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你知道嗎  他跟我求婚了耶

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真的嗎  恭喜你

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謝謝

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可是...

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怎麼了

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我不知道我到底愛不愛他耶

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你們都在一起三年了

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你怎麼會不知道

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那你告訴我  愛是什麼啊

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我不知道怎麼跟他溝通耶

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我只是在跟他講我的心情而已啊

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你知道嗎

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她每天晚上都要檢查我的手機

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不給她檢查  她就說我心虛

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第一次跟她媽吃飯

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她媽就問我存款多少

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打算什麼時候買房子

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小霓說她等一下就來了

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剛才遇到一個超笨的店員

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結帳結了老半天  sorry

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我就在那邊一直瞪著他發射怨念

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世界上怎麼會有那麼多無腦的人

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你買什麼

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給我爸的

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他生日派對我不想去

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提早給他禮物

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幹嘛不去

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就不想看到那個女的啊

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不是已經住在一起了

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所以就更不想看到

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寶貝啊

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剛剛小豬打給我  我差點忘了

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今天那個電影社要開會

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有一個報名表格要填

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所以我就不跟你們去看電影了今天

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Sorry

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拜拜

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他剛才電話有響嗎

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我不知道  我剛剛去廁所

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是怎樣  現在又卡到陰喔

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叫他換工作不換

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有沒有怎樣

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沒事  對不起  我自己不小心

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那個是你掉的嗎

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當然不是啊

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潔癖鬼  你在幹嘛

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我回公司開會啊

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禮拜六晚上你要幹嘛

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噢  我那天要去北京耶

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太可惜了  阿和有個朋友

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要從日本帶一團的model過來耶

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我們要在阿和的別墅搞個狂歡派對

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真的假的

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我去北京你約這個

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唉  好吧好吧

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那到時候再寄照片給你

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可是現場實況轉播喔

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先這樣  拜

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好啦  拜

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今天住19樓  對不對

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19樓19樓19樓

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快點

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還來得及洗個澡嗎

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別洗了  一會兒出去又一身汗吶

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台灣這個濕度

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跟咱們那兒還真的不一樣唉

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人家這是海島型氣候

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15樓

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濕度高

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15樓  謝謝

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你沒手啊

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你看剛剛那開車的師傅

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他五十了  你看得出來嗎

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五十啦

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看上去像四十多歲啊

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身材還不錯  挺結實的

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待會兒出發還有多久

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30分鐘後

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我覺得胃有點不舒服

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要不你們跟領隊說一下   借過

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我就不去了

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好好去休息啊

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好  好  好  謝謝

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等一下

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等什麼

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我有話要跟你說

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小寬

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你下班了喔

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嗯

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我也是耶

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等一下和薯條熊妹他們去唱歌

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你一起來好不好

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噢喲  你真的很難約唉

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小寬

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再幫我出一張單好不好

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好

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來  給你

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唉  聽說方柔伊剛剛check in耶

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真的假的

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幾號房  有沒有男人

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爆料跟媒體爆料

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還能賺點錢耶   真的

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我有一個朋友在鞋店打工啊

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方柔伊去買過鞋

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他說她的腳超臭的

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真的假的

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真的  等一下

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這有點喔  媒體一定很有興趣

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真的

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還玩啊  動作快點

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誰呀

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Room service

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放著就好

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我們自己來

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你點了香檳

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嗯

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慶祝我們眉來眼去那麼久

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終於可以開房間了

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柔伊  我是真的喜歡你

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可是一想到

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那你那些小動作是什麼意思啊

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你知道我很丟臉嗎

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我是情不自禁

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你不敢碰我的話  就不要調情了

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那不是調情

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那是什麼

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你愛上我啦

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你有愛過人嗎

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沒有愛的能力

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比沒有性的能力

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更可悲

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喂

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在哪

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那麼巧

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那你過來接我

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我在W門口等

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0K

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幹嘛偷拍我

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聽  聽  說你腳  腳很臭

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小姐  狗仔的相機你都敢摔

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不怕被寫臭啊你

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他又不是狗仔

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那他是誰

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路人

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路人就是狗仔

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現在是全民狗仔的時代了

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你不知道嗎

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不過這些人也真無聊

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沒料也拍

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你只是逛街不是嗎

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我們結婚吧

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老闆前面就是了

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但是車可能過不去了

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你到巷口等我

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好

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金小姐

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我已經到了恭儉胡同

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跟北海北夾道口了

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你在哪

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對不起  我堵在地鐵裏了

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堵在地鐵裏

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那你還要多久

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馬上就到  五分鐘

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好

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金小姐你到了沒啊

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實在抱歉  五分鐘一定到

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喂  我還需要等嗎

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- 你在哪了  - 請再等我五分鐘

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- 好幾個五分鐘了  - 我這就過去

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兄弟啊  請把板凳還我

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不好意思  謝謝

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馬先生  馬先生  馬先生

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您就是馬先生  對不對

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哎呀  不好意思  不好意思

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在北京買個四合院特別麻煩

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一個普普通通的四合院

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說白了就是一個大雜院

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裏面十多個產權人  那都算少的

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您要是挨個兒去打交道

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一准都煩死您了

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這套四合院

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是我們公司專門為您挑選的

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精品房源

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難得有一家產權關係特別乾淨

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其實房東都不知道

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咱北京房價現在都漲成什麼樣啦

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他們搬住在國外吧沒什麼概念

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找什麼啊

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鑰匙  明明記得帶著呀

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什麼鑰匙啊

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廢話  當然是四合院鑰匙啦

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不好意思  馬先生

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最近工作壓力有點大

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沒關係

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既然沒帶鑰匙今天就算了

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你這麼大老遠不是特意來看這房子的嗎

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下次吧  不用

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馬先生  馬先生

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我可以打電話給同事

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他馬上就能把鑰匙送來

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我說不必了嘛

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我今天已經等夠久了

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馬先生  馬先生  馬先生

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喂  你在幹嘛

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你過來托我一下

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我這就給您開門

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我就說不必了嘛

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您趕緊來  我卡這兒啦

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您不托我  我也下不去啦

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馬先生

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您慢點 我腳抽筋了

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金小姐

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金小姐  你還好嗎

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我   我動不了了

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沒事吧

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您看看我的手機  還在外面嗎

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應該還在吧

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快  快  幫我打個110

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姓什麼

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他姓馬

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我不姓馬

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馬先生  您不姓馬嗎

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我從來沒說我姓馬啊

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馬克是我的英文名字Mark

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那你姓什麼呀

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姑娘  是你問還是我問

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姓什麼

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姓那  那裏的那

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喲  旗人啊

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我父親是北京人

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我生在台灣

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49年那會兒過去的

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那跟今天的事情有關係嗎

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喲  夠橫的啊

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欸  我也是滿族人

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我姓金  你知道嗎

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姓金的在滿族裏啊

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姓愛新覺羅

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你姓那

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那一定是葉赫那拉

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你說巧不巧

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我的名字叫金小葉

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裏面也  也有個葉字

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00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,312
翻牆頭好玩嗎

