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你知道吗  他跟我求婚了耶

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真的吗  恭喜你

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谢谢

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可是...

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怎么了

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我不知道我到底爱不爱他耶

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你们都在一起三年了

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你怎么会不知道

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那你告诉我  爱是什么啊

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我不知道怎么跟他沟通耶

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我只是在跟他讲我的心情而已啊

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你知道吗

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她每天晚上都要检查我的手机

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不给她检查  她就说我心虚

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第一次跟她妈吃饭

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她妈就问我存款多少

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打算什么时候买房子

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小霓说她等一下就来了

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刚才遇到一个超笨的店员

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结帐结了老半天  sorry

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我就在那边一直瞪着他发射怨念

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世界上怎么会有那么多无脑的人

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你买什么

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给我爸的

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他生日派对我不想去

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提早给他礼物

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干嘛不去

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就不想看到那个女的啊

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不是已经住在一起了

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所以就更不想看到

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宝贝啊

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刚刚小猪打给我  我差点忘了

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今天那个电影社要开会

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有一个报名表格要填

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所以我就不跟你们去看电影了今天

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Sorry

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拜拜

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他刚才电话有响吗

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我不知道  我刚刚去厕所

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是怎样  现在又卡到阴喔

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叫他换工作不换

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有没有怎样

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没事  对不起  我自己不小心

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那个是你掉的吗

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当然不是啊

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洁癖鬼  你在干嘛

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我回公司开会啊

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礼拜六晚上你要干嘛

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噢  我那天要去北京耶

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太可惜了  阿和有个朋友

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要从日本带一团的model过来耶

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我们要在阿和的别墅搞个狂欢派对

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真的假的

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我去北京你约这个

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唉  好吧好吧

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那到时候再寄照片给你

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可是现场实况转播喔

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先这样  拜

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好啦  拜

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今天住19楼  对不对

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19楼19楼19楼

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快点

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还来得及洗个澡吗

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别洗了  一会儿出去又一身汗呐

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台湾这个湿度

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跟咱们那儿还真的不一样唉

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人家这是海岛型气候

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15楼

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湿度高

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15楼  谢谢

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你没手啊

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你看刚刚那开车的师傅

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他五十了  你看得出来吗

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五十啦

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看上去像四十多岁啊

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身材还不错  挺结实的

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待会儿出发还有多久

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30分钟后

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我觉得胃有点不舒服

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要不你们跟领队说一下   借过

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我就不去了

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好好去休息啊

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好  好  好  谢谢

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等一下

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等什么

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我有话要跟你说

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小宽

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你下班了喔

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嗯

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我也是耶

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等一下和薯条熊妹他们去唱歌

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你一起来好不好

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噢哟  你真的很难约唉

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小宽

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再帮我出一张单好不好

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好

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来  给你

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唉  听说方柔伊刚刚check in耶

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真的假的

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几号房  有没有男人

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爆料跟媒体爆料

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还能赚点钱耶   真的

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我有一个朋友在鞋店打工啊

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方柔伊去买过鞋

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他说她的脚超臭的

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真的假的

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真的  等一下

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这有点喔  媒体一定很有兴趣

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真的

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还玩啊  动作快点

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谁呀

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Room service

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放着就好

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我们自己来

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你点了香槟

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嗯

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庆祝我们眉来眼去那么久

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终于可以开房间了

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柔伊  我是真的喜欢你

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可是一想到

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那你那些小动作是什么意思啊

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你知道我很丢脸吗

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我是情不自禁

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你不敢碰我的话  就不要调情了

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那不是调情

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那是什么

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你爱上我啦

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你有爱过人吗

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没有爱的能力

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比没有性的能力

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更可悲

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喂

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在哪

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那么巧

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那你过来接我

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我在W门口等

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0K

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干嘛偷拍我

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听  听  说你脚  脚很臭

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小姐  狗仔的相机你都敢摔

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不怕被写臭啊你

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他又不是狗仔

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那他是谁

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路人

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路人就是狗仔

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现在是全民狗仔的时代了

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你不知道吗

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不过这些人也真无聊

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没料也拍

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你只是逛街不是吗

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我们结婚吧

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老板前面就是了

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但是车可能过不去了

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你到巷口等我

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好

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金小姐

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我已经到了恭俭胡同

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跟北海北夹道口了

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你在哪

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对不起  我堵在地铁里了

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堵在地铁里

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那你还要多久

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马上就到  五分钟

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好

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金小姐你到了没啊

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实在抱歉  五分钟一定到

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喂  我还需要等吗

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- 你在哪了  - 请再等我五分钟

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- 好几个五分钟了  - 我这就过去

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兄弟啊  请把板凳还我

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不好意思  谢谢

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马先生  马先生  马先生

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您就是马先生  对不对

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哎呀  不好意思  不好意思

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在北京买个四合院特别麻烦

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一个普普通通的四合院

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说白了就是一个大杂院

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里面十多个产权人  那都算少的

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您要是挨个儿去打交道

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一准都烦死您了

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这套四合院

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是我们公司专门为您挑选的

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精品房源

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难得有一家产权关系特别干净

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其实房东都不知道

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咱北京房价现在都涨成什么样啦

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他们搬住在国外吧没什么概念

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找什么啊

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钥匙  明明记得带着呀

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什么钥匙啊

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废话  当然是四合院钥匙啦

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不好意思  马先生

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最近工作压力有点大

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没关系

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既然没带钥匙今天就算了

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你这么大老远不是特意来看这房子的吗

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下次吧  不用

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马先生  马先生

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我可以打电话给同事

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他马上就能把钥匙送来

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我说不必了嘛

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我今天已经等够久了

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马先生  马先生  马先生

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喂  你在干嘛

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你过来托我一下

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我这就给您开门

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我就说不必了嘛

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您赶紧来  我卡这儿啦

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您不托我  我也下不去啦

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马先生

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您慢点 我脚抽筋了

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金小姐

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金小姐  你还好吗

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我   我动不了了

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没事吧

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您看看我的手机  还在外面吗

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应该还在吧

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快  快  帮我打个110

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姓什么

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他姓马

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我不姓马

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马先生  您不姓马吗

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我从来没说我姓马啊

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马克是我的英文名字Mark

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那你姓什么呀

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姑娘  是你问还是我问

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姓什么

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姓那  那里的那

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哟  旗人啊

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我父亲是北京人

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我生在台湾

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49年那会儿过去的

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那跟今天的事情有关系吗

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哟  够横的啊

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欸  我也是满族人

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我姓金  你知道吗

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姓金的在满族里啊

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姓爱新觉罗

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你姓那

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那一定是叶赫那拉

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你说巧不巧

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我的名字叫金小叶

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里面也  也有个叶字

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翻墙头好玩吗

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我没翻  是她翻的

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你一个大老爷们

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让一个姑娘翻墙头你好意思

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不是他让我翻的

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是我自己翻的

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他只是托了我一把

253
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,558
你们要是光明正大的往里进

254
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,715
我也没话说

255
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,831
但是你们要溜门  撬锁  翻墙头

256
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,029
那我可要抓你们

257
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,434
可是我没有翻嘛

258
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,515
她翻的  你帮了忙

259
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,073
你们俩是一伙儿的

260
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,079
我跟她这种人怎么可能是一伙的

261
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,229
欸 欸 欸

262
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,874
我这种人

263
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,069
我哪种人啊

264
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,912
你说话客气点行吗

265
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,116
我可是一直忍着脚疼  哈着您呢

266
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,474
不就两个糟钱嘛

267
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,113
老娘还不挣了呢

268
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,311
台湾男人没他妈一个好东西

269
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,350
你这什么态度啊

270
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,674
我要跟你们公司投诉

271
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,073
投去呗

272
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,117
你要不投你孙子  我告诉你

273
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,713
我还没告你故意伤害罪呢

274
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,159
你神经病讲不讲理啊

275
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,753
我讲理  我找谁讲理

276
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,676
我脚摔成这样  我找谁讲理

277
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,313
行了行了

278
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:48,951
我看出来啦

279
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,069
你们俩不是一伙儿的

280
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,072
一个爱新觉罗一个叶赫那拉

281
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,232
你们俩简直一对活宝

282
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,239
小伙子  脾气别太冲

283
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,799
虽然你是台湾同胞

284
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,591
但往根儿上捣

285
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,994
你也是个老北京

286
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,031
咱老北京人都讲理儿的

287
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,879
凡事呢  都要做到有理有面

288
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,035
懂吗

289
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,030
那我可以走了吗

290
