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好了啦…

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聽說很冷的時候

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小弟弟會縮回肚子內

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現在我的蛋蛋已經卡到喉嚨了

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我叫豪洨

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是一個電影製片

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但是我的故事絕對沒蓋你

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幹什麼?

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接下來你們要幹嘛跟我沒關係了吧?

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我們合約也還沒簽啊

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你以為這件事情

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龍哥會善罷甘休嗎?

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不是,我真的就沒有幹嘛啊

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如果你敢走,老子就先處理你

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聽懂了沒有?

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別想那麼多了,快點

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來

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數到三,一起動手

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一…

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二…

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三…

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該死的

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拍片居然拍到剁死人肉這事

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就要先介紹這傢伙

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他叫穩死

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是一個電影宅男

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有記憶以來,我們就黏在一起

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我們家是開錄影帶店的

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他每天都來看免費的

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自從他看了林正英的殭屍片後

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一直相信他這一輩子

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一定會遇到一次活屍大爆發

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他就把這個想法變成他的劇本

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故事是在說

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某天台灣活屍蔓延的時候

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清純女學生被活屍咬了一口

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然後流氓男老師
死了都要愛的浪漫愛情故事

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這個大場面要是能拍出來

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我們一定會得奧斯卡

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為了要拍電影,我們累得像條狗

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每天吃泡麵,還要簽本票借錢

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結果片才拍到一半

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男主角主辦性愛招待派對

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被警察抓走

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害我們血本無歸

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我只好介紹他進黑社會

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幫忙討錢來抵債

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將天敞開,你的榮耀降下來

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這位大哥他退隱江湖之後

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加入童軍團,說要日行一善

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結果扶老太太過馬路的時候

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卻被開車酒駕的撞死

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我們董事長派我去記錄一下

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耶穌基督 聖潔羔羊

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榮耀歸於祢

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天上地下

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天上地下 合一敬拜

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歡呼 耶穌基督 聖潔羔羊

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老大,抱歉

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該死的,你在做什麼?

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沒有啦,這個勾到了啦

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爸

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你走開啦

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沒事…我來就好 沒事

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你走開啦

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小心,我爸的那個…不要…

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你們兩個到底是在做什麼?

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走開

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走開

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沒事,我來處理 爸

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爸

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不…

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我一直覺得他有點自閉症

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爸

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但是要來當兄弟的,都是天注定的

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你這傻子,到底在做什麼?

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不要打了 爸

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別動…別動手

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爸

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好了,別打了

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別打

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武哥,這是這個月收的

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真的有喔

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今天不錯喔

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等一下一起走

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董事長說要找你們

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老大在吃麵

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兩位先旁邊稍等一下,好嗎?

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自找麻煩

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用什麼空拍機?

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畫面就是用空拍機才會好看啊

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聽你在放屁

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這個好像嫂子

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這不是啦,這人妖耶

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現在人妖都裝得這麼厲害喔

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這樣怎麼分辨出來?

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給他搓下去

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就知道了 該死的

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該死的

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好了…

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躺著有180還要告訴你嗎?

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好了 這樣…

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不要弄了

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抱歉

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時間差不多了,可以走了

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稍等一下喔

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好

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辦大事

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你們兩個稍等一下喔,老大在忙

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用力一點…

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裡面在唱歌的是我們大嫂

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我們董事長每天都嚴厲地訓練她

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應該是希望她以後

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可以去小巨蛋開演唱會

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老子就還在忙

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你…

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你這樣催,到底是什麼意思?

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這位就是我們董事長

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你絕對不想要跟他對上的

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他的副業就是賣土虱

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廖桑看到你叫,就會很嗨啊

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好啦…不要在那邊講有的沒的

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這位是他的總經理,土虱廖

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他家的土虱都很好吃

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都有通過SGS食品檢驗

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有豐富的維他命A和膠原蛋白

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可以說是滋補又美容,壯陽強身

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吃過都說讚

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老大

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你要的人帶來了

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你們兩個人啊

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之前猴哥告別式的那一天

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你們是在幹什麼?

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老大

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那是意外啊

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意外啦

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別緊張啊,沒事啦

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來,這邊坐

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坐啊

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小武啊

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撈兩碗土虱湯,給他們兩位補一下

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好

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拍戲總是有意外啦

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反正猴哥“神愛世人”

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他不會跟你們計較這麼多

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反而是我覺得片子拍得不錯

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很用心

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很感人

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你們以前是讀傳播科的喔

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以前在學校

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我是製片,他是導演

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後來時機太差,就賺不了錢

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那你呢?

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老大

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這位非常有才華

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有機會做李安

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來

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這些讓你們好好發揮一下

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幫我拍一部電影

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這個預算、劇本啦

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你們自由發揮

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我只有一個條件

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一定要飛去日本取景,拍幾場戲回來

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你覺得怎麼樣?

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老大

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我覺得我們已經準備好了

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其實有一個劇本已經寫好很久了

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很精彩喔

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尤其是那個女主角Jojo

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空靈佛系純情女高中生

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如果這支電影讓我拍的話

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我一定把它拍到最好

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聽起來好像不錯

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但是用說的算數嗎?

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那到底是真的還是假的?

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那就切一段你的手指頭

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證明你的決心吧

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證明一下

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快呀 剁下去

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老大說話你沒聽到,是不是?

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快點啦… 快啦

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沒聽到老大說的,是不是?

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動手 沒時間了啦

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大家等著啊 快點

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拍一部好電影,一根手指頭算什麼啊

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來… 不然要等多久?

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快點 機會就在這裡囉

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指尖呢? 浪費時間

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剁下去就對了啦 沒有決心嘛

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剁下去

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未來就在這一剁

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剁下去就對了 快啦

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漂亮啊 快點…

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我一定會把它拍到最好

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去死了

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有膽識

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這樣我相信你,好

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女主角我已經幫你找好了

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寶貝

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導演好,你叫我香耐鵝就可以了

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嫂子,對不起

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我劇本的女主角是純情女高中生

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剛剛好,我做節目都演高中生啊

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我賣寶石啊

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披一件鋪棉外套搭這個也很亮眼

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很漂亮耶

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我還有才藝要表演給你看

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來… 瘋婆子

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不好意思喔

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空靈佛系純情女高中生

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你不拍

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你不拍難道是想死喔?

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我已經說過了

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我劇本女主角是高中生,高中生

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嫂子這樣子是怎麼演高中生啊?

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你就隨便寫一個媽媽桑

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給她做女主角就好了嘛

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阿姨

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三十幾歲的人還可以演高中生嗎?

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可以

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聽到沒有? 可以啊

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不是我說的,阿姨說的

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海雞母啦

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現在電腦這麼厲害

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你就先拍她

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之後用電腦修年輕一點不就好了嗎?

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電腦修年輕一點

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你厲害,你來

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不用找了 謝謝

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你聽我的啦

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如果這次處理得好的話

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我們就可以提早退伍了

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她臉上還有一顆痣耶

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還有一顆痣

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你想想看,如果拍出來

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就一直看到那顆痣

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你不會覺得很煩嗎?

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最好是第一次當導演

242
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,080
就可以要什麼就有什麼了

243
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,440
好萊塢就可以

244
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,640
好萊塢

245
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,040
你沒有那個命,好萊塢咧

246
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,000
這個一百

247
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,000
我跟你說啦,你就放心交給我

248
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,080
我幫你處理

249
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,160
你要什麼有什麼

250
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,400
要場面有場面,好不好?

251
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,720
好啊,不然你叫李屏賓來

252
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,400
叫李屏賓來我就拍

253
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,880
當作你是王家衛喔?李屏賓咧

254
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,160
都大人了,要更會想啦

255
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,760
想你奶奶、想你妹妹啊

256
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,080
哪一個比較重要?

257
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,520
那顆痣比較重要?

258
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,920
奶奶…

259
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,760
你孫子買了魚回來

260
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,240
等一下煮魚湯給你喝

261
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,800
阿弟啊,你怎麼有時間回來?

262
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,840
回來看看啊

263
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,160
弟弟

264
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,800
奶奶,這小孩什麼時候要收涎?

265
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,160
才兩個月而已,要收什麼涎?

