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[rock music playing]

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-[snickering]
-[shushes]

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Come on. Hurry up!

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Let's get it on.

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-[snickering]
-[bald eagle screeching sound on TV]

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[cheesy '80s synth-funk music
playing on TV]

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MORE! MORE! MORE!

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[man exclaims excitedly]

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-[ominous bass synths playing on TV]
-[woman gasps]

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[speaking Japanese] Stop!

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[music intensifies]

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-[boing sound]
-[woman gasps]

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[gasping]

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‪-[upbeat music playing]
‪-[speaking Japanese] Stop it, Master!

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[ominous bass synths playing]

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-[men gasp]
-[gasping]

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[men gasping]

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[giggling]

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-[Big Bird in English] Hard gattling!
-[shrieks]

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-[gattling sound]
-[woman moaning]

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AMAZING SEXY MOVE
HARD GATTLING!

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-[moaning]
-[grunts]

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-[woman screaming in Japanese] Oh, master!
-[exhilarating music playing]

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[woman moans]

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-[VHS cassette whirring]
-[man 1] Hey!

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-[music ends]
-[men moaning]

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[annoyed exclaim]

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-[upbeat pop-funk music playing]
-[moaning]

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-[groans, screams]
-[moans]

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[screaming]

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BIG BIRD IN FULL HEALTH IN THE MORNING

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-[man 1 speaking Thai]
-[man 2 mumbles]

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[upbeat pop-rock playing]

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[woman shouts]

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-[man 1 mutters]
-[man 2 whistles]

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-[man 1] Hey, miss beautiful.
-[man 2] Boss! Your woman's here!

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-Drink with us, miss!
-[man 2] One bottle! Come on!

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-[woman] So gross!
-[man 2] Come on! Be nice!

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-[man 1] Hang with us!
-[woman] Don't touch me!

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[men speaking indistinctly]

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-You were just here all this time?!
-You're making my ears bleed, Ma!

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-Come on home!
-Let's play, dudes!

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Show some respect! Rude boy!

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Shut up, Ma! [shushes]

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-[man] You're ruining my day again!
-Didn't I tell you to--

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-[man 1] Hey, caveman!
-[man 2] Goddamn you!

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-[man 3] Tiny dicks!
-[man 4] Caveman!

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-[man 2] Pay me back!
-[man 3] Back off!

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-Pay me back!
-[pimp] Enough, dorks!

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-Let him suck you off already!
-[man] Fool!

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[pimp] Cutie!

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I've got chicks, cutie!
You want chicks, cutie?

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Cutie… Oops! Cutie! Chicks!

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Chicks galore in Thailand!

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Some of them look like elephants, though.
Elephant chicks.

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You want? Thailand?

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Go on! Look! Big boobs!

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[magical music playing]

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[pimp] Told you.

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-[pimp] How about you, cutie?
-[people shouting indistinctly]

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[loud horn blast stinger]

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[woman] This is exactly why
our country's the way it is!

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This should have been so easy,
but you had to make me line up.

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[in Taglish] How else could I attend
to my other businesses

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if I'm stuck here all day?

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[in Taglish] Ma'am, we're really sorry,

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but we're really trying our best.

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Apologies.

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And you have the nerve to answer back?

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-What's your name again?
-Ma'am…

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[hesitates]

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Luis. Luis Carpio, ma'am.

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Well, Luis Carpio, do your job well!

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-Don't you know who I am?
-[woman in English] Uh, excuse me, ma'am.

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[in English] I'm so sorry
for his attitude.

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Sorry, ma'am. It won't happen again.

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You could have been more polite!

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[Tanya] Uh, Mrs. Martinez? [gasps]

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I didn't recognize you!
Did you lose weight?

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-Nah. I just do aerobics!
-[Tanya] Oh! I knew it!

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[Tanya] I thought
it was someone else from afar.

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[in Taglish] What's your concern?
Let me take care of it.

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-[in Taglish] I just wanted to withdraw.
-[in Taglish] You wanted to withdraw…

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[Tanya] You're so thin!

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-Looks good on you! Keep it up!
-[computer chimes]

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I've got this.
How much are you withdrawing?

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-[Mrs. Martinez in English] 2,500.
-[Tanya] Come on.

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-[feel-good music playing]
-[in English] Speed Bonanza!

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[in English] Speed Bonanza?

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This is free! Free internet!

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[in Taglish] You get speed!
You get bonanza, too!

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[in Taglish] Wow!
Speed Bonanza internet card…

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-[in English] Speed Bonanz…
-[music ends]

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[in English] Hi. Sup, man?

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-Is this Julio?
-It is July!

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I thought you migrated
to the States for good?

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-How are you, bro?
-It's Alexio and Bernardo.

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-Sup?
-[Bernardo] It's the weekend.

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So, of course, we're drinking!

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You? Sup with that?

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-[in English] Still working!
-We own this! [in English] Speed Bonanza!

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That's why I'm giving it away!

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[in Taglish] Dork!
I know who owns Speed Bonanza!

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Ain't you, man. Poser!

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-Poser?
-[both] Poser!

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Poser?

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-Me? A poser?
-Poser!

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-Poser!
-Okay, okay! You want a card?

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Choke on these! Stuff your face!

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[overlapping chatter]

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[overlapping chatter]

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[all gasping]

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[sensual moaning]

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[gasps] Josh… [sensual gasp] Josh!

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-[moans]
-On the bed!

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[upbeat music playing]

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[moans]

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-[Macky] The hell are you doing there?
-Huh?

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-[Josh] I thought I was--
-Get out of there!

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[Macky screams] Josh!

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[gasping]

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-[slaps]
-[shrieks] Daddy…

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[in English] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy…

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-[knocking on door]
-[Sgt. Dad] Macky!

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[suspenseful drum sound]

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-My Daddy! My Daddy!
-[Macky] Get dressed!

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-[Sgt. Dad] Macky, son! Are you there?
-[mumbling]

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-[Macky] Hold on.
-[Sgt. Dad] Macky!

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Put your clothes on!

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[Sgt. Dad] I hear someone
in there with you!

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[panicked gasp]

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-[sighs]
-[Sgt. Dad] Oh wait, I have a key!

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-Hold on.
-[Sgt. Dad in English] Are you decent?

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Sgt. Dad!

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What brings you here?

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[Sgt. Dad in English]
Just checking on my favorite son.

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Who's this?

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Dad… Josh.

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-My cousin.
-Cousin?

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-With whom?
-Ill… legitimate?

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-[in English] Honestly. Josh, right?
-Yes, sir.

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[in English] What are you doing
with my son?

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[stammers] Macky's my boyfriend, sir.

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-[in Taglish] Hey! What boyfriend?
-Why?

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[in Taglish] I just met you a while ago!

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All we did was kiss. Now we're a couple?

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-You kissed?!
-[dramatic music playing]

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[gasps] Dad!

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Get out before my dad kills you!

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[in English] Hey. Call me…

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I'm not shooting him,

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-I'm shooting you!
-[shouts]

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-Dad!
-[lively music playing]

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[in Taglish] You damn metrosexuals!

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Daddy! Daddy!

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[breathy diva singing sound]

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-[screams]
-[music ends]

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CAN WE DRINK AT YOURS INSTEAD, JULY?

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DADDY'S GOING BATSHIT IN MY APARTMENT

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GAME! CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE NEAR
NEED TO CLEAN UP

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SCORE SOME ICE, CARPS

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[tapping sound]

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[computer chimes]

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[Luis sighs]

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Oh shit, I forgot.

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[in English] Cathy, will you marry me?

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-[soft footsteps]
-Nah.

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Cathy…

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[in English] Will you marry me?

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-[sensual saxophone music playing]
-[Luis sighs]

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Cathy.

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[in English] Will you marry me?

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-Cathy.
-Luis.

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-Ma'am!
-[chuckles]

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[in English] I'm so sorry.

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[in Taglish] I had to step in earlier.

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[in Taglish] I think you know

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Mrs. Martinez is a very,
very important client.

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[stammering] No worries, madam!

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-Sorry, too.
-[giggles]

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You dork! Don't call me "madam:!

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[in English] Call me by my name.

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Working hours are over.

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-[sensual saxophone music playing]
-[nervous chuckle]

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[Luis] Sorry, Madam Tanya.

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-[chuckles]
-[telephone clacks]

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[in English] Just Tanya.
Say it. Again. Tanya.

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-Tanya. Ms. Tanya.
-[Tanya giggles, in English] Good boy.

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You know what, Luis?

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Knowing how good you are,

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you can be promoted immediately.

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[in English] Imagine a higher salary,

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more leave,

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a better desk.

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[in English] Just say the word

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and I can boss you up around anytime.

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-Madam Tanya, I'm sorry, I…
-[upbeat music playing]

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Time to go home.

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Take me home.

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I have to be somewhere.

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Where? Where are you going?

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It's early. You never go home this early.

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-I know you, Luis… Luis.
-See you tomorrow, ma'am.

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-What about tomorrow?
-Sorry, ma'am!

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[Tanya] Luis!

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[Luis] Oh.

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Luis!

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[in English] Taxi! Taxi!

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[Tanya] Luis!

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Ow! Stay there! Luis!

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-[Luis] Taxi!
-Luis! Luis!

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Luis!

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[in Taglish] Take me home tomorrow!

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-Oh. [chuckles]
-[cutlery clinks]

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[Cathy] How are your friends?

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Feels like I haven't seen them
for a while.

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[in English] Actually,
I haven't seen them for days.

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[in English] No, weeks.

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[in Taglish] Actually,
I think it may be months.

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[in English] Anyway! Your favorite!

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[in English] Well-done porterhouse steak.

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[chuckles dryly]

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-Mmm.
-[clears throat]

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Um… Babe…

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[in English] I don't feel like
eating steak tonight.

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[in English] Why don't we order
pizza instead?

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[in English] Babe, pizza?

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[in English] But…

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[in English] But steak's your favorite!

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You don't like steak anymore?

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-[in English] I do.
-[somber music playing]

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[in English] I love steak, but…

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[in Taglish] For a change. Like…

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[in English]
Why don't we drive to Antipolo?

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Or let's just go straight to Baguio.

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How about Tagaytay?

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[in English] Let's go somewhere else!
Somewhere fun!

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[in English] Somewhere exciting!

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A minute ago, you just
wanted to change the meal.

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Now, you want to change the whole date.

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-Don't you appreciate all my effort?
-[chuckles]

244
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,813
[in English] Of course I do.

245
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,190
I didn't say anything like that.

246
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,527
All I'm saying is that
it's the same thing over and over.

247
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,196
Isn't there something else?

248
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,615
Something new?

249
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,576
[in English] Yeah. Uh…

250
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,119
-Enter!
-[acoustic ballad starts playing]

251
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:25,958
[chuckles]

252
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,633
[romantic music playing]

253
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,925
New?

254
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,470
Here's something new, Cathy.

255
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,431
[in English] Making it extra special
with a band.

256
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,391
I know this is your favorite.

257
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,644
My favorite?

258
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,228
[in Taglish] Okay fine, our favorite.

259
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,522
[in English] But that's beside the point.

260
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,774
[exhales deeply]

261
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,442
Cathy, I want to tell you something.

262
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,578
[gulping]

263
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,247
[chokes]

264
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:07,875
[Luis exhales]

265
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,671
Your answer will change
everything for us, Cathy.

266
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,216
[in English] Cathy, will you marry me?

267
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,804
-[Cathy gasps]
-[band stops playing]

268
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,722
-[Luis gasps]
-[musical note plays]

269
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,391
-[door slams shut]
-[musical note plays]

270
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,559
[Luis] Cathy!

271
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,229
Cathy.

272
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:29,939
[Luis] Babe!

273
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,315
You smoke?

274
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,234
[in English] Oh my gosh!

275
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,361
-Since when?
-[in English] Babe, please!

276
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,614
Wouldn't you want a smoke too,
if you get a surprise like that?

277
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,158
That's what a surprise is!

278
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,328
I should be the one
to get stressed and pissed.

279
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,955
Seriously?

280
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,998
[in English] Are you hearing
yourself, Luis?

281
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,334
[in Taglish] I'm sorry,
we've been together five years,

282
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,461
but it doesn't feel like we've grown.

283
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,880
We're always here, at your condo.

284
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,007
We eat, then… we finish eating.

285
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:57,967
Oh.

286
00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,885
What's wrong with that?

287
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,221
That's the only thing we do.

288
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,348
You're so predictable, Luis.

289
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,601
And it doesn't help
that you never make me feel

290
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,145
that you like me.

291
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,063
That you love me.

292
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:15,192
Babe, [sighs] isn't my proposing enough?

293
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,111
No, it's not.

294
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,030
[in English] I still have my needs, Luis.

295
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,824
I'm still a woman.

296
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,952
-What's the use of having big boobs
-[in English] Babe, stop!

297
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,328
-and a sexy body
-[mutters]

298
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,831
-if you're not going to have sex with it?
-[Luis] Babe!

299
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,790
Keep it down!

300
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,625
Am I ugly?

301
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,836
-[Luis] No. [sighs]
-[sniffs]

302
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,921
-Am I fat?
-[in English] Of course not!

303
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,798
-Are you gay?
-No!

304
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,967
Don't be like that, babe.

305
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,428
-Babe, I respect you!
-[sighs]

306
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,180
That's why
I want to save it until marriage.

307
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,849
[in English] Well, maybe I don't want
to be respected anymore!

308
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,976
We've been together five years, Luis!

309
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,437
You're allowed to use me a little!

310
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,647
-[in English] Babe…
-[Cathy sighs]

311
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:57,067
-[maid] Excuse me, ma'am.
-That's all I ask.

312
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,445
-Babe.
-Please use me!

313
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:03,032
-Use me!
-[in English] Babe! Babe, please!

314
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,159
-[comical music playing]
-Use me!

315
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,410
[in English] Babe!

316
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,620
[despondent sigh]

317
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:09,705
[in English] I'm sorry, Luis.

318
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,790
[in English] Maybe marriage
is not the best move!

319
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,834
I mean, you don't even know who you are.

320
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,587
-[gasps]
-[in English] Babe, please!

321
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,339
-[Cathy in English] No!
-[Luis] Please, babe!

322
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,549
-[Luis in English] Babe.
-[woman] Come here.

323
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,218
-[Luis] I promise, I'll make up for it!
-[engine starts]

324
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,344
-[Luis in English] Babe, I'll change!
-[chuckles]

325
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,346
[in Taglish] I'll change, I promise!

326
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,181
-[in English] Babe! Babe, please.
-[door handle rattles]

327
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,933
-[in English] Sorry. Babe, please!
-[tires screeching]

328
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,268
You know this is not the problem!

329
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,145
[in Taglish] It's your insecurities!

330
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,105
[in English] I'm sorry, but I'm done!

331
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,442
[in English] I'm done
with your small, little…

332
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,444
little understanding of my feelings.

333
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,737
-[in English] Goodbye, Luis!
-[somber music playing]

334
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,949
[in English] Cathy…
Okay fine! I'll have sex with you!

