1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,166 Zheng Xuxiang is stepping up to the plate. 4 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,041 His incredible performance these last few years 5 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:03,208 has attracted the attention of Nippon professional baseball… 6 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:07,125 These bangs are the perfect look for a slugger like me. 7 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:09,500 Don't exaggerate. 8 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:12,833 Um… Give me the kind of haircut 9 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:16,000 that will make me smash more home runs. 10 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,125 Hmm. Let me think. 11 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,666 Hey! Why are you still cutting? 12 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,916 I always take it one snip at a time. 13 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:27,750 So, then. 14 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,291 Is this all right? 15 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:31,541 Hmm. It's perfect. 16 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:36,541 There is, uh, one thing I wanted to tell you. 17 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,166 And just hear me out, okay? 18 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:42,000 I noticed that when someone's on the plate, 19 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,041 and it's two strikes, three balls, 20 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:48,000 your stance is always off by just a little bit. 21 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:51,833 I wonder if maybe you tucked your elbows in, 22 00:01:51,916 --> 00:01:53,833 it could work a bit better? 23 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:56,250 He connects on the pitch! 24 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:59,250 It's a hit! The ball rolls to the home run wall. 25 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,000 The outfielder passes it back. 26 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,333 Zheng is heading for third base. Safe! 27 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,791 Bastard, where are you going? 28 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:18,041 Kill him! 29 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:33,875 Who are you? 30 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,625 Life and death 31 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:40,458 are determined by fate. 32 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:42,041 Fuck you. 33 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,375 Where's the other one? 34 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,166 What do you want? 35 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,666 It's not him! 36 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,833 One out! One ball, no strikes. 37 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:19,208 Rakuten leads by one point. 38 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,291 Here's the pitch! 39 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,458 It's a hit! Home run! 40 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,375 -Found him? -Don't see him. 41 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,750 I really… 42 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,375 love this drink. 43 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,416 Boss Hsing. 44 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:44,458 Boss Chuan. 45 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:48,375 Boss Chuan pays his respects amid his busy schedule. 46 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:51,166 May Hsing in heaven also bless Chuan's… 47 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,583 Construction company. 48 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:54,625 …bless Chuan's construction company 49 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:57,166 with prosperous business. 50 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,291 -Please. -Oh. Please. 51 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,666 Tai! Oh. 52 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,250 I heard you got knifed three times in the gut. 53 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:17,250 I wanna see. 54 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,541 -Can I see? Will you show me? -The fuck I will! 55 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:20,708 Three grand to look. 56 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,333 -All right. -That's three grand per stab. 57 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,958 What do you say to that? 58 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,500 Boss North! 59 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,208 This is not the time or the place. 60 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:35,041 Apologies. I'm sorry. 61 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,625 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 62 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,333 Sorry, sorry. 63 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:41,375 Excuse me. Thank you. 64 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:44,916 Tai. 65 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,208 When they found your boss's body, his nose was missing. 66 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,083 But look at you. 67 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:52,500 Barely even a scratch. 68 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,166 It truly is a miracle. 69 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:57,000 Wouldn't you agree? 70 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,791 Here. Take my friend's card. He treats bad breath. 71 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,625 Hey! 72 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,083 Bad breath! 73 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,541 Very good. 74 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,250 Keep that. 75 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,916 Oh. 76 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,125 Oh! 77 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,333 Hey! 78 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,666 Hey! 79 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,166 I know you. 80 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,958 You bought all that Viagra! 81 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,958 Fuck you! You want to see an erection? 82 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,541 I'll show you a huge erection! 83 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:37,625 Fucking piece of shit! 84 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,458 Cut it out! The police chief is here. 85 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,875 It's been three days. 86 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,583 So, why haven't we heard anything? 87 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,625 Whoever is behind this hired Thai mercenaries. 88 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,833 -You know what that means. -Thai mercenaries. 89 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,166 You'll never find them. 90 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,125 They'll have left the country by now. 91 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,458 We need more details. 92 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,291 Why can't you just be more direct? 93 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:18,583 More direct? 94 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,375 More direct would be guns blazing. 95 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,625 In our world, we must use tact. 96 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:29,166 Who benefits most from Hsing's assassination, huh? 97 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,083 Who would want him dead? 98 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,500 Who does it benefit? 99 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:38,458 Are you suggesting that I would kill my own boss? 100 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:41,958 Tai. No one's saying it was you. 101 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,666 Your boss had many business ventures, 102 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,416 and made a lot of enemies. 103 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:52,791 If you want to find the killer, you can't rule out your own people. 104 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,250 Yes, yes, yes. 105 00:09:56,541 --> 00:09:58,375 Hsing may be gone, 106 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:02,916 but those urban renewals you're involved in, 107 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,375 are they still on track? 108 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,916 If any delays affect the election, 109 00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:13,416 that's gonna be a big problem. 110 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,083 When your boss was killed, 111 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,166 did he say anything? 112 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,458 Fuck. 113 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:28,458 You motherfucker. 114 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:36,458 -Okay? He said, "Fuck you, motherfucker!" -Oh, oh. Okay. Okay. 115 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:41,708 Your boss used to take you everywhere, didn't he? 116 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,291 Well, now he's dead. 117 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,916 His obligations are your obligations. 118 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,166 Will that be a problem? 119 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:58,166 Your scalp looks a little red. 120 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,583 Are you stressed at all? 121 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,083 I've just been too busy at work. 122 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,708 I wonder if you'd like to try our new rose oil shampoo. 123 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,500 -It's great for renew-- -No, thank you. 124 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:13,166 Well, actually, we use 2,500 rose petals 125 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,416 to make one ml of oil. 126 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,875 No, thank you. 127 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,458 -Now, would you like anything else? -No, thank you. 128 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,750 -Are you in charge? -No. 129 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,166 Hey. 130 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,208 Wash and cut. 131 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,375 -Whoa! Hey! -Hey! 132 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,625 Hey! 133 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,166 Are you all gangsters? 134 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,708 We're brothers. 135 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,250 They call me a style assistant. 136 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,166 Because it sounds better. 137 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:55,125 But truthfully, I'm just a hair washer, so call me a hair washer. 138 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,875 And just admit you're gangsters. 139 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,125 Anything else? 140 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,416 Beat it! Unless you're here to get a haircut. 141 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,291 -Hey! -Hey! 142 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,250 -Hey! -Yeah! 143 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:09,916 Here! 144 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,416 Go! 145 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,875 Is there anything else? 146 00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,666 I said, is there anything else? 147 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,333 Hey. 148 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,541 You think boss is… 149 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,708 into her? 150 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,291 Whatever. 151 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,041 How would you like your hair cut today? 152 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,833 Just a trim? 153 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,875 Fen isn't a qualified hairdresser yet. 154 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,000 Today I'll be your… 155 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:23,958 stylist. 156 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,500 As long as you're sure. 157 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,041 Fen. 158 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,333 -Hmm? -Mm. 159 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,291 Hey! You don't even know how I'd like it styled! 160 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,125 I take it one snip at a time. 161 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,791 -Hey. Thanks for the other night. -Mm-hmm. 162 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:44,166 -I really just came to thank you. -Mm-hmm. 163 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,833 If you ever need anything, you can line me. 164 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,625 Mm. 165 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,166 I said you can line me, all right? 166 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,875 And why would I need you for anything? 167 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:58,208 If someone's hassling you for money, 168 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,583 or your neighbors have noisy sex, 169 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,208 or someone tries to pay you with hell money, 170 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:06,416 or your ex-boyfriend tries to use nude photos against you 171 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,416 so you'll do it with him one last time. 172 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,166 If that happens… 173 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,833 you can line me. 174 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:25,583 Jay Chou. 175 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,041 MEI-MAN'S SALON 176 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,416 Don't be mad! 177 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,750 It isn't my fault! 178 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,291 You distracted me! 179 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:07,291 I already told you! I take one snip at a time! 180 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,208 You remember? I said it three times! 181 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,500 And we don't take credit cards. 182 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:17,666 And we don't provide receipts or accept bad reviews. 183 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,541 -But he's got no hair. -How about this? 184 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,083 Get up! Now! 185 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,125 Copy his movements. 186 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,625 Get up. 187 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,833 -We've got something to ask. -Yeah! 188 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:53,416 Copy his movements. 189 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,458 Settle down! 190 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,958 You stop! And you stop! 191 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,375 And don't be a pussy! 192 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,166 Stop this shit right now! 193 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,250 You guys are always causing trouble. 194 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,583 Hi. 195 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,000 Maybe you can help us out. We're looking for him. 196 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,958 If you think of anything, let me know. 197 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,583 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP 198 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:20,750 Compared to Chen Fu, Yang Liao-hsuan is an old timer. 199 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,166 I don't do refunds. 200 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,083 Look at this haircut. 201 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,041 There's no warranty? 202 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,125 What you got? 203 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,541 Orange spare ribs. 204 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,875 You like orange spare ribs? 205 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,583 No, that's all that they had left. 206 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,125 Why are you eating so late? 207 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,666 I'm sorry. 