266
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,360
你們家的阿弟現在要做導演

267
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,440
要拍電影

268
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,720
如果這次賺大錢

269
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,440
我再帶你們去住更舒適的地方

270
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,400
好不好?

271
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,480
我來 他大哥就是拍戲

272
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,200
太晚回來,才被車子撞死

273
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,880
你還要帶他去拍戲?

274
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,960
我有買一些奶粉和尿布

275
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,240
這個錢你拿去吧

276
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,440
這麼多喔

277
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,160
我們老闆說要拍電影,這是導演費啦

278
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,680
是真的喔?

279
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,560
真的啦,這次很認真

280
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,800
(派對時間)

281
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,560
豪洨

282
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,880
豪洨

283
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,400
來啦

284
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,440
小梁哥,我特地找來的副導

285
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,920
有他妥當的啦

286
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,080
你好… 有我就搞定了啦

287
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,760
我們是外行的,你要多多照顧我們

288
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,000
放心啦,這個我最會

289
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,120
可是你給我看那女主角的照片

290
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,600
那個知名度不夠

291
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,240
她的後台很硬

292
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,800
她是大哥的女人

293
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,720
了解…

294
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,880
你們在選演員喔?

295
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,800
嫂子…

296
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,000
這次我們老大辦這麼熱鬧的開機趴

297
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,200
那他自己怎麼沒有來?

298
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,600
別理他啦,他去日本了啦

299
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,320
導演

300
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,200
你對我一直很有偏見喔

301
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280
沒有啦

302
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,000
只是你跟我想的角色形象比較不一樣

303
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,520
那不然你們打電話給龍哥說

304
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,160
你們要換人演

305
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,160
跟你開玩笑的,導演

306
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,880
我一定會努力演好Jojo

307
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,600
之後就請你多多指教囉

308
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,480
喝酒啦

309
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,520
這樣是不對的

310
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880
嫂子不要這樣

311
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,280
不對,怎樣不對?

312
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,840
這樣對不對?

313
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,960
抱歉啦,嫂子抱歉啦

314
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,680
該死的,你幹嘛啦?

315
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,160
抱歉啦,你不要這樣

316
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,960
嫂子,不要

317
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,080
嫂子,你…

318
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,200
脫掉 嫂子,不要這樣

319
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,760
嫂子 脫掉

320
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,800
你現在不是嫂子 快點

321
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,120
你是Jojo

322
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,720
你知不知道Jojo是什麼樣的人?

323
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,360
她是一個很純情

324
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,600
很單純的高中女生

325
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,640
你知道我的電影要表達什麼嗎?

326
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,200
我故事裡的主角

327
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,480
到最後一個一個都變成活屍了

328
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,840
那這樣大家就都一樣了

329
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,440
世界就公平了

330
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,640
我最後一場也有煙火

331
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,600
你要做什麼?

332
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,920
小時候我哥哥跟我說過

333
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,040
如果有什麼願望

334
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,000
就從溪邊的上方跳下去

335
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,160
這樣願望就會實現了

336
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:11,400
我要參加奧斯卡

337
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
我也要去

338
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,080
我要走紅毯

339
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,080
你臉上有一顆痣

340
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,880
要怎麼走紅毯啊?

341
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,400
去死啦,帶它一起去啦

342
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,600
我帶你去

343
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:41,960
奧斯卡,我來了

344
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,960
導演,這個順場表

345
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,800
我們是不是要來弄清楚一下?

346
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,120
等我一下喔

347
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,120
我等一下過去 好…

348
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,600
你等我喔

349
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,440
等一下再跳

350
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:19,080
最佳女主角要來囉

351
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,120
叫你跟人家混熟

352
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,760
你怎麼混到人家往生了?

353
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,480
我怎麼知道她會跟我一起跳下來?

354
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,920
怎麼會沒有人看到?

355
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,280
哇靠

356
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,560
大哥的馬子你也處理喔

357
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,880
梁哥

358
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,080
你知道昨天後來到底怎麼了嗎?

359
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,720
怎麼了?你問我?

360
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,440
你比較清楚啦 不是

361
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,200
我們昨天不是還有對道具

362
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,680
然後後來又繼續喝啊

363
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,400
後來到底怎麼了啊?

364
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,080
你就把她弄到不省人事啊

365
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,640
你是在講什麼啊?

366
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,280
有人來了啦 還有妹要來?

367
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,800
別問了 快幫忙啊

368
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,920
快點啦

369
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,840
這就是撿屍

370
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,800
不要講話啦

371
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,480
她是喝多少?怎麼會醉成這樣啊?

372
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,520
你不要問啦

373
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,760
接下來你們要幹嘛跟我沒關係了吧?

374
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,840
我們合約也還沒簽啊

375
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,800
你以為這件事情龍哥會善罷甘休嗎?

376
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,080
不是,我真的就沒有幹嘛啊

377
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,160
不然你現在走

378
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,680
你如果走得掉

379
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,640
你就走

380
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,200
如果你敢走,老子就先處理你啦

381
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,320
聽懂了沒有?

382
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,640
別講那麼多,快點

383
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,160
來

384
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,520
數到三,一起動手

385
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,760
一…

386
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,120
二…

387
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,240
三…

388
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,320
靠,你們耍我啊

389
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,200
想想看還有沒有什麼別的辦法

390
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,240
不是嘛,你們就去跟你們老大說啊

391
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,680
她真的是從上面自己跳下來的嘛

392
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,760
你們也不是故意的 死定了

393
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,720
那就落跑嘛 這次真的死定了

394
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,000
坐桶子落跑,好不好?

395
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,680
完蛋了,這次真的死定了

396
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,560
死定了…

397
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,880
完蛋了…

398
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:09,680
(場、鏡、次)

399
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,160
(場、鏡、次)

400
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,400
乾脆直接拍下去啦

401
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,680
怕什麼?

402
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,680
我們還要多久才會去日本拍?

403
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,560
開拍後…

404
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,080
大概三個禮拜吧

405
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,200
我有一個朋友在日本

406
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,360
到日本後叫他來接我們

407
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,920
出國再逃跑也比較安全

408
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,800
你是喝酒喝到傻掉了嗎?

409
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,000
死人是要怎麼演戲啊?

410
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,960
我們拍什麼片?

411
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,400
活屍片啊

412
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,160
這樣不就對了嗎?這個就是啊

413
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,280
這個就是

414
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,160
之前有跟大家說過了

415
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,880
我是這部電影的製片

416
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,120
而製片最重要的工作

417
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,040
就是要製造騙局

418
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,840
這傢伙…

419
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,800
真的沒問題嗎?

420
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,760
她現在說她是禮儀師

421
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960
我跟你講那只是過渡時期

422
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,800
她有去澳洲學過特殊化妝

423
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,160
還有學過表演,沒問題的

424
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,200
為了要讓電影順利開拍

425
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,880
我們重金禮聘請到

426
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,160
好萊塢等級的特化師,咪咪

427
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,880
聽說在她的手上

428
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,080
哥吉拉也可以變成安潔莉娜…

429
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,840
裘莉

430
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,600
有喔…這樣有喔

431
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,320
但是這樣還不夠

432
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,440
我們把片場的冷氣開到最冷

433
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,880
還找來一大台冰箱

434
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,360
來為香耐鵝保鮮

435
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,560
甚至嚴禁任何人接觸女主角

436
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,120
營造一個她大牌又神秘的形象

437
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,400
知道了…

438
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,080
好,準備好了

439
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,320
好

440
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,040
這段沒問題了 好

441
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,400
快點啊,在幹嘛啊?

442
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,680
動作快

443
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,360
來,現場各就各位喔

444
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,600
沒吃飯啊?

445
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,640
準備了 起來

446
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,080
來,準備

447
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,640
現場準備

448
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,920
來,開始錄音

449
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,680
已經開始錄音 開始錄影

450
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,720
已經開始錄影

451
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,760
場22-5,第3鏡次

452
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,160
開始

453
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,680
Jojo

454
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,720
你怎麼了?

455
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,840
快醒過來

456
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,760
Jojo…不要啊,救命啊

457
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,320
Jojo,你沒事吧

458
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,800
Jojo

459
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,080
該死的,你們不會累喔?

