1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:41,333 The satellite video connection is up and running. 4 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:46,750 Champak to Snow Lotus, confirm the first piglet's location. 5 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:53,583 The first target is confirmed, over. 6 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:59,000 Anaxagorea to Snow Lotus, confirm the second piglet's location, over. 7 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:01,666 The second target is confirmed, over. 8 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,041 Hello, sir. 9 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:06,708 This is Chaisit, 10 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:08,416 the friend that I told you about. 11 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,083 What are you looking at? 12 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:15,375 Copy, over. 13 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,625 Gosh, that looks so tasty. 14 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,958 It's really delicious. 15 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,250 I think we should move. 16 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,958 Please come in. 17 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,041 The three piglets are on the chopping board. 18 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,125 Please sit down. 19 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:38,791 They'll turn into sausages soon enough. 20 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,625 Data is correct, over. 21 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,208 Who told you to come in? 22 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:46,458 The lady, sir. 23 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,125 Wait. 24 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,625 We were just helping them. We don't know anything. 25 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:54,250 That's right. 26 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:58,666 Stop talking. Who sent you? 27 00:01:58,750 --> 00:01:59,958 Hey! 28 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:04,916 We're screwed. 29 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Call for backup now! 30 00:02:13,791 --> 00:02:15,375 Why the hell did you park like this? 31 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:19,125 How would we be able to get out? 32 00:02:21,666 --> 00:02:22,833 Stop! 33 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:37,500 Start driving! 34 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,875 Don't follow me. Don't follow. 35 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:04,208 Get her in the car. 36 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,125 Where the hell is backup? 37 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,333 Go! 38 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,083 Three people infiltrated the Minister's Songkran party to assassinate him, 39 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:19,041 but failed to do so. 40 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,500 They were killed by the security team of the businessmen 41 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,583 who were guests there. 42 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:26,625 The incident happened while the Minister was talking to the guests privately. 43 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:29,875 The police assume that this shooting 44 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:31,208 may have been motivated 45 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,875 in objection to the coalition of businessmen from many industries 46 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:35,208 to pressure the government 47 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:38,500 to legalize casinos in Thailand. 48 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:39,500 However... 49 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,666 I saw the news on TV. 50 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:56,125 It sucks. 51 00:03:58,666 --> 00:03:59,583 Come on. 52 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:21,500 So you don't have anywhere else to go, right, Waew? 53 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:23,666 No, madam. 54 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:27,916 I just got fired from Mr. Jira's house. 55 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,250 But I didn't do anything wrong. 56 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:33,333 They accused me of flirting with the gentleman. 57 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,083 As if! 58 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,583 He's old and bald. 59 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:38,208 I'm being honest. 60 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,875 I was on my way to see my sister 61 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:44,791 but then I got hit by your car. 62 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:50,666 Sir said that you're in need of a maid, 63 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,166 so will you please hire me? 64 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,166 Please, madam. Please? 65 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,208 Let her help around the house. 66 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,375 It's good karma too. 67 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,416 All right then. 68 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:08,041 But no hanky-panky, okay? 69 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,625 You don't trust me. 70 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,125 Do you want me to swear on it? 71 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,958 Let's go! 72 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,791 I'm sending you... 73 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,666 some money, Mom. 74 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,541 LIST OF CASUALTIES 75 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:00,166 What? Really? 76 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,208 How could you do this kind of work? 77 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:03,541 Then who got it? 78 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:05,583 Sopon? 79 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,416 Three years and that's all you got? 80 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,625 These assholes! 81 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,750 Jeez, sir. 82 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,166 Lean on me. 83 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,333 Get up. 84 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:22,125 Wait, I parked to pee. 85 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:23,458 Forgot to zip my pants. 86 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:24,666 Jeez, sir, 87 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,166 just don't say anything. 88 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,291 -Kwan. -Kwan. 89 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,541 -Nice to see you at an event. -Nice to see you at an event. 90 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:55,125 Our maid has a sister who works here. 91 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,083 Oh, I see. 92 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,333 She begged me to come 93 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,666 so she could tag along. 94 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:04,708 My, my, Prasert, you look tired. 95 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,291 You've been married for a couple of years 96 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,791 and I see that you're still not bored of your wife. 97 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:12,208 That's not it. 98 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:14,541 Prasert's been working very hard recently. 99 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,333 Where did you get your facelift? 100 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:17,791 -Tell your doctor to -Please excuse me. 101 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,291 -tighten the stitches. -See you later. 102 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:21,125 By the way, Jim, 103 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:25,208 my, my, why do you look so good these days? 104 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,208 What meds are you taking, Jim? 105 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:29,333 A hottie. 106 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,541 Don't tell me, Mrs. Ti is treating you well. 107 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,041 No, it's not the wife. 108 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,000 What? 109 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,291 It's the husband. 110 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,833 -A guy? -What? 111 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:44,833 The thing is I found a pair of panties 112 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:46,666 in one of the pockets in sir's pants. 113 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:49,958 And no matter how I looked it definitely wasn't madam's. 114 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,875 So I asked sir 115 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,916 and that did it! 116 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,833 Now whenever he gets a peek of purple, 117 00:07:58,916 --> 00:08:02,166 he slaps money in my hands. 118 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,458 -That's great. -Brilliant! 119 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,708 -Amazing. -Super. 120 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:14,833 But when I was at Mr. Jira's house, he took care of me too. 121 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,375 Amazing. 122 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:30,166 -I bet she saw it. -Yeah. 123 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:34,250 Mrs. Mayuree thought that Waew was flirting with her man. 124 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,500 That's why she got fired. 125 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:38,916 Right. 126 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,333 Why are you bragging? 127 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:43,708 But the latest secret that I found out 128 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,625 -is surely going to make me some money. -What is it? 129 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:46,625 What? 130 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,875 Well, ever since I've gone to work for Mrs. Kwan, 131 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:52,416 I've never seen her use a pad. 132 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,958 -Does she use coconut spathe? -Yeah. 133 00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:55,166 No. 134 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,291 Can I buy this? 135 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:57,541 Do you want some too? 136 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,416 There are no pads in the house. 137 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:07,625 She never buys it! 138 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,291 I'm thinking that Mrs. Kwan... 139 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:17,250 is old! 140 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,583 -But she's so pretty. -And young. 141 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,125 -What are you saying? -Hey! 142 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:23,750 -She's still young. -What we see must be a doctor's work. 143 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,708 Can a doctor do everything from head to toe? 144 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:28,500 I bet she got surgery all over. 145 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:29,625 -Whoa! -Yeah. 146 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:31,791 Only old people don't use pads. 147 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,375 -Like my mother. -Right. 148 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,875 And you. 149 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,375 Hey, you. 150 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,500 -Hey. -She doesn't use them anymore? 151 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:39,583 Wait... 152 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:43,916 What's wrong? You've been quiet. 153 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,416 Do you have a headache? 154 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,541 I'll get you some medicine. 155 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,416 Oh, my god! 156 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,541 What's the matter? 157 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,375 Damn it, I made a hole. Who covered it over? 158 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,250 Waew. 159 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,083 Waew. 160 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:17,125 Yeah, what's... 161 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,875 Why did you bite me? 162 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,125 Prasert! 