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鄭旭翔現在要上場打擊了

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這幾年鬼神般的成績
讓他得到了日本職棒的注意

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而且不是一支球隊喔
是好幾支的日職…

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“這個瀏海配我這種強棒剛剛好”

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沒有啦，沒有那麼誇張啦

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“幫我剪一個…有沒有

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就是那種下一秒
就可以揮出全壘打的那一種”

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我想ㄧ下喔

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”啊不就想ㄧ下？”

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唉唷

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我是那種剪一刀算一刀的那種啊

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怎麼樣，這是你想要的感覺嗎？

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“就是”

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翔哥，有件事情一直想要跟你說

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你聽聽看就好了啦

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你是不是每次遇到壘上有人

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再加上兩好三壞的時候

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等球的姿勢都會有一點點…跑掉了

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手肘那邊要再縮回來一滴滴

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這樣子會比較好嗎？

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這一球打擊出去

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中外野方向落地，安打！

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球還滾到了全壘打牆邊

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中外野手現在撿到球，趕快回傳

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鄭旭翔還想要衝三壘，安全上壘！

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畜生，你要跑哪去？

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宰了他！

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是誰？

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生死由天

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接受命運

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操他媽的

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說中文

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還有一個呢？

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你幹嘛啊？

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媽的，不是他

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三局下半，一人出局
一壞球，沒有好球

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樂天隊1比0領先

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這一球投出

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找到他了嗎？他在哪裡？

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沒看到他

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實在是…

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太好喝了

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興哥

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權哥

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權哥他在百忙之中特別來上香

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也請興哥您在天之靈保佑權哥的…

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建設公司

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保佑權哥的建設公司

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生意蒸蒸日上、出入平安

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-喔
-喔

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阿泰啊

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聽說你的肚子被人捅三刀
來，我欣賞ㄧ下

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讓我看ㄧ眼

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-你在說什麼鬼？
-看一次十萬啦

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我有啦

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一處十萬，總共三十萬

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-喂，你在說什麼鬼啊？
-亂說什麼啊？

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北仔，這是什麼場合
你也差不多一點

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抱歉…是我不對

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失禮…

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歹勢…

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來…借過ㄧ下

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阿泰

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聽說你的老大
被人砍到鼻子都掉下來了

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但是看看你

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整個人都好好的

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辛苦了

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你的臉皮不是普通的厚

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這我朋友開的診所

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專治口臭

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嘴臭喔

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口臭喔？

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來，收起來…

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收起來

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三重

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王大陸啦！

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我不是王大陸…

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局長來了，你們在幹嘛？

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局長來了！

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好了啦

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都已經三天了

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怎麼會一點頭緒都沒有啊？

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對方專程找靠不到邊的泰國仔來

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意思很清楚啦

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偷渡跑掉啦

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這種的找不到了啦

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死無對證了啦

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你要說什麼就直接說

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直接說？

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直接說就直接開槍了

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做兄弟的，講話要藝術一點

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大興被幹掉了

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什麼人最高興？

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爽到什麼人？

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爽到什麼人？

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幹，你意思是說我自己殺死我大哥？

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阿泰，北海不是針對你

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你大哥事業很多，很多人想上位

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你如果要找凶手

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眼睛不能只看外面

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要小心自己人

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對…

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大興走是走了

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不過你們一起搞的那塊都更

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不會停下來吧？

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這件事拖久的話

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影響到上面的選舉，我們就麻煩大了

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大興他走的時候

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他有說什麼嗎？

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“幹

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幹你娘，塞你娘老雞掰”

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-“幹，幹你娘，塞你娘老雞掰”
-好了…

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你大哥啊

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每次到哪裡都帶著你

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從下個月開始

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大興的份

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就由你來交

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沒有問題吧？

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姐姐，妳頭皮有點紅
最近常熬夜喔？

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月底了，工作就做不完啊

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那妳要不要試試看我們新推出的

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靡莎玫瑰精油洗髮露，修護、保水…

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不用了，謝謝

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其實呢，我們是用兩千五百朵玫瑰
才煉出一毫升的精油

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不用了，謝謝

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請問還有哪裡需要加強？

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沒有，謝謝

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這裡妳負責的？

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洗加剪

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流氓喔？

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我們是“兄弟”啦

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每次有人叫我髮型助理

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說這樣講比較尊重

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可是髮型助理就洗頭妹啊

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直接叫我洗頭妹就好了

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流氓就流氓嘛

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所以呢？

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不剪頭就出去啦

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一堆流氓擠在這裡，誰敢進來

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哪裡需要加強？

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還有哪裡要加強？

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老大該不會是被這個

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煞到了？

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醜女

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請問今天要怎麼剪？

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簡單修一下喔？

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阿芬她

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還沒出師

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所以就由我來幫您服務

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妳有想清楚就好

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阿芬

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（鄭旭翔）

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妳都還沒有問我要剪一種

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剪一刀算一刀那種啊

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那天晚上謝謝

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我是真的來跟妳道謝的

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好喔

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以後如果有遇到什麼事情

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妳再賴我

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我是說妳要叫人，妳就賴我啦

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我為什麼要叫人啦？

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萬一妳有欠別人錢不想還

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或是

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半夜妳家樓上有人在一直在跳

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有人寄冥紙給妳

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不然就是妳前男友拍妳裸照

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威脅妳跟他做最後一次

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以上

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都可以賴我

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周杰倫

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都你啦，一直跟我講話！

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害我沒有辦法專心

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剛剛就跟你說
我是剪一刀算一刀的那種啊

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我是不是有講？

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我還講三遍

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我們這邊不收信用卡

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不會開發票

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也不可以留負評喔

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沒頭髮啊！

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這樣呢？

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起來…

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請照做

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起來啊

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-我們在跟你講話啦
-起來

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請照做

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三碗豬腳…

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買麵！買菜！

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買冬瓜！

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他媽的，吵什麼吵？

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你們整天只知道惹事生非

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你好

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我們在找殺我們大哥的人，長這樣

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想起什麼，打給我

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我是不會退錢的喔

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剪成這樣

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沒有保固嗎？

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妳買什麼？

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橙汁排骨

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妳愛吃橙汁排骨喔？

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沒有，只剩橙汁排骨

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怎麼這麼晚了還沒吃？

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對不起

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妳幹嘛跟我說對不起？

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對不起…

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我是魚仔

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魚仔

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高腳仔

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高腳仔

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布萊恩

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布萊恩，要用英文的念法

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高腳仔

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布萊恩

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布萊恩

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魚仔

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高腳仔

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布萊恩

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魚仔

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魚仔

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高腳仔

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布…

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布萊恩！

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高腳仔

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小魚仔

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大魚仔！

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你這次

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指定喔？

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妳叫什麼名字？

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幹嘛問？

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妳再給我亂剪，我就…

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好啦

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我叫阿芬啦

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你是不是流氓裡面
算比較有正義的那種？

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像那個陳浩南

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講這個很尷尬

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大家多多少少都做過一點壞事

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我就沒有啊

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妳沒殺過人喔？

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沒打過老師？

241
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沒在床上大便過嗎？

242
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,875
我只有走路不看路，看手機那種

243
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,833
我跟妳講，做兄弟沒有那麼簡單

244
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,666
只要每次出事，就要打電話叫人來喬

245
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,083
要是喬不好

246
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,041
只好叫小弟來抽籤

247
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,791
最倒楣的那個

248
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,833
就要犧牲十年、八年…

249
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,250
你們這種當老大的人真的很差

250
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,791
當人家的大哥
就是要把所有事情扛起來

251
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,208
才能叫做“大哥”

252
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:04,666
沒幫大哥背過黑鍋的小弟
是要怎麼升級，要怎麼當大哥？

253
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:08,041
我要是可以只幫老闆娘背黑鍋
就可以升設計師

254
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,416
那太簡單啦

255
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,583
我想升設計師

256
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,625
以後可以去連鎖上班的那種

257
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,041
不曉得要先剪幾百顆頭

258
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,958
長那麼漂亮也沒有用

259
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,166
這裡生意又不好，我又最菜

260
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,916
假人頭一顆超貴

261
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,416
我都洗了好幾年耶，洗…

262
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,500
魚仔、高腳仔、布萊恩

263
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,416
高腳仔、布萊恩、魚仔

264
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,875
布萊恩、高腳仔

265
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,875
布萊恩、高腳仔…

266
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,041
高腳仔、布萊恩…

267
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,125
阿娟

268
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,541
阿娟

269
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:14,708
我就愛這種的

270
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,916
閉嘴

271
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
找阿芬！

272
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,833
您今天想…

273
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,500
-隨便啦！
-找阿芬！

274
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,208
趕時間啦！

275
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,541
找阿芬啦！

276
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,500
謝謝阿芬姐，我就是愛這種

277
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,000
阿芬姐

278
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,083
謝謝阿芬姐，我就愛這種

279
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:05,041
弟弟啊

280
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:07,791
頭髮太長了喔

281
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,708
這樣不夠酷喔

282
00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:14,666
-小…小芬
-小芬姐

283
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,375
阿芬，出來

284
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,500
阿芬

285
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,583
-阿芬
-哪一個啊？

286
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,000
阿芬呢？

287
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,416
我說阿芬呢？

288
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,416
阿芬，出來

289
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,583
阿芬啊

290
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,250
-謝謝阿芬姐
-謝謝阿芬姐

291
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,416
我就愛這樣

292
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,666
這是我要的感覺

293
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,083
謝謝阿芬姐，我就愛這樣啦

294
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,625
要什麼刀應有盡有

295
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,750
從4.5吋到7吋的刀
我們這邊通通都有

296
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,583
最重要的是什麼？台灣製造

297
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,541
橙汁排骨

298
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,916
橙汁排骨

299
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,166
橙汁排骨

300
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,791
盡量像

301
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:22,666
我沒在跟你盡量的

302
00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,541
泰哥

303
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,416
我跟布萊恩討論過了

304
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,500
為了讓外面的人更怕我們

305
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:08,000
要不要我們把公司
最厲害的四大將湊一起

306
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,041
做個門面？

307
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,958
比如說啦

308
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,958
三蘆共興會四柱

309
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,750
龍、獅、虎、豹

310
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,416
幹你娘，四柱

311
00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:22,250
老大，你是龍

312
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,750
高腳仔就給他獅

313
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,958
我是虎

314
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,625
布萊恩就豹

315
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:31,125
以後我們四個人站出去，共興會四柱