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,275
等等

291
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,596
人家姑娘摔得不轻  都走不动道了

292
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,392
你带着去医院瞧瞧去

293
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,077
我

294
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,355
怎么着

295
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,353
不把人民警察的话当回事是吧

296
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,948
没事没事

297
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,469
我自己去医院

298
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,278
那祝你早日康复

299
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,079
台湾男人  早看透了

300
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,311
我帮你介绍一下

301
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,396
这是大宇开发的千金  Nora

302
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,270
方柔伊

303
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,355
你好

304
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,356
哇  好漂亮的钻石

305
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,117
谢谢

306
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,633
OK  我们走了

307
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,069
嗯  你有没有闻到一股什么味道

308
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,794
没什么味道  我们先走了

309
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,319
骚味

310
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,278
不好意思  她喝多了

311
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,078
走了  你对她不好意思

312
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,033
你对我不好意思吧

313
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:03,991
难看  方柔伊

314
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,269
难看

315
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,835
不要  不要发神经嘛你

316
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,996
方柔伊  你在发什么神经啊

317
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,916
上车

318
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,075
放开我

319
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,070
你上车我就放

320
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,434
你绑架  放开我

321
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,231
你不要

322
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,315
- 神经病  - 救命啊

323
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,600
- 走啦  - 放开我

324
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,076
等  等一下

325
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,071
你把我带到这里来干嘛

326
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,317
刚刚那个人他

327
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,158
他不是要强  强暴你

328
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,754
不不是啦  是绑架

329
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,954
那我还要谢谢你解救了我喔

330
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,394
不客气

331
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,118
那…  那你记得我吗

332
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,836
记得啊  偷拍狂

333
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,879
我  我不是啦

334
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,551
我明明看到你相机里头

335
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,035
除了我以外  还有其他女生的照片

336
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,593
那…  那是我妹啦

337
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,509
要吃吗

338
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,795
那  要喝吗

339
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,479
喝  喝  喝  喝

340
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,638
你白痴啊

341
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,438
星期天早上我都要跑步

342
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:53,157
对  对不起  我讲  讲话

343
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,232
没关系  乔治六世也是这样

344
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,157
我小学五年级的时候

345
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,880
班上有个男同学跟你一样

346
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,870
有一次我自然作业不见了

347
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,230
找了老半天

348
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,794
终于在垃圾桶里头找到了

349
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,754
后来  又有一次

350
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,314
我的劳作课的模型不见了

351
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,592
那次老师好生气

352
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,676
放学之后他叫全班都留下来

353
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,832
要是没有人承认的话

354
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,757
一个都不准回家

355
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,076
然后那小男生就站起来

356
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,156
他说在学校后花园的花圃里头

357
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,719
他挖了一个洞

358
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,796
把我的模型给埋了

359
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,436
老师就问他说  为什么啊

360
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,636
你为什么要这样做啊

361
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,152
他一边哭一边说

362
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,309
开  开学  自我介绍

363
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,393
她…笑我

364
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,115
他哭得肩膀都在发抖

365
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,598
你…  你不是真的在笑他吧

366
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,628
我笑他

367
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,273
是因为我喜欢他

368
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,359
我想要他注意我

369
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,673
我是阿凯  你留话吧

370
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,877
干嘛啦

371
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,594
起来啦

372
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,597
你今天不是要练车

373
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,077
起来了啦

374
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,678
太快了  李宜咖

375
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,479
放慢速度

376
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,956
搞什么  李宜咖

377
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,230
有没有听到我在讲话

378
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,068
减速  减速

379
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,077
你知不知道

380
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,515
自己在车队是担任什么角色啊

381
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,516
负责开路

382
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,949
然后后段退下来  让主将上前冲刺

383
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,513
那个人是你耶

384
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,029
冲  冲  冲

385
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,718
冲什么冲啊

386
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,990
我在那边喊得那么大声

387
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,111
你也当作没听到

388
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,110
是怎样

389
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,235
造反了啊

390
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,950
嗯

391
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,879
什么态度啊

392
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,075
你是不爽我把你放在这个位置吗

393
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,509
我不想骑车了

394
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,390
怎么啦

395
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,675
先走

396
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,468
我是阿凯  你留话吧

397
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,238
都不接耶

398
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,111
该不会我已经被甩了吧

399
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,993
他没那个胆吧

400
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,635
都是你啦

401
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,155
当初我就不想要跟他在一起

402
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,514
你就说什么

403
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,878
他看我的眼神连你都要融化了

404
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,919
可恶

405
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,310
你要融化  你拿去用好了

406
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,555
再向灵前  行哀祭礼

407
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,636
请鞠躬

408
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,468
礼成

409
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,319
请回座休息  谢谢

410
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,317
继续礼请公奠单位圣洁女中

411
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,554
我在外面等你

412
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,878
我刚才在等你的时候

413
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,070
听到那些来参加丧礼的人说

414
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,878
那个女的是自杀的

415
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,154
喔  是喔

416
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,156
她男友劈腿被她捉奸在床

417
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,793
结果  那个男的超没良心

418
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,393
不但没有跟她道歉

419
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,239
把她痛骂一顿之后  还把她甩了

420
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,070
是喔

421
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,909
我觉得很奇怪

422
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,232
为什么是那个女的要去死

423
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,675
明明应该要去死的是那个男的耶

424
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,636
宝贝

425
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,949
我想尿尿

426
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,155
是喔

427
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,075
宝贝

428
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,551
我应该跟你好好解释清楚

429
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,238
但是我现在真的很乱

430
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,915
我脑袋全部都搅在一起

431
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,154
搅成比化粪池还恐怖的东西耶

432
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,395
我不知道怎么说啦

433
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,156
宝贝  可以给我一点时间

434
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,272
你让我好好想一想

435
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,599
你是不是爱上别人了

436
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,069
哎哟  绝对不是这种啦

437
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,033
那是哪种

438
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,916
我现在也不知道该说什么啦

439
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,957
反正我知道

440
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,957
我本来规划我的人生就是这样

441
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,953
拿在葬仪社打工赚的钱

442
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,036
去拍短片  去参展

443
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,471
然后慢慢累积我的实力

444
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,955
然后三年内

445
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,310
我可以交出我的第一部剧情长片

446
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,629
是会上映的喔

447
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,989
然后你看

448
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,350
到时候一定很多人去排队

449
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,148
就为了看我阿凯导演的作品

450
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,313
好啦好啦

451
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,078
我知道你们都觉得我很白痴

452
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,838
但人总是要有梦想的嘛

453
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,148
而且我这个梦想里面还有你耶

454
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,039
虽然你一直挑剔我

455
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,068
我所有朋友都告诉我你很七八

456
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,759
可是我知道

457
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,674
你才是那个真正最支持我的人

458
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,355
宝贝

459
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,956
我真的很害怕失去你

460
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,350
也很害怕失去我的梦想

461
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,150
0K

462
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,069
OK什么

463
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,355
我等你想清楚

464
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,076
可是  万一到最后

465
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,639
我还是没有想清楚呢

466
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,992
那你就去跳化粪池啦

467
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,039
是喔

468
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,228
今天的盲饮

469
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,474
五支都是波尔多  八二年

470
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,871
两支右岸  三支左岸

471
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,796
提示就这么多

472
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,069
最输的买单

473
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,275
这么狠呀

474
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,913
少来了  酒都你的

475
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,519
你当然猜得出来

476
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,798
都是侍酒师在我酒窖选的

477
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,273
我也不知道喝什么  好不好

478
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,118
我哪像你那么下流

479
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,989
那我一定猜不出来啊

480
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,314
亲爱的

481
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,673
反正你猜错了也是我买单

482
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,119
你尽量喝吧

483
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,156
你们家那个最厉害的回来了

484
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,915
来来来  小霓  来来来

485
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,632
八二年盲饮

486
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,829
有没有叫人啊

487
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,598
李叔叔今天刚从北京来

488
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,433
你坐我旁边吧

489
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,832
你们知道今天花的酒钱

490
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,155
可以养活多少非洲的小孩吗

491
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,713
我每一年都有捐钱给非洲的小孩

492
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,953
我好像酒喝多了

493
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,229
你等我一下

494
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,274
你想清楚啰

495
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,237
宝贝

496
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,918
宜咖有没有跟你在一起

497
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,594
没有啦  干嘛

498
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,472
你快去找她啦

499
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,868
干嘛啊

500
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,713
她要去拿小孩了啦

501
00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,956
欸

502
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,994
欸  那个…

503
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,317
欸   怎样

504
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,794
你有看到李宜咖吗

505
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,989
她退社了

506
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,873
我知道她退社

507
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,110
那你有没有看到她

508
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,838
那你有看到她吗

509
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,710
我就是没有看到她

510
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,114
才来这里找她啊

511
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,111
那你看到她跟她说

512
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,998
我也在找她

513
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,077
我才在找她咧

514
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,319
你跟他拿钱干嘛

515
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,115
我需要钱啊

516
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,429
要干嘛

517
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,239
畜生啊你

518
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,916
走  走啦

519
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,359
这件事跟他无关

520
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,119
我只是找他借钱

521
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,552
那小孩是谁的

522
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,109
我的

523
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,915
是你的那你干嘛不要

524
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,678
那你现在打算怎样

525
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,232
我想拿掉  然后离开

526
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,553
离开  去哪

527
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:31,876
我也不知道

528
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,070
反正就是走得远远的

529
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,515
不要再出现在你们两个面前

530
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,159
你刚说  你们

531
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,355
是谁

532
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,477
你怎么可以这样子对我

533
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,591
你们怎么可以这样子对我

534
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,519
为什么要这样子对我

535
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,516
你这个贱货

536
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,039
你是不是人啊

537
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,390
为什么要这样子对我

538
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,396
你这个不要脸的

539
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,317
我怀孕了啦

540
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,548
你还好吗

541
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,511
嗯  还好

542
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,312
谁在问你啊

543
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,278
我是在问你肚子里的那个

544
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,436
没事就好

545
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,356
Peace

546
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,556
阿凯会叫我来阻止你

547
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,912
应该就是因为...