163 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,125 Wait, Kwan, listen to me! 164 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:31,375 Sir, do you really want me? 165 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,208 No matter what happens to you, 166 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,375 I'll take full responsibility. 167 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,666 What about madam? 168 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,958 Don't worry about Kwan. 169 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:48,833 Waew, 170 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,125 you're the only one... 171 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,333 Don't listen to him, Waew. 172 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,750 All men say this. 173 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,958 I've been eavesdropping long enough. 174 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,833 You said you'll take responsibility, huh? 175 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,708 It's not like that, Jim. 176 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,416 We didn't sleep together. 177 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,500 What? He didn't take advantage of you? 178 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,583 -No. -Gosh! 179 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,916 Then why did you tell me to come and help? 180 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,125 You said there was a problem. 181 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,083 Next time, you can ask me first before you hit me. 182 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,000 Sorry. 183 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,750 Tell me, which dog did this to you? 184 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,750 The one at home. 185 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,375 I fed it too much and that made it ferocious. 186 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,750 Do you know what my work is? 187 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,750 I'm the head of a special investigations unit 188 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,750 that reports directly to the Prime Minister. 189 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,708 I investigate and collect evidence of corruption 190 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:40,333 by high profile politicians. 191 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,875 Even from those who the Anti-Money Laundering Office 192 00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:45,833 and the police can't get their hands into. 193 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:50,625 Even the Prime Minister's wife doesn't know that my unit exists. 194 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,375 And I want you 195 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:55,791 to become my spies. 196 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,916 -He wants us to spy! -He wants us to spy! 197 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,416 What made you think that we can do it? 198 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,958 Because you're observant, 199 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,500 in other words, nosy. 200 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,375 Don't smile. 201 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:21,958 I'll tell you something. 202 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,458 Bosses place a lot of trust in their maids. 203 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,208 They let them come and go anywhere. 204 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,916 And that is the advantage that you have 205 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,791 over other kinds of spies. 206 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,375 In the past, 207 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,625 I've only had professional spies disguise themselves as helpers, 208 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,541 but they always got caught. 209 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,250 And then what happened? 210 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,125 They all got butchered. 211 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,583 Oh, my gosh! 212 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:54,875 Then I'll be going now. 213 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,916 -Bye. -Goodbye. 214 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,375 Wait. 215 00:12:58,541 --> 00:12:59,833 You know full well 216 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:02,250 why your parents are working in rented rice paddies. 217 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,083 You know what's the problem. 218 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,208 Come back here. 219 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,125 I'm telling you, with this job, 220 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:12,125 not only do you get to do a service for your country, 221 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,875 but you'll also get paid well. 222 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,166 How much? 223 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,333 Don't you go back on your words, sir. 224 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:38,750 I won't. 225 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,916 I want you two to go work in this house 226 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,083 which belongs to this man, Sopon. 227 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,166 He runs a food trading company, 228 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,750 which has many branches in other countries. 229 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,958 He's close to a lot of government officials. 230 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,416 His wife, Emma, is British. 231 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,916 They have one daughter, 232 00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:04,958 Paula. 233 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:08,208 This is Chaisit, 234 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,333 Sopon's best friend since childhood. 235 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:15,458 Chaisit owns a dozen of brothels and illegal casinos. 236 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:18,458 He and Sopon have opened a construction company 237 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:21,083 and conspired to launder concession money from the government. 238 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:26,083 Right now, they are trying to legalize their casino business. 239 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:30,083 Using Sopon's relationships with ministers, 240 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,750 they're bribing politicians with huge sums of money 241 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,083 so they can open their casinos freely. 242 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,708 The easiest place for you to infiltrate 243 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,333 is Sopon's house. 244 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,416 Let's go to Imperial World Samrong, they have a lot of stuff. 245 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,291 We will get rid of the old maids 246 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,000 and have you two replace them. 247 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,625 Get in. 248 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,291 STRAY DOGS SQUAD 249 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,041 A vacation? 250 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,375 Around the world? 251 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,833 Hey! 252 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,916 You have to attach listening devices on all their phones 253 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,291 to gather evidence of bribe money payments. 254 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,041 We have to prevent this evil plan 255 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,916 from ever getting off the ground. 256 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,208 Otherwise, 257 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,958 -normal people -I'm done. 258 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,958 will suffer the same fate that happened to your family. 259 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,166 Morning meals are called... 260 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:00,291 You two have to earn the trust of Sopon's family, 261 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,208 and then you have to wait for an order from the messenger. 262 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:06,125 Why do we need a middleman? 263 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:10,791 Just talk to me and give the middleman's money to us. 264 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,083 No. 265 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,708 We're all screwed if somebody ever sees me in contact with you. 266 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,208 She saw us. 267 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,375 What do we do? 268 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,125 We have to kill her. 269 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,166 Don't you think you watch too much TV? 270 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,583 Who's going to be the messenger? 271 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:31,833 Don't worry. 272 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,916 Somebody will contact you. 273 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,083 The new maids are here, madam. 274 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,291 Waew and Jim, right? 275 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,833 I guess you already know your duties. 276 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,291 Call me madam. 277 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:16,916 Ma Dumb. 278 00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,541 Why is she named Ma Dumb? 279 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,625 Ma Dumb. 280 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,500 Don't name your kid that. 281 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,458 Ma Dumb. 282 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,541 -Lady, who names their kid Ma Dumb? -I would be so embarrassed. 283 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,333 -If it were me... -Quiet. 284 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,250 Call me Mrs. Emma then. 285 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,041 Here, you have to get along with other people. 286 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,166 Take this. 287 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,583 This is the maid's handbook for this house. 288 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:55,541 It has the list of things you must and must not do, 289 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,791 as well as punishments. 290 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,166 Jim, please take these two to their rooms 291 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,041 and show them around the house. 292 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,833 Yes, madam. 293 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,708 One thing you need to understand 294 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:23,666 is that I'm the head maid here, 295 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:28,208 so you have to call me boss, understand? 296 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,833 Why? You're a servant too. 297 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,250 She's a bad seed, boss. 298 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,333 Should I slap her? 299 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,750 Stop, Pookie. 300 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,458 Don't stoop down to their level. 301 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,916 Listen up, fatty, 302 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,958 just do as I say. 303 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,458 And one more thing. 304 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,833 If you want to stay here, you'll have to learn how to speak 305 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:51,500 the central dialect or English. 306 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,291 Such backcountry girls. 307 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,875 You're backcountry too! 308 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,875 Why, you, you act all high and mighty, speaking English. 309 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,458 You've forgotten your roots! 310 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,500 -You're a hypocrite! -Jim. 311 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,458 -What? -Stop. 312 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,750 Over her dead body. 313 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,916 -I'll hit you! -We'll lose our money this way. 314 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,333 Stand up straight. 