335
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,951
-[in Taglish] Anything, Cathy, please!
-[car horn honking]

336
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,953
[engine revs]

337
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,163
-Cathy…
-[woman] Such a cutie.

338
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,082
Shame about the…

339
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,085
-[wistful music playing]
-[laughing]

340
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,220
[somber music playing]

341
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,429
[phone chimes]

342
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,353
JULY: YOU COMING LATER, CARPS? BRING FOOD

343
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,273
[Macky] Then he says he's my boyfriend!

344
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,108
Dad almost shot his load on us!

345
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,442
Isn't that what you want?
A load on your face!

346
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,570
-Asshole!
-[laughs]

347
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,487
Know what?

348
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,532
-[in Taglish] He's boyfriend material.
-[July] And I'm not?

349
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,992
-You're fat!
-Harsh!

350
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,035
At least my Dad loves me!

351
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,245
[Macky] Don't you have healthy food here?

352
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,997
Do I look like I have healthy food here?

353
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,707
Wow.

354
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,417
But I messaged Carps.

355
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,419
-Told him to bring munchies.
-Pfft.

356
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,337
There's a bigger chance
of my dad coming here,

357
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,464
even if he hates me,
than of Carps showing up.

358
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,675
-[banging on door]
-Oh.

359
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,176
-[July] Speaking of!
-[Macky] Oh.

360
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,637
-[feel-good music playing]
-Carps! He showed up!

361
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,180
[chuckles] Dude.

362
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,849
[in Taglish] Sorry. Busy.

363
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,559
-[Macky] Who are you, sir?
-[Luis chuckles]

364
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,476
Ah.

365
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,477
-Missed you, guys.
-[in English] Looking good.

366
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,104
Nice one!

367
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,522
-Wait, where's the munchies?
-Huh?

368
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,232
-What munchies?
-Hmm.

369
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,775
We always ask you to buy munchies.

370
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,277
You never check your YM.

371
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,695
Shut up and sit down.

372
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,780
-Let's just drink.
-Hmm.

373
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,366
[Luis sighs]

374
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,455
-Thirsty?
-[exhales]

375
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,416
[in English] Long time.

376
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,792
How are you guys?

377
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:19,960
Same.

378
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,337
I lost my job.

379
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,381
Alexio and Bernardo showed up at work.

380
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,674
Got me in trouble.

381
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,010
Actually, I want to confess something.

382
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,304
July knows it already.

383
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,889
But you don't yet, Carpio.

384
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,766
[laidback music playing]

385
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,225
But you know what I don't get--

386
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,977
You said it!

387
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,605
I don't get it why Cathy won't marry me.

388
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,981
We've been together so long, man,

389
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,691
and she still has the nerve to say "no"!

390
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,109
Goddammit!

391
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,570
Look at this dork. Shows up one time
and acts like a douche!

392
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,656
What a douche, right?

393
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,824
[sighs]

394
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,748
[sighs] So… [clicks tongue]

395
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,583
What does this mean?

396
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,584
[Luis] I don't know, man.

397
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,877
I did everything.

398
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,837
[in English] I thought she was happy.

399
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,381
[clicks tongue] That's a penis!

400
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,800
-[Luis] What?
-[Macky] What Cathy said hurt,

401
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,303
but maybe she's not happy with…

402
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,847
Dammit, man!

403
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,683
-Why don't you just stab me?
-[July] Carps… [puffs]

404
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,351
Real talk.

405
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,728
We've seen all of that.

406
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,480
And it is… you know…

407
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,398
-[loud thud]
-[Luis] Damn you!

408
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,482
So what if I have a small…

409
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,527
[sighs] …penis?

410
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,070
I loved her.

411
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,030
More than she could handle.

412
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,700
All is good, but she did say

413
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,702
that she wasn't as excited as before.

414
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,078
-[Luis sighs]
-What's the plan, then?

415
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,830
[sighs]

416
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,131
[ominous music playing]

417
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,467
[in English] "Be the bigger man."

418
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,055
Come with me.

419
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,932
-[Macky] Where?
-[funky music playing]

420
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,770
Thailand?

421
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,980
[July] On you?

422
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,237
[quirky music playing]

423
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,417
[bag zips]

424
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,423
[bottles clink]

425
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,216
[July] Oh, wow! Forgot to bring cash, man!

426
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,926
[Macky] What if you get off?

427
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,094
There's your house! Look!

428
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,637
[Luis in English] Don't worry, bros!

429
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,597
I've got this.

430
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,223
[July] You're the best, Carps!

431
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,767
That's why you're my best friend!

432
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,310
[Macky] Liar!

433
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,728
[July] Good night, best friend!

434
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,896
[Macky in English] Plastic.

435
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,608
[upbeat music playing]

436
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,283
[indistinct chattering]

437
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:04,166
[July] Is it just me,
or are they all checking us out?

438
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,293
[Macky] Jesus, July.

439
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,628
We just landed!

440
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,005
Save the panty hunt for later!

441
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,384
[Carps] You're right. But why?

442
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,474
[July] Whatever this is,
it's a good sign for Carps.

443
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,104
You can forget…

444
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,522
Forget who? I dunno.

445
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,773
-[July] Who's that?
-[Macky] Hmm?

446
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,775
I forgot man. I forgot who.

447
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,193
[music ends]

448
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,736
[in English] Ow! What did I do?

449
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:37,324
[speaking Thai] Big Bird, I hate you.
My husband left me because of you.

450
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,034
[Luis] Huh?

451
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,956
Is that how they welcome tourists here?

452
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,958
Bitch!

453
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,000
Huh?

454
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,006
[Luis in English] Thank you.

455
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,675
-[in Thai] Thank you.
-[in English] Thank you.

456
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,137
[July] Penis!

457
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:01,723
Penis!

458
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,518
-[July] Penis!
-Hey!

459
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,435
What are you up to, dork?

460
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,105
Just checking if there are Filipinos here.

461
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,022
Can you speak Thai?

462
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,150
-No.
-[July] There you go.

463
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,986
-Penis!
-Quit that! It's embarrassing!

464
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,280
-[wistful music playing]
-They don't know what it means, man.

465
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,241
-[shouts] Penis!
-Stop that!

466
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,535
Hey, penis! Where's the key?

467
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,745
[Macky] Give it to me.

468
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,081
I should slap you with a penis!

469
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,209
Maybe it's my accent.

470
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,170
Dique.

471
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,172
[ominous music playing]

472
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,638
[Deborah, in Thai] This is a mess!
Margins are too low!

473
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,976
[Deborah, in Thai] How many times
do I have to repeat myself?

474
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,604
[in Thai] Credit is good,
but we need cash!

475
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,482
[in Thai] If we could
only get back to making porn

476
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,401
once Big Bird comes back,

477
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,737
-then we can…
-[tense music playing]

478
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,863
[Deborah, in Thai] Then, what?

479
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,698
[in Thai] Big Bird is gone! Huh?

480
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,035
[in Thai] Mention that name again,

481
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,788
and I'll cut your dick off
and make you suck it! Got it?

482
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,749
[in Thai] Sorry, Deborah, sorry.

483
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,251
-[in Thai] Out!
-[groans]

484
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,129
[speaking in Thai]

485
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,506
Hmm.

486
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,723
-[ominous music playing]
-[papers rustle]

487
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,894
[bald eagle screeching sound]

488
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:32,397
[clicks tongue, in Thai]
Big Bird, where are you?

489
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,068
[Macky] Wow, Carps!

490
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,779
Didn't know you had a thing for me.

491
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,573
[chuckles, in English] So romantic, huh?

492
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,574
-Wow.
-Hardcore.

493
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,951
-[in English] Honeymoon.
-Hello.

494
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,369
-[in English] Hi. Hi.
-Hello.

495
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,995
[laughing]

496
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081
Wait. Who's this really for?

497
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,959
Were you thinking of us
when you booked this?

498
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,876
-[mumbles]
-Of course!

499
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,294
He wanted to sleep with you.

500
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,462
[laughs]

501
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,048
Where do I sleep, then, Carps? In between?

502
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,633
We can all squeeze in.

503
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,676
-Why?
-[sighs]

504
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,552
Come on, guys.

505
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,389
Already paid for everything
and you're still complaining!

506
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,306
Wow!

507
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,100
-He's rubbing it in again!
-Yeah, right.

508
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,560
-I'll just fly home, then.
-Go ahead! How?

509
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,479
-Give me money.
-See?

510
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,107
Are you really ready to move on?

511
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,818
-Or you're still thinking of Cathy?
-[gulping]

512
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,195
Forget her.
She's not thinking of you anyway.

513
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,613
Harsh.

514
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,865
What a bitch.

515
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,868
[July in Taglish] Anyway.
Our objective now

516
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,038
is for all of us to get laid! Okay?

517
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:34,334
[in English] This will be
the best day of our lives.

518
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,420
[in English] Hands in, boys!

519
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,463
We will fuck!

520
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,384
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

521
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,552
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

522
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,012
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

523
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,388
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

524
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,389
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

525
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,475
[gong bangs sound]

526
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,562
[muttering]

527
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,646
[whispers] What?

528
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,783
[sniffs]

529
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,873
-[July snoring]
-[wistful music playing]

530
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,249
[snorts]

531
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,423
[bell dings]

532
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,591
[Macky] All right. [scoffs]

533
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,925
[Macky] Shit, here we go.

534
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,135
What'd I do?

535
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,554
[Macky clears throat]

536
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:32,350
-[tranquil music playing]
-[coins clanking]

537
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,979
[July] Oh, sorry.

538
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,647
[Macky] Hurry. Oh.

539
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,900
-Is this all we're doing in Thailand?
-Yes, pray.

540
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,985
[coins clank]

541
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,071
[indistinct chattering]

542
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,989
[camera clicks]

543
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,075
There.

544
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:51,078
-[Macky, in Thai] Thank you!
-[man] Hello.

545
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,499
[bell chiming]

546
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,795
[Macky] Hey!

547
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,634
[camera clicks]

548
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,888
[upbeat music playing]

549
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,348
[Macky] Weren't we here before?

550
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,892
[Luis] This is supposed to be
the way to the restaurant.

551
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,602
I thought we were looking for a bar.

552
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,020
I thought we were getting a massage first.

553
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,689
The massage place, bar, and restaurant
are all clumped together.

554
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,024
Which is which?

555
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,818
-Do you know how to use that?
-I think we're lost.

556
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,861
Turn your clothes
inside out. Hurry. We're lost.

557
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,072
[Macky] Will you stop that!?

558
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,615
Stop believing in shit like that!

559
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,283
We've got nothing to lose!

560
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,993
But now we're lost.

561
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,161
Let's just ask for help!

562
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,455
We can't even understand each other!
You think they can?

563
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,790
Think, dude!

564
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,500
That one! Let's ask this one.

565
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,793
That's where we came from.

566
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,253
[in English] Excuse me, miss.

567
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,504
[in English] Miss, I'm sorry.

568
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,923
[in English] Do you know
where the massage is?

569
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,091
-[in English] You know the massa-- Ow!
-[woman grunts]

570
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,884
-Again!
-[angry woman speaking Thai] It was you.

571
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,054
My husband had been watching your movie
until the day he died.

572
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,223
The hell did you do, Carps?

573
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,349
The hell should I know?

574
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,352
Maybe that's really the way
they greet in Thailand?

575
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,520
Let's just go!

576
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,897
-[feel-good music playing]
-[Macky] I kinda miss being slapped.

577
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,274
[July] Bad trip, man.

578
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,776
This was not the adventure
we planned here.

579
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,736
-Just take a picture of me, quick!
-[July coughs]

580
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,488
Come on. Pretend I'm Miss Thailand.

581
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,157
[Macky] Here we go.

582
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,825
-[Macky] See?
-[July] Hmm.

583
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,034
-[camera clicks]
-[July] Okay.

584
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,245
[Macky in English] Miss… Thailand!

585
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,372
-[Luis] There's no signal!
-[July] Keep posing.

586
00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:18,582
One more!

587
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:20,959
-[July] Your dad will love this.
-[camera clicks]

588
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,086
-Dork.
-Carps, get in the pic.

589
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,421
-[Macky] Come on, Carps! Look at my pose.
-Hurry!

590
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,173
[July] Hurry, hurry.

591
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,632
Pose, pose, pose, pose.

592
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,176
-[camera clicks]
-Let me join, guys!

593
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,094
[July] You're hogging all the pics!

594
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,263
-Not working.
-Let me see.

595
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:34,764
-Is it broken?
-[camera beeps]

596
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:35,932
[in Taglish] Battery's low.

597
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,393
Put it in your bag, Carps.
I'll charge it back at the hotel.

598
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,145
-[Luis] Okay.
-[July] Penis!

599
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,356
-Penis!
-You not done with that, July?

600
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,774
This is a tourist spot, man.

601
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,068
More likely than not
there are Filipinos here.

602
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,570
Penis!

603
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,573
[heavy synth swoosh]

604
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,409
Ti… thi?

605
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,287
-[Luis] Silly.
-Penis!

606
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,164
-[man in English] Yes? Huh?
-Pe…

607
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,081
[in Thai] Hello.

608
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,917
-[in English] You call my name?
-Uh, what?

609
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,376
-[in English] No, no, no.
-[in English] My name, you call?

610
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,628
-[in English] No, no, no.
-[in English] You call my name?

611
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,421
-[in English] No, no.
-[in English] Why? What's your name?

612
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:07,881
-Tithi.
-[Macky and July gasp]

613
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,299
-[in English] Yeah. Prajak Tithi.
-[July in English Your name is tite?

614
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,259
-[in English] Yeah. Prajak Tithi.
-[laughs]

615
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,802
[in English] T-i-t-h-i.

616
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,845
[Prajak in English] Oh, you smile.
Why you smile?

617
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,263
-[July] No, no, no, no.
-[Macky] No, no, no, no.

618
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,431
[in English] Something funny? My name?

619
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,266
[in English] We thought
your name is spelled like

620
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,185
"penis" in Filipino.

621
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,186
[in English] Oh! You're from Philippines?

622
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,230
-[all three] Yes!
-Philippines?

623
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,898
-[in Tagalog] Welcome!
-[cheering]

624
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,149
-[Macky] Welcome!
-[July] He says welcome!

625
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,817
-[July] Welcome.
-[in English] You have tour guide?

626
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,902
-[in English] Tour guide already you have?
-[Macky] No, no, no, no.

627
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,487
[in English] We don't need a tour guide.
Thank you!

628
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,781
We're lost, man! We need one!

629
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,701
[Luis stutters, in English]
Yes, yes! We need tour guide.

630
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,037
-[in English] Okay. Very nice. Okay.
-Yes. Uh…

631
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,665
-[in English] How much?
-[in English] No problem, it's very cheap.

632
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,708
[in English] Take you all tourist spots!

633
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,502
[in English] Floating market! Banana Show!

634
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,545
[in English] With mango sticky rice
and a lot of buko.

635
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,172
-[in English] No, not buko, coconut…
-[July] Sounds expensive!

636
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,882
You don't even know how much
and you're calling it!

637
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,009
-It's my money!
-[Prajak] Yeah?