548
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,754
无所谓啦

549
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,275
你们要手牵手去结婚生小孩

550
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,389
I don't care

551
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,313
没有什么了不起的

552
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,790
你明明那时候就已经跟他分手了

553
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,115
而且你一天到晚在抱怨他  挑剔他

554
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,269
你根本就不爱...

555
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,439
我很挑剔

556
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,513
我很难搞

557
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,556
我讲话难听

558
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,398
我又常常脸臭

559
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,235
可是那就是我

560
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,834
我就是没有办法像你一样

561
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,872
听话顺从又牺牲奉献

562
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,677
就因为我没有那么伟大

563
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,028
我就不配爱人

564
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,879
我就不值得被爱吗

565
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,676
她总是那么美

566
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,074
那么好

567
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,798
就像羽毛一样

568
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,151
我想要伸手抓她

569
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,077
却怎么样都抓不住

570
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,279
OK吗

571
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,268
很棒啊

572
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,631
那你觉得小霓会喜欢吗

573
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,991
我又不是她  我怎么会知道

574
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,037
你怎么会不知道

575
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,674
你是她最好的朋友耶

576
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,876
她喜欢的东西

577
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,797
你不是也都很喜欢吗

578
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,230
连你都不知道  我就挫屎了

579
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,035
烦呐

580
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,357
万一我把这片子寄给她

581
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,270
她嫌我拍得很烂怎么办

582
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,068
如果这个世界上

583
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,074
有人愿意为我拍一个这样的片

584
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,634
那…

585
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,632
我一定会

586
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,756
谁约的啊

587
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,471
在台中喔

588
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,350
在台中

589
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,117
谁约的啊

590
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,269
我朋友约的

591
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,912
真的假的

592
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,314
你们不认识啦

593
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,959
这样去  不会很怪吗

594
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,069
还好啦

595
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,872
台中很远欸

596
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,876
哭夭喔

597
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,274
你今天来我才觉得奇怪

598
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,116
放屁啦

599
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,030
敬

600
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,275
敬什么啊

601
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,591
我敬

602
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,074
哇   混哪里的啊

603
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:55,752
对不起  对不起  对不起

604
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,757
活该  活该

605
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,915
踩到脚都肿起来了啦

606
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,438
对不起  对不起

607
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,470
我讲那么多对不起

608
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,953
你有没有听到啊

609
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,072
这世界是怎么啦

610
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,514
人不能犯错

611
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,438
我这么诚恳向你道歉

612
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,709
你就死不肯原谅我

613
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,795
算了啦

614
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,149
你打我  你打我

615
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,150
我要小便

616
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,588
你打我好了

617
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,396
你今天不打我

618
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,158
你明天又摆一个臭脸给我看

619
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,275
你到底想怎么样啊

620
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,595
阿凯   阿凯

621
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,111
不好意思  请问一下

622
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,679
我们什么时候可以走

623
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,355
再两个小时吧

624
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,028
还要再两个小时噢

625
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,559
还要检查是不是有脑震荡

626
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,238
不是说摔到头了吗

627
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,788
我头好痛

628
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,319
帮帮我好不好

629
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,351
小声一点啦

630
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,074
你跟她说我不是故意的嘛

631
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,956
那天我真的喝多了啊

632
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,116
她不要这样对我行不行啊

633
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,157
小霓对不起嘛

634
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,717
我的心好痛

635
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,239
我的脸也好痛

636
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,916
我快要死掉了啦

637
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,631
你帮帮我好不好

638
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,709
我求求你帮帮我  好心的人

639
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,832
安静  这里是医院

640
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,075
你们在吵什么啊

641
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,798
好凶  怎么了嘛

642
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,319
她跟小霓一样

643
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,632
帮帮我  求求你

644
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079
帮帮我  好心的人

645
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,877
您里边请  里边请

646
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,155
我们钮枯禄氏啊

647
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,153
有四位姑娘嫁给了皇帝

648
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,629
其中两位做了皇后

649
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,079
那个大家安静一下  安静一下

650
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,355
为大家介绍一下

651
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,273
这位是来自台湾的那先生

652
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,234
他为咱们满族宗亲会慷慨解囊

653
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,270
一下子解决了

654
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,709
我们下半年的活动经费

655
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,114
大家鼓掌

656
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,072
欸  小叶  来来来  过来

657
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,954
唉哟  这  这脚怎么了  来来

658
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,117
来来  我给你介绍一下

659
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,998
这是我外甥女

660
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,589
正经八百的爱新觉罗氏

661
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,948
和你们叶赫那拉氏啊

662
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,832
应该是不打不相识吧

663
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,871
你们好好聊聊啊  聊聊

664
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,429
你的脚还好吗？

665
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,993
关你什么事

666
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,273
小叶  怎么说话的

667
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,118
怎么没去医院看看

668
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,111
欸  你少跟我装好人了

669
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,157
别在这假惺惺地演戏

670
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,119
怎么啦小心  你怎么啦

671
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,952
我的腿就是让他弄伤的

672
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,555
怎么不早来啊

673
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,749
右脚脚躁骨折

674
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:00,869
需要做手术

675
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:01,637
什么手术

676
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,795
小手术

677
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,433
在里面放一根钢钉

678
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,632
那得多疼啊

679
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,110
疼也得做呀

680
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,429
要不然你怎么愈合

681
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,073
我坚决不做手术

682
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,231
我觉得只要是对复原有帮助

683
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,510
该做的手术还是得做嘛

684
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,755
我不做  我要走了

685
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,635
您硬要走

686
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,636
医院不拦着

687
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,716
但是您要落下了终身残疾

688
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,831
可别说当时我们没提醒过您

689
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,439
我有很重要的事情要做

690
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,596
再重要  有比自己的身体重要吗

691
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,075
是啊  难道你想变个瘸子

692
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,275
对不起

693
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,312
这就是当年延误医治的结果

694
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:42,797
可我来不及了

695
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,353
我要去接一个人

696
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,275
我替你去吧

697
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,072
嗯  让你老公去啰

698
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:49,797
等他回来

699
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,239
手术也就做完了

700
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,152
老公

701
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,116
我呸

702
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,630
医生你确定一根钢钉够吗

703
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,590
你要不多打几根

704
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,948
钱不是问题

705
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,269
豆豆

706
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,675
爸爸

707
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,954
我不是你爸爸

708
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,878
欸  你到底是不是豆豆啊

709
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,399
我爸爸呢

710
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,799
那得去问你妈吧

711
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,715
喂

712
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,434
干什么啊你们

713
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,630
关你啥事

714
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,113
你谁啊

715
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,474
他是我爸爸

716
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,034
我不是他爸爸

717
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,388
你这个吹牛大王

718
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,112
根本就没有爸爸

719
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,350
我有爸爸  我没吹牛

720
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,118
那你爸爸呢  骗子

721
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,110
我不是骗子

722
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,270
喂喂喂喂

723
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,037
别打  别打

724
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,639
别打了

725
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,835
不要打了

726
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,036
豆豆

727
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,114
怎么又是你啊

728
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,111
这句话得我问你吧

729
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,998
难道全北京只剩下你一个警察

730
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,111
对啊  还得专门儿伺候您这位爷

731
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,153
以后甭打110了

732
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,673
直接我把手机号留给您

733
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,630
不是万不得已

734
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,478
我绝对不会随便报警的

735
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,912
你换个地方万不得已去吧

736
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,150
少在这边晃悠

737
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,910
已到现场   已到现场

738
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,118
这次又出什么事啦

739
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,238
跑丢了一个孩子

740
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,594
你们家孩子

741
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:41,550
不是我的

742
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,113
是那位金小姐的

743
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,796
得  你们俩花样还真多

744
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,229
你这个混蛋  还我儿子啊

745
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,308
豆豆

746
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,155
豆豆

747
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,279
豆豆

748
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,749
今天是豆豆七岁的生日

749
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,676
他会不会去找你前夫啦

750
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,312
我没有前夫

751
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,955
那你儿子怎么来的  他爸爸呢

752
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,271
豆豆没见过爸爸

753
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,790
他还没出生  那个人就跑了

754
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,478
这种男人你就应该告他

755
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,794
他跑去哪了

756
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,389
台湾

757
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,070
我需要一张你儿子近期的照片

758
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,314
如果儿童失踪超过24小时的话

759
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,317
被拐卖的机率会增大的

760
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,236
我需要把照片

761
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,794
登到全国儿童失踪网路上去

762
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,796
我都说了

763
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,275
头24小时最重要

764