316
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,416
龍柱、獅柱

317
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,375
虎柱、豹柱

318
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:37,333
豹柱？

319
00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:40,000
四柱以外，下面還有七門將

320
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,291
七門將就管十八銅人，用戰績說話

321
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:46,500
幹你娘，慢慢打，慢慢升上去

322
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,166
我要當龍

323
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,750
我大哥耶

324
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,208
我當龍啦

325
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:59,083
我要當龍，其他不要

326
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,041
給大哥當龍啦

327
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,583
我只要龍

328
00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:04,541
幹你娘，都改猴、雞、狗、豬啦

329
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,041
通通沒有龍啦

330
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,291
龍…我給你龍

331
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:09,541
老闆

332
00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:12,833
-兩個雪花紅豆牛奶
-小芬姐…

333
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,541
阿芬姐，來…這兒

334
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,166
阿芬姐，來…

335
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,083
來這裡坐

336
00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:20,291
不用啦，她們還在等我買回去

337
00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:22,083
沒關係，融化了的比較好吃

338
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:23,708
來啦…

339
00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:24,833
好啦

340
00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:26,416
喬好了…快點

341
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,083
讚的…

342
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,375
幹，很好吃耶

343
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,791
多吃一些

344
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:33,583
對…很好吃，很營養

345
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,333
這布丁顧身體

346
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,291
多吃一點…很甜

347
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:39,750
你們出來吃飯都帶這麼多人喔？

348
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,166
沒有啦，就砍泰哥的人還沒抓到
大家都在加班啦

349
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:46,041
太膽小了吧，現在白天耶

350
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,500
你的頭為什麼不給我剪？

351
00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,333
這樣…

352
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:01,500
怎樣？

353
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:02,916
這樣剛好啦

354
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,375
阿芬姐，妳等一下幫我大哥
剪一個比較凶的

355
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,208
我們晚上用得到

356
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:11,416
阿芬姐，妳知道
為什麼做兄弟的都愛刺青嗎？

357
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:15,916
因為每次兩邊砍來砍去

358
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,041
到處都是斷手斷腳

359
00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,458
大家都跪在地上找自己的手

360
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,916
如果你有刺青，才不會撿錯啦

361
00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:24,833
拼圖這樣

362
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:26,583
拼圖

363
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,000
他講得比較誇張

364
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,541
什麼誇張？我哪有誇張？

365
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,583
魚哥

366
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,416
來，第一次

367
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:37,958
第二次

368
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:40,458
第三次！

369
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:43,500
魚哥…

370
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,791
不用擔心啦

371
00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:47,250
今天我們一定送他到墓地

372
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,666
妳知道北海有多過分嗎？

373
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:06,000
來店裡摸奶不付錢就算了

374
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:09,708
那天還帶很多弟弟來店裡傳染性病

375
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,833
很多小姐都沒健保

376
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,125
每種性病都有，多麻煩

377
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:16,791
我今天晚上一定要剁一根老二

378
00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,583
-是誰的我就不知道啦
-幹

379
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,416
你很凶耶

380
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,250
你就這樣去啊

381
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:48,541
有業績的叫小姐
沒業績的叫做阿嬤啦

382
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:49,708
阿嬤啦！

383
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,583
我全身被摸透透，誰要給我錢啊？

384
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,958
真的是不要臉的，搓奶還欠錢

385
00:29:57,041 --> 00:29:58,791
我沒有勃起是要怎麼付錢？

386
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,208
我跟你說，真的是不要臉

387
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,083
不要只是笑啦

388
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,625
你又知道我在笑什麼？

389
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,541
你是老大

390
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,375
黑社會這隻呢

391
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:27,458
你應該帶阿芬姐去參觀你的事業體

392
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:30,666
看賭場，證明你日進斗金

393
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,416
釣蝦場

394
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,208
全程有機養殖，注重健康

395
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,250
一天丟一具屍體

396
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,250
最後，重點來了

397
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,083
你送阿芬姐回家的路上

398
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:44,958
我們會派幾個兄弟…
當然臉要遮住

399
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:47,166
衝出來打死你！

400
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:57,916
不失妙計

401
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,833
大哥說不失妙計

402
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:04,041
然後我跟你說喔，不過你不能太厲害

403
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:05,625
你一定要受一點傷

404
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:08,625
這樣阿芬姐才會帶你回家

405
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:10,125
塗塗貼貼

406
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,541
抹來抹去，然後你就…

407
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,875
摸來摸去

408
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,166
摸來摸去

409
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,791
接下來，躲去廁所，把這罐喝下去

410
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,041
不是都說吃藍色那顆？

411
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:24,916
用喝的吸收快十倍啦

412
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,916
虎頭蜂天然配方

413
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,208
不含阿斯匹靈，沒摻類固醇

414
00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:32,125
喝完後十分鐘一定要射出來

415
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,458
如果沒射出來，一禮拜睡不著

416
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:37,458
一禮拜睡不著之後
會連續睡一禮拜

417
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:40,166
還會一邊夢遺，一邊夢遊

418
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,291
很恐怖

419
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,333
你說什麼？

420
00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:45,583
一邊夢遺，一邊夢遊

421
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:48,291
幹，這什麼啦？

422
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:10,083
阿泰，開賭場、開酒店

423
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,416
恐嚇、勒索、綁架、剁手指

424
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,875
我都聽你的

425
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,000
但把妹

426
00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:22,416
三重柯震東

427
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,208
你約阿芬吃飯喔

428
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,083
不要裝闊

429
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,416
要去稍微有氣質一點的地方

430
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,416
信義誠品六樓

431
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:40,291
吃飯的時候

432
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,791
什麼話都不要說

433
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,750
你的眼睛除了她眼睛以外的地方

434
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:45,958
都不要看

435
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:48,916
“我無法停止看妳”

436
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,708
-什麼…什麼妳？
-噓

437
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:52,291
噓

438
00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,291
小孩約會喔，才是什麼看電影

439
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,708
湯姆熊夾娃娃、麥當勞摸來摸去的

440
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,458
大人吃完飯

441
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,958
就是一起睡覺

442
00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,708
對啦，一定要睡一下

443
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,708
但是第一次一起睡覺喔

444
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,750
不要帶人家去有奇怪椅子的地方啦

445
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,125
你就跟阿芬說

446
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,041
“身為一個大哥

447
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,291
不能輕易讓別人知道我住在哪裡

448
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,500
但如果有一天

449
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,625
我真的不幸被人家捅進醫院

450
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,250
家裡那些花花草草

451
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,166
還是希望有人可以澆水

452
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,541
妳…

453
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,500
可以…

454
00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:33,875
幫我這個忙嗎？”

455
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,583
“幫我這個忙”

456
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,000
阿芬跟你回家之後

457
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,083
要幹什麼就幹什麼

458
00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,458
大哥，這不用我教了吧？

459
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:48,375
-我幹過的馬子比你…
-然後在肚臍下面貼一片這個

460
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,541
上個月德國最新科技

461
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,958
皮下傳達

462
00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:53,833
不傷肝、不傷腎

463
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,625
藥效可以持續到黏性完全沒有為止

464
00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,583
-萬一撕下來…
-馬上軟掉

465
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,166
呃…不撕下來呢？

466
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,125
對方軟腳啦

467
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,541
很猛耶

468
00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:16,583
妳覺得的…跟我覺得的

469
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:18,666
有一樣嗎？

470
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,333
就是這樣，不然還會哪樣啦？

471
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,416
晚上有沒有空？

472
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:27,583
要一起去看棒球嗎？
順便來我家澆水

473
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,541
你怎麼知道我很愛棒球？

474
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,250
你看

475
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,916
我是鄭旭翔的萬年腦粉耶

476
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,125
我跟你說，他從打第一場球賽

477
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,625
我就一路收集剪報，收集到現在

478
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,375
我一定是全世界最愛他的人

479
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,708
而且我跟你說
我有發現他一個小小的缺點

480
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:49,541
可是我又不敢寫明信片告訴他

481
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:53,958
不行，我今天要跟男朋友打工耶

482
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:59,375
好煩喔，我好久沒有去看現場了

483
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,875
你知道我這個人從來不吃爆米花
那個爆米花那麼肥…

484
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:07,625
我今天要跟男朋友打工…

485
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,750
這個蜥蜴人他吃人

486
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,583
但是他具有高科技

487
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,750
他具有特別的能力，所以他能夠…

488
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,416
幹你娘，蜥蜴人耶

489
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,041
其實這都要算在阿努納奇頭上

490
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,958
一直都是阿努納奇的人在搞鬼

491
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,500
你深層政府啊？

492
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,750
都美國

493
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,250
所以才一直在吵課綱啦

494
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,166
課本根本就是集體洗腦啊

495
00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:34,125
就是這個蜥蜴人
妳別覺得他那麼殘暴

496
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,208
他們處於比我們人類高一個等級的

497
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,291
換我

498
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,541
各位觀眾

499
00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:44,083
門清，一摸三

500
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:47,250
大四喜，湊一色，碰碰胡

501
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:50,333
花槓，莊家連六拉六

502
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,000
一百台就好，不用太多啦

503
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,250
一百台

504
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,958
這個五筒扮四筒

505
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,250
又在學電影

506
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,708
這個兩萬扮三萬啊

507
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,000
幹，兩萬怎麼變三萬啊？

508
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,875
-這樣也可以？
-幹

509
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:19,833
死定了你

510
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:23,500
今天阿伯又怎麼了？

511
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,125
又在打手槍

512
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:29,083
阿伯，你這樣我要剁你老二喔

513
00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:32,000
不要…打電話給他女兒
讓她接他回去

514
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,333
老大…

515
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,083
這兩隻要怎麼辦？

516
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:52,958
你們吃飽了沒？

517
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,083
不是啦

518
00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,958
這兩隻詐賭

519
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:03,250
大哥意思是打一頓粗飽啦

520
00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:11,125
治安的破口啊

521
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:17,541
阿泰，幾根？

522
00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,541
-什麼幾根？
-剁幾根啦？

523
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,583
6、6、6，18啦

524
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,041
18除以2

525
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:34,916
八根？

526
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,125
好像不是

527
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,291
當然不是啊

528
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:38,791
18就是10跟8啦

529
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:43,166
你八根，你十根

530
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:46,166
除以二是九啦，一人九根啦

531
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:49,250
-對不起…
-你說什麼？

532
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,291
老大說一是一，說18就18啦

533
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,458
剁！

534
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:00,666
瘋子喔

535
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:04,791
拉好…

536
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,750
笑死

537
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,750
喂，夠了啦！

538
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,625
歡迎下次再度光臨

539
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:39,875
小心喔

540
00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:41,083
手給我

541
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,166
你等一下要不要一起去啊？

542
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,500
不用啦，你們去啦

543
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:47,875
載女生騎慢一點喔

544
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:48,875
再見

545
00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,041
妳幹嘛？

546
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,333
妳幹嘛？生氣喔？

547
00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,791
比你說的晚很多耶

548
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:08,291
就後來加碼去夜唱啊
家聚都這樣續的