638
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,387
[in English] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
We need tour guide, yes.

639
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,722
[in English] Oh. Okay, so, just follow me.

640
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,640
-[in English] Yeah, let's go!
-[Prajak] Okay!

641
00:25:58,723 --> 00:25:59,641
-[Prajak] Okay!
-[Macky] This is nice.

642
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,643
-[Prajak, in Tagalog] Thank you!
-[July] Thank you!

643
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,353
-[July] Oh.
-[Luis] Told you!

644
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,604
[Luis] We even have our own tuk-tuk!

645
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,356
[Macky] Thank you!
My feet are killing me already!

646
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,066
-[Prajak in English] Come in!
-[Luis] Come in?

647
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,442
[Prajak] Yeah.

648
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,860
[July] Dammit! This is tiny!

649
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:11,945
Is this all you've got?

650
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,071
[Prajak in English] One foot apart.

651
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,323
-[Macky] Eat less rice.
-[July grunts]

652
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,534
-[Macky] Ouch!
-[July] Pussy!

653
00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:20,287
[in English] You wanna go… eat first?

654
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,913
[in English] Sightseeing first?

655
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,082
[in English] Can you take us somewhere…

656
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,834
where we can have, you know…

657
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:26,918
-fun, you know…
-Yeah.

658
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,128
-[Luis in English] Happy, happy!
-Fun?

659
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,130
-[in English] Happy, happy?
-This is annoying!

660
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,465
-[in Taglish] Let me try! We want girls.
-[in English] Girls?

661
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,884
-[in English] Boys…
-[Prajak in English] Oh! Boy? Lady boy?

662
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,094
-[in English] Naked.
-[Prajak in English] Naked.

663
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,929
-[in English] Boys? Naked?
-[July] Let me do it. Prajak.

664
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,055
-[in English] Yeah?
-[July in English] Look at my hands.

665
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,557
-[in English] Look at my hands.
-Okay.

666
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,599
Oh.

667
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,520
-[whimsical music playing]
-[Prajak] Oh! Okay, okay!

668
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,771
[Prajak in English] I know! I know it!

669
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,107
-[cheering]
-[overlapping chatter]

670
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,234
-[in English] Okay, let's go!
-[Macky] Yeah.

671
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,986
-[Prajak in English] Okay! Let's go?
-[in English] Let's go!

672
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,363
[all in English] Let's go. [cheering]

673
00:26:56,072 --> 00:27:00,076
[upbeat Latin-pop music playing]

674
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:10,587
ROYAL JUBILEE GATE

675
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,089
LONG LIVE THE ROYAL

676
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,427
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE

677
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,184
Penis!

678
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,186
Penis!

679
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,941
-[July] Is this it?
-[Luis] Your knee.

680
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:32,859
[Luis] This is it!

681
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:34,402
-[Macky] At last!
-[Luis] Let's go!

682
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,653
[Macky] Everyone looks drunk!

683
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,823
-[Macky] Prajak said this is it.
-Looks good.

684
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,241
[in English] Hey!

685
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,744
[in English] Watch
where you're going, you fat fuck!

686
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,828
[in English] What did you say? Huh?

687
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,330
-[in English] Say it to my face!
-No, no, no.

688
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:46,664
[Macky] Too hot, dude.

689
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:47,874
Save it for the girls.

690
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,543
[in English] Yeah! Listen to your girl.

691
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:51,544
[laughs]

692
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,462
The hell did you say?

693
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:53,797
-[in English] Hey!
-No, no, no.

694
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,924
-[in English] Take it easy!
-[in English] Sorry. He didn't mean it.

695
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,926
-Want me to smack you?
-Ignore those douchebags.

696
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,677
-[Luis] Ignore them.
-[July] That's right.

697
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,222
-[Luis] Come on.
-[in English] What happened?

698
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,141
[in English] Wel"cum"!

699
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,479
[in English] To the Sanctuary of Desire!

700
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:12,023
[in English] Please. Cum…

701
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,274
in.

702
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,110
-[energetic club music playing]
-[in English] Come Let's go.

703
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,945
-You good?
-[in English] Let's go.

704
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,364
[Prajak in English] Let's go.

705
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,324
Okay.

706
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:26,287
[in Thai] Nice catch, Prajak.

707
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,706
[in Thai] We're gonna make a killing!

708
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,583
[Prajak, in Thai] Thank you.

709
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,960
[in Thai] Let's go inside.

710
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,216
[club owner, in English] Come. Cum.

711
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,301
[in English] Gentlemen, cum.

712
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,345
[in English] But do not cum too fast!

713
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:43,763
[in English] Take your time.

714
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,348
[in English] Sit here.

715
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,309
[in English] Make yourselves at home.

716
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,769
[in English] You will enjoy here.

717
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,522
[club owner in Swahili] Hakuna matata.

718
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,066
[in English] Don't worry, be happy.
Sit down.

719
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,527
-[Prajak, in Thai] Thank you.
-[club owner, in Thai] Thank you!

720
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,404
[Prajak, in English] See? Very nice.

721
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,116
[Prajak in English] What you want? Here.

722
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,743
-[Luis] Here?
-[Prajak] Yeah!

723
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,827
[July] Okay, okay.

724
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,121
[in Thai] Any problem?

725
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,374
[in Thai] How did you find that guy?

726
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,876
[indistinct chatter]

727
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:16,171
[shrieks, in Thai] You fancy him?

728
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,299
[speaking in Thai]

729
00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,968
[in Thai] I think they're Filipinos.

730
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,388
[in Thai] You think?

731
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:30,310
[in Thai] Anyway… [clapping]
Are you ready, girls?

732
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,104
[in Thai] Are you ready for the show?

733
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:38,485
-[electronic techno music blasts]
-[cheering]

734
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:48,745
[cheering]

735
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:51,456
[in English] Ah! You like it?

736
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:52,540
-Yes! Yes!
-[Prajak mumbles]

737
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,209
-[laughing]
-[July mumbles]

738
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,127
[cheering, clapping]

739
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,504
Wow!

740
00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:01,090
[Prajak in English]
Here we go! Here we go!

741
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,139
[Prajak in English] Okay! Let's go!

742
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,599
[Prajak in English] Let's go!

743
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:14,562
[cheering, clapping]

744
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,194
[indistinct shouting]

745
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:26,449
[cheering, clapping]

746
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,117
Mine? Mine?

747
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,370
Wow!

748
00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:32,664
-[slurps]
-Yes! [cheering]

749
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,249
-[cheering]
-[July belches]

750
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,251
[in English] Later! Later! Later!

751
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,877
-[Luis] Yes!
-[July] Here she is!

752
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,505
[alarm beeping]

753
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,508
[crowd] Whoa!

754
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,344
-[crowd] Whoo!
-Oh!

755
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:47,262
[Prajak in English] For you!

756
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,513
-[screams]
-[Prajak laughs]

757
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,473
[laughter, chattering]

758
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,934
[crowd cheering]

759
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,353
[Prajak in English] Very long! Very long!

760
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:56,855
[Luis in English] What?

761
00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:00,733
[crowd gasping]

762
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,235
[crowd] Oh!

763
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,613
[woman moans]

764
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,742
-[July] She smelled it!
-[Prajak laughs]

765
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,994
[July speaking]

766
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,705
-[screams]
-Yuck! Yuck!

767
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:14,831
[shrieks]

768
00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:15,748
[Macky] Gross!

769
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,458
[July laughing]

770
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,127
You good?

771
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,962
-[cheering]
-[upbeat music playing]

772
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,839
This is it! This is it! This is it!

773
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,716
[Macky] The hell is that?

774
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:25,842
They're not done yet?

775
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,135
[July] Bananas.

776
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,177
Whoa!

777
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,470
[Prajak in English] Banana Lady!
Banana Lady!

778
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,264
He said Banana Lady.

779
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,229
[Prajak in English]
Watch out for the banana!

780
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,606
-[Prajak in English] Look for the banana!
-[July] Look for the banana?

781
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,523
[Prajak in English] Here we go!

782
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,400
-[crowd cheers]
-[Luis]The hell!

783
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:46,779
[crowd cheering]

784
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,573
[Macky] They stick that in there?

785
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,491
-[shrieks]
-[gun cocking sound]

786
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,576
[crowd gasps]

787
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,702
[shrieks]

788
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,370
-[cheering]
-[exhilarating music playing]

789
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:55,455
[screaming]

790
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,082
-[gun cocking sound]
-[cheering]

791
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,417
-[gun cocking sound]
-[cheering]

792
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,545
-[gun cocking sound]
-[shrieking]

793
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,464
-[shrieking]
-[cheering]

794
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:07,425
-[screaming]
-[gun cocking sound]

795
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:08,968
[screaming]

796
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:12,013
[cheering]

797
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,348
-[Macky] Gross!
-[crowd cheering]

798
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,641
-[man] Back off.
-[cheering]

799
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,770
[ominous music playing]

800
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:22,398
[in Thai] Hello? Can I talk to Deborah?

801
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,236
[in English] Hello, Deborah?

802
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,530
[in Thai] Your lost bird is like a pigeon.

803
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,324
[in Thai] He's come back.

804
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:33,326
[in Thai] I just saw him here.

805
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,665
[in Thai] I'm sure, Deborah!

806
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,833
[in Thai] It's Big Bird in the flesh!

807
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,753
-Gross!
-It's okay! [chuckles]

808
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:45,129
-[Luis] It's sticky.
-Oh! You two!

809
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,048
-[Prajak] Here we go!
-Oh!

810
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,132
Just relax. Just relax.

811
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,051
-[Prajak] Oh, no, no, no, no.
-[muttering]

812
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,845
-Relax, guys! Relax!
-[indistinct chattering]

813
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,473
There! There. Okay.

814
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:56,557
Don't move.

815
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,684
-[muttering]
-The hell is this?

816
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,520
-I can't see!
-It's not bad! It's not bad, okay?

817
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,438
-[Macky] What bullshit is this, Carps?
-[Prajak] Just relax, okay?

818
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,483
-[July] Okay.
-Stand up, stand up, slowly…

819
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,652
-[Macky] I'm scared!
-Here we go.

820
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,862
Okay. Then follow me.

821
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,823
[Prajak in English]
Just hold me and follow me.

822
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:13,741
Slowly. Okay.

823
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,909
[ominous music playing]

824
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,079
[Prajak] Okay. Okay.

825
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,916
-[moans of pleasure]
-[bleep]

826
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,418
-[narrator, in Thai] Raikantopeni!
-[laidback music playing]

827
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,086
[in Thai] The following scenes
have been removed

828
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:28,214
because they are too much
for Philippine movie.

829
00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:29,799
[in Thai] The scenes are very naughty

830
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,593
and shameful with Kantotan.

831
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:37,515
[in Thai] We are very sorry
for the inconvenience.

832
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,851
[in Thai] For now,
please just imagine what is happening.

833
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,769
[masseuse 1, in English]
Oh, you're different!

834
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:42,687
[Macky] Hey, don't you dare!

835
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,689
[masseuse 1, in English]
Maybe I insert this…

836
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,274
-[Macky] Not there!
-…here.

837
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,609
[Macky] Not there! [screams]

838
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,196
-[July moaning]
-[masseuse 2 moaning]

839
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,658
[July in English] Anyway,
it's hard to make new friends my age.

840
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,703
[masseuse 2, in English] Oh, so sad.

841
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,663
-[masseuse 3 giggling]
-[Luis in English] Why are you laughing?

842
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,707
[masseuse 3, in English] So, so small.

843
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,625
-[Luis] Uh… Don't look!
-[masseuse 3, in English] Like…

844
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,169
-…candy!
-[Luis in English] What are you doing?

845
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,046
-[masseuse 3 giggling]
-[Luis gasps, in English] No!

846
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882
[masseuse 3, in English] Okay,
I massage you with my boobs.

847
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:13,009
-[Luis] No, no, no, no!
-[masseuse 3 giggling]

848
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,218
-[Luis] Ouch!
-[masseuse 3 moaning]

849
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,803
[Luis] No!

850
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,182
[overlapping exaggerated
moans of pleasure]

851
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:24,062
[narrator, in Thai]
Okay? Imagined already? Good!

852
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,856
[in Thai] Let's continue the movie.
Thank you!

853
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:32,528
[panting]

854
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,198
[in English] Is this what I've become?

855
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,741
Who am I really?

856
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:44,791
[ominous music playing]

857
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:45,917
[in English] You!

858
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,336
-[in English] I know you.
-[Luis] Me?

859
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,296
[in English] I know who you are!

860
00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,758
[in English] Kaoru,
let's take this man with us.

861
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,259
[Luis gasps]

862
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,054
[Luis] Okay. Okay, okay, okay!

863
00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,931
Okay.

864
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,559
[upbeat club music playing]

865
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,354
[in English] I can't believe
I'm here with a legend!

866
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,439
[in English] How have you been?

867
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,108
[in English] I have all your works.

868
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,317
[in English] I collect them.

869
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,235
[chuckles awkwardly]

870
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,570
[Kimura in English] But I wonder why

871
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,781
I don't see any new stuff from you.

872
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,200
[nervous chuckle, in English] I'm sorry.

873
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,077
[in English] I don't know what you mean.

874
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,079
[in English] Why'd you disappear,
Big Bird?

875
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:24,664
[in English] Women want you,

876
00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,917
and the men, they all want to be like you!

877
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,088
[in English] You give Asian men
like me a big reputation!

878
00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:33,422
[laughing]

879
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,093
[in English] Yes! Yes, yes. [chuckles]

880
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,386
[in English] Big reputation.

881
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,555
[in English] Yes, thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

882
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,014
[in English] Uh, I think I have to go.

883
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,100
-[English] My friends are looking for me.
-[Kimura in English] Wait, wait.

884
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,810
[in English] Wait, senpai.

885
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,937
[exhales deeply]

886
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,525
-[in English] I need you to try this.
-[in English] No, no, no, no.

887
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,193
[in English] Sorry I… I don't smoke.

888
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:55,653
[in English] No.

889
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,454
-[Macky groans]
-[wistful music playing]

890
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,539
-Bro!
-[July] Bro!

891
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,249
-Help me…
-[July] The hell happened to you?

892
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,792
Something bad happened.

893
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,877
I think I'm going to pass out.

894
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,212
[July] Wait, wait, wait.
What the hell happened?

895
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,131
They molested me!

896
00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,841
I'm so dirty… [sobs]

897
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,926
I'm so dirty…

898
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,637
What's with the manicure?

899
00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:24,891
Nah, I just let her get what she wanted
so I can get what I wanted.

900
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,059
And it's just nail polish.

901
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,729
[scoffs] Isn't Carpio done yet?

902
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,189
-Dunno.
-[in English] Excuse me.

903
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,691
[in English] Leaving without paying, huh?

904
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:34,650
[in English] Oh no! Uh…

905
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,445
-[in English] Our money is with Carpio.
-[in English] Yes.

906
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,363
-[July] Yeah.
-[English] Your friend has already left.

907
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,364
[in English] What?

908
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,283
[in English]
That can't be! He will never leave us.

909
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,035
Oh…

910
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,953
[in English] Done already? Good? Good?

