1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:11,240 Wake up. 4 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,034 Who is this? 5 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,119 It's me, your fiance. 6 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,573 What time is it? 7 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,490 It's 7:30, get up. 8 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,032 There's still five minutes. 9 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,039 What's the difference? 10 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,101 Do you know the difference in one digit will cost millions in the lottery? 11 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,393 Do you know I have to sleep 8 hours a day... 12 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:27,327 So that my skin will look great? 13 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:28,281 Do you know how this difference... 14 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:29,330 Will do to my metabolism? 15 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:29,989 Do you know how many cells will be damaged 16 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,243 because of this call? 17 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,040 Okay... it's my fault... I won't do it tomorrow. 18 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,167 I've got to go to work, 19 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:36,118 jayz's concert tonight, right? 20 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,324 See you tonight, bye. 21 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,500 Shit. 22 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:21,698 Happy wedding! 23 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,536 Cheersl! 24 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:24,406 Cheers! 25 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,740 Cheersl! 26 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:30,407 Cheers! 27 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:32,198 Do you want some more? 28 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,331 I'm getting married next week! 29 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,998 Have some tea, useless. 30 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:41,667 It's you girls... 31 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,327 So useless. 32 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:46,416 Since you are still awake, I've got a big gift for you. 33 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,042 It's good stuff. 34 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:55,370 Jesus! This is your gift? 35 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,827 You're so disgusting! 36 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,911 Come on, stop pretending you are a virgin. 37 00:02:59,042 --> 00:03:01,283 Don't you get bored with Jerry after so many years? 38 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,039 Take this home. 39 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:04,907 And have fun once in a while. 40 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:06,953 This is the mighty cue. 41 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,198 And this one, the dragon rod. 42 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,327 Together with these balls... 43 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:12,952 Enjoy them, sis. 44 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,539 Thanks, I take good care of them 45 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,726 and this will be your birthday gift next year. 46 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:17,489 You better do. 47 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,365 Look at mine. 48 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,119 Mr. popular of the year, playboy condoms. 49 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,531 With different dots and fruity flavours for your pleasure. 50 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,657 Have fun with Jerry. 51 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,164 Thanks. 52 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,865 By the way, where's Mary? 53 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:32,497 Don't you know? 54 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:33,789 She's going through a divorce. 55 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,365 And won't come out at all. 56 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:36,117 Divorce? 57 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,707 She just got married last year, and divorcing now? 58 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,143 She caught her husband cheating red handed. 59 00:03:40,167 --> 00:03:41,927 It actually started before they got married. 60 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:43,703 Why did Mary marry such an asshole? 61 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,870 Out of 10 men, only one hasn't cheated, but he is going to 62 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,912 you really want to get married? 63 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,160 What's there to think? 64 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,123 It's been 7 years, it's now or never 65 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,374 marriage is a big decision, you need to think about it thoroughly. 66 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:59,749 I really like him and he's been good to me. 67 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,495 Sometimes love can go cold 68 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:04,625 and become calculative. 69 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:07,996 You don't want to give and get less than what you deserve 70 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:11,409 how about having fun with a few handsome guys 71 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:12,698 before the big day? 72 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,115 Are you nuts? Who do you think I am? 73 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:16,577 Let's put it this way. 74 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:18,073 Mary still regrets that 75 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,073 she didn't have "fun" before her wedding, 76 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:23,951 and now her husband betrayed her. 77 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:27,367 I just saw two handsome guys out there, they looked so cool. 78 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:28,833 Grab your handbag then. 79 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,577 You're really in a hurry. 80 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,199 No, I drank too much, I wanna puke. 81 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:36,076 Come on?! 82 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,208 Move... over there... 83 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:46,625 Gorgeous, you look drunk, let me take you home. 84 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,248 Why don't you go home, uncle. 85 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,173 You still have to stay guard tomorrow morning. 86 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,540 Come on, let's have a drink. 87 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,328 Go away, I don't know you. 88 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,198 Here's your chance to know me 89 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:58,197 come on, just one drink... 90 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,118 Stop! 91 00:04:59,333 --> 00:04:59,947 What's up, punk? 92 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,657 She's my girlfriend, please leave! 93 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:04,623 She's your girlfriend? 94 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:08,948 Hey! 95 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:13,906 Thanks. 96 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,534 Are you okay? 97 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:16,448 I'm okay. 98 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:19,040 You don't mind, I told him I'm your boyfriend? 99 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:20,708 It's alright. 100 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,578 Can I buy you a drink? 101 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,036 That was Egypt, let me tell you... 102 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,241 About my cannibal tribe adventure in Africa 103 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,581 cannibals? Great! 104 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,705 As we got there 105 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:38,995 the interpreter explained... 106 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,948 That they want to invite us to dinner 107 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,115 we were a bit scared at first 108 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:46,208 you know, they are cannibals, they might eat us 109 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:49,495 they knew what we worried about and told us 110 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,664 that they are vegetarians now 111 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:55,079 we were all relieved by that 112 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,875 but then he added... 113 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,785 Do you know what he said? 114 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:01,958 What? 115 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,250 He said... 116 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:07,245 Because humans in a vegetative state taste just as good. 117 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,164 That's funny. 118 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:15,124 I forgot to introduce myself. 119 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,250 I'm Jack. 120 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,542 I'm kiki. 121 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:18,955 Nice to meet you. 122 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,083 Me too. 123 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,407 Isn't she your girlfriend, 124 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,980 why are you introducing yourself now? 125 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,535 Are you trying to fool me? 126 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,573 I hate to be fooled! 127 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,948 It @~ ♪ ha@♪♪ 90 ~ ♪♪ ♪~@♪% ~ it 128 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,125 bro, what did you say? 129 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,499 Didn't I tell you guys to learn Indian?! 130 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,625 I said beat him up! 131 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,107 For fuck sake! Just speak cantonese! 132 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:39,542 Stop there! 133 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,500 Run! 134 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,373 $%♪@~3 % ~x%♪@~♪@~ 135 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,865 what did you say, bro? 136 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,873 Go after them! 137 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,490 Gosh! Why don't you speak cantonese! 138 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,532 Just go assholes! Shut up! 139 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,042 Thanks. 140 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:30,325 It's here, I can go by myself 141 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,662 it was really dangerous just now, thanks for your rescue. 142 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,741 I'll say it's pretty even. 143 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,664 You'd better go home and rest. 144 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:41,498 Nice to meet you. 145 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,775 It's the second time you said that. 146 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:45,664 Really? Sorry. 147 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:48,832 You're being hypocritical if you say the same thing over 3 times. 148 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:51,493 Can we meet again? 149 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,458 What do you think? 150 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,122 Morning. 151 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,831 Can I have your number? 152 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:33,958 Yes. 153 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,582 My number is 95589999. 154 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,664 My number is 95117777. 155 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,833 Ok. 156 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,248 Can I ask you out for dinner? 157 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,782 Yes, anytime. 158 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,202 Alright, which way you're going? 159 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,330 I'm going that way. 160 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:52,748 That way? I'm going this way. 161 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:53,784 Bye-bye! 162 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,118 Ok. Bye-bye! 163 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:02,374 Gosh, he's stupid, dinner? 164 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,164 Shit! Forgot to change the bed sheet! 165 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,494 Clear, good, work. 166 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,743 Hot chick? 167 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,078 What is it, start "delivery" so early? 168 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,665 Why are you in a rush, late for work? 169 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,453 Yes, I'm meeting someone, see you. 170 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:37,034 You are getting married in a few days... Are you nervous? 171 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:37,989 Scared? 172 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,456 Why should I? 173 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,059 Scared that your "husband" will fool around. 174 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,870 Men like to fool around before they get married. 175 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,498 How would you know, are you married? 176 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:49,121 Well, your "husband" is so handsome... 177 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:51,499 If you don't keep an eye on him, you might lose him. 178 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,244 Oh, please stop reading Jane Austen 179 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,915 why don't you actually date a guy 180 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,457 love is like a dream. 181 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:03,451 As when you wake up, everything is gone. 182 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,914 Maybe... 183 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,746 Let me teach you, love is like gambling. 184 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,494 If you just watch people betting away 185 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,407 it's true that you won't lose any money 186 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,367 but you won't gain anything either, so why do that? 187 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,323 You just don't get it. 188 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,203 Taxi's here, I gotta go, bye. 189 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,033 Remember to place your bet when your chance comes. 190 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,328 Bugger off, you think I don't want to place a bet? 191 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,619 You just got there before me. 192 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,916 I'll wait and see how long you two could last! 193 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,323 What the hell are you late again? 194 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,373 Sorry... got stuck in the traffic, sorry. 195 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,456 You sneaked out last night 196 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,500 did you have fun? 197 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,248 Are you nuts? I'm not as horny as you! 198 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,122 Come on, 199 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,208 I saw you chatting with someone in the bar. 200 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,905 I didn't. That wasn't me, you must have been drunk. 201 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,991 I could also say you kissed with that gwai lo? 202 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,787 No, it's not her, that was me. 203 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,035 Since when did that happen? 204 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,934 Do you know someone got hit by a bottle yesterday? 205 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,572 So exciting? 206 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,949 Yeah, he's got over 30 stitches. 207 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:09,743 That's pretty fucked up. 208 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,161 I've heard a girl did that. 209 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,789 Kiki, did you see it? 210 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,533 No... of course not, I told you I left already. 