247
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,958
我沒翻  是她翻的

248
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,830
你一個大老爺們

249
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,269
讓一個姑娘翻牆頭你好意思

250
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,635
不是他讓我翻的

251
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,590
是我自己翻的

252
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,438
他只是托了我一把

253
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,558
你們要是光明正大的往裏進

254
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,715
我也沒話說

255
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,831
但是你們要溜門  撬鎖  翻牆頭

256
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,029
那我可要抓你們

257
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,434
可是我沒有翻嘛

258
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,515
她翻的  你幫了忙

259
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,073
你們倆是一夥兒的

260
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,079
我跟她這種人怎麼可能是一夥的

261
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,229
欸 欸 欸

262
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,874
我這種人

263
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,069
我哪種人啊

264
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,912
你說話客氣點行嗎

265
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,116
我可是一直忍著腳疼  哈著您呢

266
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,474
不就兩個糟錢嘛

267
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,113
老娘還不掙了呢

268
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,311
台灣男人沒他媽一個好東西

269
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,350
你這什麼態度啊

270
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,674
我要跟你們公司投訴

271
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,073
投去唄

272
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,117
你要不投你孫子  我告訴你

273
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,713
我還沒告你故意傷害罪呢

274
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,159
你神經病講不講理啊

275
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,753
我講理  我找誰講理

276
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,676
我腳摔成這樣  我找誰講理

277
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,313
行了行了

278
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:48,951
我看出來啦

279
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,069
你們倆不是一夥兒的

280
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,072
一個愛新覺羅一個葉赫那拉

281
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,232
你們倆簡直一對活寶

282
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,239
小伙子  脾氣別太沖

283
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,799
雖然你是台灣同胞

284
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,591
但往根兒上搗

285
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,994
你也是個老北京

286
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,031
咱老北京人都講理兒的

287
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,879
凡事呢  都要做到有理有面

288
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,035
懂嗎

289
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,030
那我可以走了嗎

290
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,275
等等

291
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,596
人家姑娘摔得不輕  都走不動道了

292
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,392
你帶著去醫院瞧瞧去

293
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,077
我

294
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,355
怎麼著

295
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,353
不把人民警察的話當回事是吧

296
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,948
沒事沒事

297
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,469
我自己去醫院

298
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,278
那祝你早日康復

299
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,079
台灣男人  早看透了

300
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,311
我幫你介紹一下

301
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,396
這是大宇開發的千金  Nora

302
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,270
方柔伊

303
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,355
你好

304
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,356
哇  好漂亮的鑽石

305
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,117
謝謝

306
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,633
OK  我們走了

307
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,069
嗯  你有沒有聞到一股什麼味道

308
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,794
沒什麼味道  我們先走了

309
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,319
騷味

310
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,278
不好意思  她喝多了

311
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,078
走了  你對她不好意思

312
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,033
你對我不好意思吧

313
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:03,991
難看  方柔伊

314
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,269
難看

315
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,835
不要  不要發神經嘛你

316
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,996
方柔伊  你在發什麼神經啊

317
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,916
上車

318
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,075
放開我

319
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,070
你上車我就放

320
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,434
你綁架  放開我

321
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,231
你不要

322
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,315
- 神經病  - 救命啊

323
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,600
- 走啦  - 放開我

324
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,076
等  等一下

325
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,071
你把我帶到這裏來幹嘛

326
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,317
剛剛那個人他

327
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,158
他不是要強  強暴你

328
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,754
不不是啦  是綁架

329
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,954
那我還要謝謝你解救了我喔

330
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,394
不客氣

331
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,118
那…  那你記得我嗎

332
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,836
記得啊  偷拍狂

333
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,879
我  我不是啦

334
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,551
我明明看到你相機裏頭

335
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,035
除了我以外  還有其他女生的照片

336
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,593
那…  那是我妹啦

337
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,509
要吃嗎

338
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,795
那  要喝嗎

339
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,479
喝  喝  喝  喝

340
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,638
你白癡啊

341
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,438
星期天早上我都要跑步

342
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:53,157
對  對不起  我講  講話

343
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,232
沒關係  喬治六世也是這樣

344
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,157
我小學五年級的時候

345
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,880
班上有個男同學跟你一樣

346
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,870
有一次我自然作業不見了

347
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,230
找了老半天

348
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,794
終於在垃圾桶裏頭找到了

349
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,754
後來  又有一次

350
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,314
我的勞作課的模型不見了

351
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,592
那次老師好生氣

352
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,676
放學之後他叫全班都留下來

353
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,832
要是沒有人承認的話

354
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,757
一個都不准回家

355
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,076
然後那小男生就站起來

356
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,156
他說在學校後花園的花圃裏頭

357
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,719
他挖了一個洞

358
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,796
把我的模型給埋了

359
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,436
老師就問他說  為什麼啊

360
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,636
你為什麼要這樣做啊

361
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,152
他一邊哭一邊說

362
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,309
開  開學  自我介紹

363
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,393
她…笑我

364
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,115
他哭得肩膀都在發抖

365
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,598
你…  你不是真的在笑他吧

366
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,628
我笑他

367
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,273
是因為我喜歡他

368
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,359
我想要他注意我

369
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,673
我是阿凱  你留話吧

370
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,877
幹嘛啦

371
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,594
起來啦

372
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,597
你今天不是要練車

373
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,077
起來了啦

374
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,678
太快了  李宜咖

375
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,479
放慢速度

376
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,956
搞什麼  李宜咖

377
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,230
有沒有聽到我在講話

378
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,068
減速  減速

379
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,077
你知不知道

380
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,515
自己在車隊是擔任什麼角色啊

381
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,516
負責開路

382
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,949
然後後段退下來  讓主將上前衝刺

383
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,513
那個人是你耶

384
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,029
沖  沖  沖

385
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,718
沖什麼衝啊

386
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,990
我在那邊喊得那麼大聲

387
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,111
你也當作沒聽到

388
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,110
是怎樣

389
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,235
造反了啊

390
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,950
嗯

391
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,879
什麼態度啊

392
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,075
你是不爽我把你放在這個位置嗎

393
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,509
我不想騎車了

394
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,390
怎麼啦

395
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,675
先走

396
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,468
我是阿凱  你留話吧

397
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,238
都不接耶

398
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,111
該不會我已經被甩了吧

399
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,993
他沒那個膽吧

400
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,635
都是你啦

401
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,155
當初我就不想要跟他在一起

402
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,514
你就說什麼

403
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,878
他看我的眼神連你都要融化了

404
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,919
可惡

405
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,310
你要融化  你拿去用好了

406
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,555
再向靈前  行哀祭禮

407
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,636
請鞠躬

408
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,468
禮成

409
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,319
請回座休息  謝謝

410
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,317
繼續禮請公奠單位聖潔女中

411
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,554
我在外面等你

412
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,878
我剛才在等你的時候

413
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,070
聽到那些來參加喪禮的人說

414
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,878
那個女的是自殺的

415
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,154
喔  是喔

416
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,156
她男友劈腿被她捉姦在床

417
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,793
結果  那個男的超沒良心

418
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,393
不但沒有跟她道歉

419
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,239
把她痛罵一頓之後  還把她甩了

420
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,070
是喔

421
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,909
我覺得很奇怪

422
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,232
為什麼是那個女的要去死

423
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,675
明明應該要去死的是那個男的耶

424
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,636
寶貝

425
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,949
我想尿尿

426
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,155
是喔

427
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,075
寶貝

428
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,551
我應該跟你好好解釋清楚

429
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,238
但是我現在真的很亂

430
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,915
我腦袋全部都攪在一起

431
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,154
攪成比化糞池還恐怖的東西耶

432
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,395
我不知道怎麼說啦

433
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,156
寶貝  可以給我一點時間

434
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,272
你讓我好好想一想

435
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,599
你是不是愛上別人了

436
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,069
哎喲  絕對不是這種啦

437
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,033
那是哪種

438
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,916
我現在也不知道該說什麼啦

439
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,957
反正我知道

440
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,957
我本來規劃我的人生就是這樣

441
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,953
拿在葬儀社打工賺的錢

442
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,036
去拍短片  去參展

443
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,471
然後慢慢累積我的實力

444
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,955
然後三年內

445
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,310
我可以交出我的第一部劇情長片

446
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,629
是會上映的喔

447
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,989
然後你看

448
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,350
到時候一定很多人去排隊

449
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,148
就為了看我阿凱導演的作品

450
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,313
好啦好啦

451
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,078
我知道你們都覺得我很白癡

452
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,838
但人總是要有夢想的嘛

453
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,148
而且我這個夢想裏面還有你耶

454
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,039
雖然你一直挑剔我

455
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,068
我所有朋友都告訴我你很七八

456
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,759
可是我知道

457
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,674
你才是那個真正最支持我的人

458
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,355
寶貝

459
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,956
我真的很害怕失去你

460
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,350
也很害怕失去我的夢想

461
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,150
0K

462
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,069
OK什麼

463
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,355
我等你想清楚

464
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,076
可是  萬一到最後

465
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,639
我還是沒有想清楚呢

466
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,992
那你就去跳化糞池啦

467
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,039
是喔

468
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,228
今天的盲飲

469
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,474
五支都是波爾多  八二年

470
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,871
兩支右岸  三支左岸

471
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,796
提示就這麼多

472
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,069
最輸的買單

473
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,275
這麼狠呀

474
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,913
少來了  酒都你的

475
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,519
你當然猜得出來

476
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,798
都是侍酒師在我酒窖選的

477
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,273
我也不知道喝什麼  好不好

478
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,118
我哪像你那麼下流

479
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,989
那我一定猜不出來啊

480
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,314
親愛的

481
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,673
反正你猜錯了也是我買單

482
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,119
你盡量喝吧

483
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,156
你們家那個最厲害的回來了

484
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,915
來來來  小霓  來來來

485
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,632
八二年盲飲

486
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,829
有沒有叫人啊

487
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,598
李叔叔今天剛從北京來

488
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,433
你坐我旁邊吧

489
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,832
你們知道今天花的酒錢

490
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,155
可以養活多少非洲的小孩嗎

491
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,713
我每一年都有捐錢給非洲的小孩

492
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,953
我好像酒喝多了

493
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,229
你等我一下

494
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,274
你想清楚囉

495
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,237
寶貝

496
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,918
宜咖有沒有跟你在一起

497
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,594
沒有啦  幹嘛

498
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,472
你快去找她啦

499
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,868
幹嘛啊

500
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,713
她要去拿小孩了啦

501
00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,956
欸

502
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,994
欸  那個…

503
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,317
欸   怎樣

504
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,794
你有看到李宜咖嗎

505
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,989
她退社了

506
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,873
我知道她退社

507
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,110
那你有沒有看到她

508
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,838
那你有看到她嗎

509
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,710
我就是沒有看到她

510
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,114
才來這裏找她啊

511
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,111
那你看到她跟她說

512
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,998
我也在找她

513
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,077
我才在找她咧

514
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,319
你跟他拿錢幹嘛

515
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,115
我需要錢啊

516
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,429
要幹嘛

517
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,239
畜生啊你

518
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,916
走  走啦

519
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,359
這件事跟他無關

520
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,119
我只是找他借錢

521
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,552
那小孩是誰的

522
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,109
我的

523
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,915
是你的那你幹嘛不要

524
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,678
那你現在打算怎樣

525
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,232
我想拿掉  然後離開

526
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,553
離開  去哪

527
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:31,876
我也不知道

528
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,070
反正就是走得遠遠的

529
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,515
不要再出現在你們兩個面前

530
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,159
你剛說  你們

531
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,355
是誰

532
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,477
你怎麼可以這樣子對我

533
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,591
你們怎麼可以這樣子對我

534
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,519
為什麼要這樣子對我

535
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,516
你這個賤貨

536
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,039
你是不是人啊

537
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,390
為什麼要這樣子對我

538
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,396
你這個不要臉的

539
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,317
我懷孕了啦

540
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,548
你還好嗎

541
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,511
嗯  還好

542
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,312
誰在問你啊

543
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,278
我是在問你肚子裏的那個

544
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,436
沒事就好

545
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,356
Peace

546
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,556
阿凱會叫我來阻止你

547
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,912
應該就是因為...

