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这世界的男人越来越糟糕

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他们都觉得自己每一天都过得很糟

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上了一天的班实在够无聊

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下班后约好几个兄弟去找美眉抱抱

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想逃

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你都想逃

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你别害怕

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你跟着脚步一起的跳

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丢掉 全部都丢掉

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把你们的手机全部关掉

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全部丢掉

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记得别让你们的老婆她们知道

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不然会死掉

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这里的美眉实在又够风骚

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又够奇妙

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我快要疯掉

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睡觉 我们不睡觉

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我们要一起嗨到老

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快给我一个拥抱

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撒娇

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你对我撒娇

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你让我快要无可救药

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这就是我老婆

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以前她是很漂亮的

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可是结婚20年后

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她的很多坏习惯都纷纷现形了

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尽管如此我还是很爱她

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夫妻间一定要互相容忍才会长久

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就这样 我跟她
已经有三年零八个月没有亲热

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这种事说也不是

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不说也不是

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痛苦只有自己知道

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不像我的干弟弟

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杰奇一样 他可爽了

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我就不一样

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我是单身贵族 生活快活多了

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我告诉自己做人不必求神拜佛

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只要经常做些好事就心安理得了

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所以我最喜欢帮助人

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不管是小的还是老的

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不管是男的还是女的

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尤其是那些寂寞的女人

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在现实中 在网上

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你很难想象他们的队伍是如此的庞大

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你看我的任务有多重要

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这个就是我干哥哥的独生子

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今年18岁

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像他这个年龄最爽

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有三样东西是他们最爱的

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一就是电脑

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二就是女人

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三就是用电脑偷窥女人

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每个男人都有过这个阶段

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从不知道到知道

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从知道到惊喜

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从惊喜到上瘾

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从上瘾到肾亏

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这个过程每个男人都是大同小异的

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作为一个女人

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我一直不了解他们

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他们每天都让我快得心脏病了

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最可怜的是我必须活在他们当中

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今天考试啊

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都准备好了没有

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你最好跟我考超过90分

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早安 亲爱的宝贝

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昨天想你啊

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好的 再见

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又是新的女朋友

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你要玩到什么时候

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我的意思是说你要乱吃到什么时候

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外面的菜各式各样的

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你老是吃一样的菜

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你不会腻 我才佩服你呢

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你是说我整天煮一样的菜是吗

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吃到腻了？

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没有啦

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大嫂煮的菜 我最喜欢吃的

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我从小吃到大 都已经习惯了

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所以我才搬到你们家隔壁的公寓

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这样有来有往

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可以有空 过来陪你们吃饭嘛

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说的好听啊 陪我们吃饭

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选择来这里
是因为我们这边吃饭不用给钱

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这样都给你猜穿啊

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我们国人的观念不一样

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你要自己保重

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大哥 其实根本不算什么

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你知道吗 外国的那些夫妻啊

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吃到没有东西吃
你吃我的菜 我吃你的菜

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-大家吃来吃去
-那个叫一人一菜

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很刺激的

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老公老婆一起来

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有时连妈妈也一起来

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你吃我的我吃你的

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看大家谁的功夫好

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很好玩 非常过瘾的

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去哪里

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厕所

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跟你儿子说一下

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昨晚我又看他在电脑上

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看那种肮脏东西

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你们男人有自己的语言

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你去跟他说一下 我不知道怎么讲

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真不明白男人
为什么喜欢看这种肮脏的东西

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最火辣的美女

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我还以为你在工作

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这就是我的工作啊

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你不要带坏我的儿子啊

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南美洲某个小国

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也传出性丑闻

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据说该国家的总理

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阿马吉华迪和警察首长
发生了断背的性行为

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引起了全国的哗然

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由于两人身份特殊

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警方也不知如何介入

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也因为这起事件

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全国人民
也上了一堂宝贵的性教育课程

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揭开了口交和肛交的神秘面纱

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据说这两个词汇

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已经成为
该国年轻人最流行的口头用语

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这种新闻 小孩子最好不要听

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爸 我已经不是小孩子了

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我知道什么是肛交和口交

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你怎么知道

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学校同学都会说啊

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这些都不是好朋友

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马上跟他们口交

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我的意思是说跟他们绝交

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这些都是我的同学

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很多坏的东西我都是跟他们学的

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她就是我的梦中情人

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我暗恋她很久了

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可惜她是布莱恩的女朋友

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拿住

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你带我来这边做什么

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买内裤啦

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你喜欢穿这样的内裤啊

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送人的

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今晚是情人节 你知道吗

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送一个女朋友

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要买这么多啊

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成本很高

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谁说送一个

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三个

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我觉得你有毛病

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需求量那么大

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这不是我的错啊

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你知道吗
老天爷设计我们男人的时候呢

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故意把我们设计得很好色

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人类之所以能世世代代地繁衍下去呢

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最主要也是这个原因

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还有啊 男人的淫荡是老天爷给的嘛

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我们不可以让那个老天爷失望

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对不对 所以是老天爷的错啦

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对

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你买这么多东西

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有效吗

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大哥 今晚呢 是最好的时刻

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你要相信我

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好好把握机会

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喂 是 我就快过来了

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好的

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去找那个店员

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她认识我 可以给你折扣

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-嗯？
-好

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相信我 再见

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喂

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老板 你要买什么

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我要买…

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我要买这个

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-是买给自己用 还是给女朋友
-啊？

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是买给自己 还是买给女朋友

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还是买给老婆

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要什么尺寸

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尺寸

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尺寸

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应该跟你一样

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老婆 情人节快乐

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老夫老妻了

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还过什么情人节

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其实你不用买东西给我

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只要我需要你的时候

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你在我身边就可以了嘛

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你说你需要我

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你脑袋里面在想什么东西

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不是那个啊

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上个月学校开学

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我跟班尼去买新书重得要命

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我需要你 你在哪里

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上个礼拜啊

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我要你载我妈妈去复诊

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你又在哪里

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昨天我头痛得要命

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需要你去帮我买药

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你又在哪里

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我真的需要你的时候

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你在哪里

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老婆

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你这样说好像我不爱你

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其实是时间无法配合而已嘛

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其实我很爱你的

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要不然我会买礼物给你

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这么好啊

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那个女店员说这是今年最流行的

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穿在你身上

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一定很性感 一定很喜欢的

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遮哪里

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遮了前面后面看到

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遮了后面前面看到

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你是买东西给我穿

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还是买东西给你看

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你们这些男人就是这样

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整天口口声声说是为了我们

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还不是为了你自己

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你有需要 我也是有需要

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我需要什么你知道吗

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你没有说我怎么会知道

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我需要一只耳朵

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我需要一只

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可以清清楚楚 完完全全

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把我说的每句话都听进去的耳朵

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可以送我吗

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今天是情人节

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情人节我有放假吗

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来 做家务啊

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我全身很臭

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我去洗澡

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进来做什么

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-我要
-什么

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-来啦
-不要啦

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-来啦
-不要拉我的衣服啦

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你做…做什么啊

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发什么神经啦

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今天是情人节

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-又怎么样
-一次

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你们这些男人就是这样

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送人家东西就是有目的的

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不是啦 今天是情人节

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很浪漫 我们做完 一起睡觉

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我长得很像安眠药吗

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你不可以这样说

245
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,600
这个是做老婆的义务

246
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,600
难道你不想要吗

247
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,520
好 你不给我

248
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,080
我吃亏 我给你

249
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,440
-来
-做什么 你不要过来

250
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,680
好 你给我一个理由

251
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,400
为什么今晚要跟你做

252
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你先放手 要不然我怎么说

253
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,800
今天是情人节

254
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,480
-不算
-我是你老公

255
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不算

256
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,160
我小弟弟已经忍无可忍了

257
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,520
说什么东西 不算

258
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,880
我说什么都不算

259
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,480
我不管了 我要

260
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我告你强奸

261
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刚刚说到敕勒歌

262
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我们再复习一次好不好

263
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好

264
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看完了吗 还给我

265
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干吗

266
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给我看

267
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,480
-等一下 老师在
-不要紧

268
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,000
你们在看什么

269
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收起来