211 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,625 Will you stop? 212 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,957 This is mine, order your own. 213 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,619 Don't be so stingy. 214 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,497 Why are you stalking me? 215 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:37,702 Me... stalking you? 216 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,393 You must have been stalking me since this morning. 217 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,857 That's no big deal for what happened last night, we're even up 218 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,497 you are such a pervert! 219 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,393 I'm telling you, nothing will happen between us! 220 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,204 Stop following me or I'll kill you! 221 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,866 When I'm pissed off, I can't even control myself! 222 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,583 Jack! 223 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,703 Sorry... I'm late, I had a lengthy meeting just now... 224 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,208 Your friend? 225 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,782 This is my client, Mr. chan. 226 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,080 This is my friend, kiki. 227 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,458 Hello! 228 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,039 Sorry, I guess I've messed up. 229 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,999 Do I look like a psycho? 230 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,123 No, it turns out I'm the psycho. 231 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,292 I'm leaving. 232 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,330 Don't go! 233 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,500 Hi! 234 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,573 We're kiki's friends, I'm Cheryl. 235 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,667 Hello. 236 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,032 I'm mon, like the "mon" in doraemon. 237 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,458 This is my card. 238 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500 Here. 239 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,705 You are a photographer! 240 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:24,739 Yes. 241 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:26,615 Discovery channel! Great! 242 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,453 We'd better leave then. 243 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,625 Kiki! 244 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,123 I called you this morning 245 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,643 but the lady on the phone kept asking me 246 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,827 if I need a loan 247 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 did you... 248 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,664 You want her number? It is... 249 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,331 62628338 250 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,538 do you want mine? 251 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,990 Let's have dinner some time. 252 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,241 Okay... how about tonight? 253 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,333 My company is sponsoring jayz's concert, why don't you come? 254 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:47,493 Okay. 255 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,365 Alright, see you at 8 at the coliseum. 256 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,413 I'll call you later. 257 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:51,748 See you tonight. Okay... 258 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,240 Stop bothering them. Let's go. 259 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,583 Excuse me... 260 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,508 I'm interested in watching the concert too... 261 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,708 Can you count me in? 262 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,623 You watch jayz? Take a look at yourself... 263 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,328 You should watch Mike Jagger's. 264 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,248 Why hasn't he shown up yet? 265 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,956 He won't stand us up, right? 266 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:13,200 I don't think so, he looks rather honest, I think he will come. 267 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,295 Honest my ass, he's just pretending to be honest. 268 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,042 Hey! 269 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,165 Hurry... we'll be late, come on... 270 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,323 Wait, where's kiki? 271 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,369 Kiki? She's waiting for her "husband". 272 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,285 Yes, come on. 273 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,498 What? She has a "husband"? 274 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,559 What's so strange about that? I have one too. 275 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,290 Don't talk anymore, the show is about to start, hurry up... 276 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,499 Great, jayz's has really improved 277 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,143 I can finally hear what he's rapping. 278 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,783 I still can't hear what he raps though. 279 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,520 Thanks for inviting me to the concert. 280 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,615 How about late supper on me? 281 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,248 Okay... what should we have? 282 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,059 How about chaozhou cuisine, haven't had it for a while. 283 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:46,742 That'll be good. 284 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,409 What do you think, kiki? 285 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,875 Whatever. 286 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,706 Why didn't your "husband" show up tonight? 287 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,207 He's got a drug cleanup operation tonight. 288 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,866 Operation? Bet he must be fooling around. 289 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,059 He wouldn't dare, plus he doesn't have the money. 290 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,165 Operation? Maybe he should get one. 291 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,875 What are you looking at? 292 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,125 What is it? Let me see. 293 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,078 Nothing, let's go. 294 00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:18,827 Let me. 295 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:21,042 How dare you? 296 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,456 I'll do it myself. 297 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,868 Thanks. 298 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,535 You've travelled a lot, 299 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,226 which country has the most beautiful girls? 300 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,037 Whoever I like... will be the most beautiful. 301 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,328 So sweet. 302 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,866 Do you like girls with long or short hair? 303 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,239 Long hair. 304 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,114 It's long hair. 305 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,206 What hair colour you think is the best? 306 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:46,786 Black. 307 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,283 What the hell? Damn phone... 308 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:52,833 Hello? 309 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:53,743 Who are you? 310 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,365 It's none of your business. 311 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,114 Where's Jerry? 312 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,114 Who's Jerry? 313 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,208 I said Jerry. 314 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,831 Who's Jerry? 315 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:00,917 Jerry! 316 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,375 Where's Jerry? 317 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,248 He's in the shower! Bye. 318 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,726 Don't you suspect that your husband will fool around? 319 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,163 Men like to fool around before they get married. 320 00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:18,783 Well, your "husband" is so handsome... 321 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,370 If you don't keep an eye on him, you might lose him. 322 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,286 Sorry, was doing makeup, let's go. 323 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,448 Wait, I'm checking my boyfriend's location. 324 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:41,833 How? 325 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,740 Have you heard about this new app 326 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,313 called, "following you, following me" 327 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,250 what is it? 328 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,351 It's pretty neat, you can apply this with your boyfriend 329 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,366 then you can track his location with satellite 330 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,243 advanced technology? 331 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,018 But your boyfriend is so smart, 332 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,122 why would he let you do it? 333 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,494 Of course not, I took his phone when he's asleep 334 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,616 and applied it for him without him knowing. 335 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,165 Now I can always know exactly where he is 336 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,073 how can you do such a nasty thing? 337 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,118 I really can't do it. 338 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,323 How nasty though? 339 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:10,284 If compared to his fooling around? 340 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,828 You can take his phone when he's asleep 341 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,164 and apply it for him 342 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,203 then you'll know exactly where he is 343 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:23,659 how nasty though? If compared to his fooling around? 344 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:35,906 Hello? 345 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:36,656 Where are you? 346 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,455 Mongkok. 347 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:38,322 What for? 348 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,226 Looking for some reference books for promotion interview. 349 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,740 Really? Alright, bye. 350 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,619 It's done. Let's go. 351 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,493 Bring me some abalone. 352 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,910 Here you go 353 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,036 That seemed fun, let's tried that again sometime. 354 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,116 Listen! You have been surrounded. 355 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,298 If you don't surrender, we will come right in! 356 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:05,875 Easy... 357 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,288 I will protect you, don't panic... 358 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,534 Honey? 359 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:16,080 Where are you? 360 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:16,656 Tai kwok tsui 361 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,243 I don't have time to talk. 362 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:18,955 We'll break up then. 363 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,807 I'm having a gun fight with some robbers! 364 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,915 Take care then, bye. 365 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,143 Damn it! Still chatting on the phone while surrounding me, 366 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,226 you don't respect me at all?! 367 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,080 You bastard! 368 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,582 Sorry... we didn't mean it. 369 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,949 We will come in soon, don't panic 370 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,120 he didn't lie, great. 371 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,998 Let me see. 372 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,160 Get a room? 373 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,078 Get a room? Karaoke? I've got coupons. 374 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,373 It's okay, I have plenty, I'm leaving. 375 00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,147 Leaving? You haven't had the crab yet 376 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,333 they've got plenty there 377 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,375 let me give you a ride. 378 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,592 Right, you have a car, I'll take you with me. 379 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,244 Shit! The phone is off again. 380 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,657 Aren't we going to the karaoke? 381 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,125 You can sing here. 382 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,375 Is your friend inside? 383 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:15,625 None of your business! 384 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:16,958 Your "husband"? 385 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,417 How do you know? 386 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,741 Jerry. They told me that. 387 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,658 What's taking him so long to get out? 388 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,433 Why don't you go inside to look for him? 389 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,911 It's okay, I'll go with you. 390 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,706 Leave! Leave right now... 391 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:39,870 You psychos?! Comes in running around in my room! 392 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,042 Sorry, sir. 393 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,574 I think you should put some clothes on. 394 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,082 Nuts! Damn it... 395 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:47,708 Next one 396 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:49,667 check this one. 397 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,115 What is it? 398 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:54,852 Hey... why are you coming into my room? 399 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,823 Miss, do you wanna install cable TV? 400 00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,245 We have lots of good looking boys and girls... 401 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,434 What are you talking about? 402 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,458 Go, not this one. 403 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:02,906 Sorry. 404 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,083 Excuse me! 405 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,789 Are you done? 406 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,540 I think we are lost, which floor is this? 407 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:09,998 Do you have your room card? 408 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,101 This yoga gym is out of business already. 409 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,125 Really? 410 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,199 Wow! 20% off on meals. 411 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,615 I probably have dropped it, do you have it? 412 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,409 Oh, yes... 413 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,123 I have received complaints from guests 414 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:28,828 that a man and a woman... 415 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:31,791 Go asking them to install cable TV. 416 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,997 Then messed their rooms up. 417 00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:34,282 It must be you two. 418 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,994 No, we are guests. 