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,072
你现在哭一点用都没有

765
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,151
咱们能不能干点儿别的呀

766
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,958
对啊  别哭了吧

767
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,800
你还柞这儿干嘛你  滚吧

768
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,952
我是想帮你找到他

769
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,633
你别假惺惺的了

770
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,110
你才根本不在乎我儿子的死活呢

771
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,118
你对台湾人有偏见

772
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,759
我对你没有偏见

773
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,711
我是发自内心地讨厌你

774
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,592
- 你这个   - 别别  别别吵了

775
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,836
你们再吵我到外边等你们去

776
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,630
你儿子最近有什么异常表现吗

777
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,754
没有

778
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,591
有  他跟同学打架

779
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,312
他在哪儿打的架

780
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:14,230
豆豆

781
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,433
喂  我好像看到他了

782
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,549
在哪

783
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,955
豆豆

784
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,230
豆豆

785
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,229
豆豆

786
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,670
豆豆

787
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,478
豆豆  妈妈总算找到你了

788
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,716
你赶快下来我带你回家

789
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,909
我不

790
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,478
妈妈  妈妈给你买了一个大蛋糕

791
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,874
你骗人

792
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,719
我什么时候骗过你啊

793
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,435
你说了等我长大了  上学了

794
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,438
爸爸就会回来陪我过生日

795
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,910
可  可你现在还没有长大呢

796
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,508
我今年已经上小学了

797
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,039
我已经长大了

798
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,596
我要爸爸

799
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,152
豆豆  我也没有见过我爸爸

800
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,230
你爸爸去哪啦

801
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,834
我不知道

802
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,672
我不知道他长什么样子

803
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,279
不知道他现在在哪

804
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,593
我甚至不知道

805
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,990
他是不是记得有我这个儿子

806
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,830
你真可怜

807
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,671
但我知道他是北京人

808
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,515
他出生在一个四合院里

809
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,639
豆豆  你知道吗

810
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,879
我小时候其实也常常跟同学打架

811
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,957
因为他们都笑我没爸爸

812
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,075
我不喜欢过生日

813
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,271
也不需要有人陪

814
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,950
因为要是习惯有人陪

815
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,511
就会担心有一天可能会失去那个人

816
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,232
如果不去拥有  就不用想念

817
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,270
想念是很痛苦的  你懂吗

818
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,795
我懂了

819
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,309
你不要你爸爸陪你过生日

820
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,830
可我要我爸爸陪我过生日

821
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,793
豆豆  其实你爸已经来了

822
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,311
他在哪儿呢

823
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,154
他在这儿呢

824
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,912
他就是你爸爸

825
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,439
他说他不是我爸爸

826
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,472
他是跟你开玩笑的

827
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,079
不信   你问你妈

828
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,668
是的豆豆  他就是你爸爸

829
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,390
那他为什么说他不是我爸爸

830
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,588
对不起  豆豆

831
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,312
我之前是骗你的

832
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,988
我确实是你爸

833
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,878
那你怎么证明

834
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,229
你要我怎么证明

835
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,113
别的爸爸都会亲妈妈

836
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,475
亲妈妈

837
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,157
赶紧的啊   别掉链子

838
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,635
对不起

839
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,468
不是这样亲的

840
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,319
要像电视里那样亲的

841
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,671
我真服了   你们真是一家子呀

842
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,231
来   打光

843
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,119
豆豆  这样可以了吗

844
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,076
嗯

845
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,355
我不敢下来

846
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,311
你等着  爸爸上去救你

847
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,312
豆豆  你别乱动啊

848
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,551
怎么啦

849
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,238
没事  你不要进来

850
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,559
我还没洗澡  臭死了

851
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,720
不会  我觉得你很香

852
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,034
臭流氓

853
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,833
帮你一整天

854
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:49,956
换来就是一巴掌

855
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,071
跟臭流氓三个字

856
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,312
算我多事

857
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,511
疯婆娘  再见

858
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,516
欸

859
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,516
最近有客人在反映

860
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,073
说我们的菜太咸了

861
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,958
你是老了  还是味觉退化

862
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,229
果然没错啊

863
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,634
- 这样吗   - 咸死人了

864
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,875
我试试看

865
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,398
哪有啦  嘟嘟好啦

866
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,316
这样嘟嘟好

867
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,759
是我有问题还是你有问题

868
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,154
你们两个评评理

869
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,079
我觉得OK啊

870
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,678
你们男生都吃重咸

871
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,279
妹妹你说是不是太咸

872
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,754
- 嗯   - 看吧

873
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,151
你要是嫌喔

874
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,390
明天厨房换你  我辞职

875
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,034
是怎样啊   都不能说一下喔

876
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,957
我只是反映客人的意见而已啊

877
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,229
你以后注意一点就好啦

878
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,509
动不动就辞职往外跑

879
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,516
不要以为我不知道

880
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,551
每天去艋舺茶店唱歌

881
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,910
你是听谁在乱讲

882
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,748
我每天早上一大早

883
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,949
要到菜市场去买菜

884
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,230
回来整天喔  要在厨房

885
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,476
我这样喔  做到流汗被嫌到流涎

886
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,318
你到底有没有良心啊

887
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,510
妈

888
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,675
嗯

889
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,639
你这样挑剔爸

890
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,478
可是其实你很爱他对不对

891
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,272
欸  谁爱他啊

892
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,555
恶心巴拉的

893
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,717
你看你看  你妈啊一点温柔都没有

894
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,636
温柔  你懂不懂啊

895
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,079
不会写啦

896
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,311
小宽啊  以后娶老婆喔

897
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,112
眼睛睁大一点看清楚啊

898
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,793
不要随随便便娶一个喔

899
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,672
每天在你耳朵边碎碎念

900
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,438
念久会衰耶

901
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,991
那妈回南部的时候

902
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,111
你干嘛每  每天打电话给她

903
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,389
我要查勤啊

904
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,432
看她有没有在我背后干什么

905
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,118
你自己裤带绑紧一点啦

906
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,316
不要在那边装痴情好不好

907
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,476
你怎么不吃  是不是太咸

908
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,595
没胃口

909
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,068
没胃口

910
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,469
我拿胃散给你

911
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,277
你最近是不是常常吐啊

912
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,000
嗯

913
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,269
先吃一瓢

914
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,070
我不想吃啊

915
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,514
嗯  都吐了还不吃

916
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,119
我怀孕了

917
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,150
对啦

918
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,033
怀孕不能吃成药

919
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,274
夭寿喔

920
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,751
我这么年轻就要做阿嬷了

921
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,671
是谁

922
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,873
阿凯

923
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,838
哪个阿凯

924
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,472
小霓的男友

925
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,150
靠  小霓她男友上她又上你喔

926
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,032
是我上他

927
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,916
哇赛

928
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,468
李宜咖

929
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,672
你怎么  怎么会是这种人啊

930
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,995
上你好朋友的男朋友

931
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,554
你到底在想什么啊

932
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,551
我也不知道

933
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,559
干  干嘛

934
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,318
干嘛这样啦

935
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,279
欸  你到  到底要  要怎样嘛

936
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,675
哥  现在要怎么办嘛

937
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:50,678
你要为自己负起责任来

938
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,116
盖起来  盖起来

939
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,713
好臭喔

940
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,119
你确定你要这么做吗

941
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,998
不然咧  没有别招了啊

942
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,680
哇  阿凯  爱情的力量有这么伟大

943
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,836
大到我都招架不住

944
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,075
你在这边不要动喔

945
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:13,916
你们到底要干嘛啦

946
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,759
那我死掉以后变成粪鬼回来抓你们

947
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:18,751
打开把他丢下去

948
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,757
欸欸欸  小霓来了啦

949
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,272
好啦

950
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,833
快快快  拿东西

951
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,956
快快快快快

952
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,149
好臭

953
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,079
Test  1，2，3

954
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,235
臭

955
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:44,669
好臭

956
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:48,989
宝贝

957
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,678
我知道我是个烂人

958
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,313
我对不起你

959
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,070
可是说再多对不起也没有用

960
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,352
为了表示我的诚意和歉意

961
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,751
我今天会跳化粪池

962
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,074
化粪池很臭也很脏

963
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,278
可是我不怕臭也不怕脏

964
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,435
因为我爱你

965
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,994
哇

966
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,433
欸

967
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,312
用跳的啦

968
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,794
没有人用走的啦

969
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,070
爱是勇气  爱是勇气

970
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,231
Shit  很臭耶

971
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,232
欸  快洒水啊

972
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,868
喷到我了  有机器啦

973
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,715
干什么

974
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,032
爱是什么  爱是抱抱

975
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:53,956
不要跑

976
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,395
不要跑

977
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,273
我有机器  我有机器

978
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,512
不要闹了啦  不要闹

979