315 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,791 -Pick it up. -Come on. 316 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:15,291 Go. 317 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,500 That's enough. 318 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,041 Thai TVs are always breaking down. 319 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,708 It needs a thumping. 320 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,041 Hey. 321 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,083 You don't have to thump it. 322 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,916 The TV's not broken. 323 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,833 That's called a censorship. 324 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,708 What's a censorship? 325 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,791 They don't want kids to copy those behaviors, 326 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,041 so they made them fuzzy. 327 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:54,166 Jeez, but I can see that he's holding a cigarette. 328 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,583 He's puffing away. 329 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:59,791 Anyone would know he's smoking, 330 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,958 what's the purpose of censoring it? 331 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,750 What now? 332 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,875 You can see he's got a gun to his head. 333 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,083 He's about to die. 334 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,458 The censorship just makes it fuzzy and harder to see. 335 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,791 If they're so scared, shouldn't they just put it off the air? 336 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,666 Thai people are stupid. 337 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,791 Then why did you come to Thailand, you Karen girl? 338 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,791 Hey, tell me, 339 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,166 what was your name before Cat? 340 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,958 Maew. 341 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,666 But I've changed it. It's Cat now. 342 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,458 Cat McIntosh, okay? Not English. 343 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:41,791 And where are you from? 344 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,583 What? 345 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,083 Me? 346 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,583 I'm from Chiang Rai. My home's in Chiang Khong. 347 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,458 This house is nice, huh? 348 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,958 International. 349 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,083 Pookie. 350 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:02,750 Everyone, according to Mrs. Emma's book you have to be in bed by 10:00 p.m. 351 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,875 That's the rule for both newbies and oldies. 352 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,333 Go to bed. 353 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,125 Go on. 354 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,291 She's a bad seed, boss. 355 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:27,833 I know. 356 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,375 Eat up. 357 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,958 Provincial and stupid. 358 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,625 -Stop. It's my job. -She called me. 359 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:50,750 Oh, no! 360 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,583 What are you two doing? 361 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:54,958 I didn't mean to. 362 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:58,291 You called me so I brought you your tea, 363 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,208 but this fatty played a trick on me. 364 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:02,458 I didn't mean to do it. 365 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,875 You called me by my name, so I came. 366 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,791 I didn't want you to say I'm goofing off. 367 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,875 Oh, dear. I have two Jims. 368 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,500 How about this? 369 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,291 Put something at the beginning of our names. 370 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,708 I'm big, so call me Big Jim. 371 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,875 She's dark-skinned, so call her Black Jim. 372 00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,250 How about that? 373 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:27,541 That's fine. 374 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,083 Big Jim and Black Jim. 375 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,291 Mrs. Emma, 376 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,708 do you know what jim means in Thai? 377 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,875 If people found out, how could I-- 378 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,833 Don't be picky, Black Jim. 379 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,458 House rule number one, line one, 380 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:45,958 "Don't talk back to madam." 381 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,708 Yes, madam. 382 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:55,083 Seven baht. Two for seven baht. 383 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,750 Well, how about this? 384 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,750 Can't you do two for five baht, Kob? 385 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,125 My name's not Kob. 386 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,166 No? You look so much like the actress. 387 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:08,041 To be honest, I thought you were filming or something. 388 00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:11,625 But when I look closely, you're even prettier than Kob. 389 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:12,833 Right. 390 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:14,750 -You can have two for five baht. -Thank you. 391 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,875 -The one here before -Hey! 392 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,083 -was ugly and rude. -Pay up. 393 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:19,333 How much? 394 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,875 Five baht. 395 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,583 I'll throw this eggplant in here, too. 396 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:27,583 Wow, you're pretty and kind. 397 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,125 And I'll take five limes too. 398 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,125 Black Jim, come pay for the limes. 399 00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,208 Black Jim! 400 00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,958 Come here and pay for the limes! 401 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,291 Black Jim. 402 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,375 Her name's Black Jim? 403 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,375 Black Jim! 404 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:43,416 Black Jim! 405 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,666 -Come here! -Give this to her. 406 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:48,916 No, no. 407 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:55,916 Yours is black too, huh? 408 00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,250 Please, come again. 409 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,250 Would you like some dumplings and buns? 410 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:12,041 The messenger will ask you if you'd like dumplings and buns. 411 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,750 You should reply... 412 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,916 I'll take three dumplings and two buns. 413 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,041 That'll be 98 baht. 414 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,000 It's 98 baht. 415 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:26,458 Okay? 416 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,083 It's 98 baht. 417 00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,625 Three dumplings and two buns. 418 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:50,875 Twenty. 419 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:56,500 Here you go. 420 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,833 Oh, Samorn. 421 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,916 Hey! 422 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,541 Did you move here? 423 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:05,750 How great. 424 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:09,833 I'll take two of the usual, two pieces of chicken, 425 00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:11,583 a bag of noodles, and three bags of rice. 426 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:12,916 Here, I'll help. 427 00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:15,166 Hey! 428 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:17,791 Don't act like we're friends. 429 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,208 Do I know you? 430 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,083 It's me, Waew. Don't you remember me? 431 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,458 I lived with Mrs. Kwan 432 00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:27,083 in the house with the white roof in front of the temple. 433 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,291 It's only been two months since I last saw you 434 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:30,500 and you've already forgotten me? 435 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,583 -Waew. -Waew. 436 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:34,833 -Waew. -Waew. 437 00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:35,958 -Waew, Waew. -Waew, Waew. 438 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,000 What Waew? I don't know you. 439 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,625 Just standstill. 440 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,916 Would you like some dumplings and buns? 441 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,625 I'll take three dumplings and two buns. 442 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:53,666 -Waew, Waew. -Waew, Waew. 443 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,583 Bye now. 444 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,958 Wait, don't you want your food, Waew? 445 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,750 No, maybe another day. 446 00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:20,875 Jeez. 447 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:21,791 What now? 448 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:24,166 Did you buy the wrong stuff again? 449 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,416 No, this is the real deal. 450 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,416 "Hello, Waew and Jim. 451 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,541 It's been two months now. 452 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:43,833 You should have completely gained their trust by now. 453 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:46,916 Therefore, your first task 454 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,458 is to put the listening devices in Sopon's, 455 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:53,125 Chaisit's, and the minister's phones." 456 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:54,041 Amazing! 457 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:57,875 Fatty, you're goofing off in there. 458 00:26:57,958 --> 00:26:59,416 I know what you're doing. 459 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,625 Come out right now. 460 00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:02,958 Is my face so much like your mother's 461 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:05,583 that you have to see me all the time, 462 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:06,791 you lump of coal? 463 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,833 I'm going to tell madam. 464 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,583 She's a bad seed, boss. 465 00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:11,708 Very bad. 466 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:13,750 Just watch it. 467 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,166 Crazy. 468 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:19,208 "If everything goes as planned, you will receive further instructions. 469 00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:20,708 Good luck. 470 00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:24,208 P.S. This paper will self-destruct immediately." 471 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:25,166 God! 472 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,333 Oh, my! 473 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,458 Get off, you're heavy. 