548
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,754
無所謂啦

549
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,275
你們要手牽手去結婚生小孩

550
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,389
I don't care

551
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,313
沒有什麼了不起的

552
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,790
你明明那時候就已經跟他分手了

553
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,115
而且你一天到晚在抱怨他  挑剔他

554
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,269
你根本就不愛...

555
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,439
我很挑剔

556
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,513
我很難搞

557
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,556
我講話難聽

558
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,398
我又常常臉臭

559
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,235
可是那就是我

560
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,834
我就是沒有辦法像你一樣

561
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,872
聽話順從又犧牲奉獻

562
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,677
就因為我沒有那麼偉大

563
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,028
我就不配愛人

564
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,879
我就不值得被愛嗎

565
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,676
她總是那麼美

566
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,074
那麼好

567
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,798
就像羽毛一樣

568
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,151
我想要伸手抓她

569
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,077
卻怎麼樣都抓不住

570
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,279
OK嗎

571
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,268
很棒啊

572
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,631
那你覺得小霓會喜歡嗎

573
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,991
我又不是她  我怎麼會知道

574
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,037
你怎麼會不知道

575
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,674
你是她最好的朋友耶

576
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,876
她喜歡的東西

577
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,797
你不是也都很喜歡嗎

578
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,230
連你都不知道  我就挫屎了

579
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,035
煩吶

580
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,357
萬一我把這片子寄給她

581
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,270
她嫌我拍得很爛怎麼辦

582
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,068
如果這個世界上

583
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,074
有人願意為我拍一個這樣的片

584
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,634
那…

585
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,632
我一定會

586
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,756
誰約的啊

587
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,471
在台中喔

588
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,350
在台中

589
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,117
誰約的啊

590
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,269
我朋友約的

591
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,912
真的假的

592
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,314
你們不認識啦

593
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,959
這樣去  不會很怪嗎

594
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,069
還好啦

595
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,872
台中很遠欸

596
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,876
哭夭喔

597
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,274
你今天來我才覺得奇怪

598
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,116
放屁啦

599
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,030
敬

600
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,275
敬什麼啊

601
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,591
我敬

602
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,074
哇   混哪裏的啊

603
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:55,752
對不起  對不起  對不起

604
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,757
活該  活該

605
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,915
踩到腳都腫起來了啦

606
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,438
對不起  對不起

607
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,470
我講那麼多對不起

608
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,953
你有沒有聽到啊

609
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,072
這世界是怎麼啦

610
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,514
人不能犯錯

611
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,438
我這麼誠懇向你道歉

612
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,709
你就死不肯原諒我

613
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,795
算了啦

614
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,149
你打我  你打我

615
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,150
我要小便

616
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,588
你打我好了

617
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,396
你今天不打我

618
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,158
你明天又擺一個臭臉給我看

619
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,275
你到底想怎麼樣啊

620
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,595
阿凱   阿凱

621
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,111
不好意思  請問一下

622
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,679
我們什麼時候可以走

623
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,355
再兩個小時吧

624
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,028
還要再兩個小時噢

625
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,559
還要檢查是不是有腦震盪

626
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,238
不是說摔到頭了嗎

627
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,788
我頭好痛

628
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,319
幫幫我好不好

629
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,351
小聲一點啦

630
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,074
你跟她說我不是故意的嘛

631
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,956
那天我真的喝多了啊

632
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,116
她不要這樣對我行不行啊

633
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,157
小霓對不起嘛

634
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,717
我的心好痛

635
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,239
我的臉也好痛

636
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,916
我快要死掉了啦

637
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,631
你幫幫我好不好

638
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,709
我求求你幫幫我  好心的人

639
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,832
安靜  這裏是醫院

640
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,075
你們在吵什麼啊

641
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,798
好兇  怎麼了嘛

642
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,319
她跟小霓一樣

643
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,632
幫幫我  求求你

644
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079
幫幫我  好心的人

645
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,877
您裏邊請  裏邊請

646
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,155
我們鈕枯祿氏啊

647
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,153
有四位姑娘嫁給了皇帝

648
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,629
其中兩位做了皇后

649
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,079
那個大家安靜一下  安靜一下

650
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,355
為大家介紹一下

651
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,273
這位是來自台灣的那先生

652
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,234
他為咱們滿族宗親會慷慨解囊

653
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,270
一下子解決了

654
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,709
我們下半年的活動經費

655
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,114
大家鼓掌

656
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,072
欸  小葉  來來來  過來

657
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,954
唉喲  這  這腳怎麼了  來來

658
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,117
來來  我給你介紹一下

659
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,998
這是我外甥女

660
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,589
正經八百的愛新覺羅氏

661
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,948
和你們葉赫那拉氏啊

662
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,832
應該是不打不相識吧

663
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,871
你們好好聊聊啊  聊聊

664
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,429
你的腳還好嗎？

665
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,993
關你什麼事

666
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,273
小葉  怎麼說話的

667
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,118
怎麼沒去醫院看看

668
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,111
欸  你少跟我裝好人了

669
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,157
別在這假惺惺地演戲

670
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,119
怎麼啦小心  你怎麼啦

671
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,952
我的腿就是讓他弄傷的

672
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,555
怎麼不早來啊

673
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,749
右腳腳躁骨折

674
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:00,869
需要做手術

675
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:01,637
什麼手術

676
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,795
小手術

677
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,433
在裏面放一根鋼釘

678
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,632
那得多疼啊

679
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,110
疼也得做呀

680
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,429
要不然你怎麼癒合

681
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,073
我堅決不做手術

682
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,231
我覺得只要是對復原有幫助

683
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,510
該做的手術還是得做嘛

684
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,755
我不做  我要走了

685
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,635
您硬要走

686
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,636
醫院不攔著

687
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,716
但是您要落下了終身殘疾

688
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,831
可別說當時我們沒提醒過您

689
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,439
我有很重要的事情要做

690
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,596
再重要  有比自己的身體重要嗎

691
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,075
是啊  難道你想變個瘸子

692
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,275
對不起

693
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,312
這就是當年延誤醫治的結果

694
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:42,797
可我來不及了

695
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,353
我要去接一個人

696
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,275
我替你去吧

697
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,072
嗯  讓你老公去囉

698
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:49,797
等他回來

699
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,239
手術也就做完了

700
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,152
老公

701
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,116
我呸

702
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,630
醫生你確定一根鋼釘夠嗎

703
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,590
你要不多打幾根

704
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,948
錢不是問題

705
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,269
豆豆

706
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,675
爸爸

707
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,954
我不是你爸爸

708
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,878
欸  你到底是不是豆豆啊

709
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,399
我爸爸呢

710
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,799
那得去問你媽吧

711
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,715
喂

712
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,434
幹什麼啊你們

713
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,630
關你啥事

714
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,113
你誰啊

715
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,474
他是我爸爸

716
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,034
我不是他爸爸

717
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,388
你這個吹牛大王

718
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,112
根本就沒有爸爸

719
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,350
我有爸爸  我沒吹牛

720
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,118
那你爸爸呢  騙子

721
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,110
我不是騙子

722
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,270
喂喂喂喂

723
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,037
別打  別打

724
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,639
別打了

725
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,835
不要打了

726
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,036
豆豆

727
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,114
怎麼又是你啊

728
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,111
這句話得我問你吧

729
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,998
難道全北京只剩下你一個警察

730
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,111
對啊  還得專門兒伺候您這位爺

731
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,153
以後甭打110了

732
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,673
直接我把手機號留給您

733
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,630
不是萬不得已

734
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,478
我絕對不會隨便報警的

735
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,912
你換個地方萬不得已去吧

736
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,150
少在這邊晃悠

737
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,910
已到現場   已到現場

738
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,118
這次又出什麼事啦

739
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,238
跑丟了一個孩子

740
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,594
你們家孩子

741
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:41,550
不是我的

742
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,113
是那位金小姐的

743
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,796
得  你們倆花樣還真多

744
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,229
你這個混蛋  還我兒子啊

745
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,308
豆豆

746
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,155
豆豆

747
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,279
豆豆

748
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,749
今天是豆豆七歲的生日

749
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,676
他會不會去找你前夫啦

750
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,312
我沒有前夫

751
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,955
那你兒子怎麼來的  他爸爸呢

752
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,271
豆豆沒見過爸爸

753
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,790
他還沒出生  那個人就跑了

754
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,478
這種男人你就應該告他

755
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,794
他跑去哪了

756
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,389
台灣

757
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,070
我需要一張你兒子近期的照片

758
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,314
如果兒童失蹤超過24小時的話

759
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,317
被拐賣的機率會增大的

760
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,236
我需要把照片

761
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,794
登到全國兒童失蹤網路上去

762
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,796
我都說了

763
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,275
頭24小時最重要

764
