1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,041 [suspenseful music] 3 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:08,916 -[engine revving] -[tires squealing] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,916 [music ends] 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,625 [drumroll] 7 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:26,208 [crash] 8 00:00:43,541 --> 00:00:46,000 [rain pouring] 9 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,166 [announcer] Zheng Xuxiang is stepping up to the plate. 10 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,041 His incredible performance these last few years 11 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:03,208 has attracted the attention of Nippon professional baseball… 12 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:07,125 [girl, in man voice] These bangs are the perfect look for a slugger like me. 13 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:09,500 [in normal voice] Don't exaggerate. 14 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:12,833 [in man voice] Um… Give me the kind of haircut 15 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:16,000 that will make me smash more home runs. 16 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,125 [in normal voice] Hmm. Let me think. 17 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,666 [in man voice] Hey! Why are you still cutting? 18 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,916 [in normal voice] I always take it one snip at a time. 19 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:27,750 So, then. 20 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,291 Is this all right? 21 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:31,541 [in man voice] Hmm. It's perfect. 22 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:36,541 [in normal voice] There is, uh, one thing I wanted to tell you. 23 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,166 And just hear me out, okay? 24 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:42,000 I noticed that when someone's on the plate, 25 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,041 and it's two strikes, three balls, 26 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:48,000 your stance is always off by just a little bit. 27 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:51,833 I wonder if maybe you tucked your elbows in, 28 00:01:51,916 --> 00:01:53,833 it could work a bit better? 29 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:56,250 -[announcer] He connects on the pitch! -[gasps] 30 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:59,250 [announcer] It's a hit! The ball rolls to the home run wall. 31 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,000 The outfielder passes it back. 32 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,333 -Zheng is heading for third base. Safe! -[gasps] 33 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:05,125 -[rain pouring] -[thunder rumbling] 34 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,166 [panting] 35 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,833 [ominous music] 36 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,791 [assailant, in Thai] Bastard, where are you going? 37 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:18,041 Kill him! 38 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:19,916 [man grunts] 39 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,041 -[blade swishes] -[man groans] 40 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,000 [groaning] 41 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:33,875 [in English] Who are you? 42 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,625 [in Thai] Life and death 43 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:40,458 are determined by fate. 44 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:42,041 [in English] Fuck you. 45 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:44,000 [groaning] 46 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,375 Where's the other one? 47 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,958 -[chiming] -[gasps] 48 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,166 [in English] What do you want? 49 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:56,708 [panting] 50 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:58,208 [thunderclap] 51 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,375 [doorbell chimes] 52 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:14,875 [ominous music continues] 53 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,666 [assailant, in Thai] It's not him! 54 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,666 [gasps] 55 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,291 [men speaking indistinctly] 56 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,958 [ominous music continues] 57 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,250 [gulps] 58 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,833 [heartbeat] 59 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,833 [announcer] One out! One ball, no strikes. 60 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:19,208 Rakuten leads by one point. 61 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,291 Here's the pitch! 62 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,458 -It's a hit! Home run! -[shrieks] 63 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,375 -[assailant 1, in Thai] Found him? -[assailant 2] Don't see him. 64 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,625 [panting] 65 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,583 [cheers and whistles over phone] 66 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,291 [loud gurgling] 67 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,333 [gurgling intensifies] 68 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:47,500 [gulps] 69 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:49,250 [panting] 70 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,750 [in English] I really… 71 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,375 love this drink. 72 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,500 [uplifting classical music] 73 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,458 [sirens whooping] 74 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,500 -[music stops abruptly] -[gasps] 75 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,333 -[doorbell chiming] -[sirens receding] 76 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,083 [thunder rumbling] 77 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,708 [light-hearted music] 78 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:42,291 -[door opens] -[doorbell chiming] 79 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,375 [rain pouring] 80 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,000 [thunder rumbling] 81 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,291 [music becomes upbeat] 82 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,291 [music stops] 83 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,416 [scraping] 84 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,083 [indistinct whispers] 85 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,416 [man] Boss Hsing. 86 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:44,458 Boss Chuan. 87 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:48,375 Boss Chuan pays his respects amid his busy schedule. 88 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:51,166 May Hsing in heaven also bless Chuan's… 89 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,583 Construction company. 90 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:54,625 …bless Chuan's construction company 91 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:57,166 with prosperous business. 92 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,291 -Please. -Oh. Please. 93 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,250 [dramatic electronic music] 94 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,666 Tai! Oh. 95 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,250 I heard you got knifed three times in the gut. 96 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:17,250 I wanna see. 97 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,541 -Can I see? Will you show me? -The fuck I will! 98 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:20,708 Three grand to look. 99 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,791 [men laughing and exclaiming] 100 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,333 -All right. -That's three grand per stab. 101 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,958 -[all exclaiming] -What do you say to that? 102 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,500 [man] Boss North! 103 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,208 This is not the time or the place. 104 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:35,041 Apologies. I'm sorry. 105 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,625 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 106 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,333 Sorry, sorry. [chuckles] 107 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:41,375 Excuse me. Thank you. 108 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:44,916 Tai. 109 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,208 When they found your boss's body, his nose was missing. 110 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,083 -But look at you. -[laughter] 111 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:52,500 [Boss North] Barely even a scratch. 112 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,166 It truly is a miracle. 113 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:57,000 Wouldn't you agree? 114 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,791 Here. Take my friend's card. He treats bad breath. 115 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,625 -Hey! -[laughter] 116 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,083 Bad breath! 117 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,541 [chuckles] Very good. 118 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,250 Keep that. [chuckles] 119 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,916 Oh. 120 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,125 Oh! 121 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,333 Hey! 122 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,666 Hey! 123 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,000 [laughs] 124 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,166 I know you. 125 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,958 You bought all that Viagra! 126 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,791 [men shouting] 127 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,958 Fuck you! You want to see an erection? 128 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,541 I'll show you a huge erection! 129 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:37,625 -[man] Fucking piece of shit! -[all shouting] 130 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,458 -Cut it out! The police chief is here. -[shouting continues] 131 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:45,875 [shouting stops] 132 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,666 [eerie notes] 133 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,583 [men whispering] 134 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,875 [police chief] It's been three days. 135 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,583 So, why haven't we heard anything? 136 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,625 [Boss Chuan] Whoever is behind this hired Thai mercenaries. 137 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,833 -You know what that means. -[Boss North] Thai mercenaries. 138 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,166 You'll never find them. 139 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,125 They'll have left the country by now. 140 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,458 We need more details. 141 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,291 Why can't you just be more direct? 142 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:18,583 [woman] More direct? 143 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,375 More direct would be guns blazing. 144 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,625 [sighs] In our world, we must use tact. 145 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:29,166 [Boss North] Who benefits most from Hsing's assassination, huh? 146 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,666 [traditional music playing] 147 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,083 Who would want him dead? 148 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,500 Who does it benefit? 149 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:38,458 Are you suggesting that I would kill my own boss? 150 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:41,958 [Boss Chuan] Tai. No one's saying it was you. 151 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,666 Your boss had many business ventures, 152 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,416 and made a lot of enemies. 153 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:52,791 If you want to find the killer, you can't rule out your own people. 154 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,250 [Boss North] Yes, yes, yes. 155 00:09:56,541 --> 00:09:58,375 [police chief] Hsing may be gone, 156 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:02,916 but those urban renewals you're involved in, 157 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,375 are they still on track? 158 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,916 If any delays affect the election, 159 00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:13,416 that's gonna be a big problem. 160 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,083 When your boss was killed, 161 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,166 did he say anything? 162 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,458 Fuck. 163 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:28,458 You motherfucker. 164 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:36,458 -Okay? He said, "Fuck you, motherfucker!" -Oh, oh. Okay. Okay. 165 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:41,708 Your boss used to take you everywhere, didn't he? 166 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,291 Well, now he's dead. 167 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,916 His obligations are your obligations. 168 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,500 [ominous notes] 169 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,166 Will that be a problem? 170 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:58,166 [girl] Your scalp looks a little red. 171 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,583 Are you stressed at all? 172 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,083 I've just been too busy at work. 173 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,708 I wonder if you'd like to try our new rose oil shampoo. 174 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,500 -It's great for renew-- -No, thank you. 175 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:13,166 [girl] Well, actually, we use 2,500 rose petals 176 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,416 to make one ml of oil. 177 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,875 No, thank you. 178 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,458 -Now, would you like anything else? -No, thank you. 179 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,208 [doorbell chiming] 180 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:29,291 [upbeat rock music] 181 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,750 -Are you in charge? -No. 182 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,166 [thug] Hey. 183 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,041 [gasps] 184 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,708 [doorbell chiming] 185 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,208 Wash and cut. 186 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,708 [music stops] 187 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,375 -Whoa! Hey! -Hey! 188 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,625 [both] Hey! 189 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,166 Are you all gangsters? 190 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,708 We're brothers. 191 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,250 They call me a style assistant. 192 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,166 Because it sounds better. 193 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:55,125 But truthfully, I'm just a hair washer, so call me a hair washer. 194 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,875 And just admit you're gangsters. 195 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,125 Anything else? 196 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,416 Beat it! Unless you're here to get a haircut. 197 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,291 -Hey! -Hey! 198 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,250 -Hey! -[thug] Yeah! 199 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,958 -[suspenseful music] -[grunts] 200 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:09,916 -Here! -[grunts] 201 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,416 -Go! -[mimicking gunshots] 202 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,291 -[whines] -[cartoonish music] 203 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:21,500 -[all mimicking gunshots] -[hairdresser whimpering] 204 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,875 [shouting] Is there anything else? 205 00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,666 [louder] I said, is there anything else? 206 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,375 [music stops] 207 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,333 Hey. 208 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,541 You think boss is… 209 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,708 into her? 210 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,291 Whatever. 211 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,833 [whimsical whistle] 212 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,708 -[chuckles] -[doorbell chimes] 213 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,041 [hairdresser] How would you like your hair cut today? 214 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,833 Just a trim? 215 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,375 [gasps] 216 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,875 Fen isn't a qualified hairdresser yet. 217 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,000 Today I'll be your… 218 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:23,958 stylist. 219 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,500 As long as you're sure. 220 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,041 Fen. 221 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,208 [delicate music] 222 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,166 [music stops] 223 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,333 -Hmm? -Mm. 224 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,291 Hey! You don't even know how I'd like it styled! 225 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,125 I take it one snip at a time. 226 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,208 [whimsical music] 227 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,791 -[Tai] Hey. Thanks for the other night. -Mm-hmm. 228 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:44,166 -[Tai] I really just came to thank you. -Mm-hmm. 229 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,833 If you ever need anything, you can line me. 230 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,625 [Fen] Mm. 231 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,166 I said you can line me, all right? 232 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,875 And why would I need you for anything? 233 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:58,208 [Tai] If someone's hassling you for money, 234 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,583 or your neighbors have noisy sex, 235 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,208 or someone tries to pay you with hell money, 236 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:06,416 or your ex-boyfriend tries to use nude photos against you 237 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,416 so you'll do it with him one last time. 238 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,166 If that happens… 239 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,041 -[music stops] -[snap] 240 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,833 you can line me. 241 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,166 [whoosh] 242 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:23,916 [he scoffs] 243 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:25,583 Jay Chou. 244 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,666 [light upbeat music] 245 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,166 [she gulps] 246 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:41,875 [grunts] 247 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,000 [whistling] 248 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,541 [whines] 249 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,041 MEI-MAN'S SALON 250 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,416 -Don't be mad! -[music stops] 251 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,750 It isn't my fault! 252 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,291 You distracted me! 253 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:07,291 I already told you! I take one snip at a time! 254 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,208 You remember? I said it three times! 255 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,500 And we don't take credit cards. 256 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:17,666 And we don't provide receipts or accept bad reviews. 257 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,541 -But he's got no hair. -How about this? 258 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,291 [playful rock music] 259 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,083 Get up! Now! 260 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,125 Copy his movements. 