911
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,413
[in Thai] You're an idiot! Fucking stupid!

912
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:50,583
[in Thai] How could you let
a customer out with no pay?

913
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,501
[in English] Prajak! Have you seen Carpio?

914
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:54,337
-[man] Big Bird!
-[music distorts]

915
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,551
[elephant trumpet sound]

916
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,511
[groans]

917
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,314
[groans]

918
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,233
-[in English] I thought you're with him.
-Huh?

919
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,234
Carpio's missing?

920
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,069
[in English] No, no, no!
He's just somewhere.

921
00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,695
[in English] Pay now!
Eight thousand baht each.

922
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:20,780
[in English] Okay, we go to Carpio

923
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,573
-and then we get the money.
-[Prajak in English] No, no. Pay first.

924
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,741
-[in English] You pay now.
-[in English] We will pay you.

925
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,326
-[Macky] No!
-[indistinct chatter]

926
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,702
[July] How will we pay you
if we don't have money?

927
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:27,620
[Macky in English] We will pay!

928
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:28,579
[Macky in English] Will pay you, promise!

929
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,123
-[Prajak] No!
-[July in English] No! We want our friend!

930
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,459
[Prajak in English] There! There!
There's your friend!

931
00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:35,294
-[upbeat club music playing]
-[man moans]

932
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,963
[silly sounds]

933
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:37,880
[July] The hell happened to him?

934
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,757
I think he's drunk. Come on.

935
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,635
You get your money, we wait here.

936
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:47,265
[Luis laughing]

937
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,809
Yeah. That's us! Right?

938
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,143
I have new friends.

939
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,895
Yahoo!

940
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,355
-Oh!
-[woman laughs]

941
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,982
Oh! Oh!

942
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,775
[in English] There! That's my…

943
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,026
No, no, no!

944
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,529
[in English] No, it's alright!
It's okay, that's my…

945
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,531
my true friends.

946
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:04,865
[in English] My old friends.

947
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,576
-[Luis] Yeah. It's okay!
-Ah!

948
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,619
[in English] Welcome!

949
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,496
[in English] Big Bird's friends!

950
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:11,998
-[in Thai] He is Kimura.
-[everyone cheering]

951
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,583
[in Thai] Big exporter
of herbal medicines.

952
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:17,670
[in Thai] One of our best patrons.

953
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:20,172
[cheering, laughing]

954
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,008
-Kimura?
-Hm-mm.

955
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,592
[in Thai] Keep your eyes on them.

956
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,514
-[Macky] Best! Night! Ever!
-[cheering]

957
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:35,187
-[psychedelic reggae music playing]
-[laughter]

958
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,360
[in English] May I have
your attention, everyone?

959
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,946
[in English] Thank you
for sharing this night with me.

960
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,199
[in English] I have a very successful
business of herbal medicine.

961
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,660
-Oh. [chuckles]
-[July] Herbal medicine!

962
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,954
-[Kimura] And other exotic products!
-[Macky] Samples, please!

963
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,040
[Kimura in English] This is why
I'm very happy

964
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,875
to have you, my friends,
to join my business.

965
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,084
Oh!

966
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,627
Business!

967
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,422
-We'll be rich!
-[Kimura] And you, my friend!

968
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:05,134
[Kimura in English] You'll be
a big part of my business.

969
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,927
[cheering, clapping]

970
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,347
From your extract,

971
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,474
we will serve more men of our age

972
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,018
to be like you… Big!

973
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,519
-What?
-Extract?

974
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,063
-Huh?
-They're going to milk Carpio?

975
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,607
-[both laughing]
-[somber music playing]

976
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,485
[in English] Me? Big?

977
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:23,486
Yes!

978
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,528
Wow!

979
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,823
I… will… take… your…

980
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,200
-penis!
-[screaming]

981
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,035
-No!
-[July] Hey! What's this?!

982
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:33,162
-[dramatic music playing]
-[laughter]

983
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:34,705
[Prajak speaking Tagalog]

984
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,832
[in Tagalog] Dammit!
Miss, I'm not part of this!

985
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,959
-I don't know these dor…
-[indistinct chattering]

986
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,421
[ominous music playing]

987
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,725
[in Thai] He's in there.

988
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,649
-[dramatic music playing]
-[screaming]

989
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:04,068
Please! Please! Please!

990
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:05,945
[cheering]

991
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:07,530
[Luis] No! No! No! No! No!

992
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:08,656
-[laughing]
-[Luis] No! No! No!

993
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,616
-[Luis] Please! Please! Please! No! No!
-[screaming]

994
00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:12,785
[Luis] Please! No! No! No! No! No!

995
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,370
-[screaming]
-[gun cocking sound]

996
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,247
[gasps]

997
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,873
[suspenseful music playing]

998
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,503
[in English] Kimura-san, stop that!

999
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:24,839
[in English] Deborah wants him!

1000
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:29,176
[in English] Goddamn that Deborah!
Who does she think she is?

1001
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,011
[in Thai] May I remind you
that you owe Deborah debts.

1002
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,098
If it weren't for her, the police,

1003
00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:38,269
will be all over you
for your weird aphrodisiac!

1004
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:39,603
[grunts]

1005
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,980
[in Thai] Let them go!

1006
00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,441
[mutters, gasps]

1007
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,360
[panicked breathing]

1008
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,237
[Macky] You asshole!

1009
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,447
All this time, you can speak Tagalog!

1010
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,198
My nose was bleeding
from all that English!

1011
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,158
[Luis] He can speak Tagalog?

1012
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,660
Asshole spoke, and I was like the hell?!

1013
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:56,370
Aright, alright, I'm sorry.

1014
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,455
I'm sorry, sirs!

1015
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,957
How would I know it would get to this?

1016
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,585
Oh. The hell do you get
from pretending to be Thai?

1017
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:03,794
-[indistinct]
-Huh?

1018
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,254
Pay this asshole, Carps.

1019
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,047
The sooner this douchebag's
out of here, the better!

1020
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,884
[Luis] Wait. Let me just thank the dude.

1021
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,344
[in English] Hi, sir. Excuse me.

1022
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:14,889
Thank you so much for… helping us earlier.

1023
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,433
Uh, what's your name?

1024
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:23,063
-[tense music playing]
-[July, Macky gasping]

1025
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,274
[muffled struggling]

1026
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:26,233
[Prajak] Okay, bye.

1027
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,401
[man shouts]

1028
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:30,613
-[shouts]
-[tense music playing]

1029
00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:34,241
-[in Thai] You're coming with us.
-Okay! Okay!

1030
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,453
Oh my, Deborah!

1031
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,832
[muttering]

1032
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,752
[muttering]

1033
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,420
[Luis] It really hurts. I'm dizzy.

1034
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,131
[upbeat music playing]

1035
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:15,950
-[Prajak sobbing]
-[thuds]

1036
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,701
[groans]

1037
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,247
Dammit, that hurts!

1038
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,333
[Luis] The hell are we?

1039
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:25,668
[Prajak] Hell.

1040
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,836
Prajak?

1041
00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,296
Is that you?

1042
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,173
[Prajak] Who else?

1043
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,468
[Prajak] All those disguises
and I still get busted!

1044
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,054
Why'd I have to talk to you dorks?

1045
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:38,430
Hey! Prajak!

1046
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,975
Is that your real name?

1047
00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:42,935
[clicks tongue] And how is this our fault?

1048
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,770
[Luis] Why'd they bring us here?

1049
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,480
Where are we, Carps?

1050
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,108
-Come on.
-Huh?

1051
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:51,485
[Macky] My back hurts, Carps.

1052
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,403
[Luis groans]

1053
00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:54,530
-July! July!
-[groans]

1054
00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:55,531
Wake up.

1055
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:57,283
-Is it time for breakfast?
-[Luis] What breakfast?

1056
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,951
Dork, we're not in the hotel!

1057
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,744
What? It's real?!

1058
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,289
I thought I was just… Ow!

1059
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,417
-My body hurts! [groans]
-[Luis grunts]

1060
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,377
What happened? [grunts]

1061
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,504
Why is this lying asshole with us?

1062
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,840
[Prajak] We were all
taken together, moron!

1063
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,883
And stop picking on me!

1064
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,386
Let's just help each other
get out of here!

1065
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:19,722
You have no idea what Deborah can do.

1066
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:20,806
She controls even the cops!

1067
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:23,559
Why? Is she worse than that Kimura guy?

1068
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:26,353
[clicks tongue] Did you see his face
when they mentioned Deborah?

1069
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,980
And why do you think I keep
putting on disguises

1070
00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:29,231
and hiding out?

1071
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,859
[sighs] The hell are you saying?

1072
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,527
My God. Know what?

1073
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,114
Let's just all pray we get out of here.

1074
00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,824
Specially you, Big Bird!

1075
00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:40,993
I knew it! I had a bad feeling about you.

1076
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,162
I've seen that face before!
I've watched you!

1077
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,080
Wait!

1078
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,166
-Who the hell's that Big Bird?
-Yeah.

1079
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,001
[Prajak] You ask too many questions!

1080
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,419
[panting]

1081
00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:54,256
[Prajak] Come here.

1082
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:00,679
[cheesy '80s synth-funk
music playing on TV]

1083
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,597
IT FEELS GOOD! DON'T STOP

1084
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,063
[woman speaking Japanese on TV]

1085
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,607
[Prajak] There. See?

1086
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,025
You have the same face!

1087
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,277
Does look like you, man!

1088
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,908
[bald eagle screeching sound on TV]

1089
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,535
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Macky] Shit! That's big!

1090
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:24,870
That's why he's called Big Bird.

1091
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,372
[Big Bird in English] Hard gattling!

1092
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:29,208
-[gattling sound]
-[woman screaming on TV]

1093
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,586
-[men groan]
-[woman moaning]

1094
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,088
Hey!

1095
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,714
[in Thai] What are you pervs doing?

1096
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,049
-Uh, what…
-[man] You!

1097
00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:38,676
Deborah wants to see you!

1098
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:39,843
[dramatic music playing]

1099
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,845
-Wait, wait, wait!
-No, no.

1100
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,722
-Please, please, please!
-[Macky] Carpio!

1101
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,057
Why are you taking our friend?

1102
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,810
[suspenseful music playing]

1103
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,230
-No, no, no, sir!
-[man] Go!

1104
00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:52,481
I'm sorry.

1105
00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:54,566
No, no, no, please! Sir.

1106
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,320
Ms. Deborah!

1107
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:04,451
[tranquil music playing]

1108
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,411
[in Italian] Hi, handsome.

1109
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:09,832
[in English] Finally, you're back.

1110
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,218
Wait, why's Prajak the only one tied up?

1111
00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:23,137
Probably 'cause he's a douche.

1112
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,556
Wow. Such a sweet guy.

1113
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,307
Ah. Hey, cutie.

1114
00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:29,476
Cutie! Psst.

1115
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,521
[in English] Uh, where are we,
and why are we here?

1116
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,481
[in English] This is Deborah's house,

1117
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,774
where she does many business.

1118
00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,986
Like beauty pills, skin creams, inhalers,

1119
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,362
also, porn.

1120
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,613
Porn?!

1121
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,656
[man whispers] Yeah.

1122
00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:44,741
Do you have man-to-man porn?

1123
00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:46,994
-No!
-[Macky] Okay.

1124
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,704
I thought.

1125
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,038
But wait, who's Deborah?

1126
00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,707
Ah!

1127
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,168
[chuckles]

1128
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,795
It's been a long time since I saw you.

1129
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,384
[sinister music playing]

1130
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,677
[Deborah] How are you?

1131
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,387
I miss you, Big.

1132
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,890
Why did you disappear?

1133
00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,266
Where did you go?

1134
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:12,436
Have you forgotten your promise to me?

1135
00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:14,229
Uh…

1136
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,940
Which one?

1137
00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:19,276
Your last film.

1138
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,569
Your Big Bird Finale.

1139
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:22,529
[unsettling music playing]

1140
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,239
Have you forgotten it?

1141
00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:31,163
[Jaturawit in English] Deborah
is the biggest porn producer

1142
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:32,998
in Asia in the '90s,

1143
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,250
doing productions in Japan.

1144
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:39,296
[in English] She and Big Bird opened doors
for the underground porn industry

1145
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:43,342
to reach new heights
and even get to the international market.

1146
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:45,344
[in English] Breaking stereotypes
of Asian men!

1147
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,679
[in English] Who would've
thought this Thai expat,

1148
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,015
Big Bird, would be big in Japan

1149
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,518
and then all over Asia?

1150
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,230
[in English] And Deborah was there,
to make him fly!

1151
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:57,814
[in English] Oh, your English
is very good.

1152
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,024
-Yeah, good.
-Yeah.

1153
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,151
[in English] Actually, I read this.

1154
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,945
-[July] Oh.
-At least he's good at reading.

1155
00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:05,864
[in English] Here.

1156
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:07,866
[in English] Enjoy.

1157
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,328
[Macky] Imagine that.

1158
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,872
Carpio has a famous foreign look-alike.

1159
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,707
Wonder why he didn't make it
to the Philippines?

1160
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,919
In other countries, it's our
drama series that are famous.

1161
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:20,921
You know too much!

1162
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,297
For a lying douchebag.

1163
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:23,549
Why would we believe you?

1164
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,217
Remember, you still owe us.

1165
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,177
Sorry. I thought you were asking me.

1166
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,679
Baldy.

1167
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,684
[in English] Can't you remember
anything at all?

1168
00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:35,185
Uh…

1169
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,145
[in English] No.

1170
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:39,064
[in English] I told you,

1171
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,191
those drugs you constantly snort,

1172
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,236
shooting up every drug you see,

1173
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,904
it's going to fuck up your brain.

1174
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,532
[in English] It will give you amnesia!

1175
00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:49,992
-[chuckles]
-[wistful music playing]

1176
00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:50,993
[in English] Yes!

1177
00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,078
[in English] Yes! Amnesia!

1178
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:55,414
-[Deborah] Yes.
-[in English] Yeah, that's why I forgot.

1179
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:56,665
[gasps]

1180
00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,418
-[gasps]
-Oh!

1181
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:02,546
You seem to have gotten good at hiding it?

1182
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,925
[Deborah in English] This is the legacy
you left behind, Big Bird.

1183
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,803
[in English] You even won this.

1184
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:12,848
[in English] This, this, this…
this trophy.

1185
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,644
[in English] How could you
just throw everything away?

1186
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:20,897
[in English] How could you
disappear from me?

1187
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,692
[in English] Well, it doesn't matter.
You're back.

1188
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,153
[in English] Let us bring back
the glory days, Big Bird.

1189
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,738
-[in English] I think there's a mistake.
-[man shouts]

1190
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:28,655
[in English] I am not…

1191
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,241
[in English] We are making
your ultimate porn comeback.

1192
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,242
[in English] Comeback gattling!

1193
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,621
-[unsettling music playing]
-[laughing, in English] Tell me, Big Bird.

1194
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,415
[in English] I never saw you
as someone who would have friends.

1195
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,000
[in English] Who are these people?