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,713
小霓不见了啦

980
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,309
你看一下

981
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,435
小霓

982
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,558
打打打  打电话快点

983
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,392
快快快  冲脸冲脸

984
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:13,956
欸

985
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,516
欸

986
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:17,992
小霓她说  她不会原谅你了啦

987
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,997
因为你都嘻嘻哈哈的

988
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,677
三一支拿去吃啦

989
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,630
Pass

990
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,079
三一支也在pass

991
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,036
一张九

992
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,591
老二

993
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,074
一直在那边哔哔哔

994
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,673
输钱也没哭夭很奇怪喔

995
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,869
谁谁

996
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,433
晚  晚  晚  晚上

997
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,118
干嘛拿我手机啦

998
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,838
到底是谁啦

999
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,030
一直传那个依依啊啊给你

1000
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,755
我知道了

1001
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,758
一定是在学他口  口  口吃

1002
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,838
关  关你屁事

1003
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,439
有鬼

1004
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,310
对

1005
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,839
哪有啦

1006
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,508
好啦好啦  也差不多啦

1007
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,116
什么意思

1008
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,315
都当完兵了

1009
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,156
差不多可以结一结

1010
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,435
生一个小孩子来玩啦

1011
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,515
对啊

1012
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,790
哎呦  不可能啦

1013
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,148
有什么不可能

1014
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,788
怎么不可能

1015
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,159
我配  配  配不上人家啦

1016
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,912
欸  拜托

1017
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,109
你家开那个热炒店耶

1018
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,633
赚钱跟赚水一样

1019
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,034
而且你长得一表人才

1020
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,151
你看  手长脚长那根长

1021
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,116
哪里配不上

1022
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,316
上上上上上了再说啊

1023
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,113
不  不要乱说好不好

1024
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,478
这  你们不懂啦

1025
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,558
这个真的  真的不可能

1026
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,796
她不是普通人

1027
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,638
不是普通人

1028
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,233
难道是钢铁人

1029
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,788
还是蜘蛛人

1030
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:43,990
哈比人

1031
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,953
有完没完

1032
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:46,990
小宽

1033
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,109
我刚刚看到你妹

1034
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,236
走进前面那家妇产科

1035
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,357
哦   妇女病

1036
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,957
啊  六分钟啦

1037
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,032
我还夹娃娃咧

1038
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,154
你在说什么啊

1039
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,389
你先在这边休息一下

1040
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,430
我出去拿药

1041
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,357
等一下过程中如果有任何不舒服

1042
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,515
随时都可以叫我

1043
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,073
好  谢谢

1044
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,632
李宜咖  李宜咖

1045
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:53,877
李宜咖  李宜咖  李宜咖  李宜咖

1046
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,999
干嘛啦

1047
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,833
我会负责

1048
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,237
我会照顾你们两个

1049
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,638
你不用担心

1050
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,910
跟我回家好不好

1051
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,514
我都要哭了

1052
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,993
这么好的男人  哪里找啊

1053
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,553
你走吧

1054
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,875
那个人其实是我哥啦

1055
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,348
近亲生下来的小孩

1056
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,038
这就是你负  负责任的方式喔

1057
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,993
阿凯都要放弃他的梦想了

1058
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,872
我怎么可以这么自私

1059
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,518
我不想成为他的负担

1060
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,515
干  干嘛要成为他负担

1061
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,080
这是我们家的小孩耶

1062
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,991
我也不想要成为你的负担

1063
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,032
你不是啊

1064
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,157
他  他才是嘛

1065
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,594
而且  是又怎样

1066
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,233
没有在怕的啦

1067
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,071
我跟你说

1068
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,913
他的未来我全包了

1069
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,593
你说的喔

1070
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,473
当  当然啊

1071
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,751
母舅最大

1072
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,916
以后他的事都要我点头

1073
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,877
你  你赶快回家休息啦

1074
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,073
我要去赚钱了

1075
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,794
好  谢谢您

1076
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,673
总经理  好了

1077
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,312
你先到车上等我

1078
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,354
你怎么在这儿

1079
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,591
小朋友报警要找爹

1080
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,280
碰巧我知道他爹住哪

1081
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,832
豆豆  你找我什么事啊

1082
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,474
我们学校要组织运动会

1083
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,994
那跟我有什么关系啊

1084
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,678
这是要跟爸爸妈妈

1085
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,472
一起参加的运动会

1086
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,115
但妈妈去不了  妈妈的腿还没好

1087
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,110
所以呢

1088
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,436
我想要让你陪我去

1089
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,518
我  我不能陪你去呀

1090
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,119
为什么

1091
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,349
因为我不是...

1092
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,992
因为今天我有很重要的事情要忙

1093
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,394
不是今天

1094
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:57,555
明天也很忙

1095
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,592
是下个月的第一个星期天

1096
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,278
我每天都很忙

1097
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,639
那你最近都不会回家了

1098
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:06,909
对

1099
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,469
我会好想你的

1100
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,432
豆豆  你记住这句话

1101
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,392
永远不要去想念你不曾拥有过的

1102
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,679
你可真是个当爹的料啊

1103
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,150
你没见过你爸爸

1104
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,838
所以你就不要去想他了

1105
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,155
可我已经见过你了

1106
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,389
我没办法不想你

1107
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,834
豆豆  你呀

1108
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,035
豆豆

1109
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:58,274
这样  好吗

1110
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,314
什么

1111
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,958
你这样跑来我家

1112
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,957
你要赶我走喔

1113
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:13,078
不是啦

1114
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:17,711
我是怕影响到你原来的生活

1115
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,720
反正我也不喜欢我原来的生活

1116
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:27,110
那你干嘛不  不...

1117
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,508
离开

1118
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,993
嗯

1119
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,792
我有卡刷

1120
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,276
有名牌包拿  有豪宅住

1121
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,633
要去哪

1122
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,512
我大学的时候有一个很有钱的男朋友

1123
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,959
跟他在一起

1124
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,876
认识的人都很有钱

1125
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,674
我就从这个有钱的男朋友

1126
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,233
换到那个小开

1127
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,477
再从那个小开换到现在这个富商

1128
01:10:56,320 --> 01:11:00,029
从此就变成一个被人包养的烂货

1129
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,913
在我大二那年

1130
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,236
我妈帮人家做保

1131
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,076
一个晚上倒了六千万

1132
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,513
就在那一个晚上

1133
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,514
我看到人性最丑陋的一面

1134
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:22,153
就从那时候开始  我觉得钱很重要

1135
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,315
钱可以给人带来安全感

1136
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,271
可以给人带来幸福

1137
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,592
钱可以让我妈不再哭

1138
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,432
不再一直说自己很没有用

1139
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,273
然后说...

1140
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,319
她想死

1141
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,354
我都快哭了

1142
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,311
这样就要哭啰

1143
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,833
为什么

1144
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,517
因为  你心里…

1145
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,514
很辛苦

1146
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:25,033
那你都没工作过

1147
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,354
很逊喔

1148
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,108
嗯

1149
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,315
嗯什么啊

1150
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,635
反正我就是一个寄生虫嘛

1151
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,354
有什么了不起的

1152
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,153
我相信如果我工作的话

1153
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,276
应该也可以做得很好

1154
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,110
你想试试看吗

1155
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,639
洗车喔

1156
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,436
你可以

1157
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,470
我可以讲电话

1158
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,672
良好沟通能力  口齿清晰

1159
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,435
跟你比起来我应该

1160
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:43,833
我很好

1161
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,230
走吧

1162
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,554
宝贝  我们要去哪里啊

1163
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,754
去死

1164
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,278
我爱你

1165
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,359
我爱你

1166
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,513
我爱你

1167
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,314
我明明那么爱你

1168
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,355
为什么你不相信

1169
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,718
我爱你

1170
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:56,793
没事  没事

1171
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,990
只是做恶梦而已噢  乖

1172
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:04,478
可是Daddy  我是真的想要杀了他

1173
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,230
我怎么那么坏

1174
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:11,075
我是真的想要杀了他

1175
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,157
我都想杀了他

1176
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,399
宝贝  那个混蛋让你那么伤心

1177
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:21,235
我是不是被诅咒了  Daddy

1178
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,069
为什么我不能跟

1179
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,471
自己最喜欢的人在一起

1180
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:31,432
也不能跟自己最好的朋友在一起

1181
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,913
其实  她根本就没有想要杀死阿凯

1182
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,160
在梦里死的明明就是她自己

1183
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:46,793
唉

1184
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,630
要原谅谈何容易啊

1185
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,238
她还那么年轻

1186
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,792
连我跟她妈离婚

1187
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,876
她都受伤这么多年了

1188
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,956
嘿  还可以吗

1189
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,072
你有在听我讲话吗

1190
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,279
有啊

1191
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,113
我刚说什么

1192
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,949
对  反正不是你女儿  你不痛不痒嘛