460
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,040
你們不累,我很累

461
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,200
來呀,你來咬我啊,看你多厲害啊

462
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,560
卡,好

463
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,360
如果你有聽見這廣播

464
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,120
請來日本東京…

465
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,680
這裡是唯一的避難所

466
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,320
Jojo…

467
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,680
收到消息了

468
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,600
日本現在還是安全的

469
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,600
相信我

470
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,720
我一定會帶你離開這裡的

471
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,880
我們打勾勾

472
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,200
你為什麼要跟體育老師在一起?

473
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,680
你現在是默認了,對不對?

474
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,360
卡 可以嗎?

475
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:28,920
卡

476
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,600
卡

477
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,080
卡

478
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,640
好

479
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,640
耐鵝…

480
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,920
我想要跟你稍微就是說…

481
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,200
洨哥 怎麼了

482
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,240
沒有,我要跟耐鵝對一下

483
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,440
之後戲的部分

484
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,160
香耐鵝今天人不太舒服

485
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,920
一下就好了

486
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,280
不是啦

487
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,880
一下下就好了 不是啦

488
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,920
耐鵝

489
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,120
我想跟你討論一下明天的吻戲

490
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,640
我可以伸舌頭嗎?

491
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,360
因為對我來說

492
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,280
伸舌頭是一種能加強情緒進入的方式

493
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,200
你覺得可以嗎?

494
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,440
好,太好了

495
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,680
擊掌

496
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,320
典哥,我真的很謝謝你來幫忙啦

497
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,800
別這麼說啦

498
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,440
你敢找我當男主角,你膽識好

499
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,920
你膽識才好 沒有啦

500
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,880
掰掰

501
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,240
還可以吧? 我跟你講喔

502
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,880
這次絕對不一樣

503
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,840
真的喔

504
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,760
為了要解決死人答應的舌吻戲

505
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,760
我們不得不請化妝師咪咪

506
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,520
搬出好萊塢的大絕招

507
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,840
《不可能的任務》裡面的變臉

508
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,400
怎麼樣?有好萊塢的水準吧

509
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,960
你這個

510
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,320
感覺不太像

511
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,280
上色之後就會很像

512
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,040
只是現在面部表情還不太能動啦

513
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,240
這我還要再想一想

514
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440
你這是要騙誰?

515
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,640
你才付我多少錢啊?

516
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,720
去看看啦

517
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,200
香耐鵝 老大來了

518
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,520
大哥來給你送湯啦 老大來了

519
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,600
這個走,這個摘掉…

520
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,680
有沒有面膜… 寶貝

521
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,320
快… 大哥來囉

522
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,760
過來…

523
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,840
戴上去 開門啦

524
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,680
寶貝

525
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,560
寶貝

526
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,240
那邊很好

527
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,320
老大

528
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,800
你們到底是在做什麼?

529
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,040
等那麼久也不開門

530
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,280
還好我有帶鑰匙

531
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,360
我們剛剛在討論劇本啦

532
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,520
香耐鵝

533
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:52,880
老大… 香耐鵝

534
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,800
我跟你解釋一下

535
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,600
什麼? 香耐鵝今早起床後

536
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,680
就不能說話了

537
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,720
沒錯

538
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,960
怎麼會這樣啊?她還好嗎?

539
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,240
香耐鵝,來…我來看看

540
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,080
來,我來看看

541
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,120
來…我看看

542
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,080
老大,你聽我好好跟你說

543
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,400
她給自己壓力太大了

544
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,560
所以併發了 寶貝,還好嗎?

545
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,840
嚴重的感冒

546
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,400
怎麼會這樣啊?

547
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,080
她真的是為了這個戲

548
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,920
做了很多犧牲跟付出啦

549
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,280
我希望能夠跟她保持一些距離啦

550
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,760
保持什麼距離?

551
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,080
我只是要跟她說話而已

552
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,320
又沒有要做什麼

553
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,480
不過以前她緊張的時候

554
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,560
我哄哄她 是

555
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,800
就沒事了 是

556
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,320
來,你出去…

557
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,040
不是 留我單獨跟她一起就好

558
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,120
來,拿去…

559
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,840
出去 不是啦,我…

560
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,800
來,拿去…

561
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880
靠

562
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,920
老大 怎樣?

563
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,320
五分鐘而已,很快啦

564
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,360
不是啦,老大,我會想你啊

565
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,840
幹嘛啊?很囉嗦,出去

566
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,280
年輕人,你還站在那邊?

567
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,240
出去

568
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,760
來 可是…

569
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,720
可是什麼啦? 董事長…

570
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,720
來,出去

571
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,520
出去…走…

572
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,840
寶貝

573
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,320
來

574
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,920
我知道啦,你這一次不只是演戲

575
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,320
還要配合我們日本的寶寶計劃

576
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,040
所以我會跟導演說

577
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,760
叫他這一部戲好好拍

578
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,200
一定要把你捧紅

579
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,240
好香啊

580
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,800
我試喝給你看

581
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,600
什麼聲音啊?

582
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,920
你吃了喔?

583
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,000
我沒有騙你,好吃喔

584
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,520
卡

585
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,440
卡什麼卡?你現在是發神經喔?

586
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,880
沒有啦,老大

587
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,760
我剛剛做了一個決定

588
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,720
是啊? 就是我要讓你

589
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,840
演我這一支片的主要角色

590
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,640
Jojo的情人,狗哥

591
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,240
你現在是在發瘋喔?你要叫我演戲

592
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,360
沒有啦,我…一開始男主角是綜藝咖

593
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,960
但都不知道是在演什麼

594
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,400
早就想要把他換掉了

595
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,080
嫂子也常常說

596
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,680
沒有你,她沒辦法真性情演出啦

597
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,640
是嗎?

598
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,480
寶貝,你真的要我演啊?

599
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,760
老大,你這個角色是關鍵人物喔

600
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,440
你會跟Jojo發生不倫戀喔

601
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,400
為了真愛無怨無悔

602
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,680
來,這是劇本

603
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,640
你參考看看,研究一下

604
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,120
這樣喔?

605
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,040
好

606
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,480
導演,謝謝你

607
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,440
我才該道謝啦

608
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,640
謝謝你,給我這個機會

609
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,200
其實我高中的時候是唸表演科

610
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,880
是啊?

611
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,600
那找你來演不就剛剛好了 剛剛好啦

612
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,560
老大你好好回去研究劇本

613
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,480
那是什麼?

614
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,840
豬肚掉在地上太浪費了

615
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,360
老大,好了

616
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,080
你回去好好看劇本

617
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,720
我們在拍片之前

618
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,480
你們就不要碰面

619
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,080
這樣才有辦法把這個思念

620
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,960
在拍片的時候全部迸裂出來

621
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,360
好啦

622
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,800
不然我回去好好研究一下

623
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,760
加油

624
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,400
老大,你的豬肚湯好吃

625
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,720
拍片的時候多煮一些

626
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,880
慢走…

627
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,640
豪洨還在裡面耶

628
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,280
來呀

629
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040
很冰耶

630
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,720
等一下,那個勾到我的腳了

631
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,640
你挪一下

632
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,800
你不要再踩了…

633
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,280
你把她挪開啦 爛了…

634
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,600
快點,動作快點,要拍了

635
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,240
龍哥現在都在叫我幫他找表演老師啊

636
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,200
你是真的敢叫他跟死人舌吻?

637
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,840
拜託一下啦

638
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,480
把他換掉啦

639
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,400
導演

640
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,080
等一下轉景那些東西可以先撤了嗎?

641
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,520
你可不可以不要每件事都問我?

642
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,840
你自己做決定嘛

643
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,320
你現在是在講什麼?

644
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,840
昨天若不是你亂放屁

645
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,760
現在也不用換龍哥來演

646
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,760
你故事可以改

647
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,000
你…

648
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,320
你把他寫死啦

649
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,160
男主角,對吧?