474 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:30,750 Get off. 475 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:32,125 I was startled. 476 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,625 Boo! 477 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:42,875 Stop playing around. 478 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:46,166 I told you not to turn it on until we've put on our masks. 479 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:20,041 Waew, this is a new color. 480 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:22,500 I guess Mrs. Emma just bought it. 481 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,166 Come try it. 482 00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:26,708 I'm already pretty, 483 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,916 I don't need to smear it on like you. 484 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,291 Move, damn it! 485 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,791 What do we do? 486 00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,125 Hey. 487 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,125 Hello? 488 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,333 Sir. 489 00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,416 -Waew? -We got caught. 490 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,625 Don't speak yet. 491 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:35,041 These two threatened to tell Mr. Sopon about us if... 492 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,416 Hey! 493 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,333 Stop mumbling and just give me the phone. 494 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,500 Jeez. 495 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:46,958 Here's the thing, sir. 496 00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:49,625 Everything is still top secret, 497 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,250 but we have to let these two in on the plan too. 498 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,083 Also, we have to give the Karen girl Thai nationality. 499 00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:57,375 Yes. 500 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,833 -Get a lot of donors. -My, Emma, 501 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:13,166 -you're as beautiful as ever. -I got to go, bye. 502 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,708 Can you take care of the top of my hair? 503 00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:18,375 Mrs. Emma, don't say I'm sucking up, 504 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:22,916 but out of all the pretty ladies here you're number one. 505 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,916 And you didn't need a doctor either. 506 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,375 -Hello, sir. -Hello. 507 00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,416 How many songs will you sing tonight? 508 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,708 Oh, Kwan, I'm not very good at singing. 509 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:37,416 It's a million baht per song. 510 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,458 The European Alumni Association 511 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:42,458 is very thankful to all the viewers who have donated 512 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,750 to help the women and children in Thai society. 513 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:47,875 Let's take a little break 514 00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,833 then we'll be back with more wonderful songs 515 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,583 from the Minister and Madam Soitip. 516 00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,875 -My periwinkle man -I'm sorry, madam, 517 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:00,875 but this slap is for the country. 518 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:15,041 We're screwed! Where's Madam Soitip? 519 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,583 EUROPEAN ALUMNI ASSOCIATION 520 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:37,625 Hey. 521 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,541 Prasert, 522 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:43,583 the singer on the stage with the minister looks so familiar. 523 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,000 I think I've seen her before. 524 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:48,458 -Do you recognize her? -Jeez, she's so far away. Let's go. 525 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,541 I can only see her mouth. Who knows who she is? 526 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,500 Hey. 527 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:28,625 Oh, no. I've never seen this model before. 528 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,083 I'll break it for sure. 529 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,500 Hurry up. I need to put it back on him. 530 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,041 I've never seen this model before. 531 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,583 Jeez, fatty. 532 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,041 I've never seen this model before either. 533 00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,208 See? 534 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:25,583 Can't open it. 535 00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:37,458 Don't go anywhere. 536 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:39,750 It's almost our turn. I'm just going to the toilet. 537 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,958 You sound so good. 538 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:50,333 Oh, Kwan, why did you come into the men's room? 539 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,125 Out of tissue? I'll bring you some. 540 00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:53,916 Just be quiet. 541 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,208 It's so smelly in here, why did you come? 542 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:23,416 Where did it go? 543 00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:32,291 Here's my number. 544 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,666 Don't forget to call me. 545 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,291 Oh, here it is. 546 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,083 Down. 547 00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:53,375 Where are you going? 548 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,750 -Stop right now! -Going to your dad's funeral! 549 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,416 These two are clean. 550 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:05,791 APPROVED 551 00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,541 OPERATION M.A.I.D. 552 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:24,375 Why did you kick me out? 553 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,000 The elevator was full. Someone had to go. 554 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:26,958 Close it. 555 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:39,666 Hey! 556 00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:54,458 It's probably just like hitting lizards. 557 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,958 Hey. Are you all right? 558 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,250 Serves him right. 559 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,875 Hello? What's up? 560 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,166 The sexiness didn't work. 561 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,291 Jeez, I've got goosebumps just talking about it. 562 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:34,083 That woman is hot but she's so clumsy. 563 00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,416 Yeah. 564 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,875 She almost hit my head with a golf ball. 565 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,125 Yeah. 566 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,750 I'm shaken up too. 567 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:43,333 Yeah. 568 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,458 She's really clumsy. 569 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:46,916 One guy's already knocked out. 570 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,458 So what's up with you? 571 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,750 I'll come back soon. You should greet them first. 572 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,875 What? 573 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,416 I don't know what time I'll get there or if there's traffic. 574 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,500 Yeah. 575 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,333 Calm down. 576 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,000 I'm coming. 577 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,833 What now? 578 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,083 Yes. 579 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,208 Where are you now? 580 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:37,833 How many? 581 00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:00,625 What are you doing here? Why aren't you working? 582 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,041 You're one to talk, fatty. 583 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,291 I'm telling Mom. 584 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:05,708 You stick. 585 00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:08,333 I'm older than you. You can't hit me like that. 586 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:11,375 So, isn't Chaisit here yet? 587 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,541 Oh, you. 588 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,833 Why is the traffic so bad? 589 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:23,333 I'm getting off here. 590 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:35,041 Thanks a lot. 591 00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,916 -Number three. -Number three, 20 baht. 592 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,333 The money. 593 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,416 Hey, park here! 594 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:23,458 Park here! 595 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:24,791 Madam, excuse me. 596 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:27,541 For your own safety, please don't stand near the yellow line. 597 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:29,083 You're talking to me? 598 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,041 Yes. 599 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,125 I can't go there? 600 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:32,375 No. 601 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:34,166 Where are you from? 602 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:37,041 -Oh, Khon Kaen. -I'm from Ubon Ratchathani. 603 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,000 -Big Jim, come on. -You're cute. 604 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,083 Big Jim. 605 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:41,958 Can I have your number? 606 00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:50,250 It always gets full with me. 607 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,166 Jeez. 608 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,500 What the hell? 609 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:55,291 I never get to go. 610 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:58,958 Damn it. 611 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,541 NANCY BROTHEL 612 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,208 Hey, wait. 613 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,541 Where are you going? 614 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,500 Go. 615 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:14,791 Are you new here? 616 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:16,583 Go through the back door, newbie. 617 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:17,541 Go. 618 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,625 Go on. 619 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,250 Guys, 620 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,958 I'm at Nancy Brothel. I'm about to go inside. 621 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:31,791 Yeah. 622 00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:34,541 Go on. 623 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,500 Right, newbie. 624 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,208 You're here? Come on, he's waiting. 625 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,333 Sir, the new girl is here. 626 00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,333 Where are you going? 627 00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:57,833 He's waiting. 628 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,291 Have fun, sir. 629 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:04,500 Come on. 630 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,833 Come sit next to me. 631 00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,625 Did you know 632 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,708 that I immediately fell for you 633 00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:23,875 the moment when I first saw you? 634 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,125 Understand? 