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Dear ghostly brothers,

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here's some pocket money
I'm burning for you.

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Feel free to take it
and spend as you please.

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I've seen all kinds of people,

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but I've never seen any man...

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...who behaves much like an old woman.

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What do you mean, like an old woman?

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Today's the middle of the seventh moon;

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that's why I'm burning paper money
for the spirits.

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It's bad enough
being poor while you're alive.

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Wouldn't it be worse
if you're poor as a ghost?

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One of these is already 50 million.

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The grand total here adds up to more,

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than even the net worth of
Wang Yong-qing!

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Ghosts are so much better off,
I'd rather be dead!

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Patience. It'd be your turn soon enough.

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We've been ordered
to look into a case at Hang Hau.

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The gate opens,

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and the horses charge out neck and neck.

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No. 3 Hercules is in the lead...

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...by just half a head.

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Hercules is leading all the way.

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Come on, faster!

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It's a sure win this time!

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Come on! I'm gonna win this time!

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In 3rd place, No. 6 Soaring Dragon
Leaping Tiger.

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Hercules slips down to 4th place.

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Damn! This horse has no staying power.

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I might as well jump off a building.

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You always say that.

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Why haven't you
fallen to your death yet?

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There's nothing going on here. Let's go.

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According to the sergeant's briefing,

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nothing going on
doesn't mean there's no problem.

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Just shut the hell up, OK?

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Hurry up. My daughter's
expecting me home for dinner.

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Come off it. You're really
off to see your girlfriend.

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What business is it of yours?

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If you're not going, I am.
You can walk back.

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It's just a few streets ahead.

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What's going on?

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Police! Freeze!

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Freeze!

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You wanna run?

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You're not getting away!

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Freeze!

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Just make one more move,

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and I'll blow your head off!

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You're a bold one!

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Damn you, you old geezer!

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You stink!

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That's called "having presence".

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Before you even see me,
you can smell my aroma.

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Get on with it.

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OK.

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What if there's really evidence
in the warehouse?

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Can he handle it alone?

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I'd better go back and take a look.

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Ah Biao...

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Zhang Biao.

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Ceausescu.

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Marcos.

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Can it be I'm dead?

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Gambler Cop Unable to
Repay High-Interest Debt...

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...Commits Suicide.

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This isn't correct.

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I was killed
while investigating a drug syndicate.

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Do you know who killed you?

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I didn't see his face.

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Then are you willing
to plead guilty to suicide?

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No.

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Then the cause of death
remains "Unknown".

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Your Excellency,

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could you please let me return to investigate?

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This isn't a hotel.
You can't come and go as you please!

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Excellency, we're both civil servants.

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Can't you just give me a break?

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A break? That depends on
whether you know the rules.

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Rules?

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Will this do?

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This will do very nicely.

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I'm off then.

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Wait.
There are two things you must remember.

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Whoever has such a birthmark
will be your saviour,

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but if it's like this,
he'll be your doom.

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There's also this personal gift from me.

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What is it for?

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It's full of charms
and spells you'll find useful.

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Spells? How will I find my saviour?

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Guess, the police station
is where a cop would look for.

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The police station?

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Sit tight. Which room?

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No. 1.

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No. 1.

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No. 2.

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No. 3.

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Let's play a game.

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Give me the cards.

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If you guess correctly, you win.

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Watch closely.

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Let's have another go.

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The training officer's here.

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You're good.

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But it won't help. I'll deal.

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No. 1.

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No. 2.

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No. 3.

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Come on in, don't be afraid.

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Over there.

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Take off your pants.

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Hurry up.

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Wait.

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What are you doing?

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Taking cover.

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Will this work?

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Sure...

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I can see.

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But they can't.

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Turn around.

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Bend over.

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This damned kid is my saviour.

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Bend over.

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What for?

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In-depth inspection. Bend over.

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In-depth inspection.

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- Hurry up.
- Hey... No...

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Bend over.

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My saviour. God knows who's saving whom?

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No!

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I said bend over! In-depth inspection!

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Bend over!

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Miss, you'd better co-operate.

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Ain't I already co-operating?

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Who told you to get on the table?

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What do you mean, officer?

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Don't play dumb with me, bitch!

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Who's playing dumb?

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You were the one
who told me to sit here.

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You dare talk back?

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I dare not to talk back.

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That's talking back!

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Are you sick? You're the only one
who dares talk back!

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I dare not to talk back for sure.

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Good morning.

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Sir.

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Sir, hi!

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Sorry to disturb you. How are you?

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Anybody home?

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Sorry.

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It's you?

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It's me.

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Who are you?

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Officer 1997, reporting for duty.

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Why do HQ send someone like this here?

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What are you doing?

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Your dad is calling for you.

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It's your old man.

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He couldn't repay
his gambling debts with loansharks,

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so he jumped to his death.
That's your old man.

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Sorry, my apologies.

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Just cut the crap and come with me.

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What are we doing here?

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What do you think?

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Good.

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Taking a piss, officer?

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Good guess.

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Lift your foot. Lift it!

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Why?

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Move your foot.

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What the hell are you doing, ma'am?

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This is a men's toilet!
What are you doing here?

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You ask me what I'm doing here?

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I've been mopping this floor
for a dozen years.

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You think I'm in here for the scenery?

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Besides, what shape or size
haven't I seen before?

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It's a real shame.

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Are you insulting me?

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Don't mess with her, officer.

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If you get her mad,
you'll land yourself in trouble.

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Who the hell is she supposed to be?

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The only thousand-year-old virgin
left on earth.

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If you get her juiced up,

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the whole precinct won't be able
to sort her out.

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Are you up to it?

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324, 325, 326, 32...

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327, 328, 329, 330, 33...

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Great Beauty!

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300... what's my count?

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332

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Thank you.

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332

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None of your business, close the door!

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What are you two doing in here?

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Nothing.
We've brought him to get his gun.

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Come here.

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Your number?

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1997

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Sign here.

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You're new here,

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so I'll give you a simple assignment.

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I've already sent 2 female officers...

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...to go undercover in a massage parlour.

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Go and contact them.

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When the time is ripe,
reveal your identity,

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and arrest the whole lot. Simple.

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You call that simple?

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Bullshit! Would I send you
for something complicated?

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Who are the undercover cops?

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They're wearing fishnet stockings.

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When you get there,

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just say code phrase for the mission,

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and they'll know who you are.

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What's the code phrase?

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From Now On. (Vietnamese)

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What about you?

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I'll oversee whole operation from here,

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and provide you with backup if needed.

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That's it then. Hurry up and go!

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Have a nap first.

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What would you like, boss?
Looking for a girl?

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This way please.

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You go ahead...

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All our girls are first class.

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Take your time.

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Thanks.

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You won't find a better selection in Hong Kong.

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Take your pick.

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I'd like to check out their legs first.

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I don't care about the face, but...

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...I'm a leg man when it comes to women.

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Certainly...

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Come... girls, lift your skirts.

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Let him have a good look. Higher...

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Well?

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Not bad.

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Which one do you fancy?

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All of them.

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All of them?

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That's not possible?

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Sure... get up... have fun!

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Go on...

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Don't be so impatient!

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Six in one go! What a crazy bastard!

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What's the matter with you?
Taking so long!

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These fishnets itch me like crazy.

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How come they're all gone?

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Isn't this better?

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The guy who's coming to contact us...

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...won't be making any mistakes.

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Wait... hold your horses!

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Wait! I have something
very important to say.

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From now on. (Vietnamese)

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From now on, (Vietnamese)

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Hong Kong has a new policy (Vietnamese)
on Vietnamese boat people. (Vietnamese)

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From now on, (Vietnamese)
any boat people coming to Hong Kong...(Vietnamese)

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...a result of economic circumstances...(Vietnamese)

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...will be treated as illegal immigrant. (Vietnamese)

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Great...

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But you haven't understood what I mean.

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Sure we do. We're all from Vietnam.

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Sorry, I'm in the wrong place.

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Many apologies.

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Hold your horses, boss.

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You're leaving after just taking a look?

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That's right.

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Son of a bitch! What are you playing at?

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Actually, I'm a university student.

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I'm doing a statistical survey...

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...on hookers... No, I mean prostitutes.

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A student? Which school?

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The Hirstute Institute.

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00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,458
The Hirstute Institute?

275
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,792
The Hirstute Feline Studies Institute.

276
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,625
Which is to say...

277
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:42,042
You'll get it. Goodbye.

278
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,458
Where's your student ID?

279
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,917
A student ID's not a personal ID,

280
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,417
you're not required to
carry it all the time.

281
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,833
Didn't you know that?

282
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:53,125
Student? We're the real students here.

283
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,417
That's a student's ID card.

284
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,667
Really? What faculty?

285
00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:00,708
Social science.
I'm moonlighting as a Triad.