650
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,560
患癌沒藥醫

651
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,760
出去被撞死了

652
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,360
讓他早死早超生就對了

653
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,240
你最好後面不要寫什麼DNA復活

654
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,720
看老子會不會揍你

655
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,280
導演

656
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,880
躺著演

657
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,120
不然你來演

658
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,120
如果你需要,我也是可以幫忙啊

659
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,640
靠,你還真的在考慮喔

660
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,880
Jojo,我對你發過誓

661
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,640
我會愛你到死

662
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,760
Jojo,我會愛你愛到死

663
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,520
那是我的台詞啦,不是你的

664
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,600
你…

665
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,120
看臉就知道

666
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,080
廖仔,來

667
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,320
不要啦 換你,你比較厲害

668
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,280
來…

669
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,000
Jojo

670
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,920
我對你發過誓

671
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,320
我會愛你愛到死

672
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,240
老師

673
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,120
我變成活屍的話

674
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,520
你真的會愛我嗎?

675
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,600
為了你,我願意犧牲一切

676
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,360
廖仔,換你了啦

677
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,000
一定要唸嗎? 快點啦

678
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,200
我們親熱吧

679
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,640
在我變成那個東西之前

680
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,280
你真的不怕我做到一半

681
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,240
變成會動的殭屍嗎?

682
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,240
我不怕

683
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,720
我真的不怕

684
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,160
被你咬我是心甘…

685
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:09,640
情願

686
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,840
老大,剛剛辛苦了

687
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,040
該死的

688
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,800
對了

689
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,240
你嫂子身體裡面的鑽石要給我顧好

690
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,200
好啦

691
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,120
我會在我們去日本以前

692
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,560
確認一下這個問題

693
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,000
靠

694
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,960
美術組怎麼會白癡到

695
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,000
把冰箱丟到這裡來啦

696
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,480
快找啦

697
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,280
如果找不到香耐鵝的屍體

698
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,480
我們兩個就變成活屍

699
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,640
都是你啦

700
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,040
走開

701
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,680
謝謝…

702
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,920
不好意思,兩位久等了

703
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,400
我跟你講,在監視器上

704
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,720
有看到燒出好多顆舍利子

705
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,120
嫂子來世福報一定很大

706
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,520
只剩下這一罐,是要怎麼騙下去啊

707
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,240
叫什麼?

708
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,200
嫂子不是有整容嗎?

709
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,120
之前那個麵攤啊,麵攤那張海報啊

710
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,680
不知道是誰在社群媒體講過

711
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,960
在這個世界

712
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,800
一定有三個人天生跟你長得一模一樣

713
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,400
這聽起來實在很騙人

714
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,400
經過小梁哥的調查

715
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,560
香耐鵝原本是個大胖子

716
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,960
來都市是想要實現她的明星夢

717
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,640
卻常常因身材被人取笑和欺負

718
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,480
直到有一次

719
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,000
她看到舞台上的變裝藝人小青

720
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,960
她就決定把自己的臉

721
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,600
整得跟小青一模一樣

722
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,600
為自己創造一個新的人生

723
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200
不要小看這一條喔

724
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,280
會改善你的氣質跟氣場

725
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,320
我又沒有奶,要怎麼演啊?

726
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,520
你放心

727
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,040
我們有那個澳洲回來的特殊化妝師

728
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,080
這種奶事,我來處理…

729
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,920
所以我同時要演少女、大哥的女人

730
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,400
還有活屍啊

731
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,680
不好意思喔 抱歉…

732
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,400
少女是高中生?大學生?

733
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,040
大哥是本省掛?外省掛?

734
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,120
活屍是快的?還是慢的?

735
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,520
導演,你的想法呢?

736
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,760
高中生、本省掛、忽快忽慢

737
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,840
忽快忽慢怎麼演啊?

738
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,080
這案子會有生命危險

739
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,520
費用不會太低喔

740
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,960
青姊

741
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,840
其實只要你願意,價格隨便你開

742
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,080
我們有預算的

743
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,760
少女是需要揣摩的

744
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,480
大哥的女人要做點功課

745
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760
活屍需要肢體訓練

746
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,800
這樣算三個角色

747
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,560
戲外扮演大哥女人有風險加給

748
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,480
再加上如果我接你們的案子

749
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,920
要推掉很多演出耶

750
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,440
所以你不接囉?那我們接囉

751
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,120
我接了 我接…給我接

752
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,640
不好意思,你只有一個晚上

753
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,480
可以把香耐鵝揣摩得一模一樣

754
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,000
反正你有多騷就多騷

755
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,480
反正就想像你全身上下只剩下一對奶

756
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,400
你們聽一下

757
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,920
這樣香耐鵝的聲音可以嗎?

758
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,960
龍哥,你好大,我怕怕

759
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,840
這樣會很賤嗎?

760
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,560
給點意見啦

761
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,760
快點…

762
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,200
等一下我給你看我之前拍攝過的素材

763
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,640
靠,你們的劇本好爛喔

764
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,120
你不要嫌啦

765
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,240
我跟你講喔

766
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,760
演戲這種事情

767
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,520
就是要真聽、真看、真感受

768
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,200
你現在你要想像

769
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,160
你自己從現在開始就是香耐鵝

770
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,920
那個誰,廁所在哪啊?

771
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,960
在旁邊

772
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,240
哪邊?

773
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,320
那邊啦

774
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,880
我跟你講,快去快回喔

775
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,080
你等一下看完素材之後還要試假奶

776
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,520
快一點啦

777
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,840
好臭喔

778
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,880
老大

779
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,880
為了戲好,先忍耐一下

780
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,880
知道啦

781
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,640
龍哥,我好想你喔

782
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,400
寶貝啊

783
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,240
你的聲音怎麼怪怪的啊?

784
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,760
感冒就還沒好啦

785
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,720
來

786
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,120
這一條圍著比較不會冷

787
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,280
謝謝龍哥 老大,先這樣

788
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,280
我們日本見

789
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,960
知道啦,我只是圍圍巾而已

790
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:41,960
老大抱歉 日本見喔

791
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,080
飛機的時間差不多了

792
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,280
好…那我隨後就到

793
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,960
好,那你要自己…

794
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,840
你要想我喔 那我們就日本見

795
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:50,760
日本見

796
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,760
你要想我喔

797
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,800
想我喔… 我會想你

798
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,920
愛你 老大再見,謝謝

799
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,360
你要想我喔 掰掰

800
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,080
Jojo,我要愛你愛到死

801
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,440
可是老師

802
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,600
如果我變成一具活屍呢?

803
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,320
為了你

804
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,080
我願意犧牲一切

805
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,800
老師

806
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,160
我們親熱吧

807
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,280
只要你不怕

808
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,520
我做到一半變成一具會動的屍體

809
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,480
我不怕

810
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,640
被你咬我心甘情願

811
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,240
我心甘情願

812
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,800
我欠你的

813
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,120
你想打,你就打吧

814
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,400
是你女兒

815
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,840
婷婷

816
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,440
婷婷

817
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:30,920
婷婷

818
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,320
是爸爸耶

819
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,440
差不多了

820
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,760
卡

821
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,480
這不錯,漂亮喔

822
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,000
好了,快點

823
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,200
動作快點,要拍囉

824
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
有了…

825
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,880
差不多了,知道我的意思喔

826
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,800
讚啦

827
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,200
沒事吧?

828
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,600
沒事吧?

829
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,880
謝謝 好,放她下來

830
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,800
找媽媽… 好

831
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,680
好 導演,可以了

832
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,880
我們可以準備下一場了

833
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,840
好

834
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,280
香耐鵝那個妝髮要不要調整一下?

835
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,240
咪咪啊

836
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,120
咪咪啊 稍等一下

837
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200
咪咪…

838
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,520
不要在那邊笨了,快點過來

839
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,440
好

840
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,800
來…快點

841
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,880
有啦

842
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,800
中了 好…

843
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,720
龍哥好棒喔

844
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,920
簽了名

845
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,080
你們就有新的身分了

846
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,800
到大阪之後

847
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,240
你們就自由了

848
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,960
郭副丞

849
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,080
我說最後一次喔

850
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,560
等一下我日本的朋友

851
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,360
會在加油站跟我們碰面

852
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,480
你們偷偷換去他那一台車

853
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,640
他會載你們去坐高鐵

854
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,160
到時候,到了那邊

855
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,040
就各走各的了

856
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,360
知道我的意思喔

857
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,120
再拍一天好不好?