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,072
你現在哭一點用都沒有

765
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,151
咱們能不能幹點兒別的呀

766
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,958
對啊  別哭了吧

767
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,800
你還柞這兒幹嘛你  滾吧

768
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,952
我是想幫你找到他

769
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,633
你別假惺惺的了

770
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,110
你才根本不在乎我兒子的死活呢

771
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,118
你對台灣人有偏見

772
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,759
我對你沒有偏見

773
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,711
我是發自內心地討厭你

774
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,592
- 你這個   - 別別  別別吵了

775
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,836
你們再吵我到外邊等你們去

776
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,630
你兒子最近有什麼異常表現嗎

777
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,754
沒有

778
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,591
有  他跟同學打架

779
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,312
他在哪兒打的架

780
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:14,230
豆豆

781
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,433
喂  我好像看到他了

782
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,549
在哪

783
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,955
豆豆

784
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,230
豆豆

785
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,229
豆豆

786
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,670
豆豆

787
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,478
豆豆  媽媽總算找到你了

788
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,716
你趕快下來我帶你回家

789
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,909
我不

790
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,478
媽媽  媽媽給你買了一個大蛋糕

791
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,874
你騙人

792
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,719
我什麼時候騙過你啊

793
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,435
你說了等我長大了  上學了

794
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,438
爸爸就會回來陪我過生日

795
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,910
可  可你現在還沒有長大呢

796
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,508
我今年已經上小學了

797
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,039
我已經長大了

798
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,596
我要爸爸

799
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,152
豆豆  我也沒有見過我爸爸

800
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,230
你爸爸去哪啦

801
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,834
我不知道

802
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,672
我不知道他長什麼樣子

803
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,279
不知道他現在在哪

804
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,593
我甚至不知道

805
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,990
他是不是記得有我這個兒子

806
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,830
你真可憐

807
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,671
但我知道他是北京人

808
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,515
他出生在一個四合院裏

809
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,639
豆豆  你知道嗎

810
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,879
我小時候其實也常常跟同學打架

811
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,957
因為他們都笑我沒爸爸

812
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,075
我不喜歡過生日

813
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,271
也不需要有人陪

814
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,950
因為要是習慣有人陪

815
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,511
就會擔心有一天可能會失去那個人

816
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,232
如果不去擁有  就不用想念

817
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,270
想念是很痛苦的  你懂嗎

818
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,795
我懂了

819
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,309
你不要你爸爸陪你過生日

820
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,830
可我要我爸爸陪我過生日

821
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,793
豆豆  其實你爸已經來了

822
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,311
他在哪兒呢

823
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,154
他在這兒呢

824
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,912
他就是你爸爸

825
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,439
他說他不是我爸爸

826
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,472
他是跟你開玩笑的

827
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,079
不信   你問你媽

828
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,668
是的豆豆  他就是你爸爸

829
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,390
那他為什麼說他不是我爸爸

830
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,588
對不起  豆豆

831
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,312
我之前是騙你的

832
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,988
我確實是你爸

833
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,878
那你怎麼證明

834
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,229
你要我怎麼證明

835
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,113
別的爸爸都會親媽媽

836
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,475
親媽媽

837
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,157
趕緊的啊   別掉鏈子

838
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,635
對不起

839
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,468
不是這樣親的

840
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,319
要像電視裏那樣親的

841
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,671
我真服了   你們真是一家子呀

842
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,231
來   打光

843
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,119
豆豆  這樣可以了嗎

844
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,076
嗯

845
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,355
我不敢下來

846
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,311
你等著  爸爸上去救你

847
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,312
豆豆  你別亂動啊

848
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,551
怎麼啦

849
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,238
沒事  你不要進來

850
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,559
我還沒洗澡  臭死了

851
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,720
不會  我覺得你很香

852
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,034
臭流氓

853
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,833
幫你一整天

854
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:49,956
換來就是一巴掌

855
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,071
跟臭流氓三個字

856
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,312
算我多事

857
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,511
瘋婆娘  再見

858
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,516
欸

859
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,516
最近有客人在反映

860
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,073
說我們的菜太咸了

861
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,958
你是老了  還是味覺退化

862
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,229
果然沒錯啊

863
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,634
- 這樣嗎   - 咸死人了

864
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,875
我試試看

865
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,398
哪有啦  嘟嘟好啦

866
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,316
這樣嘟嘟好

867
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,759
是我有問題還是你有問題

868
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,154
你們兩個評評理

869
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,079
我覺得OK啊

870
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,678
你們男生都吃重咸

871
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,279
妹妹你說是不是太咸

872
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,754
- 嗯   - 看吧

873
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,151
你要是嫌喔

874
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,390
明天廚房換你  我辭職

875
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,034
是怎樣啊   都不能說一下喔

876
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,957
我只是反映客人的意見而已啊

877
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,229
你以後注意一點就好啦

878
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,509
動不動就辭職往外跑

879
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,516
不要以為我不知道

880
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,551
每天去艋舺茶店唱歌

881
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,910
你是聽誰在亂講

882
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,748
我每天早上一大早

883
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,949
要到菜市場去買菜

884
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,230
回來整天喔  要在廚房

885
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,476
我這樣喔  做到流汗被嫌到流涎

886
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,318
你到底有沒有良心啊

887
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,510
媽

888
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,675
嗯

889
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,639
你這樣挑剔爸

890
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,478
可是其實你很愛他對不對

891
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,272
欸  誰愛他啊

892
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,555
噁心巴拉的

893
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,717
你看你看  你媽啊一點溫柔都沒有

894
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,636
溫柔  你懂不懂啊

895
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,079
不會寫啦

896
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,311
小寬啊  以後娶老婆喔

897
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,112
眼睛睜大一點看清楚啊

898
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,793
不要隨隨便便娶一個喔

899
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,672
每天在你耳朵邊碎碎念

900
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,438
念久會衰耶

901
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,991
那媽回南部的時候

902
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,111
你幹嘛每  每天打電話給她

903
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,389
我要查勤啊

904
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,432
看她有沒有在我背後幹什麼

905
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,118
你自己褲帶綁緊一點啦

906
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,316
不要在那邊裝癡情好不好

907
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,476
你怎麼不吃  是不是太咸

908
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,595
沒胃口

909
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,068
沒胃口

910
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,469
我拿胃散給你

911
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,277
你最近是不是常常吐啊

912
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,000
嗯

913
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,269
先吃一瓢

914
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,070
我不想吃啊

915
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,514
嗯  都吐了還不吃

916
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,119
我懷孕了

917
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,150
對啦

918
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,033
懷孕不能吃成藥

919
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,274
夭壽喔

920
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,751
我這麼年輕就要做阿嬤了

921
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,671
是誰

922
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,873
阿凱

923
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,838
哪個阿凱

924
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,472
小霓的男友

925
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,150
靠  小霓她男友上她又上你喔

926
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,032
是我上他

927
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,916
哇賽

928
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,468
李宜咖

929
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,672
你怎麼  怎麼會是這種人啊

930
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,995
上你好朋友的男朋友

931
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,554
你到底在想什麼啊

932
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,551
我也不知道

933
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,559
干  幹嘛

934
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,318
幹嘛這樣啦

935
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,279
欸  你到  到底要  要怎樣嘛

936
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,675
哥  現在要怎麼辦嘛

937
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:50,678
你要為自己負起責任來

938
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,116
蓋起來  蓋起來

939
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,713
好臭喔

940
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,119
你確定你要這麼做嗎

941
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,998
不然咧  沒有別招了啊

942
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,680
哇  阿凱  愛情的力量有這麼偉大

943
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,836
大到我都招架不住

944
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,075
你在這邊不要動喔

945
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:13,916
你們到底要幹嘛啦

946
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,759
那我死掉以後變成糞鬼回來抓你們

947
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:18,751
打開把他丟下去

948
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,757
欸欸欸  小霓來了啦

949
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,272
好啦

950
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,833
快快快  拿東西

951
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,956
快快快快快

952
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,149
好臭

953
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,079
Test  1，2，3

954
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,235
臭

955
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:44,669
好臭

956
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:48,989
寶貝

957
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,678
我知道我是個爛人

958
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,313
我對不起你

959
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,070
可是說再多對不起也沒有用

960
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,352
為了表示我的誠意和歉意

961
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,751
我今天會跳化糞池

962
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,074
化糞池很臭也很髒

963
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,278
可是我不怕臭也不怕髒

964
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,435
因為我愛你

965
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,994
哇

966
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,433
欸

967
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,312
用跳的啦

968
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,794
沒有人用走的啦

969
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,070
愛是勇氣  愛是勇氣

970
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,231
Shit  很臭耶

971
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,232
欸  快灑水啊

972
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,868
噴到我了  有機器啦

973
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,715
幹什麼

974
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,032
愛是什麼  愛是抱抱

975
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:53,956
不要跑

976
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,395
不要跑

977
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,273
我有機器  我有機器

978
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,512
不要鬧了啦  不要鬧

979