635 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,291 Come. 636 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,000 Come on. 637 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,666 You're a player. 638 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,625 I was the same. 639 00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,833 When I saw you, 640 00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:45,666 I felt hot all over. 641 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:49,125 Why stop and think? 642 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,916 Drink up. 643 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,791 You old fart! 644 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,500 Save your strength for breathing. 645 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,291 Waew, we're here to help! 646 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:44,291 Goofing off and leaving work violates house rule number 23. 647 00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:48,083 Using your masters' things violates house rule number 33. 648 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:51,166 The combined punishment 649 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:54,875 is dismissal. 650 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:09,291 Mrs. Emma, can I please have the chance to explain? 651 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:12,333 I went outside 652 00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:15,083 with the good intention 653 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:17,208 to protect your honor. 654 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:19,458 Tell me what happened. 655 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,791 It all started with me getting a telegram to go to a cousin's funeral. 656 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:31,083 That's why I rushed out without asking you first. 657 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:34,416 And the servants from the house in the next alley are distant relatives. 658 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,750 They've said disdainful things about you before. 659 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:41,375 They said you're a nouveau riche, 660 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:42,875 rich just on the outside, 661 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:44,666 but you're stingy. 662 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,541 I figured they would be at the funeral, 663 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:52,416 so I wanted to give them proof. 664 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,916 I showed them your fancy clothes. 665 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:58,625 You know, when they saw your outfits, 666 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:02,500 they all complimented you. 667 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,208 Really? 668 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,958 Yes, absolutely. 669 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,208 Right, then. 670 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:11,166 I forgive you. 671 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,000 I won't fire you. 672 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:16,916 But I'll be deducting 50 percent 673 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,625 from your pay for a month. 674 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,625 Would you like some dumplings and buns? 675 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:28,916 Hey? 676 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,708 Where's my bun bag? 677 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,958 Would you like some dumplings and buns? 678 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,583 Tell me the password. 679 00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:40,083 Why do I need to say it again? 680 00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,250 You already know who I am. 681 00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:45,125 Keep it quiet 682 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,750 or people will realize that we're spies. 683 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:50,916 It's not like we're conspicuous or anything. 684 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,583 Besides, what if you're someone else in disguise? 685 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:56,375 Jeez. 686 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,083 So, would you like some dumplings and buns? 687 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:02,208 I'll take three dumplings and two buns. 688 00:45:04,041 --> 00:45:05,958 -Waew, Waew. -Waew, Waew. 689 00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:15,416 "You've messed up again. 690 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,958 The data has been moved to Chaisit's casino. 691 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:20,041 You need to download it. 692 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,750 The casino has a very tight security, 693 00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:24,541 so I've sent you some tools. 694 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:28,708 You have pepper spray to spray in people's eyes. 695 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,791 And this is a 20,000-volt taser 696 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,541 to knock people out like fish. 697 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:36,083 Be safe." 698 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,791 Ae, have you seen Waew? Please go get her. 699 00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:58,166 Oh, Waew's doing the laundry. Why do you want her? 700 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:01,458 Mary's brought some old books for me to donate. 701 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:02,833 I want someone to put them away. 702 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,916 I'll do it. 703 00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:16,083 I can never help myself whenever I see those poor orphans. 704 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:19,750 I simply had to give them a hundred thousand baht. 705 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,250 Hello. 706 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:22,666 Do you remember me? 707 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,541 I'm Emma's daughter. 708 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:26,458 -We met at the... -The... 709 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,416 The European Alumni Association. 710 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,791 They didn't invite me. 711 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:38,041 But I didn't really want to go anyway. 712 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:41,041 No wonder we didn't raise a lot of money. 713 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,583 Oh, the elevator's here. 714 00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:44,541 Please, after you. 715 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,958 -Please. -Let's go play some crap. 716 00:46:58,041 --> 00:47:00,666 It always gets full with me. 717 00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:04,416 Get Big Jim and Cat. 718 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:08,791 I want them to plant this tree that Wipa brought. 719 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,041 Big Jim and Cat 720 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,791 are cleaning the bathroom. 721 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,458 I'll do it. 722 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:24,458 Jim, 723 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:26,875 keep a lookout. 724 00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:29,250 I'll go download the files. 725 00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:30,541 Do you have money? 726 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:31,500 What? 727 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:35,625 Well, if I just walk around, I might get caught. 728 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:37,125 Do you have any money? 729 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:42,041 Damn it! 730 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,333 Thirty red. Believe me, I'm psychic. 731 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:53,625 Right. 732 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:03,250 Red. 733 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,041 Red, red. 734 00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:07,166 Red, red. 735 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:12,500 Here, 736 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,750 I'll give you 2,000. 737 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,833 What's the next one? Tell me. 738 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,166 Oh, my psychic powers only work once a day. 739 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:21,166 Just quit and go home. 740 00:48:22,541 --> 00:48:24,541 Jeez, go away. I'll play by myself. 741 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:25,541 Oh, my. 742 00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:26,708 Sorry. 743 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:33,250 Excuse me, but does your mother want a weird daughter-in-law? 744 00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:48,041 -Hey, Willy. -Hello. 745 00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,583 You look tired. 746 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:53,208 -Stuck in prison for a while this time? -Yes. 747 00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:55,041 -There were a lot of witnesses. -Jim. 748 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,416 -Create a distraction. -Everyone 749 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,208 -were too scared to help. -Jim. 750 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,291 That fatty. 751 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:22,166 Sopon's already sent the list of names. 752 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,333 Yeah. 753 00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:34,750 Okay. 754 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,708 Willy, come downstairs with me. Something's up. 755 00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:44,416 Oh, just a friend. A friend. 756 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,083 Yes, I love you. I'll hurry back. 757 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:47,500 Disgusting! 758 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:48,666 Old hag. 759 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,666 "Turn the computer on." 760 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:30,750 It's on. 761 00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:34,291 "Press enter." 762 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,166 How is "enter" spelled? 763 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:41,333 Which of the two is it? 764 00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:51,958 How come they're pointed there? 765 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,458 This is weird. 766 00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:55,208 -Hey. -What? 767 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,666 -That's in front of my room. -Here too. 768 00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:57,791 What the hell? 769 00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,500 -What? -Hey! 770 00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:01,708 Hey! 771 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,083 Where are you going? 772 00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:08,208 Shit, it's all out! 773 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,958 You're done for! 774 00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:15,500 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 775 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:17,583 Catch a tiger by the toe. 776 00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:19,500 If... 777 00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:22,416 My god! 778 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,916 Take this! 779 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,666 And this! 780 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:27,833 Run! 781 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,375 Hurry up and go! 782 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:32,291 Come on. 783 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,708 We're out of time! 784 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:38,000 -What? -Jim. 785 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,000 -What? -Go. 786 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:40,708 Another round, please? I'm feeling lucky. 787 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:41,708 Look at my money. 788 00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,541 -I'm rich. -Jim. 789 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,833 Come here. 790 00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:48,583 Free money! 791 00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:57,333 Hey! What are you doing? 