419 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:37,862 We've heard about this new hotel, 420 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,573 so we came over and take a look. 421 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,329 Yes, I heard there are many theme suites here. 422 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,530 Avatar's, Harry Potter's... And ip man's suite. 423 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:48,450 So we wanted to check it out. 424 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,914 You've heard that too? 425 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:53,364 You should have said so! Follow me! This way... 426 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,869 Well, this suite... 427 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,242 Is my pick for you. 428 00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:02,498 Sir, there's nothing here, what's the theme? 429 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,832 You two are so fond of movies, can't you recognise that? 430 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,500 Which movie? 431 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,700 Inception, don't you get it? 432 00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:11,453 I have no idea. 433 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:13,448 A big bed where you can have dreams on, 434 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:14,583 and go wherever you want. 435 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,322 Not satisfied? No worries, I've a better idea. 436 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,448 Put on your 3-d glasses. 437 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,281 Get on bed, and become part of 3-d sex and zen 438 00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:27,827 fat arse, are you messing with us?! 439 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:29,417 Of course I am. 440 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,749 I'm warning both of you. 441 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,116 Stay here tonight and don't go anywhere. 442 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:36,411 If you disturb my guest again, 443 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,500 asking them to install cable TV or anything... 444 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,157 I'll call the police! 445 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,625 Understand? 446 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,706 Lights off, bed time. 447 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,039 Fuck! No battery now! 448 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,030 Have you got a charger with you? 449 00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:00,784 No. 450 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,620 Why don't you bring a charger with you? 451 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,243 What kind of person you are! 452 00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:10,624 I think that fat manager should have gone 453 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:11,872 let's go and check it out. 454 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,333 Alright, go. 455 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,323 Relax, don't be so nervous. 456 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,369 Nervous? He's having an affair now! 457 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500 You too. 458 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,866 You did something wrong, so you are suspicious of him. 459 00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:24,882 The guilty party will behave like that, right? 460 00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:58,032 Sorry. Sorry. 461 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,198 We are getting married in 3 days 462 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,581 we don't stand a chance. 463 00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:10,657 You still have 3 days, 464 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,865 that means you are single till then. 465 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,283 You should spend these 3 days wisely, 466 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,538 it's in your hands. 467 00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:20,842 I'll be going to Macau for meetings for 3 days 468 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,286 would you come with me? 469 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:27,188 How many times do I have to tell you? 470 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,536 I am getting married in 3 days 471 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:34,826 if after 10 years, you don't get along well with him 472 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,428 your children are not doing well in school, 473 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,994 and you are just an everyday housewife 474 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,159 you may remember... 475 00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:43,078 There was once a guy 476 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,164 asking you to be his date 477 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,726 a completely confidential relationship 478 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:51,117 with no commitment for 3 days 479 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,081 which you have rejected 480 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:57,290 are you sure you won't regret it? 481 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,910 I promise 482 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,081 I will bring you back before your wedding. 483 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:11,698 Life is short, let each day count. 484 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:15,534 See you at 10 at the pier tomorrow. 485 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:55,578 Sweetheart, want some dessert? 486 00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,292 What's up? 487 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,657 Wasn't jayz any good? 488 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:04,364 Where did you go? 489 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,330 On an operation. 490 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,684 Why didn't you answer my call? 491 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,059 You know I can't answer calls during an operation. 492 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083 Why are you lying?! 493 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,415 I saw keung, Ted and you going to a nightclub. 494 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,536 Don't you have anything to say? 495 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,073 Let me explain, in fact... 496 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:17,952 Are you trying to tell me... 497 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,619 You have switched operation? 498 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:20,455 Yes. 499 00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,583 You're so smart, I cracked down on hookers instead. 500 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,994 It was a last minute change. 501 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:30,580 I'm afraid you'll be mad, so I didn't tell you. 502 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:31,580 Are you done? 503 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:32,531 Done. 504 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:33,667 Even if you did, 505 00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:35,112 you didn't have to go to a hotel. 506 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,949 Hotel? What hotel? I didn't. 507 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,160 Your acting is so bad. 508 00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:40,577 I'm not, I'm telling the truth! 509 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:43,245 My mobile showed that you were in a hotel! 510 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,510 That woman told me you were taking a shower! 511 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,661 What hotel? What woman? 512 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,768 How could your cell phone locate my position? 513 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:52,893 I downloaded an app in your cell... 514 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,077 Which can check your location 515 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,375 why didn't I know that? 516 00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:58,664 I'm asking you why! 517 00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,351 You didn't know because you were sleeping. 518 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,205 What's wrong with you! 519 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:03,373 Do you respect my privacy? 520 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,340 If you've done nothing, what's there to check? 521 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:09,036 A suspect? A terrorist? 522 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,490 Tracking me with GPS? 523 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:12,865 Can't you just call me instead? 524 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,226 Why didn't you take my call then? 525 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,457 My phone was switched, check it out. 526 00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:19,327 Can't you keep track of your lies? 527 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,081 Why didn't you tell me right away? 528 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,070 Why are you adding it bit by bit? 529 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:26,082 Who's that girl, do I know her? 530 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:26,947 Why are you accusing me wrongly? 531 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,083 Why are you lying to me? 532 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,415 Well, you either believe me... 533 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:36,206 Or not! 534 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,907 I don't, then what? 535 00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:40,122 I have nothing to say then. 536 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,365 You always behave like that. 537 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,034 Always think that... 538 00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:45,807 It's not your fault even if you're wrong. 539 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,660 Do you hate me? 540 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,618 I'm asking, do you hate me? 541 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,073 So are we going to get married? 542 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,411 If I don't turn up, it's over. 543 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,535 Okay. 544 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,828 Just remember what you have said. 545 00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:42,768 This is Jerry, I can't answer your call right now 546 00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:44,703 please leave your number, I'll get back to you. 547 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,285 The pier, please. 548 00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,908 My mobile showed that you were in a hotel! 549 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,705 Why are you accusing me wrongly? 550 00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:20,447 Why are you lying to me? 551 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:21,413 So are we going to get married? 552 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,582 If I don't turn up, it's over. 553 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,458 You! 554 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,083 Stop! 555 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:38,792 Stand right there! 556 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,250 Help! Stop! 557 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,310 I don't know you, why are you after me? 558 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,785 I told you to stop! 559 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,868 I don't know you... you stay there! 560 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,577 I don't know you... go away... 561 00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:49,953 Stay there! Stop! 562 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,915 3 hours ago 563 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,741 Buddy, you really want to get married? 564 00:31:04,042 --> 00:31:06,499 Come on, invitations are out, the banquet booked... 565 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,505 The bride is in place, do you think it's a joke? 566 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:10,869 You don't have to be so mad. 567 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,268 I mean whether you're ready or not, 568 00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:13,476 obviously you aren't ready yet! 569 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,456 You've never been married, it is such a hassle. 570 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,583 You know what she's like 571 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,059 she is very choosy. She only wants the best 572 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,789 she regards herself as Paris Hilton, 573 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,289 but I'm no prince William 574 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,115 you know what I'm talking about. 575 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,291 Of course I do, how would Paris Hilton marry a pauper like me 576 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,410 that's stupid. 577 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,250 It's fate. 578 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:33,492 It sounds like you don't want to get married. 579 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,990 Maybe I should find you a boat 580 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,582 and send you to Vietnam or somewhere else, 581 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:38,114 okay? 582 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:39,490 You idiot, my wife will find me 583 00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:40,657 no matter where I am. 584 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:43,533 Someone said "marriage" is the grave of love. 585 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:47,656 Yet if you don't marry, your love will end up in hell. 586 00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:50,369 It's his wedding, say something auspicious. 587 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:52,073 No, I'm just trying to tell him. 588 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,914 Why don't you escape for a few days 589 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:55,828 while you still can 590 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,116 let go and have fun. 591 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,411 Indulge yourself! 592 00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:02,373 Nuts! I'm telling you both, 593 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,851 I will never do anything unfaithful 594 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,911 to my wife! 595 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,706 Everyone says that, in the beginning. 596 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:11,407 Bro, what decade is this? 597 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,616 There's nothing to be sorry for... 598 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,240 You are saying that too early. 599 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,161 Have you heard about bing's case? 600 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,198 Bing? Bing of the other district? 601 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:20,893 Didn't he got married early this year... 602 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:21,747 To a hot wife? 603 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:22,580 Just divorced. 604 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:23,914 So soon? Why? 605 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,705 Why? 606 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,869 His wife cheated on him. 607 00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:28,375 What's worse, 608 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:29,743 she's with her ex.. 609 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,198 And the worst is... 610 00:32:31,292 --> 00:32:34,250 She took all of bing's savings when she left 611 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:36,206 bing almost killed himself. 612 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,197 That's bad? 613 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,493 There's more 614 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,741 apparently his wife never actually... 615 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,536 Broke up with her ex 616 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,749 it was a tricycle all along, bad right? 617 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:45,622 How do you know so much? 618 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,325 Bro, it's just you who know so little. 619 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,618 It's been discussed all along in the police forum. 620 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,614 And posted as a serial story. 621 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,411 Here's the link. 622 00:32:58,833 --> 00:32:59,948 Just hear us out. 623 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,790 Your wife is hot and sexy 624 00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:05,249 quite an eye candy for guys. 625 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,375 You have to be careful. 