858
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,240
我…

859
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,480
我覺得我剛剛那場啊

860
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,800
我應該找到一個不錯的切入點

861
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,840
就差明天那一場大場面

862
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,760
都什麼時候了?

863
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,240
你還在想你的大場面

864
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,680
不要在那邊想東想西的

865
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,880
剛剛那一場你看到了嘛

866
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,480
等一下那一場戲

867
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,400
其實比較難處理,我們會封街

868
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,320
副導,你那個路口要看好喔

869
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,160
好 先帶演員去休息

870
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,040
咪咪,帶她先進去

871
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,040
化妝 我們先去喔

872
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,840
這誰的護照丟在這裡啊

873
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:54,680
嫂子

874
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:55,600
龍哥說等一下拍完

875
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,000
請你陪他去吃個飯

876
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,360
等一下?

877
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,680
不是說好不要打擾演員嗎?

878
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,680
這是我們老大的意思

879
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,400
你是有什麼意見嗎?

880
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,840
那我們在樓下等你喔

881
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,480
靠,嚇死

882
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,600
怎麼辦?

883
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,160
跟老大吃個飯,哪有什麼?

884
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,520
不要去吧

885
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,680
你放心啦,我們會等你的啦

886
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,400
老大說

887
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,880
他之前帶老婆去看《霸王別姬》

888
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,320
他從來沒有看過那麼美的男人

889
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,720
你跟老大說 是

890
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,040
他是還沒有看過

891
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,880
我們現在正在拍的電影 嫂子,這邊請

892
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,840
如果看了以後

893
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,160
他一定會說比《霸王別姬》好看

894
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,000
他說他們現在拍的電影

895
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,400
比《霸王別姬》還要好看好幾倍

896
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,760
你們聊什麼那麼開心啊?

897
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,480
我跟大河內桑在聊拍電影

898
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:01,600
來…

899
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,560
你不要在那邊亂啦

900
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,560
再拍一天就好了啦

901
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,720
那最後一場活屍全部衝出來

902
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,960
那個很重要耶

903
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,920
拜託你…

904
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,440
好啊,來

905
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,760
你們兩個都來,來

906
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,680
一次說個清楚

907
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,800
要繼續留的舉手

908
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,880
你頭腦清醒一點,好不好?

909
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,160
我們是來這裡跑路的

910
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,440
講不聽耶你

911
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,600
喂?

912
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,240
什麼手術啦?

913
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,920
寶寶是什麼鬼啊?

914
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,040
寶寶?

915
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,480
該死的,他們兩個講什麼

916
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,400
我完全聽不懂

917
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,280
我只知道等一下

918
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,720
把我送去手術室拿寶寶

919
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,160
好啦,那不然你先換成男裝跑出來

920
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:06,640
我們在這邊等你,好不好?

921
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,240
你以為變裝很簡單喔

922
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,800
到處都是他們的人

923
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,320
你趁他們吃飯沒注意,趕快溜出來

924
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,440
高鐵快要來不及了,快點啦

925
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,120
你要不要先檢查一下你們的護照

926
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:18,920
護照

927
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,360
護照在你那邊嗎?

928
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:25,880
在啊

929
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,000
你什麼時候拿的?

930
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,000
快點來救我

931
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,600
不然我現在就去跟龍哥說你們的計劃

932
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,000
好啦,你不要太衝動啦

933
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,560
我們現在過去接你,可以了吧?

934
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,600
馬上過來喔

935
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,400
我跟你說,真的要死一起死

936
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,800
瘋女人

937
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,600
現在到底是怎麼樣?

938
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,400
計劃要改了啦

939
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,560
回去接那個瘋女人啦

940
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,120
寶貝,我想你

941
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,520
我真的想你

942
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,040
我知道,龍哥,我也很想你

943
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,120
人家的妝會花掉啦

944
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,320
QQ的感覺,有夠讚啦

945
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,240
真的好了啦 來

946
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,240
龍哥不是說好拍戲要忍住嗎?

947
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,880
忍什麼住啊?

948
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,720
忍住

949
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,640
誰規定一定要忍住啊?

950
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,160
寶寶在裡面有沒有乖乖的?

951
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,120
有…很乖

952
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,280
很乖我就放心了

953
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,160
來…

954
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,960
這個妝化很久

955
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,520
來… 龍哥,不行

956
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,000
真的不可以

957
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,680
我好想吐喔

958
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,680
好

959
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,160
忍住

960
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,440
忍住,不要吐

961
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,800
忍住

962
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
不要吐了喔

963
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,080
忍住

964
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,840
忍住

965
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,080
之前那個醫生

966
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,280
他有提過說…

967
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
這個會有…

968
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,760
會有產生排斥的作用

969
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,040
是不是

970
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,240
寶寶在奶奶讓你不舒服

971
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,640
靠

972
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,640
一定是上次讓你流太多血

973
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,600
我上次…

974
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,440
流很多血? 對

975
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,760
不過你放心

976
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,280
這次開刀的是一位有名的醫生

977
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,840
鑽石如果趕快拿出來就沒有事了

978
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,040
你不用害怕

979
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,640
董事長來了

980
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,480
老大好…

981
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,400
廖仔,你確定我們回去台灣

982
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,040
錢不會被海關查到?

983
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,440
董事長,妥當啦

984
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,480
用拍片的名義申請好了,沒問題

985
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,440
好啦

986
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,960
接下來喔,換我們了

987
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,360
寶貝

988
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,840
來

989
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,040
來啦

990
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,760
龍哥,人家好不舒服喔

991
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,840
明天啦

992
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,080
今天和明天有什麼不一樣?

993
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,200
我不管啦,你答應人家好不好?

994
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,280
好

995
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,880
你答應我囉

996
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,280
那我們就說好明天…

997
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,320
靠,有人是要怎麼進去啊?

998
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,400
你小聲一點啦

999
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,800
我有辦法

1000
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,600
不要碰我

1001
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,960
放開我…

1002
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,480
喂

1003
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,040
你們在幹什麼?

1004
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,080
你們這些傢伙是誰? 誰?

1005
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,720
不好意思

1006
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,400
我迷路了

1007
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,080
這裡

1008
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
你知道嗎?

1009
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,000
拜託你了

1010
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,840
這個地方是這裡

1011
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:28,440
你知道嗎?

1012
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,400
你想去這裡嗎?

1013
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,720
對呀,這裡

1014
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,440
這裡的話,從那邊走

1015
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,800
往那裏直走

1016
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,920
直走

1017
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,800
直走?原來是這樣

1018
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,240
謝謝…

1019
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,600
那掰掰囉

1020
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,640
掰掰

1021
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,200
你們兩個來這裡幹嘛?

1022
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,560
說啊

1023
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,280
過來,來…

1024
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,440
過來啦

1025
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,360
笑什麼啦?

1026
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,760
老大…

1027
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,240
你們兩個怎麼知道我們在這裡?

1028
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,520
跟導演先來勘景

1029
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,520
是啊,勘景啦

1030
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,280
是這樣喔

1031
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,840
景看完了沒有?

1032
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,800
如果看好了

1033
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,760
阿甲

1034
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,920
送他們兩位出去

1035
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,200
走啊

1036
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,960
靠北啊

1037
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,320
我不要玩啦

1038
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,400
寶貝

1039
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,400
剛剛是你在講話喔

1040
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,840
我剛剛喉嚨有痰啊

1041
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,960
是嗎?

1042
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,720
人家今天不適合拿寶寶啦

1043
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,720
你沒有試怎麼會知道啊?

1044
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,680
董事長

1045
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,200
我有一個問題

1046
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,360
想要請教一下嫂子

1047
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,520
嫂子

1048
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,720
你今天是不適合拿寶寶

1049
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,400
還是根本就沒辦法拿寶寶?

1050
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,960
他在講什麼啊?

1051
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,320
我們老大早就知道了

1052
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,120
她跟豪洨、穩死

1053
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,200
不知道在計劃什麼

1054
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,000
我們哪有什麼計劃啊?

1055
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,080
是啊,有計劃的應該是你們吧

1056
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,320
在說什麼? 小武

1057
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,960
你現在到底是想要說什麼?

1058
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,080
董事長

1059
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,400
這個人…

1060
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,000
她已經不是香耐鵝了啦

1061
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,840
你發瘋喔?