549
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,833
你要去就去，幹嘛不帶我一起？

550
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:14,083
妳跟他們又沒有話題

551
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:20,083
你剛剛載的那女生是誰？

552
00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:23,833
我的直屬啊

553
00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:26,250
直屬？

554
00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,916
什麼意思？屬下啊？

555
00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:31,541
就新來的學妹裡面

556
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,291
被我直接負責的那一個啊

557
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:36,166
拜託，我剛沒有送她回宿舍

558
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,041
已經算是我服務不周到了好不好？

559
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,875
“直接負責的”

560
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,125
我只對妳負責好不好？

561
00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:59,250
-換你上班了啦
-好啦…

562
00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:01,500
有客人

563
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,500
95加滿

564
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,916
幹，阿芬姐啊

565
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,500
-小芬姐
-是你們

566
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:11,750
我直屬啦

567
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:13,875
阿芬姐啊

568
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,708
這妳的…

569
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,333
這我男友

570
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,583
大學生喔？

571
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:19,875
是研究所

572
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,333
研究所有什麼了不起？

573
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,750
研究所的啦

574
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:25,916
加個賴

575
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,125
有事來找我

576
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,625
我是布萊恩

577
00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:31,416
要用英文的念法

578
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,625
-再見
-再見

579
00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:36,958
我們走！

580
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:50,916
喂，高腳仔哥

581
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,041
你想不想知道

582
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:57,166
殺你大哥的那個泰國仔住哪裡啊？

583
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:06,083
準備五個人，東西都備著

584
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,583
頭抬起來，幹

585
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,125
來，站好

586
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,375
老大！

587
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:19,333
老大，這邊

588
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,916
阿伯，沒你的事，進去啦

589
00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,416
戒了啦

590
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:02,333
你是不是找人殺我？

591
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,916
我這邊開賓館
客人要做什麼不關我事

592
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,416
你不要算在我頭上

593
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,583
那泰國仔一住就好幾個月

594
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,916
你什麼時候做泰國仔生意的？

595
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:30,375
有錢難道你不賺？

596
00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:33,458
那幫泰國仔還見過誰？

597
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:36,083
你難道不知道
這種地方都是什麼人在進出？

598
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:37,750
那幫泰國仔已經給錢了

599
00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:39,291
還天天叫我的小姐

600
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,958
難道我要趕他們走嗎？

601
00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:44,625
大哥，不要跟他廢話啦

602
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,000
大哥

603
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,541
我…我下下禮拜才滿18

604
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,416
請給我一次機會

605
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,166
大哥

606
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,916
我下下個月滿43

607
00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,416
給我一個機會吧

608
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,458
家庭垃圾

609
00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:50,708
這邊不能丟家庭垃圾，你知道嗎？

610
00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,000
為什麼丟家庭垃圾？

611
00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:53,083
撿起來

612
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:54,958
媽的，垃圾撿起來

613
00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:56,208
給我撿起來

614
00:43:57,125 --> 00:43:58,166
撿起來

615
00:43:58,250 --> 00:43:59,166
不能丟垃圾

616
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,166
好了啦

617
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,916
高腳仔，不要生氣啦

618
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,500
我就跟你說阿東
是我以前跑路去深圳的朋友

619
00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:10,916
當時我被大圈仔壓在地上摩擦的時候

620
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,416
要不是他跳出來用嘴幫我擋一刀
我現在可能才小學六年級

621
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,333
你現在是怎樣啊？啊？

622
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,291
找對人就把他幹爆全家
找錯人也做做樣子嘛

623
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041
你在怕什麼？

624
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,750
你看看你自己在講什麼

625
00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:25,166
為什麼興哥死後是你當大哥啊？
為什麼？

626
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,250
你沒有要報仇的話，換人當

627
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,333
我沒說不報仇啊

628
00:44:33,416 --> 00:44:34,916
泰國仔住這裡

629
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,500
也不是他管得了的啊

630
00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:39,666
而且我跟你說
我昨天還有去觀音廟拜拜

631
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,166
再拜…

632
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,083
拜…

633
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:47,000
你真的要報仇？你只是想幹阿芬啦

634
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,291
再拜啊你！

635
00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:23,416
夜市旁邊那些都更啊
大家經營很久了

636
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,208
你一個，我一個，他一個

637
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,958
條件大家是不是要統一一下啊？

638
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:31,500
統一…

639
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,958
那邊的街坊鄰居我們都安撫十幾年了

640
00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:37,916
要怎麼換坪
興哥也是早早就處理好了

641
00:45:38,583 --> 00:45:40,791
我是覺得你們自己處理自己的就好了

642
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:42,333
阿泰啊

643
00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:46,833
你開的那些條件
我們之前的案子都要重談

644
00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:50,583
趕不上市長的選舉
大家壓力都很大

645
00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:52,041
對啊，阿泰啊

646
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,208
有時候不是你一個人的事

647
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:08,500
你會不會覺得
我大哥跟你大哥都快不行了啊？

648
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,000
到現在還在搞都更

649
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:13,541
有夠慢的，而且形象又差

650
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,125
但我大哥還是比你大哥好一點

651
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,833
起碼他把公司的帳交給我控

652
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:23,000
把它放到幣圈裡面炒一炒

653
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,000
槓桿一開

654
00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:28,083
翻了好幾倍

655
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,250
怎麼樣？有沒有興趣加個賴？

656
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,666
一起研究非同質化代幣啊

657
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:41,333
你們開這種不可靠的條件
就要擺平人家

658
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,916
做兄弟會被人看不起

659
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,916
就是有些人吃相太難看

660
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,041
要不是大興不在

661
00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,333
-哪輪得到你在這…
-很會講

662
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:53,666
殺大興的凶手找到了沒有？

663
00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:56,291
我跟你說啦

664
00:46:56,791 --> 00:47:00,416
大興就是因為手頭那塊都更的條件
跟別人不一樣

665
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,583
才會被殺掉

666
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:04,708
你現在是什麼意思？

667
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:06,666
不然就是妳

668
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,250
不然就是你

669
00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:12,500
不可能是我嘛

670
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:15,750
如果照電影演喔

671
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,458
是你嫌疑最大啦

672
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,250
阿泰

673
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,583
不然你整個案子六折賣給我

674
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:28,375
我自己從頭跟那些住戶談

675
00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,500
對耶

676
00:47:30,166 --> 00:47:31,791
我怎麼沒想到？

677
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,083
還是你的五折賣我？

678
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,458
五折？

679
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:40,208
五折算我一份喔

680
00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:50,500
-喂？
-大哥，出事了

681
00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:52,708
-大哥，釣到阿泰的人啦
-在我的場子啊？

682
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:53,875
小芬姐她的男朋友…

683
00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,833
-對啊，要打折嗎？
-誰的人啊？

684
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,000
就阿泰那邊啊

685
00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:58,958
就阿泰啊

686
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,416
大聲一點

687
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,000
-你說誰的人？
-說來話長啦

688
00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:05,208
他就說他認識阿泰下面那個布萊恩啊

689
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,125
欠你一次啦

690
00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:09,875
什麼叫欠我一次啦？

691
00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,208
慢走，不要跌倒啊

692
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,291
好好處理

693
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,916
要記得還啊，阿泰

694
00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:25,500
可惡

695
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,583
整個晚上都白忙一場了

696
00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:32,166
哥啊，你們一通電話就要我們放人

697
00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:34,500
-這樣太沒意思啦
-大哥…我在裡面

698
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:35,916
我在裡面，大哥

699
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:38,916
-人在裡面啦
-大哥

700
00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:43,291
大哥…我是真的被騙，大哥

701
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,125
我大哥，泰哥

702
00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:47,708
泰哥好

703
00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:51,583
布萊恩哥

704
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:53,541
泰哥

705
00:48:54,916 --> 00:48:55,750
阿國

706
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,333
泰哥

707
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:28,666
我…我真的不知道
那個女生有那麼多狀況

708
00:49:29,291 --> 00:49:30,916
我在交友軟體上面搜的啊

709
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,375
她自我介紹打成那樣
我以為配對上就沒問題啦

710
00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:36,666
哪知道我做到一半的時候

711
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,833
突然一堆亂七八糟的流氓
突然衝進來耶

712
00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,458
然後他們就說什麼她未成年

713
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:43,041
天啊

714
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,541
17歲就可以自主上床，我有查過啊

715
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:47,541
而且16歲就合法了，真的

716
00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:49,666
但他們就硬要說什麼…

717
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,250
她是他們集團旗下的妹，在重點培訓

718
00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:56,000
然後我跟她做愛
害他不能高價拍賣她的處女

719
00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:58,875
天啊…泰哥，她真的不是處女

720
00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:01,833
-她真的不是，我保證她真的不是
-谷歌一下仙人跳

721
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,625
第一頁維基百科啦

722
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:07,666
對…

723
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:11,333
我本來就懷疑是仙人跳，但…

724
00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:14,916
我怕我講了會被打得更慘，泰哥

725
00:50:16,041 --> 00:50:18,000
我常找阿芬剪頭髮

726
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,208
泰哥，我真的很對不起

727
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:27,250
我已經跟她講過很多次了
她真的沒有剪頭髮的天分

728
00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:31,208
而且我懷疑她是色盲
她每次都染那個亂七八糟的髮色

729
00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,125
-我都會罵她…
-這是我要的感覺

730
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,583
我也感覺不錯喔，泰哥

731
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,125
其實喔

732
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,833
我年輕的時候也跟你一樣

733
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,791
回想起四處射精的人生

734
00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:52,583
確實精采

735
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:56,583
我們做兄弟的

736
00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:59,500
有時候只幹一個女人

737
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:03,583
會被虧說裝痴情

738
00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:08,000
但是想想，有時候

739
00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:10,666
也失去很多

740
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:14,416
以前不覺得怎樣

741
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,875
但是現在對我來說，最重要的東西…

742
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,000
我跟你說那麼多幹嘛？

743
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:27,916
不會

744
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,416
我覺得你講得非常好

745
00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,458
真的

746
00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:37,916
就算今天晚上我在這裡被打死
也是我活該

747
00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:40,500
但是

748
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:43,666
我想要在死之前跟小芬說一句

749
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:46,875
“對不起，我愛妳

750
00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,041
如果可以

751
00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:52,416
我想和妳回到那天相遇

752
00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:54,500
讓時間停止…

753
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,833
那一場雨”