261 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,375 [phone translating in Thai] 262 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,625 Get up. 263 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,833 -We've got something to ask. -Yeah! 264 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:53,416 -[thug] Copy his movements. -[phone translating in Thai] 265 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,750 [grunting] 266 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,500 [music stops] 267 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,916 [halfhearted grunts] 268 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,125 -[groans] -[all shouting] 269 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,708 [rock music resumes] 270 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,458 [man] Settle down! 271 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,958 You stop! And you stop! 272 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,375 And don't be a pussy! 273 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,833 [shouting continues] 274 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,166 [man over megaphone] Stop this shit right now! 275 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,875 -[shouting stops] -[music stops] 276 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,250 You guys are always causing trouble. 277 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,583 Hi. 278 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,000 Maybe you can help us out. We're looking for him. 279 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,666 [gym members exclaiming] 280 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,291 [men continue exclaiming] 281 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,958 If you think of anything, let me know. 282 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,583 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP 283 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,666 [snoring] 284 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,708 [snores loudly] 285 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:20,750 [announcer] Compared to Chen Fu, Yang Liao-hsuan is an old timer. 286 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,166 I don't do refunds. 287 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,083 Look at this haircut. 288 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,041 There's no warranty? 289 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,416 [gasps] 290 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,125 [thug] What you got? 291 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,541 Orange spare ribs. 292 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,875 You like orange spare ribs? 293 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,583 No, that's all that they had left. 294 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,125 Why are you eating so late? 295 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,666 I'm sorry. 296 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,166 Don't apologize. 297 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:57,833 [her] Sorry. 298 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,666 [shakily] Sorry. 299 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:02,708 Fishy. 300 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:05,375 [whimsical music] 301 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,500 Fishy. 302 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,416 [Fishy] Long Legs. 303 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Long Legs. 304 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:12,916 Bryan. 305 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,291 -Huh? -Bryan. 306 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,333 Not Bu-lai-yan, though. 307 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,375 Long Legs. 308 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,333 Bu-lai-yan. 309 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,625 -[Bryan grunt] -[gasps] 310 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,291 -Bryan. -Mmm. 311 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,833 [her] Fishy. 312 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,541 Long Legs. 313 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,541 Bryan. 314 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,125 Fishy. 315 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,291 Fishy. 316 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,541 Long Legs. 317 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,500 Bu… 318 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,708 -[grunts] -[she gasps] Bryan! 319 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,666 Long Legs. 320 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,958 Little Fishy. 321 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,875 -[men groan] -[shrieks] 322 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:49,958 Big Fishy! 323 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,833 [men laugh] 324 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,041 [Fen] Guan said you specifically asked for me. 325 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,375 Is that true? 326 00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,625 I wanna know your name. 327 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,333 Hmm. And why is that? 328 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:04,083 Ah. So If you mess up my hair again, bang bang! 329 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:07,916 [both chuckle] 330 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,333 Okay, fine. 331 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,916 I will tell you what it is. 332 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,416 It's Fen. 333 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,333 So are you one of those righteous gangsters? 334 00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,416 You know, like that Michael Corleone. 335 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,708 That's an awkward question. 336 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,250 You know, everybody's done something bad. 337 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,041 -Well, I haven't. -[Tai] Hmm? 338 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:27,958 Never killed anyone? 339 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,291 Never hit your teacher? 340 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,916 You never shit in bed? 341 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,000 Sometimes, I stare at my phone when I cross the street. 342 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,375 All right, listen. 343 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,833 Being a brother isn't easy. 344 00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,875 Things go wrong all the time. 345 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,708 And if you can't fix it, 346 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,958 your underlings have to draw straws. 347 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,583 -And the unluckiest has to go to jail. -Hey! 348 00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:53,375 Bosses like you are terrible. What the hell? 349 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,791 A good boss takes responsibility for things. 350 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,500 That is someone worthy of being called boss. 351 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,750 If someone's never paid their dues, how can they expect to become boss? 352 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:07,791 Why would anyone want to go to jail for their boss? 353 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,416 That's just crazy. 354 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,791 I dream of being a stylist 355 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,708 who works in a big chain store. 356 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,708 You wanna talk about paying dues? 357 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,916 Try only washing hair for years 358 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,166 in a salon where business is bad. 359 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,333 Being the most junior one. 360 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,416 Washing, washing. Never getting anywhere. 361 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,500 Fishy. Long Legs. Bryan. 362 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,416 Long Legs. Bryan. Fishy. 363 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,875 Bryan. Long Legs. 364 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,416 Long Legs. Bryan. 365 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,458 [repeating] Long Legs. Bryan. 366 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,125 Long Legs. Long Legs. Guan. 367 00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,416 [stately opera music] 368 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,333 Hi, Guan. 369 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,708 [gulps] 370 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:03,375 -[doorbell chiming] -[music stops] 371 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,666 Well, I love it. 372 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,708 [uplifting pop song] 373 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,916 You, there! 374 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,083 I want Fen! 375 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,583 -And how would you like-- -Just cut it! 376 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,083 Miss Fen! 377 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,041 -Let's do this! -[gasps] 378 00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:35,375 [whines] 379 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,125 -I want Fen! -[shrieks] 380 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,791 [sniffs] 381 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,500 Thank you, Miss Fen! I love it! 382 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,000 Miss Fen. 383 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,666 Thank you, Miss Fen. I love it! 384 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,958 -[boy] Look at that! -Boys! 385 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,333 Ah! 386 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:09,708 Your haircuts are lame. You should try a cool place. 387 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,333 MEI-MAN'S SALON - NO.3 - FEN 388 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,833 [uplifting pop song continues] 389 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:13,791 Uh…Miss Fen? 390 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,375 I want Fen! 391 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,500 Where's Fen? 392 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,750 -Uh…Where is Fen? -I'm here for Fen! 393 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,416 Where is Fen? 394 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:25,041 [man] Miss Fen! 395 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,916 Fen! 396 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,250 [both giggling] 397 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,666 [exclaiming in joy] 398 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,250 -Thank you, Miss Fen! -[all] Thank you, Miss Fen! 399 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,416 I love it! 400 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,250 -[both] It's great. Thank you. -[man] Thank you, Miss Fen. 401 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:41,083 [chuckles] I love it! 402 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,666 [all chuckling] 403 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:43,916 Ta-da! 404 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,708 Here, we have every kind of scissors you could possibly want. 405 00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,583 And, most importantly, they're made locally, here in Taiwan. 406 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,541 [Fishy] Orange spare ribs. 407 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,583 -Orange spare ribs. -[moans] 408 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,500 -Orange spare ribs. -[moans softly] 409 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:19,500 As close as you can. 410 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,958 Buddy, I don't do just close. 411 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,541 [indistinct conversation] 412 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,875 [man laughs] 413 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,583 TAI 414 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,291 [song ends] 415 00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,250 [Fishy] Tai. 416 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,791 Bryan and I were thinking. 417 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,250 To grow our reputation, 418 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,208 how about 419 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:06,583 we each take a nickname? 420 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,041 Something people remember. 421 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:10,958 For instance, 422 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,958 The Four Pillars of Sanlu. 423 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,458 Leopard, Tiger, Lion, Dragon. [chuckles] 424 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,500 Four pillars, my ass. 425 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,125 But boss, you're Dragon! 426 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,916 Long Legs can be Lion. 427 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,333 I'll be Tiger. 428 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,625 Bryan is Leopard! 429 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:31,125 The four of us together are the Pillars of Sanlu. 430 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,833 -[epic music] -Dragon, Lion, Tiger, Leopard. [laughs] 431 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:37,333 -Leopard pillar? -[quirky music] 432 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:40,000 For the rest of the gang, there's the seven heroes 433 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,333 and the 18 bronze men. 434 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,291 We'll base it on fighting record. 435 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,500 When you win a fight, 436 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,500 you rise up the ranks! Yeah! 437 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,166 [men exclaiming in agreement] 438 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,458 [laughter] 439 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,541 I want Dragon. 440 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,208 Nice try asshole. 441 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,125 The boss is the Dragon. 442 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,500 I want the Dragon. 443 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,083 It's mine. 444 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,041 -Let boss be Dragon. -The boss is Dragon. 445 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,583 I want Dragon. 446 00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:04,541 That's enough! Or I'll make you a monkey! 447 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,583 Or a dog. 448 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,916 Dragon! 449 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,541 -Dragon my ass. -Excuse me. 450 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:12,208 Can I get two red bean and shaved milk ice? 451 00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,541 -[thugs] Miss Fen! -[Fishy] Come join us! 452 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:17,833 -[thug 1] Have a seat! -[thug 2] Sit with me, please. 453 00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:20,291 [Fen] I can't. I have to take these back to the salon. 454 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:23,708 -[thug] Come on, stay! -Sit down! 455 00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:25,083 -Just five minutes. -Okay. 456 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,166 [men exclaim happily] 457 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,583 [Fishy] Go ahead! 458 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,375 -[chattering] -[Fishy] It's good! 459 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,541 This is great. This is my favorite. 460 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:36,000 -Yeah, this is great food. Try that. -[Tai] Pudding is good for you. 461 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,375 It's very sweet. 462 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,833 You always bring so many people with you just to eat? 463 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,666 No. But since Tai's attack, we're keeping lookout. 464 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,750 [man] Yeah. 465 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,625 It's still the middle of the day, scaredy-cat. 466 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,500 Hey! Why won't you let me cut your hair? 467 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:56,541 [snorts] 468 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:59,583 What? Like these guys? 469 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,208 -Uh-huh. -[Long Legs] It's perfect. 470 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,458 [Fishy] Miss Fen. 471 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:06,375 Later on, give our boss a badass haircut. 472 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,625 It could help out. 473 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,041 -[laughter] -[Fishy] Miss Fen. 474 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:11,416 Do you know why brothers love tattoos? 475 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:15,333 Because we're always hacking at people. 476 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,083 Severed limbs everywhere. 477 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,458 When you're looking for your own hand, 478 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,416 it's easier to find with a tattoo. 479 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,458 [laughter] 480 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:24,833 Like solving a puzzle. 481 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:26,791 -[chattering] -A puzzle! 482 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,541 -It's not that bad. -[Fishy] Take a look for yourself. 483 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,791 [men] Oh! 484 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:32,958 [man] Let's see it. 485 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:34,833 Look. 486 00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:36,583 -First time. -[men] Ooh. 487 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:39,041 -Second time. -[men exclaim] 488 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:42,083 -Third time! -[men shouting] 489 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,416 [Tai] Don't worry about those Thai assholes. 490 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:49,166 -Today, we'll send them to their graves. -[men shouting excitedly] 491 00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:54,041 [man] Let's go, let's do it! 492 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,750 [all shouting and whooping] 493 00:28:55,833 --> 00:29:00,791 [all chanting] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 494 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,750 [Tai] You know how bad Boss North is? 495 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,875 As if touching titties without paying isn't bad enough, 496 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,708 he brought in a bunch of underlings. 497 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,708 And so many of them have STDs. 498 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,125 Our girls don't have health insurance. 499 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,083 And now, they're riddled with diseases. 500 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,291 Tonight, I'm gonna chop someone's dick off. 501 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:17,833 I just don't know who-- 502 00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,166 -Ow! -[scoffs] 503 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500 [Fen] Oh, you're so fierce! 504 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:25,125 You can just go like that. 505 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,625 [delicate music] 506 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,208 [romantic music] 507 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:48,625 [Boss North] A girl with no customers isn't a lady, she's a granny. 508 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:49,625 [laughter] 509 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,458 If you touch titties, you better pay up, you son of a bitch. 510 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,416 You pay me. I'm that goddamn good. 511 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,958 You cheapskate bastard! You walk in here and-- 512 00:29:57,041 --> 00:30:00,375 -What you gonna do? I ain't paying shit. -Don't you dare try that again! 513 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:03,541 -[overlapping chatter] -[Bryan] I'm seriously pissed. Asshole! 514 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,875 I'll scratch your eyes and I'll tear your face! 515 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:10,333 And then, I'll put them in a soup and I'll eat them. I swear to God… 516 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,416 [chatter fades under romantic music] 517 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:15,375 [music stops] 518 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:17,083 [electronic music playing] 519 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:20,625 -[Fishy] Stop smiling about it. -[Tai] You know what I'm smiling about? 520 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,541 Hey. You're a boss. 521 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,375 Head of the gang! 522 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:27,708 You should take Fen to see your businesses. 523 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,083 The casino, 524 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,666 to show that you've got money. 