208 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,166 Don't apologize. 209 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:57,833 Sorry. 210 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,666 Sorry. 211 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:02,708 Fishy. 212 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,500 Fishy. 213 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,416 Long Legs. 214 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Long Legs. 215 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:12,916 Bryan. 216 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,291 -Huh? -Bryan. 217 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,333 Not Bu-lai-yan, though. 218 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,375 Long Legs. 219 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,333 Bu-lai-yan. 220 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,291 -Bryan. -Mmm. 221 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,833 Fishy. 222 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,541 Long Legs. 223 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,541 Bryan. 224 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,125 Fishy. 225 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,291 Fishy. 226 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,541 Long Legs. 227 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,500 Bu… 228 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,708 Bryan! 229 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,666 Long Legs. 230 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,958 Little Fishy. 231 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:49,958 Big Fishy! 232 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,041 Guan said you specifically asked for me. 233 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,375 Is that true? 234 00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,625 I wanna know your name. 235 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,333 Hmm. And why is that? 236 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:04,083 Ah. So If you mess up my hair again, bang bang! 237 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,333 Okay, fine. 238 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,916 I will tell you what it is. 239 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,416 It's Fen. 240 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,333 So are you one of those righteous gangsters? 241 00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,416 You know, like that Michael Corleone. 242 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,708 That's an awkward question. 243 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,250 You know, everybody's done something bad. 244 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,041 -Well, I haven't. -Hmm? 245 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:27,958 Never killed anyone? 246 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,291 Never hit your teacher? 247 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,916 You never shit in bed? 248 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,000 Sometimes, I stare at my phone when I cross the street. 249 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,375 All right, listen. 250 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,833 Being a brother isn't easy. 251 00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,875 Things go wrong all the time. 252 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,708 And if you can't fix it, 253 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,958 your underlings have to draw straws. 254 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,583 -And the unluckiest has to go to jail. -Hey! 255 00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:53,375 Bosses like you are terrible. What the hell? 256 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,791 A good boss takes responsibility for things. 257 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,500 That is someone worthy of being called boss. 258 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,750 If someone's never paid their dues, how can they expect to become boss? 259 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:07,791 Why would anyone want to go to jail for their boss? 260 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,416 That's just crazy. 261 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,791 I dream of being a stylist 262 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,708 who works in a big chain store. 263 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,708 You wanna talk about paying dues? 264 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,916 Try only washing hair for years 265 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,166 in a salon where business is bad. 266 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,333 Being the most junior one. 267 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,416 Washing, washing. Never getting anywhere. 268 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,500 Fishy. Long Legs. Bryan. 269 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,416 Long Legs. Bryan. Fishy. 270 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,875 Bryan. Long Legs. 271 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,416 Long Legs. Bryan. 272 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,458 Long Legs. Bryan. 273 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,125 Long Legs. Long Legs. Guan. 274 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,333 Hi, Guan. 275 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,666 Well, I love it. 276 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,916 You, there! 277 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,083 I want Fen! 278 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,583 -And how would you like-- -Just cut it! 279 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,083 Miss Fen! 280 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,041 Let's do this! 281 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,125 I want Fen! 282 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,500 Thank you, Miss Fen! I love it! 283 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,000 Miss Fen. 284 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,666 Thank you, Miss Fen. I love it! 285 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,958 -Look at that! -Boys! 286 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,333 Ah! 287 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:09,708 Your haircuts are lame. You should try a cool place. 288 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,333 MEI-MAN'S SALON - NO.3 - FEN 289 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:13,791 Uh…Miss Fen? 290 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,375 I want Fen! 291 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,500 Where's Fen? 292 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,750 -Uh…Where is Fen? -I'm here for Fen! 293 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,416 Where is Fen? 294 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:25,041 Miss Fen! 295 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,916 Fen! 296 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,250 -Thank you, Miss Fen! -Thank you, Miss Fen! 297 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,416 I love it! 298 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,250 -It's great. Thank you. -Thank you, Miss Fen. 299 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:41,083 I love it! 300 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:43,916 Ta-da! 301 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,708 Here, we have every kind of scissors you could possibly want. 302 00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,583 And, most importantly, they're made locally, here in Taiwan. 303 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,541 Orange spare ribs. 304 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,583 Orange spare ribs. 305 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,500 Orange spare ribs. 306 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:19,500 As close as you can. 307 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,958 Buddy, I don't do just close. 308 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,583 TAI 309 00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,250 Tai. 310 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,791 Bryan and I were thinking. 311 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,250 To grow our reputation, 312 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,208 how about 313 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:06,583 we each take a nickname? 314 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,041 Something people remember. 315 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:10,958 For instance, 316 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,958 The Four Pillars of Sanlu. 317 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,458 Leopard, Tiger, Lion, Dragon. 318 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,500 Four pillars, my ass. 319 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,125 But boss, you're Dragon! 320 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,916 Long Legs can be Lion. 321 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,333 I'll be Tiger. 322 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,625 Bryan is Leopard! 323 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:31,125 The four of us together are the Pillars of Sanlu. 324 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,833 Dragon, Lion, Tiger, Leopard. 325 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:37,333 Leopard pillar? 326 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:40,000 For the rest of the gang, there's the seven heroes 327 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,333 and the 18 bronze men. 328 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,291 We'll base it on fighting record. 329 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,500 When you win a fight, 330 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,500 you rise up the ranks! Yeah! 331 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,541 I want Dragon. 332 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,208 Nice try asshole. 333 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,125 The boss is the Dragon. 334 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,500 I want the Dragon. 335 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,083 It's mine. 336 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,041 -Let boss be Dragon. -The boss is Dragon. 337 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,583 I want Dragon. 338 00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:04,541 That's enough! Or I'll make you a monkey! 339 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,583 Or a dog. 340 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,916 Dragon! 341 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,541 -Dragon my ass. -Excuse me. 342 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:12,208 Can I get two red bean and shaved milk ice? 343 00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,541 -Miss Fen! -Come join us! 344 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:17,833 -Have a seat! -Sit with me, please. 345 00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:20,291 I can't. I have to take these back to the salon. 346 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:23,708 -Come on, stay! -Sit down! 347 00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:25,083 -Just five minutes. -Okay. 348 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,583 Go ahead! 349 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,375 It's good! 350 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,541 This is great. This is my favorite. 351 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:36,000 -Yeah, this is great food. Try that. -Pudding is good for you. 352 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,375 It's very sweet. 353 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,833 You always bring so many people with you just to eat? 354 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,666 No. But since Tai's attack, we're keeping lookout. 355 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,750 Yeah. 356 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,625 It's still the middle of the day, scaredy-cat. 357 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,500 Hey! Why won't you let me cut your hair? 358 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:59,583 What? Like these guys? 359 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,208 -Uh-huh. -It's perfect. 360 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,458 Miss Fen. 361 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:06,375 Later on, give our boss a badass haircut. 362 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,625 It could help out. 363 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,041 Miss Fen. 364 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:11,416 Do you know why brothers love tattoos? 365 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:15,333 Because we're always hacking at people. 366 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,083 Severed limbs everywhere. 367 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,458 When you're looking for your own hand, 368 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,416 it's easier to find with a tattoo. 369 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:24,833 Like solving a puzzle. 370 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:26,791 A puzzle! 371 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,541 -It's not that bad. -Take a look for yourself. 372 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,791 Oh! 373 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:32,958 Let's see it. 374 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:34,833 Look. 375 00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:36,583 -First time. -Ooh. 376 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:39,041 Second time. 377 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:42,083 Third time! 378 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,416 Don't worry about those Thai assholes. 379 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:49,166 Today, we'll send them to their graves. 380 00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:54,041 Let's go, let's do it! 381 00:28:55,833 --> 00:29:00,791 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 382 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,750 You know how bad Boss North is? 383 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,875 As if touching titties without paying isn't bad enough, 384 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,708 he brought in a bunch of underlings. 385 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,708 And so many of them have STDs. 386 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,125 Our girls don't have health insurance. 387 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,083 And now, they're riddled with diseases. 388 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,291 Tonight, I'm gonna chop someone's dick off. 389 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:17,833 I just don't know who-- 390 00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,166 Ow! 391 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500 Oh, you're so fierce! 392 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:25,125 You can just go like that. 393 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:48,625 A girl with no customers isn't a lady, she's a granny. 394 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,458 If you touch titties, you better pay up, you son of a bitch. 395 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,416 You pay me. I'm that goddamn good. 396 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,958 You cheapskate bastard! You walk in here and-- 397 00:29:57,041 --> 00:30:00,375 -What you gonna do? I ain't paying shit. -Don't you dare try that again! 398 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:03,541 I'm seriously pissed. Asshole! 399 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,875 I'll scratch your eyes and I'll tear your face! 400 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:10,333 And then, I'll put them in a soup and I'll eat them. I swear to God… 401 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:20,625 -Stop smiling about it. -You know what I'm smiling about? 402 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,541 Hey. You're a boss. 403 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,375 Head of the gang! 404 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:27,708 You should take Fen to see your businesses. 405 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,083 The casino, 406 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,666 to show that you've got money. 407 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,708 The organic shrimp farm, 408 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,916 to show you care about health. 409 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,250 Yeah. Girls love to be healthy. 410 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,250 Lastly, the big move. 411 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,583 When you take Fen home, 412 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,208 we'll send a few men 413 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,958 with their faces hidden. 