754
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:04,541
老大

755
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:06,625
你是A

756
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:09,625
叫他以後不准出現在阿芬姐面前

757
00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:11,333
還是B

758
00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,041
“請你以後好好保護阿芬姐

759
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,041
不能再亂來”？

760
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:18,916
B啦

761
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,416
大哥，我們做流氓的初心呢？

762
00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:23,666
什麼初心啦？

763
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:27,208
我們會做壞人
就是因為當好人不快樂啊

764
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:29,875
好，今天你是我們大哥

765
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:32,708
硬著頭皮裝好人，你說B就B

766
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,791
但是阿芬姐是大家的阿芬姐

767
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:37,375
她也是我的指定髮型設計師

768
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,458
我C啦

769
00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,208
我也C啦，幹

770
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,250
-幹，你們兩個在C什麼C啊？
-魚仔

771
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:49,458
那男的頭髮

772
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,375
不是阿芬剪的

773
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:56,166
頭髮

774
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:59,208
我不應該問妳這個沒讀書的好不好？
對不起

775
00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:01,000
幹，C

776
00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:04,666
對不起嘛，真的很對不起…

777
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,708
幹，敢欺負我的指定設計師？
哇操

778
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,333
-還躲啊？
-作惡多端…

779
00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:13,875
抓好，給我抓好

780
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:15,333
我要報警…

781
00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,500
-在幹嘛？
-欺善怕惡

782
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,125
在運動…

783
00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:25,458
看我把你打到變奈米

784
00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:34,666
那個阿國就是一時…

785
00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:37,000
各種卡到

786
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,333
妳跟他說，說我請他來家裡吃飯

787
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:42,333
媽媽煮過年拜拜那種，一下子就和好

788
00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:43,625
不可能啦

789
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:45,041
什麼不可能？

790
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,083
不試試看怎麼知道可不可能？

791
00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:48,791
就不可能嘛

792
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,125
妳是我生的，媽媽才跟妳說

793
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:57,041
人家阿國書讀那麼高

794
00:53:57,125 --> 00:54:00,791
什麼教授、什麼研究室
我們通通都不懂

795
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,208
不懂就要多體諒啊

796
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:05,291
不要一直在那吵吵吵吵
什麼沒有時間陪妳

797
00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:09,750
阿國說他研究生

798
00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:14,916
不適合跟我這種
只有高職畢業的在一起

799
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,291
說不會成長啦

800
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,708
幹，他說什麼？

801
00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:21,500
“不會成長”

802
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,541
-你不要偷聽啦！
-什麼不會成長？幹

803
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:26,166
妳以前為什麼不叫我好好唸書？
害我一直玩

804
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,833
就是要快樂成長啊
說什麼…

805
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,916
我現在就不快樂嘛！

806
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,083
妳三天前明明就快樂呀

807
00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,708
“快樂成長”

808
00:54:33,791 --> 00:54:35,416
-趙志豪！
-趙志豪！

809
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:39,833
快樂開門

810
00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:45,666
你找誰？

811
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,375
-快樂…
-您好，我找阿芬

812
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:56,208
趙懿芬

813
00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,500
怎麼在這啦？

814
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,583
還不是妳店裡那些歐巴桑說妳失戀

815
00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,208
我來報名啊

816
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,666
不好意思喔
我請問一下…

817
00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:20,625
阿泰哥

818
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,083
您是做什麼的？

819
00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:28,583
就一些大大小小人的事

820
00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:29,875
很複雜

821
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,791
-做兄弟
-黑社會

822
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:43,666
做兄弟喔

823
00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:47,041
一定有你不得已的苦衷啦喔？

824
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,041
身不由己

825
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,833
都是為非作歹的藉口

826
00:55:56,916 --> 00:55:59,375
其實每個行業都有每個行業的陰暗面

827
00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:01,750
做兄弟也不例外

828
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,041
電影上常常亂演

829
00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:06,416
以為我們每天都在殺人放火

830
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,125
其實我們都很認真地在賺錢啦

831
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:13,458
怎麼樣算很認真在賺錢啊？

832
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,458
-看看書啊
-是

833
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,166
研究一下刑法

834
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,833
-是
-就是無惡不作

835
00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,583
開開玩笑啦

836
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,916
那不好意思，阿姨再冒昧問一句

837
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,875
阿泰哥，你有沒有殺過人？

838
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,166
這禮拜還沒

839
00:57:15,791 --> 00:57:17,916
我做兄弟，第一

840
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,416
我不強姦

841
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,708
第二

842
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,166
我不賣假錶

843
00:57:25,666 --> 00:57:26,708
第三

844
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,583
我沒有送人去柬埔寨

845
00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:31,916
第四，我不幹大嫂

846
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,666
第五

847
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,375
我嫖妓不嫖王八蛋

848
00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:38,875
第六

849
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,958
我無法停止看妳

850
00:57:45,791 --> 00:57:47,208
阿芬以後跟我

851
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,708
不會讓你們沒面子

852
00:57:49,791 --> 00:57:51,541
我可以用我的老二來發誓…

853
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,000
我看這個阿泰喔

854
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,291
年紀輕輕就當上老大

855
00:57:57,958 --> 00:58:00,208
也算是黑社會裡頭很上進的

856
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,125
就他大哥之前突然被殺掉啦

857
00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:04,291
被他殺？

858
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:05,625
不是啦

859
00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,750
那天他自己差點也死掉了

860
00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:11,625
反正他們就殺來殺去
沒死掉就有機會當老大啊

861
00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,791
那他會不會突然死掉？

862
00:58:13,875 --> 00:58:15,208
他有在拜拜啦

863
00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:17,833
但他黑社會耶

864
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,125
妳不怕喔？

865
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,583
我也有在拜拜啦

866
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,000
是說喔

867
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:29,125
如果以後分手
會不會突然變恐怖情人啊？

868
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,916
黑社會如果變恐怖情人

869
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,583
應該比普通的恐怖情人更恐怖耶

870
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,416
這妳一定要注意

871
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:46,125
不然我們全家會被殺光光

872
00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:13,833
阿伯

873
00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:16,833
阿伯，你不要再打手槍了

874
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:18,916
有完沒完啊？

875
00:59:23,166 --> 00:59:24,666
等我當上大哥喔

876
00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:26,583
第一件事把這台破車換掉啦

877
00:59:27,166 --> 00:59:28,208
這台車

878
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,166
不要瞧不起它

879
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:34,041
打從我16歲進共興會開始

880
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,625
已經換了八次大哥了

881
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,416
八個死得都很有特色啦

882
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:42,875
有的被亂槍打死

883
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:45,958
有的被砍成碎片

884
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,291
還有一個從35樓活活地被丟下

885
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:54,083
但是

886
00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:58,458
沒有一個死在這台車上的

887
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,083
這台車喔

888
01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:02,875
可說是我們三蘆共興會的…

889
01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:08,708
你是哪裡畢業的？

890
01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:11,666
黑社會是要畢什麼業啦？

891
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:15,083
-考試都寫C
-欸，我也是都寫C耶

892
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:16,000
不過

893
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,041
我不是每一題都勾C喔

894
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:20,208
我只有不會的才勾C

895
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,333
你是什麼時候喜歡上我的啊？

896
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:32,625
喜歡就喜歡啊

897
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:35,166
但是我不知道自己喜不喜歡你

898
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,875
妳也拜託ㄧ下
我的行情也沒有比妳差

899
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,958
也有很多姑娘很愛我

900
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:47,833
每天照三餐排在我家樓下

901
01:00:47,916 --> 01:00:49,708
說我是她心目中的劉德華

902
01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,750
是喔？為什麼？

903
01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:53,666
-我唱歌很好聽啊
-說真的啦

904
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,416
我就真的唱歌很好聽啊

905
01:00:57,916 --> 01:00:59,583
還是我們等一下去做愛？

906
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,625
這樣子我就可以知道你是喜歡上我

907
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:04,166
還是只是喜歡上我

908
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,291
還是我們等一下去做愛？

909
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:08,791
做愛…

910
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,791
我也可以感覺看看

911
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:12,208
說不定其實我早就喜歡你了
但是我還沒有發現啊

912
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:14,208
做愛…

913
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:16,000
就跟韓劇演的一樣

914
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,291
做愛…

915
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,500
太快囉？

916
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:29,041
其實關於妳這個問題喔

917
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:34,166
身為一個身心健全的男性同胞

918
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,875
我…我當然期待這個美好時刻發生

919
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,541
尤…尤其又面對像妳這樣

920
01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:44,041
有傳統婦女美德的現代女性

921
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:47,000
我希望我們的第一次

922
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,791
能夠充滿活力

923
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,708
讓…

924
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:55,333
妳我之間都有一種

925
01:01:56,416 --> 01:01:58,291
賓至如歸的感受

926
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,166
如果可以的話

927
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,833
我希望妳可以再給我兩到三天的時間

928
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,500
-讓妳有一個最完美…
-我女生耶

929
01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,916
去死啦

930
01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:16,791
大哥

931
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,625
我是覺得喔

932
01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:20,875
你應該立刻

933
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,666
馬上…

934
01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:26,291
去幹阿芬姐

935
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,708
好啦，我C啦

936
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:37,958
黑社會有什麼了不起？

937
01:02:38,041 --> 01:02:40,250
我老命一條，今天就把它用掉

938
01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,416
-不是啊，伯父
-不是怎樣？

939
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,916
小芬剛剛說要跟我做愛

940
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,250
可是我覺得…

941
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,500
太快了，我只是要想一下

942
01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:49,833
她就跑走了
我也不知道該怎麼辦

943
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:53,125
-伯父可不可以讓我進去？我要幹…
-進去幹嘛…？

944
01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:55,416
-進去幹嘛？
-誰要跟你做愛啦？

945
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,625
謝謝伯父

946
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,625
（等一下）

947
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,250
（它是一個好雞雞嗎？）

948
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,791
（要看什麼定義吧）

949
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,375
（曾經它是一條無惡不作的雞雞
但…）

950
01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,125
（不會傳染奇怪的性病
給我女兒吧？）