1193
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,672
就party最重要

1194
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,559
你不要又搞到天亮才回来

1195
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,908
我跟你讲

1196
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,268
过分

1197
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,116
不过是一场梦而已嘛

1198
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,278
要我讲什么

1199
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,235
你喜欢的  最后不一定是你的

1200
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,998
而你拥有的

1201
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,315
也不是你真正想要的

1202
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,557
长大吧  小女孩

1203
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,915
不要切到手喔

1204
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:39,590
嘘  安  安静

1205
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:49,110
你要不要去  房  房间里睡

1206
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,152
不用  我在这里躺一下就好

1207
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,069
房  房间里睡比较舒服

1208
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,595
我把房间让给你

1209
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,118
我…  我睡这里  你放心

1210
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:07,989
走吧

1211
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,477
你有没有发现

1212
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,950
发发  发现什么

1213
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,470
发现我们两个的拥抱

1214
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,678
怎样

1215
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,750
有回到家的感觉

1216
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,469
不会吧

1217
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,356
这不会是你的初吻吧

1218
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,515
不过  这一次就  就不是了

1219
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,835
我夺走了你的初吻

1220
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,912
那我要负责啰

1221
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,149
嗯

1222
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,557
那我可以包养你吗

1223
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,230
我不  不接受包养

1224
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:09,000
我只接受…

1225
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,115
爱

1226
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,073
瞄瞄

1227
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:41,156
怎么了

1228
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,993
要不要  一起…

1229
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,356
养  养一只猫

1230
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,355
嗯

1231
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,235
首先  北非国家输出到欧洲的天然气

1232
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,588
已经大幅的减少

1233
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:17,790
是由其他供应商透过管道

1234
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,956
提供更多的天然气来补充

1235
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:22,469
再来是日本福岛的核危机

1236
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,113
它让中国德国…

1237
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,070
总经理

1238
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,958
蔡理事刚才打电话来说

1239
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:31,274
明天会下雨

1240
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,152
高尔夫延到下周日

1241
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:37,076
明天是这个月第一个星期天吗

1242
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,275
对

1243
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,549
豆豆   饮料买回来了

1244
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,559
你今天报了几项

1245
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,350
我只报了一项

1246
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:00,074
可是现在也参加不了了

1247
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,559
为什么参加不了

1248
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,432
妈妈可以陪你一块参加啊

1249
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:05,992
我报的是两人三脚

1250
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,554
又不是两人四脚

1251
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,117
我要是因为这个砸了饭碗

1252
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,918
我看你怎么赔

1253
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,158
你以后做什么生意我都投资

1254
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,392
你干嘛  你敢贿赂人民警察啊你

1255
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,359
我这是在阻止儿童失踪案的再次发生

1256
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,238
不过我媳妇一直想开个服装店

1257
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,471
加油  加油

1258
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,958
豆豆  妈妈给你带来了好吃的面包

1259
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,036
我们边吃面包  边看比赛

1260
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,513
多舒服啊

1261
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:50,395
要不要

1262
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,598
嗯  真香啊

1263
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:56,151
要不要吃

1264
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,035
对不起

1265
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,680
爸爸  爸爸

1266
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,436
还来得及吗

1267
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:07,549
嗯

1268
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,469
没事吧  豆豆有没有事

1269
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,555
有没有受伤

1270
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,237
没事

1271
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,236
好  加油

1272
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:29,236
来

1273
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,154
加油  加油

1274
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,956
嘿  菜会不会太多了

1275
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,356
喔  已经好了  你先把它拿出去吧

1276
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,235
这是什么

1277
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,588
红酒啊

1278
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:35,990
你们这种人不都喜欢喝红酒吗

1279
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,599
我们这种人

1280
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:41,874
豆豆呢

1281
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,469
豆豆去同学家做作业了

1282
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:52,319
今天豆豆很开心

1283
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,474
我真的谢谢你

1284
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,797
你不觉得我是个混蛋了

1285
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,912
你当然是个混蛋了

1286
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:04,029
但听说  每个混蛋的身体里

1287
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,435
都住了一颗受伤的心

1288
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,268
干杯

1289
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:24,870
抓紧时间

1290
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,150
豆豆还有两个小时就回来了

1291
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,748
抓紧时间

1292
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:32,913
你先等我一会儿

1293
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,675
你就打算躲在墙后跳  不出来吗

1294
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:37,838
石膏实在太难看了

1295
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,913
撑得住吗

1296
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:53,116
没事吧

1297
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:00,032
来  先坐一下

1298
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:06,309
你笑个屁呀

1299
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:07,350
不然你再跳一次

1300
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,390
我保证我不笑

1301
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:09,714
回来  回来  回来

1302
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,630
过了这个村就没那个店了

1303
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:28,759
其实我在台北还有个重要的会要开

1304
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,119
必须回去

1305
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,912
时间有点赶

1306
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:40,628
我先走了

1307
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:05,312
我喜欢你的味道

1308
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,275
像大太阳下的草地

1309
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,910
赶紧叫豆豆回来吃饭吧

1310
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,719
妈妈做的菜  连山珍海味都比不上

1311
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,310
大太阳底下草地的味道

1312
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,713
你不喜欢啊

1313
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:38,751
喜欢啊  但我不想要

1314
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,355
对不起

1315
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:45,878
我知道你的顾虑

1316
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:49,078
可是你知道

1317
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,318
我也步入中年了

1318
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:55,151
我也没有力气再乱搞了

1319
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,314
我发誓

1320
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,556
我会尽最大的努力对这段婚姻忠诚

1321
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,951
如果你可以感受到我的诚意

1322
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:08,677
我希望你也可以不要再玩了

1323
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,074
反正你现在也有这家艺廊了啊

1324
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,079
你以后再也不用跑趴卖笑了

1325
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:17,231
一切都会越来越好的

1326
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,231
我们好好的在一起  好不好

1327
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:33,149
方柔伊

1328
01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:34,879
你愿意嫁给我吗

1329
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,512
我不想跟你结婚

1330
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,071
欸   你什么状况嘛

1331
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,310
明明是你跟我求婚的啊

1332
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:02,315
我不想跟你结婚了嘛

1333
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,709
为什么

1334
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,396
因为我爱上别人了

1335
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:20,070
喂

1336
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,119
好啦  我知道

1337
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,270
你有接到八卦周刊的电话吗

1338
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:48,109
没有

1339
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:53,595
下一期的封面是你

1340
01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,673
欢迎光临

1341
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,638
欸  你不就是这只小狼狗吗

1342
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:13,071
妈的  那家店我再也不去了

1343
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,108
欸  什么状况啊

1344
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,319
妈要看啊

1345
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:32,078
我自己都   都还没看耶

1346
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,708
等爸看完你就可以看了

1347
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,912
她有说什么吗

1348
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,393
我不  不敢打给她

1349
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,152
那她有打给你吗

1350
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,597
我一直以为你们会很幸福耶

1351
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,270
怎么可能

1352
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:03,874
我这么鸟

1353
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,636
干嘛这  这样看我

1354
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:16,750
我以前也觉得自己很鸟

1355
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,552
没个性没才华

1356
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:20,238
跟小霓都不一样

1357
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:24,239
可是我现在觉得

1358
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:27,308
我好像比以前有用了耶

1359
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:30,593
为什么

1360
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,113
因为他

1361
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:42,548
那我不就注定要鸟一辈子

1362
01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:49,950
你记得你那天在妇产科楼下叫我吗

1363
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:51,469
嗯

1364
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,397
你那天一点都不鸟

1365
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:56,080
眼神坚定   而且讲话超顺的

1366
01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:00,149
我觉得  那才是你本来的样子

1367
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:02,879
如果我不是你妹

1368
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,672
我一定马上就爱上你了

1369
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:16,434
干嘛

1370
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,553
他动了

1371
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,310
来  上菜啰

1372
01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:27,271
谢谢

1373
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:28,800
趁热吃  趁热吃

1374
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,997
你爸怎么去那么久啦

1375
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:33,758
打电话问他在搞什么东西啦

1376
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,552
拜托  吃饭时间耶

1377
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:37,833
他如果还要很久的话

1378
01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:39,150
叫你哥下来帮忙

1379
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:40,435
哥今天要上班啦

1380
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,351
是怎样  五星级饭店比较重要喔

1381
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:44,595
叫他下来啦

1382
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,235
陆叔叔

1383
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:57,555
你是谁

1384
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,273
我小霓的朋友

1385
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,754
那只小狼狗咧

1386
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:04,032
从那边上去是吧

1387
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:11,472
喂

1388
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,874
喂  快跑啦

1389
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,235
我在大便是要跑去哪啦

1390
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,475
你赶快擦屁股准备跑了

1391
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,158
小霓她爸来了啦

1392
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:20,878
他来干嘛

1393
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:21,318
我不知道

1394
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:22,111
应该是要打你吧

1395
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:23,838
他有拿球杆耶

1396
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:26,236
快  快  快来救我啊

1397
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,877
妈帮我看一下  我上去一下

1398
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:00,998
不要这样

1399
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,155
不要打他  不要这样

1400
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:08,555
快跟他说你怀孕了

1401
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,238
我我我…

1402
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:12,239
- 我怀孕了   - 他怀孕了