1062
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,200
老大

1063
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,800
真正的香耐鵝應該不在這裡了

1064
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,440
他們三個人喔

1065
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,640
我看是要獨吞我們的鑽石啦

1066
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,920
亂講

1067
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,040
根本就是他看我不爽很久了

1068
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,680
我為什麼要看你不爽?

1069
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,600
是啊

1070
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,600
因為我能跟龍哥親熱,你不行

1071
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,280
你是在講什麼瘋話啊?

1072
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,960
她可以跟龍哥親熱,廖桑不行

1073
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,760
到底在講什麼啊?

1074
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,680
董事長

1075
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,400
抱歉

1076
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,760
我上次不小心看到嫂子在上廁所

1077
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,200
我看到她…

1078
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,600
站著

1079
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,840
什麼啦?

1080
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,880
她是站著尿尿的啦

1081
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,920
我…去你的

1082
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,440
她是站著尿尿的啦

1083
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,600
你在講什麼啊?

1084
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,880
她站著尿尿 你有什麼證據?

1085
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,680
證據…證據就是她的身體啦

1086
00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,800
去你的…

1087
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,040
廖仔

1088
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,720
你怎麼帶年輕人? 老大

1089
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,280
你聽我說 去你的

1090
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,880
什麼?

1091
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:18,200
老大…

1092
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,920
你們一個都別想走

1093
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,120
混帳

1094
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,360
我要殺光你們

1095
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,320
是在講什麼啊?

1096
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,600
我看電影就只能拍到今天了

1097
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,880
講出來我自己也不相信

1098
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,640
反正在廖桑那支槍要射出來之前

1099
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,440
龍哥突然喊了一聲

1100
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,720
電影還沒拍完,導演不能死

1101
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,200
所以我們又回來台灣

1102
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,920
命運變成…

1103
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,640
未完待續

1104
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,280
拍得讚

1105
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,000
各位

1106
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,920
我現在已經決定了

1107
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,640
這一部電影我要把它拍完

1108
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,240
我們跟日本大河組已經撕破臉了

1109
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,280
所以新的業務對我們來說很重要

1110
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,360
我準備把這部電影賣到大陸市場

1111
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,560
狠狠的撈它一票

1112
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,000
小武 是

1113
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,440
我給你一個機會將功贖罪

1114
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,760
這一部戲你來跟豪洨他們合作

1115
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,120
如果他們有遇到什麼困難

1116
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,560
你跟廖仔要幫忙他們一下

1117
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,520
知道嗎?

1118
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,600
老大

1119
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,160
那我們的鑽石呢?

1120
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,280
你放心啦

1121
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,720
鑽石現在在嫂子的奶子裡

1122
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
很安全的

1123
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,640
等這一部戲拍完之後再說

1124
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,280
好…

1125
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,200
老大

1126
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,840
這一部戲好好拍

1127
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,600
我現在是全部都靠你們兩個了

1128
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,680
是,沒問題 好

1129
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,080
加油啊

1130
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,040
豪洨

1131
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,880
豪洨,你等一下啦

1132
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,000
現在龍哥都那麼挺我們了

1133
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,720
說要繼續拍攝下去

1134
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,360
你為什麼又不拍?

1135
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,360
你是腦袋有問題喔?

1136
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,160
現在是小青那邊裝生氣

1137
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,560
我們才沒出事

1138
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,760
改天如果他真的被龍哥騎走

1139
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,880
知道鑽石在我們這裡

1140
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,040
我們就死定了

1141
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,680
我們也是剛剛才知道鑽石的事啊

1142
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,480
到時候如果找到,還他們就好啊

1143
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,040
事情不是你想的那麼簡單啦

1144
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,320
這一切都是意外

1145
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,960
我們又沒有對不起誰啊,對不對?

1146
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,760
你一定會有辦法的

1147
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,040
要拍你自己去拍啦

1148
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,360
幹什麼啊?

1149
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,120
幹什麼啊?

1150
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,760
好了啦

1151
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,200
把話講清楚

1152
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,760
你認識這個人嗎?

1153
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,600
穩死,你如果想要救豪洨

1154
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,720
明天帶鑽石來碼頭

1155
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,720
我…我真的不知道啦

1156
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,560
我跟你講,在監視器上面

1157
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,960
有看到燒出好多顆舍利子

1158
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,560
快一點

1159
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,680
你們好慢喔

1160
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,840
沒有錯

1161
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,560
幫你們兩個介紹一下

1162
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,200
田中先生,跟井澤先生

1163
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,320
是大河組最重要的兩個人

1164
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,640
來…

1165
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,440
嫂子的事情,穩死都已經跟我們說了

1166
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,920
鑽石也乖乖拿出來了

1167
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,320
你們兩個真的很白爛耶

1168
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,600
人死了,還可以玩那麼久

1169
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,560
沒關係啦,我們不計較這個

1170
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,200
我們老大有一個好點子

1171
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,640
過幾天新聞上面就會寫…

1172
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,640
“龍哥在拍攝現場意外死亡”

1173
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,360
為…為什麼?

1174
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,520
為什麼?

1175
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,160
龍哥已經是老糊塗

1176
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,480
再這樣搞下去,公司會倒

1177
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,000
你們看那兩個日本人

1178
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,400
就是要來幫他們老大報仇的

1179
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,560
老大想要跟他們合作

1180
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,960
這些鑽石就當作給你們的訂金啦

1181
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,160
看你們要拍什麼電影,隨你便

1182
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,520
好啦,不要說這個

1183
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:30,520
新劇本

1184
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:32,920
兩位看一下

1185
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,280
反正重點是龍哥最後那一場爆破戲

1186
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,120
炸藥量只要再增加一點點

1187
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,000
這樣爆破也比較漂亮喔

1188
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,040
從這裡拍過去

1189
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,160
從這裡拍

1190
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,880
讚,我們老大想的耶

1191
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,280
老大也可以做導演啊

1192
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,320
我不要

1193
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,040
這樣是怎麼拍啊?

1194
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,960
這樣是怎麼拍啊?

1195
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,320
是在講什麼啊?

1196
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,200
都在講什麼啊?

1197
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,040
你怎麼會變得這麼膽小啊?

1198
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,760
靠,你再講一句話試試看

1199
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,040
導演做成這樣,我不要拍了

1200
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,680
你閉嘴啦,有沒有聽懂?

1201
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,600
那不然我來拍啦

1202
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,320
我的景都已經做好了

1203
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,320
要用我的電影殺人?不可能

1204
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,880
但現在就沒得選了

1205
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,040
你沒有選擇,我就有選擇喔?

1206
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,680
你知不知道你在說什麼?

1207
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,440
一開始要用死人拍片的是你?

1208
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,720
說不要拍的人也是你

1209
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,200
現在你叫我殺人

1210
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,640
叫我做什麼就做什麼

1211
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:56,920
你把老子當做狗喔

1212
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,720
好啦 怎樣啊?

1213
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:00,920
來啊

1214
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,200
來啊

1215
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,040
該死的畜牲

1216
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,120
你…來嘛你

1217
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,200
可惡

1218
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,480
不要,我…我不要拍 打死你

1219
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,400
回來啦

1220
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,040
回來啦

1221
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,040
導演啊

1222
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:06,320
導演

1223
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,280
你在忙喔?

1224
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:10,600
不用打掃啦

1225
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,920
這部戲如果拍完的話

1226
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,200
你們就可以搬去比較大間的

1227
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,240
廖仔跟我說

1228
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,440
說你叫我來,你要親自跟我解釋劇本

1229
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,440
這個劇本為什麼要改?

1230
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,200
我…

1231
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,480
什麼? 沒有啦,老大

1232
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,160
這劇本改完電影的故事會更加精彩

1233
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,800
我在問導演耶,我有問你嗎?

1234
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,360
但他現在就沉浸在電影的創作裡面

1235
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,040
還有時間… 我跟導演在講話

1236
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,720
你在旁邊囉嗦什麼?

1237
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,720
你當作老子我是笨蛋喔?

1238
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,360
我沒有那個意思啦

1239
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,680
老大真愛開玩笑 開什麼玩笑?

1240
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:03,960
笑你媽啦

1241
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,080
你是不是有事瞞著我?