951
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,708
（不會…）

952
01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,791
（等一下上去的時候）

953
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,666
（小力一點）

954
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,333
（不要把我女兒弄壞掉了）

955
01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,791
（我的座右銘正好是）

956
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,458
（柔中帶剛）

957
01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:38,041
（軟硬兼施）

958
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,291
（謝謝伯母）

959
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,500
上個月

960
01:04:19,583 --> 01:04:20,541
德國的

961
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,500
最新科技

962
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:50,166
哪有人這樣進人家家裡

963
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,916
說要做愛的啦？

964
01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:55,833
不然我們去外面？

965
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,083
我有認識很多

966
01:04:58,166 --> 01:04:59,708
有好玩椅子的地方

967
01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,875
你現在是怎樣啊？現在要我出去？

968
01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,666
我爸在樓下電視都故意開那麼大聲了

969
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:06,541
人家女生耶

970
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,375
哪有這麼好的爸爸啊？

971
01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,625
唉唷，等一下啦

972
01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:16,666
這裡…

973
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,291
這裡有一條線有沒有看到？

974
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208
沒有

975
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:21,958
-妳好香喔
-等一…

976
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:23,166
等一下啦，下去

977
01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,291
下去

978
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,125
退後

979
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:29,833
退後

980
01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:30,958
再退後

981
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:33,791
蹲下

982
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:35,208
蹲下

983
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:37,708
爬起來

984
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:40,833
等一下啦

985
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,833
我媽要我問你啦

986
01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:45,208
如果有一天我不要你了
你會不會變恐怖情人？

987
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:46,250
我現在就很恐怖

988
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,000
唉唷，你正經一點啦

989
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:49,708
如果有一天我不要你了

990
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:51,625
真的不可以把我全家殺光光喔

991
01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,458
知道嗎？

992
01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:00,166
不管過去

993
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:03,083
我有多少半套

994
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,875
全套

995
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:06,458
漫遊

996
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,166
胸推

997
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:09,833
冰火

998
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,291
毒龍

999
01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:12,541
跳跳糖

1000
01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,708
感謝祭

1001
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,125
大鍋炒

1002
01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,208
那幾天真的很好玩

1003
01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:24,333
一箭穿心

1004
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,291
螞蟻上樹

1005
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:28,000
觀音坐蓮

1006
01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,750
一切都過去了

1007
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,500
從今天開始

1008
01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,583
我的老二

1009
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,125
就是妳的老二

1010
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,500
我這一生

1011
01:07:01,958 --> 01:07:03,333
只督妳一人

1012
01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:16,750
緊張的時刻到了

1013
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,583
這一球投手準備投出

1014
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:19,875
打出去

1015
01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:20,875
還在飛

1016
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,041
炸裂了

1017
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,250
升天了

1018
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:26,416
我甲意配不起妳這款的感覺

1019
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:30,041
若是有機會讓妳來煞到我，妳敢嗎？

1020
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:33,666
愛妳的記號，我的胸口都刻妳的名

1021
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:37,750
過去愛的人太多
所以我半甲刺滿滿滿

1022
01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:41,333
我用力地呼吸，大口吐氣

1023
01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:44,500
在妳那邊來用力

1024
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:48,500
我來為妳充氣，當妳玩具

1025
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:51,458
就算我配不上妳

1026
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,541
我想要去那所在

1027
01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:59,291
門關起來，雙人的世界

1028
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:06,125
流出來不是眼淚，是我對妳的愛

1029
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,208
像這款的愛，不夠格我嘛都知

1030
01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:13,875
想要試跨麥，找機會督妳一擺

1031
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:17,875
我也是想要了解，體會看看

1032
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:20,875
把最好的都招待

1033
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,166
來…伯父…

1034
01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:24,708
這好東西啦

1035
01:08:24,791 --> 01:08:26,291
什麼都有…

1036
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:27,750
-來，我敬你，伯父
-來…

1037
01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:38,708
我偷偷摸摸派了人去了解妳的底細

1038
01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:42,041
沒想到妳也有在鍛鍊腰力

1039
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:46,250
不瞞妳說我也有按表操課，鍛鍊弟弟

1040
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,750
就讓我隨時隨地嘟A落起

1041
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:53,500
我只想催落去，在那車裡

1042
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,416
或者在車底，妳懂

1043
01:08:57,125 --> 01:09:00,833
我只想倒貼妳，用厚臉皮

1044
01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:03,625
震動妳森林，妳懂

1045
01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:06,791
我想要去那所在

1046
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:11,416
門關起來，雙人的世界

1047
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:17,708
流出來不是眼淚，是我對妳的愛

1048
01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:22,375
一生只督…妳一個

1049
01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:26,000
我只愛督…妳一個

1050
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:28,416
一生只督…

1051
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,625
如果我在學校被弄
我可以說我認識共興會龍柱阿泰嗎？

1052
01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:32,916
男子漢喔

1053
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,125
自己出的錯要自己處理

1054
01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,083
如果他們有一百多個人圍住我呢？

1055
01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:41,166
一定是你有做出什麼很奇怪的事啊

1056
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:44,125
就我說我認識龍柱阿泰，他們不信

1057
01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:46,500
一百多個人圍住我，打到你來為止

1058
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,250
你是用什麼口氣跟他們說的？

1059
01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:50,000
靠北，怎樣啦？

1060
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:52,875
來打架啊，我認識龍柱阿泰，幹！

1061
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,625
阿芬啊！

1062
01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:00,333
要幫忙洗碗嗎？

1063
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,875
你上次說只對我一個人好

1064
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,458
是真的嗎？

1065
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,083
當然是真的啊

1066
01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,625
除非有人拿槍指著我的頭

1067
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,333
命令我跟別的女人做愛

1068
01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:16,750
不然我這輩子只跟妳做愛

1069
01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:22,166
為什麼有人拿槍指著你的頭

1070
01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,125
你就會跟別的女生做愛啊？

1071
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:28,125
沒啦

1072
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:30,708
就算有人拿火箭炮指著我的頭

1073
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,750
命令我跟別的女生做愛

1074
01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,041
我也不會啦

1075
01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:38,541
白痴喔？

1076
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:41,125
你不做就會被砰掉的話
你當然得做啊

1077
01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:45,458
看著別人想著我你不會喔？

1078
01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:48,541
不然你要怎麼活著回來

1079
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,833
繼續對人家好？

1080
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,333
好

1081
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,166
到時候

1082
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,625
我一定會心不甘情不願地做

1083
01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:57,791
最後射的時候

1084
01:10:57,875 --> 01:10:59,916
絕對不會發自內心

1085
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,541
不可以真心喔

1086
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,416
絕對射得很假

1087
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,625
對不起

1088
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,125
阿姨多問一句

1089
01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,083
男生要怎麼樣…

1090
01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,333
才有辦法射得很假？

1091
01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:27,000
可以得到去日本挑戰的機會
我真的很開心

1092
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,958
我跟你講啦，阿翔現在去日本

1093
01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:30,541
一定很快被破解了啦

1094
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,583
對啊，哪有人30歲才去日本？

1095
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:35,500
一定是被就近研究
明年經典賽直接熄火

1096
01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,875
中職一條龍，日職就一條蟲啦

1097
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:39,333
30去日本怎樣啦？

1098
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:40,666
人家厲害不行喔？

1099
01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:43,791
我希望在日本的每一次揮棒

1100
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,041
我都可以不辜負我在台灣付出的一切

1101
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,416
阿芬

1102
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,250
不是要約會？

1103
01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:52,833
他們說他們也想要來看球啊

1104
01:11:53,458 --> 01:11:54,500
-阿芬姐
-阿芬姐

1105
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,583
你們平常是有在看棒球喔？

1106
01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:00,166
真的很好意思

1107
01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:05,083
大哥，非同質化代幣噱爆

1108
01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,583
你要不要猜我漲幾倍？

1109
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:07,666
你不要整天搞那些啦

1110
01:12:07,750 --> 01:12:11,208
等你當大哥
看你要幹嘛就幹嘛

1111
01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:12,958
你不死，我怎麼當大哥啊？

1112
01:12:13,041 --> 01:12:15,125
-呸…
-呸…

1113
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:16,375
我跟你說

1114
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,458
我真的很難死

1115
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:20,416
我覺得我會活到100多歲

1116
01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:29,291
你不當流氓的話會不會餓死？

1117
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:30,791
怎樣啦？

1118
01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:32,958
開始嫌棄我了？

1119
01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,583
不是啊，你不當大哥
也還是可以跟大家一起出來

1120
01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:38,625
我也還是會幫大家剪頭髮啊

1121
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:41,166
阿芬姐，妳不要這樣想啦

1122
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,833
今天是這樣喔

1123
01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:46,833
我們三重有一間店
被幾個瘋子衝出來砸店

1124
01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:48,750
打到一蹋糊塗

1125
01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:50,583
我們好幾個小姐都受傷

1126
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,875
-我們差點…
-差點就是沒有

1127
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:57,458
死色鬼，撞什麼啦？

1128
01:12:57,541 --> 01:12:59,416
那麼凶幹嘛啦？你黑道喔？

1129
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,833
-怎樣？兄弟，怎樣？
-你混哪裡的？

1130
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:04,291
職棒都被你們弄髒了，滾啦

1131
01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:05,291
要簽回家簽啦

1132
01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,000
-你囂張什麼啦？
-你混哪裡的？

1133
01:13:08,833 --> 01:13:11,708
來啦，黑道打人啊

1134
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:16,916
職棒都被你們弄髒了

1135
01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:19,916
-滾啦
-滾回去

1136
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:21,458
給我滾

1137
01:13:21,541 --> 01:13:22,833
黑道看什麼球啦！

1138
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:24,083
要簽回家簽啦！

1139
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:26,458
滾啦！

1140
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:31,708
要簽回家簽啦！

1141
01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,875
阿芬姐，我告訴妳喔

1142
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:43,000
妳真的會嚇到整個奶罩都飛起來

1143
01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:44,875
求婚喔？

1144
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,708
警告你們，我是不會答應的

1145
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,083
阿芬姐，抱歉

1146
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,958
我要回家了

1147
01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:52,916
不要啦…

1148
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,250
阿芬姐，很好玩的啦，快點啦

1149
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,625
走…

1150
01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,416
阿芬姐來啦

1151
01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,833
泰哥，什麼啦？

1152
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,541
大嫂你也敢摸？

1153
01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:59,125
大嫂，妳好，鄭旭翔報到

1154
01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:02,708
驚不驚喜？意不意外？

1155
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,041
泰哥，我跟你說喔

1156
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:13,708
我從日本回來如果沒事情做

1157
01:15:13,791 --> 01:15:16,000
你要收我當小弟

1158
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,916
鄭旭翔跟我從小到大的朋友啦

1159
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,958
鄭旭翔…

1160
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,541
新的…

1161
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,958
最新的簽名球

1162
01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:02,375
就是有你們這種人，職棒才沒人看

1163
01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:08,166
就是有你們這種人，職棒才沒人看

1164
01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:09,291
妳說什麼？

1165
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,500
小聲點，大嫂開示在吵什麼？

1166
01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:19,125
就是有你們這種人，職棒才沒人看！