1403
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:16,599
怀孕  几个月啊

1404
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:18,672
三 三 三

1405
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,028
三你个头啦

1406
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,431
你们不要这样啦

1407
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:23,390
不可以这样

1408
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:25,956
不要打他

1409
01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:27,069
欸  不要打了

1410
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:28,355
不要打了  不要这样

1411
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:31,469
你们不要这样啦

1412
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:38,429
你们两个是在做啥

1413
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:39,276
吃饭时间耶

1414
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:40,753
楼下忙成这样

1415
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:46,673
你们两个不要太超过喔

1416
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,119
赶快下来帮忙

1417
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:53,115
等一下

1418
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,279
怎么了

1419
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,118
我假牙不见了啦

1420
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:28,599
如果你不再跟他见面

1421
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:29,950
干净的切掉

1422
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,116
过去的事我都可以不追究

1423
01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,471
媒体那边我可以想个说法

1424
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:37,955
我们两个只要手牵手

1425
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,991
再公开露面几次  就没事了啊

1426
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:41,997
反正现在大家都那么健忘

1427
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:44,475
再糟糕的状况都可以重来的啊

1428
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:46,113
我们不是已经要结婚了吗

1429
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:47,554
你可不可以不要这么轻易放弃啊

1430
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:48,829
方柔伊

1431
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,395
我现在就想一个人试试看嘛

1432
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:54,232
这么多年

1433
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:56,590
我一直依靠男人生活着

1434
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,036
我自己还是不是个人

1435
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:00,479
我到底有没有生存的能力

1436
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:01,271
我都不晓得

1437
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:03,709
你知不知道我很瞧不起我自己啊

1438
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,230
可是你现在已经有一家艺廊了啊

1439
01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:09,750
我就跟你说

1440
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:12,474
我很瞧不起我自己了嘛

1441
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,830
你可不可以不要帮我

1442
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,036
你自己你能做什么

1443
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:19,514
你妈怎么办

1444
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:20,993
我也很想知道我一个人

1445
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:22,519
我可以做什么

1446
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,030
我妈本来就是我的责任嘛

1447
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:29,073
我们两个人有手有脚的  没病没残的

1448
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,515
为什么一定要东倒西歪的

1449
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:32,550
靠着别人

1450
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:34,477
然后才能站起来呢

1451
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,916
不是  你怎么会变得这么莫名其妙

1452
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,359
你要自己站起来  你就自己站起来

1453
01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,118
我不扶你就是了嘛

1454
01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:48,111
你为什么一定要走呢

1455
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,317
你是不是要去跟那小子在一起

1456
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,790
你知不知道就是他跟周刊爆的料啊

1457
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,554
他才不会

1458
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:55,909
你怎么知道他不会

1459
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:57,837
你才认识他多久啊

1460
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:02,149
我觉得我上辈子就认识他了

1461
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:05,034
我还上上辈子就已经认识你了咧

1462
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,276
难怪我觉得够了

1463
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:16,556
你为什么要这样伤害我

1464
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,234
你不是也这样伤害我吗

1465
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:43,120
反正啊  你就想办法断她的路

1466
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:45,111
最后她一定会回头的

1467
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:46,919
而且她几岁了

1468
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:47,995
当model都嫌老

1469
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,156
还能做什么  对不对

1470
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:01,679
下次去北京

1471
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,117
可能就要下手买四合院了

1472
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:06,551
你有什么提醒或建议吗

1473
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:12,357
我倒是认识一个卖房子的女生

1474
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:16,636
人很可爱

1475
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,438
可是已经很多年没联络了

1476
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,994
回去找找看名片  看找不找得到

1477
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:24,913
不用找了吧

1478
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:28,236
北京这几年变化这么大

1479
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:30,917
这么久没联络

1480
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:32,837
都是陌生人了

1481
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:39,994
是啊  都这么多年没联络了

1482
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,117
就算是睡在一张床上

1483
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:46,430
一夜之间也可能变成陌生人

1484
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:03,038
待会儿去阿和别墅

1485
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,674
全都搞定了

1486
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:07,751
我算了  你们去玩吧

1487
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:09,035
我也算了

1488
01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:11,158
你们俩怎么搞的啊

1489
01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:13,231
说好的千人斩呢

1490
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:20,996
来来来  我们继续喝喔

1491
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:23,429
把酒杯拿起来  来来来

1492
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:53,755
哈啰  我是柔伊

1493
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:56,633
我现在在忙  请留话  谢谢

1494
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:02,230
最近洗车厂生意  生意很好

1495
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:07,956
很多客人都  都指定我洗车

1496
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,910
你  还好吗

1497
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:19,917
我  每天  都去跑步

1498
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:23,149
再这样跑下去

1499
01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:25,914
我都  都可以去跑马拉松了

1500
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:38,072
你想  想不想她

1501
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:48,995
让他做决定吧

1502
01:45:49,120 --> 01:45:50,758
好甜蜜喔

1503
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:55,431
老板娘我要米苔目跟嘴边肉

1504
01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:01,790
所有会制造分裂的思想

1505
01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:04,388
背后都隐藏了很大的危机

1506
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:07,877
一旦有了优劣高低  是非对错

1507
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:11,993
对立就产生了  战争也就发生了

1508
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:14,156
如果明天就是世界末日了

1509
01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:18,712
对你而言  什么才是最重要的呢

1510
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:22,238
这就是宝宝啵啵啵的心跳声

1511
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:23,076
有没有

1512
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:24,229
比妈妈的还快

1513
01:46:24,360 --> 01:46:27,716
一分钟大概120到140下

1514
01:46:29,120 --> 01:46:32,112
我们来量一下宝宝的头围

1515
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,039
有没有看到荧幕上面

1516
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:35,229
那个白色的中线

1517
01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:36,873
有  有  有

1518
01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:43,953
我  我是阿凯

1519
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:46,430
你还敢出现喔

1520
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:49,875
妈妈  你现在在演太阳花啊

1521
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:50,830
我演一下会怎样

1522
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:51,870
不然我要跟你竖起大拇指

1523
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,319
说你干得好喔

1524
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:54,236
妈

1525
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:58,031
欸  走吧  有话到我们家说啦

1526
01:46:58,680 --> 01:47:01,513
我们呢  是应该好好的聊一聊

1527
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:02,675
走

1528
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:19,393
你胖了喔

1529
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,673
嗯  两公斤

1530
01:47:28,240 --> 01:47:30,754
待会儿甜点少吃一点喔

1531
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,833
你也是

1532
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,313
要注意血糖

1533
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:40,718
北京的胡同路太窄

1534
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,671
我那个大奔根本开不过来嘛

1535
01:47:43,080 --> 01:47:44,035
像您这么有钱

1536
01:47:44,160 --> 01:47:46,628
直接买直升飞机不就好了嘛

1537
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:49,076
对啊  我怎么没有想到呢

1538
01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:50,070
哪里有卖

1539
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:52,390
糟了  钥匙又忘了带

1540
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,756
你这太不专业了嘛  你这

1541
01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:59,958
欸  煤老板您过来托我一下

1542
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:03,033
我翻过墙给您把门给开了

1543
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,879
这成何体统啊这

1544
01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:13,429
搞错了

1545
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:14,709
搞错了

1546
01:48:16,320 --> 01:48:17,833
这套四合院

1547
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:20,155
我们留给了一个非常重要的客户

1548
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:21,594
不能卖给你们了

1549
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:24,354
谁  比我还重要

1550
01:48:32,920 --> 01:48:35,070
欸  我们先过去了喔

1551
01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:55,075
嘿

1552
01:48:56,320 --> 01:48:57,435
谢谢

1553
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:00,154
人来了好多

1554
01:49:06,480 --> 01:49:07,959
宜咖还好吗

1555
01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:10,509
还可以吧

1556
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,479
你们有什么打算啊

1557
01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:18,071
我来就是想跟你讲这个事情

1558
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:21,757
我很讨厌喝喜酒喔

1559
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,359
我是不会出席的

1560
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:28,239
我跟宜咖都很确定

1561
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:30,479
我们只是孩子的爸妈

1562
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:32,359
我们不会在一起

1563
01:49:34,960 --> 01:49:36,109
因为…

1564
01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:39,748
我爱的不是她

1565
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:45,359
如果我们勉强在一起

1566
01:49:45,480 --> 01:49:46,959
伪装成相爱的父母

1567
01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:49,958
那简直就像人间大悲剧啊

1568
01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:53,313
那以后呢

1569
01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:57,518
我也不知道以后会怎么样

1570
01:49:58,760 --> 01:49:59,954
但我知道  我绝对会尽力

1571
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:01,911
对这个孩子负责

1572
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,468
宜咖她爸说…

1573
01:50:07,480 --> 01:50:09,391
只要我有爱他这个孙子

1574
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:11,914
只要我有爱…

1575
01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:14,435
就够了

1576
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:18,908
噢  宜咖她妈妈也有跟我讲

1577
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:20,871
叫我每个月要缴五千块给她

1578
01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:23,516
她说那个是爱的付出

1579
01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:31,072
我想看你的作品

1580
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,359
陆叔叔

1581
01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:41,516
你有看到小霓吗

1582
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:43,073
她在里面

1583
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:35,632
如果你们对婚礼有任何想法

1584
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:36,909
都可以来沟通

1585
01:51:48,480 --> 01:51:49,629
方柔伊

1586
01:51:57,280 --> 01:51:58,713
你妈还好吗

1587
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:01,958
日本有一个开居酒屋的阿姨

1588
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:03,638
请她过去帮忙

1589
01:52:04,320 --> 01:52:05,548
她去了

1590
01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:08,589
很好啊

1591
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:13,789
你咧

1592
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:16,949
跟那个…

1593
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:20,434
哪一个

1594
01:52:24,080 --> 01:52:25,479
没有联络了

1595
01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:27,915
为什么

1596
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,033
我害怕吧

1597
01:52:35,640 --> 01:52:36,914
怕什么呢

1598
01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:44,634
我怕  我怕会给他带来困扰