270
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,160
在看什么

271
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拿出来给我

272
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,520
拿出来给我看

273
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,560
这个是谁的

274
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不是我的

275
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不是你的是谁的

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说啊

277
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他的

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住手

279
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你们两个

280
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明天叫你们的父母来见我

281
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对不起

282
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,640
小猫 在线

283
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,760
小猫说

284
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每一天
你都会收到我的一张照片的拼图

285
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,280
杰奇说 我喜欢

286
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,360
小猫发送 拼图.jpg

287
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接受 另存为 拒绝

288
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发送中 完毕

289
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打开

290
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跟我玩

291
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放马过来

292
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,280
最好是美女

293
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,080
不要浪费我时间

294
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,920
这什么啊

295
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,200
你不敲门的

296
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,440
有敲呀 你都没有理我

297
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,800
什么事

298
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,960
你可以当我爸爸吗

299
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,960
先生 请问你要找哪一位

300
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,280
我是来找黄美诗老师的

301
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,680
-黄老师 来这边请
-好

302
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,200
这里请进

303
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,200
-谢谢
-好 不客气

304
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,160
陈先生 你好

305
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,280
我是班尼的导师

306
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,720
我叫黄美诗

307
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,880
你好 我是班尼的爸爸

308
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,040
请坐

309
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,040
怎么样

310
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,640
太年轻是吗

311
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,400
平时有保养嘛

312
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,520
好多人说我跟班尼像两兄弟

313
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,680
还不相信

314
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,200
我给你看我的身份证

315
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,840
不用 没关系

316
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,520
其实这次请你来

317
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,320
是想跟你沟通一下

318
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,800
班尼他在家

319
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,160
是不是有什么家庭问题

320
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,600
他上课的时候

321
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,960
很不专心

322
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,040
爱胡思乱想

323
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,440
又爱做白日梦

324
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,920
班尼在学校有问题

325
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,400
是你们的问题

326
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,840
如果在家有问题 那就是我的问题

327
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,280
可是他上课的时候

328
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,520
用手机看色情短片

329
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,440
也是一样啊

330
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,840
在学校看 就是你们学校的问题

331
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,520
如果在家看 那就是我的问题

332
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,720
请问你真的是班尼的爸爸吗

333
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,440
难到我像他妈妈吗

334
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,760
跟你开玩笑

335
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,360
其实班尼的问题呢

336
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,160
我早已经知道了 放心

337
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,480
我会回家好好地教训他

338
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,440
我这里有一本书

339
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,880
我觉得你可以通过它

340
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,720
灌输班尼正确的想法

341
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,760
《性与年轻人》

342
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,880
谢谢

343
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
其实现在做父母啊

344
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,840
真的很难 放心

345
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,040
我会看完这本书

346
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,800
拿回去灌输班尼正确的想法

347
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,000
对了

348
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,280
你可以给我你的手机号码吗

349
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,960
以后如果班尼有什么事情的话

350
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,320
我们可以直接

351
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,560
直接地联系

352
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,200
比较方便

353
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,880
可以啊 没问题

354
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,000
来 这边坐

355
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,240
一眨眼 我们都老了

356
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,000
我还是喜欢以前读书的时候

357
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,880
没有这样多烦恼

358
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,600
就是啊 可是你不一样

359
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,040
你年龄跟我们差不多

360
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,400
可是你不会老

361
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,560
-吃仙丹啊
-会吗

362
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,280
不是吃仙丹

363
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,640
是因为常常有做

364
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,440
很多滋润

365
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,200
你看她脸上一点皱纹都没有

366
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,040
这样也给你看出来

367
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,400
可是这真的是有根据

368
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,480
你看那个玛丽就是因为很活跃

369
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,280
所以48岁还生第五胎

370
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,840
可是她的脸真的很滑 滑得很

371
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,760
苍蝇停在她脸上

372
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,240
也会滑下来跌断腿

373
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,000
神经啊你

374
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080
还不是啊

375
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,400
人家有钱的嘛

376
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,040
每天吃饱没事做

377
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,680
就去找医生 装修 喷漆 大翻新

378
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,040
不像我啊

379
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,400
家里又没有钱

380
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,360
又有很多事情要担心

381
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,680
那种事情我哪里有心情

382
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,040
我跟你一样

383
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120
我的心情不好

384
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,840
感觉不好 我的引擎就无法开动

385
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,080
我老公生气

386
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,960
他怪我 说我不要给他

387
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,800
他们从来没有为我们想

388
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,400
动不动就把我们当成鸡

389
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,080
他们把我们当鸡 我们就“立断”

390
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,520
当“鸡”立断

391
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,640
这成语你没有听过吗

392
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,920
当“鸡”立断就是这样来的嘛

393
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,720
乱说

394
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,200
我乱说你们也听得津津有味

395
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,400
我跟你们说 我听说

396
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,840
男人一生当中

397
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,640
只有五千次

398
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,560
还要分给鸡啊鸭啊鹅啊

399
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,840
分到我们做老婆这边

400
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,280
哪里还有剩

401
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,840
这样多人要抢

402
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,720
-五千次哪里够
-对啊

403
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,440
还有我听说

404
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,800
用完五千次之后

405
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,720
不管你用什么最好的办法
吞最好的药

406
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,520
就算吃完全世界什么仙丹妙药

407
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,960
也没有办法

408
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640
是吗

409
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,560
这是真的

410
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,480
你在做什么

411
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,240
我在研究你们男人
为什么喜欢看这种东西

412
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,600
我今天做家务 真的很累

413
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,520
你来帮我按摩一下

414
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,360
上面一点

415
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,680
上面一点

416
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,720
我知道了

417
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,160
你一定做错什么事情

418
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,520
怕我知道

419
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,800
内疚

420
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,960
所以才送我这个安慰奖

421
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,200
对不对

422
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,120
你到底想怎么样

423
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,840
我才要问你

424
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,640
你到底想怎么样

425
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,440
忽然间对我这样好

426
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,440
你们这些贱男人就是这样

427
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,160
人家不要的时候你就死缠烂打

428
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,720
现在要了 你又疑神疑鬼

429
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,640
你到底是要还是不要

430
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,640
当然要啦

431
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,800
我去厕所一下

432
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,480
搞什么呀

433
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,840
等一下

434
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,880
好了

435
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,520
下雨我去收衣服

436
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,320
你

437
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,560
我听人家说你们男人

438
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,560
一辈子只有五千次

439
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,000
你是不是已经用完了

440
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,760
没有剩了

441
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,680
五千次

442
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,280
那我不是从三岁就开始用了

443
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,360
小便算不算

444
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,080
咖啡

445
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,480
-等一下
-咖啡

446
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,240
-你有没有搞错
-对不起

447
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,000
对不起

448
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,720
没事

449
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,320
-没关系
-对不起 老板对不起啊

450
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,200
你有没有搞错

451
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,960
把汤淋到人家全身都是

452
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,800
-对不起
-老板 小事

453
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,440
快去收拾

454
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,120
对不起 老板 坐

455
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,360
老板 要吃什么

456
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,480
你这边有什么东西吃

457
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,080
这边什么都有

458
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,360
但是最出名的是补汤

459
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,560
补汤 什么补汤

460
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,360
补汤是用牛睾丸熬的

461
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,600
还有很贵的药材炖出来的

462
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,720
很厉害的

463
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280
-真的吗
-真的

464
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,520
可以打锣鼓 掀桌子

465
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,840
要试试看吗

466
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,960
一碗

467
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,320
牛睾丸汤一碗

468
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,760
大叔叫的

469
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,360
快一点

470
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,600
班尼爸爸

471
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,560
陈先生

472
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,880
怎么样 更年轻了吧

473
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,800
请坐

474
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,680
你说你有急事想要告诉我

475
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,720
其实有一件事

476
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,960
一直闷在我心里

477
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,480
我觉得很内疚

478
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,000
自从第一次见到黄老师

479
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,480
我就知道你是一个很尽责的老师

480
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,000
所以我不想骗你

481
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,480
其实我不是班尼的爸爸

482
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,120
你不是班尼的爸爸

483
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,600
你千万别怪他

484
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,760
班尼他真的是很惨的

485
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,560
他爸爸妈妈是疯子

486
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,080
如果让他们知道要见家长的话

487
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,040
班尼就死定了

488
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,520
怎么会这样

489
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,720
我就是同情他

490
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
所以我才冒充他爸爸

491
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,000
老师希望你能明白我的苦衷

492
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,640
不过那你是

493
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,720
其实我是班尼的干叔叔

494
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,800
我叫杰奇

495
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,240
只要我们一起努力

496
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,920
一定 一定能帮到班尼

497
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,000
以后班尼在学校有什么事的话

498
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,440
就直接打电话给我

499
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,640
你就当他爸爸妈妈已经死了

500
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,920
班尼 我

501
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,720
我 班尼

502
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,400
是一体的

503
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,840
幸好班尼有像你这样的干叔叔

504
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,360
你还有我的手机号码吗

505
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,000
有啊

506
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,320
那我们保持联络

507
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,360
好

508
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,520
对不起 我赶时间

509
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
怎么样了

510
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,760
大哥 那边不行
是有分暂时性和永久性的