1167
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:21,791
我都忘了我最討厭你們這種人了

1168
01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,416
要賭自己賭死就好了

1169
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,458
不要來糟蹋棒球啦，幹！

1170
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,833
沒有啦，大嫂

1171
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,958
泰哥跟我已經…

1172
01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:33,625
-認識很久…
-還有你

1173
01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:36,666
我真的很後悔

1174
01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:42,333
阿芬姐，今天是鄭大哥

1175
01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:45,125
那個球團告別慶功結束趕過來

1176
01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:46,916
跟大家續攤的

1177
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,333
很特別耶

1178
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:51,541
特別爛

1179
01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:08,500
妳在幹嘛？

1180
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:12,333
我愛錯人很丟臉行不行？

1181
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:15,458
回去啦，他們也是想讓妳開心

1182
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,166
我忘了你是流氓耶

1183
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:19,208
大家都很怕你，我也好怕喔

1184
01:17:22,416 --> 01:17:23,541
我跟妳講最後一次

1185
01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:25,208
鄭旭翔是我學弟

1186
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,208
我們從很久以前就認識了

1187
01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:28,500
他現在要去日本

1188
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,791
是不可以跟他一起喝酒嗎？
不可以嗎？

1189
01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:31,916
可以啊

1190
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:33,875
就趕快去啊

1191
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,166
你去啊

1192
01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:41,208
-怎樣啦？
-回去啦

1193
01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:43,333
不回去讓你很丟臉是不是？

1194
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:45,625
打我啊

1195
01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:47,458
打啊，你打啊

1196
01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,541
來喔，大家來看喔

1197
01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:57,041
這裡有流氓

1198
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,583
打110報警抓流氓

1199
01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:00,500
來啊，來看啊

1200
01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:03,416
這裡有顆醜到不行的頭，妳剪的啦

1201
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:16,916
請問…

1202
01:18:19,666 --> 01:18:21,666
-還有哪裡需要加強…
-沒救了啦

1203
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,958
對不起，不用回去啦

1204
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:52,875
我跟妳走啦

1205
01:18:57,916 --> 01:18:58,750
先生

1206
01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,208
我要報警

1207
01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:33,083
春雨像彼齣過去的夢

1208
01:19:33,166 --> 01:19:36,416
有心人故意乎淋

1209
01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:40,666
已經嘸願擱在期待

1210
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:43,458
傷心人無目屎

1211
01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:46,916
總是阮多情啦

1212
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,833
甲呢軟心肝

1213
01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:57,166
這無奈的感情才會無來無煞

1214
01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:01,875
到擔算來十外冬

1215
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:05,541
等待花蕊也袂紅

1216
01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:08,000
原諒多情的我

1217
01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:11,708
愈想越嘸願

1218
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:16,125
再會啦，心愛的無緣的人

1219
01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:19,708
若無愛石頭嘛無採工

1220
01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:26,583
過去像一齣憨人的故事，無聊的夢

1221
01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:30,666
再會啦，心愛的無緣的人

1222
01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:34,291
六月的茉莉遐呢仔香

1223
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:38,833
祝福妳親像春天的花蕊…

1224
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,208
謝謝

1225
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,625
…遐呢仔紅

1226
01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:43,625
我一定會好好努力的

1227
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,583
妳要保重喔

1228
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:49,500
妳是在哭什麼啦？

1229
01:20:57,583 --> 01:21:01,250
再會啦，心愛的無緣的人

1230
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,958
哥哥，你今天狀況很不好耶

1231
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:09,708
我的老二

1232
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,625
已經不是我的老二了

1233
01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:16,125
再會啦，心愛的無緣的人

1234
01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:19,750
六月的茉莉遐呢仔香

1235
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:25,500
祝福妳親像春天的花蕊

1236
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:33,000
遐呢仔紅

1237
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,125
不要理他

1238
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,583
渣男

1239
01:21:44,125 --> 01:21:45,125
我是九號芬妮

1240
01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,291
-喜歡的話，下次可以找我
-謝謝

1241
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:49,833
阿芬姐

1242
01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:18,875
小力一點好不好？

1243
01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:23,458
我沒有打過假球

1244
01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:25,291
不就好棒棒？

1245
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:26,916
真的好了不起喔

1246
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,208
掌聲鼓勵一下啊

1247
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:39,458
猴子最近是不是跌很慘呀？

1248
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:45,041
安啦，你看我最近在弄這個

1249
01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:53,750
唉唷，騷操作耶

1250
01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:58,750
還是我們出來自己弄？
你覺得怎麼樣？

1251
01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:15,916
泰哥

1252
01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:18,000
他以前是我球隊的學長

1253
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,375
明明就打得很爛

1254
01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:21,666
硬要當隊長

1255
01:23:37,416 --> 01:23:40,041
他明明球就打得很爛
他硬要當隊長

1256
01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:42,541
當隊長就要打第四棒啊

1257
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:46,000
妳知道他為了打第四棒，延畢兩年耶

1258
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,458
真的有夠丟臉

1259
01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:51,541
每次比賽一輪到他就會熄火

1260
01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,916
根本就沒有辦法串連啊

1261
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,333
他其實知道大家都很賭爛他

1262
01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:58,416
他沒有要改

1263
01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:59,916
還隨便找藉口

1264
01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:02,875
叫我們光屁股跑操場

1265
01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:04,416
從半夜跑到白天

1266
01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,083
一、二！

1267
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:09,583
從現在開始

1268
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:13,666
帶領大家到全國冠軍

1269
01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:18,583
就是我阿泰人生唯一目標！

1270
01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:22,291
沒拿到冠軍之前喔

1271
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,791
我是不會死的啦

1272
01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:26,833
-好不好？
-他就在那邊講幹話

1273
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:28,916
我們也才16歲

1274
01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:32,208
根本就很難死嘛

1275
01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:36,250
有一次啊

1276
01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:38,666
我們隊上有一個守二壘的

1277
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,250
頭腦壞掉，在外面闖禍

1278
01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:43,583
結果一堆兄弟

1279
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,458
拿著傢伙進來要打人

1280
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:47,875
教練竟然嚇到躲起來

1281
01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:50,250
我們整個傻眼
靠，現在怎麼辦？

1282
01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:02,791
壞球…

1283
01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:04,916
壞球！

1284
01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:10,750
結果泰哥超硬

1285
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:13,791
他一個人拿著球棒

1286
01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:14,708
衝到最前面

1287
01:25:14,791 --> 01:25:16,666
一口氣就幹掉好幾個

1288
01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:19,000
那個時候我們才發現

1289
01:25:19,916 --> 01:25:22,166
泰哥是打人的第四棒

1290
01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:27,458
我們看了以後全炸啦

1291
01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:28,375
拜託…

1292
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,083
我們是球隊的

1293
01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,791
每一天重量訓練、折返跑

1294
01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:34,541
每一個人體格都很好，好不好？

1295
01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:36,416
我們就開始學泰哥

1296
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:39,000
人手一支球棒，看到人就幹

1297
01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:02,333
後來

1298
01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:04,666
事情就鬧大啦

1299
01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:07,833
泰哥就說

1300
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,125
他是隊長

1301
01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,208
出事情

1302
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:15,208
當然是他要扛啊

1303
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,250
我，我打的

1304
01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,291
就我一個，我一個打十個

1305
01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:22,041
可是他們說
整支球隊都有下去參與耶

1306
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:23,083
是我，我的殘影

1307
01:26:23,166 --> 01:26:24,291
看好喔

1308
01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:38,333
很快吧？我的殘影

1309
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:42,666
然後他就被學校退學了

1310
01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:44,375
從現在開始

1311
01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:46,583
什麼火力中斷啊

1312
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,791
沒辦法串連

1313
01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,250
都是藉口啦

1314
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:55,250
笑一下好不好？

1315
01:26:59,541 --> 01:27:01,250
全國啦，好不好

1316
01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:02,625
全…

1317
01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,250
全國

1318
01:27:06,791 --> 01:27:08,625
就交給大家了

1319
01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:23,666
再後來聽到他的消息

1320
01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:26,125
他已經去做兄弟

1321
01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:30,833
我職棒打了13年

1322
01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:34,000
這13年以來

1323
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,208
泰哥一直在外面放話

1324
01:27:39,041 --> 01:27:41,708
他說誰敢約我喝一滴酒

1325
01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:43,416
不管是多大的角頭

1326
01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:45,833
他都一定會衝過來

1327
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:47,875
處理ㄧ下

1328
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:54,000
泰哥有一陣子跑路到深圳去待了兩年

1329
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,708
那天可能你沒聽清楚

1330
01:27:57,291 --> 01:27:59,208
今天我剛好有帶翻譯來

1331
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:02,041
他真的把一個海線的角頭

1332
01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:04,041
打到住院

1333
01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,666
當年那個…

1334
01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:11,791
守二壘

1335
01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:13,791
頭腦壞掉的王八蛋

1336
01:28:15,125 --> 01:28:16,125
就是我

1337
01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:21,916
我今天可以清清白白地去日本挑戰

1338
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:24,250
我都要謝謝泰哥

1339
01:28:26,916 --> 01:28:28,125
可以的話

1340
01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,916
我想要還他一個…

1341
01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,041
好老婆

1342
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:29,458
你每次遇到壘上有人

1343
01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:31,083
再加上兩好三壞

1344
01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:32,916
等球的姿勢都有點跑掉

1345
01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:35,833
手肘那邊要縮回來一點

1346
01:29:35,916 --> 01:29:37,041
知道嗎？

1347
01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,250
-有嗎？
-有

1348
01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:42,375
喔

1349
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,250
到底找我幹嘛啦？

1350
01:30:20,875 --> 01:30:22,250
幹，你尿尿喔？

1351
01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:26,458
什麼爛大哥、髒大哥

1352
01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:32,083
你要不要看一下你自己啦？

1353
01:30:32,166 --> 01:30:33,916
公司生意也沒在管

1354
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,250
誰殺了興哥你也不在乎

1355
01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:37,750
還到處尿尿

1356
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:39,541
被阿芬甩掉之後

1357
01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:42,125
-就變一個廢物啦
-是分手