525 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,708 The organic shrimp farm, 526 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,916 to show you care about health. 527 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,250 Yeah. Girls love to be healthy. 528 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,250 Lastly, the big move. 529 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,583 When you take Fen home, 530 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,208 we'll send a few men 531 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,958 with their faces hidden. 532 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:47,166 They'll jump out and attack. 533 00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,916 -Brilliant! I love it! -[all laugh] 534 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,750 -[Fishy] Boss likes the plan! -[Bryan] Yeah! 535 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:05,625 But remember, don't fight too hard. You need to be hurt a little. 536 00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:08,000 That way, Fen will take you home, 537 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,125 and ever so gently 538 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,500 rub you up and down until… 539 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:15,750 -[Bryan beatboxes] -♪ Uh, uh. Down and dirty ♪ 540 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,666 ♪ Uh, uh. Down and dirty ♪ 541 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,791 Then, sneak to the bathroom and drink this. 542 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:24,916 -[Tai] What's wrong with the blue pill? -Drink works instantly. 543 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Natural hornet formula. 544 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,333 No aspirin or steroids. 545 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:33,041 After you drink it, you'll have ten minutes to ejaculate. 546 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,166 Or you won't be able to sleep for a week. 547 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,958 And then you'll fall asleep for an entire week, 548 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:40,166 and when you sleepwalk, you'll have wet dreams. 549 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,375 Very scary. 550 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:43,333 What was that? 551 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,083 -Wet dreams. -[spits and drops glass] 552 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:48,875 -Fuck! What the hell! -[Bryan] Fuck! What the hell! 553 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:51,208 [triumphant electronic music] 554 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,083 [music stops] 555 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,458 [Long Legs] Tai. 556 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,666 When it comes to casinos, blackmail, 557 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,333 kidnapping, finger chopping, 558 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,666 I listen to you. 559 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,833 [mellow music] 560 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,000 But when it comes to the ladies, 561 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,041 you listen to me. 562 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:24,500 -[Bryan] Ah… -[Fishy scoffs] 563 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,208 Take Fen out for dinner. 564 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,083 Somewhere low-key. 565 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,083 But with a touch of class. 566 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,416 Xinyi Elite Grill. 567 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,750 -[both sigh] -[Bryan] That place is shit. 568 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,250 While you eat, 569 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,791 don't say a word. 570 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:44,541 Keep your eyes focused on hers, 571 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,958 nothing else. 572 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,916 "Can't take my eyes off of you." 573 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,708 -Can't what, you? -[shushes] 574 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,250 [scoffs] 575 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:56,208 Teenagers take their dates to movies, 576 00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:58,208 McDonald's, the arcade. 577 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,458 But grown-ups, 578 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,125 they have sex. 579 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,708 -Sex! [giggles] -Now, we're talking! 580 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,708 For your first time, 581 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,750 nothing too crazy, all right? 582 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:12,666 Tell Fen, 583 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,041 "As a boss, 584 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,291 no one can know where I live. 585 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,333 But if one day, 586 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,625 I'm sent to hospital, 587 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,333 I hope that someone… 588 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,291 can water my plants. 589 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,541 Fen. 590 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,541 Can you please 591 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:33,875 do me a favor?" 592 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,666 "Do me a favor." 593 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,791 "Do me a favor." 594 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:40,666 [Long Legs] Once you take her home, you know what to do. 595 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,458 Or do I need to explain? 596 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,625 Huh? 597 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:48,333 -Believe me, I've screwed-- -Stick this under your belly button. 598 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:50,541 -[upbeat electronic music] -German tech. 599 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,958 It absorbs into the skin, 600 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:53,833 keeps you going 601 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,125 the whole time it's on your body. 602 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,583 What if it comes off? 603 00:33:58,666 --> 00:33:59,583 You go soft. 604 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,166 And if it stays on? 605 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,125 [Long Legs] You go all night long! 606 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,791 -[both chuckling] -[music stops] 607 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,416 Here. 608 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,583 [Fishy] Wow! You animal. 609 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:15,125 Are you thinking… [gasps] 610 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,333 …what I'm thinking? 611 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:19,750 -I bet you are. -Of course I am. 612 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,041 -I'm only human. -[both chuckle] 613 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,000 [Tai] Hey! 614 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,416 Are you free tonight? 615 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,083 Do you want to go to a baseball game? And then we can water my plants. 616 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:32,000 How did you know that baseball is my favorite? 617 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,208 Look! 618 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,916 I've loved Zheng Xuxiang for years! 619 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,041 I love him so much! 620 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:40,125 I've been collecting his news clippings since his very first game. 621 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,291 Oh! There's nobody who loves him like I do! 622 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,750 That's said, I did notice he has one little weakness. 623 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,791 I'm just too afraid to write to him. 624 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,041 [Tai continues laughing] 625 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,583 Uh? Oh, dammit! 626 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,083 I forgot about my boyfriend. 627 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:56,250 -I'm working with him tonight. -[both sigh] 628 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,375 So annoying! I haven't been to a game in ages! 629 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:02,875 Hey! You know what? I don't even eat popcorn unless I'm at the baseball. 630 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,958 -[computer whirring] -[Fen's voice] My boyfriend. Boyfriend… 631 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:08,000 Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. 632 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,791 [man on TV] They eat humans. 633 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:14,708 -They've got advanced tech and powers… -[Bryan] Fuck Lizard People. 634 00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:16,916 -…used to satisfy wishes… -[Fishy] He's wrong. 635 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,041 It's all Anunnaki's fault. 636 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:22,083 It's always been Anunnaki. Open your eyes. 637 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:25,125 -[thug 3] Deep state controls us all. -[thug 4] It starts with textbooks. 638 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,083 So that's how they're doing it. 639 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,250 Textbooks. 640 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,750 -Brainwashing the population. -[woman] Won't they eat us? 641 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:31,833 [man] I wouldn't worry. 642 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:34,125 The Lizard People aren't savages. 643 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,208 They're actually more advanced than we are. 644 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,291 [man] My turn! 645 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:44,083 [with mouth full] Everybody. Concealed hand, self draw three. 646 00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,416 [cackles] 647 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,125 Four great happiness, mixed suit, all pongs. 648 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,333 Flower kong! Six in a row for the dealer. 649 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,791 [laughs] 100 points, too much. 650 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,583 Wow! 100 points-- 651 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,541 [whimsical whistle] 652 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,958 This guy tried to pass five dots as four. 653 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,166 -Fuck, dude. -Damn, that's low. 654 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,708 [Long Legs] And this guy tried to pass two as three. 655 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,000 -[thug] Huh? -How do you pass two as three? 656 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,791 -Fuck! -[thug] What? No! 657 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:19,833 [all exclaiming] 658 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:23,208 What's up with Gramps? 659 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166 He's jerking off. 660 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,750 Want me to cut it off? 661 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:29,791 [Fishy] Stop that. 662 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,291 -Someone take him home. -Yeah. 663 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,333 -[grunts in disgust] -[old man moans softly] 664 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,375 Watch it! 665 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,000 -[door closes] -Hey, boss. 666 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,416 -Boss. -[computer error chime] 667 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,291 What are you gonna do with them? 668 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,291 Huh? 669 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,291 You know, these guys. 670 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:52,958 Have you eaten? 671 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,083 -Uh… -[Fishy] No, not that! 672 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,416 -These two were cheating. -Mm-hmm. 673 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,500 He means, "Beat the shit out of them!" 674 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,625 -[players grunting] -[thug] Fuck you! 675 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:07,291 Fuck you, motherfucker! 676 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:08,875 [hitting and grunting continue] 677 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:10,708 [Bryan] We need better security. 678 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,375 [player 1] Ah! Stop! 679 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,708 [thug] Fuck you! Take that! 680 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,541 How many? Tai! 681 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:18,791 [player 1 whimpers] 682 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,458 [cries] I'm sorry! 683 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,541 -How many what? -Fingers to chop! 684 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:27,208 [dice rattle] 685 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,583 [Bryan] Triple six. Eighteen. 686 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,041 Divided by two. 687 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:36,083 -Eight? -[thug] I don't think that's right. 688 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,791 Of course it isn't. Eighteen should be ten and eight. 689 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:43,000 Eight for him. Ten for you. 690 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,083 Wait, wait, wait! Divided by two is eight each! Isn't it? 691 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:49,250 -Sorry. Sorry! No! No! -Why did you say that? Are you crazy? 692 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,083 -What the hell are you doing? -Okay. You heard the boss. 693 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,791 -[player 1] Don't do this! -Now! 694 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,208 [players screaming] 695 00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,708 [hard rock music] 696 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,625 -[groaning] -[squelching] 697 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,666 [players continue screaming] 698 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:04,791 [roaring] 699 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:07,583 [whimpering] 700 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:12,458 [screaming continues] 701 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:15,625 What a joke. 702 00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:19,500 [hard rock singer roars] 703 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,750 [silence] 704 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,666 -[hard rock song resumes] -[screaming resumes] 705 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,333 [music stops] 706 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,875 [boy 1] Careful. Give me your hand. 707 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,916 [boy 2] Hey, you wanna come out with us later? 708 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,958 -[boy 1] No, you guys go. -[bikes departing] 709 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:49,416 Take it easy riding with a girl on the back. 710 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,333 Bye. 711 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,041 What's wrong? 712 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,333 What? You mad? 713 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 [she sighs] 714 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,416 You're so late, you know. 715 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,416 They wanted to go to karaoke. 716 00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:08,291 You know what they're like. 717 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:11,083 Well, you could have taken me with you. 718 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,791 No. You've got nothing in common with them. 719 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:17,333 [chuckles] 720 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,291 And the girl you were with? 721 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,375 Uh, well, she's under me. 722 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:25,708 Under you? 723 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:29,041 What does that mean? Are you her supervisor? 724 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,583 Uh, she's the new junior. 725 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,041 I'm responsible for her. 726 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,458 Baby, come on. 727 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,041 I'm directly responsible for taking care of her. 728 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:41,916 Directly responsible. 729 00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:48,333 Come here. 730 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,833 You're the most important. 731 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,208 [him] Mmm? 732 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,166 [moans playfully] 733 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,208 -[chuckles] -Okay. 734 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,250 -It's your turn to work. -Okay, okay. 735 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,833 [car honking] 736 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:01,833 [both] Oh! 737 00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:03,041 [him] A customer. 738 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,500 -[thug 5] Unleaded. Fill her up. -[rock music playing] 739 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,083 -Hey! Miss Fen! -Hey! 740 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:09,125 -[all] Hey! -It's you guys! 741 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:11,750 -[thug 5] Miss Fen! -[laughs] I supervise them. 742 00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:13,916 -Miss Fen? -Yeah. 743 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,083 Who's he? 744 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,333 My boyfriend. Yeah. 745 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,875 -[thug 6] What's his deal? -He's a college student. 746 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,333 College boy. Big deal! [laughs] 747 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,666 [thug 5] College student! 748 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,250 [Bryan] Take my number. 749 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,125 Let me know if you need anything. 750 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,208 I'm Bryan. 751 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,166 Not Bu-lai-yan 752 00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:35,041 -[thug 5] Come on. Let's go. -[thug 6] See you, Miss Fen! 753 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,375 -[Fen] Bye! -[all] Bye! 754 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:38,666 [thug 6] Bye, Miss Fen! 755 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,583 Hey! 756 00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:50,000 Long Legs. 757 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,416 So, do you wanna know where the Thai who killed your boss is? 758 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,041 [indistinct conversation] 759 00:40:57,541 --> 00:40:59,500 [intriguing music] 760 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:04,875 Get ready. 761 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,125 Bring five guys. 762 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:07,791 [elevator dings] 763 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,166 [dramatic music] 764 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:15,083 [thug 6] Fuck! Fuck! Look at me when I'm talking to you! 765 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,958 -Don't let them escape. -[thug 6] Boss! 766 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,791 Boss. This way. 767 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:22,916 Hey, mind your own business. 768 00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:34,041 [music fades] 769 00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:43,791 [sighs] 770 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,416 I gave it up. 771 00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:52,083 [lighter clicks] 772 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,958 [Tai] Did you hire someone to kill me? 773 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:03,375 [eerie music] 774 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,500 [man] Listen. 775 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:09,208 I run a hotel here. 776 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,583 How am I supposed to know 777 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,416 what my guests do with their time? 778 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,958 They spent months here. 779 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,333 Since when do you do business with the Thais? 