286
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,000
Working part-time to pay your way,

287
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,375
how admirable! Keep it up!

288
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,417
You dare indecently assault a police?

289
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:23,792
Police?
You shitting me? Bring them over.

290
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,208
Come on, you fat bitch, come on!

291
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,583
You've guts, messing on my turf!

292
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,000
From now on. (Vietnamese)

293
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,542
Why didn't you get here earlier?

294
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,750
Better late than never.

295
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,833
On the floor, all of you! I'm police!

296
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,417
Don't play with guns?
You're still at school.

297
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:54,792
Don't you know it's dangerous?

298
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,667
Give it to me, that's a good boy.

299
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:01,958
Stop!

300
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,333
I said stop! You want to get me killed?

301
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,792
It's not your head
I want to smash right now,

302
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,958
it's your goddamn mouth I'm smashing!

303
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,375
Disgusting!

304
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,125
Bust his head open, big brother!

305
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,708
I was just scaring you, you coward.

306
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,542
If it was for real,
you'd be pissing in your pants.

307
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,250
Help!

308
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,417
Cut it out...

309
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,458
This son of a bitch's a real lame ass.

310
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,000
Don't...

311
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,375
What's the matter...

312
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:11,208
Is it sorted?

313
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,083
All sorted out.

314
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,292
Bloody cat, shitting on the altar again.

315
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,792
What a stink!

316
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,458
Apologies, Grandmaster.

317
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,917
Your disciple
requests your spiritual instruction.

318
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,083
I call upon your divine presence.

319
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,417
Long arms, long legs,
everything can be long.

320
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:03,708
Bastard!

321
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:10,375
Cockroach-style grappling!
You can't run now!

322
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,708
Apologies, Grandmaster.
Our home's too dirty.

323
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,125
Oh no! Forebodes disaster!

324
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,500
That's bad!

325
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:31,958
Ah Yu, don't go yet.

326
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,458
Dad, what's the matter?

327
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:40,375
Red glow on cheek, watery eyes,
forebodes disaster!

328
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,750
You must take extra care
especially with men!

329
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,292
Why should I?

330
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,375
In case you're revisited with bad karma.

331
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,625
Dad, what have you done this time?

332
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,667
Never mind, just be careful.

333
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,792
Alright, don't worry!

334
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,167
I'm off. Bye!

335
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,500
Don't be too late!

336
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:57,417
OK.

337
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,583
It's my fault
for messing with people's daughters.

338
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,208
Now that my own daughter's grown up,

339
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,458
I hope nothing bad
gets revisited upon her.

340
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,208
Going out?

341
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,750
Your skirt's so long.

342
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,458
What a mess!

343
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,958
It looks like a kennel!

344
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,250
How could anyone live like this?

345
00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:31,917
You again?

346
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,083
Why giving me
a dead man's quarters?

347
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,000
Don't push your luck!

348
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,250
Fireman... No, police.

349
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:07,583
You look real smart!

350
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:14,208
You... can... talk!

351
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:17,458
Police, serial no. 1997.

352
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,625
It's best you don't say anything.

353
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,375
You have the right to remain silent.

354
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:24,417
What you say
may be used against you in court.

355
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,750
May I ask where the door is?

356
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,250
Thanks.

357
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,500
I'm turning around.

358
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:18,167
I'm exhausted. I'll walk slowly.

359
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:36,833
I must be dreaming, or day-dreaming!

360
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:42,000
I'm sick! Sick in the head!

361
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,792
I must have gone crazy...

362
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,833
Stop it!

363
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:59,958
I'm saying I quit. I want to go home.

364
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:02,917
You can't escape.

365
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,417
I'll do it all over again.

366
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:18,250
I told you, you can't escape.
You asked for it.

367
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:27,750
Now do you believe me?

368
00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:29,083
Yes.

369
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,167
What's so funny?

370
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,708
I am scared.

371
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,750
Weren't you scared enough just now?

372
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,750
That's the way I am.

373
00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:45,625
Don't try to boss me around.
Say what you have to say.

374
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,125
Alright, I Will.

375
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:51,208
I have a saviour,
and another who'll bring me doom.

376
00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,000
There's a plum-blossom shaped birthmark
on your ass.

377
00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,500
That means you're my saviour.

378
00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:55,708
The one who'll bring me doom
I haven't found yet.

379
00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,958
What did I do to deserve this?

380
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,833
How should I know?
It's ordained from above.

381
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,542
No, please, I beg you!

382
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,167
I don't even know you, leave me alone!

383
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,875
It's not me who's messing with you.

384
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:10,667
We're both being messed with by above.

385
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,167
Did you think you were really so great?

386
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,208
You could fight 1 against 9
in the massage parlour?

387
00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:18,708
Did you think
with just a single breath...

388
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,875
...you could blow up
that girl's skirt like that?

389
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
So it was you.

390
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,375
It was me. Here's what we'll do.

391
00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:27,000
I can help you get that girl,

392
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,458
and you help me back. How's that?

393
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,625
I can't, I'm not up to it.

394
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:34,625
So you won't?

395
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:36,125
I'm really not up to it!

396
00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,292
You really won't?

397
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,417
Forget it...

398
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:39,875
Alright, wait and see.

399
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:46,250
Ghost!

400
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,500
Sir.

401
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,708
It's nothing.

402
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,667
What a nutcase!

403
00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:54,333
Do you believe in ghosts?

404
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,583
Sure! They really exist.

405
00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:57,583
Then have you ever seen one?

406
00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,542
No.

407
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,208
I don't know
if that's a good thing or not.

408
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,750
If he'll help you, you've got it made.

409
00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:04,625
Really?

410
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:05,917
Yes.

411
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,125
What if I don't accept?

412
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,875
Then you'll be in trouble.

413
00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:10,583
In trouble?

414
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,708
What's the matter? You've seen a ghost?

415
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:13,583
Then you're in deep shit.

416
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:17,208
No way, I'm fine.
I'm having a lucky streak.

417
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,750
I've never been
in any sort of shit my whole life.

418
00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:19,708
Right.

419
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:22,708
What are you doing?

420
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,208
I stepped on a nail.

421
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:28,458
It didn't go into the flesh,
so it doesn't count.

422
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,417
That isn't bad enough?

423
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:40,875
Get going, there's nothing to see.

424
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:42,708
What's the matter?

425
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,667
That Vietnamese man won't come down.

426
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,708
Have you notified those above?

427
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:46,750
They haven't arrived yet.

428
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,083
I was OK just now.

429
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,542
Strictly speaking, it wasn't so bad.

430
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,250
Alright... it wasn't bad... get to work.

431
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,792
You go up first, I'll be right with you.

432
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,125
He's up there.

433
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,583
Brother.

434
00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,083
It's nothing, I just want to ask you,

435
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:03,542
have you ever, in your entire life...

436
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:05,958
...seen a ghost?

437
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,833
Seen a ghost?

438
00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:08,333
No. Why?

439
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,542
You saw one, right?

440
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,958
No.

441
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:14,542
Who is it? Who's throwing rubbish?

442
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,375
You look like shit. Are you OK?

443
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:18,542
Sure... let's get to work.

444
00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:20,375
Sir, don't give in to despair.

445
00:29:20,917 --> 00:29:21,875
There's nothing
that can't be worked out.

446
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,708
What more is there to say?

447
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,375
I must die!

448
00:29:25,542 --> 00:29:27,917
Brother...

449
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,708
Don't come up...

450
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,583
Brother, calm down, take it easy.

451
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,375
If you come any nearer, I'll jump!

452
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:35,625
Listen to me, brother.

453
00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:37,833
Just listen to me, brother.

454
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:39,792
Don't be a fool!

455
00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:42,375
Think back to when you left Vietnam,

456
00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:44,000
leaving your home,
braving the stormy seas,

457
00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,917
enduring much hardship along the way...

458
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,875
...until you finally
managed to reach this place.

459
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,083
What did you do all that for?

460
00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,958
Wasn't it for freedom?

461
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,375
Have you heard the saying:

462
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,375
Life is valuable,
but freedom is even more so?

463
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:58,625
No, I haven't. Don't say anything more!

464
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:03,208
You Hongkongers are all hypocrites.

465
00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,500
Each and every one of us Vietnamese,

466
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,458
endured so much suffering to
come to Hong Kong,

467
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,625
and you are so inhumane...

468
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:11,333
...that you're sending us back.

469
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,625
Do you know that if we go back,
we're dead for sure?

470
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:15,750
Since I'm dead anyway,

471
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:17,208
I might as well jump off from here.

472
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,667
Maybe you won't be repatriated.

473
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,000
The power that be is still negotiating.

474
00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:24,208
Don't you read the news?
One radical's gone to France,

475
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,875
another's returned to Taipei.

476
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:27,125
They've even become celebrities on TV.