1358
01:30:43,541 --> 01:30:46,000
阿芬那種等級的
每家店都一堆

1359
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:47,583
一個晚上八千

1360
01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:50,250
一萬

1361
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:52,625
頂多一萬二好不好？

1362
01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:54,875
她認真的時候

1363
01:30:54,958 --> 01:30:56,333
起碼有十萬

1364
01:30:56,416 --> 01:30:58,500
你只是突然遇到良家婦女
在那邊暈船而已

1365
01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,041
拜託，你是大哥耶

1366
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,500
做大哥哪有什麼好的？

1367
01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:03,708
你要的話

1368
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,375
給你做龍

1369
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:13,208
我說

1370
01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:14,958
從今天開始

1371
01:31:15,041 --> 01:31:16,583
公司就是你的責任

1372
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:20,458
你想把公司的錢拿去買什麼幣
你的事啦

1373
01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:23,916
你如果輸光光
你就自己去跟兄弟們跪

1374
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,958
說什麼？

1375
01:31:29,041 --> 01:31:30,416
誰…誰說要當大哥？

1376
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,458
高腳仔

1377
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,875
有一件事情

1378
01:32:29,666 --> 01:32:31,166
你知道就好

1379
01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:37,250
其實那天晚上

1380
01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:41,250
那些泰國仔

1381
01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:45,541
幹，十幾個人
每個人刀子都這麼長

1382
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,166
看到真的會軟腳

1383
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:53,833
興哥他…

1384
01:33:06,708 --> 01:33:08,666
走啦，我是老大耶

1385
01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:10,875
我幹過他媽的是龍穴

1386
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:13,833
-我…我也想幹龍穴
-你沒大沒小

1387
01:33:13,916 --> 01:33:15,208
你老子

1388
01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:21,500
大哥，你朋友嗎？

1389
01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:25,666
幹你娘…

1390
01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:27,416
-大哥，快跑
-塞你娘老雞掰

1391
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,166
興哥他…

1392
01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,041
把我推出去

1393
01:33:36,541 --> 01:33:37,875
自己從後面跑掉

1394
01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:44,250
我們做小弟的替大哥死

1395
01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:46,041
也只是剛好而已

1396
01:33:47,416 --> 01:33:49,291
但是被大哥推出去

1397
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,208
我不知道

1398
01:33:54,375 --> 01:33:56,041
可能我比較膽小吧

1399
01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:01,666
我過不去

1400
01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:08,375
你真以為你現在是大哥喔？

1401
01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:26,208
我還以為你今天單獨約我

1402
01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:30,375
是要跟我承認興哥是你殺的

1403
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,250
幹，我那天差點死掉耶

1404
01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:37,916
你肚子插三刀
三刀剛好沒中要害

1405
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,791
這你跟大家講，大家會信啊？

1406
01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:41,500
我…

1407
01:34:42,875 --> 01:34:44,125
我是因為你才信的啦

1408
01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:47,291
你也不是不知道我以前
這裡也被插一刀，這裡也被插一刀啊

1409
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,208
我的胃可能就這麼小，插不中要害嘛

1410
01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:51,291
-肚子又不只有胃
-你又知道？

1411
01:34:56,541 --> 01:34:57,791
你以後不當大哥

1412
01:34:58,375 --> 01:34:59,625
要幹嘛？

1413
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:04,583
我要回去幹阿芬

1414
01:35:08,916 --> 01:35:12,500
以後我要是在好市多被插隊
你要來救我

1415
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:13,625
我才不要

1416
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,541
布萊恩說當大哥很容易死

1417
01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:17,041
你去死，我還不要死

1418
01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:18,500
你不是要當龍？

1419
01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:20,833
-你先去死啊
-我還不想死啊

1420
01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:24,416
-棺材…我棺材都幫你買好了
-我才不要，你去當…

1421
01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:26,208
什麼啊？

1422
01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:36,375
不好意思，受人之託

1423
01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,583
幹你娘

1424
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:40,166
高腳仔，你會怕死嗎？

1425
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,125
放心啦，不會推你出去

1426
01:36:34,625 --> 01:36:35,666
他們誰派來的？

1427
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:36,791
我怎麼知道？

1428
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:57,666
走…

1429
01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,708
高腳仔

1430
01:38:06,791 --> 01:38:07,875
今天晚上

1431
01:38:09,250 --> 01:38:10,875
我一定帶你出去

1432
01:40:02,458 --> 01:40:04,458
阿泰…

1433
01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:07,166
幹，你也太強了吧？

1434
01:40:07,250 --> 01:40:10,333
我有聽說過你很難死
哪裡知道你真的這麼難死耶

1435
01:40:15,708 --> 01:40:17,375
高腳仔，對不起

1436
01:40:17,958 --> 01:40:20,208
我大哥還是很想要那個都更

1437
01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,750
所以得麻煩你們今天死在這

1438
01:40:32,041 --> 01:40:33,333
但我還是想問耶

1439
01:40:33,958 --> 01:40:36,333
我們這麼投緣
你真的不跟我合作？

1440
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,291
我也只是開玩笑的

1441
01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:57,083
權哥

1442
01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,416
差不多囉

1443
01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:22,291
我他媽就不信

1444
01:41:40,416 --> 01:41:42,416
好，幫你們做一個非同質化代幣

1445
01:41:48,083 --> 01:41:52,333
（你有沒有看到觀世音菩薩？）

1446
01:41:54,375 --> 01:41:58,666
（阿芬就是我的觀世音菩薩）

1447
01:42:01,916 --> 01:42:04,708
（你不是說要帶我出去？）

1448
01:42:04,791 --> 01:42:06,750
（你龍柱耶）

1449
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,375
（我就身中數刀啊）

1450
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,333
（數刀是幾刀？）

1451
01:42:14,416 --> 01:42:18,500
（我跟你講
我忍受你數學不好已經很久了）

1452
01:42:19,125 --> 01:42:21,708
（…）

1453
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:28,291
（算了
我看還是我帶你出去吧）

1454
01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:33,375
（什麼？你現在是在講什麼？）

1455
01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:40,750
（你一定不知道現在叫人很簡單）