626 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:09,249 Yes, it's good to think about that. 627 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,706 What did you say? 628 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,288 No, I'm just saying, an example... 629 00:33:14,542 --> 00:33:16,453 You have to take action first. 630 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,289 It's no big deal to fool around. 631 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:19,893 You think I'm a pig that will eat shit? 632 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:21,452 Maybe you are 633 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,915 maybe you are worse than a pig. 634 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:27,375 Inspector chan? 635 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:28,833 Yes. 636 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,278 Tonight's operation is cancelled. 637 00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,448 But, inspector chan asked us to help him 638 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:33,873 in mopping up the hookers 639 00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:37,161 oh yeah! 640 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,992 I have been waiting for this for 3 years. 641 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:42,992 We can proudly go to a nightclub to have fun with the chicks 642 00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:44,573 stop eating the stir fried noodles 643 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,657 let's go, and eat something better! 644 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,164 So this is the polycramp? 645 00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:53,417 Yes, polycramp! 646 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,574 Inspector chan said Cindy is our undercover. 647 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:56,364 What about pauline? 648 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:57,163 She should be a hooker. 649 00:33:57,292 --> 00:33:59,624 I got it, flower must be a guy. 650 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:00,750 A hooker too. 651 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,203 A hooker like this? 652 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,333 Why not? 653 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:07,958 Why pulling a long face? 654 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,116 Bro, I told kiki that it's a drug operation 655 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,411 if she knows I'm here, I'll be castrated. 656 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:13,875 Shit! 657 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,198 Who will know about this 658 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,324 if we don't tell anyone? 659 00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:18,281 It's the same. 660 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,954 Why don't we just tell inspector chan that 661 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,042 the operation failed. 662 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,867 You then go and pick some chicks to have fun 663 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,410 as your bucks night celebration. 664 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,330 Thanks a lot. 665 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,707 Well, but I'll take the first pick as usual. 666 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,323 After you again? 667 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,998 It's better than what you eat at home 668 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:34,184 what I have at home is excellent... 669 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,208 Wait... 670 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,206 What about me? 671 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:38,914 There're two choices for you. 672 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:39,576 Really? 673 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,744 Play with yourself, or play with flower 674 00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:42,781 your choice 675 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,320 hurry up, don't let people see us 676 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,625 play with myself... 677 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,292 Flower... 678 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,907 Is Cindy a hooker too? 679 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,476 Would it be more expensive for an undercover? 680 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,500 What is it? Let me see. 681 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,331 Nothing, let's go. 682 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:56,684 Wait, I almost forgot we need to inform inspector chan 683 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:57,413 we are ready for the operation 684 00:34:57,542 --> 00:34:58,582 forget about the operation 685 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:02,075 just tell him to reserve us a table with fruit platters 686 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:02,742 what? 687 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:03,660 And the chicks too. 688 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,286 Let me make a call first. 689 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:07,039 I want a fruit platter too. 690 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,159 Sorry. 691 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:18,582 Are you blind? You're blocking my way! 692 00:35:19,708 --> 00:35:21,699 Get away! Idiot! 693 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,900 I don't think her ancestor is human 694 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:25,872 is a cow. 695 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,167 Right. 696 00:35:29,042 --> 00:35:30,282 You don't have to be so mad 697 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,559 what the fuck was that place? 698 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:34,199 It was like a nursing home, they all looked senile. 699 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:36,499 That sort of quality will shut down even without us. 700 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:38,113 We got fooled by inspector chan. 701 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:39,458 Count yourself lucky 702 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:40,827 just now that auntie sang as 703 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:45,076 if she was mumbling to me... 704 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:46,618 I don't know what she really wants. 705 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:48,869 You're definitely on the wrong side... 706 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,115 Of inspector chan 707 00:35:50,292 --> 00:35:51,657 forget it, take it as a nightmare. 708 00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,874 I can't, I was expecting so much 709 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,143 I gotta have some fun anyway! 710 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:56,847 Let's go to Macau, I want to have a sauna! 711 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:57,788 I want to have my hair washed! 712 00:35:57,917 --> 00:36:00,249 I am not going, I'm already late picking up my wife. 713 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,055 I have to buy some dessert to cheer her up 714 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,078 well, knowing your wife... 715 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,241 How come she didn't call you at all tonight? 716 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:07,992 It's impossible. 717 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,456 Shit, my phone's off 718 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:10,827 how do you know? 719 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:13,249 I'm thoughtful and I'm educated. 720 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:15,494 Of course I know what kind of person his wife is? 721 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,365 This is not my phone. 722 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:19,458 Hey! 723 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,493 Are you blind? 724 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:22,625 Ah? 725 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,250 Hey! 726 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,117 Handsome, don't rush, let's get a room and have fun. 727 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,074 No... I should have the right to check the functions... 728 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:38,282 Before buying the camera? 729 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:41,200 If I don't get to know the functions well 730 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,449 how could I make the best use of it? 731 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,949 Yes, but if you haven't paid yet, 732 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:49,951 you are not allowed to open the packing either. 733 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,448 But I believe... 734 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:57,829 Love should not be measured by money. 735 00:36:58,167 --> 00:36:59,167 Sorry... 736 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,957 Our love must start with money. 737 00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:05,907 According to standard procedures, 738 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:08,124 should we take photo after 739 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:09,948 or before that? 740 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,079 Well, let me change my uniform first. 741 00:37:14,292 --> 00:37:15,156 Why are you here? 742 00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:17,332 Of course you don't want me to be here! Who is this? 743 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:18,417 And who are you? 744 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:20,574 Who am I? I'm her man! 745 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:24,075 I can tell you are one hell of a man 746 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,707 why don't you say that to my face! Huh... 747 00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:29,623 Stop it... just go 748 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,492 we haven't done anything yet, and you are leaving? 749 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,907 Sorry, I've to go do what? 750 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:35,497 You're walking the streets again? 751 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:36,322 No, sorry... 752 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:37,618 I told you not to ever again! 753 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,786 Sorry, I... 754 00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,123 I really feel bad about... 755 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,157 Seeing you doing four jobs a day 756 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,243 newspaper delivery in the morning, 757 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:47,073 then the dish washing job 758 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,573 beer promoter at night 759 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,374 and sometimes have to be a stuntwoman too 760 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,198 it really hurts me... 761 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,831 I don't care about working hard 762 00:37:56,292 --> 00:37:58,157 all I want is to see you better. 763 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:02,288 I just saw on the net that there's a doctor 764 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:03,748 who specialises in healing aids. 765 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,206 You mean... she... 766 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:08,741 Has aids? 767 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,330 Sorry, sir. 768 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,913 I forgot to tell you, I should have given you 10% off 769 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:14,913 sorry, sir. 770 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:16,998 How much did you pay, I'll give it back to you 771 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,535 give the money back 772 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,041 hey, when did you cut yourself? 773 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:25,998 It's been opening up lately 774 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:27,910 I'm used to it... 775 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:29,618 Sir. 776 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,660 Sorry, there's a little blood on it 777 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,956 here's your money 778 00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:33,782 okay... no need... 779 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,823 I'll call you... some other time 780 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,573 yeah! Another one done! 781 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,160 Come on, my share 782 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:42,948 you wash your hands first. 783 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:45,533 It's just ketchup, want some? 784 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,664 You enjoy it, where are you going? 785 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:50,158 Now, I've money, I'l go to karaoke with my boyfriend 786 00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:50,872 are you coming? 787 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,082 I don't like to be the 3rd wheel. 788 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,330 I'm going. 789 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:56,533 Call me again when we have our next catch 790 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,351 but you have to play the school girl next time 791 00:38:58,375 --> 00:38:59,581 see you. 792 00:38:59,792 --> 00:39:00,451 I'm going this way. 793 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:01,531 I'm going that way 794 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:02,156 call you tomorrow. 795 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:03,577 Bye. Bye. 796 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,412 How come no one called? 797 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,072 Hello? 798 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:10,830 Who are you? 799 00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:12,038 Who is this? 800 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:12,867 Where's Jerry? 801 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,042 Who's Jerry? 802 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:15,208 I said Jerry 803 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 who's Jerry? 804 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,167 Jerry! 805 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:20,535 Where's Jerry? 806 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,625 Oh, Jerry... 807 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:23,698 He's in the shower. 808 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:25,706 Okay, bye. 809 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:29,495 Psycho! That was fun 810 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,206 it's not mine. 811 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,164 Shit! No battery. 812 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,205 Get a room? 813 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,157 Get a room? Karaoke? I've got coupons. 814 00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:42,917 You! 815 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:44,785 Stop there! 816 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,323 Stop running! Stay right there 817 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,351 I don't know you... why are you after me? You stop there! 818 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:49,375 I don't know you... 819 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,990 Help!...rape... 820 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,533 Help!...rape... 821 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:55,869 Shut up! Police! Rape... help me... 822 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,080 I'm a cop! 823 00:39:58,250 --> 00:39:59,330 I just want my mobile back. 824 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,160 It's yours? 825 00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:07,657 Where's mine then? 826 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,703 You didn't have to chase after me for your mobile. 827 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:11,739 You ran, so I chased after you. 828 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:12,705 I ran because you chased after me. 829 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,313 Stop the crap, give me back my phone. 830 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,164 So you are Jerry 831 00:40:16,292 --> 00:40:16,951 how do you know? 832 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:20,041 A woman just called, looking for Jerry. 833 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:20,614 What did you tell her? 834 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:21,976 I told her you are in the shower 835 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,456 you have dug a hole for me! 836 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,494 Has anyone called me? 837 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,162 I know manners, I won't take other people's calls 838 00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,412 but there are a few messages 839 00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:34,998 can you come with me? 840 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,039 Hurry... come on... 841 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,991 Hey, why have you brought me here? 842 00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:43,369 Just shut up when I tell you to 843 00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:44,163 understand? 