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,713
小霓不見了啦

980
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,309
你看一下

981
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,435
小霓

982
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,558
打打打  打電話快點

983
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,392
快快快  沖臉沖臉

984
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:13,956
欸

985
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,516
欸

986
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:17,992
小霓她說  她不會原諒你了啦

987
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,997
因為你都嘻嘻哈哈的

988
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,677
三一支拿去吃啦

989
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,630
Pass

990
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,079
三一支也在pass

991
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,036
一張九

992
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,591
老二

993
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,074
一直在那邊嗶嗶嗶

994
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,673
輸錢也沒哭夭很奇怪喔

995
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,869
誰誰

996
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,433
晚  晚  晚  晚上

997
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,118
幹嘛拿我手機啦

998
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,838
到底是誰啦

999
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,030
一直傳那個依依啊啊給你

1000
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,755
我知道了

1001
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,758
一定是在學他口  口  口吃

1002
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,838
關  關你屁事

1003
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,439
有鬼

1004
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,310
對

1005
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,839
哪有啦

1006
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,508
好啦好啦  也差不多啦

1007
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,116
什麼意思

1008
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,315
都當完兵了

1009
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,156
差不多可以結一結

1010
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,435
生一個小孩子來玩啦

1011
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,515
對啊

1012
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,790
哎呦  不可能啦

1013
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,148
有什麼不可能

1014
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,788
怎麼不可能

1015
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,159
我配  配  配不上人家啦

1016
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,912
欸  拜託

1017
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,109
你家開那個熱炒店耶

1018
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,633
賺錢跟賺水一樣

1019
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,034
而且你長得一表人才

1020
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,151
你看  手長腳長那根長

1021
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,116
哪裏配不上

1022
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,316
上上上上上了再說啊

1023
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,113
不  不要亂說好不好

1024
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,478
這  你們不懂啦

1025
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,558
這個真的  真的不可能

1026
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,796
她不是普通人

1027
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,638
不是普通人

1028
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,233
難道是鋼鐵人

1029
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,788
還是蜘蛛人

1030
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:43,990
哈比人

1031
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,953
有完沒完

1032
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:46,990
小寬

1033
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,109
我剛剛看到你妹

1034
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,236
走進前面那家婦產科

1035
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,357
哦   婦女病

1036
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,957
啊  六分鐘啦

1037
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,032
我還夾娃娃咧

1038
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,154
你在說什麼啊

1039
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,389
你先在這邊休息一下

1040
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,430
我出去拿藥

1041
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,357
等一下過程中如果有任何不舒服

1042
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,515
隨時都可以叫我

1043
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,073
好  謝謝

1044
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,632
李宜咖  李宜咖

1045
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:53,877
李宜咖  李宜咖  李宜咖  李宜咖

1046
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,999
幹嘛啦

1047
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,833
我會負責

1048
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,237
我會照顧你們兩個

1049
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,638
你不用擔心

1050
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,910
跟我回家好不好

1051
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,514
我都要哭了

1052
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,993
這麼好的男人  哪裏找啊

1053
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,553
你走吧

1054
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,875
那個人其實是我哥啦

1055
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,348
近親生下來的小孩

1056
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,038
這就是你負  負責任的方式喔

1057
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,993
阿凱都要放棄他的夢想了

1058
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,872
我怎麼可以這麼自私

1059
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,518
我不想成為他的負擔

1060
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,515
干  幹嘛要成為他負擔

1061
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,080
這是我們家的小孩耶

1062
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,991
我也不想要成為你的負擔

1063
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,032
你不是啊

1064
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,157
他  他才是嘛

1065
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,594
而且  是又怎樣

1066
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,233
沒有在怕的啦

1067
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,071
我跟你說

1068
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,913
他的未來我全包了

1069
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,593
你說的喔

1070
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,473
當  當然啊

1071
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,751
母舅最大

1072
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,916
以後他的事都要我點頭

1073
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,877
你  你趕快回家休息啦

1074
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,073
我要去賺錢了

1075
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,794
好  謝謝您

1076
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,673
總經理  好了

1077
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,312
你先到車上等我

1078
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,354
你怎麼在這兒

1079
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,591
小朋友報警要找爹

1080
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,280
碰巧我知道他爹住哪

1081
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,832
豆豆  你找我什麼事啊

1082
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,474
我們學校要組織運動會

1083
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,994
那跟我有什麼關係啊

1084
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,678
這是要跟爸爸媽媽

1085
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,472
一起參加的運動會

1086
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,115
但媽媽去不了  媽媽的腿還沒好

1087
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,110
所以呢

1088
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,436
我想要讓你陪我去

1089
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,518
我  我不能陪你去呀

1090
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,119
為什麼

1091
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,349
因為我不是...

1092
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,992
因為今天我有很重要的事情要忙

1093
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,394
不是今天

1094
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:57,555
明天也很忙

1095
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,592
是下個月的第一個星期天

1096
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,278
我每天都很忙

1097
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,639
那你最近都不會回家了

1098
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:06,909
對

1099
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,469
我會好想你的

1100
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,432
豆豆  你記住這句話

1101
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,392
永遠不要去想念你不曾擁有過的

1102
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,679
你可真是個當爹的料啊

1103
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,150
你沒見過你爸爸

1104
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,838
所以你就不要去想他了

1105
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,155
可我已經見過你了

1106
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,389
我沒辦法不想你

1107
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,834
豆豆  你呀

1108
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,035
豆豆

1109
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:58,274
這樣  好嗎

1110
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,314
什麼

1111
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,958
你這樣跑來我家

1112
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,957
你要趕我走喔

1113
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:13,078
不是啦

1114
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:17,711
我是怕影響到你原來的生活

1115
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,720
反正我也不喜歡我原來的生活

1116
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:27,110
那你幹嘛不  不...

1117
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,508
離開

1118
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,993
嗯

1119
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,792
我有卡刷

1120
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,276
有名牌包拿  有豪宅住

1121
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,633
要去哪

1122
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,512
我大學的時候有一個很有錢的男朋友

1123
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,959
跟他在一起

1124
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,876
認識的人都很有錢

1125
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,674
我就從這個有錢的男朋友

1126
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,233
換到那個小開

1127
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,477
再從那個小開換到現在這個富商

1128
01:10:56,320 --> 01:11:00,029
從此就變成一個被人包養的爛貨

1129
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,913
在我大二那年

1130
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,236
我媽幫人家做保

1131
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,076
一個晚上倒了六千萬

1132
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,513
就在那一個晚上

1133
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,514
我看到人性最醜陋的一面

1134
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:22,153
就從那時候開始  我覺得錢很重要

1135
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,315
錢可以給人帶來安全感

1136
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,271
可以給人帶來幸福

1137
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,592
錢可以讓我媽不再哭

1138
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,432
不再一直說自己很沒有用

1139
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,273
然後說...

1140
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,319
她想死

1141
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,354
我都快哭了

1142
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,311
這樣就要哭囉

1143
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,833
為什麼

1144
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,517
因為  你心裏…

1145
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,514
很辛苦

1146
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:25,033
那你都沒工作過

1147
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,354
很遜喔

1148
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,108
嗯

1149
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,315
嗯什麼啊

1150
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,635
反正我就是一個寄生蟲嘛

1151
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,354
有什麼了不起的

1152
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,153
我相信如果我工作的話

1153
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,276
應該也可以做得很好

1154
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,110
你想試試看嗎

1155
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,639
洗車喔

1156
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,436
你可以

1157
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,470
我可以講電話

1158
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,672
良好溝通能力  口齒清晰

1159
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,435
跟你比起來我應該

1160
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:43,833
我很好

1161
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,230
走吧

1162
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,554
寶貝  我們要去哪裏啊

1163
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,754
去死

1164
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,278
我愛你

1165
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,359
我愛你

1166
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,513
我愛你

1167
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,314
我明明那麼愛你

1168
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,355
為什麼你不相信

1169
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,718
我愛你

1170
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:56,793
沒事  沒事

1171
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,990
只是做惡夢而已噢  乖

1172
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:04,478
可是Daddy  我是真的想要殺了他

1173
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,230
我怎麼那麼壞

1174
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:11,075
我是真的想要殺了他

1175
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,157
我都想殺了他

1176
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,399
寶貝  那個混蛋讓你那麼傷心

1177
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:21,235
我是不是被詛咒了  Daddy

1178
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,069
為什麼我不能跟

1179
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,471
自己最喜歡的人在一起

1180
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:31,432
也不能跟自己最好的朋友在一起

1181
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,913
其實  她根本就沒有想要殺死阿凱

1182
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,160
在夢裏死的明明就是她自己

1183
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:46,793
唉

1184
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,630
要原諒談何容易啊

1185
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,238
她還那麼年輕

1186
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,792
連我跟她媽離婚

1187
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,876
她都受傷這麼多年了

1188
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,956
嘿  還可以嗎

1189
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,072
你有在聽我講話嗎

1190
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,279
有啊

1191
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,113
我剛說什麼

1192
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,949
對  反正不是你女兒  你不痛不癢嘛