1599
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:48,388
会给他造成压力

1600
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:51,796
我怕其实我根本不懂得爱

1601
01:52:51,920 --> 01:52:53,114
会伤害他

1602
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:56,433
或者   我怕

1603
01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:00,474
像我这样的人

1604
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,750
根本不值得他爱

1605
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:07,875
这话太恶心了

1606
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:10,036
老先生我听了心脏都受不了

1607
01:53:14,280 --> 01:53:15,872
你真的爱他

1608
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,514
你如果真的爱他

1609
01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,073
就勇敢一点吧

1610
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:35,394
我真的好希望你可以回到我身边

1611
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:38,750
每天想得心都痛了

1612
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:41,429
可是你活得开心

1613
01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:43,710
才是我最想要看到的

1614
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,075
我其实还蛮喜欢那个小子

1615
01:53:51,480 --> 01:53:53,789
因为…

1616
01:53:53,920 --> 01:53:55,751
你喜欢他

1617
01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:00,228
我看过…

1618
01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:02,794
你跟他在一起的时候的那张脸

1619
01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:07,589
那大概是我怎么努力

1620
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:09,517
都没办法给你的

1621
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,750
可是他做到了

1622
01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:15,799
那个你…

1623
01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:20,279
看起来…

1624
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,958
很幸福  无所求

1625
01:54:22,080 --> 01:54:24,116
像一个小女生

1626
01:54:32,040 --> 01:54:34,508
嘿  终于说出来了耶

1627
01:54:35,680 --> 01:54:36,749
你看

1628
01:54:37,880 --> 01:54:38,630
这涂涂抹抹的

1629
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:39,795
而且…

1630
01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:42,959
你知道其实本来还有一段

1631
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,479
我删掉了喔

1632
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:49,833
如果你愿意回头

1633
01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:51,792
你会发现…

1634
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:56,038
我其实一直在这里

1635
01:54:56,160 --> 01:54:57,912
没有走开

1636
01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:02,878
可后来我想  我伤你伤得那么重

1637
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:05,920
实在也没什么资格说这个话

1638
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:09,035
你终于肯戴老花眼镜了

1639
01:55:10,240 --> 01:55:11,992
人要服老啊

1640
01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:15,078
要不然字写得这么大一个才看得见

1641
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:49,512
豆豆  我们把蜡烛吹灭了吧

1642
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:50,876
不行

1643
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:54,151
爸爸答应我一起给你过生日的

1644
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:57,551
我们要等爸爸来了一起吹蜡烛

1645
01:55:58,400 --> 01:55:59,879
可是妈妈真的好饿喔

1646
01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:02,070
我好想吃这个蛋糕喔

1647
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:05,028
不行  我们要等爸爸来了

1648
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:06,878
一起吃蛋糕

1649
01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:12,559
那好吧  我们等吧

1650
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:17,352
等到海枯石烂  地老天荒

1651
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:21,598
那可以让妈妈  先喝一杯西瓜汁吗

1652
01:56:22,480 --> 01:56:23,913
啊  不行

1653
01:56:24,040 --> 01:56:26,998
我们要等爸爸来了一起喝西瓜汁

1654
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:29,315
我让你喝西瓜汁啦

1655
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:30,919
- 干杯   - 干杯

1656
01:56:34,760 --> 01:56:37,035
我可以看到很美好的前景

1657
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:42,791
我相信  这是一次完美的合作

1658
01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:44,234
肯定是

1659
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:03,073
总经理  签约仪式已完成

1660
01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:05,835
照例帮您准备了香槟庆祝

1661
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:08,710
需要现在为您打开吗

1662
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:39,073
对不起  我来晚了

1663
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,118
这次我自己带酒来

1664
01:57:49,040 --> 01:57:51,076
让你尝尝我们这种人的酒

1665
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:55,228
希望你们那种人也会喜欢

1666
01:58:27,840 --> 01:58:29,034
生日快乐

1667
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,912
陈先生跟蒋小姐

1668
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:37,032
原本是素昧平生的陌生人

1669
01:58:37,760 --> 01:58:39,990
柔伊你表现得真的很不错

1670
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:41,910
继续加油

1671
01:58:42,040 --> 01:58:43,234
谢谢

1672
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:45,271
但是在两年之前的

1673
01:58:45,400 --> 01:58:47,231
一个星期三的早上

1674
01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:48,759
陈先生在自家附近的

1675
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:50,791
大安森林公园里面

1676
01:58:50,920 --> 01:58:53,992
看到了蒋小姐正带领着她的邻居

1677
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:56,918
亲朋好友在跳元极舞

1678
01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:59,077
陈先生就发现了

1679
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:00,275
他已经深深的

1680
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:04,359
被蒋小姐的风采所吸引住了

1681
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:07,235
我们现在就请新郎新娘

1682
01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:09,749
对彼此来说说话

1683
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:13,638
我一直到此刻都不敢相信

1684
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:18,118
像我这样的身体像我这样的年龄

1685
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:20,111
你会愿意嫁给我

1686
01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:21,949
奂真

1687
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:26,154
不管将来我们剩下的日子还有多少

1688
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:31,068
我会尽我的全力让你幸福

1689
01:59:33,960 --> 01:59:35,359
少文

1690
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:37,757
我也知道

1691
01:59:37,880 --> 01:59:39,757
到了这个年纪

1692
01:59:39,880 --> 01:59:43,478
我可以轻易的找到  一百个理由

1693
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:45,033
跟你说抱歉

1694
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:47,837
但是…

1695
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:49,439
我爱你

1696
01:59:50,000 --> 01:59:52,594
我没办法欺骗我自己

1697
01:59:53,640 --> 01:59:55,710
不管你把我带到哪

1698
01:59:56,400 --> 02:00:00,029
我都愿意紧紧跟随

1699
02:00:01,480 --> 02:00:03,118
陈少文先生

1700
02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:06,636
你愿意娶蒋奂真小姐为妻

1701
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:09,792
不论贫穷富贵  疾病困难

1702
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,751
都能够携手面对

1703
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:15,031
相互扶持  不离不弃吗

1704
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:16,395
愿意

1705
02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:19,075
愿意吗

1706
02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:21,512
结  结婚

1707
02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:22,909
没胆喔

1708
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:30,675
嗯

1709
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:35,634
好的  最重要的时刻来了

1710
02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:39,958
新郎新娘可以交换戒指了

1711
02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:45,150
愿  愿意吗

1712
02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:51,918
热情掌声祝福台上这对新人

1713
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:53,914
这个时候…

1714
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:57,032
新郎可以亲吻新娘了

1715
02:00:57,240 --> 02:00:58,719
亲下去  亲下去  亲下去

1716
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:14,836
准备上香槟了

1717
02:01:14,960 --> 02:01:16,791
小宽  过来支援

1718
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:19,036
你  你  你等我一下

1719
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:22,156
新郎新娘最重要的一天

1720
02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:23,958
感谢所有的嘉宾莅临现场

1721
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:25,798
我们一起举杯好不好

1722
02:01:25,920 --> 02:01:26,989
最快乐的时刻来了

1723
02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:28,712
你一定跟我一样的开心

1724
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:29,909
我们祝福这对新人

1725
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:31,837
一起干杯

1726
02:01:32,880 --> 02:01:36,919
甜甜蜜蜜  百年好合  永浴爱河

1727
02:01:37,040 --> 02:01:39,429
恭喜  恭喜

1728
02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:45,075
我会努力

1729
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:47,914
我会很  很努力的

1730
02:01:49,680 --> 02:01:50,874
你的未来

1731
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:52,433
我全包了

1732
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:54,956
我不接受包养

1733
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:57,638
我只接受…

1734
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:02,995
请坐

1735
02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:11,672
想吃什么自己点

1736
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:13,074
桌上有单子

1737
02:02:47,080 --> 02:02:48,115
五桌点…

1738
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:51,989
五桌点什么啦

1739
02:02:52,120 --> 02:02:52,996
你爸很过份耶

1740
02:02:53,120 --> 02:02:54,473
又给我跑到叫不回来

1741
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:56,113
这次一定要跟他离婚啦

1742
02:02:56,280 --> 02:02:57,554
下跪都没有用了  我告诉你

1743
02:02:57,680 --> 02:02:58,954
叫他皮绷紧一点

1744
02:03:04,080 --> 02:03:05,229
你爱他爱得要死

1745
02:03:06,080 --> 02:03:07,957
你怎么可能会跟他离婚啊

1746
02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:09,593
这是我的秘密

1747
02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:11,073
不要告诉你爸   知道吗

1748
02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:13,512
免得他抓到我把柄

1749
02:03:15,760 --> 02:03:16,988
五桌点什么啦

1750
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:21,952
你自己看啊

1751
02:03:24,240 --> 02:03:25,719
哦 你这个不孝女耶

1752
02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:27,478
一天到晚给我找麻烦

1753
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:33,478
对不起

1754
02:03:34,720 --> 02:03:36,551
对不起啦

1755
02:03:36,680 --> 02:03:38,318
不要对不起…