477
00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:27,875
Sorry to interrupt.

478
00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:28,708
What are you doing up here?

479
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:29,792
Just want to chat...

480
00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,292
They're different,
the whole world support them.

481
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:35,167
We're Vietnamese.
You'll repatriate us just like that.

482
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,583
You've forced us into a dead end.

483
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,583
Think about it.
What else have you got to say?

484
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:39,542
I want to ask you.

485
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:40,667
There's nothing more to consider.

486
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,583
Think about what I just said.

487
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:43,875
Sorry to disturb you for a while more.

488
00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,667
I want to ask you,
if the ghost wants to mess with you...

489
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,625
...and you ignore him,

490
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:47,750
do you think you'll die horribly?

491
00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:49,000
It's precisely because you ignore us.

492
00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:50,125
If you had taken good care of us,

493
00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:51,792
we wouldn't have to go down this road.

494
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,958
Damn it, From Now On! (Vietnamese)

495
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
If you want to die, get on with it.

496
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,250
Stop interrupting our conversation!

497
00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,208
You come here,
we pay for your shelter and food,

498
00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,875
why the hell are you making a fuss?

499
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,417
Who the hell do you think you are?

500
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:02,583
If you've got the guts,
jump off right now!

501
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:03,375
You're crazy!

502
00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,375
It's you telling me to jump!
I'm really jumping!

503
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,417
Don't jump! Help me pull him back!

504
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,625
Don't let him jump, stop him...

505
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,917
I'll push you!

506
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:14,542
Ah Xing.

507
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,250
What are you still lazing around for?
Get up!

508
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,125
Ah Xing, are you alright?

509
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,542
I'm in deep shit.

510
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,208
Uncle, you win. I give up. Come on out.

511
00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,708
That you talked to me about yesterday,

512
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:30,708
let's talk it over.

513
00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:31,958
You'll agree to it?

514
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,958
It's you who's begging me now.

515
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,375
Without me,
you'll be in deep shit for sure.

516
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,833
From now on, our partnership's official.

517
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:47,208
I'll help you get girls,
and help with your career.

518
00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:49,625
I'll hold you to that.

519
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,750
What do you want me to help you with?

520
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:53,292
It's very simple.

521
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:56,875
Find out who murdered me,

522
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:58,667
and then avenge my death.

523
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,000
You're the only one
who can deal with him.

524
00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:02,667
That's not a simple matter at all!

525
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,292
What? Are you going back on your word?

526
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:08,417
No, I want to talk about something else.

527
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:09,417
What?

528
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:12,667
How can I trust you
before I even get the girl?

529
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:14,167
I knew you'd ask
for something like that.

530
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:17,500
I have one more request.

531
00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:19,417
Can you let me touch you?

532
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:21,167
Sure.

533
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:26,375
I've never touched a ghost before,
I'm so nervous!

534
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:33,042
It's no big deal.

535
00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,000
My turn?

536
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,250
Come on.

537
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,458
More light from that one.

538
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,167
Yes.

539
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,125
Too bright, turn it down a bit.

540
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,458
Is this OK?

541
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,667
Yes, OK.

542
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,708
Get your Cow brand chocolate today.

543
00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:55,125
Cow brand chocolate,
it tastes really good!

544
00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:56,917
Cut. OK with the camera?

545
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:57,750
No problem.

546
00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,250
Good, OK.

547
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:01,667
Looking's fine with you,
no need to get the girl.

548
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,083
I've been waiting for you.

549
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:05,458
For me?

550
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,667
Give her this flower,

551
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:11,542
and then just say to her:

552
00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:13,917
You're very beautiful, I like you a lot.

553
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,125
That's it?

554
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,542
Sure.
Let's see if you got what it takes.

555
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,000
Don't be over-confident now.

556
00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:20,667
I'm worried it's not going to work.

557
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,333
Believe me, it will.

558
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,750
It's just a matter of daring to go over.

559
00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,292
I may not be so good at other stuff,

560
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,042
but this I can manage.

561
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:28,500
As long as you've got
the guts to speak to her,

562
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,875
I guarantee you'll succeed.

563
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,042
But I reckon you don't have the nerve.

564
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,875
You're very beautiful,
and I like you a lot.

565
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:06,750
You like it?

566
00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,000
It's so cute.

567
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,875
Even a cow ignores me,
and you want me to talk to her.

568
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,375
It just isn't working.

569
00:34:22,417 --> 00:34:24,208
I told you, you weren't up to it.

570
00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:40,000
Now you've got competition.

571
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,333
Go on!

572
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:48,375
Mr Deng, how come
you've got time to come today?

573
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,833
I come to take a look at my commercial.

574
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,250
How's the shoot going?

575
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,542
Isn't that our female star?

576
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:06,833
Yes... come... I'll introduce you.

577
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,500
This is our boss, Mr Deng Li-yang.

578
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:12,125
This is our star, Ah Yu.

579
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:13,083
How do you do?

580
00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:18,750
These flowers are for you.

581
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:20,292
How about joining me for tea?

582
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:23,083
Sorry,
I still have to shoot the commercial.

583
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:26,167
Director.

584
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:26,958
Coming...

585
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,333
What's the matter with you?
Aren't you done yet?

586
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,542
Done...?

587
00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:34,917
Listen up,
the boss says we're done for the day.

588
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,458
Put everything away.

589
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:37,583
Are you free to join me now?

590
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:41,000
Sorry,
even if I'm not doing this commercial,

591
00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:42,167
I'm still not having tea with you.

592
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,708
What do you mean?

593
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,917
You dare turn down
an invitation from our boss?

594
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,250
Be a hero! Rescue damsel in distress!

595
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:56,750
Yes!

596
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:00,333
What are you doing with your gun?

597
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:01,917
Even if you're apprehending a thief,

598
00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:04,167
your gun's still only the last resort.

599
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:05,792
Faint heart never won fair maiden.

600
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,083
Show some courage!

601
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,333
There are so many of them.

602
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,042
Don't worry. I'm right here.

603
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,417
I'll sort it out for you.

604
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:16,875
No... Uncle Biao, what should I say?

605
00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,042
Let go!

606
00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,167
Let go!

607
00:36:21,542 --> 00:36:24,583
Who do you think you are, kid? Scram!

608
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,292
How dare you accost a lady
in broad daylight?

609
00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:33,125
What?
Think you're some kind of hero, do you?

610
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:36,917
A knight to the rescue? He's all yours!

611
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,250
What are you doing?

612
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,667
Stop it!

613
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,625
Stop it! I advise to stay cool.

614
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:03,917
A stupid hero like you
is really hard to find.

615
00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:09,042
I really have to hand it to you.

616
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,042
You wouldn't let me draw my gun,

617
00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,333
and now you sit here
and watch me get beaten up.

618
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,750
You call this helping me out?

619
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:33,292
I have helped you,
you just don't know it.

620
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,042
You're still...

621
00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:35,125
Sir.

622
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,917
Are you alright?

623
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,417
I'm fine.

624
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,083
Sorry about what happened just now.

625
00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:44,250
Don't mention it.

626
00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,667
The moon is above the willows,

627
00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:02,208
A date is awaiting after sunset.

628
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:05,458
You scared me to death!

629
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,500
Next time you appear,
give me some warning.

630
00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:08,625
I've helped you get the girl.

631
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,042
Now it's your turn to avenge me.

632
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,542
No problem,
but I've made a date with her.

633
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,167
At least let me have some fun first.

634
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,333
You're always
getting the best part of the deal.

635
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,917
What about our agreement?

636
00:38:20,042 --> 00:38:21,208
Sorry.

637
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,333
It won't help
even God himself comes looking for me now.

638
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,250
Alright, you wait and see.

639
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,083
Miss Li, how are you?

640
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:56,958
How are you, sir?

641
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,375
It's so nice to meet you.

642
00:38:58,417 --> 00:38:59,583
Are you alright?

643
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:02,167
I'm fine.
Shall we sit over there for a while?

644
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:02,750
Sure.

645
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:03,583
Thanks.

646
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,083
So what do you busy yourself with,
Miss Li?

647
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,958
I do commercials.

648
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Really?

649
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,875
Commercials. That's...

650
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,208
Your gun's rubbing against me.

651
00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:21,792
Sorry.

652
00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:26,250
So then,

653
00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:27,792
you must have nice working environment.

654
00:39:30,042 --> 00:39:31,083
What's that?

655
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,458
How come you've got two guns?

656
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,792
Er, yes. Wait.

657
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:40,667
Alright, brother, you win.

658
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:42,333
Give me half an hour, OK?

659
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:43,625
Half an hour's enough.

660
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:45,792
Please help.

661
00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:48,208
Have some peanuts.

662
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,125
Stop messing around.

663
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,583
Ditching your friend for a girl.

664
00:39:58,167 --> 00:39:59,125
It's gone.