780 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,375 Why wouldn't I? 781 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,375 I'm a businessman. 782 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:33,500 [Tai] Well, who else are they doing business with? 783 00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:36,125 [man] You know who comes in and out of here? 784 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:37,833 They pay their bills. 785 00:42:37,916 --> 00:42:39,416 I send them girls. 786 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,958 Nothing wrong with that. 787 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,125 [Long Legs] Boss! 788 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,708 This is a waste of time! 789 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,000 [boy] Uh…Boss? 790 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,541 I turn 18 next month. 791 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,416 Please give me a chance to prove myself. 792 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:58,291 [sighs shakily] 793 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,125 [gulps] 794 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,875 [breathing shakily] 795 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,958 -[chuckles] -[music intensifies] 796 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:25,541 Boss. It's my birthday next month. 797 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,291 Give me a chance. 798 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:34,166 -[music fades] -[laughs] 799 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,000 [laughing] 800 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,500 [both continue laughing] 801 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,458 Household trash? 802 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,708 You can't dispose of that here! 803 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,000 That's recycling! 804 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,458 Pick it up! 805 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:54,958 Pick up your trash! 806 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,083 Pick it up now! 807 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:58,250 Pick it up! 808 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,833 That's littering. [grunting] 809 00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:02,166 [Tai] That's enough. 810 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,916 Long Legs, don't be angry. 811 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,500 I told you, Boss Tung was a friend of mine from way back. 812 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:08,500 He was there 813 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,291 when a Big Circle gang member pinned me to the ground. 814 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:13,375 And he took a knife in the face for me. 815 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,333 -I'd be dead if not for him. -What's wrong with you, huh? 816 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,291 If he did it, he should be dead! What's going on with you, man? 817 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041 What are you afraid of? 818 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,375 [Tai] Listen to yourself. 819 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,166 [Long Legs] Why did you replace Boss Hsing? Why? 820 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,875 You won't even avenge him! 821 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,833 [somber music] 822 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,791 [Tai] I didn't say I wasn't gonna avenge him. 823 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:36,500 And Tung doesn't control the Thais who stayed there. 824 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,666 And hey, yesterday, I prayed at the temple. 825 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,166 -[sirens nearby] -[grunting] 826 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:47,000 Do you want revenge? Or do you want to screw Fen? 827 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,291 Keep praying! 828 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,041 [music fades] 829 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:58,333 SANLONG GAS STATION 830 00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:00,500 [phone line ringing] 831 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:07,000 [ringing stops] 832 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,208 [sighs deeply] 833 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:16,166 [mahjong tiles rattling] 834 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:22,833 We've been managing the urban renewals around the night market for some time. 835 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,291 The conditions across each of our projects 836 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,250 should be brought into alignment. 837 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,958 We've been placating those residents for over a decade. 838 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:37,916 And Hsing already sorted the reallocations. 839 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,791 You guys need to sort out your own stuff. 840 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,583 Oh, Tai. 841 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:45,750 Those conditions that were set by your old boss 842 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,708 all had to be renegotiated on our projects. 843 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,000 -It put a lot of pressure on all of us. -Yeah, Tai. 844 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,791 Sometimes it's not just about you. 845 00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:56,208 [sighs deeply] 846 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:03,875 Hey. 847 00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,291 You ever think they're kind of hopeless? 848 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,166 Meddling in urban renewal projects. 849 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,708 It's so old-fashioned. 850 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,083 [sighs] 851 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:17,833 But my boss is still better. 852 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,708 At least my boss lets me handle the accounts. 853 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,541 We made a substantial investment in crypto, 854 00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,791 and when the time came… [mimics whooshing] 855 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,083 Tons of money. 856 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,416 Lately, I've been looking into NFTs. 857 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,250 Why don't you grab my number? 858 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:37,500 Hmm? 859 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,041 Your shitty conditions won't placate the owners. 860 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:45,333 I think being too greedy just makes us look bad. 861 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:48,166 Ah… If your old boss Hsing were here now. 862 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:50,916 -I believe you wouldn't even-- -You talk a big game. 863 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,416 But have you found Hsing's killer yet? 864 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,041 [light intriguing music] 865 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,250 Listen. 866 00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,083 Hsing was killed 867 00:46:58,166 --> 00:47:00,583 because he wanted different conditions to ours 868 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:02,833 on the urban renewals. 869 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:04,583 What is it you're trying to say? 870 00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:06,666 Mmm… That you did it. 871 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,250 Or maybe you did it. 872 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,875 It's obviously not me. [laughs] 873 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:15,500 If this were a movie, 874 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,083 -you'd be the one who did it. -Hmm? 875 00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,250 Tai. 876 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:25,125 Sell me your project at 40% discount. 877 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,375 The owners and I can renegotiate. 878 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,500 [Tai] Yeah. 879 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,666 Why didn't I think of that? 880 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,083 You sell me yours at half price. 881 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:37,916 [woman laughs] 50% off! Hey! 882 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,375 Why don't you count me in on that too? 883 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,833 [laughs] 884 00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:44,625 [Tai's phone vibrating] 885 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:47,458 [Boss North's phone vibrating] 886 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:48,833 [groans] 887 00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:49,916 -Yeah? -Hey. 888 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,125 -[Bryan] We got a problem. -[man] Tai's guy is here. 889 00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:53,833 -[Bryan] Fen's boyfriend. -At my place? 890 00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:55,833 -[man] Yeah. What should we do? -Who is this guy? 891 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,750 -One of Tai's guys! -Huh? 892 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,125 One of Tai's guys! 893 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,125 -Say again? Whose guy is it? -[Bryan] It's a…It's a long story. 894 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,666 [man] He says he knows Tai's man, Bryan! 895 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,125 -[Boss North] Uh… -[Tai] I owe you one. 896 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,791 -Let's go! -[North] What do you mean, "owe me one"? 897 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,291 Don't fall on your way out! 898 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,291 Go handle it. 899 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,916 Remember, you owe me! Tai! 900 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:25,833 [thug 7] Dammit. 901 00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,500 [thug 8] Whole night is wasted! 902 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,416 [man] So, we're just supposed to hand him over to you? 903 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,291 -This is ridiculous! -[Fen's boyfriend] Sir! I'm inside! 904 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,541 -I'm here! Sir! Inside here! -He's inside. 905 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,500 [boyfriend] Oh, sir! 906 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,916 [breathes shakily] 907 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,291 I was tricked. It was just a mistake! 908 00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,125 My boss, Tai. 909 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:47,000 [quirky music] 910 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,291 Mr. Tai. 911 00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:51,583 Bryan. 912 00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:53,541 Tai. 913 00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,375 Um, I'm Kuo. 914 00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:13,708 [she groans] 915 00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:16,500 [chuckles] 916 00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:18,166 [music stops] 917 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,000 Tai, sir. 918 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,875 I really didn't know this girl would be trouble. 919 00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:30,875 I found her on Tinder. 920 00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:32,500 And given her profile, 921 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,375 it looked like it would be okay. 922 00:49:35,291 --> 00:49:38,833 Who would expect a bunch of gangsters to barge in while you're doing it, 923 00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:40,625 and say she was underage. 924 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,041 I mean, golly! 925 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,750 She's not underage at all. She's 21! 926 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,333 She's not underage, sir! 927 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:49,666 But they said it was, um… 928 00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:52,541 uh… that they were training her for their business. 929 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:56,208 And since we did it, now I was in trouble because she had been a virgin. 930 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:57,666 You see, it's a… 931 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:58,916 a mistake. 932 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,833 -I promise you she wasn't a virgin. -So, you never heard of… 933 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,708 something called a badger game. 934 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,000 Right. 935 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,000 Right. 936 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,541 Well, I suspected it was something like that. 937 00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:15,416 But I was afraid they'd beat me more if I said so. 938 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,000 Do you know I often get Fen 939 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,666 to cut my hair. 940 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,750 [sighs] 941 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,000 Tai, sir, I apologize. 942 00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:26,708 I always tell her she has no talent as a hairdresser. 943 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:30,083 But she just doesn't listen. You know? And I think she's colorblind. 944 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:33,541 -I mean, look what she did to your hair! -She did precisely what I asked. 945 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,375 Well, I think it looks great. 946 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,083 [chuckles awkwardly] 947 00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:43,458 Hmm. 948 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:44,916 Actually, 949 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,708 I was just like you when I was young. 950 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:48,875 [delicate music] 951 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,208 The playboy lifestyle. 952 00:50:51,458 --> 00:50:52,583 It was exciting. 953 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,583 I was great. 954 00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,875 The thing is, when you're a brother, 955 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,958 the guys make fun of you 956 00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,416 if you wanna be with just one girl. 957 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,791 But I noticed 958 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:09,625 that we missed out on a lot, too. 959 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,625 Never really thought too hard about it. 960 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:14,625 But now, 961 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,750 the most important thing to me is… 962 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000 [scoffs] 963 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,708 Why am I telling you this stuff? 964 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:27,916 [Kuo] No. 965 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,041 [ethereal music] 966 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,416 I think it's beautiful. 967 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,458 Truly. 968 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:37,916 Even though I know I might get beaten to death tonight, 969 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:39,500 I… 970 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,416 Before I die, 971 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,916 I wish I could tell Fen… 972 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,583 I wish I could apologize. 973 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,041 And if possible, 974 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,208 go back to the day we met, 975 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,375 and stop time the moment it rained. 976 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,500 [music fades] 977 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:04,458 [Fishy] Boss. 978 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,625 Will you, A, 979 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,625 tell him that he's not allowed to see Fen? 980 00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,416 Or, B, 981 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:14,500 tell him that he must protect her, 982 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:16,041 and not cheat again? 983 00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:18,958 [Tai] B. 984 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:20,208 [Fishy] Boss! 985 00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:22,125 Why are we even gangsters? 986 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,666 That's a stupid thing to ask! 987 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:27,208 We're bad because we were sick of being good guys! 988 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:28,791 Fine. 989 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:29,875 You're my boss. 990 00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,458 You wanna play the good guy, 991 00:52:31,541 --> 00:52:32,708 then choose B. 992 00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,791 But she's not only your Miss Fen. 993 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:37,375 She's my hairstylist too! 994 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:40,583 I choose C! 995 00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,833 Option C it is! 996 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,875 -Nobody said anything about an option C! -[Bryan] Fishy! 997 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 That guy's hair 998 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:52,166 wasn't cut by Fen. 999 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:55,875 His haircut. 1000 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,250 Someone like you is just gonna hold me back. 1001 00:52:58,333 --> 00:52:59,166 I'm sorry. 1002 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:01,625 Motherfucker! C it is! 1003 00:53:01,708 --> 00:53:02,583 [funky music] 1004 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:03,541 Sorry about that. 1005 00:53:04,083 --> 00:53:05,041 Let's hope we can-- 1006 00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:07,708 [all grunting] 1007 00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:10,958 [Fishy] Fuck you for disrespecting my hairstylist! 1008 00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:15,375 -[Tai] Keep him down. Hold him still! -[Kuo] I'll call the police! 1009 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,875 -[policeman] What's going on? -Just exercising. 1010 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:18,958 [policeman] Hmm. 1011 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,791 -[Tai grunts] -[Kuo yelps] 1012 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,166 -[Kuo groans] -I hope this teaches you a fucking lesson! 1013 00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:26,541 [Kuo groans] 1014 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,000 [moaning and groaning] 1015 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,375 [music stops] 1016 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:32,666 [Fen sobbing] 1017 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:35,000 [woman] Kuo's just suddenly… 1018 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,916 not thinking straight. 1019 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,333 Invite him here. 1020 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,833 I'll cook a nice dinner and you'll be back together in no time. 1021 00:53:41,916 --> 00:53:45,041 -That's very unlikely. -Oh, don't be so defeatist! 1022 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,166 How will you know if you don't even try? 1023 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:49,375 Because I just know! 1024 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:54,125 [sighs] I will say this because you're my daughter. 1025 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:57,041 Kuo is very highly educated. 1026 00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:01,541 Professors, graduates, well, they're different people to us. 1027 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:04,458 So, we can be more considerate about his time constraints, 1028 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,708 and you can stop whining about how it affects you. 1029 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,125 Kuo told me that, 1030 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,375 as he's a college student, 1031 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:14,916 the fact that I'm just a hairstylist in a salon 1032 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,500 means I'll hold him back in life. 1033 00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:21,500 -He said what? -He won't grow in life! 1034 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,541 -Piss off! -Hey, you stop eavesdropping! 1035 00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:26,166 Why didn't you make me study harder when I was young! 1036 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,833 Children need to grow up happily. 