844 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,333 Wait! 845 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,059 I don't know you, why should I help you? 846 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,540 I'm begging you, please... 847 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:50,643 Bobo, why are you so late? 848 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,407 I've been trying to call you all night 849 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,244 how's my grandma? How's she... 850 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,393 You'd better go and see her... 851 00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:55,906 Who's this? 852 00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:57,077 L... he's my boyfriend. 853 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,370 Let's go and see my grandma. 854 00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,667 Hurry. 855 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:00,910 Hey! What are you doing? 856 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,125 Grandma! 857 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:06,616 Grandmal... bobo... 858 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:08,623 Is this bobo? 859 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:09,990 Grandma, I'm bobo. 860 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,492 Bobo, I'll be going soon... 861 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,373 No way, I won't let you go... 862 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,999 I will miss you... don't go... 863 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,905 My darling, one must die some day. 864 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:26,489 Your father will take care of me up there. 865 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:31,163 You are the one that I worry most. 866 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,867 Without anyone to rely on... 867 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:35,958 You don't have to worry. 868 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,956 Bobo's boyfriend is here to see you 869 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:39,042 boyfriend? 870 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:40,372 Where? 871 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:41,197 Come here. 872 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:41,822 Me? 873 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,198 Is there any other guy here? 874 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:46,324 Say hello to grandma, come on. 875 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:48,333 Grandma. 876 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,707 Handsome boy, what's your name? 877 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,042 What's your name? 878 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,081 My name is Jerry Maguire. 879 00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:56,623 Sounds so familiar 880 00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:02,326 Jerry, don't lie to a dying woman 881 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,866 she's my only granddaughter. 882 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,533 You have to take good care of her, okay? 883 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,288 She and I... 884 00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:09,953 You won't say no, right? 885 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,125 We... 886 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,615 If you don't treat her well... 887 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,490 I will come back to haunt you! 888 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,198 Do you have to be so dramatic? 889 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,457 Promise her and let her go in peace. Please! 890 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,160 Right, tell grandma that 891 00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:22,853 you will take good care of me forever. 892 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:24,407 Do I have to? Please. 893 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,033 You don't want to? 894 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:29,955 I will take care of her... 895 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:32,039 Forever... 896 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,826 Grandmal... 897 00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:38,032 Be nice to bobo 898 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:40,366 otherwise she will be back for you. 899 00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:42,664 You'd better believe it, Jerry Maguire 900 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,075 We treated your grandma as family. 901 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:54,866 We will help you with her funeral 902 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,037 Jerry, please take bobo home 903 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,331 thank you 904 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:03,500 I will call you later, I gotta go to work 905 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:11,331 Where do you live? I'll take you home 906 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,458 no, thanks. 907 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,572 Thanks for letting grandma go in peace. 908 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:17,667 You're welcome. 909 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:18,708 I can go home by myself 910 00:43:19,417 --> 00:43:20,417 bye-bye! 911 00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:28,703 It's me, bobo, can I crash at your place? 912 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,698 Your girlfriend's here? 913 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,125 It's okay then. 914 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,250 Ken... 915 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,330 He's not in? 916 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,285 I'm his friend... 917 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,487 It's okay, I will call him later. 918 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:51,990 Shane! Thanks god you answered 919 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:54,039 it's raining cats and dogs here! I... 920 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:58,121 Hello! 921 00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,532 Bastard! 922 00:43:59,667 --> 00:44:00,667 Are you okay? 923 00:44:00,917 --> 00:44:02,077 Do you need a ride home? 924 00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:04,914 I don't have a home 925 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:05,781 so what are you going to do? 926 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:07,157 How about... 927 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,292 Your place? 928 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:09,910 That's not a good idea? 929 00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:12,874 You promised grandma that you will take care of me. 930 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,333 Come in. 931 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,956 Your place is big. 932 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,083 Yours? 933 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,285 My mom's. 934 00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:35,417 Oh... 935 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,991 What's with the boxes, just moved in? 936 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:39,625 In a few days. 937 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:40,697 With whom? 938 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:41,875 Your wife? 939 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:43,458 Eh... 940 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,535 Girlfriend? 941 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,411 I want to take a shower. 942 00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,407 The bathroom is right ahead. 943 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,615 Ok. 944 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,413 Hey! 945 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:17,705 What is it? 946 00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:19,373 You've got nothing inhere 947 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,036 could you bring me a towel? 948 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:21,622 Ah? 949 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:24,287 Hurry, I'm freezing! 950 00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:25,490 Coming... 951 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:28,750 Towel. 952 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:31,457 The door isn't locked, just come in 953 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:32,663 you turn around then. 954 00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:36,580 I'm the one who's naked, it's you who should turn around! 955 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:38,747 I'll turn around, 956 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,869 then open the door, and hand you the towel, okay? 957 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:42,198 Just cut the crap and hurry up 958 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:45,822 I will count to 3. 1, 2, 3. 959 00:45:46,167 --> 00:45:47,202 Towel! 960 00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:49,786 I'm starving, is there anything to eat? 961 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,075 Could you make me some noodles 962 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:52,687 how comes you have so many requests... 963 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:53,868 Is the towel big enough? 964 00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:56,990 What are you doing? 965 00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:59,414 What? It's no big deal. 966 00:45:59,542 --> 00:46:00,809 You've never seen a woman with just a towel? 967 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:02,289 Who cares! I'll watch TV. 968 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:03,476 Hey... which drama series are you on? 969 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,286 Stop hanging out here 970 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:06,581 and put some clothes on 971 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:07,993 doesn't it hang? 972 00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:10,039 What are you pointing at? Just go. 973 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,740 This is beautiful. 974 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,532 It must be expensive. 975 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,411 Honey, I'm sorry. 976 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,706 Are you getting married? 977 00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:38,827 How do you know? 978 00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,798 There's a big "double happiness” in your room. 979 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,661 Everyone could see that. 980 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:47,119 It's so comfy. 981 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:49,164 I might have to tear it down 982 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,500 why? 983 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:51,875 Broke up? 984 00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:52,917 Because of you. 985 00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:54,948 Me? 986 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:58,365 Forget it, maybe it's fate. 987 00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:01,040 You don't want to marry her... 988 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:02,498 Stop pretending, punk. 989 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:08,199 Why have you got so many wounds? 990 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:09,458 You always got beaten up? 991 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,372 No... 992 00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:14,204 1,2, 3, 4... 993 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,114 5... 994 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,415 Stop it, it's my tattoos 995 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:20,078 tattoos? Why covered them up then? 996 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:24,156 It's my boyfriends' names, when we broke up 997 00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:27,364 I don't want others see that, so I covered them up 998 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,285 can't 1? 999 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,455 You had so many boyfriends? 1000 00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:30,910 You don't believe me? 1001 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:33,574 This one is dickson. 1002 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,616 This is David. 1003 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,580 This one is... 1004 00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:41,782 Wing. 1005 00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,909 This one is fai. 1006 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,164 And this is bosco. 1007 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:50,322 What about this? 1008 00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:52,414 It hurts! It's a real wound... 1009 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:53,907 Sorry, I'll put it back. 1010 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,375 Sorry, I'll really sorry. 1011 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,332 You are so young, but you've been with so many guys. 1012 00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,872 You're quite promiscuous. 1013 00:47:59,958 --> 00:48:01,698 What do you mean? I'm serious about love 1014 00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:03,434 if you're serious, then it wouldn't have ended so fast. 1015 00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:05,870 They couldn't do what I want them to do. 1016 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:06,958 What's so important? 1017 00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:09,373 How should I explain it? 1018 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:11,874 It's a feeling of loving someone. 1019 00:48:12,042 --> 00:48:13,452 Don't be so abstract. 1020 00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:15,618 If you love someone, 1021 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:17,874 you'd like to share everything with him. 1022 00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:21,575 And those things could be simple, like... 1023 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,327 Prepare a meal for him. 1024 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:25,449 And watching him finish the meal. 1025 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,703 Good? It took me a day to prepare that. 1026 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,994 Or out of the blue 1027 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,405 give him a surprise and shout... 1028 00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,573 Pumpkin head! 1029 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:34,828 And watch his silly reaction. 1030 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:37,741 Or while crossing the road 1031 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:40,073 I'll close my eyes 1032 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:44,914 to feel his holding of my hand... 1033 00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:46,077 Stupid! 1034 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,289 It is stupid to be in love. 1035 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:50,533 You don't have to dodge a bullet, do you? 1036 00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:53,409 Even so, there needs to be a gun fight first. 1037 00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:55,498 Don't chicken out when it happens though 1038 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,786 did any of your boyfriends do those stupid... 1039 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:59,869 I mean, romantic things? 1040 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,947 Some had and some hadn't 1041 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,081 but no one could do the thing I wanted most. 1042 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:07,208 What is it? 1043 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:11,242 I'd like to watch a tornado with him. 1044 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,911 What's so special about that? 1045 00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:14,831 Just imagine 1046 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:18,242 with the love of your life in front of a tornado 1047 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:20,536 in such adverse condition... 1048 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,579 It's just so romantic. 1049 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:28,120 But it's a pity that there's no tornado in Hong Kong. 1050 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,699 And I don't have money to see that abroad. 1051 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,866 Tornado, I can let that happen 1052 00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:35,542 really? 