1193
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,672
就party最重要

1194
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,559
你不要又搞到天亮才回來

1195
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,908
我跟你講

1196
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,268
過分

1197
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,116
不過是一場夢而已嘛

1198
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,278
要我講什麼

1199
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,235
你喜歡的  最後不一定是你的

1200
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,998
而你擁有的

1201
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,315
也不是你真正想要的

1202
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,557
長大吧  小女孩

1203
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,915
不要切到手喔

1204
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:39,590
噓  安  安靜

1205
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:49,110
你要不要去  房  房間裏睡

1206
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,152
不用  我在這裏躺一下就好

1207
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,069
房  房間裏睡比較舒服

1208
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,595
我把房間讓給你

1209
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,118
我…  我睡這裏  你放心

1210
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:07,989
走吧

1211
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,477
你有沒有發現

1212
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,950
發發  發現什麼

1213
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,470
發現我們兩個的擁抱

1214
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,678
怎樣

1215
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,750
有回到家的感覺

1216
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,469
不會吧

1217
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,356
這不會是你的初吻吧

1218
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,515
不過  這一次就  就不是了

1219
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,835
我奪走了你的初吻

1220
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,912
那我要負責囉

1221
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,149
嗯

1222
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,557
那我可以包養你嗎

1223
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,230
我不  不接受包養

1224
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:09,000
我只接受…

1225
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,115
愛

1226
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,073
瞄瞄

1227
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:41,156
怎麼了

1228
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,993
要不要  一起…

1229
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,356
養  養一隻貓

1230
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,355
嗯

1231
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,235
首先  北非國家輸出到歐洲的天然氣

1232
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,588
已經大幅的減少

1233
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:17,790
是由其他供應商透過管道

1234
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,956
提供更多的天然氣來補充

1235
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:22,469
再來是日本福島的核危機

1236
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,113
它讓中國德國…

1237
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,070
總經理

1238
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,958
蔡理事剛才打電話來說

1239
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:31,274
明天會下雨

1240
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,152
高爾夫延到下週日

1241
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:37,076
明天是這個月第一個星期天嗎

1242
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,275
對

1243
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,549
豆豆   飲料買回來了

1244
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,559
你今天報了幾項

1245
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,350
我只報了一項

1246
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:00,074
可是現在也參加不了了

1247
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,559
為什麼參加不了

1248
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,432
媽媽可以陪你一塊參加啊

1249
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:05,992
我報的是兩人三腳

1250
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,554
又不是兩人四腳

1251
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,117
我要是因為這個砸了飯碗

1252
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,918
我看你怎麼賠

1253
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,158
你以後做什麼生意我都投資

1254
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,392
你幹嘛  你敢賄賂人民警察啊你

1255
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,359
我這是在阻止兒童失蹤案的再次發生

1256
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,238
不過我媳婦一直想開個服裝店

1257
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,471
加油  加油

1258
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,958
豆豆  媽媽給你帶來了好吃的麵包

1259
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,036
我們邊吃麵包  邊看比賽

1260
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,513
多舒服啊

1261
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:50,395
要不要

1262
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,598
嗯  真香啊

1263
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:56,151
要不要吃

1264
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,035
對不起

1265
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,680
爸爸  爸爸

1266
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,436
還來得及嗎

1267
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:07,549
嗯

1268
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,469
沒事吧  豆豆有沒有事

1269
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,555
有沒有受傷

1270
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,237
沒事

1271
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,236
好  加油

1272
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:29,236
來

1273
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,154
加油  加油

1274
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,956
嘿  菜會不會太多了

1275
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,356
喔  已經好了  你先把它拿出去吧

1276
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,235
這是什麼

1277
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,588
紅酒啊

1278
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:35,990
你們這種人不都喜歡喝紅酒嗎

1279
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,599
我們這種人

1280
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:41,874
豆豆呢

1281
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,469
豆豆去同學家做作業了

1282
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:52,319
今天豆豆很開心

1283
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,474
我真的謝謝你

1284
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,797
你不覺得我是個混蛋了

1285
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,912
你當然是個混蛋了

1286
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:04,029
但聽說  每個混蛋的身體裏

1287
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,435
都住了一顆受傷的心

1288
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,268
乾杯

1289
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:24,870
抓緊時間

1290
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,150
豆豆還有兩個小時就回來了

1291
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,748
抓緊時間

1292
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:32,913
你先等我一會兒

1293
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,675
你就打算躲在牆後跳  不出來嗎

1294
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:37,838
石膏實在太難看了

1295
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,913
撐得住嗎

1296
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:53,116
沒事吧

1297
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:00,032
來  先坐一下

1298
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:06,309
你笑個屁呀

1299
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:07,350
不然你再跳一次

1300
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,390
我保證我不笑

1301
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:09,714
回來  回來  回來

1302
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,630
過了這個村就沒那個店了

1303
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:28,759
其實我在台北還有個重要的會要開

1304
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,119
必須回去

1305
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,912
時間有點趕

1306
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:40,628
我先走了

1307
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:05,312
我喜歡你的味道

1308
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,275
像大太陽下的草地

1309
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,910
趕緊叫豆豆回來吃飯吧

1310
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,719
媽媽做的菜  連山珍海味都比不上

1311
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,310
大太陽底下草地的味道

1312
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,713
你不喜歡啊

1313
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:38,751
喜歡啊  但我不想要

1314
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,355
對不起

1315
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:45,878
我知道你的顧慮

1316
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:49,078
可是你知道

1317
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,318
我也步入中年了

1318
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:55,151
我也沒有力氣再亂搞了

1319
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,314
我發誓

1320
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,556
我會盡最大的努力對這段婚姻忠誠

1321
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,951
如果你可以感受到我的誠意

1322
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:08,677
我希望你也可以不要再玩了

1323
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,074
反正你現在也有這家藝廊了啊

1324
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,079
你以後再也不用跑趴賣笑了

1325
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:17,231
一切都會越來越好的

1326
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,231
我們好好的在一起  好不好

1327
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:33,149
方柔伊

1328
01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:34,879
你願意嫁給我嗎

1329
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,512
我不想跟你結婚

1330
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,071
欸   你什麼狀況嘛

1331
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,310
明明是你跟我求婚的啊

1332
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:02,315
我不想跟你結婚了嘛

1333
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,709
為什麼

1334
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,396
因為我愛上別人了

1335
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:20,070
喂

1336
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,119
好啦  我知道

1337
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,270
你有接到八卦週刊的電話嗎

1338
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:48,109
沒有

1339
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:53,595
下一期的封面是你

1340
01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,673
歡迎光臨

1341
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,638
欸  你不就是這隻小狼狗嗎

1342
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:13,071
媽的  那家店我再也不去了

1343
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,108
欸  什麼狀況啊

1344
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,319
媽要看啊

1345
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:32,078
我自己都   都還沒看耶

1346
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,708
等爸看完你就可以看了

1347
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,912
她有說什麼嗎

1348
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,393
我不  不敢打給她

1349
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,152
那她有打給你嗎

1350
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,597
我一直以為你們會很幸福耶

1351
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,270
怎麼可能

1352
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:03,874
我這麼鳥

1353
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,636
幹嘛這  這樣看我

1354
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:16,750
我以前也覺得自己很鳥

1355
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,552
沒個性沒才華

1356
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:20,238
跟小霓都不一樣

1357
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:24,239
可是我現在覺得

1358
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:27,308
我好像比以前有用了耶

1359
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:30,593
為什麼

1360
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,113
因為他

1361
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:42,548
那我不就注定要鳥一輩子

1362
01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:49,950
你記得你那天在婦產科樓下叫我嗎

1363
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:51,469
嗯

1364
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,397
你那天一點都不鳥

1365
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:56,080
眼神堅定   而且講話超順的

1366
01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:00,149
我覺得  那才是你本來的樣子

1367
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:02,879
如果我不是你妹

1368
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,672
我一定馬上就愛上你了

1369
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:16,434
幹嘛

1370
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,553
他動了

1371
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,310
來  上菜囉

1372
01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:27,271
謝謝

1373
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:28,800
趁熱吃  趁熱吃

1374
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,997
你爸怎麼去那麼久啦

1375
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:33,758
打電話問他在搞什麼東西啦

1376
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,552
拜託  吃飯時間耶

1377
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:37,833
他如果還要很久的話

1378
01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:39,150
叫你哥下來幫忙

1379
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:40,435
哥今天要上班啦

1380
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,351
是怎樣  五星級飯店比較重要喔

1381
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:44,595
叫他下來啦

1382
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,235
陸叔叔

1383
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:57,555
你是誰

1384
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,273
我小霓的朋友

1385
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,754
那隻小狼狗咧

1386
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:04,032
從那邊上去是吧

1387
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:11,472
喂

1388
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,874
喂  快跑啦

1389
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,235
我在大便是要跑去哪啦

1390
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,475
你趕快擦屁股準備跑了

1391
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,158
小霓她爸來了啦

1392
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:20,878
他來幹嘛

1393
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:21,318
我不知道

1394
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:22,111
應該是要打你吧

1395
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:23,838
他有拿球桿耶

1396
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:26,236
快  快  快來救我啊

1397
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,877
媽幫我看一下  我上去一下

1398
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:00,998
不要這樣

1399
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,155
不要打他  不要這樣

1400
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:08,555
快跟他說你懷孕了

1401
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,238
我我我…

1402
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:12,239
- 我懷孕了   - 他懷孕了