1037 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,916 -Does it look like I'm happy? -[doorbell] 1038 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,791 -You were happy enough before today. -[singsong] You got dumped! 1039 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,875 -Get out! [crying] -[mother] Chao Chi-Hao! 1040 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:37,458 Chao Chi-Hao, get the door! 1041 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:39,416 [singsong] I'm opening the door, now! 1042 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,666 [mother] It's not the end of the world! You're being a bit dramatic. 1043 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,083 -[Fen wailing] -[Chi-Hao] Who are you looking for? 1044 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,125 Hello! Is Fen here? 1045 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,875 [TV playing in the background] 1046 00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:56,416 [mother clears throat] 1047 00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:06,500 What are you doing here? 1048 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,583 The ladies at the salon told me that you got dumped. 1049 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,208 I'm here to sign up. 1050 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,208 [chuckles awkwardly] Pardon me. 1051 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:18,833 But, may I ask, uh… 1052 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:20,625 It's Tai, isn't it? 1053 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,083 What is it that you do for work? 1054 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,583 A little bit of this and that. 1055 00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,250 It's complicated. [chuckles] 1056 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,875 -I'm a brother. -So, you're triad? 1057 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:40,958 [gasps] 1058 00:55:41,791 --> 00:55:44,208 Well, I'm sure you have 1059 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:47,041 very good reasons for that, right? 1060 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,125 Mmm. 1061 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,833 There are no good reasons for criminal behavior. 1062 00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:59,125 [sighs] Every line of work has a dark side. 1063 00:55:59,958 --> 00:56:01,750 We just do the best we can. 1064 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,166 It's the movies that make us look bad, 1065 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:06,416 depicting us as killers and crooks, 1066 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,125 when really, we work hard to make money. [chuckles] 1067 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:12,375 And tell us, what is it you actually do to make money? 1068 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,458 -A lot of us read. -Sure. 1069 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,166 We study law and business. 1070 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:22,333 -Good. -You mean crime, don't you? 1071 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,208 [quirky music] 1072 00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,708 [laughs] I'm just kidding. 1073 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,291 -[laughing] -[mother laughing] 1074 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:44,375 [all laughing] 1075 00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,000 [forced laugh] 1076 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,375 Then may I ask, if you don't mind, of course? 1077 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:52,875 Have you killed anyone? 1078 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,583 Not this week! 1079 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,083 -[family stop laughing] -[Tai laughs] 1080 00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:00,166 [Tai] Ah. 1081 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:03,541 [Tai chuckles] 1082 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:05,708 [chuckles] 1083 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:08,916 [Tai sighs] 1084 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,458 My personal motto. 1085 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:17,916 First… 1086 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:21,416 I don't rape. 1087 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,583 Second, 1088 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:25,166 I don't sell fake watches. 1089 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:26,750 Third, 1090 00:57:27,416 --> 00:57:29,583 no human trafficking to Cambodia. 1091 00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:32,208 Four, I don't screw wives. 1092 00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:33,500 Number five, 1093 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:36,541 I always pay for my prostitutes. 1094 00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:38,875 And six… 1095 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,458 I can't take my eyes off of you. 1096 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:45,500 [romantic music] 1097 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,333 If Fen sticks with me, 1098 00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:49,750 I'll never allow you to lose face. 1099 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,541 I swear on my dick. 1100 00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,125 [romantic music continues] 1101 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:57,333 [mother] The fact that Tai became a boss at such a young age 1102 00:57:57,416 --> 00:58:00,208 tells me he must be a hard-working gangster. 1103 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:03,125 Oh, well, his boss was suddenly killed. 1104 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:04,458 By Tai? 1105 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:05,375 No! 1106 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:07,583 That day he was nearly killed as well! 1107 00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:08,500 [music stops] 1108 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:11,625 But of course, he survived, and now, he's the boss. 1109 00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,458 What if he suddenly dies? 1110 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,708 He won't. He prays at temples. 1111 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:18,958 He is a gangster, sweetie. Aren't you worried? 1112 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,666 No, because I pray as well. 1113 00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:25,791 What if… 1114 00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,208 What if you break up? 1115 00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:29,833 He might become dangerous. 1116 00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:32,666 A gangster who becomes a scary ex lover 1117 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,583 is worse than a normal one. 1118 00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:36,250 [suspenseful music] 1119 00:58:37,708 --> 00:58:39,541 [thunder rumbling] 1120 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,083 You bear that in mind. 1121 00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:44,166 And don't get your whole family killed. 1122 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,625 [music stops] 1123 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:46,833 [mimics gunshot] 1124 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,833 [indistinct chatter] 1125 00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:59,541 [thumping] 1126 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,833 MURDERER 1127 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,625 [ominous music] 1128 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:13,833 Grandpa! 1129 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:15,000 Gramps! 1130 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,458 Stop jerking off! 1131 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:19,083 All the time! 1132 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,125 My God! 1133 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:21,791 [thunder rumbling] 1134 00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:22,958 [rain pouring] 1135 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,625 [Long Legs] When I'm the boss, 1136 00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,708 first thing I'll do is replace this car. 1137 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:28,208 [Bryan] This car 1138 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,166 should never be replaced. 1139 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:34,041 I joined the Sanlu Society as a teenager. 1140 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,625 We've had eight bosses since. 1141 00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:37,791 [mysterious music] 1142 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,416 All eight of them died in different ways. 1143 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:43,583 One by random gunfire. 1144 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:45,958 One was chopped to pieces. 1145 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,875 Another one 1146 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:50,291 was killed by being thrown from a tall building 1147 00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:54,083 -[thunderclap] -But… 1148 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:58,458 not one of them died in this car. 1149 00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:01,083 This car… 1150 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:04,000 is said to be the Sanlu Society's 1151 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,666 [muffled] greatest achievement. 1152 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:06,583 [music stops] 1153 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,875 Hey, did you graduate? 1154 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:11,666 Gangsters don't have to graduate. 1155 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,291 I always just picked C. 1156 01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:15,083 Hey, that's what I always did! 1157 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:18,041 But not for every single question. 1158 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,583 Only the ones that were too hard. 1159 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,416 -[coin rattling] -[electronic chiming] 1160 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,250 [Fen] When did you start liking me? 1161 01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,625 [Tai] I don't know. I just do. 1162 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:35,250 Well, I'm not sure if I like you yet. 1163 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:37,333 Oh, I bet you're lying. 1164 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,875 I'm a really popular guy. 1165 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,958 Do you know how many girls love me? 1166 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,000 -[all exclaiming] -[Bryan groans] Nice! 1167 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,041 They line up outside my house every day. 1168 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,708 They say I'm like Andy Lau. 1169 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,708 Oh? Why is that? 1170 01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:53,666 -Cause I'm a great singer. -Really? 1171 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,416 Yes, really! 1172 01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:00,041 -How about you and I have sex? -[frenzied pop music] 1173 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,625 Then I'll know either that you like me, 1174 01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:04,791 or that you just wanted to have sex. 1175 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,916 [Fen's voice] Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 1176 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,791 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 1177 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:12,208 And also, I'll know if I like you and I just didn't realize. 1178 01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:14,208 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 1179 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:15,875 Just like K drama, yeah? 1180 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,291 Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. Have sex. 1181 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,166 -[gulps loudly] -[music stops] 1182 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,208 [burps] 1183 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,500 Got any thoughts? 1184 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:28,625 Regarding your question. 1185 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,166 -As a healthy, able-bodied man… -["Amazing Grace" melody] 1186 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:36,208 …of course I'd like that, yeah. 1187 01:01:36,291 --> 01:01:37,875 But I'd rather wait. 1188 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:39,375 Because it's you. 1189 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:40,875 You're special. 1190 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:44,041 So I want to observe tradition. 1191 01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,291 [choir humming melody] 1192 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,791 I'd like our first time to be… 1193 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:49,583 comfortable. 1194 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,708 So… 1195 01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:55,041 it feels, you know… 1196 01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:58,083 it feels natural. 1197 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,208 Do you think you might… 1198 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,833 maybe give me a few more days 1199 01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:07,958 so that I can make it special? 1200 01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:09,500 -Oh, you coward! -[music stops] 1201 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,916 Go to hell! 1202 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:16,583 [Fishy] Uh, boss? 1203 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,708 This is what I think. 1204 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,000 I think you need 1205 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:22,500 to right now… 1206 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,541 Uh… 1207 01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:26,291 To go fuck Fen! 1208 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,708 Yeah, fuck it! I choose C! 1209 01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,041 [all] Yes! 1210 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,541 [doorbell rings] 1211 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:40,250 I'm not scared of gangsters! I've got one life. And I'll use it today. 1212 01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,416 -It's not that. I mean-- -What is it? 1213 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,375 Fen said she wanted to have sex. 1214 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:45,708 But I… 1215 01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:48,291 I wanted to wait, but she got angry and ran off. 1216 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:51,333 -Please, help me. Will you let me in? -What do you want? 1217 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:52,541 -To fuck. -What do you want? 1218 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,541 -Uh… -What do you want? 1219 01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:56,166 [Fen] You had your chance and you chickened out! 1220 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,458 [tribal music] 1221 01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:03,458 Thank you, sir. 1222 01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:05,125 -[Tai grunts] -[comical whistle] 1223 01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,416 -["Amazing Grace" melody] -[no audible dialogue] 1224 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,625 Wait. 1225 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,250 Is it a good dick? 1226 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,791 Depends on your definition. 1227 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,375 It used to be a naughty dick, but… 1228 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,125 Will it give my daughter STDs? 1229 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,708 No… 1230 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,791 When you go upstairs later, 1231 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,666 be gentle. 1232 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,333 Don't hurt my daughter. 1233 01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,791 My motto happens to be 1234 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,458 "Firm but gentle." 1235 01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:38,041 Be hard yet soft. 1236 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,291 Thank you, Auntie. 1237 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:42,625 -[music stops] -[mysterious whoosh] 1238 01:03:42,708 --> 01:03:45,416 -[tribal music resumes] -[roaring] 1239 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,208 [dramatic music] 1240 01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:04,083 [music stops] 1241 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,916 [intriguing acoustic music] 1242 01:04:17,166 --> 01:04:18,375 [gasps] 1243 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,500 It's true. 1244 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,166 German technology. 1245 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:22,500 Brand new. 1246 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,250 [music fades] 1247 01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,208 [door closes] 1248 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,958 I'M SO LUCKY TO FIND MY MR. PERFECT 1249 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,833 What kind of person barges into a house 1250 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:51,916 demanding sex. 1251 01:04:53,916 --> 01:04:56,166 We could go somewhere else. 1252 01:04:56,916 --> 01:04:58,291 I know a lot of motels 1253 01:04:58,375 --> 01:04:59,708 with really good sex toys. 1254 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,875 Hey! You want us to go? 1255 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,125 My dad's already turned up the TV! 1256 01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:06,708 Coward. 1257 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,375 Ooh, you have such a good papa. 1258 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:14,000 -[grunts] -Ah, ah, ah! Wait! 1259 01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:15,666 [laughs] 1260 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,625 Wait! 1261 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,291 Do you see this magic line? 1262 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208 Nope. 1263 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:21,333 -[Tai grunts] -[Fen giggles] 1264 01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:23,416 Wait! Wait! Get off! 1265 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,708 -Huh? -Go on! 1266 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,125 Keep going. 1267 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:29,833 Go on. 1268 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,333 Back up more. 1269 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:33,791 Squat down. 1270 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,166 -[groans] -[Fen squeals and giggles] 1271 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,833 I said wait! 1272 01:05:40,916 --> 01:05:42,833 Hey! My mom wanted me to ask. 1273 01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:44,375 If we were to break up, 1274 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:45,791 would you become scary? 1275 01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:48,000 -Oh, I'm scary now! -Be serious! 1276 01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:49,708 If I break up with you, 1277 01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:51,625 you can't kill my family, all right? 1278 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,208 Got it? 1279 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,125 ["The Swan" by Camille Saint-Saëns plays] 1280 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,750 Regardless of my past, 1281 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,250 blowjobs, 1282 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:04,875 hand jobs, 1283 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:06,458 tongue jobs, 1284 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,166 tit jobs, 1285 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:09,791 ice jobs, 1286 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,208 rim jobs, 1287 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:12,583 pop rocks jobs, 1288 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,708 fan Thanksgiving, 1289 01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,125 gang bangs… 1290 01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:20,833 Those were some wild days. 1291 01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:24,125 …backdoor straw, 1292 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:26,083 full body lick, 1293 01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:27,500 cowgirl style. 