665
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:29,292
What's the matter?

666
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:35,875
The third gun.

667
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,500
Why are we looking for leads here?

668
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:51,167
If we find nothing,
just think of it as a trip.

669
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:52,958
I'll take a look first.

670
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:36,958
What are you doing?

671
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,458
Police! You have the right...

672
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,000
What are you doing here? Fighting!

673
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,792
Don't come near, or I'll shoot!

674
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,917
Go quickly!

675
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,125
Stop!

676
00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:49,292
I'm going to shoot!

677
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:51,417
Who are you trying to scare?

678
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:52,083
You in the dark glasses,

679
00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:54,292
don't be lofty! I'm going to shoot!

680
00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:56,500
Ain't me!

681
00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:58,083
Me neither!

682
00:41:58,125 --> 00:42:00,583
The one with the axe,
stop staring at me!

683
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:01,625
I'm going to shoot!

684
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:04,458
Ain't me!

685
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:05,875
The one in blue.

686
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,125
So many orders! I'll chop you up!

687
00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:13,458
Ain't me!

688
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,625
Chop him up...

689
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:18,625
Blow you away...

690
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:19,375
What's going on?

691
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:20,833
Boss, we can't stop now.

692
00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:21,875
Hurry up and sort him out.

693
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,458
He's got a gun.

694
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,375
We've got the numbers.

695
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,750
He's only got 6 shots, what's to fear?

696
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:27,917
What if he really shoots?

697
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,417
Idiot! You can always take cover!

698
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,125
Uh!

699
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,292
What? You're in charge here now.

700
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,375
I'll go round from the rear.

701
00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,250
If it's so simple, anyone could be boss.

702
00:42:35,292 --> 00:42:36,500
Chop him up...

703
00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:38,000
Scared yet?

704
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,750
You can't even
deal with such a small thing.

705
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:42,917
Let me sort them out for you.

706
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:43,958
Who do you think you are ?

707
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,458
Don't you know I have six bullets?

708
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,250
If you can't, I can.

709
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:48,250
Is it real?

710
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:51,500
Got it.

711
00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:53,458
Uncle Biao, it's no time for jokes.

712
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,333
Chop him up...

713
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,042
It's really working!

714
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:21,417
What are you standing there for?

715
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:22,958
Call an ambulance, quick!

716
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,292
Come in.

717
00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,042
- Madam.
- Madam.

718
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,500
It was you
who solved the drug case yesterday?

719
00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:47,583
Yes.

720
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,625
The top brass are very pleased
with your performance.

721
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:56,750
I'm to write a report
and give you your rewards.

722
00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:57,667
Thank you, Madam.

723
00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:00,875
It was a very
dangerous situation yesterday...

724
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:04,500
Madam, Ah Xing is new here.

725
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:06,542
He's never been
on such big case before.

726
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,667
On top of which, he lacks experience.

727
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:11,292
That's why he panicked yesterday.

728
00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,417
He's unable to recall entire episode.

729
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:15,458
Not to waste your valuable time,

730
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,167
I think I can handle report on my own.

731
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:19,375
Very well. You may leave now.

732
00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,583
Out, please.

733
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:35,625
You're mad?

734
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:36,333
Yes.

735
00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:37,458
I know what to do.

736
00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:45,917
What?

737
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,458
The lewd spell.

738
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:49,833
The lewd spell?

739
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,917
A dozen guys came charging out,
so to protect Ah Xing,

740
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,542
- I fought with them all on my own.
- (Spell).

741
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,917
Well, is it fixed yet?

742
00:45:06,292 --> 00:45:07,208
Look!

743
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,167
Just right.

744
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,667
Let's have another go. Quick! Come on!

745
00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:17,292
What? Are you nuts? Get lost!

746
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,625
Given the situation,
I immediately drew my gun.

747
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:27,000
Is your gun big and long?

748
00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,125
Not quite, Madam. Not that big.

749
00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:31,458
Let me see.

750
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,333
What are you looking at, Madam?

751
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:34,875
No way, Madam!

752
00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:36,458
Come on, let me have a look!

753
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:38,667
It's not that.

754
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I do want to show you.

755
00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:42,875
But how can I show it here?

756
00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:44,167
Look at mine then.

757
00:45:44,667 --> 00:45:46,000
Big enough for you?

758
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:49,542
It's big! I'll miss it if I don't take it now.
I want it.

759
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,542
You want it or not?

760
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,833
Come on!

761
00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,292
I can't take it... I want it!

762
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:59,750
I want it!

763
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:01,750
I want it... I can't...

764
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:02,958
Grab her!

765
00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,042
We're letting him off so easily?

766
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,917
That's too easy on him. No way!

767
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,583
Inspector, have you gone crazy?

768
00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:19,083
What were you doing?

769
00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:21,375
I didn't do anything.
You told me to do it.

770
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:23,500
Bullshit! How dare
you sexually harass your superior?

771
00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:25,792
No, inspector, you ordered me to.

772
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:27,125
I ordered you?

773
00:46:27,875 --> 00:46:28,750
Alright!

774
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,167
What did you see just now?

775
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,500
Nothing.

776
00:46:36,542 --> 00:46:37,833
He was on top of you.

777
00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:39,000
None of us saw anything.

778
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,083
Son of a bitch! You betrayed me!

779
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:42,125
Inside.

780
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:49,500
Don't beat me! No!

781
00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:54,333
Dad.

782
00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:58,583
Dad, what happened to you?

783
00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:00,458
Forget it. Just a rotten day.

784
00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:04,583
Dad,
I want you to meet my new boyfriend.

785
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,875
New boyfriend? Who is he?

786
00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:08,458
Guess.

787
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,083
My daughter will obviously go for...

788
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,792
...someone tall, hunky, brilliant,

789
00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:15,833
not to mention cute.

790
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,708
You'll meet him in a while.

791
00:47:19,292 --> 00:47:21,292
Right, dad, let's agree on this first.

792
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:23,375
All that matters is I like him, OK?

793
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:27,042
Ah Yu...

794
00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:27,917
For me?

795
00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:29,750
Yes!

796
00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:31,792
Come, meet my father.

797
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,667
Good.

798
00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,792
Dad, this is my boyfriend.

799
00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,000
Sir.

800
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:38,958
You again?

801
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,000
Yes! What a coincidence!

802
00:47:41,042 --> 00:47:41,958
That's right.

803
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,958
So you know each other?

804
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,500
Yes.

805
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,542
That's right.
He's the one I keep telling you about:

806
00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,833
the tall, hunky, brilliant,

807
00:47:49,875 --> 00:47:51,458
not to mention cute boss of mine.

808
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,708
So he's your dad.

809
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,500
No more flattery.
Let's sit down and chat.

810
00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:56,542
Thanks.

811
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:00,208
How can it be him?

812
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,458
But I promised Yu it's OK
as long as she likes him.

813
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,375
Just let you wait and see.

814
00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:07,917
Dinner's ready, we can eat soon.

815
00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:09,000
I'll pour you some tea first.

816
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:09,958
Thanks.

817
00:48:16,167 --> 00:48:17,625
Get up, you son of a bitch!

818
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,167
You sold me out,
and now you're after my daughter?

819
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,500
Sir, it was your own fault just now.

820
00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:26,375
Damned kid! I'm telling you,

821
00:48:26,417 --> 00:48:27,417
if you're smart,
you'll let me punch you!

822
00:48:29,292 --> 00:48:30,042
You dare to duck?

823
00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,250
Why shouldn't I?

824
00:48:31,917 --> 00:48:33,083
You dare to duck, and hit back as well?

825
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,292
I'll not let you hit back!

826
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:37,292
Dad! Ah Xing! What are you doing?

827
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,917
Nothing...

828
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:42,583
Your boyfriend's a real hunk.

829
00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:44,958
Uncle is quite handsome as well.

830
00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,250
No! You're brilliant!

831
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,792
Still so cute at your age!

832
00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:51,042
You're not too bad yourself.

833
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,667
I didn't realise you got on so well.

834
00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:54,375
Dinner's ready, we can eat now.

835
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,125
Come on, let's eat!

836
00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:04,083
Dig in. Ah Yu's a good cook.

837
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:04,875
You'll love it.

838
00:49:04,917 --> 00:49:05,625
Thanks.

839
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,208
Add more soy sauce if it's too bland.

840
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:09,000
Thank you.

841
00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:10,417
Have some chilli sauce
if it's not hot enough.

842
00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:12,958
Ah Yu made the chilli sauce herself.

843
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,375
So he can't take hot food.

844
00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:19,958
Try this chilli sauce.

845
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:24,625
Made from the hottest pepper,
very tasty.

846
00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:31,625
You don't know
what you're missing until you try it.

847
00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:33,375
You like hot food too?

848
00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:34,500
Yes.

849
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:35,667
Then eat up.