1196
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,210
[in English] Uh,
I just met them here, actually.

1197
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:43,462
Douchebag.

1198
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,546
[Deborah] Hmm…

1199
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:48,300
[clicks tongue, in English]
Looks like he can do porn.

1200
00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:49,843
[in English] Me?

1201
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,428
-[wistful music playing]
-She said porn?

1202
00:48:51,511 --> 00:48:53,180
You're okay with fucking a girl?

1203
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:54,431
Of course not!

1204
00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:58,352
[in English] You're actually
friends with this… guy?

1205
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,103
Prajak Tithi?

1206
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,649
-[in English] You know him?
-[in English] Know him?!

1207
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:06,693
-[laughing]
-[unsettling music playing]

1208
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:10,405
[in English] He used to work for me
as one of my distributors.

1209
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,574
[in English] Then I found out

1210
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:17,537
he pirated my video
in Cambodia and Indonesia.

1211
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,747
-[in English] Scammer!
-[chuckles]

1212
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:22,250
[in Thai] Sorry!

1213
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:25,420
[in English] Quiet!
If you have no business here anymore,

1214
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,840
I can tell Jaturawit to get rid of them.

1215
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,593
What? What did we do to you?

1216
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:33,929
-Why are you going to kill us?
-Maybe "get rid" means make us leave,

1217
00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,556
-not kill.
-Really?

1218
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,392
You wanna find out
what she means by "get rid"?

1219
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:40,018
-[July] Of course. We don't know yet.
-[gun cocks]

1220
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,145
-What the hell?!
-[in English] Shall we kill them?

1221
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:43,397
-I knew it.
-[Jaturawit] Deborah.

1222
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,815
-[in English] No, no, no! Please!
-[men muttering]

1223
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,692
[in English] Why should I let them live?

1224
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:49,486
-[July] Um…
-Uh…

1225
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:51,655
-I'm a director! From the Philippines.
-[Prajak] Yeah, yeah.

1226
00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:54,324
-[July] Very good porn director.
-Yes. [chuckles]

1227
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:57,411
I made many movies, like, um…

1228
00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:59,037
-Blow Me.
-[Prajak] Blow Me.

1229
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:01,832
[July] Blow Me 2. Blow Me 3.

1230
00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:04,334
Uh, I did In Grandma's Arms.

1231
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:05,836
-In Grandma's Arms. My favorite.
-[July] Yes.

1232
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,379
[July] Penis-hed By Dawn.
Have you heard of that?

1233
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,005
-[in English] Many, many porn.
-[Prajak] Yes.

1234
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:10,507
-[July] And him!
-[mutters]

1235
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,467
[July] Very good makeup artist. Very good.

1236
00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:14,177
-The best.
-I don't do makeup.

1237
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,887
-You know makeup.
-[July] Very good makeup artist.

1238
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,806
-Airbrush, airbrush.
-[July] We'll make your movie.

1239
00:50:17,889 --> 00:50:19,141
-We'll make a movie.
-[Prajak] Yes, yes.

1240
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:20,892
Even with him?

1241
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:21,810
[July] Um…

1242
00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:22,853
Translator!

1243
00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:24,312
-He's our translator.
-Yes! And cameraman!

1244
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,857
-[July] And cameraman! Yes! yes!
-[Prajak] Yes…

1245
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,900
-[in English] Lower cost, 2-in-1.
-[Prajak] Yeah.

1246
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:32,320
[in English] Okay,
very well, Mr. Director.

1247
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,323
[in English] You do my video.
We shall shoot it here.

1248
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:40,203
[in English] Save me my money
from having to do it overseas.

1249
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,580
[July] Oh, yes.

1250
00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:43,415
-Very good. Yeah, we make. We make.
-[Prajak mutters]

1251
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:45,542
[in English] Big Bird,

1252
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,879
I can't wait to see
your ultimate move again.

1253
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:50,797
-[nervous chuckle]
-[laughing]

1254
00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:57,429
[all laughing]

1255
00:50:57,512 --> 00:50:58,889
[in English] Quiet!

1256
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:00,515
[in English] What are you laughing at?

1257
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,021
[chuckles]

1258
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:10,025
-[upbeat music playing]
-[Luis panting]

1259
00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:12,152
What do we know about making porn?

1260
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,528
It's just sex.

1261
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,363
Let's just finish this,
then get out of here.

1262
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:16,615
[Prajak] Promise?

1263
00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:18,617
What now, Mr. Carpio?

1264
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,744
Are you sure you can do this?

1265
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,205
I need to. [heavy breathing]

1266
00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:25,582
We can fake the angles, right? July?

1267
00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,834
Angles we can fake.

1268
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,045
The problem is your tiny dick.

1269
00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:31,421
Thanks, dude.

1270
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,340
That boosted my confidence.

1271
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,966
-[loud clap]
-Guys!

1272
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:37,803
Let's just fight
after we shoot this video.

1273
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,805
The sooner we're out of here, the better.

1274
00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,390
[Deborah in English] Now,
we'll start with the sex scene.

1275
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,308
[gong bangs sound]

1276
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351
[Macky] Yes.

1277
00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:45,727
[heavy breathing]

1278
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:46,978
Go!

1279
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,480
Let's get this over with.

1280
00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:51,691
[woman] Come, come, come.

1281
00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:53,860
-Hi.
-[moans]

1282
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,738
[July in English] Uh, Ms. Deborah,

1283
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:59,032
maybe we start with the story first,

1284
00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:02,285
the acting, as to not tire out our stars.

1285
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:05,121
[in English] Okay, fine.

1286
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:08,124
[in English] I remember,
Big Bird needs to warm up.

1287
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,085
-[in English] Isn't that right?
-[chuckles]

1288
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,295
Uh-huh.

1289
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,173
Uh… Ready?

1290
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,716
Action.

1291
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,593
-[panting]
-[wistful music playing]

1292
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,220
[Macky] Wait! Wait! Wait! She stood up!

1293
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,264
-[Macky] To the right!
-[July] Oh yes!

1294
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,807
-[July] Go, Big Bird!
-[Macky] I'm blocking her.

1295
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:26,101
-[Macky] Left! Left!
-[July] Oh, you're such a natural!

1296
00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:27,811
-[Macky] Left! Left!
-[Deborah, in Thai] Hey! Let me see, too!

1297
00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:28,937
-[July] So good!
-[Prajak] Go right?

1298
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,355
-[Macky] Move! Move! Move! Right!
-[July] Okay.

1299
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:31,565
-[Macky] Move! Right!
-[July] Very hot.

1300
00:52:32,357 --> 00:52:34,192
[Prajak] We'll never see
our families again after this.

1301
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,443
[July] Oh.

1302
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,779
-Let's just call them and say goodbye?
-[Macky] Just record the whole thing!

1303
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:41,032
-[Macky] Down! Down! Down!
-[Deborah speaking Thai]

1304
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,492
[July] Oh yes! [moaning]

1305
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:44,661
-[July moaning]
-[Deborah] Can you please move your ass!

1306
00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:48,039
-[July] Oh! So good! So hot!
-[Macky] Down! Down!

1307
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:49,666
[Deborah] Enough! Do the sex already!

1308
00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:50,709
Hmm?

1309
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,961
Hard gattling now!

1310
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:55,130
[suspenseful music playing]

1311
00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:56,673
[July] Uh, Carps,

1312
00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:58,341
just stick it in
and let's fake the angles.

1313
00:52:58,425 --> 00:52:59,426
[Macky] Yes, please.

1314
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:04,681
-[gasps]
-[oriental plucking sound]

1315
00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:08,894
[panting]

1316
00:53:14,649 --> 00:53:19,571
[sensual saxophone music playing]

1317
00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,117
[gasps] No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1318
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,452
-Cut!
-[Luis] I can't do this!

1319
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:26,786
-[Deborah] What happened?
-[dramatic music playing]

1320
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,748
-[woman squeals]
-[Macky] We're dead.

1321
00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:31,124
[in Thai] He is not Big Bird!

1322
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,001
[in Thai] Small bird!

1323
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,211
[suspenseful music playing]

1324
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,421
[woman shouts]

1325
00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:39,507
-[Macky] Hey! Hey!
-[July squeals]

1326
00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:41,009
[nervous breathing] Okay! Okay!

1327
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:42,135
[in English] Let me see.

1328
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:46,348
[in English] Oh my God!

1329
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:49,684
-[in English] You are not Big Bird!
-[dramatic music playing]

1330
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,728
[in English] Get them now!

1331
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,189
-[July] Hey!
-[Macky] Ow!

1332
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:55,941
-[Macky] Wait!
-[July] What are we going to do?

1333
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:56,983
[muttering]

1334
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,234
[Macky] Here!

1335
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,028
-[muttering]
-[Macky] Carpio!

1336
00:54:00,111 --> 00:54:04,532
-[coughing]
-[suspenseful music playing]

1337
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,497
-[Macky] Hurry! Run!
-[coughing]

1338
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,665
[Macky] Carpio! Your clothes!

1339
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:14,167
-[July] Where the hell are we?
-[Macky] Just hurry!

1340
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:15,460
[chattering]

1341
00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:17,253
-[Macky] Hurry!
-[shrieking]

1342
00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:20,590
[chattering]

1343
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,508
[Deborah speaking Thai]

1344
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:22,759
[Deborah coughing]

1345
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,845
[Deborah, in Thai] What's going on here?
Get them!

1346
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,097
Now!

1347
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:28,598
[suspenseful music continues]

1348
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,350
[coughing]

1349
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,978
[Macky] Hurry! Ow!

1350
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,187
[muttering]

1351
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:35,230
Macky!

1352
00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,399
-Wait! Wait!
-[Macky] What now?

1353
00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:38,566
[July] Let's hide!

1354
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,652
-[Luis] Where?
-Under!

1355
00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:42,988
-[July] Not there! Here!
-[Macky] There! There!

1356
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,740
[shouts]

1357
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,120
Big Bird!

1358
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:52,038
[screaming]

1359
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,499
[screaming]

1360
00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:57,377
-[screaming]
-[blade scraping]

1361
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,087
-[exhilarating music]
-[shouting]

1362
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,550
-Fuck you!
-Hey! Asshole!

1363
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,718
-Fuck!
-[glass bottle shatters]

1364
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,053
-[clamoring]
-[comical music]

1365
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:13,143
[July gulps]

1366
00:55:13,226 --> 00:55:14,644
[in Thai] You cannot escape!

1367
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:17,772
[gun cocking sound]

1368
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:23,862
-[screaming]
-[gattling bananas]

1369
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,869
[shouting]

1370
00:55:30,952 --> 00:55:33,371
[upbeat rock music playing]

1371
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:36,249
[screaming]

1372
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:42,172
[shouting]

1373
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,261
-Where the hell have you been?
-Over there!

1374
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:50,263
[screaming]

1375
00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,266
[speedy percussion music playing]

1376
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,853
[Macky] Hurry!

1377
00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:58,438
[shouting]

1378
00:55:58,521 --> 00:55:59,397
[panting]

1379
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:00,982
Big Bird!

1380
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,275
-[woman] Big Bird!
-[screaming]

1381
00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:06,321
[clamoring]

1382
00:56:06,404 --> 00:56:10,033
-[speedy percussion music continues]
-[women screaming]

1383
00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:14,621
Big Bird!

1384
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,083
Big Bird!

1385
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,002
[shouting]

1386
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:21,920
[men] Big Bird!

1387
00:56:22,003 --> 00:56:23,088
["Please Don't Touch My Birdie",
by Parokya ni Edgar playing]

1388
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:59,374
[screaming]

1389
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:29,154
[screaming]

1390
00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:33,408
[shouting]

1391
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:37,620
[Prajak] Go ahead! I've got this!

1392
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,456
Prajak!

1393
00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:41,749
Go! I can handle this! [groans]

1394
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,376
[Prajak] Go!

1395
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,254
Let's go! Let's go! [gasps]

1396
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,840
[Prajak] Hurry!

1397
00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:50,091
Hurry!

1398
00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:54,053
[shouting]

1399
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,597
[shouting]

1400
00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:58,933
-I'm tired!
-July! Hurry!

1401
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:01,895
-Hurry!
-Don't leave me!

1402
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,480
Hurry!

1403
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,899
[shouting]

1404
00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,442
-[shouting]
-Goddammit!

1405
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:11,237
[screaming, shouting]

1406
00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:13,406
[screaming, shouting]

1407
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,201
[Luis] Assholes!

1408
00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:18,620
[Luis] Hurry!

1409
00:58:18,703 --> 00:58:19,704
[shouting]

1410
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:20,747
[Macky] Don't leave me!

1411
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,211
Come here! Come here!

1412
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:28,880
-[shouting]
-[Luis] Oh my God.

1413
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:33,593
[clamoring]

1414
00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:37,138
-[fisherman] Down! Down! Down!
-[muttering]

1415
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,600
-[in Thai] They went that way.
-[shouting]

1416
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:44,562
[men] They went that way.

1417
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:46,814
[Luis] What do we do now?

1418
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:49,651
-[Luis] What do we do now?
-[Macky] Be quiet.

1419
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,361
[gasps]

1420
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,739
[in English] You're safe now.

1421
00:58:54,822 --> 00:58:55,823
[in English] They are gone.

1422
00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:56,991
[in English] Thank you.

1423
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,993
Uh, thank you for saving us.

1424
00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,745
[in English] Okay. Come with us.

1425
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:02,205
[in English] Let's go somewhere safer.

1426
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:03,706
[July] Why the hell
should we trust these guys?

1427
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:05,375
We don't have a choice.

1428
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,502
This is the end of us.

1429
00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:09,504
-Macky, don't panic!
-I'm scared!

1430
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:10,672
We are not going to die here, Macky!

1431
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:12,507
-[man] Let's go?
-[Luis] Thank you.

1432
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:14,342
-[Macky] He really looks dangerous.
-[fisherman] Come.

1433
00:59:14,425 --> 00:59:17,845
[crickets chirping]

1434
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,444
[fisherman] Water.

1435
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,446
-[Luis] Thank you.
-[fisherman] Water.

1436
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,702
[in English] You are Big Bird, yes?

1437
00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,539
[in English] You are our inspiration.

1438
00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,958
[in English] But him,
he lost an eye for you.

1439
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,211
-[screams]
-[wistful music plays]

1440
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:51,129
[sighs]

1441
00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:54,215
But it's okay.

1442
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,884
[in English] We became fishermen
because of Big Bird!

1443
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,595
Right?

1444
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:02,181
Big Bird!

1445
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,099
[man 1] Big Bird in…

1446
01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:05,768
How To Catch A Fish With His Mouth.

1447
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:08,730
-[fisherman laughing]
-[animated voice speaking Thai]

1448
01:00:08,813 --> 01:00:10,607
Wow! Awesome.

1449
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,317
[fisherman] Look!

1450
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,818
Okay, okay.

1451
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:16,070
Here.

1452
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,157
[fisherman] Look!

1453
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:24,787
[muffled chuckling]

1454
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:25,705
[exclaims]

1455
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:26,873
[man chuckling]

1456
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:27,957
[Macky] What the hell?