792 00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,583 -Hey! -Let go! 793 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,041 Cut them off at the elevator, go! 794 00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:21,875 There's nobody here, boss. 795 00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:23,500 We can't find them. 796 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,500 They've disappeared. They're quick like monkeys. 797 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:27,625 Hurry up and follow them! 798 00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:28,958 I'm trying to find... 799 00:52:43,291 --> 00:52:44,583 Damn, they're quick. 800 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,291 Hold on tight, guys! 801 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,833 I can't do it. Hurry up, Cat. 802 00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:07,750 Jim. 803 00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:10,166 Hurry up. 804 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:11,416 Make it quick, Cat. 805 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,500 -We're done for. -Shut up. 806 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:19,541 Go, go. 807 00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:21,458 Come on, fatty. 808 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,708 Don't let go. 809 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:28,375 Hide! 810 00:53:28,666 --> 00:53:29,958 Where did they go? 811 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:55,041 VACANCIES 812 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,166 You violated the rules again. 813 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,958 Disappearing from work. 814 00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:16,083 Stealing clothes. 815 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:17,791 The only punishment is dismissal. 816 00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:21,625 You don't have to fire me. I'm quitting. 817 00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:23,916 I don't want to stay either. 818 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,208 Come on, guys. 819 00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,750 And the salary... 820 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,458 -Come on, fatty. -What? 821 00:54:44,916 --> 00:54:46,666 Are you sure you want to quit? 822 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,541 Gosh, it was just getting good. 823 00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:04,208 But I'll quit if you're all quitting. 824 00:55:04,875 --> 00:55:07,041 Where can I find weirdos like you again? 825 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:51,750 BANGKOK - UBON RATCHATHANI 826 00:56:26,041 --> 00:56:29,041 -Pull. -Who's stealing my mangoes? 827 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,875 The house was huge. 828 00:57:16,958 --> 00:57:20,125 Ma Dumb. I almost peed myself. 829 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,750 That hurts. 830 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:36,416 You'll take my skin off. 831 00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:39,791 -Sixty-nine. -Wrong again. 832 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:41,250 Cut it like this. 833 00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:43,208 Maybe I'll get to be a star. 834 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:44,458 Jeez. 835 00:57:46,916 --> 00:57:48,125 Jump! 836 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,375 Here I go! 837 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,833 Number three. 838 00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:03,125 Oh, here you are. 839 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,375 I was in town and got these letters for you. 840 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,750 Take them. 841 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:11,916 How cool, you got letters from abroad too. 842 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,750 Thank you so much. 843 00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:14,916 Yeah. 844 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:16,708 Letters for us, Jim. 845 00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:22,833 "Hello, Waew and Jim. 846 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,166 When we separated, I tried to continue working in Bangkok." 847 00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,000 But it was more or less, the same story. 848 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:35,708 The men of the houses I worked in were all the same. 849 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:39,416 "I got so mad that I decided to go home." 850 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,083 Come here. Don't go! 851 00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:43,125 Don't take her! Give her back! 852 00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:49,958 But the conditions at home haven't gotten any better. 853 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:53,000 I miss you two a lot. 854 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,208 These days, 855 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,708 I haven't been able to make a living, 856 00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:02,791 because there are bombings every day. 857 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:11,708 "I still think Thailand is better than how it is here." 858 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,041 I'm so sick of news about people dying from fleeing gambling debts. 859 00:59:21,416 --> 00:59:23,541 And now the government wants to open legal casinos? 860 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:24,458 Think about it. 861 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,250 Mahasuk, 862 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,750 and to think we only have illegal ones now. 863 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,291 Jim, Waew, 864 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:34,458 you know Jaew, Som's kid, 865 00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:38,458 stole her mother's motorbike to get money for gambling. 866 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:42,583 Just think about what would happen if they legalized casinos. 867 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,250 Think about how messed up society will become. 868 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,416 Right. 869 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,291 Casinos. 870 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:50,375 I'm going to say no. 871 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:51,541 Same here. 872 00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:53,916 Hey. 873 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:56,291 What is this doing here? 874 00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:58,291 Bye, Mom. 875 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:00,250 Okay. 876 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:02,291 -No. -Take care of yourself. 877 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,875 I'm going to make a living, Mom. 878 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,750 Can't you stay? 879 01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:08,250 Take care. 880 01:00:08,958 --> 01:00:11,083 -Mom. Mom! -I'll miss you too. 881 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:13,250 -Take care of your sister. -The car's leaving, Mom. 882 01:00:15,041 --> 01:00:16,166 Hurry up, Jim. 883 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,125 Jim. 884 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:18,416 Wait for me! 885 01:00:18,791 --> 01:00:19,666 Bye, Mom. 886 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:20,750 Be careful. 887 01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,083 Wait for me! 888 01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:28,458 SIAM HOTEL 889 01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:30,458 Fancy a night out? 890 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:32,375 -How much? -It's 1,500 baht. 891 01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:34,833 Oh, but you're so kind-hearted. 892 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:38,291 There's no use worrying about it. 893 01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:41,000 Why, you whore. 894 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:43,958 Oh, no. I didn't mean you. 895 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:45,541 No, not you. 896 01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:47,916 I just saw my old maid. 897 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,333 She used to flirt with Prasert. 898 01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:53,875 Now she's reduced to selling herself. 899 01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:59,041 Prasert, you dog. 900 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:07,125 Thank you, girls, for coming back to help your country. 901 01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:11,208 I can do anything as long as I get to be a Thai citizen. 902 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:14,041 As of now, 903 01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:17,500 Sopon is in hiding at a hotel in Chiang Mai. 904 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:20,250 And Chaisit hasn't shown his face 905 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,666 because he knows he's being watched by the police. 906 01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:27,875 But next week, there will be a Songkran event in Chiang Mai. 907 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:31,541 I'm certain that the minister 908 01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,041 will be campaigning there. 909 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,166 I'm sure the three of them will meet. 910 01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:37,958 This time, 911 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:41,000 -we have information from... -That's real Burmese silver. 912 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,833 Pretty, right? You like it? 913 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,583 What is wrong with all of you? 914 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,541 Listen up, this is important. 915 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,166 This is your chance. 916 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:53,166 You can't mess up again, understand? 917 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:59,708 This time, can I have guns and bombs to protect myself? 918 01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:04,208 And an M16, an RPG, and a stinger too! 919 01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,791 Hey. 920 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:08,041 -Oh, no! -They're all on the floor. 921 01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:16,208 Come in. 922 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:27,291 We're going shopping. 923 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:35,458 Are you sure you don't want to come? 924 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,541 Prakob, order some food for me. 925 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,541 Yes, sir. 926 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:47,458 Yes, right away, sir. 927 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:52,375 Mr. Sopon wants chicken macaroni. 928 01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:53,625 Do your best. 929 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:58,083 I'll definitely do my best for Mr. Sopon. 930 01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:03,583 These westerners are so handsome, boss. 931 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,333 -I'm laughing for the heck of it. -Yes. 932 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:10,708 Hey! 933 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,666 Pookie. 934 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:16,916 My, my, Pookie, look at what we have here. 935 01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:21,541 Fatty, what are you doing here? 936 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,083 This is a five-star hotel. 937 01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:24,833 What's a country bumpkin like you doing here? 938 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:29,125 Jeez, Black Jim, do you live in a hole or something? 939 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:32,083 Is that why you're so stupid? 940 01:03:32,166 --> 01:03:34,666 Don't you see I'm wearing the hotel's uniform? 941 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,291 How am I supposed to know? 942 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:39,708 For a servant like you to be walking here, I bet you used trickery to get in. 943 01:03:39,791 --> 01:03:41,625 She doesn't know her place. 944 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,875 Don't know my place? 945 01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:44,250 You standstill. 946 01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:48,041 Wait, calm down, calm down now. 947 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,833 Look, the guests here are all gentle people. 948 01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:52,375 -Still a coward. -Is that so? 949 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:02,583 -Mr. Chaisit is here. -What? 950 01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:08,500 Damn it. 951 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:19,958 Don't worry, madam. I won't get Sopon into trouble. 