511
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,200
你不可以这样快判它死刑嘛

512
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,920
我知道 每次跟大嫂

513
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,560
就是不行

514
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,040
跟同一个女人是不准的

515
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,760
好啦 我带你去做一个检验

516
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120
医院啊

517
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,480
按摩店

518
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,880
找两个专业的来做个检验

519
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,000
不要

520
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,440
万一验了不可以

521
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,920
那些女人嘴巴很大 到处说

522
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,320
全世界的人都知道

523
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,760
我不是很丢脸

524
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840
你什么都不敢

525
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,280
人生还有什么乐趣

526
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,920
我听说还有其它的药物可以医

527
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,960
-要看医生的
-看医生

528
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,240
我不要

529
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,040
等一下那个医生嘴巴很大

530
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,160
到处说 全世界的人都知道

531
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,480
我不是更丢脸

532
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,920
还有吗

533
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,440
喂

534
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,320
很美

535
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,480
是谁

536
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,800
黄老师

537
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,560
你啊 连老师都不放过

538
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,280
告诉你 我还是有药医

539
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,720
你啊 我非常确定没有药医

540
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,160
我怎么没有药医

541
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,920
这就是我的药 该怎么办

542
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,360
走啊 我赶时间

543
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,880
-走
-不要不救人家

544
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,560
-走
-不要见死不救

545
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,560
请问你这里有没有…

546
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,400
要擦的涂的吞的喝的还是要看医生

547
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,320
我老公

548
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,920
他…

549
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,000
三碗水煮成一碗

550
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,040
如果怕苦 煮的时候可以加一点冰糖

551
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,760
你怎么知道我要买什么药

552
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,360
来这里的太太

553
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,200
十个有九个都是买这种药的

554
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,160
十个有九个说话表情跟你一样的

555
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,320
不要不好意思啦

556
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,040
一个疗程三包

557
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,840
包你老公 吃了硬汉一条

558
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,280
-硬汉一条
-还金枪不倒

559
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,080
变成不倒翁

560
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,720
要几包

561
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,120
给我三个疗程九包

562
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,360
九包

563
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,280
给我15包

564
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,360
15包

565
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,640
等一下

566
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,480
不要这样看着我

567
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,600
我怎么说也是个女人

568
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,640
太阳下山明早依旧爬上来

569
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,280
花儿谢了明年还是一样地开

570
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,840
美丽小鸟飞去无影踪

571
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,280
我的青春小鸟一去不回来

572
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,920
-啦啦
-啦啦

573
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,480
我的青春小鸟一去不回来

574
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,880
好啦 我们今天练习到这里

575
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,480
-明天见
-谢谢老师

576
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,120
你没事吧

577
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,080
布莱恩和我分手了

578
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,600
真的啊

579
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,720
为什么会这样

580
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,480
他有了新女朋友

581
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,000
就跟我分手

582
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,200
这样的男生

583
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,600
不要也罢

584
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,800
我想回家

585
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,440
你可以陪我吗

586
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,240
-我啊
-嗯

587
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,280
我家到了

588
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,800
到了？

589
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,840
这么快

590
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,720
谢谢你陪我

591
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,520
你人真好

592
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,320
干吗

593
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,120
你没有被女生亲过吗

594
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,800
没有啊

595
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,760
你已经是第三个了

596
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,240
第三个

597
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,000
前面两个是谁

598
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,120
也是两个女人

599
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,560
谁啦

600
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,920
是我妈妈和我奶奶

601
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,240
你真可爱

602
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,280
好了 明天见

603
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,960
怎么样了

604
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,120
什么怎么样

605
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,320
我的老二啦

606
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,400
老二是你的 我还能帮你怎么样

607
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,000
你可以帮我起死回生吗

608
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,920
我送你四个字

609
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,960
节哀顺变

610
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,680
我也送你四个字

611
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,360
你去死吧

612
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,320
我赶时间

613
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,280
呐

614
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,200
特地为你熬的

615
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,040
熬了一整天了 赶快喝掉它

616
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,160
这什么

617
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,160
总之对你有好处 一口喝掉它

618
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,080
不要啦 我不要喝这种凉茶

619
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,560
不是凉茶啦

620
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,160
不要

621
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,920
我不要喝这种乱七八糟的药

622
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,480
你喝了这个东西之后你就

623
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,160
硬汉一条 变成不倒翁

624
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,840
你看这个人弄了这么久还弄不起来

625
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,440
这样子我怎么出去啊

626
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,200
不要抱怨啦

627
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,280
这个东西老了是这样的嘛

628
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,680
我慢慢弄它 它会起来的

629
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,840
看什么

630
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,080
没听过印度人讲国语啊

631
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,560
很多人吃这个药都有效的

632
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,360
为什么你吃了没有效

633
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,280
也不知道你以前玩得多疯

634
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,680
我的青春小鸟一去不回来

635
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,080
我的青春小鸟一去不回来

636
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:53,640
我的青春小鸟一去不回来

637
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,040
你一定要唱这种“鸟”歌吗

638
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,880
你没有别的歌可以唱吗

639
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,560
看什么 睡觉

640
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,760
黄老师

641
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,880
早安

642
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,280
你怎么会在这里

643
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,080
我刚好经过这边嘛

644
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,480
哦 对了

645
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800
这本书要还你很久了

646
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,840
我看完了 真的获益良多

647
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,120
谢谢

648
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,920
真的吗 好啊

649
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,640
-对了 你要去哪里
-我要去上课啊

650
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,920
真巧 我刚好要去那边

651
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,400
-我载你去啊
-谢谢你的好意

652
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,640
我找不到上你车的理由

653
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,000
谢谢老天爷 谢谢

654
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,720
现在不是我要你上车

655
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,160
是老天爷要啊 走吧

656
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,040
不要淋雨啊

657
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,520
小心 小心看路

658
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,240
来帮帮忙 帮我扶着这个孕妇

659
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,640
小心

660
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,280
小心看路

661
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,560
小心

662
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,880
小心 来

663
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,080
你找不到上我车的理由对不对

664
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,800
那我先走了 再见

665
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,400
你怎么这样

666
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,960
还不上车

667
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,960
这份文件明天我要的

668
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,440
顺便倒一杯茶给我

669
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,280
阿成

670
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,880
你们怎么会来这里的

671
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,600
你老婆叫我帮你买药

672
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,800
我们路过这里就顺便拿给你

673
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,280
这是什么东西

674
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,680
你真的要我们在这边说吗

675
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,760
好东西啦

676
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,600
我们赶时间先走了

677
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,080
再见

678
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,680
看什么 我是你老婆 不认识了

679
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,640
以前你是樱桃小嘴

680
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,720
现在为什么变成大嘴巴

681
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,560
发神经啊你

682
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,120
我在做面膜 不要跟你吵

683
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,840
你在做面膜

684
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,880
我需要的是面具

685
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,080
说什么东西

686
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,120
为什么你把我…

687
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,240
把我不行的事告诉你全部的朋友

688
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,360
我…我只是想帮你的嘛

689
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,080
帮我

690
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,360
你在帮我丢脸啊

691
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,160
你知道吗 为什么我不行

692
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,640
是跟你有关系的

693
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,920
-跟我有关系
-你不相信

694
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,720
我马上去叫鸡给你看

695
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,840
看我行不行

696
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,840
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

697
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,000
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

698
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,880
你敢叫鸡我就去叫鸭

699
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,400
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

700
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,440
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

701
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,360
我不行就是因为你是木头

702
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,880
我是木头

703
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,960
你不行 你就说我是木头

704
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,880
我马上证明给看

705
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,640
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

706
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,360
-你敢
-为什么我不敢

707
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,280
-我先走了
-好的 再见

708
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,720
-珍妮佛
-班尼 我正想找你

709
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,280
-找我
-你会修理电脑吗

710
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,840
会啊 那是我的专长

711
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920
那好 下个礼拜六下午

712
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,800
你可以来我家修理电脑吗

713
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,040
去你家 好啊

714
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,560
-说好了
-好

715
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,720
好的 再见

716
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,040
好耶

717
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,160
-哈罗
-对不起我又迟到了

718
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,240
请坐 你没有迟到啊

719
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,600
是我早到而已

720
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,280
不过可以等你这样的美女

721
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,400
是我的荣幸

722
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,960
这些话你还是留给其他女人吧

723
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,200
你说你有重要的事要找我商量

724
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,800
是不是班尼又出事了

725
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,000
我们之间只能谈班尼的事吗

726
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,840
我们之间还有其他事可以谈吗

727
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,360
今天是我的生日

728
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,640
全世界的人我都没有请

729
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,880
只有请你一个

730
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,480
你开玩笑的对不对

731
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,680
不相信我啊

732
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,840
好

733
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,280
祝我生日快乐

734
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,720
祝我生日快乐

735
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,040
-祝杰奇生日快乐
-生日快乐

736
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,960
-祝我生日快乐
-祝你生日快乐

737
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,200
我要许个愿

738
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,480
我的愿望是

739
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,800
在我前面的人

740
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,000
可以给我一个生日吻

741
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,480
你不要得寸进尺

742
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,600
那我吃亏一点

743
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,360
我给她一个生日吻

744
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,160
你那个死人老公根本就不是男人

745
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,560
说你像什么 木头啊

746
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,680
叫他吃屎

747
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,360
对啊 你放心

748
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,840
今天晚上我们一定帮你出这口气的

749
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,720
其实啊 男人都是好胜好色好呆

750
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,080
他们不知道他们会做的事情

751
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,240
我们女人可以比他们疯狂十倍

752
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,880
不好意思 让你们久等了

753
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,280
这些是我们这里最红的

754
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,520
让我先选

755
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,720
快点啦

756
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,840
这个…这个像我的初恋情人

757
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,120
我的天啊 过来这边

758
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,520
-真的假的
-来

759
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,400
到我了

760
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,480
我喜欢那个 他身上有刺青

761
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,200
来

762
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,840
你很像刘德华

763
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,080
你过来这里 来

764
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,160
很黑

765
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,840
-你选了吗
-快点选啊

766
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,680
快点 我不需要啦

767
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,080
我看看而已 你们玩啦

768
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,600
-不用管我的
-什么不管你

769
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,520
-来就是要享乐嘛 你不选我帮你选
-一起玩嘛