1403
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:16,599
懷孕  幾個月啊

1404
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:18,672
三 三 三

1405
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,028
三你個頭啦

1406
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,431
你們不要這樣啦

1407
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:23,390
不可以這樣

1408
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:25,956
不要打他

1409
01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:27,069
欸  不要打了

1410
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:28,355
不要打了  不要這樣

1411
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:31,469
你們不要這樣啦

1412
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:38,429
你們兩個是在做啥

1413
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:39,276
吃飯時間耶

1414
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:40,753
樓下忙成這樣

1415
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:46,673
你們兩個不要太超過喔

1416
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,119
趕快下來幫忙

1417
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:53,115
等一下

1418
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,279
怎麼了

1419
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,118
我假牙不見了啦

1420
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:28,599
如果你不再跟他見面

1421
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:29,950
乾淨的切掉

1422
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,116
過去的事我都可以不追究

1423
01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,471
媒體那邊我可以想個說法

1424
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:37,955
我們兩個只要手牽手

1425
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,991
再公開露面幾次  就沒事了啊

1426
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:41,997
反正現在大家都那麼健忘

1427
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:44,475
再糟糕的狀況都可以重來的啊

1428
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:46,113
我們不是已經要結婚了嗎

1429
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:47,554
你可不可以不要這麼輕易放棄啊

1430
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:48,829
方柔伊

1431
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,395
我現在就想一個人試試看嘛

1432
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:54,232
這麼多年

1433
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:56,590
我一直依靠男人生活著

1434
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,036
我自己還是不是個人

1435
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:00,479
我到底有沒有生存的能力

1436
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:01,271
我都不曉得

1437
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:03,709
你知不知道我很瞧不起我自己啊

1438
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,230
可是你現在已經有一家藝廊了啊

1439
01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:09,750
我就跟你說

1440
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:12,474
我很瞧不起我自己了嘛

1441
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,830
你可不可以不要幫我

1442
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,036
你自己你能做什麼

1443
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:19,514
你媽怎麼辦

1444
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:20,993
我也很想知道我一個人

1445
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:22,519
我可以做什麼

1446
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,030
我媽本來就是我的責任嘛

1447
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:29,073
我們兩個人有手有腳的  沒病沒殘的

1448
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,515
為什麼一定要東倒西歪的

1449
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:32,550
靠著別人

1450
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:34,477
然後才能站起來呢

1451
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,916
不是  你怎麼會變得這麼莫名其妙

1452
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,359
你要自己站起來  你就自己站起來

1453
01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,118
我不扶你就是了嘛

1454
01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:48,111
你為什麼一定要走呢

1455
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,317
你是不是要去跟那小子在一起

1456
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,790
你知不知道就是他跟週刊爆的料啊

1457
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,554
他才不會

1458
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:55,909
你怎麼知道他不會

1459
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:57,837
你才認識他多久啊

1460
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:02,149
我覺得我上輩子就認識他了

1461
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:05,034
我還上上輩子就已經認識你了咧

1462
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,276
難怪我覺得夠了

1463
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:16,556
你為什麼要這樣傷害我

1464
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,234
你不是也這樣傷害我嗎

1465
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:43,120
反正啊  你就想辦法斷她的路

1466
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:45,111
最後她一定會回頭的

1467
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:46,919
而且她幾歲了

1468
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:47,995
當model都嫌老

1469
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,156
還能做什麼  對不對

1470
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:01,679
下次去北京

1471
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,117
可能就要下手買四合院了

1472
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:06,551
你有什麼提醒或建議嗎

1473
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:12,357
我倒是認識一個賣房子的女生

1474
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:16,636
人很可愛

1475
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,438
可是已經很多年沒聯絡了

1476
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,994
回去找找看名片  看找不找得到

1477
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:24,913
不用找了吧

1478
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:28,236
北京這幾年變化這麼大

1479
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:30,917
這麼久沒聯絡

1480
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:32,837
都是陌生人了

1481
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:39,994
是啊  都這麼多年沒聯絡了

1482
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,117
就算是睡在一張床上

1483
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:46,430
一夜之間也可能變成陌生人

1484
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:03,038
待會兒去阿和別墅

1485
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,674
全都搞定了

1486
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:07,751
我算了  你們去玩吧

1487
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:09,035
我也算了

1488
01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:11,158
你們倆怎麼搞的啊

1489
01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:13,231
說好的千人斬呢

1490
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:20,996
來來來  我們繼續喝喔

1491
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:23,429
把酒杯拿起來  來來來

1492
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:53,755
哈囉  我是柔伊

1493
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:56,633
我現在在忙  請留話  謝謝

1494
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:02,230
最近洗車廠生意  生意很好

1495
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:07,956
很多客人都  都指定我洗車

1496
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,910
你  還好嗎

1497
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:19,917
我  每天  都去跑步

1498
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:23,149
再這樣跑下去

1499
01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:25,914
我都  都可以去跑馬拉鬆了

1500
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:38,072
你想  想不想她

1501
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:48,995
讓他做決定吧

1502
01:45:49,120 --> 01:45:50,758
好甜蜜喔

1503
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:55,431
老闆娘我要米苔目跟嘴邊肉

1504
01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:01,790
所有會製造分裂的思想

1505
01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:04,388
背後都隱藏了很大的危機

1506
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:07,877
一旦有了優劣高低  是非對錯

1507
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:11,993
對立就產生了  戰爭也就發生了

1508
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:14,156
如果明天就是世界末日了

1509
01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:18,712
對你而言  什麼才是最重要的呢

1510
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:22,238
這就是寶寶啵啵啵的心跳聲

1511
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:23,076
有沒有

1512
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:24,229
比媽媽的還快

1513
01:46:24,360 --> 01:46:27,716
一分鐘大概120到140下

1514
01:46:29,120 --> 01:46:32,112
我們來量一下寶寶的頭圍

1515
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,039
有沒有看到螢幕上面

1516
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:35,229
那個白色的中線

1517
01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:36,873
有  有  有

1518
01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:43,953
我  我是阿凱

1519
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:46,430
你還敢出現喔

1520
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:49,875
媽媽  你現在在演太陽花啊

1521
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:50,830
我演一下會怎樣

1522
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:51,870
不然我要跟你豎起大拇指

1523
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,319
說你幹得好喔

1524
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:54,236
媽

1525
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:58,031
欸  走吧  有話到我們家說啦

1526
01:46:58,680 --> 01:47:01,513
我們呢  是應該好好的聊一聊

1527
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:02,675
走

1528
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:19,393
你胖了喔

1529
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,673
嗯  兩公斤

1530
01:47:28,240 --> 01:47:30,754
待會兒甜點少吃一點喔

1531
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,833
你也是

1532
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,313
要注意血糖

1533
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:40,718
北京的胡同路太窄

1534
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,671
我那個大奔根本開不過來嘛

1535
01:47:43,080 --> 01:47:44,035
像您這麼有錢

1536
01:47:44,160 --> 01:47:46,628
直接買直升飛機不就好了嘛

1537
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:49,076
對啊  我怎麼沒有想到呢

1538
01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:50,070
哪裏有賣

1539
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:52,390
糟了  鑰匙又忘了帶

1540
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,756
你這太不專業了嘛  你這

1541
01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:59,958
欸  煤老闆您過來托我一下

1542
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:03,033
我翻過牆給您把門給開了

1543
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,879
這成何體統啊這

1544
01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:13,429
搞錯了

1545
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:14,709
搞錯了

1546
01:48:16,320 --> 01:48:17,833
這套四合院

1547
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:20,155
我們留給了一個非常重要的客戶

1548
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:21,594
不能賣給你們了

1549
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:24,354
誰  比我還重要

1550
01:48:32,920 --> 01:48:35,070
欸  我們先過去了喔

1551
01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:55,075
嘿

1552
01:48:56,320 --> 01:48:57,435
謝謝

1553
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:00,154
人來了好多

1554
01:49:06,480 --> 01:49:07,959
宜咖還好嗎

1555
01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:10,509
還可以吧

1556
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,479
你們有什麼打算啊

1557
01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:18,071
我來就是想跟你講這個事情

1558
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:21,757
我很討厭喝喜酒喔

1559
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,359
我是不會出席的

1560
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:28,239
我跟宜咖都很確定

1561
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:30,479
我們只是孩子的爸媽

1562
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:32,359
我們不會在一起

1563
01:49:34,960 --> 01:49:36,109
因為…

1564
01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:39,748
我愛的不是她

1565
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:45,359
如果我們勉強在一起

1566
01:49:45,480 --> 01:49:46,959
偽裝成相愛的父母

1567
01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:49,958
那簡直就像人間大悲劇啊

1568
01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:53,313
那以後呢

1569
01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:57,518
我也不知道以後會怎麼樣

1570
01:49:58,760 --> 01:49:59,954
但我知道  我絕對會盡力

1571
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:01,911
對這個孩子負責

1572
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,468
宜咖她爸說…

1573
01:50:07,480 --> 01:50:09,391
只要我有愛他這個孫子

1574
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:11,914
只要我有愛…

1575
01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:14,435
就夠了

1576
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:18,908
噢  宜咖她媽媽也有跟我講

1577
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:20,871
叫我每個月要繳五千塊給她

1578
01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:23,516
她說那個是愛的付出

1579
01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:31,072
我想看你的作品

1580
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,359
陸叔叔

1581
01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:41,516
你有看到小霓嗎

1582
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:43,073
她在裏面

1583
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:35,632
如果你們對婚禮有任何想法

1584
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:36,909
都可以來溝通

1585
01:51:48,480 --> 01:51:49,629
方柔伊

1586
01:51:57,280 --> 01:51:58,713
你媽還好嗎

1587
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:01,958
日本有一個開居酒屋的阿姨

1588
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:03,638
請她過去幫忙

1589
01:52:04,320 --> 01:52:05,548
她去了

1590
01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:08,589
很好啊

1591
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:13,789
你咧

1592
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:16,949
跟那個…

1593
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:20,434
哪一個

1594
01:52:24,080 --> 01:52:25,479
沒有聯絡了

1595
01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:27,915
為什麼

1596
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,033
我害怕吧

1597
01:52:35,640 --> 01:52:36,914
怕什麼呢

1598
01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:44,634
我怕  我怕會給他帶來困擾