414 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:47,166 They'll jump out and attack. 415 00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,916 Brilliant! I love it! 416 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,750 -Boss likes the plan! -Yeah! 417 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:05,625 But remember, don't fight too hard. You need to be hurt a little. 418 00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:08,000 That way, Fen will take you home, 419 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,125 and ever so gently 420 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,500 rub you up and down until… 421 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,791 Then, sneak to the bathroom and drink this. 422 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:24,916 -What's wrong with the blue pill? -Drink works instantly. 423 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Natural hornet formula. 424 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,333 No aspirin or steroids. 425 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:33,041 After you drink it, you'll have ten minutes to ejaculate. 426 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,166 Or you won't be able to sleep for a week. 427 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,958 And then you'll fall asleep for an entire week, 428 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:40,166 and when you sleepwalk, you'll have wet dreams. 429 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,375 Very scary. 430 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,333 What was that? 431 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,083 Wet dreams. 432 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:48,875 -Fuck! What the hell! -Fuck! What the hell! 433 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,458 Tai. 434 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,666 When it comes to casinos, blackmail, 435 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,333 kidnapping, finger chopping, 436 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,666 I listen to you. 437 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,000 But when it comes to the ladies, 438 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,041 you listen to me. 439 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:24,500 Ah… 440 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,208 Take Fen out for dinner. 441 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,083 Somewhere low-key. 442 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,083 But with a touch of class. 443 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,416 Xinyi Elite Grill. 444 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,750 That place is shit. 445 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,250 While you eat, 446 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,791 don't say a word. 447 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:44,541 Keep your eyes focused on hers, 448 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,958 nothing else. 449 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,916 "Can't take my eyes off of you." 450 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,708 Can't what, you? 451 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:56,208 Teenagers take their dates to movies, 452 00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:58,208 McDonald's, the arcade. 453 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,458 But grown-ups, 454 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,125 they have sex. 455 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,708 -Sex! -Now, we're talking! 456 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,708 For your first time, 457 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,750 nothing too crazy, all right? 458 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:12,666 Tell Fen, 459 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,041 "As a boss, 460 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,291 no one can know where I live. 461 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,333 But if one day, 462 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,625 I'm sent to hospital, 463 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,333 I hope that someone… 464 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,291 can water my plants. 465 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,541 Fen. 466 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,541 Can you please 467 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:33,875 do me a favor?" 468 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,666 "Do me a favor." 469 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,791 "Do me a favor." 470 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:40,666 Once you take her home, you know what to do. 471 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,458 Or do I need to explain? 472 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,625 Huh? 473 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:48,333 -Believe me, I've screwed-- -Stick this under your belly button. 474 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:50,541 German tech. 475 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,958 It absorbs into the skin, 476 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:53,833 keeps you going 477 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,125 the whole time it's on your body. 478 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,583 What if it comes off? 479 00:33:58,666 --> 00:33:59,583 You go soft. 480 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,166 And if it stays on? 481 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,125 You go all night long! 482 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,416 Here. 483 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,583 Wow! You animal. 484 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:15,125 Are you thinking… 485 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,333 …what I'm thinking? 486 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:19,750 -I bet you are. -Of course I am. 487 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,041 I'm only human. 488 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,000 Hey! 489 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,416 Are you free tonight? 490 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,083 Do you want to go to a baseball game? And then we can water my plants. 491 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:32,000 How did you know that baseball is my favorite? 492 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,208 Look! 493 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,916 I've loved Zheng Xuxiang for years! 494 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,041 I love him so much! 495 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:40,125 I've been collecting his news clippings since his very first game. 496 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,291 Oh! There's nobody who loves him like I do! 497 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,750 That's said, I did notice he has one little weakness. 498 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,791 I'm just too afraid to write to him. 499 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,583 Uh? Oh, dammit! 500 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,083 I forgot about my boyfriend. 501 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:56,250 I'm working with him tonight. 502 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,375 So annoying! I haven't been to a game in ages! 503 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:02,875 Hey! You know what? I don't even eat popcorn unless I'm at the baseball. 504 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,958 My boyfriend. Boyfriend… 505 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:08,000 Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. 506 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,791 They eat humans. 507 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:14,708 -They've got advanced tech and powers… -Fuck Lizard People. 508 00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:16,916 -…used to satisfy wishes… -He's wrong. 509 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,041 It's all Anunnaki's fault. 510 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:22,083 It's always been Anunnaki. Open your eyes. 511 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:25,125 -Deep state controls us all. -It starts with textbooks. 512 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,083 So that's how they're doing it. 513 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,250 Textbooks. 514 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,750 -Brainwashing the population. -Won't they eat us? 515 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:31,833 I wouldn't worry. 516 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:34,125 The Lizard People aren't savages. 517 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,208 They're actually more advanced than we are. 518 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,291 My turn! 519 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:44,083 Everybody. Concealed hand, self draw three. 520 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,125 Four great happiness, mixed suit, all pongs. 521 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,333 Flower kong! Six in a row for the dealer. 522 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,791 100 points, too much. 523 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,583 Wow! 100 points-- 524 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,958 This guy tried to pass five dots as four. 525 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,166 -Fuck, dude. -Damn, that's low. 526 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,708 And this guy tried to pass two as three. 527 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,000 -Huh? -How do you pass two as three? 528 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,791 -Fuck! -What? No! 529 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:23,208 What's up with Gramps? 530 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166 He's jerking off. 531 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,750 Want me to cut it off? 532 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:29,791 Stop that. 533 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,291 -Someone take him home. -Yeah. 534 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,375 Watch it! 535 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,000 Hey, boss. 536 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,416 Boss. 537 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,291 What are you gonna do with them? 538 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,291 Huh? 539 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,291 You know, these guys. 540 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:52,958 Have you eaten? 541 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,083 -Uh… -No, not that! 542 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,416 -These two were cheating. -Mm-hmm. 543 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,500 He means, "Beat the shit out of them!" 544 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,625 Fuck you! 545 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:07,291 Fuck you, motherfucker! 546 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:10,708 We need better security. 547 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,375 Ah! Stop! 548 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,708 Fuck you! Take that! 549 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,541 How many? Tai! 550 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,458 I'm sorry! 551 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,541 -How many what? -Fingers to chop! 552 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,583 Triple six. Eighteen. 553 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,041 Divided by two. 554 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:36,083 -Eight? -I don't think that's right. 555 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,791 Of course it isn't. Eighteen should be ten and eight. 556 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:43,000 Eight for him. Ten for you. 557 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,083 Wait, wait, wait! Divided by two is eight each! Isn't it? 558 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:49,250 -Sorry. Sorry! No! No! -Why did you say that? Are you crazy? 559 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,083 -What the hell are you doing? -Okay. You heard the boss. 560 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,791 -Don't do this! -Now! 561 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:15,625 What a joke. 562 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,875 Careful. Give me your hand. 563 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,916 Hey, you wanna come out with us later? 564 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,958 No, you guys go. 565 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:49,416 Take it easy riding with a girl on the back. 566 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,333 Bye. 567 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,041 What's wrong? 568 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,333 What? You mad? 569 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,416 You're so late, you know. 570 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,416 They wanted to go to karaoke. 571 00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:08,291 You know what they're like. 572 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:11,083 Well, you could have taken me with you. 573 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,791 No. You've got nothing in common with them. 574 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,291 And the girl you were with? 575 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,375 Uh, well, she's under me. 576 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:25,708 Under you? 577 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:29,041 What does that mean? Are you her supervisor? 578 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,583 Uh, she's the new junior. 579 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,041 I'm responsible for her. 580 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,458 Baby, come on. 581 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,041 I'm directly responsible for taking care of her. 582 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:41,916 Directly responsible. 583 00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:48,333 Come here. 584 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,833 You're the most important. 585 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,208 Mmm? 586 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,208 Okay. 587 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,250 -It's your turn to work. -Okay, okay. 588 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:01,833 Oh! 589 00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:03,041 A customer. 590 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,500 Unleaded. Fill her up. 591 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,083 -Hey! Miss Fen! -Hey! 592 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:09,125 -Hey! -It's you guys! 593 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:11,750 -Miss Fen! -I supervise them. 594 00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:13,916 -Miss Fen? -Yeah. 595 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,083 Who's he? 596 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,333 My boyfriend. Yeah. 597 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,875 -What's his deal? -He's a college student. 598 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,333 College boy. Big deal! 599 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,666 College student! 600 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,250 Take my number. 601 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,125 Let me know if you need anything. 602 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,208 I'm Bryan. 603 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,166 Not Bu-lai-yan 604 00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:35,041 -Come on. Let's go. -See you, Miss Fen! 605 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,375 -Bye! -Bye! 606 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:38,666 Bye, Miss Fen! 607 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,583 Hey! 608 00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:50,000 Long Legs. 609 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,416 So, do you wanna know where the Thai who killed your boss is? 610 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:04,875 Get ready. 611 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,125 Bring five guys. 612 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:15,083 Fuck! Fuck! Look at me when I'm talking to you! 613 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,958 -Don't let them escape. -Boss! 614 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,791 Boss. This way. 615 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:22,916 Hey, mind your own business. 616 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,416 I gave it up. 617 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,958 Did you hire someone to kill me? 618 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,500 Listen. 