952 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,375 You need to have power as well as money. 953 01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:24,041 That's how you get richer. 954 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:27,083 Chai, didn't I tell you to come at 10:00 p.m.? 955 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,958 Otherwise, the minister might not allow us to meet him. 956 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,708 What's wrong? 957 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:33,958 Can't I come to say hi to my friends? 958 01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:36,333 Stop talking. Let's go to my room. 959 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:37,666 Oh, my. 960 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,166 Your room? 961 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,166 Madam might misunderstand. 962 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:43,458 Please excuse me, madam. 963 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,625 Come on, Willy. 964 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,250 Waew, they're going to the room. 965 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:01,333 Don't let them, fatty. Buy me some time. 966 01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:03,541 -I still haven't found the hole. -What? 967 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:05,875 -You're still looking for the hole? -You haven't found it? 968 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,750 Holes are always low. 969 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:22,625 I found it. 970 01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:23,833 Thanks, Cat. 971 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:32,625 I still need to download the files. 972 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:33,791 Delay them. 973 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,666 Oh, this isn't it. 974 01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:57,750 LIST OF PAYMENT MAKERS 975 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,416 What the hell is going on? 976 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,041 Hurry up. 977 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,208 Are you trying to screw me over, computer? 978 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,791 Damn it. 979 01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:16,291 Who's playing with the elevator? 980 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:44,875 Jeez, which prankster pressed all the elevator buttons? 981 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,250 Hurry up. 982 01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:54,041 Please come in. 983 01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:57,250 Sit down. 984 01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:58,791 This is a nice room. 985 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:00,458 Wait. 986 01:07:01,166 --> 01:07:02,541 Bring me more tissues. 987 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:05,083 Yes. 988 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:18,625 Sir, are you on a vacation? 989 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,708 I own this place. 990 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,583 You. 991 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,291 Then I quit. 992 01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:33,875 Don't move. 993 01:07:35,416 --> 01:07:38,416 And what's this, huh? 994 01:07:38,916 --> 01:07:39,916 What is this? 995 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,500 Answer me! 996 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,125 FINANCIAL INFORMATION 997 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,166 What did you do to my computer? 998 01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:50,333 That's proof of what you did! 999 01:07:50,791 --> 01:07:51,833 What proof? 1000 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,666 Willy, slap some sense into her. 1001 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,416 Allow me... 1002 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,750 to arrest you for money laundering, 1003 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,500 bribing government officials, 1004 01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:13,375 and trying to open casinos. 1005 01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:16,291 What the hell are you talking about? 1006 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:18,500 -I don't understand! -Let's talk first! 1007 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,208 -I'm getting a lawyer! -Just watch! 1008 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:22,458 You've got it coming to you! 1009 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,041 You've done a service for your country. 1010 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,833 Great job. 1011 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:41,333 CHIANG MAI NEW YEAR FESTIVAL 1012 01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:45,458 Hello. 1013 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,750 Please do me a favor. 1014 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,375 Remember to help your minister. 1015 01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:53,041 Hey, what's going on? 1016 01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:54,875 What is this? What's happening? 1017 01:08:54,958 --> 01:08:56,958 Let me go! Who sent you? Let go! 1018 01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:59,166 -Who are they? -What's happening? 1019 01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:08,916 They're like NGOs. 1020 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,708 Jim! 1021 01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:12,541 -Waew, Waew! -Jim! 1022 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:23,625 Hey! 1023 01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,541 Stay still. 1024 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:30,791 Come here! Come here, damn it! 1025 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,083 Don't follow me. 1026 01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,250 Or your boss dies! 1027 01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,333 Don't follow! 1028 01:09:38,791 --> 01:09:39,875 Right. 1029 01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:42,166 Go. 1030 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:44,916 Go. 1031 01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:46,500 Don't follow me. 1032 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,875 Keep watch until I say otherwise. 1033 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:49,958 Shut up! 1034 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,958 Keep walking. 1035 01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:54,333 Go sit over there. 1036 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:56,291 You've messed with the wrong people. 1037 01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:03,416 Laundering? Bribes? Casinos? What the hell? 1038 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,625 Hey, not so rough. 1039 01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:06,375 Waew, 1040 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:09,250 the information you were talking about, I just saw it today. 1041 01:10:09,791 --> 01:10:11,375 Do you think I'm stupid? 1042 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,458 Sir told me 1043 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:14,958 that you and that man 1044 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:17,958 bribed the minister to let you open casinos. 1045 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,541 What bribe? 1046 01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:21,916 Chaisit is my friend. 1047 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:26,083 He sold his business to me to can become a full-time politician. 1048 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,875 That's why I took him to meet the minister. 1049 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,500 Don't lie, Mr. Sopon. 1050 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:33,125 I saw it with my own eyes. 1051 01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:35,208 I downloaded everything myself. 1052 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,250 -Liar! -You're a liar! 1053 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,166 -Liar! -You're a liar, baby! 1054 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,500 Your voices are driving me nuts. 1055 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,958 There's no information. 1056 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:49,750 I just used these maids to plant the files in your computer. 1057 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,750 I never had anything to do with you. 1058 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,166 But you did with my wife! 1059 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:57,458 You competed in a bid with my wife's company. 1060 01:10:57,541 --> 01:10:58,833 What the hell for? 1061 01:10:58,916 --> 01:11:00,500 That's what you get 1062 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,416 for messing with a wife-lover like me. 1063 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:08,166 You used me. 1064 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:14,208 Then, the casinos... 1065 01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:16,541 There's no casino. 1066 01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,416 I made it all up. 1067 01:11:18,791 --> 01:11:21,416 These two should have been born as buffalos 1068 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,125 or maybe a tractor. 1069 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:30,791 You put me in hot water and you're still laughing? 1070 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,541 Willy, take care of them. 1071 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:43,500 Too bad you had a snake, bastard. 1072 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:47,541 What should we do with them? 1073 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:51,958 These four would have been shot dead by Sopon and Chaisit 1074 01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:56,625 because they were angry that these girls spied for me. 1075 01:11:57,958 --> 01:12:00,666 You, you really are evil. 1076 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,708 Hey! You say that I'm bad, 1077 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:04,916 but I rid the country of bad people. 1078 01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:06,208 Yeah? 1079 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:09,208 These two didn't deserve to die 1080 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:11,791 but without them, 1081 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:13,833 my wife will have it easy. 1082 01:12:19,458 --> 01:12:21,333 Why did you hurt me? 1083 01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:24,041 -You stupid girl. -What an idiot. 1084 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,208 Hey! 1085 01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:29,916 You don't know who you're dealing with. 1086 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:57,166 Hurry! 1087 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,041 Don't run! 1088 01:13:02,291 --> 01:13:03,750 Hey! 1089 01:13:08,416 --> 01:13:09,833 Go! 1090 01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:11,333 Help! 1091 01:13:15,583 --> 01:13:17,625 Don't. He's my spy. 1092 01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:20,166 The four suspects have escaped. 1093 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,291 Follow them! 1094 01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:25,625 I always get smelly things. 1095 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,375 This way. 1096 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:33,166 Stop! 1097 01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:09,208 Very delicious. 1098 01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:24,458 Out of the way! 1099 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,083 Stop! 1100 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:36,583 Stop! 1101 01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:37,666 Hands up! 1102 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,208 Where's the flash drive? 1103 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,041 Where? Where? 1104 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:09,208 Don't worry, the patient will be okay. 1105 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,041 You can't go with the ambulance. 1106 01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:14,916 Miss Paula, calm down. 1107 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,416 It's all right, madam. 1108 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,375 -What's going on? -Where is the flash drive? 1109 01:15:19,458 --> 01:15:20,500 Give it to me now. 1110 01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:23,458 Hurry! Do you want to die? 1111 01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,416 -Die! -Don't! 1112 01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,208 Jeez! 1113 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:34,791 Why did you shoot? 