770
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,160
对啊 什么看看

771
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,760
好 就是你

772
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,800
你过来这边

773
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,600
请多指教

774
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,760
你可以叫我小韩

775
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,560
夫人 很漂亮

776
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,280
夫人 很美丽

777
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,080
夫人 喝酒

778
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,480
夫人 手举起来

779
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,800
比 和平手势

780
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,200
夫人 抽烟

781
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,760
抽烟 夫人

782
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:56,000
夫人 小心

783
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,760
夫人 看我 夫人

784
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,040
是不是从来没有一个男人

785
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,240
对你这么好过 夫人

786
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,080
夫人 今天是你这一辈子

787
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,200
最难忘的一天 夫人

788
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,040
喝酒 夫人

789
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,840
来干杯

790
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,320
你喝这么大杯啊

791
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,360
不是 是你的 夫人

792
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,080
-我…
-开玩笑的 你看不出来啊 夫人

793
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,440
干杯

794
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,280
再喝 夫人

795
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,360
干杯

796
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,320
我很开心

797
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,600
对啊要开心

798
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,200
夫人 加油

799
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,480
夫人 再加油

800
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
夫人

801
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,080
夫人 舒服吗

802
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,880
阿成 舒服

803
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,840
我叫小韩啊 夫人

804
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,400
可怜的女人啊

805
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,680
一定是苦闷很久了

806
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,000
从来没有男人这么好好对待你

807
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,480
对不对

808
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,880
放心

809
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,880
今天我就会把男人所有的魅力

810
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,200
还有温柔

811
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,360
统统给你

812
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,640
来 最难忘的时刻要开始了

813
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,600
有胡子的

814
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,040
早上剃了还有吗

815
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,280
你不要剃

816
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,840
越剃越粗

817
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,040
已经三次了

818
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,040
不要怪我偷工减料

819
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,840
走捷径

820
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,640
快快做快快回

821
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,640
都什么时候了

822
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,240
还有人穿那么大条的内裤

823
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,400
你干什么

824
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,640
脱你的内裤

825
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,680
你脱我的内裤干什么

826
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,240
做那种事情一定要脱内裤的嘛

827
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,520
你非礼我

828
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,800
不 我是服务你 夫人

829
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,280
-夫人
-你脱我的内裤

830
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,000
还说要服务我

831
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,280
我告你非礼

832
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,080
告你企图强奸

833
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,480
夫人

834
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,680
内裤还我

835
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,960
给钱 500块

836
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,040
我给你摸给你脱

837
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,720
还要给你500块

838
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,240
好 250

839
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,520
你不如去抢

840
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,960
50

841
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,040
夫人

842
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,560
你至少也应该给我车费嘛 对不对

843
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,120
你总不能叫我自己一个人走路回家嘛

844
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,480
对不对 好的 你不要哭

845
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,600
你赢了 我输了 我倒霉

846
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,160
我当作是义工服务

847
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,440
好吗 夫人 你赚到了

848
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,000
再见

849
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,080
再见

850
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,760
喂

851
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,520
喂 找谁啊

852
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,640
我找班尼

853
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,160
你在做什么

854
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,040
在想你啊

855
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,640
油嘴滑舌

856
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,680
对了 明天我已经安排好了

857
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,480
我要带你去一个很浪漫的地方

858
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,760
吃烛光晚餐

859
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,040
真的吗

860
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,760
你下班之后我来接你

861
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,000
不要啦 学校很多同学看着

862
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,200
现在的学生都开始谈恋爱了

863
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,560
-你身为老师你怕什么
-我不要

864
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,960
你给我地址我自己过去

865
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,000
不好意思 我老板打来了

866
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,000
就这样了 亲我一下

867
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,280
不要

868
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,920
那我亲你

869
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,640
-再见
-再见

870
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,600
小猫 在线上了

871
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,080
太好了 宝贝

872
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,480
小猫 在线

873
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,840
小猫说 你准备好了吗

874
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,880
杰奇说 好了

875
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,120
小猫 发送

876
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,240
接受 另存为 拒绝

877
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,600
发送中

878
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,960
完毕

879
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,480
打开

880
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,880
漂亮

881
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,600
宝贝 真的太漂亮了

882
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,920
你去哪里了 都几点了

883
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,280
我去哪里关你什么事

884
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,440
你要跟我吵啊

885
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,120
是又怎样

886
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,840
我只是问你 你去哪里

887
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,080
几点了

888
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,280
为什么不打一通电话回来

889
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,360
我去叫鸭

890
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,480
证明给你看我不是木头

891
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,680
你是我的老婆

892
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,640
洗衣 煮饭 看孩子

893
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,880
把这个家庭照顾好

894
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,280
你要做什么我都不管

895
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,440
刚才你说什么

896
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,800
你去叫鸭

897
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,280
你真的去叫鸭

898
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,640
你真的去叫鸭

899
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,120
你不要对我大吼大叫嘛

900
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,840
我现在肚子饿啊

901
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,240
还听到我的老婆去叫鸭

902
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,720
-你还叫我小声
-你肚子饿

903
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,520
你有手有脚不会去煮啊

904
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,160
你又不是残废

905
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,920
你是我的老婆啊

906
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,920
洗衣 煮饭 看孩子

907
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,480
照顾老公是你的责任啊

908
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,040
-请你搞清楚你的身份
-我在你眼里

909
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,560
就是一个洗衣煮饭看孩子

910
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,760
照顾老公的黄脸婆

911
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,480
我跟我的朋友出去玩一下都不可以吗

912
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,160
就是因为我不行

913
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,280
你才去找男人

914
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,720
你这个淫妇

915
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,120
你可不可以不要每一件事情

916
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,840
都想到那边去吗

917
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,120
我不知道你爱不爱我

918
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,840
我不知道

919
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,680
我不爱你？

920
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,520
我不爱你我还帮你你买药帮你煮药

921
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,200
这么多年我为你做这么多事情

922
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,600
你什么都不记得

923
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,360
就是因为我没有跟你做爱

924
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,400
就觉得我不爱你

925
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:27,040
难道没有性就没有爱吗

926
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,200
快点

927
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,800
你在干什么

928
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,840
又打破

929
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,360
你一天要打破几个碗

930
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,720
我的碗很贵的啊

931
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,880
才说几句 你就一副谁死了一样

932
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,440
我还没有死啊

933
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,560
我看我是没有本事请你

934
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,040
明天起你不用来了

935
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,760
不用来了

936
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,040
不要哭

937
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,480
此处不留爷自有留爷处

938
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,560
对了 你还没有告诉我你住哪里

939
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,640
我不想回家

940
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,640
回家会很烦的

941
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,960
那你要去哪里

942
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,200
我突然间很想去唱歌

943
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,280
你可以陪我吗

944
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,200
昨天晚上我们是不是

945
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,960
亲爱的 你昨天很厉害

946
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,880
你把我弄到死去活来

947
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,600
真的吗

948
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,680
这种事骗你干什么

949
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,520
可是我…

950
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,360
我就是喜欢你这种成熟的男人啊

951
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,480
你喜欢我这种成熟的男人啊

952
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,360
可是我是老男人

953
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,200
无所谓啊

954
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,120
只要我们真心相爱就好了

955
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,240
你…你爸爸几岁

956
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,440
48岁

957
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,080
我比你爸爸还要老

958
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,960
你不是想要用这种借口来甩掉我吧

959
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,280
你跟我上床之后

960
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,080
才来跟我说这种话

961
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,520
我有老婆的

962
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,560
我知道你有老婆啊

963
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,480
可是我不是那种
破坏人家家庭的女人啊

964
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,040
我只是希望

965
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,160
有个男人能够真心的爱我

966
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,360
就这样啊

967
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,880
还有就是

968
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,280
每个月能够给我零用钱

969
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,440
多少

970
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,160
-250
-2500啦

971
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,360
-印尼盾啊
-美金

972
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,600
终于进入主题了

973
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,800
这200块是给你的

974
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,000
50块你搭计程车回家

975
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,960
你当我是鸡啊

976
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,480
臭男人

977
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,080
有钱不要

978
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,040
以为我老

979
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,560
脑袋就坏了

980
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,880
我的头脑还是新的

981
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,840
都还没用到啊

982
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,680
进来吧

983
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,680
麻烦你帮我检查一下我的电脑

984
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,840
不知道为什么一开就宕机了

985
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,000
我很赶

986
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,720
明天要交作业

987
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:49,840
好的

988
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,640
我帮你倒水

989
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,880
好 谢谢

990
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,600
请喝水

991
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,800
-修好了
-修好了？

992
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,000
修好了

993
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,960
天啊 我花了很多时间修这个电脑啊

994
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,160
这么快就修好了啊

995
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,160
班尼你好厉害

996
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,880
你是我的英雄

997
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,440
谢谢你啊

998
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,680
我想我该回去了

999
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,160
这么快啊

1000
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,720
坐一下嘛

1001
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,920
我们聊聊天

1002
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,760
近一点

1003
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,600
再近一点

1004
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,520
我又不会咬你

1005
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,040
来啦

1006
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,880
你好厉害

1007
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,640
你的电脑知识从哪里学的

1008
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:13,160
其实我是从书本上
和互联网的资料学 的