1294 01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:29,833 It's all in the past. 1295 01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:32,166 Beginning today… 1296 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,583 my dick… 1297 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,541 belongs to you. 1298 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,625 [music fades] 1299 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:54,041 [Fen sighs deeply] 1300 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:00,750 [Tai] For the rest of my life, 1301 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,375 I'll only do you, Fen. 1302 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:06,833 [breath trembling] 1303 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:08,833 Mm-hmm. 1304 01:07:08,916 --> 01:07:10,541 [uplifting pop music] 1305 01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:18,000 [announcer on TV] He comes to the pitch! 1306 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,708 -[rumbling] -He connects! 1307 01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:22,041 -What an explosion! -[audience cheering] 1308 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,375 It's gone to the heavens! 1309 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:26,416 [man, in Mandarin] ♪ I fear you are out of my league ♪ 1310 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:30,041 ♪ Given the chance Would you dare bewitch me? ♪ 1311 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:33,666 ♪ A symbol of love Your name engraved on my chest ♪ 1312 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:37,750 ♪ Too many past loves That's why I'm all tatted up ♪ 1313 01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:41,333 ♪ I take a deep breath and exhale ♪ 1314 01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:44,500 ♪ Putting in effort for you ♪ 1315 01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:48,500 ♪ You can inflate me, I'll be your toy ♪ 1316 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:51,458 ♪ Even if I'm not worthy of you ♪ 1317 01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,541 ♪ I wanna be where you are ♪ 1318 01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:59,291 ♪ Shut the door, just the two of us ♪ 1319 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:06,125 ♪ What flows out is not tears But my love for you ♪ 1320 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,208 ♪ I know I'm not worthy Of a love like this ♪ 1321 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:13,875 ♪ I wanna try, a chance to do you once ♪ 1322 01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:17,875 ♪ I wanna understand Experience what it's like ♪ 1323 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:20,875 ♪ Give you the best of what I have…♪ 1324 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,708 [Tai] No, no, no, sir. It's good stuff. 1325 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:25,791 It has everything. 1326 01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,583 Okay. Cheers. 1327 01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:29,916 [pop song continues] 1328 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:33,875 [groans] 1329 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:35,458 No! 1330 01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:38,708 ♪ I secretly run A background check on you ♪ 1331 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:42,041 ♪ Never expecting you train Your waist strength ♪ 1332 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:46,250 ♪ To be honest I also take classes at the gym ♪ 1333 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,750 ♪ Let me do you anytime, anywhere ♪ 1334 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:53,500 ♪ I just wanna give it all, in the car ♪ 1335 01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,416 ♪ Or underneath the car, you know ♪ 1336 01:08:57,125 --> 01:09:00,833 ♪ I just wanna spoil you shamelessly ♪ 1337 01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:03,625 ♪ Make your bush vibrate, you know ♪ 1338 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:06,791 ♪ I wanna go to that place ♪ 1339 01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:11,416 ♪ Shut the door, just the two of us ♪ 1340 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:17,708 ♪ What flows out is not tears But my love for you ♪ 1341 01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:22,375 ♪ Do do do for life, do only you ♪ 1342 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:26,000 ♪ I just wanna do do do, do only you ♪ 1343 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,333 ♪ Do do do for life…♪ 1344 01:09:27,416 --> 01:09:31,625 If I'm bullied at school, can I say that I know the dragon pillar? 1345 01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,208 Real men 1346 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,250 handle their own problems. 1347 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,083 What if there's 100 of them? 1348 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:41,166 In that case, you probably did something to deserve it. 1349 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:44,375 Well, what if they were, like, 100, 1350 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:46,500 all trying to kick my ass at once? 1351 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,250 Okay. Show me how you'd handle it. 1352 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,125 You wanna fucking fight? 1353 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:51,083 I'm not scared! 1354 01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,916 I know the Dragon Pillar, Tai! 1355 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,625 Hey, Fen! 1356 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:00,333 Do you need help with those? 1357 01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:02,125 [song ends] 1358 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:03,500 [Fen] Did you mean it? 1359 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:05,291 When you told me that I'm 1360 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,458 the only one. 1361 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:08,833 Of course I meant it. 1362 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:12,625 -[chuckles tenderly] -Unless someone had a gun to my head, 1363 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,333 and forced me to fuck someone else, 1364 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:16,333 it'll only ever be you. 1365 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,750 So, just because someone puts a gun to your head, 1366 01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,666 you'll have sex with another woman? 1367 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:28,125 No way. 1368 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:30,708 Even if it was a bazooka aimed at my head. 1369 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,791 I'd never make love to anyone else. 1370 01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:35,291 I'd rather die. 1371 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:38,291 But that's just dumb! 1372 01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:41,791 My God! You don't choose to die, idiot! Of course you do it! 1373 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,916 Just think of me when you're doing it. 1374 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,083 [sentimental music] 1375 01:10:46,166 --> 01:10:47,250 You have to, 1376 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,833 or how else will you get back to me alive? 1377 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,333 Okay, but… 1378 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,166 at the time, 1379 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,666 I would do it with an unwilling heart. 1380 01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:57,791 And when I came, 1381 01:10:57,875 --> 01:10:59,916 it wouldn't be from the heart. 1382 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,541 And not genuine. 1383 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,000 I promise it'll be really fake. 1384 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:09,041 [mother] Sorry, but… 1385 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,333 [slurred] I have a question. 1386 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,083 How can a man… 1387 01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:15,000 [laughs] 1388 01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,666 …fake an orgasm? 1389 01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:22,000 [cackling] 1390 01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:27,375 [Zheng Xuxiang] I feel really blessed to have the opportunity to go to Japan… 1391 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:31,166 -[man 1] If Xuxiang goes to Japan now… -[man 2] He won't last long. 1392 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:34,541 They'll figure him out! He'll be done by the World Baseball Classic next year. 1393 01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:37,583 [man 2] Exactly! A dragon in Taiwan, a worm in Japan. 1394 01:11:37,666 --> 01:11:39,333 That's ignorant rubbish! 1395 01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:40,666 He's just that good! 1396 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:43,791 -[man 1] Did you hear that? -[woman] Keep telling yourself that. 1397 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,041 I'm looking forward to it. And, yeah, I won't waste my hard work. 1398 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,666 [Tai] Hey, Fen. 1399 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,083 I thought this was a date. 1400 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,291 Oh. Well, they wanted to come and watch the game. 1401 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:54,625 [all] Hi, Miss Fen! 1402 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,458 I never saw any of you watch baseball. 1403 01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,833 [all laugh] 1404 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,208 [laughs] 1405 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:03,666 Hey, boss. 1406 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:06,541 Check this NFT price. You know how much I've made? 1407 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:07,750 Stop playing with that. 1408 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:11,125 Look, when you're the boss, you can do whatever you like. 1409 01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,875 Yeah, but you need to die, first. 1410 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:15,166 -Hey! What the hell? -What the hell? 1411 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:16,375 I'm telling you. 1412 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,333 I'm too hard to kill. 1413 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:19,750 I'll probably live to 100. 1414 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:21,541 [laughs] 1415 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,333 Huh? 1416 01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:26,291 What? 1417 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,833 What if you weren't the boss? 1418 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,875 Oh, come on. 1419 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:32,583 You're not starting to doubt me? 1420 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,750 Nah. I'm just saying that even if you weren't boss, 1421 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,125 you could still hang with your friends. 1422 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,541 Miss Fen. Don't worry about that. 1423 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:42,916 What happened today, 1424 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,208 our shop was trashed by crazy people. 1425 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:48,708 -[crowd cheering, whooping] -It was a huge mess. 1426 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:50,416 Many of our girls were hurt. 1427 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,541 That doesn't make it better, you know? 1428 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,666 -[Fishy] Whoa! -[Bryan] Hey! 1429 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,666 -[Fen gasps] -Watch where you're going! 1430 01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,375 You're all gangsters, aren't you? 1431 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,958 -Yeah. So what if we are? -Get out of here! 1432 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:05,291 -[man] You make pro baseball look bad. -Take your gambling and get out. 1433 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,000 -[crowd clamoring] -You get out! 1434 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,750 You're just a bunch of punks! 1435 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,708 [woman] We don't want your violence here! 1436 01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:16,416 What did you say? 1437 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,291 [muffled atmosphere] 1438 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:21,458 -[clamoring continues, muffled] -[woman] You're not welcome here! 1439 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,958 Hey, you! I'll kick your ass! 1440 01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:32,666 You do that again, I'll cut your fucking hands off! 1441 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:33,916 Tai! 1442 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,541 Tai, relax, please! 1443 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:39,208 -[muffled atmosphere stops] -Miss Fen. Tell you what. 1444 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:40,625 You'll be so surprised 1445 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,500 your bra will fly up. [laughs] 1446 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:44,916 Is it a marriage proposal? 1447 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,916 -You know I won't say yes. -Miss Fen. Your phone. 1448 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,125 [muffled club music] 1449 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,083 [Fishy] Here. 1450 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:51,791 I'm going home. 1451 01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,458 Don't be like that! Hey, Miss Fen! Come on. 1452 01:13:54,541 --> 01:13:55,458 It'll be fun! 1453 01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,000 Let's go in. Come on! 1454 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:02,666 Through here. 1455 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,625 -Hey! -[crowd cheering] 1456 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,000 Look who's here! 1457 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,791 [crowd continues cheering] 1458 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,458 [club music playing] 1459 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,166 [crowd shouting and whooping] 1460 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:23,083 ZHENG XUXIANG 1461 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:40,125 Whoa! 1462 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,583 [laughing] 1463 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:52,333 [Tai] Hey! [grunts] 1464 01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:53,875 [Xuxiang] What are you doing? 1465 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,708 -That's my woman! -Oh, your woman! 1466 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:59,125 -You can't touch her! -Oh! Zheng Xuxiang! Wassup? 1467 01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:00,791 [crowd cheers] 1468 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:03,916 -[Xuxiang yelps] -[Tai laughing] 1469 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,416 -[Xuxiang] Hey, Tai. -Yeah? 1470 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,458 Listen. 1471 01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:12,791 When I get back from Japan and have nothing to do, 1472 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:16,000 [muffled] how about you let me be your underling. 1473 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,333 [Tai] No problem. 1474 01:15:17,416 --> 01:15:19,416 -[muffled atmosphere] -[somber music] 1475 01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:30,041 [Tai] Xuxiang and I were childhood friends. 1476 01:15:30,916 --> 01:15:32,375 Xuxiang! 1477 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:34,875 [muffled shouting] 1478 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:42,791 -[Xuxiang] Whoa! Oh! [chuckles] -[muffled atmosphere stops] 1479 01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:43,958 [crowd cheers] 1480 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,541 [Tai] This is brand new! 1481 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,666 -Just signed by Xuxiang! -Yeah. 1482 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:51,208 [Tai cackling] 1483 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,708 All you people, 1484 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:02,375 you don't even watch baseball. 1485 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:03,625 [Tai] Huh? 1486 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,333 You don't watch baseball. You're all big fakes. 1487 01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:10,000 -[Tai] What did you say? -[all] Huh? 1488 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,500 Hey, shut up, everyone! My woman's speaking. 1489 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:14,791 -[crowd shushing] -[music stops] 1490 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:16,708 [shushing continues] 1491 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,125 None of you even like to watch baseball! 1492 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,791 God, I forgot how much I hate pathetic posers! 1493 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,375 Gamble yourselves to death, 1494 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,458 but stop insulting baseball! 1495 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,833 [Xuxiang] Oh, no. Ma'am, um… 1496 01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:31,958 Tai and I have known each other… 1497 01:16:32,041 --> 01:16:33,625 -[gags] …for a long-- -And Xuxiang! 1498 01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:35,000 You're my idol! 1499 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:37,291 So, I wish I hadn't seen you like this. 1500 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:41,041 Miss Fen. 1501 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:44,750 Xuxiang came from his team's celebration 1502 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,541 to keep partying. 1503 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,416 -[Tai] Yeah. -It's a special occasion. 1504 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:49,750 [man] Yeah, come on. 1505 01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:51,541 It's pathetic. 1506 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,500 [Tai] Hey! 1507 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:08,166 Where are you going? 1508 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,250 -Wait! Wait! -I'm upset I fell for the wrong guy! 1509 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,083 Hey! Come back inside! 1510 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,500 I thought you'd like that. 1511 01:17:15,583 --> 01:17:18,333 No. You like that everyone's scared of you. 1512 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,791 Well, so am I! 1513 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:25,208 I'll say it one last time, Xuxiang is my friend. 1514 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,083 And we've been friends for years. 1515 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:28,500 He's leaving for Japan. 1516 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,875 So, I'm having a drink with my friend. 1517 01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:32,416 Yeah? 1518 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,875 So then, you do that. 1519 01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,041 Go on! 1520 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,125 [Fen grunts] 1521 01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:40,458 What do you want? 1522 01:17:40,541 --> 01:17:42,958 -Come inside! -What are you gonna do if I won't? 1523 01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:45,625 Well, go on! 1524 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:46,875 Hit me! 1525 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,125 -Hit me! -[grunts] 1526 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,958 -[Tai grunting] -[clattering] 1527 01:17:52,291 --> 01:17:53,291 [Tai roars] 1528 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:56,291 Hey! There's a gangster here! 1529 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:58,583 Damaging property! Call the cops! 1530 01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:01,958 [Tai groans] It was all for you! Even wearing this ugly haircut! 1531 01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:03,416 And I hate it! 1532 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,833 [thunder rumbling] 1533 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,166 [melancholic music] 1534 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:16,916 Well, then. 1535 01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:22,166 -Anything else you'd like to say? -You were a mistake! 1536 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,333 I apologize. 1537 01:18:48,916 --> 01:18:49,958 Forget the club. 1538 01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:52,875 We'll leave together. 1539 01:18:57,916 --> 01:18:58,750 Mister. 