1599
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:48,388
會給他造成壓力

1600
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:51,796
我怕其實我根本不懂得愛

1601
01:52:51,920 --> 01:52:53,114
會傷害他

1602
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:56,433
或者   我怕

1603
01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:00,474
像我這樣的人

1604
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,750
根本不值得他愛

1605
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:07,875
這話太噁心了

1606
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:10,036
老先生我聽了心臟都受不了

1607
01:53:14,280 --> 01:53:15,872
你真的愛他

1608
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,514
你如果真的愛他

1609
01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,073
就勇敢一點吧

1610
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:35,394
我真的好希望你可以回到我身邊

1611
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:38,750
每天想得心都痛了

1612
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:41,429
可是你活得開心

1613
01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:43,710
才是我最想要看到的

1614
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,075
我其實還蠻喜歡那個小子

1615
01:53:51,480 --> 01:53:53,789
因為…

1616
01:53:53,920 --> 01:53:55,751
你喜歡他

1617
01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:00,228
我看過…

1618
01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:02,794
你跟他在一起的時候的那張臉

1619
01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:07,589
那大概是我怎麼努力

1620
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:09,517
都沒辦法給你的

1621
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,750
可是他做到了

1622
01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:15,799
那個你…

1623
01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:20,279
看起來…

1624
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,958
很幸福  無所求

1625
01:54:22,080 --> 01:54:24,116
像一個小女生

1626
01:54:32,040 --> 01:54:34,508
嘿  終於說出來了耶

1627
01:54:35,680 --> 01:54:36,749
你看

1628
01:54:37,880 --> 01:54:38,630
這塗塗抹抹的

1629
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:39,795
而且…

1630
01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:42,959
你知道其實本來還有一段

1631
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,479
我刪掉了喔

1632
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:49,833
如果你願意回頭

1633
01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:51,792
你會發現…

1634
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:56,038
我其實一直在這裏

1635
01:54:56,160 --> 01:54:57,912
沒有走開

1636
01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:02,878
可後來我想  我傷你傷得那麼重

1637
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:05,920
實在也沒什麼資格說這個話

1638
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:09,035
你終於肯戴老花眼鏡了

1639
01:55:10,240 --> 01:55:11,992
人要服老啊

1640
01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:15,078
要不然字寫得這麼大一個才看得見

1641
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:49,512
豆豆  我們把蠟燭吹滅了吧

1642
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:50,876
不行

1643
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:54,151
爸爸答應我一起給你過生日的

1644
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:57,551
我們要等爸爸來了一起吹蠟燭

1645
01:55:58,400 --> 01:55:59,879
可是媽媽真的好餓喔

1646
01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:02,070
我好想吃這個蛋糕喔

1647
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:05,028
不行  我們要等爸爸來了

1648
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:06,878
一起吃蛋糕

1649
01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:12,559
那好吧  我們等吧

1650
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:17,352
等到海枯石爛  地老天荒

1651
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:21,598
那可以讓媽媽  先喝一杯西瓜汁嗎

1652
01:56:22,480 --> 01:56:23,913
啊  不行

1653
01:56:24,040 --> 01:56:26,998
我們要等爸爸來了一起喝西瓜汁

1654
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:29,315
我讓你喝西瓜汁啦

1655
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:30,919
- 乾杯   - 乾杯

1656
01:56:34,760 --> 01:56:37,035
我可以看到很美好的前景

1657
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:42,791
我相信  這是一次完美的合作

1658
01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:44,234
肯定是

1659
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:03,073
總經理  簽約儀式已完成

1660
01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:05,835
照例幫您準備了香檳慶祝

1661
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:08,710
需要現在為您打開嗎

1662
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:39,073
對不起  我來晚了

1663
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,118
這次我自己帶酒來

1664
01:57:49,040 --> 01:57:51,076
讓你嘗嘗我們這種人的酒

1665
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:55,228
希望你們那種人也會喜歡

1666
01:58:27,840 --> 01:58:29,034
生日快樂

1667
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,912
陳先生跟蔣小姐

1668
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:37,032
原本是素昧平生的陌生人

1669
01:58:37,760 --> 01:58:39,990
柔伊你表現得真的很不錯

1670
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:41,910
繼續加油

1671
01:58:42,040 --> 01:58:43,234
謝謝

1672
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:45,271
但是在兩年之前的

1673
01:58:45,400 --> 01:58:47,231
一個星期三的早上

1674
01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:48,759
陳先生在自家附近的

1675
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:50,791
大安森林公園裏面

1676
01:58:50,920 --> 01:58:53,992
看到了蔣小姐正帶領著她的鄰居

1677
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:56,918
親朋好友在跳元極舞

1678
01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:59,077
陳先生就發現了

1679
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:00,275
他已經深深的

1680
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:04,359
被蔣小姐的風采所吸引住了

1681
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:07,235
我們現在就請新郎新娘

1682
01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:09,749
對彼此來說說話

1683
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:13,638
我一直到此刻都不敢相信

1684
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:18,118
像我這樣的身體像我這樣的年齡

1685
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:20,111
你會願意嫁給我

1686
01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:21,949
奐真

1687
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:26,154
不管將來我們剩下的日子還有多少

1688
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:31,068
我會盡我的全力讓你幸福

1689
01:59:33,960 --> 01:59:35,359
少文

1690
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:37,757
我也知道

1691
01:59:37,880 --> 01:59:39,757
到了這個年紀

1692
01:59:39,880 --> 01:59:43,478
我可以輕易的找到  一百個理由

1693
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:45,033
跟你說抱歉

1694
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:47,837
但是…

1695
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:49,439
我愛你

1696
01:59:50,000 --> 01:59:52,594
我沒辦法欺騙我自己

1697
01:59:53,640 --> 01:59:55,710
不管你把我帶到哪

1698
01:59:56,400 --> 02:00:00,029
我都願意緊緊跟隨

1699
02:00:01,480 --> 02:00:03,118
陳少文先生

1700
02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:06,636
你願意娶蔣奐真小姐為妻

1701
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:09,792
不論貧窮富貴  疾病困難

1702
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,751
都能夠攜手面對

1703
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:15,031
相互扶持  不離不棄嗎

1704
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:16,395
願意

1705
02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:19,075
願意嗎

1706
02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:21,512
結  結婚

1707
02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:22,909
沒膽喔

1708
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:30,675
嗯

1709
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:35,634
好的  最重要的時刻來了

1710
02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:39,958
新郎新娘可以交換戒指了

1711
02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:45,150
願  願意嗎

1712
02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:51,918
熱情掌聲祝福台上這對新人

1713
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:53,914
這個時候…

1714
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:57,032
新郎可以親吻新娘了

1715
02:00:57,240 --> 02:00:58,719
親下去  親下去  親下去

1716
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:14,836
準備上香檳了

1717
02:01:14,960 --> 02:01:16,791
小寬  過來支援

1718
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:19,036
你  你  你等我一下

1719
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:22,156
新郎新娘最重要的一天

1720
02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:23,958
感謝所有的嘉賓蒞臨現場

1721
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:25,798
我們一起舉杯好不好

1722
02:01:25,920 --> 02:01:26,989
最快樂的時刻來了

1723
02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:28,712
你一定跟我一樣的開心

1724
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:29,909
我們祝福這對新人

1725
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:31,837
一起乾杯

1726
02:01:32,880 --> 02:01:36,919
甜甜蜜蜜  百年好合  永浴愛河

1727
02:01:37,040 --> 02:01:39,429
恭喜  恭喜

1728
02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:45,075
我會努力

1729
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:47,914
我會很  很努力的

1730
02:01:49,680 --> 02:01:50,874
你的未來

1731
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:52,433
我全包了

1732
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:54,956
我不接受包養

1733
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:57,638
我只接受…

1734
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:02,995
請坐

1735
02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:11,672
想吃什麼自己點

1736
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:13,074
桌上有單子

1737
02:02:47,080 --> 02:02:48,115
五桌點…

1738
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:51,989
五桌點什麼啦

1739
02:02:52,120 --> 02:02:52,996
你爸很過份耶

1740
02:02:53,120 --> 02:02:54,473
又給我跑到叫不回來

1741
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:56,113
這次一定要跟他離婚啦

1742
02:02:56,280 --> 02:02:57,554
下跪都沒有用了  我告訴你

1743
02:02:57,680 --> 02:02:58,954
叫他皮繃緊一點

1744
02:03:04,080 --> 02:03:05,229
你愛他愛得要死

1745
02:03:06,080 --> 02:03:07,957
你怎麼可能會跟他離婚啊

1746
02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:09,593
這是我的秘密

1747
02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:11,073
不要告訴你爸   知道嗎

1748
02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:13,512
免得他抓到我把柄

1749
02:03:15,760 --> 02:03:16,988
五桌點什麼啦

1750
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:21,952
你自己看啊

1751
02:03:24,240 --> 02:03:25,719
哦 你這個不孝女耶

1752
02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:27,478
一天到晚給我找麻煩

1753
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:33,478
對不起

1754
02:03:34,720 --> 02:03:36,551
對不起啦

1755
02:03:36,680 --> 02:03:38,318
不要對不起…