850
00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:41,875
I forgot the soup.

851
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:44,750
You're doing it on purpose.

852
00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:45,583
Are you eating up or not?

853
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:46,417
No.

854
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,542
Open your mouth!

855
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,750
Dad, you ate the shrimp?

856
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:02,083
It's great,
though he likes it more spicy.

857
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,417
It's even better
if you add chilli sauce to rice.

858
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:09,583
That's the way he likes it.

859
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,667
So you like chilli sauce as I do.

860
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,333
You're good.

861
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,958
Look, it's all over your mouth!

862
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,083
Don't just have rice. Try the dishes.

863
00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:34,458
Thanks.

864
00:50:35,667 --> 00:50:36,542
Come on!

865
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,250
You don't like it? Let dad have it then.

866
00:50:40,292 --> 00:50:41,583
Come on, dad!

867
00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:45,917
No? Then I'll eat it myself.

868
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,708
Eat up...

869
00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,042
Great! Come on!

870
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,083
What are you doing?

871
00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:07,750
Ah Yu...

872
00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:45,042
There's something weird
about that damned kid.

873
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:48,625
An evil spirit's
helping him out against you.

874
00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,000
Then what should I do?

875
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,542
I'll check it out for you.

876
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:57,000
I'll give you a magical ward for now.

877
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,333
It'll temporarily protect you.

878
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:12,583
Thank you, master.

879
00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:19,750
What are you doing on the floor?

880
00:52:19,792 --> 00:52:20,917
Watching TV.

881
00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,208
What a coincidence!

882
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:28,125
You've been head over heels
with Ah Yu lately.

883
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:31,333
Have I? No!

884
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,333
Do you have that what-you-call-it...

885
00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:35,167
...lewd spell?

886
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,417
Can you lend it to me?

887
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:37,625
Are you crazy?

888
00:52:38,167 --> 00:52:40,083
You want to use it on Ah Yu?

889
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:41,583
She's my niece.

890
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:45,208
If you need the spell to get a girl,
you're hopeless.

891
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:46,917
It wouldn't be worth it
even if you get the girl.

892
00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:50,167
Do you know how potent the spell is?

893
00:52:51,292 --> 00:52:53,792
It can't be stopped once it's released.

894
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,250
I'll not teach you
such bad trick.

895
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,125
Forget it.
I just wanted to find out more.

896
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:05,583
I'm tired. I'm going to take a nap.

897
00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,083
So what's the big deal?

898
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,417
Bringing me to you home like this.

899
00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:16,417
It's no big deal, really.

900
00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:18,500
Just thought we'd
have a casual chat and some tea.

901
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:19,958
Just to further our relationship.

902
00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:52,833
Oh, it's you? Ah Jin, Ah Xing's here.

903
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:55,958
I have to be going.

904
00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:58,375
Why?

905
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:02,125
Once it's released,
the spell can't be stopped.

906
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,792
Cat...

907
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,708
You...

908
00:54:23,542 --> 00:54:24,833
What's the matter? Looking for Ah Yu?

909
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:25,875
She hasn't come back yet.

910
00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:28,083
You...

911
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:30,833
I must be going.

912
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,667
I said Ah Yu hasn't come back yet.

913
00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:36,583
I know.

914
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,000
What's wrong with you?

915
00:54:58,542 --> 00:54:59,542
What are you doing?

916
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:03,250
Ah Jin, Jin Lang.

917
00:55:06,042 --> 00:55:07,250
I'm so bored.

918
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,292
Son of a bitch! What are you doing?

919
00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:12,708
Stop it! Let go at once!

920
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:13,833
Ah Xing.

921
00:55:15,417 --> 00:55:16,333
What are you doing?

922
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:18,042
Your boyfriend's gay!

923
00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:20,208
Why do you say such a thing?

924
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,000
What did I do?

925
00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:27,417
You came on to me, you faggot!

926
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,042
Ah Yu...

927
00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:32,750
Ah Yu, listen to me.

928
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:34,833
I didn't know what I was doing.

929
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,875
I was under a spell, a lewd spell.

930
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,667
What lewd spell? Stop trying to fool me!

931
00:55:39,708 --> 00:55:40,500
Nobody will believe you!

932
00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:41,792
He wants to take advantage of you.

933
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,333
It's true, I got those lewd spells...

934
00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:44,792
...from Uncle Biao.

935
00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,583
Uncle Biao? Which Uncle Biao?

936
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,500
Your ex-colleague Zhang Biao.

937
00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:50,708
You're crazy! He's been dead for ages.

938
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:53,542
That's it. I've no choice
but to tell the truth now.

939
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,583
Uncle Biao's inside this gun.

940
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:57,625
What the hell are you talking about?

941
00:55:57,667 --> 00:55:59,708
You must be a better liar than me!

942
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:03,042
Uncle Biao, show yourself quick! Appear!

943
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:05,000
You know my superior. Come on!

944
00:56:05,042 --> 00:56:07,000
Just ignore him, dad.

945
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,500
Ah Yu, give me 2 minutes.

946
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,333
I'll be right back.

947
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,667
It's all my fault.

948
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:20,875
I stole your spell.

949
00:56:20,917 --> 00:56:23,250
But if you don't appear, I'm dead.

950
00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,375
I'll slap myself 3 times.

951
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,458
Will that do?

952
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,750
What's this mumbo-jumbo?

953
00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:33,625
Not enough? Don't blame me then.

954
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:36,708
I don't want to do this either,

955
00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:41,500
but you're forcing me.

956
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,083
Can't take anymore, right?

957
00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,083
If you'd come out earlier like I asked,

958
00:56:47,125 --> 00:56:48,500
you wouldn't have to suffer like this.

959
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:51,792
I really think he's gone nuts!

960
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,667
Something must have gone wrong!

961
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,083
You're right. Let's take a look.

962
00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:01,583
What are you doing?
Why are you peeing like this?

963
00:57:02,292 --> 00:57:03,125
Right... get out!

964
00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:04,292
You're sickening!

965
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,875
Ah Yu...

966
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,667
You piss on me and try to flush me away!

967
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:17,250
Give me a chance to explain.

968
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,042
I'm not trying to fool you,
there's really a ghost!

969
00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:24,458
Why would I try to fool you, right?

970
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,125
Ah Yu.

971
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,875
What are you doing up here?

972
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,875
Downstairs say
my cause of death is unknown.

973
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:33,250
Where else can I go but up here?

974
00:57:33,292 --> 00:57:35,375
Is that any reason
to be messing about up here?

975
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:36,458
So what if I am?

976
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,167
You dare to throw your weight around
in my absence?

977
00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:39,667
Have you learnt your lesson?

978
00:57:40,792 --> 00:57:41,833
Who's throwing his weight around now?

979
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,083
Don't be mad!

980
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:45,000
- Shut up!
- It's none of your business!

981
00:57:45,042 --> 00:57:46,333
You pissed on me!

982
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,500
You're the cause of all this trouble!

983
00:57:57,167 --> 00:57:58,125
I asked you to come and you didn't.

984
00:57:58,167 --> 00:57:59,875
Now you appear without being called for.

985
00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:06,875
Ah Xing,
getting the girl and a promotion;

986
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,458
for better or worse,
I've done it for you.

987
00:58:10,042 --> 00:58:11,625
Now I've exposed myself,

988
00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:14,042
you must hurry up and find my murderer.

989
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,375
I hope so too.

990
00:58:16,417 --> 00:58:17,667
But you don't even know who he is,

991
00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:19,917
or what he looks like.
How can I find him?

992
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,167
It's not that I don't want to help you.

993
00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:25,625
Now that I think about it,

994
00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:27,667
when he killed me,

995
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,667
he had a heavy smell about him.

996
00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:29,542
What kind of smell?

997
00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:31,000
Body odour.

998
00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:35,875
I have it too. How do we find him?

999
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:40,667
You smell of sweat, not body odour.

1000
00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:44,958
Understand?

1001
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,208
What?

1002
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:47,875
What I just said.

1003
00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:48,958
What did you just say?

1004
00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:56,875
Ah Quan... I'm over here.
Come here, quick!

1005
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,208
Zhang, long time no see!

1006
00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,167
Where have you been?

1007
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,875
Nowhere. Just getting a haircut.

1008
00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:02,000
You look smart.

1009
00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:03,083
Thanks.

1010
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:04,708
What are you doing?

1011
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,042
What are you doing?

1012
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:08,250
Nutcase!

1013
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,500
I've had rotten luck lately, lost a lot.

1014
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:11,708
So stop gambling.

1015
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,167
How can I?

1016
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:15,292
You again? What's up with you?

1017
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,417
Just for a sniff.

1018
00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:30,208
Uncle Biao,
this is where you were killed.

1019
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,833
They aren't idiots.

1020
00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,292
Why would they still be hanging around?