1457
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,377
-[gasps]
-[somber music]

1458
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:33,755
This Big Bird worship
is getting out of hand.

1459
01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:34,714
[men gasp in awe]

1460
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:37,884
-Master! You are my idol.
-You are the best!

1461
01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:40,887
[overlapping chatter]

1462
01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:42,347
[July] Just pretend, Carps.

1463
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,267
-[Macky] What are you doing?
-[unzips pants]

1464
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:48,269
[Macky] What the hell
are you doing, Carps?!

1465
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,395
Pull them back up!

1466
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:50,563
Carps!

1467
01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,148
[in English] I am not Big Bird!

1468
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:56,319
[in English] You see? Huh? Hmm?

1469
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:58,112
-Hmm?
-[ethereal music]

1470
01:00:58,196 --> 01:00:59,280
[Macky whispers] What are they doing?

1471
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:01,866
[bell ding sound]

1472
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,577
[man gasps]

1473
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:06,204
[gasps]

1474
01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:08,623
[oriental plucking sound]

1475
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,501
[gasps]

1476
01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:13,294
[wailing]

1477
01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:17,131
[July] Dammit! Carps!

1478
01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:18,925
-[Macky] Carpio!
-[July] Dammit, Carps!

1479
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:21,427
[wailing continues]

1480
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,306
[Macky] Carps! The hell are you pulling
your penis out for?

1481
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,143
Shit, Carps.

1482
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,771
Can't you pretend, just a little,
until we get back home?

1483
01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:33,481
[in English] We owe them the truth, man!

1484
01:01:33,564 --> 01:01:34,732
[in Taglish] Truth shit!

1485
01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:36,901
Hey! Pull yourself together!

1486
01:01:37,568 --> 01:01:38,444
[Luis] Pull yourself together?

1487
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,279
The hell do you want me to do?

1488
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,031
I'm not Big Bird!

1489
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,118
You think I'm enjoying this? Huh?

1490
01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:48,246
You're the one
who suggested we make a porn!

1491
01:01:48,329 --> 01:01:50,123
Carps, if it wasn't for that,

1492
01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:52,625
-we'd probably be dead!
-Even then! [heavy breathing]

1493
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,001
I just want to go home.

1494
01:01:55,336 --> 01:01:57,588
-Get back with Cathy!
-[July] Dammit!

1495
01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:59,924
Here we go again. Cathy again!

1496
01:02:00,007 --> 01:02:01,551
Cathy ain't here!

1497
01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:02,719
Who are you trying to impress?

1498
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:03,970
[Luis] Will you shut the fuck up?!

1499
01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,888
You should thank me for taking you here!

1500
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,265
[July] Here we go again!

1501
01:02:07,348 --> 01:02:09,392
Don't worry, man, I'll pay you back!

1502
01:02:09,475 --> 01:02:11,811
After that, I'll give you back to Cathy!

1503
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:14,313
Besides, you only hang out with us
when she's not around!

1504
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,356
July, Carpio, what's going on?

1505
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:16,816
-[July] No, Macky.
-Stop it!

1506
01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:18,484
[July] No, Macky. Oh.

1507
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,778
The hell do you know about our lives?

1508
01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:22,363
You know what we're going through?

1509
01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:23,865
-You know what I'm going through?
-Hey.

1510
01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:25,533
-What Macky's going through?
-Stop it.

1511
01:02:28,035 --> 01:02:31,414
-Carps, I'm gay.
-What?

1512
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:33,124
[somber music]

1513
01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:34,917
I thought you were just metrosexual?

1514
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,544
Oh. See? See?

1515
01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:39,922
See? You only think about yourself!

1516
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,592
You know what, man?
We have no issue with your tiny penis.

1517
01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:46,721
Our issue is you can't fight
for us with Cathy!

1518
01:02:46,804 --> 01:02:49,432
Actually,
you can't even fight for yourself!

1519
01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:53,478
Let's say you have a big penis. Huh?

1520
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:55,646
But you'll never have balls!

1521
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,024
-[July] You want balls?
-What are you doing?

1522
01:02:58,107 --> 01:03:00,359
-Don't do it!
-No dammit!

1523
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:02,904
You want balls? Here! Here!

1524
01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:04,781
You'll never have these, Carpio!

1525
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:07,158
Look at it! Look!

1526
01:03:07,241 --> 01:03:08,409
-Huh? You don't have these…
-[music intensifies]

1527
01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:09,827
-[Macky] Guys!
-[shouting]

1528
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,120
-[Macky] Stop! Stop it!
-[July] You don't have the balls!

1529
01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,914
-[Macky] Guys! Carpio!
-[shouting]

1530
01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:15,041
-[Macky] That's enough!
-[shouting]

1531
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:17,293
[Macky] That's enough!

1532
01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:19,170
[July gasps] Damn you, Carps! Damn you!

1533
01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:20,546
[grunts]

1534
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,173
-That's enough!
-[shouting]

1535
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,925
-[July] You don't have the balls, Carps!
-[Luis] Damn you!

1536
01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:26,219
-[July] You don't have the balls, Carps!
-[Macky] Stop it!

1537
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:27,136
[Macky] That's enough!

1538
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,973
[Macky] Damn you, two! Enough!

1539
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,308
That's enough!

1540
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,019
[sobs] Enough!

1541
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,188
[melancholic music playing]

1542
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:40,107
You're supposed to be friends!

1543
01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:42,610
[July] Move!

1544
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:44,362
[muttering]

1545
01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:50,493
-[Macky sobbing]
-[in English] Eat?

1546
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,628
[July] No! We're not hungry.

1547
01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:03,339
Him!

1548
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,425
He's hungry for attention. Come on, Macky.

1549
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,219
[July] Let's go back to Bangkok!

1550
01:04:08,302 --> 01:04:09,846
-[fisherman] Hm?
-[July] Excuse me. Excuse me.

1551
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,890
Fine! Leave!

1552
01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:15,142
I don't give a shit!

1553
01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:18,396
[melancholic music continues]

1554
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,487
[clattering]

1555
01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:38,541
[tuk-tuk engine revving]

1556
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:41,168
[tires screeching]

1557
01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:44,380
-[traffic noise]
-[morose music playing]

1558
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,761
[July gasps] Finally!

1559
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:53,014
We made it!

1560
01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:56,559
All that shit that happened to us,

1561
01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:58,102
but we're here!

1562
01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:00,229
You think it's okay to leave Carpio there?

1563
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,148
He's a big boy. It's fine.

1564
01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:05,443
What's important is we get our passports,
take a bath, then,

1565
01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:07,737
-figure out how to get home.
-Prajak!

1566
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:11,449
-Guys.
-[Macky] How are you, Prajak?

1567
01:05:11,532 --> 01:05:13,618
-[Macky] You good?
-I'm fine.

1568
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:15,786
-Where's Carpio?
-[July] Gone.

1569
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,705
We're leaving him, and we're going home.

1570
01:05:17,788 --> 01:05:19,373
[sighs] Good to see you're good.

1571
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,459
Yeah.

1572
01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,419
-So, Carpio's not here?
-[July] Nope.

1573
01:05:24,503 --> 01:05:26,464
Never mind. We'll give you a ride.

1574
01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:28,049
We?

1575
01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:29,800
Wait, how'd you know what hotel we're in?

1576
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:32,637
I'm a tour guide! And I stole this.

1577
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,389
-Damn you, Prajak!
-[gasps]

1578
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:36,891
-You traitor!
-[Macky] What the hell?

1579
01:05:36,974 --> 01:05:38,392
-Take it easy!
-Prajak!

1580
01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:40,144
-[July] Damn you, Prajak!
-[Prajak] Just take it easy.

1581
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:42,188
-[Macky] Hey, Prajak!
-You're a traitor, Prajak!

1582
01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:43,105
-[July] Damn you!
-[Macky] Damn you!

1583
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,066
[July] I'm tired of being kidnapped!
I wanna go home!

1584
01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,026
[Macky] You're a douche, Prajak!

1585
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,694
Nothing personal. Just a job.

1586
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,405
[tense music playing]

1587
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:03,876
[wistful guitar music playing]

1588
01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:16,681
[sneakers squeaking]

1589
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:21,310
Macky?

1590
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:23,521
July?

1591
01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:27,233
[panting]

1592
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,452
-[Jaturawit speaking Thai on TV]
-[unsettling music]

1593
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:41,330
[threatening in Thai]

1594
01:06:41,914 --> 01:06:43,040
-What?
-[July] Yo!

1595
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,835
[in English] Carps
can't understand Thai! Dumbass!

1596
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,297
[Jaturawit in English] You!

1597
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:51,465
[in English] Talk to your friend!

1598
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,217
[in English] No!

1599
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,678
[in English] He's not my friend anymore.

1600
01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:57,096
[in English] Excuse me.

1601
01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:58,472
[Jaturawit in English] You! Do it!

1602
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,226
Carps, wherever you are, damn you!

1603
01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:04,687
Go home! Leave us behind!
That's what you're good at!

1604
01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:06,772
Selfish!

1605
01:07:08,315 --> 01:07:09,442
[Jaturawit sighs]

1606
01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:12,319
[in English] Address on the tape.
You go there!

1607
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,448
[exhales]

1608
01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:21,203
[sad synth music playing]

1609
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:31,922
[tense swish]

1610
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,133
[in English] You!
You! No! Stay away from me!

1611
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:35,259
[in English] Stay away from me!

1612
01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:37,470
-Carpio!
-[in English] No! No! Please, please!

1613
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:38,804
-[in English] Stop! Calm down!
-[gasps]

1614
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,765
[in English] I'm not here to hurt you.

1615
01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:42,349
[in English] Then,
what do you want from me?

1616
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,810
[in English] Deborah
took my friends already.

1617
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,854
[in English] I don't even know what to do!

1618
01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:49,607
[in English] I have something
that Deborah wants.

1619
01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:51,942
Big Bird.

1620
01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:53,903
[in English] I knew

1621
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:56,947
you weren't Big Bird
the first time I saw you.

1622
01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:59,033
[in English] I know
where the real Big Bird is.

1623
01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:01,118
-[in English] What?!
-[dramatic music]

1624
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:04,371
[in English] But I am not
helping out of charity.

1625
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,416
[in English] What's in it for you?

1626
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,168
Hmm…

1627
01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,088
[in English] Big Bird is bad for business.

1628
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,798
[in English] I gave him a place to hide.

1629
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:15,758
[in English] But he attracts trouble.

1630
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,968
[in English] I need you
to take him off my hands.

1631
01:08:19,678 --> 01:08:20,805
[in English] Me?

1632
01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:22,681
[sighs]

1633
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,016
[in English] Why me?

1634
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:35,569
[heavy horn blasts]

1635
01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:43,202
[quirky music playing]

1636
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:52,753
-[cheerful music playing]
-[cheering]

1637
01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:01,887
Hey!

1638
01:09:03,722 --> 01:09:04,974
[man in Thai]
You have set an unrealistic standard

1639
01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:06,433
in which beauty is defined
solely by physical attributes,

1640
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:07,852
fostering toxic behavior
towards individuals

1641
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:11,272
who do not possess the same features.

1642
01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:12,273
[in Thai] This society has regressed

1643
01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:13,649
due to the insecurities
you have instigated.

1644
01:09:13,732 --> 01:09:15,025
[in Thai] You perpetuate misogyny,
triggering bullying,

1645
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:16,193
and shaming of people
for their imperfections,

1646
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,319
thus rendering them incapable

1647
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,363
of appreciating their own self-worth.

1648
01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,531
[in Thai] Ugly!

1649
01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:25,077
[in English] Yes.

1650
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,163
[in English] Me. Big Bird.

1651
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:28,664
[in English] Okay?

1652
01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:34,670
[exhales loudly]

1653
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,091
[in Thai] Thank you!

1654
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,386
[electronic techno music playing]

1655
01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:46,891
[water running]

1656
01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:05,576
-[mysterious music]
-[bald eagle screeching sound]

1657
01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:19,173
Where the hell is Big Bird?

1658
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,138
[gong bangs sound]

1659
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:31,852
[quirky music playing]

1660
01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:42,238
[gong bangs sound]

1661
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,114
Big Bird!

1662
01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:45,824
[grunts]

1663
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,034
[in English] No, no, no!

1664
01:10:47,868 --> 01:10:49,078
[in English] You stay here.

1665
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,580
[in English] You got me
in so much trouble already.

1666
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,457
[in English] You owe me a drink.

1667
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,335
[groans]

1668
01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:57,461
[in English] Fine.

1669
01:10:57,962 --> 01:10:59,004
[in English] Come.

1670
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,593
[in English] So,

1671
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,346
the rumors are true.

1672
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:10,849
[in English] Someone does look like me.

1673
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,435
[in English] But younger.

1674
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:15,271
[in English] Weird.

1675
01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:16,647
[in English] Yeah.

1676
01:11:17,147 --> 01:11:18,315
[in English] So weird.

1677
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:21,527
[in English] What happened to you, man?

1678
01:11:22,152 --> 01:11:24,530
[in English] What is this? An interview?

1679
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,907
[in English] Uh… I got time.

1680
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,742
[in English] Well,

1681
01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:32,496
if you managed
to escape Deborah and her men,

1682
01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:35,624
I owe you a story.

1683
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,042
[in English] So, what do you--

1684
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,669
[in English] When I was a young boy…

1685
01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:39,586
[mysterious music]

1686
01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:41,380
…my father told me,

1687
01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:45,092
"Son, you're hung like a horse.

1688
01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:48,053
[in English] Use your gift,

1689
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,557
so you can get out
of this miserable life."

1690
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,476
[in childlike voice in English] "You mean

1691
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:56,854
my big bird, Daddy?"

1692
01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,981
[in normal voice in English] "Yes!

1693
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,817
[in English] Spread your wings and fly!

1694
01:12:02,776 --> 01:12:05,529
[in English] Fly
like the big bird you are!"

1695
01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:07,823
[in English] So, I started to fly.

1696
01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:11,327
[in English] But it was so hard.

1697
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:12,619
[gong bangs sound]

1698
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:13,829
[in English] Wherever I go…

1699
01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:15,664
-[glass shatters]
-[man 1 gasps, in English] Careful, man.

1700
01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,833
…and whatever I do…

1701
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:18,876
[man 2 in English] Excuse me.

1702
01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:22,087
…this big, big dick of mine

1703
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:25,007
-always, gets in the way.
-[woman] Hey!

1704
01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:26,300
[speaking in Thai]

1705
01:12:26,383 --> 01:12:29,428
[Big Bird in English] I always felt small,

1706
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:33,807
even this with big, big dick.

1707
01:12:34,975 --> 01:12:36,226
[in English] Why?

1708
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:38,604
[in English] Why can't I
just be normal bird?

1709
01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:42,441
[in English] Until I met…

1710
01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:43,692
her.

1711
01:12:44,651 --> 01:12:46,945
[in English] She changed my life.

1712
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,782
[Big Bird in English]
My friend referred me to a job.

1713
01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:51,825
-[nostalgic music]
-[in English] I was working as a janitor

1714
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:54,912
for a rich woman in Pattaya.