1540 01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:00,791 I will call the cops. 1541 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:09,875 [music fades] 1542 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,041 [nostalgic acoustic music] 1543 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,083 [man, in Mandarin] ♪ The spring rain Is like a passing dream ♪ 1544 01:19:33,166 --> 01:19:36,416 ♪ Deliberately drenching those who care ♪ 1545 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:40,666 ♪ Hopes are abandoned ♪ 1546 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:43,458 ♪ Heartbroken without tears ♪ 1547 01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:46,916 ♪ I always love too hard ♪ 1548 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,833 ♪ With this tender heart ♪ 1549 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:57,166 ♪ That's why this helpless feeling Lingers on ♪ 1550 01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:01,875 ♪ It's been over ten winters ♪ 1551 01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:05,541 ♪ Waiting for the buds to flower ♪ 1552 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:08,000 ♪ Please forgive me ♪ 1553 01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:10,541 ♪ The more I think, the more hopeless ♪ 1554 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:11,625 Fuck! 1555 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:16,125 ♪ Goodbye, my dear almost lover ♪ 1556 01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:19,708 ♪ If there's no love, why bother? ♪ 1557 01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:26,583 ♪ The past is like a boring story A foolish dream ♪ 1558 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:30,666 ♪ Goodbye, my dear almost lover ♪ 1559 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:34,291 ♪ The June jasmine is still fragrant ♪ 1560 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:38,833 ♪ May you be like A spring flower in bloom… ♪ 1561 01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,208 Thank you! 1562 01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:43,250 I have loved working here. 1563 01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,583 [crying] Look after yourselves. 1564 01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:47,125 [Guan crying] 1565 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:50,000 [crying] What are you crying about? 1566 01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:52,083 DRAGON PILLAR - TAI 1567 01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:54,166 [nostalgic music continues] 1568 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,708 Hey. Is there something wrong? 1569 01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:09,708 My dick… 1570 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:12,708 isn't mine any longer. 1571 01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:19,750 ♪ The June jasmine is still fragrant ♪ 1572 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:25,500 ♪ May you be like A spring flower in bloom ♪ 1573 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:33,000 ♪ Beautiful and red ♪ 1574 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:34,208 [song ends] 1575 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,125 Let's just ignore him. 1576 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,583 [Guan sighs] Fuck boy. 1577 01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:45,125 [Fen] My name's Fannie. 1578 01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,458 -Ask for me next time you're here. -Thank you. 1579 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:49,833 [man] Miss Fen? 1580 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:55,875 [chuckles awkwardly] 1581 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,791 Oh! Hey! 1582 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:15,083 Hey! 1583 01:22:15,166 --> 01:22:16,000 Hey, hey! 1584 01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:18,875 Can you be a bit more gentle? 1585 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:23,375 I've never thrown a game. 1586 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:25,083 Oh, you're so amazing. 1587 01:22:25,583 --> 01:22:27,416 How proud we all are. 1588 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,875 Let's give him a round of applause! 1589 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:37,416 Hey. 1590 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,958 Has Bored Ape been crashing? 1591 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:43,208 Relax. 1592 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:45,041 Check out my Bitcoin. 1593 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,291 TAI: 10:30PM AT GOLDPOOL. YOU AND ME 1594 01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:53,666 Damn! That's an awesome trade. 1595 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,125 [both chuckle] 1596 01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:58,291 We could branch out on our own, you and me. 1597 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:02,541 [snorts] 1598 01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:16,291 Tai was… 1599 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,208 a senior on my baseball team. 1600 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,458 He played like shit. 1601 01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:23,208 But insisted on being the capt-- Hey. 1602 01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:24,458 Hey! 1603 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,875 [emotional music] 1604 01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,250 [sighs] 1605 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:40,416 He really was shit, but insisted on being the captain. 1606 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,416 And the captain is the cleanup hitter. 1607 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:46,458 Did you know he postponed graduation to be the cleanup hitter? 1608 01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:48,125 [scoffs] Embarrassing. 1609 01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:50,750 He killed our game momentum every time. 1610 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,833 And he couldn't even string hits together. 1611 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:57,041 Actually, he knew we thought he was terrible. 1612 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:59,416 -But he refused to change. -One, two, three! 1613 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,500 [Xuxiang] He'd make up excuses, make us run laps butt naked. 1614 01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:05,125 -He made us run all night long, too. -One, two, three! 1615 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,708 One, two, three! 1616 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:10,708 -[young Tai] From now on… -[all] One, two, three! 1617 01:24:10,791 --> 01:24:15,208 …leading us to the national championship… -[all] One, two, three! 1618 01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:18,458 …will be my only goal! Have you got that? -[all] One, two… 1619 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:20,291 Yes, Captain! Three! 1620 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:21,875 And I promise you this, 1621 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,791 until that day, I will not die! 1622 01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:27,625 -[young Tai] Again! -[boy, thinking] What is he on about? 1623 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,666 -We're only 16. -[all] One, two, three! 1624 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:34,458 -It's pretty hard for us to die. -[all] One, two, three! 1625 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:38,166 [Xuxiang] Once, a second baseman on our team 1626 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,791 did something stupid 1627 01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:43,416 and a whole bunch of gangsters 1628 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,458 charged in and attacked the guy. 1629 01:24:46,041 --> 01:24:49,000 We couldn't believe our coach didn't know what to do. 1630 01:24:49,083 --> 01:24:50,916 He just ran away and hid himself. 1631 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,333 [emotional music continues] 1632 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,958 [boy groaning] 1633 01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:02,666 The ball. The ball. The ball! 1634 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,916 The ball! The ball! [roars] 1635 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:09,583 -[music intensifies] -[all groaning] 1636 01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:11,541 [Xuxiang] Tai was ferocious. 1637 01:25:11,625 --> 01:25:13,208 He took a bat himself, 1638 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,500 and charged in. 1639 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:17,833 Took out a bunch of them straight away. 1640 01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:20,166 That's when we realized that Tai 1641 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,250 was a cleanup hitter of people. 1642 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,000 He inspired all of us. 1643 01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:28,375 After all, 1644 01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,125 we were a team. 1645 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,250 We were training every day. 1646 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:33,500 We were doing weights. 1647 01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:34,916 So, we were super fit. 1648 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:37,916 We each grabbed a bat, just like Tai. 1649 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:39,958 And started swinging. 1650 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:42,000 -[all shouting] -[boy 1] Charge! Charge! 1651 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:45,416 -[boy 1] Get them! -[boy 2] Get them! 1652 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,625 Charge! 1653 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,708 [all shouting indistinctly] 1654 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:03,041 [Xuxiang] Afterwards, when everyone found out about the fight, 1655 01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:05,041 it was a major deal. 1656 01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:07,333 And Tai said 1657 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:08,916 he was the captain. 1658 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,208 So, it was… 1659 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:15,625 his responsibility. 1660 01:26:15,708 --> 01:26:17,250 [young Tai] It was just me. 1661 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,125 The whole thing was me alone. 1662 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:21,541 Your coach said it was the whole team involved. 1663 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,083 No, it was just me. 1664 01:26:23,166 --> 01:26:24,083 Watch! 1665 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:26,041 [emotional music continues] 1666 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,000 Bam! 1667 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,666 Ah… 1668 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:29,625 Bing! 1669 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:32,291 Boom! 1670 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:34,875 [Tai] Ah! 1671 01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:37,583 This is the replay! 1672 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,041 Ah! 1673 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,333 [yelps] 1674 01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:42,875 -Ya! -[Xuxiang] He got expelled. 1675 01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:44,833 [young Tai] From now on, 1676 01:26:44,916 --> 01:26:46,583 no more excuses! 1677 01:26:47,166 --> 01:26:48,625 I wanna see this team 1678 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,250 in the championship! 1679 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,291 It's not so bad. 1680 01:26:59,625 --> 01:27:00,916 Give me a smile. 1681 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,083 Come on, you guys. 1682 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:04,750 It's up to you, now. 1683 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:07,916 You're champions. 1684 01:27:22,291 --> 01:27:25,083 [Xuxiang] The next time I heard anything about him, 1685 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:26,500 he was already a gangster. 1686 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:31,583 I've been pro for 13 years. 1687 01:27:32,375 --> 01:27:34,000 And during all that time, 1688 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,208 Tai kept putting the word out. 1689 01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:42,041 Any person who dared to give me even a drop of alcohol, 1690 01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,458 no matter how powerful 1691 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:46,083 the gang he belongs to is, 1692 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,416 Tai said he'll destroy him. 1693 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,500 Tai escaped to Shenzhen for two years. 1694 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,750 I don't think you heard me clearly. 1695 01:27:57,416 --> 01:27:58,833 So, I brought a hearing aid. 1696 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:00,875 [muffled screams] 1697 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:04,458 [Xuxiang] And he put a gang leader from the coast in hospital. 1698 01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:08,875 Back then, 1699 01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:11,291 the second baseman 1700 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:13,208 who did something stupid… 1701 01:28:15,375 --> 01:28:16,250 was me. 1702 01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:21,583 I am able to go and play in Japan, now, 1703 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,583 without any criminal record, 1704 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,791 all thanks to Tai. 1705 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,875 I'd like to repay him, 1706 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,375 by finding him… 1707 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:33,958 [Fen crying softly] 1708 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,041 …a good wife. 1709 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:02,083 Hmm? 1710 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,625 [music fades] 1711 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:04,750 Uh. Oh! 1712 01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:08,125 [gasping] 1713 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:26,458 [gasps] Hey! 1714 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,791 Huh? 1715 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,458 Every time someone's on base 1716 01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:31,250 and it's two strikes, three balls, 1717 01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:32,500 your posture's off. 1718 01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:36,416 You gotta tuck your elbow in a little. All right? 1719 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,250 -Really? -Yeah! 1720 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,125 Okay. 1721 01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:49,041 [exhales] 1722 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,250 Why did you want to see me? 1723 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,291 Are you peeing? 1724 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:26,458 What the hell, boss? No! 1725 01:30:30,583 --> 01:30:32,083 [Long Legs] Look at yourself. 1726 01:30:32,166 --> 01:30:33,916 You're ignoring the business. 1727 01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:36,250 You don't care who killed Hsing. 1728 01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:38,333 And now, you're pissing everywhere. 1729 01:30:38,416 --> 01:30:40,833 Ever since Fen dumped you, you've been totally useless. 1730 01:30:40,916 --> 01:30:42,125 It was mutual. 1731 01:30:43,416 --> 01:30:45,666 There are girls like Fen in every shop. 1732 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:47,583 Two hundred a night. 1733 01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:50,250 Three hundred. 1734 01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:52,625 Four hundred, then. 1735 01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:54,208 When she means it, 1736 01:30:54,958 --> 01:30:56,250 at least five grand. 1737 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,500 So you met a decent girl and she broke your heart. 1738 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,041 Act like a boss, yeah? 1739 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,958 What's so great about being boss? 1740 01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:03,708 If you want it, 1741 01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,375 it's yours. 1742 01:31:07,416 --> 01:31:08,500 Huh? 1743 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:13,208 Okay. If you want control, 1744 01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:14,750 you can have it. 1745 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:16,583 And from now on, 1746 01:31:17,333 --> 01:31:19,500 you can handle the money however you want. 1747 01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:20,458 It's up to you. 1748 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:22,333 And if you lose it, 1749 01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:23,916 you kneel before the brothers. 1750 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,958 What are you saying? 1751 01:31:29,041 --> 01:31:30,291 I never wanted that. 1752 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:50,666 [rain pouring] 1753 01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:14,416 -[wet thud] -[grunts] 1754 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,458 Long Legs. 1755 01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:28,875 There's something… 1756 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,125 I wanna tell you. 1757 01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:32,375 [ominous music] 1758 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:34,958 -For your ears only. -Hmm. 1759 01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:37,875 That night, 1760 01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:40,666 seeing those Thais, 1761 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,666 a dozen killers, 1762 01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:45,500 each knife massive, 1763 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:47,750 makes your legs weak. 1764 01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:53,833 Hsing was… 1765 01:33:05,125 --> 01:33:06,500 [eerie notes] 1766 01:33:06,583 --> 01:33:09,000 [Hsing] That's right. I'm the boss. 1767 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:11,041 I fuck dragon pussy. [laughs] 1768 01:33:11,125 --> 01:33:13,291 [Tai] Oh! I wanna fuck dragon pussy, too! 1769 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:14,625 [Hsing] Get in line! 1770 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:19,541 [ominous music continues] 1771 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:21,500 These friends of yours, boss? 1772 01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:25,708 -Oh, fuck! -[Hsing] Motherfuckers! 1773 01:33:25,791 --> 01:33:27,583 -Let's go! -Keep them off me! 1774 01:33:30,083 --> 01:33:31,791 [eerie notes] 1775 01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,083 [music fades] 1776 01:33:33,166 --> 01:33:34,166 He just… 1777 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,041 shoved me at them, 1778 01:33:36,708 --> 01:33:37,875 and took off running. 1779 01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:44,041 Dying for your boss is 1780 01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:45,208 part of the deal. 1781 01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:47,625 But, 1782 01:33:47,708 --> 01:33:49,333 being pushed by the boss. 1783 01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:53,208 I don't know. 1784 01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:56,041 Maybe it's just me. 1785 01:33:58,958 --> 01:34:00,125 Hmm… 1786 01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,666 I think it was cowardly. 1787 01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:07,791 You think you're the boss? 1788 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:08,875 Hmm. 1789 01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:12,708 [eerie music] 1790 01:34:24,208 --> 01:34:26,333 [Long Legs] I thought you invited me here… 1791 01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,458 [music fades] 1792 01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,375 …to tell me that you killed Hsing. 1793 01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:33,208 Fuck! I almost died that day! 1794 01:34:34,833 --> 01:34:36,416 You were stabbed three times 1795 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,916 and you still survived! 1796 01:34:38,583 --> 01:34:40,333 What was I supposed to think? 1797 01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,416 How? 1798 01:34:42,916 --> 01:34:44,125 How are you not dead? 1799 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:47,333 You know I've been stabbed before, one time here, one time here. 1800 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:49,291 Who knows? Maybe my stomach's this big. 1801 01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:51,291 -There's no way! -Like you'd know. 1802 01:34:52,250 --> 01:34:53,208 [Long Legs sighs] 1803 01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,166 If you're not the boss, 1804 01:34:58,250 --> 01:34:59,291 what'll you do? 1805 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:04,583 Go back to Fen. 1806 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,000 [footsteps approaching] 1807 01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:11,291 [Tai] If I get cut standing in line at Costco, 1808 01:35:11,375 --> 01:35:12,708 you'll have to come and save me. 1809 01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:16,458 No way! Bosses always die. That's your problem. 1810 01:35:16,541 --> 01:35:18,500 I thought you wanted to be the boss. 1811 01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:19,416 The dragon. 1812 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:22,708 -I'm not ready to die. You do it! -I already bought you a coffin! 1813 01:35:22,791 --> 01:35:24,000 -Mr. Dragon! -You die first! 1814 01:35:24,083 --> 01:35:25,291 [door slams open] 1815 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:26,208 What's that? 1816 01:35:26,291 --> 01:35:28,000 [dramatic music] 1817 01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:36,375 [in Thai] Sorry, it's not personal. 1818 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,583 [English] Motherfucker! 