1021
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Haven't you heard...

1022
00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:36,833
...that the most dangerous place
is the safest?

1023
00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:38,042
They think I'm dead and gone.

1024
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,250
It won't occur to them
a dead man would seek revenge.

1025
00:59:40,292 --> 00:59:41,500
You can't really say that.

1026
00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:42,917
If I hadn't bumped into you,

1027
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:44,625
I wouldn't have known about any of this.

1028
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:46,708
Crawl over from here.

1029
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,167
I did this last time
when I was investigating.

1030
01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:08,333
There really are drugs! Uncle Biao...

1031
01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:01,167
What are you doing?

1032
01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:04,750
- What are you doing...
- Take it easy! Don't pull the trigger!

1033
01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:06,292
- What are you doing...
- Take cover!

1034
01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:26,708
What is it?

1035
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:27,875
Quick! Kill him!

1036
01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:32,833
Uncle Biao,
can you let me have some fun?

1037
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,333
You want some fun? Sure.

1038
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,333
Having fun?

1039
01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,208
Too bad I didn't bring a camera.

1040
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,083
I've hit the jackpot!
Thanks, Uncle Biao!

1041
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,625
Son of a bitch! This is my turf!

1042
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,042
Smells awful!

1043
01:02:00,667 --> 01:02:01,292
Damn you!

1044
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,250
He's the one!

1045
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,167
What do you want?

1046
01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,250
I don't like that one.

1047
01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:37,792
Where are you going?

1048
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:46,083
I'm sure I shot him!
How can he still run?

1049
01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:47,292
Playing tricks?

1050
01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:49,167
He's not playing tricks,
he's got a charm.

1051
01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:51,792
A charm?

1052
01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:57,250
Good thing I have your magical ward,

1053
01:02:57,917 --> 01:03:00,917
otherwise I'd be dead.

1054
01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:03,875
He was murdered by you.

1055
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:06,125
Now he's sending this kid to avenge him.

1056
01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:08,917
Bastard!

1057
01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:12,167
Still after me even he's dead!

1058
01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:13,917
Master,

1059
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:17,375
you must get rid of him.

1060
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:18,917
Don't worry. You just stay here.

1061
01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:24,250
I've already devised a way
to deal with him.

1062
01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:27,625
Grandmaster on high,

1063
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:32,583
your disciple's been messed around
real good...

1064
01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:34,542
...by Zhang Biao
and that damned kid Ah Xing.

1065
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:38,333
It's all their fault
that my life's so miserable,

1066
01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,500
and the kid's even after my daughter.

1067
01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:44,125
Grandmaster, your power knows no bounds.

1068
01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:47,000
Please sort this thing out
for your disciple.

1069
01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:54,583
The Grandmaster's
coming down from heaven.

1070
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,792
Disciple Li Jin.

1071
01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:01,750
I know of your oppression
by Zhang Biao's ghost,

1072
01:04:01,792 --> 01:04:03,917
hence I've descended upon this earth...

1073
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,042
...to give you this magical spell.

1074
01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:09,125
Put it inside the gun barrel,

1075
01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:12,542
and you'll be able
to imprison that troublesome ghost.

1076
01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:13,792
Thank you, Grandmaster!

1077
01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:15,083
Go, and do as you are instructed.

1078
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:16,167
Yes.

1079
01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:32,042
Ah Xing.

1080
01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:33,000
You have a date?

1081
01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:34,917
You're bringing your gun?

1082
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:35,833
Yes.

1083
01:04:36,542 --> 01:04:37,375
Why?

1084
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,375
Going outwith Ah Yu,
a gun's not too convenient.

1085
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,917
Too many guns out there.
It's safer if I have one too.

1086
01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:43,667
What's to worry?
Besides, we all need some privacy.

1087
01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:45,333
Why bring a third wheel along?

1088
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,292
You've got a point.

1089
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,667
This old man's a real pain.

1090
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:51,042
I'll let the two of you reminisce
about the old days.

1091
01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:52,667
Alright, off you go then.

1092
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:57,167
Dad, we're off. Bye!

1093
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,875
Bye. No need to hurry back.

1094
01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:00,792
It's none of your business!

1095
01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:11,583
I'll block you in.
Let's see you can get out now.

1096
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:42,083
Let me out...

1097
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:44,292
You're never coming out again.

1098
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:47,167
It's our Black Sect's "coffin trap".

1099
01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:49,625
This is your doom!

1100
01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:53,417
In no time, your spirit will dissipate.

1101
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,208
Ah Yu.

1102
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,208
What?

1103
01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:12,333
We've been embracing for a long time.

1104
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,417
Yes.

1105
01:06:15,417 --> 01:06:16,500
How do you feel?

1106
01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:18,333
It's fun.

1107
01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:23,042
How about this?

1108
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:25,167
Let's try something else.

1109
01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:26,250
What?

1110
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,917
Say... Kissing.

1111
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:35,042
No, it'll be too embarrassing
if we're seen.

1112
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:36,042
No one will see us.

1113
01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:37,583
Who said there's no one?

1114
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:45,708
What's the matter?

1115
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,167
You should know.

1116
01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:49,042
No, I don't.

1117
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:50,833
Do you know or not?

1118
01:06:51,542 --> 01:06:53,292
Yes I do. Nothing's the matter.

1119
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,292
If nothing's the matter,
why aren't you running?

1120
01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,083
Uncle Biao.

1121
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:06,833
You know me?

1122
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:09,583
No... Just a misunderstanding.
I don't know you.

1123
01:07:20,042 --> 01:07:23,792
He's had enough exercise today, go!

1124
01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:25,375
Let's go!

1125
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,083
Bye!

1126
01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:34,917
Over there.

1127
01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:37,417
Hurry!

1128
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:39,375
You're early again.

1129
01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:41,292
Give me a chance to show off.

1130
01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,250
Be careful! Are you alright?

1131
01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:56,542
Lie down.
I'll go get you some medication.

1132
01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:04,750
There's no reason
for him not to save me.

1133
01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:11,542
Ah Biao, I finally beat you.

1134
01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,542
Grandmaster, please accept my gratitude.

1135
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,375
Thank for your magical charm...

1136
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:21,417
...that has locked Ah Biao away.

1137
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,333
Ah Xing.

1138
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,458
This time,
I can take revenge on both of them,

1139
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,667
Ah Biao and Ah Xing.

1140
01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:32,542
So you were behind everything!

1141
01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:34,500
Dad, why are you doing this?

1142
01:08:34,542 --> 01:08:36,375
Because they've both
been messing with me.

1143
01:08:36,417 --> 01:08:39,375
Dad, Ah Xing almost
got beaten to death by Deng.

1144
01:08:40,042 --> 01:08:41,167
Deng Li-yang still
dares to show his face?

1145
01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:43,208
Cut the crap. Let Uncle Biao out first.

1146
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,500
Uncle Biao.

1147
01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:47,875
Come, let me do it!

1148
01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:50,417
Alright.

1149
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:52,125
Uncle Biao, come on out!

1150
01:08:52,167 --> 01:08:53,542
What is it, Ah Xing?

1151
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,000
Uncle Biao, he's asleep.

1152
01:08:56,708 --> 01:08:59,583
Get up, it's almost dawn, Uncle Biao...

1153
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:04,875
Come out!

1154
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:06,833
If Uncle Biao's gone,
you better watch out!

1155
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:10,042
Impossible! Let me ask the Grandmaster.

1156
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:13,000
Grandmaster, I've removed the spell,

1157
01:09:13,042 --> 01:09:14,750
but Zhang Biao's not coming out.

1158
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:17,417
Have I done anything wrong?
Please advise me!

1159
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,167
Your thoughts are depraved,
unworthy disciple!

1160
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:26,958
You've been used by demons,
and caused great mischief.

1161
01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:30,125
I never came down in person from heaven,

1162
01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:31,292
nor gave you those evil spells...

1163
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:34,292
...to oppress the good.

1164
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,292
Then who's taken Uncle Biao?

1165
01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:40,125
This demon is Zhang Biao's doom,

1166
01:09:40,167 --> 01:09:43,000
instructed by Biao's enemy
Deng Li-yang...

1167
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:44,458
...to disguise himself as me,

1168
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:47,792
and use unworthy disciple to
abduct Biao,

1169
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:50,667
who's now locked inside a coffin trap.

1170
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,625
How can we save him?

1171
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,458
The coffin trap is thing of great evil,

1172
01:09:56,500 --> 01:10:00,458
even my powers
are unable to counteract it.

1173
01:10:01,417 --> 01:10:02,583
Then Uncle Biao's dead for sure.

1174
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:05,625
Grandmaster, have mercy!
There must be a way!

1175
01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:09,125
Loan only write
the counteracting spell on your body.

1176
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:11,917
If you can find them,
you can save Zhang Biao.