1053 00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:36,667 Just wait. 1054 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,785 What is it? 1055 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,785 Just watch. 1056 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,786 Tornado... 1057 00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:48,204 You can make a tornado with these? 1058 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:50,663 Hold it. 1059 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:02,957 Adjust the position. What? 1060 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,243 Hold it for me. 1061 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,289 Hold it tight. 1062 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:09,327 I'm tired. 1063 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,663 Hold still, you said you want to see a tornado. 1064 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:15,577 Tornado! 1065 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:16,958 Are you messing with me? 1066 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:19,958 It's just 2 bottles with some detergent. 1067 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:21,163 Tornado... 1068 00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:22,702 Do you think I am dumb? Tornado... 1069 00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:25,575 Stop mumbling, look. 1070 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,081 Come on, do it again... 1071 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,208 Okay... 1072 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,619 Give you some wind too. 1073 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:41,198 How is it? Strong enough? 1074 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,115 Is it stupid enough? 1075 00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:48,577 You are so cute. 1076 00:52:32,875 --> 00:52:33,955 The pier, please. 1077 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,865 Have some breakfast. 1078 00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:03,697 I thought you... 1079 00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:05,373 You thought I've gone? 1080 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:07,498 I did want to go 1081 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:09,164 but it's still raining 1082 00:53:09,292 --> 00:53:11,658 and I don't have an umbrella... So I decided to stay. 1083 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:12,792 You want me to leave? 1084 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,159 No. 1085 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:15,782 Then I will stay here. 1086 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:18,203 Do you want me to be your girlfriend? 1087 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,831 I'm getting married in 3 days. 1088 00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:21,869 Then I'll be your girlfriend for 3 days 1089 00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:24,250 are you kidding? 1090 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:25,368 I'm serious! 1091 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,287 Just think, you'll get married in 3 days 1092 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:30,138 that means you are still single for 3 days 1093 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,619 don't you want to use these 3 days wisely? 1094 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:34,275 I don't think that's a good idea... 1095 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:36,616 What are you scared of here? 1096 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:39,947 I promise, I won't ever see you again after these 3 days. 1097 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,956 You can be a good husband then. 1098 00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:43,684 We'll just act like strangers even if we meet again, 1099 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:44,708 okay? 1100 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,660 Why are you willing to do so? 1101 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:48,914 Love cannot be counted 1102 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:51,124 if you could have a short but romantic holiday... 1103 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:52,684 It would be better than being with someone... 1104 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:55,120 You don't love for a lifetime. 1105 00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,414 Have you decided? 1106 00:53:58,542 --> 00:54:01,033 Love isn't up here, it's here 1107 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:02,452 give me your hand. 1108 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,489 What? 1109 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:05,707 Just do it 1110 00:54:11,042 --> 00:54:11,827 What're you doing? 1111 00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,374 I'm giving you my heart 1112 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:15,538 thanks. 1113 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,741 Be good to me in the next 3 days then. 1114 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,743 You said there's breakfast? 1115 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:36,786 You are my breakfast! 1116 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:46,292 Where to? 1117 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,789 Let's have breakfast in bed. 1118 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:49,453 How about lunch too? 1119 00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:50,698 Whatever you like. 1120 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,661 3 days later. 1121 00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:58,907 Why are you changing the bed sheet? 1122 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,493 It's old. 1123 00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:02,286 You don't want your wife to find out. 1124 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:03,118 Of course not. 1125 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,448 No. 1126 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:06,164 Okay, I'll walk you out. 1127 00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:07,375 So early? 1128 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,058 I have to go back to the police station. 1129 00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:10,289 Come on, let's go... 1130 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:11,706 It's still early. 1131 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:12,833 Let's go. 1132 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:14,452 I'm in a rush, be good, let's go. 1133 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,833 Let's go... 1134 00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:20,160 Your place is so beautiful, can I drop by sometimes? 1135 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,365 Just kidding, let's go. 1136 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:24,875 Let's go. 1137 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:28,035 Let's go. 1138 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:37,702 Do you have any plan? 1139 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,748 No, just have to see who's available... 1140 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,331 For me to stay with. 1141 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,368 That's not good. 1142 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,994 You care about me? Let's go back then. 1143 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,285 Come on... 1144 00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:47,914 That's not good either? 1145 00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:49,873 I'm just kidding. 1146 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,867 I know you will be the groom tomorrow. 1147 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,661 I always keep my word. 1148 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:56,744 I said 3 days 1149 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:58,789 and this is it. 1150 00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:01,787 If you need any help, call me. 1151 00:56:02,167 --> 00:56:04,283 You have to keep your word. 1152 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:08,448 You're so boring, I might hate you if I stay another day with you 1153 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,581 please go 1154 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:13,534 if it rains again, I may not let you go. 1155 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:16,125 Here's the taxi. 1156 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,081 I'm going. 1157 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:23,625 Bye-bye. 1158 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:27,456 Bye-bye. 1159 00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,913 Let me help you. 1160 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,828 You take care. 1161 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:18,951 I will remember this feeling forever. 1162 00:57:20,042 --> 00:57:21,532 Bye-bye. 1163 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,616 Am I crazy, how can I fall in love with him? 1164 00:57:46,292 --> 00:57:48,408 He's getting married... 1165 00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:52,161 I won't fall in love with him... 1166 00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:55,123 Hello! 1167 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:56,702 Bastard! 1168 00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:58,407 Are you okay, do you need a ride home? 1169 00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:02,288 I'd like to watch a tornado with him. 1170 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:03,581 What is it? 1171 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:06,990 Give you some wind too. 1172 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:08,365 Strong enough? 1173 00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,282 You are so cute. 1174 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,035 You said there's breakfast? 1175 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,206 You are my breakfast! 1176 00:58:45,292 --> 00:58:48,489 I will remember this feeling forever. 1177 00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:51,248 Bye-bye. 1178 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,036 Did you see it? I'm not blind 1179 00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:04,292 call kiki 1180 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,542 hurry! 1181 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:12,414 Here would be fine. 1182 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,101 You may leave if you have other business. 1183 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,161 It's okay, are you not feeling well? 1184 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:19,164 You will be the bride tomorrow 1185 00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:21,789 smiling makes you beautiful. 1186 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:24,993 When are you leaving? 1187 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:27,619 I will stay for a few more days meeting my friends. 1188 00:59:28,292 --> 00:59:30,749 Why? Miss me already? 1189 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,787 If you don't want to get married, I can stay with you. 1190 00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:36,518 Next stop, I will go to the south pole. 1191 00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:38,578 I'm getting married! I love my husband! 1192 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,289 Stop being the devil! 1193 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:44,913 If you are an angel, you won't be scared of the devil, right? 1194 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,601 Let me tell you, having affairs with you... 1195 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,661 Is just to prove how much I love my husband. 1196 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:50,193 It's not a sin not to love someone 1197 00:59:51,167 --> 00:59:52,976 but it's a sin to hurt the one who loves you... 1198 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,536 By bending the truth. 1199 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:57,160 My car is over there. 1200 00:59:57,708 --> 00:59:58,708 I go this way. 1201 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:01,875 Before leaving... 1202 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,823 Would you kiss the devil again? 1203 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:10,245 A last, goodbye kiss. 1204 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,788 In fact... 1205 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:20,036 You really need to improve your kissing techniques. 1206 01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,411 Well, I won't practise with you. 1207 01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:24,123 I can be your tutor 1208 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,660 go away, please. 1209 01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:33,449 See that... they kissed. 1210 01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:36,120 Yes, they kissed, what can we do? 1211 01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:42,033 What can we do? 1212 01:00:55,792 --> 01:00:56,531 Hi, this is kiki. 1213 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:57,809 I can't take your call right now, 1214 01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,198 please leave a message 1215 01:01:08,167 --> 01:01:09,327 The groom! 1216 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:10,750 Getting married tomorrow. 1217 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,364 How are things? 1218 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,582 Why are you still wandering on the street? 1219 01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,323 Have you finished watching me yet? 1220 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,910 Where's your wife? 1221 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,869 Why isn't she with you? 1222 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,318 Don't want to talk about it, okay? 1223 01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:35,282 What's up? Have you two broken up? 1224 01:01:38,292 --> 01:01:40,829 What about tomorrow? Are you still getting married? 1225 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:41,958 If she comes, we will. 1226 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:44,581 If not, then won't, clear? 1227 01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:49,864 It's okay, I'll be free tomorrow. 1228 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:52,374 Let me take her place, okay? 1229 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,081 I've been telling you since you were 12, 1230 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:56,615 we are impossible 1231 01:01:56,708 --> 01:01:58,198 you can forget it, okay? 1232 01:01:58,875 --> 01:02:00,365 You smug. 1233 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:06,075 Tell me why you two broke up. 1234 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,415 No, let me guess... 1235 01:02:09,167 --> 01:02:10,748 You had an affair. 1236 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,285 Your mixed grill set. 1237 01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:18,417 Thanks. 1238 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:22,662 You men are all so greedy 1239 01:02:22,792 --> 01:02:25,329 also like to mix things up 1240 01:02:25,792 --> 01:02:28,408 just focus on me, this mixed grill is innocent. 1241 01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:29,667 Innocent? 1242 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:31,865 Love is like grilled plate meals. 1243 01:02:32,042 --> 01:02:35,455 Some people like steaks because of the big tomato 1244 01:02:35,958 --> 01:02:39,155 some people like pork chops for the fries 1245 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:43,118 some like the chicken fillets because of the sauce 1246 01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:46,033 but for whatever they order, 1247 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:48,289 they know what they like 1248 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,832 just like you know why you like someone 1249 01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,490 you are the most stupid kind 1250 01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,789 having a mixed grill meal 1251 01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:01,074 thinking it's the best because of it size 1252 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,744 but did you know it uses 1253 01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:04,706 all the worst ingredients... 1254 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,539 It's just a mashed up 1255 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:10,614 like you, having the pork chop, but also want the egg. 1256 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,828 What can you taste? 1257 01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:14,327 Nothing. 1258 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:17,746 Being too greedy, you will end up with nothing. 1259 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,740 You don't have to go in circles. 1260 01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:21,618 Have you ever dated anyone? 1261 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,578 If not, then just go back to your work. 1262 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,698 Stop bugging me, please. 1263 01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:30,456 If you are so good, then get your wife back. 1264 01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:33,499 Do you think I don't want to? I have to find her first. 1265 01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:35,157 You need not find anymore. 