1242
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:08,560
我沒有啊

1243
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,720
我…

1244
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,760
我不敢啊

1245
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,240
我跟上天借膽我也不敢啊

1246
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,200
老大不要這樣啊

1247
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,600
龍哥,你先不要激動嘛

1248
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,440
嚇到人家了啦

1249
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,800
有話好好說

1250
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,480
你的聲音到底有什麼問題?

1251
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,800
感冒不是應該早就好了嗎?

1252
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,160
老實告訴我

1253
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,480
你到底是什麼人?

1254
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,920
我是香耐鵝

1255
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,120
只是換髮型沒有跟你說而已

1256
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,760
我香你娘啊,香耐鵝

1257
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,960
那次在日本我就開始懷疑

1258
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,400
我以為你是另外一個女生

1259
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,840
想不到你真的是男的

1260
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,120
我呸,惡心鬼

1261
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,920
那一次你還叫我從後面來

1262
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,280
老實告訴我

1263
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,520
香耐鵝呢?

1264
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,960
我是香耐鵝啊

1265
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:34,920
說

1266
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,800
我不知道啊

1267
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,440
死了

1268
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,080
被誰害死的?

1269
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,920
人不可能這麼容易就死了

1270
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:48,400
真的啦

1271
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,960
她自己跌倒跌死的

1272
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,760
這真的是意外

1273
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,560
豪洨

1274
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:49,880
說

1275
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:51,720
鑽石在哪裡

1276
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,160
我不知道

1277
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,360
說

1278
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:00,840
我真的不知道

1279
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,240
豪洨

1280
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,120
當一個拍電影的人

1281
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:41,680
我確實想過某天會窮死

1282
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,160
或者過勞死

1283
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,080
偏偏沒想過最後會被子彈打死

1284
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,480
兄弟

1285
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,520
我知道你並不喜歡這樣的結局

1286
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,040
但是這次

1287
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,560
我真的沒辦法了

1288
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,080
豪洨

1289
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,480
該死的,這兩個神經病 小武

1290
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,960
你現在是在做什麼?

1291
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,640
你以為老子的錢那麼好燒?

1292
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,960
他是導演

1293
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,600
這一部戲還沒拍完

1294
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,760
廖仔 老大

1295
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,400
這個鑽石的事情交給你處理

1296
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,400
把骨灰帶給我

1297
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:36,840
了解

1298
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,840
阿甲、小帥 有

1299
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,600
豪洨給你們處理 好

1300
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,280
你好好幫老子把這部戲拍完

1301
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,800
豪洨 滾

1302
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,440
好險剛剛龍哥救了你

1303
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,600
我們還是按照原定計劃進行

1304
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,600
不然你奶奶會有危險

1305
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:48,720
好了

1306
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:49,760
動作快點,要拍囉

1307
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,040
好,快點

1308
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,440
沒問題…

1309
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,480
耳朵給我打開注意聽啊

1310
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,280
耳朵有長包皮趕快去割

1311
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,800
以下有一些注意事項聽好

1312
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:03,200
有人問為什麼場景都是日本字

1313
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,000
因為要跟之前日本拍的場景連戲

1314
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,160
知不知道?

1315
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,680
導演好

1316
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,760
導演好… 來,這邊…

1317
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,920
這邊為了爆炸的效果

1318
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,240
我們會放一些炸藥

1319
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:15,800
覺得兩隻手太多

1320
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,800
儘量去摸,沒有關係

1321
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,080
來,對面,對面看到沒有?

1322
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,120
對面放煙火,還有一些火藥

1323
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,800
最後一場戲會有煙火大爆炸

1324
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,720
來…這邊,小心…

1325
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,360
儘量踩,沒關係

1326
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,320
想坐輪椅就踩

1327
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,560
(製作能讓客人信賴的產品)

1328
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,880
人生總是比電影還要難看破

1329
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,200
因為我不知道接下來

1330
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,320
到底是要演喜劇片、黑道片

1331
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,000
還是活屍片

1332
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,200
今天我們最後一場講的是再見

1333
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,000
小青

1334
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:57,720
既然要說再見

1335
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,000
那你就要跑快一點

1336
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,600
老大

1337
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:09,200
你就好好的死吧 會啦

1338
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,200
對了…

1339
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,880
老大你就好好的死

1340
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:12,960
那我就先去外面

1341
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:13,920
好

1342
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,200
小武

1343
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,120
好好拍啊

1344
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:26,760
開工了啊 開工了嗎?

1345
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,000
來,開工了

1346
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,240
開工了

1347
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,640
導演

1348
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,080
這個麻煩你自己控制一下囉

1349
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,680
這很重要喔

1350
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:40,800
一按下去就爆囉

1351
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:42,400
好

1352
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,200
這螢幕是不是壞了?

1353
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,040
沒關係,我等一下來處理

1354
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,080
可是現在問題比較大的是…

1355
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,560
我們今天臨演不夠啊

1356
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,320
不知道這些大哥可不可以幫幫忙?

1357
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,080
大哥,你不要緊張

1358
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,800
我們都會發便當

1359
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,200
大哥,拜託你再考慮一下

1360
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:06,840
我們附魚丸湯,好不好?

1361
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:13,760
好

1362
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:16,520
那我現在去控場

1363
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,920
靠,遇到瘋子

1364
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,400
好了…

1365
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:29,520
來

1366
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,720
全世界準備

1367
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,120
現場安靜喔

1368
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:35,960
現場準備

1369
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:37,080
開始錄影、錄音

1370
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,360
已經開始錄音 開機,準備

1371
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,800
70-1,第1次

1372
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,080
接著…

1373
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,360
開始

1374
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:50,840
快要出來了

1375
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,000
快關起來 該死

1376
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,160
老師,走

1377
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:56,480
快,快走

1378
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,440
快點啊 你趕快走

1379
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,200
他們已經落入我的陷阱了

1380
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,640
不用怕

1381
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,120
這個我來負責

1382
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,560
會爆炸嗎? 會

1383
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,840
好恐怖喔,我們快點走

1384
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,800
聽我的話,要好好照顧自己喔

1385
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:15,480
來,快走…放手 我不要

1386
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,840
放手啦

1387
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,560
不要 走…

1388
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,520
走

1389
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,200
卡

1390
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,880
靠 卡

1391
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,240
再拍一遍好不好?

1392
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,280
來,我們再來一個

1393
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:35,440
我們再來一個

1394
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,320
鎖起來…

1395
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,680
走開…

1396
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,160
卡

1397
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,080
後面那一位同學,你不要再挖鼻孔了

1398
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:52,080
你再挖我就不給你便當了

1399
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,320
抱歉…

1400
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,920
這不關我的事,董事長喊卡的

1401
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,640
來,我們再來一個

1402
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,160
快點走 不要

1403
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:01,720
你快走,快走

1404
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:02,680
我不要走

1405
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,920
你要好好照顧自己

1406
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,520
來,走,快走

1407
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,040
快走,趕快走

1408
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,160
趕快 我不要,一起…

1409
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,160
卡

1410
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,000
我覺得這裡情感不夠

1411
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,080
應該是走回來,然後給老師一個吻

1412
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,200
這樣情緒就很足夠啊,對不對?

1413
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,760
我們再一個,好不好?

1414
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,880
裡面的,拍戲要聽導演的

1415
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:37,800
我跟你說喔

1416
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,480
等一下再喊卡

1417
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:41,160
我就一槍把你做掉

1418
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,280
我們再來一個

1419
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,280
開始

1420
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:49,680
走

1421
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,760
我不要 走

1422
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:36,880
怎麼回事?

1423
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,480
搞什麼啊

1424
01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:44,880
著火了

1425
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,000
怎麼會這樣? 老大

1426
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,920
是老大,快啊 老大

1427
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,680
出事了… 還有沒有滅火器?

1428
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,600
老大 快點救火啊

1429
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,080
老大

1430
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:56,640
老大

1431
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,840
幹得好 快救火

1432
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,720
快點…   還有誰沒有出來?

1433
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,280
快叫救護車 他沒事嗎?