1715
01:12:54,995 --> 01:12:56,288
[in English] Little did I know

1716
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:59,750
that simple day
would turn out to be so different.

1717
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,961
[in English] No! No! No! No!

1718
01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:04,838
[in English] This is giving me a headache!

1719
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,215
[man, in Japanese] What is it
you're looking for,

1720
01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:07,383
Deborah-dono?

1721
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:11,553
[in English] I am looking for that
spectacle of a man, with just one look,

1722
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,181
he pierces your soul with orgasm!

1723
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,395
[tranquil music playing]

1724
01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:20,938
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1725
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:24,983
[moans]

1726
01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,070
[in Thai] Hello, cock!

1727
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,825
[Deborah in English]
Looks like God has arrived.

1728
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,202
[in English] Join me.

1729
01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:38,330
[in English] Let us
revolutionize the world!

1730
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,792
[Big Bird in English] And that's
how Deborah transformed me.

1731
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,962
[in English] From that simple
little Thai boy expat

1732
01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:48,215
into her big porn star.

1733
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,092
-[chicks chirping sound]
-[gentle music playing]

1734
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:54,555
[Big Bird in English] She named me
"Big Bird".

1735
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:57,891
[women moaning]

1736
01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:00,018
[Big Bird in English]
Porn is illegal in Thailand,

1737
01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:03,272
so, we made the video in Japan,

1738
01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:05,899
where our videos first got popular,

1739
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:07,568
and then in Thailand,

1740
01:14:07,651 --> 01:14:10,696
and then, all over Asia.

1741
01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:12,656
[in English] The sex wasn't too bad.

1742
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,492
[in English] And so was the money,
the alcohol,

1743
01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:17,244
and the drugs.

1744
01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:20,581
[in English] I never thought
in my wildest dreams

1745
01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:25,294
that my dick would make me so big.

1746
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,463
[somber music playing]

1747
01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:30,591
[Big Bird in English] But one day…

1748
01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:32,926
I just felt empty.

1749
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:36,972
[in English] And I just walked away.

1750
01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,936
[in English] Being blessed this way

1751
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,023
is more of a curse.

1752
01:14:46,106 --> 01:14:47,441
[somber music playing]

1753
01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:50,694
[in English] I may be more popular
than the girls I partnered with,

1754
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:54,698
but the one thing I hate the most

1755
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:58,869
is the feeling that someone owns me.

1756
01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:00,621
[in English] I own me!

1757
01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:05,375
[in English] And only I get to decide
what I do with this…

1758
01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,294
cursed dick!

1759
01:15:08,128 --> 01:15:10,297
-[Big Bird sighs]
-So, you left everything behind?

1760
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:12,341
[in English] Then you hid here?

1761
01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:14,968
[in English] You know Kaoru, right?

1762
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:18,305
[in English] She owns
this bar with her friends.

1763
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,391
[in English] She offered me
free lodging to hide.

1764
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,601
[in English] In exchange,

1765
01:15:23,101 --> 01:15:24,478
I get to DJ.

1766
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,314
[in English] Been here for years.

1767
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:30,192
[in English] I guess

1768
01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:33,529
enough sniffing from Deborah,
and the police

1769
01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:35,739
has gotten to her nerves.

1770
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:39,660
[in English] Big Bird.
I need your help, please.

1771
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,371
[in English] Deborah has my friends.
And they are in danger.

1772
01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:44,039
[in English] Say no more.

1773
01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:47,125
-[in English] So, you're going to help me?
-[in English] No!

1774
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,710
[in English] What?! But…

1775
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,462
[in English] What about
your promise to Deborah?

1776
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:51,880
[in English] Is it a porn comeback?

1777
01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:53,757
[in English] Was that the promise?

1778
01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:55,467
[in English] Promise?

1779
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:56,593
[somber music playing]

1780
01:15:57,594 --> 01:15:58,470
[in English] No!

1781
01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:01,348
[in English] I am sorry, Mr. Luis.

1782
01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:04,768
-[in English] I cannot help you.
-[in English] C'mon, man, please!

1783
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:06,603
[in English] Big Bird,
you're my only hope!

1784
01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:07,729
[in English] I told you!

1785
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,606
[in English] I am done with that.

1786
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:11,400
[in English] You must accept the fact

1787
01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,527
that you have no more friends.

1788
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,070
[in English] Look at me.

1789
01:16:15,862 --> 01:16:17,823
[in English] I have no friends,

1790
01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:20,200
but I'm fine.

1791
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:22,202
[in English] Big idiot.

1792
01:16:23,453 --> 01:16:25,831
[in English] You know what?
I don't need you.

1793
01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:26,999
[in English] Yeah, you stay here,

1794
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:29,418
where you're hiding
for the rest of your life!

1795
01:16:29,501 --> 01:16:31,670
[in English] I thought you were
more than just a big dick.

1796
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,217
[in English] Hey, hey, hey,
you did not pay!

1797
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,889
[swooshing sound]

1798
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:45,767
[ethereal music playing]

1799
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,854
[elephant trumpet sound]

1800
01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:52,316
[male voice in English]
The coward dies a thousand deaths,

1801
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:53,734
the brave but one.

1802
01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:59,197
Are you sure about this? Big Bird?

1803
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:01,950
[gong bangs sound]

1804
01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,788
["Nakaraan" by joem playing]

1805
01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:30,729
[groans]

1806
01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,731
This won't do!

1807
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,194
I need a plan!

1808
01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:16,024
[sighs]

1809
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:17,818
I'm coming for you, bros.

1810
01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:21,530
[sighs]

1811
01:18:23,156 --> 01:18:27,828
[dramatic music playing]

1812
01:18:38,171 --> 01:18:39,381
[quirky sound]

1813
01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:46,596
[dramatic music continues]

1814
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,476
[wistful music playing]

1815
01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:53,812
[Macky] I'm getting annoyed!

1816
01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:56,356
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
The hell are you doing here?

1817
01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:58,567
-[July] Hurting us wasn't enough?
-[clicks tongue]

1818
01:18:58,650 --> 01:19:00,694
I'm helping you already. Stop whining!

1819
01:19:00,777 --> 01:19:03,822
There he goes again! Rubbing it in again!

1820
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,657
[clicks tongue] I already said
I'm sorry, dammit!

1821
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:07,325
Is that sincere?

1822
01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,994
I'll leave you here, then.

1823
01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,203
You think we're scared?

1824
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,289
-Like we're not used to it.
-[Luis sighs]

1825
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,290
[melancholic music playing]

1826
01:19:13,373 --> 01:19:14,708
I know I've been a douche of a friend

1827
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,585
for the past few years.

1828
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:19,838
I've been busy with work, with Cathy.

1829
01:19:21,047 --> 01:19:22,924
Guys, I've lost Cathy already.

1830
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:26,720
I can't lose you, too.

1831
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:29,389
Sorry!

1832
01:19:33,059 --> 01:19:35,937
[Deborah in English] Well, well, well.

1833
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,023
[laughs]

1834
01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:40,776
[in English] Just in time
for the big finale.

1835
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,152
[laughs]

1836
01:19:42,235 --> 01:19:45,822
[suspenseful music playing]

1837
01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:48,742
[Deborah in English] Wait for me there.

1838
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,621
-[footsteps descending]
-[July] Wow.

1839
01:19:53,371 --> 01:19:54,706
[in English] Take your time.

1840
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,208
[wistful music playing]

1841
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,709
[in English] It's a long way, huh?

1842
01:19:58,418 --> 01:20:00,879
[Deborah, in Thai]
I'll take care of you all.

1843
01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:04,049
[in Thai] I can't believe you tricked me.

1844
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:06,593
[in Thai] How dare you?

1845
01:20:06,676 --> 01:20:08,053
[in Thai] I am Deborah!

1846
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:09,930
[Deborah talking indistinctly in Thai]

1847
01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:11,807
-[sighs deeply]
-[July clears throat]

1848
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:16,561
-[Deborah talking indistinctly in Thai]
-[footsteps descending]

1849
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,146
-They don't have elevators here, no?
-[July] Take your time,

1850
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,315
we're not going anywhere.

1851
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:23,318
[Deborah breathing heavily]

1852
01:20:23,401 --> 01:20:24,569
[tense music playing]

1853
01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:25,779
[breathes sharply]

1854
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,741
[Deborah in English] I knew
there was something off about you.

1855
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,910
[in English] Big Bird never had friends.

1856
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:33,161
[in English] No one cares for him.

1857
01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:36,248
[in English] He was nothing more
than a big bird.

1858
01:20:36,748 --> 01:20:39,042
[in English] Deborah, please!
Let my friends go!

1859
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,127
[in English] It's not us that you want!

1860
01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:42,838
[in English] Maybe…

1861
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,507
after the video, I will let you go.

1862
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:46,883
[in English] What?

1863
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:48,093
[in English] That again?

1864
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:50,136
[in English] But you already know
I am not Big Bird.

1865
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,765
[in English] I have very, very small bird.

1866
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,350
-[comical music playing]
-[in English] Yes. Very tiny.

1867
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:56,685
[in English] Microscopic.

1868
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:58,186
[July in English] Miniscule.

1869
01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,146
[in English] I don't care.

1870
01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:01,314
[in English] Either you do it

1871
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,484
or I'll have your friends
do the video instead.

1872
01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:07,070
-Hey! I like that idea!
-[gasps]

1873
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,656
Carpio, don't let them do it! Please!

1874
01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:11,157
Gross!

1875
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:12,659
[Macky] Pussy!

1876
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:14,202
[in English] With them!

1877
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:17,789
-[dramatic music playing]
-[men growling]

1878
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,666
[July] Shit! No!

1879
01:21:19,749 --> 01:21:22,127
Carps, set us free right now! Hurry!

1880
01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,838
Hey! Touch move! You already said it!

1881
01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:27,382
[in English] Deborah! I'm ready anytime!

1882
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:29,175
[in English] Deborah, please.

1883
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,720
-[unsettling music playing]
-[in English] I don't care who does who.

1884
01:21:31,803 --> 01:21:34,723
[in English] Little bird, big, whatever!

1885
01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:38,727
[in English] I'll just digital pixelate
your fucking small dick!

1886
01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:41,479
[in English] You men are all the same!

1887
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:45,358
[in English] You take and you take,
and you get away with it,

1888
01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:48,194
-while we women suffer.
-[somber music playing]

1889
01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:50,322
[in English] Is it my fault

1890
01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:52,866
if I want to be satisfied

1891
01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:55,577
or aroused and get what I deserve?

1892
01:21:58,330 --> 01:21:59,664
[in English] You're in love with him,

1893
01:22:00,790 --> 01:22:01,958
aren't you?

1894
01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:05,879
[Luis sighs]

1895
01:22:05,962 --> 01:22:07,547
[in English] You just want him back.

1896
01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,634
[in English] The only guy
who ever loved you.

1897
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,011
[in English] Quiet!

1898
01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:14,554
[in English] How dare you!

1899
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:16,181
Prajak!

1900
01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:18,224
[Deborah, in Thai] Get in here!

1901
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,268
[in English] Come on!

1902
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,561
-[sinister music playing]
-[July] Hey…

1903
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:22,729
Prajak?

1904
01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:26,066
[in English] What are you waiting for?

1905
01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:28,693
[in English] Come on!
Make his friends suffer!

1906
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,111
[heavy breathing]

1907
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,696
[Luis in English] Deborah, please!

1908
01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:34,449
[in English] Please let my friends go!
I'll do anything!

1909
01:22:34,532 --> 01:22:35,492
[in English] Please.

1910
01:22:36,826 --> 01:22:38,912
-[Deborah in English] Come on!
-[men growling]

1911
01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:39,871
[Deborah in English] Gangbang him.

1912
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,040
Bukkake all over his face!

1913
01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,042
You fucking little small dick!

1914
01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:45,460
Fake bird!

1915
01:22:45,543 --> 01:22:47,545
-[laughing]
-[music distorts]

1916
01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,589
[indistinct]

1917
01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:51,925
[laughing]

1918
01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,094
[Macky] Carpio! No!

1919
01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:55,929
Do me instead!

1920
01:22:56,012 --> 01:22:58,390
[Luis] This is it. This is my karma.

1921
01:22:58,473 --> 01:23:00,433
[nostalgic music playing]

1922
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,477
[Luis] I accept this.

1923
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,603
[Jaturawit] Hurry up! Shoot now.

1924
01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:05,689
Don't miss the cum!

1925
01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:09,526
[laughing]

1926
01:23:09,609 --> 01:23:11,152
[July] Carpio, I promise!

1927
01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:12,696
I'll pay you back!

1928
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,824
But if not, it's fine. No problem.

1929
01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:17,325
[in English] But Carpio! I love you!

1930
01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,743
[Luis] It's true.

1931
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,955
We're all here because of me.

1932
01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:23,790
[Macky] Deborah! Let it be me!

1933
01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:25,500
Not Carpio!

1934
01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:29,004
-[Macky's screams echoing]
-[Deborah laughing]

1935
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,755
[July] Carps! It's fine!

1936
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,590
You can wash it off!

1937
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,135
Promise we won't tell anyone!

1938
01:23:35,218 --> 01:23:38,596
[Luis in English] I wanted to be
the bigger man, but I failed.

1939
01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:41,266
I let you down, bros.

1940
01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:43,643
And I let me down.

1941
01:23:44,644 --> 01:23:47,230
This is it. Here we are.

1942
01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,774
I'll take this one

1943
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:51,526
for the team.

1944
01:23:52,318 --> 01:23:56,531
[Deborah laughing, in English]
Cum! Cum! Cum on his face!

1945
01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,200
[Big Bird in English]
Point your camera at me!

1946
01:24:00,785 --> 01:24:03,496
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1947
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:08,376
[dramatic music playing]

1948
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:11,629
[Big Bird in English] Stop this at once!

1949
01:24:13,506 --> 01:24:17,343
-[blows land]
-[grunting]

1950
01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:20,513
-[bald eagle screeching sound]
-[groans]

1951
01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:26,144
[blows land]

1952
01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:30,106
-[grunts]
-[groans]

1953
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,149
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1954
01:24:31,232 --> 01:24:34,778
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[groaning]

1955
01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:39,407
[Banana Lady] Hey! Big Bird!

1956
01:24:39,491 --> 01:24:40,492
[gun cocking sound]

1957
01:24:41,117 --> 01:24:43,328
[grunts]

1958
01:24:45,705 --> 01:24:46,831
[chokes]

1959
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,124
-[gasps]
-[woman choking]

1960
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:49,876
[wistful music playing]

1961
01:24:49,959 --> 01:24:50,877
[woman grunts]

1962
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:52,796
[Banana Lady, in Thai] I never
thought this would happen.

1963
01:24:52,879 --> 01:24:54,756
I've never had the bananas

1964
01:24:54,839 --> 01:24:57,592
that came from my vagina before.

1965
01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:00,762
[in Thai] It's kind of hot.

1966
01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:02,639
[death cry]

1967
01:25:02,722 --> 01:25:04,349
[tense music playing]

1968
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,769
[Big Bird in English]
Let them go, Deborah!