1266 01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:36,827 Look behind you 1267 01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,539 one mixed grill, please. 1268 01:03:39,167 --> 01:03:42,785 You two are a perfect match. 1269 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:43,875 Delivery! 1270 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:45,740 Okay! 1271 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,206 Let me give you some wise advice 1272 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:55,283 if you love her, you have to hurt her first. 1273 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:59,743 Because feeling guilty is the best way to maintain a relationship. 1274 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,241 Could you stop being so Jane Austen? 1275 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,573 Go away. 1276 01:04:03,917 --> 01:04:05,873 Fine with me! 1277 01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:10,040 If you don't have a bride tomorrow, call me. 1278 01:04:20,292 --> 01:04:22,032 Why didn't you answer my call? 1279 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:24,499 Really? I don't know, perhaps no battery. 1280 01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,476 You didn't answer my call either in the past few days. 1281 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:27,660 Are you still mad at me? 1282 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:28,697 You mean you? 1283 01:04:28,833 --> 01:04:30,684 Let me repeat this for the last time, I didn't cheat on you. 1284 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,788 You have to trust me. 1285 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:32,614 Trust you? 1286 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:33,782 Please trust me once more 1287 01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:36,789 where have you been these 2 days? 1288 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:38,823 At Cheryl's place, how about you? 1289 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,038 I stayed with keung. 1290 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:43,243 Don't you trust me? 1291 01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,831 What about you? Do you trust me? 1292 01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:47,198 I do! Of course I trust you! 1293 01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:49,949 If you trust me then I will trust you. 1294 01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:51,660 You're not mad at me anymore? 1295 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:53,948 I'm not that petty. 1296 01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:55,559 Are we going to get married tomorrow? 1297 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:56,583 Of course. 1298 01:04:57,542 --> 01:04:58,873 Having paid for so many weddings, 1299 01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:01,283 it's our turn to reap our share. 1300 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:18,787 I'm giving you my heart. 1301 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,831 We have to tell kiki 1302 01:05:27,917 --> 01:05:29,657 we can't let her marry that asshole. 1303 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,703 You saw it too, 1304 01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:33,373 that girl is probably underage. 1305 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:35,157 Jerry really knows how to pick his bird. 1306 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,286 Have you heard of bao gong? 1307 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:38,643 What does bao gong have to do with him? 1308 01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:39,867 You know where bao gong lived? 1309 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:40,785 Yes. He lived in kaifeng 500 years ago.. 1310 01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:43,329 Kaifeng literally means "cherry popper". 1311 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:45,018 How would you know she's still a virgin? 1312 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,327 Have to tell kiki. 1313 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:47,868 You should hurry then. 1314 01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:52,078 I can't hold it anymore, I need to tell Jerry! 1315 01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,957 Calm down, think about it first 1316 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,118 I already did! 1317 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,115 I will not only tell Jerry 1318 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:02,619 I will kill that bitch too! 1319 01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:05,449 Nah, we should think about it thoroughly. 1320 01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:06,823 Come on, what's up? 1321 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:09,059 What? I've never said I would go, it's just you who say so. 1322 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:09,697 Are you out of your mind? 1323 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,434 Kiki is our best friend, you're not chickening out now 1324 01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:12,809 it took me a long time to set this, don't mess it up.. 1325 01:06:12,833 --> 01:06:15,245 I'm not chickening out, you know kiki 1326 01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:17,289 if you tell her, she will probably kill you 1327 01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:19,101 we're doing what's good for her, where's the problem? 1328 01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:20,125 We're done thinking! 1329 01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:23,955 Jerry is being cuckolded. 1330 01:06:24,042 --> 01:06:26,328 He's riding a village bicycle! 1331 01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:26,951 You won't tell him, right? 1332 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:27,572 Yes! 1333 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:28,197 I'll go! 1334 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:29,333 No. 1335 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:32,409 Look, maybe Jerry doesn't want anyone to know about it. 1336 01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:33,726 Or he might have known that a long time ago... 1337 01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:36,867 Being a cuckold, it's so disgraceful. 1338 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:39,458 Right. 1339 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:40,583 Yeah. 1340 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:43,408 You know how Jerry cares about his reputation. 1341 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,119 He might have known that long ago. 1342 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,912 He'll be so embarrassed if you confront him 1343 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,491 and let me remind you, she knows a lot of our secrets 1344 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:53,079 last time you had an affair with someone's husband 1345 01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:54,831 if she's mad at you... 1346 01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:56,518 And disclose your affair, then you're dead. 1347 01:06:56,542 --> 01:06:58,954 Come on! We swore that we will not tell anyone 1348 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,393 who would be so cheap to disclose that? 1349 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,079 Yeah, you still think god watches over us 1350 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:03,906 you're so naive. 1351 01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:05,748 It's his wife who's having an affair... 1352 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:07,035 Not ours 1353 01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:08,956 we'll just wait and see 1354 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,285 yeah. 1355 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:12,831 What's important... 1356 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:13,622 What? 1357 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:16,290 You have given him a wedding gift. Right. 1358 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:18,643 Then we shouldn't action until we have enjoyed the wedding banquet, right? 1359 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,123 So be calm, young man. 1360 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:22,582 Who's yelling? Don't you know that we are talking! 1361 01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:23,326 Call the police then! 1362 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:25,244 How dare you! 1363 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,809 Are you out of your mind? We're cops. 1364 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,573 No need to call the police, we are cops. 1365 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,500 Open the door! 1366 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:33,366 I can tell you look like a pig from your voice! 1367 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:34,726 I can tell you have pea size balls 1368 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,750 from your voice too! 1369 01:07:35,792 --> 01:07:37,783 What does she mean? Open the door! 1370 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,411 If you don't open it, I will do it! 1371 01:07:39,583 --> 01:07:40,197 Can you? 1372 01:07:40,292 --> 01:07:40,951 Yes. 1373 01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,042 I will show you. 1374 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:44,372 Shit... 1375 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:45,698 It's you two! 1376 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,115 Gossiping? 1377 01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:48,851 Should I give you a microphone? 1378 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,411 That's how we gossip, shouting... 1379 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,034 So what? 1380 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:53,491 Gossip? Can you tell me? 1381 01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:56,199 None of your business! Bitch! 1382 01:07:57,708 --> 01:08:00,620 Should we exchange our secrets? 1383 01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:01,788 Hey! 1384 01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:04,208 Okay. 1385 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,242 They both have their own affairs. 1386 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,499 We were worried our bro was being cheated 1387 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:12,953 your bro got cheated? He's the one who's cheating. 1388 01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:14,823 Hey, your sis is no better. 1389 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,083 That's even up. 1390 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,198 Of course you would say that. 1391 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:20,415 Maybe it's your bro who had an affair first, 1392 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:21,790 then our sis took revenge? 1393 01:08:22,167 --> 01:08:25,455 Come on, your sis had an affair first. 1394 01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:28,040 Our bro did it only because he had no other choice 1395 01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:29,539 you are so unreasonable. 1396 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:32,666 I've never seen anyone kissed or grope someone 1397 01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:35,158 because he has no other choice 1398 01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,577 and go to bed too 1399 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:37,997 yeah. 1400 01:08:38,208 --> 01:08:40,290 Should we tell them now? 1401 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,911 Nah, it hurts our friendship. 1402 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,083 No. 1403 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,081 We should definitely tell them now. 1404 01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:47,559 Why speaking in mandarin suddenly? 1405 01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,655 Because this is serious. 1406 01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:52,994 You know, we didn't tell our bro 1407 01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:54,623 because we don't want to hurt him 1408 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:55,990 for the same reason, 1409 01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:58,039 you didn't tell your sis. 1410 01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,998 It's hard for us to tell them. 1411 01:09:00,167 --> 01:09:01,407 But now it's different. 1412 01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,240 What's the difference? 1413 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:06,120 We can swap around. 1414 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:07,618 Swap around? 1415 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:09,333 You mean, we tell kiki, 1416 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:11,289 we know about her affair 1417 01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:12,538 and we tell Jerry, 1418 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:13,827 that we know he has an affair 1419 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:16,582 they'll only know they are the guilty party 1420 01:09:16,708 --> 01:09:17,322 and will not know... 1421 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:18,823 The other half of the story 1422 01:09:19,042 --> 01:09:20,998 and the guilt will be buried in their hearts. 1423 01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:23,995 You are so smart! 1424 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:26,290 What, so you have nothing to say? 1425 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,493 I broke up with that girl already. 1426 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,286 We will never see each other again. 1427 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,198 Who will believe that? 1428 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:33,333 I really mean it! 1429 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:35,343 I will never do anything to hurt kiki again. 1430 01:09:35,875 --> 01:09:38,161 Please don't tell kiki, okay? 1431 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:38,909 Please... 1432 01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:40,122 We are here... 1433 01:09:40,458 --> 01:09:41,458 To give you a chance 1434 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:42,792 thanks... 1435 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,911 Hold it, under one condition. 1436 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,035 Whatever you said. 1437 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,990 Kiki told me that... 1438 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,965 There's a new inspector in your police station, 1439 01:09:50,417 --> 01:09:53,204 shia leboeuf's look, the rock's body 1440 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:53,951 you have to introduce us to him. 1441 01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:54,788 Ah? 1442 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:56,411 What? 1443 01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:57,281 We'll spill everything out. 1444 01:09:57,458 --> 01:10:00,450 Okay, I will try my best, no problem. 1445 01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:03,372 Does Jerry know about it? 1446 01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:05,623 Of course he doesn't 1447 01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:07,351 otherwise, we wouldn't be talking now, right? 1448 01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:09,161 Please, don't let Jerry know about this. 1449 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:10,785 I will never see that guy again. 1450 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,243 Really? 1451 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:16,081 Do not hurt our bro. 1452 01:10:16,208 --> 01:10:18,039 Okay... l promised, trust me. 1453 01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:19,542 She promised. 1454 01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:21,035 If we know that 1455 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:23,369 you still fool around... 1456 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:25,035 Don't say we didn't warn you 1457 01:10:25,417 --> 01:10:27,783 you know how hot headed Jerry can be 1458 01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:29,948 he would probably... 1459 01:10:33,042 --> 01:10:34,042 Thanks a lot. 1460 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:36,866 You're welcome. 1461 01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:40,250 I know those young models are so hot lately. 1462 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,831 Yeah and you know some, right? 1463 01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:43,373 Just so happen, I'm single. 1464 01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:44,660 I've just split up. 1465 01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:46,373 Maybe you could introduce them to us. 1466 01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:47,372 Two... 1467 01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:48,413 Not enough. 1468 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,163 Four. 1469 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:50,372 Four for each of us. 1470 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:51,785 It's not that difficult. 1471 01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:53,619 It'd be a piece of cake, right? 1472 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,581 If you can't help us out, we'll... 1473 01:10:56,292 --> 01:10:57,122 Have a lot of time... 1474 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:59,491 When we have time, we will talk quite a lot. 1475 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:00,284 So talkative.. 