1009
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,960
我就没有那么聪明了

1010
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,080
只会跳舞

1011
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,320
你会跳吗

1012
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,800
我…

1013
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,480
跳舞

1014
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,520
来啦一起跳

1015
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,880
-跳啊
-在跳

1016
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,920
动作大一点

1017
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,920
跳 快点跳啊

1018
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,200
你看你跳得满头大汗的

1019
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,200
来 我们跟着节奏跳

1020
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,760
把我们的衣服脱掉

1021
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,200
你不要这样看人家嘛

1022
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,440
我会害羞的

1023
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,800
对不起

1024
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,880
我还以为你是个好人

1025
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,360
原来你是个小色狼

1026
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,040
我要把你的眼睛蒙上

1027
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,480
继续跳啊

1028
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,160
来 快跟着节奏

1029
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,520
脱掉我们的衣服

1030
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,200
脱啊 快点脱啊

1031
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,520
脱啊

1032
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,640
我已经脱光了

1033
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,080
你也要脱光光

1034
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,280
快点脱 快点

1035
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,720
对

1036
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,840
脱啊 快点脱

1037
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,760
脱啦 跳多一点

1038
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,320
疯狂一点

1039
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,200
班尼

1040
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,520
没想到你那么会跳舞啊

1041
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,400
因为你

1042
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,280
我被学校记大过

1043
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,760
被我爸爸打

1044
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,160
这次当作一个教训

1045
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,320
教训你以后不能出卖朋友

1046
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,520
若想要回照片

1047
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,600
就请和我的大姐大谈 雪莲

1048
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,240
在那边

1049
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,840
不要这样紧张好不好

1050
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,880
等一下你什么都不要说

1051
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,520
让我来处理就好了

1052
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,400
你就是那个…

1053
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,520
说台语可以吗

1054
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,960
我台语不标准

1055
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,480
还是说国语吧

1056
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,840
你就是勒索我大哥的人

1057
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,880
话不要说得那么难听

1058
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,440
什么勒索

1059
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,160
你大哥和我小妹一夜风流

1060
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,520
你大哥是有妇之夫

1061
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,680
我来跟你拿一点遮羞费

1062
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,280
也不算过分

1063
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,960
如果我们一不小心在外面说漏了嘴

1064
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,160
那就不好了

1065
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,360
对不对

1066
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,920
威胁我们

1067
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,360
威胁 不要这么说

1068
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,640
忘了告诉你

1069
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,400
我的小妹下个月16岁生日

1070
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,000
到时早点到

1071
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,600
16岁

1072
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,600
你这干瘪四季豆 16岁

1073
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,400
你嘴巴这么臭 是不是吃了屎

1074
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,400
未成年少女

1075
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,000
有什么证据

1076
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,240
证据 干吗这么麻烦

1077
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,680
简单一点

1078
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,120
报警

1079
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,920
怎么办

1080
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,880
不要

1081
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,800
你别玩了

1082
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,840
没错 我就是在跟你玩

1083
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,600
现在我玩不起吗

1084
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,040
玩得起

1085
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,560
我的大哥和你的妹妹一夜情而已

1086
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,280
也不需要收两千五是吧

1087
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,920
说得没错

1088
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,800
两千五的确是有点过分

1089
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,360
不然这样

1090
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,320
一口价十万

1091
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,560
-十万
-十万

1092
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,280
上一次十万 你镶金的啊

1093
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,240
没钱就不要学别人出来玩未成年少女

1094
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,520
我给你三天

1095
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,400
三天十万

1096
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,520
没钱

1097
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,000
你就自己去警察局跟警察慢慢解释

1098
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,160
走

1099
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,240
“等一下你什么事都不要说”

1100
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,920
“让我来处理”

1101
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,760
每个月两千五啊

1102
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,520
变成十万

1103
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,520
你是什么狗屁专家

1104
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,840
没事的啦

1105
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,200
我还有办法

1106
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,040
你跟未成年少女上床

1107
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,320
这次你一定要帮我

1108
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,200
他们勒索我十万块

1109
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,200
如果三天之内我不给钱

1110
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,280
他们就报警

1111
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,080
我不想坐牢

1112
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,400
大嫂你一定要救救我

1113
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,560
十万块啊

1114
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,000
你还差多少

1115
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,880
我向来都没有储蓄

1116
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,040
不多

1117
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,600
九万九

1118
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,160
九万九啊

1119
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,000
你还差一千块没问题的

1120
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,360
不是 还差九万九

1121
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,120
这么多钱啊

1122
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,480
我…你去问他

1123
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,840
我不知道

1124
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,040
我当你那天去吃鸭饭

1125
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,600
我不要跟你吵

1126
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,760
现在兄弟有难

1127
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,280
我们不能见死不救

1128
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,120
你也真是的

1129
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,120
跟你说多少次了

1130
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,920
不要在外面胡搞瞎搞

1131
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,200
现在好咯

1132
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,920
出事情了

1133
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,000
我们帮你

1134
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,560
不过你要答应我们

1135
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,360
要重新做人

1136
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,880
知道吗

1137
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,640
好了 走了

1138
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,000
银行快要休息了

1139
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,760
刚才我所说的话

1140
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,240
是说给自己听

1141
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,200
你不用放在心上

1142
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,560
我怎样都想不通

1143
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:30,200
你怎么会去跟那未成年少女上床的