1434
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:04,480
有人受傷了 老大

1435
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,520
快點… 老大

1436
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:11,000
老大

1437
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:14,880
老大

1438
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:16,800
老大

1439
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,280
老大,田中先生跟井澤先生到了

1440
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:22,040
是

1441
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:25,480
兄弟們

1442
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,240
大河組已經跟我配合了

1443
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,760
我們這麼辛苦在拍戲

1444
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,440
也是為了鑽石啊

1445
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,680
我不知道你們現在有什麼感覺

1446
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,440
還是說…

1447
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,000
你們想要繼續拍電影?

1448
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:45,720
但是老大剛倒下去

1449
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:49,240
這樣我們就沒什麼好談了

1450
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,720
乾脆就拆組了

1451
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,160
誰開槍

1452
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,920
該死的,靠

1453
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,080
該死的

1454
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:02,120
什…麼?

1455
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:06,440
靠…

1456
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,360
該死的

1457
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:10,080
該死的

1458
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:11,560
你現在是…

1459
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:14,000
本來要好好跟你合作的

1460
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,360
我現在就送你去見豪洨 老大

1461
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:18,160
老大,你看龍哥啦

1462
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,280
站起來了

1463
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:25,320
老大

1464
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:27,480
老大

1465
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:30,280
老大,你還好吧?

1466
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:31,840
老大

1467
01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:35,480
老大,你還好吧?

1468
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:36,520
老大

1469
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:39,040
老大…

1470
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:40,000
阿甲

1471
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,200
老大,都出來了

1472
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,880
都出來了啦

1473
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,480
救命啊

1474
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,000
是你的還是我的?

1475
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,040
靠…該死

1476
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:37,760
靠

1477
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:39,640
怎樣啦?

1478
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,840
打錯電話?有沒有搞錯啊?

1479
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:20,680
靠北啊

1480
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:25,320
卡

1481
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:34,000
看什麼啊?

1482
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:35,400
不會拿根煙來給我?

1483
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:37,760
閉嘴啦

1484
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:38,680
好啦,快點

1485
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,080
動作快點喔,要拍了

1486
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,480
你怎麼沒有死啊?

1487
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:45,240
你真的這麼想要我死?

1488
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:48,800
我很想你耶

1489
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:50,120
好啦,知道啦

1490
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,440
已經沒事了,對不對?

1491
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,680
你為什麼都不跟我說啦

1492
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:57,200
我們兩個一定要有一個來陪廖桑

1493
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:59,640
如果先跟你說,一定會穿幫

1494
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,360
對啊,你演技那麼爛

1495
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,640
一定會穿幫

1496
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,960
導演好

1497
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,680
你怎麼知道我會繼續拍下去?

1498
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,040
我就是想賭賭看

1499
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:11,440
看你是不是我兄弟啦

1500
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,880
你是在說廢話

1501
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:13,840
穩死啊

1502
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:16,080
老大

1503
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:18,800
靠,你這死屁孩

1504
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:22,520
你膽子真大,敢來殺老子?

1505
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,000
老大,抱歉啊

1506
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:27,920
沒事啦

1507
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:29,600
別緊張

1508
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,520
我知道你是為了兄弟

1509
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,520
你是怎麼樣跟老大說好的?

1510
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:40,240
那次你不想拍的時候

1511
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,840
廖桑不是有找我們算帳?

1512
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:43,440
我只好通通跟龍哥說了

1513
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,800
老大

1514
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:49,480
你要幹什麼? 沒有啦,我…

1515
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:51,920
什麼事情?

1516
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:53,200
老大

1517
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,000
我有東西要給你

1518
01:28:58,080 --> 01:28:59,480
現在是什麼情況?

1519
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:02,200
龍哥知道後,想要找廖桑講清楚

1520
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,320
老大建議說為了鑽石和公司

1521
01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:06,800
乾脆這樣拍下去

1522
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,800
要這樣才會比較像?

1523
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:12,880
就…你只要聽聲音就好了

1524
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:15,680
對…

1525
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:17,720
我看人家好萊塢都這樣

1526
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,280
豪洨

1527
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:30,520
沒有人

1528
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:31,680
好了 OK

1529
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:36,640
走了

1530
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:38,680
但剛剛明明就有爆炸啊

1531
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,120
那為什麼你們都沒有事啊?

1532
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:41,720
為了要保護他們

1533
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,960
所以我們找到了一間一模一樣的倉庫

1534
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,240
在開拍之前

1535
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,800
要先把他們移到另外一個倉庫

1536
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:48,960
來躲避爆炸

1537
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:51,920
這螢幕壞掉了,是吧?

1538
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:53,840
可是現在問題比較大的是…

1539
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:55,280
我們今天臨演不夠啊

1540
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,720
不知道這些大哥可不可以幫幫忙?

1541
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:01,880
我們都會發便當

1542
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,760
所以你們現在看到的這個訊號

1543
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,360
就是另一間倉庫的

1544
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,200
你都不知道我們為了這一場戲

1545
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,760
偷偷排練了多少次

1546
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,840
好險先把廖桑的槍調包

1547
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,760
就是為了要有打不死的效果啊

1548
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:22,600
所以我就真槍換了道具槍

1549
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,000
小帥

1550
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:28,680
棍子拿好

1551
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,280
打這邊看看 這邊嗎?

1552
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,560
這樣? 來

1553
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,640
這樣可不可以?

1554
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,000
這個位置對嗎?好,試試看

1555
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:40,280
不要啊,老大,好癢 神經啊

1556
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,080
你很沒用

1557
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:50,000
快起來…

1558
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,440
好痛,快點…

1559
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,480
你不是要活屍的場面?

1560
01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,080
現在給你啦

1561
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:07,360
人啊,一定要死一次才會知道

1562
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:11,760
誰才是你身邊真正的兄弟

1563
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,440
人呢…

1564
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:27,880
老大

1565
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,160
老大

1566
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:47,320
靠,連檳榔都濕掉,我真是…

1567
01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:50,800
老大,我沒有檳榔,但是我有煙啦

1568
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:51,840
我這個防水的

1569
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,240
來

1570
01:31:58,480 --> 01:31:59,360
我還有

1571
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,440
你快點走

1572
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:15,960
你快走 別走

1573
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:17,320
你要好好照顧自己

1574
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:18,440
趕快走 我不要走

1575
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:19,520
趕快

1576
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,200
老師,我愛你

1577
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:50,760
奶奶

1578
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,120
奶奶

1579
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,240
起來,完了 弟弟好像大便了

1580
01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:56,200
你看 我幫他換尿布

1581
01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:57,320
等等喔 爛片

1582
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,960
都不懂他到底在演什麼

1583
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:01,240
下次喔,拜託一下兩百塊

1584
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:02,720
不要再看這種爛片

1585
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:04,000
難看得要命

1586
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:05,040
美國那麼多片…

1587
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:06,760
到底是有多難看啊?

1588
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:08,480
來說清楚啊

1589
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:10,080
導演在這邊,說清楚啊 好了

1590
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:11,160
走啦

1591
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:12,160
不要給老子遇到

1592
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,760
當面給你難看 好啦

1593
01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,040
難看? 大哥…

1594
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:16,720
抱歉 抱歉

1595
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:17,680
是我不好

1596
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:18,600
沒有,是我們不好

1597
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:19,520
其實蠻好看

1598
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,480
老大

1599
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,120
找你的

1600
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:27,920
老大

1601
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:37,160
香耐鵝

1602
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:40,120
現在我要跟你報告一件好消息

1603
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:42,600
這次我們得到法國坎坷影展

1604
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:44,240
最佳女主角獎

1605
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:47,640
所以這些評審他們這麼寫

1606
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:51,720
“女主角以驚人的病態肢體表現”

1607
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:54,720
“來呈現一位年輕的女高中生”

1608
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,840
“冷漠的外表下”

1609
01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:58,880
“卻藏不住奔放的靈魂”

1610
01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:03,280
所以香耐鵝,我會繼續來支持穩死

1611
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,040
再來拍一部續集

1612
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,240
叫做“江湖無難事”

1613
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:11,600
女主角由小青來演

1614
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:18,800
所以希望香耐鵝你在天之靈

1615
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:21,960
希望保佑我們拍戲一切順利

1616
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:29,920
靠北啊

1617
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,480
什麼啊?