619 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:09,208 I run a hotel here. 620 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,583 How am I supposed to know 621 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,416 what my guests do with their time? 622 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,958 They spent months here. 623 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,333 Since when do you do business with the Thais? 624 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,375 Why wouldn't I? 625 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,375 I'm a businessman. 626 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:33,500 Well, who else are they doing business with? 627 00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:36,125 You know who comes in and out of here? 628 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:37,833 They pay their bills. 629 00:42:37,916 --> 00:42:39,416 I send them girls. 630 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,958 Nothing wrong with that. 631 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,125 Boss! 632 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,708 This is a waste of time! 633 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,000 Uh…Boss? 634 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,541 I turn 18 next month. 635 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,416 Please give me a chance to prove myself. 636 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:25,541 Boss. It's my birthday next month. 637 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,291 Give me a chance. 638 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,458 Household trash? 639 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,708 You can't dispose of that here! 640 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,000 That's recycling! 641 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,458 Pick it up! 642 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:54,958 Pick up your trash! 643 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,083 Pick it up now! 644 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:58,250 Pick it up! 645 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,833 That's littering. 646 00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:02,166 That's enough. 647 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,916 Long Legs, don't be angry. 648 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,500 I told you, Boss Tung was a friend of mine from way back. 649 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:08,500 He was there 650 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,291 when a Big Circle gang member pinned me to the ground. 651 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:13,375 And he took a knife in the face for me. 652 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,333 -I'd be dead if not for him. -What's wrong with you, huh? 653 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,291 If he did it, he should be dead! What's going on with you, man? 654 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041 What are you afraid of? 655 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,375 Listen to yourself. 656 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,166 Why did you replace Boss Hsing? Why? 657 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,875 You won't even avenge him! 658 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,791 I didn't say I wasn't gonna avenge him. 659 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:36,500 And Tung doesn't control the Thais who stayed there. 660 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,666 And hey, yesterday, I prayed at the temple. 661 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:47,000 Do you want revenge? Or do you want to screw Fen? 662 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,291 Keep praying! 663 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:58,333 SANLONG GAS STATION 664 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:22,833 We've been managing the urban renewals around the night market for some time. 665 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,291 The conditions across each of our projects 666 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,250 should be brought into alignment. 667 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,958 We've been placating those residents for over a decade. 668 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:37,916 And Hsing already sorted the reallocations. 669 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,791 You guys need to sort out your own stuff. 670 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,583 Oh, Tai. 671 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:45,750 Those conditions that were set by your old boss 672 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,708 all had to be renegotiated on our projects. 673 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,000 -It put a lot of pressure on all of us. -Yeah, Tai. 674 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,791 Sometimes it's not just about you. 675 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:03,875 Hey. 676 00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,291 You ever think they're kind of hopeless? 677 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,166 Meddling in urban renewal projects. 678 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,708 It's so old-fashioned. 679 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:17,833 But my boss is still better. 680 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,708 At least my boss lets me handle the accounts. 681 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,541 We made a substantial investment in crypto, 682 00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,791 and when the time came… 683 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,083 Tons of money. 684 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,416 Lately, I've been looking into NFTs. 685 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,250 Why don't you grab my number? 686 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:37,500 Hmm? 687 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,041 Your shitty conditions won't placate the owners. 688 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:45,333 I think being too greedy just makes us look bad. 689 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:48,166 Ah… If your old boss Hsing were here now. 690 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:50,916 -I believe you wouldn't even-- -You talk a big game. 691 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,416 But have you found Hsing's killer yet? 692 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,250 Listen. 693 00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,083 Hsing was killed 694 00:46:58,166 --> 00:47:00,583 because he wanted different conditions to ours 695 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:02,833 on the urban renewals. 696 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:04,583 What is it you're trying to say? 697 00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:06,666 Mmm… That you did it. 698 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,250 Or maybe you did it. 699 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,875 It's obviously not me. 700 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:15,500 If this were a movie, 701 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,083 -you'd be the one who did it. -Hmm? 702 00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,250 Tai. 703 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:25,125 Sell me your project at 40% discount. 704 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,375 The owners and I can renegotiate. 705 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,500 Yeah. 706 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,666 Why didn't I think of that? 707 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,083 You sell me yours at half price. 708 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:37,916 50% off! Hey! 709 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,375 Why don't you count me in on that too? 710 00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:49,916 -Yeah? -Hey. 711 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,125 -We got a problem. -Tai's guy is here. 712 00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:53,833 -Fen's boyfriend. -At my place? 713 00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:55,833 -Yeah. What should we do? -Who is this guy? 714 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,750 -One of Tai's guys! -Huh? 715 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,125 One of Tai's guys! 716 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,125 -Say again? Whose guy is it? -It's a…It's a long story. 717 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,666 He says he knows Tai's man, Bryan! 718 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,125 -Uh… -I owe you one. 719 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,791 -Let's go! -What do you mean, "owe me one"? 720 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,291 Don't fall on your way out! 721 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,291 Go handle it. 722 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,916 Remember, you owe me! Tai! 723 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:25,833 Dammit. 724 00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,500 Whole night is wasted! 725 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,416 So, we're just supposed to hand him over to you? 726 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,291 -This is ridiculous! -Sir! I'm inside! 727 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,541 -I'm here! Sir! Inside here! -He's inside. 728 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,500 Oh, sir! 729 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,291 I was tricked. It was just a mistake! 730 00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,125 My boss, Tai. 731 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,291 Mr. Tai. 732 00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:51,583 Bryan. 733 00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:53,541 Tai. 734 00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,375 Um, I'm Kuo. 735 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,000 Tai, sir. 736 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,875 I really didn't know this girl would be trouble. 737 00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:30,875 I found her on Tinder. 738 00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:32,500 And given her profile, 739 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,375 it looked like it would be okay. 740 00:49:35,291 --> 00:49:38,833 Who would expect a bunch of gangsters to barge in while you're doing it, 741 00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:40,625 and say she was underage. 742 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,041 I mean, golly! 743 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,750 She's not underage at all. She's 21! 744 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,333 She's not underage, sir! 745 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:49,666 But they said it was, um… 746 00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:52,541 uh… that they were training her for their business. 747 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:56,208 And since we did it, now I was in trouble because she had been a virgin. 748 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:57,666 You see, it's a… 749 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:58,916 a mistake. 750 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,833 -I promise you she wasn't a virgin. -So, you never heard of… 751 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,708 something called a badger game. 752 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,000 Right. 753 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,000 Right. 754 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,541 Well, I suspected it was something like that. 755 00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:15,416 But I was afraid they'd beat me more if I said so. 756 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,000 Do you know I often get Fen 757 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,666 to cut my hair. 758 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,000 Tai, sir, I apologize. 759 00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:26,708 I always tell her she has no talent as a hairdresser. 760 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:30,083 But she just doesn't listen. You know? And I think she's colorblind. 761 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:33,541 -I mean, look what she did to your hair! -She did precisely what I asked. 762 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,375 Well, I think it looks great. 763 00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:43,458 Hmm. 764 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:44,916 Actually, 765 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,708 I was just like you when I was young. 766 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,208 The playboy lifestyle. 767 00:50:51,458 --> 00:50:52,583 It was exciting. 768 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,583 I was great. 769 00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,875 The thing is, when you're a brother, 770 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,958 the guys make fun of you 771 00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,416 if you wanna be with just one girl. 772 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,791 But I noticed 773 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:09,625 that we missed out on a lot, too. 774 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,625 Never really thought too hard about it. 775 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:14,625 But now, 776 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,750 the most important thing to me is… 777 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,708 Why am I telling you this stuff? 778 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:27,916 No. 779 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,416 I think it's beautiful. 780 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,458 Truly. 781 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:37,916 Even though I know I might get beaten to death tonight, 782 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:39,500 I… 783 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,416 Before I die, 784 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,916 I wish I could tell Fen… 785 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,583 I wish I could apologize. 786 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,041 And if possible, 787 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,208 go back to the day we met, 788 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,375 and stop time the moment it rained. 789 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:04,458 Boss. 790 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,625 Will you, A, 791 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,625 tell him that he's not allowed to see Fen? 792 00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,416 Or, B, 793 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:14,500 tell him that he must protect her, 794 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:16,041 and not cheat again? 795 00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:18,958 B. 796 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:20,208 Boss! 797 00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:22,125 Why are we even gangsters? 798 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,666 That's a stupid thing to ask! 799 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:27,208 We're bad because we were sick of being good guys! 800 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:28,791 Fine. 801 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:29,875 You're my boss. 802 00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,458 You wanna play the good guy, 803 00:52:31,541 --> 00:52:32,708 then choose B. 804 00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,791 But she's not only your Miss Fen. 805 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:37,375 She's my hairstylist too! 806 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,583 I choose C! 807 00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,833 Option C it is! 808 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,875 -Nobody said anything about an option C! -Fishy! 809 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 That guy's hair 810 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:52,166 wasn't cut by Fen. 811 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:55,875 His haircut. 812 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,250 Someone like you is just gonna hold me back. 813 00:52:58,333 --> 00:52:59,166 I'm sorry. 814 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:01,625 Motherfucker! C it is! 815 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:03,541 Sorry about that. 816 00:53:04,083 --> 00:53:05,041 Let's hope we can-- 817 00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:10,958 Fuck you for disrespecting my hairstylist! 818 00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:15,375 -Keep him down. Hold him still! -I'll call the police! 