1476 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:02,328 Okay! No problem! I will sort it out! 1477 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,074 Honey, it's so crowded out there. 1478 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:10,458 Really? 1479 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:12,448 You're not feeling well? 1480 01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,288 I'm okay. 1481 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,457 What did keung and Ted tell you? 1482 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,661 Nothing, they told me to be good to you. 1483 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:19,531 Then you have to remember that. 1484 01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:21,248 What did Cheryl and mon tell you? 1485 01:11:21,417 --> 01:11:22,076 Nothing much... 1486 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,449 They said I've married a beautiful and good wife. 1487 01:11:24,542 --> 01:11:26,078 And I have to treasure that. 1488 01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:28,162 They are really my good sis. 1489 01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:29,452 Mine are good bros too. 1490 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:31,365 Honey, I'm so nervous. Yy 1491 01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:33,536 don't be nervous, I'm here. 1492 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:34,997 Aren't you nervous? 1493 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:36,740 That was a long time ago 1494 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,330 when? 1495 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,912 You forgot? It's the day we came back from Thailand. 1496 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,282 I'm knackered. 1497 01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:58,870 You help me unpack, I will take a shower 1498 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:01,619 hey... wait! 1499 01:12:02,042 --> 01:12:03,623 I have something for you. 1500 01:12:03,917 --> 01:12:04,917 What is it? 1501 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:07,578 Wait... you turn around. 1502 01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:08,372 What? 1503 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,540 Just turn around, come on. 1504 01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:10,284 Why? 1505 01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:11,458 Turn around. 1506 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,615 Don't look back, okay? 1507 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:16,993 What is it? 1508 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,491 It's a surprise, why would I tell you? 1509 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,741 Can I turn around yet? Got it? 1510 01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:23,535 Did I drop it? 1511 01:12:24,417 --> 01:12:26,373 Where is it? Come on... 1512 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,333 Jesus... 1513 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,786 What's up? Why throwing everything out? 1514 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,789 Just forget it, buy it again next time. 1515 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:35,164 I can't. 1516 01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:36,333 What is so important? 1517 01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:38,119 I bought a ring to propose to you. 1518 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,164 What did you say? 1519 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:51,823 I want to propose to you... 1520 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:57,538 I promised 1521 01:12:58,792 --> 01:13:00,407 from now on, I could drop anything, 1522 01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,453 but I'll never drop you 1523 01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,288 What about the ring? 1524 01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:12,411 I will buy a bigger one! 1525 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:16,615 How about cash instead? 1526 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,703 Is that a yes? 1527 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,618 You can't change your mind then! 1528 01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:27,910 I love you... 1529 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:29,326 Honey. 1530 01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,458 Darling. 1531 01:13:30,708 --> 01:13:31,788 Are you ready? 1532 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,615 No matter what happens, 1533 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,280 I will never let go of your hand for the rest of my life. 1534 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:58,163 But what benefit can we get out of this? 1535 01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,118 Knowing someone's secret, 1536 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,991 will satisfy your curiosity. 1537 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,123 If you could grasp someone's secret, 1538 01:14:06,167 --> 01:14:07,953 you could control him, all his life.. 1539 01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:36,958 Darling... 1540 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,422 Don't you notice anything different for the bed? 1541 01:16:42,042 --> 01:16:43,623 Why are you changing the bed sheet? 1542 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,536 You don't want your wife to find out. 1543 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,198 No... not at all. 1544 01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:48,994 No, the colour is different. 1545 01:16:49,083 --> 01:16:50,243 No, it's purple. 1546 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:51,911 No, it's pink. 1547 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:55,910 Clear! 1548 01:16:56,042 --> 01:16:57,202 No, it's purple. 1549 01:16:57,583 --> 01:16:58,914 No, it's pink. 1550 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,248 Well... maybe... 1551 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,206 Mom changed it for us. 1552 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,125 Probably. 1553 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:07,948 I don't really like the colour. 1554 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:08,663 Me too. 1555 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,247 Change it then. 1556 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:10,684 I think the bed is not so good either. 1557 01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:11,618 Me too. 1558 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:13,198 Maybe we can change the bed too. 1559 01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:14,623 Okay, of course. 1560 01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:15,833 Darling 1561 01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:19,203 where were you for the past few days? 1562 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:22,490 I stayed with keung. 1563 01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:24,292 What about you? 1564 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,865 I went to Cheryl's place. 1565 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:29,122 Don't you trust me? 1566 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,370 It's you who don't trust me. 1567 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:32,414 What? You think I cheated? 1568 01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:33,122 You wouldn't dare? 1569 01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:34,744 It's hard to say. 1570 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,035 Let me ask you. 1571 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,329 Don't take it seriously. 1572 01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:42,417 Go ahead. 1573 01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:45,203 Imagine, one day... 1574 01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,283 There's a beautiful woman in front of you. 1575 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:49,395 She knows that you are getting married 1576 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,601 and she's willing to be with you for those few days before your wedding. 1577 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:53,990 Will you sleep with her then? 1578 01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:01,282 Why are you thinking for so long? 1579 01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:02,417 Will you? 1580 01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:07,748 If there's a good looking guy 1581 01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:10,218 who knows that you are getting married soon. 1582 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:12,893 And wants to be with you for those few days before your wedding. 1583 01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:14,077 He will keep it as a secret 1584 01:18:14,708 --> 01:18:15,993 will you sleep with him then? 1585 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,393 I asked you first, why are you asking me instead? 1586 01:18:17,417 --> 01:18:19,417 You answer me first then I will give you my answer. 1587 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:20,875 Just forget it then. 1588 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,618 Hey. 1589 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:27,208 But I once heard that, 1590 01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:32,742 if you love someone, you have to hurt her first. 1591 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:38,698 Because feeling guilty is the best way to maintain a relationship 1592 01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:41,407 what do you think? 1593 01:18:42,792 --> 01:18:43,952 Have you hurt me then? 1594 01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:45,077 Of course not. 1595 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:48,284 What about you? 1596 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,375 What do you think? 1597 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,327 What do you mean? 1598 01:18:54,542 --> 01:18:55,076 What? 1599 01:18:55,167 --> 01:18:56,167 I want to do it. 1600 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,080 Do it? 1601 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:01,415 Okay, let's do it. 1602 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:06,083 What? 1603 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,038 How about in the living room? 1604 01:19:07,167 --> 01:19:08,167 Living room? 1605 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:11,583 Is it good? 1606 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,748 More exciting. 1607 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:17,990 Okay. 1608 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:19,208 Let's go. 1609 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,500 Wait for me. 1610 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:25,583 Help... 1611 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:39,455 This is their first night as husband and wife. 1612 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:42,164 But... 1613 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:44,078 3 hours ago 1614 01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:47,907 be good, honey. 1615 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,990 What? You're tired? 1616 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:52,624 I'm so tired, I have been standing all day. 1617 01:19:53,292 --> 01:19:54,577 I will never get married again! 1618 01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:56,494 Once would be enough. 1619 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:57,643 How many times do you want? 1620 01:19:57,667 --> 01:19:58,782 Okay... maybe... 1621 01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:02,200 I'll give you a hot body massage tonight. 1622 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,750 Can you? 1623 01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:05,661 I will try my best. 1624 01:20:06,042 --> 01:20:06,827 Here's the lift, let's go 1625 01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:07,958 go... 1626 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,164 Please wait! 1627 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,660 Why don't you get in? 1628 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:16,614 Let's wait for the next one 1629 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,510 it's okay, come in, it's not overweight yet. 1630 01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:19,750 Get in. 1631 01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:28,996 You are so much better as a schoolgirl 1632 01:20:29,167 --> 01:20:30,657 we hit it big this time 1633 01:20:31,042 --> 01:20:33,203 we've got over $10,000 tonight. 1634 01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:35,408 Now you mentioned it, why were you so late? 1635 01:20:35,542 --> 01:20:37,248 I almost got raped by him! 1636 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:38,495 It wasn't that easy, was it? 1637 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:41,162 I thought it would be more convincing if I came in later. 1638 01:20:41,292 --> 01:20:42,202 Sorry. 1639 01:20:42,292 --> 01:20:43,577 Sorry? 1640 01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:45,991 Well, maybe a smaller share for you then. 1641 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:47,956 Come one, why should I get less? 1642 01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:50,330 Maybe I'll let the guy grope me a bit more next time. 1643 01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:51,583 Smaller share... 1644 01:20:52,042 --> 01:20:53,452 You are so dirty. 1645 01:20:53,667 --> 01:20:55,248 You too. 1646 01:20:56,208 --> 01:20:59,325 Haven't seen you for a while, got a new boyfriend? 1647 01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:01,125 None of you business. 1648 01:21:01,292 --> 01:21:03,123 Tell me, is he good looking? 1649 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:05,490 He's quite nice. 1650 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:07,206 He took me to see a tornado 1651 01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:08,708 tornado? 1652 01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:11,143 The news never mentioned anything about a tornado, where was it? 1653 01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,167 In his place. 1654 01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:15,619 You mean sex, so how was it? 1655 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,786 You wouldn't understand. 1656 01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:18,958 Maybe... 1657 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,165 Oh yeah, did you change your number? 1658 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,080 Tell me. 1659 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:23,573 Listen up. 1660 01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:28,031 O7771777 1661 01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:29,413 remember it 1662 01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:31,998 about your boyfriend, how is it going? 1663 01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:35,165 We broke up... he got married. 1664 01:21:35,292 --> 01:21:36,748 Fight for him 1665 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,240 maybe he will find me. 1666 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:40,493 Dream on. 1667 01:21:44,292 --> 01:21:46,157 Hey, we got over $10,000 this time. 1668 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,101 Let's find a good looking guy to have dinner. 1669 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,445 How about your boyfriend instead? 1670 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,448 What? Interested in little girls too? 1671 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:57,699 Come on, why would I? 1672 01:21:57,917 --> 01:22:00,875 My wife is so beautiful, why would I fool around? 1673 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:03,157 Do you want to play tornado with me? 1674 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:05,374 How would I know what a tornado is? 1675 01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:07,452 Are you tired? 1676 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:08,583 I'll get the car, okay? 1677 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:10,583 You take the phone. 1678 01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:13,078 Be quick, I'm really knackered. 1679 01:22:13,458 --> 01:22:14,458 Wait for my call. 1680 01:22:19,292 --> 01:22:20,292 Hello? 1681 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:23,575 Being the bride today, how does it feel? 1682 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,371 If you regret it, you can come to me any time. 1683 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:31,242 This is my devil hotline, available to you 24 hours. 1684 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:37,157 Who were you talking to? 1685 01:22:37,917 --> 01:22:40,124 Old friend, it's her wedding day. 1686 01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:42,289 What about you, where have you been? 1687 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:45,697 I was on the phone, telling my mom you proposed to me 1688 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:48,784 she's so excited, and asked when will we go back to Taiwan. 1689 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:51,158 Anytime you want. 1690 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,286 Let me give you some wise advice 1691 01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:00,449 if you love her, you have to hurt her first. 1692 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:01,910 Because feeling guilty 1693 01:23:02,042 --> 01:23:04,784 is the best way to maintain a relationship.