1144
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,720
玩有玩到那么离谱的吗

1145
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,360
那停车场暗暗的

1146
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,720
我都看不清楚她的样子

1147
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,080
停车场

1148
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,680
你刚才不是跟我说汽车旅馆的吗

1149
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,680
是汽车旅馆不是停车场

1150
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,160
你怎么会知道

1151
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,240
是他跟我说的

1152
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,720
对 我最近很烦啊

1153
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,840
什么都搞乱了

1154
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:52,960
你玩到没有东西玩

1155
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,360
去玩未成年少女

1156
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,360
现在的女孩都很早熟

1157
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,960
而且她的样子很性感

1158
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,960
我相信每个男人看到她都想上

1159
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,760
我真的不敢相信你会做出这种事

1160
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,960
你怎么会在这里

1161
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,400
我刚听见

1162
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,080
你跟未成年少女上床啊

1163
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:14,440
不是我

1164
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,840
还不是你 明明就听见

1165
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,320
不是我…

1166
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,720
-是大哥
-啊

1167
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,360
的朋友

1168
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,320
你的朋友

1169
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,520
你大哥的朋友啊

1170
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,040
是朋友为什么不老实说

1171
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,880
为什么说是他

1172
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,800
你说啊 说啊

1173
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,640
你说啊

1174
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,040
你们两个有鬼

1175
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,400
真相到底是什么 你说话啊

1176
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,840
到底是谁

1177
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,880
是他

1178
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,080
你怎么可以这样害我

1179
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,240
你有没有搞错

1180
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,760
-现在谁要钱啊
-我帮你

1181
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,120
-你反而害我
-现在谁要钱

1182
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,360
究竟是谁要钱啊

1183
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,440
是不是你

1184
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,040
他们两个在外面很危险

1185
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,800
我去救他们

1186
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,600
美诗啊 美诗

1187
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,600
你听我说好不好

1188
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,320
放开我

1189
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,800
真的不关我的事

1190
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,440
我在帮我大哥啊

1191
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,880
走这么快干什么 你有种做

1192
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,520
你就有种跟我承认

1193
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,280
你们两个是不是联合起来骗我

1194
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,720
是不是你

1195
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,840
你说啊

1196
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,160
你说

1197
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,640
好

1198
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,120
-是我
-你…我打你

1199
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,240
-气死我了
-大嫂

1200
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,320
不要打了

1201
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,120
还有你啊 你们两个

1202
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,480
老婆

1203
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,800
我真的想要帮我大哥

1204
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,000
我不想他们离婚啊

1205
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,400
不用再解释了

1206
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,200
我跟你又没有什么关系

1207
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,320
你爱做什么事

1208
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,760
爱跟谁上床

1209
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,400
都不关我的事

1210
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,000
听我说好不好

1211
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,520
自从认识你到现在

1212
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,560
我对你的感觉

1213
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,400
真的越来越强烈

1214
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:20,920
我想

1215
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,880
我应该是爱上你了

1216
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,880
刚才只是一场误会

1217
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,720
给我一次机会好不好

1218
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,920
好啊

1219
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,000
那你跟我回家吃饭

1220
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,440
我妈想见你

1221
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,280
见你妈是应该的

1222
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,280
但我最近工作真的是很忙

1223
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:47,800
你再给我一点时间

1224
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,440
美诗

1225
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:52,360
老婆

1226
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:53,840
我现在说什么都没有用

1227
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,280
都是我的错

1228
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:57,720
你说你不行

1229
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,680
我千辛万苦地去帮你买药

1230
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,840
对着我你不行

1231
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,400
对着小妹妹你就

1232
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,080
硬汉一条

1233
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,560
我在你眼里面到底是什么东西

1234
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:07,760
你干什么啦你

1235
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,160
我不要你走

1236
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,000
这个家很需要你

1237
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,240
我真的…真的爱你的

1238
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,160
你们这些男人

1239
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,280
口口声声说爱我

1240
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,440
然后又背着我跟外面的女人胡搞

1241
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,520
现在给我发现了

1242
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,800
你还有脸说你爱我

1243
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,240
我受够了

1244
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,080
行李箱呢

1245
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,760
老婆你一定要帮我

1246
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,600
要不然我会去坐牢的

1247
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,000
华侨银行

1248
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,440
班尼的脱衣舞

1249
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,000
干什么

1250
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,040
为什么会这样

1251
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,520
我被学校女同学骗

1252
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,840
她骗我跳脱衣舞

1253
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,880
然后她就放在网上

1254
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,920
现在整个学校的人都在笑我

1255
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,280
你也给女孩子骗

1256
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,640
也

1257
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,240
还有谁被骗

1258
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:55,960
我的意思是说

1259
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,640
你长这么大了

1260
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,520
也给女孩子骗

1261
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,440
爸 是不是年纪越大

1262
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,560
就越不应该给女孩子骗

1263
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,120
当然…不是

1264
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,600
我的意思是说

1265
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,960
现在女孩子很坏啊

1266
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:14,800
再聪明的男人也会被她骗

1267
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,800
爸 你在说什么

1268
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,120
听不懂

1269
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,960
总之色字头上一把刀

1270
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,040
-是她
-是她啦

1271
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,440
-是她 她是谁
-是她啦

1272
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,920
她是我的学姐张雪莲

1273
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:40,840
这张照片…

1274
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,160
什么时候拍的

1275
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,280
上个月啊

1276
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,440
在她18岁生日的时候拍的

1277
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,400
18岁生日

1278
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,000
-你确定
-我确定

1279
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,760
-你确定
-非常确定

1280
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,720
因为那天的蜡烛是我放的

1281
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,840
而且是18根

1282
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,200
没有错

1283
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,120
老婆

1284
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:04,960
老婆

1285
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,200
原来我没有跟未成年少女上床

1286
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,960
她已经18岁了

1287
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,880
我不用负法律责任了

1288
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,120
我上她是没问题的

1289
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,360
老婆其实你不用来的嘛

1290
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:23,720
我们自己解决就可以了嘛

1291
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,560
我只是想看看那个女人长什么样子

1292
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,680
她长什么样子并不重要

1293
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,160
最重要她已经18岁了

1294
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,640
大哥上了也没事

1295
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,800
对啊

1296
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,360
你可以闭嘴一下吗

1297
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,760
老婆

1298
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,840
你就是那个狐狸精啊

1299
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,800
你就是那个黄脸婆啊

1300
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,920
年纪小小就不学好

1301
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,520
这种…

1302
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,000
又老又矮又丑的男人你都要勾引

1303
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,400
你真的是没有什么水准

1304
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,320
这种又老又矮又丑的男人

1305
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,560
你都嫁给他啦

1306
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,800
你不是比我更没有水准吗

1307
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,360
-你…
-安静点

1308
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,400
如果你真的那么好 你的老公就不会

1309
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,680
上我的小妹

1310
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,840
-钱呢
-钱是吗

1311
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,160
在这里

1312
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,400
开

1313
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,400
是假的

1314
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,680
大富翁钞票

1315
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,400
玩花样是吗

1316
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,440
我跟你玩大

1317
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,840
电话

1318
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,000
我报警

1319
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:48,800
你慢慢跟警察解释 喂

1320
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,320
喂 披萨店吗

1321
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,120
打错了

1322
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,440
订什么披萨

1323
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,880
警察来了

1324
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,440
快跑啊

1325
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:03,640
快点

1326
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,520
放手啊 拜托

1327
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,920
请你听我说 拜托

1328
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,280
那天什么事情都没有发生过

1329
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,760
况且他喝醉酒 醉到像死人一样

1330
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,040
我什么都没有做

1331
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,240
我只是拍照玩玩而已啊

1332
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,040
我们真的什么事情都没有发生过

1333
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,680
放开我 大叔 你救我

1334
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,920
大叔 你救我 大叔

1335
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,440
大嫂啊 终于雨过天晴啦

1336
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,160
我跟你说

1337
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,880
我还是要跟你离婚

1338
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,120
我无法接受一个背叛我的男人

1339
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,960
不要吧

1340
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,720
我生平第一次偷吃而已

1341
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,960
况且我又吃不到

1342
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:48,560
我也认错了嘛

1343
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,280
这么简单吗

1344
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:52,120
你们男人就是这样啊

1345
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,880
只想让自己爽

1346
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:56,160
老婆 如果我真的有错

1347
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,120
你就叫老天爷来惩罚我

1348
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,720
你没事吧

1349
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,480
对不起 大叔 对不起

1350
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,280
-对不起
-很痛啊 很痛

1351
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:10,640
痛

1352
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,760
有我的心这么痛吗

1353
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:15,480
老婆不要这样啦

1354
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,000
-我们回家
-我不想再见到你

1355
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,440
如果你回家我马上就走

1356
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,520
算了 反正每天吵吵闹闹也不是办法

1357
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,880
这种事情总要做一个了结

1358
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,720
你不是很羡慕 我单身贵族的生活吗

1359
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,080
外面还有很多东西

1360
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:37,880
你没有试过的

1361
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,840
不痛了啊

1362
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:41,800
不痛了

1363
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:52,360
就是他

1364
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,680
是他 没错就是他

1365
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,800
布莱恩你太厉害啦

1366
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,000
你跟珍妮佛

1367
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,240
拿来 不要看了

1368
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,280
给我看

1369
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:37,760
-给我看
-我现在…

1370
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:39,840
还我 不要抢啦

1371
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,480
-我说不要看了 不要抢了
-给我

1372
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,640
够了 不要

1373
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,040
里面的东西不可以给老师看到的

1374
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,320
快找呀

1375
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,760
嗨

1376
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,360
小猫？

1377
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,520
是的

1378
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,760
杰奇？

1379
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:43,920
你好

1380
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,320
请坐

1381
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,560
谢谢

1382
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,680
没想到

1383
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:59,440
你本人比照片漂亮多了

1384
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,040
是吗

1385
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:07,200
你是不是经常这样子约女生出来

1386
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:09,920
没有 其实我工作很忙的

1387
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,280
平常都没有时间交朋友

1388
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:15,240
所以我才上网认识一些新的朋友

1389
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:16,720
这样子约女生出来啊

1390
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,360
是我的第一次啊

1391
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:19,680
是吗

1392
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,440
这也是我第一次

1393
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,560
你给我的感觉

1394
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,040
跟网上真的很不一样

1395
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,360
我也觉得你很不一样

1396
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:46,800
谢谢

1397
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,160
我先帮你点的饮料

1398
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:50,320
这边的鸡尾酒

1399
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,080
超好喝超有名

1400
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,120
来干杯

1401
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:01,680
不会吧

1402
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,120
你不会觉得我是那种

1403
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,040
下流到要下药来骗女孩子的

1404
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,320
那种男人吧

1405
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,520
不是 我是…

1406
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,560
你看我的样子

1407
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,880
我追女孩子是靠实力的

1408
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,920
不是靠那种一粒一粒的

1409
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,880
我知道可是…

1410
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,240
我自己有带

1411
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,280
妈妈说
不可以随便乱喝陌生人给的饮料

1412
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:27,360
没问题 好

1413
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,840
那我喝你的

1414
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,120
你喝我的

1415
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,360
可以了吧

1416
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,120
你喝回你自己的

1417
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,520
我喝我自己的 可以吗

1418
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,560
那两杯你喝完

1419
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,120
好

1420
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,640
两杯 我自己喝

1421
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,560
干杯

1422
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:08,840
你看 没事吧

1423
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:12,880
杰奇

1424
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,200
你没事吧

1425
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,720
杰奇 你怎么了

1426
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:36,560
谁把我绑着

1427
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,320
有没有人啊

1428
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,080
放开我

1429
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,280
放开我

1430
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,280
放开我

1431
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,200
你是谁啊

1432
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,640
为什么绑着我

1433
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,240
你吃饱了吗

1434
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,720
还没吃 你绑着我怎么吃

1435
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,960
放开我

1436
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:05,120
还没吃啊 我也还没吃

1437
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,000
来一起吃

1438
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:10,080
好吃

1439
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,720
来 你吃吃看

1440
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,600
好吃啊

1441
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,680
不要吃辣椒 不要

1442
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,320
-辣 放开我
-来

1443
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,800
吃辣椒 好吃

1444
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,040
女儿啊 快要开饭了

1445
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,440
还不出来帮忙

1446
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,480
-放开我啊
-我在拿鱼饼

1447
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,160
你要大的还是小的

1448
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,160
大的小的都要

1449
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,080
小猫

1450
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,640
嗨 我在准备晚餐

1451
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,920
原来你们要请我吃晚餐

1452
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,520
你们很有创意

1453
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,800
这个主意真的不错

1454
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,320
不过不好玩

1455
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,720
玩？

1456
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:08,680
听说你很会玩是吗

1457
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,800
很多女孩子被你玩过对不对

1458
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:21,200
珍妮佛是个坏女孩

1459
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,560
上传视频

1460
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,240
婆婆 你可不可以先放开我

1461
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:32,200
这样绑着我很难过啊

1462
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,400
可以

1463
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,040
先等一等

1464
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,520
你不介意

1465
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,240
让我先看一看

1466
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:44,600
天哪 好厉害

1467
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,360
过奖了

1468
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:48,200
-让我看
-看什么

1469
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,640
小猫 没想到

1470
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,720
你妈一把年纪还那么喜欢玩

1471
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,040
玩？

1472
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,720
你觉得好玩吗

1473
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,920
很好玩吗

1474
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,880
妈 妈不要 妈

1475
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:03,680
好玩吗

1476
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,320
好玩吗

1477
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,200
我告诉你

1478
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,720
我告诉你

1479
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,560
十年前

1480
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:14,320
我有一个女儿就是被这个毁掉一生