819 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,875 -What's going on? -Just exercising. 820 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:18,958 Hmm. 821 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,166 I hope this teaches you a fucking lesson! 822 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:35,000 Kuo's just suddenly… 823 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,916 not thinking straight. 824 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,333 Invite him here. 825 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,833 I'll cook a nice dinner and you'll be back together in no time. 826 00:53:41,916 --> 00:53:45,041 -That's very unlikely. -Oh, don't be so defeatist! 827 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,166 How will you know if you don't even try? 828 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:49,375 Because I just know! 829 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:54,125 I will say this because you're my daughter. 830 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:57,041 Kuo is very highly educated. 831 00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:01,541 Professors, graduates, well, they're different people to us. 832 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:04,458 So, we can be more considerate about his time constraints, 833 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,708 and you can stop whining about how it affects you. 834 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,125 Kuo told me that, 835 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,375 as he's a college student, 836 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:14,916 the fact that I'm just a hairstylist in a salon 837 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,500 means I'll hold him back in life. 838 00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:21,500 -He said what? -He won't grow in life! 839 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,541 -Piss off! -Hey, you stop eavesdropping! 840 00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:26,166 Why didn't you make me study harder when I was young! 841 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,833 Children need to grow up happily. 842 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,916 Does it look like I'm happy? 843 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,791 -You were happy enough before today. -You got dumped! 844 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,875 -Get out! -Chao Chi-Hao! 845 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:37,458 Chao Chi-Hao, get the door! 846 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:39,416 I'm opening the door, now! 847 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,666 It's not the end of the world! You're being a bit dramatic. 848 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,083 Who are you looking for? 849 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,125 Hello! Is Fen here? 850 00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:06,500 What are you doing here? 851 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,583 The ladies at the salon told me that you got dumped. 852 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,208 I'm here to sign up. 853 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,208 Pardon me. 854 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:18,833 But, may I ask, uh… 855 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:20,625 It's Tai, isn't it? 856 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,083 What is it that you do for work? 857 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,583 A little bit of this and that. 858 00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,250 It's complicated. 859 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,875 -I'm a brother. -So, you're triad? 860 00:55:41,791 --> 00:55:44,208 Well, I'm sure you have 861 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:47,041 very good reasons for that, right? 862 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,125 Mmm. 863 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,833 There are no good reasons for criminal behavior. 864 00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:59,125 Every line of work has a dark side. 865 00:55:59,958 --> 00:56:01,750 We just do the best we can. 866 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,166 It's the movies that make us look bad, 867 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:06,416 depicting us as killers and crooks, 868 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,125 when really, we work hard to make money. 869 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:12,375 And tell us, what is it you actually do to make money? 870 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,458 -A lot of us read. -Sure. 871 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,166 We study law and business. 872 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:22,333 -Good. -You mean crime, don't you? 873 00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,708 I'm just kidding. 874 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,375 Then may I ask, if you don't mind, of course? 875 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:52,875 Have you killed anyone? 876 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,583 Not this week! 877 00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:00,166 Ah. 878 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,458 My personal motto. 879 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:17,916 First… 880 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:21,416 I don't rape. 881 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,583 Second, 882 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:25,166 I don't sell fake watches. 883 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:26,750 Third, 884 00:57:27,416 --> 00:57:29,583 no human trafficking to Cambodia. 885 00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:32,208 Four, I don't screw wives. 886 00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:33,500 Number five, 887 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:36,541 I always pay for my prostitutes. 888 00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:38,875 And six… 889 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,458 I can't take my eyes off of you. 890 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,333 If Fen sticks with me, 891 00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:49,750 I'll never allow you to lose face. 892 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,541 I swear on my dick. 893 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:57,333 The fact that Tai became a boss at such a young age 894 00:57:57,416 --> 00:58:00,208 tells me he must be a hard-working gangster. 895 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:03,125 Oh, well, his boss was suddenly killed. 896 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:04,458 By Tai? 897 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:05,375 No! 898 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:07,583 That day he was nearly killed as well! 899 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:11,625 But of course, he survived, and now, he's the boss. 900 00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,458 What if he suddenly dies? 901 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,708 He won't. He prays at temples. 902 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:18,958 He is a gangster, sweetie. Aren't you worried? 903 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,666 No, because I pray as well. 904 00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:25,791 What if… 905 00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,208 What if you break up? 906 00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:29,833 He might become dangerous. 907 00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:32,666 A gangster who becomes a scary ex lover 908 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,583 is worse than a normal one. 909 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,083 You bear that in mind. 910 00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:44,166 And don't get your whole family killed. 911 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,833 MURDERER 912 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:13,833 Grandpa! 913 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:15,000 Gramps! 914 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,458 Stop jerking off! 915 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:19,083 All the time! 916 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,125 My God! 917 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,625 When I'm the boss, 918 00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,708 first thing I'll do is replace this car. 919 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:28,208 This car 920 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,166 should never be replaced. 921 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:34,041 I joined the Sanlu Society as a teenager. 922 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,625 We've had eight bosses since. 923 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,416 All eight of them died in different ways. 924 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:43,583 One by random gunfire. 925 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:45,958 One was chopped to pieces. 926 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,875 Another one 927 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:50,291 was killed by being thrown from a tall building 928 00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:54,083 But… 929 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:58,458 not one of them died in this car. 930 00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:01,083 This car… 931 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:04,000 is said to be the Sanlu Society's 932 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,666 greatest achievement. 933 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,875 Hey, did you graduate? 934 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:11,666 Gangsters don't have to graduate. 935 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,291 I always just picked C. 936 01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:15,083 Hey, that's what I always did! 937 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:18,041 But not for every single question. 938 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,583 Only the ones that were too hard. 939 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,250 When did you start liking me? 940 01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,625 I don't know. I just do. 941 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:35,250 Well, I'm not sure if I like you yet. 942 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:37,333 Oh, I bet you're lying. 943 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,875 I'm a really popular guy. 944 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,958 Do you know how many girls love me? 945 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,000 Nice! 946 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,041 They line up outside my house every day. 947 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,708 They say I'm like Andy Lau. 948 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,708 Oh? Why is that? 949 01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:53,666 -Cause I'm a great singer. -Really? 950 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,416 Yes, really! 951 01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:00,041 How about you and I have sex? 952 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,625 Then I'll know either that you like me, 953 01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:04,791 or that you just wanted to have sex. 954 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,916 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 955 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,791 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 956 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:12,208 And also, I'll know if I like you and I just didn't realize. 957 01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:14,208 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 958 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:15,875 Just like K drama, yeah? 959 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,291 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 960 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,500 Got any thoughts? 961 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:28,625 Regarding your question. 962 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,166 As a healthy, able-bodied man… 963 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:36,208 …of course I'd like that, yeah. 964 01:01:36,291 --> 01:01:37,875 But I'd rather wait. 965 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:39,375 Because it's you. 966 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:40,875 You're special. 967 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:44,041 So I want to observe tradition. 968 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,791 I'd like our first time to be… 969 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:49,583 comfortable. 970 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,708 So… 971 01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:55,041 it feels, you know… 972 01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:58,083 it feels natural. 973 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,208 Do you think you might… 974 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,833 maybe give me a few more days 975 01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:07,958 so that I can make it special? 976 01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:09,500 Oh, you coward! 977 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,916 Go to hell! 978 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:16,583 Uh, boss? 979 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,708 This is what I think. 980 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,000 I think you need 981 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:22,500 to right now… 982 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,541 Uh… 983 01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:26,291 To go fuck Fen! 984 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,708 Yeah, fuck it! I choose C! 985 01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,041 Yes! 986 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:40,250 I'm not scared of gangsters! I've got one life. And I'll use it today. 987 01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,416 -It's not that. I mean-- -What is it? 988 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,375 Fen said she wanted to have sex. 989 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:45,708 But I… 990 01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:48,291 I wanted to wait, but she got angry and ran off. 991 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:51,333 -Please, help me. Will you let me in? -What do you want? 992 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:52,541 -To fuck. -What do you want? 993 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,541 -Uh… -What do you want? 994 01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:56,166 You had your chance and you chickened out! 995 01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:03,458 Thank you, sir. 996 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,625 Wait. 997 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,250 Is it a good dick? 998 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,791 Depends on your definition. 999 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,375 It used to be a naughty dick, but… 1000 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,125 Will it give my daughter STDs? 1001 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,708 No… 1002 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,791 When you go upstairs later, 1003 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,666 be gentle. 1004 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,333 Don't hurt my daughter. 1005 01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,791 My motto happens to be 1006 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,458 "Firm but gentle." 1007 01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:38,041 Be hard yet soft. 1008 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,291 Thank you, Auntie. 1009 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,500 It's true. 1010 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,166 German technology. 1011 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:22,500 Brand new. 1012 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,958 I'M SO LUCKY TO FIND MY MR. PERFECT 1013 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,833 What kind of person barges into a house 1014 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:51,916 demanding sex. 1015 01:04:53,916 --> 01:04:56,166 We could go somewhere else. 1016 01:04:56,916 --> 01:04:58,291 I know a lot of motels 1017 01:04:58,375 --> 01:04:59,708 with really good sex toys. 1018 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,875 Hey! You want us to go? 1019 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,125 My dad's already turned up the TV! 1020 01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:06,708 Coward. 