 932 01:25:06,752 --> 01:25:08,794 I don't want to, so... Okay? 933 01:25:35,002 --> 01:25:37,835 I'm going to do this. 934 01:25:38,002 --> 01:25:41,335 We'll have the baby and pay him back with interest. 935 01:25:47,752 --> 01:25:50,710 Here's a blanket. You have to keep warm. 936 01:25:59,085 --> 01:26:03,710 "The Giant Prime Minister" BY KUNIO HIKITA" 937 01:26:36,627 --> 01:26:38,251 What are you looking at? 938 01:26:39,044 --> 01:26:43,460 Do you prefer curry of North India, South India or Thailand? 939 01:26:43,543 --> 01:26:45,460 You changed the topic. 940 01:26:45,544 --> 01:26:47,835 So, North Indian curry? 941 01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:57,335 2nd INTRACYTOPLASMIC SPERM INJECTION 942 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,334 How many eggs? 943 01:27:23,585 --> 01:27:24,752 One. 944 01:27:25,126 --> 01:27:26,419 I see. 945 01:27:27,794 --> 01:27:29,251 But... 946 01:27:31,209 --> 01:27:32,960 I think this is the one. 947 01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:39,335 Sachi. 948 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,877 Thanks for putting up with me. 949 01:27:47,126 --> 01:27:48,544 We did what we could. 950 01:28:01,669 --> 01:28:04,043 - Let it work. - Please. 951 01:28:08,669 --> 01:28:12,002 The yellow here is a bit weak. 952 01:28:12,084 --> 01:28:14,460 Is it hard to see? 953 01:28:17,544 --> 01:28:20,209 "SACHI" 954 01:28:20,293 --> 01:28:21,293 Excuse me. 955 01:28:22,377 --> 01:28:23,585 Hello? 956 01:28:32,126 --> 01:28:33,419 Got it. 957 01:28:40,292 --> 01:28:41,502 It worked. 958 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:44,126 The egg was fertilized. 959 01:28:48,002 --> 01:28:51,585 You did it. I'm so happy. 960 01:28:51,669 --> 01:28:53,794 Why are you crying before I do? 961 01:28:53,877 --> 01:28:58,043 I'm so happy for you. Mr. Hikita, congratulations. 962 01:28:58,669 --> 01:29:03,168 It's a miracle. Mr. Hikita, you did it. 963 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:09,168 "CONSULTING ROOM" 964 01:29:10,877 --> 01:29:11,960 Mrs. Hikita. 965 01:29:12,794 --> 01:29:14,251 You're pregnant! 966 01:29:21,876 --> 01:29:23,001 Congratulations. 967 01:29:23,084 --> 01:29:25,835 Thank you so much. 968 01:29:34,877 --> 01:29:35,960 I'm pregnant. 969 01:29:37,752 --> 01:29:39,919 You are? 970 01:29:40,001 --> 01:29:42,835 - I'm so happy for you - Thank you. 971 01:29:43,251 --> 01:29:44,627 Congratulations. 972 01:29:45,502 --> 01:29:48,335 - You went through so much. - Thank you. 973 01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:50,043 Congratulations. 974 01:29:53,419 --> 01:29:55,126 Thank you. 975 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,335 Excuse us. 976 01:29:59,543 --> 01:30:01,126 Just one. 977 01:30:04,752 --> 01:30:07,627 Just one egg. 978 01:30:11,669 --> 01:30:13,919 It took in my sperm. 979 01:30:16,377 --> 01:30:18,419 Now it has begun to divide. 980 01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:38,669 Here you go, ma'am. 981 01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:42,293 Soy sauce soup for the dad. 982 01:30:42,377 --> 01:30:44,835 Yes, Dad wants the soy sauce soup. 983 01:30:46,043 --> 01:30:48,001 I'm a dad. 984 01:30:48,084 --> 01:30:50,501 Dad wants another beer. 985 01:30:50,959 --> 01:30:52,877 - Beer for Dad. - Coming right up. 986 01:30:53,418 --> 01:30:54,419 Let's dig in. 987 01:30:54,669 --> 01:30:56,918 All right. 