1177
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,417
Then please, hurry.

1178
01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:16,000
Miss, please retreat.

1179
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,667
Grandmaster, hurry!
I can't take it anymore!

1180
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:07,167
Grandmaster, hurry!

1181
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:20,833
Sorry, but it's really itchy!

1182
01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:22,542
We'll continue tomorrow.

1183
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,000
Finished?

1184
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:31,375
The Grandmaster's gone. Let me see.

1185
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:35,875
How come it's all smudged?

1186
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,167
Maybe I scratched a bit off.
Can you see it clearly?

1187
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,625
It will do. Let me see.

1188
01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,250
Virgin's urine.

1189
01:11:42,292 --> 01:11:44,000
Cat stool upon the altar.

1190
01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:45,792
Fairy's... Fairy's what?

1191
01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:48,542
Fart, fairy's fart.

1192
01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:51,000
Don't... don't peep at people's ass!

1193
01:11:51,042 --> 01:11:52,125
I'll let you see mine next time.

1194
01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:52,667
Really?

1195
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,250
Really. Watch the Grandmaster.

1196
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:56,167
Thank you Grandmaster.

1197
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:59,125
How come it is not eating?

1198
01:11:59,167 --> 01:12:01,542
It's all seafood, it should like.

1199
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:05,875
Pure Epsom Salt.

1200
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:07,667
Well? Has it eaten it yet?

1201
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,625
No. That's really weird.

1202
01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:10,792
It doesn't seem to want to eat at all.

1203
01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,708
You normally so mean
to it and don't feed it well;

1204
01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:16,375
now all of a sudden
you give it all this good stuff.

1205
01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:17,958
It must be afraid you want to poison it.

1206
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:19,792
What should we do?

1207
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:20,917
I'll give a demonstration,

1208
01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:22,542
so it will follow suit and start eating.

1209
01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:23,792
Sounds good. Go on then.

1210
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:30,875
I'm a cat. Now you watch.

1211
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,042
Such great food!
What a waste if you don't eat up!

1212
01:12:37,042 --> 01:12:38,333
Nice fish!

1213
01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:49,250
A little bit too salty.

1214
01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:50,667
You've gobbled it all up.
What are we going to do?

1215
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,875
I was giving it
a chance to watch clearly.

1216
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:57,792
Watch!

1217
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,375
It needs a demonstration.

1218
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:02,708
It's all fresh,

1219
01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,667
though the taste's a little bit strange.

1220
01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,458
No way. I just put
in a little bit of Epsom salt.

1221
01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:17,458
What are you doing?

1222
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,667
Demonstrating shitting.
Otherwise it won't do it.

1223
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,667
Watch.

1224
01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:30,333
Come on, take a shit!

1225
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,875
Demonstration's over. Your turn now.

1226
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:40,958
Mistress.

1227
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:42,333
What is it, sir?

1228
01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:43,375
Not off work yet?

1229
01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:45,833
Almost, as soon as I finish this.

1230
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:49,167
I know that you must be very tired,

1231
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,708
so I've brought you something to drink.

1232
01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:53,083
How kind! And such a big bottle!

1233
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:54,958
Don't mention it.

1234
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,500
Wait, let me get a glass.

1235
01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,000
No need, drink from the bottle.

1236
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:01,500
The whole bottle?

1237
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:02,833
That's what makes it fun.

1238
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:03,833
True.

1239
01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:13,125
You're really great! There's more.

1240
01:14:13,167 --> 01:14:15,083
Come on... another one.

1241
01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,167
There's more?

1242
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:25,792
Finished.

1243
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,000
You really are great!

1244
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:29,833
The weather's too hot.

1245
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,167
Again? Alright.

1246
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,542
This is marvellous, want some more?

1247
01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:42,458
Damn! All finished.

1248
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,375
I'll go and buy some more, please wait.

1249
01:14:44,417 --> 01:14:47,208
Strange kid!
So nice to me all of a sudden.

1250
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,500
You'll need to pee for sure.

1251
01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,417
What are you doing?

1252
01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,792
You peeping tom!
Peeking at women peeing!

1253
01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:07,583
Buying me drinks all of a sudden,

1254
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:09,625
I knew you were up to no good.

1255
01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,583
No one take advantage of me that easily.

1256
01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,375
Are you a peeping tom too?

1257
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,083
A bit slower.

1258
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,708
What? That works too.

1259
01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,167
Ah Xing, you've made me eat...

1260
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,708
...so many baked sweet potatoes,

1261
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,167
and peanuts as well.

1262
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:56,917
Is this enough yet?
I can't take anymore.

1263
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,542
Just hang on for a bit longer.

1264
01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:00,333
Just wait
till I get this glass ring fixed.

1265
01:16:02,167 --> 01:16:04,833
Don't just eat, drink some water too.

1266
01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:09,417
Water?

1267
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,542
Ready.

1268
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:12,750
Begin.

1269
01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:18,458
Grandmaster on high.

1270
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,667
Your humble disciple piously invokes...

1271
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,083
...your divine presence to
descend upon me.

1272
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:27,542
It's coming.

1273
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,083
Great!

1274
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,417
Go on!

1275
01:16:45,458 --> 01:16:47,375
Harder!

1276
01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:53,500
A bit harder, go on!

1277
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:54,667
Harder...

1278
01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:56,208
Hold it.

1279
01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:57,875
Your ass can hold so much gas.

1280
01:16:57,917 --> 01:16:59,625
It's just like a sideshow performance.

1281
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,708
Go on...

1282
01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,250
Stop, enough!

1283
01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:08,417
I can't stop!

1284
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:22,708
What a stink...

1285
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,083
Of course it stinks!
You think I asked for this?

1286
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,333
Damn it! All gone!

1287
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,625
Quick! Help get the fart back!
It's almost all gone!

1288
01:17:29,667 --> 01:17:31,042
Hurry! Come on over and help!

1289
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,292
Hurry! Hurry up, will you?

1290
01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:38,375
What is it?

1291
01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:45,708
You can hold such stink in your mouth,
marvellous!

1292
01:18:01,292 --> 01:18:02,375
Cat stool upon the altar.

1293
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:07,750
Virgin's urine.

1294
01:18:12,667 --> 01:18:13,708
Fairy's fart.

1295
01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:15,958
Ready.

1296
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000
Alright!

1297
01:18:23,917 --> 01:18:24,792
Done.

1298
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:25,500
Great!

1299
01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,250
Bring it all along to save Ah Biao.

1300
01:18:27,292 --> 01:18:28,292
Good!

1301
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:31,167
Ready?

1302
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,083
Ready.

1303
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,083
This one? Bring a bigger one.

1304
01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:37,625
We're not killing a cow here.
This is good enough.

1305
01:18:37,667 --> 01:18:38,417
Is it working?

1306
01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:39,833
It's going to work. Let's go!

1307
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,542
It's really here.

1308
01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:07,750
Uncle Biao, we're here to rescue you.

1309
01:19:07,792 --> 01:19:10,167
Cut the crap. Hurry up and get him out!

1310
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,292
No response.

1311
01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,292
Hey!

1312
01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:24,292
Why didn't you say hey?

1313
01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:26,500
I was afraid
the audience might not like it.

1314
01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:27,375
You've got a point there.

1315
01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:29,667
Damn! We've fallen into a trap.

1316
01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,250
This isn't the real coffin trap.

1317
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:35,542
You guessed right.

1318
01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:37,083
All I needed was a fake coffin trap,

1319
01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:39,875
and I've destroyed the counter-measures.

1320
01:19:39,917 --> 01:19:41,750
You must have gone
to such lengths to procure.

1321
01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:47,625
The real coffin trap... is here.

1322
01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:53,958
Ah Biao.

1323
01:19:57,083 --> 01:20:00,333
Unless you can get
another lot of counter-measures,

1324
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,667
there's no way
you can save this old ghost.

1325
01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:04,208
There aren't too many fools left.

1326
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:09,750
He called you a fool.

1327
01:20:10,042 --> 01:20:12,792
That's OK, I'm still smarter than him.

1328
01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:15,833
Attack!

1329
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:17,583
How strange!

1330
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,417
How did Friar Pig's mother die?

1331
01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:22,792
You must be tired of living
to go against me!

1332
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:23,667
Shoot!

1333
01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:25,208
Shoot!
And you'll turn into a hornets' nest.

1334
01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:26,958
What is it?

1335
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,667
The god damned ghost
is still in my hands.

1336
01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:31,792
What are you going to do?

1337
01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:35,375
You want to play? Fine.
Come on, I'll play with you!

1338
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:37,167
I didn't say I wanted to play.

1339
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:46,917
Ah Biao.

1340
01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:48,667
Shoot!

1341
01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:57,708
Bastard!

1342
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:01,583
Uncle Biao.