1456
01:43:17,208 --> 01:43:18,958
你是什麼時候喜歡上我的啊？

1457
01:43:19,041 --> 01:43:21,083
喜歡就喜歡啊

1458
01:43:21,166 --> 01:43:22,666
是因為我很漂亮

1459
01:43:22,750 --> 01:43:24,416
還是因為我聲音很好聽？

1460
01:43:25,833 --> 01:43:27,375
是不是因為我救過你？

1461
01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:30,083
對啦，我來報恩的啦

1462
01:43:30,916 --> 01:43:32,583
到底有沒有在認真想啦？

1463
01:43:32,666 --> 01:43:34,000
有啊，就喜歡啊

1464
01:43:34,083 --> 01:43:35,625
通通都打勾

1465
01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:48,291
你很凶耶

1466
01:43:48,916 --> 01:43:50,166
你就這樣去啊

1467
01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,916
不用去醫院

1468
01:44:10,875 --> 01:44:12,208
阿芬在想我

1469
01:44:12,291 --> 01:44:14,500
放心啦，這台車沒有死過人

1470
01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:17,583
對啦，去醫院要幹嘛？

1471
01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:19,666
當然要去找阿芬姐

1472
01:44:19,750 --> 01:44:23,708
幫你塗塗貼貼
貼來貼去，抹來抹去

1473
01:44:24,250 --> 01:44:25,083
穩的啦

1474
01:44:25,166 --> 01:44:27,625
就說不要緊張嘛
這不是一台普通的車

1475
01:44:27,708 --> 01:44:29,875
歷代大哥怎麼死都沒有死在這台車上

1476
01:44:29,958 --> 01:44:31,666
-好在沒有賣掉，幸好…
-不要睡著

1477
01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:34,166
-對…
-快點，快一點啊

1478
01:44:34,250 --> 01:44:35,541
平常心…

1479
01:44:35,625 --> 01:44:37,708
大哥，要到了，你不能睡著

1480
01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:38,666
要到了

1481
01:44:38,750 --> 01:44:40,125
快一點啊！

1482
01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,833
權哥…

1483
01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:50,375
已經都搞定了

1484
01:44:50,458 --> 01:44:52,250
對，我有一個想法

1485
01:45:06,291 --> 01:45:07,375
好啊

1486
01:45:08,250 --> 01:45:09,791
幫你搞定他

1487
01:45:11,708 --> 01:45:15,041
我兄弟問你想睡哪裡？

1488
01:45:15,958 --> 01:45:17,041
山裡

1489
01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:18,916
海裡

1490
01:45:19,875 --> 01:45:21,083
還是池塘裡？

1491
01:45:38,375 --> 01:45:39,916
謝謝東哥

1492
01:46:06,750 --> 01:46:07,708
魚仔

1493
01:46:10,708 --> 01:46:12,375
你幫我跟阿芬說

1494
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,208
我想起來了

1495
01:46:23,125 --> 01:46:25,333
是她剃我眉毛的時候

1496
01:46:42,958 --> 01:46:44,166
跟誰講啊？

1497
01:46:45,958 --> 01:46:47,125
跟誰講？

1498
01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:49,000
你自己去講啊

1499
01:46:50,416 --> 01:46:53,375
你不是要幹阿芬？
你自己去講，你自己去啊

1500
01:46:54,041 --> 01:46:55,041
下去！

1501
01:46:56,125 --> 01:46:57,666
你不是要幹阿芬？

1502
01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:00,958
你自己下去說啊

1503
01:47:01,041 --> 01:47:02,375
現在我是大哥

1504
01:47:02,458 --> 01:47:04,833
你給我下去，下去！

1505
01:47:08,250 --> 01:47:09,500
下去

1506
01:47:15,833 --> 01:47:16,958
下去

1507
01:47:20,291 --> 01:47:21,541
阿泰

1508
01:47:22,458 --> 01:47:23,791
阿泰

1509
01:48:20,708 --> 01:48:22,416
我不做大哥了

1510
01:48:27,375 --> 01:48:28,458
好啊

1511
01:48:29,708 --> 01:48:31,000
我養你啊

1512
01:48:31,916 --> 01:48:33,083
養我？

1513
01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:36,375
我開銷很大

1514
01:48:37,750 --> 01:48:41,250
我客人很多好不好？
而且都是指定的

1515
01:48:41,958 --> 01:48:43,208
沒問題啦

1516
01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,500
請問

1517
01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:55,208
還有哪裡需要加強的？

1518
01:50:59,833 --> 01:51:02,583
我記得遇見妳的那晚

1519
01:51:03,625 --> 01:51:05,000
依舊是在下雨

1520
01:51:06,833 --> 01:51:07,958
我的運氣

1521
01:51:08,708 --> 01:51:10,125
在那時候

1522
01:51:11,500 --> 01:51:12,875
就已經花光了

1523
01:52:31,916 --> 01:52:33,416
真的有人

1524
01:52:34,083 --> 01:52:36,458
拿槍指著你的頭喔？

1525
01:52:37,375 --> 01:52:38,958
我們不是講好了嗎？

1526
01:52:40,708 --> 01:52:42,500
那你有沒有？

1527
01:52:44,333 --> 01:52:45,666
當然是…

1528
01:52:47,416 --> 01:52:49,125
射得很假

1529
01:53:01,125 --> 01:53:04,041
阿泰的胃好像真的很小耶

1530
01:53:04,583 --> 01:53:06,041
都裝屎

1531
01:53:06,916 --> 01:53:08,666
載我去醫院

1532
01:53:08,750 --> 01:53:10,250
我真的會死掉

1533
01:53:10,333 --> 01:53:11,916
-是，龍柱
-是，龍柱

1534
01:53:20,625 --> 01:53:22,291
你這樣都不死

1535
01:53:22,916 --> 01:53:24,583
真的可以嗎？

1536
01:53:24,666 --> 01:53:27,416
沒關係啦，就賀歲片啊

1537
01:53:27,500 --> 01:53:31,375
我們這個檔期好像不是耶

1538
01:53:31,458 --> 01:53:33,125
有愛不死

1539
01:53:33,208 --> 01:53:34,916
天天都是賀歲啊

1540
01:54:38,958 --> 01:54:40,500
橙汁排骨

1541
01:54:42,875 --> 01:54:45,541
一天到晚吃橙汁排骨

1542
01:54:50,041 --> 01:54:51,375
不然

1543
01:54:52,041 --> 01:54:53,625
妳是要吃什麼？

1544
01:54:54,250 --> 01:54:55,875
你要猜啊

1545
01:55:00,458 --> 01:55:02,250
不要吵我，我要看書啦

1546
01:55:07,375 --> 01:55:08,708
幹嘛看我？

1547
01:55:12,875 --> 01:55:14,791
怎麼還在看我？

1548
01:55:15,958 --> 01:55:17,708
我要叫警察喔

1549
01:55:20,083 --> 01:55:21,583
不要一直看我啦

1550
01:55:22,416 --> 01:55:25,833
是喔？最後決定做什麼生意？

1551
01:55:26,458 --> 01:55:29,208
他說不管做什麼，地點最重要啦

1552
01:55:29,291 --> 01:55:31,083
我真的要被他氣死耶

1553
01:55:31,166 --> 01:55:34,333
整天藉口出去找店面
根本就沒想法啊

1554
01:55:34,833 --> 01:55:36,833
要不是我肚子裡真的有一條他的老二

1555
01:55:36,916 --> 01:55:38,625
早就放生他了

1556
01:55:38,708 --> 01:55:40,750
阿伯，你怎麼在這裡？

1557
01:55:45,375 --> 01:55:48,125
幹你娘，慢慢打，慢慢升上去

1558
01:56:02,916 --> 01:56:04,250
大哥，不好意思

1559
01:56:04,333 --> 01:56:06,583
就是因為我女朋友她外婆

1560
01:56:07,083 --> 01:56:09,583
那個…上禮拜剛過世

1561
01:56:09,666 --> 01:56:13,208
呃…可以請你們在罵幹你…

1562
01:56:13,791 --> 01:56:15,500
這個字可以不要罵出來嗎？

1563
01:56:15,583 --> 01:56:17,541
就是你們要罵別的都沒關係

1564
01:56:17,625 --> 01:56:19,000
就是可以不要罵到

1565
01:56:19,625 --> 01:56:21,083
就是…這個字嗎？

1566
01:56:21,833 --> 01:56:24,333
抱歉…打擾你們吃東西

1567
01:56:25,291 --> 01:56:26,458
你很棒

1568
01:56:26,541 --> 01:56:28,500
-來，過來ㄧ下
-優秀

1569
01:56:28,583 --> 01:56:32,416
（後面有怪怪的東西，不看也可以）

1570
01:56:54,041 --> 01:56:55,083
差不多了喔？

1571
01:56:55,166 --> 01:56:56,041
好

1572
01:56:59,083 --> 01:57:00,583
嗨，那個…

1573
01:57:01,083 --> 01:57:03,166
嗨，大家好，我是九把刀

1574
01:57:03,250 --> 01:57:05,916
-導演九把刀
-誰要你介紹啊？

1575
01:57:06,625 --> 01:57:10,541
還是要介紹一下啊
不然我們只有聲音，沒有畫面耶

1576
01:57:11,583 --> 01:57:13,625
大家好，我是春風

1577
01:57:14,125 --> 01:57:16,125
大家好，我是阿芬啦

1578
01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:21,708
-我們現在要幹嘛？
-尷尬吧？

1579
01:57:21,791 --> 01:57:25,208
我們還有那個三分鐘…那個字卡要跑

1580
01:57:25,291 --> 01:57:27,750
都已經…但我們的歌
都差不多放完了吧？

1581
01:57:28,916 --> 01:57:31,041
宋老師，那你覺得我這次當導演

1582
01:57:31,125 --> 01:57:33,125
有沒有什麼需要加強的地方？

1583
01:57:33,208 --> 01:57:34,291
還蠻多的

1584
01:57:35,041 --> 01:57:35,875
靠夭

1585
01:57:36,416 --> 01:57:38,250
比如說呢？

1586
01:57:38,333 --> 01:57:41,458
比如說你就是一直沒有完成
我的夢想啊

1587
01:57:41,541 --> 01:57:45,166
我明明從開…開拍的第一天
我就跟你說我要唱主題曲

1588
01:57:45,250 --> 01:57:46,583
然後你就一直不讓我唱

1589
01:57:46,666 --> 01:57:47,916
對，真的耶

1590
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:49,333
其實我有拜託春風

1591
01:57:49,416 --> 01:57:51,291
-找妳一起唱主題曲
-我也有拜託他啊

1592
01:57:51,375 --> 01:57:53,083
因為我都已經…

1593
01:57:53,166 --> 01:57:55,250
男主角都已經找這種唱歌的

1594
01:57:55,333 --> 01:57:56,875
對不對？我以為會找妳唱

1595
01:57:56,958 --> 01:57:57,833
結果

1596
01:57:57,916 --> 01:58:00,541
我們有試啦，可是那個調啊

1597
01:58:00,625 --> 01:58:03,583
如果妳唱進去的話，我們就唱不進去

1598
01:58:03,666 --> 01:58:05,375
我的音域很寬耶，你怎麼知道？

1599
01:58:05,458 --> 01:58:07,291
不是，後來就想說

1600
01:58:07,375 --> 01:58:10,000
幹，不然找宋芸樺來合音啦

1601
01:58:10,083 --> 01:58:12,625
可是我們討論一下就覺得…
我還問導演說

1602
01:58:12,708 --> 01:58:14,416
叫她來合音會不會很不好意思？

1603
01:58:14,500 --> 01:58:17,083
就是叫她來這邊
一整天都在那邊哼哼哼哼

1604
01:58:17,166 --> 01:58:18,333
我可以“督…”

1605
01:58:18,416 --> 01:58:20,041
對啊，就是很不好意思啦

1606
01:58:20,125 --> 01:58:23,208
她進去你們就唱不上去

1607
01:58:23,291 --> 01:58:25,458
可是你們是專業的耶
她是演戲的耶

1608
01:58:25,541 --> 01:58:27,708
沒有啊，那就是調…調的問題啊

1609
01:58:27,791 --> 01:58:30,291
-喔
-不順啊，會撞到

1610
01:58:30,375 --> 01:58:32,291
這樣子喔，這是藉口啊

1611
01:58:32,375 --> 01:58:33,500
唉，算了啦

1612
01:58:33,583 --> 01:58:37,458
那怎麼辦？那個宋老師畢生的夢想
就是要…

1613
01:58:37,541 --> 01:58:39,000
唱歌發唱片耶

1614
01:58:39,083 --> 01:58:41,541
那個…都已經演到女主角
都唱不到主題曲

1615
01:58:41,625 --> 01:58:43,791
不是，那你為什麼
不幫我寫一首阿芬的歌？

1616
01:58:43,875 --> 01:58:45,416
完全就是春風的錯啊

1617
01:58:45,500 --> 01:58:46,333
我的錯？

1618
01:58:48,125 --> 01:58:48,958
好吧

1619
01:58:50,166 --> 01:58:51,583
好啦，下一部嘛

1620
01:58:51,666 --> 01:58:53,041
-好啊
-有續集喔？

1621
01:58:53,125 --> 01:58:56,500
-你要拍續集喔，導演？
-也看大家啊

1622
01:58:58,125 --> 01:58:59,333
看大家

1623
01:58:59,416 --> 01:59:02,750
還是妳要現在唱？
我們跟…我跟春風幫妳唱合音啊

1624
01:59:02,833 --> 01:59:04,875
我不要，你這個字卡都要捲完了

1625
01:59:04,958 --> 01:59:06,958
真的沒有騙妳，我是導演耶
我說那個…

1626
01:59:07,041 --> 01:59:08,833
我說那個字卡晚點捲完就晚點捲完

1627
01:59:08,916 --> 01:59:11,333
你真的要我唱
這三分鐘你就讓我唱啊

1628
01:59:11,416 --> 01:59:12,875
-你還那麼多廢話
-完全沒問題

1629
01:59:12,958 --> 01:59:14,666
我們重新編曲啊

1630
01:59:15,250 --> 01:59:17,291
-春風，你可以嗎？
-可以啊…

1631
01:59:17,791 --> 01:59:19,666
不要，你們一定騙我

1632
01:59:19,750 --> 01:59:21,791
不會騙妳啦，妳看我的眼神

1633
01:59:21,875 --> 01:59:25,000
你眼睛太小了，我看不到啦

1634
01:59:25,083 --> 01:59:28,208
幹，我平常最賭爛的就是
拖稿、劈腿跟卡歌耶”

1635
01:59:28,291 --> 01:59:30,875
我不要，你們都在騙人

1636
01:59:31,416 --> 01:59:32,750
幹，還是我唱好了？

1637
01:59:32,833 --> 01:59:34,875
對，我覺得春風唱好了
春風專業的啊

1638
01:59:35,375 --> 01:59:37,666
-你要不要一起唱？
-好，我要唱…

1639
01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:39,000
-來喔
-好，準備喔

1640
01:59:39,083 --> 01:59:40,458
-好
-等一下，我先唱啦

1641
01:59:40,541 --> 01:59:41,916
你們調又跟我不一樣

1642
01:59:42,000 --> 01:59:43,375
好，我們幫妳合…

1643
01:59:43,458 --> 01:59:45,208
好，準備，好，前奏…

1644
01:59:51,041 --> 01:59:51,875
好

1645
01:59:51,958 --> 01:59:52,791
像這…