988 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,001 Yum. 989 01:31:02,251 --> 01:31:05,084 It'll be okay this time, won't it? 990 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,377 Of course. 991 01:31:10,043 --> 01:31:11,502 We'll be fine. 992 01:31:16,251 --> 01:31:19,084 - Beer for Dad. - Beer for Dad. 993 01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:28,794 3rd SPRING 994 01:31:30,168 --> 01:31:31,710 See you. 995 01:31:31,918 --> 01:31:33,126 Bye. 996 01:31:40,209 --> 01:31:43,084 Maybe the paper can be thinner. 997 01:31:43,168 --> 01:31:46,585 But the words will show through on the other side. 998 01:31:46,794 --> 01:31:49,084 - Oh yeah. - Knocked up again? 999 01:31:49,168 --> 01:31:52,001 Of course not. That's not funny. 1000 01:31:52,544 --> 01:31:53,876 That's not it. 1001 01:31:54,502 --> 01:31:55,835 Here. 1002 01:31:57,084 --> 01:31:59,251 Isn't it her second trimester? 1003 01:31:59,377 --> 01:32:02,669 It's too early for presents. 1004 01:32:03,752 --> 01:32:05,959 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 1005 01:32:06,043 --> 01:32:07,084 Congratulations. 1006 01:32:07,168 --> 01:32:10,293 - How cute. - Aren't they tiny? 1007 01:32:10,295 --> 01:32:12,168 "SACHI" 1008 01:32:10,502 --> 01:32:12,168 Let me get this. 1009 01:32:14,126 --> 01:32:16,752 Sachi? 1010 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,543 We did a sonogram. 1011 01:32:33,794 --> 01:32:35,710 It's the baby's head. 1012 01:32:37,043 --> 01:32:38,793 There's a bubble. 1013 01:32:47,209 --> 01:32:49,752 This is a choroid plexus cyst. 1014 01:32:49,876 --> 01:32:52,043 It could be a chromosome abnormality. 1015 01:32:52,793 --> 01:32:55,126 Sometimes it disappears naturally. 1016 01:33:02,168 --> 01:33:03,959 It'll go away. 1017 01:33:04,501 --> 01:33:06,419 Make the bubble go away. 1018 01:33:08,084 --> 01:33:10,544 I'll give you all my luck. 1019 01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:12,959 Please. 1020 01:33:13,251 --> 01:33:15,752 Make it go away. 1021 01:33:16,251 --> 01:33:18,918 I beg you. 1022 01:35:12,876 --> 01:35:15,168 Time for my checkup. 1023 01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:16,959 I'll come with you. 1024 01:35:17,043 --> 01:35:20,543 It's okay. You have a deadline to meet. 1025 01:35:20,627 --> 01:35:21,709 I'll call you. 1026 01:35:22,876 --> 01:35:23,918 See you. 1027 01:35:24,584 --> 01:35:25,585 Bye. 1028 01:36:51,502 --> 01:36:54,293 The phone you are calling cannot be reached. 1029 01:36:54,335 --> 01:36:58,168 Please leave a message after the tone. 1030 01:38:28,335 --> 01:38:34,335 The Hikita's Are Expecting! 1031 01:38:41,335 --> 01:38:49,334 Yutaka MATSUSHIGE 1032 01:38:50,251 --> 01:38:58,251 Keiko KITAGAWA 1033 01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:06,959 Takashi YAMANAKA 1034 01:39:37,043 --> 01:39:43,293 Chieko HARADA 1035 01:39:44,293 --> 01:39:50,668 Gaku HAMADA 1036 01:39:51,584 --> 01:39:59,584 Shiro ITO 1037 01:42:54,959 --> 01:42:59,793 © "The Hikita's Are Expecting!" Production Committee