1343
01:21:09,208 --> 01:21:11,958
Think you can take me
with a little trick like that?

1344
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:24,250
Ah Biao, you're marvellous!

1345
01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:26,042
Uncle Biao, that was great!

1346
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,250
Cover me, I'll go flatten him.

1347
01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:38,542
Ah Xing.

1348
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:40,500
Ah Xing, are you alright?

1349
01:21:40,542 --> 01:21:42,208
Uncle Biao, aren't you covering me?

1350
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,375
I can't cover shit.

1351
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:44,792
I can't even take care of myself.

1352
01:21:44,917 --> 01:21:45,833
What are you talking about?

1353
01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:49,000
Come on, Ah Biao!

1354
01:22:02,708 --> 01:22:04,458
Ah Biao, it's your turn.

1355
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,125
He's so ugly, no way!

1356
01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:30,750
Uncle Biao! Help me!

1357
01:22:30,792 --> 01:22:32,208
If you don't help out, Ah Xing's had it.

1358
01:22:32,250 --> 01:22:33,542
What can I do?

1359
01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:35,250
I don't even know
whether I'm a man or a woman!

1360
01:22:35,292 --> 01:22:36,083
Uncle Biao, help!

1361
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,125
Why are you talking such rubbish?

1362
01:22:37,167 --> 01:22:40,083
Uncle Biao, what happened to you?

1363
01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,667
Your beard looks so sexy!

1364
01:22:41,917 --> 01:22:43,417
Disgusting!

1365
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:48,792
I can't take it anymore!

1366
01:22:56,167 --> 01:22:57,417
The Grandmaster's
showing his great power.

1367
01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:05,333
The "Fu So Sword".

1368
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,333
Ah Xing, are you hurt?

1369
01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:13,917
Uncle Biao, have you been castrated?

1370
01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:15,500
Let me take a look.

1371
01:23:15,542 --> 01:23:16,417
Damn it! Don't touch!

1372
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,458
The others will see.

1373
01:23:31,708 --> 01:23:33,708
I'll fight with you.

1374
01:23:51,083 --> 01:23:52,417
Great...

1375
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:03,917
Damn, he can't hold on!

1376
01:24:04,542 --> 01:24:06,083
Didn't I tell you to bring a bigger one?

1377
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,333
You never listen.

1378
01:24:25,042 --> 01:24:26,625
Vile monster, let go of me!

1379
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,500
Uncle Biao, what are we going to do?

1380
01:24:29,875 --> 01:24:30,917
I don't have any charms on me.

1381
01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:33,458
Charms? I've got one!

1382
01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:46,667
What is it?

1383
01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:49,375
Even my powers are useless,
what good is a charm!

1384
01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:50,417
Take it back!

1385
01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:11,083
Ass on fire, hurry!

1386
01:25:16,542 --> 01:25:17,667
You look like Maradona.

1387
01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:19,292
More?

1388
01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:24,000
Not even Pele could do better. One more!

1389
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,167
Too big.

1390
01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:46,542
Untie my hands.

1391
01:25:46,583 --> 01:25:47,542
Alright.

1392
01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:54,000
Didn't the Grandmaster
say with the 3 magic charms...

1393
01:25:54,042 --> 01:25:55,083
...we can break the spell on Uncle Biao?

1394
01:25:55,125 --> 01:25:56,292
How come it's not working?

1395
01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:58,292
Maybe it should be 4 items instead of 3.

1396
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,333
Four items?

1397
01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:00,208
Look at him.

1398
01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,542
It must be
the virgin boy's urine that's missing.

1399
01:26:02,208 --> 01:26:04,542
Virgin boy's urine?
Must have scratched off that bit.

1400
01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:05,417
What are we going to do now?

1401
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:07,542
Hurry and get a virgin boy's urine.

1402
01:26:09,625 --> 01:26:11,458
Done! Coming right up!

1403
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,958
You're still a virgin.

1404
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:25,667
Here it comes, virgin boy's urine.

1405
01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:26,708
Is it for real?

1406
01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:27,542
It's for real!

1407
01:26:44,542 --> 01:26:45,542
Give me the charm.

1408
01:26:46,667 --> 01:26:47,500
Catch!

1409
01:26:50,958 --> 01:26:51,708
What are we going to do now?

1410
01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:52,542
What?

1411
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:53,583
That monster's very powerful.

1412
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,042
Take this away first.

1413
01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:11,667
The monster wants to take us with him.

1414
01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:12,458
Then what should we do?

1415
01:27:12,792 --> 01:27:13,875
Put the iron plate away.

1416
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:23,125
Give me a push.

1417
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:46,917
Ah Biao, what happened to you?

1418
01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:49,458
Uncle Biao, are you alright?

1419
01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:51,958
Grandmaster,
how can a ghost get injured?

1420
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,833
The Grandmaster's long gone.

1421
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:53,875
How was I supposed to know?

1422
01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:57,875
My spirit's diffused.
I fear I can't take revenge.

1423
01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:02,500
Deng Li-yang, show your face
if you've got the guts!

1424
01:28:03,542 --> 01:28:04,333
Ah Yu.

1425
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:08,125
Looking for me? I'm here.

1426
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,292
- Ah Yu.
- Don't move!

1427
01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:14,167
Shoot if you've got the guts.

1428
01:28:14,208 --> 01:28:17,792
One against one,
I've got nothing to lose.

1429
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:19,500
Put down your gun!

1430
01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:23,625
Put down your gun! She's my daughter.

1431
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:26,417
Don't do it! You're dead either way.

1432
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:31,042
What are we going to do now?

1433
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:32,375
Everything depends on you.

1434
01:28:32,417 --> 01:28:33,500
On me?

1435
01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,417
Put down the gun at once!

1436
01:28:38,125 --> 01:28:41,333
Hurry up, put it down!

1437
01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:43,083
Holy shit!

1438
01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:55,458
Ah Yu...

1439
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:58,208
Ah Yu, wake up.

1440
01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:00,917
I've had my revenge.

1441
01:29:02,292 --> 01:29:02,958
Dad.

1442
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,000
Ah Biao.

1443
01:29:04,542 --> 01:29:08,292
I've fulfilled my wish,
I have to report back.

1444
01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:10,750
Uncle Biao.

1445
01:29:10,792 --> 01:29:11,708
Come.

1446
01:29:12,458 --> 01:29:13,500
What is it?

1447
01:29:14,417 --> 01:29:15,250
I'll see you off.

1448
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,750
I'm going up to heaven, not on a trip.

1449
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,000
Are you coming along to die with me?

1450
01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:23,000
You've got a point. Be seeing you then.

1451
01:29:23,667 --> 01:29:26,208
Be seeing me? You'll have a long wait.

1452
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:27,333
Don't worry.

1453
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:28,917
I'll be the first in line to see you.

1454
01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:31,500
I'll be coming to see you before long.

1455
01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:32,833
Goodbye.

1456
01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:34,000
Watch your step now.

1457
01:29:35,708 --> 01:29:37,208
Burn me some paper money
at the Qing Ming Festival.

1458
01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:39,875
Take care.

1459
01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:41,458
Write if you have time.

1460
01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,125
You want to go to heaven? No way.

1461
01:29:43,625 --> 01:29:45,750
Why not? I've proved I'm a good person.

1462
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:47,000
Why can't I go to heaven?

1463
01:29:47,667 --> 01:29:49,083
There's an immigration quota in heaven.

1464
01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:50,375
It's full at the moment.

1465
01:29:50,417 --> 01:29:54,667
With your qualifications,
entry won't be easy.

1466
01:29:54,708 --> 01:29:55,625
Then what am I supposed to do?

1467
01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:57,792
You can invest.

1468
01:29:57,833 --> 01:29:59,667
You can jump the queue
as an investment immigrant.

1469
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:00,667
Did you bring any money?

1470
01:30:01,792 --> 01:30:04,000
Damn! I didn't bring any this time.

1471
01:30:04,042 --> 01:30:04,958
No money?

1472
01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:07,917
Then go to hell.
There's no entry fee there.

1473
01:30:10,667 --> 01:30:12,417
Who's Zhang Biao?
Sign for your delivery.

1474
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,708
That's me.

1475
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,542
Who's smart enough
to know I'd be needing money?

1476
01:30:24,667 --> 01:30:25,708
You?

1477
01:30:26,083 --> 01:30:27,083
Thank you.

1478
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:30,708
The gates of heaven are open to you.

1479
01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:34,125
We always have
your best interests at heart.

1480
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,667
Let's go, lunch is on me!

1481
01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:37,250
Great!

1482
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:40,542
How's the food here?

1483
01:30:40,583 --> 01:30:41,708
I was just about to ask you.

1484
01:30:41,750 --> 01:30:43,250
Enjoy your meal.

1485
01:30:43,417 --> 01:30:44,417
That's right, goodbye.