1021 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,375 Ooh, you have such a good papa. 1022 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:14,000 Ah, ah, ah! Wait! 1023 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,625 Wait! 1024 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,291 Do you see this magic line? 1025 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208 Nope. 1026 01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:23,416 Wait! Wait! Get off! 1027 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,708 -Huh? -Go on! 1028 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,125 Keep going. 1029 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:29,833 Go on. 1030 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,333 Back up more. 1031 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:33,791 Squat down. 1032 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,833 I said wait! 1033 01:05:40,916 --> 01:05:42,833 Hey! My mom wanted me to ask. 1034 01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:44,375 If we were to break up, 1035 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:45,791 would you become scary? 1036 01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:48,000 -Oh, I'm scary now! -Be serious! 1037 01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:49,708 If I break up with you, 1038 01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:51,625 you can't kill my family, all right? 1039 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,208 Got it? 1040 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,750 Regardless of my past, 1041 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,250 blowjobs, 1042 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:04,875 hand jobs, 1043 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:06,458 tongue jobs, 1044 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,166 tit jobs, 1045 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:09,791 ice jobs, 1046 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,208 rim jobs, 1047 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:12,583 pop rocks jobs, 1048 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,708 fan Thanksgiving, 1049 01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,125 gang bangs… 1050 01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:20,833 Those were some wild days. 1051 01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:24,125 …backdoor straw, 1052 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,083 full body lick, 1053 01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:27,500 cowgirl style. 1054 01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:29,833 It's all in the past. 1055 01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:32,166 Beginning today… 1056 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,583 my dick… 1057 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,541 belongs to you. 1058 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:00,750 For the rest of my life, 1059 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,375 I'll only do you, Fen. 1060 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:08,833 Mm-hmm. 1061 01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:18,000 He comes to the pitch! 1062 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,708 He connects! 1063 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,041 What an explosion! 1064 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,375 It's gone to the heavens! 1065 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,708 No, no, no, sir. It's good stuff. 1066 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:25,791 It has everything. 1067 01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,583 Okay. Cheers. 1068 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:35,458 No! 1069 01:09:27,416 --> 01:09:31,625 If I'm bullied at school, can I say that I know the dragon pillar? 1070 01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,208 Real men 1071 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,250 handle their own problems. 1072 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,083 What if there's 100 of them? 1073 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:41,166 In that case, you probably did something to deserve it. 1074 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:44,375 Well, what if they were, like, 100, 1075 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:46,500 all trying to kick my ass at once? 1076 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,250 Okay. Show me how you'd handle it. 1077 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,125 You wanna fucking fight? 1078 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:51,083 I'm not scared! 1079 01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,916 I know the Dragon Pillar, Tai! 1080 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,625 Hey, Fen! 1081 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:00,333 Do you need help with those? 1082 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:03,500 Did you mean it? 1083 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:05,291 When you told me that I'm 1084 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,458 the only one. 1085 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:08,833 Of course I meant it. 1086 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:12,625 Unless someone had a gun to my head, 1087 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,333 and forced me to fuck someone else, 1088 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:16,333 it'll only ever be you. 1089 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,750 So, just because someone puts a gun to your head, 1090 01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,666 you'll have sex with another woman? 1091 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:28,125 No way. 1092 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:30,708 Even if it was a bazooka aimed at my head. 1093 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,791 I'd never make love to anyone else. 1094 01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:35,291 I'd rather die. 1095 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:38,291 But that's just dumb! 1096 01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:41,791 My God! You don't choose to die, idiot! Of course you do it! 1097 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,916 Just think of me when you're doing it. 1098 01:10:46,166 --> 01:10:47,250 You have to, 1099 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,833 or how else will you get back to me alive? 1100 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,333 Okay, but… 1101 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,166 at the time, 1102 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,666 I would do it with an unwilling heart. 1103 01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:57,791 And when I came, 1104 01:10:57,875 --> 01:10:59,916 it wouldn't be from the heart. 1105 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,541 And not genuine. 1106 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,000 I promise it'll be really fake. 1107 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:09,041 Sorry, but… 1108 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,333 I have a question. 1109 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,083 How can a man… 1110 01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,666 …fake an orgasm? 1111 01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:27,375 I feel really blessed to have the opportunity to go to Japan… 1112 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:31,166 -If Xuxiang goes to Japan now… -He won't last long. 1113 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:34,541 They'll figure him out! He'll be done by the World Baseball Classic next year. 1114 01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:37,583 Exactly! A dragon in Taiwan, a worm in Japan. 1115 01:11:37,666 --> 01:11:39,333 That's ignorant rubbish! 1116 01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:40,666 He's just that good! 1117 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:43,791 -Did you hear that? -Keep telling yourself that. 1118 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,041 I'm looking forward to it. And, yeah, I won't waste my hard work. 1119 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,666 Hey, Fen. 1120 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,083 I thought this was a date. 1121 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,291 Oh. Well, they wanted to come and watch the game. 1122 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:54,625 Hi, Miss Fen! 1123 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,458 I never saw any of you watch baseball. 1124 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:03,666 Hey, boss. 1125 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:06,541 Check this NFT price. You know how much I've made? 1126 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:07,750 Stop playing with that. 1127 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:11,125 Look, when you're the boss, you can do whatever you like. 1128 01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,875 Yeah, but you need to die, first. 1129 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:15,166 -Hey! What the hell? -What the hell? 1130 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:16,375 I'm telling you. 1131 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,333 I'm too hard to kill. 1132 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:19,750 I'll probably live to 100. 1133 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,333 Huh? 1134 01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:26,291 What? 1135 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,833 What if you weren't the boss? 1136 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,875 Oh, come on. 1137 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:32,583 You're not starting to doubt me? 1138 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,750 Nah. I'm just saying that even if you weren't boss, 1139 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,125 you could still hang with your friends. 1140 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,541 Miss Fen. Don't worry about that. 1141 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:42,916 What happened today, 1142 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,208 our shop was trashed by crazy people. 1143 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:48,708 It was a huge mess. 1144 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:50,416 Many of our girls were hurt. 1145 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,541 That doesn't make it better, you know? 1146 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,666 -Whoa! -Hey! 1147 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,666 Watch where you're going! 1148 01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,375 You're all gangsters, aren't you? 1149 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,958 -Yeah. So what if we are? -Get out of here! 1150 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:05,291 -You make pro baseball look bad. -Take your gambling and get out. 1151 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,000 You get out! 1152 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,750 You're just a bunch of punks! 1153 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,708 We don't want your violence here! 1154 01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:16,416 What did you say? 1155 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:21,458 You're not welcome here! 1156 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,958 Hey, you! I'll kick your ass! 1157 01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:32,666 You do that again, I'll cut your fucking hands off! 1158 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:33,916 Tai! 1159 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,541 Tai, relax, please! 1160 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:39,208 Miss Fen. Tell you what. 1161 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:40,625 You'll be so surprised 1162 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,500 your bra will fly up. 1163 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:44,916 Is it a marriage proposal? 1164 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,916 -You know I won't say yes. -Miss Fen. Your phone. 1165 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,083 Here. 1166 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:51,791 I'm going home. 1167 01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,458 Don't be like that! Hey, Miss Fen! Come on. 1168 01:13:54,541 --> 01:13:55,458 It'll be fun! 1169 01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,000 Let's go in. Come on! 1170 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:02,666 Through here. 1171 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,625 Hey! 1172 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,000 Look who's here! 1173 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:23,083 ZHENG XUXIANG 1174 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:40,125 Whoa! 1175 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:52,333 Hey! 1176 01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:53,875 What are you doing? 1177 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,708 -That's my woman! -Oh, your woman! 1178 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:59,125 -You can't touch her! -Oh! Zheng Xuxiang! Wassup? 1179 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,416 -Hey, Tai. -Yeah? 1180 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,458 Listen. 1181 01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:12,791 When I get back from Japan and have nothing to do, 1182 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:16,000 how about you let me be your underling. 1183 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,333 No problem. 1184 01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:30,041 Xuxiang and I were childhood friends. 1185 01:15:30,916 --> 01:15:32,375 Xuxiang! 1186 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:42,791 Whoa! Oh! 1187 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,541 This is brand new! 1188 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,666 -Just signed by Xuxiang! -Yeah. 1189 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,708 All you people, 1190 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:02,375 you don't even watch baseball. 1191 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:03,625 Huh? 1192 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,333 You don't watch baseball. You're all big fakes. 1193 01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:10,000 -What did you say? -Huh? 1194 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,500 Hey, shut up, everyone! My woman's speaking. 1195 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,125 None of you even like to watch baseball! 1196 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,791 God, I forgot how much I hate pathetic posers! 1197 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,375 Gamble yourselves to death, 1198 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,458 but stop insulting baseball! 1199 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,833 Oh, no. Ma'am, um… 1200 01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:31,958 Tai and I have known each other… 1201 01:16:32,041 --> 01:16:33,625 -…for a long-- -And Xuxiang! 1202 01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:35,000 You're my idol! 1203 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:37,291 So, I wish I hadn't seen you like this. 1204 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:41,041 Miss Fen. 1205 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:44,750 Xuxiang came from his team's celebration 1206 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,541 to keep partying. 1207 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,416 -Yeah. -It's a special occasion. 1208 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:49,750 Yeah, come on. 1209 01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:51,541 It's pathetic. 1210 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,500 Hey! 1211 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:08,166 Where are you going? 1212 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,250 -Wait! Wait! -I'm upset I fell for the wrong guy! 1213 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,083 Hey! Come back inside! 1214 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,500 I thought you'd like that. 1215 01:17:15,583 --> 01:17:18,333 No. You like that everyone's scared of you. 1216 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,791 Well, so am I! 1217 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:25,208 I'll say it one last time, Xuxiang is my friend. 1218 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,083 And we've been friends for years. 1219 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:28,500 He's leaving for Japan. 1220 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,875 So, I'm having a drink with my friend. 