1819 01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:40,166 Long Legs. Are you scared to die? 1820 01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:43,125 Don't worry. I won't push you. 1821 01:35:43,208 --> 01:35:45,041 [assailants scream] 1822 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:46,708 [frenetic action music] 1823 01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:03,500 [Long Legs screams] 1824 01:36:15,791 --> 01:36:16,833 [screams] 1825 01:36:16,916 --> 01:36:18,916 -[music fades] -[thunder rumbles] 1826 01:36:21,458 --> 01:36:23,708 WE HAVEN'T REALLY BROKEN UP 1827 01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:26,500 WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING? 1828 01:36:33,333 --> 01:36:35,666 -[tense action music] -Who sent these guys? 1829 01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:36,958 How should I know? 1830 01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:42,750 -[blade swishes] -[groans] 1831 01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:57,541 Go! Go! 1832 01:37:01,958 --> 01:37:03,708 [Long Legs groaning] 1833 01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:13,625 -[blades swishes] -[screams] 1834 01:37:18,791 --> 01:37:20,333 [music intensifies] 1835 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:25,458 -[high-pitched ringing] -[muffled atmosphere] 1836 01:37:25,541 --> 01:37:26,916 [grunting feebly] 1837 01:37:29,125 --> 01:37:32,208 -[muffled atmosphere stops] -[tense action music resumes] 1838 01:37:33,333 --> 01:37:34,833 [both grunting] 1839 01:37:42,375 --> 01:37:44,458 [ringing] 1840 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:48,291 [dramatic action music] 1841 01:37:56,291 --> 01:37:58,000 -[music stops] -[men moaning] 1842 01:38:01,583 --> 01:38:03,000 [panting] 1843 01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,708 Long Legs. 1844 01:38:06,791 --> 01:38:07,875 I promise, 1845 01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:10,458 I'll get you out of here. 1846 01:38:14,375 --> 01:38:16,791 [slow, epic acoustic music] 1847 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:44,750 [both roar] 1848 01:38:46,750 --> 01:38:48,083 [flesh squelching] 1849 01:38:54,541 --> 01:38:55,750 [groans] 1850 01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:05,875 [grunts] 1851 01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:09,333 [eerie music] 1852 01:39:13,833 --> 01:39:15,250 [muffled atmosphere] 1853 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:19,750 [muffled, feeble groans] 1854 01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:42,750 [distorted] You know what? 1855 01:39:44,625 --> 01:39:46,291 I really do love you, Tai. 1856 01:39:58,291 --> 01:40:00,000 [music fades] 1857 01:40:00,083 --> 01:40:01,666 [tutting] 1858 01:40:01,750 --> 01:40:04,875 Wow! Tai, Tai, Tai! 1859 01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:06,875 They said you were hard to kill, 1860 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:09,375 but I never thought it'd be this hard. 1861 01:40:10,541 --> 01:40:11,666 Wow! 1862 01:40:13,416 --> 01:40:14,750 [sighs] 1863 01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:16,500 Long Legs. 1864 01:40:16,583 --> 01:40:17,791 I'm sorry. 1865 01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:20,208 But my boss really wants that urban renewal. 1866 01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,125 You understand. It's just business. 1867 01:40:22,208 --> 01:40:24,250 -[roars] -Whoa, whoa! 1868 01:40:24,333 --> 01:40:26,541 [moans, drops bat] 1869 01:40:26,625 --> 01:40:28,041 Oh! Fuck me! 1870 01:40:31,708 --> 01:40:33,333 We get along so well. 1871 01:40:34,041 --> 01:40:35,916 Are you sure you don't wanna team up? 1872 01:40:36,833 --> 01:40:37,708 Uh? 1873 01:40:43,875 --> 01:40:45,083 [sighs] 1874 01:40:45,625 --> 01:40:46,500 [laughs] 1875 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,833 I wasn't serious. 1876 01:40:56,125 --> 01:40:57,083 Boss Chuan. 1877 01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,416 We're just about done. 1878 01:41:03,375 --> 01:41:04,500 [sighs] 1879 01:41:05,833 --> 01:41:07,375 [exhales] 1880 01:41:11,916 --> 01:41:12,750 [groans] 1881 01:41:16,083 --> 01:41:17,083 [grunts] 1882 01:41:18,083 --> 01:41:19,083 [bat clatters] 1883 01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:22,291 -Survive this. -[flesh squelches] 1884 01:41:22,375 --> 01:41:23,666 [Tai groans] 1885 01:41:24,458 --> 01:41:26,458 [groaning] 1886 01:41:29,750 --> 01:41:31,333 [both grunt] 1887 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,083 [Tai moans] 1888 01:41:35,916 --> 01:41:36,916 [sighs] 1889 01:41:38,875 --> 01:41:39,833 [blade clatters] 1890 01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:41,958 Oh, let me make an NFT. 1891 01:41:44,208 --> 01:41:47,291 [camera snapping] 1892 01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:48,958 [choir humming "Amazing Grace"] 1893 01:41:49,041 --> 01:41:52,333 -[no audible dialogue] -Do you see the Goddess of Mercy? 1894 01:41:54,375 --> 01:41:58,666 Fen is my Goddess of Mercy. 1895 01:42:01,916 --> 01:42:04,708 Didn't you say you'd get me out of here? 1896 01:42:04,791 --> 01:42:06,750 You're the Dragon Pillar. 1897 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,375 I've been stabbed multiple times. 1898 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,333 How many is multiple? 1899 01:42:14,416 --> 01:42:18,500 I'm fed up with your poor math. 1900 01:42:19,125 --> 01:42:21,708 … 1901 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:28,291 Forget it. I better get you out of here instead. 1902 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:33,375 What? What are you on about? 1903 01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:38,125 -[music fades] -[beeping] 1904 01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:40,750 It's very easy to call for help these days. 1905 01:42:40,833 --> 01:42:43,041 -[men shouting] -[Fishy] Boss! 1906 01:42:43,125 --> 01:42:44,250 Boss! 1907 01:42:44,333 --> 01:42:45,833 [triumphant music building] 1908 01:42:45,916 --> 01:42:48,625 [all shouting] 1909 01:43:08,125 --> 01:43:10,000 [music fades] 1910 01:43:10,083 --> 01:43:12,083 [panting] 1911 01:43:14,166 --> 01:43:16,166 [sentimental music] 1912 01:43:17,125 --> 01:43:18,875 [Fen] When did you start liking me? 1913 01:43:19,458 --> 01:43:21,083 [Tai] I just do. 1914 01:43:21,166 --> 01:43:24,083 Is it because I'm pretty? Or because I can sing? 1915 01:43:25,583 --> 01:43:27,500 Ah! Because I saved you? 1916 01:43:27,583 --> 01:43:29,666 Sure. I'm returning the favor. 1917 01:43:30,166 --> 01:43:32,583 [scoffs] Oh, come on! Just answer! 1918 01:43:32,666 --> 01:43:33,541 I am! 1919 01:43:33,625 --> 01:43:36,375 I just like you. You tick all the boxes. Huh? 1920 01:43:46,208 --> 01:43:48,291 [Fen] Oh, you're so fierce! 1921 01:43:48,375 --> 01:43:50,041 You can just go like that. 1922 01:43:58,791 --> 01:44:00,083 [music stops] 1923 01:44:06,041 --> 01:44:07,291 Forget the hospital. 1924 01:44:10,875 --> 01:44:12,875 -Take me to Fen. -[Bryan] Don't worry! 1925 01:44:12,958 --> 01:44:16,958 -No one ever dies in this car! -That's true! No need for a doctor. 1926 01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,291 We'll take you to Miss Fen. 1927 01:44:19,916 --> 01:44:21,541 She'll take care of your needs 1928 01:44:21,625 --> 01:44:23,708 and, uh, rub you down. 1929 01:44:24,250 --> 01:44:26,541 All right? Don't worry, boss. 1930 01:44:26,625 --> 01:44:28,125 This is no ordinary car. 1931 01:44:28,208 --> 01:44:29,875 No boss has ever died in this car. 1932 01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,666 -[Long Legs] Don't fall asleep. -[Fishy] Right! 1933 01:44:32,750 --> 01:44:35,416 -Faster! Hurry! -[Fishy] All right! Take it easy! 1934 01:44:35,500 --> 01:44:37,708 -[groaning] -[Fishy] Boss, don't fall asleep! 1935 01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:40,041 -We're nearly there. -Faster! 1936 01:44:41,750 --> 01:44:43,416 [knock on door, then door opens] 1937 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,833 [chuckles] Boss Chuan. Boss Chuan. 1938 01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:50,250 It's all done. 1939 01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,583 I was going to get some-- 1940 01:44:51,666 --> 01:44:52,875 [groaning] 1941 01:44:52,958 --> 01:44:54,708 [tense music] 1942 01:45:06,291 --> 01:45:07,458 [Boss Tung] Sure thing. 1943 01:45:08,208 --> 01:45:09,500 I'll take care of it. 1944 01:45:10,958 --> 01:45:12,500 My friend wants to ask. 1945 01:45:13,500 --> 01:45:15,041 Where will you sleep? 1946 01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,041 In the mountains? 1947 01:45:17,708 --> 01:45:18,916 In the ocean? 1948 01:45:19,875 --> 01:45:21,083 Or perhaps in a puddle? 1949 01:45:24,833 --> 01:45:26,416 [groaning] 1950 01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:37,708 [breathing heavily] 1951 01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,916 [Fishy] Thank you, Boss Tung. 1952 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,625 [Boss Chuan groaning] 1953 01:45:43,500 --> 01:45:44,708 [wheezing] 1954 01:45:44,791 --> 01:45:46,166 [groaning stops] 1955 01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:48,583 [music stops] 1956 01:45:49,625 --> 01:45:51,000 [tires squeal] 1957 01:46:07,208 --> 01:46:08,291 [weakly] Fishy. 1958 01:46:10,916 --> 01:46:12,125 Please tell Fen… 1959 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,208 I remember when… 1960 01:46:19,958 --> 01:46:21,041 [chuckles weakly] 1961 01:46:23,125 --> 01:46:24,916 …she shaved off my eyebrow. 1962 01:46:31,166 --> 01:46:32,500 [poignant music] 1963 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,125 You tell her. 1964 01:46:45,958 --> 01:46:46,958 Tell her! 1965 01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:48,833 She's right there! 1966 01:46:50,416 --> 01:46:53,291 Get out! Go and tell her yourself! 1967 01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:55,083 [tearfully] Get out! 1968 01:46:56,250 --> 01:46:57,750 Aren't you gonna fuck Fen? 1969 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:00,458 Go tell her yourself! 1970 01:47:00,541 --> 01:47:02,500 -I'm the boss now! -[Fishy crying] 1971 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:04,458 I'm ordering you! Get out now! 1972 01:47:08,250 --> 01:47:09,500 [crying] Get out! 1973 01:47:15,833 --> 01:47:16,958 Tai, come on! 1974 01:47:20,291 --> 01:47:21,541 Tai! 1975 01:47:22,583 --> 01:47:23,791 Tai! 1976 01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:27,125 [music stops] 1977 01:47:30,250 --> 01:47:31,750 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP 1978 01:47:51,208 --> 01:47:53,750 [thunder rumbles] 1979 01:48:15,791 --> 01:48:16,708 [Tai] Hey. 1980 01:48:17,708 --> 01:48:18,583 Mm-hmm? 1981 01:48:20,625 --> 01:48:22,291 [Tai] I'm not the boss anymore. 1982 01:48:27,375 --> 01:48:28,458 Okay. 1983 01:48:29,833 --> 01:48:31,000 Well done. 1984 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:33,750 -Oh, yeah? -Mmm. 1985 01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:36,375 You gonna support me? 1986 01:48:37,625 --> 01:48:39,375 [Fen] I have a lot of customers. 1987 01:48:40,166 --> 01:48:42,291 And they're all regulars, so… 1988 01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:43,458 it'll be fine. 1989 01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,500 All finished. 1990 01:48:51,083 --> 01:48:54,541 And do you want anything else, sir? 1991 01:48:57,291 --> 01:48:58,708 [melancholic music] 1992 01:49:02,750 --> 01:49:04,375 [thunder rumbles] 1993 01:49:33,041 --> 01:49:35,041 [both crying softly] 1994 01:49:48,375 --> 01:49:50,375 [melancholic music continues] 1995 01:50:00,291 --> 01:50:01,208 [sniffles] 1996 01:50:27,875 --> 01:50:29,500 [music fades] 1997 01:50:29,583 --> 01:50:31,458 [Fen continues crying] 1998 01:50:31,541 --> 01:50:32,750 [sniffles] 1999 01:50:36,833 --> 01:50:40,208 [chiming echoes] 2000 01:50:42,458 --> 01:50:44,291 [emotional music] 2001 01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:01,625 [Tai] I remember it was also raining 2002 01:51:02,708 --> 01:51:03,958 the night I met you. 2003 01:51:06,750 --> 01:51:07,833 But tonight 2004 01:51:08,708 --> 01:51:10,000 was when my luck 2005 01:51:11,416 --> 01:51:12,500 ran out. 2006 01:51:12,583 --> 01:51:14,083 [raindrops taping softly] 2007 01:51:14,166 --> 01:51:15,541 [emotional music continues] 2008 01:52:03,750 --> 01:52:05,500 [music fades] 2009 01:52:13,333 --> 01:52:14,875 [heroic hard rock music] 2010 01:52:31,958 --> 01:52:36,041 So someone actually put a gun to your head? 2011 01:52:37,416 --> 01:52:38,958 Didn't we already agree? 2012 01:52:39,041 --> 01:52:40,083 [sniffles] 2013 01:52:40,916 --> 01:52:42,500 And so, you did it? 2014 01:52:44,166 --> 01:52:45,458 Of course I did it. 2015 01:52:47,375 --> 01:52:48,416 And I faked it. 2016 01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:04,083 Tai's stomach must be tiny. 2017 01:53:04,583 --> 01:53:05,875 [Bryan] Or full of shit. 2018 01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:08,833 [Long Legs] Take me to the hospital. 2019 01:53:08,916 --> 01:53:10,166 I'm actually dying. 2020 01:53:10,250 --> 01:53:11,750 [both] Yes, Dragon! 2021 01:53:13,583 --> 01:53:14,958 [music stops] 2022 01:53:15,041 --> 01:53:16,750 [chiming echoing] 2023 01:53:17,625 --> 01:53:19,541 [uplifting pop music] 2024 01:53:20,416 --> 01:53:22,375 [Fen] How can you still be alive? 2025 01:53:22,916 --> 01:53:24,375 Are you really okay? 2026 01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:27,416 [Tai] Don't worry. It's a Chinese New Year film. 2027 01:53:28,416 --> 01:53:31,375 [Fen] I don't think that's our release date. 2028 01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:33,708 [Tai] Doesn't matter. 2029 01:53:33,791 --> 01:53:35,291 Every day is a celebration. 2030 01:53:35,791 --> 01:53:37,916 And love never dies. 2031 01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:42,333 [man, in Mandarin] ♪ A symbol of love Your name engraved on my chest ♪ 2032 01:53:42,416 --> 01:53:46,458 ♪ Too many past loves That's why I'm all tatted up ♪ 2033 01:53:46,541 --> 01:53:49,708 ♪ I take a deep breath and exhale ♪ 2034 01:53:49,791 --> 01:53:50,708 What do you want? 2035 01:53:50,791 --> 01:53:52,583 ♪ Putting in effort for you ♪ 2036 01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:57,208 ♪ You can inflate me, I'll be your toy ♪ 2037 01:53:57,291 --> 01:54:00,083 ♪ Even if I'm not worthy of you ♪ 2038 01:54:00,166 --> 01:54:03,250 ♪ I wanna be where you are ♪ 2039 01:54:03,333 --> 01:54:07,958 ♪ Shut the door, just the two of us ♪ 2040 01:54:08,041 --> 01:54:14,625 ♪ What flows out is not tears But my love for you ♪ 2041 01:54:15,125 --> 01:54:18,625 ♪ I know I'm not worthy Of a love like this ♪ 2042 01:54:18,708 --> 01:54:22,291 ♪ I wanna try, a chance to do you once ♪ 2043 01:54:22,375 --> 01:54:26,541 ♪ I wanna understand Experience what it's like ♪ 2044 01:54:26,625 --> 01:54:29,666 ♪ Give you the best of what I have… ♪ 2045 01:54:30,250 --> 01:54:32,041 [song continues] 2046 01:54:32,125 --> 01:54:33,750 XUXIANG'S DESIGNATED HAIRDRESSER 2047 01:54:33,833 --> 01:54:35,458 [doorbell chimes] 2048 01:54:38,791 --> 01:54:40,291 Orange spare ribs. 2049 01:54:43,250 --> 01:54:45,666 Every time, orange spare ribs! 2050 01:54:50,250 --> 01:54:51,375 Well… 2051 01:54:52,416 --> 01:54:53,625 what do you want? 2052 01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:56,000 You have to guess. 2053 01:54:57,041 --> 01:54:57,958 [scoffs] 2054 01:55:00,625 --> 01:55:02,708 [Guan] Leave me alone. I am reading. 2055 01:55:07,333 --> 01:55:08,708 Don't look at me! 2056 01:55:10,500 --> 01:55:11,541 [chuckles] 2057 01:55:13,083 --> 01:55:14,458 Why are you still looking? 2058 01:55:15,208 --> 01:55:17,208 -Oh! I'm calling the cops! -[laughs] 2059 01:55:18,041 --> 01:55:19,458 Don't laugh! 2060 01:55:20,083 --> 01:55:21,416 Please, go away! 2061 01:55:22,416 --> 01:55:25,625 Oh. So, what business is he doing now? 2062 01:55:26,708 --> 01:55:29,416 Who would know? But he's obsessed with location. 2063 01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:30,875 It's crazy! [sighs] 2064 01:55:31,375 --> 01:55:34,333 All day looking at shopfronts, but with zero ideas! 2065 01:55:34,958 --> 01:55:36,708 If I didn't have his child in here, 2066 01:55:36,791 --> 01:55:38,166 I'd kick him to the curb! 2067 01:55:38,708 --> 01:55:40,750 -Gramps! Cut it out! -[panting] 2068 01:55:40,833 --> 01:55:42,833 [Guan wailing] 2069 01:55:45,375 --> 01:55:46,500 When you win a fight, 2070 01:55:46,583 --> 01:55:48,208 you rise up the ranks! Yeah! 2071 01:55:48,291 --> 01:55:50,291 [men exclaiming in agreement] 2072 01:55:50,375 --> 01:55:52,250 [men shouting] 2073 01:56:02,833 --> 01:56:04,375 [man] Excuse me sir. 2074 01:56:04,458 --> 01:56:06,541 My girlfriend's grandmother… 2075 01:56:07,208 --> 01:56:09,125 uh… just passed away. 2076 01:56:09,666 --> 01:56:10,750 Uh… 2077 01:56:10,833 --> 01:56:12,666 Can I please request that, uh… 2078 01:56:13,625 --> 01:56:15,375 that, uh, if you must curse, 2079 01:56:15,458 --> 01:56:17,041 then, please, not that word. 2080 01:56:17,125 --> 01:56:19,000 I mean, others are fine. 2081 01:56:19,541 --> 01:56:21,083 Just not that one. 2082 01:56:22,250 --> 01:56:24,375 Sorry for interrupting your meal. 2083 01:56:25,458 --> 01:56:28,500 -Good job. Well done. -[all agreeing] 2084 01:56:28,583 --> 01:56:32,416 WE'VE GOT MORE, STAY… OR NOT 2085 01:56:46,916 --> 01:56:48,916 [song ends] 2086 01:56:49,916 --> 01:56:52,166 [man clears throat] Oh, okay. Are we ready? 2087 01:56:52,250 --> 01:56:53,291 [Daniel Hong] Okay. 2088 01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:55,458 [man] Uh, hi. Well, uh… 2089 01:56:55,541 --> 01:56:58,958 -Hi, everyone. I'm Giddens Ko. Director. -[Vivian Sung laughs] 2090 01:56:59,041 --> 01:57:01,166 [Vivian] Why introduce yourself? [laughs] 2091 01:57:01,250 --> 01:57:05,791 [Giddens] An introduction is still needed. There's only sound without visuals. 2092 01:57:05,875 --> 01:57:07,500 [Vivian laughs] I see. 2093 01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:09,958 [Daniel] Hello, everyone! I'm Daniel Hong. 2094 01:57:10,041 --> 01:57:12,125 [Vivian] Hello, everyone. I'm Fen. 2095 01:57:12,208 --> 01:57:13,208 [chuckles] 2096 01:57:14,291 --> 01:57:15,458 What do we do now? 2097 01:57:15,541 --> 01:57:18,500 -[Daniel] This is awkward, right? [laughs] -[Giddens] Yes. 2098 01:57:18,583 --> 01:57:20,791 Wait, we still have three minutes of credit roll. 2099 01:57:20,875 --> 01:57:23,708 It's already-- The song should be over, now. Right? 2100 01:57:24,458 --> 01:57:26,750 Vivian, what about my directing, this time? 2101 01:57:26,833 --> 01:57:28,458 Is there anything I can improve on? 2102 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:31,541 -[Vivian] Quite a lot. -[Giddens] Shit! For example? 2103 01:57:31,625 --> 01:57:34,500 [Vivian] For example, you didn't help me realize my dream. 2104 01:57:34,583 --> 01:57:37,000 I told you from the first day of shooting 2105 01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:38,916 that I wanna sing the theme song. 2106 01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:42,500 -But you never let me sing! -[Giddens] Oh, that is right. That's true. 2107 01:57:42,583 --> 01:57:45,333 I did ask Daniel to reach out to you to sing the theme song. 2108 01:57:45,416 --> 01:57:48,375 -[Vivian] I also asked him. I even-- -[Daniel] Yes. 2109 01:57:48,458 --> 01:57:51,833 [Giddens] Because I've already… Our leading man is already a singer. 2110 01:57:51,916 --> 01:57:56,083 -Right? I thought he'd ask you to sing. -[Daniel] We tried it, but the key… 2111 01:57:56,166 --> 01:57:58,250 If you sing in that key, we can't sing along. 2112 01:57:58,333 --> 01:58:00,541 [Vivian] My vocal range is wide, okay? 2113 01:58:00,625 --> 01:58:03,375 [Daniel] Yeah. Wait, so… Then, I thought, 2114 01:58:03,458 --> 01:58:05,833 "Fuck! How about having Vivian come harmonize?" 2115 01:58:05,916 --> 01:58:07,750 But then, we discussed how it felt. 2116 01:58:07,833 --> 01:58:11,833 I even asked the director if it would be embarrassing to let her harmonize. 2117 01:58:11,916 --> 01:58:15,583 -[Daniel] Like, tell her to come and hum. -[Vivian] I can go, "Doo-doo-doo". 2118 01:58:15,666 --> 01:58:18,458 [Daniel] Yeah! We were embarrassed to ask you to do that. 2119 01:58:18,541 --> 01:58:21,916 [Giddens] Yes. Hey! Once she-- Once she comes in, 2120 01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:25,250 you can't reach the pitch? You're professionals. She's an actress. 2121 01:58:25,333 --> 01:58:29,083 [Daniel] It's because of the key. It won't go smoothly. It won't match. 2122 01:58:29,166 --> 01:58:31,791 [Giddens] Oh, I see. Well, that's an excuse, yes. 2123 01:58:31,875 --> 01:58:33,666 So, what do we do? 2124 01:58:33,750 --> 01:58:36,916 Vivian's lifelong dream is to sing and release an EP. 2125 01:58:37,000 --> 01:58:40,000 She's the female lead, yet she still can't sing the theme song. 2126 01:58:40,083 --> 01:58:42,958 [Vivian] Why don't you help me write a song for Fen? 2127 01:58:43,458 --> 01:58:45,916 [Daniel] Okay, fine. In the next one, then. 2128 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:48,458 -[Giddens] Okay, sure. -[Vivian] There's a sequel? 2129 01:58:48,541 --> 01:58:51,333 [chuckles] Are you filming a sequel, Mr. Ko? 2130 01:58:51,416 --> 01:58:54,208 [Giddens] We will see. Or would you rather sing now? 2131 01:58:54,791 --> 01:58:57,250 If you sing now, Daniel and I will harmonize for you. 2132 01:58:57,333 --> 01:58:59,708 [Vivian] No! The credit roll is almost finished! 2133 01:58:59,791 --> 01:59:03,375 [G] I'm not lying. I'm the director. I can make the credit finish later. 2134 01:59:03,458 --> 01:59:05,083 [V] If you really wanted me to sing, 2135 01:59:05,166 --> 01:59:07,500 you could've let me sing in these three minutes 2136 01:59:07,583 --> 01:59:09,250 instead of all the blabbering! 2137 01:59:09,333 --> 01:59:11,708 [G] This is okay. Let's rearrange the music. 2138 01:59:11,791 --> 01:59:13,541 -Daniel, you okay with that? -I'm okay. 2139 01:59:13,625 --> 01:59:16,666 -[V] No! You're all lying to me! -[G] We're not lying! 2140 01:59:16,750 --> 01:59:18,291 Look at me! Look at my face. 2141 01:59:18,375 --> 01:59:21,041 [V] Your eyes are too small. I can't see them. [laughs] 2142 01:59:21,125 --> 01:59:23,833 [G] Fuck, I'm usually most annoyed with procrastinating, 2143 01:59:23,916 --> 01:59:25,375 cheating, and cutting off songs. 2144 01:59:25,458 --> 01:59:28,333 -[V] No! You're all lying! -[D] Fuck, should I just sing? 2145 01:59:28,416 --> 01:59:30,791 [G] Right. Daniel should sing. He’s a professional. 2146 01:59:30,875 --> 01:59:32,875 [D] Sure. Do you want to sing with me? 2147 01:59:32,958 --> 01:59:34,958 -[G] Sure, I'll do it. -[D] Here we go. 2148 01:59:35,041 --> 01:59:36,625 -Ready? One-- -[V] I'll go first. 2149 01:59:36,708 --> 01:59:39,666 -[D] Okay, you go first. -[V] Your key is different from mine! 2150 01:59:39,750 --> 01:59:42,583 -[G] Okay, we'll help you harmonize. -[D] Okay, let's go! 2151 01:59:42,666 --> 01:59:44,083 [G] Okay, ready. I'm ready! 2152 01:59:44,625 --> 01:59:45,666 All right, the intro. 2153 01:59:45,750 --> 01:59:51,166 [Daniel and Giddens humming playfully] 2154 01:59:51,250 --> 01:59:52,333 [Vivian] Like this…