1969
01:25:14,317 --> 01:25:15,735
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1970
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:16,945
[gasps]

1971
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:20,406
[in English] It's… It's you!

1972
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,577
[tranquil music playing]

1973
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,121
[Deborah in English] It's really you.

1974
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:29,707
Deborah.

1975
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:31,668
[in English] Please…

1976
01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:34,254
let them go.

1977
01:25:34,337 --> 01:25:36,506
[in English] I know this is not you.

1978
01:25:37,006 --> 01:25:39,634
[in English] I… made you like this.

1979
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:42,762
[in English] And I'm truly sorry.

1980
01:25:43,721 --> 01:25:45,765
[in English] Do you remember
what you promised to me?

1981
01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:47,475
[Big Bird in English] Yes.

1982
01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:49,936
[in English] Of course.

1983
01:25:50,019 --> 01:25:52,105
[magical music playing]

1984
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:55,900
[Big Bird in English] After we make
that one big porn movie,

1985
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,322
I will settle down with you

1986
01:26:03,074 --> 01:26:04,033
and marry you.

1987
01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:08,079
[in English] That was the promise.

1988
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:11,958
[Deborah in English] I was madly
in love with you,

1989
01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:14,711
then you just left.

1990
01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:17,589
[in English] I know.

1991
01:26:18,089 --> 01:26:20,425
[in English] And I have loved you so much

1992
01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:22,260
that I have failed to tell you

1993
01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:23,636
that I have shrunk.

1994
01:26:25,054 --> 01:26:26,514
[in English] I was scared.

1995
01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:29,809
[in English] I wasn't man enough
to love you.

1996
01:26:30,768 --> 01:26:34,272
[in English] I will never
be enough for you.

1997
01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:36,274
[in English] All I ever was

1998
01:26:36,357 --> 01:26:38,234
is this big…

1999
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:40,612
bird!

2000
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:42,488
[grunts]

2001
01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:45,408
[in English] I don't care.

2002
01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:47,952
[in English] It was never
the size of your bird.

2003
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:53,625
[in English] It's the size of your heart
that I fell in love with.

2004
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,960
Oh! Deborah.

2005
01:26:57,378 --> 01:27:01,841
[gentle music playing]

2006
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:04,761
Oh!

2007
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,645
-[invigorating music playing]
-[Big Bird grunts]

2008
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:15,146
[smooches]

2009
01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,607
[moans, grunts]

2010
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,360
-Oh! Yeah!
-[chuckles]

2011
01:27:20,443 --> 01:27:21,486
[quirky sensual music playing]

2012
01:27:21,569 --> 01:27:23,696
[Deborah] Oh, Big Bird!

2013
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:25,198
[Big Bird in English] Yeah! I am Big Bird!

2014
01:27:25,281 --> 01:27:26,115
[Deborah] Oh!

2015
01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:27,700
-[Big Bird in English] You like that?
-[Deborah] Big Bird! [moans]

2016
01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,369
[in Thai] Why are you looking at me?
Point your camera to them!

2017
01:27:29,452 --> 01:27:30,536
[sensual moaning]

2018
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,956
-[Deborah] Oh! Big Bird.
-[Big Bird] Hard gattling! [grunts]

2019
01:27:33,039 --> 01:27:35,333
-[sexual grunting]
-Oh!

2020
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,626
-[Macky] Gross!
-[Deborah moaning]

2021
01:27:37,126 --> 01:27:40,171
That dick will make me sick!

2022
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:42,674
[Deborah speaking Thai]

2023
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,885
[both moaning]

2024
01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:47,262
[Deborah] Big Bird! [moaning]

2025
01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:50,431
-[sexual moaning]
-[Luis] Hurry, hurry…

2026
01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:52,392
[sexual moaning]

2027
01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:54,978
[July] Dammit!

2028
01:27:55,061 --> 01:27:58,648
-[panting]
-[relieved exclaim]

2029
01:27:59,607 --> 01:28:00,858
[in English] Oh my God.

2030
01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:02,777
Dammit!

2031
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:04,696
-I wanna go home!
-[Luis in English] Thank you, Lord!

2032
01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,739
-[in English] Thank you, Lord!
-[indistinct]

2033
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:11,202
[Macky] Bro…

2034
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,663
[sighing, panting]

2035
01:28:13,746 --> 01:28:15,039
It's finally over!

2036
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,500
Yes, bro. I hope, man!

2037
01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:20,044
Big Bird!

2038
01:28:20,878 --> 01:28:23,339
-[dramatic music playing]
-I want your penis!

2039
01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:25,883
Goddammit! I told you I'm not Big Bird!

2040
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:30,722
[screaming]

2041
01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:32,515
[shouts]

2042
01:28:33,099 --> 01:28:35,893
-[Kimura groans]
-[samurai clatters]

2043
01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:40,523
[groaning] Oh, shit.

2044
01:28:41,357 --> 01:28:42,483
[gasps]

2045
01:28:43,818 --> 01:28:45,987
I'm not sure, but I think he's dead.

2046
01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:49,282
[panicked shouts]

2047
01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:55,246
[inhales]

2048
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:57,707
[Luis] Prajak?

2049
01:28:57,790 --> 01:28:59,584
[July] Why'd you help us?

2050
01:29:00,501 --> 01:29:02,253
[Prajak] 'Cause we're Filipinos.

2051
01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:04,672
But I'm really sorry.

2052
01:29:05,423 --> 01:29:07,300
[inhales]

2053
01:29:07,383 --> 01:29:09,010
Actually, I'm a little embarrassed.

2054
01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:14,599
Of all the people I could con,
I had to pick Filipinos.

2055
01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:15,808
I'm ashamed.

2056
01:29:16,642 --> 01:29:17,518
-[somber music playing]
-[sobbing]

2057
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,228
You remind me of my old friends back home,

2058
01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:23,441
how tight you were,
just like how tight we were, too.

2059
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:26,235
I remember all the shit we did.

2060
01:29:26,736 --> 01:29:28,196
I remembered…

2061
01:29:28,279 --> 01:29:30,073
I remembered who I really was.

2062
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:33,451
All the times me and my friends
were hanging out…

2063
01:29:33,534 --> 01:29:34,619
I rememb…

2064
01:29:34,702 --> 01:29:35,787
-[Macky mumbles]
-Ow.

2065
01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:37,705
-[Macky] Stop this drama shit!
-That hurts.

2066
01:29:37,789 --> 01:29:39,165
Stop conning people.

2067
01:29:39,665 --> 01:29:42,210
You've got decent work. Don't waste it.

2068
01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:43,920
I deserved that.

2069
01:29:44,003 --> 01:29:45,505
[somber music playing]

2070
01:29:45,588 --> 01:29:47,215
We quits?

2071
01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:49,634
Can we start over?

2072
01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:51,344
Will you come here!

2073
01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:52,929
-[Prajak] Huh?
-Come here!

2074
01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:55,098
-I'm a little shy.
-[July] Come here.

2075
01:29:55,181 --> 01:29:56,432
-No, really, I'm a little shy.
-[Macky] I'll smack you

2076
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,642
if you don't come here!

2077
01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:58,559
[Macky] One more from you.

2078
01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,187
[cheering]

2079
01:30:01,270 --> 01:30:03,356
-[July] That's enough.
-[Prajak] That's sharp.

2080
01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:04,982
[July] We're still pissed off at you.

2081
01:30:05,483 --> 01:30:07,527
[scoffs]

2082
01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:09,695
Sorry if…

2083
01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:12,365
I've been a douche.

2084
01:30:13,366 --> 01:30:15,409
I'm only there when I need you.

2085
01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:18,579
But when you need me,

2086
01:30:19,956 --> 01:30:21,040
where am I, right?

2087
01:30:21,124 --> 01:30:23,126
Beating off, most likely.

2088
01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,295
[in English] Sorry. Go on, please.

2089
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,047
[nostalgic music playing]

2090
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:30,800
This was supposed to be a make-up trip.

2091
01:30:32,009 --> 01:30:34,095
For all the times that I wasn't around.

2092
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:38,057
Big Bird was right.

2093
01:30:40,476 --> 01:30:41,978
I wasn't man enough.

2094
01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:45,064
[somber music playing]

2095
01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:46,691
I had no balls to be myself.

2096
01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:50,111
Hope you can forgive me.

2097
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,739
Are you crying?

2098
01:30:55,366 --> 01:30:56,617
You wanna cry?

2099
01:30:57,577 --> 01:30:58,703
Come here.

2100
01:30:58,786 --> 01:30:59,996
Let me blow you.

2101
01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:01,622
-Dork.
-[laughing]

2102
01:31:01,706 --> 01:31:02,623
I'll blow you instead.

2103
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:03,541
-Stop it!
-[laughing]

2104
01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:04,876
-You stink!
-Kidding!

2105
01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:06,460
But seriously,

2106
01:31:06,544 --> 01:31:08,421
let me make up to you.

2107
01:31:08,504 --> 01:31:10,548
-Let's make this holiday happen!
-[upbeat music playing]

2108
01:31:11,132 --> 01:31:12,675
-Ah! Game?
-Game.

2109
01:31:12,758 --> 01:31:15,761
[all in English] Let's go!

2110
01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:18,472
-[in English] Let's go!
-[cheering]

2111
01:31:18,556 --> 01:31:22,101
[all chanting] Big penis! Big penis!
Big penis! Big penis!

2112
01:31:22,185 --> 01:31:24,395
["Sa Loob ng Dilim" by VINCED playing]

2113
01:31:25,730 --> 01:31:28,149
-[July] Police! Arrest this man!
-[indistinct speech]

2114
01:31:31,277 --> 01:31:32,653
[Prajak] Does it taste good?

2115
01:31:34,822 --> 01:31:37,158
[cheering, laughing]

2116
01:31:40,453 --> 01:31:43,456
[all cheering]

2117
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,292
[Luis] There you go. Because of this trip,

2118
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:48,377
I got to know Macky and July more.

2119
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:50,713
And not just that.

2120
01:31:50,796 --> 01:31:53,841
We made a new bonus friend
in Tithi Prajak.

2121
01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:55,843
[indistinct chattering]

2122
01:31:55,927 --> 01:31:58,054
Got to know myself better, too.

2123
01:31:58,638 --> 01:31:59,889
Like the brochure said,

2124
01:32:00,723 --> 01:32:02,433
I can be the bigger man.

2125
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:04,310
And I did.

2126
01:32:05,811 --> 01:32:07,521
A big man in little things,

2127
01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,649
like being there for my friends,

2128
01:32:09,732 --> 01:32:10,858
old and new.

2129
01:32:50,022 --> 01:32:53,526
[elephant trumpet sound]

2130
01:32:56,946 --> 01:32:58,864
[Cathy] Where are they now?

2131
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:03,744
[Luis] Big Bird
kept his promise to Deborah.

2132
01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:14,839
After Big Bird retired from porn…

2133
01:33:15,339 --> 01:33:17,300
[in English] Looks like he can do porn.

2134
01:33:17,383 --> 01:33:18,384
[in English] Me?

2135
01:33:18,467 --> 01:33:20,511
[squeals]

2136
01:33:20,594 --> 01:33:21,470
[sensual moaning]

2137
01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,182
[Luis] Pretty Bird,
as Metrosexual Fighter!

2138
01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:27,018
[moaning, groaning]

2139
01:33:27,101 --> 01:33:28,686
-[Macky] Axe of Diva!
-[sensual shrieks]

2140
01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:30,563
-Bottom gattling!
-[sensual moaning]

2141
01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:33,566
[Luis] And his Dad accepted him.

2142
01:33:33,649 --> 01:33:34,483
[in Taglish] At least,

2143
01:33:34,567 --> 01:33:37,361
Macky didn't have to hide who he was.

2144
01:33:42,491 --> 01:33:43,492
[July speaking indistinctly]

2145
01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:44,869
[Luis] And July?

2146
01:33:45,369 --> 01:33:46,787
Still a hothead.

2147
01:33:47,913 --> 01:33:50,374
Stayed in Thailand
and became a tour guide.

2148
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,792
[indistinct chattering]

2149
01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,211
But found a way to calm down

2150
01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:56,172
and have purpose.

2151
01:33:56,255 --> 01:33:58,758
[upbeat music playing]

2152
01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,760
The two may have stayed there,

2153
01:34:00,843 --> 01:34:02,803
but I brought home a new friend.

2154
01:34:05,473 --> 01:34:07,641
[Prajak] I'll go back
to my hometown, in Lapu-Lapu.

2155
01:34:07,725 --> 01:34:09,268
[Luis] Wait, Prajak?

2156
01:34:09,352 --> 01:34:10,936
[Luis] Is Tithi your real name?

2157
01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:12,688
[Prajak] Nope. Pepe, vagina.

2158
01:34:16,984 --> 01:34:18,944
[in English] Snatcher! Snatcher! Hey!

2159
01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:20,529
That's not paid for yet!

2160
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,199
[Luis] As an almost porn star,

2161
01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:26,994
I learned a few tricks
from my Thai twin Big Bird.

2162
01:34:28,704 --> 01:34:30,039
Oh!

2163
01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:32,083
Really?

2164
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:34,794
[gasps] Alright, then. [moans]

2165
01:34:35,836 --> 01:34:37,671
But how?

2166
01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:38,839
Isn't it…?

2167
01:34:41,592 --> 01:34:42,843
[scoffs]

2168
01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:45,054
It's not the size.

2169
01:34:45,554 --> 01:34:46,680
It's how you use it.

2170
01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:51,894
-[growls]
-[Cathy giggles]

2171
01:34:51,977 --> 01:34:52,937
-[glass bowl shatters]
-[upbeat music playing]

2172
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:57,566
[moaning, groaning, shrieking]

2173
01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:01,487
[shrieking]

2174
01:35:04,073 --> 01:35:04,990
[gasps]

2175
01:35:09,495 --> 01:35:11,622
[moaning]

2176
01:35:11,705 --> 01:35:12,706
In!

2177
01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:15,501
[Cathy] Out! [sensual shrieking]

2178
01:35:16,627 --> 01:35:18,045
In! [groaning]

2179
01:35:18,671 --> 01:35:20,506
Out! [shrieking]

2180
01:35:22,049 --> 01:35:23,509
-All in!
-[shouting, shrieking]

2181
01:35:23,592 --> 01:35:25,553
[upbeat music intensifies]

2182
01:35:25,636 --> 01:35:27,638
[groaning, shrieking, moaning]

2183
01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:33,394
[in English] Luis, I will teach you

2184
01:35:33,477 --> 01:35:36,856
my ultimate finishing sex move.

2185
01:35:38,232 --> 01:35:40,234
Much, much better

2186
01:35:40,317 --> 01:35:42,153
than hard gattling.

2187
01:35:42,236 --> 01:35:46,615
[Cathy moaning]

2188
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:50,327
Final! Bird! Freedom!

2189
01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:52,329
-[bald eagle screeching sound]
-[Cathy panting]

2190
01:35:52,413 --> 01:35:54,331
[music ends]

2191
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:56,667
FINAL BIRD FREEDOM