1221 01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:32,416 Yeah? 1222 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,875 So then, you do that. 1223 01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,041 Go on! 1224 01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:40,458 What do you want? 1225 01:17:40,541 --> 01:17:42,958 -Come inside! -What are you gonna do if I won't? 1226 01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:45,625 Well, go on! 1227 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:46,875 Hit me! 1228 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,125 Hit me! 1229 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:56,291 Hey! There's a gangster here! 1230 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:58,583 Damaging property! Call the cops! 1231 01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:01,958 It was all for you! Even wearing this ugly haircut! 1232 01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:03,416 And I hate it! 1233 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:16,916 Well, then. 1234 01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:22,166 -Anything else you'd like to say? -You were a mistake! 1235 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,333 I apologize. 1236 01:18:48,916 --> 01:18:49,958 Forget the club. 1237 01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:52,875 We'll leave together. 1238 01:18:57,916 --> 01:18:58,750 Mister. 1239 01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:00,791 I will call the cops. 1240 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:11,625 Fuck! 1241 01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,208 Thank you! 1242 01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:43,250 I have loved working here. 1243 01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,583 Look after yourselves. 1244 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:50,000 What are you crying about? 1245 01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:52,083 DRAGON PILLAR - TAI 1246 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,708 Hey. Is there something wrong? 1247 01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:09,708 My dick… 1248 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:12,708 isn't mine any longer. 1249 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,125 Let's just ignore him. 1250 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,583 Fuck boy. 1251 01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:45,125 My name's Fannie. 1252 01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,458 -Ask for me next time you're here. -Thank you. 1253 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:49,833 Miss Fen? 1254 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,791 Oh! Hey! 1255 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:15,083 Hey! 1256 01:22:15,166 --> 01:22:16,000 Hey, hey! 1257 01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:18,875 Can you be a bit more gentle? 1258 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:23,375 I've never thrown a game. 1259 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:25,083 Oh, you're so amazing. 1260 01:22:25,583 --> 01:22:27,416 How proud we all are. 1261 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,875 Let's give him a round of applause! 1262 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:37,416 Hey. 1263 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,958 Has Bored Ape been crashing? 1264 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:43,208 Relax. 1265 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:45,041 Check out my Bitcoin. 1266 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,291 TAI: 10:30PM AT GOLDPOOL. YOU AND ME 1267 01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:53,666 Damn! That's an awesome trade. 1268 01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:58,291 We could branch out on our own, you and me. 1269 01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:16,291 Tai was… 1270 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,208 a senior on my baseball team. 1271 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,458 He played like shit. 1272 01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:23,208 But insisted on being the capt-- Hey. 1273 01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:24,458 Hey! 1274 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:40,416 He really was shit, but insisted on being the captain. 1275 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,416 And the captain is the cleanup hitter. 1276 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:46,458 Did you know he postponed graduation to be the cleanup hitter? 1277 01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:48,125 Embarrassing. 1278 01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:50,750 He killed our game momentum every time. 1279 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,833 And he couldn't even string hits together. 1280 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:57,041 Actually, he knew we thought he was terrible. 1281 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:59,416 -But he refused to change. -One, two, three! 1282 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,500 He'd make up excuses, make us run laps butt naked. 1283 01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:05,125 -He made us run all night long, too. -One, two, three! 1284 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,708 One, two, three! 1285 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:10,708 -From now on… -One, two, three! 1286 01:24:10,791 --> 01:24:15,208 …leading us to the national championship… One, two, three! 1287 01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:18,458 …will be my only goal! Have you got that? One, two… 1288 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:20,291 Yes, Captain! Three! 1289 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:21,875 And I promise you this, 1290 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,791 until that day, I will not die! 1291 01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:27,625 -Again! -What is he on about? 1292 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,666 -We're only 16. -One, two, three! 1293 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:34,458 -It's pretty hard for us to die. -One, two, three! 1294 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:38,166 Once, a second baseman on our team 1295 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,791 did something stupid 1296 01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:43,416 and a whole bunch of gangsters 1297 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,458 charged in and attacked the guy. 1298 01:24:46,041 --> 01:24:49,000 We couldn't believe our coach didn't know what to do. 1299 01:24:49,083 --> 01:24:50,916 He just ran away and hid himself. 1300 01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:02,666 The ball. The ball. The ball! 1301 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,916 The ball! The ball! 1302 01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:11,541 Tai was ferocious. 1303 01:25:11,625 --> 01:25:13,208 He took a bat himself, 1304 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,500 and charged in. 1305 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:17,833 Took out a bunch of them straight away. 1306 01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:20,166 That's when we realized that Tai 1307 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,250 was a cleanup hitter of people. 1308 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,000 He inspired all of us. 1309 01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:28,375 After all, 1310 01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,125 we were a team. 1311 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,250 We were training every day. 1312 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:33,500 We were doing weights. 1313 01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:34,916 So, we were super fit. 1314 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:37,916 We each grabbed a bat, just like Tai. 1315 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:39,958 And started swinging. 1316 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:42,000 Charge! Charge! 1317 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:45,416 -Get them! -Get them! 1318 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,625 Charge! 1319 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:03,041 Afterwards, when everyone found out about the fight, 1320 01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:05,041 it was a major deal. 1321 01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:07,333 And Tai said 1322 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:08,916 he was the captain. 1323 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,208 So, it was… 1324 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:15,625 his responsibility. 1325 01:26:15,708 --> 01:26:17,250 It was just me. 1326 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,125 The whole thing was me alone. 1327 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:21,541 Your coach said it was the whole team involved. 1328 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,083 No, it was just me. 1329 01:26:23,166 --> 01:26:24,083 Watch! 1330 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,000 Bam! 1331 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,666 Ah… 1332 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:29,625 Bing! 1333 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:32,291 Boom! 1334 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:34,875 Ah! 1335 01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:37,583 This is the replay! 1336 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,041 Ah! 1337 01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:42,875 -Ya! -He got expelled. 1338 01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:44,833 From now on, 1339 01:26:44,916 --> 01:26:46,583 no more excuses! 1340 01:26:47,166 --> 01:26:48,625 I wanna see this team 1341 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,250 in the championship! 1342 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,291 It's not so bad. 1343 01:26:59,625 --> 01:27:00,916 Give me a smile. 1344 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,083 Come on, you guys. 1345 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:04,750 It's up to you, now. 1346 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:07,916 You're champions. 1347 01:27:22,291 --> 01:27:25,083 The next time I heard anything about him, 1348 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:26,500 he was already a gangster. 1349 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:31,583 I've been pro for 13 years. 1350 01:27:32,375 --> 01:27:34,000 And during all that time, 1351 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,208 Tai kept putting the word out. 1352 01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:42,041 Any person who dared to give me even a drop of alcohol, 1353 01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,458 no matter how powerful 1354 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:46,083 the gang he belongs to is, 1355 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,416 Tai said he'll destroy him. 1356 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,500 Tai escaped to Shenzhen for two years. 1357 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,750 I don't think you heard me clearly. 1358 01:27:57,416 --> 01:27:58,833 So, I brought a hearing aid. 1359 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:04,458 And he put a gang leader from the coast in hospital. 1360 01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:08,875 Back then, 1361 01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:11,291 the second baseman 1362 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:13,208 who did something stupid… 1363 01:28:15,375 --> 01:28:16,250 was me. 1364 01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:21,583 I am able to go and play in Japan, now, 1365 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,583 without any criminal record, 1366 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,791 all thanks to Tai. 1367 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,875 I'd like to repay him, 1368 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,375 by finding him… 1369 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,041 …a good wife. 1370 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:02,083 Hmm? 1371 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:04,750 Uh. Oh! 1372 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:26,458 Hey! 1373 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,791 Huh? 1374 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,458 Every time someone's on base 1375 01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:31,250 and it's two strikes, three balls, 1376 01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:32,500 your posture's off. 1377 01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:36,416 You gotta tuck your elbow in a little. All right? 1378 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,250 -Really? -Yeah! 1379 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,125 Okay. 1380 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,250 Why did you want to see me? 1381 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,291 Are you peeing? 1382 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:26,458 What the hell, boss? No! 1383 01:30:30,583 --> 01:30:32,083 Look at yourself. 1384 01:30:32,166 --> 01:30:33,916 You're ignoring the business. 1385 01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:36,250 You don't care who killed Hsing. 1386 01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:38,333 And now, you're pissing everywhere. 1387 01:30:38,416 --> 01:30:40,833 Ever since Fen dumped you, you've been totally useless. 1388 01:30:40,916 --> 01:30:42,125 It was mutual. 1389 01:30:43,416 --> 01:30:45,666 There are girls like Fen in every shop. 1390 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:47,583 Two hundred a night. 1391 01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:50,250 Three hundred. 1392 01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:52,625 Four hundred, then. 1393 01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:54,208 When she means it, 1394 01:30:54,958 --> 01:30:56,250 at least five grand. 1395 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,500 So you met a decent girl and she broke your heart. 1396 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,041 Act like a boss, yeah? 1397 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,958 What's so great about being boss? 1398 01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:03,708 If you want it, 1399 01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,375 it's yours. 1400 01:31:07,416 --> 01:31:08,500 Huh? 1401 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:13,208 Okay. If you want control, 1402 01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:14,750 you can have it. 1403 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:16,583 And from now on, 1404 01:31:17,333 --> 01:31:19,500 you can handle the money however you want. 1405 01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:20,458 It's up to you. 1406 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:22,333 And if you lose it, 1407 01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:23,916 you kneel before the brothers. 1408 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,958 What are you saying? 1409 01:31:29,041 --> 01:31:30,291 I never wanted that. 1410 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,458 Long Legs. 1411 01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:28,875 There's something… 1412 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,125 I wanna tell you. 1413 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:34,958 -For your ears only. -Hmm. 1414 01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:37,875 That night, 1415 01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:40,666 seeing those Thais, 1416 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,666 a dozen killers, 1417 01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:45,500 each knife massive, 1418 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:47,750 makes your legs weak. 1419 01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:53,833 Hsing was… 1420 01:33:06,583 --> 01:33:09,000 That's right. I'm the boss. 1421 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:11,041 I fuck dragon pussy. 1422 01:33:11,125 --> 01:33:13,291 Oh! I wanna fuck dragon pussy, too! 1423 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:14,625 Get in line! 1424 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:21,500 These friends of yours, boss? 1425 01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:25,708 -Oh, fuck! -Motherfuckers! 1426 01:33:25,791 --> 01:33:27,583 -Let's go! -Keep them off me! 1427 01:33:33,166 --> 01:33:34,166 He just… 1428 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,041 shoved me at them, 1429 01:33:36,708 --> 01:33:37,875 and took off running. 1430 01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:44,041 Dying for your boss is 1431 01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:45,208 part of the deal. 1432 01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:47,625 But, 1433 01:33:47,708 --> 01:33:49,333 being pushed by the boss. 1434 01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:53,208 I don't know. 1435 01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:56,041 Maybe it's just me. 1436 01:33:58,958 --> 01:34:00,125 Hmm… 1437 01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,666 I think it was cowardly. 1438 01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:07,791 You think you're the boss? 1439 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:08,875 Hmm. 1440 01:34:24,208 --> 01:34:26,333 I thought you invited me here… 1441 01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,375 …to tell me that you killed Hsing. 