1481
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,600
玩了我女儿几个月后

1482
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,920
就跟我女儿说不玩了

1483
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,920
我的女儿伤心过度

1484
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,720
从20楼跳下

1485
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,960
就这样死掉了

1486
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,520
我的女儿啊

1487
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:35,560
妈

1488
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:37,840
女儿你死得好凄凉啊

1489
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,280
妈不要哭了 都过十年了

1490
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,920
上传视频

1491
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,160
我问你

1492
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,560
你们这些男人

1493
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:36,240
怎么会这样这样…

1494
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:40,040
不要打

1495
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,040
你冷静一点

1496
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,320
你听我说

1497
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,200
其实我们男人是无辜的

1498
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:51,840
我们男人都是老天爷设计的

1499
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,720
他…是他要我们主动的

1500
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,360
他说这样才会世世代代繁殖下去

1501
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:02,760
这种事情我们控制不了的

1502
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:06,400
控制不了

1503
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:07,800
什么东西

1504
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:13,320
这是是属于淫魔道格拉斯的

1505
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:17,000
他跟我说他控制不了

1506
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,240
所以我就帮他解决了

1507
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:23,080
这个就是他送给我做纪念

1508
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,640
还有这个 这个呢

1509
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:31,240
是住在街尾的大姑爷拉布陈

1510
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:35,080
他也是跟我说他控制不了

1511
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,480
那我也没办法

1512
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,120
我就帮他解决

1513
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:45,720
这个是我要求他送给我做纪念

1514
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,280
神经病 放开我

1515
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:52,600
你刚才不是说你控制不了

1516
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,760
你叫什么名字

1517
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,280
-住哪里
-叫你的头

1518
01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:57,640
放开我

1519
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:01,320
我还没结婚 我还要生孩子 放开我

1520
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,680
他叫杰奇

1521
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:03,760
住在吉隆坡

1522
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,440
杰奇啊

1523
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:09,160
-杰奇怎么写啊
-写你的死人头

1524
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:12,520
放开我 救命

1525
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,400
-救命啊
-杰出杰 大可奇

1526
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:17,640
杰出杰 大可奇

1527
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,680
吉隆坡

1528
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,880
以前我住在乡下 家里有养猪的

1529
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:43,360
那些猪全部都是我阉割的

1530
01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:45,120
阉什么阉啊

1531
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,160
这些猪阉割了都没死

1532
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:52,840
每只都养得肥肥胖胖还很健康

1533
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:56,920
最重要的是这些公猪被阉割后

1534
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,120
再也不会去攻击那些母猪

1535
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,800
我不是猪

1536
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,160
我是人啊

1537
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:05,560
人

1538
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,840
你是禽兽

1539
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:15,960
别害怕

1540
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,440
当那些冰块冻到你麻痹之后

1541
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,960
我才动手帮你解决

1542
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,960
一点都不痛的

1543
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,280
不要啊

1544
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,560
不要啊

1545
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,800
好冰啊

1546
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:34,160
一下子就好了

1547
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:38,800
上传视频

1548
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:48,200
香肠是我最喜欢吃的

1549
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,360
等一下一起吃

1550
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:53,320
妈咪 这些贡丸怎么办

1551
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:54,880
先放在旁边

1552
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,000
等他的一起煮

1553
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,040
好啊

1554
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,080
想跑

1555
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:28,680
什么事 住手 警察

1556
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:31,880
她…

1557
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,120
她想要阉掉我

1558
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:34,240
没有啊

1559
01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:36,240
是他要强奸我

1560
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:39,320
女儿啊

1561
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:40,840
妈

1562
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,880
-不是这样的
-我找得你好辛苦啊

1563
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:47,920
-你为什么会这样
-他…

1564
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,840
他想强奸你

1565
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,240
没有

1566
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,440
你去死吧

1567
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,720
你打我

1568
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,840
你们两个评评理

1569
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,080
这两个人抓住我 想把我阉掉

1570
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,440
我告诉你们
不要看她们一副好人的样子

1571
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:07,520
-其实她们是变态的
-变态

1572
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,080
是谁变态

1573
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:10,880
看看你的裤子

1574
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,840
你脱掉裤子干什么

1575
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,200
-不是的
-跟我回去

1576
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:18,920
不是的
相信我 事情不是这样的 不是

1577
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:38,600
小猫 走开

1578
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:39,800
走开

1579
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:41,520
你干什么

1580
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,240
我为什么会在这里

1581
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:46,440
你刚才 你在咖啡厅

1582
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,120
突然昏倒了

1583
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,800
然后你又醒过来了

1584
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,960
我就扶你到停车场

1585
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:54,120
谁知道 来到这里

1586
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:55,800
你又昏倒了

1587
01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:57,640
吓死我了

1588
01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,520
我好怕

1589
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,600
你看你跌倒的时候

1590
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:10,520
你还撞伤了头

1591
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:13,760
我以为你死了

1592
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:16,520
我好怕

1593
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,880
不要碰我

1594
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:27,880
不要碰我

1595
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:33,280
-我扶你
-不要扶我

1596
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,040
我叫你不要跟着我

1597
01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,000
少年情侣惊人性爱视频泄露

1598
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:18,360
珍妮佛是个坏女孩

1599
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:40,400
好大粒你看

1600
01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:42,560
-这个好小
-怎么那么小

1601
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:46,240
-你看 好厉害 真的很厉害
-好小啊

1602
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,960
好棒 这个好大

1603
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,640
你看那边好危险

1604
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:17,240
-对啊 很年轻
-对啊

1605
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:19,560
好像要跳下来的样子

1606
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:32,400
珍妮佛

1607
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:33,800
不要过来

1608
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:36,640
好 我不过去

1609
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,640
站住

1610
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:43,400
你不要这样子好不好

1611
01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:45,120
快下来啊

1612
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:48,400
凡事我们都可以商量的

1613
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,440
没有用了

1614
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:55,160
我的全部都给人家看光了

1615
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:59,760
以后要怎么活下去

1616
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,960
不要这样好不好

1617
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:03,240
你看我

1618
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:06,200
我以前也遇过这样子的事情啊

1619
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:09,480
现在不是活得好好的吗

1620
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:12,120
你知道吗

1621
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,400
死是解决不了问题的

1622
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:19,720
班尼

1623
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:25,040
上次捉弄你的事

1624
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:29,080
是布莱恩逼我做的

1625
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:37,280
他说如果我不和他联合害你

1626
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:43,960
他就会把我和他的亲热短片放在网上

1627
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,600
对不起

1628
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:50,960
是吗

1629
01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:54,200
其实把你那些短片放网上的人是…