1114 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:36,666 -I was just threatening them. -Fatty. 1115 01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:38,666 Fatty. 1116 01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:42,125 -Big Jim. -Why did you save me, fatty? 1117 01:15:42,666 --> 01:15:44,250 Fatty! 1118 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,958 No! 1119 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,416 Fatty! 1120 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,958 I didn't try to save you. 1121 01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:58,083 I was trying to get out of the way. 1122 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,583 Why did you block me? 1123 01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:01,958 It hurts. 1124 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,291 It hurts, Waew. 1125 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:08,375 It hurts. 1126 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,833 You got hit in the butt. 1127 01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:11,833 It hurts. 1128 01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:13,166 Waew, it hurts. 1129 01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:15,625 You just got grazed. Stop whining. 1130 01:16:15,958 --> 01:16:17,583 You'll die next time. 1131 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,833 Who has the flash drive? 1132 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,666 Give it to me now. 1133 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,250 He's the bad guy. 1134 01:16:25,333 --> 01:16:26,458 He's the bad guy. 1135 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,916 The bad guy. 1136 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,875 This is too much. 1137 01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:31,375 Fatty. 1138 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:37,833 People are panicking. Shut them up. 1139 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:41,333 Are you okay? 1140 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,291 -It hurts. -Get up. 1141 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,041 Take this! 1142 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,416 Why did you shoot my dad? 1143 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,750 -You're a little bitch. Go! -Let go! 1144 01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,250 You hag, you'll die too! 1145 01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:19,125 Don't follow me! 1146 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,750 Help Paula. Please, help Paula. 1147 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:28,625 Come here! 1148 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:32,958 Hurry! 1149 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:34,666 Go! 1150 01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:38,416 Go! 1151 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,583 Hey! 1152 01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:46,916 -Let me go! -Hurry up! 1153 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:58,583 Shit, my car got destroyed. 1154 01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:09,958 Prasert, get in the car. 1155 01:18:10,541 --> 01:18:11,500 Hurry up. 1156 01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,875 Get up. 1157 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:21,583 OUI RESTAURANT 1158 01:18:21,791 --> 01:18:22,958 -Waew! -Waew! 1159 01:18:23,583 --> 01:18:24,916 Big Jim! 1160 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:29,791 Waew! 1161 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,791 I think we'll have to go abroad for a while, Kwan. 1162 01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,250 I'm staying here. 1163 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,833 What do you mean? 1164 01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:53,333 I need to prepare a funeral 1165 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,791 since my husband died in the line of duty. 1166 01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:06,291 At first, I thought you would be able to take care of Sopon 1167 01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:09,791 and we would be happy together. 1168 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:13,416 But you did this! 1169 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,416 Don't you like nice girls? 1170 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:18,333 Is that why you messed around with a lowlife like her? 1171 01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:23,041 Women love hard and hate hard. 1172 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:27,208 And you. 1173 01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:29,541 You're so meddlesome. 1174 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:30,833 You old hag. 1175 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,500 You heartless, menopausal bitch. 1176 01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:34,000 You killed your husband. 1177 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:37,083 You've got a mouth on you. 1178 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:39,916 Let me tell you something. 1179 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:41,625 I'm... 1180 01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:43,500 a man. 1181 01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:51,583 Hey! 1182 01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:52,583 Get back! 1183 01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:58,625 Hey. 1184 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:01,333 -Hey. -What? 1185 01:20:02,916 --> 01:20:04,916 Hey, what did you shoot me for? 1186 01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:32,375 Why did you fuck my husband? 1187 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:39,791 Hey! 1188 01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:00,458 You bitch. 1189 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:05,083 Bitch! 1190 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:18,875 Miss Paula. 1191 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:29,125 Waew, I'm here! 1192 01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:30,583 Fatty! 1193 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,708 -Waew! -Fatty, hurry! 1194 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:37,833 Miss Paula, hold on to me tight. 1195 01:21:38,166 --> 01:21:39,666 No, I'm scared. 1196 01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:42,583 Trust me. I've been doing this since I was a girl. 1197 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,416 Waew, just jump, I got you! 1198 01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:47,208 Waew! 1199 01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:48,291 Waew! 1200 01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:49,750 Come here! 1201 01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,791 Jump! I'll catch you! 1202 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:58,166 One, two, three! 1203 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:16,541 Hurry, call an ambulance. 1204 01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:17,875 Quickly. There's been an accident. 1205 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,625 -I'm so glad. -Miss Paula. 1206 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:21,458 Waew! 1207 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:24,416 Hey! 1208 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:25,750 -Hey! -What? 1209 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:29,375 You're dead! 1210 01:22:58,291 --> 01:23:02,625 Mom, our tale is even more exciting than the movies. 1211 01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:06,208 From being used and almost not making it out alive, 1212 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:08,333 everything turned out well. 1213 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:13,083 Madam was so grateful to us for saving Miss Paula's life, 1214 01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:17,583 so she opened a maid training school and let us run it 1215 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:22,333 to elevate it to the ISO standard or something. 1216 01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:23,916 Cat, please explain. 1217 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,791 We teach how to pronounce English words correctly. 1218 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,083 -Madam. -Ma Dumb. 1219 01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:29,041 -Ma Dumb. -Ma Dumb. 1220 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,458 -Breakfast. -Breakfadsa. 1221 01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:32,250 -Breakfadsa. -Breakfadsa. 1222 01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:33,708 -Download. -Dowlode. 1223 01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:35,541 -Secret. -Top chickret. 1224 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:36,916 -Top chickret. -Top chickret. 1225 01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:40,666 -Takra. -Bucket. 1226 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:41,916 -Kalamung. -Bowl. 1227 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,666 -Tee kud suam. -Brush. 1228 01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:45,916 -Mai kwad. -Broom. 1229 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,625 -Tee dood suam. -Dood suam. 1230 01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:51,208 We teach how to effectively kick the gentlemen in the balls. 1231 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:52,625 One... 1232 01:23:53,416 --> 01:23:55,416 Three, go! 1233 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,666 One. 1234 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:03,958 We teach the proper way to use elevators. 1235 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:08,166 Remember, you have to be the first to get inside like this. 1236 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:09,125 Try it. 1237 01:24:10,666 --> 01:24:11,875 Ready? 1238 01:24:18,916 --> 01:24:20,083 How was it? 1239 01:24:20,166 --> 01:24:21,166 Did it hurt? 1240 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,291 I've been there before. 1241 01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,833 Just like that. 1242 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:26,875 And most importantly, 1243 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:31,208 we teach them how to extract secrets to get money from the gentlemen. 1244 01:24:31,291 --> 01:24:33,041 What's this? 1245 01:24:33,125 --> 01:24:34,583 -A girl's number. -A girl's number. 1246 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:36,666 A girl's number, how much? 1247 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:39,083 -It's 1,500 baht. -It's 1,500 baht. 1248 01:24:39,166 --> 01:24:40,083 That's right. 1249 01:24:40,416 --> 01:24:41,625 And this, 1250 01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:44,000 a pair of panties, how much? 1251 01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:46,791 -It's 1,900 baht. -It's 1,900 baht. 1252 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:49,791 Yuck, it's used. 1253 01:24:49,875 --> 01:24:51,458 You can get 100 more for that. 1254 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,791 But if you find money... 1255 01:24:57,666 --> 01:24:58,750 keep it! 1256 01:24:58,833 --> 01:24:59,750 Next month, 1257 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,916 I'll send you the last bit of money so you can get our rice field back. 1258 01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:05,125 I miss you and Dad very much. 1259 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:07,125 P.S. 1260 01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:08,958 Don't worry about Jim. 1261 01:25:09,041 --> 01:25:13,125 She still gets to work out her tongue with Black Jim every day. 1262 01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:15,458 Fatty, will you hurry up? 1263 01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:19,375 Oh, I couldn't possibly walk faster because it's so dark in here. 1264 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,208 How can it not be dark? 1265 01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,750 You're blocking the light in this whole room. 1266 01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:27,875 Wow, Black Jim, 1267 01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:29,958 when you talk, can you open your mouth wider? 1268 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:31,375 I can't see your teeth. 1269 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,208 I thought I was speaking to air. 1270 01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:37,041 I show my teeth all the time, 1271 01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:41,375 but you'll never be able to see them since your fat is in the way. 1272 01:25:41,541 --> 01:25:42,791 It's not fat. 1273 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:46,375 Don't you know there's an eclipse in here? 1274 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:50,250 Jeez! 1275 01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:55,041 I wonder how many eclipses it would take to swallow you up whole. 1276 01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:05,583 Anyway, guys like it black. 1277 01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:09,791 You're dead! 1278 01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:16,916 Subtitle translation by Tara Jittalan