1442 01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:33,208 Fuck! I almost died that day! 1443 01:34:34,833 --> 01:34:36,416 You were stabbed three times 1444 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,916 and you still survived! 1445 01:34:38,583 --> 01:34:40,333 What was I supposed to think? 1446 01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,416 How? 1447 01:34:42,916 --> 01:34:44,125 How are you not dead? 1448 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:47,333 You know I've been stabbed before, one time here, one time here. 1449 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:49,291 Who knows? Maybe my stomach's this big. 1450 01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:51,291 -There's no way! -Like you'd know. 1451 01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,166 If you're not the boss, 1452 01:34:58,250 --> 01:34:59,291 what'll you do? 1453 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:04,583 Go back to Fen. 1454 01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:11,291 If I get cut standing in line at Costco, 1455 01:35:11,375 --> 01:35:12,708 you'll have to come and save me. 1456 01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:16,458 No way! Bosses always die. That's your problem. 1457 01:35:16,541 --> 01:35:18,500 I thought you wanted to be the boss. 1458 01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:19,416 The dragon. 1459 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:22,708 -I'm not ready to die. You do it! -I already bought you a coffin! 1460 01:35:22,791 --> 01:35:24,000 -Mr. Dragon! -You die first! 1461 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:26,208 What's that? 1462 01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:36,375 Sorry, it's not personal. 1463 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,583 Motherfucker! 1464 01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:40,166 Long Legs. Are you scared to die? 1465 01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:43,125 Don't worry. I won't push you. 1466 01:36:21,458 --> 01:36:23,708 WE HAVEN'T REALLY BROKEN UP 1467 01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:26,500 WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING? 1468 01:36:33,333 --> 01:36:35,666 Who sent these guys? 1469 01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:36,958 How should I know? 1470 01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:57,541 Go! Go! 1471 01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,708 Long Legs. 1472 01:38:06,791 --> 01:38:07,875 I promise, 1473 01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:10,458 I'll get you out of here. 1474 01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:42,750 You know what? 1475 01:39:44,625 --> 01:39:46,291 I really do love you, Tai. 1476 01:40:01,750 --> 01:40:04,875 Wow! Tai, Tai, Tai! 1477 01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:06,875 They said you were hard to kill, 1478 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:09,375 but I never thought it'd be this hard. 1479 01:40:10,541 --> 01:40:11,666 Wow! 1480 01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:16,500 Long Legs. 1481 01:40:16,583 --> 01:40:17,791 I'm sorry. 1482 01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:20,208 But my boss really wants that urban renewal. 1483 01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,125 You understand. It's just business. 1484 01:40:22,208 --> 01:40:24,250 Whoa, whoa! 1485 01:40:26,625 --> 01:40:28,041 Oh! Fuck me! 1486 01:40:31,708 --> 01:40:33,333 We get along so well. 1487 01:40:34,041 --> 01:40:35,916 Are you sure you don't wanna team up? 1488 01:40:36,833 --> 01:40:37,708 Uh? 1489 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,833 I wasn't serious. 1490 01:40:56,125 --> 01:40:57,083 Boss Chuan. 1491 01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,416 We're just about done. 1492 01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:22,291 Survive this. 1493 01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:41,958 Oh, let me make an NFT. 1494 01:41:49,041 --> 01:41:52,333 Do you see the Goddess of Mercy? 1495 01:41:54,375 --> 01:41:58,666 Fen is my Goddess of Mercy. 1496 01:42:01,916 --> 01:42:04,708 Didn't you say you'd get me out of here? 1497 01:42:04,791 --> 01:42:06,750 You're the Dragon Pillar. 1498 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,375 I've been stabbed multiple times. 1499 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,333 How many is multiple? 1500 01:42:14,416 --> 01:42:18,500 I'm fed up with your poor math. 1501 01:42:19,125 --> 01:42:21,708 … 1502 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:28,291 Forget it. I better get you out of here instead. 1503 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:33,375 What? What are you on about? 1504 01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:40,750 It's very easy to call for help these days. 1505 01:42:40,833 --> 01:42:43,041 Boss! 1506 01:42:43,125 --> 01:42:44,250 Boss! 1507 01:43:17,125 --> 01:43:18,875 When did you start liking me? 1508 01:43:19,458 --> 01:43:21,083 I just do. 1509 01:43:21,166 --> 01:43:24,083 Is it because I'm pretty? Or because I can sing? 1510 01:43:25,583 --> 01:43:27,500 Ah! Because I saved you? 1511 01:43:27,583 --> 01:43:29,666 Sure. I'm returning the favor. 1512 01:43:30,166 --> 01:43:32,583 Oh, come on! Just answer! 1513 01:43:32,666 --> 01:43:33,541 I am! 1514 01:43:33,625 --> 01:43:36,375 I just like you. You tick all the boxes. Huh? 1515 01:43:46,208 --> 01:43:48,291 Oh, you're so fierce! 1516 01:43:48,375 --> 01:43:50,041 You can just go like that. 1517 01:44:06,041 --> 01:44:07,291 Forget the hospital. 1518 01:44:10,875 --> 01:44:12,875 -Take me to Fen. -Don't worry! 1519 01:44:12,958 --> 01:44:16,958 -No one ever dies in this car! -That's true! No need for a doctor. 1520 01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,291 We'll take you to Miss Fen. 1521 01:44:19,916 --> 01:44:21,541 She'll take care of your needs 1522 01:44:21,625 --> 01:44:23,708 and, uh, rub you down. 1523 01:44:24,250 --> 01:44:26,541 All right? Don't worry, boss. 1524 01:44:26,625 --> 01:44:28,125 This is no ordinary car. 1525 01:44:28,208 --> 01:44:29,875 No boss has ever died in this car. 1526 01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,666 -Don't fall asleep. -Right! 1527 01:44:32,750 --> 01:44:35,416 -Faster! Hurry! -All right! Take it easy! 1528 01:44:35,500 --> 01:44:37,708 Boss, don't fall asleep! 1529 01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:40,041 -We're nearly there. -Faster! 1530 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,833 Boss Chuan. Boss Chuan. 1531 01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:50,250 It's all done. 1532 01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,583 I was going to get some-- 1533 01:45:06,291 --> 01:45:07,458 Sure thing. 1534 01:45:08,208 --> 01:45:09,500 I'll take care of it. 1535 01:45:10,958 --> 01:45:12,500 My friend wants to ask. 1536 01:45:13,500 --> 01:45:15,041 Where will you sleep? 1537 01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,041 In the mountains? 1538 01:45:17,708 --> 01:45:18,916 In the ocean? 1539 01:45:19,875 --> 01:45:21,083 Or perhaps in a puddle? 1540 01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,916 Thank you, Boss Tung. 1541 01:46:07,208 --> 01:46:08,291 Fishy. 1542 01:46:10,916 --> 01:46:12,125 Please tell Fen… 1543 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,208 I remember when… 1544 01:46:23,125 --> 01:46:24,916 …she shaved off my eyebrow. 1545 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,125 You tell her. 1546 01:46:45,958 --> 01:46:46,958 Tell her! 1547 01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:48,833 She's right there! 1548 01:46:50,416 --> 01:46:53,291 Get out! Go and tell her yourself! 1549 01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:55,083 Get out! 1550 01:46:56,250 --> 01:46:57,750 Aren't you gonna fuck Fen? 1551 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:00,458 Go tell her yourself! 1552 01:47:00,541 --> 01:47:02,500 I'm the boss now! 1553 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:04,458 I'm ordering you! Get out now! 1554 01:47:08,250 --> 01:47:09,500 Get out! 1555 01:47:15,833 --> 01:47:16,958 Tai, come on! 1556 01:47:20,291 --> 01:47:21,541 Tai! 1557 01:47:22,583 --> 01:47:23,791 Tai! 1558 01:47:30,250 --> 01:47:31,750 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP 1559 01:48:15,791 --> 01:48:16,708 Hey. 1560 01:48:17,708 --> 01:48:18,583 Mm-hmm? 1561 01:48:20,625 --> 01:48:22,291 I'm not the boss anymore. 1562 01:48:27,375 --> 01:48:28,458 Okay. 1563 01:48:29,833 --> 01:48:31,000 Well done. 1564 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:33,750 -Oh, yeah? -Mmm. 1565 01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:36,375 You gonna support me? 1566 01:48:37,625 --> 01:48:39,375 I have a lot of customers. 1567 01:48:40,166 --> 01:48:42,291 And they're all regulars, so… 1568 01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:43,458 it'll be fine. 1569 01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,500 All finished. 1570 01:48:51,083 --> 01:48:54,541 And do you want anything else, sir? 1571 01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:01,625 I remember it was also raining 1572 01:51:02,708 --> 01:51:03,958 the night I met you. 1573 01:51:06,750 --> 01:51:07,833 But tonight 1574 01:51:08,708 --> 01:51:10,000 was when my luck 1575 01:51:11,416 --> 01:51:12,500 ran out. 1576 01:52:31,958 --> 01:52:36,041 So someone actually put a gun to your head? 1577 01:52:37,416 --> 01:52:38,958 Didn't we already agree? 1578 01:52:40,916 --> 01:52:42,500 And so, you did it? 1579 01:52:44,166 --> 01:52:45,458 Of course I did it. 1580 01:52:47,375 --> 01:52:48,416 And I faked it. 1581 01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:04,083 Tai's stomach must be tiny. 1582 01:53:04,583 --> 01:53:05,875 Or full of shit. 1583 01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:08,833 Take me to the hospital. 1584 01:53:08,916 --> 01:53:10,166 I'm actually dying. 1585 01:53:10,250 --> 01:53:11,750 Yes, Dragon! 1586 01:53:20,416 --> 01:53:22,375 How can you still be alive? 1587 01:53:22,916 --> 01:53:24,375 Are you really okay? 1588 01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:27,416 Don't worry. It's a Chinese New Year film. 1589 01:53:28,416 --> 01:53:31,375 I don't think that's our release date. 1590 01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:33,708 Doesn't matter. 1591 01:53:33,791 --> 01:53:35,291 Every day is a celebration. 1592 01:53:35,791 --> 01:53:37,916 And love never dies. 1593 01:53:49,791 --> 01:53:50,708 What do you want? 1594 01:54:32,125 --> 01:54:33,750 XUXIANG'S DESIGNATED HAIRDRESSER 1595 01:54:38,791 --> 01:54:40,291 Orange spare ribs. 1596 01:54:43,250 --> 01:54:45,666 Every time, orange spare ribs! 1597 01:54:50,250 --> 01:54:51,375 Well… 1598 01:54:52,416 --> 01:54:53,625 what do you want? 1599 01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:56,000 You have to guess. 1600 01:55:00,625 --> 01:55:02,708 Leave me alone. I am reading. 1601 01:55:07,333 --> 01:55:08,708 Don't look at me! 1602 01:55:13,083 --> 01:55:14,458 Why are you still looking? 1603 01:55:15,208 --> 01:55:17,208 Oh! I'm calling the cops! 1604 01:55:18,041 --> 01:55:19,458 Don't laugh! 1605 01:55:20,083 --> 01:55:21,416 Please, go away! 1606 01:55:22,416 --> 01:55:25,625 Oh. So, what business is he doing now? 1607 01:55:26,708 --> 01:55:29,416 Who would know? But he's obsessed with location. 1608 01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:30,875 It's crazy! 1609 01:55:31,375 --> 01:55:34,333 All day looking at shopfronts, but with zero ideas! 1610 01:55:34,958 --> 01:55:36,708 If I didn't have his child in here, 1611 01:55:36,791 --> 01:55:38,166 I'd kick him to the curb! 1612 01:55:38,708 --> 01:55:40,750 Gramps! Cut it out! 1613 01:55:45,375 --> 01:55:46,500 When you win a fight, 1614 01:55:46,583 --> 01:55:48,208 you rise up the ranks! Yeah! 1615 01:56:02,833 --> 01:56:04,375 Excuse me sir. 1616 01:56:04,458 --> 01:56:06,541 My girlfriend's grandmother… 1617 01:56:07,208 --> 01:56:09,125 uh… just passed away. 1618 01:56:09,666 --> 01:56:10,750 Uh… 1619 01:56:10,833 --> 01:56:12,666 Can I please request that, uh… 1620 01:56:13,625 --> 01:56:15,375 that, uh, if you must curse, 1621 01:56:15,458 --> 01:56:17,041 then, please, not that word. 1622 01:56:17,125 --> 01:56:19,000 I mean, others are fine. 1623 01:56:19,541 --> 01:56:21,083 Just not that one. 1624 01:56:22,250 --> 01:56:24,375 Sorry for interrupting your meal. 1625 01:56:25,458 --> 01:56:28,500 Good job. Well done. 1626 01:56:28,583 --> 01:56:32,416 WE'VE GOT MORE, STAY… OR NOT 1627 01:56:49,916 --> 01:56:52,166 Oh, okay. Are we ready? 1628 01:56:52,250 --> 01:56:53,291 Okay. 1629 01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:55,458 Uh, hi. Well, uh… 1630 01:56:55,541 --> 01:56:58,958 Hi, everyone. I'm Giddens Ko. Director. 1631 01:56:59,041 --> 01:57:01,166 Why introduce yourself? 1632 01:57:01,250 --> 01:57:05,791 An introduction is still needed. There's only sound without visuals. 1633 01:57:05,875 --> 01:57:07,500 I see. 1634 01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:09,958 Hello, everyone! I'm Daniel Hong. 1635 01:57:10,041 --> 01:57:12,125 Hello, everyone. I'm Fen. 1636 01:57:14,291 --> 01:57:15,458 What do we do now? 1637 01:57:15,541 --> 01:57:18,500 -This is awkward, right? -Yes. 1638 01:57:18,583 --> 01:57:20,791 Wait, we still have three minutes of credit roll. 1639 01:57:20,875 --> 01:57:23,708 It's already-- The song should be over, now. Right? 1640 01:57:24,458 --> 01:57:26,750 Vivian, what about my directing, this time? 1641 01:57:26,833 --> 01:57:28,458 Is there anything I can improve on? 1642 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:31,541 -Quite a lot. -Shit! For example? 1643 01:57:31,625 --> 01:57:34,500 For example, you didn't help me realize my dream. 1644 01:57:34,583 --> 01:57:37,000 I told you from the first day of shooting 1645 01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:38,916 that I wanna sing the theme song. 1646 01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:42,500 -But you never let me sing! -Oh, that is right. That's true. 1647 01:57:42,583 --> 01:57:45,333 I did ask Daniel to reach out to you to sing the theme song. 1648 01:57:45,416 --> 01:57:48,375 -I also asked him. I even-- -Yes. 1649 01:57:48,458 --> 01:57:51,833 Because I've already… Our leading man is already a singer. 1650 01:57:51,916 --> 01:57:56,083 -Right? I thought he'd ask you to sing. -We tried it, but the key… 1651 01:57:56,166 --> 01:57:58,250 If you sing in that key, we can't sing along. 1652 01:57:58,333 --> 01:58:00,541 My vocal range is wide, okay? 1653 01:58:00,625 --> 01:58:03,375 Yeah. Wait, so… Then, I thought, 1654 01:58:03,458 --> 01:58:05,833 "Fuck! How about having Vivian come harmonize?" 1655 01:58:05,916 --> 01:58:07,750 But then, we discussed how it felt. 1656 01:58:07,833 --> 01:58:11,833 I even asked the director if it would be embarrassing to let her harmonize. 1657 01:58:11,916 --> 01:58:15,583 -Like, tell her to come and hum. -I can go, "Doo-doo-doo". 1658 01:58:15,666 --> 01:58:18,458 Yeah! We were embarrassed to ask you to do that. 1659 01:58:18,541 --> 01:58:21,916 Yes. Hey! Once she-- Once she comes in, 1660 01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:25,250 you can't reach the pitch? You're professionals. She's an actress. 1661 01:58:25,333 --> 01:58:29,083 It's because of the key. It won't go smoothly. It won't match. 1662 01:58:29,166 --> 01:58:31,791 Oh, I see. Well, that's an excuse, yes. 1663 01:58:31,875 --> 01:58:33,666 So, what do we do? 1664 01:58:33,750 --> 01:58:36,916 Vivian's lifelong dream is to sing and release an EP. 1665 01:58:37,000 --> 01:58:40,000 She's the female lead, yet she still can't sing the theme song. 1666 01:58:40,083 --> 01:58:42,958 Why don't you help me write a song for Fen? 1667 01:58:43,458 --> 01:58:45,916 Okay, fine. In the next one, then. 1668 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:48,458 -Okay, sure. -There's a sequel? 1669 01:58:48,541 --> 01:58:51,333 Are you filming a sequel, Mr. Ko? 1670 01:58:51,416 --> 01:58:54,208 We will see. Or would you rather sing now? 1671 01:58:54,791 --> 01:58:57,250 If you sing now, Daniel and I will harmonize for you. 1672 01:58:57,333 --> 01:58:59,708 No! The credit roll is almost finished! 1673 01:58:59,791 --> 01:59:03,375 I'm not lying. I'm the director. I can make the credit finish later. 1674 01:59:03,458 --> 01:59:05,083 If you really wanted me to sing, 1675 01:59:05,166 --> 01:59:07,500 you could've let me sing in these three minutes 1676 01:59:07,583 --> 01:59:09,250 instead of all the blabbering! 1677 01:59:09,333 --> 01:59:11,708 This is okay. Let's rearrange the music. 1678 01:59:11,791 --> 01:59:13,541 -Daniel, you okay with that? -I'm okay. 1679 01:59:13,625 --> 01:59:16,666 -No! You're all lying to me! -We're not lying! 1680 01:59:16,750 --> 01:59:18,291 Look at me! Look at my face. 1681 01:59:18,375 --> 01:59:21,041 Your eyes are too small. I can't see them. 1682 01:59:21,125 --> 01:59:23,833 Fuck, I'm usually most annoyed with procrastinating, 1683 01:59:23,916 --> 01:59:25,375 cheating, and cutting off songs. 1684 01:59:25,458 --> 01:59:28,333 -No! You're all lying! -Fuck, should I just sing? 1685 01:59:28,416 --> 01:59:30,791 Right. Daniel should sing. He’s a professional. 1686 01:59:30,875 --> 01:59:32,875 Sure. Do you want to sing with me? 1687 01:59:32,958 --> 01:59:34,958 -Sure, I'll do it. -Here we go. 1688 01:59:35,041 --> 01:59:36,625 -Ready? One-- -I'll go first. 1689 01:59:36,708 --> 01:59:39,666 -Okay, you go first. -Your key is different from mine! 1690 01:59:39,750 --> 01:59:42,583 -Okay, we'll help you harmonize. -Okay, let's go! 1691 01:59:42,666 --> 01:59:44,083 Okay, ready. I'm ready! 1692 01:59:44,625 --> 01:59:45,666 All right, the intro. 1693 01:59:51,250 --> 01:59:52,333 Like this…