1630
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:57,720
是个该死没有种没有用

1631
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:00,200
很自私的王八蛋

1632
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,360
珍妮佛我求求你

1633
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,280
一切都会成为过去

1634
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:10,960
快下来吧

1635
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:15,880
我答应你

1636
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,080
我会想尽办法

1637
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:19,680
把那些短片拿下网

1638
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:23,840
因为死是解决不了问题的

1639
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:32,880
快下来

1640
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,480
快下来

1641
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:41,040
对就是这样

1642
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:44,200
对

1643
01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:46,800
对 就是这样

1644
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:47,880
慢慢地

1645
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,320
珍妮佛

1646
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:18,120
喂 陈小姐

1647
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:21,680
对 我这几天还是一直在做噩梦

1648
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:24,680
根本没精神

1649
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:26,040
头也很痛

1650
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,280
帮我取消所有的会议

1651
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,840
再请一天假

1652
01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:31,040
再见

1653
01:35:57,520 --> 01:35:59,200
救命啊

1654
01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:05,920
救命啊

1655
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:08,240
救命啊

1656
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:14,560
救命啊

1657
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:17,400
救命啊

1658
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:24,120
救命啊

1659
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,320
珍妮佛是个坏女孩

1660
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,840
删除短片

1661
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:48,120
救命啊

1662
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:50,800
救命啊

1663
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,360
救命啊

1664
01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:11,480
救命啊

1665
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:56,000
谢谢你

1666
01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:59,280
你怎么会上来

1667
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:00,640
我是想跟你要回

1668
01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:02,440
上次借你的那本书

1669
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,400
我想借给其他家长

1670
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:05,920
打你的手机又不通

1671
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,320
就上来找你

1672
01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:08,560
那本书

1673
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:10,880
上次下大雨的时候

1674
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,440
我已经还你了

1675
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,600
真的谢谢你

1676
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:51,000
你什么时候有空

1677
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:53,200
我想见你妈

1678
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:56,200
你不是说你很忙吗

1679
01:38:57,360 --> 01:38:59,120
不管多忙

1680
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:01,000
我也要见你妈

1681
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:02,400
我要跟她说

1682
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:05,560
我要娶你

1683
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,760
老婆

1684
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:36,400
来干什么

1685
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:39,120
我不是跟你说 你一来我就走吗

1686
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,240
滚

1687
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:45,120
我这个礼拜

1688
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,400
在外面过得很闷

1689
01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:49,240
没有你我真的不能活

1690
01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:50,880
我再跟你说一次

1691
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,320
你一回来我就走

1692
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:56,120
我已经叫律师办手续了

1693
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:57,840
好

1694
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:00,400
不要说我不仁不义

1695
01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:01,760
我已经哀求你了

1696
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:04,280
我已经认错了 更不想跟你离婚

1697
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:06,280
你死都要赶我走

1698
01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:08,160
你不走是吗

1699
01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:10,240
-我走
-好

1700
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:12,240
你不要走 我走

1701
01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:14,440
我已经累了 离婚就离婚

1702
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:17,120
今天我回来 只是试试看而已

1703
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:18,720
我现在确定了

1704
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:22,040
大哥 大嫂

1705
01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:23,600
你来得正好

1706
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:24,800
你大嫂

1707
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:26,520
死都要跟我离婚

1708
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:28,800
我已经说到口干舌燥了

1709
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:30,480
-大嫂
-不要再说了

1710
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:32,120
我已经决定了

1711
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,360
-我有一个消息要告诉你
-不要再说了

1712
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:38,480
你们男人说的话 只有鬼才会相信

1713
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:40,240
我要结婚了

1714
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:45,240
你要结婚

1715
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,080
你在外面一个一个害还不够啊

1716
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:50,080
还要把人家娶回家 慢慢害是吗

1717
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:51,480
大嫂

1718
01:41:51,560 --> 01:41:52,680
我现在是认真的

1719
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:54,600
美诗肯嫁给我了

1720
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:56,640
你现在才跟我说你要结婚

1721
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:58,480
我刚刚才变成单身汉啊

1722
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:00,560
你知道吗 现在我怎么办

1723
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,040
我怎么办

1724
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:03,480
对不起 大哥

1725
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:04,640
以前我是说过

1726
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:06,160
这一生都不结婚

1727
01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,160
但是原来我还没有找到真爱

1728
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:09,400
现在我找到了

1729
01:42:09,480 --> 01:42:11,480
对不起你的死人头啊 对不起

1730
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:12,960
我怎么办 我现在怎么办

1731
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:14,280
你们两个演够了没有

1732
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:15,880
演够就跟我滚

1733
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:17,440
不然我打

1734
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,120
打啊

1735
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,640
你以为我不敢打

1736
01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:24,080
如果我让你打

1737
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:25,280
不要离婚可以吗

1738
01:42:25,360 --> 01:42:26,600
这么简单

1739
01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:28,480
想得美

1740
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:31,760
求求你

1741
01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:33,960
大嫂啊

1742
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:36,040
其实大哥搞到今天这样子

1743
01:42:36,120 --> 01:42:37,960
我也有责任

1744
01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:39,320
你们两个

1745
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:41,280
你们两个跪在这里

1746
01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:43,440
以为我不敢打吗

1747
01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:47,880
你以为我不敢打吗

1748
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:54,840
爸妈 你们在干什么

1749
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:57,920
老…老婆你的钮扣掉到哪里

1750
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,120
那种很小颗 很难找的

1751
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:01,680
我跟你说

1752
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:07,560
有些东西 不见了你是找不回来的

1753
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:11,520
洗澡吃饭

1754
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:13,720
她叫我们洗澡吃饭

1755
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,200
叫你儿子

1756
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:17,960
这样她都听得到

1757
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:21,400
要不然这样 我假装自杀

1758
01:43:21,480 --> 01:43:23,360
吓吓她好不好

1759
01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:26,200
那如果真的死了怎么办

1760
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,120
好 到了

1761
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,680
就是这间？

1762
01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:33,320
蛮大的

1763
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:41,720
妈 杰奇来了

1764
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,120
快开门

1765
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:45,760
好多礼物

1766
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:53,120
-伯母 你好
-你好 请进

1767
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:57,920
-请坐
-美诗啊

1768
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,640
你跟你妈真的很像

1769
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:02,640
有吗

1770
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:04,120
真的 你看你们

1771
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:08,120
眼睛很像嘴巴也像 笑容也一样的

1772
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:12,600
可是她不是我妈

1773
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,360
她是我们家的帮庸

1774
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:18,920
不要骗我啦

1775
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:21,320
我妈

1776
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,960
她应该还在厨房忙着吧

1777
01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:26,760
妈 杰奇来了

1778
01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:28,640
妈

1779
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:38,880
你好 我们迟到了

1780
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:40,320
-塞车
-对 塞车

1781
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:42,520
你好 我是她大哥

1782
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:44,320
我是她的二哥

1783
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:57,440
我是她的妈妈

1784
01:44:58,440 --> 01:45:00,800
欢迎你到我们家来

1785
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,200
常听我女儿提起你

1786
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:06,160
就迫不及待地想见见你

1787
01:45:06,480 --> 01:45:08,160
今天才知道

1788
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,240
为什么我的女儿那么喜欢你

1789
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:16,720
你啊 眼光真的不错

1790
01:45:18,720 --> 01:45:21,680
对 我买了一些东西给你们

1791
01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:25,520
这个给你的

1792
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:27,240
别客气

1793
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:30,480
伯姆 这个是送给你的

1794
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:33,960
人来就好 干吗那么客气呢

1795
01:45:34,040 --> 01:45:35,360
小意思

1796
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:37,640
-谢谢
-好了

1797
01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:39,200
大家不要站着聊了

1798
01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:40,680
妈 你煮好了吗

1799
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:42,360
早就煮好了

1800
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:43,600
我们快点开饭吧

1801
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:46,720
-好啊 来
-好

1802
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:49,600
请进 别客气

1803
01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:51,200
当自己家

1804
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:53,560
何必那么破费

1805
01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:55,120
小意思

1806
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:56,280
好了可以吃了

1807
01:45:56,360 --> 01:45:59,440
阿音啊 把这个拿去打开

1808
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:00,960
切片

1809
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:02,480
对了

1810
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:05,600
我买了你们爱吃的牛肉跟羊肉

1811
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:07,080
可是订了忘了拿

1812
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:08,480
在外面的超市而已

1813
01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:09,920
我现在就去拿

1814
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,360
我陪你去

1815
01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:13,520
你坐一下 我很快就回来了

1816
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:14,920
我做你大哥那么多年了

1817
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,680
都没有见过你买过东西回来

1818
01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:17,840
大小眼

1819
01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:19,000
我看我还是陪她去

1820
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:20,280
不用啦

1821
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,400
我们陪你不也一样

1822
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:25,040
不要客气 来 吃

1823
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:27,240
我…自己来

1824
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:28,680
你住哪

1825
01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,160
我住吉隆坡 市区

1826
01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:33,000
在哪间学校读书

1827
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,120
我读过很多间学校

1828
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,680
最近股票不是很好

1829
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,760
-有没有被套牢啊
-对啊

1830
01:46:38,840 --> 01:46:39,880
来

1831
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,360
这是我最喜欢吃的香肠

1832
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:51,080
我们一家人都喜欢吃香肠

1833
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:54,640
你喜欢吃香肠吗

1834
01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:12,000
那贡丸你喜不喜欢吃啊

1835
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:14,760
你好我是美诗的妹妹

1836
01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:16,040
叫美珍

1837
01:47:18,360 --> 01:47:20,760
别怕

1838
01:47:20,840 --> 01:47:23,600
美诗是一个好女孩

1839
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:27,640
你好好地照顾她哦

1840
01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:30,800
你不要欺负她

1841
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:36,920
我们都很疼爱她

1842
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:45,520
啊

1843
01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:04,960
你一个人吃这么多

1844
01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:06,760
大嫂的

1845
01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:08,440
将功赎罪

1846
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:14,840
什么东西

1847
01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:16,080
医生

1848
01:48:16,160 --> 01:48:17,600
医你那个病的

1849
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:20,880
不要啦 很丢脸

1850
01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:22,120
有什么好怕的

1851
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:23,480
有病就要看医生

1852
01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,960
现在很多男人都是这样子的

1853
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:39,120
老婆 肚子饿了吧 吃一点东西

1854
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:41,080
你真的很漂亮

1855
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:43,320
你眼光真好

1856
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,160
来 还热的 吃一点

1857
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:48,120
-上厕所
-老婆

1858
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:49,200
好香

1859
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:50,680
-对
-你想吃什么

1860
01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:52,280
什么都可以

1861
01:48:52,360 --> 01:48:53,960
你看你流很多汗

1862
01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,440
谢谢

1863
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:00,480
来 我喂你吃

1864
01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:04,000
熟了吧

1865
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:08,080
-二哥
-吃啊

1866
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:09,840
你们不要这样嘛

1867
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:13,120
-来 你吃
-吃啊

1868
01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:16,600
吃啊

1869
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:22,560
今天大家好开心

1870
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:26,120
美诗小心

1871
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:27,240
你看我喂你

1872
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:32,920
我也要一个